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The six of us met
in elementary school

and we've been together
ever since.

The, uh, sex,
the Saturday nights

all of that came way later.

And not all of it was my idea,
no matter what they say.

The boxes have been with us
as long as we've been together

and they're a snapshot
at any given time

of who we are.

The rules of the boxes
are simple.

You can put something in,
take something out

but you have to say why

and your box
can never be empty.

And the rules for the six of us
are just as simple

stay together, be a family

love each other,
and never, ever apologize.

Video video saved the day

Everyone's looking
for a game to play

No matter what it takes

Don't matter
if we're hangin' around

We're gonna take a chance

And gonna help ourself
to the sound

Sipping my wine
at the closing stage

Golf wing polos
are the latest craze

I could never understand

Never understand
what went wrong

You know I hate to say

But I'm never
gonna get that far

I've been going nowhere
100 miles an hour

I've been going nowhere
round and round and round

I've been saving myself

For a high-speed
Saturday night

Yeah yeah yeah

'Wendy!'

- Hi!
- Hello!

Nice BMW.

Check this shit out.

Hi.

Where'd you get your purse?
Target?

Hello.

Don't do it.

Hey, wo-man.

Seriously, guys. See her tan?

- Yeah.
- Yes.

That's okay. We have all day.

- Are you serious?
- Eww!

What?
You should burn that hat.

- Yeah.
- Wait. No, you can't.

You can't burn it.
It's plastic. Toxic fumes.

Well, he could burn
a little bit of it.

- Yeah, why not?
- Symbolically.

- Come on.
- Do it.

Burn it a little bit.
It'll be good for you.

- Take the lighter.
- Burn me!

Alright. Alright.

I don't like Von Dutch.
Burn me.

- Come on, dude.
- Do it.

Ooh, god, it smells really bad.
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

- Whoo-whoo!
- There it goes!

Sorry...about that.

What?

I like your necklace.

"I like your necklace."

Bitch.

I think we've
successfully oriented ourselves.

- Yep.
- Shall we?

Ann, let go.

Wrong way.

Bye.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Alright, so I'll just,
uh, call you later.

Call me later.

Kiss her, yeah!

'What the fuck, man?'

Seriously.

When did being a lesbian
become cooler

than blowing a rock star?

- You've not blown a rock star.
- Nor have you.

- So?
- So?

What if you could blow
a rock star?

Ruin what we have?

Mmm..

That's my girl!

Ow! Yes.

- See ya.
- Wait. Wait.

Had to cut our string.

- Bye.
- See you later.

You're not blowin' up
the school, are you?

Did you follow me here?

I'm just trying to get
the lay of the land, so..

The lay of the land, huh?

Yeah.

I'm new, so I figured
I could..

I don't know, memorize
where everything was.

Not much to memorize.

So please tell me you're
not blowing anything up.

'Get the lights for me?'

'Okay, I read about this.'

And I really wanted
to try it.

Apparently,
the electrons get excited.

It's so cool how they
have human names, you know.

Like, "excited,"
"aggressive," "lazy."

Ooh, some of them
can even be "impure."

Hmm.

Let's see.

'Now that's pretty cool.'

But couldn't you
just try this during class?

Nah. I hate chemistry.

- Your secret's safe with me.
- Hmm! Who would you tell?

Right. Uh, well,
my mom's a chemist

so I'd never make fun of you
for liking this stuff.

Wendy!

Come on.

My brother Nathan.

'Can we go home
already, please?'

You coming?

Hey, I'm Sean.

Hi.

'These are the classrooms.'

'Have you read "The Watchmen?"'

I have all of them if you wanna,
uh, come over, hang out.

- I'll read 'em.
- This is the library.

- Or you could come over--
- And this is the meeting area..

Where people like
to get together

and talk about the lack of
respect in the public bathrooms.

"Respect," again, the word
that comes up all the time.

So tomorrow,
come over, read 'em..

- Tomorrow or the..
- Nathan!

Wendy.

This is me.

Ah, this is me.

Yeah, I know.

You know?

How do you know me?

I mean, I-I saw you around,
you know.

I didn't know who you were.

Well, I'm gonna head inside.

You could come over,
you know?

Ask my mom about impure
electrodes or what not.

- No, I'm cool. See ya.
- Okay, fine.

- Why'd you call him home?
- Why not?

I like all the girls
and all the girls like me

I like all the girls
and all the girls like me

Everybody come on

It's not a question
of confidence or retribution

I'd do anything
to find a solution

Changed my name
in 12 states

Just to escape
this prosecution

You know what

I like all the girls
and all the girls like me

I like all the girls
and all the girls like me

They tell me so

Ha they tell me so

Oh

That's how I know oh

Yeah that's how I K-N-O-W

He's here.

- 'Hey.'
- Hi.

Hey.

Oh, hey.

- Sorry.
- Ahem.

Here, I, uh,
I brought these.

I thought maybe
you'd wanna read 'em.

Yeah. That's..

- That's cool, thanks.
- Yeah.

Come on.

So, uh, well, thanks
for inviting me over.

- Oh, we're neighbors.
- Yeah.

- Holy shit.
- Hmm?

My mom can
barely make Pop-Tarts.

Actually, um,
I made 'em, so..

I made everything.

- Did you make this for me?
- Yeah, I did.

I mean, I don't really get a lot
of guys over, so..

No. No, I...I-I mean, people.

No, no, no, that's..

I don't get a lot
of people over.

Look that-that's okay.
I didn't mean..

- I didn't mean anything..
- I just like to cook.

- That's the thing.
- Okay.

I didn't, like, plan everything.
That would be weird. I..

- I'm not gonna eat that one.
- No.

- I'll put that one back.
- Okay.

- This isn't a trap or anything.
- I didn't think it was a trap.

You just wanna try these. I mean
these are really easy to make.

- I don't wanna..
- Oh, shit!

Um..

Uh..

- Yeah.
- Um..

