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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:34,500 I'm... 2 00:00:34,735 --> 00:00:36,368 making a film... 3 00:00:37,338 --> 00:00:39,571 about me... 4 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,641 and my feelings for you. 5 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:52,252 I'm still not over you. 6 00:00:52,253 --> 00:00:55,221 And I wanna figure out why that is, 7 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:57,322 and how it got to this point. 8 00:00:58,692 --> 00:01:00,325 But it's gonna be fun. 9 00:01:09,203 --> 00:01:12,337 I'm Ann Lupo. I am a... 10 00:01:13,641 --> 00:01:15,491 filmmaker. 11 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:17,342 What do you hope to find with us? 12 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,179 I hope to find... 13 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:27,086 that I can change. 14 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:31,557 Yeah. 15 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:45,504 This was me three years ago. 16 00:01:50,678 --> 00:01:52,644 I was 23 years old... 17 00:01:56,217 --> 00:01:59,152 and most of the time, I was lost in... 18 00:01:59,153 --> 00:02:01,487 one of many fantasies. 19 00:02:06,260 --> 00:02:10,529 And almost all of them were about falling in love. 20 00:02:19,607 --> 00:02:21,274 There's this... 21 00:02:21,275 --> 00:02:24,611 narrative, or maybe truth... 22 00:02:24,612 --> 00:02:25,845 it doesn't, I don't know, 23 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:27,714 to be in love with someone, 24 00:02:27,715 --> 00:02:29,716 and for them to be in love with you 25 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:32,585 is one of the holiest experiences 26 00:02:32,586 --> 00:02:34,654 you can have on this Earth. 27 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:38,291 ♪ I'm so happy That you found me ♪ 28 00:02:38,292 --> 00:02:40,827 ♪ And with your arms around me ♪ 29 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:43,296 ♪ It's a happy wonderful world ♪ 30 00:02:43,297 --> 00:02:45,498 The movies that have written 31 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,834 people's mental paradigms about love. 32 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,368 They are heightened. 33 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:53,594 And then if you believe 34 00:02:53,595 --> 00:02:55,484 that it's something that you should be a part of, 35 00:02:55,485 --> 00:02:57,374 because it seems like a really fun thing. 36 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:09,421 I was just looking to not be single anymore. 37 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:14,327 I wanted to have someone to do all the things 38 00:03:14,328 --> 00:03:17,363 that people in couples do with. 39 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:20,400 But it didn't really matter who that person was. 40 00:03:20,401 --> 00:03:24,470 I could practically fall in love with anyone. 41 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,255 I love you. I love you. 42 00:04:15,256 --> 00:04:17,357 I love you. I love you. 43 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:21,660 So, yeah, I was pretty confused about how love works. 44 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:27,332 But you know, there's a lot of misinformation out there. 45 00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:44,951 Umm... 46 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:05,071 So, I worked for this incredible couple. 47 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:08,508 They run a business together, making videos and commercials, 48 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:10,777 and... Now, they're engaged! 49 00:05:10,778 --> 00:05:12,711 Oh, my god! 50 00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:14,645 Congratulations. I can't believe it. 51 00:05:14,646 --> 00:05:16,582 My little sister's engaged. Hey, Ann. 52 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:18,250 Dude. 53 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:19,919 Yes. Incredible man. 54 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,186 Aww. 55 00:05:21,187 --> 00:05:22,455 Was it incredible? 56 00:05:22,456 --> 00:05:23,956 Yes, Rachel. 57 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:25,457 Oh, okay. Right. 58 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:26,959 How did you, uh, pop the question? 59 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,777 Oh, my god. So, listen to this. 60 00:05:28,778 --> 00:05:30,596 I spent three months. He created a scavenger hunt 61 00:05:30,597 --> 00:05:31,931 around the entire city. 62 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:33,682 What? Around all the places 63 00:05:33,683 --> 00:05:35,435 we've been to when we were in a relationship, 64 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:38,604 and he set up videos and little riddles for me to solve. 65 00:05:38,605 --> 00:05:40,873 Guess it was perfect? 66 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:42,875 Right? Yes, yes, yes. 67 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:44,242 The birds... 68 00:05:44,243 --> 00:05:45,611 ...they were just like, right on cue. 69 00:05:45,612 --> 00:05:47,580 Wow. Just like... 70 00:05:50,617 --> 00:05:52,485 It was just so special. 71 00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:54,687 The trees were swaying like... 72 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:55,888 ...background dancers. 73 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:57,356 Yeah. 74 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,825 It was beautiful. And then, there was like a... 75 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:00,126 And then, and then, and then... 76 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:02,511 Can you film us? 77 00:06:02,512 --> 00:06:04,897 And then, at the end of that whole thing, 78 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:07,282 I was waiting for her 79 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:09,669 outside of 126 St. Mark's Place, where we first met. 80 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:11,353 Aww. 81 00:06:11,354 --> 00:06:13,039 And I got down on one knee... 82 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,041 I wanna do it. 83 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:16,775 Adrienne. Mm-hmm? 84 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:19,511 Will you marry me? 85 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:22,115 And she said, "Yes." 86 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,084 Aww, this is great. 87 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:28,820 Love becomes marriage. 88 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:32,458 Oh, okay. 89 00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:36,162 Marriage becomes vows. 90 00:06:36,163 --> 00:06:39,398 Vows last... 91 00:06:40,134 --> 00:06:41,800 a lifetime. 92 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:47,672 Tears... 93 00:06:50,711 --> 00:06:51,943 forever... 94 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,679 is... 95 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:56,948 now. 96 00:07:00,154 --> 00:07:01,821 He expressed it. Whoo. 97 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:03,055 Wow. 98 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:04,891 Hey, that was awesome. 99 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:06,726 That was really good. 100 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:08,127 Oh, yeah. 101 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:10,196 Oh, I'm so proud of you guys. 102 00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:11,798 Congratulations, you two. 103 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:15,634 Congratulations. 104 00:07:15,635 --> 00:07:17,435 Have a good day writing poetry, dude. 105 00:07:22,443 --> 00:07:24,110 Are you serious? 106 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:26,846 My videos get way more views than yours. 107 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:29,449 I think we should take the day off. 108 00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:31,217 Oh, but we have about... 109 00:07:31,218 --> 00:07:34,120 that deck with the presentation that's due on Friday. 110 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:38,056 That deck. Are you telling me we can't work on that deck... 111 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:41,526 from bed? 112 00:07:42,729 --> 00:07:44,497 Oh. Mm. 113 00:07:44,498 --> 00:07:47,200 Oh, you know I can work on that deck 114 00:07:47,201 --> 00:07:49,869 from anywhere in the apartment. 115 00:07:51,205 --> 00:07:52,705 Oh, sorry. I can hear you. 116 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:54,806 Oh, Ann. 117 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:56,909 Um, you can hold down the fort here, right? 118 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:58,043 Yeah. 119 00:07:59,847 --> 00:08:01,547 Oh, god, what? 120 00:08:01,548 --> 00:08:03,081 It's nothing. 121 00:08:03,082 --> 00:08:04,617 It's nothing. Seriously... What am I forgetting? 122 00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:07,253 We were... we were going to... 123 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:09,155 Have our meeting today. Yes, but... 124 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:11,073 About the script. It's fine. 125 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:12,992 Okay, I read it last night and it's actually pretty bad, 126 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,415 so I don't... 127 00:08:14,416 --> 00:08:15,838 I don't wanna share with you. 128 00:08:15,839 --> 00:08:17,263 So no worries. Ann. Ann, Ann, Ann. 129 00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:19,131 We don't have to do the meeting. 130 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:21,234 I seriously wanna read your script. 131 00:08:21,235 --> 00:08:24,237 And I will stay here and I will do that today... 132 00:08:24,238 --> 00:08:26,905 because that's the kind of boss I am. 133 00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:29,208 Thank you so much, 134 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:31,511 but seriously, go. Have fun. 135 00:08:31,512 --> 00:08:32,845 Yeah. Really? 136 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:33,946 Yeah. Go. 137 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:35,263 Okay. 138 00:08:35,264 --> 00:08:36,580 Hey, why don't you use the studio for yourself today? 139 00:08:36,581 --> 00:08:37,897 Okay. Use all the equipment. 140 00:08:37,898 --> 00:08:39,218 Use whatever you want. Maybe I will. 141 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:41,754 Bring your friends. 142 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:43,756 Yeah, and tomorrow, I promise, 143 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:46,125 we will resume professional work but... 144 00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:48,094 ...you know. 145 00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:49,520 Oh, download this card Okay, bye. 146 00:08:49,521 --> 00:08:50,946 When you get a chance, please. 147 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:52,372 Thanks. Bye. 148 00:08:52,373 --> 00:08:53,798 Okay. 149 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:37,977 It's What's the Problem? With your host, 150 00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:41,581 Andy Pincers! 151 00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:43,816 Thank you for joining us. I'm Andy Pincers. 152 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:47,253 And welcome back yet again to What's the Problem? 153 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:48,704 Where we shame young women 154 00:09:48,705 --> 00:09:50,505 who are not living up to their full potential. 155 00:09:51,658 --> 00:09:53,159 Let's say hello to our contestants today. 156 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:55,194 Ann Lupo! 157 00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:58,998 So, Ann, you've been on the show quite a few times now. 158 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,565 Is that right? 159 00:10:00,566 --> 00:10:02,134 Yeah, um, practically every day. 160 00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:03,235 So you know the drill. 