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I thought Pinkie Pie said
to get here right away.
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She sure had a burr in her
britches about something.
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So, where is she?
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Yeah. What is
taking her so long?
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[giggle]
Just kidding.
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You guys really need to look
behind you once in a while.
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Uh, Pinkie, you said you
had something important
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to tell us.
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Not telling so
much as showing.
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In fact, what
you're about to see
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may shake the very foundations
of your perception
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for all time!
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Um...a cupcake?
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YES! But wait!
There's more.
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[boing]
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It's an invitation
to visit
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the Cheese Sandwich
Amusement Factory!
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Cheese Sandwich
opened a factory?
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What do they make
there? Rubber chickens?
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That's ridiculous. They
make way more there
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than just rubber
chickens!
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Gosh, Cheese hardly
seems the factory type.
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I just assumed he'd
continue to wander Equestria
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throwing parties. Still, you
must be excited to see him.
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I am! I can't wait to tour
his factory, catch up,
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have him tell me my life's
purpose, swap gag tips.
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Whoa-whoa-whoa.
What did you say?
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Uh, catch up? I mean,
it has been a while.
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I think Applejack's
asking about the part
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about Cheese Sandwich
and your life's purpose?
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Oh, that. Yeah. It's just all
of you have found your thing.
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You're going to rule
all of Equestria.
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Rainbow Dash is
a Wonderbolt.
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Fluttershy has her
animal sanctuary.
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Rarity has her boutiques.
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Applejack has that
hat... and the farm,
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so that's, like,
two things.
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I don't even have one.
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When I first got Cheese's
invite, I was a little jealous.
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It felt like even
he was moving on
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to bigger and
better things
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and everypony was
leaving me behind.
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But then I realized Cheese
Sandwich is a party pony
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just like me.
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If he figured out his purpose,
he can help me figure out mine!
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I think talking to Cheese
Sandwich is a great idea,
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but the only pony
who can really find
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your life's
purpose is you.
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I know, silly. That's
why I'm going to visit
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Cheese Sandwich's factory
so I can ask him to help me!
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Uh, Pinkie, are you
sure this is edible?
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I am not!
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[chomp chomp chomp]
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♪♪
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♪ My little pony,my little pony ♪
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♪ Aaaahhh ♪
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♪ My little Pony ♪
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♪ I used to wonder whatfriendship could be. ♪
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♪ My Little Pony ♪
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♪ Until you all sharedits magic with me. ♪
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♪ Big adventure! ♪♪ Tons of fun ♪
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♪ A beautiful heart! ♪ ♪Faithful and strong! ♪
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♪ Sharing kindness ♪♪ it's an easy feat ♪
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♪ And magic makes itall complete! ♪
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♪ To have my little pony ♪
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♪ Do you know you're allmy very best friends? ♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Yep. Anypony with
a smile like that
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is exactly the kind of
pony I want helping me.
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♪♪
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Oh, hey guys. Pardon me.
Just gonna squeeze by.
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Can we help you?
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You sure can. I'm here
to see Cheese Sandwich!
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Cheese Sandwich
doesn't "see" anypony.
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This factory
is shut tight.
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Nopony ever comes out
and nopony ever goes in,
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including you,
so move along.
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Oh, that's a shame.
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To think I came
all this way
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because of this
personal invitation
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from Cheese
Sandwich himself.
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You...you have
an invitation?
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Well, why didn't
you say so?
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[wailing siren]
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[gates crash open]
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Next time, I get
to push the button.
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Oh. Desolate-y.
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Hello? Anypony there?
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[frightened squeal]
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Cheese, I'm so
happy to see you!
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Hmmm. This should have
gotten a big laugh.
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I wonder if we need to
add more carpet rolls.
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I suppose it could
be the mask.
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Let's try taking the nostril
flare down 10%. Thoughts?
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I have a thought.
Who are you?
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So sorry. Sans Smirk,
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Vice-President of
amusement integration.
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Mr. Sandwich is very
excited you're here.
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If you'll just follow me,
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it's a short trip through the
factory to Cheese's office.
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Wow. A whole factory
dedicated to gags.
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Ooh! I bet this is the
fun-est place ever!
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[crash]
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Huh.
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Maybe the fun
is behind all this
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boring-looking
factory stuff.
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[clang]
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The fun is the
factory stuff.
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We take a fairly serious
approach to comedy here.
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Observe.
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Oh, look. A pretty flower.
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[sniff sniff]
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[splash]
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The squirting
flower's a classic.