I'll clean up.
Can I help you clean up?

No, that's fine.
I'll go wash my hands.

- Why don't I clean up for you?
- Yeah, okay.

'Hey, have you seen that kid
Sean at school?'

Barely. He's so transparent,
see-through.

He's from Chicago.

So...did he transfer
as a senior?

I guess.
Lots of people transfer.

Yeah, in third grade,
people transferred.

People in our class
have been there forever.

Dude, whatever.

He's boring.
Pasty and colorless.

'Looks like a pigeon
shat on his head.'

He's actually really nice.

He's nice. Nice.

He's nice.

Yeah, he was nice
to Nathan.

Oh, your brother's
easy to be nice to.

Like puppy dogs
or homeless people.

- Billie.
- What?

What?

- He's..
- Nice.

I'm not making him out to be
Sean the Saint or anything.

- If we were normal girls..
- Which we're not.

...we'd be all over that shit.
Okay, fresh meat.

'Off the rack.'

Thank god we're not normal.

- Yeah. Hey, hey.
- Hey.

Really can't take you seriously
with that on your head.

Pretty sexy.

Soda? Anyone?
Would you like some?

- Please.
- 'I would.'

Your ass looks good
in those jeans.

- 'Thank you!'
- 'You're welcome.'

'Oh, shoot.'

'Aw, Jesus.'

- Hey.
- Hey.

I was supposed
to take that out.

Oh. Okay.

- You need any help?
- Sure. I mean, yeah.

Okay.

It was really sweet of you
to hang out with Nathan.

Yeah, sure. Uh, Nathan's weird,
but potentially very cool.

- Temporarily weird.
- Hmm.

Empirical proof that,
uh, phases are real.

- Yuck.
- Yeah.

- Here, let me help you.
- Oh, thank you.

There we go.

Is your hand okay?

Yeah, you know, just
when you touch something gross.

Yuck.

Oh, no, not you.

Oh. Well, that's a relief.

- Not me.
- I meant, I meant the trash.

Not you.

- I'm gonna go inside.
- Yeah. Yeah.

You know, um,
you're kind of weird, too.

Did you make that up?
I like that line.

Who says it was a line?

Well, if you're being earnest,
then that's mean.

So does that mean you're hopeful
I'm trying to pick you up?

Pick me up?

What is this, like 1976?

- You're pretty funny.
- No, I'm not.

- Yeah, you are.
- Yeah.

You're smart, clever,
funny, you like science.

And all that equals ugly.

Well, you're
definitely not ugly.

Well..

You're just, um..

You're beautiful and smart.

Yeah, beautiful and smart.

I can't. I can't.

I can't.

- Okay.
- I'm sorry.

- No, it's, uh..
- Shit.

It's okay, um..

Um, I'm not available.

If you don't know that already,
then you're gonna find out soon.

Alright, um..

Yeah, okay,
I, um, I gotta..

Yeah.

- Sorry about everything.
- No, it's fine.

Have a good night.

Fuck!

'Well, if it isn't Allyson'

'coming to put
her claws in Sean.'

'She's quite
the little wench.'

Yeah,apparently so.

Fuck, that was fast.

That poor boy has no idea
what he's getting into.

Mommy. Mommy.

Oh

Up baby
up and down

Come on Down down

Till you touch the ground
Up baby up and down

Come on

Shake it up
like I knew you would

With a little bit
of pole-shakin' action

A booty like that
put boys in traction

Shake baby shake
baby shake don't stop

Booties in the air
grab her derriere..

So you met Wendy?

Uh...yeah, I met her.

Yeah. Then you know
all about the group.

Uh, no.

Oh, come on.
You know what I mean.

I mean, I understand why
the guys do it, but the girls?

It's total depravity.

You know, you should
talk to Ryan and Aaron.

I mean, you know,
they got out.

Put the boys in traction

Run run run
grab them a honey-bun

Run run run run

What do you mean, "got out?"
Is it like a cult or something?

I guess.

I don't really know
what else you could call it.

Don't you have to kill
yourself to be in a cult?

Uh, I don't know,
Allyson.

And-and they all
have sex with each other.

It's pathetic, I know.

So how's what you're doing
any different than..

...what they're doin'?
I mean..

Well, it just is.

You know, I invite them here
every single weekend

and they never show.

They just think
they're so much better than us.

Uh, do you know
they put a stripper pole?

That is so cool.

- I'm gonna take a turn.
- Okay.

Up down

Everybody want to give it up
up and down

Stretchin' it you go
up down

Mama want to do the
up down

'Ryan!'

- Hey.
- Hey.

Hi!

Such a small world

I seen her
just the other day

So you know Wendy, right?

Don't. Really.

Look I just want to, uh..

I heard you two were..

- I'm her neighbor, you know..
- Yeah.

Look, we had this..

It was like a..

It was an arrangement. Okay.
The eight of us.

When Aaron and I decided
we didn't wanna be part of it..

...we left.

It's not like I had to be
de-programmed or anything.

Everybody wants it
to be some big deal.

- So it's like this club--
- No, no.

- Okay, what is it then?
- It isn't an "it."

Wait, hold on
for one second, okay?

Hey, you can go on in.
I'm just..

Alright, so, whatever..

Whatever this thing is

it's enough so
I can't talk to her?

No, I..

Maybe you can
talk to her at school. Okay?

You should, you know, you should
join the Student Council.

We all,
they're all in it.

- I don't do it anymore.
- You're kiddin', right?

Student Council?

What, you thought we just
hung out and smoked crack?

No. I don't know. I..

- I don't know.
- Amnesty, we..

We did Model Congress.

Um, last year, we worked
on two local campaigns.

Smart kids who have sex.

It happens.

- 'I have a question.'
- 'What?'

'If you could torture anyone,
who would it be?'

'I would definitely
wanna torture Jack Black.'

- Why? He's funny.
- He's perfect torture material.

He's fat and cute. I love him.