161 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,739 You want a relationship 162 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:10,743 that is the most epic, cosmic, white sizzling hot, 163 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:14,347 bodice-ripping, intellectually explosive, 164 00:10:14,348 --> 00:10:16,148 emotionally supportive, yadda yadda yadda, 165 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:18,184 love affair of our time. 166 00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:19,885 Is that right? Uh-huh. 167 00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:21,954 But there's just this one thing though. 168 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,824 This guy. I don't see him. He's not here so... 169 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,892 what's the problem? 170 00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:28,327 Well, I think if I... 171 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:30,296 Oh, Ann, I'm sorry. That is incorrect. 172 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,297 But I'll tell you what the problem is. 173 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,300 The problem is that enormous nose. 174 00:10:37,371 --> 00:10:39,205 Those awkward chest hairs. 175 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,908 And that, coarse Sicilian mustache. 176 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:46,545 Ooh, brutas! 177 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:49,048 And on the other hand, folks, help me out here. 178 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:50,082 You're lazy! 179 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,917 You're lazy! 180 00:10:51,918 --> 00:10:53,786 And you're probably not even talented. 181 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:56,155 Probably not even talented! 182 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,658 Oh. 183 00:10:58,659 --> 00:11:00,226 I am just getting word 184 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:02,811 that Ann believes 185 00:11:02,812 --> 00:11:05,398 that if she can acquire all of these things, 186 00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:09,935 only then will she be truly happy. 187 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:15,207 Happiness. 188 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:17,443 She wants to be happy! 189 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,248 Which leads us to our final round! 190 00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:26,085 The Underlying Problem! 191 00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:27,252 Now, Ann... 192 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:31,289 do you believe that you... 193 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:36,728 deserve all of this? 194 00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:48,891 That's correct! 195 00:11:48,892 --> 00:11:52,077 And that's your problem! 196 00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:55,381 Now get back to work. 197 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,121 Hello? 198 00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:04,321 Where are you? 199 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,727 Yeah, I'm... 200 00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:10,229 getting on the subway as we speak. 201 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,164 There was like a crazy delay 202 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:14,100 and I have to get out at the other subway. 203 00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:23,208 Welcome to Wife Night. 204 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:32,017 Okay, now, I will shout it from the rooftops 205 00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:34,887 that I love my IUD! 206 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:37,923 Yeah, I got the one that goes into your arm 207 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,859 and I like... I like never get my period. 208 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,360 You never get it ever? 209 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:42,861 Oh. 210 00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:45,130 Never. 211 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:57,476 I started this book on past-life regressions. 212 00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:00,246 It's super far out but I love it. 213 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,114 Is she speaking in tongues? 214 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,550 There are voices that speak through her 215 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:08,220 about, like, energy fields and higher dimensions. 216 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,922 This is Lallie. 217 00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:15,327 We've been best friends since we were born. 218 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,996 Have you thought about what you want for your birthday? 219 00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:19,799 No. 220 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,933 Would you like me to get you an IUD? 221 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,268 No. 222 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:26,205 Would you like me to get you... 223 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:29,107 a Yoni Egg made of pure diamond. 224 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:31,343 Yeah. 225 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,479 Maybe Scott would like that. 226 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,880 Scott? 227 00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:36,197 Like Scott "Scott"? 228 00:13:36,198 --> 00:13:37,514 Like, two months ago Scott? Yeah. 229 00:13:37,515 --> 00:13:38,831 Are you guys still hooking up? No. No, no, no. 230 00:13:38,832 --> 00:13:40,152 Are you... Yes, but no. 231 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,954 Dating? No, no. We're just... 232 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,222 enjoying each other's company. 233 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,326 But I'm still your primary partner, right? 234 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:52,598 In all my past lives 235 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,900 and all the lives I have yet to live. 236 00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:58,136 I will never love anyone more than you. 237 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,875 Even if I come back as a turtle? 238 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:07,879 I will bejewel your shell. 239 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,082 Thank you. 240 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:18,090 Ann you're up. 241 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,390 Okay. 242 00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:31,369 Oh. 243 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,274 The Nine of Swords. 244 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:36,642 I know that card. 245 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:39,111 That some sexy, sword-wielding man 246 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:42,381 about to storm into your life and bang the shit out of you. 247 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,451 Cool. Like Braveheart sex. 248 00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:47,186 Can I haveEnglish Patient sex? 249 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,520 Silence! 250 00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,321 Oh. 251 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:56,161 This is a really serious card. 252 00:14:56,162 --> 00:15:01,033 You are going to go through a total, spiritual upheaval, 253 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:03,602 and you are gonna be completely blindsided 254 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:06,105 by the consequences of your actions. 255 00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:10,375 Total obsession will drive you to madness! 256 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,678 Okay. 257 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:27,042 Or... 258 00:15:27,043 --> 00:15:29,061 could also be the sexy, sword-wielding man. 259 00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:31,330 No phones during a tarot reading. 260 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:32,665 Oh. "Ms. Lupo, 261 00:15:32,666 --> 00:15:34,366 can I see you tonight? 262 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,368 I'm still hard from last time." 263 00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,203 It doesn't say that. 264 00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:40,104 Might as well. 265 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:42,005 Uh, is that who I think it is? 266 00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:45,310 When did that happen? 267 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:49,281 We got back in touch. 268 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,548 As in? 269 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,386 We got back in... touch. 270 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,155 Isn't he mean to you? 271 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:57,389 No, he's hot. 272 00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,258 And I'm horny. Let me live. 273 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,527 Ann, have fun. 274 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,027 Be safe. 275 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,130 Go fuck your brains out. 276 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,048 Thank you. 277 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,968 And maybe it's not just sex this time you know. 278 00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:10,502 We keep coming back to each other 279 00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:12,036 and I think, there is something there. 280 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,572 Okay. 281 00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:20,478 I know what I'm doing. 282 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,784 When we start dating, 283 00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:29,154 it'll be purely for sexual and intellectual fulfillment, 284 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,222 and be totally unexclusive. 285 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,560 Like if you wanna sleep with anyone else 286 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,595 or I wanna sleep with anybody else. 287 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:37,663 That's fine. 288 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,264 No, no, no. 289 00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:40,665 Back this up. 290 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,067 I don't wanna sleep with anyone else. 291 00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:44,102 Yes, you do. 292 00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:47,006 I just sort of subscribe to this theory 293 00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:51,076 that I can really have whatever I want. 294 00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:54,012 Without any consequence, you know. 295 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,349 Uh... 296 00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:00,517 So I kind of started, like, dating, 297 00:17:00,518 --> 00:17:02,688 like not even, not dating, just hooking up with people. 298 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:05,724 Ah! And that was like 299 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:08,761 the normal thing to do as a young person. 300 00:17:08,762 --> 00:17:12,631 Yeah, just playing the parts of people having sex 301 00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:14,366 that don't actually care about each other. 302 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,568 Finally, it was like, "Oh, my god. 303 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,369 Seriously, stop." 304 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:20,172 Take a couple of months. Don't think about boys. 305 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:22,041 No, you are not allowed anymore. 