All language subtitles for CHiPs s02e12 High Explosive.eng

I know it happens
to cowboys

but you're the first
motor-cop I ever knew

who got homesick
for his horse.

Yeah. Well, just don't let
the word get out, alright?

When does this rodeo
take place?

It's not a rodeo.

It's just a bunch of guys
who know how to rope and ride.

No prize money involved, just
have a good time together.

Exactly what
I told Grossman.

Oh, thanks, partner.

What else
did you tell Grossman?

I told him you're pretty good
with a rope

like a champ,
you know?

In the first place, I'm not
a champion, I'm far from it.

And in the second place

I asked you not to say
anything, didn't I?

See, there?
It's your fault.

You know I can't
keep a secret.

So I said to him,
"My sister and I

"have only been in town
a couple of days.

How do we know where the best
Chinese restaurants are?"

Aah!

Somebody help us!

God.

Ohh!

Here we go.

Thank you, sir.

Slowly! Slowly.
Come on. Easy, now.

Something hit
the windshield

like a bullet,
not a rock.

Then I don't know
what happened!

Hey, hey.
It's over now.

It could have been
a lot worse.

Worse for me,
but not for my sister!

How's she doing?

Standard recipe
for concussion.

Right front seat,
no safety belt.

Hey, move it,
will you?

Relax, Mallory.

You're bucking
for ulcers, man.

You heard him,
mister. Move it.

I killed her!
I killed my sister.

No, no, no.
Your sister's alive.

What I want you to do now
is get a hold of yourself

and get in
the ambulance there

and go to
the hospital with her.

I don't believe this.
It's like a nightmare.

But it's not the end
of the world.

Remember that,
alright?

Come on.

Did you see
that nut?

Hope he gets
that ambulance

to the hospital
in one piece.

Yeah. Take a look at this.

I found it stuck in the
windshield from a pellet gun.

Yeah. That lady wasn't too far
from wrong at that.

Let's have a look, huh?

Never were much of
a mountain climber, were you?

Hey, climbing mountains
and roping cows

I'll leave that stuff
to you, man.

'Come on.'

Looks like our bad man
left in a hurry.

From up here, he
could have seen us coming.

Yeah.

You know, the first weapon
I ever owned

was a pellet gun.

My dad gave it to me.

It took me about 30 minutes
to get in trouble with it.

What did you do with it?

Well, let's just say

that's between
me and my dad, huh?

Let's take a look
at that sign down there.

Alright.

Kid, probably..

...aiming at the sign
and hit the car.

Picked himself quite
a shooting gallery, huh?

Well, yeah, uh..

...well, I was trying
to find out

about someone
who was hurt..

...uh, in an accident.

May I have
the party's name, please?

Uh, I don't know
the name.

It just happened,
you see and..

...I-I was kind
of worried.

May I have your name, please?

Holmes, I want
to talk to you.

What is it this time, doc?

You know, I wish
I could believe

that you really
didn't know.

There's nothing wrong
with the way I drive.

Well, why do I get complaints
all the time?

Yesterday,
a patient claimed

that you jolted him
unnecessarily.

You just came roaring in here
like a madman. I saw you.

Well, I'm sorry.
It won't happen again.

'Please.'

Because if I get
one more complaint

about the way you drive

you don't
work here anymore.

Is that understood?

Yes, sir.

Better be.

You see who that was?

Kamikazepilot.

The ambulance driver.

Put your right hand
on your head.

Hey, I'm cool, man.

Put your right hand
on your head!

You don't have to get sore.

I was just trying
to prove a point.

What point? That you can drive
like a maniac?

That I can drive good and fast,
the job I was hired to do.

Seen you in action
twice, mister.

You're not good.
You're lucky.

You've got your opinion.
I've got mine.

Who's your boss?

At the hospital?
Doc Faraday. Why?

I'm curious to see
what his opinion is.

LA 15, 7 Mary 4.

Send transportation
for a 10-15

6100 Block Collis Avenue.

Wait a minute. I've never seen
Jon rope a steer.

How do I know
how fast he is?

Not to worry.
This is a lottery.

Have you ever really been
to a rodeo, Grossie?

