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♪
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[frightened whimper]
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[crashing]
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[grunt]
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[hiss]
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Well, don't stop there! You
read; I pack. That's the deal!
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I'm sorry, Rainbow Dash.
I just keep thinking about
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how much fun you're
going to have
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at the Daring
Do Convention.
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I wish Princess Celestia
didn't need my help
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with the friendship
summit in Griffonstone.
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Don't worry. I'll make sure
AK Yearling signs your book.
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I can't believe she's
going to be there.
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She never goes
to conventions.
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[sigh]
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Which I guess will be cool for
all those other fan-ponies,
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but since you and I know
AK Yearling personally...
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...and we know that she's
secretly Daring Do, herself...
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It's no big deal.
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This convention'll be fun,
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but it's nothing to
get too excited about.
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So! Excited!
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♪ My little pony,my little pony ♪
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♪ Aaaahhh
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♪ I used to wonder whatfriendship could be ♪
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♪ Until you all sharedits magic with me ♪
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♪ Sharing kindness ♪ it's an easy feat
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♪ And magic makes itall complete! ♪
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♪ To have my little pony
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♪ Do you know you're allmy very best friends? ♪
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♪
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♪
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You look like a pony who'd
be up for an all-inclusive,
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one-of-a-kind, adventu-cation
where you get to live
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"The Daring Do Experience."
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No thanks. Did
that already.
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Ah!
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[whoosh]
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This is the awe--
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--someest thing ever!
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Now this is something that only
a true fan can appreciate.
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They even put the tiles
in the right order!
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Good catch. I'm Quibble Pants.
Nice to meet you.
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Rainbow Dash.
Nice costume.
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Thanks. The hard part was
figuring out the right--
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--number of arrow holes.
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B-because on page eighty-four
of Sapphire Stone,
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it describes her dodging a quote
"score of arrows shooting forth
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but then on page one hundred and
seven, Daring Do says she quote
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"barely made it past the trap's
barrage of arrows" unquote.
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But clearly, Daring
Do is embellishing
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and the correct
number of arrows is--
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Both: Twenty.
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[chuckling]
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♪
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I am so glad I
ran into you.
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Even though I knew
the convention
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would be totally awesome,
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it's more fun when
you're with someone
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who really knows
Daring Do.
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I know what you mean.
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It's so hard to find a
pony who really gets it.
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That's weird. We've only done
stuff from the first trilogy.
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After lunch, we should probably
start working our way back
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. There
are no "other books."
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Daring Do and the Trek
of the Terrifying Tower,
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Uh, please, please don't. Just
don't even mention the titles.
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I'm not saying those
books don't exist.
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I'm saying that I refuse
to acknowledge them.
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Why?
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I mean, there isn't a single
thing after Ring of Destiny
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that is even remotely in
the realm of the possible.
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WHAT! I know for a
fact that everything
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in every one of those books is
one hundred percent possible!
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And how could you
possibly know that?
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I just do.
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Well, that's a
compelling argument!
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Why would you even
come to this convention
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if you hate Daring
Do so much?!
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I don't hate Daring Do.
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The first series
was smart and cool
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and an amazing nod to old-time
serialized adventure books
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that somehow manages to be
self-reflexive and ironic
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while at the same time
celebrating the art form
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without a hint of cynicism.
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Which is why I came here to ask
AK Yearling, muzzle-to-muzzle,
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why she sold out and dumbed
down the rest of her books
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into just a series of
impossible action sequences.
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OK, now I know
you're crazy.
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AK Yearling is awesome and every
Daring Do book that comes out
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is better than the last.
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Wow. OK. Yeah. I'm-I'm sorry
but I could never be friends
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with somepony who's willing
to believe impossible stuff
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is possible as long
as Daring Do does it.
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That's OK, because I could
never be friends with somepony
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who's so focused on
things being possible
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that he's willing
to turn his back
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on the coolest hero
of all time!
