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♪♪
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[click]
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♪♪
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[frustrated groan]
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You said it,
Big Mac!
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This is taking FOREVER!
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I know it's wrong
to cut corners
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when it comes to
gifts from the heart,
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but this is
an emergency, right?
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Eyup.
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Discord?
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A little help?
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DISCORD!
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[sigh]
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[inaudible]
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Good idea.
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Ahem.
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"Captain Wuzz, are you
prepared to enter the world
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of Ogres & Oubliettes?"
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Huzzah, fellow adventurers!
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Shall we storm the ramparts
of Squizard's Castle
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to reclaim Calico's Ring of
Imperceptibility?
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You did summon me for
a rousing Guys' Night
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of Ogres and Oubliettes,
did you not?
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Uh. Sort of, but...
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Do you think you could
magically hurry-up this pie
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real quick first?
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You seem to be mixing
up the Lord of Chaos
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with a second-rate clown
magician for hire.
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WAIT!
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This needs to go in
the mail today
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or it'll never get
to Sugar Belle
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in time for Hearts
and Hooves Day.
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[sheepish laugh]
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Please, can't you see that that
holiday is a commercialized ruse
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pushed on you by the
greeting card industry?
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Ahem!
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[tap tap]
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Fine.
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You owe me for this.
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[snap]
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Keep your eye on the pie.
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It's magic time!
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[poof]
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♪ My little pony,my little pony ♪
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♪ Aaaahhh ♪
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♪ My little Pony ♪
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♪ I used to wonder whatfriendship could be. ♪
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♪ My Little Pony ♪
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♪ Until you all sharedits magic with me. ♪
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♪ Big adventure! ♪♪ Tons of fun ♪
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♪ A beautiful heart! ♪ ♪Faithful and strong! ♪
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♪ Sharing kindness ♪♪ it's an easy feat ♪
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♪ And magic makes itall complete! ♪
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♪ To have my little pony ♪
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♪ Do you know you're allmy very best friends? ♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[sniff]
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This smells... palatable.
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Well, pies really are
Sugar Belle's thing.
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But I think that makes
this all the more special.
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It shows you're interested
in what she cares about.
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Eyup.
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And, he's planning
a big romantic
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Hearts and Hooves dinner.
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It was my idea to bake
the invitation inside.
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[poof]
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"Happy Hearts and
Hooves Day, Sugar Belle.
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Meet me in my barn at
sunset for a surprise."
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Pretty clever,
huh?
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Eyup.
[giggle]
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[moan]
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Aw, "Sugar
Belle." See?
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Well, you two certainly
have bought into this
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romance nonsense hook,
line, and sinker.
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For a formerly-friendless
immortal despot,
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you're pretty cynical.
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I'm a realist.
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And love, like all things
warm and fuzzy, isn't real.
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Aw, come on. You act
tough, but deep down.
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you're a softie.
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I mean, you don't have tea with
Fluttershy every weekend
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because you like tea.
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But I do like tea!
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Every tea.
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All the teas.
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Chamomile, Earl Gray, green,
white, yellow, maté, lemon,
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ginger, chai, spearmint,
peppermint, hibiscus,
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cinnamon pumpkin spice!
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[grunt]
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♪♪
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Tell you what:
while Big Mac mails
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his incredibly
romantic gesture,
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I'll show you the splendors
of Hearts and Hooves Day
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in Ponyville.
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I bet I can prove
you believe in love.
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Fine. Call it a
gentleman's wager.
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Loser mows my lawn
for eternity.
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Is it like a riding
mower, or...?
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Tweezers!
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[gulp]
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♪♪
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[whinny]
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Hear ye, hear ye!
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This special Hearts
and Hooves Day meetin'
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of the Cutie Mark Crusaders
is now in session!
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First order of business: helpin'
my big brother decorate the barn
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for his big date with
Sugar Belle tonight and--
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Hello!
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It seems like everypony's
got somepony special but us!
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When's it going to be our turn?
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[knock at door]
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Huh?
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[squeak]
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Huh?
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Who's it from?
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Can't tell.
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It's all smudged, but it looks
like it's addressed to "Belle".
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Hmmm... SWEETIE BELLE!
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Somepony certainly went through
a lot of trouble for me
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on Hearts and Hooves Day.
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You don't think...? Could
it be...? Hang on a minute.
