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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,508 --> 00:00:10,467 RACHEL: Joey? 2 00:00:11,970 --> 00:00:14,054 Oh, my God. 3 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:17,725 Okay. 4 00:00:27,610 --> 00:00:28,819 So, uh... 5 00:00:29,487 --> 00:00:30,529 [SIGHS] 6 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:33,699 ...I guess we should make it official, huh? 7 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:37,453 Uh, look, Rach, I... 8 00:00:37,912 --> 00:00:42,082 Hey, Ross is here! Hey, look, it's my good friend Ross. 9 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:45,169 - Hey, Ross. - Hey, Joey. 10 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:48,297 - Hey, you. - Hey, you. 11 00:00:48,506 --> 00:00:52,634 And he brought flowers. Oh, thanks, Ross. I'm really more of a candy kind of guy. 12 00:00:52,802 --> 00:00:54,011 [CHUCKLES] 13 00:00:55,930 --> 00:00:57,056 You're weird today. 14 00:00:59,350 --> 00:01:02,811 Listen, I, uh, wanted to talk to you about something. 15 00:01:02,979 --> 00:01:06,732 Yeah. Actually, uh, I kind of need to talk to you too. 16 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:09,735 - Uh, Joey, could you give us a minute? - No. 17 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:15,699 - What? - I'm sorry. I meant, "No." 18 00:01:16,534 --> 00:01:18,744 MONICA: Hi. Hey, look who's here. ALL: Hey. 19 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:22,164 Where's my granddaughter? I've been practicing my magic tricks. 20 00:01:22,373 --> 00:01:25,167 He pulled a quarter out of my ear. 21 00:01:26,127 --> 00:01:28,754 - Hey, where's, uh, Mom? - She went to pick up Aunt Liddy. 22 00:01:28,963 --> 00:01:31,632 Aunt Liddy's coming? That means we get $5 each. 23 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:37,638 So when do I get to meet Emma and show her this: 24 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:40,224 Okay, wow. 25 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:44,311 Uh, Dad, Emma's in the nursery. I'll take you now if you want. 26 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:48,023 - But I really want to talk to you. - I know. I still need to talk to you. 27 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:50,609 But before you guys do that, I need to talk to you. 28 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:53,695 And, Ross, I need to talk to you. 29 00:01:53,905 --> 00:01:56,240 - Oh, and I need to talk to you. - About what? 30 00:01:56,449 --> 00:01:59,159 To see if you know what these guys are talking about. 31 00:02:48,918 --> 00:02:49,960 MONICA: Isn't she beautiful? 32 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:54,882 Look at her, my first grandchild. 33 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,845 What about Ben? 34 00:03:00,471 --> 00:03:04,641 Well, of course, Ben. I meant my first granddaughter. 35 00:03:04,809 --> 00:03:06,393 Wow. 36 00:03:09,814 --> 00:03:13,233 Have, um, you thought any more about you and Rachel? 37 00:03:13,401 --> 00:03:16,737 Yeah, actually I was gonna talk to her when you guys came in the room. 38 00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:21,241 Yay, that's so exciting. Wow. You could've done that with us there. 39 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:24,411 - Yeah, right. - Oh, sure. Okay. 40 00:03:24,579 --> 00:03:27,581 You can touch yourself in front of us, but you can't talk to Rachel. 41 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:31,585 What? When have I ever touched myself in front of you guys? 42 00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:37,341 Oh, please. Just before, when you were asleep in the lounge. 43 00:03:37,508 --> 00:03:40,594 That Armenian family was watching you instead of the TV. 44 00:03:42,805 --> 00:03:46,808 That reminds me. That Mr. Hazmegian still has my Game Boy. 45 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:50,395 - Chandler, can I talk to you for a second? - Sure. 46 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,816 Dude, I just did something terrible. 47 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,694 That was you? I thought it was Jack. 48 00:03:58,446 --> 00:04:02,699 No, no. That was Jack. Rachel thinks I asked her to marry me. 49 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:07,537 - What? Why does she think that? - Because it kind of looked like I did. 50 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:09,748 Again, what? 51 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:13,168 Okay, I was down on one knee with the ring in my hand... 52 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:15,879 As we all are at some point during the day. 53 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:19,675 It wasn't my ring. It fell out of Ross' jacket... 54 00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:22,970 ...and when I knelt down to pick it up, Rachel thought I was proposing. 55 00:04:23,179 --> 00:04:25,264 Ross had a ring? And he was gonna propose? 56 00:04:25,473 --> 00:04:28,600 - I guess. - And you did it first? 57 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:31,979 This is gonna kill him. You know how much he loves to propose. 58 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:34,815 I know. I know. It's awful. 59 00:04:35,024 --> 00:04:36,108 Well, what did she say? 60 00:04:37,568 --> 00:04:39,278 She said yes. 61 00:04:40,488 --> 00:04:42,531 Does Ross know? 62 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:45,659 Oh, my God. What the hell am I gonna tell him? 63 00:04:45,868 --> 00:04:48,370 - Maybe you don't have to tell him. - Ooh, I like that. Yeah. 64 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:52,165 If you clear things up with Rachel, Ross never needs to find out. 65 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:55,252 But you have to do it now before he hears about it and kicks your ass. 66 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:57,587 All right, let's not get carried away. 67 00:05:00,049 --> 00:05:01,591 I want a baby. 68 00:05:01,759 --> 00:05:05,095 Honey, we've been over this. I need to be facing the other way. 69 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:11,560 Come on. If we have sex again, it'll double our chances of getting pregnant. 70 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:15,647 - I think that closet's still available. - I am so tired. 71 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:23,196 - Yeah, okay, but no foreplay. - Deal. 72 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:29,411 Dad, seriously. 