306 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:24,576 You need a time out. And maybe that will cure you 307 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:27,146 of whatever this is. Um... 308 00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:38,290 And that's when it dawned on me. 309 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:43,162 I am a strong, independent, career-orientated woman, 310 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:47,466 and the very, very last thing I need 311 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,500 is a fucking boyfriend. 312 00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:57,743 So, I had sworn off men. 313 00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,345 ♪ Get out my way ♪ 314 00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:03,347 ♪ Just keep this shirt 'Less you got something to say ♪ 315 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,486 There was always that pressure, 316 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:10,354 especially from Aunt Doreen. 317 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,758 Are you seeing anyone special? 318 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,860 Did my mom put you up to this? 319 00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:17,563 We're just trying to help, okay? 320 00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,431 Have you tried any of the apps? 321 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,300 No. Not my thing. 322 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:23,268 What about joining a gym? 323 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:25,804 I'm definitely not meeting someone at the gym. 324 00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:27,539 Grad school? 325 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,541 Oh. Would you do church? 326 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,659 No, okay. 327 00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:33,779 I don't even wanna be in a relationship right now. 328 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,215 You don't have one of those "fuck buddies", do you? 329 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,348 No. 330 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,935 What? It's fine, okay? 331 00:18:40,936 --> 00:18:43,388 I don't need to be tied down or committed to just one person 332 00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:46,691 because there's so much of the world left to explore. 333 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,494 And I'm really busy. 334 00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:51,429 That is such a bunch of bullshit. 335 00:18:58,238 --> 00:18:59,471 Okay. 336 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,173 If you must know... 337 00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:03,241 what I really want 338 00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:06,278 is to be in love. 339 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:10,381 And to meet this person in the most cosmic, 340 00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:13,418 fantastic way 341 00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:15,587 as if it were destiny. 342 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:20,391 And I'm gonna love him, and he is going to love me. 343 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:22,760 And it's gonna be... 344 00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,296 perfect. 345 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,265 Oh, Annie. 346 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,801 No, Annie. 347 00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:31,603 Annie, no! 348 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:32,737 What? 349 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:36,542 What? I have to tell you 350 00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:38,744 that man does not exist. 351 00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,312 And if you keep waiting around for him, 352 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,947 you're going to end up alone! 353 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:44,332 And believe me, 354 00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,718 you do not want to be alone at my age. 355 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,720 I've seen things. 356 00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:49,955 Terrible things. 357 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:52,357 These thoughts become habits. 358 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:55,327 And the habits become your life. 359 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,362 Annie, look at Jason. 360 00:19:57,363 --> 00:20:01,466 He thought he would find someone by just waiting around. 361 00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:03,602 But he waited too long. 362 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:05,737 And now he's 30. 363 00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:08,339 I mean, what are you even doing here? 364 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:09,908 We were gonna have lunch. 365 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,877 No, Annie, honey. 366 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,745 You have got to get out there! 367 00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:15,380 Oh, right now? 368 00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:16,615 Yup, yup, yup. 369 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:17,716 I'm... Let's go. 370 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:18,817 I'm hungry. 371 00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:25,490 Have... Have you met John? 372 00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:26,925 No, who's John? 373 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:29,228 My friend Carol's son John. 374 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,929 Have I introduced you to him? 375 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:31,997 No, I don't... Oh, honey, 376 00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,615 you have to meet him. 377 00:20:33,616 --> 00:20:35,234 I mean, you two have so much 378 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,018 in common like so much. 379 00:20:37,019 --> 00:20:38,804 I can't... I can't believe I didn't think of this before. 380 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:40,439 Oh, okay. 381 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,874 He is a sweet boy. 382 00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,677 I mean, a genuinely good person. 383 00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:47,445 And his father's a playwright. 384 00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:53,501 Okay? 385 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:54,284 I will... I will e-mail introduce you tonight. 386 00:20:54,285 --> 00:20:55,067 Okay, but can you not make it a date thing, 387 00:20:55,068 --> 00:20:57,428 because I'm really not trying to think about boys right now. 388 00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:01,059 So she set us up. 389 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:03,261 I thought that if I didn't dress up, 390 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,464 and I had a reason to leave shortly after he arrived, 391 00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:08,934 he would understand that I was not interested in him. 392 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:11,603 I was not trying to impress him. 393 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:14,273 And I could meet a guy without it having romantic connotations. 394 00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:18,409 And we could just be friends. 395 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:20,679 Oh, fuck. 396 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,813 Sorry I was late. 397 00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:24,382 Uh, were you waiting long? 398 00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,686 Oh, no. I was in the neighborhood. 399 00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:29,654 What were you, uh, writing? 400 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,289 Nothing. 401 00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:34,493 I sat across from him and I was like, 402 00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:37,696 "Whoa, I have the potential to be... 403 00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:39,431 incredibly attracted to you, 404 00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:41,566 but I am not gonna do that." 405 00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:43,669 I like the shirt. It's very like... 406 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:45,392 Marcel Marceau. Oh. 407 00:21:45,393 --> 00:21:47,115 Thank you. Yeah. 408 00:21:47,116 --> 00:21:48,840 That's exactly what I was going for. 409 00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:50,542 I like yours, um... 410 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:53,312 It's very Steve from Blue's Clues. 411 00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:54,679 Wow. I was just watching 412 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,046 the first season. Oh, great. That's great. 413 00:21:56,047 --> 00:21:57,416 Can I get you something to drink? 414 00:21:57,417 --> 00:21:58,917 Yeah. 415 00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,785 Uh, what are you having? 416 00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:04,756 I could see that we just got each other, 417 00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:07,592 and we could just go speeding along in the conversation. 418 00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:09,860 What were you doing? I was in Tibet. 419 00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:11,997 Wow. Yeah. 420 00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:13,498 What... What's in Tibet? 421 00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:15,000 There's many things, a lot of yaks. 422 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:16,734 Tell me about your trip. 423 00:22:16,735 --> 00:22:18,470 Oh, it was... No. It was really boring. 424 00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:20,405 I was just doing, like, soul search. 425 00:22:20,406 --> 00:22:22,139 Straight up. Um... Wow. 426 00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:23,875 Did you straight up find this soul? 427 00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:26,111 Cheers. The soul was sought. 428 00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:28,046 Soul was not found. 429 00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:29,881 No. Oh, no, but it's okay. 430 00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:31,483 We made progress. Okay. 431 00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:33,584 You kind of know where it might be? 432 00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:35,865 No. 433 00:22:35,866 --> 00:22:37,177 Maybe I should try Tibet. 434 00:22:37,178 --> 00:22:38,490 You should try Tibet, exactly. 435 00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:40,458 I may have seen your soul there. 436 00:22:41,627 --> 00:22:43,361 He seems really nice. 437 00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:49,134 And awkward and weird. And I liked that. 438 00:22:49,135 --> 00:22:51,436 The reoccurring joke of the night 439 00:22:51,437 --> 00:22:52,871 was that we were the same person. 440 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:55,473 Finishing each other's sentences. 441 00:22:55,474 --> 00:22:58,075 "Oh, my god. Do you think that way too?" 442 00:22:58,076 --> 00:23:00,679 I see time like we're all on this track-and-field track. 443 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:01,746 So we're like here-ish. 444 00:23:01,747 --> 00:23:02,814 Yeah. Right now. Thank you. 445 00:23:04,308 --> 00:23:05,800 Yeah, we're here. Yeah, yeah. Here, right? Here. 446 00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:07,293 This is it... There. I'm with you. 447 00:23:07,294 --> 00:23:08,787 I'm on this track with you. 448 00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:09,855 Cool. Yes. 449 00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:11,422 Cheers. 450 00:23:29,175 --> 00:23:30,975 Sorry about that. Oh, it's okay. 451 00:23:30,976 --> 00:23:32,778 Oh, shit. Did you say you had to be somewhere at 8:00? 452 00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:33,845 Yeah, what time is it? 453 00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:35,514 It's like 7:57. 