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KIM: Do you wanna get a drink?

-ANDREW: I love you both so much. -KIM: I hear you.

DENISE: I missed you.

ANDREW: We do things that may seem hurtful.

MAN: Andrew Marsden, you're under arrest.

CHRISTINA: How can you do that to us?

-KIM: My life is ruined! -CHRISTINA: I hate you!

MAN: What's fucking wrong with you?

ANDREW: I did it all for you.

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

KIM: Andrew? Hello?

Yes. Sorry, yes.

Okay, so I, I need to go to the printers

and print the stuff out before the meeting,

and I need you to watch Christina.

Yes, yes. Christina, go and help your mother.

-With what? -Whatever she needs, inside.

Okay.

Look, I got them.

I saved them.

-I didn't send those, I swear. -Look.

Now. Go now, inside.

Vlad.

Vlad, Vlad, Vlad, Vlad, um...

You said something earlier about a new boy working with you today.

Is that really necessary?

Um, I don't think you need to hire in extra staff,

it's not cost effective.

It's absolutely very much true, but...

I'm doing a favour to Kristaps who are now like friends.

DENISE: Kris, come on.

Let's go. You don't want to be late for your first day.

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

Kris, come on now.

It's a construction job not the school disco.

Hi, this is Denise Larkspur.

I can't come to the phone right now, but you know what to do.

-(BEEPS) -Denise, Denise.

Uh, listen, I've been thinking about it,

I don't think we should let Kris do this job.

Um, because lots of reasons.

Are these guys even insured?

So many accidents happen.

Uh, he's, you know, Kris is gay...

You know, you've gotta, you've gotta worry about that.

Hi, this is Denise Larkspur.

I can't come to the phone right now, but you know what to do.

I mean if it's, if it's about extra cash then obviously, I can, uh, I can...

You know, I can give him some money and we can discuss that.

But I have... I really... He should... I just think we should hold off for now.

You know, um, yeah?

Yeah. Tall... Call, call me, when you get this.

Um, okay? Okay.

Darling, you know I've been... I was thinking, um,

what if we go to a hotel

for the rest of the construction, you know, nice hotel.

Now you wanna go to a hotel? They only have a few days left.

Where were you two weeks ago? This is nothing.

I can deal with this.

Ah... (SIGHS)

-Okay... -Eh, I told you not to touch my hair.

Let's go. Have you got the address?

-Yeah. -Okay, so Miss Antisa will be coming over or 8 o'clock...

I'll be back on Tuesday at supper.

I am so excited.

KRIS: It's just a stupid boat trip.

No, it's an educational cruise where I'm going to learn to be more active within my community.

KRIS: As I said, a stupid boat trip.

Right. Money,

ticket, keys...

(CHAIN ZIPS)

Let's go kid.

(DOOR CLOSES)

(CHIMES)

KIM: I have to get the notes and everything ready

for the At Sea civic course thing, um,

because I need to go to the printers

and we're leaving straight from Margaret's.

Andrew, can I have those notes?

Did I tell you about Peter?

He's speed dating. Peter is speed dating.

I'm not sure about that.

Andrew? The notes?

Uh, uh, yeah.

KIM: And whatever you do, do not let Christina talk you into letting her go with Malika

to the stupid Electric Circus rave thing.

Yeah. I've been thinking about it and I think we need to replace Vlad.

-What? -Yeah, absolutely.

I think, I think his work has been shoddy at best.

I'll pay him for the work he's done

and I think we should let him, get him out of here.

Are you mental?

Yeah, I'll tell him, I'll tell him he's gonna go

and we'll get somebody else.

Oh... Wait, what are you talking about? Stop it.

They're doing a wonderful job.

Yeah, but...

What?

Kim, I...

(STAMMERS) I'm there...

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

I...

I have... I have a...

-What? -(DOOR OPENING)

I told you it wasn't me.

I'm going to go have a shower.

-What? -Yeah, um...

Yeah, don't you need to get to the printers?

