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- Elisabeth!
- Elisabeth!
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We love you Elisabeth!
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Please!
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Over here!
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Oh my God, we love you!
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...my favorite.
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- Wanna get something to eat?
- Yeah, I'll get a pretzel, or something.
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- Remember her?
- She was in that movie...
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We're gonna have to let her know
we're gonna be late.
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Yeah, I'll give her a text.
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He owes me 20 bucks.
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Get out the way!
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Vamos !
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Shit!
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You got it!
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Feel that power, ladies!
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And march! Get those knees up.
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You got it!
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Come on!
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Front.
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Kick!
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Kick!
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Oh yeah, you got it!
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Square.
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Think about those bikini bods.
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You wanna look
like a giant jellyfish on the beach?
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Come on.
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Cross.
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Push.
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Kick!
Come on, you got it!
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Hang in there, ladies, you've got it.
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You've got it!
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Great workout, ladies.
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Alright, I hope I see you next week
for Sparkle Your Life.
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We're gonna work on
the lateral abs,
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you know,
the most difficult part to sculpt.
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But in the meantime,
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take care of yourself.
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Move it back, position one.
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Great job, ladies.
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You got it.
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Alright take these down for me.
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- Happy birthday!
- Oh, thank you.
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- Happy birthday.
- Oh, thank you.
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- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.
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I don't care if we have to see every
fucking young girl in this fucking town
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in the next few weeks.
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Look, I'll make it simple.
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We need her young.
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We need her hot.
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We need her now.
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How the old bitch has been able
to stick around for this long,
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that's the fucking mystery to me.
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Oh, Oscar winner my ass.
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When was that? Back in the 30s,
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what, for King Kong ?
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- ...promised her...
- No.
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I don't give a fuck
what we promised her!
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This is network TV,
not a fucking charity.
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Find me somebody new!
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Now!
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Hey, did you know that a woman's fertility
starts to decrease about the age of 25?
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How old is Jennifer?
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You better get busy!
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It's like when you seesomeone fart on screen.
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People just love that.
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I mean, that's just the way it is.
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C'est la vie.
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People are just people.
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And I have to give people
what they want.
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That's what keeps the shareholders happy.
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And people always ask
for something new.
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Renewal
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is inevitable.
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And at 50...
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well...
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it stops.
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What stops?
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What?
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What stops?
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you know, the...
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Oh, George!
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I'm sorry, I gotta run.
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Harvey!
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George, those ratings are insane!
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You're a genius!
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Oh what a man, you're a genius!
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Let's buy you a drink, come on.
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WITH TOOTH BRIGHT
YOU GOT IT!
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Well, it's your lucky day, Miss Sparkle
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'cause we have X-rayed
you from head to toe,
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and you don't have so much
as a cracked molar.
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So, you are good to go.
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Vaccination, okay.
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Not currently on any medication.
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By the way, I just want to say, my...
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my wife is a huge fan.
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Blood type...
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Oh hey, it's your birthday!
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Happy bir--
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Oh, uh, that's an emergency,
I'm sorry, I have to...
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Have a good...
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Bye.
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One moment.
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There's just
one last exam to perform.
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I thought he said
I was good to go.
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- Is there a problem?
- No, it's perfect.
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You're a good candidate.
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I mean, you're good to go.
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I wish you the best.
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Lizzie?
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Lizzie Sparkle?
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Oh my God, I can't believe it.
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Fred!
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Fred, from 10th grade homeroom!
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Fred, of course!
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You haven't changed a bit.
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You're still the most beautiful girl
in the whole wide world.
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You know, I followed your career.
What a success! I mean...
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Wow, wow, wow!
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Wow.
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Hey...
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Why don't we go out
maybe for a drink some time?
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Now that we're,
you know, "reconnected".
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- Oh, of course,
- I'm...
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- I'm stupid, you're super busy.
- But you know what?
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Why don't you give me your card?
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I mean, you never know.
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Here...
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This will do.
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Don't look at my cholesterol levels,
they're a disaster.
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- Oh, God!
- Oh, that's...
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There.
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Now, you've got it!
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Call me.
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Have you ever dreamtof a better version of yourself?
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Younger.
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More beautiful.
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More perfect.
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One single injectionunlocks your DNA.
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Starting a new cellular division.
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That will releaseanother version of yourself.
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This is...
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The Substance.
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You are the matrix.
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Everything comes from you.
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And everything is you.
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This is simplya better version of yourself.
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You just have to share.
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One week for one.
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And one week for the other.
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A perfect balance of seven days each.
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The one and only thing not to forget.
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You are one.
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You can't escape from yourself.
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You slip through my fingers
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And you drop to the ground
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You fade away
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Fade away
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Here, Elisabeth...
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Elisabeth, we love you!
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We love you...
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Yes?
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Hello.
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I'd like...
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to order.
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Address?
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1057 Beverly Canyon.
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Write this down,35 North Byron Alley.
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35 North...
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You are the matrix.
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Everything comes from you.
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And everything is you.
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This is simply
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a better version of yourself.
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Hello.
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Thanks.
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We'll let you know by next week.
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Thank you so much.
I'm just dying to get the part.
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Great dancer.
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Too bad her boobs aren't in the middle
of her face instead of that nose.
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Next!
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Looks like everything
sure is in the right place this time.
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Please say your name,
age, measurements.
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I'm...
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Sue.
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I'm Sue.
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Sue. Sue. Sue...
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Where is she?
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Where is she?
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What a gorgeous
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little
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angel!
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You're hired.
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We want a show
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that's just like you.
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Beautiful and happy.
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People want to be happy.
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We air in two weeks,
so let's get to work.
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I'm gonna let you organize
the rest with my assistant...
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Isabella.
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Isa, Isa, Isa...
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who has time to say that?
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We're gonna make you Cindy.
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It's shorter.
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It's better.
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So, I'm gonna let you organize
everything else with Cindy.
