Original subtitles

Translations credits to XxxMiNa10xxX @ ShinhwaSarang.

Merry Christmas 25th Xman contestants.

We have presents for you.

Pink scarfs look great on him.

Park Jong Gyu!

You came on before, what did you think?

When people see me outside, they are like...

"Oh! Of course!"

It is the Christmas special. Can we request a word from you?

I will do well.

I'll explain her name.

So you are Eugene.

So Yoo Jin!

You are so...

Eugene!

Is there a game where you think you'll do the best?

Oh, frying frypan.

We will do that later.

Shin Jung Hwan!

In the "of course" game, you have been hurt many times. From the shoulder jokes to the chicken jokes.

Is there someone you would like to warn or be careful during the game?

Lee Mario.

I have something prepared for him.

Be careful.

When the oil boils, the chicken fries. The grasshopper should be careful, too.

Hold on a minute! Why is his behavior so slow?

This movie has been talked about for the past 3 years, and now, these gossips are finally finished.

The hero of the movie, Eun Ji Won!

Well, 3 years is a bit over exaggerated.

It was more like 9 months.

Well, we can finally see that movie in December.

Can you describe the concept of the movie in a rap?

No.

Cute like a doll and with a fitting laughter...

Kim Won Hee!

Do you see this program often?

Yes, I see this often.

Is there a game you think you'll do best?

Truthfully, I wanted to come to Xman after I saw Kim Jong Gook and Eric playing the "of course" game over Eun Hye.

I wanted to tell Eun Hye something.

What would that be?

When she gets a little older, a man with a style like Kim Jong Gook isn't that bad.

Truthfully, I prefer those kinds of faces.

It's not as hot as bigger faces...

but it's charming!

About 10 years ago...

you liked very round faces.

Like Kang Ho Dong.

People still talk about it today.

Truthfully, you once dated a girl who looked like me didn't you?

What?

You did, right?

No I didn't.

You probably met someone that looked like me!

Why are you asking me that?

No, she called me all the time too...

and I was like, "Don't call me!"

I feel so mistreated!

No, seriously, some girl came up to me and said that she saw me with Kang Ho Dong.

My face got all red when I heard that thinking, why did it have to be Kang Ho Dong?

So I called him, and I was like "Hi Ho Dong. It's Wonhee. Have you heard some weird rumors lately?"

He yelled at me. " Don't call me! Rumors start!"

Wonhee, say some last words for the day.

I actually came to have fun.

Not to earn money, but just to see things around here.

But are Kim Jong Gook and Yoon Eun Hye really together?

Are they dating?

Work on your own problems.

I worry that in 10 years, I might look like that.

I guess they are not dating.

Someone we wanted to meet for a while...

Lee Mario!

Oh, is it my turn?

Hello.

Oily like margarine and butter...

I'm Lee Mario.

Making sentences out of words seem to be popular these days.

Can you do it?

I can do as many as you want.

I'll do it with my name.

In your hearts...

there is...

Lee Mario...

Oh, baby!

In people like me, we always have some "kki."

Kki?

Feeling...

Feeling oily...

and stealing womens' hearts.

This person is doing movies now, too.

Kim Jung Hoon!

Is there anyone in the constestants that you've want to meet?

Hyung Lim.

Park Joon Gyu.

You did a great job in your movie.

Kim Jong Min!

There are so many people saying that Xman has been so much funnier since you came back.

What is your reaction to that?

They say it is okay.

Who?

The boss.

Horse riding!

You know, during my drama, we had to ride horses a lot.

Since it had to be straight on the screen, we just stand and make movements so it looks like we were riding horses.

You have to ride a horse. (Calling Kang Ho Dong a pig.)

We haven't played this game in a while.

Pushing hands!

You can't do that.

His body isn't like how it use to be.

Lee Mario.

You may choose who you want to go against.

So Yoo Jin.

You could be feeling a bit uncomfortable, so is there anything you want to say?

I knew you were going to be oily, and I feel it.

You finally came into Oppa's slippery world.

We'll check the glare of your eyes for a minute.

Ready.

Start.

Yoo Jin's was more feely.

Wow, you are strong.

But I am okay.

Let Yoo Jin choose your opponent.

Kim Jong Gook.

What's your first impression of Kim Jong Gook?

He is very cool.

What is your first impression of So Yoo Jin?

She is pretty.

When you look at So Yoo Jin...

what is better in her than Eun Hye?

I think she is skinner than Eun Hye.

He is one of those people who would end the game in 5 seconds but to Yoo Jin...

You can stop avoiding her hand and start hitting it now!

Okay! I got it!

It is no big deal.

Eun Hye look.

He could win right now but he won't let out his hand. You can see from a closer place. Eun Hye Look!

[5 minutes later]

Push her some!

He is hitting her pretty lightly.

She is saying to use strength.

[10 minutes later]

-Is it still not over? -No, it is not over.

End it.

Yoo Jin is doing better!

He fell over so strangely.

Yoo Jin's face expression changed.

Instead of giving compliments, let's say how you're better than the other person.

What charm do you have that Eun Hye doesn't?

I was told that I'm skinner.

Beat her with one hit.

From now on, I'm going to think of Eun Hye as a man.

Do not misunderstand me.

This is for the team.

Let's do it like men.

That hurts!

Come back here.

It wasn't funny.

Kang Ho Dong, you shouldn't manipulate your opponent to be funny.

When I push you, fly over to that corner over there.

Be quiet!

I'm gonna do it my way!

I got him.