You don't wanna get caught in rush hour traffic.

-It's Saturday. -Yeah, that's right.

Vlad, Vlad, you guys have been doing a fantastic job,

but I wanted to thank you...

-Thank you. -Yeah. And I wanted to, um...

Uh, give you a couple of days off.

Go and enjoy some time with your family.

But we are already here.

-Yeah. -And I need to finish this job,

No, I can take another one that comes up.

No, I, I, I insist.

Really, uh, at least today.

Take today... It's Saturday. Take today off.

Uh, take young...

Uh, young, your young one there and go to, go to Weston-super-Mare.

Uh, actually don't go to Weston-super-Mare, it's, it's...

Go to, go to Burnham-on-Sea. It's better, it's got the world's smallest pier.

That's all I have.

Thank you very much, but I need to continue with my work.

And we almost done here.

It's Saturday, Vlad, it's Saturday.

DENISE: So, are you excited?

Yeah. I don't know. Whatever.

Come on, you should be excited.

You can show some emotions, Kris. (CHUCKLES)

I think it's great that you've got this job.

Growing up, becoming your own person.

What you gonna do with all the dosh?

Dosh? Just don't even try, Mum.

(KIM GROANS)

So Peter just called and now, he doesn't know if he can go

because of this whole thing with a woman he started dating,

I told you he's speed dating...

Yeah, I just told you that, right?

Well, this woman that he met speed dating, he's taking her on a trip to the Cotswolds.

Can you imagine? She collects owls,

or she has a lot of owls. She's an owl keeper.

I think it's a bit soon, don't you?

Vlad, I wanted to talk to you about dimmer switches.

KIM: Would that be expensive...

Yeah, I'm just wondering, did I, uh...

Did I leave a...

No. Okay, I'm just going to make a phone call in my office.

(KIM AND VLAD SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

Okay. How many do we need?

-I guess we meed three? -VLAD: Three.

(KIM AND VLAD SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

(SHOWER RUNNING)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(CHRISTINA SINGING)

(SHUTTER CLICKING)

(SINGING CONTINUES)

(SIGHS)

Yeah, I'm going to have to continue this conversation outside,

it's too noisy even in my office.

(DOOR OPENING)

All right, well, if you can't call it dosh then... Cheddar?

Huh, is that better?

That's what they call it on The Wire.

Do you love Dad?

Yes. Of course, I do, darling. Why?

I mean, I know things were a bit tense yesterday.

Does Dad love you?

Yes, Kris.

Where's this coming from?

-How much? -How much?

You can't just quantify love like that.

How do you know that Dad loves you?

-I just do. -Why, 'cause he tells you he does?

(SIGHS)

Because he shows me he does.

How? When even, he's barely ever home.

Dad loves me, and he loves you, very much.

You need to know that, Kris.

I wanna skate the rest of the way. Let me out here.

(SCOFFS) We're almost three miles away.

Let me out here!

DENISE: Do you know where you're going?

KRIS: Yes, Mum.

(SIDELIGHT BLEEPING)

DENISE: Have fun. I love you.

-Remember that. -(DOOR CLOSES)

(SIGHS)

Kristaps, could you find a 16-inch adjustable spanner for me. Come on.

(LAUGHING) I know, I know. Just one second, Mr...

Excuse me, Vlad. Uh...

Vlad, I wondered, uh, if you would possibly... Could you, um...

Oh, no, you're busy. Uh, maybe your boy could run upstairs

-and have a look at my bathroom. -Sure.

-My sink keeps clogging up. -No problem.

-Thank you. -Go.

Yeah, okay. Thank you. Bye now, bye.

Wonder where's he going?

Uh, so, honey...

Uh, I've been getting a lot of notes on this stupid article I wrote.

I wonder if you'd mind looking at it for me.

Right now? I've got to get to the printers and I have to get my stuff.

Yeah. No, sure, I mean, I don't, I don't mean right now, I mean...

You know, obviously when you get back is fine.

Yeah, it's just that I know that you, um...