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Mysterious package, smudged
address, no idea who it's from?
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I know what this is.
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YOU'VE GOT A SECRET ADMIRER!
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[squeals and whoops]
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♪♪
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Spike: Ah! Another
Hearts and Hooves Day.
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Love is in the air, Discord.
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Look at all these happy couples.
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How can they be happy if
they aren't playing
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Ogres and Oubliettes?
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As a great Dragon poet once
wrote to his beloved:
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"I love you with
the utmost clarity;
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I love you, dear, my
sweet, sweet Rari--"
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Are you even listening?
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Of course.
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"Love is something-something,
and Discord is great."
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I don't know.
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Can we play O & O now?
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Sure, after you admit you
believe in love and--
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SUGARBELLE!
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Big Mac's girlfriend.
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What's she doing
in town so early?
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Well, Sugar Belle, I'm sure
Big Mac won't be expecting it.
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[gasp]
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She's planning her own
romantic surprise for Big Mac?
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What if she goes to
Sweet Apple Acres
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before Big Mac's ready
with his surprise?
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We've got to warn him!
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[zap]
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[zap]
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Whoa! [clang]
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Whoa!
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Mig Back! Mig Back!
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I mean Big Mac!
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We just saw Sugar Belle.
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She's at Sugarcube Corner,
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but I think she's on
her way over here now!
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You gotta keep her away from
here until the barn's finished!
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Eyup!
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I wonder what she
has planned for him.
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[chuckle] We don't
have to wonder.
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[snap]
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Agh!
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Will you WARN me next
time you do that?
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♪♪
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Oh, she hasn't seen him yet.
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Take note, Discord.
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This is what love is all about!
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Spike, "Love is about
spying in the bushes."
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Make fun of me
all you want,
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but look at
Big Mac's face
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and tell me you don't
believe in love.
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[chuckle]
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I hope he'll be
OK without me.
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[whimper]
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Oh, hey.
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We're just...
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not spying.
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Hush!
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I mean, he has been
on his own before,
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so he'll be fine, right?
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[sigh]
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How should I tell
Big Mac tonight?
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"You won't need to come visit
me in my village anymore"?
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"We need to talk."
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Just be honest
with him.
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You're right, OK.
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"We're finished."
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[horrified whinny]
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[pounding]
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[shattering glass]
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[thud]
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You're right. She
DID surprise him.
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Agh!
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♪♪
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[blubbering]
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OK. Things seem bad;
maybe they're really not.
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Maybe "we're finished"
was about the day.
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Ponies say that, right?
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Like, "Hey, remember yesterday?
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That's finished.
Cause it's today."
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Maybe not that.
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Oooh! I know. Maybe Sugar
Belle has a wacky cousin
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who's never been on his own
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and she has to leave him
in charge of her shop
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while she apprentices
with Mrs. Cake,
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who does that, like, two days
a week. No, no, three.
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That's why she won't need you
to come to her village anymore.
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Because she'll already be here!
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Nah. I don't even
buy that one.
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[pitiful moaning]
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[glug glug glug]
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She takes pie
baking seriously.
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Why'd I even try?
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I bet she thought I
was making fun of her.
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[high-pitched moans]
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Oh, I hate seeing you
like this, Big Mac,
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and over a
girl, no less.
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I'm calling an emergency Guys'
Night right now to cheer you up.
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[honk]
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Besides, we can't have
you ruining any more of my
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1000-year-old monogrammed
handkerchiefs.
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These are silk, you know.
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[snap]
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♪♪
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Class is now in session.
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Lesson one: Nothing
can break your heart
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if you only love yourself.
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You've got to show everypony
that you're too cool
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to be bothered with so-called
"love." Observe.
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This is how cool guys
lean against things.
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When you see a guy leaning
against a thing
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looking this cool, you think,
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"Wow, that guy doesn't
have a care in Equestria.
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Not a guy who leans
on things that cool!"
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I don't think leaning
is gonna help.
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Am I doing it right?
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WHOA!
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OOF!
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We're not like you, Discord.
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We can't put on a front
and pretend not to love.
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It's impossible.
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Lesson two: Plenty of
ponies in the pasture.
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Right, Big Mac?
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I know just the gal to make you
forget all about Sugar Belle!
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YOU SAID HER NAME!
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Oy vey.