454 00:23:35,515 --> 00:23:37,549 Oh, my god. 455 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:39,184 I'm so sorry. I have to go. 456 00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:41,019 Oh, no, no, no. I got it. 457 00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:42,554 Oh, no. 458 00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:43,754 No, it's, uh... 459 00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:44,954 It's, uh... It's okay. 460 00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:48,727 It was really great to meet you. 461 00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:50,095 Yeah. Great to meet you. 462 00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:51,629 See you. Bye. 463 00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:06,912 I left the bar that night thinking, 464 00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:10,815 "Wow. What an amazing person." 465 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,485 I... 466 00:24:13,486 --> 00:24:15,503 probably won't see him ever again. 467 00:24:15,504 --> 00:24:17,522 Like an hour later, I had an e-mail from him. 468 00:24:17,523 --> 00:24:19,491 "Hey, it was so nice to meet you." 469 00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:21,226 Like blah-blah. Things that you say. 470 00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:23,978 And I was like, "Okay." 471 00:24:23,979 --> 00:24:26,731 If you wanna see someone again, you send that e-mail. 472 00:24:26,732 --> 00:24:27,865 Right? 473 00:24:43,483 --> 00:24:44,749 Do you have something that you would like 474 00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:45,983 to share with the class? 475 00:24:46,552 --> 00:24:47,685 No. 476 00:24:49,121 --> 00:24:50,255 Spit it out. 477 00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:55,627 Scott called me his girlfriend the other day. 478 00:24:55,628 --> 00:24:57,028 What? 479 00:24:57,029 --> 00:25:00,165 Are you in love? 480 00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:02,701 I... think so. 481 00:25:02,702 --> 00:25:03,902 Oh, my god. 482 00:25:03,903 --> 00:25:06,972 What does it feel like? Um... 483 00:25:06,973 --> 00:25:10,942 a warm pair of wooly socks. 484 00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:12,877 I don't know. 485 00:25:13,145 --> 00:25:14,645 Like, uh... 486 00:25:16,115 --> 00:25:18,250 carbonated brain. 487 00:25:18,251 --> 00:25:19,750 Like, uh... 488 00:25:20,253 --> 00:25:23,622 clear gust of mountain air. 489 00:25:23,623 --> 00:25:24,990 Like, uh... 490 00:25:24,991 --> 00:25:27,192 ...cocoon of comfort. 491 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:31,695 Like the peace of the calm seas. 492 00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:37,802 I'm so happy for you. 493 00:25:37,803 --> 00:25:39,704 Yeah. 494 00:25:39,705 --> 00:25:43,074 Oh, and also, I got confirmation 495 00:25:43,075 --> 00:25:48,046 that my piece will be featured in a prestigious dance showcase. 496 00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:50,115 Yes! Yes! Yes! 497 00:25:50,116 --> 00:25:51,883 Yes! That's incredible. 498 00:25:54,153 --> 00:25:56,921 Oh, my goodness. Yes, so that's... 499 00:25:58,190 --> 00:26:00,158 Is that it? That's everything? 500 00:26:02,295 --> 00:26:03,795 Yeah. Yeah. 501 00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:05,797 Thank you for sharing. Yeah. 502 00:26:05,798 --> 00:26:06,931 That's all. 503 00:26:09,135 --> 00:26:12,603 So, you know that guy my aunt set me up with the other day? 504 00:26:12,939 --> 00:26:14,706 Yes. 505 00:26:14,707 --> 00:26:16,942 Methinks he might be a sweet boy. 506 00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:19,110 A sweet boy. 507 00:26:19,111 --> 00:26:21,913 The rarity of a sweet boy. 508 00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:23,214 Mm-hm. 509 00:26:23,215 --> 00:26:25,650 We'll see, though. We'll see. 510 00:26:25,651 --> 00:26:27,818 "We'll see"? Mm-hm. 511 00:26:27,819 --> 00:26:29,986 Where that means you like him, you like him! 512 00:26:39,665 --> 00:26:44,736 So the second time we hung out was a week later. 513 00:26:44,737 --> 00:26:46,938 He invited me to his friend's house party. 514 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:49,307 And the whole time, I was making sure 515 00:26:49,308 --> 00:26:52,677 that my behavior was in no way flirtatious, 516 00:26:52,678 --> 00:26:55,145 so that it would all have to come from him. 517 00:27:00,353 --> 00:27:01,820 Hello. 518 00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:03,153 Can I help you? 519 00:27:04,023 --> 00:27:05,656 What does it mean? 520 00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:11,997 Oui? 521 00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:13,831 Oui. Mmm. 522 00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:20,271 Time to go home now. 523 00:27:20,272 --> 00:27:21,673 That's... 524 00:27:21,674 --> 00:27:23,208 ...the responsible thing to do. 525 00:27:23,209 --> 00:27:25,076 I think I'm gonna go home, actually. 526 00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:27,045 I have to be up early. 527 00:27:27,046 --> 00:27:29,179 Oh, yeah, totally. Me too. Where are you headed? 528 00:27:29,849 --> 00:27:31,015 Uh, Bushwick. 529 00:27:31,016 --> 00:27:32,183 Me too. I'll go with you. 530 00:27:32,184 --> 00:27:35,019 So, we leave together. 531 00:27:37,056 --> 00:27:40,025 I hadn't dressed for the cold, but he had a jacket, 532 00:27:40,026 --> 00:27:42,660 so he gave it to me, and like, zipped it up. 533 00:27:44,897 --> 00:27:46,965 He's like, so nice. 534 00:27:56,825 --> 00:28:00,445 Um... and then we got on the subway. 535 00:28:00,446 --> 00:28:03,448 A pretty empty car, rocking back and forth. 536 00:28:03,449 --> 00:28:04,815 His face was right here, 537 00:28:04,816 --> 00:28:06,182 and it was getting really close to mine, 538 00:28:06,183 --> 00:28:07,549 and we were like looking into each other's eyes. 539 00:28:07,550 --> 00:28:08,920 Is this abnormal? 540 00:28:08,921 --> 00:28:11,822 And then, he's like, "Oh, I'll walk you home." 541 00:28:32,011 --> 00:28:34,846 As we were rounding the corner, talking to myself, 542 00:28:34,847 --> 00:28:36,414 "What do you do when you get to the door?" 543 00:28:36,415 --> 00:28:38,383 It was like you can't... 544 00:28:38,384 --> 00:28:40,067 kiss him. No way. 545 00:28:40,068 --> 00:28:41,753 You have to just hug him. 546 00:28:41,754 --> 00:28:44,021 So, we got to the door. 547 00:28:44,022 --> 00:28:46,289 "This was so much fun. Thanks for walking me home." 548 00:28:50,129 --> 00:28:53,130 He just grabbed me and kissed me. 549 00:29:07,747 --> 00:29:09,214 ♪ I'm a fool ♪ 550 00:29:09,215 --> 00:29:11,149 It... 551 00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:15,520 lasted a while before I responded to it. 552 00:29:15,521 --> 00:29:18,322 Holy shit, this is happening. You like me. 553 00:29:19,024 --> 00:29:20,591 Yes! 554 00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:22,159 Party in my brain. 555 00:29:25,498 --> 00:29:28,032 And then, um... 556 00:29:28,033 --> 00:29:30,769 ♪ I wanna make this play ♪ 557 00:29:30,770 --> 00:29:33,304 ♪ Oh, I know you're fading ♪ 558 00:29:33,305 --> 00:29:35,440 ♪ Mmm, but stay ♪ 559 00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:37,509 And then, I was like... 560 00:29:37,510 --> 00:29:39,410 do you wanna come upstairs? 561 00:29:39,411 --> 00:29:41,312 ♪ I wanna make this play ♪ 562 00:29:41,313 --> 00:29:43,081 ♪ Oh, I know you're fading ♪ 563 00:29:43,082 --> 00:29:46,217 So, he came upstairs, we started hooking up, 564 00:29:46,218 --> 00:29:48,352 but, it was... 565 00:29:49,889 --> 00:29:51,021 fun. 566 00:29:52,324 --> 00:29:54,224 He was cracking jokes. 567 00:29:55,561 --> 00:29:56,995 Whoa, okay. 568 00:29:56,996 --> 00:30:00,264 New animal to figure out here. 569 00:30:03,002 --> 00:30:05,937 I suggested that we have sex. 570 00:30:05,938 --> 00:30:08,573 So, we did. How was it? 571 00:30:08,574 --> 00:30:10,073 It was good. 572 00:30:11,944 --> 00:30:16,113 ♪ Ooh, stay over ♪ 573 00:30:42,608 --> 00:30:44,908 What if I... 574 00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:47,244 felt like that? 575 00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:49,980 But... 576 00:30:50,516 --> 00:30:52,449 to him, this was... 577 00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:57,522 just like any other sex he's ever had. 578 00:30:57,523 --> 00:30:59,090 And so, maybe... 579 00:30:59,091 --> 00:31:02,893 to him, I was just like a girl that he slept with. 580 00:31:04,063 --> 00:31:07,899 But at that moment, there was not a doubt in my mind 581 00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:10,868 that we were starting a relationship. 582 00:31:11,871 --> 00:31:13,271 Oh, my god. He just texted me. 583 00:31:13,272 --> 00:31:14,939 What'd he say? 584 00:31:14,940 --> 00:31:16,374 "Hey, Loops. How are you? 585 00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:18,408 What are you up to this weekend?" 586 00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:22,413 Hmm, "Loops." 587 00:31:22,414 --> 00:31:24,759 What should I say? 588 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,105 You should say, 589 00:31:27,106 --> 00:31:29,466 "I want you to go down on me for the rest of the afternoon." 590 00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:39,997 I got it. 591 00:31:41,667 --> 00:31:43,902 "Hey. Me and my friend are hanging out today, 592 00:31:43,903 --> 00:31:45,336 but I'm free for the rest of the weekend." 593 00:31:45,337 --> 00:31:47,572 That's so boring. 594 00:31:47,573 --> 00:31:50,308 And it should be "My friend and I." 595 00:31:50,309 --> 00:31:54,045 Fuck. I already sent it. 596 00:31:54,046 --> 00:31:57,382 I think I know what I wanna do for my birthday. 597 00:31:57,383 --> 00:31:58,449 Oh, yeah? 598 00:31:58,450 --> 00:32:00,350 I was thinking, 599 00:32:00,351 --> 00:32:02,253 since it's my last year of my mid-20s, 600 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:06,124 thought we could do like a roaring 20s party. 601 00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:08,559 Yes! That's a brilliant idea. 602 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:09,627 I'm brilliant. 603 00:32:09,628 --> 00:32:11,262 Can I invite John? 604 00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:14,131 As long as he has a costume. 605 00:32:15,968 --> 00:32:18,268 He's texting me. 606 00:32:18,504 --> 00:32:20,305 Thank you. 607 00:32:20,306 --> 00:32:21,472 Hey, asshole! 608 00:32:21,473 --> 00:32:23,974 Ow! 609 00:32:53,605 --> 00:32:57,140 Welcome to her Infinite Variety Show! 610 00:32:59,377 --> 00:33:01,112 While working in my lab like, late... 611 00:33:01,113 --> 00:33:04,649 While working in my lab late one night, 612 00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:06,985 I accidentally became a prima ballerina. 613 00:33:06,986 --> 00:33:08,353 The other day, 614 00:33:08,354 --> 00:33:10,871 I saw a man I liked, 615 00:33:10,872 --> 00:33:13,391 and I went right up to him I did so, and I said, 616 00:33:13,392 --> 00:33:14,726 "I like you. 617 00:33:14,727 --> 00:33:17,996 I really like you." 618 00:33:17,997 --> 00:33:20,631 But he did not take so kindly to my advances. 619 00:33:20,632 --> 00:33:22,767 Oh, my god. 620 00:33:22,768 --> 00:33:25,370 I'm sorry to disturb you. 621 00:33:25,371 --> 00:33:27,205 I love that voice. 622 00:33:27,206 --> 00:33:29,374 Thank you. Keep up the good work. 623 00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:31,108 Thanks. Okay. 624 00:33:35,214 --> 00:33:36,546 Good day. 625 00:33:41,387 --> 00:33:42,487 Jesus! Hey! 626 00:33:42,488 --> 00:33:44,655 He is texting me. God! 627 00:33:44,656 --> 00:33:46,323 What the fuck? 628 00:33:56,168 --> 00:33:58,369 I need to be in an old city, 629 00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:03,074 with ruins, and great poets, and witches, you know? 630 00:34:03,075 --> 00:34:04,307 Uh-huh. 631 00:34:16,155 --> 00:34:20,224 It's mainly mergers, distress acquisitions. 632 00:34:20,225 --> 00:34:24,162 We may be a small company, but, my guys are sharks. 633 00:34:24,163 --> 00:34:25,696 I bet. 634 00:34:25,697 --> 00:34:27,497 Excuse me. 635 00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:40,210 Oh, my god. 636 00:34:40,211 --> 00:34:41,813 Is it too much? No, it's perfect. 637 00:34:41,814 --> 00:34:43,548 Hello. 638 00:34:43,549 --> 00:34:44,749 Welcome. 639 00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:47,385 Lallie, this is John. 640 00:34:47,386 --> 00:34:49,320 Wow, Lallie. I've never heard that name before. 641 00:34:49,321 --> 00:34:51,756 Well, it's really Lauren... 642 00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:53,257 ...but don't call me that. 643 00:34:53,258 --> 00:34:54,759 Okay, nice to meet you, Lallie. 