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Before you go,
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I just have to mention a...
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small scheduling issue.
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I have to be
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out of town every other week.
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To take care of my mother.
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Who's very sick.
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I want you for this show.
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And we will work around
any mother, brother,
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fucking sick puppy
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you need to take care of.
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Gorgeous, with a pure heart.
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People are gonna love that.
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Perfect.
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So you jump out.
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Touch your elbows.
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Head
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down.
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Contract.
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And five, six, seven, eight.
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Elbows.
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There she is!
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Where have you been?
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We've all been wanting to have
a drink with you for your departure.
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Anyway...
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we all chipped in,
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and we got you just a little something.
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To keep you busy.
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It's French.
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My wife, she swears by it.
Oh, I love my wife.
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Oops, I gotta run.
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But it's always great to see you.
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And we're ba--
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Which is the mostvaluable seafood?
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...are expensing stock options.Most of the nation--
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Bob and Judy, are you ready?
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...know what you'll be totingaround for the rest of your days? Regr--
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...the field, kids on the f--
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The antelope and the deer
moving about,
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A hunt through the T--
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...only at the Worldwide Shopping channel
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we have a beautiful, beautiful
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straight outta Africa...
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...$8.99, 99. In less than a minutewe have it here today
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...99, 99. I can't believe this price...
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...98, with remote.
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I cannot believe the incredible price.
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For $49.98, shoppers.
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Look at the quality of this thing.This thing is sturdy.
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Beautiful.
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Listen to your music at home, shoppers.
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$49.98, I'll take one myself.
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Put it right there,
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hold that one for me,that one's mine.
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How can you ever--
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God damn it, lady, come on!I haven't slept in three nights!
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Open up! God damn it!
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Are you gonna open--
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Sorry.
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I thought that Ms. Sparkle...
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She moved out.
I'm the new tenant.
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Sue.
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Oler--
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Oler--
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Oliker.
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You wanted to complain
about something...
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Oliver?
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What?
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No.
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No, no, no...
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I think it's awesome when there's stuff
going on in the building.
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You know what I mean?
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00:50:22,860 --> 00:50:24,318
I'm actually...
281
00:50:24,735 --> 00:50:25,985
quite handy.
282
00:50:26,151 --> 00:50:27,443
If you ever need...
283
00:50:28,693 --> 00:50:31,401
need me to be of aid in any way.
284
00:50:31,693 --> 00:50:33,776
I got a sack of tools, and...
285
00:50:34,860 --> 00:50:36,568
I got a big hammer.
286
00:50:38,985 --> 00:50:40,485
You know what I mean.
287
00:50:42,276 --> 00:50:44,776
Anyways, I live right here.
288
00:50:44,943 --> 00:50:46,610
So you know where to find me.
289
00:50:46,776 --> 00:50:48,026
Anytime.
290
00:50:48,651 --> 00:50:49,943
Day or night.
291
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:51,401
Later.
292
00:52:46,568 --> 00:52:47,818
Hi everybody.
293
00:52:47,985 --> 00:52:49,360
I'm Sue.
294
00:52:49,526 --> 00:52:50,610
And it's time
295
00:52:50,776 --> 00:52:51,776
to pump it up!
296
00:52:52,026 --> 00:52:53,651
Are you ready?
Let's go.
297
00:54:23,110 --> 00:54:25,401
Thank you so much, everybody.
298
00:54:25,860 --> 00:54:26,901
I'll see you next week.
299
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:29,443
Oh...
300
00:54:30,735 --> 00:54:32,485
And in the meantime...
301
00:54:33,443 --> 00:54:35,318
take care of yourself.
302
00:54:41,568 --> 00:54:42,651
Where is she?
303
00:54:44,818 --> 00:54:45,818
There she is!
304
00:54:47,235 --> 00:54:49,193
Wonderful, wonderful.
305
00:54:49,693 --> 00:54:51,943
That's what I'm talking about!
306
00:56:07,818 --> 00:56:11,110
I won't be out late,
so just wait for me.
307
00:56:17,235 --> 00:56:18,776
Don't eat too fast.
308
00:56:35,526 --> 00:56:36,901
Let's go!
309
00:58:31,401 --> 00:58:32,568
Are you alright?
310
00:58:36,860 --> 00:58:38,485
Yes, I'll be right back.
311
00:59:14,943 --> 00:59:15,943
Are you alright?
312
01:00:01,985 --> 01:00:03,276
What did you do?
313
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:05,735
You seem
even more beautiful than before.
314
01:02:39,943 --> 01:02:41,026
Yes?
315
01:02:41,318 --> 01:02:42,693
Yes, hi.
316
01:02:43,193 --> 01:02:45,526
This is Elisabeth Sparkle.
317
01:02:51,193 --> 01:02:52,860
I'm 503.
318
01:02:53,610 --> 01:02:54,693
Yes.
319
01:02:55,610 --> 01:02:56,651
Yes, hi.
320
01:02:57,860 --> 01:02:59,526
There's been a slight
321
01:02:59,693 --> 01:03:01,568
misuse of the Substance.
322
01:03:02,318 --> 01:03:06,693
A few extra hours were accidentally
323
01:03:07,151 --> 01:03:08,235
used.
324
01:03:08,526 --> 01:03:09,901
Causing um...
325
01:03:11,401 --> 01:03:12,901
an alteration.
326
01:03:14,026 --> 01:03:16,485
So I'm just looking for
the procedure to reverse it.
327
01:03:16,651 --> 01:03:20,568
What has been used on one sideis lost on the other side.
328
01:03:20,735 --> 01:03:22,610
There's no going back.
329
01:03:28,276 --> 01:03:29,318
No...
330
01:03:30,151 --> 01:03:32,110
I don't know what she was thinking.
331
01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:34,610
And obviously she was drunk.
332
01:03:34,860 --> 01:03:37,360
Remember,there is no "she" and "you".
