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- Jimmy, we discussed this,

you can't tape our
sessions, it's not allowed.

Does your defiance make you feel

more powerful?

Filming people makes you feel like

you're in control of the
situation, doesn't it?

Maybe?

I can seat here as long as you can

and you cannot force me

to participate in your little game here.

Jimmy, put the camera away, please.

Okay, all right, that's enough,

give me the camera, come on, now, Jimmy!

No, okay, Jimmy.

Come on, Jimmy, give it
to me, give it to me,

give me the camera, give it to me, Jimmy!

Oh, you a fucking nuts, are you boy, huh?

A little crazy?

Give it to me!

Whatever.

I went down to the beach and saw Kiki,

she was all like, ooh
and I'm like whatever.

Hey, mom,

I heard you and dad doing
it nasty last night,

thanks for that one.

By the way, who the fuck is Nancy?

Then this chick comes
up to me and she's all like,

"Hey, aren't you that dude,"
and I'm like, "Yeah, whatever!"

Hey, dad, mom's on
the phone telling our friends

you're hung like a light switch.

Oh, Dad, there it goes,

he makes the reach and yes,
both balls at the same time,

one heck of a double play.

And a sniff to finish them off.

I live in a fucking freak show.

You like that, you fucking nigger?

- Oh yeah, baby, I like it.

'Cause this is my united
states of whatever

All right,

so, what was going through your mind

when I called you a nigger?

- This cost you an extra 50.

You like calling me a nigger
when you get your nut off?

No.

- Then why did you call me that?

I was trying
to do the unthinkable

when I called you that,

I wanted to see if I could even do that.

- So, what did you think?

I think I wanna die.

'Cause this is my united
states of whatever

And this is my united
states of whatever

Judy,

Judy, Judy,

first period track.

Oh, Ms. Sanburrows,

bitch of all bitches.
- What is the problem,

are you gonna puke?

I don't care if you puke, I don't care...

- Fuck, give it to me.

- Oh, you want it back?

God damn!

Megan Cleary.

Oh, Judy.

Billy Rensing, you fucking tool.

Morning, guys, hello?

Pretty good, pretty good,
pretty good, pretty good,

how you doing?

Hi guys.

How's it going?

Jimmy?

Happy anniversary,
that's all I wanted to say.

- Jimmy.
- Hey, Dad.

Happy anniversary!

Happy...

I'm sorry.
- Off you go.

Tommy and Frank, thank
you very much, come over,

they wanted to double
the bet at that point.

- Oh, come on.

- They're gonna double this
thing, thank you, honey.

I'm 50 yards from the
green and I'm looking,

and I'm not looking at the caddy, right,

and I'm saying okay, a big
seven is gonna do it, right,

seven is gonna take me up,
I don't know, you know,

in a pinch, I can probably make it.

But I'm screwed six ways
to sunny at this point, so,

he hands me the club and I'm
not even thinking about it,

and...

- You know, it is bad enough
my parents made me come here,

I have to put up with you
and that stupid camera.

Hey, I have
something I wanna show you.

- What, something disgusting?

Something that'll probably
make me wanna puke?

No, something beautiful.

Something that might change your life.

- You're weird, Jimmy.

The people ever call you names

because they don't understand you?

Huh?

- I'm not gonna talk to you
until you turn that camera off.

You know, just because I'm up here

doesn't mean I like you or anything,

as soon as this is over,
I'm going back downstairs.

That's Ms. Sanburrows' car.

And Billy Rensing, that red headed prick

that decided to dump a coke on your head?

I put an ounce of weed in his locker

and left an anonymous note

in the principal Litzsky's office.

Megan Cleary,

I took care of her too.

- Why did you do that?

I did it for you.

Shut off the fucking camera!

- The problem is that Tom
wants me to stay late because

he's threatened to take
away this connected account

while I was away.
- He's taken advantage of you,

it's time for you to speak up to Tom.

- I have spoken up to Tom.
- You three are equals

in that company, he is not your superior.

- Well, not technically.

If he takes away another
account, I'm gonna be,

I don't know what we're gonna do,

he's threatening to
take away two accounts.

It's connected to the.

How can he
even take away any account?

What does Bill have to say about it?

- Because of his daddy owns
the company that's why,

his daddy owns the company so
I go to lunch with him and...

You've
known the man for 20 years.

- It doesn't seem to matter in this case.

Anyway, I'm tired of it,

I wish I could just quit
that job but I can't.

Are we having that salmon tonight?

That was terrible.

I don't want that, I mean, I told you.

We're having the salmon,

I got it at the Vietnamese
market for $1.98 a salmon.

- It tastes like it's $1.98.

No, I can't
buy your underwear and dinner,

so eat at home.

- It's the least you can do.

You spend too much attention
on that stupid kid.

You don't spend enough.

- I've spent plenty of attention on him.

When is the
last time you had a Saturday

or anything like that.

- He doesn't wanna have
a Saturday with me,

he's a weirdo, he's a freak.

Are you ready
for me, you fucking slut?

- I'm not ready yet.

You know,
I don't like to wait.

What do you have left to do?

- I gotta put on my make-up.

- Your were the one that got
hard to get this thing going

and have dinner.

- I just wanna take a little time, okay,

I just wanna have some time.

- Come on, slut!

Have a cocktail.

- You know you like it too.

I'm just saying

you're being taken advantage of.

- You don't listen to me,

I'm telling you I'm not
being taking advantage of,

I'm just doing what I'm
supposed to do in work, okay?

I'm just trying, I'm
just trying to keep...