73 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:34,791 You know, you really should see someone about that. 74 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:36,835 Noted. 75 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:41,882 I wanna go talk to Rachel for a minute. Are you gonna be okay alone for a bit? 76 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:45,635 Are you kidding me? I could stay and look at her forever. 77 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:50,849 Actually, uh... 78 00:05:55,104 --> 00:05:56,730 - Hey. - Hi. 79 00:05:56,898 --> 00:06:01,193 - Are you all right? - Um... Uh... 80 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:05,655 - I think I just got engaged. - Oh, my God. He did it? 81 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,991 What? Did you know he was gonna ask me? 82 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:12,537 Are you kidding? I'm, like, the one who talked him into it. 83 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:16,500 I like to think of myself as the puppet master of the group. 84 00:06:17,835 --> 00:06:21,546 - And you really think this is a good idea? - I just talked him into it. 85 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:24,466 Don't tell me I have to do you too? 86 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:28,303 - The puppet master gets tired, people. - Okay. 87 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:31,181 I don't know. It just doesn't feel right. 88 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:35,018 Why? You two are so meant to be together. Everybody thinks so. 89 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:37,646 Really? Even Ross? 90 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:41,066 Especially Ross. 91 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:48,323 Oh, uh, hey, Pheebs. Uh, you know what? I'll, uh, come back later. 92 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:53,203 Wow, kind of a full house here. Heh. 93 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:57,874 I guess I'll just... I'll come back. 94 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:03,755 There he goes. Your fiancé. 95 00:07:05,049 --> 00:07:07,217 I guess so. 96 00:07:07,718 --> 00:07:09,928 Although he does play with himself in his sleep. 97 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:11,972 I can't say I'm surprised. 98 00:07:16,227 --> 00:07:20,147 - Dad, what are you doing? - There are people in there having sex. 99 00:07:23,359 --> 00:07:26,069 It can't be me. I'm standing right here. 100 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:28,947 - Wanna peek? - No. 101 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:30,198 Come on. 102 00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:34,286 You know what? I don't like you without Mom. 103 00:07:34,495 --> 00:07:36,538 Come on. 104 00:07:37,206 --> 00:07:39,541 We're not peeking? 105 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:43,962 Well, I'm peeking. 106 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:46,965 Oh, my God. 107 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:52,095 CHANDLER: Hello, sir. You know Monica. 108 00:08:00,813 --> 00:08:02,147 [MOUTHS] Wow. 109 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:07,194 [KNOCKS] 110 00:08:07,361 --> 00:08:10,071 - Hey, uh, is it okay to come in? RACHEL: Of course. 111 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:14,201 Oh, Joey, this ring, I... It's beautiful. I love it. 112 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:18,747 Yeah. Uh, look, Rach, there's something I gotta tell you. 113 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:19,956 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 114 00:08:20,124 --> 00:08:21,208 - Hey. RACHEL: Hi. 115 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:25,629 - Are you ready to try nursing again? - Yeah. Hi, Emma. 116 00:08:25,796 --> 00:08:27,797 Why do you think she won't take my breast? 117 00:08:27,965 --> 00:08:30,342 It's all right, honey. It takes babies a while to get it. 118 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:33,178 - But don't worry, it'll happen. - Okay. 119 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:35,722 Yowza. 120 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:40,810 Okay, sweetie, you can do it. Just open up and put it in your mouth. 121 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,522 Dear Lord. 122 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:49,486 - I'm sorry, honey, what were you saying? - Uh, yeah, look, I think that... 123 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:52,572 Oh, look. She's pulling away again. 124 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:54,824 Do you think my nipples are too big for her mouth? 125 00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:01,831 She looks scared. Doesn't she look scared? 126 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:04,501 You know, I don't really know her. 127 00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:08,421 Why don't we try massaging the breast to stimulate the flow? 128 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:11,466 RACHEL: Okay. - Are you kidding me? 129 00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:15,971 This is so frustrating. Why doesn't she want my breast? 130 00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:18,723 I don't know. Maybe she's crazy. 131 00:09:21,435 --> 00:09:24,104 - Oh, hey, wait up. - Hi. 132 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:26,022 Congratulations. 133 00:09:26,190 --> 00:09:29,401 I didn't want to say anything in front of Joey. I didn't know if he knew yet. 134 00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:33,113 What? That we had a baby? Now let's give him a little credit. Heh. 135 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:36,741 Although he did eat a piece of plastic fruit earlier. 136 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:39,578 No, no, that you and Rachel are engaged. 137 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:43,456 - Heh. What? - Oh, it's a secret? 138 00:09:43,624 --> 00:09:47,877 Oh, goody. Yes. Ooh, we haven't done the secret thing in a long time. 139 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:52,132 Phoebe, there is no secret, okay? I didn't propose. 140 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:53,383 Are you lying? 141 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:56,469 Is this like that time you tried to convince us you were a doctor? 142 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:04,102 I am a doctor. 143 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:08,857 You know what? I'm just gonna go and talk to Rachel myself. 