He thinks he's funny,
so he'd be laughing.

- Till I made him cry.
- Who'd you torture?

Lindsay Lohan. Oh!

- How'd I know you'd say that?
- 'I love you.'

- I love you.
- I love you.

Obvious and tired.

- I love you.
- Something original.

Hey, Ann, are you, uh..

- You putting in or taking out?
- Taking out.

'I'm surprised your
box isn't empty.'

I'd torture Eminem
without a doubt.

Why, Jonah? Why the E-man?

He's so smug, you know, it's
like...I just wanna tie him up

and shock him and stuff,
you know?

- Like..
- Bzzz!

In a tub of water,
like Abu Ghraib. Like, zzz!

Nice. Oh, my god.
He's a gay boy.

What do you want, guys?
Oh! Oh! Oh!

The marbles that I
stole in fifth grade.

- Why?
- Because it's bad karma.

'You don't know
anything about karma.'

I'll fuckin' show you
bad karma, bitch.

Wait a second.
I stole that marble.

- 'You did!'
- You held onto it for me.

- 'Oh, my god!'
- Oh, my god, that's right!

That's so right, right?
Because somebody said..

- 'Rah rah rah..'
- Lisa Nishi.

- 'Dude! Lisa Nishi.'
- 'Lisa Nishi.'

'Totally Lisa Nishi.'

'Said if you stole the marble'

'that she would let you sit with
her, like, during lunch period.'

- I never said.
- Who plays marbles, anyways?

- It's like dip-shitty 1957.
- 'So...yeah.'

- 'One Olsen.'
- 'No!'

- That's all I'd ask for.
- Uh-uh!

- I just need one.
- No way.

If I could have one,
I'd be so happy and stuff.

Seriously, it'd be, I don't
know, completely delicious.

- And in the event..
- There's another one?

- Yeah.
- You can just do it.

You wanna do it again?

Double the pleasure,
and double the fun.

- 'Suck on that.'
- 'Wendy, it's your turn.'

- 'I love you.'
- 'I love you.'

- 'What?'
- 'You can't mess with that.'

- 'After.'
- 'Oh, really?'

Let's see. I'm puttin'
in like a penis.

Oh, thank god. You know, I'm
so sick of everyone taking out.

First, you put it in the box

and cry for whatever
dumbass memory it stands for

then you fish it,
saying you want it. It's like..

- 'Crying?'
- You know what I mean?

'Who's crying now?'

- 'I'm totally crying.'
- 'I'm just saying.'

- No tears.
- 'I feel sad.'

- No tears.
- 'That was a gift.'

No tears.

What's left in
SenoritaPrice's box?

'It's like, "Ooh, this is the'

'black nail polish I wore
when I wanted to be Goth."'

'Wait, what's it like?'

- 'Hey, it's my box!'
- It's like, "Ooh!"

- 'Yes.'
- In more ways than one, honey.

- It is your box.
- 'Thank you.'

- 'Wendy, you putting that in?'
- 'Yes.'

- 'Hoochie necklace.'
- 'That was a gift.'

You know what, you're
the one always saying

that we shouldn't apologize.

I don't think we're a fuckin'
joke. I don't think it's funny.

I'm funny.

You're freakin' hilarious.

Okay, either...
Abraham Lincoln or..

...me at 12 years old.

- 'Double whoa.'
- Fuck, that's a good answer.

Yeah, I never thought of that.

Right there.

Well...I went.

- We all went.
- We all went

- You gonna help me clean up?
- No.

- Dude, you've a fuckin' maid.
- I wish I cared.

- I really wish I cared.
- Who'll report that to dad.

- I heard you.
- I wanna get up.

We suck!

Eat it!

I think Price got
really cute this summer.

Can we stop using
that word "cute?"

Bunnies are cute.
Pet rats are cute.

Men are sexy.

They're not really
men yet, are they?

- They will be.
- They'll be our men.

And in 10 years they'll be the
strongest, smartest men around.

- And they'll be all ours.
- Hmm.

In 10 years?

- Yeah.
- In 10 years, I won't be here.

Why not?

What, after all
you've invested?

After almost 17 years
of training, of learning.

What, you just think you're
gonna start from scratch?

Are you serious?
What-what's your plan?

Are you gonna get a mansion
in Utah or something?

- We'll all live together.
- Yes..

- You'll see.
- Yes.

We'll all go to college together
and get houses next door.

- Oh!
- Ah, ha!

- You've, like...16 split ends.
- Shut up.

- When we go to college--
- 'Shh!'

'This is the best time.'

This is the time..

...when we don't have to think
about things like college.

It's Sunday.

- You're a genius.
- Heh heh! Shh!

We're supposed to be
having our quiet Zen time.

Ooh! Schedule! Give.

It's almost
identical to mine.

What, you didn't hack
into the computers

get us all into
the same classes?

That would be wrong,
and I'm never wrong.

I've seen you so wrong.

Besides, if we all
have the same classes

we wouldn't have an opportunity
to meet anybody new.

There isn't anybody
new here, sweetheart.

- Except maybe the preschoolers.
- No. Sean.

'He moved in next door to Wendy,
went out with Allyson.'

'Remember when..'

...tongue touching was like
the weirdest thing in the world?

You know...you think
that-that kissing somebody new

is kinda like that,
like, like touching tongues?

Think I totally
skipped tongue touching.

I went straight
for tongue wrestling.

I seem to recall.

I recall you were
my willing victim.

That's what I remember.

Oh, yes!

Nothing's classier than a girl
goin' down on you in a basement.

I love that you are
the arbiter of class.

Yeah, me too.

- Mmm.
- Mmm.

- I'm jealous!
- Ha ha ha. Oh!

- Hmm!
- Hello.

Muah.

- Hey, guys.
- Hello.

Hey, guys.

Rrr-r-r.

'I think what
Sophocles is saying..'

'...is that man..'

'...like people,
like man and woman..'

'...they're in this battle
that can't be won.'

