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Introducing the 31st episode's guests! Come out!

XMan's Big Brother came out today.. our Park JunGyu sshi!

Whenever Park JunGyu sshi comes out, since he's the oldest, we always have a celebration,

So when Park JunGyu sshi says, 'You! Come here and do this!' You have to do it for him.

First, how about we see MC Yoo's dance!

Yeah, I haven't seen it for a while, since last year, actually.

Ah, again, without any music.

Well, there's techno and something I've been pushing a lot these days. My shoulder dance! I'll try and put them together--today will be the first time doing this!

Okay! One, two, three, four.

Anybody else you'd like to see do something else?

My whole family loves this person. Jung ManHo.

Do I have to do this without music?

Okay, without music. Start!

This is funny. Can I pick again?

Yeah, one more time.

JunJin's 'CaSaNoBah Love' dance.

Ah, well, thinking of my father,

Right, thinking of your father!

Yeah, I'll work hard.

-He's such a devoted son.

But instead, I want to sing.

Ah, the singing by Park JunGyu sshi! Start!

Ah, finally she came back! The beautiful UNee sshi!

Did you want to meet anyone who is here right now? It's alright if you didn't.

Kang HoDong

Kang HoDong sshi? Alright then!

Say something!

Okay, Kang HoDong! Why'd you want to meet him?

It's because we met a long time ago, but I haven't seen him in a while, so I missed him and saw him today.

Ah, you just missed him.

How have I changed from then to now?

You're still the same, your face color still looks healthy and..

HwangBo sshi said, "He gained more weight".

It's so obvious, there was no need to ask.

Bad guy!

Although she's always with us, she's slowly going from being a strong girl to a woman!

Today, she's wearing a warm, cute outfit looking like a baby chick.

Yoon EunHye sshi!

She's a spring lady. Well, it looks like she and HoDong are like couples.

It's the Powerful Man/Woman fashion.

Spring Powerful Man/Woman!

Loved by many people, he's the leader of hiphop group Epik High! Tablo!

Tablo sshi! Could you express the atmosphere of XMan in a rap?

Let's all play together while dancing, XMan--XMan number one, baby.

To all the babies watching.. ah, baby. He's telling all the babies to enjoy watching!

Yeah

Deflated Kim JongGook. However, these days his own maeryuk is starting up!

Ohn Juwan sshi!

Ohn Juwan sshi is a new strong face in DangYunHaJi. Would you tell us who you'd like to go against today?

First of all. I'll get through the queen first! (JiHyun)

Ah, he wants to win against our queen Lee JiHyun sshi who hasn't been here for a while!

Yes, I'll accept.

She says she'll accept!

Kpop's Shinhwa ChangJo! JunJin sshi!

Ah, our devoted son boy!

I'll work hard with a mind like a new celebrity's!

Look at the twinkle in his eye! Would you happen to remember any kinds of special talents you had when you were a shinin?

I remember!

He's acting like a real shinin!

He's really nervous right now, JunJin sshi.

I used to do an imitation of SongSeungJun sshi crying.

SongSeungHun sshi?

Sorry!

Ah, we'll do a few interviews that we did back when he was a shinin!

What role do you play in Shinhwa?

I'm the ch-charisma rapper JunJin.

Ah, you're shaking!

JunJin is such a nice name. Is it real?

My real name is Park ChoongJae.

What's your nickname?

When there's a mosquito, Sal ChoongJae.

When I'm doing sports, Boh ChoongJae, and when my stomach hurts, it's Gooh ChoongJae.

Can you dance?

Yes. My special is Electric Boogey Dance.

Okay, Electric BoogeyDance! Can you show us?

If I do bad because I'm shaking, please understand.

He already came out earlier to entertain us, but he's a huge thing right now, especially his ddoolooddolooddoo! Jung ManHo sshi!

Ah, Jung ManHo sshi! I really wanted to meet you! Are you aware of your popularity nowadays?

Yes, I'm very aware.

Show us your charisma expression, on XMan!

I'll do a simple greeting with my BooSheeMan version.

Hello, hello...I came from OotChatSah on a business trip! Uh!

I hope you like me

Which corner of XMan do you like the best?