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Fine!
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Fine!
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Look, just tell AK Yearling
that Rainbow Dash is here
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and I need her help to
convince a know-it-all pony
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that everything Daring Do's
ever done actually happened.
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Rainbow Dash?
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AK! I've got to talk to
you! It's an emergency!
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Not here.
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Now, tell me what's going on. Is
it Caballeron? Did you see him?
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But there is a pony downstairs
who thinks everything
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you've written after the first
trilogy is totally unrealistic
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and terrible and I need
you to help me prove to him
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that it's all
totally possible.
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I've got bigger
problems on my hoofs
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than dissatisfied
fan-ponies.
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The Amulet of Culhuacan.
And Caballeron wants it.
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But the amulet's
only a key. [chuckle]
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The real treasure is
hidden in a lost temple,
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The Seven-Sided
Chest of Chicomoztoc.
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Caballeron wants to sell it to
the highest bidder, of course,
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which is why I need
to find it first.
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YES! Sounds like another
awesome Daring Do Adventure!
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But what are
you doing here?
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Since I haven't
found the temple yet,
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it's the safest place
for me and the Amulet.
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It's crawling with security
and if I get into trouble,
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I can just blend in with all
the Daring Do cos-players.
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Just keep your eyes out
for anything suspicious.
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Got it.
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Does a pony who only
likes your first trilogy
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qualify as suspicious?
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Just checking.
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[door closes]
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[sigh] I find all this fanfare
around my archenemy disturbing.
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I mean, where is the
booth for Caballeron?
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I do not see the likeness.
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Come. Let us find Daring Do
and the Amulet of Culhuacan.
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I don't want to spend any
more time in this place
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than I have to.
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Well, if it isn't the pony
who knows impossible things
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can happen because
she just does.
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Ugh. Sorry, Quibble, I've got
more important things to do
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who thinks awesome
means unrealistic.
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No, wait. I wanna hear more
about how you're 100% sure
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that in Curse of the Jungle
Queen, Daring Do could survive
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a sixty-story drop from
the top of a waterfall
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after sustaining a broken
wing in a category six rapid.
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Obviously her wing
wasn't broke--
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Caballeron!
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See, now THAT'S a
great character!
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Solid backstory.
Good motivations.
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No-no-no! Caballeron
is right there!
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Of course he is.
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He's also over
there, over there,
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Oh-oh over there,
and over there.
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Where are you going?
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And we're out here because...
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came to this convention to
steal the Amulet of Culhuacan
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and I just saw him and his
henchponies come this way.
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OK. I'm gonna head back inside.
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Just a little
too much crazy out here
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for the both of us.
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[gasp]
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I do not know what
Daring Do is playing at,
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but if she told you two
fanponies of my plan
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to steal the Amulet,
you must work for her.
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Caballeron! HA! What do you
have to say NOW, Quibble?
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This was your plan to prove the
Daring Do books are realistic?
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You bought a "Daring Do
Experience, Adventu-cation"?
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What?! NO! Look around us!
Henchponies. Caballeron!
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The jungle it took forever to
get to! This is the real deal!
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Right. We're ACTUALLY being
held captive by Caballeron.
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Please. This guy's accent
is all over the place.
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No offense.
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So, what's the setup,
here? You've kidnapped us
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and taken us to the middle
of nowhere because....?
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The Temple of Chicomoztoc is
somewhere in this jungle!
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When I find it, the Seven-Sided
Chest is as good as mine!
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I just need the Amulet of
Culhuacan to unlock it!
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Uh-huh. And Daring
Do has the Amulet,
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so you came up with this
overcomplicated plot
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to lure her into the jungle
and exchange it for us?
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I wouldn't call it
overcomplicated, but yes.
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OK, we're done here. Great work.
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Seriously. Very believable.
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[slap and shout]
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Listen pal, you can keep
her money, but I'm not --
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Going anywhere.