144 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:11,610 All right. Well, me too. 145 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,863 - Shh. - Well, should we wake her up? 146 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:16,823 No. No. Come on, let her sleep. 147 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:21,411 - She's so exhausted. - And so engaged. Dum-dum-dum. 148 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:36,092 Oh, my God. She thinks we're engaged. 149 00:10:37,094 --> 00:10:40,055 Why? Why, why would she think we're engaged? 150 00:10:40,222 --> 00:10:43,308 Perhaps because you gave her an engagement ring? 151 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,186 You know, Ross, doctors are supposed to be smart. 152 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,898 - I didn't give her that ring. - You didn't? 153 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,359 - No. - So whose ring is it? 154 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:54,819 It's mine. 155 00:10:55,863 --> 00:10:57,822 - Is it an engagement ring? - Yes. 156 00:10:58,032 --> 00:10:59,824 - But you didn't give it to her? - No. 157 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:02,077 - But you were going to propose? - No. 158 00:11:02,286 --> 00:11:04,496 Huh. I might be losing interest in this. 159 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:09,918 Look. Look, my mom gave me that ring... 160 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:12,128 ...because she wanted me to propose to Rachel. 161 00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:14,506 But all I wanted to do was see... 162 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:18,510 ...if she maybe, kind of wanted to start things up again. 163 00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:21,262 Oh, what beautiful lukewarm sentiment. 164 00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:25,684 I didn't want to rush into anything. It seemed like she didn't want to either. 165 00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:28,853 But I don't understand how any of this happened. 166 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:32,982 What, did she find the ring in my jacket, assume I was gonna propose... 167 00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:36,528 ...throw it on and just start telling people? 168 00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:39,656 No, no. She said you actually proposed to her. 169 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:44,244 Well, I didn't. I didn't propose. 170 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,372 Unless... 171 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:51,042 Did I? 172 00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:57,882 I haven't slept in 40 hours and... 173 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:05,598 It does sound like something I would do. 174 00:12:16,193 --> 00:12:18,570 Look, we can't stay in here forever. 175 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:22,073 Ugh. It's just, I still can't believe that my dad saw us having sex. 176 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:26,536 He didn't make it to one of my piano recitals, but this he sees. 177 00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:30,874 This is okay. We're all adults here. There's nothing to be ashamed of. 178 00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:34,753 Now, let's put our underwear in our pockets and walk out the door. 179 00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,761 Hi, Dad. 180 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:48,892 - I can still call you that, right? - Of course. I'll always be your dad. 181 00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:54,063 I just want you to know that what you witnessed in there, that wasn't for fun. 182 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:59,402 - It wasn't fun? - Why, why, why would you? 183 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:02,489 Look, I just don't want you to think... 184 00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:05,325 ...that we're animals who do it whenever we want. 185 00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:07,202 Well, I don't think that. 186 00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:11,206 Before today, I never thought of you two having sex at all. 187 00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:14,000 It was a simpler time. 188 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:17,921 The truth is, Dad, we're trying. 189 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:20,590 - What? - Yeah, we're trying to get pregnant. 190 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,967 Oh, my God, this is so exciting. 191 00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:25,553 Well, get back in there. I'll guard the door. 192 00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:28,598 Ha, ha. That's okay, Dad, we can wait until later. 193 00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,975 Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't think so. Aren't you ovulating? 194 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,353 Daddy. 195 00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:35,146 You gotta get at it, princess. 196 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,440 When your mother and I were trying to conceive you... 197 00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:40,193 ...whenever she was ovulating, bam, we did it. 198 00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:41,903 That's how I got my bad hip. 199 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:47,116 That's funny. This conversation's how I got the bullet hole in my head. 200 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:50,912 This one time I had my knee up on the sink, and your mother, she was... 201 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:55,166 Daddy, I don't think we need to hear about the specific positions you and Mom had. 202 00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:58,002 You're right. This is about your positions. 203 00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:01,798 Now, what I saw in the closet is not the optimum position... 204 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:04,092 ...for conceiving a child. 205 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:08,012 - Although it might feel good. - I don't feel good right now. 206 00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:12,100 But pleasure is important, and it helps if the woman has an orgasm. 207 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,603 You up to the task, sailor? 