When I say 3, blow the whistle.

Blow the whistle? (In French)

Blow the whistle. (In French)

Kim Won Hee!

Ah, the 2 heroes of our 10 year scandel.

She's also known for her impression of Lee Joon Jae.

Can you do it for us?

You bastard!

What are you? Gollum?

She sounds exact like him if she does it comfortably, but we're pushing it on her. She was trying her best.

But how does it come out like Gollum if she's doing her best?

So Won Hee, who was the Kang Ho Dong look a like back then?

-Ho Dong is... -I wanted to see you today.

Why am I getting red?

How does it feel seeing her after a long time?

It feels good.

I am happy.

Do you love her?

Ah, I should do it like this.

He'll have to be attracted.

Look at Won Hee's facial expression.

Wow, it's not a normal relationship.

They must have really been in love back then.

In my thought, I think they were in love, but had to break up over some work.

Park Jong Gyu!

In a dramatic role, say an introduction to Won Hee.

Ew! It's warm!

We finally meet.

I'm delighted...

Ah, I don't like this.

You already did it.

I didn't know she would hit this hard.

Her hand moves fast.

Kim Jong Min.

What do you think of Park Jong Gyu?

He is a very good, charisma filled, performance learner.

Kim Jong Min is very good at this game.

Her aiding message!

Will you say anything back?

Just think of me as an Oppa.

So don't come any closer.

Just think of him as an Oppa.

Kim Jong Min was hoping you would get scared by the noise and fall over.

[Who would get scared with this noise?]

Kim Jung Hoon.

Is there anything you would like to say to Park Jong Gyu?

I had something I had to tell him.

Had to tell him? What was it?

I respect you.

Just hit me. I'll fall over.

I'll pretend that I hit you.

And I'll spin 2 times.

You have to do this like it was real. Act it out.

Yes, you'll have to do it without any suspicion. Just fall freely.

Let's do it again.

That was so suspicious.

Gong Team's last contestant...

Suh In Young!

[Kim Jong Min and Kim Jong Gook are already getting ready for the game]

Suh In Young has a present for Park Jong Gyu.

I liked it a lot.

I was gonna lose for her until Lee Mario came.

Go lightly.

What lightly?

He sees everything then he says he won't go lightly.

Show him something out of the 365 things you can do.

Move it.

I like this kind of stuff.

Most women go 'oooh,' but she goes 'ooob.'

Keep laughing.

How am I suppose to do this?

Park Jong Gyu wins!

Kang Team goes first.

I don't know if it is possible fo me to play.

Because I'm so slippery.

I might grab his leg then slip off.

Are you okay?

I am Lee Mario.

Now we'll look forward to the cheer Kim Won Hee has made with Yoon Eun Hye and Suh In Young.

Kim Won Hee made this up right now in her head!

It doesn't dissapoint us.

Stop thinking of cheers right now Won Hee!

If Lee Seung Ki is not the Xman today...

Then Shin Jung Hwan, Eun Ji Won, and I will give back our pay for appearing on the show.

Why do you think that Lee Seung Ki is the Xman?

-I am not the Xman. -Turn in your own money.

You get payed more than us. What am I suppose to do if I don't get any money?

No, I am positive.

Why is Lee Seung Ki the Xman?

If you ride first and don't fall, then you have no suspicion.

He was saying he wanted to go first.

I noticed that.

But when I got on...

he was trying to fall again!

Yeah, so I grabbed his legs!

-So he was doing his xman act and... -I thought he might fall so I held onto him.

Wait a minute.

The cameras taped...

Lee Seung Ki hitting the floor first.

Because of the video...

Gong Team wins!

Isn't this a little early?

You can act during the frypan game.

Who fell?

It wasn't me.

Here is another cheer from teacher, Won Hee.

Kim Won Hee!

Will you stop thinking of cheers, please!

Leave us alone.

Oh, this is fun.

It seems that all of our cheers are similar.

The game where all you need is lips to win...

Of Course!

Lee Ji Hyun is good at this game...

but she's not a queen. She is more of a princess.

A queen would be Kim Won Hee.

[Queen's message]

Lee Ji Hyun!

Kim Jong Min.

You have won 2 times already. I wish you will do well.

Everyone knows that you are weird don't they?

You're right. Everyone seems to know that.

Do you want me to buy you a piece of candy?

You schedule your winter breaks don't you? (Refers to her as a student because she's short.)

Does this mean she still goes to school?

Are you interested in In Young? (Fellow Jewelry member on the opposite team.)

Are your legs the same as Shin Jung Hwan's?

Ah, he means bird feet.

It is chicken feet.

Chickens are birds, too.

Shin Jung Hwan is standing still and people are still making fun of him.

Do you want to go away?

Do you want to go, too?

Yeah, go home.

Your mom is looking for you.

Your parents are worried.

Hurry up. Go!

Jo Jung Lin!

You have no thoughts right now, right?

I'm your sunbae.

You know that, right?

When you were born, you didn't go 'wahh wahh', but you went, oh! oh! oh!, right?

You go to the same middle school as Lee Ji Hyun don't you?

It's okay! It's okay!

Do you know that it looks like there's something wrong with you?

Go home!

Your mommy is looking for you too.

Go! Go home!

You're not going?

You want to go home, but you can't because you can't remember where it is right?

You roll to school don't you?

Oh! It's so funny.

Yeah, I roll to school!

Kim Won Hee.

Kang Ho Dong.

The reason you came out on Xman today...

is because...

you wanted to see me, right?