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You may not approve of my plan,
but I'm the mastermind here.
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Debatable.
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AND I SAY you will remain
here until Daring Do
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comes to rescue you. And if she
wants you back in one piece,
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she will give me the
Amulet! Tie them up.
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The Griffon's Lock!
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Further proof that you
are an agent of Daring Do.
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Or an avid reader.
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And now I will continue
my search for the Temple.
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Don't go anywhere. [evil laugh]
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Listen, if I pretend to
believe this nonsense is real,
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will you call off the henchpony
repertory theater over there?
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They're not going to listen
to me. They abducted us BOTH!
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Oh, wow. So you're going
to stick with that script?
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Oh, OK fine. We're in
a Daring Do adventure.
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What was that?
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DARING DO! THANK
GOODNESS! WE'RE OVER HERE!
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Fan out! We can't let
Daring Do rescue these two.
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All four? I mean, shouldn't at
least one of them stay behind
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to guard us? Oh-oh
wait, no because then
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it wouldn't be a terrible
Daring Do adventure!
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We'll never solve the Griffon's
Lock before they get back.
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OK, that was pretty good.
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Quick! We've got to get out
of here and warn Daring Do!
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No way. Just point
me to the hotel
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and you can play fanpony
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and hunt treasure
out here all day long.
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Fine. Let's say this IS a
Daring Do Adventu-cation.
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The only way to get back to the
convention is to go through it.
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So just follow me and
I'll lead you out. Deal?
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Ugh. Fine.
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Maybe if I just leave you in
the jungle, it'll convince you.
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Which would make Daring Do left-
hoofed, which we KNOW is false!
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And THAT is everything
that's wrong with Daring Do
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Now the problems with
the next book are even --
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Oh, right. What Daring Do
adventure would be complete
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without the precarious
rope bridge?
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I'm all for making things
feel as real as possible
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but are these adventu-cation
ponies sure this thing is safe?
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Is it too "realistic" for you?
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Wouldn't want THAT on a
Daring Do adventure, would we?
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If this were really a
Daring Do adventure,
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I'm sure I'd step on the wrong
plank at exactly the wrong mo-
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[shout]
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♪
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Heh. Good thing this is all
just a pretend adventure.
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At least we know all
of this struggling
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won't make the
bridge fall apart.
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[snap]
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You need to get
your money back.
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[snap]
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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[thud]
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Ha! How's THAT for
not possible!
243
00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:50,528
THAT. WAS. AWESOME!
I-I-I thought we...
244
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:53,131
And then you...
and the flying...
245
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:55,200
Wow, and I was like
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!
246
00:13:55,202 --> 00:14:01,506
And I was-was-was on the water!
And the-the rocks?! WOW.
247
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,441
Yeah. If you read
that in a book
248
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:06,244
you might even think
it was unrealistic.
249
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:07,579
OK. I'll give
you that one.
250
00:14:07,581 --> 00:14:09,981
I mean we could
have been done for.
251
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:13,551
What kind of
Adventu-cation IS this?
252
00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:17,255
I mean that's just bad business!
What are these ponies thinking?
253
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:22,160
We are thinking that we should
thank you for escaping.
254
00:14:25,397 --> 00:14:31,035
For you have led us directly to
the Lost Temple of Chicomoztoc!
255
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,171
[evil laugh]
256
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,411
Make sure they are
secure this time!
257
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,447
We can't have them
escaping again.
258
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:45,550
You'll never get
away with this.
259
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:48,519
Won't I? You've led
me to the temple.
260
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:52,423
And Daring Do is too noble to
let harm befall her companions
261
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:56,661
so the amulet is
as good as mine.
262
00:14:56,663 --> 00:15:01,032
What? No witty remarks this time
about how silly my plan is?
263
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:03,902
This isn't the official
Daring Do Experience
264
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:06,004
Adventu-cation, is it?