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Ohhh! What if the flower
was part of a shirt,
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but the flower didn't
squirt; the shirt did!
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That. Is. Literally.
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The funniest thing
I've ever heard.
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Oh, come on. That's just
off the top of my head.
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You probably get like
seventeen thousand ideas
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like that from
Cheese every minute.
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We'd have to
use a series
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of interconnected
tubes in the fabric.
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What do you
think of this?
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[raspberry noise]
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I think it's a
whoopie cushion.
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Yes.
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But what if you made
the embarrassing sound
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come from
somepony else?
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I sit on it, but the
sound comes from you!
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We could call it the
"Ventriloquoopee Cushion"!
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[excited murmurs]
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So which way is
Cheese's office again?
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Right. Of course. It's
been quite a while
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since we've had the
opportunity to work
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with true comic
inspiration like this.
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What about Cheese?
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Oh! One more thing.
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Our "Super-Slip
Banana Peel."
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Still in development, but we
think it's pretty special.
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♪♪
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[falling yells]
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♪♪
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So? Too slippery?
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Oh! What if instead of
slipping, you were sticking?
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One step on this banana peel
and you can't get it off.
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That's funny!
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Wow. Just wow.
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You're exactly the pony
Cheese Sandwich needs to see.
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Great!
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Because he's exactly
the pony I need to see.
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Uh? Hello?
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[quiet and subdued voice]
Pinkie, I'm - I'm glad you came.
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Of course I did!
Your factory is big!
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It really seems like
you found your purpose,
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which is perfect, since
I came here for help.
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That is perfect! I knew I
could count on you to help me.
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Well, that's triple
perfect because- Uh, wait.
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Why do you need my help?
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Because, Pinkie, I,
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[clap clap]
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I've completely lost my laugh!
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♪ [horror sting] ♪
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You lost your laugh?
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Is that some kind of joke?
Because it's not a funny one.
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It's not a joke.
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And even if it was, I wouldn't
be able to laugh at it.
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Right.
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Why don't we continue
this discussion
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over some delicious
canned peanut brittle?
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Ha-ha!
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Wow. You did lose your
laugh. That's horrible!
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Sorry to interrupt,
but it occurs to me
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that a 7% tighter wind
on the snake springs
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would yield a 12% increase
in giggle output.
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This is why
we're a team.
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Sans, here, has always been
able to eke every last laugh
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out of my gags. Which,
which is a help,
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since I haven't come up with
any good ones in a while.
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Wait. So you can tell if
a gag is funny or not;
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you just can't
laugh at it?
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YES! And it's torture!
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How did this happen?
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I don't know.
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Back when I was a party pony,
I laughed at everything.
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♪♪
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I spread my party cheerwherever it was needed.
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I even startedmaking individual,
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one-of-a-kindnovelty gags
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for each and everyone of my parties.
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♪♪
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[whack]
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[clatter]
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[laughter]
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Soon, it seemed like everyponyin Equestria wanted one.
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[zap]
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Ha ha!
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It was more work thanmy hooves could handle,
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but I didn't wantto disappoint
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all those smiling faces.
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Luckily, Sans Smirk came to mewith the idea for a factory.
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A gag factory.
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♪ [majestic music] ♪
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I could finallykeep up with demand
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and make everypony happy.
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Soon we were sendinggags all over Equestria.
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♪ [busy music] ♪
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♪♪
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[croak]
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♪♪
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[spray]
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♪ [music slowsdown and stops] ♪
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But then, one day mylaugh was just gone.
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I haven't left
the factory since.
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I don't want anypony
to see me like this.
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I mean look at me,
Boneless 2
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doesn't even
recognize me anymore!
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So can you help me,
Pinkie? What do you think?
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I think I've got two words
for you, Knock, knock.
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Who's there?
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Boo.
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Boo who?
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Don't cry because I'm gonna
get you your laugh back!
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Let's start with
something small.
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Excuse me, Mr. Smirk,
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but is there
something in my eye?
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Top notch eye-googling, Ms. Pie.
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Hmm.
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Why thanks, Sans, old
pal. Put 'er there.
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[loud buzz]
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Oh! Sorry about that.
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Let me make it up to
you. How about some pie?
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Googly eye to hoof buzzer
to pieface pratfall.
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Mwah! Masterful.
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Meh.
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Come on! Those classic bits
put Rainbow Dash's funny bone
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in a cast for a week!
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Don't blame yourself, Pinkie.
Whatever I got, I got it bad.
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Hmm. Maybe we need to
start even smaller.