You, you hate haggis.

-Ugh, why do people eat it? -Why do they?

-It's so gross. -Isn't it.

Ugh, it's horrible... Haggis.

Haggis. I mean, what... What does that word come from? Is it Latin?

Haggis, haggid, haggid?

Okay, well I'm happy to look at it when I get back.

Oh, thank you so much, my lady.

You doth do this squire a great service.

You know I hate it when you do this creepy character.

Yeah.

-Andrew? -Hmm.

Oh, yes sorry, I...

I don't know why...

-I, uh, I waited a couple of minutes... -Yeah, okay.

-...at your bathroom... -Fine, yeah, fine.

-...but it was occupied, so I just... -Yeah, all right.

-...look at it later. -Okay, yeah.

Thank you, Kristaps.

Okay, well, I think you...

Wow, that's... It's actually getting late,

-so I'm just going to make a phone call. -I'm off to the printers.

This isn't my phone, whose phone is this?

It's one of the workers, obviously.

Uh, I found a mobile on the counter,

I reckon it's your boy's, and... Oh, my God! Jesus Christ.

Look at these.

Oh, my God. Where...

It's the boy's phone.

-Oh, my God. What... -Kim, Kim, Kim...

Kim, let's not make a big scene here, okay?

I don't want Christina to find out about these.

Well, what shall we do? I don't want that kid in my house.

Yeah, they've got to go. It's a good point.

-(SIGHS) -Okay, tell you what...

Take her to the printers with you. I'll deal with this once she's out of the house.

This could get ugly.

I should stay. I can't go on this seminar.

What? No, no, no.

Go, go to the thing. You need to go.

-No, I should cancel. -No. No, I can take care of this.

You've been planning this, and it's so important to you.

Well, how can I go and leave all this mess behind?

Because you deserve it.

This is, this is your thing and it's really good for you.

Okay, Kim? Trust me.

I will take care of this.

Okay.

-Okay? -Okay.

She's 15, you wanna go to jail, you asshole?

(GROANS) Mum, do I absolutely have to?

KIM: Yes.

Why can't Dad help you?

Because I want you to do it, now get in the car.

(SIGHS) Mum.

Get in the god-damn car, Christina!

Vlad, can I talk to you for a second?

-Sure, what is it? -In the kitchen, in private.

Something is wrong?

Yes, Vlad, I would say something is very wrong.

This is Kristaps'?

-Yes, uh... -Mm-hm.

Well, I accidentally picked it up, thinking it was mine.

(BREATHS DEEPLY) Opened it up and...

(SIGHS) Well...

Well, what?

Your pervert son has been taking pictures of my daughter in the shower.

That, that's not possible.

(GASPS)

He would never do that.

Yeah, well he did.

Are you sure this is your daughter?

Yes, Vlad, that is my bathroom and my daughter.

-Kristaps. -No, no. No, wait, wait, wait.

Sorry, sorry. Wait, listen.

Listen, let's be smart about this.

We can't let on that we know.

-What? -If we let on that we know, then he'll just deny it.

-How can he deny it? It's his phone. -Yeah, well he'll be scared.

He'll swear. He'll say, "I swear, I never took those pictures.

"I would never do that, somebody else must have taken them."

-Who? -Yeah, well exactly.

You and I both know he took the pictures, but he'll deny it till his grave.

Hell, he'll probably even say that I took them.

Look. Okay, so first thing, yeah, we need to delete these photos.

Yes, definitely. Delete them.

Okay.

Man, I'm telling you, Kim was furious.

She was gonna... She was thinking of reporting you and Kristaps.

No, no, no, no. Don't do that.

Oh, and you need to...

You need to call that boy who was supposed to come here

and tell him not to show up, okay?

Make sure he knows not to come.

Please don't report us.

I'm so very so sorry.

You cannot do this.

Well...

You know if it was up to me...

(SIGHS)

You should probably pack up.

It is terrible.

Don't be too hard on him. He's a kid, he made a kid's mistake so...

