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Tight dick, player.
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This Friday, we're going
to face off against our rivals...
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...the Rockingham Ruckus.
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The only thing I hate more
than the Ruckus...
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...is their backwards-ass hillbilly fans.
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These motherfuckers will fill up
that stadium like cockroaches.
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So remember that.
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Mermen.
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Excuse me, watch out.
Watch your fucking foot.
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Mermen, I come to you today,
unashamed.
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- I'm unashamed, Mermens.
- Powers, what the fuck are you doing?
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This is my son who I'm now proud of.
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Check him out, guys. My child.
I have a fucking kid, yo.
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Look into his eyes, you faggots.
Look at him.
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I've returned from my sabbatical
a changed man.
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- Sabbatical?
- Hiatus. Break. Whatever you call it.
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Nobody gave you permission
to take a hiatus.
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Because I'm mature enough now
to give my own self a hiatus.
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Now that I'm a changed man
and humble...
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...and ready to be part of a team...
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...I'm willing to do whatever it takes to get
back into the good graces of the Mermen.
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I'll tell you what you can do.
You can start showing up on time.
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That's a good place to start.
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Your ass won't play, but you can
still show up and support the team.
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- That's what you can do.
- If I may counter said deal.
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I don't really see how I will redeem myself
as team leader in front of everyone...
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...if I'm gonna be sitting on the bench.
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If you don't, I'll cut you off this team
quicker than you can say, "What for?"
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What for?
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Sit your motherfucking ass down!
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Unashamed, guys. Still unashamed.
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Tend to him.
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Now, as I was saying, Ivan, you're the man
we're going to in the dutch.
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- Don't let us down.
- I won't let you down, coach.
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Right?
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If I'm given an opportunity,
I won't let us down, either.
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Well, well, well.
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What the fuck are you doing in Myrtle?
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I've been coming for Black Biker Week
for 10 years.
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Since we were In the area,
we thought we'd say hello...
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...to my second-favorite ballplayer.
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Well, it wasn't really necessary...
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...being that you and I are even.
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That's not exactly true, Mr. Powers.
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Your swashbuckling shenanigans
cost me my new dealership.
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The Kia representatives
also did not appreciate the fact...
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...that we had a Japanese geisha.
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Because you know why?
Because they're Korean.
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It turns out the fucking Orientals
are highly sensitive.
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I never" I would've bet
a million dollars...
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...that they were not a sensitive race
of people.
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I don't give a fuck about sensitivity
of Orientals. I'm a father now.
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I take it this here is your boy, huh?
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Yes, this is him.
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Scott, pull your penis out
and put it inside this infant.
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I will fucking bite it off.
Keep it in them pants.
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That's what's called a joke.
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Scott knew I was kidding
as soon as I said it.
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All right, well, if you two fucking hobnobs
are done laughing and giggling...
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...I got to feed my son.
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I have to push pause on the feeding...
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...because somebody else
wants to say hello as well.
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Kenny Powers.
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Reg Mackworthy.
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You look sad, boy.
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Someone take your lunch money?
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No. But it does look somebody
took your eye. Oh, yeah. Me.
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Fuck you, Kenny Powers.
You insensitive dickhead.
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I see you got a team
to pick you up, huh?
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Must be nice. My baseball days
are over because of you.
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Maybe It's high time
you look for another line of work.
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Maybe you could be
a telescope operator.
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Fun and games, gentlemen.
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Is this what this is ail about?
This is why you wanted to come visit me?
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- To start a fight with me and Mackworthy?
- I don't know, maybe, yes.
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There's too many eyes out here right now.
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We'll discuss this later.
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I'll be here all week,
with my eye on you, K.P.
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Black Bike Week is a whole week.
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Monday, Tuesday...
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Friday, Saturday. Got it.
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- Yeah, 168 hours.
- Okay, I got it.
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- Ten thousand eighty minutes.
- Got it.
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- Seven whole days. Not five.
