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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,090 --> 00:00:08,090 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. 2 00:00:22,610 --> 00:00:25,620 Narrator: FRIENDS, LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF. 3 00:00:25,610 --> 00:00:28,110 PELTZER'S THE NAME, RAND PELTZER. 4 00:00:28,110 --> 00:00:30,110 THAT'S ME THERE ON THE CORNER. 5 00:00:30,110 --> 00:00:32,610 I'M AN INVENTOR, 6 00:00:32,620 --> 00:00:35,130 AND I HAVE A STORY TO TELL. 7 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:36,120 YEAH, I KNOW. 8 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:37,620 WHO HASN'T GOT A STORY? 9 00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:40,620 WELL, NOBODY'S GOT A STORY LIKE THIS ONE. 10 00:00:40,620 --> 00:00:43,120 NOBODY. 11 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:45,640 IT ALL STARTED HERE IN CHINATOWN. 12 00:00:45,630 --> 00:00:48,630 I WAS HITTING THE SHOPS, TRYING TO MOVE MERCHANDISE, 13 00:00:48,630 --> 00:00:51,130 MAYBE FIND A PRESENT FOR MY KID. 14 00:00:51,130 --> 00:00:53,640 I TRIED THIS ONE PLACE. 15 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,140 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 16 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:02,140 WHAT'S DOWN HERE? 17 00:01:02,150 --> 00:01:03,660 THIS IS IT. 18 00:01:03,650 --> 00:01:05,650 THIS IS YOUR GRANDFATHER'S STORE? 19 00:01:05,650 --> 00:01:08,150 YEAH. COME ON. 20 00:01:09,150 --> 00:01:12,650 NO WONDER YOU GOT TO DRAG PEOPLE IN OFF THE STREET. 21 00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:20,160 WELL, GO AHEAD, MISTER. LOOK AROUND. 22 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:23,160 SEE IF THERE'S SOMETHING YOU LIKE. 23 00:01:42,190 --> 00:01:44,200 ARE THESE THINGS REAL? 24 00:01:44,190 --> 00:01:47,190 I TOLD YOU. EVERYTHING'S REAL. 25 00:01:49,190 --> 00:01:50,190 WELL, FRIENDS, 26 00:01:50,190 --> 00:01:51,690 YOU DO HAVE A LOT OF INTERESTING ARTIFACTS HERE, 27 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:53,710 BUT THERE'S ONE THING YOU DON'T HAVE. 28 00:01:53,700 --> 00:01:54,700 AND WHAT'S THAT? 29 00:01:54,700 --> 00:01:55,700 WELL, LET ME SHOW YOU. 30 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:57,200 I GOT IT RIGHT HERE. 31 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:58,700 I'M AN INVENTOR. I MADE THIS-- 32 00:01:58,700 --> 00:02:00,200 THE BATHROOM BUDDY. 33 00:02:00,700 --> 00:02:02,700 THE INVENTION OF THE CENTURY, FRIENDS. 34 00:02:02,710 --> 00:02:05,220 IT ELIMINATES THE NEED TO CARRY HEAVY LUGGAGE 35 00:02:05,210 --> 00:02:07,210 AND THINGS WHEN YOU TRAVEL. 36 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:09,710 YOU GOT YOURSELF YOUR SHAVING MIRROR. 37 00:02:09,710 --> 00:02:11,210 YOU GOT YOURSELF YOUR TOOTHBRUSH. 38 00:02:11,210 --> 00:02:12,210 YOU GOT YOURSELF A TOOTHPICK, 39 00:02:12,220 --> 00:02:14,730 YOU GOT TOENAIL CLIPPERS. YOU GOT-- 40 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:19,220 NAIL FILE. YOU GOT YOURSELF A DENTAL MIRROR. 41 00:02:19,220 --> 00:02:22,220 THIS IS GONNA REVOLUTIONIZE TRAVELING. 42 00:02:22,230 --> 00:02:24,740 NOW, LET'S JUST SAY, FOR THE SAKE OF ARGUMENT, 43 00:02:24,730 --> 00:02:27,730 THAT YOU'RE ON A BUS OR A PLANE OR A TRAIN. 44 00:02:27,730 --> 00:02:31,230 YOU FORGOT TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH. 45 00:02:31,230 --> 00:02:35,240 YOU GOT YOURSELF A BAD CASE OF DRAGON BREATH-- 46 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:37,740 BAD BREATH. 47 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:39,240 NOW, WHAT DO YOU DO? 48 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:41,240 NO PROBLEM, FRIEND. 49 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:44,750 ALL YOU DO IS--YOU TAKE YOUR TOOTHBRUSH OUT, 50 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:47,250 AND YOU PUSH THIS BUTTON. 51 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:48,750 THAT'S NO PROBLEM. 52 00:02:48,750 --> 00:02:49,750 THAT'S ABSOLUTELY NO PROBLEM. 53 00:02:49,750 --> 00:02:51,750 CLEANS UP EASILY. 54 00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:54,260 NOW, WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO, SIR, 55 00:02:54,260 --> 00:02:55,760 I'D LIKE TO GIVE YOU MY CARD. 56 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:59,260 RAND PELTZER--FANTASTIC IDEAS FOR A FANTASTIC WORLD. 57 00:02:59,260 --> 00:03:00,760 I MAKE THE ILLOGICAL LOGICAL. 58 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:03,260 NOW, SIR, I CAN GET YOU THESE. 59 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:05,780 I CAN GET 'EM BY THE DOZEN IF YOU LIKE. 60 00:03:09,270 --> 00:03:11,270 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 61 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:15,290 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 62 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:20,280 WHERE'S THAT COMING FROM? 63 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,300 WHAT IS THAT? 64 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:41,800 A MOGWAI. 65 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,310 ♪ eeeeee ooooo ♪ 66 00:03:44,310 --> 00:03:45,810 WHAT'S HE DOING? 67 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:47,310 SINGING. 68 00:03:47,810 --> 00:03:50,310 HE DOES THAT SOMETIMES. 69 00:03:50,310 --> 00:03:53,820 ♪ uuuuuu ooooo... ♪ 70 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:58,820 I GOT TO HAVE HIM. HE'S INCREDIBLE. 71 00:03:58,820 --> 00:04:00,820 TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO. 72 00:04:00,820 --> 00:04:03,320 I'LL GIVE YOU $100 FOR HIM. 73 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:04,340 NO. 74 00:04:04,330 --> 00:04:05,330 LOOK, I'VE GOT TO HAVE HIM. 75 00:04:05,330 --> 00:04:07,330 IT'S A PRESENT FOR MY SON FOR CHRISTMAS. 76 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:09,330 IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR, 77 00:04:09,330 --> 00:04:10,330 AND I'VE BEEN EVERYWHERE. 78 00:04:10,330 --> 00:04:12,830 I'LL GIVE YOU $200. 79 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:13,850 THAT'S $200. 80 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:15,840 I'M SORRY. 81 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:18,340 MOGWAI NOT FOR SALE. 82 00:04:19,340 --> 00:04:20,840 I THOUGHT YOU SAID EVERYTHING 83 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:22,340 AT YOUR GRANDFATHER'S STORE WAS FOR SALE. 84 00:04:22,850 --> 00:04:23,860 GRANDFATHER. 85 00:04:23,850 --> 00:04:27,350 WITH MOGWAI COMES MUCH RESPONSIBILITY. 86 00:04:27,850 --> 00:04:31,350 I CANNOT SELL HIM AT ANY PRICE. 87 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:39,860 WAIT OUTSIDE. I'LL BE RIGHT OUT. 88 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:41,360 JUST GO. 89 00:04:50,870 --> 00:04:52,870 OK, MISTER. HERE IT IS. 90 00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:54,390 ALL RIGHT. 91 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:55,880 WHAT ABOUT YOUR GRANDFATHER? 92 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:57,880 FORGET WHAT HE SAID. HE'S CRAZY. 93 00:04:57,880 --> 00:04:59,380 WE NEED THE MONEY. 94 00:04:59,380 --> 00:05:00,880 NOW, COME ON. DO YOU WANT IT OR NOT? 95 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:02,380 I WANT IT. 96 00:05:04,390 --> 00:05:05,390 Boy: LOOK, MISTER, 97 00:05:05,390 --> 00:05:06,890 THERE'S THREE RULES YOU'VE GOT TO FOLLOW. 98 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:08,890 Reed: YEAH? WHAT KIND OF RULES? 99 00:05:08,890 --> 00:05:09,890 KEEP HIM OUT OF THE LIGHT. 100 00:05:09,890 --> 00:05:11,890 HE HATES BRIGHT LIGHT. 101 00:05:11,890 --> 00:05:14,400 ESPECIALLY SUNLIGHT-- IT'LL KILL HIM. 102 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:16,400 AND KEEP HIM AWAY FROM WATER. 103 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:18,400 DON'T GET HIM WET. 104 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:20,400 BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE, 105 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:22,400 THE RULE YOU CAN NEVER FORGET, 106 00:05:22,410 --> 00:05:23,920 NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE CRIES, 107 00:05:23,910 --> 00:05:25,410 NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE BEGS, 108 00:05:25,910 --> 00:05:28,910 NEVER, NEVER FEED HIM AFTER MIDNIGHT. 109 00:05:28,910 --> 00:05:30,410 YOU GOT IT? 110 00:05:30,410 --> 00:05:31,410 Reed: SURE, KID. WHATEVER YOU SAY. 111 00:05:31,410 --> 00:05:32,910 HEY, LISTEN, THANKS, 112 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:34,930 AND HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS. 113 00:05:42,060 --> 00:05:43,060 Radio: HEY, GANG, 114 00:05:43,060 --> 00:05:45,060 YOU'RE ROLLING WITH ROCKIN' RICKY RIALTO, 115 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:48,560 THE VOICE OF KINGSTON FALLS, USA. 116 00:05:51,070 --> 00:05:52,570 ♪ CHRISTMAS ♪ 117 00:05:52,570 --> 00:05:55,070 ♪ THE SNOW'S COMIN' DOWN ♪ 118 00:05:55,070 --> 00:05:56,070 ♪ CHRISTMAS ♪ 119 00:05:56,070 --> 00:05:58,570 ♪ I'M WATCHING IT FALL ♪ 120 00:05:58,570 --> 00:06:00,070 ♪ CHRISTMAS ♪ 121 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:02,590 ♪ ON THE PEOPLE AROUND ♪ 122 00:06:02,580 --> 00:06:03,580 ♪ CHRISTMAS ♪ 123 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:06,080 ♪ BABY, PLEASE COME HOME ♪ 124 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:07,580 ♪ CHRISTMAS ♪ 125 00:06:07,580 --> 00:06:10,080 ♪ THE CHURCH BELLS IN TOWN ♪ 126 00:06:10,090 --> 00:06:11,100 ♪ CHRISTMAS ♪ 127 00:06:11,090 --> 00:06:13,590 ♪ ARE RINGIN' A SONG ♪ 128 00:06:14,090 --> 00:06:15,090 ♪ CHRISTMAS ♪ 129 00:06:15,090 --> 00:06:17,590 ♪ WHAT A HAPPY SOUND ♪ 130 00:06:17,590 --> 00:06:18,590 ♪ CHRISTMAS ♪ 131 00:06:18,590 --> 00:06:21,100 ♪ BABY, PLEASE COME HOME... ♪ 132 00:06:21,100 --> 00:06:22,600 HEY, ALEX. 133 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:25,100 GETTING KIND OF CLOSE TO CHRISTMAS. 134 00:06:25,100 --> 00:06:26,600 LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA GET STUCK 135 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:28,100 WITH A LOT OF TREES AGAIN THIS YEAR. 136 00:06:28,100 --> 00:06:29,600 I THOUGHT I'D BE SEEING YOU ABOUT THIS TIME. 137 00:06:29,610 --> 00:06:30,620 HUH? 138 00:06:30,610 --> 00:06:31,610 OW! 139 00:06:31,610 --> 00:06:33,110 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 140 00:06:33,110 --> 00:06:35,610 PETE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE? 141 00:06:35,610 --> 00:06:37,110 DON'T ASK. 142 00:06:37,110 --> 00:06:39,110 ALEX, I CAME TO GET MY TREE. 143 00:06:39,620 --> 00:06:44,130 PETE, TAKE THAT TREE TO MR. ANDERSON'S TRUCK. 144 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:45,620 WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY, ALEX? 145 00:06:45,620 --> 00:06:46,620 COME ON. YOU CAN SPARE ONE 146 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:48,120 FOR THE BOYS DOWN AT SHERIFF'S STATION? 147 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:51,130 I PAID FOR MINE, FRANK. 148 00:07:38,670 --> 00:07:41,180 HEY, BILLY. WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU NEED A JUMP? 149 00:07:41,180 --> 00:07:42,180 NO, THANKS, MR. FUTTERMAN. 150 00:07:42,180 --> 00:07:44,680 I'M PRETTY MUCH LATE FOR WORK AS IT IS. 151 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:45,680 THESE GODDAMN FOREIGN CARS. 152 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:47,680 THEY ALWAYS FREEZE UP ON YOU. 153 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:49,680 YOU DON'T FIND AMERICAN MACHINERY DOING THAT. 154 00:07:49,690 --> 00:07:50,700 OUR STUFF CAN TAKE ANYTHING. 