208 00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:18,898 Seriously, sir, my brains, all over the wall. Heh. 209 00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:27,991 - Hey. - Hey. Oh, I need to tell you something. 210 00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:32,704 Well, now's a good time. I'm on my way to have my ears cut off. 211 00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:35,164 Joey asked me to marry him. 212 00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:37,375 - What? - Joey proposed to me. 213 00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:41,963 - Is he crazy? You just had Ross' baby. - Well, I said yes. 214 00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:44,924 What, are you crazy? You just had Ross' baby. 215 00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:50,263 It's so inappropriate. No, it is worse than that. It is wrong. 216 00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:53,182 It is bigger than mine. 217 00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:57,729 I know. Days of our Lives, thank you very much. 218 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,273 - You can't marry him. - Why not? 219 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:03,943 Come on, I don't want to do this alone, and he's such a sweet guy. 220 00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:05,612 And he loves me so much. 221 00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:07,071 Well, do you love him? 222 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:09,657 Sure. 223 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:15,538 - Sure? - Yeah, I mean, whatever. 224 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,499 Honey, the question is... 225 00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,376 ...do you really want to marry Joey? 226 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:24,005 No. 227 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:27,008 No, I don't. 228 00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:32,055 Could you be a dear and go tell him? 229 00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:35,808 You still haven't told Rachel you weren't proposing? 230 00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:38,353 No. She had the ring on... 231 00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:41,606 ...she seemed so excited, and then she took her breast out. 232 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:45,735 Joey, you have to tell her what's going on. And what did it look like? 233 00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:49,238 I didn't look at it. 234 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,116 The stupid baby's head was blocking most of it. 235 00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:55,828 Go and tell Rachel right now, before Ross finds out. 236 00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:59,457 Look, it's not that easy. She said she wanted to marry me. 237 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,459 I don't want to hurt her. 238 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,963 Okay, look, just do it gently. 239 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:07,340 You're right. 240 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:11,511 You're right. I'll go tell her now before Ross finds out, and I'll be gentle. 241 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:12,887 - I can do that. - Okay. 242 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:15,932 I am a gentle person. 243 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:19,686 Oh, by the way, two people screwing in there if you want to check that out. 244 00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:32,281 Hey. 245 00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:35,910 Listen, I, um... 246 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,621 I heard about the engagement. 247 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,374 Surprised? 248 00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,836 And confused. 249 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,713 [CHUCKLES] 250 00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:51,384 Rach, sweetie, I, um... 251 00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:54,345 I didn't propose to you. 252 00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:57,557 I know. 253 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,728 I don't think you do. 254 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,066 You didn't propose to me. 255 00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:08,317 Joey did. 256 00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:12,196 Poor baby, you're so tired. 257 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:19,787 Rach, I didn't propose to you. 258 00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:22,915 Joey didn't propose to you. 259 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:27,128 And Chandler didn't propose to you. 260 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,672 Uh... 261 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,508 You didn't propose to me. 262 00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:35,762 Chandler didn't propose to me. 263 00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:37,722 But Joey did. 264 00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:40,892 Joey proposed to you? 265 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:44,395 - I can come back. - Wait. Wait. Wait. 266 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:48,107 - Joey, did you propose to her? - No. 267 00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:52,737 - Yes, you did. - Actually, technically, I didn't. 268 00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:56,407 - Well, then, why did you give me a ring? - Wait. 269 00:17:56,575 --> 00:18:02,997 - You gave her the ring? - No, and I did not ask her to marry me. 270 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,958 - Yes, you did. - No, I didn't. 271 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:08,795 - You did, and don't you say you didn't. - Ah. 272 00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:11,714 He was right there. He got down on one knee and he proposed. 273 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:14,717 - Whoa, you were down on one knee? - Yeah, that looks bad. 274 00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:19,430 But I didn't... I didn't propose. 275 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,350 - Then what did happen? - Yeah, what did happen? 