- In the front office.
- Oh, stop it.

And you like it?

- I'm not

talking about any of that.
- You need to answer the phone

when I call.

- I'm making calls all the
time, I can't talk to you.

You always think I gotta
pay all my attention to you.

I'm your wife.

- All right.

So.

- Oh, my God.
- What you guys are you up to?

- What the God damn
fuck are you doing here?

- I told you he would
find out you fucking...

- Give me that camera, you
fucking asshole, give me that

give me that fucking camera, give me that

damn fucking camera.

You bitch, you bitch.
- Fuck you, you fucking...

- Give me that fucking camera.
- You wanna find something

you little shit head?

- No, no filming!

I'm leaving, I swear!

Okay, okay.

- I'm not good on camera,
it makes me nervous.

- Fuck the camera.

Come on, talk to me.

Alright.

Tell me how you felt
when you saw the video.

- I felt like someone had read my mind.

- And?

- I felt like someone
had jumped in my head

and watched while I was being protected.

- And earlier what you said about God?

- I said it felt like God had
sent someone to protect me,

to look out for me.

You are the only person in my life

who's ever looked out
for me like that.

God, I hate it when you film me crying.

How do you like it, huh?

How do like you it when the
camera shoved right up your ass,

do you like it, do you?

- Generally, I place the camera

a little further away from my face

but if this is your
preferred shooting style,

then I guess I'll have to adjust it.

Does this work for you?

Fuck it, I'm leaving.

- Hey,

Judy,

wait.

What?

Come on, don't
you wanna ask me anything?

Come on.

Okay,

why did you get kicked out of school?

- Taking the semester off.

I heard you got kicked out

'cause you talked Jeremy into
killing himself on camera.

- I didn't tell him to and
I didn't tell him not to.

If he wanted to die, that's his choice,

and the camera was there,
not me, that's the truth.

You can believe whatever you want.

And

now I am here with the folks,

going to therapy, reevaluating
my life's ambitions ,

and as my mom likes to say,

I'm gonna take this semester off,

start the next semester
at a community college and

forget the whole thing
ever happened.

It's not so bad.

Not so bad, not so bad.

Maybe you
shouldn't film everything.

- I don't film everything,

just what's important.

Why me?

What do you think?

Stop,

just tell me.

Because you love me?

Yeah, you understand.

So, where are you taking me?

- To a beautiful place.
- Where?

- Chuck E. Cheese.

Okay, but seriously?

- I can't tell you, I'll
ruin it, just trust me.

Fine.

Can I ask you something?
- Can ask me anything.

Do you hate your parents?

- Yeah, yeah, I do,

but I understand them.

What's to understand?

- Well, I mean, I understand that

my ascension into young adulthood

triggered their descent
into mid life crisis.

You see, when an only
child leaves the nest,

the parents have to
re-evaluate their lives

and all they see is this younger,

better versions of themselves.

They feel insecure because we
no longer seek their approval,

they feel abandoned because
of our need for privacy.

You know, they used to
take us to baseball games,

cover our scrapes with bandages,

and

once we no longer need
mom to nurse our bruises,

dad to look up to,

they put their roles and
subsequent self-worth

into question.

How do you know all these things?

I am a genius.

Actually,

I guess when you have no one to talk to,

you don't play sports, you don't go out,

have no one to listen to you,

no one to ask advice,

you pretty much have to figure
everything out on your own.

You're so smart.

- You're so beautiful.

You think I'm pretty?

- Let me see,

I think you're the most
beautiful person in the world.

Actually,

I think you're the most
beautiful person in the universe.

No one has ever
said that to me before.

- Yeah, well, get used to it.

Well, do you
think that I'm smarter?

- Yeah, yeah.

- Do you think I'm fat?
- Yeah.

How could you say that?

I weigh 110 pounds.

- Oh, I'm sorry, I thought
you said flat, flat-chested.

I am not flat-chested.

- Okay then, prove it.

I don't have to
prove it, look, you can see.

- No, I still can't tell.

I wear a full B cup.

- Okay, well then show me,

take out your little titties, come on.

I'm not
gonna just take them out,

you take yours out.

It's already out, baby.

Oh, my God.

I don't believe you just fucking did that.

Yeah, that's why I did it.

I showed you mine, now show me yours.

Come on.

Wow, yes!

I'm pulling over.
- No.

Yes, I'm pulling over,

I'm gonna get your boobies on camera.

Oh, my God.

All right, Judy,
show me your titties, come on.

- I'm embarrassed.

You don't
have to be embarrassed,

you can trust me.

You can trust me with your life, okay?

Dude, for real this time, come on.

Come on.

Take off your bra.

All right.

Yes, that is very nice.

Very nice.

What's the matter?

- I've showed you my breast
and I've seen your penis

and we haven't even kissed yet,

you haven't even asked
me to be your girlfriend.

Will you be my girlfriend?

- Yeah.
- Would you give me a kiss?

- Yeah, will you turn off the camera?

No, I don't
wanna waste the opportunity

to document the most
beautiful moment of my life.

- You wanna see them again?

Turn off the camera, please, turn it off.

Are you getting this?

Huh?

This is where
you wanted to take me?

- Yeah, what's the matter?

I wanna go home.

- Don't fuck this up, Jimmy,

be normal.

Normal.

Got to fuck everything up!

- Hi.
- Hey.

How are you feeling?

- I don't know,

oh, so good.
- Oh, my God,

what got into you?

- I don't know, I just really
want it lately, really bad.

Why is that?

- I can't say, I'm embarrassed.

Oh, come on!