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[snap]
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OK! We finished decoratin'
the barn for Big Mac,
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which means we got the rest
of the day to ourselves.
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There's a whole town of
possible admirers out there
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and only three of us.
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But together, we're gonna
get to the bottom of this.
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Ready? BREAK!
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Excuse me, Pipsqueak?
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Mind answerin' a few questions?
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No? Late for something?
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Are you Sweetie-Belle's
secret admirer?
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Excuse me, I'm doing a research
survey about sending pie
263
00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:27,651
in the mail anonymously.
264
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:30,521
Would you say you're pro
"that," or anti "that?"
265
00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:32,323
Happy Hearts and Hooves Day.
266
00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:35,392
Did you boys happen to send
any packages to me recently?
267
00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:38,863
It's OK to say no;
I won't be offended.
268
00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,398
Please say no, please
say no, please say no.
269
00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:45,269
♪♪
270
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,505
Sir McBiggun, meet Skellinore.
271
00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:51,475
She's a level-18 Bone-Warrior
in Squizard's Mage Army,
272
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,345
but only to pay off
Skeleton Student Loan Debts.
273
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,981
Get to know each
other, why don't you?
274
00:11:57,050 --> 00:12:00,351
Wow! You're really going
all-out to cheer up Big Mac;
275
00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:01,552
I'm impressed.
276
00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:03,454
Yes, yes, I'm amazing.
277
00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:05,422
Anyway, since we're
in the neighborhood,
278
00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:08,325
care for a quick game
of Ogres and Oubliettes?
279
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:11,996
Like I've been wanting
to play all week?
280
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,264
I take it back.
281
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,833
I'm helping our friend,
first and foremost.
282
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,469
See for yourself.
283
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,477
I think he's showing her
a picture of Sugar Belle.
284
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:27,211
What?
285
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,913
And now he's crying.
286
00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,181
No no no no no no!
287
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,916
No, he's not. Let me see that.
288
00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:32,583
Don't touch it.
289
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,018
I'm looking!
290
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,019
Cut it out, Discord!
291
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,220
Quit it!
292
00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:36,988
[poof]
293
00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:38,222
She used to do this thing
294
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,557
where her nose would
wrinkle when she laughed.
295
00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:43,994
Right there in that hole
where your nose used to be.
296
00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:48,199
I never told her how much I
loved Wrinkle Nose Cutie Face.
297
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,034
And now I never will.
298
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,468
[blubbering]
299
00:12:51,537 --> 00:12:53,772
Agh.
300
00:12:57,243 --> 00:13:00,444
OK. I think we've had enough of
the aloof Master of Chaos'
301
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:02,613
remedies for a broken heart.
302
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:06,350
You know what I do when I have
a problem too big to solve?
303
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:07,885
I hide from it.
304
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:10,921
When she can't find you, she'll
realize how much she misses you!
305
00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:15,226
Plus, if she can't find you,
she can't break up with you!
306
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,394
Eyup!
307
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:22,366
♪♪
308
00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:24,001
I don't get it.
309
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:26,904
We asked every
stallion in Ponyville.
310
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,307
There's got to be
somepony we're missin'.
311
00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:31,976
Somepony obvious.
312
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:34,578
Somepony RIGHT in
front of our NOSES!
313
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:35,946
Oh, well.
314
00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:39,017
At least the barn's looking
great for Big Mac's date.
315
00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:45,923
Too bad there won't be a date.
316
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,559
Sugar Belle is so lucky to
have a "non-secret admirer"
317
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,027
like Big Mac.
318
00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:53,097
Well, she certainly doesn't
seem to have appreciated it.
319
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,900
I bet she's gonna take one look
at this barn and say
320
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:58,335
"What did I ever do
to deserve this?"
321
00:13:58,404 --> 00:14:01,605
Yes, what did she
do to deserve this?
322
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:04,174
She broke my heart.
323
00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:06,143
Well, not yet.
324
00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:07,678
Technically.
325
00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:11,916
In fact, she can't break your
heart if you break hers first.
326
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:14,218
Eeeyup.
327
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:17,087
Sugar Belle: Thanks for the
tour of Ponyville, Mrs. Cake.
328
00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:19,023
Oh, my pleasure.
329
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:21,525
I'm off to surprise
Big Mac with the news!
330
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:24,128
Imagine the look on his
face when I tell him:
331
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,596
"We need to talk."