644 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,762 Happy birthday. Oh, why thank you. 645 00:34:57,763 --> 00:34:59,230 Thank you. 646 00:34:59,231 --> 00:35:01,365 Scott, this is John. 647 00:35:01,366 --> 00:35:03,501 Hey, man. Really nice to meet you. 648 00:35:03,502 --> 00:35:04,769 Nice to meet you. 649 00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:06,771 Hey, are you guys ready to dance? 650 00:35:06,772 --> 00:35:08,238 Oh, yes. Yes. 651 00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:09,707 Hey, everybody, everybody! 652 00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:11,476 Let's Charleston. 653 00:35:40,439 --> 00:35:43,307 Hmm, he s' mores with precision. 654 00:35:45,059 --> 00:35:46,811 I'm actually very good at making s'mores, 655 00:35:46,812 --> 00:35:49,514 because when my parents got divorced, 656 00:35:49,515 --> 00:35:51,582 my dad didn't know what else to do with us, 657 00:35:51,583 --> 00:35:53,384 so he took us on all these camping trips, 658 00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:56,220 to like, teach us how to be men or something. 659 00:35:56,221 --> 00:35:57,320 Hmm. 660 00:35:57,321 --> 00:35:58,422 So... 661 00:35:58,423 --> 00:35:59,556 ...great times. 662 00:36:00,425 --> 00:36:01,559 Impressive work. 663 00:36:03,162 --> 00:36:05,162 Yeah. 664 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:07,165 In the same year, I went through puberty, 665 00:36:07,166 --> 00:36:10,601 my parents got divorced, and 9/11 happened. 666 00:36:10,602 --> 00:36:11,702 Oh... So... 667 00:36:11,703 --> 00:36:13,236 That is rough. 668 00:36:13,572 --> 00:36:14,771 It's fine. 669 00:36:16,441 --> 00:36:17,941 Hmm. 670 00:36:17,942 --> 00:36:19,442 When my parents got divorced, 671 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,313 it was like... 672 00:36:25,184 --> 00:36:26,517 Try it in a haiku. 673 00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:28,785 Ooh, amazing idea. Okay. 674 00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:34,425 There was an affair. 675 00:36:34,426 --> 00:36:35,726 Same. 676 00:36:35,727 --> 00:36:36,761 Really? Yeah. 677 00:36:36,762 --> 00:36:38,296 Oh, my god. 678 00:36:38,297 --> 00:36:40,297 Hashtag same person. 679 00:36:40,933 --> 00:36:42,733 Finish the poem. Oh, okay. 680 00:36:42,734 --> 00:36:44,235 Um... 681 00:36:44,236 --> 00:36:47,738 I played a lot of internet Scrabble. 682 00:36:47,739 --> 00:36:49,606 Oh, no! 683 00:36:49,841 --> 00:36:51,542 That is so sad. 684 00:36:51,543 --> 00:36:52,944 Yeah, I did like a... That is... 685 00:36:52,945 --> 00:36:55,746 Scrabble chat room that I would do, 686 00:36:55,747 --> 00:36:57,748 instead of homework. No. 687 00:36:57,749 --> 00:36:59,584 But yeah, it hit the spot. 688 00:36:59,585 --> 00:37:01,252 I bet it did. 689 00:37:01,253 --> 00:37:02,954 Okay. Um... 690 00:37:02,955 --> 00:37:04,754 That's too many syllables. Okay. 691 00:37:05,591 --> 00:37:07,490 There was an affair. 692 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,494 Internet Scrabble saved me. 693 00:37:10,495 --> 00:37:12,663 Oh, no. 694 00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:14,798 Everyone's fine now. 695 00:37:16,501 --> 00:37:17,634 Mazel tov. 696 00:37:24,643 --> 00:37:26,276 You guys want this? 697 00:37:26,812 --> 00:37:28,345 Yes. 698 00:37:40,892 --> 00:37:42,760 I constantly think about... 699 00:37:44,545 --> 00:37:46,330 ...how to avoid fucking up my future children. 700 00:37:46,331 --> 00:37:47,798 Me, too. Right? 701 00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:50,401 I'm like, we're living on a farm 702 00:37:50,402 --> 00:37:52,803 reading by candlelight together as a family. 703 00:37:52,804 --> 00:37:54,805 Yes, a family. Yes. 704 00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:56,574 No electronics. No. 705 00:37:56,575 --> 00:37:57,808 Farm animals only. 706 00:37:57,809 --> 00:37:58,943 Yes. 707 00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:00,544 Farm animals. 708 00:39:03,909 --> 00:39:05,942 Imagivision presents, 709 00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:09,446 Future Memories! 710 00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:15,052 Here you are on your first trip around the world. 711 00:39:15,053 --> 00:39:17,488 It's adventurous. It's exciting. 712 00:39:17,489 --> 00:39:20,491 You fight. You make love. 713 00:39:20,492 --> 00:39:22,692 It's everything you've ever wanted. 714 00:39:23,628 --> 00:39:27,398 And here you are on your wedding day. 715 00:39:27,399 --> 00:39:30,000 Converting to Judaism was a no-brainer. 716 00:39:30,001 --> 00:39:31,924 You may kiss the bride. 717 00:39:31,925 --> 00:39:33,848 You are very happy with your decision. 718 00:39:33,849 --> 00:39:35,772 L'Chaim! 719 00:39:41,046 --> 00:39:43,714 And here you are, 720 00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:46,384 accepting your first joint Academy Award. 721 00:39:46,385 --> 00:39:48,769 Remember to thank the Academy. 722 00:39:48,770 --> 00:39:51,155 Over here! 723 00:39:51,156 --> 00:39:54,058 My, how they sparkle on the mantlepiece. 724 00:40:01,199 --> 00:40:03,501 And here you are with your children. 725 00:40:03,502 --> 00:40:04,902 Would you believe it? 726 00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:07,470 Twins, a boy and a girl. 727 00:40:08,407 --> 00:40:09,973 Coochie coochie coo! 728 00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:14,612 And the grandchildren. 729 00:40:16,781 --> 00:40:18,948 Thank God they have his nose. 730 00:40:20,652 --> 00:40:22,675 Ah, yes. 731 00:40:22,676 --> 00:40:24,699 It's a truly magnificent life 732 00:40:24,700 --> 00:40:26,724 you've manifested for yourselves. 733 00:40:26,725 --> 00:40:32,596 Oh, and here you are, walking off into the sunset. 734 00:40:32,597 --> 00:40:35,899 Still crazy after all these years. 735 00:40:37,636 --> 00:40:40,738 Future Memories! 736 00:40:40,739 --> 00:40:44,141 Jumped on it, and it just cracked completely through. 737 00:40:44,142 --> 00:40:45,842 It was really funny. 738 00:40:47,112 --> 00:40:50,581 Hey, so, we haven't really talked. 739 00:40:50,582 --> 00:40:51,714 About what? 740 00:40:52,584 --> 00:40:54,785 About us. 741 00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:58,122 We've been hanging out a lot, and... 742 00:40:58,123 --> 00:41:00,824 things got weird, and stuff happened. 743 00:41:01,493 --> 00:41:04,228 I think you're so rad. 744 00:41:04,229 --> 00:41:06,130 We get along really well, so... 745 00:41:06,131 --> 00:41:08,865 I wanna keep hanging out as friends. 746 00:41:09,734 --> 00:41:11,718 Oh. 747 00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:13,704 Yeah, I just wanted to tell you now before... 748 00:41:13,705 --> 00:41:17,675 'Cause I never wanna lead anyone on or anything. 749 00:41:17,676 --> 00:41:20,211 Yeah, I just kind of felt like going in this... 750 00:41:20,212 --> 00:41:22,613 direction and I wanted to... 751 00:41:22,614 --> 00:41:24,747 ...stop it before things got weird. 752 00:41:30,188 --> 00:41:31,921 I'm sorry to leave you like this, 753 00:41:31,922 --> 00:41:33,882 but I have to run to this appointment in the city. 754 00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,061 Oh, yeah. 755 00:41:37,062 --> 00:41:39,163 That's fine. Um... 756 00:41:39,164 --> 00:41:41,831 Sorry, just to clarify, you just wanna be friends? 757 00:41:43,034 --> 00:41:44,634 Yes. 758 00:41:46,771 --> 00:41:48,938 Yeah, we can be friends. 759 00:41:49,674 --> 00:41:50,975 Cool, okay. 760 00:41:50,976 --> 00:41:52,977 Yeah. Cool. 761 00:41:52,978 --> 00:41:54,110 Uh... 762 00:41:57,516 --> 00:41:59,115 Bye. Bye. 763 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:45,329 I said to myself, I can't be his friend, 764 00:42:45,330 --> 00:42:47,831 just given how strongly I feel for him. 765 00:42:47,832 --> 00:42:50,935 If someone was giving me advice right now, they would say, 766 00:42:50,936 --> 00:42:52,586 "Don't be friends with this person, 767 00:42:52,587 --> 00:42:54,238 'cause it's gonna ultimately hurt you a lot." 768 00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:56,040 Yeah. 769 00:42:56,041 --> 00:42:57,741 I can do that. 770 00:42:57,742 --> 00:42:58,875 That's easy. 771 00:43:05,050 --> 00:43:09,119 It was the only thing on my mind, ever... 772 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,354 'cause I couldn't figure out what happened, 773 00:43:11,355 --> 00:43:13,591 so I just kept replaying it over and over, 774 00:43:13,592 --> 00:43:15,192 just thinking about what I should have done, 775 00:43:15,193 --> 00:43:16,893 what I should have said. 776 00:43:18,863 --> 00:43:20,698 I'm sorry to leave you like this, 777 00:43:20,699 --> 00:43:23,700 but I have to run to this appointment in the city. 778 00:43:25,270 --> 00:43:28,038 So, sorry, just to clarify, 779 00:43:28,039 --> 00:43:29,906 you just wanna be friends? 780 00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:31,608 Yes. 781 00:43:34,713 --> 00:43:36,879 Actually, I don't think I could be friends with you. 782 00:43:38,984 --> 00:43:41,067 Oh. 783 00:43:41,068 --> 00:43:43,388 Yeah, I think it's best if we don't see each other anymore. 784 00:43:44,055 --> 00:43:45,356 Okay. 785 00:43:45,357 --> 00:43:47,658 Damn, that's a... a bummer. 786 00:43:47,659 --> 00:43:49,743 Yeah, it fucking sucks. 787 00:43:49,744 --> 00:43:51,829 You think I wanna cut you out of my life like a crazy person? 788 00:43:51,830 --> 00:43:54,298 No? No, of course not. 789 00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:56,834 But I definitely can't be friends with you 790 00:43:56,835 --> 00:43:59,202 because I'm fucking in love with you. 791 00:44:00,138 --> 00:44:02,039 And you did lead me on. 792 00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:03,674 You kissed me. 793 00:44:03,675 --> 00:44:06,276 You had sex with me. 794 00:44:06,277 --> 00:44:08,878 You always text me, and now you wanna be friends? 795 00:44:10,115 --> 00:44:11,781 Um, yeah. 796 00:44:17,122 --> 00:44:18,889 Ann, Ann. 797 00:44:18,890 --> 00:44:21,090 Ooh. Jumpy today. Sorry. 798 00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:24,995 What's up? 799 00:44:24,996 --> 00:44:28,032 Okay. Umm, I'm not mad, but... Oh, god. 800 00:44:28,033 --> 00:44:31,368 What you sent out last night had a lot of mistakes. 801 00:44:31,369 --> 00:44:33,404 I'm sorry. I'll fix it. 802 00:44:33,405 --> 00:44:35,689 It's okay, I'm not mad, 803 00:44:35,690 --> 00:44:37,975 but on top of the mistakes, it was... 804 00:44:37,976 --> 00:44:40,310 just really uninspired. 805 00:44:40,311 --> 00:44:42,446 You know, like, where's the... 806 00:44:42,447 --> 00:44:44,114 Where are you? 807 00:44:44,115 --> 00:44:45,782 I'm sorry, I think I'm just really tired. 808 00:44:45,783 --> 00:44:47,451 Can I get you some Adderall? Miguel. 809 00:44:47,452 --> 00:44:48,952 I'm just kidding. 810 00:44:48,953 --> 00:44:50,187 I'm fine, thank you. 811 00:44:50,188 --> 00:44:51,722 I'll just... 812 00:44:51,723 --> 00:44:53,039 I'm gonna fix it tonight. 813 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:54,358 You know the drill, right? Yeah. 814 00:44:54,359 --> 00:44:57,927 Serve up that special sauce, you know. 815 00:44:58,329 --> 00:44:59,963 Fuck it up. 816 00:44:59,964 --> 00:45:01,098 Make it weird. 817 00:45:01,099 --> 00:45:03,233 Make them question everything. 818 00:45:03,234 --> 00:45:04,268 Yeah, okay. 819 00:45:04,269 --> 00:45:06,052 Sauce. Fucked up. Weird. 820 00:45:06,053 --> 00:45:07,838 Weird questions, all right? Got it. 821 00:45:07,839 --> 00:45:09,628 That's what I like to hear. 822 00:45:09,629 --> 00:45:11,418 Got it. Okay. All right. 823 00:45:11,419 --> 00:45:13,208 I will see you on the flip side, Ann, and... 824 00:45:13,878 --> 00:45:15,333 Hmm? 825 00:45:15,334 --> 00:45:16,789 I'll see you at home, okay? All right. Good luck. 826 00:45:16,790 --> 00:45:18,245 Call you right after. Okay. 827 00:45:31,396 --> 00:45:32,929 Hi. 828 00:45:33,164 --> 00:45:34,731 Hi. 829 00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:37,166 What's the matter? 830 00:45:39,037 --> 00:45:42,739 It's really stupid. I don't even wanna tell you. 831 00:45:43,508 --> 00:45:45,007 What's up? 832 00:45:47,795 --> 00:45:49,480 There's this guy... 833 00:45:49,481 --> 00:45:51,949 Oh, okay. 834 00:45:51,950 --> 00:45:54,885 So, I started talking about it, and she was like, 835 00:45:54,886 --> 00:45:56,619 "That's... 836 00:45:56,620 --> 00:45:58,380 exactly what happened..." With me and Miguel. 837 00:46:00,825 --> 00:46:01,892 What? 838 00:46:01,893 --> 00:46:03,025 Yeah. 839 00:46:04,796 --> 00:46:06,430 Well... 840 00:46:06,431 --> 00:46:08,114 So, it was 2005, 841 00:46:08,115 --> 00:46:09,800 I just moved to the city from this small town 842 00:46:09,801 --> 00:46:12,046 in Northern California. 