But they have to
fight, you know..

...'cause they have this nature.

This, what do you
call it, nature?

Like a Sicilian.

Right on.
That's great.

I'm just a guy,
I'm not The Man.

You can contribute.
Go ahead, talk.

Okay, uh..

Well, see, I-I-I actually...
I think you mean, um, Sisyphus.

Oh, wait, we don't, um...
we don't correct people.

We, you know, gather together
and we add things

and we contribute and discuss.
But we don't correct.

Uh, everything that's brought
to the circle has merit.

Do you have anything
that you wanna contribute?

- Promethean.
- Wendy.

You might as well
really help him out.

Promethean, not Sisyphean.

And for the record, not
everything said here has merit.

Scheisse.

- Hey, will you walk me home?
- Yep.

Bye.

Love you guys,
and I totally mean it.

No, she doesn't.

So how many schools
do we have in common?

- For next year?
- Yeah.

- Uh..
- No, right now, dumbass.

Yeah, uh..

- Careful.
- I don't know, maybe five.

- Out of?
- Uh, six or seven?

- Oh.
- Yeah.

Those are good odds, we'll
all get in the same school?

Ooh, well, Jonah will
get in wherever he wants.

But he'll go
where we go.

- Hmph.
- Why?

Oh! Oh!

- I'll throw you in the water!
- Oh!

Sorry. Shh! It's okay.

- I'm not talking.
- Everything under control.

- We're fighting.
- I love you. I mean it.

- We're fighting.
- Love you. Mean it.

Ladies.

- One, two.
- One, two.

- Testing.
- I need a mike.

- Are you trying to miss them?
- Yes.

- Up, up.
- Totally rad!

'Let's see, Maude,
what the lovely Billie'

has for us tonight.

- Are you ready, Rhonda?
- Ladies and ladies.

That's me and you!

Get your sandwiches
out and your wafers

'cause we're ready to
bid on some sexy fellas.

First up, we have Johnny!

Whoo!

- 'Johnny.'
- Oh, my god!

- Oh, my god!
- I do say.

Wearin' the traditional cowboy
look with a bit of pizzazz.

Get on up there, monkey.

I gotta say, I've never seen
pants so tight in my life.

- Look at that!
- Is that right?

That's fabulous!

That's about the best piece
of ass I've seen in years.

I'd do him eight Sundays
in a row and a Sabbath.

Witty! Thank you.

- Hey, sexy.
- Whoo-o-o!

- Can I make an addition here?
- Yes, absolutely.

- Crybaby.
- Cry..

A moment of silence for Depp.

- Okay.
- And anyway.

- Nice.
- 'Love him.'

Next up, we have Bernard.

- Bernard!
- Bernard!

Ay, dios mio!

Oh, my god!

- Look at his hair.
- Get up over there.

'You can see the fabulous
faux leather pants.'

'Those were featured last week
in "US Weekly" by Nicole Richie'

'actually, in a bra.'

'Didn't really fit her though.'

- 'You look amazing.'
- 'Attaboy.'

- You think so?
- 'Amazing.'

- That ass.
- I'm learnin' to walk in them.

'How long did it take
to do his hair?'

- 'Oh, baby.'
- '10 seconds.'

'What? I've tried to do
that with mine. It's short.'

Pull the pants down!

- Those look very nice.
- Whoo!

- Eat the microphone. Eat it.
- Oh, no!

- Yes!
- No!

Oh, look, he's like
a little brontosaurus.

- Oh, god.
- That's gross.

- I'm gonna vomit.
- 'Very nice.'

And last, but definitely
not least, we have...Chip!

- Chip?
- Chip!

'Brrr! Awoo-o-o!'

Something is missing

Yeah..

Yeah!

- I love the anarchist touch.
- 'Yeah.'

Who's got dollar bill?
We're gonna--

- Yeah.
- I don't. But I have cookies.

- Bling, bling!
- Put 'em in the shorts!

Hoo!

I am definitely feeling
special at this moment.

Oh! Look at that ass, Maur!
Oh, my god!

Oh, my goodness! The belt,
an added touch. I like it.

- That's a new model.
- Whoo!

Very nice.

'They've been prepping for the
Olympics all summer, George.'

Very nice!

- Tell us a little something--
- 'Gotta make your own money.'

'Make your own money!'

I don't have dollar bills,
but I have cookies.

- Dance, little monkey.
- Yeah.

Whoo!

'Lovely!'

Billie, I'd like to congratulate
you on a wonderful display.

Your fashion lineup's
so beautiful, so moving.

So revolutionary.

Now if you'd all like
to join us on the table.

We slaved over this
meal all day long.

Bitches, I want my peanut
butter and jelly sandwich.

Yeah.

- Morning.
- 'Morning.'

- Morning, mom.
- Morning.

I would kill for your body.

Best thing I can say
is don't get pregnant.

I'd have a flat
stomach by now if I'd..

...stayed a person
and not become a mother.

Mom!

Exactly.

Geez. Can we go?

Hold on.

How?

- You go.
- Where?

- Go see if he wants a ride.
- Shut up!

He'll think I'm gay.

What?

Why?

I don't know.

- So go!
- But I'm not gay.

- Why do you even care?
- I completely care.

Are you gonna ask
a girl out today?

- Hmm?
- No.

No?

Then be a little gay,
for me.

You be a little gay.

Guess you're
our new neighbors.

Yeah. I'm your
next door Nathan.

Sorry?

I mean, I'm your next door
neighbor, Nathan.

Helen.

Okay.

Well?

I forgot. Sorry.

I..

What?

Hi!

- Hey.
- Um..

My brother was supposed
to...come over here

and ask if Sean wanted
a ride to school.

- What happened?
- 'Well..'

...I think he was dropped
on his head as a child.

My brother, not your son.

- Well, that would be great.
- 'Yeah.'

The ride, not the head drop.

You rang?

Sorry, I thought
that was Sean's room.