155 00:07:50,690 --> 00:07:53,690 SEE THAT PLOW? 15 YEARS OLD. 156 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:55,190 HASN'T GIVEN ME A DAY'S TROUBLE IN 15 YEARS. 157 00:07:55,190 --> 00:07:56,690 YOU KNOW WHY? KENTUCKY HARVESTER. 158 00:07:56,690 --> 00:07:58,190 IT AIN'T SOME FOREIGN PIECE OF CRAP 159 00:07:58,190 --> 00:07:59,690 YOU PICK UP THESE DAYS. 160 00:07:59,700 --> 00:08:01,210 THAT'S A KENTUCKY HARVESTER. 161 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:03,200 WELL, IF I WANT TO KEEP MY JOB, 162 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:05,200 I REALLY THINK I SHOULD BE GOING NOW. 163 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:07,200 HOW'S THAT COMIC STRIP OF YOURS COMING? 164 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:08,700 I EXPECT TO SEE IT IN THE FUNNIES ANY DAY NOW 165 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:10,710 WITH SMILIN' JACK AND LI'L ABNER. 166 00:08:10,710 --> 00:08:13,210 MR. FUTTERMAN, THEY DON'T RUN THOSE COMICS ANYMORE. 167 00:08:13,210 --> 00:08:15,210 THEY DON'T? 168 00:08:15,210 --> 00:08:16,710 COME ON, BARN. 169 00:08:16,710 --> 00:08:18,710 WELL, SAY HELLO TO YOUR WIFE FOR ME, OK? 170 00:08:18,710 --> 00:08:19,710 YEAH, SURE. 171 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:20,730 SEE YOU LATER. 172 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:22,220 SO LONG, BILLY. 173 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:27,720 GODDAMN FOREIGN CARS. 174 00:08:52,620 --> 00:08:54,130 HEY, DR. MOREAU. 175 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:56,120 GOOD MORNING, BILLY, BARNEY. 176 00:09:16,140 --> 00:09:17,140 MORNING. 177 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:18,640 HEY, BILLY, BARNEY. 178 00:09:29,650 --> 00:09:32,150 GET IN THERE AND BE QUIET. 179 00:09:50,170 --> 00:09:51,170 YOU JUST MADE IT. 180 00:09:51,670 --> 00:09:52,670 AGAIN. 181 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:55,190 BILLY, WILL YOU SIGN THIS PETITION? 182 00:09:55,180 --> 00:09:57,680 YEAH, SURE. WHAT'S IT FOR? 183 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:58,680 WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE DORRY'S PUB 184 00:09:58,680 --> 00:09:59,680 DECLARED A LANDMARK. 185 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:02,680 MRS. DEAGLE'S TRYING TO TAKE HIS LEASE AWAY. 186 00:10:02,690 --> 00:10:03,690 HIS, TOO, HUH? 187 00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:07,200 SHE SAYS IT'S A DIVE, A PUBLIC NUISANCE. 188 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:08,690 THAT'S WHERE MY DAD PROPOSED TO MY MOM, 189 00:10:08,690 --> 00:10:09,690 YOU KNOW. 190 00:10:09,690 --> 00:10:11,690 THAT'S WHERE EVERYBODY'S DAD PROPOSED TO THEIR MOM. 191 00:10:11,690 --> 00:10:12,690 CROSS YOUR "T." 192 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:18,700 THANKS. 193 00:10:25,710 --> 00:10:27,710 GOOD MORNING, MRS. DEAGLE. 194 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:29,210 WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT IT? 195 00:10:29,210 --> 00:10:30,210 OH. 196 00:10:32,210 --> 00:10:33,210 KLUTZ! 197 00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:38,220 WATCH IT, WATCH IT, WATCH IT! 198 00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:41,720 40, 60, 80. 199 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:49,730 UH...200. 200 00:10:49,730 --> 00:10:50,730 THANK YOU. 201 00:10:50,730 --> 00:10:52,230 MRS. DEAGLE? 202 00:10:52,230 --> 00:10:53,230 WHAT, WHAT, WHAT? 203 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:54,250 I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW 204 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:55,240 THAT JOE GOT HIMSELF ANOTHER JOB-- 205 00:10:55,740 --> 00:10:56,240 JOE? 206 00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:57,740 MY HUSBAND, JOE HARRIS. 207 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,240 AND I'VE TAKEN UP SOME SEWING ON THE SIDE. 208 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:01,740 MRS. HARRIS, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME? 209 00:11:01,740 --> 00:11:03,240 I'M AFRAID THAT NEITHER ONE OF US 210 00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:04,760 WILL BE PAID FOR TWO WEEKS. 211 00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:07,250 COULDN'T YOU GET MR. CORBEN TO... 212 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:09,250 WELL, TO JUST GIVE US A LITTLE MORE TIME? 213 00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:10,250 MRS. HARRIS. 214 00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:11,750 THE BANK AND I 215 00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:12,750 HAVE THE SAME PURPOSE IN LIFE-- 216 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:15,270 TO MAKE MONEY, 217 00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:17,260 NOT TO SUPPORT A LOT OF... 218 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,260 DEADBEATS. 219 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:22,260 MRS. DEAGLE, IT'S CHRISTMAS! 220 00:11:25,770 --> 00:11:27,770 WELL, NOW YOU KNOW WHAT TO ASK SANTA FOR, 221 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:28,770 DON'T YOU? 222 00:11:31,270 --> 00:11:33,270 MOMMY, I'M HUNGRY. 223 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:35,790 YES, HONEY, SO AM I. 224 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:42,280 THIS IS WHAT'S LEFT 225 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,790 OF MY IMPORTED BAVARIAN SNOWMAN. 226 00:11:44,790 --> 00:11:48,290 YOUR DOG BROKE IT THIS MORNING! 227 00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:50,290 OH. I'M TERRIBLY SORRY. 228 00:11:50,290 --> 00:11:51,790 JUST TELL ME HOW MUCH I OWE YOU. 229 00:11:51,790 --> 00:11:52,790 I'LL BE MORE THAN-- 230 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,310 I DON'T WANT MONEY. 231 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,800 I WANT YOUR DOG. 232 00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:03,300 BARNEY? 233 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:06,320 GIVE HIM TO ME. 234 00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:07,810 I'LL TAKE HIM TO THE KENNEL. 235 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,810 THEY'LL PUT HIM TO SLEEP. 236 00:12:09,810 --> 00:12:10,810 IT'LL BE QUICK AND PAINLESS 237 00:12:10,810 --> 00:12:13,310 COMPARED TO WHAT I COULD DO TO HIM. 238 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:15,330 WHAT COULD YOU DO? 239 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:21,320 I'LL CATCH THE BEAST MYSELF, 240 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:24,330 THEN HE'LL GET WHAT HE DESERVES-- 241 00:12:24,330 --> 00:12:26,830 A SLOW, PAINFUL DEATH. 242 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:30,330 MAYBE I'LL PUT HIM IN MY SPIN DRYER 243 00:12:30,330 --> 00:12:31,830 ON HIGH HEAT. 244 00:12:31,830 --> 00:12:33,830 THAT WOULD DO IT, ALL RIGHT. 245 00:12:35,340 --> 00:12:36,340 AAH! 246 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,340 BARNEY! 247 00:12:39,340 --> 00:12:40,340 BARNEY! 248 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:44,350 BARNEY, WILL YOU GET OFF OF HER? 249 00:12:44,350 --> 00:12:47,350 MY DEAR LADY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 250 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:48,350 I HAVE A VERY WEAK HEART. 251 00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:49,850 I CAN'T STAND A SHOCK LIKE THAT. 252 00:12:49,850 --> 00:12:52,350 WHAT IS THAT DOG DOING IN HERE? 253 00:12:52,350 --> 00:12:54,360 THIS IS A BANK, NOT A PET STORE. 254 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:55,360 VERY GOOD, GERALD. 255 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:56,360 THANK YOU. 256 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:57,360 BARNEY WOULDN'T HAVE HURT YOU, HONESTLY. 257 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,360 EXCUSES, EXCUSES. 258 00:12:58,860 --> 00:13:00,360 YOU'RE JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER. 259 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:01,860 I'VE LISTENED TO HIS MISERABLE EXCUSES 260 00:13:01,860 --> 00:13:04,870 FOR 10 YEARS. THE LOSER. 261 00:13:05,370 --> 00:13:07,870 AS FOR YOU, YOU MANGY CUR, 262 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,370 I'LL GET YOU... 263 00:13:10,870 --> 00:13:13,370 WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT! 264 00:13:13,380 --> 00:13:14,890 OH, MY HEART! 265 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:17,880 I MUST APOLOGIZE FOR THIS MOST UNUSUAL... 266 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,380 YOU PUTZ. 267 00:13:23,350 --> 00:13:24,350 HMM. 268 00:13:24,350 --> 00:13:25,850 THE OLD BAT NEVER LOOKED BETTER. 269 00:13:25,850 --> 00:13:26,850 IT'S GREAT. 270 00:13:26,860 --> 00:13:28,370 YOU'RE DOING FINE. 271 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:29,860 THANKS. 272 00:13:29,860 --> 00:13:31,360 HELLO, GERALD. 273 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:34,360 IF IT ISN'T CAPTAIN CLIP-ON. 274 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:36,360 HEY, GUESS WHO ALMOST APPLIED 275 00:13:36,370 --> 00:13:38,380 FOR UNEMPLOYMENT TODAY? 276 00:13:38,370 --> 00:13:39,870 I GIVE UP. 277 00:13:39,870 --> 00:13:40,870 YOU. 278 00:13:40,870 --> 00:13:44,370 BUT MR. CORBEN HAD SECOND THOUGHTS. 279 00:13:44,370 --> 00:13:47,370 HE GETS SO SENTIMENTAL ABOUT THE HOLIDAYS. 280 00:13:47,380 --> 00:13:48,890 IMAGINE THAT. 281 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:51,880 YEAH. I WOULD HAVE FIRED YOU IN A SECOND. 282 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:53,880 MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU, TOO. 283 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,880 EXCUSE ME, MR. JONES. 284 00:13:57,390 --> 00:13:58,400 HEY, PELTZER. 285 00:13:58,390 --> 00:14:02,390 LOOK, I'M A JUNIOR VICE-PRESIDENT AT 23. 286 00:14:02,390 --> 00:14:03,890 BY THE TIME I'M 25, 287 00:14:03,890 --> 00:14:06,390 I'M GONNA HAVE MR. CORBEN'S JOB. 288 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,910 BY THE TIME I'M 30, I'LL BE A MILLIONAIRE. 289 00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:09,900 LOOK AT YOU. 290 00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:11,900 YOU'RE PRACTICALLY SUPPORTING 291 00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:13,900 YOUR WHOLE FAMILY. 292 00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:15,400 THE WORLD'S CHANGING, PELTZER. 293 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:16,900 YOU GOT TO CHANGE WITH IT, 294 00:14:17,410 --> 00:14:18,420 YOU GOTTA BE TOUGH. 295 00:14:18,410 --> 00:14:19,410 TOUGH, HUH? 296 00:14:19,910 --> 00:14:22,910 AND NO ONE'S TOUGHER THAN YOU, EH, GER? 297 00:14:22,910 --> 00:14:25,410 DON'T CALL ME THAT. MY NAME'S GERALD. 298 00:14:25,410 --> 00:14:27,410 CAN I GET YOU A DRINK? 299 00:14:27,420 --> 00:14:29,430 GIVE ME A VODKA MARTINI. SHAKE, DON'T STIR. 300 00:14:29,420 --> 00:14:30,920 YOU'RE WORKING HERE? 301 00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:32,420 WEEKNIGHTS, SO DORRY 302 00:14:32,420 --> 00:14:33,920 DOESN'T HAVE TO PAY AN EXTRA WAITRESS. 303 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:34,920 WELL, I THINK THAT'S GREAT. 304 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,420 YEAH, THAT'S REAL SWELL... 