Fritz, last year's winning time

at the National Rodeo Finals

was 5.5 seconds in
the team roping event, okay?

Now, for lottery purposes..

...and assuming that
Jon is a little rusty..

...I've gone with
an 8-second spread.

Closest time wins the pot.

Translated, that means
he's never been to a rodeo.

- 'Right.'
- The observation is immaterial.

Okay, folks, step right up.
Pick a number.

Police-persons first.

I'll take one.

What is it this time, Grossman?

The World Series?
The Super Bowl?

We're getting up a pool
on how long it takes

Jon Baker to rope a steer.

You're doing what?

Jon's gonna be in a rodeo.
How about that?

An informal rodeo,
not one of your top ten.

He's going to rope a steer
from his motorcycle.

From a horse, sarge.
The one he sent for.

Old Gray is being trucked in
today from Wyoming.

You know, as a rule, Grossman,
I'm a tolerant man

but if there's one thing
I will not allow

it's gambling
in the station house.

You ought to know that.

I'm in it for a buck.

- Yeah.

If there's any change at all
in her condition

we'll be sure and
let you know right away.

Thank you.
We'd appreciate it.

What happened
to my ambulance driver?

Where'd
you take him?

He was booked
at Parker Center.

What happens to him from now on
is up to the judge.

How's your sister doing?

Not good.

She's still unconscious.

Look, uh, Ponch tell you
we think it's a kid?

I don't care
if it's a kid.

When you find him, I hope you
lock him up permanently!

Okay? Thank you.

Hi, Gus.

Well, hiya, Barry.

Uh, no school today?

I came here
to say goodbye.

What do you mean, goodbye?

Is something wrong, Barry?

Well, no.

I'm going back to Utah.

I just wanted you to know.

I see.

You and your mom,
or just you?

Just me. I'm going to get
a job on a ranch.

When my dad was a kid,
that's what he did.

In other words,
you're running away.

Maybe.

I'm not sure yet.

In the meantime, that target
scope we talked about..

...came in this morning.

I don't want
to think about guns.

Guns kill people.

See you, Gus.

Hey, wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Wait.

Now..

in the first place,
people kill people

with or without guns.

I know a lot of old men
who had guns all their lives

and never shot at anything but
a paper target at a rifle range.

In the second place,
where's your pellet gun?

- Well.

In the first place
it's the first time

I ever saw you without it

and in the second place,
if you're going to run away

you'll need money.

And if you're
through with guns

maybe I'll
buy it from you.

Why don't you bring it in,
let me take a look, okay?

Okay.

Gus?

Oh, you know, if the police
find a pellet gun

can they tell who owns it?

Most of the time, no.

Why don't you
bring it by anyhow?

'Let me take a look.'

7 Mary 3 and 4,
this is 7 Charles.

Switch to channel 2.

This is Mary 3.
Go ahead, 7 Charles.

Hi, Barry.
Be with you in a minute.

The boy's in there
with his gun.

That's his moped
out front.

Eight, nine, ten.

Thank you.

Okay, Barry.

Well, seems to be
in pretty good condition.

If you want, I'll give you
what you paid for it.

You will?

Except your mother
gave me the money.

You bring her in,
and I'll give it back to her.

- But you said--
- Barry.

I'm trying
to be your friend.

You're no friend
of mine.

Barry!

Hold it, son. I want
to talk to you.

It was an accident!
Let me go!

Settle down, would you?

They weren't real bullets.

I didn't
mean to hurt anybody!

Okay, knock it off,
will you?

I killed that lady,
didn't I?

I killed her!

No, you didn't.

She's hurt, but we just
don't know how bad yet.

I'm sorry. Will you tell her
that for me?

What's your name, son?

Barry Lasher.

Look, you live
around here?

Yes, sir.

And is your mom and dad
home now?

My mom is at work.
I don't have a dad.

It's hard to say
what will happen now, son.

A lot depends on the injured
woman, how she gets along

whether or not
she wants to press charges

your attitude.

A lot of things.

There's no room here.

It's crowded.

If the wind doesn't blow

you can't see
the mountains.

Hey, look, I hear
what you're saying.

You know, I felt the same way
when I first came here.

Where do you come from?