332
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:27,531
Oh, dear me, no!
333
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,633
I told you, don't
say it that way
334
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,702
or he'll think you're
breaking up with him!
335
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:33,237
Break up with him?
336
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:34,438
Never!
337
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,373
Why, without my
favorite delivery pony,
338
00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:38,976
I couldn't imagine
being happy ever again.
339
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,444
He knows that.
340
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,713
Good. Save your mix-ups
for cake batter;
341
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:44,248
that's what I always say.
342
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:45,316
Ha ha ha!
343
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,117
He's a good
listener, that pony.
344
00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:49,486
I promise you: no mix-ups.
345
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:50,621
[zap]
346
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,122
Ah! Big Mac!
347
00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:53,424
Sugar Belle?
348
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,226
We need to talk.
349
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,566
I know why
you're here.
350
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:03,667
You do?
351
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,736
But I have something
to tell YOU first.
352
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,204
Oh, can I go first?
353
00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:08,539
I'm going to be-- Stop.
354
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,641
Oh. Why don't we tell
each other on three?
355
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:11,142
One...
356
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:12,509
It's over.
357
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:13,677
What's over?
358
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,113
You. And me.
It's over.
359
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,614
What?
360
00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:19,316
We're breaking up.
361
00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:21,452
I don't understand.
362
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,420
Why are you breaking
up with me?
363
00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:25,589
And why are you
leaning like that?
364
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:28,092
I don't know!
365
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,661
Big Mac, please talk to me.
366
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:33,630
I-- you-- ARGH!
367
00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:35,466
This is why I
don't like talking!
368
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:36,633
Words can hurt!
369
00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:38,035
Words HURT!
370
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,670
GOODBYE, SUGAR BELLE!
371
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:40,605
[slam]
372
00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:43,607
[sobbing]
373
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:50,682
♪♪
374
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,098
[door opens]
375
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,533
Big Mac!
376
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,068
Oh, thank goodness.
377
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,503
You gotta help us with this!
378
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,609
Dude, how long have
you been not-hiding?
379
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:19,844
[zap]
380
00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:21,678
Oh. I should probably
have said something.
381
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:23,380
Y'all should go.
382
00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:26,050
Did you... did
she... are you...?
383
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,420
Big Mac? What's going on?
384
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,122
Where's Sugar Belle?
385
00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:34,124
Just go.
386
00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:36,360
But we worked so
hard on this chart.
387
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,529
I think we've almost cracked
it, if you could just--
388
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:39,597
--not right now...
389
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:42,332
But I can't stand having
a secret admirer
390
00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:44,401
who's too scared to
tell me who he is!
391
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:46,737
Maybe he doesn't like talking.
392
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:48,672
But that doesn't make any sense!
393
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,240
Maybe he used to
talk too much
394
00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:51,776
and it only ever got
him into trouble!
395
00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:58,649
[sigh] What if you're
right, Discord?
396
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:01,185
What if love isn't real at all?
397
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:05,856
[ding]
398
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:07,391
[zap]
399
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,492
I'm sorry, Sweetie Belle.
400
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,761
I'm just mad and I'm
takin' it out on you.
401
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:11,996
That's OK.
402
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:14,198
I bet if felt good to
get it out, though.
403
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,866
Actually, it did.
404
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:18,435
Tellin' you how
I felt just then.
405
00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:19,603
I gotta go.
406
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:20,337
Big Mac!
407
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:21,205
Where are you going?
408
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:23,540
I gotta talk to Sugar Belle!
409
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:25,276
Discord, you've got to
use your magic and...
410
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,146
Guess you have
better things to do.
411
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,249
Big Mac's gonna need a miracle.
412
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:36,721
[sigh]
413
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,656
[splat]
414
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:40,457
[thud]
415
00:17:40,526 --> 00:17:42,493
Of all the rotten luck.
416
00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:48,399
[crash]
417
00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:54,839
Caught you just in time.
418
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,442
We both know I don't
like to say much,
419
00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:02,412
but I'm going to
say something now.
420
00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:04,348
Even though I'm hurting,
421
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,617
I wouldn't trade this
feeling for anything,
422
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,853
because it'd mean giving up
the good times we had, too.
423
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,889
I only broke up
with you because
424
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:14,324
you were going to
break up with me.