305 00:14:36,430 --> 00:14:38,940 IF YOU LIKE WORKING FOR NOTHING. 306 00:14:38,930 --> 00:14:39,930 TWO MORE ROUNDS FOR THE POOL TABLE 307 00:14:39,930 --> 00:14:40,930 AND THEY'RE ALL ON THE HOUSE. 308 00:14:40,930 --> 00:14:41,930 OK. 309 00:14:41,930 --> 00:14:42,930 HEY, KATE, 310 00:14:42,930 --> 00:14:44,930 YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY NEW APARTMENT. 311 00:14:44,930 --> 00:14:46,930 I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR OLD APARTMENT. 312 00:14:46,940 --> 00:14:49,450 COME ON. WE'RE TALKING CABLE. 313 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:51,440 CAN'T WE HAVE DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT? 314 00:14:52,940 --> 00:14:54,440 I'M WORKING. 315 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:57,440 WHY DON'T YOU TELL DORRY YOU'RE SICK? 316 00:14:57,450 --> 00:14:58,960 HE CAN'T DOCK YOUR PAY. 317 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:09,620 Woman: BILLY, IS THAT YOU? 318 00:15:10,130 --> 00:15:11,640 YEAH, MA, IT'S ME. 319 00:15:11,630 --> 00:15:13,630 I'M IN THE KITCHEN. 320 00:15:15,630 --> 00:15:17,130 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 321 00:15:17,130 --> 00:15:18,630 MERRY CHRISTMAS, GEORGE! 322 00:15:18,630 --> 00:15:20,630 MERRY CHRISTMAS, GEORGE! 323 00:15:21,140 --> 00:15:23,640 MERRY CHRISTMAS, MOVIE HOUSE! 324 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:26,140 MERRY CHRISTMAS, EMPORIUM! 325 00:15:26,140 --> 00:15:27,140 HI, MA. 326 00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:28,140 HI, SWEETIE. 327 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:30,140 DO YOU NEED ANY HELP? 328 00:15:30,650 --> 00:15:32,660 UM, YEAH. YOU COULD DO THE EGGS. 329 00:15:33,150 --> 00:15:33,650 OK. 330 00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,150 THANKS. 331 00:16:00,180 --> 00:16:02,690 DAD'S MACHINES, THEY WORK SO WELL 332 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,680 THE FIRST COUPLE OF WEEKS. 333 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,680 USE THE SINK. 334 00:16:12,190 --> 00:16:13,690 MOM, IS SOMETHING WRONG? 335 00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:16,690 NO. NO. IT'S A SAD MOVIE. 336 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,710 HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 337 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:23,700 IT WAS FINE. 338 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:26,700 MOM, COME ON. WHAT IS IT? 339 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,700 WHAT'S WRONG? 340 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,710 MRS. DEAGLE CALLED AGAIN THIS AFTERNOON. 341 00:16:33,710 --> 00:16:35,710 Rand: ♪ FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA... ♪ 342 00:16:35,710 --> 00:16:38,210 LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW, OK? 343 00:16:38,210 --> 00:16:40,210 DON'T SAY ANYTHING IN FRONT OF DAD. 344 00:16:40,220 --> 00:16:41,730 FINE WITH ME. 345 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:45,220 ♪ DON WE NOW OUR GAY APPAREL ♪ 346 00:16:45,220 --> 00:16:48,720 ♪ FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 347 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:52,730 ♪ LA LA LA LA LA MMM MMM... ♪ 348 00:16:53,230 --> 00:16:54,230 WELCOME HOME. 349 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:55,730 HI, DAD. 350 00:16:55,730 --> 00:16:57,730 I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK. 351 00:16:57,730 --> 00:16:58,730 HOW WAS THE TRIP? 352 00:16:58,730 --> 00:17:00,730 IT WAS GREAT. THE MIRACLE COMPANY? 353 00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:03,250 THE PEOPLE THAT HAVE THE KITCHEN COMPANION? 354 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:04,740 THEY JUST MIGHT BE INTERESTED 355 00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:06,240 IN THE BATHROOM BUDDY. 356 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:08,240 OH, GREAT. 357 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,240 ♪ TRA LA LA LA LA ♪ 358 00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:11,260 THANKS, DAD. 359 00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:12,750 YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE THIS. 360 00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:14,750 WHAT IS IT? A BIRD CAGE? 361 00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:15,750 NO, NO, NO. DON'T SHAKE IT. 362 00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:16,750 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO OPEN IT NOW. 363 00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:18,750 IT WON'T WAIT TILL CHRISTMAS. 364 00:17:20,260 --> 00:17:21,770 Mogwai: ARF! ARF! 365 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,260 IT'S A PUPPY, ISN'T IT? 366 00:17:23,260 --> 00:17:24,760 YEAH, IT IS. I CAN TELL. 367 00:17:25,260 --> 00:17:27,260 IT'S A NEW CAR. 368 00:17:32,270 --> 00:17:34,770 HONEY, WOULD YOU DIM THE LIGHTS, PLEASE? 369 00:17:34,770 --> 00:17:35,770 SURE. 370 00:17:35,770 --> 00:17:37,270 DIM THE LIGHTS? DAD, WHAT DOES IT DO? 371 00:17:37,270 --> 00:17:38,770 GLOW IN THE DARK? 372 00:17:38,770 --> 00:17:40,770 IT'S IMPORTANT. TRUST ME. 373 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:43,780 GO AHEAD. OPEN IT. 374 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,300 OH, MY! 375 00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:06,800 WHAT IS IT? 376 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,300 Reed: IT'S YOUR NEW PET. 377 00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:11,810 COME ON, BARNEY, BE A GOOD DOG. 378 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:22,820 YOU'RE KIDDING. 379 00:18:25,820 --> 00:18:27,820 DAD, IT'S REALLY NEAT. 380 00:18:30,830 --> 00:18:32,340 Mom: WHERE DID YOU GET THIS? 381 00:18:32,330 --> 00:18:34,830 SOME JUNK STORE IN CHINATOWN. 382 00:18:34,830 --> 00:18:35,830 CAN I PICK HIM UP, DAD? 383 00:18:35,830 --> 00:18:37,830 SURE, GO AHEAD. JUST BE CAREFUL. 384 00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:38,830 YOU GOTTA BE GENTLE. 385 00:18:38,830 --> 00:18:40,830 I WILL. 386 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,350 Mom: I HOPE HE'S HOUSEBROKEN. 387 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,340 HEY. 388 00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:46,340 AW, ISN'T HE CUTE? 389 00:18:46,340 --> 00:18:49,340 HAS IT GOT A NAME, DAD? 390 00:18:49,340 --> 00:18:50,840 YEAH. MOGWAI. 391 00:18:50,850 --> 00:18:51,860 WHAT? 392 00:18:51,850 --> 00:18:52,850 MOGWAI. 393 00:18:52,850 --> 00:18:54,850 I DON'T KNOW. SOME CHINESE WORD. 394 00:18:54,850 --> 00:18:56,850 I JUST CALL HIM "GIZMO." 395 00:18:56,850 --> 00:18:58,850 HE SEEMS TO LIKE IT. 396 00:19:00,860 --> 00:19:02,870 OK, GIZMO. 397 00:19:02,860 --> 00:19:04,860 LOOK UP HERE A MINUTE. 398 00:19:04,860 --> 00:19:08,360 HEY, WE'RE GONNA GET OUR PICTURE TAKEN. 399 00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:09,360 SMILE. 400 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:10,860 READY? 401 00:19:10,870 --> 00:19:13,380 1, 2, 3. 402 00:19:13,370 --> 00:19:14,870 AAH! BRIGHT LIGHT! 403 00:19:14,870 --> 00:19:15,870 NO, NO. 404 00:19:16,370 --> 00:19:17,370 WHAT HAPPENED? 405 00:19:17,370 --> 00:19:19,370 HE HATES BRIGHT LIGHTS. 406 00:19:19,370 --> 00:19:21,380 THERE'S SOME THINGS I FORGOT TO TELL YOU GUYS, 407 00:19:21,380 --> 00:19:22,380 AND THEY'RE REALLY IMPORTANT. 408 00:19:22,380 --> 00:19:24,880 NUMBER ONE, HE HATES BRIGHT LIGHTS. WE KNOW THAT. 409 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:28,380 BUT YOU GOTTA KEEP HIM OUT OF THE SUNLIGHT. 410 00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:29,880 SUNLIGHT WILL KILL HIM, 411 00:19:29,890 --> 00:19:31,900 AND NUMBER TWO, 412 00:19:31,890 --> 00:19:32,890 KEEP HIM AWAY FROM WATER. 413 00:19:32,890 --> 00:19:35,390 DON'T GIVE HIM ANY WATER TO DRINK, 414 00:19:35,390 --> 00:19:38,390 AND WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T GIVE HIM A BATH. 415 00:19:38,390 --> 00:19:41,400 AND PROBABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT THING-- 416 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:45,400 DON'T EVER FEED HIM AFTER MIDNIGHT. 417 00:19:51,110 --> 00:19:55,120 Gizmo: ♪ OH... ♪ 418 00:19:56,610 --> 00:20:00,110 ♪ OOH... ♪ 419 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:05,630 ♪ OOH... ♪ 420 00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:10,120 ♪ OOH, OOH... ♪ 421 00:20:10,130 --> 00:20:14,640 ♪ OOH, AH... ♪ 422 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:47,160 AAH! 423 00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:55,170 GIZMO. 424 00:20:57,170 --> 00:20:58,670 SHH. 425 00:21:00,180 --> 00:21:03,190 UH-OH, LOOKS LIKE YOU HURT YOURSELF. 426 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,680 AAH! BRIGHT LIGHT! BRIGHT LIGHT! 427 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:08,680 OH. 428 00:21:10,190 --> 00:21:14,200 JUST SIT DOWN THERE AND DON'T FALL OFF, OK? 429 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:17,190 I'LL HAVE YOU FIXED UP IN NO TIME. 430 00:21:19,690 --> 00:21:21,190 ALL RIGHT. 431 00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:24,200 HOLD STILL. 432 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:25,700 OW. 433 00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:27,700 SORRY. 434 00:21:30,210 --> 00:21:31,720 OK. 435 00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:37,210 TRY NOT TO MOVE SO MUCH, OK? 436 00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:55,230 GOOD NIGHT, GIZ. 437 00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:57,730 I'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING. 438 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:49,080 HELLO. 439 00:22:51,090 --> 00:22:52,600 MRS. PELTZER! 440 00:22:55,090 --> 00:22:57,090 I GOT YOUR TREE. 441 00:22:58,090 --> 00:22:59,590 OH, CHRIST. 442 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,100 BILLY! 443 00:23:07,100 --> 00:23:08,100 HEY, BILLY. 444 00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:10,600 I JUST BROUGHT IN YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE. 445 00:23:10,610 --> 00:23:12,620 WHAT HAPPENED? 446 00:23:12,610 --> 00:23:13,610 A SLIGHT PROBLEM 447 00:23:14,110 --> 00:23:15,610 WITH THE PELTZER PEELER-JUICER. 448 00:23:16,110 --> 00:23:18,610 I THOUGHT YOUR DAD FIXED IT. 449 00:23:18,610 --> 00:23:20,110 I THOUGHT SO, TOO. 450 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:25,120 YOU SHOULD JUST BUY ORANGE JUICE IN CARTONS. 451 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:27,120 IT'S A LOT EASIER. 452 00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:29,620 SEE? IT WORKS. 453 00:23:34,130 --> 00:23:35,630 I HAD TO COME. 454 00:23:35,630 --> 00:23:37,130 SO I SEE. 455 00:23:37,130 --> 00:23:38,130 NOW I SEE. 456 00:23:38,130 --> 00:23:40,630 IT TAKES A CERTAIN KIND OF GUY. 457 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:44,150 AND THAT GUY NEEDS A CERTAIN KIND OF DAME. 458 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,640 VAROOM! 459 00:23:50,650 --> 00:23:53,660 VAROOM! VAROOM! VAROOM! VAROOM! 460 00:24:01,660 --> 00:24:03,160 Pete: I HATE WEARING THIS STUPID COSTUME, 461 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:04,160 BUT MY DAD THINKS... 