-Disgrace! -(GRUNTS) What the hell?

No! Don't, Vlad!

-Vlad, what are you doing? -Just behave.

-What did I do? -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What have I done?

No. What are you doing?

-He'll pay for it. -What good...

-No! -(GRUNTS)

We leave now.

Pack everything up and don't talk to me.

-Ah... -Don't talk to me.

(PANTS)

(ENGINE STARTING)

(ENGINE REVVING)

Oh, call that boy...

You need to call that boy and tell him not to come.

I don't have his number.

(SIGHS)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(THUDS)

(THUDS)

(THUDDING)

Andrew?

KIM: Andrew, are you here?

(DOOR BELL RINGING)

-KRIS: Um, hi, is this 56 Buford Road? -KIM: Yes.

I'm supposed to be doing a building job here.

Oh, um, they just left. Actually, for good.

Oh. Do you have any idea where they went?

No, I'm sorry, I don't.

CHRISTINA: Mum, who is it?

It's, uh, one of the builders.

Do you think I could use your loo?

KIM: Sure, come in.

(DOORKNOB RATTLING)

Actually, it's not that door. It's just that door over there?

(CHUCKLES)

(DOOR CLOSES)

(ZIP OPENING)

(URINATING)

(FLUSHING)

KRIS: Um, where's the nearest bus stop?

KIM: Um, well there's one across the street. Are you looking for the 25 or...

KRIS: 32. Oh, I had one of those.

-KIM: Really? -KRIS: Yeah.

-KIM: Oh. -(DOOR OPENING)

Hey, man, where are you?

What?

But...

So, what am I supposed to do?

What do you mean?

Andrew, are you in there?

Yeah. Yeah, I'll, I'll be out in a minute.

KIM: What happened with Vlad?

Can you make me a cup of tea, I'll...

I'll fill you in.

Sure.

(SIGHS)

(THUDS)

KIM: So, what happened?

What did Vlad say and, uh, what did you say?

And why, why are all the curtains drawn

and all the pictures taken off the wall?

Well, I was a little nervous to be honest.

Well, that's understandable, that's a really...

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. (GASPS)

Are you all right? What happened?

Well, just what I was afraid of.

It got ugly, but the good news is that, um...

Uh, they're gone and the pictures have been deleted,

and we don't have to worry about them any more.

But what happened?

Arguments happened and me insisting they leave happened...

And, um, a father defending the honour of his daughter happened,

and the father defending the honour of his son happened.

Um, but...

You know, it's fine.

Just a scrap, everything's all right now.

No, I think we should call the police.

No, no, no. Kim, no, don't do that.

You were assaulted, Andrew.

No.

I deserve this.

What are you talking about?

How do you deserve it?

Because I, um...

Because I... I didn't...

No, just leave it, okay?

Leave it. There was a fight and, um...

Uh, it's, a...

What's done is done. And we must keep our voices down,

we don't want Christina to find out about this.

-I told her. -Oh?

I don't want her having anything to do with that boy. (SIGHS)

I thought about it, and I don't want to lie to her to protect her.

She's upset, but she needs to know what people are capable of.

I mean, she needs to learn how to gauge people.

Who to trust and who not to trust.

Let me fix you up.

My hero. (CHUCKLES)

(SIRENS WAILING)

(BRAKES SQUEAK)

KIM: I'm nervous about leaving now.

Oh really? No.

No, no, you go.

Wait, where are you going again?

The Civics At Sea Seminar... I told you already.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Uh, Elise's thing.

Well, she's part of it.

-Okay, I'm going. -Okay.

You know, you should go upstairs and talk to Christina.

-She could use her father's sage wisdom right now. -Okay.

-Hey, look, I'm you now. -Yeah.

-Off on an amazing trip, very important. -(BOTH LAUGH)

-Love you. -Love you. See you later.

-Bye. -Bye.

(KNOCKING) Hey, Christina.

CHRISTINA: Hang on.

