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HE SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE
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BONE CRACKS, HE SCREAMS
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SIREN WAILS
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Hey, man! Look, for the last time,
I'm a superhero.
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- Look at the cape.
- Suspect is a black male, over.
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Fucking hell.
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Don't give them hot chocolate!
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- Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod -
www.addic7ed.com
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Yo. Let's slow it down
for all the lovers out there.
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Even gangsters need vacations.
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Let's take it to the tropics.
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Wanting you, loving you
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Boy, you make my heart go crazy
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My girlfriends tell me
you're no good
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But your lovin' is so good
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Yeah, you thought I was a waste, man
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When I had that gun
up in my waistband
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But I'm a changed man
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King, got you livin' in Graceland
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Queen, you're in safe hands
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Sex on the beach,
no more fake tan...
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Oi!
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How many times do I
have to tell you lot?!
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This is a building site!
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You should be wearing hard hats... at the very least.
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You weren't much use, Dave!
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MAN AND WOMAN MOANING
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Oh!
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Oh, my God!
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- That was amazing.
- Yeah.
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That thing you did with
your tongue oh, my God!
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- Hey, you've got some moves, too.
- You know what?
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You're the best I've ever had.
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Yeah, I mean, same here.
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Well, top three.
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Best ever, definitely.
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I know, right? That's
real sexual chemistry.
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- So, you want to spend the night?
- Er... I've actually got a thing
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- in the morning.
- SHOGUN COCKS
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But, yeah, I definitely want
to spend the night.
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I've got a great feeling about us.
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Oh, OK, again? Right. OK. Not sure
if I'm quite recharged but...
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I had only just finished Mass
and came outside and, uh,
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there he was.
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FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS
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Detective Moses Mountree
reporting for duty.
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What happened to Detective Barnaby?
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Oh, I guess you ain't ever heard
of a transfer.
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Bitch!
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What in the hell happened to this nigga?
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Well, I had only just finished Mass...
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No, I'm sick and tired of your jive-ass,
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monkey-fucking hunk of shit.
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- I think you did it.
- Me?
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I know a dope pusher when I see
a dope pusher, dope pusher.
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- But I'm a vicar.
- Where the dope at?
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- Aargh.
- Where the dope at?!
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I don't even know what dope is.
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- Stop, he's just a vicar!
- Stay out of this, bitch!
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Ooh, hello.
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How y'all doin'?
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Goddamn, Detective Mountree...
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..that was the best
loving I've ever had.
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Hell, I know.
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Don't have to tell me twice,
I'm Mountree.
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Where are you going?
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Oh, I'm just going to see
that dope-pushing vicar.
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Hand me my weapon.
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- Bang, bang.
- Yes, baby.
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What are you going to do to him?
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I'm going to ask him a few questions.
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With my bullets...
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..in his dick.
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Jesus, can you hear me?
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I don't know where else to turn.
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I'm desperate.
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I need your help.
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I can hear you, my son.
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I have always been listening.
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Who are you?
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It is I, Jesus.
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I heard your prayer
and I've come to help you.
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You're not Jesus.
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I... I am.
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But doesn't Jesus look
a bit more like...?
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Oh!
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Oh, I see, you, er...
You thought I'd be white.
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Kind of, yeah. Look,
I don't know what to tell you.
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I was born in the Middle East
2,000 years ago,
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the Bible's very clear about that.
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It should be pretty obvious I don't
have blonde hair and blue eyes.
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- I guess so.
- Plus, have you heard my story?
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I was arrested by a mob
of angry government officials
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and beaten for a crime I didn't commit.
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That shit doesn't happen
to white people.
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And there was some confusion
over who your father was.
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- OK, that's just racist.
- Sorry.
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It's just...
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You're not really
what I was expecting, that's all.
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Would you like me to fetch
white Jesus instead?
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- Oh, could you?
- No!
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There is no white Jesus.
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It's just me.
Now, do you want my help or not?
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Yeah, I suppose so.
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After all, you know, black or white,
we're both still Christians, right?
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I'm guessing now's not the time
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to tell you I'm Jewish.
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It was nice, huh?
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Ask if there's some leftovers.
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Yeah, my sister, there
are some leftovers.
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Leftovers. Some leftovers.