462 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,160 THAT'S NO PROBLEM, PETE. 463 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,160 YOU CAN LEAVE IT UP HERE. 464 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:08,660 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA TELL HIM? 465 00:24:08,660 --> 00:24:09,660 I'LL JUST TELL 'EM A BUNCH OF BIKERS 466 00:24:09,660 --> 00:24:12,170 STOLE IT FROM ME ON THE WAY HOME. 467 00:24:15,670 --> 00:24:18,670 WOW! HOODED MENACE. ISSUE NUMBER ONE. 468 00:24:18,670 --> 00:24:20,170 PRETTY NEAT, HUH? 469 00:24:20,180 --> 00:24:22,690 YEAH. WHERE'D YOU GET IT? 470 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,680 OH. DR. FANTASY'S, I THINK. 471 00:24:26,180 --> 00:24:27,180 WHAT'S THAT? 472 00:24:27,180 --> 00:24:28,680 HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU. 473 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:29,680 THIS IS MY NEW PET. 474 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,180 MY DAD GAVE IT TO ME. 475 00:24:31,190 --> 00:24:32,700 NEAT! WHAT'S HIS NAME? 476 00:24:32,690 --> 00:24:36,690 HIS NAME'S GIZMO. HE'S A MOGWAI. 477 00:24:36,690 --> 00:24:38,690 HI, GIZMO. 478 00:24:38,690 --> 00:24:40,190 MOGWAI. 479 00:24:43,700 --> 00:24:44,700 CUTE. 480 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:50,700 BLINK YOUR EYES. 481 00:24:50,710 --> 00:24:52,220 GO LIKE THAT. 482 00:24:52,210 --> 00:24:54,210 CAN YOU DO THAT? 483 00:24:54,210 --> 00:24:55,710 HMM? GO LIKE THAT? 484 00:25:00,220 --> 00:25:02,230 NOW, WATCH, PETE. MAYBE HE'LL SING. 485 00:25:02,220 --> 00:25:04,220 COME ON, GIZ. 486 00:25:04,220 --> 00:25:07,220 LET'S GO OVER TO THE TABLE. 487 00:25:07,220 --> 00:25:08,720 I'LL BE CAREFUL. 488 00:25:10,730 --> 00:25:12,240 THERE WE GO. 489 00:25:14,230 --> 00:25:17,230 GEE, BILLY, WHERE CAN I GET ONE OF THOSE? 490 00:25:17,230 --> 00:25:18,730 I DON'T KNOW. 491 00:25:18,730 --> 00:25:22,240 IT'S THE ONLY ONE I'VE EVER SEEN. 492 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:23,240 CAN I HOLD HIM? 493 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:24,740 SURE. I DON'T SEE WHY NOT. 494 00:25:24,740 --> 00:25:26,740 HE SEEMS TO LIKE YOU. 495 00:25:26,740 --> 00:25:28,240 AAH! 496 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,740 GREAT. THANKS A LOT. 497 00:25:30,750 --> 00:25:31,760 SORRY. 498 00:25:31,750 --> 00:25:33,250 WHAT WAS IN THAT JAR? 499 00:25:33,250 --> 00:25:35,250 NOTHING! JUST WATER! 500 00:25:35,250 --> 00:25:37,750 WHY IS HE MAKING THAT NOISE? 501 00:25:45,260 --> 00:25:46,760 WHAT IS IT? 502 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:48,760 I DON'T KNOW. 503 00:25:52,770 --> 00:25:54,770 IS IT ALIVE? 504 00:25:54,770 --> 00:25:56,770 I DON'T KNOW. 505 00:26:56,830 --> 00:26:59,330 1-2-3-4-5 NEW ONES. 506 00:26:59,330 --> 00:27:02,340 NOW CAN I HAVE ONE? 507 00:27:02,340 --> 00:27:03,840 I DON'T KNOW, PETE. 508 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,840 LOOK. THAT ONE'S GOT A CUTE LITTLE STRIPE 509 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:06,840 ON ITS HEAD. 510 00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:07,840 HI, CUTIE. 511 00:27:10,350 --> 00:27:12,860 ISN'T THAT INCREDIBLE, PETE? 512 00:27:12,850 --> 00:27:13,850 YEAH. GREAT. 513 00:27:13,850 --> 00:27:18,350 I MEAN, DON'T YOU THINK THIS--THIS IS INCREDIBLE? 514 00:27:18,350 --> 00:27:21,350 IT REALLY IS NEAT. 515 00:27:22,860 --> 00:27:24,860 I'M SERIOUS. IT'S NEAT. 516 00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:30,860 OH, GIZMO. WHAT'S THE MATTER? 517 00:27:45,380 --> 00:27:46,880 NO, NO, NO! 518 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,880 HEY, DAD, DAD? 519 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:50,380 LISTEN, I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING-- 520 00:27:50,390 --> 00:27:51,900 BILLY, LOOK AT THIS. 521 00:27:51,890 --> 00:27:53,390 NOW, YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH THE BATHROOM BUDDY, RIGHT? 522 00:27:53,390 --> 00:27:54,390 UH-HUH. 523 00:27:54,390 --> 00:27:56,390 I HAVE MADE AN IMPROVEMENT. 524 00:27:56,390 --> 00:27:58,390 WATCH THIS. 525 00:27:58,390 --> 00:27:59,890 NOW, LET'S SAY... 526 00:27:59,890 --> 00:28:01,900 YOU'RE LATE FOR THE BIG MEETING. 527 00:28:01,900 --> 00:28:03,900 IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT. 528 00:28:03,900 --> 00:28:05,900 YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY IN, YOU REACH UP... 529 00:28:05,900 --> 00:28:07,400 OH! YOU FORGOT TO SHAVE. 530 00:28:07,900 --> 00:28:08,900 NOW, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 531 00:28:08,900 --> 00:28:10,900 UNDER NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES, 532 00:28:10,910 --> 00:28:12,920 YOU ARE IN TROUBLE. 533 00:28:13,410 --> 00:28:15,410 BUT NOT IF YOU HAVE THE BATHROOM BUDDY, 534 00:28:15,410 --> 00:28:16,410 RIGHT? 535 00:28:16,410 --> 00:28:17,910 WATCH THIS. 536 00:28:17,910 --> 00:28:19,910 VOILà. 537 00:28:19,910 --> 00:28:21,410 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 538 00:28:22,420 --> 00:28:24,920 THAT'S PRETTY NEAT. 539 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,420 WHAT'S THIS BUTTON? 540 00:28:26,420 --> 00:28:27,920 DON'T PUSH THAT. 541 00:28:30,430 --> 00:28:31,430 SORRY, DAD. 542 00:28:31,430 --> 00:28:32,940 THAT'S OK. 543 00:28:32,930 --> 00:28:33,930 NO, I'M REALLY SORRY. 544 00:28:33,930 --> 00:28:34,930 IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. I'M WORKING ON THAT. 545 00:28:34,930 --> 00:28:35,930 I HAVEN'T FINISHED THAT. 546 00:28:35,930 --> 00:28:37,430 I'M GONNA GET THAT TOMORROW. 547 00:28:37,430 --> 00:28:38,430 DAD, THE REASON I CAME UP HERE 548 00:28:38,430 --> 00:28:39,930 IS BECAUSE THERE'S A PROBLEM 549 00:28:39,930 --> 00:28:40,930 WITH THE MOGWAI. 550 00:28:40,940 --> 00:28:43,450 YEAH? WHAT'S THAT? 551 00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,940 WELL, IT MULTIPLIES WITH WATER. 552 00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:49,440 WHAT? 553 00:28:51,950 --> 00:28:53,950 SO, DAD, SEE WHAT I MEAN? 554 00:28:53,950 --> 00:28:56,450 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 555 00:28:56,450 --> 00:28:58,950 ALL THAT FROM WATER? THEY GOT WET? 556 00:28:58,950 --> 00:29:00,950 YEAH. PLAIN WATER. 557 00:29:04,460 --> 00:29:05,460 YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY. 558 00:29:05,460 --> 00:29:06,960 THE NEW ONES AREN'T LIKE GIZMO. 559 00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,460 THE ONE WITH THE STRIPE SEEMS TO BE THE LEADER. 560 00:29:09,460 --> 00:29:10,460 YOU KNOW WHAT? 561 00:29:10,470 --> 00:29:12,480 I'LL BET EVERY KID IN AMERICA 562 00:29:12,470 --> 00:29:13,970 WOULD LIKE TO HAVE ONE OF THESE. 563 00:29:14,470 --> 00:29:15,970 THEY MIGHT EVEN REPLACE THE DOG 564 00:29:15,970 --> 00:29:17,970 AS THE FAMILY PET. 565 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:29,480 THINK ABOUT IT. 566 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:31,480 THE PELTZER PET. 567 00:29:33,490 --> 00:29:37,490 THIS COULD REALLY BE THE BIG ONE. 568 00:29:58,010 --> 00:29:59,510 BARN? 569 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:02,530 BARNEY? 570 00:30:27,540 --> 00:30:29,040 BARNEY? 571 00:30:30,550 --> 00:30:33,560 BARNEY, WHO DID THIS TO YOU? 572 00:30:33,550 --> 00:30:34,550 HOLD ON. I'LL GET YOU DOWN. 573 00:30:34,550 --> 00:30:36,550 STAY STILL. 574 00:30:36,550 --> 00:30:38,550 AW, POOR DOG. 575 00:30:38,550 --> 00:30:39,550 ANOTHER MINUTE 576 00:30:39,550 --> 00:30:41,050 AND HE WOULD'VE BEEN A DOGSICLE. 577 00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,560 LOOK, ALL I KNOW IS THAT I'M POSITIVE 578 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,560 THAT I CLOSED AND LOCKED THE DOOR. 579 00:30:48,060 --> 00:30:50,060 WELL, DAD, THEN HOW ELSE DID SHE GET TO HIM? 580 00:30:50,060 --> 00:30:52,070 BILLY, WE CAN'T POINT ANY FINGERS, 581 00:30:52,070 --> 00:30:55,570 NOT EVEN AT MRS. DEAGLE. 582 00:30:55,570 --> 00:30:57,570 MOM, SHE'S BEEN THREATENING HIM FOR WEEKS. 583 00:30:57,570 --> 00:30:58,570 YOU KNOW SHE'D LOVE TO GET HER HANDS ON HIM. 584 00:30:59,070 --> 00:31:00,570 I KNOW, HONEY, BUT WE DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF. 585 00:31:00,580 --> 00:31:02,090 WE CAN'T EVEN FIND ANY FOOTPRINTS 586 00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:04,080 LEADING UP TO THE HOUSE. 587 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:07,580 BILLY, I'M GONNA TAKE BARNEY TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S. 588 00:31:07,580 --> 00:31:10,580 I'LL TAKE HIM THERE ON THE WAY TO THE CONVENTION. 589 00:31:10,590 --> 00:31:12,600 CHRISTMAS EVE, I'LL PICK HIM UP ON THE WAY HOME. 590 00:31:12,590 --> 00:31:14,590 HE'LL BE HERE FOR CHRISTMAS. 591 00:31:14,590 --> 00:31:16,590 IT'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT. 592 00:31:21,100 --> 00:31:24,610 I DON'T THINK WE CAN DRINK THIS. 593 00:31:29,100 --> 00:31:30,600 WHY NOT? 594 00:31:30,610 --> 00:31:32,620 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS? 595 00:31:40,620 --> 00:31:43,630 HEY, BILLY. IS THAT A MOGWAM? 596 00:31:43,620 --> 00:31:45,120 MOGWAI. YEAH. 597 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,120 I'M GONNA HAVE MR. HANSON CHECK IT OUT. 598 00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:48,120 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, 599 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:51,120 THERE WERE FIVE NEW ONES LIKE THIS ONE. 600 00:31:52,630 --> 00:31:54,130 NOW WATCH THIS. 601 00:31:58,130 --> 00:31:59,130 UH-OH. 602 00:31:59,130 --> 00:32:00,130 AAH! 603 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:31,660 UM... 604 00:32:31,670 --> 00:32:34,680 CAN I KEEP ONE HERE AND RUN SOME TESTS? 605 00:32:35,170 --> 00:32:38,670 YEAH. I THINK I COULD SPARE ONE. 606 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:49,180 Mr. Futterman: THIS IS SOME CHRISTMAS, 607 00:32:49,180 --> 00:32:50,180 I'LL TELL YOU. 608 00:32:50,180 --> 00:32:52,690 THE BANK CLOSES THE FACTORY, 609 00:32:52,690 --> 00:32:55,190 THE FOREIGNERS RUIN MY GODDAMN PLOW. 610 00:32:55,690 --> 00:32:58,690 MR. FUTTERMAN, GUESS WHAT? IT'S TIME TO GO HOME NOW. 611 00:32:59,190 --> 00:33:00,190 HEY, HOW ABOUT ONE MORE BEER? 612 00:33:00,190 --> 00:33:01,190 NO. IT'S GETTING LATE. 613 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:02,210 ONE MORE BEER, 614 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:03,700 I'LL HELP YOU CLEAN UP THIS MESS. 615 00:33:03,700 --> 00:33:05,700 NO, THANKS. IT'LL BE OK. 616 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,200 IT'LL BE OK. 617 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,700 IT WILL NOT BE OK. 618 00:33:11,710 --> 00:33:13,220 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BRING YOUR PLOW 619 00:33:13,210 --> 00:33:14,210 IN FOR A TUNE-UP 620 00:33:14,210 --> 00:33:16,210 AND FIND IT LOADED WITH FOREIGN PARTS? 621 00:33:16,210 --> 00:33:19,710 I MEAN EVERYTHING-- GASKETS, PISTONS, 622 00:33:19,710 --> 00:33:21,210 SPARK PLUGS, ALL OF IT FOREIGN. 623 00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,730 HEY, BILLY! 624 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:24,720 HI. 625 00:33:26,220 --> 00:33:27,720 GOING HOME? 626 00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:29,220 OH, YEAH. 627 00:33:33,230 --> 00:33:35,230 GREMLINS. 628 00:33:35,730 --> 00:33:37,730 YOU GOT TO WATCH OUT FOR THEM FOREIGNERS 629 00:33:37,730 --> 00:33:40,230 BECAUSE THEY PLANT GREMLINS IN THEIR MACHINERY. 