All language subtitles for Pyaar-Ka-Punchnama-2-2015-Esubs

(Radio announcement)

Darn you, Chauka!
This is all your fault.

Oh, right! There was a race track
here, an hour ago.

Why are you whining?
I'm driving here!

Obviously, you would.
You're almost a Sardaar.

Today,
I'm driving on the way back.

Keep dreaming.

When I am drunk,
I only trust myself.

And I trust Chauka,
just slightly more than that.

I wouldn't even let
you drive sober.

Listen, I can drive drunk
better than both of you.

Have you lost it?

Are you planning to
fly over the traffic?

Are people in our country fools?

As if the traffic will clear
just by honking your horn!

He's honking as if the other
guy doesn't want to move on!

I'm here to settle down
and grow roots, right?

I've just decided I am going to
hold up the traffic and stay put.

Why are you hollering?
This is all your fault!

Yes, everything in your
life is my fault, right?

Don't mind him. He'll be still
saying the same when he has a kid!

This is all because of you!

Oh, man! Get a move on!

Okay.

Take the call, buddy.

Speak to aunt,
she must be getting hassled.

Forget about it!
She knows where I am.

But still,
she has to call every single day.

Sir. Your call.

Hey? Where? What?

Tell me, quick! I can't see it!

Hurry up and tell me,
it's got to be Obama!

Please, tell me!

Awesome!

Loser, why don't you say it loud
enough so they can hear you?

We don't lech like you.
We are admirers.

You fools are going to be
admiring away all your life.

Chauke, the day we
really like some girl...

...and admiration is not
enough we'll go to talk to her.

We'll be loving, polite.
Then, the ball is in her court.

Right, buddy?

Respect, Chauke.

I am more respectful than you!

I have never leched
at a girl so far.

When did you ever look at girls?

You've been to an
only boys school.

Then, you did engineering where
there are hardly any girls.

And the girls who are there and
halfway decent to look at...

...they won't spare
you a second glance!

They are the ones who are
committed, from the word go!

Now, you're getting the third degree
in a 4 by 4 cubicle, every day.

Sure, why don't you
join the torture squad?

It's a free for all!
Join the club.

Free for all?
Isn't the company paying you?

Fool, my dad's hounding
me with his MBA chant.

They scam us big time!

In the tenth grade, they
said, just one more year.

Do that and they say just two more years.
Get through engineering.

Then, they start
wailing about the IITs!

Do the IIT graduates have wings
sprouting out of their backs?

Then, they say, fine, whatever.
Just get a placement.

You're settled! But, nothing doing.
Now, they want me to do an MBA!

I've been working for four years, now!
I can't go back to school!

If we have relatives over,
there's more to stress out about.

His son joined this place,
his son is working in that place.

They all have a service
class, middle class mentality.

That reminds me.
I'm getting promoted.

An increment?
- About 30 percent.

God's justice is delayed and
denied, as well!

I do the legwork and
he gets promoted!

Better to have enemies
than a friend like you.

I'm a friend, but I'm human too.

It would hurt watching
someone like him get promoted.

Okay, fine. Congratulations.

Your increment is 30%, right?
You're buying the drinks from today.

What do you mean, from today?
When do you ever pay?

Did you forget who paid for the
snacks, day before?

Listen, I work hard for the money.
It's not dirty money, like yours!

You can get lost.

I won't spend a penny of
my dirty money of you.

You can used your hard
earned money for liquor.

Yes. And don't let the
loser drive the car, either.

Don't stress about that.
I'll drive.

What does that have
to do with the car?

It does. It's a hard earned car.

Either I or Chauka drive my
car, after drinking.

Because,
he's almost a Sardaar (Sikh).

Buddy, half a bottle
can't get the party going.

Shame on you!

We haven't even moved
out of the pub, yet.

The liquor will turn to water
if it hears you say that.

It's aged for 15 years
in some box in Europe.

And, it doesn't get the party
going, here!

If you can't get
drunk, have some water.

Why waste good money on it?

Listen, it's got to have the
feel, okay?

Sure, order Bisleri
for the right feel.

Why waste good liquor?

"I tell the bartender...

...I'm on a high, all night."

"Keep repeating my order."

"Just keep giving
me neat liquor."

"You can go home,
if you want to."

"Just do this for me."

"Just hand over the keys
of the cabinet to me."

"Just give me the keys.
It's a one on one with me and the liquor."

"No matter how much I hold
back, it won't let me be.'

"It's a one on one with
me and the liquor."

"No matter how much I hold
back, it won't let me be.'

"I just hate it."

"I am addicted to drink."

"Everyone tells me to quit."

"This is the work of the devil."

"Everyone drinks,
we just drink a little more."

"I just hate it."

"I am addicted to drink."

"Everyone tells me to quit."

"This is the work of the devil."

"Everyone will rise up."

"I won't give in."

"I will break the empty bottle."

"I won't turn away
from a drink."

"My friend lives in this alley."

"People love it here."

"I am going to drink
the bottle up."

"And still come back for more."

"It's a one on one with
me and the liquor."

"No matter how much I hold
back, it won't let me be.'

"Yes, I do drink."

"It's the worst thing to do."

"People just sip on wine."

"I drink,
till I lose my bearings."

"You can go home,
if you want to."

"Just do this for me."

"Just hand over the keys
of the cabinet to me."

"It's a one on one with
me and the liquor."

"No matter how much I hold
back, it won't let me be.'

"It's a one on one with
me and the liquor."

"No matter how much I hold
back, it won't let me be.'

Come on, buddy.

Have you lost it?

We have better things to do.

Come on, please, bro.
Aren't you my brother?

We just have to
stay for an hour.

You can drink free liquor.

And you complain that
I don't get you drinks.

Yes, right.
With uncle and aunt in tow.

So, what are they going to do?
I'll be drinking, too.

What are you both so busy
with, anyway?

We didn't say we're busy.

There'll be girls, too!

What's the point of me
seeing girls from Meerut?

Imagine that they are
from Delhi and look.

I'll pass. You carry on.

If you find someone,
give her my number.

I'll come along.

But, in his car.
And I'm driving.

Are you *** insane?

Carry on with the torture.
See if I come along, next time.

When it comes to you,
you just back off, completely!

You're just acting pricey
since I asked nicely.

And you!
Just park that car of yours, okay?

Come on, bro. Please?

Chiku!

Oh, my God!
- Your sister-in-law.

Where are you going?
- To get me some Chiku.

I'm glad, you dumped him.

What?

The one you met by mistake.

I'm not available, now.

There's no chance of that, now.

Certainly not while I am alive.

So,
when are you planning to die?

Right now. Almost there.

Yeah!

Cheers.

981...

...941...

...7038.

I forget stuff, when I drink.

I am not something
you can forget.

What do you think?
Will she forget?

Let's have a Patiala (drink).

I am telling you...

There she is.

Priyanka is coming too.

Priyanka!

Come on, make some for us, too.

Supriya. Kamal.

Hi. - Siddharth.

Hi. - Hi.

Varun. - Hi!

How do you want it?
- Half soda, half water.

Down the hatch! Hurry up!

"Sister,
your brother-in-law is insane."

"Sister,
your brother-in-law is insane."

"Just look at him
baiting the girls!"

"Just look at him
baiting the girls!"

Yes, mom?

I'm on the way.

No, Sidhharth's...

I'm with Sidhharth.

Yes, mom.

Bye. Okay.

Oh yeah!

Oh yeah!

"L O V E...Love."

"Rock-n-Roll."

I'm done. You can carry on.

Sorry?

Oh, no. You're misunderstanding.

I wasn't ogling at you.

The trainer isn't here. So he asked
me to keep an eye on your form.

So, how was my form?

Well, running was 8 on 10.

I mean,
it's a sure thing that eloping...

...running isn't
an issue at all.

Abs, almost nine on ten.

But, I'd advise you not to do
that, too much.

Yes,
you could have a better back.

It's a 6 on 10, right now.

Especially at this young age.

You really need a strong back.

And squats and stretching?
10 on 10.

So, how do I get a
ten on ten in all?

It's not too difficult.

I can work on you...
your form, till you get 10 on 10.s.

And what would you
charge for your services?

A coffee and a conversation?

Costa? Five?

Do you want to pretend
to have a conversation?

Or, do you really want
to have a conversation?

How about seven? My place?

So, are you going to
tell me your name, or...

Tarun.

Kusum.

Here you are.
Take a bitter mouthful.

Did you ever think,
it would come to this?

What happened?
- He found a girl in Meerut.

Are they getting you married?

What do you mean that?

I found her.
And she asked for my number.

She wanted to recover his data.

That's just an excuse.

And why are you getting so
jealous, loser?

You should be happy for me.

Forget about him.

You tell me. How did you score?

You won't believe it!
I was in great shape, yesterday.

For a moment, I thought she was ogling
me, more than I ogled her.

First, I was boozing with the
boys and she came with her friend.

Then, when I noticed her a
bit, she began to smile.

I met her,
even while I was dancing.

I mean,
we danced to the wedding song...

...it was like a
reel life moment.

Did you ask her, properly?

I hope, she's not distantly
related in some way.

Desperate boys often slip
up like that in weddings.

You be quiet.

She's not related, okay?
She was coming to Noida.

So, I said, you don't have to go alone.
I'll drop you home.

It's not safe, you know?

Protection? So you did it from
the point of view of protection?

Then, did you get her to tie a rakhi
and promise to protect her forever?

Gogo, let it go.
This is serious.

So, did you get the hard
disk, while you were at it?

*** you! You're getting
to be just like him.

You can't bear to see me happy.

It's not my fault,
you're not getting any!

The house seems
like prison to me.

It's good, I have Supriya, now.

