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What on earth!
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It's closing in!
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Who's available?
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We have word that Lightning Max
and Smile Man are on their way.
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Get me that threat level assessment!
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As you can see loud explosions
are going off behind me!
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The damage left by the monster
is at an unprecedented scale.
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HUGE EXPLOSION IN CITY A
The Heroes Association is currently
analyzing the threat level--
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Guess I'll go.
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JUSTICE ENFORCEMENT
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Daddy! Mommy!
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And who do we have here?
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Just a guy who's a hero for fun.
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What kind...
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of half-assed backstory is that?
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I was formed from
the constant stream of pollution
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with which you humans
have suffused the earth.
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I am Vaccine Man!
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The Earth is a single living organism.
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You humans are nothing but
a disease-causing bacteria
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eating away at her lifeforce.
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In order to obliterate humans
and their evil civilization
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the Earth has given birth to me!
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You say you do this for fun?
For fun?
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How dare you confront me
Mother Earth's apostle
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for that inane reason?!
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Yet what more could be
expected from a hu--
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Not again...
All it took was one punch!
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DAMN IT!
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THREE YEARS EARLIER
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- A monster!
- Run!
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Huh?
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You sure you
don't want to run away?
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I bet you're a newly employed
businessman already tired of work.
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I ate too much crab and
transformed into this Crablante!
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Why aren't you running?
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You've got a death wish.
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Is that it?
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Well not quite.
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I'm no businessman. I'm unemployed.
Right now I'm looking for a job.
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I had another interview today
and got rejected royally.
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I couldn't care less about anything.
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So I'm in no mood to run
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just because the mighty Crablante
has appeared.
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So what'll happen if I don't run?
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Your eyes are lifeless just like mine.
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From one set of lifeless eyes
to another I'll let you go.
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Besides right now...
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I'm hunting different prey.
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A big-chinned brat.
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And when I find him
I'm gonna rip his arms off!
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What're you looking at?
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A big-chinned brat...
If he's caught he's dead!
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Hey kid. Were you messing
with a big crab monster?
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Huh?
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He was asleep in the park
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so I drew some nipples on him
with my marker.
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It's definitely him...
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He has no idea what he's done.
What do I do? I could still help...
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But man this kid isn't cute at all.
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It's none of my business...
I should just walk away.
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Right. I mean who really cares?
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I found you!
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What the hell am I doing?
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Huh!
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Kid he's after you!
Get outta here!
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Don't worry about me. Just go!
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B-But...
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My soccer ball...
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Your ball?!
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Hey what's the big idea?
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Don't tell me you're gonna
protect that stinkin' brat!
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Come on you're gonna kill him
over some harmless prank?
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Think about this!
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I've already mutilated lots of people.
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Whoever makes fun of
the way I look pays the price.
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No exceptions.
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By the way that brat drew
nipples on my body.
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With a permanent marker!
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Look at these claws!
I can't even use a towel to wipe it off!
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Get in my way and I'll make sure
you never go job hunting again!
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It just came to me.
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You look exactly like a villain
from this anime I used to watch!
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Die.
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Hold it right there.
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In this age of declining birth rates
I can't just let you kill a kid.
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You know what?
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When I was a little boy
I wanted to be a hero.
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Not a businessman
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but a hero who could send
rotten villains like you flying
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with one punch.
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Screw looking for a job!
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Bring it on!
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Some hero you are!
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You're pathetic!
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You don't stand
a chance against me.
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Your life ends...now!
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Has it really been three years
since then?
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After that day
I trained so hard I went bald.
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I became so powerful
no one can beat me.
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I'm the hero I dreamed of becoming.
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So what is this? What's wrong?
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Why does my heart feel so empty?
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482 yen please.
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Okay.
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Oh hang on.
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I have 82 yen.
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Incredible...
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This is incredible little brother!
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I never thought it would work so well.
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Yes it's more than
I ever imagined big brother.
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My goal was to become
the strongest man in the world.
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The strongest man.
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That was my dream.
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At last the ultimate steroid
"Biceps King" is complete!
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Little brother!
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Drink this and you will obtain
the power you've been seeking!
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What? Drink that?
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Indeed! I added strawberry flavoring
to make it go down easier.
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Brother...
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Yes this will do!
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My brains and your brawn!