- Seven days.
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Oh, so you guys just
got into town today?
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I got here two days ago, but--
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So you've been here longer"?
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Seven days from right now. Okay?
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Not talking a work week, five days.
Seven-day week.
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Congratulations. I hope you got
a good rate on a hotel room.
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I didn't.
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Scott, push me out of here.
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You need to make sure
these doors are locked at all times.
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It's Black Biker weekend.
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What's up with all these photographs?
It's a goddamn pigsty in here.
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- I'm scrapbooking.
- Scrapbooking?
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What are you, fucking 14? It's pathetic.
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You need to come to the realization
that Maria is gone.
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Never to return.
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- I saw her today.
- Oh, really?
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She say when she was coming back?
We could use the extra hands.
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She was selling oranges by the road.
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I didn't approach her.
She looked too fucking hot...
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...and I just look like a fucking monster.
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Selling oranges, huh?
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So she's regressed back
to her natural state.
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Next, she's gonna be
in a Home Depot parking lot...
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...looking for construction jobs.
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- Probably.
- You need to buck up, all right?
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I got a bunch of black dudes trying
to kill me.
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You don't see me making
a collage about it.
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You're an expert
when it comes to women, right?
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No duh.
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Will you help me get Maria; back?'?
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So you finally learned your lesson, huh?
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I did.
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I learned that Maria was the best thing
to ever happen to me...
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...and I was stupid for even
second-guessing that for one minute.
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Or maybe the lesson that you shouldn't
have told her when I told you not to.
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Kenny, I'm lost. Yeah, I guess that...
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Myrtle Beach ate me alive.
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This town is just too much for me.
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Yeah, city turned you into
a little fucking angry slut.
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Happens to a lot of people.
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I used to be the coolest kid on the block,
and now look at me.
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Kenny, will you help me'?
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Stevie, your own sexual appetite
has dug you into this hole.
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So, unfortunately, it's gonna be up to you
to dig yourself out.
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All I can do is...
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...perhaps help you find
a new set of eyebrows.
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You think I need new eyebrows?
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I think you need a lot more
than eyebrows.
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What are you doing, huh?
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You give her, like, real hard, real slow.
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And you have to move your hips...
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And then at the very end,
pull a Chuck Berry and go:
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You know?
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What's happening, Ivan, Darnizzie?
Jacquiessence.
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You guys just trying to
get a sesh in before the game?
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I find it very comforting and soothing
to spend a little time in the blue room...
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...before a big performance.
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By big performance, do you mean
sitting on the bench and getting fat?
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Ivan, I was laughing just then
to prove to you a point.
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I've matured.
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I've learned that it's all right
to admit when you're wrong.
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I'm sorry I ruined your DJ gig
on the Fourth of July.
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And burned down Club Celebrations.
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I didn't mean to do that.
From this point on...
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...you and I are exactly the same.
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Just two guys
trying to make it to the bigs.
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I sincerely hope
you'll accept my apology.
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Psych.
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Fuck your sorries, motherfucker.
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I am young and strong,
and you are old and weak.
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How is that alike to you?
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Ivan, I'm not old, Tm mature.
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No, you are fucking old, motherfucker.
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You can't play in majors.
You can't even play in Myrtle Beach.
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No, look at you. You don't get it.
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I was nice at first,
but now I don't give a fuck.
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I am going to majors and you're not.
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Don't stand in my fucking way again.
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AH right, let's grab some waves.
You know, let's go now.
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Fuck him.
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You dug yourself into this hole.
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Now dig yourself out.
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Here goes nothing.
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Hang tight, Toby. I'll be right back.
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Maria. Maria, please.
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You need to go.
She doesn't want to talk to you.
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Don't touch me. Maria, I know you don't
want to see me, okay? I understand.
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But I have something
that you need to hear.
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Maria, you are the only woman
that I have ever loved.
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And you are the only woman
that has ever loved me.