I was thinking, there's no point
in wasting time with you guys.

I remember all the stuff
dad used to say about you.

Listen, we are happy.
Now, tell me more.

Well, she's coming home at 4 pm.

To our house?
- Yes, loser! To our house.

The girl calls me up at
10 am in the morning.

She said, hi, this is Supriya.
Remember me, from last night?

Supriya.
Sounds so sweet just to say it.

It feels as if, Ms.
Lata has sung a ballad.

"It feels, as if...
- Alright, zip it. It's a very sweet name."

Don't get addicted to the
sugar or you'll get diabetes.

So, tell me. Did you get a call?

Not yet.
- Which call is he expecting?

He's not lagging too far behind.

He certainly gave his number.

Didn't he tell you?

I see, so that's it!

How can that loser
tell me about it?

I've set up for a date and
he didn't even get a call!

No wonder! He's up early on a
Sunday and touching that phone...

...as is Katrina Kaif is
about to pop out of it!

And that's why you're so
jealous, loser!

You didn't get a call,
and you're calling my girl, my sister!

Listen, guys like you who pass out
their numbers are a dime a dozen.

Girls don't call
up just like that.

You can take that from me in
writing, you won't get any calls!

Hello? - I was just checking.

Are you dead yet? - I was saved.

By me? - No. By Kiwi and Litchi.

Their names are Ruchi and Tina.

Those are really boring names.

I like a name like Chiku.

Full of juice. So juicy!

So, what's your name? Fruity?

Anshul. Get it tattooed.

I've heard,
you're prone to forgetting.

Do you forget to have dinner
or do you forget that too?

Le Bistro Du Parc?

See you at 7? - See you.

So, brothers.

There's no hard disk,
there's no data.

No data recovery, either!

When a boy and girl schedule a
meeting without any agenda...

...it's called a date.

Awesome, my boy.
You've saved my image.

So, Chauka,
you were saying something to me.

Buddy, let's clean up quickly.

Let's book you a ticket.
- For what?

He's going on a date, too.
Obviously, you'll watch a movie.

Or are you going to be wandering
aimlessly outside the house?

I'm not going anywhere.

Clean this mess up,
and get out of here, quietly!

Your sister-in-law
will be here at 4 pm.

I've got a date at 7 pm!
Why must I leave so early?

Gogo, don't kill me, now.

Aren't you my brother?
Don't I clear out, when you have company?

You would have to leave.

You seem to forget the
lease is in my name.

So,
that's what it's come to now.

You had to say that to me.

I called her over,
since I thought it's my house.

Alright.

I was mistaken. - Hey, ***!

Cut the melodrama.

Back off! I'm leaving,
since you called me brother.

Go for any reason, but, just go!

Then, I'll tie you a rakhi
and get a tattoo saying...

...that you are my brother.

Oh, hi. Come in.

Hi.

Really sorry,
the house is in such a mess.

Actually, my friends stay with
me, I just stepped in, just now.

Oh. I see.

Will you have something?
Cause, this is going to take some time.

I can order a pizza.

I don't mind some water.

Sure, I'll get it.

Please, make yourself comfortable.
- Okay.

Water?

Can I touch it to my lips?

More?

No, thanks. - Okay.

So, you work at a call center?

BPO. - BPO.

Excuse me.

Happy anniversary, sir!

This is not mine.
Sorry, you've the wrong address.

Mr. Siddharth? - Yes?

It's for you, sir.

Happy Anniversary to
Mr. Siddharth and Ms. Supriya...

It's not mine, buddy!
Why don't you just wait for a bit?

Listen, it's not mine.
I didn't place any order.

It's a gift for you, sir.

Listen, I told you.

Take this away.
We don't want it.

It's paid, sir.
I can't take it back.

*** ***, did you order it?

Yes, what's the
score, my brother?

Did you open the account yet?

*** give the phone to Thakur.

Two, please.
- Did sister-in-law like the flowers?

Thakur, what is this ***?
You can't do stuff like that!

It's okay for us,
why make the poor girl feel uncomfortable?

Uncomfortable? Darn you,
you threw me out of my own house.

And you want her to
feel comfortable?

Get lost, you guys!

Get lost, it seems.
- Get lost, is it?

Supriya, I'm really sorry.
This...

...my friends Gogo and
Thakur were just kidding...

It's okay.

(Didi tera devar
deewana phone ringtone)

Yes, brother.
Is the ring tone alright?

Yes, it's fine.

Listen, just come back home.

Okay, enjoy yourself.
That was the last of it.

Oh, my.
So, you told them that, too?

Well, actually...

Are you going to give me some
wine, or...

Hi.

Thank you.

You're quite
beautiful, actually.

I mean, I know love at first
sight is a pretty useless concept.

But, it's possible with you.

I'm not saying that I
am, though.

So, don't get me wrong.

But, it could happen with you.

So I am.

How many hours did you think and
prepare to get that line right?

Why don't you hit me with
the line you rejected?

Oh!

Okay, let's hear the one
which was the least bad.

You know, what was my
favorite fruit as a kid?

And?

You can't be here.
You have to leave.

Why? - Outside
eatables not allowed.

Ruchika. The name is Ruchika.

Oh, my God,
that name is a flashback to the 70s.

It's a nice name!

Excuse me. - Yes.

Can you get me a Chiku soup?

Sorry, sir. I don't have that.

Chiku salad? - Sorry, sir.

I am sure, you have some Chiku halwa!
- Sorry, sir.

If I knew you're an engineer...

...I promise you,
you wouldn't have stood a chance.

Nobody is as boring
as an engineer.

Give us engineers
one chance and see.

No. Engineers are boring.

Well, at least you don't
look like an engineer.

Why?
What do engineers look like?

Like uncles.

Like your uncle?

No, just uncles in general.

Okay, how much do I
owe you for the wine?

Oh, it's okay.

No Tarun, it's not okay.

How much for that?

And this is not boring?

It's a non negotiable for me.

I'll take it.

Let me salvage the image
of the engineers, first.

"The machines of my
heart are in motion..."

"...now that,
I have seen her branded walk."

"All my wicked, lazy desires...

...are excited by the
glow on her face."

"The machines of my
heart are in motion..."

"...now that,
I have seen her branded walk."

"All my wicked, lazy desires...

...are excited by the
glow on her face."

"All the girls,
and so many of them around...

...yet,
I've given up chasing them."

"Let the word get out,
fill the pages of newspapers...

...with all the writeups."

"The loverboys' hearts...

...now, belong to Paro."

"The loverboys' hearts...

...now, belong to Paro."

"Paro in the town."

"Her shiny stole is sheer poison,
while her eyes are brown."

"Paro's tattoo shimmers."

'It's a piece of diamond."

"You look full on
desi, my love..."

...but, you've got an
international attitude."

"Paro's tattoo shimmers."

'It's a piece of diamond."

"You look full on
desi, my love..."

...but, you've got an
international attitude."

"Take a little break
and look into my eyes."

"I am a fan of your charms."

"The fever is
rising higher and...

...now, the loverboys
are afflicted with love!"

"The loverboys' hearts...

"The loverboys' hearts...

...now, belong to Paro."

"The loverboys' hearts...

...now, belong to Paro."

Good morning.

It's certainly good for you.

What's the matter with him?
- He's going to meet his mom-in-law.

When did that happen?

Loser, you have to leave the
room to know what happened.

Did she inform the family?
- I guess, she'll tell them today.

Or, who knows?
She may have already told them.

She said,
she wants me to meet her parents.

When are you going
to tell your family?

I will have to do that, soon.

Who knows? Aunt might bring the
marriage topic to the table.

Besides, her family is
rather old fashioned.

There are no issues at my place.
But still...

Yes, right.
Why should you have any issues?

It's not as if you
listen to anyone.

You can just send
your dad an invite.

So, what about your kitty party?

Tonight. But, I'm leaving now.

I have to take Chiku and
Ruchi to the nail spa.

Are you going to
apply the nail polish?

The lady is sleeping.

Did you make the tea, Mr. Thakur?
- He did.

Good morning.

Good morning.

And we drank it, too.

So, we're leaving.

Wait up. Where are you going.

Sit.

He's going for Ruchi's
birthday party.

And this man here is going
to meet his mom-in-law.

Really?
- No, I'm just meeting her, casually.

Let's all meet up
together, once.

I mean, us, Chiku, Supriya.

I also want to meet them.

Yes, of course.

Let's have dinner
tomorrow after the match.

I was telling Tarun.

Yes.

Let's go.

Bye.

Just see about the rent.

Sharma called up.

I'll pay tomorrow.

Don't you all split?

The rent? We do. - Yes.

I mean, we don't do the math
for every little thing, but...

I just think,
every little thing may seem trivial...

...but, food, petrol,
electricity...

...all of that just adds
up, right?

Don't worry about it.

It's open.

Hello, aunt. - Hello.

Hey!

Come in, Siddharth!

Aunt.

What is this? - What is what?

You should have brought
the wedding procession!

What do you mean?

Why are you all dolled up?

Supriya, you told me to come
home to meet your parents.

Siddharth, I said, come home.

If my parents are around,
you can meet them, too.

What do you mean? - Siddharth!

You're here,
like any of my other friends.

As a friend.

I thought...
- Siddharth, please understand.

I can't take the risk
of them saying no.

I want them to get
to know you first.

They should start liking you.

And, then I will tell
them at the right time.

Yes.

Come along, meet my friends.

Hi!

That's Siddharth.
- Hey, hi. What's up?

I'm waiting in the car!
I won't wait on the road!

Do you see a white pillar?

What pillar?
- Just a moment, sir.

Why do you need a moment?
- She'll be here. - A black car...