333
01:03:37,526 --> 01:03:38,860
You are one.
334
01:03:39,026 --> 01:03:40,193
Respect the balance.
335
01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:42,860
And you won't haveany more inconveniences.
336
01:05:21,026 --> 01:05:22,276
Sue!
337
01:05:22,901 --> 01:05:23,985
Sue?
338
01:05:24,735 --> 01:05:26,610
I just saw you on TV.
339
01:05:26,943 --> 01:05:28,693
Holy moly!
340
01:05:29,985 --> 01:05:31,985
Makes me wanna join your class.
341
01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:34,360
You don't give private lessons,
do you?
342
01:05:36,776 --> 01:05:37,818
Hey, um...
343
01:05:39,026 --> 01:05:41,651
What about a drink
at my place tonight?
344
01:05:43,776 --> 01:05:45,568
Come on, don't be shy.
345
01:05:45,818 --> 01:05:48,526
I see you standing behind
the door there, gorgeous.
346
01:05:51,818 --> 01:05:52,901
Alright.
347
01:05:53,068 --> 01:05:54,401
Take your time.
348
01:05:54,568 --> 01:05:55,901
But it's a date.
349
01:05:56,818 --> 01:05:58,235
You know, pump it up
350
01:05:58,443 --> 01:06:00,401
You've got to pump it up
351
01:06:00,735 --> 01:06:02,401
You know, pump it up
352
01:06:02,735 --> 01:06:04,610
You've got to pump it up
353
01:07:28,735 --> 01:07:29,901
What can I get you?
354
01:07:34,068 --> 01:07:35,318
Mocha latte.
355
01:07:43,818 --> 01:07:46,235
It's long, isn't it?
356
01:07:47,985 --> 01:07:49,276
Excuse me?
357
01:07:53,026 --> 01:07:54,985
Seven days.
358
01:08:24,776 --> 01:08:27,026
Did you follow me here?
359
01:08:28,026 --> 01:08:29,568
I was just curious
360
01:08:29,943 --> 01:08:32,193
to find out how things
were going for you.
361
01:08:33,485 --> 01:08:36,193
Each time, you feel a little more...
362
01:08:36,818 --> 01:08:37,860
lonely.
363
01:08:38,860 --> 01:08:39,901
Don't you think?
364
01:08:41,485 --> 01:08:43,568
I don't know
what you're talking about.
365
01:08:45,068 --> 01:08:46,485
I'm fine.
366
01:08:47,651 --> 01:08:49,235
Everything's fine.
367
01:08:49,443 --> 01:08:51,360
It gets harder each time
368
01:08:52,110 --> 01:08:53,776
to remember that you
369
01:08:54,276 --> 01:08:55,526
still deserve
370
01:08:55,776 --> 01:08:57,235
to exist!
371
01:08:59,818 --> 01:09:01,901
That this part of yourself
372
01:09:02,276 --> 01:09:04,526
is still worth something,
373
01:09:04,651 --> 01:09:06,193
that you
374
01:09:06,818 --> 01:09:09,026
still matter!
375
01:09:13,568 --> 01:09:15,651
Has she started yet?
376
01:09:16,985 --> 01:09:19,693
Eating away at you?
377
01:09:36,860 --> 01:09:37,901
Fuck!
378
01:09:38,068 --> 01:09:39,318
Watch out!
379
01:09:47,901 --> 01:09:48,943
What?
380
01:09:59,610 --> 01:10:00,651
Hey!
381
01:10:00,818 --> 01:10:01,818
Move!
382
01:10:32,651 --> 01:10:36,026
You're still the most beautiful girl
in the whole wide world.
383
01:10:45,735 --> 01:10:46,860
Hello?
384
01:10:46,901 --> 01:10:48,610
Hi, Fred.
385
01:10:48,776 --> 01:10:50,026
It's Lizzie.
386
01:10:53,193 --> 01:10:54,276
Hello?
387
01:10:54,776 --> 01:10:56,651
Sorry, I'm in shock.
388
01:10:57,776 --> 01:10:59,860
Wow, wow, wow!
389
01:11:00,151 --> 01:11:02,901
I thought I'd neverhear from you again after...
390
01:11:02,943 --> 01:11:04,443
Oh gosh, no, not at all.
391
01:11:04,610 --> 01:11:06,068
I've just, I've just...
392
01:11:06,235 --> 01:11:08,276
I've just been really busy lately.
393
01:11:08,610 --> 01:11:09,776
So listen,
394
01:11:10,068 --> 01:11:12,360
I was thinking that...
395
01:11:14,151 --> 01:11:17,568
maybe we could get together
and grab a drink?
396
01:11:22,901 --> 01:11:24,193
Are you still there?
397
01:11:24,735 --> 01:11:27,526
Sorry, I'm in shock again.
398
01:11:30,068 --> 01:11:32,818
I could book Luigi's at 8?
399
01:11:33,485 --> 01:11:35,651
Eight at Luigi's it is.
400
01:11:35,693 --> 01:11:37,235
I...
401
01:11:37,526 --> 01:11:39,526
I will see you tonight.
402
01:11:40,568 --> 01:11:43,443
- Bye.
- Okay. Bye.
403
01:16:36,693 --> 01:16:39,318
And we're back!And welcome back to...
404
01:16:39,610 --> 01:16:41,485
Bob and Judy, are you ready?
405
01:16:47,318 --> 01:16:48,735
Hi everybody!
406
01:16:49,818 --> 01:16:52,235
Okay, here we go everyone,
clear the set, please.
407
01:16:52,401 --> 01:16:54,068
First positions, thank you.
408
01:16:54,110 --> 01:16:55,401
Roll cameras.
409
01:16:55,568 --> 01:16:56,693
And in
410
01:16:56,860 --> 01:16:58,068
Three, two...
411
01:16:58,776 --> 01:16:59,776
one...
412
01:17:02,443 --> 01:17:04,776
And squat, squat, squat.