(STOMPING)

(INDISTINCT)

What happened to your face?

Oh, um... Nothing, I slipped.

-Are you all right? -Yeah, yeah, yeah fine.

(SIGHS)

So that was weird, huh?

-Weird? That was weird? -No, I know.

A boy took photos of me in the shower, do you know how gross that is?

That is like a complete and utter violation of like, my past, presence and future.

-Yeah. -Like, men are vile, disgusting creatures.

Like, I don't even know how I'm going to be able to function.

I don't ever want to leave my room again.

This is the worst day of my life. (CRYING)

Hey, now... Come on.

You'll get past this, trust me.

And as much as you want to hole up in here,

that's the worst thing you could do.

-It is? -Yeah.

And so I should go out?

Yeah. Why don't we go out to dinner together,

just the two of us, wherever you like?

Yeah, okay. Yeah, thanks, Daddy.

-Yeah? -Oh, no, I can't because...

What if I run into people and they all know?

Oh, you're not going to run into...

Well, okay, let's go and see a film then. Whatever you wanna...

No, no. I don't want to, I can't. (SIGHS)

Darling, you can't just shut yourself away in here.

It's not good for you.

I guess I could give Malika a call?

Yes, that's a good idea. Call your friend Malika.

Oh, no, but she's going to this stupid thing with some friends.

Well...

Maybe you can go to that as well.

Mm, I guess.

It's just this like circus thing.

Yeah, great! The circus.

That's a really good idea. Perfect.

So, I officially have your permission to go to the circus?

You know, like, I don't want Mum to get mad at me.

Yes, you officially have my permission.

Okay.

I'll go to the Electric Circus.

(CHUCKLES)

It looks like, uh, what with your Mum's...

Civics Etsy thing, and you going to the circus,

I'm gonna have a nice quiet evening on my own.

Mum's Etsy thing? What's that?

Your Mum's doing this, um, Civics Etsy community leader seminar thing.

(LAUGHS)

What?

(LAUGHING) Etsy.

It's one of the women in her pothole group...

It's not Etsy...

You thought she was going away on an Etsy seminar? (LAUGHS)

(LAUGHING) What?

At sea...

It's a civic seminar at sea, not Etsy. (LAUGHS)

Oh, my God, that doesn't even make sense.

Wait 'till I tell Malika about this. Oh, my God.

What's an Etsy seminar anyway?

(KRISTINA LAUGHING)

I've just got to run a quick errand.

There's a chance I may not be back, for a bit.

Oh, so I'm on my own then?

Never. I will always be there for you.

For dinner Dad.

Oh, yeah.

I love you so much, Christina.

Mm, okay. (CHUCKLES) I love you too.

(FOOTSTEPS DISAPPEARING)

ANDREW: Oh, fuck.

(CAR HORN HONKING)

Hi, Denise Larkspur.

I can't come to the phone right now but you know what to do.

Denise, uh...

Mm, ah.

Oh, hello, Elise. Yes, this is, uh, Andrew Marsden, Kim's husband.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry, I don't have much time,

but Kim asked me to call you and, uh, to apologise

and say that she's had to cancel the Civics At Sea thing.

No, no, not for, not for her, for you.

She...

Said some, uh, something about the space, space and tickets...

Yes, yes that's, that's it then. Thank you.

Yeah, Peter said he couldn't go.

(LAUGHING) and then it turns out he could go after all.

(STUTTERING) Well that's good and, and thank you and,

and we'll see you at the next meeting.

Stay home and do some work and goodbye. Thank you. Bye now.

Fucking hell.

(CAR HORN HONKING) (PANTING)

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ANDREW: So, yeah, that's how it all started.

What am I...

I mean, I was good, but not that good.

MAN: And that's when you decided to implement 'the plan,' as you called it?

ANDREW: Yeah.

Wouldn't it be nice

Good night, oh, baby

Sleep tight, oh, baby

Good night, oh, baby

Sleep tight, oh, baby

Good night, oh, baby

Sleep tight

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