DangYunHaJi.

Anybody here you'd like to challenge to go up against?

Not that I'd like to challenge her.. but Yoon EunHye sshi.

If it's not a challenge.. do you like her?

Go to Yoon EunHye sshi and say greetings to her like you did before! Like a propose.

Hello, hello...I came from OotChatSah to see you! Uh!

Come here!

He has a great voice! JaeWoo sshi!

Hello, I'm a shinin singer JaeWoo!

Every day, every night, I am missing you.

Right beside you, there are two huge sunbaes (JungHwan + KyungMin). Would you choose to be like Hong KyungMin sshi or Shin JungHwan sshi?

This is a hard question, but Hong KyungMin sunbae.

You're missing you, that's MC Yoo!

Now that I look, it's perfect! An XMan MakMooGaNae Boys!

I love you so much. Who is the Xman?

Who is it??

Who is it? It's not me!

Finally, they're together! MakMooGaNae Boys!

MakMooGaNae Boy's performances will be throughout today's XMan!

To lighten up the atmosphere! Our own Dance celebration! Party!

It's finally time for DanGyul MalTaGee.

Up until now, JungHwan sshi has always been the last horse, therefore making us fall, but today, Jung ManHo sshi

You just made up a new yoohaenguh (popular word).

If you can say things so well, then say it yourself! Uh

Right. This pre-game came back to us! JjooGeul JjooGeul SonBaDak MeelCheeGee! (Pushing Hands)

We can't wait for their round in DangYunHaJi. Queen of DangYunHaJi Lee JiHyun sshi and deflated KimJongGook OhnJuWan sshi.

First off, let's start by saying each other's charms!

It must be hard to think of something, especially to your future opponent in DangYunHaJi.

Okay then. Ohn JuWan sshi, please tell us a charm of Lee JiHyun sshi's.

Well, you know what women like to hear. Like they're feminine, or that you want to fall into her eyes.

I wouldn't want to.

Ah, this is supposed to be time for listing each other's charms.

I was just trying to just sit down.

Are you saying that you're going to do it with only two fingers?

Well, can't I?

You can, but it might be a disadvantage to you.

You're such a spiteful person.

What are you doing?

The game hasn't started yet!

He likes it if you do that.

Let me do it again, two fingers is against the rules!

Just come in.

You're not really good at anything except DangYunHaJi.

Like Kang HoDong sshi said, JiHyun sshi isn't really made out for anything but DangYunHaJi.

Okay, next up!

Kang HoDong sshi. You have to say a charm of JuWan's first.

Yes, you have to say a charm.

This looks as though it'll be funny. Let's say what we feel about each other, shall we?

You look pretty.

Let's smile now! Smile!

Ah, only pinky fingers?

It hurts!

Why don't you just do it with your hand?

If I win this time, will you let me go against UNee sshi?

Is it okay with UNee sshi?

It's okay if HoDong really wins.

Do you want to?

I want to hear UNee sshi cheering for me.

Your skills expanded.

UNee sshi, please do a cheer.

Can HoDong win JuWan and see UNee sshi?

When are you going to start?

I keep making eye contact with Tablo.

I keep feeling friendly towards that friend.

It's like seeing myself years before.

Will HoDong be able to win JuWan? Start!

UNee sshi! Ohn JuWan sshi has saved you!

Why is Kang HoDong sshi the team leader?

Oh, he's just leader. Nothing much.

Okay! Next! HoDong, who comes out next?

You, come on.

If you don't introduce me correctly, I'm not going out. Not a single step forward.

The one all the way at the end.

UhJjobEe, come on. UhJjobAh, UhJjobAh. (Narrow Shoulders)

The kid with narrow shoulders!

Okay, I'll do it then! The one with the pink T-shirt!

The kid with the pink T-shirt! Okay.

Our team! Little MC Yoo--Tablo!

For a while, I was little Shin JungHwan.

That's something I didn't know about.

UhJjobEe and the kid that you want to be friendly to.

Okay, each other's charms.

It's crazy. Whenever I walk down the street, these little kids in kindergarten with little yellow hats and bookbags, they make fun of me.

:Oh, you didn't hear? A little kid came up to me with a blade of grass and put it up to my face and said, 'eat it!'