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You are the 0n\y thing that matters.
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I know I'm an asshole,
and I know I'm not good enough.
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But I will spend my entire life
trying to be the man that you deserve.
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- Please, Maria--
- Okay, that's enough. Time to go.
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Hey, mind your own fucking business.
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Look away. Look away!
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No! No!
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Oh, God! Don't look at me!
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I'm a monster!
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Toby?
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Toby! Toby-
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Toby!
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Toby!
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Toby!
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Toby!
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Now's not the time. I'm trying to get
in the proper headspace for the game.
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- But--
- Stevie, I cannot be a shoulder...
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...for you to cry on right now, all right?
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I lost him. I lost Toby. He's gone.
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Say what?
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I went to see Maria.
For two seconds, I turned my back...
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...and now I can't find him.
He's not anywhere.
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- What do you mean, he's gone?
- I'm sorry. I don't know what happened.
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- You lost my son?
- I lost Toby, I'm sorry.
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- You Mast my fucking son!
- I lost him.
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- Goddamn it!
- I'm so fucking sorry.
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- What the fuck are we gonna do?
- Fucking kill me. Kill me, I'm sorry.
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I'll buy you shrimp for the rest of your life.
You can eat off my butthole.
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I don't want to. What makes you think
I want to eat instead of having my son?
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Because I suck. That's why,
because I fucking suck.
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Okay, well, retrace your steps. What did
you do? Pretend you lost your keys.
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- Where is he?
- He was in my car...
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And then what?
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And then he was gone. I don't know.
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I'm so fucking stupid.
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Hello,
Kenny Powers. Hey, you missing something?
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Mackworthy.
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Oh. How you doing, man?
You sound stressed.
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Where's my son?
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Oh, you know, he's chilling.
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Hey, you know I did you a favor.
You left the windows up.
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Baby don't have no sweat glands.
Don't you know about babies? It's a baby.
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- What do you Want?
- I got something in store for you, man.
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Meet me at the Wings on Highway 17.
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- The one with the shark in the front?
- And if you tell anyone...
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...your bay-bay goes bye-bye.
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What is that supposed to mean?
You're gonna kill him?
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No, I just don't wanna be waiting
at Wings all night.
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That sounds like a veiled threat to me.
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Come on, man. I might even
train him to call me "daddy."
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If you teach him one fucking word,
I will destroy you!
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So fucking stupid. Maria was right.
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I'm just a fucking scumbag.
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Stevie, you weak motherfucker.
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You listen to me right now.
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You have made an ass-ton
of stupid choices in Myrtle Beach.
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This is the moment of truth.
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Now is not the time to lay on the ground
like a bald fucking baby.
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Now is the time to be a fucking man.
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Those guys messed with the wrong
motherfuckers and the wrong baby.
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Fuck yes, they did.
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I'm gonna wash the glue off of my head,
rip off my fucking eyebrows...
237
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:55,016
...and we're gonna go
get your fucking son.
238
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:58,349
I would love the opportunity to change
into street-fighting clothes.
239
00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:01,311
- Fuck, yeah! Argh!
- Fuck, yeah, we are! Argh!
240
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,635
What the fuck is so funny?
241
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,345
Who the hell is this?
242
00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:31,173
I'm your new nightmare.
243
00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:34,719
We're not here to make you guys laugh.
244
00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:36,884
I've come here for my son.
245
00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:39,520
Now hand him over,
you fucking baby stealers.
246
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:41,680
I hope you brought a lot of toilet paper...
247
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:45,351
...because these razor blades are
going up your black asses.
248
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:50,401
Hold on. I was thinking
we'd do something more like...
249
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,441
...a rematch of the pitching game.
250
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,735
Let's do a game instead of this.
251
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:56,824
There's no more time for games.
252
00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:59,205
The game dock has struck zero.
253
00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:02,744
You're now hereto seek your retribution,
Kenny Powers.