413
01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:07,776
Circle those hips.
414
01:17:08,360 --> 01:17:09,568
Circle those hips.
415
01:17:10,110 --> 01:17:12,485
Contract, contract, contract.
416
01:17:12,901 --> 01:17:15,610
Contract, contract, contract.
417
01:17:15,776 --> 01:17:17,568
Head between your legs!
418
01:17:23,610 --> 01:17:24,735
Cut!
419
01:17:28,485 --> 01:17:29,735
I'm sorry, I thought I...
420
01:17:31,110 --> 01:17:32,985
I thought I...
421
01:17:33,901 --> 01:17:35,568
I just got distracted.
422
01:17:36,151 --> 01:17:37,776
Not a problem, let's get right back to it.
423
01:17:38,318 --> 01:17:39,568
Back to one, please.
424
01:17:42,485 --> 01:17:44,110
Sorry, it's the control room now.
425
01:17:44,235 --> 01:17:46,568
The director said he saw
something bizarre on the monitor.
426
01:17:46,735 --> 01:17:48,360
Bring up the replay on camera 2.
427
01:17:48,526 --> 01:17:49,651
Camera 2!
428
01:18:00,651 --> 01:18:01,735
Forward.
429
01:18:07,735 --> 01:18:08,860
Can I have my dressing gown?
430
01:18:09,193 --> 01:18:11,693
- Sorry, it's in your dressing room.
- Well then, go and get it!
431
01:18:12,276 --> 01:18:13,776
Let's just take this frame by frame.
432
01:18:28,276 --> 01:18:29,318
I need five minutes.
433
01:20:28,401 --> 01:20:30,526
- Yes?
- This balance is not working!
434
01:20:30,818 --> 01:20:32,943
I barely have any time
to enjoy myself.
435
01:20:33,026 --> 01:20:35,901
While she wastes seven days,
436
01:20:35,943 --> 01:20:37,735
stuffing her face in front of the TV!
437
01:20:37,776 --> 01:20:39,818
Remember,there is no "she" and "you".
438
01:20:39,943 --> 01:20:40,985
You are--
439
01:20:42,818 --> 01:20:45,276
Hello everybody...
440
01:20:50,068 --> 01:20:51,568
What's happening?
Where is everybody?
441
01:20:51,693 --> 01:20:53,235
The taping's been cancelled.
442
01:20:54,276 --> 01:20:55,276
What? Why?
443
01:20:55,443 --> 01:20:56,443
Sue.
444
01:20:56,901 --> 01:20:59,151
Harvey wants to see you
in his office immediately.
445
01:20:59,985 --> 01:21:01,026
Okay.
446
01:21:01,276 --> 01:21:02,318
I'll go change...
447
01:21:02,401 --> 01:21:03,943
No, he said "Now".
448
01:21:21,401 --> 01:21:23,193
I'll get right to the point.
449
01:21:24,193 --> 01:21:26,318
We can't keep you
on the morning show.
450
01:21:27,568 --> 01:21:29,776
But why? I just started.
451
01:21:30,568 --> 01:21:32,776
Ratings are through the roof.
452
01:21:33,610 --> 01:21:35,735
We started at 42.
453
01:21:36,235 --> 01:21:37,568
Now we're up to, like...
454
01:21:38,485 --> 01:21:39,568
216.
455
01:21:39,735 --> 01:21:42,026
It's phenomenal!
456
01:21:43,276 --> 01:21:44,651
People love you!
457
01:21:45,193 --> 01:21:46,860
They adore you!
458
01:21:46,985 --> 01:21:48,610
They want more and more
459
01:21:48,776 --> 01:21:50,068
and more of you.
460
01:21:50,235 --> 01:21:51,985
That is why we have decided
461
01:21:52,776 --> 01:21:54,901
that we want you to host
462
01:21:55,860 --> 01:21:57,860
the New Year's Eve show.
463
01:21:58,485 --> 01:21:59,860
You mean the...
464
01:21:59,901 --> 01:22:02,985
The network's biggest show.
50 million viewers.
465
01:22:03,151 --> 01:22:04,318
Live.
466
01:22:04,485 --> 01:22:06,651
You can't go higher than that!
467
01:22:08,901 --> 01:22:09,985
Now, it's gonna be intense.
468
01:22:10,276 --> 01:22:12,818
We only have a few months
to pull it off, so...
469
01:22:13,193 --> 01:22:15,110
Are you in?
470
01:22:26,151 --> 01:22:28,151
If you don't open the door
when opportunity knocks
471
01:22:28,193 --> 01:22:29,568
you won't get another chance.
472
01:22:31,193 --> 01:22:32,943
You of all people know this.
473
01:22:45,735 --> 01:22:47,735
Just one more day,
and then I have a whole week off
474
01:22:47,818 --> 01:22:49,151
we can switch.
475
01:23:06,901 --> 01:23:08,360
We're doing the cover of Vogue!
476
01:23:09,901 --> 01:23:11,151
Just one more day, okay?
477
01:23:47,651 --> 01:23:49,818
No...
478
01:24:19,318 --> 01:24:20,318
Yes?
479
01:24:20,443 --> 01:24:22,401
She didn't respect the balance!
480
01:24:23,068 --> 01:24:25,693
She's stealing
more and more time from me.
481
01:24:25,860 --> 01:24:29,610
Completely without consideration
to the consequences.
482
01:24:29,776 --> 01:24:31,360
She's a selfish bitch!
483
01:24:31,401 --> 01:24:32,443
Would you like to stop?
484
01:24:35,485 --> 01:24:36,568
Stop?
485
01:24:36,693 --> 01:24:38,026
You are the matrix.
486
01:24:38,360 --> 01:24:41,610
If you are not satisfied,you can put an end to the experience
487
01:24:41,776 --> 01:24:44,651
and go back to being just you,on your own.