Walk towards it, then!
- She's on the phone.

Look at her. There she is.

I can't see you.

The fat lady, the ugly kid...

Okay, I see you!

There she comes.

Where did she go?

Gogo, tell me.
Whose nails are better?

Gogo?

Cheating!

Gogo?

Look at them.
- Chiku, they're nice.

Really? - Yes.

I hate them.
I specifically told her, periwinkle.

She ruined my style on purpose.

But she said,
it'll get like that when it dries up.

No, it won't.
I'm a 110 % sure it just won't happen.

See, Gogo? Do you think this
will match periwinkle blue?

Chiku, where's my phone?

I don't know. - Oh, no.

Give me a call!

Check your bags.

My nails are wet, Gogo.
- Her nails are wet, Gogo!

No, no, no!

Tina! - Tina!

My bag.

Gogo, you check.

Take a look! - Make a call!

Yes, Chiku! - Make the call.

Chiku!

What's happening?

It's ringing.

It must be on silent mode.

It's not vibrating either.

It's in silent mode, Gogo!

Let's go back.

Chiku, I'm going to stop
for a bit and check.

No, I'm sure I left it back there.
Let's go back!

Gogo, let's turn back!
- Yes, Chiku!

Gogo, turn back!
- Yes, Chiku, I need to get to a U-turn!

We need to get to a U-turn.

When is the U-turn
expected to turn up?

Where's everybody else?

Aunt, Arjun has a shift.
- I see.

Uncle, this is Siddharth.
- Hello, uncle.

I haven't seen you before.

Uncle, I...
- Uncle, he doesn't have any time.

We keep asking him to meet up.

What do you do, son?

I work in TCS, as a software engineer.
- Oh.

He repaired sister's hard
drive from the wedding.

Really? Thank you.

We were worried about that.

Your printer is not working
either, right?

Can you take a look, son?
- Yes, aunt.

Right now?

Eat your food, first. - Okay.

The rice, son?
- No, that's enough, thank you.

Pass me the rice!

Supriya's dad will eat some.

Don't you think,
when uncle and aunt will find out later...

...they will be all the
more upset that you lied?

Siddharth! I know my parents.

It's difficult for them to
accept that I'm dating someone.

Specially for dad.

My family isn't
like your family.

If dad finds out,
I'll be doomed.

I will have to quit
working and socializing.

Do you trust me?

Absolutely.

I'm so excited! - Hey.

Baby. - It's my...

What happened?

No one loves me!

I love you, Tina. I love you.

I also love you, right?

Tina, I love you.

See? Anshu also loves you.

I love you, too!

I'll drive.
- Yes, Tina'll drive.

Baby! Baby!

Anshu, let's go.

Baby, she's drunk.

I'm not drunk!

Do you think I'm drunk?
I'm not drunk.

I love being a queen.

Dance! It's her birthday!
- Yeah.

Watch it, watch out for the side!
- Awesome!

Baby is in trouble!
- Baby is in trouble!

Sunny! - Sunny!

Happy Birthday, Ruchi!

Thank you, Sunny!
- Sunny, say hi to Anshu!

Hi, Anshu! - Hey!

Gogo... - Sunny.

No, no, no, no!

No!

Oh, no!

Hi! - Hello.

You're shameless.
Four overs are done.

Don't blame him, Sid.
We got held up at the car garage.

See?

He retired.

Yeah, Gogo? - Yeah, baby.

What happened? - Sachin retired.

What about the car?
- Nothing much. Just a bit...

Sid, you won't believe
what happened yesterday.

Tina was so drunk,
she completely passed out.

And when Tina drinks drinks...

...then I don't think
anyone can stop her.

Right, Gogo?

Yes.

Then what?

Then, Tina wanted to drive.

She said, give me the keys.

Then, what?

Then, Gogo couldn't refuse.

I mean, it was Ruchi's birthday!

And we were all so high!

Right, Gogo?

Yes, I mean, since it was her
birthday, so... - Yes.

I mean, you won't believe
how fast we drove!

Really? We touched 110, I think.

Or was it 120, Gogo?

It was around 70, I think.

No, Gogo! How would you know?

We were in the back seat.

Tina told me, it was 120.

But, Sid, despite the
speed, nothing happened.

And you know when we banged?

When, Gogo?

While parking.

I mean, isn't that hilarious?

Nothing happened
the whole way...

...and we got hit while parking!

How silly!

Very silly.

Yeah! Match.

Chauka (Four runs)!

Chauka!

Chauka!

Chauka!

Chauka! - Yes!

Alright, they will win, easily.

I'll see you tonight?

Where? - At the club.

Tina told you in the morning.

Aren't we all going for
dinner, today?

I told you, remember?

Yeah, right. I forgot.

Cool. See you guys.

I'll drop you. - No, no.

I have a driver. Bye.

Bye. - I could still drop you.

She'll go. Gogo.

See you.

You don't let me so much as
touch the keys after drinking!

And Tina was burning the tires at
120 since it was Ruchi's birthday!

While you were romancing
in the back seat!

He can let drunk
women drive the car.

But, even if I have a
hangover, I take a rickshaw.

He doesn't care for anyone.

I tell you,
let's pack his stuff up...

...and toss him out of our
house, at this very moment.

What's your problem, fool?
He lets you drive it.

And our house?
You seem to forget I signed the lease.

Loser, I am not fighting for myself.
I'm not selfish like you.

I am fighting for the rights of all
friends, who have friends like him.

But, you won't get it.
You're useless, loser!

He's totally pathetic, man!

If a man can be late for an India
Pakistan match, he's lost to us.

Look at me! On principle,
I haven't missed a single toss!

The world may turn topsy turvy.

Some rules in your life
aren't broken for anyone.

It may be your parents,
your boss, the best of friends.

"Sister,
your brother-in-law is insane."

Yes, Supriya?

Yes, Supriya.

Yes, Supriya.

Yes, Supriya.

Supriya and her mom want
to go to Gaffar market.

They want to buy a printer.

Six runs!

Yes.

Yes, Sidhharth chose a printer.

It's nice.

It's the perfect price.
Should I buy it?

Alright.

Please pack this. - Okay, ma'am.

Shall we leave, aunt?

Yes, there is a dress shop next door.
Let's go there.

Who does she think she is?

Cold milk and chocos!

Shall we go? - Already?

Let's have another
round of the same.

I have a shift, actually.

Call center?

BPO.

Forget about it.

What do you mean by that?

What is she trying to prove?

That we're all cheap?

I didn't say anything, because of
you and your equation with Tarun.

Otherwise, I'd buy the restaurant
and hit her in the face with it.

Witch!

We're splitting, right?

It's okay.

No, Tarun, it's not okay.

We'll split. It's not on you.

I'll take it later from you.

Here.

It's okay.

I will tell Goga and Chauka
about each one's share.

Right. - It's okay.

Why did you have to do that?
- What do you mean?

Why are you getting into it?

Goga, Chauka and I
have our own equation.

And why are you even
getting into money matters?

Why? Because I'm a girl...

...that's why, I'm not supposed
to get into money matters?

Tarun, I don't agree with it.

I did what I thought was right.

Yes, you could have
done that later.

Why did you involve
everyone in it?

I didn't involve everyone.

I said, I'm splitting.

Now, it's up to them
if they feel guilty...

...that after I am saying
it, they got their cards out?

That's bound to happen,
if you insult everyone.

Who did I insult?

I did what I always do!

And I won't be
apologetic about it.

You know,
this has always mattered to me.

It's non negotiable for me.

I am not forcing anyone.

But I will not participate
in this exploitation...

...in the name of friendship.

And if you have any
problem, then, fine!

I won't go out
with your friends.

Anyways, I barely know them.

Kusum. - Just decide.

Am I the kind of girl you want in
your life, who speaks her mind?

Or am I too uncomfortable
for your world?

Call me, when you are sure.

Thakur, come in, Thakur.

Thakur.

Yes.

What did the lady say?

What did Chiku say?

She said, she'd buy the restaurant
and hit her in the face with it.

You whine over the cost of
a plate of snacks, fool!

Supriya seemed quite upset.

That's just the way she looks.

Don't think too hard.

She is new to our lives.

She'll need some time
to figure it out.

Those who really care say things
that make people uncomfortable.

Otherwise, why should she care?

Girls have to feel that
their boyfriends...

...support their
ways and methods.

Take the call, support her.

I'll do it later, fool.

It's not like you.
We have an understanding.

We understand each other
without a word being said.

Thanks for not
picking up my phone.

I've understood,
I will never bother you again.

Bye.

Over and out.

Understood, what?

Anshu, I've realized.

Chiku, what have you realized?

That I am better off alone.
- What?

Anshu, no! I've decided.

Decided what, baby?

That I don't need you all.

I can be happy alone,
I don't need anyone.

Chiku, baby.

You all think,
I'm dependent on you'll.

I won't be able to live
without any of you.

That is so wrong!

I don't need any one of you.

At least tell me what happened?

I clearly told Ruchi,
we can't go out clubbing today.

But, we can go tomorrow.

So, how is that my fault?

Did you ask me before making
the dinner plan with Kusum?

But, I told you, right?
- See? You told me.

Why should I change my
life as per you people?

Why should I snuff out every
one of my wishes for all of you?

I wanted to go clubbing
and they went without me!

I didn't want to
go out for dinner.

But, I had to go for Kusum.

I went there and was told me
and my boyfriend are cheap.

I am sorry, baby.

Of course, you can't live
your life for anyone else.

Who's it? - Ruchi.

Do not pick her call!

Chiku!
- You want to take her call?

Fine, you go to her.

Don't even mention that witch!
She ruined your mood!

I don't even want
to look at her.

Damn right, you won't.