So that's nothing! It's just that these kids like us! I mean, the kid came and said, 'eat it!'

So, did you eat it?

I just ate a little and pretended to. It's okay.

Charms!

Wonderful music.

Tablo looks happy. Tablo sshi, charm?

He looks like he's trying to think of something new really fast.

Even when he's doing music...

It has a hasty feel to it.

Like, even when he's performing on stage, he still manages to show us the funny image, is really great.

So you're basically saying that it's funny when he sings on stage?

His songs are funny.

Ah, the kid with the pink shirt and Tablo!

What was the thing you were about to say before he complimented you?

Even more than his shoulders being really narrow, his face is more big.

Soon, kids are going to make you eat grass, too!

I know why you guys are alike! Grasshopper, grasshopper!

What's wrong with this road?

You're already on it!

We don't go down a road, we fly! And it's okay! A yuhchee is cute!

It's not his fault. It's just the way a grasshopper is! It's our nature.

I really can't help it.

Then can I peck him with my beak?

Of course you can! That's your nature!

Wow, you're fast!

He's a frog!

Did you use your wings this time? So fast!

No, I folded my wings in.

Shin JungHwan sshi won for the first time in a long time!

I'll make him feel good! UNee princess!

Okay, both of you, sit down.

Each other's charms.

What? Oh, no, that's not necessary. Just sit.

We have to do charms.

What is Shin Jung Hwan's charm?

He's adorable when he does his Chucky imitation.

I have to see it!

Usually these days, when someone asks JungHwan sshi to do the Chucky imitation,

He gets annoyed, but since it's UNee sshi asking..

Innocent Chucky!

Wow, he's the best!

When somebody else does it, he really hates it.

It's true!

You're suspended for three games!

The beautiful man,

HwangBo!

I thought you'd say "beautiful woman," so I was getting ready to do a wave.

Our shinin mannered JunJin!

I forgot for a second.

Since HwangBo sshi and JunJin sshi know each other well,

let's hear their charms!

This friend is this kind of a friend,

like in school, when you see a fight going on,

you can count on her to help you.

So if there was a fight,

Someone who'd come running right away.

If they got a text message, then they'd come right away

because they'd know that I was getting hit.

What's JunJin's charm?

When I need help, the kind of friend who would find me.

Ah, a thankful friend.

Now that we've heard both sides,

we can conclude both sides has no charm to think of.

No real interest towards each other.

Almost no affection.

Just a friend you'd call when you're in a hurry or danger.

In other words, a bbeebbee friend! [Note: A friend you only call for help]

You're not at the line.

Ah, the rules have to be followed exactly as they are!

You might hit my face.

Can I do it again?

Well, just like the 30th XMan,

they usually are active during these pre-games.

I thought they'd make me the X-man, since I haven't been here in a while, but they said I wasn't...

Ah, let's just sit down.

If you're not the X-man, then you'd win this game, right?

Yes, of course!

Ready, start!

Ah, no! It's not me!

It's not!

What did you think of HwangBo sshi on a regular basis?

Someone I'd like to be against in a drama and beat in a fight.

I was wondering, what was your first impression of her?

She's really beautiful.

Wow, this is the first time someone's mentioned beauty over her strength.

I think she's a healthy woman.

What do you think was the most charm you saw of her on TV?

Singing.

Why is it singing?

Yoon EunHye sshi, sing for ManHo sshi.

She's never even sung for Kim JongGook sshi!

EunHye sshi, look at Jung ManHo sshi and sing!

Jung ManHo sshi looks like he's going to grab her hand rather than push it.

It's weird, I didn't push that hard!

It's impossible to win her by strength.

Overall, GONG TEAM WIN!

Let's see KangTeam's girl's cheer!

HwangBo sshi did the dance that she hasn't done since Chakara debuted!

KangTeam's women gusts don't even care about what's happening, only their cheer.

Today I've met a trustworthy friend.

What is it?

Oh, nothing.

Jung ManHo sshi, how are you feeling?

I'm going to be sick.

GongTeam, cheer!

Great job!

Okay, GongTeam! Get ready!

Today's trouble is where to put me.

