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Translations credits to XxxMiNa10xxX @ ShinhwaSarang.

Kim Won Hee

Kang Ho Dong

Won Hee...

The reason that you came on Xman is...

because...

you missed me right?

Do you remember when you came to my door with money in your hands asking me to come out?

So I could save you if you ate too much.

You know that in real life, no newpaper or ads actually say that your face is bigger than mine?

Think about it!

She doesn't even think about it, and she says "of course."

Got it?

You put plugs in your face don't you? (His face is filled with wind and he plugged it so it doesn't escape. Therefore, his face is big.)

Did you eat?

What did you eat?

Was it good?

Do you cut off your chins?

Next week is Christmas right?

Since I'm busy on December 25 recording LoveLetter...

you and I are getting married.

I'm tape-recording.

We could get married, but I'm tape-recording.

We'll get married next time.

She means to grab another day.

What did I say?

No, what did I say?

Let's get married.

Oh, okay. You all heard.

In front of the cameras, I'm gonna tell that a long time ago...

you bought me shoes and a bag.

The truth that was revealed after 10 years!

He gave Won Hee shoes and a bag as a present.

He didn't buy me it.

But you already said he did.

So Kang Ho Dong, is that what you did?

The meaning of the shoes and the bag was "I want to carry you in this forever."

And Kang Ho Dong went home just now.

The mask doesn't cover your face.

Okay, now you have all laughed about this...

We have laughed and we know that you guys aren't dating anymore...

but that doesn't change the fact that you dated.

You can vindicate yourself but when you see the show, you'll be shocked.

About 11 hearts already passed by.

Please choose your opponent.

Lee Seung Ki

Your dimple...

You were approved to have it weren't you?

Well, I guess he could turn the dimple off and on.

You got it done where I got my chin cut off.

Nuna, did you know that I was born when you were getting ready to go to college?

How old are you?

I didn't even experience 6.25.

Do you know that your head is big, too?

Your scandel with Ho Dong Hyung. You created it didn't you?

This time Lee Seung Ki will choose his opponent.

Kim Jong Gook.

He shows his weakest side to Lee Seung Ki.

Folding your pants, you did it to match Eun Hye as a couple didn't you?

You can't sleep without your mom, right?

That's not real muscle but it is make-up isn't it?

Not real muscle but make up that look like muscle.

So I heard that you got...

the comedian award instead of the new artist award.

I heard you're shooting a movie sequel of Old Boy called Health Boy.

It's okay.

This isn't a big deal.

So a sequel to Old Boy called Health Boy.

A story of a boy who gets trapped in a gym for 15 years and all he does is build muscle.

So you roll Jung Lin to school?

Hyung Lim! (Park Jong Gyu)

Kim Jung Hoon.

Is there anyone you would like to meet?

Hyung Lim.

I respect you.

UN...

You're a UN match right?

You drank didn't you?

How many times do I have to hear this from people?

Do they think I carry alcohol around or something?

In UN...

What do you do?

He sings!

I mean as a match.

Its gold.

You're still drunk aren't you?

Park Jong Gyu, Kim Jung Hoon wasn't easy to beat.

I felt really sorry.

-The first was too strong. -He doesn't drink well.

Eun Ji Won!

When they cut your hair, they measured it with a ruler don't they?

You would know that I have nothing to do wouldn't you?

This is more of a confession.

You are a Jamaican singer aren't you?

Do an impression!

Lee Mario!

Pick your opponent.

Lee Yoo Jin.

It's So Yoo Jin

The glare of his eyes just makes me shake.

Do you turn on your music with a remote or something?

Look at all these people coming to see Lee Mario.

I tried so hard to get a ticket. Come over here, you can see better.

You got double eyelid surgery trying to be oily didn't you?

[From just the words of 'of course' everyone is KNOCKED DOWN.]

It took my mother three seconds to give birth to me.

Because I am so slippery!

Did you know that?

You like me don't you?

Here.

No, no.

Don't move.

Do you still want to eat candy?

I want to eat it.

You apply spit to your hair every 3 second don't you?

Do you want to apply the spit for me?

Shin Jung Hwan!

Your real name is ShiMario isn't it?

Is it okay if I possess your soul?

[Oh my God!]

It's my first time feeling like this.

You went to a foreign country looking like that, and you got reported didn't you?

He doesn't even move.

You know this feeling don't you? (The feeling of somebody eating him because he's a chicken.)

I went to Mexico like this.

Don't mexicans talk in the mexican language?

God, what's wrong with me?

You know that if you fall into my soul...

you will become fried chicken?

I see some eye catching fellows.

Lee Mario with that charisma filled face.

First Gong Hyun Jin.

What person do you have in mind?.

Someone who has done some activities.

And someone who enjoys horse riding.

I see. Someone whose fashion matches horse riding.

Won Hee.

I'll tell you precisely.

Why is your little red ball right there?

I have brought a red ball to show the relationship between Won Hee and I through a magic trick.

This red ball is Won Hee's love towards me.

And this hand is my soul.

Her love falls into my soul and...

And where could it have gone to?

It's time to find it.

Your hair is...

half hearted.

Now it's going to be whole hearted.

Well, all 3 girls are charming.

Why are you asking me all these questions?

I only have one place to go.

In Young! Steal my heart!

You know there is a possibility that she won't pick you.

I have a saying just in case.

"Love is like a fishing hook. When you miss the fish, it looks bigger."

Show me a dance.

She doesn't want to hear the saying so just show her a dance.

Music please!

In Young, grab onto me.

Love isn't meant to be seen.

The one man's coat is worn by 2 woman right now.

My ring tone is Intoxication. (Kim Jong Gook's song)

I went to go change mine but my coordi wouldn't let me.

You should have done it anyway.

I did.