No, now you have to tell me.

Come on.
- It was after yesterday.

Yesterday?

- Yeah,

after I saw you shoot that gun.

You were so scared.

You were shaking, I mean,

it was the most horrible thing I ever did,

I didn't think I'd ever see you again.

- I was very scared at first.

I didn't expect it to be so
loud and you looked so mean,

but when I got home and I
started thinking about it,

about how your muscles looked

and how dangerous it all seemed,

I don't know, I just
got more excited and...

Horny?

Hold this for a second.
- Where are you going?

Jimmy?
- I'll be right down, what?

Oh, you're so hot.

- Dad keeps it in his closet.

It's heavy.

- Hey, now I see the
appeal, give me the camera.

- Do you like this?

Yeah, ooh.

Yeah, that's hot.

- Do you like that?
- No, you didn't.

Very cool,

ah.

Oh, fuck, it's my
parents, shit, oh, my God!

- Oh, my God!
- Hurry up, hurry up!

- That's not,

shit!

Oh, my God.

Now, Judy, is there
anything you would like to say

to your adoring fans before
you go through with this?

- Yeah, I'm very much looking forward

to losing my conformous
chromous virginity,

I would also like to
share these with my fans.

Well, thank you for your boobies

and thank you for this
rare behind the scenes look

at your first crime/moment of truth.

- Hey, you two,

stop there.

What the hell do you
think you're doing, huh?

You can't go walking around the store

playing with that camera.

I want you to turn this thing
off and get out of here,

go on, get out of here!

- What is the matter with you, Jimmy?

You almost got us caught.

So what is with that
stupid camera, what is it?

Why do you have to film everything?

It's like you have some sort
of a problem or something,

you know, that's the reason why
everyone thinks you're weird

that's why everyone makes fun of you.

So, everybody
makes fun of me, huh?

- Yes, can't you give that
thing just a fucking rest.

Do you how I deal with it?

You know what?

Fuck them and fuck you too if you care,

I couldn't give a fuck what people think.

This is my life and I wanna document it

and me filming you Judy

happens to be the only reason

I manage to get out of the
fucking bed every morning.

How does it feel, Jimmy?

How does it feel to have someone tape you?

You wanna cry?

- It doesn't matter how I
feel right now, forget it.

What matters is that you see inside of me

and you're taping it.

Can you understand that?

I don't know.

- Will you at least try?

Yeah.

- Never ever ask me not to
film you or anything we do,

it's the only thing I'll
ever ask of you, Judy.

Okay, I'm sorry.

- Would you swear on it on the camera?

- Cut that, you fat ass
dickless fucking hick.

Jimmy.

Jimmy?

Fuck!

Shit!

Jimmy, stop!

Oh, my God, stop.

Oh, my God, I love you, Jimmy.

Oh, my God, Jimmy, stop.

- Stand down, stand down, sir.

- Hi baby, I miss you,

I'll be waiting for you when you get out,

be good and don't take too long.

Look what I go for you.

See, I can't wait for
you to see it.

Welcome to JC
Burger, may I take your order?

- Yeah, can I get a double
cheeseburger with no pickles,

large fries and a coke.

Fast forward!

Can I get a number two, also please?

Sure that's
$9.53 , please pull around.

- Tell you, that's what I
missed more than anything.

So, what were
you doing the whole day?

- Masturbating mostly.
- Hey, you cheated on me.

I'm supposed to be the
only one responsible

for making you cum.

You better be
on call 24 hours a day.

Seriously, what
did you do in there?

What was a day in the life
of Jimmy in the nut house?

- Outside masturbating?
- Yeah.

- Well, I talked and I talked

and I fucking talked
until they were satisfied

and basically, I told them
what they wanted to hear.

I said shit like,

now that I'm able to talk about
my problems, I realize that

my behavior was inappropriate
and hurtful to others.

And then, okay, I realized
that I had to cry all the time

because whenever somebody would cry,

they'd call it a breakthrough,

so, you gotta start out like
real slow, like this, you know.

I'll now get into position here.

I know now that

violence is not the answer
and then I'm gonna be like,

I was wrong.

I was really, really wrong.

I need help.

I never wanted to hurt anyone.

Especially not my parents,

after everything they've done for me.

And then they gave me a
bitty bit of hug in the end

and then, you know,
after a couple of weeks,

they diagnose you with something,

give you some medication
and then you're done.

My God, you're a freaking genius!

- I know, I am.

So, what'd they gave you?

- These pills,

I don't take them, I can't
get a hard-on on them.

So, what'd they said you have?

- Oppositional Defiance Disorder, ODD.

You are so lucky,

I wanna be diagnosed with something.

So, what does it mean?

ODD?

It's characterized by
an overwhelming feeling

of negative hostile and defiant behavior,

which causes the patient

to not be able to distinguish
reality from fantasy.

I fucking love that.

- Basically, I'm a
delusional motherfucker.

I am so fucking hungry, man.

Oh, my God.

Fuck!

- What?
- Goddammit!

You know,

I specifically asked for no pickles,

they fucked up my order.

Oh, no, how will
ODD brain handle this?

Will his ODD brain be able to
withstand the pickle screw up

by the drive thru?

- I don't know, fuck
man, I really don't know.

I don't know.

I might just fucking go
postal, what am I gonna do?

Oh, my God.

Oh, jeez, oh, jeez, it's so hot,

I'm burning my nipples with my pickles.

oh, my God,

help me, Lord.

Help me with my heartbreak.

I love you, Judy.

- Hey, you know what?
- What?

- What if we could live
here together forever?

Right here?