I won't speak to her
and neither will you.

You know what? Text her.

Text her, right now.

What you did today... No.

After what you did
to Chiku today...

...don't ever expect me
to talk to you again.

Ever. Like, never. Ever, ever.

Write that, Gogo!

Sent. - Good.

The dinner bill.

Please, pay it on time,
it's a non negotiable.

"Sister,
your brother-in-law is insane."

Yes, Supriya?
- It's mom's birthday, today.

Buy a cake.

Pick me up after the shift.

Yes, Supriya.

Your mom's birthday!

Wish her first of
all in the morning.

Don't forget. Save a reminder.

I thought, I'd come up now...

It will look odd if you
come up at this time.

Pink?
Pink, pink, pink, pink, pink!

No, Anshu! Concentrate!

Salmon pink, old rose pink.

Carnation pink, hot pink.
Magenta pink.

Come, now we'll choose reds.

Looks nice, right?

Hey, what's the matter?
- It's too expensive.

Tarun, I told you,
I didn't want you to buy it.

Can't I get you a gift?

Promise me, no expensive
gifts, after this?

Yes, sure.

So, is it done?

Yes, uncle. Almost done. - Dad.

What is it? - Nothing.

Hi!

Is the patch up done?

You tried to make sure it
didn't, but it is done!

Let's go out.

Your choice. It'll be my treat.

Don't forget to take it from me.

Why don't you buy a new one?

I am saving up for an iPhone.

I just have to use this for
another couple of months.

Tarun, I am not taking this.

Seriously.

Grey or silver, sir? - Gold.

When will you tell them?

I will tell them when
the time is right.

Cheers! - Cheers.

Yeah, baby.

You were just waiting to drop me
and go back to your friends, right?

Yeah, baby. No, baby!

It's been two hours since
you dropped me home.

You still haven't called me.

Yeah, baby. No, baby.

"Finally your senses
are tingling."

"Entered boyfriend Bunty."

"You ran for your life
thinking it's all useless."

"She said you're
her best friend.

"She blinked her eyes
and brought a collar."

"Kissed you on the forehead..."

"...followed by
an innocent hug."

"He was jumping with joy..."

You know, sometimes I feel
one must have a credit card.

What if you need cash suddenly?

What if you have to buy
something, online?

I've applied twice.
I just can't get it.

I can get you an
add on on my card.

No!

Seriously, no.

"She sounded really sweet..."

"That he was playing..."

Yes, uncle.
- I hit the 1 billion lottery!

I got an email.
- The 1 billion lottery?

Who sent you the email?

It's from Coco Cola, Germany.

Uncle, actually, that's a scam.
Everyone gets that.

What do you mean by that?

I got it, there must be something to it.
- Right, uncle.

Come home at once.
- Yes, right away, uncle.

"The collar's strapped,
you've become a dog."

I told my mom about us.

She likes you.

What are you trying to
tell me by saying that?

I am just telling you
that I told mom...

Do you know how guilty I feel?

You think,
I don't want to tell them.

I never said that.

Do you trust me?

Isn't this dress a
bit too revealing?

Typical boyfriend!

Anshu, please.
I know you think I am dumb.

But, just because you're my
boyfriend that doesn't mean...

...that you are going to
teach me how to dress.

"The collar's been strapped,
you've become a dog."

Such a rip off!

I told you, it's overpriced
and not value for the money.

And the food's so not worth it.

Next time, you want to burn up some
cash, give it to me.

I make better food at home.

Anshu, your facebook
status is still single.

You don't want to tell
people you're with me?

I don't even remember the last
time I logged in on Facebook.

And you're talking
about my status!

It's just Chiku's status is
committed, in a relationship.

And your status is single.

Don't you think it's weird?

Yes, it is. - Yes, it is?

Don't you know we are together?

Yes, but what's the problem
with changing the status?

Tell me the password.

Let me login.

You don't trust Chiku?

Don't ask me, again.

Dobara (Again).

Mat Poochna (Don't ask).

So, guys,
the demo for the next sale is on.

They are coming over at
7:30 pm tomorrow evening.

Check the UI thoroughly,
one last time in the morning.

Okay?

Tarun, it will be
really great for us...

...if you could
attend this meeting.

Even after office hours.

Yeah.

Hello? - Good morning.

Urgent? - What?

Is it something urgent?

I mean, I just...
- I'll call you.

What are you doing?
- You come here.

Sit down here.

Look at this.

I want to make a site.

For this, too.

Uncle, we have to create a
profile, after signing up.

Then, do it. - For whom?

For her.

For Supriya,
who else do you think?

Hi! When did you arrive?

Dad called him.

We wanted to check the matrimonial
website on the internet.

Father's name. You know that.

Height. - Well...

Five six.

Put that in.

And weight?

58.

Put that in.

Complexion? - Fair.

No, very fair.

Drink, no. Smoke, no.

The profile is ready.
Start looking for boys.

I was going to tell you.

But, you thought,
I am not ready.

Siddharth, please.

Don't stress me out any
more, right now.

Seriously? I find out from your
parents, just by chance...

...that they are scouting for
boys for you and you are stressed!

I am 25!

At this age,
all the parents start looking.

And it's not like,
they know I have a boyfriend.

They are bound to look, right?
- What does that mean?

They aren't going to
tell themselves that!

I know, Siddharth, but...

...the point is,
that it is complicated now.

How can I tell them suddenly
after you are so close to them?

They'll feel cheated.

Now, they will feel worse that
you always had bad intentions.

What is that supposed to mean?

I want to marry you!

Since when is that
a bad intention?

Siddharth,
you may or may not believe it...

...but I want to marry you, too.

Supriya.

I'll be there.

I was calling you.

Anything urgent?

Baby, I was a bit stressed
out due to work at that time.

Yes.

The boss is hounding
me these days.

Tarun, that's what a
boss is meant to do.

At least,
you should have listened to me.

I'm sorry.

It was something urgent.
- What was it?

It's done, now.

Okay, but what was it?

What can you do about it now?
It's all done.

Still, tell me.

Why?

Oh, you want to know,
since you don't believe it was urgent.

No! Anyways, forget about it.

It's done, right? So what?

No, Tarun. That's not the point.

You always act as if you
are the only one who works.

Kusum,
they pay me 300,000 a month!

You don't...
- Okay, so say what you mean.

Your job is more important
since you earn more than me.

What about me?
I earn just 50,000!

So of course,
I can spare time for you.

My work doesn't really matter.

Baby, all I am saying is
that the higher the salary...

...the more employers
expect from you.

I am doing this for both of us.

But, I can't help it.
I am under pressure.

On top of that,
my boss doesn't like me.

I'm just sick of this job.

Then, why are you doing it?
Quit!

It's not like I
haven't thought of it.

But, it's not so easy.

We need it.

And we have to plan a lot.

I am doing that.

But, it will take some time.

I've planned to start
something on my own.

But, first I have
to set up the base.

I have to create some security.

Okay?

Yes.

Hi. - Who's Neha?

She was m y ex-girlfriend.

We never discussed her,
so there was nothing to tell.

I never thought about
deleting the mails.

So, do you still read them?

Here, let me delete them.

All done? Happy, now?

Happy? I'm not so shallow.

So, this is why you
didn't change your status!

While she is single,
you can't change your own.

You've already changed it.

And you logged into my
mail, too.

You know it's not right.
Did I say anything about it?

Logging in is such
a cardinal sin!

We aren't even talking about
what I found after logging in!

I am so sorry!

Please change your password.

Change it for Gmail, too.

You'll have to change it for
Skype, Yahoo, everything!

Neha, what is this...

Did you just call me Neha?

What?

What did you just say?

I said, the topic about Neha is
done, right?

Don't you lie to me!

You stored those lousy
mails, you called me Neha!

And then, you're lying to me.

Baby, I just mixed up 2
sentences in a hurry, I swear!

It was just a casual
relationship with her.

You're so insensitive!

No wonder she left you.

Chiku, she didn't leave me.

We had a...

...why are we talking about her?

Do you still miss her?

What do you want from me?

Should I get her to talk to you?

I'm sorry,
I dated someone else before you.

I didn't know that I was going
to date Chiku at some point.

If I knew,
I wouldn't have dated anyone else.

How many other girlfriends are
you in touch with on Facebook?

And, we are back!

There is no one else, my lady!

Neha and I aren't in
touch, either.

Please, trust me.

Don't you talk to
me about trust.

I found the mails in your
account and you called me Neha.

Baby, why don't you
just delete my account?

Yes, so you can reactivate
it, in case we break up.

How did you manage to make
this about our breakup?

Since when is
Facebook so important?

Post your picture on my profile.

Send yourself public
messages from my account.

About how much I love you!

Why are you so hassled
about a casual relationship?

Do you think,
I'm that desperate?

You're going to say that about me
to your next girlfriend, right?

Casual relationship?
I was just having fun?

Baby. I love you.

And how will I say it since
there won't be anyone after you?

Because,
I am not going to let you go.

Do you even know
why I called you?

It was because of Neha.

No! See?
That's what you think of me!

I called because...

...Ruchi is going
back home for 2 weeks.

So, the house is
going to be empty.

You can come and live with
me, if you wish.

But, now I think I
am going to ask Tina.

No baby, why call Tina?
I'm still around!

No, Gogo. Just let it be.

Don't do this, Chiku!

I am sorry, Chiku!
I love you, baby.

Do you know,
I've prayed so hard for this very day?

I wanted Ruchi to go home!

I made so many plans!

Just like girls plan
for their honeymoon.

Exactly like that.

You can't survive without
Chauka and Thakur.

Without whom?

Chauka and Thakur!

Chauka and Thakur, who?