'Uh, Wyoming.'

You know,
the biggest crowd

I'd ever seen
before I came here

was Cheyenne frontier days.

Did you live on a ranch?

Yeah.

Pretty big spread
as a matter of fact.

Our ranch
had a creek on it.

I caught a golden trout
there once.

Sounds like
my kind of place.

Barry!

Oh.

Oh, darling.

Oh, mom, I'm sorry.

I know. I know.

You didn't mean
to do it.

How is
that poor woman?

Will she be alright?

We don't know yet, ma'am.

Oh, no.

Hey, look, sarge, while
you're talking to Mrs. Lasher

why don't I take
Barry down the hall

see if we can find
something to drink?

Alright. Is that
alright with you, Mrs. Lasher?

Oh, of course.
Of course.

Barry.

Excuse me.

Mrs. Lasher,
could you sit down?

Look, I can tell

your mother really
thinks a lot of you.

Well, when my dad died,
she had to go to work.

Oh, really?
How long ago was that?

Not very long.

Hey, look, why don't you
have a chair there, huh?

Want something to drink? A coke,
root beer, orange, lime, grape?

Orange.

Are they going
to put me in jail?

I don't know.
You think you deserve that?

It was an accident.
I wish you'd believe that.

I do, Barry.

It's just that
it was pretty careless..

...and it was pretty stupid.

I know.

I just wasn't thinking.

It won't happen again.

Yeah.

Do you like guns?

Well, I can think
of a lot of things

I like better.

Horses, for instance.

I had a horse once.

His name was Duke.

My dad gave him to me.

Yeah? You a pretty fair
rider, are you?

Yeah.

Where can you ride
around here?

'Alright, let's go!'

'Get him!'

Jon, get him! Come on!

'Get him!'

'Woo!'

Man, that guy is really great
on a horse, isn't he?

Why not?
That's my partner.

Okay, it's your turn.
Let's see what you can do.

Yes, sir.

Hey, that kid's not bad.

You better keep
an eye on him. You're next.

You ride, do you?

Motorcycles, yeah.

Horses, well..

Are you just
going to sit there?

You really expect me to go
in there and crawl, don't you?

To keep a crummy job that I
would have never taken

in the first place
if it hadn't been for you.

Listen to me, Brad.
We're broke.

We just spent our last dime
bailing you out of jail

and besides, you don't know
if you've been fired or not.

The cop asked
for my boss' name

so if I haven't been fired,
I will be.

Okay, what do you
suggest we do?

Try and live
on what I make?

What I ought to do
is go see Eddie Carver.

At least with him
I'd make some bucks

instead of
the chicken feed

that I've
been making here.

Go see Eddie Carver?

And end up just where you were
this morning, in jail.

Forget I mentioned it.

I mean it, Brad.
It's either Eddie Carver or me.

You can't have us both.

That's no contest.

You know, you're the most
important thing

in the whole world to me.

Well, then you know
what you have to do.

Alright, Beth.

I'll play it straight.
I promise you that.

Doc Faraday.

Can I get a second?

I've got to make rounds
in 5 minutes.

Well, this isn't going
to take 5 minutes.

You're going to make
this as difficult

as you possibly can for me,
right, Brad?

What I'm ready to do,
doc, is crawl

if that's what it takes
to keep my job.

It's too late.
You're through here. I'm sorry.

Oh, please let me
say something.

Let me say
one thing.

What I was arrested for

had nothing to do with you
or the hospital.

It was
a driving offense, Brad.

Your driving
is very much my concern.

I'm responsible
for everybody

that you transport
to this hospital.

You chose
to ignore that fact.

I'm begging you.

Give me
another chance

and I promise
you won't be sorry.

Don't you understand?
There's nothing--

What do you
want me to do?

You want me to get
down on my knees?

Come on, Brad.
Really. Come on.

This isn't the only job
in the world.

I've got news for you.

My wife thinks it is.

Well, I'm sorry
it didn't work out.

I've got to go.

There's got to be something
that I can say

or something that I can do
to change your mind.

I wish there was.

Brad, you leave me
no alternative

but to say it.

You're fired.

What happened?

- Tell me.

What?