It is.

Tell him he's
got a ride waiting.

- I heard you were a scientist.
- Yeah, I am, actually.

I'm in a bit of
a holding pattern.

But are you
interested in science?

Yeah. A little bit, so..

- Ready? See ya.
- Yeah.

- Wendy.
- We need your help.

Billie's acting as
the big bad wolf again.

Dorito?

- Is there a problem, ladies?
- Women.

'We wanna be
referred to as women.'

'Women.'

Yes, women, I think
it's time to go.

We're leaving?

Yeah! We have a senior meeting
and...some other...things.

- 'Okay.'
- To do.

- I'll go to a "thing."
- No, I said, some other things.

- 'That too.'
- Hey, psst!

'Don't be an instigator.'

I'm just making sure

our little housewife
is bein' a good girl.

What do I always tell you?

Because they named her Ryan.

'After a soap opera.'

Don't name kids
after soap operas.

How many times do we
have to tell you people?

Hope you weren't counting
on a basketball scholarship.

You know, it's
impossible to be with me.

You know that, right?

You wanna be with me,
don't you?

Well, I wanna kiss you.

I mean, pretty much every time
I see you, I wanna kiss you.

You know Ryan?

She was one of my best friends.
Now we don't even talk anymore.

- And Aaron?
- Aaron.

I've seen him naked
a bunch of times, you know.

He's like my ex-boyfriend.

You have ex-girlfriends, right?
It's the same.

- I don't know if it's the same.
- I know you don't.

It doesn't make any sense.

What? Why I'm so
naturally athletic?

You never even
asked me if it's true.

Well, is it?

It's like a Greek tragedy
waiting to happen.

I don't live in that world.

And what world is that?

The world of boyfriends, of-of
holding hands, of first dates?

No, you jackass.

Of disposable girlfriends
and bracelets for blowjobs

and making out and macking
and hooking up and going down

and text-messaging
some guy that's gonna

come all over
my shirt. Ha ha!

That world.

You don't know
what you're missing.

Really? I can
take a guess.

Okay. So what about
the other world?

The world where there's
just one girl and one guy

and, you know, we just go out
with each other. Nobody else.

- What about that world?
- Hmm.

You mean fairytale land?

I've heard of that place.

Well, what if it was real?

You gonna rescue me, huh?

Just you and me
against the world?

- If you want me to.
- Hmm.

Hmm?

Did you just sigh?

- Um...ahem. No, it was--
- Did I hear a little sigh?

There was no sigh.
I made a noise.

- Kinda sounded like a girl in..
- Christ.

...a romance novel.

Well, I don't know what to say.
I just made a noise. It was..

- Mmm.
- Yes.

- You hear that? We did that!
- Awoo-o-o!

Leave them, okay?

Just be with me.

- Maybe.
- Yeah.

Maybe what?

- Maybe.
- Maybe what?

Maybe.

- Price?
- Oh, thank god.

What?

- You're gonna laugh.
- No, I'm not.

- Your hair.
- Yeah.

I brought these pictures into
this guy. He was really cool.

He had tattoos
on his fingers and..

- Wow. I just, uh..
- You don't like it?

I think it's cool.

What? You know..

I mean, you think
people will notice?

Yeah, yeah.

- Be worse if they didn't.
- Would it?

I heard you thought
I got, uh, hotter.

Mmm.

- I think I said cuter.
- Oh.

- Is there a difference?
- No, you did.

Lost weight,
you've been workin' out.

And got a nose job.

- What?
- Yeah.

And I do crunches
every day.

A 100, sometimes 500.

I don't understand.
A nose job?

Yeah.

I wanna look good
for you guys.

I mean, it's worth it to me to
have all of you, each of you.

And, and get 10
more surgeries

and do a 1000
more sit-ups for you.

I mean, wouldn't you?
For all of us?

Hey.

Okay.

You wanna walk over
to Robert's with me?

Okay.

Oh, no. I can't.

Sorry.

Hi.

Beer?

Really? Beer?

I don't know.

I really..

I really tried. I just
wasn't like, um...wasn't..

Listen, don't ever
fake it, right?

Right.

Because faking it
is for dumbass girls

who hook with up
with the first guy

in baggy jeans and some
earth-fucking SUV.

And we are not
those girls.

You...are
not that girl.

Really?

Then what kind of girl am I?

A very bad girl.

Seriously.

'And when she was good,
she was very good.'

But when she was bad..

...she was horrid.

Oh, shit!

Hi.

Are you okay?

Um..

I don't know what
I'm doing here.

I can't promise
I'm not gonna jump you

in the middle of the night.

I swear I don't know

What time it is

But I know this means

Nothing much to me

And I hear the voices

Telling me to let go

Let go

Telling me to let go

Let go

Telling me to let go

To let go

I can't.

Y-you can't, and then you can.

You don't, and then you do.

How much more am I
supposed to take?

- Just till graduation.
- Huh!

- Just till graduation.
- Oh, great.

Okay. Alright, fine.

Wait, wait, wait.

What, now you want me?

- Why?
- Yeah?

You can't wait
seven months for me?

- If you were gonna--
- Seven months.

If you were gonna join
the Army, then, yeah, maybe.

But you're gonna hook up with
three guys for seven months.

You know what?
I don't think I can.

Hey.

Yeah?

You wanna be
like your parents?

Yeah, I guess.
They seem pretty happy.

Yeah, I guess.

- You know what?
- What?

You should meet
me this afternoon.

- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.

I don't know.

- Maybe. Maybe. Okay?
- Maybe?

Maybe, yeah.

- Wait here.
- Oh.

Oh-h-h.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Um...is Sean home?

Uh, I think he's
still at school.

Okay.

So, uh, he
actually lent me..

He, um..

He lent me these comics.

I read them.

Do you need help
with anything?

Unpacking?

So do you stay
home all day?

You mean, like a housewife?

God, no.

I work for a drug company
in research and development.