425
00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:16,793
I respect your decision,
but you should know
426
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:19,563
you'll always be
in my heart.
427
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:22,466
I didn't want to
break up with you.
428
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:25,235
But you said you don't
need me to visit anymore.
429
00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:27,304
You said I'm gonna
be on my own.
430
00:18:27,373 --> 00:18:29,740
I heard you said
"We're finished!"
431
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,275
when I was hiding
in the bushes.
432
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,311
That sounds worse
than it is.
433
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:35,612
Oh, Big Mac.
434
00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:37,581
I was talking
about my cousin.
435
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:40,317
I have this wacky cousin
who's never been on his own,
436
00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:43,253
but I have to let him
run my shop on weekends.
437
00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:45,322
Which is why you
won't be delivering
438
00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:46,790
to my village anymore.
439
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:49,760
Because I'll already be here
apprenticing with Mrs. Cake,
440
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,728
who does that two
days a week.
441
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:53,363
No, three.
442
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:55,499
Wait'll I tell Spike.
443
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,535
I'd never break up with you.
444
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:06,310
I suppose there's a lesson here
somewhere about communication.
445
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:09,613
Talking instead of assuming,
or eavesdropping is wrong,
446
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,215
wouldn't you say?
447
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:12,749
Eyyyyyyup.
448
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,718
[giggle]
449
00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:17,588
Wrinkle nose cutie face.
450
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,756
You must have been awful
confused at my breaking up
451
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,892
with you after
you got my pie.
452
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:23,227
What pie?
453
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:24,728
You didn't get
the pie I sent?
454
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:25,429
Mm mm.
455
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,697
Or the invitation?
456
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:27,398
Uh uh.
457
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:30,500
Well, in that case...
458
00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:34,705
Allow me to escort you to a
Hearts and Hooves Day surprise!
459
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,840
[giggle]
460
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,909
♪♪
461
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:40,978
[birdsong]
462
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:42,546
[sad sigh]
463
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,348
Mind if we join ya?
464
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:51,422
♪♪
465
00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:55,392
"Happy Hearts and
Hooves Day, Sugar Belle.
466
00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:58,462
Meet me--" SUGAR Belle?
467
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,365
You have GOT to be
pullin' our hooves.
468
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,267
It was all a mix-up?
469
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:05,302
[laughing]
470
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:08,572
It's funny; I've been sitting
here feeling sorry for myself
471
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:11,441
for not having a special pony
on Hearts and Hooves Day,
472
00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:14,344
but remembering all
the fun we had,
473
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:16,913
I think I have two
special ponies.
474
00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:19,483
My two best friends.
475
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,484
Awww.
476
00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:23,754
[happy sigh]
477
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:26,957
And so ends another
Hearts and Hooves Day.
478
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,592
Despite a bumpy start...
479
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,394
and middle... and ending.
480
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:31,862
A lot of bumps today.
481
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,764
Love was in the air.
482
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,599
So was confusion,
apparently.
483
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:38,602
And a fair number
of assumptions.
484
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:39,904
But YOU have to admit,
485
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:42,039
after seeing everything
Big Mac went through,
486
00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:44,007
love is one hundred
percent real.
487
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,842
[Discord humming to himself]
488
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:46,977
Seriously?
489
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,545
Discord! Come on.
490
00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:49,880
I can't believe you!
491
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:52,617
Who do you think broke
Sugar Belle's wagon wheel?
492
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:56,920
♪ Ta-da. ♪
493
00:20:56,989 --> 00:21:00,357
Happy Hearts and Hooves Day.
494
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:05,028
You old softie! Ha ha! I
knew you had a heart!
495
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,563
Speaking of how great I am,
496
00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:08,765
are you busy for the
rest of the night?
497
00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:09,700
[snap]
498
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:11,668
Calico's Ring of
Imperceptibility
499
00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:14,104
isn't going to reclaim
itself, you know.
500
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:15,672
Ogres and
Oubliettes?
501
00:21:15,741 --> 00:21:17,774
I thought you'd
never ask.
502
00:21:17,843 --> 00:21:21,445
Oh, and just
wondering, no biggie,
503
00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:23,947
but is Skellinore
going to be there?
504
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:26,616
Spike, she's an imaginary
one-dimensional
505
00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:28,552
paper cut-out skeleton.
506
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,521
Well, nopony's perfect.
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