254
00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:07,666
In front of this nautical-themed gift shop,
complete with a great White shark edifice.
255
00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:10,550
Constructed by
none other than Bob Duato.
256
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:11,972
Bob Duato.
257
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,721
Fuck Bob Duato. And fuck you too.
258
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,222
Grim Creepaz!
259
00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:17,599
Argh!
260
00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:22,353
Stay the fuck back.
261
00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:25,687
Stay back. I will put you motherfuckers
in the hospital.
262
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:28,147
Back up. Back up.
263
00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:35,571
- Stevie!
- Kenny!
264
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,531
Stevie!
265
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:39,162
Don't hurt him.
266
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,744
Let's see how good you pitch
with a broke arm.
267
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,534
Don't do this, man. I got a kid.
268
00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:45,874
Your kid ain't got nothing to do with this.
269
00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:47,458
This is about justice.
270
00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:50,670
An arm for an eye, Kenny Powers.
271
00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:55,095
Will you shut that goddamn baby up?
272
00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:58,724
Damn it, Reg. I told you, break his arm.
Don't disobey me.
273
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:02,807
I am your master,
and you are my possession.
274
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:05,848
You will carry out my will
or you will feel my lash.
275
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:09,485
Don't raise up on me.
You break his arm. Do it.
276
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:11,945
No.
277
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:15,574
Back oh', creatures. You Maser-mans.
278
00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:17,234
Oh, hell, no.
279
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:19,119
I'm Old South.
280
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:21,906
I'm Old South. I'm Old South.
281
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:28,127
Unh! Ow!
282
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:33,376
- Hey, buddy. Yeah.
- I'm sorry for stealing your baby.
283
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,715
I did it because of my eye, man.
This ain't me.
284
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:39,052
I hear you, man.
I'm sorry I took your eye.
285
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:42,343
- I'm pretty sure I feel sad about it too.
- OW! Ow!
286
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,394
I didn't know you had regular feelings.
287
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,352
I do. I have tons of feelings and emotions.
288
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,937
Kenny, if we hurry,
We can still make it to the game.
289
00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:52,193
- You got a game?
- It doesn't matter.
290
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:55,196
We'll never make it in time
with ail this traffic.
291
00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:57,357
Besides, coach won't even play me.
292
00:17:57,535 --> 00:18:02,075
- I'll probably lose my position on the team.
- No, you got a second chance, Kenny.
293
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:07,368
If not for you, do it for all us old ballers
who wish we could have one more inning.
294
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:10,788
Maybe tonight doesn't have to just be
my second chance.
295
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:13,051
What do you mean?
296
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:18,807
Reginald Guinevere Mackworthy,
will you catch for me today?
297
00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:22,424
Creeps, Creeps, Creeps!
298
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:25,389
You fucking with me, Kenny Powers?
Or do you mean it?
299
00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,816
I only speak what I mean.
300
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,607
Grim Creepaz.
301
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:36,022
Me and Kenny Powers got a game
to get to. Let's creep.
302
00:18:57,053 --> 00:19:00,216
Fuck you! Go back to Russia,
you piece of shit!
303
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:14,935
Fuck me!
304
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:16,652
Son of a bitch.
305
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,734
From America with love. Fuck you!
306
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:22,902
Fuck you! Throw another battery!
It's your money!
307
00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:25,821
Get the fuck out the way.
308
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,788
Mermen, behold me.
309
00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:39,585
I come to you in your darkest hour of need
with my son and a secret Weapon.
310
00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:41,548
This man is Reg Mackworthy.
311
00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:43,805
And he's the Mermen's
brand-new catcher.
312
00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:46,933
- What the fuck?
- You can't bring any one-eyed asshole...
313
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,970
...onto the team
in the middle of the goddamn game.
314
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:53,186
Get him out of here. In fact,
get them all out of here. Right how.
315
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:56,272
Could you ask him again?