We have a change in plans!

We were going to target Tablo.

Our plan was to have four people on Tablo's back!

But since we can't do that anymore.

Tablo has a worried look on his face, saying that he really needs to be a horse instead of our Big Brother.

Go to the end!

Tablo! You must be confused, one's telling you to come this way and the other that way..

It's okay. You have me!

Where should I go?

Tablo sshi, the very end is the best! Shin JungHwan sshi is the very end in KangTeam.

But then there's Kang HoDong sshi..

Oh! But at the very end you have to survive Kang HoDong sshi.

Tablo, bye bye!

Tablo's skinny legs, my mind hurts.

The viewers might mistaken that we played the part where Kang HoDong sshi landed in slow motion, but this is not so. Kang HoDong sshi landed slowly, and Tablo sshi fell as slowly.

The last scene reminds me of the movie Terminator.

OVERALL, KANGTEAM WIN!

DangYunHaJi!

We need a strong beginning.. Kang HoDong sshi!

You want a strong start with HoDong sshi?

He's still better than me.

You know when we buy strawberries, we throw away the bad ones and keep the good ones?

What the! That was a great way to express it!

From here on, carefully listen to Kang HoDong's words.

One day, Kang HoDong and JunJin, JunJin and Kang HoDong became friends.

You two?

Yeah. I'll tell you what happened on one day.

You're going to tell us what happened on that one day?

Right. One, two, three sections-; if I don't knock him out till then, then I lost.

Oh, you're going to knock him out in three?

Do you remember when we had a nice man to man talk while drinking soju?

It seems like something's going to come out today!

I'm going to say everything!

JunJin sshi, if you don't want to get knocked down by this, you have to quickly come back with something.

You have candy in your cheeks, don't you?

That day.. you lied, didn't you?

Okay, Kang HoDong sshi, you only have one section left.

You know that whatever you do, you can't do it with me, right?

Just think about that, okay?

Anything you do!

Just think about it.

Okay, this is the last one, if you can't send him now..

It's five sections.

After we each had a drink of soju, do you remember going to my house afterwards?

When are you going to start the shock, Kang HoDong sshi? It's already been three!

Now all the fans know that I'm close with JunJin so far!

There's two sections left!

I'll say it again. Whatever you do! Whatever you do! You can't do it like me. You know that, right?

Did you think about that yet?

HoDong sshi is finally starting on his shock.

JunJin! Your name is Jun. Jin.. does that mean that you're a pair of jeans?

From what I saw earlier, when you lost to Ohn JuWan, it really looked like you lost. You weren't a sports player before, were you?

JunJin, you're a devoted son, right? Your father likes me, doesn't he?

What, does your father not like you?

I've heard that you two are close friends.

You don't like your real name, do you?

Did you cover your face in dirt?

It's time for our friendship to end.

Truthfully, you looked at me as a guy and asked me to be friends, didn't you?

Have you been to the training for army for the first half year yet?

Did you see at the dressing rooms earlier? Did you see that woman?

He doesn't know who it is, but okay.

Is that woman Shin JungHwan?

Shin JungHwan sshi was just standing there not doing anything.

Why me?

You know, on the day that we got invited to XMan, you called me and we practiced,

You know that this isn't going like we practiced, right?

You two practiced?

Lee JiHyun sshi, would you like to go first?

No, it's fine, you go first.

Wow, you don't give up the first chance usually.

I can't say this while looking you in the eye, can I avoid your eyes?

Then you know that you'll have to keep looking at the ground until the game ends, right?

When I said earlier that I didn't want to fall into your eyes,

I said it because I knew that I wouldn't be able to get out, right?

Just once!

Even if you're saying this now, you're going to hurt me later on, aren't you?

You know that you're #1 in Jewelry, right?

Ohh, Lee JiHyun sshi's face got brighter!

But, that #1 isn't a good #1, right?

The #1 I'm talking about is a diamond, you know that, right?

And you know that the diamond is you, right?

Just once!

Okay, just one person!

You ate something wrong, didn't you?

Lee JiHyun sshi isn't attacking.

I'm taken back by the sudden kindness.

Was it funny?

Good job, holding up the act.

Let's begin!