I used to teach science
part-time, but you know..

Now that Sean's grown up I..

...I get to have
a real full-time job.

'So...you didn't go
to work today, right?'

Uh, no. I took a little
time to get settled.

You know, but..

...doesn't seem to
be that much to do.

What does, uh, your..

...um, you know, Sean's
dad...what's he do?

Oh, Bill.

He's in finance,
um, you know, banking.

The funny thing is, he's-he's,
like, really bad with money.

Terrible.

E-except if it's like millions.

I guess it's not that funny.

No. Guess not.

Wow!

Y-you made that
from my cupboard?

Yeah, I mean, it'd be better
with some fresh hazelnut

and some powdered sugar.

But it's, it's
still really good.

Here, let me
get you a fork.

Mmm.

You cook a lot?

Yeah. At home, a lot.

You know, first
it just started out

with, you know,
the simple, basic

just steak, rice,
and green beans

not that my mom or my
sister even noticed, but..

And then I just started to
teach myself lots of things.

You know, I'm pretty
much self-taught.

Just, I just
taught myself

how to make, um,
fresh bread and pastries.

'Those are really, really easy.'

Who knew? He he.

I'll teach you
a couple things.

Um, for...Bill.

Uh...but right now,
I'm actually working

on a glazed salmon
with risotto.

- Oh.
- So, yeah.

Did you know you have to
drive 90 minutes for frisee?

It's ridiculous, but..

You can cook for me anytime.

Really?

Absolutely.

'Oh! Oh!'

Ow! Ow!

Ow!

You landed on your butt.

No, I landed on my knee.
And I broke it, actually.

- It wasn't that bad.
- Thanks.

- Ow!
- 'Shut up. That didn't hurt.'

- No, your rings.
- Oh. Sorry.

- Alright, that's okay.
- Wow. Hit me again.

Come on,
hit me for real.

- What?
- Yeah, come on.

Hit me for real.

I wanna see what it
feels like to get spanked.

- No, I'm not gonna hit you.
- Come on.

If I'm telling you it's okay,
then you won't hurt me.

Come on, spank me.

- No.
- Why not?

- Because--
- I've never been spanked.

Yeah, well, I've
been spanked, okay?

My...I got spanked when
I was a kid for stealing.

It hurts, it's cruel.
I'm never spanking my kids.

- I'm not gonna spank you.
- 'You have to.'

'You know, sometimes..'

'...they're bad...and
they have to learn.'

I never learned.

Spank me. Please.

- Come on, just once.
- Alright.

This is, this is gonna
be quick and then..

- You know what? This is weird.
- Keep going.

- Why'd you stop? Keep going.
- No, I can't.

This-this is abnormal.

Uh.

- I'm not abnormal.
- No.

I didn't say
you were abnormal.

- I just said this was--
- 'Fine, fine, fine.'

I'm abnormal, and you just
want the girl next door.

- You are the girl next door.
- You know what I mean.

'Look, come back, please?'

- No, I have calculus.
- 'This is ridiculous.'

- Yeah, yeah, well, so do I.
- 'So, go to work.'

Don't you want me to take you
out on dates? You know, like..

We'll sip ice cream sodas

we'll have picnics in the park,
that kinda thing?

'I mean, don't you want that?'

Shouldn't we have done
that before we had sex?

'I'm sorry. I don't..'

I mean...I don't
know how to do this.

I-I don't know how
to be a girlfriend.

I'm not sure I
even wanna know how.

Come here.

Come here.
Get over here.

What do you want?

Uh...I want world peace.

Oh, look,
a sarcastic man.

Able to be a jerk
in a single bound.

Yeah, bite me.

No, no! Don't bite me!

You're not gonna break me.

I promise.

Oh.

So you guys never
did this before..

...on your
Saturday nights?

Ah...no.

No?

I don't know...how
much I believe you.

Are we talking or spanking?

We're spanking.

Ow, fucker.

Everybody has to be into it.

Not everybody likes
to get spanked I guess.

- 'Do you?'
- Mm-hmm.

Ow!

- Stop.
- No.

Put your fuckin'
hands down, okay?

There's no hitting me,
you hear that?

There's no hitting me.

Oh, yeah,
we're making rules now?

Yeah.

I thought you'd like
it if we had rules.

Don't you have rules
in your little club?

Stop...calling it that.

Well, what would
you call it?

They're my best friends.

Known them since
elementary school.

I love them.

Why?

Ow.

Okay, okay,
okay. Alright.

It's your game, okay?

You make it sound perverted..

...when you call it that.

You don't think it's perverted?

No, I don't.

I never worry..

...like about if
I'm pretty or sexy.

Never worry about going
to parties or being alone.

Because I love them.

They're really
cool people.

Who you like to fuck.

So?

I like to sleep
with you too.

You're never gonna make
me feel like they do.

So are those
the only rules?

Be honest.

That's the other one.

I guess you're breakin'
that one with me.

Yeah.

Come here.

So were you lying?

When?

When you said
you loved me?

- I never said that.
- But you do.

Yeah.

Yeah, so say it then.

I love you.

Yeah?

Say it back.

Maybe I will if, uh..

- No, you don't have to.
- I love you.

I love you.

This is where we
kiss now, right?

I can't stand it

I'm gonna explode

My insides comin' out

So what

Do I do now

So what

Do I do now

So what

If I don't know how

So what

So what

She won't do it,
will she?

Huh?

What, are you thinking
of running away?

How 'bout we play the fantasy
game Jonah was talking about?

We'll hold you down.

- We'll make you scream.
- Shut up, Billie.

'You've no idea what
it means if she leaves.'

- 'It doesn't mean anything.'
- 'We're fine.'

- Stop being a brat.
- 'Can't force her.'

- 'That's a rule.'
- 'You can stop if you want.'

- Yeah--
- No! We can't fucking stop!

We don't stop!
We don't turn back!

Hey, psycho, let me
know when Billie returns.