488
01:24:44,818 --> 01:24:45,860
Would you like to stop?
489
01:24:48,985 --> 01:24:51,443
Will it go back
to the way it was before?
490
01:24:51,568 --> 01:24:53,776
What has been transferredwon't come back.
491
01:24:53,943 --> 01:24:56,276
But you can stopthe experience as of now.
492
01:24:56,443 --> 01:24:57,776
Would you like to stop?
493
01:24:57,943 --> 01:25:00,693
To go back to being just you,on your own?
494
01:25:03,568 --> 01:25:04,651
No.
495
01:25:07,235 --> 01:25:08,401
No, no, no...
496
01:25:08,693 --> 01:25:10,068
I can't stop.
497
01:25:11,235 --> 01:25:12,235
She...
498
01:25:14,318 --> 01:25:15,318
I...
499
01:25:20,943 --> 01:25:23,026
The balance
just needs to be respected.
500
01:25:23,193 --> 01:25:24,526
So respect it.
501
01:25:27,526 --> 01:25:28,818
Just stop it. Stop it.
502
01:25:29,151 --> 01:25:30,943
Stop it, stop it, stop it.
503
01:25:39,943 --> 01:25:42,443
Bob, you are the winner!
504
01:25:42,568 --> 01:25:45,401
So Bob, congratulations,you've won $25,000.
505
01:25:45,776 --> 01:25:48,818
Now you have one final chanceto answer a single question
506
01:25:49,151 --> 01:25:53,401
in our big question roundand play for $250,000!
507
01:25:56,901 --> 01:25:58,651
Now, you'll have just 45 seconds...
508
01:26:58,026 --> 01:27:00,318
Just a little something
to keep you busy.
509
01:27:13,110 --> 01:27:14,526
Fuck...
510
01:27:41,026 --> 01:27:43,401
Yes, ladies and gentlemen,she is here.
511
01:27:43,860 --> 01:27:45,068
The superstar
512
01:27:45,235 --> 01:27:47,401
of the moment, Sue!
513
01:27:47,568 --> 01:27:49,485
Are you ready? Let's welcome her!
514
01:27:49,651 --> 01:27:50,818
Sue!
515
01:27:52,610 --> 01:27:57,568
You popped up out of nowhere
on our screens like a tornado!
516
01:27:57,735 --> 01:27:59,443
I don't think anybody
517
01:27:59,610 --> 01:28:01,193
was really prepared for this whirlwind.
518
01:28:08,526 --> 01:28:11,776
It all started with the morning show.
519
01:28:11,818 --> 01:28:13,193
And rumor has it,
520
01:28:13,360 --> 01:28:16,776
that you are up
for Tom Grant's next movie.
521
01:28:18,693 --> 01:28:19,818
Ah, wait...
522
01:28:20,026 --> 01:28:21,110
just a moment.
523
01:28:21,276 --> 01:28:23,443
I'm being told
you are going to host
524
01:28:23,610 --> 01:28:26,235
the New Year's Eve show,
can you confirm this?
525
01:28:26,818 --> 01:28:27,818
Yes, that's right.
526
01:28:28,110 --> 01:28:29,443
Yes, that's right.
527
01:28:32,151 --> 01:28:35,026
Oh my God! That is huge news!
528
01:28:37,901 --> 01:28:39,401
Tell us a little bit about yourself.
529
01:28:39,568 --> 01:28:42,026
Where are you from,
how did you get discovered?
530
01:28:42,151 --> 01:28:45,443
I want, we want to know everything.
531
01:28:48,276 --> 01:28:49,651
Well, I mean..
532
01:28:50,235 --> 01:28:52,568
there's really not very much to tell.
533
01:28:53,068 --> 01:28:54,401
I'm just a girl
534
01:28:54,443 --> 01:28:58,151
from a very small town in Indiana.
535
01:28:58,360 --> 01:29:00,110
I'm sure that you've never heard of it.
536
01:29:00,360 --> 01:29:02,318
In fact, it's not even a town.
537
01:29:02,360 --> 01:29:05,443
I'm not sure you could
really even call it a village. It's...
538
01:29:06,318 --> 01:29:08,193
a farm, perhaps?
539
01:29:14,943 --> 01:29:16,568
But, ever since I can remember,
540
01:29:16,735 --> 01:29:18,443
it has always been my dream
541
01:29:18,610 --> 01:29:19,818
to be on the screen.
542
01:29:20,401 --> 01:29:22,526
This is my dream.
543
01:29:22,693 --> 01:29:24,610
As a child I used to put
on shows for my family.
544
01:29:25,568 --> 01:29:26,901
Your family.
545
01:29:27,068 --> 01:29:28,151
How sweet.
546
01:29:31,068 --> 01:29:32,110
So...
547
01:29:32,401 --> 01:29:34,651
everyone is aware
548
01:29:34,818 --> 01:29:36,276
that you replaced
549
01:29:36,651 --> 01:29:37,985
Elisabeth Sparkle.
550
01:29:39,151 --> 01:29:42,276
And no doubt about it, you stepped in,
551
01:29:42,318 --> 01:29:43,943
you turned up the volume,
552
01:29:43,985 --> 01:29:46,151
and you rocked their world.
553
01:29:46,443 --> 01:29:48,068
Were you a fan of her show?
554
01:29:54,526 --> 01:29:55,693
Well...
555
01:29:56,943 --> 01:29:58,651
Well, I can't...
556
01:29:59,026 --> 01:30:01,693
I can't really say
that I actually watched
557
01:30:01,860 --> 01:30:02,860
her show.
558
01:30:03,485 --> 01:30:07,026
You do know that we're not exactly
from the same generation.
559
01:30:08,026 --> 01:30:09,568
And you have to admit
560
01:30:09,735 --> 01:30:11,068
it was a bit old-fashioned.
561
01:30:14,110 --> 01:30:15,526
Jurassic Fitness, really.