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Oh, hello!
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Hey. Hey.
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THUNDER RUMBLES
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BIRD CRIES
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Hold.
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Hold...
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Hold!
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ANIMAl SNORTS
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IN SLOW MOTION: Noooooow!
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ROARING
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It was a nice party.
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Yeah, the young people know how
to have fun these days, you know.
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And she looked good.
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- She says her hair is 100% Kanekalon.
- Uh-huh.
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Night, Auntie, goodbye!
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Goodbye, Auntie!
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I believe she just
came for the leftovers.
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- Shame.
- No sense.
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My sister, how is Adetonkom?
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Ah, he is well!
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MUSIC
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Exclusive newsflash
for a man like me, Scribbler P
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Hey, yo, keep it on the down-low,
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but Prince Harry's gone and bagged
himself a sister! Mad ting!
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But here you are,
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the royal family's been down
with the swell for time!
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Look at Prince Charles, moving wine,
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Harry and Rihanna looking fine!
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Rihanna, that is. Man,
don't float them ways, you get me?
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Although big up to Harry, though,
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he's now way better-looking
than the other one, innit?
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The bald brother.
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Even the really old coloniser
likes his chocolate dark,
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and African! Go on, Auntie!
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Look at Harry run from that dowry!
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What you scared of?!
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Hey, man good job these
photographers had an opportunity
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to take photos of all this integration
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between the royals and black people!
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But I'm sure Prince Charles stays
jamming with carnival girls
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all the time anyway, innit?
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Prince Harry wearing shades
and cooking up garri,
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finally he met a sister light enough
to marry!
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"Hear ye, hear ye, I hereby announce
mixed-race babies cute as fuck!"
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"Knock-knock, delivery for Madonna!"
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0i! One question, though
where's your 'fro gone, girl?
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Burn them European beauty standards
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and embrace your natural pepper grains!
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And also, yeah, put a word in
for me for Pippa, innit?
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She's kind of meaty still, you get me?
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Hey, man, that's all the news
from man like me, Scribbler P.
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HE GASPS
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Er... Thanks for seeing me,
Your Holiness.
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I was hoping you could help me.
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You wish to lose weight.
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Wow, yes. How did you know?
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Professor Lofuko knows all things.
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OK, so how...? How... How do I...?
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Sshhh...
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HE SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE
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UNEARTHLY WHISPERS
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GOAT BLEATS
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Give me your hand, child!
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To lose the weight,
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you must rub this potion on your
stomach before and after every meal,
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always facing east.
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But never on the first Sunday of
every month, you hear me, child?
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- Yes!
- Do you hear me?
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Yes! I hear you!
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And now, are you ready
for your final instructions?
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- I'm ready!
- Ou must listen carefully.
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I'm listening!
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You must... You must...
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You must...!
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Go for a jog!
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What?
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Yes, jog a few times a week and
stop eating so much, fuckin' hell.
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75 quid.
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Bruv.
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I don't know what you heard about me
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But a bitch can't get
I a dollar out of me I
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No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
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That I'm a motherfuckin' P-I-M-P
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I don't know
what you heard about me...
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Hey, man, what the fuck?!
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- Can-can I help you?
- Do one, bruv!
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Eurgh. Racist!
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Hello, there.
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SHE LAUGHS
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Bye-bye, Shanghai!
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Fantastic Egusi Films
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and multi-award-winning director
Tobias Akinbobo present
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their soon-to-be explosive
blockbuster-juggernaut
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Faster Faster Angry Angry!
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If you love cars
and guns and angry people,
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then you will love this
totally original movie films!
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..as undercover Agent Folarin.
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You have to infiltrate
a merciless gang of bandits
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and drag racers!
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The leader of the gang
is a man named Cisco.
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HE LAUGHS
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You will have to race him...
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..to the death!
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To the death?
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- To the death!
- OK! Fuckin' hell!
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Featuring the muscular torso
of Babatunde Warrington!
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WOLF WHISTLE
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With the acting debut of a very
well-known hip-hop artist...
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MONOTONE: Goddammit, I am angry,
I am so fucking angry,
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I've never been so angry
before, and I'm close to **
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I'm in a blind fucking rage.
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..who will then release
a tie-in musical single.