843 00:46:12,047 --> 00:46:14,292 I was 22 and I didn't know anyone in New York. 844 00:46:14,293 --> 00:46:16,540 So, I'm fresh off this bus, waiting in the rain, 845 00:46:16,541 --> 00:46:18,908 when this random dude, 846 00:46:18,909 --> 00:46:21,276 and of course, he totally forgot I was coming. 847 00:46:24,883 --> 00:46:27,167 And so, I met Miguel 848 00:46:27,168 --> 00:46:29,453 because I moved into his apartment. 849 00:46:29,454 --> 00:46:31,421 And I remember when I met him, 850 00:46:31,422 --> 00:46:33,557 I thought he was really handsome. 851 00:46:33,558 --> 00:46:35,258 He looked like a leading man. 852 00:46:35,259 --> 00:46:36,959 All right, well, welcome to New York. 853 00:46:39,330 --> 00:46:41,397 Oh. 854 00:46:41,398 --> 00:46:43,467 And this is basically like a one-bedroom apartment 855 00:46:43,468 --> 00:46:45,290 in the East Village, that was turned 856 00:46:45,291 --> 00:46:47,113 into a two-bedroom, and three dudes 857 00:46:47,114 --> 00:46:48,939 had been living there before I moved in, 858 00:46:48,940 --> 00:46:51,542 so there was shit all over the place. 859 00:46:51,543 --> 00:46:54,877 It was a mess, but it didn't matter. 860 00:46:55,847 --> 00:46:57,214 Until I decided... How do you like it? 861 00:46:57,215 --> 00:46:59,032 Yes. 862 00:46:59,033 --> 00:47:00,850 I definitely need to live here. 863 00:47:10,228 --> 00:47:13,030 We just, sort of became buddies, 864 00:47:13,031 --> 00:47:16,934 or partners, operating in this little team. 865 00:47:16,935 --> 00:47:18,968 We just did everything together. 866 00:47:20,171 --> 00:47:22,272 We'd troll the East Village every night. 867 00:47:22,273 --> 00:47:24,374 Drank and played pool. 868 00:47:24,375 --> 00:47:25,975 That's what we did. 869 00:47:28,279 --> 00:47:30,447 We would wait up for each other late at night. 870 00:47:30,448 --> 00:47:32,270 If the other had to work, 871 00:47:32,271 --> 00:47:34,093 meet back up at two in the morning, 872 00:47:34,094 --> 00:47:35,919 and talk for a little while. 873 00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:39,156 I mean, we literally were comparing scars. 874 00:47:39,157 --> 00:47:42,593 After about maybe six months into knowing him, 875 00:47:42,594 --> 00:47:45,062 I thought, "This is very clearly what happens 876 00:47:45,063 --> 00:47:47,714 when two people like each other." 877 00:47:47,715 --> 00:47:50,367 There's a force field around us when we talk to each other. 878 00:47:50,368 --> 00:47:53,070 There's an electricity. 879 00:47:53,071 --> 00:47:55,505 So, I said something to him. 880 00:47:55,506 --> 00:47:58,175 "It seems like you like me. 881 00:47:58,176 --> 00:48:01,578 And I like you. And maybe we should..." 882 00:48:01,579 --> 00:48:02,646 Dot, dot, dot. 883 00:48:02,647 --> 00:48:05,415 I just don't, uh... 884 00:48:05,416 --> 00:48:06,984 I don't know what to say to that. 885 00:48:06,985 --> 00:48:09,253 I mean, that's really cool. 886 00:48:09,254 --> 00:48:12,623 And then, I was really embarrassed. 887 00:48:12,624 --> 00:48:14,257 I, I thought, 888 00:48:14,258 --> 00:48:15,893 "Oh, my god. I've completely misread 889 00:48:15,894 --> 00:48:17,416 this whole situation." 890 00:48:17,417 --> 00:48:18,939 And I normally don't do that. 891 00:48:18,940 --> 00:48:20,464 Like, I normally really trust my judgement. 892 00:48:20,465 --> 00:48:22,749 So, I backed away. 893 00:48:22,750 --> 00:48:25,035 And said like, "Okay. No problem." 894 00:48:25,036 --> 00:48:27,203 And immediately he was fine, 895 00:48:27,204 --> 00:48:29,371 and so I thought, "Well, if he's fine." 896 00:48:29,372 --> 00:48:31,541 Then I'm fine, then we went back to being friends. 897 00:48:31,542 --> 00:48:32,609 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 898 00:48:36,981 --> 00:48:39,315 ♪ Where are you going? ♪ 899 00:48:39,651 --> 00:48:41,450 Audition. 900 00:48:43,454 --> 00:48:44,955 ♪ Where are you going? ♪ 901 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:52,562 But it just felt like there was something amiss. 902 00:48:52,563 --> 00:48:55,999 Like, there's something not quite right. 903 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,468 And, after about another six months, 904 00:48:58,469 --> 00:49:00,887 I said it again. 905 00:49:00,888 --> 00:49:03,307 "Not to be a weirdo nag, or anything, but, 906 00:49:03,308 --> 00:49:05,075 I kinda feel like... 907 00:49:05,076 --> 00:49:07,677 We spend every night together, 908 00:49:07,678 --> 00:49:10,279 and I think maybe we like each other." 909 00:49:12,483 --> 00:49:14,784 And it was the same thing again. 910 00:49:14,785 --> 00:49:17,087 He was like, "No. I don't... Not, not like that, 911 00:49:17,088 --> 00:49:19,055 but you are my best friend." 912 00:49:20,091 --> 00:49:21,491 We probably had this conversation 913 00:49:21,492 --> 00:49:23,348 about four or five times. 914 00:49:23,349 --> 00:49:25,205 The first time, I was embarrassed. 915 00:49:25,206 --> 00:49:27,064 The second time, I was like, "Really?" 916 00:49:27,065 --> 00:49:28,999 And then by third, I was like, 917 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,034 "This is fucked up." 918 00:49:31,035 --> 00:49:34,504 This went on for three and a half years. 919 00:49:34,505 --> 00:49:36,328 So, I finally decided to just 920 00:49:36,329 --> 00:49:38,152 get myself out of this situation. 921 00:49:38,153 --> 00:49:39,977 Because at that point, it was detrimental to me. 922 00:49:39,978 --> 00:49:42,112 So I said, "I'm going to move out. 923 00:49:42,113 --> 00:49:44,158 And when I move out, 924 00:49:44,159 --> 00:49:46,204 I'm not gonna hang out with you anymore. 925 00:49:46,205 --> 00:49:48,251 You make me feel bad about myself. 926 00:49:48,252 --> 00:49:52,222 And it makes me feel like I'm an unlovable person." 927 00:49:52,223 --> 00:49:55,092 And he was like, "I can't bear to see you go." 928 00:49:55,093 --> 00:49:57,227 And I was like, "I can't bear to go, 929 00:49:57,228 --> 00:49:59,428 but, I must." 930 00:50:00,665 --> 00:50:02,398 And then I moved out. 931 00:50:05,570 --> 00:50:07,604 About three weeks later, he said, 932 00:50:07,605 --> 00:50:09,039 "Let's go get a drink." 933 00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:11,452 And I was like, "No, 934 00:50:11,453 --> 00:50:13,865 I don't wanna get a drink with you." 935 00:50:13,866 --> 00:50:16,279 And he said, "Please. Get a drink with me." 936 00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:18,347 "Okay, fine." 937 00:50:18,348 --> 00:50:20,417 So, we go to this bar on the Lower East Side. 938 00:50:20,418 --> 00:50:24,453 I'm just on edge the whole time like, prickly nervous. 939 00:50:34,565 --> 00:50:39,169 And then he tells me that he's in love with me. 940 00:50:39,170 --> 00:50:41,605 And he has been, for a while. 941 00:50:41,606 --> 00:50:43,562 I was so floored, 942 00:50:43,563 --> 00:50:45,519 because that's exactly what I wanted him to say, 943 00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:47,477 but I never thought he'd actually ever 944 00:50:47,478 --> 00:50:48,812 actually say it. 945 00:50:48,813 --> 00:50:50,781 So, my first reaction was... 946 00:50:50,782 --> 00:50:53,216 "You fucker! 947 00:50:53,217 --> 00:50:55,652 Why did you make me go through all that?" 948 00:50:55,653 --> 00:51:00,257 And we had this weird, lengthy, heated conversation 949 00:51:00,258 --> 00:51:03,593 that I can't remember at all, because I was in shock. 950 00:51:03,594 --> 00:51:05,729 I think we both kinda felt like, 951 00:51:05,730 --> 00:51:07,329 "This is it." 952 00:51:09,067 --> 00:51:12,134 And... We made it. 953 00:51:16,441 --> 00:51:18,075 Okay. 954 00:51:18,076 --> 00:51:20,177 This is the same situation. 955 00:51:20,178 --> 00:51:23,146 He loves me and he just doesn't know it, yet. 956 00:51:23,147 --> 00:51:24,681 We're just gonna keep hanging out 957 00:51:24,682 --> 00:51:27,350 and, uh, he'll figure it out. 958 00:51:29,387 --> 00:51:31,354 All right. 959 00:51:31,355 --> 00:51:32,656 Don't forget to lock up. 960 00:51:32,657 --> 00:51:33,723 Okay, bye. 961 00:51:33,724 --> 00:51:35,224 Bye. 962 00:51:43,367 --> 00:51:45,668 Fuck! Fuck. 963 00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:49,538 Oh, my god. 964 00:51:54,445 --> 00:51:56,246 Hey, where are you? 965 00:51:56,247 --> 00:51:57,380 Hi. 966 00:51:57,381 --> 00:52:00,117 I am so sorry. 967 00:52:00,118 --> 00:52:02,185 I, I just got completely 968 00:52:02,186 --> 00:52:03,653 sucked into something at work. 969 00:52:03,654 --> 00:52:04,821 It's fine. 970 00:52:04,822 --> 00:52:06,556 I'm so sorry. 971 00:52:06,557 --> 00:52:08,825 This is inexcusable. 972 00:52:08,826 --> 00:52:11,328 Um, how did it go? How did it go? 973 00:52:11,329 --> 00:52:14,498 It was great. Um, actually, I have to go. 974 00:52:14,499 --> 00:52:16,533 I'm just glad you're okay. 975 00:52:16,534 --> 00:52:17,733 Okay, well. 976 00:52:18,669 --> 00:52:20,403 I'm so sorry again. 977 00:52:20,404 --> 00:52:22,471 Bye. I'll talk to you soon. 978 00:52:45,363 --> 00:52:46,897 He loves me. 979 00:52:46,898 --> 00:52:48,497 He just doesn't know it, yet. 980 00:52:52,904 --> 00:52:54,404 Hey! Hey. 981 00:52:54,405 --> 00:52:55,906 How are you? Good, how are you? 982 00:52:55,907 --> 00:52:57,807 What did you do today? I just got back. 983 00:52:57,808 --> 00:53:00,025 I had to get out of this... 984 00:53:00,026 --> 00:53:02,245 Kind of a huge secret I've never told anyone before. 985 00:53:02,246 --> 00:53:04,214 Okay, so, whisper it. 986 00:53:04,215 --> 00:53:06,583 I wanna try doing stand-up. 987 00:53:06,584 --> 00:53:08,785 Are you kidding? 988 00:53:08,786 --> 00:53:10,720 I have been writing a bit in my head, 989 00:53:10,721 --> 00:53:12,322 for months. Wait, can we like, 990 00:53:12,323 --> 00:53:14,191 actually do this? Yes, okay. 991 00:53:14,192 --> 00:53:15,725 When are you free? Let's plan it out right now. 992 00:53:15,726 --> 00:53:17,159 I think the 30th. 993 00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:18,595 That is the perfect day. 994 00:53:18,596 --> 00:53:19,863 ...shoot. You go. 995 00:53:19,864 --> 00:53:21,198 Fuck! Okay. 996 00:53:21,199 --> 00:53:22,899 Um... 997 00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:24,267 No, can you go first? 998 00:53:24,268 --> 00:53:25,801 No, you got this. 999 00:53:25,802 --> 00:53:27,337 Can we just watch another stand-up special? 1000 00:53:27,338 --> 00:53:29,005 No. Go! 1001 00:53:29,006 --> 00:53:30,674 Okay. I still can't believe 1002 00:53:30,675 --> 00:53:32,992 we did that. I know! 1003 00:53:32,993 --> 00:53:35,312 It felt so good to feel, like, nervous again 1004 00:53:35,313 --> 00:53:36,513 and scared. We are the coolest people 1005 00:53:36,514 --> 00:53:37,747 I know. We are. 1006 00:53:37,748 --> 00:53:39,126 Okay, so, 1007 00:53:39,127 --> 00:53:40,505 what are we gonna do next? 1008 00:53:40,506 --> 00:53:41,885 Hmm. I always wanted to do like, 1009 00:53:41,886 --> 00:53:44,386 a modern, expressionist dance class. 1010 00:53:45,223 --> 00:53:47,656 Wait, I just took one, last week. 1011 00:53:47,825 --> 00:53:49,458 Weird. 1012 00:54:13,384 --> 00:54:15,751 I wanna keep hanging out as friends. 1013 00:54:17,788 --> 00:54:21,391 We never kissed again, we never hooked up again. 1014 00:54:21,392 --> 00:54:25,761 And things started to get pretty fucked up in my head. 1015 00:54:32,536 --> 00:54:33,736 What? 1016 00:54:35,406 --> 00:54:36,740 Nothing. 1017 00:54:43,848 --> 00:54:45,915 So, uh... 1018 00:54:45,916 --> 00:54:47,984 John asked me to do a project with him, last night. 1019 00:54:47,985 --> 00:54:52,922 Which I think is a really good sign because... 1020 00:54:52,923 --> 00:54:55,291 But then it's like, "What does that mean?" 1021 00:54:55,860 --> 00:54:57,310 Can I... And then there was 1022 00:54:57,311 --> 00:54:58,761 this other moment, I'm sorry. 1023 00:54:58,762 --> 00:55:00,212 Okay. There's this other moment 1024 00:55:00,213 --> 00:55:01,665 last night, where his foot was touching my leg, 1025 00:55:01,666 --> 00:55:03,633 and he was seal flipper-ing me. 1026 00:55:03,634 --> 00:55:06,436 Like just his foot was just grazing my leg, 1027 00:55:06,437 --> 00:55:08,638 and of course, I wasn't gonna make a move, 1028 00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:11,807 and neither was he. 1029 00:55:11,808 --> 00:55:14,978 'Cause, I think he's scared of his own feelings, you know? 1030 00:55:14,979 --> 00:55:17,479 Why do you still hang out with him? 1031 00:55:19,016 --> 00:55:21,718 Because I like hanging out with him. 1032 00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:24,387 Don't you think it's a little masochistic? 1033 00:55:24,388 --> 00:55:27,857 No, I fully have accepted and understand 1034 00:55:27,858 --> 00:55:30,327 that he doesn't want to be in a relationship right now. 1035 00:55:30,328 --> 00:55:32,928 And that's fine, because we're friends. 