- He seems like he's starting to get--
316
00:19:56,446 --> 00:20:00,030
- Tell him I work hard, I'm a go-getter.
- Can he be our catcher for this game?
317
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,157
Get the fuck off my field.
318
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:04,568
You guys should probably go.
He's getting pissed.
319
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:06,703
- Go!
- Sorry he's being an asshole.
320
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,535
- Thanks for the ride.
- Jacques. This is your big chance.
321
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,575
Get in there and relieve Ivan.
322
00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:14,290
Fuck that. They're throwing batteries
and shit.
323
00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:18,253
Skip. These fucking redneck Ruckus fans
may intimidate Ivan's rookie ass...
324
00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:21,293
...but they don't scare me.
I get fucking power from this.
325
00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:23,587
I could use their rage
and fucking harness it!
326
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:26,382
Fucking put me in, you cock-sucker!
327
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,800
Okay!
328
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,663
Don't take it personally, all right?
329
00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:57,124
Franchise star players
are a lot like Highlanders.
330
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,289
- There can only be one;
- Highlandees?
331
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:02,585
Goddamn It. Just get
the fuck off my mound.
332
00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:09,682
Feel the Ruckus, commie!
333
00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:24,906
Power from my son.
334
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:27,613
And power from Ivan's failure.
335
00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:35,416
Eh.
336
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:37,418
Strike, bitch.
337
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,588
Come on, Kenny. Whom!
338
00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:42,757
Eat a dick, pal.
339
00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:44,713
This one's for you, Shane dog.
340
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:49,976
Yo!
341
00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:52,433
All right.
342
00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:54,185
Fuck you, Kenny!
343
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:58,728
- Oh, you fucked up now.
- Oh, shit.
344
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,694
Fuck him up. Fuck him up.
345
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:06,861
Who the fuck wants some?
346
00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:16,586
Come on, come on, come on.
347
00:22:34,937 --> 00:22:36,803
You're fucking out!
348
00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:52,243
Kenny!
349
00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:54,791
Yay, Kenny. Yay.
350
00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:58,621
Stevie.
351
00:23:01,506 --> 00:23:03,122
Take my baby.
352
00:23:05,968 --> 00:23:08,130
What happened to your hair?
353
00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:10,466
This is who I am without you.
354
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,756
A goddamn fucking weirdo.
355
00:23:16,521 --> 00:23:19,058
Fuck, yeah.
356
00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:21,397
There's no better feeling than winning.
357
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:25,105
Dealing your opponent the death blow,
then standing over his lifeless body...
358
00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:27,441
was the world around you
leaps to their feet.
359
00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:30,858
Falling all over each other to get a taste
of your hero's jism.
360
00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:33,948
The immature man revels
in such adulations.
361
00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:36,159
The mature man, however,
celebrates not.
362
00:23:36,332 --> 00:23:41,247
Because he knows that every victory is
just a precursor to another fucked-up test.
363
00:23:53,641 --> 00:23:55,552
It's death on a stick out there.
364
00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:58,768
So you're a surfer now?
365
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:00,269
Pretty much so.
366
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:01,896
Where's Toby?
367
00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:03,682
He's inside my abode.
368
00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:06,852
But if I were you,
I'd remove those braids.
369
00:24:07,155 --> 00:24:10,273
Toby hates all hippie bullshit.
370
00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:22,124
That's a toy that I made for him.
371
00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:25,788
It's a fake T. rex with a dildo
crammed up his asshole.
372
00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:27,797
It's one of Toby's favorites.
373
00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:29,708
When you turn it on...
374
00:24:32,430 --> 00:24:33,670
...it moves.
375
00:24:36,767 --> 00:24:39,054
Dildosaurus rex. Heh, heh.
376
00:24:39,937 --> 00:24:41,848
Kenny, I think I owe you an explanation.
377
00:24:42,023 --> 00:24:44,355
Yeah, I think that's probably in order.