Yes.

I just hope those fools hate me.

Which fools? The three fools?

The boy's family.
- Which boy's family?

The people who came
home on Sunday.

I told dad.

How much I hated the way...
- The boy's family came to meet you?

The boy's parents came over.

It was a general first meeting.

Are you kidding me?

Why did you tell me so soon?
Why not on the wedding day?

Well, I did tell you.
- After meeting them.

Siddharth, I told you myself.

I could have hid this from you.

Besides, you don't have to behave
as if you don't know anything.

How would I know?

Who created the profile?
- Your dad strong-armed me into it.

Dad is looking at profiles.

So, obviously the boy's family
is going to come to meet me.

What is so astounding
about that?

So, do the horoscopes match?

The wedding date is set and
the invites have been printed.

It's just another boy.

Don't mind it.
You can officiate as the priest.

What's all this about
waiting for the perfect time?

Is she going to release
a rocket to Mars?

Is she consulting an astrologer
about when to tell her family?

Should I call the astrologer
and have an oblation?

What is up?

Seriously, don't they get it?

I mean, I'm a young
boy with a good job...

...and I have quit boozing and
my friends to languish at home.

Obviously,
it's for their daughter.

Why else should I want to
change bulbs and mend printers?

It's not as if he's Bill Gates and
I love grocery shopping for him.

What do I get out of it?
I have parents, they have birthdays.

Do they, by some chance
feel, that...

...an orphan child is looking
for his parents, through them?

No, come on!
Once uncle asked me.

About my dad's profession.

I figured,
I had hit the jackpot!

Then, he tells me,
if your dad needs insurance let me know.

I have a friend,
who is an agent.

So, even if I go
ahead and say it...

...uncle, Supriya and I are going to
elope, he won't listen.

He will say, really?
Pay the power bill, as you leave.

Is the Tata website not working?
- What?

The power website.

***, it's an expression.
It's a way of saying it.

He's not actually
going to say that.

Who's listening to you, anyway?
Both my cards were declined.

How should I know?
Check the statement, ***!

Am I under contract to do
odd jobs for every family?

I didn't pay a bill at my place.
All of you have turned into a maid!

All that's left is cleaning loos and
they are going to ask for that, too!

Sid, the maid hasn't come home.
Can you come over?

Listen, pick up some toilet
cleaner on the way. Son, son, son.

This says it's maxed out.

The second one is maxed
out, too!

You never know where the money
goes, these days.

Have dinner out and you
spend 2000 to 2500 easily.

In that case, I have to have dinner
thrice a day to max out my card.

What's the limit?

Both together amount to 620,000.

Hey, kiddo! Did you break the
bed, or just your back?

Don't ask.

My will is shattered.

Cry. Let it all out.

It's a night for tears.

I went there, thrilled to bits.

I thought,
I'd give Chiku a tiny surprise.

Catch me!

Anshu! What are you doing?

Sunny!

I thought, you'd catch me. - Oh!

Oh, my cutie pie fell down!

Where does it hurt?

That witch!

Who? Shruti!

Who?

Sunny's girlfriend, Anshu! Ex.

I just don't get it.
How can any girl leave Sunny?

He's been crying for
two weeks straight.

Since his parents were hassled
in Chandigarh, he came to Delhi.

He checked into a hotel since
Tina told him of our plans.

I said, are you insane?

Me and Anshu can do
this, anytime!

Should we take care of
him, rather than have fun?

I dragged him out of there
and got him to check out.

How can I leave him alone
when he needs a friend, right?

Right.

I knew you'll understand.

Okay, listen.

I don't think,
your being here will help him.

You saw it, right?

You and I will only remind
him of him and Shruti.

I love you. - I love you, too.

So, let's say Chiku is
your want and Sunny's need.

So, technically,
this is alright.

How can girls manage to
have boys for best friends?

Have you ever heard of me
being a girl's best friend?

Or, does Thakur have a female BFF
he chatters with on the phone?

Who are these
boys, we don't see?

Where do they hide?
When do they meet? What do they do?

I mean,
look at a boy and tell me...

...how can he become
a girl's best friend?

They look like us and
move amongst us, too.

All it takes is
just one heartbreak.

After that, they cry like girls.

Then,
the girls feel sorry for them.

Then, sympathy,
empathy and sensitivity.

They become girls and
cling to the girls.

Babes! I was thinking... - Yes?

...I simply hate seeing you do
something you don't want to.

Yes? - But, I understand.

So, I've got a plan.

We're going to start
saving, okay?

Yes? - Tomorrow,
I'm opening us a joint account.

We will save 20% of our salaries in
it, every month.

And this we won't touch at all.
Okay?

Yes. - This is like
our future money.

Like our first step
towards our future, okay?

Good plan, baby.

Isn't it? I knew it.
Okay, I'll talk to you later.

I'll do some research on which
bank offers the best interest rate.

Good night baby, love you!

I know what 20% from you would be.
What about her?

20% of my 20%.

A man's mind is meant to absorb
the knowledge of the world.

But, some fools use it to
absorb a woman's nonsense.

If you squeeze the mind of a man
in a relationship, you will find...

...you will find a
bucketful of nonsense.

That amount of nonsense...

...is enough to make you sick.
In fact, very sick.

My name is Chauka.

I have been in a relationship
for the past year.

I have lost my mind,
since I have been in a relationship.

I have stopped breathing.

I don't think,
I can live for too long.

"The collar's been strapped,
you've become a dog."

"The collar's been strapped,
you've become a dog."

You know, Tarun,
we were discussing something serious.

But,
I don't think he heard a word.

He was just staring
at me all the time.

I was so frustrated!
I was like, at least listen to me, first.

Then, I'll stand up for 5 minutes
and you can get an eyeful.

Don't forget to take it from me.

You know, they use organic veggies.
It's really good for health.

I think,
we should start that at home, too.

I mean, they are expensive.

But so much healthier and
like, more natural, right?

What are you thinking.

Kusum, I have decided.
I am quitting my job.

I've thought a lot about it.

There will never
be a right time.

This is the time.

The later it gets, the more I
will get caught up in all of it.

Then, it will be too
tough to get out of it.

And the market's right.
I have a good feeling about this.

We will have a bit of a money
crunch for the first few months.

Nothing too serious.

I have planned for it.

But, from now on,
let's control our expenses.

We can cut back on
everything, you know...

You think,
I should take the metro to work?

What? Why?

No, I just thought,
it's not that bad.

A lot of people travel by it.

I'm talking about the externals.

How much can you
save on traveling?

Yeah.

Yes. You're right!

Tarun,
I am going to make a budget.

And we'll spend strictly
according to that for everything.

Big, small, food,
petrol, everything.

In fact, let's forget about
the organic stuff for now.

Let's eat normal food.

We have been doing that, so far.

And these people? Rs.
600 for a salad!

Waste of money.

I'm not talking about this.
- Be quiet, Tarun.

You're not alone in this.

I'm doing it, because I want to.

I'm doing it for us.

(Commentary)

Hey.

Now, you look like my Sunny.

It's a one day match, right?

Not live.
Sachin's greatest innings show.

Change it. - Do it.

Good evening and welcome
to Comedy Nights.

Sir? - Yes

Anyways, Sachin is over rated.

Yes, Sunny doesn't like Sachin.

Right, Sunny?

The fool plays only for himself.

What are you saying?
Look at his record.

Yes, he has so many hundreds!

But, India never wins
when he scores a hundred.

Never? I mean, check the record.

I also don't like Sachin.
I like Kohli!

If you guys going to seat
together by yourselves

I'll go to the market
and get some vegetables.

- Baby, sugar? - One spoon.

Thank you, sweetie.

Here.

The buffalo goes in the water.
- So why don't you also go in then.

Tell me! Which color?

No! - Tell me!

Pink.

Baby pink, or...

Liar! It's got an orange strap.

Be quiet, Sunny!
You're not supposed to listen!

You should be sulking.

What will it take
for you sit quietly?

It's been an hour.

She said, she'd tell him she's not
interested in marriage in 10 minutes.

Does it take so long to
say one little thing?

2 hours. You said,
it would take 15 minutes.

My girlfriend is at a coffee
shop, while I sit 20 feet away...

...watching her arrange her wedding
and this is what you can think of?

Fool, I'm sitting here with you.

Whereas, my own girlfriend is
watching a movie with Sunny.

I even booked the
tickets for the show!

The rascal can go for
movies and dinner.

Doesn't he see other
couples out there?

But, when he sees me and
Chiku, he acts as if...

...he'll drown in
his sorrows and die.

And the next time we go husband
hunting for your girlfriend...

...let's find an AC joint.

Talk to Chiku, and convince her.

Wow! I swear, you should be
the Love Guru on the radio.

You're paying for this
one, fool.

Why? Won't you pay for the muffin
you stuffed down your face?

Oh, sorry, you even pay
for Sunny's diapers, now.

Get lost!
- Why didn't you get the finger bowl?

***, which coffee shops
hand out finger bowls?

This one will hand
them out from today.

No.

I think, the horoscopes match.

It appears,
all aspects are in harmony.

Sister-in-law looks so happy!

Now, she's going to leave,
only after planning their family.

What the *** is this?

Is this any way to
reject a boy's proposal?

Where are they off to?

She texted, Pankaj will drop me home.
Don't wait for me.

***!
What kind of a name is Pankaj?

It sounds alright to me.

Now, he asked where I was going.

I told him, I'm going home.

So, he said, come,
I'll drop you.

Tell me,
what was I going to say?

No, it's fine. I'll manage.

He wasn't bad, you know?

He's educated,
he settled down over there.

He's ideal husband material.

What do you think about him?

Siddharth? What's the matter?