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By combining the greatest of minds
and the strongest of bodies
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we brothers will conquer everything
on earth
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and rule as kings!
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I-Incredible!
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Well done little brother.
Thousands have perished!
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Now on to the next town
to destroy it as well!
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This! This is it big bro.
This is what I was looking for...
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To be the strongest man.
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This is an emergency
evacuation warning.
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A giant creature has
appeared in City D.
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The creature is currently
heading towards City B.
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All residents of the area
please evacuate immediately.
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I repeat the giant creature
is currently heading for--
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Yes that's right! Scatter like rats!
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Get them!
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I'm the strongest man
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I'm the strongest man
I'm the strongest man.
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What do you think brother?
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Yeah how's it feel
being the strongest?
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What?!
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There's someone on your shoulder!
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Put some pants on.
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That guy on your shoulder! Kill him!
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Brotherrrr!
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How did this happen?!
I just wanted to be strong!
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And I finally am
the strongest man but...!
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I don't know who you are
but it's your fault my brother is dead!
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The strongest!
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Behold our brotherly power!
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I am the strongest.
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So what if I am?
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I feel empty.
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Right?
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Having overwhelming strength is...
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...pretty boring.
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Oops.
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CITY B DESTROYED
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There's no sign that the evils
of the world are disappearing.
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This hasn't changed since
before I became a hero.
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In other words you could say that
I haven't made any impact.
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I'm not necessarily sad about that.
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But there's something
bothering me lately.
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As the days pass
my emotions grow more distant.
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Fear tension joy anger...
I feel none of them anymore.
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In exchange for power
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maybe I've lost something
that's essential for a human being?
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Vroom vroom?
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No sense hiding if you saw me.
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I'm Super Custom YO649Z Mk. II!
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I love...
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- I used to feel all kinds of emotions
- building custom cars so much...
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- whirling inside me when I fought.
- I decked myself out.
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- Fear. Panic. Anger.
- I'm a custom car-loving monster!
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If you're thinking of getting in my way
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I'll put a shine on
that big headlight of yours!
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But now all I need is
one punch to end it.
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Guess I'll have eggs over rice tonight.
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Each day...
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I come home uninjured
and wash my gloves.
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When I'm out fighting monsters
I never feel as if my heart's really in it.
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I mean I just do the hero-thing
as a hobby.
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In other words
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as long as I get a kick out of it
that's all I care about.
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My house?!
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He's tough!
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What the hell are you?
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"What" am I? That's rude.
We are the true earthlings.
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We?
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I believe you call us
"Subterraneans."
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We suffer from overpopulation.
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Therefore we must now
claim the world aboveground.
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I understand that there are
many people on the surface too.
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As it stands you are in our way.
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That is why we have decided to
eradicate you all.
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Since our invasion commenced
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70% of the surface dwellers
have been killed.
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This is a battle for survival.
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I hope you can understand that.
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However this is unexpected.
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We have encountered
no surface dwellers
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whom our punches would not kill.
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Same here.
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It's been too long since
I've come across such worthy opponents
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Subterraneans!
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We are earthlings!
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But how?!
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You bastard!
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Die!
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It's over.
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What was that surface dweller?
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I'm...
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just a guy who's a hero for fun.
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I do not lose!
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And the surface...
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is under my protection!
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Big talk for a race of vermin!
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What is this feeling?
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This wild throbbing in my heart?!
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This rush this tension!
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It's been so long I forgot
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the exhilaration of a real fight!
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It's coming back to me.
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This is it.
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Well well...
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Looks like you've been taking
good care of my children.
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This is it!
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I the Subterranean King
will take you on.
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This is the very feeling
I've been looking for!
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The surface is ours!
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You surface dwellers must die!
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I am the Subterranean King!
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Surface dwellers
prepare yourselves for--
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All right bring it on!
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SORRY ABOUT THAT
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I've become too strong.
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THE STRONGEST MAN
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NEXT EPISODE:
THE LONE CYBORG
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How'd you like seeing me
get ripped apart this week?
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Now it's time for me
the mighty Crablante
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to tell you what happens next week.
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Huh? There are no visuals?
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Well next week this guy appears
in Z City where Saitama lives!
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What now? Time's up?
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Well next week will be episode 2
"The Lone Cyborg."
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I hope you all--
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