- Okay, maybe not right here,

but eventually we could buy some land and

we could live together on it

and we could be naked whenever we want.

What do you think?
- I think you're wasted.

- Okay, you're right, but I'm serious.

I never want this to end,

I wanna stay in this moment forever.

I wanna feel the air on my body

and I wanna be naked
and I wanna feel free,

and I want us to fuck our
brains out every single day.

You know what?

I actually know a place like that.

- You do?
- Yeah.

- Where is that?
- Up in Arlinger.

Arlinger?

Dude, I'm serious.

Okay, I'm telling you
there is this amazing place

when I was in the bin, it's
all anybody talked about,

I mean, all anybody talked about,

but supposedly up in Arlinger,

there's this guy, Uncle Rodney,

he runs this commune where you can just

run around and get drunk
and naked all the time,

it's all they do.

- Uncle Rodney's commune?

I'm not kidding.

- Okay, we can go to
uncle Rodney's commune.

Yeah.

There you go.

- You really want me to say something?

- Yeah, I really do.

- Okay.

I won't go one day without masturbating,

I wanna live right in my Goddamn penis.

I

wanna commune

so we can have a three-way
and I wanna be cheating,

and

I wanna scratch my balls
with a cheese grater.

That's so gross

- And

I love you.

I loved you since we were kids.

You have?

- I love you so much it hurts.

fucking god is stabbing
me in the freaking heart

with a thousand knives
at the same fucking time

and you're the only person
that can take the pain away.

You feel that way about me?

I love you so much,

I'd rather die than be without you.

- Okay, well, you gotta
make me a promise then,

kind of like, the way a husband
and wife make a promise.

- Like get married?
- No, no,

this is something more
powerful than marriage,

it's a bond,

it's our bond,

it's transcendental.

What?

- It's transcendental because

it transcends everything.

Life,

love,

people,

things,

it really transcends death.

If you swear on the bond, it means that

you'd rather die than break your promise.

That is so beautiful.

- Judy,

I couldn't go a day without you.

Okay, then swear on the bond,

swear that we'll never let
anything come between us,

not even death.

- I'll never let anything come
between us not even death,

I swear on the bond.

- We'll be together forever.
- Forever.

I don't know what it
is, I love the ghetto,

every time I get out, it's
the first place I wanna go to.

Yeah, you know, I really love it

when you're out of the bin.

Do you think you could try and

stay out of there for a little while?

Yeah, if I'm not on
bin, I'll probably go to jail.

I'm serious.

You act like it's no big
deal when you go away.

- All right, all right.
- No, it's not all right.

Listen, when you go in there,

I stuck out here all by myself,

all alone in the real world, Jimmy.

You go in and come back like it's nothing,

like everything's fine and it's not fine,

I don't want to live
another day without you,

do you understand me?

I would rather die.

All right, I promise
I'll never go back, okay?

I promise, I swear on my
life and I swear on our bond

I will never go back.

- You swear on the bond,

I believe you.

Now what?

- Last time you got out,
we did it like five times,

like as we soon as we saw each other,

we got naked and we did it,

and today my parents weren't even home

and I tried to do some stuff to you

and you weren't even
interested or anything.

I didn't mean to, I'm sorry.

- Is it because you jerked off
too much more than you bear?

No.

- Well, do you not like
having sex with me anymore?

Do you not think I'm attractive anymore?

No, no, no, no,

that has nothing to do with it, all right?

Look, I'll tell you.

After I saw my dad getting
rammed in the ass by my mom,

I sort of blocked the whole thing out,

so now when I go into the bin

that's all they wanna talk about,

so, now, every time I get a word,

it's like the instant replay
machine goes off in my brain

and I'm just seeing my mom like
pounding my dad in the ass.

It's pretty unfortunate, it sucks.

- That's really awful, I'm sorry.

Yeah, but you know what?

It's not like you tried very hard,

you just gave your little sex
face and then grabbed my cock.

Okay, fine,

how about this, you like that?

That's what I'm talking about.

Oh, yeah,

Woody's coming out!
- Is he?

Oh, shit!

Dude,

I think you hit somebody.

Stay here.

Jimmy, what you're doing?

Oh, fuck, oh, fuck.

We gotta get him to a hospital.

No, we'll get busted.

- Oh, shit, oh, shit,

he's not breathing, I think he's dead.

- Is he fucking dead?
- I don't know.

Fuck, just pop the trunk.
- No!

Just pop the trunk
before somebody sees us,

- hurry up.
- Fuck!

Hurry up, hurry
up, come on.

Get in, get in, hurry!

Jimmy, I can't...

What the fuck?

Get in before somebody sees us.

We have a dead
guy in our fucking trunk!

Oh, fuck, oh, my God,
that's the fucking cops.

All right, just
stay calm, stay calm,

don't say anything, don't cry.

Oh, my God, we have a
dead guy in our fucking trunk

and there's a fucking cop right there.

- Please, be calm,

stay calm, stay calm.

Good evening,
license and registration.

Yeah, certainly.

Here you go.

Sir, remove your
keys from the ignition

and step out of the
vehicle for me, please.

Okay.

Come on out back with me.

Oh, my God, Jimmy.

Fuck!

What the fuck just happened?

You want to fucking tell me what happened?

- You shut the fuck up!
- Fuck!

Fucking tell me!

Okay.

Jimmy,

what are you doing?

Filming.

It's dark,
you can't see anything.

It's on
infrared, do you wanna see?

No, I don't wanna see it.

It is beautiful.

He's dead, he's in
my car, Jimmy and he stinks.