Supriya... - Siddharth...

...you have to trust me.

Honestly? Right now I don't!

What is the matter?
- The matter is that I'm a ***!

I make a girl's
matrimonial profile.

I go to meet her future
husband with her!

Just chill!
She's just meeting the boy.

It's not as if that implies,
she is going to marry him.

If she can leave you high and
dry, while dating you...

...give her enough credit
to do that to the other boy!

***, she can do whatever she wants!
I don't want any more coffee!

I don't like coffee!
Why should I drink coffee?

Pankaj wants to meet
the girl where he likes.

Why should I spend my
money to drink coffee?

Your money, fool?

What kind of a name is Pankaj?

Thakur, I'm thinking...

...I'm going to take Chiku on
some foreign holiday next weekend.

Take her,
or send her with Sunny?

You'll take Supriya
and Kusum along, too.

It will be like a relationship
spa type of thing.

Yes, ***. I'm *** quitting the
job and you want to go abroad!

That too, with the girls in tow!

My girl is loaded.
And she has her own credit card.

And in case you boys forgot...

...this is our first date
anniversary for all of us.

Oh, my! Calendar boy,
you're rocking the kitty party, now.

Fool, I reminded you.

Or I'm going to be the one patching
you up when you take a hit.

That's not a bad idea.

It'll be a two day break
from the family circus.

Where can we go?

Anywhere. Let's ask the
ladies about the rest.

Are you insane?

They might just plan
their own holidays.

They may end up going to
three separate locations.

I'll talk to Supriya
about a holiday, once.

We have a good rapport.

And sisters-in-law listen
to their brothers-in-law.

Praise the Lord.

Baby, Gogo and Chauka are planning
a holiday with Chicku and Supriya.

And...

I think, we are frustrated since we
don't have quality time together.

Okay, how's Sunny doing, now?
Still depressed?

You know these things take
time, right?

But, he's better than before.

You know,
he's coming to the gym also!

Really? Wow!

I know, you've been saying I
can't spare any time for you.

And I know you're right.

Baby,
she is going to be with Thakur!

We have decided once we get
there, we are going to stay apart.

It's been so long since
we had any time together.

And now that Sunny is
also feeling better...

...and it's our first first
date anniversary, too.

And I really wanted our first
one to be extra special.

How could you imagine
that I would forget?

Of course, baby.
We so need a holiday!

Where are we going?
- Let's go to Carabi. Done.

"Let me write a
story about myself...

...surreptiously on your body."

"I'll hide away your shadow."

"Then,
the world will search for us."

"I've given up everything
to ask for you."

"I've given up everything
to ask for you."

"I don't belong to
myself, anymore."

"My love, you're my love."

"My love, you're my love."

"My love, you're my love."

"My love, you're my love."

"To lose myself,
in your dreams."

"That's how much I love you."

"I could be part
of your story...

...if you just say the word."

"I've forgotten everything,
to be with you."

"I've forgotten everything,
to be with you."

"You are my passion."

"My love, you're my love."

"My love, you're my love."

"My love, you're my love."

"My love, you're my love."

So, baby. - Yes?

I have given my
notice at the office.

What do you mean?

I mean,
I am going to quit my job.

Already?

Yes, I told you, right?

What is it?

You made it sound like you
would quit after some months.

I didn't make it
sound like anything.

Don't I get to have
any say in this?

Of course,
you have a say in it, Kusum!

Then, wait. Don't do it.

I have already
handed in my notice.

So, I don't have a say.

Siddharth! What is it?

Are you seriously expecting
me to answer that?

I took you along with
me, to meet him.

I tell you everything that I do.

I lied to my parents
to come here with you.

And I am sitting with
you, right now.

But, you have ignored all of
that and all you can see is...

...that, he sent me an sms.

Sunny, wait a moment.

Anshu, say hi to Sunny.

Hi.

Happy first,
first date anniversary, buddy.

Aww!

Did you eat?

Yes

Did you go to the gym?

Yes.

Pretty chicks?

Did you meet Tina?

You knew I'm
planning my website.

I told you, I'm quitting my job.

You could have told me then, that I...
- Where's the plan?

Where is the model?
Where is the research?

Some ground work has been done.

And, that's why I handed in my notice.
I will do all this now.

So, that isn't called a plan!

Are you going to plan, now?

And anyways,
do whatever you want to.

But, don't ask me,
when my opinion obviously doesn't matter.

Why did you tell
me to save money?

Why did you tell me
to make a budget?

Why did you tell me
to monitor expenses?

You wanted to do that!

Right.

I am your assistant, right?

Please?

It's our first holiday.

Let's not spoil it.

Siddharth!

But, I don't want to
do some things, yet.

You know?

No! I don't know.

What are you saying?

It's not as if we are marrying
after 4 years. We can wait.

You again...
- I'm just being polite.

Should I start ignoring it?

No. Carry on with the sms game.

Siddharth!

This is not gossip, Sunny!

Oh, come on! It's Tina.
This is...

Mute it for a moment.

Hold on, one second.

When are we going for lunch?
We're quite late,

Let's order in.

This is why we came
here on a holiday.

So we could spend
some time together.

If we had to have an
anniversary lunch with Sunny...

...we could have
stayed back there.

Anshu! It's Sunny.

He's my best friend.

And me? Who am I?

Sunny, wait one second.
- I thought, you had...

Why will I mute it?

What's wrong if he hears it?

Sunny, be quiet for one moment.

Unfreaking-believeable!

I told you to wait!

Sisters-in-law listen
to brothers-in-law.

Tell me, if he was talking
to you on such a holiday...

...would I mind? Tell me.

You came here, just now, right?

Do you think, I would refuse to let
him go with you, if he were here?

He sends me 10 sms.

Then, I reply to one.

You tell me.
Should I ignore him?

What if dad finds out?
Won't he have doubts?

I am just worried about him.

I will help him.

There's you, there's Chauka.

I really think,
he's taking a hasty decision.

I never enjoyed
watching the match.

I could see that you knew
that, even then.

Only Anshu and
Tarun didn't know.

So, I sat through India's
batting innings, right?

It is a big deal to lie to
my family and come here.

You are his best friend, right?
Talk to him.

That it is such
a silly decision!

I'm going whack him.

Why are you crying?
Wait, let him get here. I'll slap him.

I will talk to him.

He gets upset really quickly.

Okay, wipe your tears.

The lady can cry, too!

Oh, my!
Don't get so stressed out.

I'm here. Don't worry.

She is just a bit
concerned about you.

She cares for you.

It's not her fault,
you don't have a girl for a best friend.

Why don't you trust
sister-in-law?

"Sister,
your brother-in-law is insane."

Yes, uncle?

Come home at once.

Dress up well.

It's important.

Okay, uncle.

This is Siddharth.

He is Supriya's friend.

But, you could consider
him as our son.

Offer him something to eat.

So,
he's like an adopted brother.

Well, it's implied
that he is a brother.

I have decided how
I will tell dad.

Siddharth!

Dad didn't say yes to them, yet.

And I said, I will tell him...
- Don't tell him!

It's not the right time, yet.

Siddharth...
- Listen, just marry him.

Are you crazy?
- Uncle is ready to get you married.

But, he is not willing
to hear about me.

What kind of *** up thing is that?
- Don't talk to me in this language.

Listen, you decide whether
you want to tell him or not.

When, how and which
language will you use.

Just call me,
when you have told him.

Siddharth!
I didn't agree to the wedding.

Siddharth!

Isn't she up, yet?

Good morning. - Good morning.

You're up late, today.

Ah.

Amazing! Sunny not at home!

Hey, man.

Why was he in your bedroom?

What?

Did he sleep with you?

Yes, so what?

We went off to sleep
while chatting at night.

Sunny.
Will you give us five minutes?

Yes, sure.
I'll be in the bedroom.

If a person was sleepy
while chatting...

...then the other person could
have slept in the other room.

Enough, Anshu.

I am not even going to dignify
this with a discussion.

A boy slept with
you in your bed.

And you're telling me
you won't dignify that...

...with an answer?

Stop making it sound
like I slept with him!

He's my best friend.

I have had enough of
this best friend charade.

What is wrong with you?

He's my childhood friend.

If I was interested in him,
why would I even date you?

Alright, so he's your best
buddy since childhood.

But, there is a
relationship, right?

If he is more important than
me, why am I here?

And your childhood is past you.

There is a time for everything,
when things seem right.

He may have wrestled
with you as a kid.

Can he do that, even now?
No, right?

What is it?
Is everything alright?

No, everything is not alright.

Anshu,
don't talk to him in this tone.

Leave him out of this,
this is our problem.

Right, this is our problem.

We. Do you understand
what that means?

What is the matter?
Just tell me.

He's upset,
that we slept together.

Oh, no, Anshu!

You know, there is nothing
of that sort going on.

We are just good friends.

You should trust Chiku
at least that much.

Exactly!

Seriously, don't you get it?
Or you guys just playing dumb?

Forget about the trust!

There is a difference between
being trusting and a cuckold!

Do whatever you want and then expect
me, in the name of trust...

...not to have any
issues with that.

I'm seriously done with this.

You can elope, if you want.

We won't stop you.

You shouldn't have
told them so soon.

You should have
taken some more time.

We didn't wait for
the right time.

Revealing stuff too
quickly can cause problems.

Do you think, if we had waited
longer, they would believe us?

What do you want from me?

Oh! I'm asking for too much!

I am so sorry!

I know, you told uncle...

...and he didn't listen.
So, what can you do about it?

It's not all that simple.

You know, it doesn't seem
so when I look at you.

It doesn't seem like you
mind, too much.

The way you're giving
up so easily...

...it doesn't seem like
it ever mattered to you.