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You can't run
before you can walk
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and you can't laugh
before you can smile.
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And your smiler's
all out of whack.
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Now let's see what
we're working with.
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Gimme your biggest,
bestest smile!
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[moan]
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Am I doing it? Am I smiling?
I feel like I'm smiling.
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Almost! Maybe I just need to
spot you for a rep or two.
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♪ [military snare drum] ♪
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[grunts]
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OK! You've got this!
It's all you! Ready?
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Anything?
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[groan]
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Gah.
255
00:11:42,935 --> 00:11:45,203
I'm not giving up
on you yet, Cheese.
256
00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:47,004
I know there's
something somewhere
257
00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:48,439
that'll make you laugh.
258
00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:51,242
I just have to figure
out where to look.
259
00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:53,144
I would like to take
this opportunity
260
00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:55,747
to point out that we
are in a gag factory.
261
00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:59,951
This is where the
magic happens.
262
00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:01,853
Research and development.
263
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:04,355
It's where we figure out
the science of funny.
264
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,257
How do you science funny?
265
00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:09,060
Of course, there's no
one-size-fits-all joke,
266
00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:11,329
no grand unified gag theory.
267
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:14,298
But, if we figure out
the funny of one gag,
268
00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:16,400
we can combine it with
the funny of another gag
269
00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:19,203
and make a third
funnier gag.
270
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:20,238
[splat]
271
00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:24,208
I guess that makes sense.
272
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:27,812
Rule of threes. Hm,
one, two, three.
273
00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:29,847
Yep, that math checks out.
274
00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:32,049
Hmmm. At this point,
275
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:33,785
I'm willing to give
anything a try!
276
00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:35,319
♪ [dance beat] ♪
277
00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:42,360
♪♪
278
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:47,331
[clang]
279
00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:48,299
[splash]
280
00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:55,340
♪♪
281
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:10,021
I don't understand.
I've tried everything.
282
00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:12,924
Stand-up, classic gags,
physical humor, prop comedy,
283
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,926
vaudeville, surrealist
alt-scene character pieces.
284
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:17,028
Nothing's worked!
285
00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:18,996
It seems we've
exhausted every avenue
286
00:13:19,031 --> 00:13:21,566
that even the science
of comedy can provide.
287
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,167
That's it, then.
288
00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:25,203
What do you mean?
289
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:27,572
I appreciate everything
you've done, Pinkie,
290
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:30,575
but if you can't make
me laugh, nopony can.
291
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:34,011
But, sir, you can't
just surrender.
292
00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:35,980
It doesn't look like
I have a choice.
293
00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:39,183
I need to figure out how
to live without a laugh.
294
00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:41,886
I know you tried your best,
but it's time you went home.
295
00:13:43,522 --> 00:13:44,422
[gasp]
296
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:47,392
I too am horrified.
297
00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:56,634
So that's it? You're
all just giving up?
298
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,970
I'm afraid Mr.
Sandwich is right.
299
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,339
You are the funniest
pony in Equestria
300
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,007
and if you can't
bring back his laugh,
301
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:05,276
it is surely
gone forever.
302
00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:08,079
But Cheese was just
as funny as me.
303
00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:10,014
I can't believe
that's all gone.
304
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:12,550
None of us can.
305
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:15,019
I shudder to think what
will become of the factory.
306
00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:17,154
You're not going to
close down are you?
307
00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:20,157
I thought this place was
Cheese's life's purpose.
308
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:23,027
It certainly was mine,
but if Mr. Sandwich
309
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:25,096
has finally given up,
there's only so long
310
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:26,564
we can re-tool
his old ideas
311
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,166
before we run out
of gags to produce.
312
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:32,904
I don't suppose you'd
consider working here?
313
00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:34,438
Your fresh take on
our classic gags
314
00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:37,174
rivals Mr. Sandwich
in his prime.
315
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:39,143
I need to find my
life's purpose,
316
00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:40,244
but I don't
think that's it.
317
00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:41,545
I'm a party pony.
318
00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:44,382
I need to make ponies
happy in real time!
319
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:48,286
Ah, yes. In our early days,
nothing brought Mr. Sandwich
320
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:50,121
more pleasure than seeing the
laughter his gags brought
321
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:52,089
to ponies first hoof.
322
00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:54,592
Guess it's back to
the drawing board.
323
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:57,261
Well, there will always
be a place for you here
324
00:14:57,296 --> 00:14:58,663
if you change your mind.
325
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,564
Hold on. What did
you just say?