I wanna go home.

I don't think I can do
this, I am not like you,

I can't do this, I wanna fucking go home.

Goddammit, what the, I'm sorry,

what the fuck is wrong with you?

We can't go home

and you will do this, you did do this.

You killed him, Judy,

and you didn't even get into the car

until the cop showed up.

Do you want me to go to jail,
is that what you really want?

Huh?

- But what are we gonna do?

I don't know,

I don't know, we'll just have to make

really intelligent
decisions right now, okay?

We'll just figure something
out, we get out of here,

and we'll fix it.

It will be okay, I promise you, okay?

All right?

- Do you promise?

Come here.

I promise.

I promise, it will be okay.

Oh, my God, the hair
burning is making me nauseous.

Burning bodies fucking stink.

You know that bones already
been cooked off him right now?

Oh, Jimmy, don't do that!

Oh, God.

Hey, do you
know where we're gonna go?

Where are we gonna go?

We're gonna go out
to Lincoln to visit Dinko.

Who's Dinko?

- Well, he has his own place and

he knows about you, he wants to meet you,

and he doesn't like cops,

so he probably won't be
inviting 'em up very much.

Could I just get a little
tiny, tiny smile, please?

No,

I just can't, I'm sorry, I can't.

Did you find the video?
- Mm hmm.

- Yo, man, I remember that shit!

I remember that shit that you
enjoy video and everything.

Yap.

- All right, so you guys gonna
stay on me, that'll be cool,

but I have some business
I'm running here, okay?

So, it's very important for me
when people come to the door,

you can't answer the fucking door

and you can't answer
the fucking phone, okay?

Other than that, we just
gonna have a good fucking time

'cause I got shitload of fucking crank

and that shit's off the fucking hook!

You want a hit?

No, I think
I'll film, Judy, actually.

- Hey man, if I tell you to stop taping,

you gotta stop taping, okay?

'Cause I got some crank
kids come up to store

and sometime I see some shit,

and they'll fucking put
that out, man, all right?

So, it's very important, all right?

The crank kids, it's a whole
different fucking breed, man.

Totally unpredictable,
hardcore motherfuckers,

you never know what the
fuck they're gonna do.

Fuck!

And there's one fucking dude.

Fuck.

He climbed upon the roof of
his house to take a shit,

it was the only fucking
place he could take a shit,

how fucked up is that?

- Jimmy, why aren't you
giving your attention to me?

- I'm sorry.
- Do I look sexy?

- You are really sexy, baby.

Government is not
the solution to our problem,

government is the problem.

- Hey, I got some work for you all,

if that's okay with you guys.

What kind of work?

- You know, just mixing some
shit out, I'll teach you,

some hustle, some good money,

I'll teach your girl too if
she wants to know how, okay?

- Right on, that's all I've always wanted

to learn how to do, make
some crystal methamphetamine.

Goddamn, you're a genius, dude.

- I knew we would have some
fun, there you go, boy.

- Thanks.
- All right man,

is that like your girlfriend
or are you all just fucking?

Yeah, she's my girlfriend,

I only have one rule, man,

please, don't ever, ever
fuck her, do you understand?

You got me?

- I got it.
- Cool.

- No, I aint gonna fuck your
own lady, man, she's off,

into you anyway.

It's all right.

Oh, there's this dude,

this fucking dude.

Oh, there's this fucking dude, man,

taught me everything I
know about meth and shit,

he'd fucking flip over your girl, man.

You're talking
about Uncle Rodney, right?

- Right.
- Yeah.

- Uncle fucking Rodney, man.

- Do you have an Uncle Rodney, baby?

No, no, he's not my uncle,

he's not anybody's uncle,

remember I was telling you about the guy

that was up in the bin?

I told you we would go
to Arlinger, remember?

- When was that?

When we were naked.

We're always naked, Jimmy.

Oh, yeah, I forgot.

- It's good fucking shit, huh?

- Yeah.

- You gotta fucking see in here, man.

we all have to go, you wanna
go over all the shit right here

I mean, my place is cool, but,

it's always on the move,

so, you ought to go up
and see him to it, okay?

Fuck.

Oh, that's business, yo, customer's call.

Baby, I'm so fucked
up right now ,

it's amazing, it's great.

You having a fun time?

I told you would.
- Yo, Jimmy.

you're girl into chicks?

Ah, well Judy,
are you into chicks?

- I don't know, do you
want me to be into chicks?

Yeah, bring them in, man.

Actually, I don't know

if Judy's really all that into chicks

now that I think about it.

- I'm just really not into chicks.

- No man, Hazel here,
what do you want, Hazel?

- I don't know, I don't know.

I really just wanna get some
shit and get out of here.

- Shut the fuck up,
you got it fucking ass,

and take your fucking clothes
off or you ain't getting shit.

- I don't want, I don't want.

Jimmy!

Jimmy, fucking stop him.

He's a big man,
he can do what he wants.

- You got porno?
- Not with you, Dinko.

- I'm gonna fuck this junky whore for you.

You all were joining more fucking look!

Are you gonna fuck

or are you just gonna talk about it?

- Jimmy, if you let him
fucking do this, I swear

that I'll never fucking
talk to you again!

- We do this all the fucking time, man.

- Here, come on.

Come on, don't you think that
this guy deserves to die?

This faggot rapist?
- Yeah, he does.

Good-bye Dinko, you stupid fuck,

thank you for the car and
thank you for the cash.

And for the crank.

How you're feeling, baby?

- I don't care about anything.

So, what are we gonna
do with the car, Jimmy?