630 00:33:40,740 --> 00:33:45,750 SAME GREMLINS BROUGHT DOWN OUR PLANES IN THE BIG ONE. 631 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,240 THAT'S RIGHT. WORLD WAR II. 632 00:33:48,740 --> 00:33:52,250 GOOD OLD W-W-I-I. 633 00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:58,750 YOU KNOW, THEY'RE STILL SHIPPING 'EM OVER HERE. 634 00:33:59,250 --> 00:34:01,250 THEY PUT THEM IN CARS, THEY PUT 'EM IN THE TV, 635 00:34:01,260 --> 00:34:02,770 THEY PUT 'EM IN THE STEREOS, 636 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:04,260 IN THE RADIOS YOU STICK IN YOUR EARS, 637 00:34:04,260 --> 00:34:05,260 THEY PUT THEM IN YOUR WATCHES-- 638 00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:06,760 THEY GOT LITTLE TEENY GREMLINS-- 639 00:34:07,260 --> 00:34:08,260 I DON'T THINK IT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA 640 00:34:08,260 --> 00:34:09,260 THAT YOU DRIVE HOME. 641 00:34:09,260 --> 00:34:11,260 WHY DON'T YOU WALK HOME? 642 00:34:11,270 --> 00:34:12,780 YOU KNOW, KATIE, I THINK... 643 00:34:12,770 --> 00:34:14,270 MAYBE I'LL WALK HOME. 644 00:34:14,270 --> 00:34:15,770 GOOD. 645 00:34:16,270 --> 00:34:18,270 IT'S A NICE NIGHT. 646 00:34:21,780 --> 00:34:22,790 GOOD NIGHT, KIDS. 647 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:24,780 Both: GOOD NIGHT. 648 00:34:26,780 --> 00:34:27,780 GREMLINS. 649 00:34:29,780 --> 00:34:33,790 ♪ SILENT NIGHT ♪ 650 00:34:33,790 --> 00:34:37,290 ♪ HOLY NIGHT ♪ 651 00:34:37,290 --> 00:34:40,790 ♪ ALL IS CALM ♪ 652 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:44,810 ♪ ALL IS BRIGHT ♪ 653 00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:48,300 ♪ ROUND YON VIRGIN ♪ 654 00:34:48,300 --> 00:34:51,800 ♪ MOTHER AND CHILD ♪ 655 00:34:51,810 --> 00:34:53,320 ♪ HOLY INFANT... ♪ 656 00:34:53,810 --> 00:34:55,810 THAT WAS REALLY GOOD, YOU KNOW, 657 00:34:55,810 --> 00:34:57,310 THE WAY YOU HANDLED MR. FUTTERMAN. 658 00:34:57,310 --> 00:34:59,310 I'M USED TO IT. 659 00:34:59,310 --> 00:35:03,820 HE'S BEEN LIKE THAT EVER SINCE HE LOST HIS JOB. 660 00:35:03,820 --> 00:35:05,820 HE'S LIKE A LOT OF PEOPLE AROUND HERE. 661 00:35:05,820 --> 00:35:07,820 HE JUST WANTS SOMEBODY TO LISTEN, 662 00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,320 ESPECIALLY AROUND THE HOLIDAYS. 663 00:35:10,830 --> 00:35:12,840 WHY IS THAT? 664 00:35:12,830 --> 00:35:14,330 THAT'S WHEN A LOT OF PEOPLE 665 00:35:14,330 --> 00:35:16,330 GET REALLY DEPRESSED. 666 00:35:16,330 --> 00:35:18,330 OH, THAT'S FUNNY, YOU KNOW, 667 00:35:18,830 --> 00:35:19,830 BECAUSE I ALWAYS THOUGHT EVERYONE 668 00:35:19,830 --> 00:35:21,330 WAS HAPPY DURING THE HOLIDAYS... 669 00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:22,850 NO MATTER WHAT. 670 00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:24,840 MOST PEOPLE ARE, BUT SOME AREN'T. 671 00:35:25,340 --> 00:35:27,340 WHILE EVERYBODY ELSE IS OPENING UP THEIR PRESENTS, 672 00:35:27,340 --> 00:35:30,840 THEY'RE OPENING UP THEIR WRISTS. 673 00:35:31,350 --> 00:35:31,850 CHEERY THOUGHT. 674 00:35:32,350 --> 00:35:32,850 IT'S TRUE. 675 00:35:33,350 --> 00:35:34,350 THE SUICIDE RATE'S ALWAYS THE HIGHEST 676 00:35:34,350 --> 00:35:37,350 AROUND THE HOLIDAYS. 677 00:35:37,850 --> 00:35:38,850 NOW I'M DEPRESSED. 678 00:35:39,350 --> 00:35:42,360 DO YOU EVER GET DEPRESSED ON CHRISTMAS? 679 00:35:42,860 --> 00:35:44,360 I DON'T CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS. 680 00:35:44,860 --> 00:35:46,860 ARE YOU HINDU OR SOMETHING? 681 00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:49,360 NO. I JUST DON'T LIKE TO. 682 00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:52,370 WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE? IT'S A LOT OF FUN-- 683 00:35:52,370 --> 00:35:55,370 GOD! SAY YOU HATE WASHINGTON'S BIRTHDAY 684 00:35:55,370 --> 00:35:56,870 OR THANKSGIVING, AND NOBODY CARES, 685 00:35:56,870 --> 00:35:57,870 BUT SAY YOU HATE CHRISTMAS 686 00:35:57,870 --> 00:35:58,870 AND EVERYBODY MAKES YOU FEEL 687 00:35:58,870 --> 00:36:01,870 LIKE YOU'RE A LEPER OR SOMETHING. 688 00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:03,880 I'M SORRY. 689 00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:05,880 NO. IT'S OK. 690 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,380 I'M SORRY, I'M-- 691 00:36:07,380 --> 00:36:10,380 I'M JUST A LITTLE TIRED AND CRANKY. 692 00:36:10,380 --> 00:36:11,380 YEAH. 693 00:36:12,390 --> 00:36:13,890 WELL... 694 00:36:14,890 --> 00:36:17,390 THANKS FOR WALKING ME HOME, BILLY. 695 00:36:17,390 --> 00:36:19,390 HEY, NO PROBLEM. 696 00:36:19,390 --> 00:36:20,890 GOOD NIGHT. 697 00:36:20,900 --> 00:36:21,900 GOOD NIGHT. 698 00:36:21,900 --> 00:36:22,910 KATE? 699 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:27,400 UM...I WAS JUST WONDERING. 700 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:30,400 DO YOU GET ANY FREE NIGHTS OFF FROM DORRY'S? 701 00:36:31,410 --> 00:36:32,920 THURSDAYS. 702 00:36:32,910 --> 00:36:34,410 THURSDAYS, YEAH. 703 00:36:34,410 --> 00:36:37,910 BECAUSE, I MEAN, I WAS JUST WONDERING, UM... 704 00:36:37,910 --> 00:36:39,910 IF YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING THIS THURSDAY NIGHT, 705 00:36:39,910 --> 00:36:42,920 MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO GO OUT ON A DATE... 706 00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:44,920 WITH ME? 707 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,420 I'D LOVE TO. 708 00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:49,420 OH, YEAH? 709 00:36:49,420 --> 00:36:50,920 WELL, THAT'S GREAT. THAT... 710 00:36:51,430 --> 00:36:55,940 YEAH, WELL, WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT ON THE PHONE 711 00:36:55,930 --> 00:36:58,930 AND KIND OF SQUARE EVERYTHING AWAY. 712 00:37:00,940 --> 00:37:02,950 NIGHT, BILLY. 713 00:37:10,950 --> 00:37:11,950 NIGHT. 714 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:31,460 HEY THERE. 715 00:37:31,470 --> 00:37:32,480 HI. 716 00:37:34,470 --> 00:37:35,470 GIVE ME YOUR ARM, BUDDY. 717 00:37:35,470 --> 00:37:36,970 COME HERE. COME ON. 718 00:37:36,970 --> 00:37:37,970 GIVE ME YOUR ARM. 719 00:37:37,970 --> 00:37:40,470 NO, NO. IT'S NOT GONNA HURT. 720 00:37:40,470 --> 00:37:42,980 THIS ISN'T GOING TO HURT. 721 00:37:42,980 --> 00:37:46,480 NOT A BIG GUY LIKE YOU. COME ON. 722 00:37:46,980 --> 00:37:48,480 THERE YOU GO. 723 00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:50,980 SEE? THAT'S NOT SO BAD. 724 00:37:50,990 --> 00:37:53,000 GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. 725 00:37:52,990 --> 00:37:56,490 JUST A LITTLE BLOOD TEST, PAL. 726 00:37:56,490 --> 00:37:58,360 YOU'LL NEVER MISS IT. 727 00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:04,860 THEY'RE LIKE HUGE SEED PODS. 728 00:38:04,870 --> 00:38:06,880 THIS MUST BE THE WAY 729 00:38:06,870 --> 00:38:08,870 THAT BODY IN MY CLOSET WAS FORMED. 730 00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:11,370 WHERE DO THEY COME FROM? 731 00:38:11,370 --> 00:38:12,870 HAVING FUN? 732 00:38:12,870 --> 00:38:14,370 FUN. 733 00:38:14,380 --> 00:38:15,890 PRETTY NEAT, HUH? 734 00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:16,880 NEAT. 735 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:24,880 WHAT IS WITH YOU GUYS? 736 00:38:24,890 --> 00:38:26,900 HOW ABOUT SHUTTING UP FOR A CHANGE, OK? 737 00:38:26,890 --> 00:38:28,890 I ALREADY FED YOU. 738 00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:37,910 WELL, IT'S NOT 12:00 YET. 739 00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:39,400 ALL RIGHT. 740 00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:40,900 KEEP AN EYE ON 'EM, GIZ'. 741 00:38:40,900 --> 00:38:42,400 I'LL BE BACK IN A SECOND. 742 00:39:03,420 --> 00:39:04,920 HERE WE GO. 743 00:39:04,930 --> 00:39:07,440 NOW MAYBE YOU GUYS WILL BE QUIET. 744 00:39:18,940 --> 00:39:20,940 YOU GUYS ARE REALLY HUNGRY. 745 00:39:22,940 --> 00:39:25,440 GIZ, YOU WANT SOME? 746 00:39:28,950 --> 00:39:30,450 YOU WANT SOME CHICKEN? 747 00:39:30,450 --> 00:39:31,950 UH-UH. 748 00:39:31,950 --> 00:39:33,450 NO? 749 00:39:33,450 --> 00:39:34,950 ALL RIGHT. 750 00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:43,460 YUM YUM. 751 00:39:49,970 --> 00:39:51,470 YUM YUM. 752 00:39:52,970 --> 00:39:54,970 THAT'S IT, GOOD BUDDY. 753 00:39:54,980 --> 00:39:57,490 I'M CALLING IT A NIGHT. 754 00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:58,980 NIGHT. 755 00:40:31,510 --> 00:40:32,510 UH-OH. 756 00:40:36,020 --> 00:40:37,020 CAN'T YOU SEE? 757 00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:38,520 THEY'RE AFTER YOU. 758 00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:40,020 THEY'RE AFTER ALL OF US-- 759 00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:41,520 OUR WIVES, OUR CHILDREN, 760 00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:42,520 EVERYONE! 761 00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:44,520 THEY'RE HERE ALREADY! 762 00:40:44,530 --> 00:40:46,040 YOU'RE NEXT! 763 00:40:46,030 --> 00:40:47,530 YOU'RE NEXT! 764 00:40:47,530 --> 00:40:49,030 YOU'RE NEXT! 765 00:40:49,030 --> 00:40:50,530 YOU'RE NEXT! 766 00:40:50,530 --> 00:40:52,530 YOU'RE NEXT! 767 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,120 UH-OH! 768 00:41:02,130 --> 00:41:03,640 MOM? 769 00:41:03,630 --> 00:41:04,630 YEAH. 770 00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:07,630 MOM, COULD YOU COME UP HERE, PLEASE? 771 00:41:12,140 --> 00:41:14,650 I WANT YOU TO BRING THAT VACUUM CLEANER 772 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:17,140 UPSTAIRS FOR ME--OH! 773 00:41:23,650 --> 00:41:24,650 WHAT ARE THEY? 774 00:41:24,650 --> 00:41:28,650 THEY'RE THE MOGWAI, I GUESS, 775 00:41:28,650 --> 00:41:29,650 EXCEPT FOR GIZMO. 776 00:41:29,650 --> 00:41:31,650 KA-KA. 777 00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:33,670 DID YOU GET THEM WET OR SOMETHING? 778 00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:36,660 NO. 779 00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:40,160 DID YOU FEED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT? 780 00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,160 WELL, I GAVE THEM SOME CHICKEN, 781 00:41:42,170 --> 00:41:44,180 BUT I MADE SURE THAT IT-- 782 00:41:44,670 --> 00:41:47,170 NO, NO, NO. WAIT A MINUTE. 783 00:41:47,670 --> 00:41:49,670 I MADE SURE-- 784 00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:59,680 MOM, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 785 00:42:02,690 --> 00:42:03,690 YUK! 786 00:42:04,190 --> 00:42:07,190 WHAT DID YOU SAY THIS WAS CALLED, 787 00:42:07,690 --> 00:42:09,190 A PUTRID STAGE? 788 00:42:09,690 --> 00:42:10,690 PUPAL. 789 00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:12,710 PUPAL STAGE. 790 00:42:12,700 --> 00:42:14,200 LIKE A BUTTERFLY. 791 00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:15,700 YEAH, RIGHT. 792 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:17,700 THIS IS A COCOON, 793 00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,700 AND INSIDE, HE'S GOING THROUGH CHANGES, 794 00:42:21,210 --> 00:42:22,720 LOTS OF CHANGES. 795 00:42:23,210 --> 00:42:24,710 LIKE MY MOTHER. 796 00:42:25,210 --> 00:42:27,710 NO, NO. NO, THAT'S DIFFERENT. 797 00:42:28,210 --> 00:42:30,710 THIS IS CALLED A METAMORPHOSIS. 798 00:42:31,220 --> 00:42:35,230 IT'S A CHANGE IN FORM AND IN APPEARANCE. 799 00:42:52,740 --> 00:42:53,740 HELLO. 800 00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:57,240 HEL-- 801 00:43:02,250 --> 00:43:04,260 HELLO. HI, HONEY. 802 00:43:04,750 --> 00:43:06,250 NO, I'M SURE IT WORKS FINE. 803 00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:08,250 I WAS OUT IN THE BACK PORCH FOR A SECOND. 804 00:43:08,250 --> 00:43:11,250 THE CONVENTION'S GREAT. 805 00:43:11,260 --> 00:43:15,270 YEAH, I SAID IT'S GREAT. 