265
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:10,408
It's some cheap knock-off run by
a bunch of incompetent ponies
266
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,644
that have no idea how to
execute this adventure
267
00:15:12,646 --> 00:15:14,445
with any level of safety!
268
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:19,417
What was that with the bridge!
We were in serious danger!
269
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,653
I'm reporting you all to...
270
00:15:21,655 --> 00:15:23,655
Well, I don't know who
I'm reporting you to,
271
00:15:23,657 --> 00:15:25,623
but it's gonna be
somepony important!
272
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:29,294
Oh, and this cut-rate
excuse for an "experience"
273
00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:31,462
hasn't proved anything
except that I'm right.
274
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:34,465
It has all the hallmarks of
a lame Daring Do adventure.
275
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:41,239
No. I'M talking! Generic
jungle locations? Check.
276
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:44,342
Overly complicated
villain plot? Check.
277
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:46,611
Random coincidences
that conveniently
278
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:49,047
get us to the next
big set piece? CHECK!
279
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:53,184
Watch where you are
stepping, you fool!
280
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:55,286
Listen, buddy, I
don't take orders
281
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:58,022
from some second-rate
performer who learned acting
282
00:15:58,024 --> 00:16:00,725
from the supervillain
school of bad accents.
283
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:03,561
The only thing this mess
is missing is some giant
284
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:06,397
Ahuizotl wanna be monster
and I have a feeling
285
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,166
that would be a bit too much
286
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:10,368
for you bargain basement
adventurers to pull off.
287
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:15,740
[roar]
288
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,742
Um. You're real.
289
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,110
This is real?
290
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:20,078
[snap]
291
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,379
THIS IS REAL!
292
00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:36,194
I told you to warn me
of anything suspicious,
293
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,997
not run off on an
adventure without me.
294
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:42,100
Whoa whoa whoa. You're real.
295
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,135
You're-you're...
friends with her?
296
00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:48,406
Uh, we'll have to do
introductions later.
297
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:49,674
Right now we have to--
298
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,577
Get out of here. Yes! Thank you!
299
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:54,245
Actually, no.
300
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:58,049
We can't leave
without the treasure.
301
00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:00,118
And we should probably get
to it before our friend
302
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,519
gets any higher.
303
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,054
[splash]
304
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:12,730
Seven doors, Seven locks. One
of them leads to the treasure.
305
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:15,400
I'd rather not think about
what the others lead to.
306
00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:17,702
Yeah, yeah. The classic
pony and the tiger bit.
307
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:22,140
Um... Maybe you should let
Daring Do figure it out?
308
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,641
Oh, excuse me.
309
00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:29,814
[fake cough] Not that one.
310
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:38,056
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhh.
311
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:39,757
Is he always like this?
312
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,794
Yeah. But...he's
usually right.
313
00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:44,228
[sigh]
314
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:50,134
FINALLY! Look. Each door has
another door that matches.
315
00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:53,538
THESE two both have earth
ponies fighting serpents.
316
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:56,707
THESE two have Pegasi
fighting Griffons.
317
00:17:56,709 --> 00:18:02,447
THESE two have unicorns
fighting bears. But THIS one...
318
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,816
Has an alicorn on it!
319
00:18:04,818 --> 00:18:08,853
It's the only one without a
match. How did I miss that?
320
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:11,522
I've been asking myself
that ever since book four.
321
00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:20,498
The Seven-Sided
Chest of Chicomoztoc.
322
00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:24,435
Uh, guys?
323
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,407
The way out is
totally covered!
324
00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:31,242
How are we gonna
get out of here?
325
00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:33,177
There!
326
00:18:34,713 --> 00:18:36,314
Seriously, do you
ever NOT escape
327
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,849
out of the top of a temple?
328
00:18:37,851 --> 00:18:41,619
We'll have to carry mister
adventure critic out with us.
329
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,821
We won't be fast enough!
We'll never make it!