Ditch it.

- And the crank?
- Fucking snort it.

And the cash?

We'll go on vacation,

anywhere you want, baby, how's that?

- It sounds amazing.

- And now, the one, the only Elvis.

- Alright.

So, I understand you're
couples write their own vows,

the vows?

Thanks, thank you very much.

Let's get this done.

You Judy, promise to always swallow,

never cut your hair

or have another man penis
injected in any part of your body

for as long as you both shall live?

- I do.

- You Jimmy, you promise to
always fuck Judy with enthusiasm

to take a shower once a day

and promise not to inject your penis

into any part of another person body,

as long as you both shall live?

- I do.
- They all do, now the rings.

This is the best part.

Well, according to the power vested in me,

I do hereby pronounce
you husband and wife,

you may kiss your bride.

All right, we cut that out.

God, I fucking love crank, baby.

- Hey, you know what?
- What?

- I got an idea.
- Huh.

Now that we're married,

I should go to the med school
and become an anesthesiologist

and get you all the crank you want.

- Really, you'd do that?
- Yeah.

- Jimmy, your house is on TV.

Jimmy look, come here.
- What?

- Has just named two suspects

in the attempted murder
of Deputy Frank Mitchell

who was critically wounded
after pulling over a suspected

hit and run driver in over
the rhine two nights ago.

The two suspects are, James Wright,

a 21 year old Caucasian male

and 18 years old high school senior,

Judy Elizabeth Oaks Kellen.

No it's not, I'm Judy Wright now.

- Wait, wait, wait.
- For nine years

and although there's no
official word on his status,

sources say that the
hospital has listed him

in critical condition.

The two Wellington youths
were caught on tape

by an onboard video camera

mounted inside the Deputy's patrol car.

The sheriff's department has
released the following footage

in an effort to help involve the public

in it's search for the suspects.

On a very serious note, we
would like to warn our viewers

that the images you're about
to see are graphic in nature

and may not be suitable
for young children.

Once again, viewer's
discretion is strongly advised.

Sources closet to the
families of the two youths

told WDBJ News that the suspect, Wright,

has a history of mental
illness, may have been exerting

undue influence on the girl.

Judy, I didn't
want us to be apart.

I guess people know who we are now.

Hey,

actually, we're kind of famous.

- That's the most romantic
thing I ever even heard of.

I love you Judy.

- I love you too.

Oh, my God, Jimmy, it's your parents.

- We're very shocked about recent events.

Our son

has always been a dear sweet
boy who is a little confused,

but we want him to know that
we love him very, very much

and we just want this
whole thing to be over...

Bitch!

- I found the clippers, baby.

Come on, sit down, it's
go time, come on here.

- Okay.

Wait, wait, wait.
- What?

- I just wanna to look at
myself one last time with hair.

- Okay.
- It's so good.

- Alright, that's enough.
- No, no, Judy,

I'm not sure about this, sweetie.

- Why?

Come on, I changed my hair.

- I Know, but you look beautiful,
I'm gonna look like shit.

- No, you won't, this
was your idea, remember?

Come on.

- All right, let's do this, let's do this.

Alright.

Oh, my God.

I love you but I hate you right now.

Oh, my God.

- Turn your back more.

I can't even look.

Oh, no.

- We should just leave it like this.

- No, I don't wanna look
like male patterned baldness.

Comb it over there,

comb it over here.

Okay, let's leave it like this.

- Come on, get serious.

- God, it actually feels really good.

Yeah.

Oh, my God, you're
such a fucking pig when you eat.

That's so gross.

That's it, I'm not taking
you to the country club.

- Right.

I'm sorry, did
I hurt your feelings?

Okay, I'll take you to the
country club, I promise.

- Really?

When?

I don't know.

Thank you so much for marrying me.

You're my prince in shining armor,

and one day, we're gonna
have a white picket fence

and a big house and a
little beautiful baby.

What should we name the baby?

What's wrong?

- Nothing.

What, what's wrong?

- Shit, give me the camera.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God,
they're going to our door.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God, Jimmy, they know where we are,

we're gonna get caught.

- Alright, let's get out
of here, let's get out.

Get in.

Did they see us?

I don't think so.

Think, I gotta
think, I gotta think.

I don't think that
they see us, I think we're okay.

- Oh, my God, that was close.

Good morning.

Wake up, you little fuck nugget.

How are we doing this
morning, Mrs. Wright?

- Where are we?
- It's a surprise.

I want you to drive us there

'cause I wanna film you
when we get there, okay?

- Okay.

Come on, get up.

- What I'm I gonna see?

God, I hate you when you do
this to me, just tell me.

Will you just keep looking.

- How much further?
- Just keep fucking driving.

Oh, my God, is this it?

- Yeah.

- Is this where your friend lives?

Yeah, this is where we live.

- We do?

For a little
while if we want to.

- Oh, my God, this is so amazing,

do these people all live here?

- Yeah.

- My God, this is so amazing.
- It's like a rock concert.

- Look at all those.

We're gonna get drunk
and naked all the time

- Oh, yeah, go over here, okay?

- There?
- Yeah,

just pull up to these guys.

Take it, okay?
- All right.

Is that Uncle Rodney?
- No, that's Buddy.

But Rodney wants to meet us.

- He does?
- Yeah,

it's like we're fucking
celebrities or something.

- oh, my God.
- Come on, let's party,

let's get this party.

- So, we got like 35 trailers out here,

real nice fucking
trailers, I tell you, man,

as long as one's open, you
guys can fucking crash in one.