Fuck you!

Hey! Look at me, huh?
Look at me.

Look at me.

Look at you, okay?

We are 17

and we are never gonna
look like this again.

We want it.
Our bodies wantit.

I don't want it.

Well, fuck you.

- Billie, Billie!
- Fucking whore!

- Fuckin' bitch!
- How original!

- Alright. Alright.
- Stop the fight. It's a joke.

You either do Jonah
right now or you're gone.

- Do him?
- Hold on!

Do him? We don't
fucking do each other!

- Who the fuck are you?
- Hey! I'm not kidding!

- Wait! Let's stop.
- I'm not kidding!

- Let's just stop.
- Shut the fuck up, Ann!

- Billie!
- Shut up! Huh?

You're gonna go crying
to your boyfriend?

Tell him how you
almost cheated on him?

- Shut up, Billie.
- 'Hold on.'

- 'What?'
- 'Boyfriend?'

Shut up.

Run.

Run!

Pinned to the earth

Like the scars on my hand
aren't you son..

- Is that your boyfriend?
- Yes.

Look how cute and cuddly
you guys are together.

Maybe you're thinking
about getting married

and having kids.
Or maybe have kids

and then get married,
and get furniture together.

- Shut the door.
- You know what is so fucked up?

Nobody ever gets
to be agirlfriend.

It's always mygirlfriend,
mycar, mydog!

It is my car.

You're a barely conscious
amoeba willing to give up

your own fucking
individuality for a dick!

Aah!

I'd rather not have sex
again than be like you!

...won't go

The air weighs a ton

What have we become now?

What have we become?

What have we done?

What have I done?

We lit forth the run

What have we become?

What have I done?

Fallin' down

- Uh, is, uh, is Helen here?
- Uh..

Could you just tell her that
Nathan's here with the salmon?

Look, uh, this isn't
really a good time, alright?

We're kind of
in the middle of somethin'.

- What is that?
- It's a salmon with risotto.

I promised Helen that
when I got it finished

I'd bring it over for her.
If it's okay, can I come in--

- Okay, look, uh, Mason--
- Nathan.

Nathan, could you either
just, uh, leave that here

or, like, leave a message, okay?

Actually, if I could just--

I gotta get back
to her right now, alright?

Go home. You can bring
your glazed, whatever the--

- Salmon.
- Salmon tomorrow, okay?

Go home!

Kid outside
wants to deliver a fish.

'You are such a shit.'

- 'What?'
- 'He's a nice kid.'

Hmm.

- Is this okay?
- Uh, well, you tell me.

I don't know. It's not too,
like, cute or something?

- Okay, hold on for a second.
- What? Hey.

How about this? How about
we lock down the premises

here to make sure nobody
sees us holding hands, huh?

Hey, this is hard
for me, too.

- Be nice.
- I am nice.

Be nice.

You're right.

You're right.

I'll be nice, okay?

I'll be nice.

It's just holding hands.

- This is okay, I promise.
- Alright.

This, this is okay.

Well, now this..

...this might be
breaking some rules, right?

What?

I hate you.

What?

You left.

Oh, god. Jesus.

- Stop.
- Hey! You left.

Now's not the time
to push people away.

Really?
What is it the time for, Ryan?

You know what?
You're lucky.

See, when I left,
I only had Aaron.

You've got me and Aaron..

...and Sean.

Lucky me.

- I knew you'd leave.
- Mm.

You don't know shit.

- Wendy.
- What?

You sound ridiculous
when you swear.

What's up
with your slut clogs?

Aaron loves sluts.

I like doing
nice things for him.

Why did you quit Amnesty..

...and student government?

Billie.

Yeah, so you quit.

Yeah.

Sean's great.

Hey.

Hey.

You look nice.

Thanks.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

He didn't put some sort
of voodoo spell on you?

No.

Good.

Hey, you know..

...I wanted to leave once,
before Ryan and Aaron even.

Why didn't you?

Too chicken I guess.

Was it for another guy?

Yeah.

Anyway, I just..

...I just wanted to tell you
that I was proud of you.

You know what?
It was brave.

Stupid, but brave.

I wish I could've done it, but..

...whatever.

I gotta tell you,
though, if I left

I'd make sure to destroy
it all on my way out.

You know, like scorched earth,
American GI style.

If you leave
the enemy resources, uh..

...they'll use them.

Billie took your box.

I'm sorry.

I'll see you.

Your friends...all of us..

...we don't wanna let you go,
and we won't do it.

What if I want to?

If you were a mother and your
kid was about to lose a limb..

...I don't know..

...wouldn't you maybe
fight to keep it?

It's not really
the same thing.

- Oh, well, we feel it is.
- You speak for everyone now?

- Yeah.
- Mm.

I don't believe you.

Sorry.

This is you terrified..

...alone..

...and you have
no idea what to do.

He wants me,
and that kills you.

Not so far.

I'm not the box, Billie.

You are.

You're a sad...pathetic..

...limited, little box.

'Hello!'

Hi.

Oh, god forbid
your kiddie porn gets ruined.

That's not what's in here.

It's all puppies, and "I love
unicorns," and tapioca pudding.

- It's not porn. It's just--
- They made you do it, right?

Screw you.

I don't know how to do this.

I mean,
what do we do now? We fight?

You don't get to be the innocent
little girl after...

- Uch!
- Uch, what? What, this?

What, this stuff?
This is real. This happened.

What are you so afraid of?

You just want me to magically
become a virgin again?

- Yes.
- You're not fuckin' serious.

I want you to burn it, okay?
I want you to burn that box.

- You're delusional.
- I mean, does this..

Does any of this
have any value to you?

Imagine all the memories
that you've ever had

all the embarrassing, funny,
great moments with a girlfriend

without whatever,
fucking by yourself.

Imagine it all in one place.
Now you burn it.

I would.

Don't be average.

It's not different.

Either you're in this
with me or you're not.

But I showed up.