326
00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:02,300
There'll always
be a place here.
327
00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,201
No-no-no-no. Before that.
328
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,369
Back to the
drawing board?
329
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:07,471
That was me!
330
00:15:07,506 --> 00:15:09,340
Nothing brought Mr.
Sandwich more pleasure
331
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,008
than seeing the laughter
his gags brought
332
00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:12,410
to ponies first hoof?
333
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:15,546
YES! That! We've been going
about this all wrong.
334
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,581
We don't need to
make Cheese laugh.
335
00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:19,684
He needs to make US laugh!
336
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:25,256
Cheese! I figured it out.
I know why you can't laugh.
337
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:27,224
What? Why?
338
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:28,960
You started this factory
because you didn't want
339
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:30,461
to disappoint
smiling faces,
340
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:32,363
but in here you
can't see any!
341
00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:36,500
It does make a
certain sense, sir.
342
00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:39,303
Spreading laughter has
always brought you joy.
343
00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:42,206
But spreading laughter is
what this factory does.
344
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:44,742
Except you don't see it.
345
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,477
You're a party pony like me.
346
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:49,247
You need to make
ponies smile in person!
347
00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:55,419
Here! Just try it.
348
00:15:55,454 --> 00:16:00,124
OK. Um, why did Boneless 2
cross the road?
349
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:04,996
To prove to Boneless
1 he wasn't a chicken.
350
00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:10,368
Very funny sir. Excellent
joke. Oh! I mean, Ha. Ha, ha.
351
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:11,769
Really?
352
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,672
Sorry. Not much of a laugher.
353
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:18,776
Here. Try me. I
promise I'll laugh.
354
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,212
Pinkie, you laugh
at everything.
355
00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:23,214
I appreciate what
you're doing,
356
00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:27,284
but I think it's a cost
laws, er, a lost cause.
357
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:28,486
[chortling]
358
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:32,423
What. Was. That?
359
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,658
I'm sorry. But when
you swapped the letters
360
00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:36,227
of those words,
it was just a bit...
361
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:38,396
...Funny?
362
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,197
Uh huh.
363
00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:42,299
♪ So you're sayingit's a mix up ♪
364
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,769
♪ of the soundsthat I just made ♪
365
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:47,171
♪ that coaxed the snickerfrom your throat ♪
366
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:49,373
♪ in a delicate cascade? ♪
367
00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:53,511
♪ If I did it one more time,if I reproduced that feat ♪
368
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:56,047
♪ Mixed up some lettershere and there ♪
369
00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:59,116
♪ you'd lelly baughtout suite? ♪
370
00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:01,085
[laughter]
371
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,820
♪ Then that's all Ineed to do ♪
372
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,155
♪ that's who I need to be ♪
373
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:07,558
♪ I thought I needed laughterbut it has to come from me ♪
374
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:10,628
♪ Squirting flowersand knobby knees, ♪
375
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:13,831
♪ Rubber chickensmy expertise ♪
376
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,801
♪ If you want laughterthen stick with Cheese! ♪
377
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:17,668
Pinkie: Yeah!
378
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,203
♪♪
379
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:20,838
♪ I suppose now Ishould amp things up ♪
380
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,473
♪ to get the thing I'm after. ♪
381
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:24,075
♪ Move whole syllables around ♪
382
00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:25,776
♪ and change emphasisto get laughter! ♪
383
00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:28,546
♪ I can't stop now I'm on aroll, I've almost got it back ♪
384
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,281
♪ Bright folks like youaren't subject to ♪
385
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:31,749
♪ my play on words attack. ♪
386
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:34,752
♪ With something elseI'll have to play ♪
387
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,720
♪ to get me where I'm going. ♪
388
00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:38,289
What you
gonna do?
389
00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:41,459
[high soprano]♪ Some Commedia dell'arte ♪
390
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:44,695
♪ to get thelaughter flowing. ♪
391
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,497
♪ And it's what I need to do ♪
392
00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:48,265
♪ it's who I need to be! ♪
393
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:51,268
♪ I thought I needed laughterbut it has to come from me. ♪
394
00:17:51,303 --> 00:17:54,338
♪ Follow right behind,if you please. ♪
395
00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:57,508
♪ Walk this way andI guarantee. ♪
396
00:17:57,543 --> 00:18:00,778
♪ If you want laughterthen stick with Cheese. ♪
397
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,379
Accordion solo!
398
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:03,347
Shred it, Cheese!