Now, some folks might show up,

I might have to put you
in a tent or somewhere.

Hey, Judy look, they
have hairy pussies out here.

- That one in the back's my girl, man,

I make sure she keeps it trimmed,

seriously, I don't like
any hair, it's disgusting.

But you know, seriously,
some people might show up,

I might have to put you in a
tent, you know, fuck it, man,

fuck it, yeah, you know what?

Everybody's real nice out here,

you'll always find a bed
to crash, yes you can.

Hey, I'm telling you, I
know I don't look like much,

we fucking break you down up here.

We have some really good party up

and you can stay as long as
you like, fuck me, you can.

You know what?

You all can stay forever, okay?

Now, if you do, you gotta know
there's some rules up here,

okay?

Up here is the labs, all right,

you don't wanna be fucking
around with those, whoa, hey,

no, no, no, dude.
- Point it over there.

- No, please, don't film it 'cause Rodney,

he's gonna have a fit.

- Alright, what's rule two?
- Rule number two ,

no cops.

Now, I gotta worry about you
two bringing the cops up here

now do I, you crazy
little fuckers?

Oh, fuck me man, all right man,

this is pretty much fucking it,

you can do whatever
the fuck you want, man,

whatever the fuck you want.

Yeah, you wanna hang with us?

You wanna do some partying,

a little hang out, you
know what I'm saying?

Go right ahead, in fact you know what?

I'd like you to, now most of the time,

most of the time I have
to go sell some shit

but Uncle Rodney, he tell
me y'all was a very, very

special case and you ain't
gonna be leaving anytime

til the heat cool off, ain't that right?

Well, that might take a couple of months,

that might take a couple of years,

but who the fuck's up
in a rush here anyway,

isn't that right?

Okay ready, one, two, three,

now,

fuck me, look, I have you
carried in our new home.

Give her a kiss, oh, look at that.

How do you turn this
fucking thing off, man?

How you do that?

- If you give your love to Uncle Rodney,

you'll get it back like 10 times,

but don't be afraid to love him

'cause you'll learn to
love yourself in return and

he'll teach you the sacral
and how we're all connected.

- Uncle Rodney, he respects
us, he could be your savior

or your executioner, it's your choice.

- I've seen him get
pissed off quite a bit,

people that steal from him,
we got a new special for them,

we take care of it our own
way, we don't involve the law,

we take care of it internally.

We will sing one song

For my young Rodney's heart

For my young granny's home

Far away

- So, this dude I was chilling with

like Matt or something like that,

he's just gotten out of the joint

and he was telling me about this place,

this place where you can
like do what you want

and not have to worry
about any of that bullshit

and other shit that goes on
in that other world out there,

and I was like, "Dude, that sounds cool,"

so, I came down, checked it
out and I was like, "Yeah."

I mean this, this what life should be.

Hey baby.

Come in, it's warm.

- Really?
- Yeah, come on.

No, I think I'll just
film you for a little while.

- Yeah, how do I look?

Beautiful.

- How do I look now?

Sexy.

Hey, cut.

- Hey, again.
- Hey.

Do you like it here?

- How long can we stay?

Oh, that's up to Rodney.

- What's he like?

I don't know,
supposedly he's weird.

Actually, I hear he's really weird.

- Well, if he's weird, he's
great weird wherever he is.

If we could stay here
forever like Buddy says,

we wouldn't need anything else.

The cops won't come, will they?

- Fuck me, this camera shit's fun, man.

Hey, are you nervous?

- No.

I'd be.

- Well, he's supposed to be cool, right?

Oh, man, he's cooler than cool.

Gosh, but you really had no idea, do you?

- Hey, Judy wants to meet him,
it's okay if I ask, right?

You don't have to,
she's one of his girls now,

she should go meet him.

- What the fuck does that mean, Buddy?

Hey, why don't you relax, man,

just like you're one of his boys.

I'll give you two weeks
and you'll want her

to experience him.

Shit, you might even
want it too.

Just go see him, all right?

He wants you to feel him.

Hey man, take your camera,
go now, he's waiting for you.

Fuck.

Are you filming?

Yeah.

Where do you want me?

- You sit yourself up wherever.

Okay.

So?

- I want you to feel comfortable.

Do you feel comfortable?

I guess so.

- The important thing is
that we get this right.

Please, please.

- Just a second, I gotta
take care of my baby.

Don't lie, don't lie.

Some people come here

and they're too far gone like Connie here,

and by the time they get here,
there ain't nothing I can do

except try to ease their pain.

Ain't that right, sweetheart?

Oh, please,

please.

- How about a little bitty
baby taste, what do you say?

- Yeah, yeah.
- Mm?

Is that?

There's something about addiction,

it brings out something
beautiful in people.

See, addiction is pure.

Addiction reduces people to infants

and there ain't nothing
so beautiful and innocent

and pure as an infant.

Connie here is not an adult
any longer, she's an infant

and I'm her surrogate mother

who must provide the much needed

breast milk from time to time.

It is an arrangement

that we have both come
to accept and embrace.

I love you.

- You ready?
- Yeah.

- Thank you.
- Are you ready?

Alright, off you go, sweetie,

come on, daddy's gotta go to work.

Now listen, before we begin, please,

I'm gonna use this tape for my fans

and there's a fair
number of them out there,

so let's try not to fuck this up.

And I wanna apologize, before we start,

if what I say frightens you
or makes you uncomfortable.

I'll be fine.

- No,

you will not be fine.

What I have to teach will be frightening,

the truth

is an acquired taste

but once you get to it,
that's all you ever want,

that's all.