562
01:30:16,443 --> 01:30:17,901
Jurassic Fitness?
563
01:30:18,068 --> 01:30:19,235
It needed a change.
564
01:30:21,526 --> 01:30:22,901
I'll fucking show you.
565
01:30:24,193 --> 01:30:26,151
You wanna see some Jurassic Fitness?
566
01:30:29,443 --> 01:30:30,568
You want it?
567
01:30:31,485 --> 01:30:32,485
Come on,
568
01:30:32,610 --> 01:30:35,068
come get
your fucking Jurassic Fitness!
569
01:30:43,860 --> 01:30:46,026
But my mother was a huge fan of hers.
570
01:30:48,235 --> 01:30:50,068
So every morning,
571
01:30:50,610 --> 01:30:51,610
rain or shine,
572
01:30:52,860 --> 01:30:54,818
Sparkle Your Life was on TV.
573
01:30:55,068 --> 01:30:57,068
So, in a way, I grew up with her.
574
01:30:57,360 --> 01:30:58,943
Whether I liked it or not.
575
01:31:00,151 --> 01:31:02,860
I guess that's why you can say
we have some sort of connection.
576
01:31:03,110 --> 01:31:04,735
"Some sort of connection."
577
01:31:04,901 --> 01:31:06,110
You wouldn't exist
578
01:31:06,360 --> 01:31:07,443
without me.
579
01:31:18,860 --> 01:31:20,735
It is time, ladies and gentlemen,
580
01:31:20,776 --> 01:31:23,151
for our final question.
581
01:31:23,318 --> 01:31:25,110
The question that we ask
582
01:31:25,151 --> 01:31:29,276
each and every one of our guests.
583
01:31:29,901 --> 01:31:33,235
Would you share one of your little
584
01:31:33,276 --> 01:31:34,610
beauty secrets with us?
585
01:31:36,401 --> 01:31:38,110
Just one little trick of yours
586
01:31:38,276 --> 01:31:41,693
that helps you look so incredibly
stunning, I mean, look at you.
587
01:31:41,735 --> 01:31:43,443
- I don't know...
- Say it!
588
01:31:44,443 --> 01:31:45,818
Say it!
589
01:31:46,860 --> 01:31:48,401
- Let me think.
- Say it.
590
01:31:48,526 --> 01:31:50,818
Tell them
who your little beauty secret is.
591
01:31:50,985 --> 01:31:51,901
I guess...
592
01:31:52,026 --> 01:31:54,193
Why don't we just show them right here?
593
01:31:54,360 --> 01:31:55,860
Here's your little beauty secret.
594
01:31:55,985 --> 01:31:57,651
I guess I just try to be myself.
595
01:31:57,818 --> 01:31:58,818
To be sincere
596
01:31:58,985 --> 01:32:01,110
and grateful for all that I have.
597
01:32:01,860 --> 01:32:03,776
And to always remember
to lead with my heart.
598
01:32:04,610 --> 01:32:06,651
America's sweetheart.
599
01:32:16,526 --> 01:32:18,151
"I just...
600
01:32:19,068 --> 01:32:20,610
I try to be myself."
601
01:32:22,193 --> 01:32:23,360
Stop it!
602
01:32:24,443 --> 01:32:25,901
Stop it.
603
01:32:26,110 --> 01:32:27,818
You're taking it from me.
604
01:32:27,985 --> 01:32:30,151
That's your little secret.
605
01:32:30,318 --> 01:32:31,860
Stop it!
606
01:32:32,151 --> 01:32:34,860
Stop it, stop it, stop it.
607
01:32:46,318 --> 01:32:47,776
You have to...
608
01:32:47,943 --> 01:32:51,026
...control yourself!
609
01:33:10,693 --> 01:33:12,526
I can't go back inside her.
610
01:33:20,651 --> 01:33:22,110
Gross, old,
611
01:33:22,235 --> 01:33:23,485
fat,
612
01:33:24,276 --> 01:33:25,318
disgusting!
613
01:34:45,860 --> 01:34:47,235
Coming to bed?
614
01:34:47,943 --> 01:34:48,943
Yes.
615
01:34:49,735 --> 01:34:51,026
I'll be right there.
616
01:35:56,068 --> 01:35:57,401
- Yes?
- Hi!
617
01:35:57,443 --> 01:35:59,235
Hi, this is an emergency.
618
01:35:59,401 --> 01:36:01,318
There's no more stabilizer fluid.
619
01:36:03,443 --> 01:36:04,610
Hello?
620
01:36:05,860 --> 01:36:07,443
It's fucking 503.
621
01:36:07,568 --> 01:36:08,610
Yes.
622
01:36:09,568 --> 01:36:12,193
I'm telling you, this is urgent.
There's no more stabilizer fluid.
623
01:36:12,360 --> 01:36:14,235
It means you've reached the end.
624
01:36:16,651 --> 01:36:17,818
What do you mean, the end?
625
01:36:18,110 --> 01:36:19,485
You've drained it all out.
626
01:36:19,651 --> 01:36:20,693
If you want more,
627
01:36:20,735 --> 01:36:22,610
you must let the fluid regenerate.
628
01:36:23,401 --> 01:36:24,776
Tell me how to do it,
629
01:36:24,818 --> 01:36:27,068
I need to stabilize myself right now.
630
01:36:27,443 --> 01:36:29,068
You simply have to switch.
631
01:36:31,776 --> 01:36:33,068
Excuse me?
632
01:36:33,110 --> 01:36:35,776
The switch rebootsthe fluid secretion process
633
01:36:35,943 --> 01:36:38,401
so you can continueto enjoy the experience.
634
01:36:38,443 --> 01:36:40,401
No, no, no.
635
01:36:40,693 --> 01:36:42,110
I can't switch, I can't.
636
01:36:42,651 --> 01:36:44,193
Especially not now.
637
01:36:44,318 --> 01:36:46,110
There is no other option.