276 00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:25,645 Okay, the ring fell on the floor, and I went down to pick it up... 277 00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:29,190 ...and you thought I was proposing. 278 00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:33,486 Yeah, but you said, "Will you marry me?" 279 00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:35,571 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. 280 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:39,117 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. Oh, my God, you didn't. 281 00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:47,959 - Ugh! Why didn't you tell me that before? - Well, I tried... 282 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,795 ...but people kept coming in, and then you took your breast out. 283 00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:52,547 Whoa, hey. 284 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:57,635 Whoa, whoa, whoa. You saw her breast? 285 00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:01,305 I'll tell you about it later. Be cool. 286 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:06,060 Joey, then what the hell were you doing with an engagement ring? 287 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,855 It wasn't my ring. It's Ross' ring. 288 00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:13,693 That's why I felt so bad, Rach, because he was gonna propose. 289 00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:15,278 What? 290 00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:20,283 - You were gonna propose to me? - Uh... 291 00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:25,329 No. 292 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,300 Well, this is awkward. 293 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:45,266 But I was going to see if, you know, maybe you wanted to start dating again. 294 00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:50,813 - But that... I mean, that was all, Rach. - Dude, step up. I proposed. 295 00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:53,274 No, you didn't. 296 00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:58,237 That's right. There's a lot going on here, and I think I ate some bad fruit earlier. 297 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:00,573 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 298 00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:03,451 Hey, she just woke up. She's hungry. 299 00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:06,412 - Why don't we give this another try? - Okay. 300 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:09,081 I can't believe you told her I was gonna propose. 301 00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:13,044 - I can't believe you're not gonna propose. - Hey, I am not gonna rush into anything. 302 00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:15,296 Oh, yeah, dude, I totally understand. 303 00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:18,925 Usually after I have a baby with a woman, I like to slow things down. 304 00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:21,719 RACHEL: Oh, my God. ROSS: What? 305 00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,638 She's doing it. She's breast-feeding. Look. 306 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:27,183 Uh-huh. Oh, it's beautiful. 307 00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:28,684 I'll come back for her later. 308 00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:29,894 - Okay. - Thank you. 309 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:35,983 - Oh, wow, this feels weird. - What, good weird? 310 00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:38,736 Wonderful weird. 311 00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:42,907 You know what, you guys? I'm, uh... I'm gonna go too. 312 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:47,328 And, uh, I'm sorry about everything. 313 00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:51,374 - Honey, don't worry, it was my mistake. - No, Rach, I should've told you sooner. 314 00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:53,251 It's just that... 315 00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,294 Man, that kid is going to town. 316 00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:12,436 Oh. She's perfect. 317 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:14,855 We're so lucky. 318 00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:17,191 We really are. 319 00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:26,701 Look, I know it's not a proposal, and I don't know where you are... 320 00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:30,788 ...but with everything that's been going on and with Emma, I'm... 321 00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:34,875 - I've been feeling... - I know, I know. 322 00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:36,919 I've been feeling... 323 00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:38,921 - Yeah? - Yeah. 324 00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:43,884 Okay, well, that... Wow, okay, well, um... 325 00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:47,722 Then maybe at least we can talk about us again? 326 00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:52,059 Yeah. Maybe. 327 00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:54,395 Well, good. Okay. Uh, heh... 328 00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:58,357 I kind of think, you know, if we... lf... 329 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,863 You're wearing the ring. 330 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:11,162 What...? What's that? 331 00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:17,209 And you told Phoebe you were engaged. 332 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,630 I'm sorry, what? 333 00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:27,762 When you thought Joey proposed... 334 00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:30,806 ...did you say yes? 335 00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:48,783 Kids, I spoke to a doctor and picked up these pamphlets on how to get pregnant. 336 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:52,495 - Hey, Dad. - Hi. 337 00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:02,505 Sorry to bother you again, but could you pass my pamphlets back? 338 00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:07,343 Thank you. 339 00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:11,347 [English - US - SDH] 27017

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