399
00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:10,388
♪ [fast accordion] ♪
400
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,592
♪ And it's what I need to do ♪
401
00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:15,927
♪ it's who I need to be! ♪
402
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:19,330
♪ I thought I needed laughterbut it has to come from me. ♪
403
00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:22,399
♪ Whoopie cushions anddungarees. ♪
404
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:25,469
♪ I know jokes like my ABC's. ♪
405
00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:26,770
♪ If you want laughter ♪
406
00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:29,840
♪ then stick with Cheese. ♪
407
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:31,509
♪ ♪
408
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:34,211
♪ And now my biggest test, ♪
409
00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:36,347
♪ the hardest fish to fry. ♪
410
00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:37,781
♪ Oooh-ooh-ooh! ♪
411
00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:40,284
♪ A mind so analytical ♪
412
00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:42,353
♪ a sense of humor dry. ♪
413
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:43,754
♪ So dry! ♪
414
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,557
♪ To make you laughwould prove to me ♪
415
00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:48,626
♪ that this experiment's done.♪
416
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,294
♪ Oooh-ooh-ooh! ♪
417
00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:52,663
♪ Something ridiculousand not too smart. ♪
418
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:56,300
♪ Something like a pun! ♪
419
00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:59,570
Hey Sans, how did the
laughing bird's eggs hatch?
420
00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:01,705
They cracked up.
421
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:08,746
Sir. That is so... ridiculous!
[raucous laughter]
422
00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:12,283
♪ Then that's allI need to do ♪
423
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,618
♪ that's all Ineed to see! ♪
424
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,854
♪ I thought I needed laughterbut it had to come from me. ♪
425
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:19,957
♪ Squirting flowersand knobby knees, ♪
426
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:23,294
♪ rubber chickensand dungarees. ♪
427
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:27,264
♪ If you want laughter thenstick with Cheese! ♪
428
00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:30,201
♪♪
429
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:34,338
[giggling]
430
00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:36,640
It's so good to
have you back, sir.
431
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:39,443
Finally we can get the factory
back to how things used to be!
432
00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:40,878
Sans, my good pony,
433
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:43,514
I don't think I can run
this factory anymore.
434
00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:44,949
But YOU can!
435
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:48,719
Without you? I
don't understand.
436
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:51,222
Pinkie was right!
This is what I need!
437
00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:53,724
[laughter]
438
00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:55,826
I just can't have
funny ideas.
439
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:59,330
I need to wander the land and
see ponies laughing at them.
440
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:03,934
You can run the factory,
but I need to LIVE!
441
00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:05,937
And don't think I've forgotten
about you, little buddy.
442
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:11,942
I knew you'd be on board!
443
00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:15,379
Don't worry. Out in Equestria
I'll have more great ideas
444
00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:17,982
for gags and I'll
send them all to you!
445
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:20,985
Sir, are you sure this
is what you want to do?
446
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,954
Of course! It's
my life's purpose!
447
00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:26,924
Hey! That's what I
came here looking for.
448
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:30,928
You did? Well, come on!
Let's figure it out.
449
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:35,332
[laughter]
450
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:37,301
Actually... I
think I'm good.
451
00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:39,937
♪♪
452
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:42,539
And then I said goodbye
and then I came here.
453
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,408
Oh, and then I gathered
you all together
454
00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:46,744
and started telling you
about it. First, I said.
455
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:49,480
Well, that sounds
like quite a trip!
456
00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:52,916
And Cheese Sandwich just
left his own factory?
457
00:20:52,951 --> 00:20:55,019
Yep. But I think
Sans Smirk's hooves
458
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:56,987
were the perfect
ones to leave it in.
459
00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:58,956
As much as Cheese was
born to wander Equestria
460
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,557
and make ponies
laugh in person,
461
00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:03,394
Sans was born to
run that factory.
462
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:04,928
And you don't so
sound so worried
463
00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:07,398
about finding your
life's purpose anymore.
464
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:10,634
Nope! I figured out Cheese and
I are pretty much the same.
465
00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:13,537
We both need to see ponies
laughing to feel fulfilled.
466
00:21:13,572 --> 00:21:14,972
And I already do that.
467
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:18,342
My life is purposing
itself all over the place!
468
00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:20,577
I agree
completely.
469
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:23,013
Thanks. Oh, I
almost forgot.
470
00:21:23,048 --> 00:21:25,482
I got you all a little
something from my trip.
471
00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:28,018
Who likes peanut brittle?
472
00:21:28,053 --> 00:21:32,657
[explosion and squeals]
[laughter]
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