378
00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:47,813
I needed to get away,
and I tried to tell you that.
379
00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:50,274
I didn't know what to do.
380
00:24:50,448 --> 00:24:52,280
I went to my sister's for a while.
381
00:24:52,909 --> 00:24:56,823
Raising a kid alone
has been really hard.
382
00:24:56,996 --> 00:25:00,739
Oh, trust me, I fucking know. All right?
383
00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:02,407
But I rose to the occasion.
384
00:25:02,585 --> 00:25:05,293
And I have become the best father
that has ever existed.
385
00:25:05,463 --> 00:25:08,581
Arrogant, selfish, ignorant and absurd.
386
00:25:09,091 --> 00:25:11,048
- That's you.
- Okay.
387
00:25:11,219 --> 00:25:14,382
I get it. You hate me.
388
00:25:14,639 --> 00:25:19,304
So why don't I just go ahead
and take the baby...
389
00:25:19,477 --> 00:25:21,468
...and we're gonna leave you alone.
390
00:25:21,646 --> 00:25:24,934
- To, like, "take him" take him?
- "Take him" take him.
391
00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:26,643
I'll take him off your hands.
392
00:25:26,817 --> 00:25:28,603
Of course, that's what I want" I-—
393
00:25:28,778 --> 00:25:31,987
I've been wanting that
the whole entire time. So good, I'm glad.
394
00:25:32,156 --> 00:25:34,443
I can finally rip down this stupid nursery.
395
00:25:34,617 --> 00:25:37,985
And turn it back into my dojo,
so I can get back to my fucking training.
396
00:25:41,582 --> 00:25:44,791
Stevie, code seven, gold dust.
397
00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:52,669
There he is.
398
00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:54,800
Hey, no, stay there.
399
00:25:55,846 --> 00:25:57,587
There's a few things you should know.
400
00:25:57,765 --> 00:25:59,676
He's changed a lot
since you've been gone.
401
00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:03,468
He doesn't take shits as much
when he eats carrots, like you said he did.
402
00:26:03,646 --> 00:26:05,011
I've been giving him Gerber...
403
00:26:05,189 --> 00:26:07,681
...and all of his BMs have been running
pretty smooth.
404
00:26:07,858 --> 00:26:10,270
You must've been feeding him
that bo-bo generic shit.
405
00:26:10,444 --> 00:26:11,980
Gerber brand.
406
00:26:12,154 --> 00:26:14,896
And also, he doesn't like cartoon shows.
407
00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:21,286
He prefers military, action, war films
and teenage-oriented horror flicks.
408
00:26:21,455 --> 00:26:23,913
Okay, good to know.
409
00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:26,415
The only reason why
I'm returning him to you...
410
00:26:26,586 --> 00:26:28,702
...is because I don't want
to get caught up...
411
00:26:28,879 --> 00:26:31,871
...in a custody battle when I'm trying
to focus on my comeback...
412
00:26:32,049 --> 00:26:34,711
- ...and becoming famous again.
- You don't have to explain.
413
00:26:34,885 --> 00:26:37,502
I know I don't have to explain
anything to you.
414
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:40,217
I just want you to know
that you're not forgiven.
415
00:26:40,391 --> 00:26:41,597
Okay.
416
00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:45,598
- It's okay.
- Come here, buddy.
417
00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:47,144
It's okay. Come here.
418
00:26:52,862 --> 00:26:54,193
Hi.
419
00:26:55,364 --> 00:26:57,230
Hi.
420
00:26:57,408 --> 00:26:59,900
Oh, my goodness, hi.
421
00:27:00,369 --> 00:27:02,360
Mommy missed you so much.
422
00:27:04,248 --> 00:27:06,034
Do you wanna...?
423
00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:08,245
You wanna tell Toby goodbye?
424
00:27:09,420 --> 00:27:12,378
What for? I mean, it's not like
I'm gonna miss him or anything.
425
00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:13,629
What's there to miss?
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