I shouldn't have said I only had one place to go

That one place can be in one of the two.

Will Kim Jong Gook have revenge on that painful Eric and Eunhye scandel of the last Xman or...

Now that you said revenge, this is kind of tempting.

You were hurt a lot.

You and Jong Gook are completely over, right?

You meeting Jong Gook...

It was to make me jealous wasn't it?

So did you get jealous?

[It was lonely...]

[He cried alone.]

Eun Hye.

In Young.

Okay.

Won Hee.

Next time.

Eun Hye move.

I think she has lost her mind.

Give me my coat.

I haven't called anyone yet.

Kim Won Hee.

You have to call me now? I finally got him!

Let's do it next time.

Sorry.

My parents are watching.

Please!

I'll decide.

I'll decide.

Decide what?

He'll stay here.

I'll sing.

There is one woman that loves you very much. (Kim Jong Gook's One Man)

Don't look! Don't look!

We'll send this song over to Eric.

Hold on a minute.

At least you got to keep the coat.

I waited for everything.

Now please come here.

You come here.

Kan Ho Dong first.

When I claim the land's strongest man title...

the prize is a cow. (So meaning So Yoo Jin.)

The prize is a cow. I think you're referring to a person.

To pick out a couple and to go...

I will do a dance.

I wish to become couples with someone.

I want to be coupled with...

So nuna.

I too, just once, would like to be with this person.

Honey bee stockings.

Kang Ho Dong first.

Why me first?

To be honest, I like you.

So Yoo Jin.

You can't act like that.

Come over here.

Ji Hyun, trust me and come here.

-Say it again with charisma. -Ji Hyun!

-Come here! -One more time!

Ji Hyun! Will you come?

That's okay.

Please call that person's name. Shin Jung Hwan is looking at you.

Ji Won.

You can edit my dance out.

My vision is kind of bad.

I thought I saw honey bee stockings but I was wrong.

It was soot stockings.

Jung Lin, let's go!

That's okay!

Eun Ji Won.

Let's rest and do this again.

Joon Gyu oppa.

There are some people that were hurt, some delighted couples I see..

and some people that had no choice but to be male couples.

Today's couple game is...

Rudolph of Love!

The first couples are...

Kim Jong Gook and Yoon Eun Hye vs Eun Ji Won and Jo Jung Lin.

First, Jo Jung Lin, any words of cheer for Eun Ji Won?

Eun Ji Won too. Any words that you can say so you will do well?

And Eun Hye, any words of cheer to Jong Gook?

His legs are heavy!

They are fighting a bit.

You can't grab him!

You guys have to switch now.

Ji Hyun!

Kang Ho Dong and Shin Jung Hwan vs Lee Mario and Kim Jong Min.

Although they are male couples...

we expect a word from you.

We can do it like it's slippery.

We can do it, too, like it's slippery.

Park Joon Gyu and Lee Ji Hyun vs Kim Won Hee and Gong Hyun Jin.

Won Hee, a word of cheer for Gong Hyun Jin?

Lee Ji Hyun, word for Park Joon Gyu?

Daddy, be strong!

I have no strength in my arms.

Let's carry her together.

This will be worth two points. We'll have one last match.

Kim Jong Gook and Lee Mario vs Shin Jung Hwan and Kang Ho Dong!

Instead of going forward hand by hand, how about we leap?

You guys have been waiting for this for a long time.

Where the Xman acts up the most...

Flying Frypans!

You guys have never been luckier.

Today, you will be given a 3 point chance! (instead of 2)

If you use these chances well, you will already have 7 points.

You all ready?

Well if you look this way, normally, Park Joon Gyu doesn't mess up this much .

I'll stick to what I said.

If Lee Seung Ki isn't the Xman...

I'll change all my eating habits and become vegetarian.

Lee Seung Ki...

will mess up 3 times. Just watch.

Okay everyone. Be cute with big eyes.

Kim Jong Gook, I said with BIG eyes.

We'll do a cute version.

Won Hee is suspicious.

Won Hee is...

I'm not it. I'll go vegetarian, too.

I think she interfered with Kim Jong Gook and Eun hye's relationship...

to make the morale down a bit so things wouldn't look weird when she messed up.

No, I said that I already liked those kind of faces.

This time we'll do a Lee Mario version.

Are you ready for me?

Like this.

Should we try to match the ting tings with Ho Dong's beat box?

Oh is it my turn?

Kim Jong Min, that was not a pleasant sight.

You said we had a 2 point chance and a 3 point chance right?

Yes and you have a grasshopper chance.

We will use the grasshopper chance.

You will have to replace me with someone.

Mario.

New MC, Lee Mario!

Hello.

I am Lee Mario.

I have seemed to taken and eaten 3 servings of butter and margarine.

-I wish you could do it in a cool manner. -In a cool manner?

Can it get any cooler than this?

There has to be tension.

Without tension, it's hard for you guys to accept me.

[A oil fest with Lee Mario.]

Should we do a ski version?

Two point chance.

On the two point chance!

With the two points, Gong team is in the lead with 5-3.

To be sure of the Xman, I wull use my three point chance.

We have never seen this technique before!

Three point chance.

We'll do a harmony version.

The ladies hit the notes higher, please.

Director - MC Yoo Sopranos - KangTeam Tenors - Gong Team

How may times did you say Won Hee?

She said it 8 times.

Yeah, she said it so much it became Wuh Ri.

It was a mistake.

Was it really?

-Will you use the two point chance? -Two point chance.

What the Xman has to do is lose for their team, we will find out soon who that is.

I meant to say...

Wonhee Wonhee Wonhee...

Ho Dong set.

Instead it came out Wonhee Hodong SoDong.

I understand you now.

But couldn't you think about it later?

Well Ho Dong was already in my head.

10 to 8...

Kang Team wins!