I had old Doc Faraday

eating right out of the palm
of my hand.

Oh, that's wonderful.
That's great.

I only had to make
one concession.

What?

From now on,
about half the time

I've got to work nights.

That's okay. That's okay.

You've got a respectable job.

The rest we can deal with.

I'm so happy.

Look familiar?

Yeah, you know, just once I'd
like to get the paperwork done

before they're back
on the streets.

My sister
has regained consciousness.

The doctor is hopeful
but still worried.

Hey, that's good.

At least it's a step
in the right direction.

If you ever find out
who did this

we intend to press charges
to the fullest.

Oh, well, uh..

...we did find him.

He's a boy,
about this high

and he told us,
and we do believe him

that he was shooting at
a sign along the highway.

In other words,
it was just an accident.

He's 14 years old, Ms. Barnes,
and he's fatherless.

I don't care.

I've got a sister back there

who's conscious,
and that's about all.

She doesn't know who she is
or where she is.

Hey, look. We understand.

Would you consider
a meeting with the boy?

I mean, it might
do you both a lot of good.

No! I would not!

I don't want to meet him.

Not now, not ever!

Hey, just give me five minutes.

Ah, isn't it beautiful?

It even smells beautiful.

It smells like animals.

Oh, don't pay any
attention to him.

Why don't you give
the guys a hand

with Old Gray, huh?

Oh, yes, sir.

That kid thinks
you're Matt Dillon

and The Lone Ranger
rolled into one.

Yeah, well, like I told them
at juvenile

he's a pretty
bright boy.

Would you believe
this is the first time

I've ever been on a ranch?

Would you believe that

I suspected as much?

Yeah? Hey, I wonder
what happened to Ponch.

He was really
looking forward to this.

I learned a long time ago,
on Ponch's day off

make plans at your own risk.

Come on.

What's going on?

Well, Shorty is a header
and Jon is a heeler.

Ah! They lasso both ends.

You know, when I holler,
you start the watch.

- Gotcha.

Well, how about it, Jon?
Remember which end is yours?

Never mind. You just do
the easy part. I'll do the rest.

'Let it out.'

Now!

'Come on, Jony!'

'Come on, Shorty! Get him.'

'Come on, Jon! Get him.'

He's getting away,
Jon! Hurry!

Dumb old steer.

He missed him.

So? It could happen
to anybody.

It's okay, Jony!

'Yeah, Shorty! Okay, get him!'

'Jon, go get him!'

'Come on. Get him, Jony!'

'Get him! Come on!'

'Come on, Jony! You got him!'

'Alright, Jon!'

'Way to go!'

'Oh, great!'

Feels good to get out of that
stuffy hospital, doesn't it?

It's marvelous.

I can't believe how nice
you people have been to me.

Hey, you needed
to get away.

Now relax
and enjoy yourself.

'Alright!'

'Hey, that was terrific.'

Oh, wait. His time.
Tell him his time.

Oh. Eight and a half seconds.

Not too shabby, cowboy.

Your time?
Man, what about my time?

Well, you got to bring
your own rooting section.

Hey, Ponch,
I see you made it.

Ponch, you're a dirty
double-crossing fink.

That's the kid that caused
the accident, isn't it?

Whatever gave you
that idea? Come on.

I knew you'd show up
sooner or later.

You did promise.

Yeah.
You better believe it.

Barry, Ms. Barnes.

Jon and I figure he's going to
grow up and be a real fine man.

Pleased to meet you,
Ms. Barnes.

Barry.

- Sure, I do.

I think Barry ought to get to
know her better, don't you?

Barry is from Utah, he's only
been out here a short time

but he said it takes some
getting used to, right, cowboy?

Were you raised on
a ranch, Ms. Barnes?

No. I'm from
New York City.

Oh.

Look, I haven't told you

but I put this character
on the payroll.

You have?

Yup. Why not?

I mean,
I'm a pretty busy man

and, you know,
if you got a good horse

'it's got to be exercised.'

Did you hear that?
I've got a job!

So I heard.

Okay, then it's a deal?

Well, sure, but don't you think
that I could do it

you know, just as a friend?

No. Because it involves
your mother

and it costs money to come out
here every day, Barry.