Do you think, it's easy for me?

Alright, then.
I'll talk to uncle again.

No, you're not going to do that.

It can't be done.

I know, it won't happen.

I always knew it.

I don't know why I loved you.

I have ruined your life, too.

I am sorry. - You are sorry?

Great! What else could I want?

Siddharth!
You should understand me.

What should I understand?
Where should I shove that apology?

What should I do with that?

After one and a half year,
you realize you shouldn't have done it.

That it was a mistake!

What should I do
with that apology?

By God.

I've never felt so *** up.

And mind you, I already felt
I was pretty *** up, anyway.

But, not like this.

Go on.

Go!

I know, you're avoiding me.

I tried not to tell you.

But, I am two weeks late.

I don't really know, Tarun.

And now?
- This was negative, too.

But, these tests are
not too reliable.

Yes, but,
all five tests can't be wrong.

How do you know, Tarun?

Are you pregnant, or is it me?

I am saying, you could be
late, due to stress.

I read on the net,
it's quite common.

Were you hoping,
I'm not pregnant?

Weren't you hoping for
that, too?

Yes. Perhaps.

I guess.

But, I don't know.

For a moment,
I thought this is right.

I was nervous too,
but in a good way.

Didn't you feel like that?

Kusum, what is this sudden...

What if the test was positive?

We would have discussed
that in that scenario.

What you mean?
Imagine, I am pregnant.

In that case, I am with you
no matter what you decide.

Tarun!

I don't know, Tarun.

I just feel,
I am ready to be a mother.

But, a while ago,
that thought was scaring you.

I was scared at the
thought of being alone.

But, now that you are here
I felt it can be done.

It's a partnership deed.
Have a look at it.

Chauke, did you see that?

The boy is doing accounts, now.

Loser, don't misunderstand this.
I am the boss.

Yes, you are, but...

Then, take my signature and do the
job, like employees do.

You are talking nonsense.

Did you transfer the money?

I'll get it done, by tomorrow.

The money can be arranged.
Just read it once.

Gogo, I tell you,
this guy has hatched an evil plan.

He's into ownership of
everything these days.

That's what happens when
a girl is in your life.

I just don't get it!
What's the problem?

The problem? The fact that
she is a girl is the problem!

What else could be a problem?

The problem is we don't
want any problems in life.

But, if we don't have
any problems in life...

...then, that is the biggest
problem of their lives.

Basically, there is a time
in every girl's life...

...when she realizes
that now her life...

...is impossible without a
driver, a bodyguard...

...a servant or an ATM.

Every girl can't afford
all of those things, right?

So, girls look for boyfriends.

They try you out.
If they like your work...

...then, the job is permanent
and you get married.

The most important thing about
marriage is fulfilling needs.

And men are supposed to
fulfill a woman's every need.

You barely finish paperwork after
losing a job and the girl vanishes.

The office folks don't ask
for the ID card as quickly...

...as they ask for a divorce!

Basically, if a girl has to pay
once, she vanishes.

Their purses contain the
legendary vanishing watch.

Just wear it and vanish.

If you really want to
pay, then, pay!

Don't pretend like
you want to pay.

Don't pay as per the amount of the
bill, pay every single time.

Listen, girls just pretend to
give up in front of parents.

It's never going to happen
that you're earning 200,000...

...and she gets pressured into
marrying someone who makes 50,000.

She fights her parents
only so long...

...as they can find a
boy to compare with you.

Then, she won't just break up
and go away from your life.

She will discuss the why
and wherefores for ten days.

Suddenly, she will be worried
about whether you've eaten.

If you are so concerned,
why leave him?

Basically, what they want is...

...for you to ask whether she
ate, so she can say no.

Then, you will request her
to eat and she will cry.

It will be established,
that the breakup due to their ***...

...has her featuring as
the greatest victim, too!

All of them are selfish!

Just take the girl from the
Titanic, for example.

Let's say one person could
fit on the wooden plank.

Why didn't they do
15 minute rotations?

Alright, you clambered
on, first.

Who told to climb
and go to sleep?

She slept to her
heart's content.

How did you declare
that he is dead?

Are you a doctor?
Did you check his pulse?

He could have fainted.

He didn't say good morning
baby, so he's dead.

She tossed him
overboard and went off.

They want to talk before
sleeping, after sleeping...

...isn't the day enough? Can't a
man rest in peace, before sleeping?

And what is this
talk me to sleep bit?

Let's say, I would even do
that to get her to sleep...

...but, what happens
while sleeping at night...

...that, they want to start
talking as soon as they wake up?

Baby, it's been an hour,
you didn't call me.

I need an hour,
just to wake myself up.

Then, you go to the
loo, brush your teeth.

You think about the day ahead.

Every man has a fundamental
right to think in the loo!

But, no! They want to talk to
you, even over there.

Why do married men always
get late to the office?

Because, the ones who get up on
time, get late, due to talking.

And the smart guys get up late.

So, it's wake up,
get ready and run!

You just don't want
to have to talk.

And after putting
up with all that...

...their biggest *** is...

...they want to talk
after intimacy, too!

Are you insane? Intercourse is what it
is, because it's the ultimate.

Why is the climax so called?
Because that's the end of the film!

Who on earth eats soup
after eating dessert?

You know, sometimes, I think they
want you to talk them to orgasm.

Girls only need two
things from men.

I love you and sorry.

If you say I love you,
they ask you why do you love me?

They want to know after every two
months, why do you love me?

Yeah, I love you,
but give me five reasons why you love me.

Are you crazy?
Whoever thinks so much?

Didn't you ever hear
that love is a feeling?

And the biggest ***
of all is sorry.

Because, eventually,
every man gets tired and has to say sorry.

But, it doesn't end
after saying sorry.

The real story starts
after saying sorry.

Do you know, why you said sorry?

You don't even know
why you said sorry!

I am saying sorry about
what we are arguing about.

Try explaining to them, but no way!
They won't get it.

Just let their best friend
explain the same thing...

...they understand
it in a trice!

Suraj Barjatya started this
nonsense about best friends.

The best friend scam
is perpetuated...

...with lines like,
no sorry or thanks in friendship.

Sir, we don't say please to
friends, we don't ask...

...and there is no
limit to anything!

When it comes to friendship a
boy can come to a girl's house...

...and stay as long as he wants.

A girl can sit in her friend's
lap, and it's platonic.

A girl can get drunk and kiss her
friend, and it's platonic.

A girl can change in front of her
friend, that's okay too.

I guess, even intimacy is
platonic between friends.

Say one word about
their clothes...

...and suddenly,
they behave like feminists.

You can't tell me what to wear.

If you can tell me
what I can wear...

...how does my telling
you, suddenly...

...bring equality,
liberty, individuality...

...freedom,
sovereignty into the mix?

And the phone is the
worst enemy of a man.

See, there is a stage
in every relationship...

...when you know,
while talking on the phone...

...that, this conversation will
blow up into a fight after a point.

But, you can't disconnect.

Because, girls don't think you
should have disconnect buttons.

They can disconnect,
as it is their right.

Or, they want to watch Masterchef.
But, not you!

Because, Airtel is now...

...here to torture you on
the phone as well as the TV!

Record the match
and watch it later.

Women can be convinced that
is a genuine proposition.

Which self respecting man records
a match to watch it later?

Earlier, the service providers
slashed call rates and destroyed us.

When they were done,
the smart phone guys showed up.

Now, tell me why do you
need to create an app...

...which tells someone
about your location?

I stop to buy a
cigarette on the road...

...and I get a call at once.
Baby, are you fine?

No, I saw you standing somewhere
since 3 and a half minutes.

I figured,
I should call and ask you.

Woman, if I call you so many
times, while driving...

...I am going to die, anyways!

Even if a man is dying...

...he will probably have
to call and tell her.

Baby, I'm dying!
The God of death is here for me.

Even then they won't bother
that the man is dying.

They will still ask, where are
you, how are you dying?

You didn't tell me you
had plans to die, today!

Who is dying with you?

Really? So,
now you're dying with him too?

That's how Sati got her husband
back from the God of Death.

She must have *** his happiness.

She must have bombarded
him with questions.

I bet, the Lord of Death handed
the husband back with an apology.

For one thing,
girls say they love surprises.

Whereas the fact is that
women hate surprises.

They just love the opportunity
to pretend to be surprised.

They should know you
have planned a surprise.

They should know what
you have planned.

But, not through you!
Through someone else.

Then, their real joy is
concealed within the fact that...

...that they may
know the surprise...

...but you have to go up to
them and yell surprise...

...and give them a chance to
say, aww!

Every question they ask is
coated with another question.

There are layers.

You may think she is asking
you how the chickpeas taste.

If you like them, that's okay.

But, God forbid,
you find some flaws...

...then, the recipe will be
one passed down by her mom.

And if you don't like chickpeas
made by her mom's recipe...

...that means,
you hate her entire family.

Why do girls feel that their
'parents are Gods incarnate?

You can only learn something
of value from her parents.

And she can mouth off about your
parents, it's totally cool.

You can't say a
sentence against them.

They will wage the 3rd and
4th world war, at once.

You can call my mom
manipulative, that's no biggie.

If I call your mom
slightly touchy...

...she gets so touched,
you can't touch her for weeks on end!

Despite all of that,
we are with girls.

And those who aren't are
desperately seeing girls.

Why? Because they bribe us.

Bribe is an institution
started by women.

Because, the bribes they can
offer, will never end.

And we bribe takers are getting
ruined, by the minute...

...won't it better to get
married to one's own hand?

I am getting relieved from the
office, next week.

The engagement is in
the first week of March.

I will get married
after three months.

I will leave,
at once after the wedding.

I don't want to marry him.