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Swerving lanes and drivin' fast
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Real brothers had to
get this cash...
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Authentic stars!
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0verly sexualised flag-waving!
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0oh!
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And cars!
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Lots and... and lots of cars!
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Seriously, we have a fucking lot
of cars in this film!
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Oh, yes, and it's also
in three dimensionals.
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Aaargh!
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So long, Cisco!
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Faster Faster Angry Angry!
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Coming soon.
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MUFFLED: Help me!
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Control, we've found the Prime Minister.
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- Help!
- No sign of the suspects.
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Help me!
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What is it, Sarge? Do you think
we should call the bomb squad?
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Sh!
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Prime Minister,
we will get you out of here.
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I'm going to need you to stay very,
very still, all right?
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HE LAUGHS
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Come on! Clap, clap, clap, shake.
Go on, girl!
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Look at the bunny!
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Can you do a split on the D? Hey!
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THEY LAUGH
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Oi! Shut it!
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Sort him out.
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That bunny cracks me up!
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Welcome back to Wake Up Now
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on Channel 8701 with myself,
William, and my wife...
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Funke!
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Joining me now is James
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from Brack-in-ell who, because
of his own negligence,
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has had his home repossessed.
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What a shame my own lying, cheating
bastard of a husband, William,
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a most unsatisfactory lover,
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cannot repossess his own
self-worth and dignity!
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HE LAUGHS
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My trout-mouthed heathen
of a spouse is wrong!
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Because as fate would have
rendered it, I have been fucking Sue
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in the make-up department
for a few weeks now!
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And we are loving it.
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She's tight in the popular region,
polar opposite of Funke.
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Correction, I am very tight.
If my husband had some extra width
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in the vital departments,
he would not be left wanting!
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Oh, is that James?
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Hello, James, are you there?
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H-hello, hello, William...
William and Funke.
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I'm here, I'm...
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Oh, just tell us
about your fiscal collapse.
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OK, erm... I lost my home, I lost
my girlfriend, I lost everything.
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I don't even know what I'm going to do.
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For starters,
you can act like a man now!
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But she's gone and I...
I don't know if she's coming back.
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I just don't know what I'm going to do!
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You need to find yourself
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another babe, you disgrace of a man!
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And when you find this other babe,
you need to hold her by the hips...
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Mmm... and tell her you love her
and you can never let her go.
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And that... you love her,
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and she's the only one.
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You've gotta be the man for her.
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Kiss me, you sexy bastard!
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I want to contain your plantain!
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Ha, la-la-la-la, bam-bam,
he-lam, tam-tam!
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Come on!
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- What about my problem?
- BOTH: Fuck your problem!
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I like peanut butter on my nipple!
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Don't make me shoot yo' ass!
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Oh, you don't know about no dope, huh?
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Y-you're a bad motherfucker,
Moses Mountree.
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- Oh!
- Amen to that!
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Midsomer Motherfuckin'
Murders, nigga
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Black man in a white man's world
Yeah!
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Driving cars, finding dope
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And killin' vicars
-
With his .44 Magnum
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Don't fuck around with
Moses Mountree
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He's the baddest...
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Thank you for coming today, everyone.
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When I was asked to pay
tribute to Nathan.
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I thought long and hard about
what I wanted to say about him.
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But then I realised...
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..I didn't need to.
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Because the best way to honour
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this great and poetic man...
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..is to let his music speak for him.
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So, let's hear from Nathan.
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I got some titties in my truck
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Titties for good luck
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Let me seem them titties
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Cos a brother wanna suck
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Sing it with me, nigga
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Fuck, shit, ho,
pussy, drugs and guns
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Fuck-fuck-fuck, shit,
ho, pussy, drugs and guns
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Fuck-fuck-fuck, shit, ho, pussy,
drugs and guns
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Titty-titty bang-bang,
titty-bang, titty
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Small titty, big titty,
areola, nippy
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Titty-titty bang-bang,
titty-bang, titty
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Small titty, big titty,
areola, nippy
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Titty-titty bang-bang,
titty-bang, titty
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Small titty, big titty,
areola, nippy
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Titty-titty bang-bang,
titty-bang, titty
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Small titty, big titty,
areola, nippy.
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He really did love big tits.
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