806 00:43:15,260 --> 00:43:17,260 ACTUALLY, THE COMPETITION 807 00:43:17,260 --> 00:43:20,260 IS A LITTLE MORE ADVANCED 808 00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:21,760 THAN I EXPECTED. 809 00:43:23,770 --> 00:43:26,270 SOME REALLY NEAT THINGS. 810 00:43:29,770 --> 00:43:31,270 OH, RAND. 811 00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:32,790 Mom: YOU'VE NEVER BEEN SO FAR AWAY 812 00:43:32,780 --> 00:43:35,780 ON CHRISTMAS EVE BEFORE. 813 00:43:35,780 --> 00:43:38,280 I KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE. 814 00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:41,280 I'LL DO THE BEST I CAN. 815 00:43:41,290 --> 00:43:42,800 ALL RIGHT. BYE-BYE. 816 00:43:45,290 --> 00:43:47,290 ALL I COULD GET FOR IT WAS $36. 817 00:43:47,790 --> 00:43:49,290 IF THERE IS ANYTHING I CAN DO, 818 00:43:49,290 --> 00:43:51,290 BUT IT IS COMPLETELY OUT OF MY HANDS. 819 00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:53,810 HELLO, MRS. HARRIS. 820 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:54,800 HELLO, GERALD. 821 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,800 I'M UNDER SUCH TERRIBLE PRESSURES. 822 00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:59,300 WHY DON'T YOU SPEAK TO MRS. DEAGLE ABOUT IT? 823 00:43:59,300 --> 00:44:02,810 SPEAK TO MRS. DEAGLE? 824 00:44:02,810 --> 00:44:04,810 I--I... 825 00:44:04,810 --> 00:44:06,310 MRS. DEAGLE! 826 00:44:06,810 --> 00:44:08,810 DEPOSIT THIS TO MY ACCOUNT. 827 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,820 WHERE'S THAT PSYCHOTIC CANINE OF YOURS? 828 00:44:18,820 --> 00:44:21,320 STILL HIDING UNDER THE COUNTER? 829 00:44:21,330 --> 00:44:23,840 UH, NO. I'M AFRAID HE'S ON VACATION. 830 00:44:23,830 --> 00:44:25,830 YOU BETTER KEEP HIM BEHIND LOCKED DOORS. 831 00:44:25,830 --> 00:44:28,830 BECAUSE IF I CATCH HIM, HE'S IN FOR SLOW DEATH. 832 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:40,760 HERE'S MR. BIRD'S HEART. 833 00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:43,760 SMALL ANIMALS LOSE HEAT FASTER THAN LARGE ONES, 834 00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:45,760 SO THEIR BLOOD MUST CIRCULATE FASTER 835 00:44:45,770 --> 00:44:47,280 TO KEEP THEIR BODIES WARM. 836 00:44:47,270 --> 00:44:48,270 NOW, SMALL BIRDS-- 837 00:44:48,270 --> 00:44:51,770 THEIR HEARTS BEAT ABOUT 600 TIMES PER MINUTE, 838 00:44:51,770 --> 00:44:53,770 CATS, 130, 839 00:44:53,770 --> 00:44:55,770 MAN, ABOUT 75, 840 00:44:55,780 --> 00:44:57,290 AND A BIG OLD ELEPHANT'S HEART, 841 00:44:57,280 --> 00:45:00,280 ONLY 25 A MINUTE. 842 00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:02,780 Second man: HEY, DOC, YOU GOT A HUMAN HEART? 843 00:45:02,780 --> 00:45:04,780 Man: HAS HE GOT A HUMAN HEART? 844 00:45:04,790 --> 00:45:06,300 WAIT TILL YOU SEE THIS. 845 00:45:06,290 --> 00:45:07,290 ROLL 10. 846 00:45:58,340 --> 00:46:00,340 Film Narrator: THESE FREEWAYS BRANCH OUT 847 00:46:00,340 --> 00:46:03,340 INTO HUNDREDS OF MILES OF SMALLER ONE-WAY STREETS 848 00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:06,850 UNTIL YOU CAN'T SEE THEM WITH THE NAKED EYE... 849 00:46:15,860 --> 00:46:17,370 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 850 00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:20,360 AND IF YOU WANT TO BRING ME A PRESENT, 851 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,860 A CASSETTE DECK WOULDN'T BE BAD. 852 00:46:22,860 --> 00:46:26,370 TICKETS TO THE SUPER BOWL WOULD BE VERY NICE. 853 00:46:26,370 --> 00:46:29,370 UH...HOW ABOUT A ROLLS-ROYCE CORNICHE? 854 00:46:29,370 --> 00:46:31,870 MAKE IT RED. 855 00:46:34,370 --> 00:46:37,880 ...WEIGHS ONLY ABOUT 3/4 OF A POUND, 856 00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:39,380 BUT THE WORK IT TURNS OUT 857 00:46:39,380 --> 00:46:42,380 IS ALMOST INCREDIBLE. 858 00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:44,380 HOW LONG WOULD YOU SAY THAT IT TAKES 859 00:46:44,380 --> 00:46:45,880 YOUR HEART TO PUMP A QUART OF BLOOD? 860 00:46:45,890 --> 00:46:48,900 JUST STANDING AROUND LIKE THIS. 861 00:46:49,390 --> 00:46:49,890 A COUPLE MINUTES, I GUESS. 862 00:46:50,390 --> 00:46:51,390 YOU'RE WAY OFF. 863 00:46:51,390 --> 00:46:52,890 NORMALLY, THE HEART WILL PUMP A QUART OF BLOOD 864 00:46:53,390 --> 00:46:55,390 IN JUST ABOUT 10 SECONDS. 865 00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:56,910 IN 10 MINUTES, 866 00:46:56,900 --> 00:46:58,900 IT WOULD FILL THE GAS TANK OF YOUR CAR. 867 00:46:58,900 --> 00:47:00,400 IN 10 HOURS, 868 00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:01,900 IT WOULD FILL A GAS TRUCK. 869 00:47:01,900 --> 00:47:02,900 BILLY... 870 00:47:06,410 --> 00:47:07,410 IT JUST HATCHED. 871 00:47:07,410 --> 00:47:09,910 I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 872 00:47:27,430 --> 00:47:28,930 WELL... 873 00:47:30,430 --> 00:47:31,930 HEY THERE. 874 00:47:34,430 --> 00:47:37,440 YOU, UH, REMEMBER ME? 875 00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:41,440 ROY. 876 00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:43,440 HMM? 877 00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:45,940 YOU REMEMBER ME, DON'T YOU? 878 00:47:45,950 --> 00:47:51,960 I WENT AND GOT YOU A CANDY BAR. 879 00:47:51,950 --> 00:47:54,450 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE HUNGRY. 880 00:47:55,460 --> 00:47:56,970 YOU HUNGRY? 881 00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:58,960 HMM? 882 00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:04,960 YOU SHOULD TRY ONE OF THESE. 883 00:48:04,970 --> 00:48:06,980 THEY, UH-- 884 00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:19,480 HEY! HEY! 885 00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,480 HEY THERE. 886 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:22,980 COME HERE. DON'T BE AFRAID. 887 00:48:22,980 --> 00:48:26,490 THERE'S NO REASON TO BE AFRAID. 888 00:48:26,490 --> 00:48:29,490 WHERE DID YOU GO? HUH? 889 00:48:29,490 --> 00:48:31,490 WHERE ARE YOU? I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE. 890 00:48:31,490 --> 00:48:33,990 I KNOW YOU'RE UNDER THERE. 891 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,010 COME ON, NOW. 892 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:41,000 YOU'RE NOT STILL ANGRY ABOUT THAT BLOOD TEST, 893 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,000 ARE YOU? 894 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,500 COME ON OUT. TAKE A BITE. 895 00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:45,500 LET ME SEE YOU. 896 00:48:45,510 --> 00:48:48,520 I JUST WANT TO SEE YOU. 897 00:48:48,510 --> 00:48:52,010 HERE, YOU TRY SOME OF THIS. 898 00:48:52,010 --> 00:48:55,010 NOW, I KNOW YOU'VE GOT TO BE HUNGRY. 899 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:03,020 NOW, DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER? 900 00:49:03,020 --> 00:49:04,520 AAH! 901 00:49:25,550 --> 00:49:27,060 MR. HANSON? 902 00:49:50,570 --> 00:49:52,070 OW! 903 00:51:42,650 --> 00:51:44,650 GIZMO, KA-KA! 904 00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:33,200 BILLY, ARE YOU OK? WHERE ARE YOU? 905 00:52:33,700 --> 00:52:36,200 MOM, THEY HATCHED. GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. 906 00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:38,700 PHONE HOME! KA-KA! 907 00:52:38,710 --> 00:52:40,720 MOM? 908 00:52:40,710 --> 00:52:42,710 MOM! 909 00:52:42,710 --> 00:52:44,210 BILLY, WHERE-- 910 00:52:46,710 --> 00:52:50,220 ♪ DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR? ♪ 911 00:52:50,220 --> 00:52:53,220 ♪ DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR? ♪ 912 00:52:53,720 --> 00:52:59,220 ♪ SAID THE NIGHT WIND TO THE LITTLE LAMB ♪ 913 00:52:59,230 --> 00:53:02,240 ♪ DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE? ♪ 914 00:53:02,230 --> 00:53:04,230 ♪ DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE? ♪ 915 00:53:04,230 --> 00:53:05,230 ♪ WAY UP-- ♪ 916 00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:14,240 ♪ DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR? ♪ 917 00:53:14,240 --> 00:53:16,740 ♪ DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR? ♪ 918 00:53:16,740 --> 00:53:19,240 ♪ A SONG, A SONG ♪ 919 00:53:19,250 --> 00:53:21,260 ♪ HIGH ABOVE A TREE ♪ 920 00:53:21,250 --> 00:53:23,250 ♪ WITH A VOICE-- ♪ 921 00:54:26,350 --> 00:54:28,860 GRR... 922 00:54:29,850 --> 00:54:30,850 YUM, YUM! 923 00:55:08,390 --> 00:55:10,890 GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN! 924 00:57:26,530 --> 00:57:27,540 HEY! 925 00:57:27,530 --> 00:57:29,030 UH-OH! 926 00:57:33,030 --> 00:57:34,530 MOM, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 927 00:57:34,530 --> 00:57:35,530 I THINK SO. 928 00:57:37,540 --> 00:57:39,040 AAH! 929 00:57:45,550 --> 00:57:47,060 MOM, IT'S STRIPE. 930 00:57:58,560 --> 00:57:59,560 SHOULD I GET IT? 931 00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:00,560 YEAH, GO AHEAD AND GET IT, HONEY. 932 00:58:02,060 --> 00:58:03,060 I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. 933 00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:07,570 HELLO, DR. MOLINARO, CAN WE COME IN, PLEASE? 934 00:58:07,570 --> 00:58:09,570 MY MOM'S HAD A BIT OF AN ACCIDENT. 935 00:58:09,570 --> 00:58:11,070 WHAT HAPPENED? 936 00:58:11,070 --> 00:58:14,070 BILLY... OH, BE CAREFUL. 937 00:58:14,070 --> 00:58:15,570 WHAT HAPPENED? 938 00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:26,080 GIZ? 939 00:58:34,090 --> 00:58:37,100 Gizmo: LET ME OUT, LET ME OUT. 940 00:58:39,100 --> 00:58:41,100 GIZ! OH, SORRY. 941 00:58:41,100 --> 00:58:42,600 BRIGHT LIGHT, BRIGHT LIGHT. 942 00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:44,100 COME HERE. 943 00:58:44,100 --> 00:58:46,600 THEY ALMOST GOT YOU, HUH? 944 00:58:46,610 --> 00:58:48,120 CLIMB IN THERE. 945 00:58:51,110 --> 00:58:54,110 Robot: THE QUESTION IS TOTALLY WITHOUT MEANING. 946 00:58:55,620 --> 00:58:57,130 PARDON ME, SIR. 947 00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:59,120 STUFF? 948 00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:01,120 THICK AND HEAVY. 949 00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:04,120 WOULD 60 GALLONS BE SUFFICIENT? 950 00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:06,620 I RARELY USE IT MYSELF, SIR. 951 00:59:06,630 --> 00:59:08,140 IT PROMOTES RUST. 952 00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:21,110 DON'T WORRY, GIZ. WE'LL FIND HIM. 953 01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:33,180 UH-OH! 954 01:00:41,190 --> 01:00:42,190 NO! 955 01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:40,240 GREMLINS, HUH? 956 01:01:40,750 --> 01:01:41,750 LITTLE MONSTERS? 957 01:01:42,250 --> 01:01:43,250 HUNDREDS OF THEM? 958 01:01:43,750 --> 01:01:46,250 WELL, I'M NOT SURE, MAYBE THOUSANDS. 959 01:01:46,750 --> 01:01:47,750 THOUSANDS. HA HA! 960 01:01:48,250 --> 01:01:49,250 LOOK, I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, 961 01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:51,770 I KNOW IT DOES, BUT IN A MATTER OF HOURS 962 01:01:52,260 --> 01:01:55,260 THIS TOWN WILL BE A DISASTER AREA. 963 01:01:55,260 --> 01:01:57,260 YOU HAVE GOT TO WARN PEOPLE! 964 01:01:57,260 --> 01:01:58,760 THINK THIS KID'S DRUNK? 965 01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:00,770 NO, BUT YOU ARE. 966 01:02:00,770 --> 01:02:02,270 I'M NOT DRUNK. 967 01:02:02,270 --> 01:02:05,270 WHERE DO THESE LITTLE GREMLINS COME FROM? 968 01:02:05,270 --> 01:02:06,770 ALL RIGHT. 969 01:02:06,770 --> 01:02:09,770 MY FATHER GAVE ME ONE AS A PRESENT. 970 01:02:09,780 --> 01:02:10,790 A PRESENT. 