I am not a new me, okay?

I'm not new now
just because you met me!

Okay, fine. Fine.

You could really forget
about everything, huh?

You could forget everything
if I just burned that box?

- Yes.
- That I was somebody different.

Yes, I would.

And if you could just stop
reminding me of it every day.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

I miss her.

Fuck her!

Are you crying?

Yeah, fuck you too!

Fuck you, Billie..

...you manipulative bitch.

Fuck you.

- You're gonna come on Saturday?
- Yeah.

Yeah. Do you remember
what you're saying yes to?

No. Do you? Well, we're having
dinner with my parents.

'Where's your little group now?'

'Whore!'

'You're gonna
do it tonight, right?'

'Wendy, you're gonna
burn the box, right?'

What?

- 'Roll on out, Billie!'
- 'Aww!'

'Oh, poor Billie!'

- I have to see if she's okay.
- No, come on.

Please don't go.
Don't go to her.

No, I'm not gonna burn it.

I'm not gonna say I'm sorry
for what happened.

- Keep your voice down.
- I'm not gonna apologize!

I gave up five of the best
people in the world for you!

- People who you slept with!
- So what!

So what? They meant
something to me!

I just walked out
and destroyed my life

and walked away for this!

This is me, okay?
I'm offering you me.

Me in exchange
for the five of them, okay?

That's all I'm offering you.

This..

This is a fairy tale, okay?

That's what this is.

W-Wendy..

You don't want me
as a girlfriend.

You remember Miss Heise's class?

We tortured her daughter Greer.

Well, she carried
those book bags.

Oh, she smelled
fucking terrible.

I totally remember that.

And then in, like,
the third grade..

...what? I decided
to do this dance..

...remember, when
my parents split up?

Like that movie, "Flashdance"?

- We saw on it on cable.
- Oh!

- Yeah.
- And I can see it. I see.

I can see
little third grade me

like, getting up there
to do the dance.

I wanna tell her
to stop, and I can't.

I am so embarrassed
just even thinking about it.

Yeah.

Hey, your friends,
all of us..

I..

...I don't wanna let you go.

I love you.

Yeah, me too.

Yeah.

Hug me, bitch.

He wants me to burn the box.

Of course, because
then he could pretend

like you're a virgin

and then he'd be
the conquering hero.

What's so heroic
about conquering a labia?

Labia?

What, you mean like vag?

"Vag." I hate that word.

Hey, you totally, like,
know that we're, like

two of the most awesomest
people in school, right?

Yeah, we're so the awesomest.

And you do know..

...that he's not gonna let you
or your labia go, right?

If he asks,
I'll just say no.

Or you say yes and you end up
shitting all over this family.

It's not gonna happen.

It's not.

Look, just saying it twice
isn't gonna make it true.

You have to make it
impossible for him to ask.

'You've to go in there
and show him the worst in you'

'so he knows it's over.'

Yeah, scorched earth, huh?

Hi.

'We're scaring you.'

- You're disturbing us, Billie.
- Oh, gosh, we're sorry.

Do it.

She ever tell you
where the scar came from?

All the girls knew about it,
but the guys didn't.

Didn't know about Uncle Bob.

I believe it was
"Dear old Uncle Bob."

And that, what,
he smelled like Aqua Velva

and tasted like Doritos?

And that dear old Uncle Bob,
well, he liked to touch you.

Shut up.

- 'Bitches.'
- Billie, let's go.

'Ryan here..'

...she liked it.

What, um..

...it made her feel all..

How did it
make her feel, Wendy?

Hot.

Hot?

What about, um..

...what about gang rape, huh?

- We used to play gang rape.
- That wasn't me.

We used to pretend
like we were firemen?

Or how you used to cut
yourself with an Exacto blade?

'You thought you were
a vampire in eighth grade.'

Stop!

How about the fact
that Jonah and Robert

had been sleeping together
for three years, huh?

Or how Ann's mother used
to tie her hands together

so she wouldn't
touch herself anymore?

Or how I pissed all over
myself at the spelling bee

in third grade?

Or how Aaron puked when you
got your period in fifth?

What about the fact that Price
cheated on us at spring break

'and gave everyone crabs?'

How about that?

Yeah, we're
a fucking awesome family!

You can burn the box.

I don't need it anymore.

Super automatic pilot
motor runnin' down

Circles in the parking lot

Self-sustaining system

Bit her in the neck
and quick and kissed her

And took all she got

Did you come here to dance?

What's in your glass?

Do you feel better?

Let it rain let it pour

Let it rain let it pour

Hallelujah

Hallelujah

Let it rain let it pour

Cruise-control
distressed her

Kind of cursed
and kind of blessed her

Engine runnin' on the fumes

Vision blue and blurry

Fallin' angels in a flurry

Spinnin'
through the empty room

Did you come here to dance?

What's in your glass?

Do you feel better now?

Let it rain let it pour

Let it rain let it pour

Hallelujah

Hallelujah

Let it rain let it pour

Super automatic pilot
motor running down

Circles in the parking lot

Self-sustaining system

Bit her in the neck
and quick and kissed her

And took all she got

Let it rain let it pour Hallelujah

Let it rain let it pour

Let it rain let it pour Hallelujah

Let it pour

Hallelujah

Let it pour

Hallelujah

Let it pour

I can't stand it
I'm gonna explode

My insides comin' out

There is a thin layer
filling these cracks

And it's made of doubt

But I can't doubt this
not just yet

The good is much too great

There is a thin layer
lining this cloud

And it's carrying
its weight

So what do I

Do now?

So what

If I don't know how

So what do I do now?

So what?

So I can't stand it
I'm gonna implode

My outsides comin' in

There is a brick wall
building itself

And it wants it
all forgotten

But I can't forget
not just yet

The good is much too fine

There is a brick wall

Aiming to destroy and
sneak in a little sunshine

So what do I do now?

So what do I do

Now?

So what

If I don't know how

So what?

So what?