1036 00:55:33,564 --> 00:55:34,964 For now. 1037 00:55:34,965 --> 00:55:36,749 Mm. And anyway, 1038 00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:38,534 like you're always with Scott. So, it's like. 1039 00:55:47,578 --> 00:55:49,245 Where is everyone? 1040 00:55:49,246 --> 00:55:50,914 They said it was too far to come into Manhattan. 1041 00:55:50,915 --> 00:55:52,716 Ha! 1042 00:55:52,717 --> 00:55:53,883 So, Ann. 1043 00:55:53,884 --> 00:55:55,518 What's up with you? 1044 00:55:55,519 --> 00:55:57,754 I'm starting a project with John. 1045 00:55:59,623 --> 00:56:01,757 He has this idea 1046 00:56:01,758 --> 00:56:03,892 and, um, I thought it was cool, so I said yes. 1047 00:56:04,495 --> 00:56:05,895 Wait. 1048 00:56:05,896 --> 00:56:07,897 You're still hanging out with John? 1049 00:56:07,898 --> 00:56:09,099 Thank you. 1050 00:56:09,100 --> 00:56:10,900 Yeah. Ann. 1051 00:56:10,901 --> 00:56:13,168 Baby girl. 1052 00:56:13,169 --> 00:56:15,438 No, no, no. I don't think this is a good idea. 1053 00:56:15,439 --> 00:56:16,873 Why not? 1054 00:56:16,874 --> 00:56:19,442 Because you still like him. 1055 00:56:19,443 --> 00:56:21,744 Yeah, but it's not like that, we're just... 1056 00:56:22,747 --> 00:56:24,948 working on a project together. Ann. 1057 00:56:24,949 --> 00:56:26,448 Ann. 1058 00:56:27,051 --> 00:56:28,650 Think about it. 1059 00:56:47,138 --> 00:56:49,873 Good evening, I'm Andy Pincers, and welcome back 1060 00:56:49,874 --> 00:56:52,475 to What's The Problem? 1061 00:56:52,476 --> 00:56:54,944 Tonight, we bring you some exclusive interviews 1062 00:56:54,945 --> 00:56:57,413 with some very special guests. 1063 00:56:57,882 --> 00:57:00,483 So, Lallie, tell us. 1064 00:57:00,484 --> 00:57:03,019 What is Ann's problem? 1065 00:57:03,020 --> 00:57:04,888 Andy, we've been over this. 1066 00:57:04,889 --> 00:57:07,690 It's that she's repulsively naive. 1067 00:57:07,691 --> 00:57:10,426 Repulsive. 1068 00:57:13,164 --> 00:57:15,565 Penis? 1069 00:57:15,566 --> 00:57:17,767 I don't believe you. No, seriously. 1070 00:57:17,768 --> 00:57:22,939 I don't ever, truly, honestly never watched porn. 1071 00:57:22,940 --> 00:57:24,706 I don't. Wait, so. 1072 00:57:25,209 --> 00:57:28,444 Truly, honestly, how do you like? 1073 00:57:28,979 --> 00:57:31,864 Um... 1074 00:57:31,865 --> 00:57:34,750 I kind of just think about like, what it's like to be in love. 1075 00:57:37,655 --> 00:57:39,722 Oh. Interesting. 1076 00:57:39,723 --> 00:57:40,989 Goddamn it, Ann. 1077 00:57:42,026 --> 00:57:44,160 Yeah. Um... 1078 00:57:44,161 --> 00:57:47,864 Tiffany, what do you think the problem is? 1079 00:57:47,865 --> 00:57:50,133 She pours out all of her power to fill him up. 1080 00:57:50,134 --> 00:57:51,801 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 1081 00:57:51,802 --> 00:57:53,470 Would you mind doing me a huge favor? 1082 00:57:53,471 --> 00:57:55,171 Yeah, anything. What's up? 1083 00:57:56,774 --> 00:57:58,007 It's irresponsible. 1084 00:57:58,008 --> 00:57:59,075 Hm. 1085 00:58:08,152 --> 00:58:10,119 Oh, hey. Actually I, um... 1086 00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:11,921 I have to go let my roommate in. 1087 00:58:11,922 --> 00:58:13,130 Oh. Um... 1088 00:58:13,131 --> 00:58:14,339 Okay. Yeah, but I'll see you... 1089 00:58:14,340 --> 00:58:15,548 Yeah, I'll be back. Yeah. Okay. 1090 00:58:15,549 --> 00:58:16,757 Cool, see you. Bye. 1091 00:58:20,498 --> 00:58:22,665 What do you think the problem is? 1092 00:58:22,666 --> 00:58:24,167 She's completely, Mm-hmm. 1093 00:58:24,168 --> 00:58:25,502 And totally, ANDY: Mm-hmm. 1094 00:58:25,503 --> 00:58:27,170 Deluded. Mm. 1095 00:58:27,171 --> 00:58:30,240 My brain had just stopped working. 1096 00:58:30,241 --> 00:58:31,941 Okay. So, I only have access... 1097 00:58:33,526 --> 00:58:35,109 ...I told you to do that everyday. 1098 00:58:51,629 --> 00:58:54,530 I'm sorry, honey, but you're emotionally bankrupt. 1099 00:59:01,205 --> 00:59:03,722 All you have to do is say, 1100 00:59:03,723 --> 00:59:06,242 "If you don't want to be with me then it's your loss." 1101 00:59:06,243 --> 00:59:08,944 You can do so much better. 1102 00:59:08,945 --> 00:59:11,648 Yeah, you deserve someone who actually cares about you. 1103 00:59:11,649 --> 00:59:13,048 You know what? 1104 00:59:15,185 --> 00:59:16,852 Call him. Mm. 1105 00:59:17,021 --> 00:59:18,888 No. 1106 00:59:18,889 --> 00:59:20,990 Right now. 1107 00:59:25,195 --> 00:59:26,879 Ann. 1108 00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:28,564 Come on, go. Okay. 1109 00:59:28,832 --> 00:59:30,165 Oh, my... 1110 00:59:53,824 --> 00:59:56,025 Hiya, Loops. How's it going? 1111 00:59:56,026 --> 00:59:57,594 Hey, how are you? 1112 00:59:57,595 --> 00:59:59,640 I'm good, I'm good. 1113 00:59:59,641 --> 01:00:01,686 I'm just packing up for that trip in the Galápagos. 1114 01:00:01,687 --> 01:00:03,733 There's all these last minute thing to do, um... 1115 01:00:03,734 --> 01:00:05,368 No. What's up with you? 1116 01:00:05,369 --> 01:00:07,736 Um. Not too much. 1117 01:00:09,740 --> 01:00:11,523 Okay. Okay. 1118 01:00:11,524 --> 01:00:13,309 Um, awkward conversation approaching. 1119 01:00:13,310 --> 01:00:15,060 Oh, great. I love those. 1120 01:00:15,061 --> 01:00:16,813 You ready? Yup. 1121 01:00:16,814 --> 01:00:18,214 Okay. 1122 01:00:18,215 --> 01:00:20,917 Do you know that I still like you? 1123 01:00:20,918 --> 01:00:24,921 Like, is that within your awareness? 1124 01:00:24,922 --> 01:00:27,072 Uh-huh. 1125 01:00:27,073 --> 01:00:29,223 Yeah, sometimes I am aware of it. 1126 01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:32,060 We, we hang out so much, 1127 01:00:32,061 --> 01:00:33,963 and sometimes the things that you say, 1128 01:00:33,964 --> 01:00:35,932 and like the stuff that we do together, 1129 01:00:35,933 --> 01:00:37,734 just makes me think... 1130 01:00:37,735 --> 01:00:39,168 ...that you like me. 1131 01:00:39,169 --> 01:00:42,705 And I'm just really confused, so... 1132 01:00:42,706 --> 01:00:45,775 I wanted to talk to you about that. 1133 01:00:45,776 --> 01:00:49,379 Well, I really like hanging out with you, 1134 01:00:49,380 --> 01:00:53,416 and we have so much fun together. 1135 01:00:53,417 --> 01:00:55,701 I just like being your friend, 1136 01:00:55,702 --> 01:00:57,987 because you're so cool and you're so rad. 1137 01:00:57,988 --> 01:00:59,855 Uh, not helping. 1138 01:01:00,057 --> 01:01:01,189 Um... 1139 01:01:02,226 --> 01:01:04,192 Okay, how about this? 1140 01:01:06,130 --> 01:01:10,133 I need you to just say out loud, 1141 01:01:10,134 --> 01:01:12,669 that you don't like me that way. 1142 01:01:12,670 --> 01:01:16,739 Or else, I won't believe you. 1143 01:01:16,740 --> 01:01:18,974 Do you want me to say that? 1144 01:01:20,244 --> 01:01:22,045 Yeah. 1145 01:01:22,046 --> 01:01:23,979 Okay, um... 1146 01:01:24,348 --> 01:01:26,148 Ann, I don't... 1147 01:01:26,784 --> 01:01:29,235 like you that way. 1148 01:01:29,236 --> 01:01:31,688 I don't share the same feelings that you do. 1149 01:01:31,689 --> 01:01:34,756 But I really like you as a friend. 1150 01:01:35,159 --> 01:01:36,291 Okay. 1151 01:01:38,829 --> 01:01:40,730 Okay. I don't that we should 1152 01:01:40,731 --> 01:01:42,876 hang out any more. 1153 01:01:42,877 --> 01:01:45,022 No, we don't have to do this. 1154 01:01:45,023 --> 01:01:47,170 It'll be such a bummer. 1155 01:01:47,171 --> 01:01:48,805 Yeah, you've said that before. 1156 01:01:48,806 --> 01:01:50,807 Well, I mean it. 1157 01:01:50,808 --> 01:01:52,524 Okay. Look, can we just talk 1158 01:01:52,525 --> 01:01:54,243 Um, I have to go. About this, when I get back. 1159 01:01:54,244 --> 01:01:55,694 Ann? 1160 01:01:55,695 --> 01:01:57,146 Are you there? Okay. 1161 01:01:57,147 --> 01:01:59,247 Ann? Bye. 1162 01:02:17,434 --> 01:02:18,917 John. 1163 01:02:18,918 --> 01:02:20,403 It's so great to have you on the show. 1164 01:02:20,404 --> 01:02:22,171 Thank you so much again, for joining us. 1165 01:02:22,172 --> 01:02:23,339 Thank you for having me. 1166 01:02:23,340 --> 01:02:25,140 Cameras are off. Oh? 1167 01:02:26,343 --> 01:02:27,876 Come on, you can tell me. 1168 01:02:28,312 --> 01:02:31,113 What was the problem? 1169 01:02:34,752 --> 01:02:37,353 Well, what it really came down to was... 1170 01:02:37,354 --> 01:02:39,388 I just wasn't attracted to her. 1171 01:02:39,389 --> 01:02:40,889 Bah! 1172 01:02:43,527 --> 01:02:45,428 Now, that's a problem. 1173 01:02:45,429 --> 01:02:49,465 Um, and then there was the nose, of course. 1174 01:02:49,466 --> 01:02:51,100 Terrible, the worst. 1175 01:02:51,101 --> 01:02:52,490 She was so clingy, 1176 01:02:52,491 --> 01:02:53,880 she just wasn't someone I wanna start 1177 01:02:53,881 --> 01:02:55,271 a relationship with. No, no, no. 1178 01:02:55,272 --> 01:02:56,371 You don't need that. 1179 01:02:56,372 --> 01:02:57,473 I just wish she would stop. 1180 01:02:57,474 --> 01:02:59,791 Let me tell you. 1181 01:02:59,792 --> 01:03:02,111 She's on my show every day, and I hate her. 1182 01:03:02,112 --> 01:03:04,012 Mm. 1183 01:03:04,013 --> 01:03:05,915 I know you got more. 1184 01:03:05,916 --> 01:03:08,151 And then, uh... 1185 01:03:14,792 --> 01:03:16,793 It just doesn't make any sense. 1186 01:03:16,794 --> 01:03:19,328 I feel like he's just lying to himself. 1187 01:03:20,430 --> 01:03:22,330 What? Ann. 1188 01:03:23,834 --> 01:03:24,934 Wake up. 1189 01:03:24,935 --> 01:03:27,937 It has been an entire year. 1190 01:03:27,938 --> 01:03:30,940 And it never even came close to a relationship. 1191 01:03:30,941 --> 01:03:33,242 And since, okay, no one else will tell you, 1192 01:03:33,243 --> 01:03:36,945 you're being crazy, like actually out of your mind. 1193 01:03:38,348 --> 01:03:39,949 Well, maybe if you weren't 1194 01:03:39,950 --> 01:03:41,161 hanging out with Scott all the time, 1195 01:03:41,162 --> 01:03:42,373 you'd have a better understanding 1196 01:03:42,374 --> 01:03:43,586 of how much pain I'm in right now. 1197 01:03:43,587 --> 01:03:45,304 Listen to yourself! 1198 01:03:45,305 --> 01:03:47,023 I'm telling you that I'm having a hard time, 1199 01:03:47,024 --> 01:03:49,025 and you're just abandoning me. There is more to life 1200 01:03:49,026 --> 01:03:51,861 than stupid boys, and stupid love, Ann. 1201 01:03:51,862 --> 01:03:53,995 Have you even read the news lately? 1202 01:03:56,233 --> 01:04:01,938 I don't hang out with you because you suck to be around. 1203 01:04:01,939 --> 01:04:04,373 You suck my energy. 1204 01:04:04,374 --> 01:04:06,241 I'm just this pot, 1205 01:04:06,242 --> 01:04:08,110 that you dump all your emotional shit into. 1206 01:04:08,111 --> 01:04:09,545 And I'm sick of it! 1207 01:04:09,546 --> 01:04:11,346 Figure your shit out. 1208 01:05:13,176 --> 01:05:16,478 ♪ You ♪ 1209 01:05:26,223 --> 01:05:29,524 ♪ You and ♪ 1210 01:05:32,529 --> 01:05:37,933 ♪ You and I ♪ 1211 01:05:39,303 --> 01:05:43,939 ♪ You and ♪ 1212 01:05:45,542 --> 01:05:50,146 ♪ You and I ♪ 1213 01:05:52,149 --> 01:05:53,482 Fuck. 1214 01:05:53,483 --> 01:05:55,084 Shit. 1215 01:05:55,085 --> 01:05:56,318 No. 1216 01:06:13,036 --> 01:06:14,270 Miss Lupo. 1217 01:06:16,028 --> 01:06:17,784 I'm here tonight and gone tomorrow. 1218 01:06:17,785 --> 01:06:19,542 I have a bottle of red wine that we can pretend to share 1219 01:06:19,543 --> 01:06:22,344 while we instead make love on every surface of my apartment. 1220 01:07:13,663 --> 01:07:15,163 Hey. 1221 01:07:24,441 --> 01:07:26,342 Hi. Hey. 1222 01:07:26,343 --> 01:07:28,811 It's good to see you. Right. 1223 01:07:28,812 --> 01:07:31,446 It's been a while. I know. 1224 01:07:37,436 --> 01:07:38,687 Where were you? 1225 01:07:38,688 --> 01:07:40,188 Everywhere. 1226 01:07:41,725 --> 01:07:43,692 Um... 1227 01:07:43,693 --> 01:07:45,661 Western hemisphere? Eastern hemisphere? 1228 01:07:47,430 --> 01:07:49,197 I was in Frankfurt. 1229 01:07:49,766 --> 01:07:52,201 Ah, yes. Frankfurt. 1230 01:07:52,202 --> 01:07:55,170 So, what was in Frankfurt? 1231 01:07:56,273 --> 01:07:57,472 Work. 1232 01:07:58,375 --> 01:08:00,342 Just work? 1233 01:08:00,343 --> 01:08:01,543 Just work. 1234 01:08:06,349 --> 01:08:08,150 Where are you going tomorrow? 1235 01:08:08,151 --> 01:08:09,385 LA. 1236 01:08:09,386 --> 01:08:10,518 What's in LA? 1237 01:08:10,754 --> 01:08:12,220 Work. 1238 01:08:31,808 --> 01:08:33,374 Slow down. 1239 01:08:37,781 --> 01:08:39,515 Wait, do the... 1240 01:11:55,979 --> 01:12:00,716 So, I've been thinking a lot about myself recently. 