971 01:02:10,780 --> 01:02:13,280 DOES HE ALWAYS GIVE YOU VICIOUS LITTLE MONSTERS 972 01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:15,280 FOR A PRESENT? 973 01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:17,780 THEY DON'T START OUT VICIOUS AT FIRST. 974 01:02:17,780 --> 01:02:19,280 OF COURSE NOT. 975 01:02:19,290 --> 01:02:22,300 THEY DON'T. THEY LOOK LIKE THIS. 976 01:02:22,290 --> 01:02:25,290 COULD YOU DIM THE LIGHTS IN HERE? 977 01:02:25,290 --> 01:02:27,290 SURE. 978 01:02:27,290 --> 01:02:29,790 GO AHEAD, BRENT. DIM THE LIGHTS. 979 01:02:34,300 --> 01:02:35,800 Ay yu gibbuwik! 980 01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:38,300 Eeyo basar gigiyo! 981 01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:42,310 Hey custo yap yar! 982 01:02:56,490 --> 01:02:59,990 ♪ 'TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY ♪ 983 01:03:01,490 --> 01:03:03,490 ♪ FA LA LA LA LA... ♪ 984 01:03:04,500 --> 01:03:06,000 RIGHT, MURRAY? 985 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:09,000 ♪ LA LA LA ♪ 986 01:03:15,010 --> 01:03:17,510 QUIT MESSING WITH THE TV. 987 01:03:18,510 --> 01:03:20,510 YOU HAVE THE THINGIE. 988 01:03:20,510 --> 01:03:22,010 HUH? OH. 989 01:03:25,020 --> 01:03:27,020 GODDAMN FOREIGN TV. 990 01:03:27,020 --> 01:03:28,520 OH, NOW... 991 01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:31,520 WE SHOULD'VE GOT A ZENITH. 992 01:03:42,540 --> 01:03:43,540 FOREIGN. 993 01:03:47,540 --> 01:03:50,040 CAN'T GET A DAMN THING. 994 01:03:51,040 --> 01:03:53,040 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 995 01:03:53,050 --> 01:03:56,060 TO CHECK THE ANTENNA. MAYBE IT BLEW DOWN. 996 01:03:56,050 --> 01:03:57,550 BE CAREFUL, DEAR. 997 01:04:15,070 --> 01:04:17,570 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 998 01:04:28,580 --> 01:04:29,580 AAH! 999 01:04:53,110 --> 01:04:54,120 RUN, SHEILA! 1000 01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:06,120 IN THE CAB! 1001 01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:09,620 THERE'S A REAL GREMLIN IN MY CAB! 1002 01:05:09,620 --> 01:05:10,620 AAH! 1003 01:05:27,340 --> 01:05:28,340 OH... 1004 01:05:28,340 --> 01:05:29,840 YUM YUM. 1005 01:05:33,350 --> 01:05:34,360 YUK! 1006 01:05:41,350 --> 01:05:42,850 OH, HELLO, ANDERSON. 1007 01:05:42,860 --> 01:05:44,870 WANT TO MAIL SOMETHING? 1008 01:05:44,860 --> 01:05:46,860 A LAST-MINUTE PACKAGE, FATHER. 1009 01:05:46,860 --> 01:05:48,360 BE MY GUEST. 1010 01:05:49,360 --> 01:05:50,360 WHAT... 1011 01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:51,860 THAT'S STRANGE, IT-- 1012 01:05:54,370 --> 01:05:55,370 WHAT'S THAT? 1013 01:05:55,370 --> 01:05:56,870 HELP! HELP! 1014 01:06:21,390 --> 01:06:22,890 PATRIOTIC LITTLE FELLOW, AIN'T HE? 1015 01:06:22,900 --> 01:06:25,410 WAVING A FLAG AND EVERYTHING. 1016 01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:26,900 HEY THERE. GOOTCHIE GOOTCHIE-- 1017 01:06:26,900 --> 01:06:27,900 AH! CAREFUL, FRANK. 1018 01:06:27,900 --> 01:06:28,900 HE MIGHT TEAR YOUR ARM OFF. 1019 01:06:28,900 --> 01:06:31,900 WANT ME TO PUT THE CUFFS ON HIM? 1020 01:06:31,900 --> 01:06:33,400 BILLY, TELL ME SOMETHING, WILL YOU? 1021 01:06:33,410 --> 01:06:34,920 HOW COME A CUTE LITTLE GUY LIKE THIS 1022 01:06:34,910 --> 01:06:37,910 CAN TURN INTO 1,000 UGLY MONSTERS? 1023 01:06:37,910 --> 01:06:39,910 THIS IS BEFORE IT ENTERS THE PUPAL STAGE. 1024 01:06:39,910 --> 01:06:40,910 THE PUPAL STAGE. 1025 01:06:40,910 --> 01:06:42,410 PLUS IT MULTIPLIES WITH WATER. 1026 01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:45,430 GET THE KID SOME WATER, WILL YOU? 1027 01:06:45,420 --> 01:06:46,420 I WOULDN'T DO THAT, SHERIFF. 1028 01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:48,420 SHERIFF'S OFFICE. 1029 01:06:48,420 --> 01:06:50,920 YEAH, SPEAKING. 1030 01:06:52,420 --> 01:06:54,430 WHAT? 1031 01:06:56,430 --> 01:06:57,930 OH, NO. 1032 01:06:57,930 --> 01:07:01,430 YEAH, SURE. WE'LL BE RIGHT OVER. 1033 01:07:01,430 --> 01:07:02,930 WHAT HAPPENED? 1034 01:07:03,940 --> 01:07:05,450 THE FUTTERMANS. 1035 01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:07,940 SOMETHING ABOUT A SNOWPLOW. 1036 01:07:07,940 --> 01:07:08,940 A FREAK ACCIDENT. 1037 01:07:08,940 --> 01:07:10,940 IT'S THE CREATURES, 1038 01:07:10,940 --> 01:07:13,440 MAKING IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT. 1039 01:07:13,950 --> 01:07:15,960 SHERIFF! 1040 01:07:15,950 --> 01:07:16,950 SHERIFF, WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME? 1041 01:07:16,950 --> 01:07:19,450 YOU LISTEN TO ME, KID! 1042 01:07:19,450 --> 01:07:21,450 GO ON HOME, TAKE LITTLE GIZMO THERE, 1043 01:07:21,450 --> 01:07:22,950 SIT BY THE FIREPLACE 1044 01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:24,970 AND OPEN YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENTS, OK? 1045 01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:26,960 ATTA BOY. 1046 01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:27,960 LET ME DRIVE. 1047 01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:28,960 NO, YOU'RE DRUNK. 1048 01:07:29,460 --> 01:07:30,460 YOU ALWAYS GET TO DRIVE. 1049 01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:33,460 'CAUSE I'M THE SHERIFF, ASSHOLE. 1050 01:07:38,100 --> 01:07:40,100 DEAGLE! 1051 01:07:40,110 --> 01:07:42,620 DEAGLE, DEAGLE, DEAGLE. 1052 01:07:48,110 --> 01:07:48,610 KOPECK! 1053 01:07:49,110 --> 01:07:52,120 KOPECK, YOU STOP THAT, YOU BAD KITTY! 1054 01:07:52,120 --> 01:07:55,620 KOPECK'S A BAD KITTY. 1055 01:07:55,620 --> 01:07:58,120 DRACHMA'S A GOOD LITTLE KITTY. 1056 01:07:58,120 --> 01:08:00,620 DRACHMA'S SUCH A GOOD BABY. 1057 01:08:00,630 --> 01:08:02,640 SHE'S A GOOD KITTY. 1058 01:08:05,630 --> 01:08:07,630 HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO. 1059 01:08:09,130 --> 01:08:10,130 ALL RIGHT, YOU STOP THAT. 1060 01:08:10,140 --> 01:08:12,150 YOU STOP THAT. YOU STOP THAT. 1061 01:08:14,140 --> 01:08:16,140 OH, YOU MEAN KITTY, 1062 01:08:16,140 --> 01:08:19,140 YOU START EATING BEFORE EVERYBODY'S HERE. 1063 01:08:19,140 --> 01:08:21,650 COME ON, OLD DOLLAR BILL. 1064 01:08:21,650 --> 01:08:24,150 HERE WE GO, OLD DOLLAR BILL. 1065 01:08:24,150 --> 01:08:27,650 WE'LL FIX YOU SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT. 1066 01:08:27,650 --> 01:08:29,150 EVERYBODY HERE? 1067 01:08:29,150 --> 01:08:31,660 ALL RIGHT, LET GO OF MOMMY'S COAT. 1068 01:08:38,160 --> 01:08:40,660 CHRISTMAS CAROLERS. 1069 01:08:40,670 --> 01:08:44,180 I HATE CHRISTMAS CAROLERS. 1070 01:08:44,170 --> 01:08:48,670 SCREECHY-VOICED LITTLE GLUE SNIFFERS. 1071 01:08:48,670 --> 01:08:52,180 I WARNED YOU BRATS! 1072 01:08:52,180 --> 01:08:53,180 ♪ LA LA LA ♪ 1073 01:08:53,180 --> 01:08:55,680 ♪ YA YA YA YA YA ♪ 1074 01:08:55,680 --> 01:08:59,180 ♪ YA YA YA LA YA ♪ 1075 01:08:59,180 --> 01:09:02,190 AAH! AAH! 1076 01:09:06,190 --> 01:09:08,690 OH, WHAT ARE THEY? 1077 01:09:08,690 --> 01:09:10,190 WHAT ARE THEY? 1078 01:09:14,700 --> 01:09:16,200 AAH! 1079 01:09:16,700 --> 01:09:18,200 THEY'RE HERE! 1080 01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:20,200 THEY'VE COME FOR ME! 1081 01:09:22,710 --> 01:09:25,210 I...I...I'M NOT READY. 1082 01:09:25,210 --> 01:09:27,210 I'M NOT READY YET! 1083 01:09:27,210 --> 01:09:28,710 I'M NOT...READY. 1084 01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:34,720 AAH! 1085 01:09:54,240 --> 01:09:56,240 MY GOD, BRENT. 1086 01:09:56,240 --> 01:09:57,780 THAT WAS MRS. DEAGLE. 1087 01:10:03,280 --> 01:10:05,280 Man: AAH! AAH! 1088 01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:06,780 GET THEM OFF! 1089 01:10:06,790 --> 01:10:08,300 GET THEM OFF! AAH! 1090 01:10:08,290 --> 01:10:11,290 JESUS, FRANK. THAT'S DAVE MARRS. 1091 01:10:11,290 --> 01:10:12,290 HE DOES SANTA EVERY YEAR. 1092 01:10:12,790 --> 01:10:15,290 GET THEM OFF! GET THEM OFF! 1093 01:10:15,790 --> 01:10:16,290 YEAH, 1094 01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:20,310 BUT WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING NOW? 1095 01:10:20,300 --> 01:10:22,800 WHAT'S THAT STUFF ALL OVER HIM? 1096 01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:24,800 HUH? 1097 01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:27,300 FRANK, I REALLY THINK WE SHOULD GO NOW. 1098 01:10:27,310 --> 01:10:28,820 WHY DON'T YOU START THE CAR? 1099 01:10:28,810 --> 01:10:30,810 'CAUSE I'D REALLY LIKE TO GO BACK TO THE STATION. 1100 01:10:30,810 --> 01:10:32,810 FRANK, PLEASE. 1101 01:10:32,810 --> 01:10:35,810 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 1102 01:10:35,810 --> 01:10:37,310 FRANK... 1103 01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:38,830 FRANK! 1104 01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:03,340 JESUS, FRANK. 1105 01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:05,840 WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE THINGS? 1106 01:11:05,840 --> 01:11:07,340 DID YOU SEE THAT? 1107 01:11:07,350 --> 01:11:09,360 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE CHRISTMAS. 1108 01:11:09,350 --> 01:11:10,350 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 1109 01:11:10,350 --> 01:11:11,350 SHUT UP, WILL YOU! 1110 01:11:11,350 --> 01:11:12,850 FRANK! 1111 01:11:12,850 --> 01:11:13,850 OH, MY GOD! 1112 01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:41,880 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 1113 01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:48,390 Radio: YOU'RE ON WITH ROCKIN' RICKY. 1114 01:11:48,390 --> 01:11:51,390 Caller: MY NAME'S PETE. THERE'S THESE GREEN GUYS 1115 01:11:51,390 --> 01:11:52,890 WITH BIG TEETH RUNNING AROUND TOWN. 1116 01:11:52,890 --> 01:11:55,390 THIS IS CHRISTMAS, NOT HALLOWEEN. 1117 01:11:55,390 --> 01:11:56,890 LISTEN, GANG. 1118 01:11:56,900 --> 01:11:57,910 ROCKIN' RICKY'S GETTING FED UP 1119 01:11:57,900 --> 01:11:59,400 WITH ALL THIS ORSON WELLES CRAP, 1120 01:11:59,400 --> 01:12:00,400 SO COOL IT, WILL YOU? 1121 01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:02,400 WHAT'S THAT? 1122 01:12:02,400 --> 01:12:03,400 KENNY, WHAT'S THAT BACK THERE? 1123 01:12:03,400 --> 01:12:04,400 ANOTHER ROCKIN' RICKY FAN? 1124 01:12:04,900 --> 01:12:06,400 HEY, YOU'RE NOT A ROCKIN' RICKY FAN! 1125 01:12:06,910 --> 01:12:07,920 OW! HELP! OW! 1126 01:12:31,430 --> 01:12:34,430 SIR, I NOTICED THAT YOU'RE A SMOKER. 1127 01:12:34,930 --> 01:12:35,930 HMM? 1128 01:12:35,930 --> 01:12:37,430 I SAID I NOTICED YOU'RE A SMOKER. 1129 01:12:37,940 --> 01:12:39,440 I SEE THE CIGARETTES. 1130 01:12:39,940 --> 01:12:42,440 I NOTICED HERE THIS BROKEN ASHTRAY. 1131 01:12:42,440 --> 01:12:43,440 OH, YEAH. 1132 01:12:43,940 --> 01:12:46,440 IT'S VERY FORTUNATE THAT I HAPPENED TO COME BY. 1133 01:12:46,450 --> 01:12:47,960 LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF. 1134 01:12:47,950 --> 01:12:50,450 MY NAME'S RANDALL PELTZER. I'M AN INVENTOR. 1135 01:12:50,450 --> 01:12:52,950 "FANTASTIC IDEAS FOR A FANTASTIC WORLD." 1136 01:12:52,950 --> 01:12:54,450 I MAKE THE ILLOGICAL LOGICAL. 1137 01:12:54,950 --> 01:12:55,950 AND I HAVE SOMETHING HERE 1138 01:12:55,950 --> 01:12:57,450 THAT I THINK YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN. 1139 01:12:57,960 --> 01:12:58,960 OH? 1140 01:12:58,960 --> 01:13:00,460 YES, SIR, I DO. 1141 01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:01,960 THIS IS... 1142 01:13:02,460 --> 01:13:03,960 THE PELTZER SMOKELESS ASHTRAY. 1143 01:13:04,460 --> 01:13:06,960 I THINK THIS CAN SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM. 1144 01:13:06,970 --> 01:13:08,280 MM-HMM. 1145 01:13:25,280 --> 01:13:26,280 AAH! 1146 01:13:30,290 --> 01:13:31,290 AAH! 1147 01:13:59,820 --> 01:14:02,320 PLEASE JUST DON'T BITE ME. 1148 01:14:03,320 --> 01:14:04,820 WAIT A MINUTE. 