638
01:37:12,735 --> 01:37:13,860
Sue?
639
01:37:26,110 --> 01:37:27,276
Babe?
640
01:37:30,360 --> 01:37:31,401
Sue?
641
01:37:31,943 --> 01:37:33,068
You alright?
642
01:37:38,943 --> 01:37:40,276
Stressed out about tomorrow?
643
01:38:00,735 --> 01:38:02,735
Sue? Is something wrong?
644
01:38:07,735 --> 01:38:10,110
You a little cranky because
of your lady business?
645
01:38:14,860 --> 01:38:15,901
Sue, open the door.
646
01:38:17,151 --> 01:38:18,401
Come on, Sue.
647
01:38:18,985 --> 01:38:20,860
It's not funny,
I need to take a piss.
648
01:38:22,110 --> 01:38:23,443
Sue, open the door.
649
01:38:24,360 --> 01:38:26,068
Open the door, Sue. Come on.
650
01:38:27,485 --> 01:38:28,735
Babe.
651
01:38:31,651 --> 01:38:32,943
Open the door.
652
01:38:44,818 --> 01:38:45,901
Sue...
653
01:38:53,568 --> 01:38:54,901
Open the door!
654
01:38:55,818 --> 01:38:57,110
Get out!
655
01:38:57,735 --> 01:38:59,068
What the fuck?
656
01:39:00,026 --> 01:39:01,901
Get the fuck out!
657
01:39:02,235 --> 01:39:04,360
Who's this? Who the fuck is this?
658
01:39:04,485 --> 01:39:05,776
And leave me alone!
659
01:39:14,693 --> 01:39:16,526
What the fuck!
660
01:40:09,818 --> 01:40:10,860
Yes?
661
01:40:11,610 --> 01:40:12,651
I...
662
01:40:13,651 --> 01:40:15,568
It's 503,
663
01:40:16,693 --> 01:40:18,360
and I want to stop.
664
01:40:18,526 --> 01:40:21,818
Are you sure?Once you stop, you can't go back.
665
01:40:21,985 --> 01:40:23,568
I wanna stop!
666
01:40:23,735 --> 01:40:25,943
I wanna fucking stop.
667
01:40:26,318 --> 01:40:28,151
I wanna stop!
668
01:40:28,693 --> 01:40:29,818
We'll deliver.
669
01:41:16,818 --> 01:41:17,860
Sue? I--
670
01:41:17,943 --> 01:41:19,068
Fuck off!
671
01:42:39,568 --> 01:42:40,651
Are you sure?
672
01:42:43,110 --> 01:42:45,568
Once you stop, you can't go back.
673
01:42:45,901 --> 01:42:48,526
You will simply remain on your own.
674
01:42:49,235 --> 01:42:51,568
Just on your own.
675
01:42:53,318 --> 01:42:55,485
Just on your own.
676
01:42:55,526 --> 01:42:56,693
On your own...
677
01:42:56,735 --> 01:42:57,735
Shut the fuck up!
678
01:42:57,985 --> 01:42:59,360
On your--
679
01:43:47,860 --> 01:43:49,193
Elisabeth!
680
01:43:49,235 --> 01:43:50,401
We love you!
681
01:43:52,818 --> 01:43:54,235
Over here!
682
01:43:54,276 --> 01:43:55,943
We love you!
683
01:44:00,693 --> 01:44:01,985
I can't.
684
01:44:03,360 --> 01:44:04,401
I can't.
685
01:44:04,943 --> 01:44:06,735
I can't do this.
686
01:44:09,735 --> 01:44:11,235
I need you.
687
01:44:11,818 --> 01:44:12,985
Cause...
688
01:44:13,151 --> 01:44:14,985
I hate myself.
689
01:44:17,818 --> 01:44:19,610
You gotta...
690
01:44:19,860 --> 01:44:21,235
you gotta get ready,
691
01:44:21,401 --> 01:44:22,901
it's our big,
it's our big night.
692
01:44:24,860 --> 01:44:27,276
Come on, they're gonna
love you so much.
693
01:44:28,485 --> 01:44:29,526
Come on.
694
01:44:30,735 --> 01:44:31,735
Come on.
695
01:44:31,860 --> 01:44:33,026
One, two...
696
01:44:33,526 --> 01:44:34,776
you're the only lovable part of me,
697
01:44:34,818 --> 01:44:36,526
you have to come back.
698
01:44:36,693 --> 01:44:37,776
You have to come back!
699
01:44:38,110 --> 01:44:39,151
Come back...
700
01:45:02,860 --> 01:45:03,860
Come on.
701
01:45:05,651 --> 01:45:06,693
Come on.
702
01:45:13,235 --> 01:45:14,235
Come on!
703
01:51:16,943 --> 01:51:18,901
Got an hour and a half
for makeup. Hair...
704
01:51:19,026 --> 01:51:20,776
And then we gotta get you
to the fitting room, into your dress.
705
01:51:20,860 --> 01:51:23,610
After that we have one final test
on stage for lighting and sound.
706
01:51:23,651 --> 01:51:25,110
We have a bit of downtime
before the show starts.
707
01:51:25,151 --> 01:51:26,360
You got it?
708
01:51:26,526 --> 01:51:27,568
Okay, let's go.
709
01:51:27,693 --> 01:51:28,693
Come on.
710
01:51:35,485 --> 01:51:36,526
The dress.
711
01:51:37,151 --> 01:51:38,526
Wonderful!
712
01:51:39,026 --> 01:51:40,068
Perfect!
713
01:51:48,026 --> 01:51:49,526
And here you go...
714
01:51:57,276 --> 01:51:58,276
Good.
715
01:51:58,776 --> 01:51:59,901
Can we get the dance light?
716
01:52:05,068 --> 01:52:06,901
I'm gonna be right back, sorry.
717
01:53:32,985 --> 01:53:35,985
Sue. They need to see you on stage
to set the lights.