Now, those kids out there, we

the undesirables, you might call us,

you, me, we know the truth.

We know it,

you know society don't want you,

your parents don't want you,

corporate America sure
as fuck doesn't want you,

you wouldn't be here otherwise, would you?

And if America had the chance,

if this government had the chance,

they would gas us in a heartbeat,

they would exterminate
us just like the Jews

or they would enslave us like the niggers,

'cause make no mistake about it,

we are the new niggers of this country.

Nobody respects us,

nobody sees what we
have to offer, do they?

Nobody has any compassion
for us, they don't care

or they're too naive to
see that we are the fucking

of a wasteful society that has failed

to educate, to embrace, to fulfill,

to inspire any of us,
we are societal garbage,

there ain't no counter
culture, not anymore,

it's gone, it's dead

and it was replaced by
us, the garbage culture.

We've been tossed aside,

we've been imprisoned,

we've been institutionalized,

we've been systematically abused,

we've been executed,

we've been enlisted into armies

started by governmental fuckers

with the sole purpose of killing us off,

that's all, to kill us fucking off.

And every week,

somebody shows up at my doorstep

and they're disillusioned
and they're addicted

and they're angry and they're pissed

'cause they've been set aside,

they've tossed out with
the fucking garbage.

Let me tell you something,

every time somebody like that

comes and joins the garbage culture,

the garbage culture gets
a little bit stronger,

just a little bit and they
get a little bit weaker.

Until the theys and the
thems of this country

run out of places to put the garbage,

they can't put it anywhere

and it overflows into their cities

and it spills over out of the places

that they have set aside to contain us,

and we will burn down their world!

We will set fire to their world

and we will not stop

until a rain of fire
falls upon their heads,

and then we will fornicate
in their ashes ,

and that's what is here for you.

That's what is here.

- I'm so glad you showed
up, I can't believe it.

You're having a good time?
- Oh, we love it here, man.

- I'm glad to hear that, you know what?

- I know what you did to Dinko.
- Fuck!

Shut that bitch up, shut her up.

Shut her up, how do you
do like that now son?

- Judy!
- Jimmy!

Yeah, I'm gonna rape
your fucking girlfriend, man,

I will rape your girlfriend, son.

How do you feel now?

Do you think he's fucking dead?

Jimmy, Jimmy, no!

God.

Judy?

Sweetie, wake up on me.

- What are you doing?

What the fuck is...

Come on, Judy,

I'm getting you out of here, sweetie.

What the fuck is going on?

Baby, you're
bleeding, are you okay?

I wanna pick you up, okay?

No, I'm fine.

Jimmy, you're bleeding.

There's blood everywhere.

We will make it to the car.

- I don't feel very well.
- No, don't fall asleep,

Don't fall asleep, stay
awake, okay, stay awake.

Are you all right sweetie?

Fuck, I'm sorry.

Judy, wake up, wake up!

Please, fuck!

Judy,

Judy,

wake up.

Come on, I saw you waking up a while ago.

Are you okay?

- Am I with you?
- Yeah, you're with me.

- I'm okay.

Hey, Jimmy.

- Oh, Judy, not the
camera right now, okay?

No, reminds me
of when we first met,

just you and me and the camera.

Remember how much you
used to freak me out?

- Do you know how much money we have?

No, I don't know, why?

- I was thinking maybe Canada,

it's closer than Mexico.

Okay, as long as
I'm with you, I don't care.

- Actually, I was thinking
maybe I should take you home.

What?

- Listen, I could

write you a letter or send you a video,

say I made you do everything,
they'd believe you,

you just have to say I
made you do everything.

No, I don't want that.

- Listen, I'll be fine, okay?

I'll be fine, I'll just go to Canada and

you can say I went to Mexico.

I don't wanna be without you.

- Judy, I know we swore on the bond

that we'll never be apart

but

I'll let you go and I won't
be mad at you, sweetie.

No, Jimmy,

I'm staying with you and
you're staying with me,

that's all there is to it.

- Okay.

You're so
handsome, you know that?

Jimmy, Jimmy?

Jimmy, pull over, you're
too fucked up to drive.

- Okay.

- You wanted to ask me something?

Judy, do you love me?

- You know I do.

- You know I love you, right?
- Yeah.

- Sweetie?
- Yeah.

We're fucked.

- What do you mean?

Look in your rear-view mirror.

It's over, we're done, honey.

Pull over, it's not worth it, okay?

Judy, oh, my God, there's a road block.

Listen.

- Jimmy, just shut up,

why are you being such a
little bitch all of a sudden?

I'll tell them
what I told you earlier,

I'll them that I made you do everything.

- No, we're staying together!

Listen, we
can't fucking be together!

- Yes we can, I won't
fucking give you up, I can't.

Judy, I love you.

- I love you too.

Do you hear that, huh?

Judy.

Judy, oh, my God,

Judy, it's a barricade, stop the car.

Judy!

I'm quitting and giving up

On being good enough

My body is bones and blood

My heart is pure

And when the rider comes

And tells what I have done

I'll gladly sing along

I won't change my tune

And in the end, St. Johns says

All things shall be revealed

Like violence, like violence

Like violence in the snowy fields

And on a night like this

When nothing stirs about

If I hear the hoof beat pounds

I will not turn

And I won't be afraid

Of how I spent my days

I may go down in flames

But I shall not burn

And in the end, St. Johns says

All things shall be revealed

Like violence, like violence

Like violence in the snowy fields

Half my song is never sang

Half my soul is running away

I don't want to go

I just want you here with me

Now just tell me you still love me