Well, then I'll give
her the money, okay?

Okay, now that's a deal.

Look, did I ever tell you how
Ponch and I met Ms. Barnes?

Please, please.
Can't a girl have any secrets?

I just assumed Barry
never learn how we met.

I'll listen.
I don't mind.

Let me give you
some advice there, Barry.

Oh, I know. My dad
already told me.

'Never argue with a woman.'

Come on.

I told you when you and Beth
got married

the straight life
will drive you nuts, remember?

Leave Beth out of it.

How long you been in this dump?

Oh, six months now.

You know, I actually
work on a car

every once in a while.

Just to keep the heat
from getting nosy.

The rest of the time,
it's fence city.

What's so special about me?
I'm just another driver.

No. You're an
ex-ambulance driver.

And I've got a delivery

that calls for
special handling.

You interested?

I'm interested or I wouldn't
be here, Eddie.

The merchandise is here now,
ready for loading.

Comes in plain
brown wrappers

with red stenciling.

Explosives.

Uh-huh.

Dynamite, detonation caps.

Destination, Mexico.

No problem.

Hmm.

And that's what you think.

This stuff is older
than you are.

Well, I don't know, Eddie.

Vintage dynamite
is very touchy stuff.

A thousand bucks..

...for one day's work.

Stan.

What is it?

Has Brad been hurt?

No. Nothing like that.

I got your message.
You scared me half to death.

I was sure there'd
been an accident.

Where is Brad?
Do you know?

He's here.
Or he should be.

I drove him to work myself
this morning.

He was fired here days ago.
Didn't he tell you that?

No. He didn't.

That's impossible.

It's true, Beth,
and so is this

I'm convinced that Brad swiped
the ambulance this morning.

Oh, my God.

Whoever did it had a key.
It happened that fast.

Brad still has a key.
That's all I know.

The last time
that Eddie Carver

talked him into
stealing a truck

he got away with it.

And now
it's an ambulance.

I had to make out a report.

That means the police
are looking for him

all over the city.

What do I do, Stan?

Beth, latching onto you

was the only smart thing
Brad ever did in his life.

Outside of that, he's a loser.

If you want my advice, dump him.
Get rid of the guy.

He's a born liability.

Just because he made
a few mistakes

don't you call
my husband a loser.

He's a good, decent man.

And I have no intentions
of leaving him.

Hey, wasn't that Holmes,
the guy we busted?

We had an APB on an ambulance.
What do you think?

Let's check it out.

LA 15, 7 Mary 3 and 4
in pursuit of 10-851M.

Eastbound Yeoman at Glenoaks.

Get out of my way!

Those kids.

That's very old and unstable
dynamite they're playing with.

Okay, kids, freeze, alright?

Okay, we're going
to play statue.

Now I don't want
anybody to move

and I don't want anybody
to drop anything.

I'll take
the firecrackers, okay?

It's just part
of the game, alright?

Okay, now when your hands
are empty

I want you to run, alright?

I want you to run as far
away from here as you can.

When your hands are empty.

Give those to me, honey.

Come on. Gently, now, okay?

That's a good girl.

Come on, son.
Give them to me.

'Be a good boy, now.
Come on.'

Give them to me.

Wait a minute.

If I were you,
I'd put that down real easy.

Thanks a lot for your help.

Now will you
do me a favor?

Tell that to the judge.

Yay! Come on!

Woo! Hot stuff.

Alright!
Come on! Yeah!

- Tie 'em up!
- Come on!

Settle down, horse.

Well, you think you'll get
two hocks on this one, Jon?

Just don't
wave it off, huh?

Okay! Come on! Get him!

Alright! Come on!
Let's do it!

'Get him!'

'Alright!
Come on! Get him!'

Come on, Jon!

Let's go!
Get him!

'Come on, cowboy!'

He got him!

Not bad.
Not bad at all.

Six seconds flat.

Ha ha! Pay me.

You're kidding.
Did you have six seconds?

Yeah. You want
to argue about it?

'Alright, Jon!'

'Six seconds flat.'

- Come on, Barry.
- Come on.

- Oh, sure.

There you go.

You ready?
Grab a hold. Let's go.

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