718
01:53:38,068 --> 01:53:39,151
Huh?
719
01:53:59,985 --> 01:54:01,485
Have you ever dreamt
720
01:54:02,568 --> 01:54:04,943
of a better version of yourself?
721
01:54:06,026 --> 01:54:07,235
More beautiful,
722
01:54:07,693 --> 01:54:09,110
more perfect...
723
01:54:09,276 --> 01:54:10,276
Sue?
724
01:54:12,110 --> 01:54:13,693
Yes, let me meet you there.
725
01:54:13,860 --> 01:54:15,735
Okay, so I'll wait for you on stage.
726
01:54:32,485 --> 01:54:33,526
Sue.
727
01:54:36,901 --> 01:54:39,318
Let me introduce you
to the shareholders.
728
01:54:39,401 --> 01:54:42,610
They have been dying to meet you.
729
01:54:46,068 --> 01:54:47,443
Is everything...
730
01:54:48,693 --> 01:54:50,026
okay?
731
01:54:54,735 --> 01:54:55,985
So, smile!
732
01:55:03,943 --> 01:55:06,110
It's what we want tonight!
733
01:55:07,068 --> 01:55:10,651
Pretty girls should always smile.
734
01:55:12,693 --> 01:55:13,735
Girls, come on.
735
01:55:13,943 --> 01:55:15,318
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
736
01:55:17,360 --> 01:55:18,610
Come on, we gotta go.
737
01:55:21,110 --> 01:55:23,193
Tiffany, Cindy, Ashley.
738
01:55:23,360 --> 01:55:24,610
Go, go, go!
739
01:55:24,776 --> 01:55:27,068
Feathers! Feathers! Feathers!
740
01:56:18,901 --> 01:56:20,318
Hey, ready for tonight?
741
01:57:10,151 --> 01:57:11,943
I need a better version of myself.
742
01:57:12,110 --> 01:57:14,860
Please give me
a better version of myself, please.
743
01:57:20,735 --> 01:57:22,235
Please!
744
01:57:23,943 --> 01:57:25,693
Come on!
745
01:59:19,901 --> 01:59:23,901
Looks like everything
sure is in the right place this time.
746
01:59:25,735 --> 01:59:26,901
Please say your name,
747
01:59:27,068 --> 01:59:28,568
age, measurements.
748
01:59:31,901 --> 01:59:33,193
I'm...
749
01:59:39,360 --> 01:59:40,735
I'm...
750
02:02:25,401 --> 02:02:26,485
Pretty girls
751
02:02:26,568 --> 02:02:29,193
should always smile.
752
02:03:04,026 --> 02:03:07,276
At last, we were starting to worry.
Hurry up, you're up in five.
753
02:03:25,985 --> 02:03:28,276
There she is, so beautiful.
754
02:03:29,360 --> 02:03:30,693
We love you!
755
02:03:32,360 --> 02:03:33,901
This is where you belong,
756
02:03:33,943 --> 02:03:35,485
and you'll always belong here.
757
02:03:35,651 --> 02:03:36,943
We can't do it without you.
758
02:03:37,110 --> 02:03:38,526
We could never do it without you.
759
02:03:39,443 --> 02:03:41,110
You're irreplaceable.
760
02:04:09,360 --> 02:04:11,443
Girls, come on, let's go.
What are we waiting for?
761
02:04:11,610 --> 02:04:12,693
Alright, come on, everybody.
762
02:04:12,776 --> 02:04:13,985
Let's go, let's go.
763
02:04:17,735 --> 02:04:20,193
You will not be disappointed.
764
02:04:20,985 --> 02:04:22,901
She's my most beautiful creation.
765
02:04:23,068 --> 02:04:25,485
I have shaped her for success.
766
02:06:18,193 --> 02:06:20,568
I'm so happy
767
02:06:20,651 --> 02:06:23,318
to be with you tonight.
768
02:06:26,193 --> 02:06:29,360
I've missed you all
769
02:06:29,485 --> 02:06:31,985
so much!
770
02:07:32,360 --> 02:07:33,901
The monster!
771
02:07:42,110 --> 02:07:43,526
Shoot the monster!
772
02:07:44,985 --> 02:07:45,985
It's a freak!
773
02:07:46,276 --> 02:07:47,318
No!
774
02:07:47,443 --> 02:07:49,651
Shoot the monster!
775
02:07:50,360 --> 02:07:51,443
Don't be scared
776
02:07:51,610 --> 02:07:52,693
Monster!
777
02:07:52,776 --> 02:07:54,235
It's still me.
778
02:07:54,485 --> 02:07:55,693
It's me!
779
02:07:56,568 --> 02:07:57,651
I'm Elisabeth.
780
02:07:57,693 --> 02:07:58,651
I'm Sue!
781
02:08:04,401 --> 02:08:05,443
Freak!
782
02:08:07,735 --> 02:08:09,860
You freak!
783
02:08:12,735 --> 02:08:14,526
Monster!
784
02:08:17,818 --> 02:08:18,943
Freak!
785
02:08:20,526 --> 02:08:22,193
Monster!
786
02:08:25,610 --> 02:08:27,026
It's me!
787
02:08:28,943 --> 02:08:30,526
Just me.
788
02:08:39,818 --> 02:08:41,068
I'm the same.
789
02:09:35,860 --> 02:09:38,360
Too bad her boobs aren'tin the middle of her face
790
02:09:38,401 --> 02:09:40,276
instead of that nose.
791
02:09:43,193 --> 02:09:44,193
Next!
792
02:09:50,276 --> 02:09:53,568
Pretty girls should always smile.
793
02:09:58,860 --> 02:10:01,360
At 50 it stops.
794
02:13:02,568 --> 02:13:03,860
So beautiful!
795
02:13:04,776 --> 02:13:05,985
We love you!
796
02:13:08,693 --> 02:13:10,652
You're irreplaceable!
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