1241 01:12:00,717 --> 01:12:03,452 Searching for every flaw I could find. 1242 01:12:03,453 --> 01:12:05,603 My god. 1243 01:12:05,604 --> 01:12:07,754 But the only place these flaws ever really existed, 1244 01:12:08,625 --> 01:12:09,857 was in... 1245 01:12:10,794 --> 01:12:13,329 my mind. 1246 01:12:13,330 --> 01:12:14,896 So, they don't define me. 1247 01:12:15,598 --> 01:12:16,999 I define me. 1248 01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:18,801 ♪ So you fucked up ♪ 1249 01:12:18,802 --> 01:12:20,936 ♪ So what? So, you got fucked ♪ 1250 01:12:20,937 --> 01:12:24,289 ♪ Ooh ♪ ♪ So what ♪ 1251 01:12:24,290 --> 01:12:27,643 ♪ Do you really think That you're the only one ♪ 1252 01:12:27,644 --> 01:12:29,878 ♪ Who dreams of love And romance ♪ 1253 01:12:29,879 --> 01:12:32,114 ♪ But then settles For the nonsense ♪ 1254 01:12:32,115 --> 01:12:37,353 ♪ Of somebody else's Idea of fun ♪ 1255 01:12:37,354 --> 01:12:39,555 ♪ You'll try to change, But don't ♪ 1256 01:12:39,556 --> 01:12:40,989 ♪ You'll get in your way ♪ 1257 01:12:40,990 --> 01:12:42,423 ♪ So don't ♪ ♪ No ♪ 1258 01:12:42,424 --> 01:12:43,859 ♪ You could never change ♪ 1259 01:12:43,860 --> 01:12:46,628 ♪ You're who you're mean to be ♪ 1260 01:12:46,629 --> 01:12:49,765 ♪ So knockers up And let's get cracking ♪ 1261 01:12:49,766 --> 01:12:52,700 ♪ Honey, there's nothing That you're lacking ♪ 1262 01:12:54,070 --> 01:12:56,104 ♪ And besides ♪ 1263 01:12:56,105 --> 01:12:58,140 ♪ This is not about him ♪ 1264 01:12:58,141 --> 01:13:01,476 ♪ This is about you and me ♪ 1265 01:13:10,854 --> 01:13:12,654 ♪ In reality ♪ 1266 01:13:12,655 --> 01:13:14,823 ♪ Reality's a fickle thing ♪ 1267 01:13:14,824 --> 01:13:17,393 ♪ That tends to happen In between ♪ 1268 01:13:17,394 --> 01:13:19,661 ♪ In all that we do And that we dream ♪ 1269 01:13:19,662 --> 01:13:21,797 ♪ Don't ever Let it bring you down ♪ 1270 01:13:21,798 --> 01:13:24,400 ♪ Or convince you To your dreams, to lie ♪ 1271 01:13:24,401 --> 01:13:26,668 ♪ You risked a lot When you believed ♪ 1272 01:13:26,669 --> 01:13:29,738 ♪ But more if you don't try ♪ 1273 01:13:29,739 --> 01:13:31,723 ♪ In reality ♪ 1274 01:13:31,724 --> 01:13:33,709 ♪ The love you have Is all you need ♪ 1275 01:13:33,710 --> 01:13:36,078 ♪ And it's a coursing river ♪ 1276 01:13:36,079 --> 01:13:38,246 ♪ It's an endless sea ♪ 1277 01:13:38,247 --> 01:13:40,416 ♪ Don't hold it back ♪ ♪ Don't hold it back ♪ 1278 01:13:40,417 --> 01:13:42,651 ♪ You will break free ♪ 1279 01:13:42,652 --> 01:13:44,686 ♪ It's time You started listening ♪ 1280 01:13:44,687 --> 01:13:46,088 ♪ To the best girl in you ♪ 1281 01:13:46,089 --> 01:13:47,856 ♪ That's me, and I say ♪ 1282 01:13:47,857 --> 01:13:49,458 ♪ Move on ♪ 1283 01:13:49,459 --> 01:13:51,827 ♪ You want love ♪ 1284 01:13:51,828 --> 01:13:54,863 ♪ Like, real love ♪ 1285 01:13:54,864 --> 01:13:56,832 ♪ Cosmic love ♪ 1286 01:13:56,833 --> 01:13:59,501 ♪ Ground shaking, Earth quaking ♪ 1287 01:13:59,502 --> 01:14:01,770 ♪ Fantastic, orgasmic ♪ 1288 01:14:01,771 --> 01:14:04,155 ♪ Paul Newman Eat your heart out ♪ 1289 01:14:04,156 --> 01:14:06,540 ♪ Oh, baby, it's out there Let me tell you ♪ 1290 01:14:07,744 --> 01:14:09,977 ♪ But what's really More important is this ♪ 1291 01:14:18,188 --> 01:14:21,023 ♪ In reality ♪ 1292 01:14:21,024 --> 01:14:24,693 ♪ There's no one else You have please ♪ 1293 01:14:24,694 --> 01:14:27,496 ♪ No one is more you than you ♪ 1294 01:14:27,497 --> 01:14:29,131 ♪ And I am you ♪ 1295 01:14:29,132 --> 01:14:34,603 ♪ And you are me ♪ 1296 01:14:34,604 --> 01:14:36,571 ♪ Don't hold it back ♪ 1297 01:14:37,574 --> 01:14:39,974 ♪ You will break free ♪ 1298 01:14:40,844 --> 01:14:42,544 ♪ What you want ♪ 1299 01:14:42,545 --> 01:14:46,814 ♪ You already have ♪ 1300 01:14:49,152 --> 01:14:54,522 ♪ In reality ♪ 1301 01:15:57,654 --> 01:15:58,921 Morning. 1302 01:15:58,922 --> 01:16:00,054 Morning. 1303 01:16:00,957 --> 01:16:02,156 How you doing? 1304 01:16:03,226 --> 01:16:04,959 I'm okay. 1305 01:16:17,140 --> 01:16:19,140 I'm sorry I've sucked lately. 1306 01:16:22,579 --> 01:16:24,712 I'm sorry I was mean. 1307 01:16:27,884 --> 01:16:30,686 I was never really happy for you and Scott. 1308 01:16:30,687 --> 01:16:32,186 I know. 1309 01:16:33,590 --> 01:16:37,592 I judged you hard on the whole John thing. 1310 01:16:40,763 --> 01:16:42,631 Are we even? 1311 01:16:42,632 --> 01:16:44,800 We don't have to keep score. 1312 01:16:44,801 --> 01:16:45,933 Hmm. 1313 01:16:49,939 --> 01:16:51,205 How is Scott? 1314 01:16:54,277 --> 01:16:56,878 We broke up. 1315 01:16:56,879 --> 01:16:59,046 What? When? 1316 01:16:59,949 --> 01:17:02,116 Same day we were mean. 1317 01:17:04,954 --> 01:17:06,088 Ah... 1318 01:17:06,089 --> 01:17:07,956 What happened? 1319 01:17:09,875 --> 01:17:11,792 He just said he wanted to be free. 1320 01:17:14,831 --> 01:17:16,832 And you can't argue with that, right? 1321 01:17:20,069 --> 01:17:21,702 I'm sorry. 1322 01:17:34,784 --> 01:17:37,319 Well, being that I am the only certified 1323 01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:38,787 wedding planner in the room. 1324 01:17:38,788 --> 01:17:40,322 I think... 1325 01:17:40,323 --> 01:17:42,424 Look at this face, that's joy 1326 01:17:42,425 --> 01:17:44,292 from being able to dance to good music. 1327 01:17:44,293 --> 01:17:45,794 Okay, we need... Knock, knock. 1328 01:17:45,795 --> 01:17:47,696 Hey, how are you? Hi, Miguel. 1329 01:17:47,697 --> 01:17:49,347 How are you? Dude, I haven't seen you 1330 01:17:49,348 --> 01:17:50,999 in forever, how's it going? Hi. 1331 01:17:53,024 --> 01:17:55,047 Hi. Hello. 1332 01:17:55,048 --> 01:17:57,072 Oh, Ann, maybe you can help us end this debate. 1333 01:17:57,073 --> 01:17:58,973 Ann, what's more important? 1334 01:17:59,275 --> 01:18:00,941 A great band. 1335 01:18:01,210 --> 01:18:02,778 Or... 1336 01:18:02,779 --> 01:18:06,348 Gold calligraphy on weighted card stock. 1337 01:18:08,033 --> 01:18:09,718 Look at it, it's beautiful. 1338 01:18:09,719 --> 01:18:11,787 Well, that is also really beautiful. 1339 01:18:11,788 --> 01:18:13,221 And inviting. Yeah. 1340 01:18:13,222 --> 01:18:14,690 And it doesn't look like a bill. 1341 01:18:14,691 --> 01:18:16,357 No. It looks like something 1342 01:18:16,358 --> 01:18:18,026 special for you. Yeah, but... 1343 01:18:18,027 --> 01:18:19,161 Your decision. 1344 01:18:19,162 --> 01:18:21,897 Thank you. And you know, 1345 01:18:21,898 --> 01:18:24,232 you and I can take calligraphy classes 1346 01:18:24,233 --> 01:18:25,744 and we can do this ourselves. 1347 01:18:25,745 --> 01:18:27,256 I love that. Yeah. 1348 01:18:27,257 --> 01:18:28,770 I support and encourage that hobby. 1349 01:18:28,771 --> 01:18:30,205 I might join you on that. 1350 01:18:30,206 --> 01:18:31,831 Let me know. Ann. 1351 01:18:31,832 --> 01:18:33,457 All right. What do we need, 1352 01:18:33,458 --> 01:18:35,083 what are we talking about? 1353 01:18:35,084 --> 01:18:36,709 It's pretty. We can. It will look good. 1354 01:18:38,314 --> 01:18:39,848 All right, what's up? 1355 01:18:39,849 --> 01:18:41,249 Okay. 1356 01:18:41,250 --> 01:18:43,185 I'm ready to start my project now. 1357 01:18:43,186 --> 01:18:45,353 Ooh, did you send me the script? 1358 01:18:45,354 --> 01:18:48,190 Nope. This is a brand-new idea. 1359 01:18:48,191 --> 01:18:49,824 It doesn't have a script yet. 1360 01:18:50,359 --> 01:18:52,728 Cool. Yeah. 1361 01:18:52,729 --> 01:18:53,994 So, how can I help? 1362 01:18:57,366 --> 01:18:59,200 I need you to interview me. 1363 01:19:09,746 --> 01:19:11,279 There we go. 1364 01:19:11,280 --> 01:19:12,380 It's too far? Yeah. 1365 01:19:12,381 --> 01:19:13,949 Okay. 1366 01:19:13,950 --> 01:19:15,249 All right, um... 1367 01:19:15,752 --> 01:19:17,152 I'm... 1368 01:19:17,153 --> 01:19:18,853 making a film... 1369 01:19:19,455 --> 01:19:22,022 about me... 1370 01:19:22,425 --> 01:19:25,092 and my feelings for you. 1371 01:19:27,063 --> 01:19:29,831 And how, even though it's been a year, 1372 01:19:29,832 --> 01:19:33,067 and you've been very clear with me, 1373 01:19:33,336 --> 01:19:34,902 your feelings, 1374 01:19:35,271 --> 01:19:36,905 I'm still not over you. 1375 01:19:36,906 --> 01:19:40,442 And I wanna figure out why that is, and, 1376 01:19:40,443 --> 01:19:42,444 and how I got to this point. 1377 01:19:42,445 --> 01:19:44,395 So. 1378 01:19:44,396 --> 01:19:46,348 I don't know what form it's gonna take, yet. 1379 01:19:46,349 --> 01:19:48,316 But I just wanted to let you know. 1380 01:19:48,317 --> 01:19:50,384 Before I got too far along with it. 1381 01:19:51,354 --> 01:19:53,321 Oh, huh. 1382 01:19:53,322 --> 01:19:56,324 Thank you for letting me know. 1383 01:19:56,325 --> 01:19:58,826 But it's gonna be fun, 1384 01:19:58,827 --> 01:20:01,329 it's gonna be very much a self-investigation. 1385 01:20:01,330 --> 01:20:02,963 Yeah, well... 1386 01:20:10,072 --> 01:20:11,338 I'm sorry that... 1387 01:20:12,108 --> 01:20:13,274 It's okay. 1388 01:20:14,510 --> 01:20:17,345 I get it, I think. 1389 01:20:17,346 --> 01:20:19,947 Or at least, I hopefully will soon. 1390 01:20:26,122 --> 01:20:27,354 Are you okay? 1391 01:20:29,025 --> 01:20:30,224 Yeah. 1392 01:20:32,061 --> 01:20:33,194 Okay. 1393 01:22:25,675 --> 01:22:27,575 You look lovely, darling. 1394 01:22:27,576 --> 01:22:30,077 Well, as do you... 1395 01:22:32,315 --> 01:22:33,480 my lady. 1396 01:22:36,018 --> 01:22:37,686 Couple Miguel... 1397 01:22:37,687 --> 01:22:39,620 And Adrienne. 1398 01:22:39,621 --> 01:22:41,556 My bosses, who I love so much. 1399 01:22:41,557 --> 01:22:44,225 Oh, ladies. I wanna fuck you both! 1400 01:22:45,377 --> 01:22:46,528 How dare you MAN: Whoa! 1401 01:22:46,529 --> 01:22:47,945 Disrespect us like that! 1402 01:22:47,946 --> 01:22:49,364 Yeah, shame on you! Oh, you're crazy. 1403 01:22:49,365 --> 01:22:50,999 We will castrate you! 1404 01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:52,567 You better run! 1405 01:23:01,010 --> 01:23:02,910 In all my past lives, 1406 01:23:02,911 --> 01:23:04,811 and the lives that I have yet to live, 1407 01:23:04,812 --> 01:23:06,715 I will never love anyone as much as I love you. 1408 01:23:06,716 --> 01:23:08,984 Even if I come back as a goat? 1409 01:23:08,985 --> 01:23:11,486 Especially if you come back as a goat. 1410 01:23:11,487 --> 01:23:12,754 I will braid your beard. 1411 01:23:12,755 --> 01:23:15,256 Oh, why thank you. 1412 01:23:17,093 --> 01:23:18,209 No. 1413 01:23:18,210 --> 01:23:19,327 That's it, right? 1414 01:23:36,045 --> 01:23:39,146 ♪ Darling ♪ 1415 01:23:39,715 --> 01:23:42,083 ♪ Take in ♪ 1416 01:23:42,084 --> 01:23:45,586 ♪ In my heart it is written ♪ 1417 01:23:46,422 --> 01:23:48,790 Miguel. 1418 01:23:48,791 --> 01:23:51,159 I vow to be your colleague. 1419 01:23:51,160 --> 01:23:53,595 Your champion. Your confidant. 1420 01:23:53,596 --> 01:23:56,297 Your goofball. And your queen. 1421 01:23:56,298 --> 01:23:58,199 Through thick and thin. 1422 01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:00,435 Through good times and bad. 1423 01:24:00,436 --> 01:24:02,704 For richer or for poorer. 1424 01:24:02,705 --> 01:24:04,472 As long as we both shall live. 1425 01:24:04,473 --> 01:24:06,340 As long as we both shall live. 1426 01:24:17,586 --> 01:24:20,822 As many of you know, I was, uh... 1427 01:24:20,823 --> 01:24:23,324 jilted. 1428 01:24:24,427 --> 01:24:27,395 Uh. 1429 01:24:27,396 --> 01:24:30,365 It happens, and I'm sure you might think I may be a bit 1430 01:24:30,366 --> 01:24:32,199 triggered by this... 1431 01:24:32,568 --> 01:24:34,068 situation. 1432 01:24:34,370 --> 01:24:35,669 Celebration. 1433 01:24:37,339 --> 01:24:39,173 Two trees. 1434 01:24:39,608 --> 01:24:41,508 Planted next to each other. 1435 01:24:42,711 --> 01:24:47,482 Growth, through life. 1436 01:24:47,483 --> 01:24:52,286 Cells dividing, expanding, creating more. 1437 01:24:54,824 --> 01:24:56,356 Consciousness. 1438 01:24:57,827 --> 01:24:59,526 Adrienne... 1439 01:25:00,362 --> 01:25:02,196 you never needed 1440 01:25:02,531 --> 01:25:04,565 anyone to complete you. 1441 01:25:06,669 --> 01:25:08,136 And Miguel, 1442 01:25:08,137 --> 01:25:10,671 you make her more complete. 1443 01:25:11,807 --> 01:25:13,775 You know, I wish I knew what that felt like. 1444 01:25:15,311 --> 01:25:16,778 Well, she did hook up with... 1445 01:25:16,779 --> 01:25:18,412 Two trees. 1446 01:25:19,115 --> 01:25:20,647 Planted next to each other. 1447 01:25:23,252 --> 01:25:24,385 Cheers. 1448 01:25:24,386 --> 01:25:25,420 Cheers. 1449 01:25:25,421 --> 01:25:27,122 Love you, Rach. 1450 01:25:27,123 --> 01:25:29,156 You are the trees. 1451 01:25:29,658 --> 01:25:31,459 Cheers. 1452 01:25:31,460 --> 01:25:33,261 You're the tree too, man. 1453 01:25:33,262 --> 01:25:37,298 ♪ Come for me, close ♪ 1454 01:25:37,299 --> 01:25:41,136 ♪ Take all of me ♪ 1455 01:25:41,137 --> 01:25:44,405 ♪ Yours is the only ♪ 1456 01:25:44,406 --> 01:25:47,175 ♪ Love ♪ 1457 01:25:47,176 --> 01:25:51,178 ♪ I need ♪ 1458 01:25:52,781 --> 01:25:55,682 ♪ Darling ♪ 1459 01:25:56,619 --> 01:25:58,753 ♪ Kiss me ♪ 1460 01:25:58,754 --> 01:26:02,489 ♪ In my heart, I'm singing ♪ 1461 01:26:03,859 --> 01:26:06,561 ♪ Softly ♪ 1462 01:26:06,562 --> 01:26:10,364 ♪ And I always will ♪ 1463 01:26:10,866 --> 01:26:14,401 ♪ I belong ♪ 1464 01:26:14,837 --> 01:26:18,305 ♪ To you ♪ 100516