I don't want to.

I don't want to.

I love you, Siddharth.

I love you.

I know,
I can't have you for life.

But, till I can...

...I want to.

I want to.

I think, I will have to withdraw
the savings from our account.

I can't support the
website, without that.

That's going to happen,
if you keep spending on Anshul and Chauka.

Kusum, there you go again!

Why discuss it, when you don't
know the understanding between us?

If there is such a
deep understanding...

...why don't you ask
them for the money?

Anyway, it's your money.

It's your career.

Take your half from the account.

My half?
I thought that is our money.

So you want to use
up all the savings?

Kusum, I am talking about
withdrawing the money...

...that I would have saved
for my website, anyways.

Oh! Now, I get it.

I thought, we were saving
equal portions of our salaries.

We are investing equally.

But I didn't realize, you are
keeping track of the contributions.

Kusum, I am not keeping track of anything.
I need your support.

I am sorry, Tarun.

I am not able to support
you, financially.

Support isn't only
financial, Kusum.

You have to support in some way.

At least don't be so negative
if you can't be supportive.

What do you want me to say?

It's a great idea?

It is a successful
business plan?

You're going to become Mark
Zuckerberg with this website!

Sunny has gone.

So?

We need to talk.

Can you come home?

I know, you have had
problems about Sunny.

But, you should know,
he kept telling me...

...that, you are right.

And I should examine it
from your perspective...

...and then any boyfriend
can be uncomfortable.

I know.
What we do without Sunny?

Stop being sarcastic.

He's gone, now.

I'm leaving, then.

Stay here.

Please?

I know, you left because of me.

I am sorry.

Are you crazy? Chill.

I need you to understand.

Even if Anshu is here,
you're still important to me.

I know.

You know,
how important you are to me?

I am going to talk to him.

He'll have to understand.

When you were here,
I felt there is someone with me.

Since you've gone,
I feel so alone!

I know. Met too!

I miss you.

I miss you, too.

He's not totally
asleep, he may wake up.

Good night. Sweet dreams.

Sweet dreams.

"Oh, you fool!"

"For how long?"

"Oh, you fool!"

"For how long?"

"Why didn't you accept what
you figured out, you fool?"

"You fool!"

"You fool!"

"Oh, you fool!"

"The bird pecked at your harvest and
pooped on you, for good measure."

"Your wretched decency
has messed up your life."

"You are left standing,
high and dry."

"You are left standing,
high and dry."

"She used you to climb and
then walked all over you.'

"Run away! You are so lucky!"

"Run away! You are so lucky."

"Why are you lying unaware,
in the grave you have dug?"

"This romance of yours
is a cesspool of lies."

"Accept it! Wake up!"

"Get a move on! Run away!"

"You are truly caught."

"When will you wisen up?"

"You fool...

Hi.

Hi.

Who were you speaking to?

What?

I was calling and
it was on hold.

Who were you talking to?

To Tina!

Let me see your phone.
- What the ***?

Don't worry, I will understand.

I will have to
understand, right?

You checked my phone!

How dare you?

Is that such a cardinal sin?

We aren't even talking
about what was in the phone!

Did he hug you while sleeping?

What? Seriously?

What kind of a question is that?

Were you snuggled up
in the same comforter?

How will knowing
that, help you, Anshu?

I don't know,
I just want to know.

*** off! Seriously, *** off.

Don't forget to tell her
how much you hate me.

Anshu, just let it go!
Forget it.

I would have done
it, if I could.

I left my phone behind.

I told you, he's not worth it.

How dare he ask you this?

That is really cheap!

Why do you take so much
nonsense, Chiku?

You're better than this,
Why do you let him treat you like this?

Siddharth, I have decided.

I want to marry you.

Listen, court marriage is
overnight, only in movies.

In reality, there's a whole
lot of rigmarole involved.

You have to apply.

You can't go there in the morning
and get married on the spot.

Anyways,
you better think this over.

Let's see in the morning.
You handle Supriya.

Hello? - Yes, Kusum?

Are you with Tarun?

No.

What the *** are you
guys teaching him?

Why are you both doing this?

I know, you are tutoring him.

He's blinded.

He can't see how he
is ruining his life.

But, can't you see it either?

And you call yourself friends.

You know...

...I have discussed this
idea even with my boss.

And what he had to say?

That Tarun is being childish.

He's talking like a child, okay?

He doesn't value
anything that I say.

But, if someone so senior said
that, obviously something is wrong.

I am telling you.

I will not be a part of
this, seriously.

If he wants to ruin
his life in this way...

...then, I have no interest in
being a part of such a life.

I am not going to ruin my
life, for his insanity.

Supriya!

Supriya!

Supriya!

Supriya!

Supriya!

Supriya!

Uncle says,
Supriya came here for a party.

We forced her.

We spiked her drink.

Thakur,
this is such a load of nonsense.

Tell him to ask her directly.

The girl is agreeing to
all her dad is saying.

Sir, she came home at night.

She asked him to marry
her, in my presence.

Sir, we were there. It's true.

Listen, buddy,
you know that and I know that.

The girl knows,
the Inspector knows and her dad knows.

She came of her own free will.

But, I have never seen
it in 20 years of duty.

No girl tells the truth here.

Often, they back off.

Do you want to move on,
or give a warning and settle it?

You know the truth and so do I.

She is agreeing
with you right now.

What if she backs
off in the court?

Forget about the court.

Since it has come to this,
it is going to become public.

I will speak too.
The truth will emerge.

What will Pankaj think?
So, let's forget about it.

I can guarantee this...

...you can marry her off, happily.
I won't see her again.

And of course,
thank you for saving me.

If I had married her,
I would have been ***.

Siddharth, I...

You're such a liar!

This is the account
closing form.

I have signed it.

What is it?
Did Gogo talk to you?

No. Why?

Did you say anything to him?

No.

I am closing this
account as well.

Is it about the money?

Yes. It is about the money.

Tarun, forget what I said.

You can withdraw all the
money from the account.

I didn't know that...

...the money would
become such a huge deal.

That is what I find
really surprising.

You just didn't know it.

I would have convinced
myself, if you did know.

There was something missing.

The intentions
weren't good enough.

But, you didn't know.

And since I know how much you
hate taking favors from others...

...just thought,
I would let you know.

You owe me 850,000.

Approximately.

Sorry.

I know, you are angry.

But, just let it go, please?

We are good together.

I love you.

Say that again.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you!

I love you!

I love you!

I love you!

I love you, Tina!

I love you, Anshu!

I love you!

I love you! - I love you!

I love you! - I love you!

I love you! - I love you!

I love you!

I love you!

I love you!

I love you!

I love you!

I love you!

I love you!

I love you!

I love you!

I told you, he's not worth it.

How dare he ask you this?

How cheap is that?

Why do you take so much
nonsense, Chiku?

You're better than this,
why do you let him treat you like this?

He absolutely doesn't trust me.

It's always the same thing.

Like I slept with
Sunny, till the end.

See?
I told you, Sunny likes you.

He even liked you
before dating that girl.

He still likes you.

I never understood...

...what you saw in Anshu.

Yes, but... - But, what?

Tell me, what does Anshu
have that Sunny doesn't?

Who understands you better?

Sunny.

Who have you known
for a longer time?

Sunny.

Who cares for you more?

Sunny.

Who doesn't care for
you, at all?

Who is rude to you?

Who makes you cry? Anshu!

I don't know why I am with him.

I just don't know.
I don't know anything.

Do you think,
I should break up with him?

It's your call.

But, I feel bad to see you...

I love you.

These three words are
so cheap and fake.

Anyone can write them
up, at any place.

Anyone can say them to anyone.

You can forget
them at any time...

I love you.

Yes, mom? Hello.

How are you?
- Listen, I am telling you.

A mother's love...
- I'm with Gogo and Thakur.

...Is the greatest love of all.
- Alright.

How do these moms do it?
- Are you well?

Meerut?
- Without asking for anything.

Without wanting anything.
- How did that happen?

Unconditional.
- Meerut is a nice place.

I am going now.
I've had too much to drink.

Hello, Mom? - Meerut?

Nothing, just missing you.
- Oh, there.

I love you. - Yes.

I am not drunk.
- I am not going anywhere.

Okay. - Just wanted to say it.

I didn't break up! No way.
- It's nothing.

All well.
- I just wanted to say it.

I don't need money.

And, so tell me more.

No, I am not drinking. - Okay.

I won't eat. Don't worry.
- I am just about to drink.

Stop scolding me. - Yes.

What was he saying?
- I just love you, mom.

He won't be coming, right?
- I miss you.

Nothing.

He said, it would be after two months.
- Just like that.

No, I'm coming.

No, there's no hassle.
- I will be coming next week.

Yes, baby! Sorry, yeah Gogo.

Don't blame him, Sid.
The car was late...

We checked into the
hotel, because...

Sorry. I forgot the next line.

What is the dialogue?

Basically,
if the girl has to pay...

...the purse vanishes.
It goes away.

Where is he going?
On whose shoulder is he crying?

If you lean against their
shoulder you will be be...

Even after the marriage...

But...

Action.

One moment,
something went into my eye.

There's no water.
- No one said tring.

Sorry. - Cut.

I mean, she... Oh, no.

A man who can't be there
for India Pakistan...

Oh l, no!

Sir,
I don't know what is going on.

Ask Supriya.

Cut. Action. - Sorry again.

I won't do it again.
- I am saying no.

You can't...

Is it a successful
business plan?

It's a great success...

Sir, he laughs!

No, I'm just saying...

Sports dosen't help
financially, Kusum.

Kusum... - Cut.

Goge and Chauka...
- Goge and Chauka...

Goga and Chaga!