330
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,323
Guys!
331
00:18:46,825 --> 00:18:48,793
I think Rainbow Dash
and I have this covered.
332
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:55,500
♪
333
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:58,536
Go around! You
can't go over him!
334
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:01,272
Go over him? Are you crazy?
335
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:04,876
If Quibble says go
over him, go over him!
336
00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:06,577
[scream]
337
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,817
You two are insane!
338
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,153
You SAID go over him!
339
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:17,355
I SAID go around him!
340
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:19,423
And I said be quiet!
341
00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:22,326
This way! I heard them!
342
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:25,196
OK, I've got it. Let's
create a fake treasure
343
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:28,232
out of mud and rocks, give THAT
to Caballeron and then when--
344
00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:31,469
Not EVERY Daring Do plan
has to be super complicated.
345
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:35,907
I swear I heard them!
346
00:19:35,909 --> 00:19:37,942
[crash]
347
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:39,477
[roar]
348
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,179
[scream]
349
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,548
I'll get you Daring Doooooooo!
350
00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:51,189
Uh. Not particularly original
or inspired, but it worked.
351
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:52,490
Who are you again?
352
00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:57,195
Uh-huh. There's some stairs on
the other side of the temple
353
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:58,863
that lead out of
the ravine.
354
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,299
I suggest you two take
them and head west.
355
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:06,237
I've got to get this to a
museum. Thanks for your help.
356
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:08,906
I couldn't have done it
without you. Both of you.
357
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,813
So?
358
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:19,584
So. Maybe the later books
ARE slightly more realistic
359
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:22,286
than I gave them credit for.
I still don't like them.
360
00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:26,390
Wait! Hold on! Before
we get in another fight,
361
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,759
I think I finally
figured it out!
362
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:32,496
I love the Daring Do that solves
puzzles and uses her brain
363
00:20:32,498 --> 00:20:34,332
to get out of tough situations.
364
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:36,667
And she did WAY more of that
in the original trilogy.
365
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:39,804
YOU love the Daring Do
that is brave and awesome
366
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:42,573
and comes out on top no
matter what the odds.
367
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,408
OK.
368
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,310
And that's OK!
369
00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:48,913
We might never agree on
what makes Daring Do cool.
370
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:52,416
But YOU are definitely cool.
371
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:56,420
I mean the way you saved
me on the bridge? Wow.
372
00:20:56,422 --> 00:21:02,426
And escaping from the temple!
You, Rainbow Dash, are AWESOME.
373
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:05,930
Well. I'm not the one
who can locate a treasure
374
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:08,833
in half the time Daring Do can.
375
00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:10,735
You may have terrible
taste in books,
376
00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:13,771
but you're pretty
awesome yourself.
377
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:17,341
In a brainy egghead puzzle-
solving kind of way.
378
00:21:17,343 --> 00:21:20,044
I guess we don't have to agree
on everything to get along.
379
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:21,345
Friends?
380
00:21:21,347 --> 00:21:22,880
DEFINITELY friends.
381
00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:27,451
Do you think AK
Yearling would consider
382
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,020
letting ME write the next book?
383
00:21:29,022 --> 00:21:30,421
I mean, think I could
384
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:33,691
I mean for instance, in
the second adventure
385
00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:38,496
because it's sort of
this thing that I've
386
00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:39,530
already written a lot
of fan fiction on.
387
00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:44,735
but I am saying that this
would totally go along,
388
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:46,804
my whole thing about
puzzle solving.
389
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,906
Except what if each
puzzle that was solved
390
00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:50,875
unlocked a new karate move?
391
00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:52,610
Think of it that way, right?
392
00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:54,445
I'm kind of a Yearlite myself,
393
00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:55,880
so I'm sure she'd be open to--
394
00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:57,782
Rainbow Dash: Uh, Quibble?
395
00:21:57,784 --> 00:21:58,783
Sorry!
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