1149 01:14:04,820 --> 01:14:05,820 AAH! 1150 01:14:33,850 --> 01:14:35,850 AH... 1151 01:14:35,850 --> 01:14:36,850 AH... 1152 01:14:37,360 --> 01:14:38,870 CHOO! 1153 01:15:04,380 --> 01:15:05,880 HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 1154 01:16:13,450 --> 01:16:14,950 AH, OK. 1155 01:16:19,460 --> 01:16:21,460 OK, OK. 1156 01:16:49,490 --> 01:16:50,990 AAH! 1157 01:17:11,010 --> 01:17:12,010 AAH! 1158 01:17:12,010 --> 01:17:13,010 AAH! 1159 01:17:31,030 --> 01:17:31,530 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1160 01:17:32,030 --> 01:17:32,530 YES. 1161 01:17:33,030 --> 01:17:34,030 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! 1162 01:17:36,540 --> 01:17:37,540 AAH! 1163 01:17:37,540 --> 01:17:38,550 WHAT IS THAT? AAH! 1164 01:17:38,540 --> 01:17:40,040 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. HE'S WITH ME. 1165 01:17:40,040 --> 01:17:42,040 HE'S NOT ONE OF THEM. 1166 01:17:48,050 --> 01:17:50,050 WHAT'S WRONG? WHY ISN'T THE CAR STARTING? 1167 01:17:50,050 --> 01:17:51,550 ALL RIGHT, 1168 01:17:51,550 --> 01:17:53,050 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE A RUN FOR IT, OK? 1169 01:17:53,050 --> 01:17:56,050 1, 2, 3! 1170 01:18:31,090 --> 01:18:33,090 THEY'VE BEEN HERE, TOO. 1171 01:18:33,090 --> 01:18:34,090 BILLY, WHAT ARE THESE THINGS? 1172 01:18:34,090 --> 01:18:35,590 WHERE DO THEY COME FROM? 1173 01:18:37,600 --> 01:18:39,110 THEY'RE GREMLINS, KATE... 1174 01:18:40,600 --> 01:18:43,100 JUST LIKE MR. FUTTERMAN SAID. 1175 01:18:49,110 --> 01:18:50,610 NOW I HAVE ANOTHER REASON 1176 01:18:50,610 --> 01:18:53,110 TO HATE CHRISTMAS. 1177 01:18:53,110 --> 01:18:54,610 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1178 01:18:54,610 --> 01:18:57,610 THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME 1179 01:18:57,620 --> 01:18:59,630 WAS ON CHRISTMAS. 1180 01:18:59,620 --> 01:19:03,120 GOD, IT WAS SO HORRIBLE. 1181 01:19:06,630 --> 01:19:09,140 IT WAS CHRISTMAS EVE. 1182 01:19:09,130 --> 01:19:11,630 I WAS 9 YEARS OLD. 1183 01:19:11,630 --> 01:19:14,630 ME AND MOM WERE DECORATING THE TREE, 1184 01:19:14,630 --> 01:19:19,140 WAITING FOR DAD TO COME HOME FROM WORK. 1185 01:19:19,140 --> 01:19:20,640 A COUPLE HOURS WENT BY. 1186 01:19:21,140 --> 01:19:23,640 DAD WASN'T HOME. 1187 01:19:23,640 --> 01:19:26,140 MOM CALLED THE OFFICE. NO ANSWER. 1188 01:19:27,150 --> 01:19:29,660 CHRISTMAS DAY CAME AND WENT, 1189 01:19:29,650 --> 01:19:32,650 AND STILL NOTHING. 1190 01:19:33,650 --> 01:19:36,150 SO THE POLICE BEGAN A SEARCH. 1191 01:19:36,150 --> 01:19:39,160 4 OR 5 DAYS WENT BY. 1192 01:19:39,160 --> 01:19:42,660 NEITHER ONE OF US COULD EAT OR SLEEP. 1193 01:19:42,660 --> 01:19:45,160 EVERYTHING WAS FALLING APART. 1194 01:19:46,160 --> 01:19:48,670 IT WAS SNOWING OUTSIDE. 1195 01:19:48,670 --> 01:19:50,670 THE HOUSE WAS FREEZING, 1196 01:19:50,670 --> 01:19:53,670 SO I WENT TO TRY TO LIGHT UP THE FIRE. 1197 01:19:53,670 --> 01:19:56,170 AND THAT'S WHEN I NOTICED THE SMELL. 1198 01:20:00,180 --> 01:20:01,180 THE FIREMEN CAME, 1199 01:20:01,680 --> 01:20:03,180 BROKE THROUGH THE CHIMNEY TOP. 1200 01:20:03,180 --> 01:20:04,180 AND ME AND MOM WERE EXPECTING THEM 1201 01:20:04,680 --> 01:20:07,680 TO PULL OUT A DEAD CAT OR BIRD. 1202 01:20:07,690 --> 01:20:11,200 AND INSTEAD, THEY PULLED OUT MY FATHER. 1203 01:20:14,690 --> 01:20:18,200 HE WAS DRESSED IN A SANTA CLAUS SUIT. 1204 01:20:18,700 --> 01:20:20,700 HE'D BEEN CLIMBING DOWN THE CHIMNEY 1205 01:20:20,700 --> 01:20:21,700 ON CHRISTMAS EVE, 1206 01:20:22,200 --> 01:20:24,200 HIS ARMS LOADED WITH PRESENTS. 1207 01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:28,210 HE WAS GOING TO SURPRISE US. 1208 01:20:28,710 --> 01:20:30,710 HE SLIPPED AND BROKE HIS NECK. 1209 01:20:30,710 --> 01:20:32,710 DIED INSTANTLY. 1210 01:20:37,220 --> 01:20:38,230 AND THAT'S HOW I FOUND OUT 1211 01:20:38,220 --> 01:20:39,720 THAT THERE WAS NO SANTA CLAUS. 1212 01:20:43,720 --> 01:20:44,720 DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT SMOKE. 1213 01:20:44,720 --> 01:20:47,220 IT WILL STOP. IT'S GUARANTEED. 1214 01:20:58,240 --> 01:21:00,240 BARNEY, SHUT UP. DON'T START WITH ME. 1215 01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:02,240 I'VE GOT A LONG WAY TO GO, I GOT MY-- 1216 01:21:59,000 --> 01:22:01,000 WHERE DID THEY ALL GO? 1217 01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:02,500 IT'LL BE LIGHT SOON. 1218 01:22:02,500 --> 01:22:05,500 I BET THEY'RE ALL TOGETHER SOMEPLACE DARK. 1219 01:22:13,510 --> 01:22:15,010 Gizmo: MOGWAI. 1220 01:22:25,020 --> 01:22:26,520 SHH, GIZMO. 1221 01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:43,540 YUM, YUM, YUM. 1222 01:22:45,040 --> 01:22:46,540 THEY'RE INSIDE. 1223 01:22:46,540 --> 01:22:48,550 ALL OF THEM? 1224 01:22:54,550 --> 01:22:56,550 MILK DUDS. 1225 01:23:33,090 --> 01:23:37,090 ♪ HI HO ♪ 1226 01:23:37,100 --> 01:23:40,110 ♪ HI HO ♪ 1227 01:23:40,100 --> 01:23:45,100 ♪ HI HO ♪ 1228 01:23:45,100 --> 01:23:46,100 ♪ HI HO ♪ 1229 01:23:46,100 --> 01:23:47,100 ♪ HI HO ♪ 1230 01:23:47,110 --> 01:23:49,620 ♪ IT'S OFF TO WORK WE GO ♪ 1231 01:23:52,610 --> 01:23:53,610 ♪ HI HO ♪ 1232 01:23:53,610 --> 01:23:54,610 ♪ HI HO ♪ 1233 01:23:54,610 --> 01:23:56,110 ♪ HI HO HI HO ♪ 1234 01:23:56,110 --> 01:23:57,610 ♪ IT'S OFF TO WORK ♪ 1235 01:23:57,620 --> 01:23:59,130 ♪ HI HO ♪ 1236 01:23:59,120 --> 01:24:01,620 ♪ HI HO ♪ 1237 01:24:01,620 --> 01:24:03,120 ♪ DOWN, DOWN, DOWN ♪ 1238 01:24:03,120 --> 01:24:04,120 ♪ HI HO ♪ 1239 01:24:04,120 --> 01:24:05,120 ♪ HI HO ♪ 1240 01:24:05,120 --> 01:24:07,120 ♪ IT'S OFF TO WORK WE GO ♪ 1241 01:24:17,640 --> 01:24:19,650 WHAT ARE THEY DOING? 1242 01:24:20,640 --> 01:24:23,140 THEY'RE WATCHING SNOW WHITE. 1243 01:24:23,140 --> 01:24:25,140 AND THEY LOVE IT. 1244 01:24:28,650 --> 01:24:30,150 YIPPEE! 1245 01:24:32,650 --> 01:24:34,650 WHERE'S THE BOILER ROOM? 1246 01:24:34,650 --> 01:24:37,650 IT'S IN THE BACK OF THE THEATER. 1247 01:24:37,660 --> 01:24:38,670 HI HO! 1248 01:24:38,660 --> 01:24:40,660 ♪ HI HO ♪ 1249 01:24:50,170 --> 01:24:51,170 DOWN THERE. 1250 01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:02,680 MILK DUDS. 1251 01:25:07,690 --> 01:25:09,200 BAMBI! 1252 01:25:14,690 --> 01:25:16,690 YUM. 1253 01:25:23,700 --> 01:25:25,700 WOW. 1254 01:25:25,700 --> 01:25:28,710 YUM, YUM. 1255 01:25:39,220 --> 01:25:40,220 COVER YOUR MOUTH. 1256 01:25:40,220 --> 01:25:42,220 DON'T BREATHE ANY GAS. 1257 01:25:52,730 --> 01:25:54,730 Gizmo: UH-OH. 1258 01:25:54,730 --> 01:25:56,230 RUN. 1259 01:25:56,230 --> 01:25:58,230 BILLY? 1260 01:25:58,240 --> 01:25:59,750 GO. 1261 01:26:22,760 --> 01:26:24,760 BILLY? 1262 01:26:40,780 --> 01:26:41,780 AAH! 1263 01:26:41,780 --> 01:26:42,780 BILLY! 1264 01:26:44,780 --> 01:26:45,780 HURRY UP! 1265 01:26:45,780 --> 01:26:47,280 OK. 1266 01:26:47,290 --> 01:26:48,290 WATCH OUT. 1267 01:26:50,790 --> 01:26:52,790 COME ON! 1268 01:27:29,960 --> 01:27:30,960 Gizmo: OH, LOOK. 1269 01:27:31,460 --> 01:27:34,960 BILLY, IN THE DEPARTMENT STORE. 1270 01:27:35,970 --> 01:27:37,470 OH, STRIPE. 1271 01:27:38,970 --> 01:27:40,470 Stripe: KILL. 1272 01:28:06,000 --> 01:28:09,000 THAT'S STRIPE. HE'S THE LEADER. 1273 01:28:11,000 --> 01:28:16,010 IF HE GETS TO WATER, IT'LL START ALL OVER AGAIN. 1274 01:28:21,010 --> 01:28:23,510 YUM, YUM, YUM. 1275 01:28:31,520 --> 01:28:33,020 TAKE GIZ, GO BACK, 1276 01:28:33,020 --> 01:28:36,030 AND TRY AND FIND SOME KIND OF LIGHT SWITCH. 1277 01:28:48,040 --> 01:28:49,540 CAREFUL, BILLY. 1278 01:29:25,080 --> 01:29:26,090 AAH! 1279 01:29:30,080 --> 01:29:34,580 BILLY. 1280 01:30:02,610 --> 01:30:04,110 RIGHT NOW IN OUR GARDEN CENTER 1281 01:30:04,120 --> 01:30:07,130 BUY A FINE IMPORTED MIKADO SNOWPLOW, 1282 01:30:07,120 --> 01:30:12,120 REGULARLY $1,500, NOW ONLY $1,198. 1283 01:30:27,640 --> 01:30:28,640 ATTENTION, CHRISTMAS SHOPPERS, 1284 01:30:29,140 --> 01:30:30,640 SATURDAY MORNING AT 8:30 1285 01:30:31,140 --> 01:30:33,140 WE'LL HAVE SANTA CLAUS FOR ALL THE KIDDIES. 1286 01:30:33,140 --> 01:30:36,150 THAT'S RIGHT. SANTA CLAUS IN PERSON. 1287 01:30:52,660 --> 01:30:54,160 ATTENTION, CHRISTMAS SHOPPERS... 1288 01:31:17,190 --> 01:31:20,190 ON SALE THIS WEEK FOR ONLY $75... 1289 01:32:16,250 --> 01:32:17,250 AH. 1290 01:32:17,250 --> 01:32:18,750 RIDE BIKE. 1291 01:32:25,760 --> 01:32:28,260 BYE-BYE. 1292 01:33:26,020 --> 01:33:29,020 IT TAKES A CERTAIN KIND OF GUY. 1293 01:33:29,020 --> 01:33:32,520 AND THAT GUY NEEDS A CERTAIN KIND OF DAME. 1294 01:34:22,570 --> 01:34:24,570 LOOKY NOW. 1295 01:34:26,580 --> 01:34:29,580 WATER. 1296 01:34:32,080 --> 01:34:33,080 GUN? 1297 01:34:33,080 --> 01:34:34,580 Radio: HEY, GANG, 1298 01:34:34,590 --> 01:34:37,100 IT'S BEEN A ROUGH NIGHT FOR ROCKIN' RICKY, 1299 01:34:37,090 --> 01:34:39,090 BUT HE'S STILL ON THE AIR. 1300 01:34:43,090 --> 01:34:45,090 BARNEY, BARNEY! 1301 01:34:45,100 --> 01:34:47,110 ...WE'RE GONNA TURN THE HOSES ON THEM! 1302 01:35:29,970 --> 01:35:32,480 BILLY... 1303 01:35:32,980 --> 01:35:34,980 DIE! 1304 01:36:20,520 --> 01:36:22,530 Stripe: GIZMO. 1305 01:36:26,030 --> 01:36:29,030 GIZMO, POW, POW! 1306 01:36:29,030 --> 01:36:31,530 BRIGHT LIGHT! BRIGHT LIGHT! 1307 01:37:09,570 --> 01:37:13,080 Rand: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 1308 01:37:22,090 --> 01:37:23,100 GIZ. 1309 01:37:24,590 --> 01:37:25,590 DAD, YOUR SCARF. 1310 01:38:28,950 --> 01:38:32,960 WE SWITCH YOU TO THE SCENE OF THE CHRISTMAS EVE RIOT. 1311 01:38:34,960 --> 01:38:39,460 THIS IS LEW LANDERS, WDHB's ACTION CENTRAL NEWS, 1312 01:38:39,460 --> 01:38:41,460 AT THE SITE OF DORRY'S TAVERN, 1313 01:38:41,470 --> 01:38:43,480 OR WHAT USED TO BE DORRY'S TAVERN 1314 01:38:43,470 --> 01:38:44,970 IN KINGSTON FALLS, 1315 01:38:44,970 --> 01:38:47,970 WHERE OFFICIALS ARE NOW BLAMING MASS HYSTERIA 1316 01:38:48,470 --> 01:38:49,970 FOR THE ESCALATING SERIES 1317 01:38:49,970 --> 01:38:52,980 OF UNEXPLAINED ACCIDENTS, FIRES, AND EXPLOSIONS 1318 01:38:53,480 --> 01:38:55,480 THAT ROCKED THIS ONCE-PEACEFUL TOWN 1319 01:38:55,480 --> 01:38:57,480 ON CHRISTMAS EVE. 1320 01:38:57,480 --> 01:38:59,980 THE BIZARRE DEMISE OF MRS. RUBY DEAGLE, 1321 01:39:00,480 --> 01:39:02,990 WIDOW OF CONVICTED STOCK SWINDLER DONALD DEAGLE, 1322 01:39:02,990 --> 01:39:04,990 SEEMS TO SPELL AN END TO THE CONTROVERSIAL... 1323 01:39:04,990 --> 01:39:06,490 DON'T CHEW THAT. 1324 01:39:06,490 --> 01:39:07,990 DON'T CHEW. 1325 01:39:10,990 --> 01:39:14,500 I BET HE'D LIKE SOME CHICKEN SOUP. 1326 01:39:14,500 --> 01:39:16,000 OH! 1327 01:39:19,000 --> 01:39:21,000 HONEY, THIS IS THE GENTLEMAN 1328 01:39:21,000 --> 01:39:24,010 WHO SOLD ME THE MOGWAI. 1329 01:39:24,010 --> 01:39:27,510 SOLD. AN INTERESTING CHOICE OF WORDS. 1330 01:39:31,520 --> 01:39:33,030 CONFLICTING EYEWITNESS REPORTS 1331 01:39:33,020 --> 01:39:35,520 CONCERNING LITTLE GREEN MEN. 1332 01:39:37,520 --> 01:39:41,520 YOU TEACH HIM TO WATCH TELEVISION? 1333 01:39:41,530 --> 01:39:43,040 AI-YAH. 1334 01:39:43,530 --> 01:39:44,530 I... 1335 01:39:44,530 --> 01:39:46,030 OH, NO. 1336 01:39:46,030 --> 01:39:47,530 Gizmo: BYE-BYE. 1337 01:39:47,530 --> 01:39:49,030 THERE WAS, I BELIEVE, A BOX? 1338 01:39:49,030 --> 01:39:50,530 OH. 1339 01:39:59,540 --> 01:40:00,540 DAD? 1340 01:40:11,560 --> 01:40:13,070 RAND, YOUR SCARF. 1341 01:40:15,060 --> 01:40:16,060 I WARNED YOU. 1342 01:40:16,560 --> 01:40:20,060 WITH MOGWAI COMES MUCH RESPONSIBILITY, 1343 01:40:20,060 --> 01:40:22,060 BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN. 1344 01:40:22,070 --> 01:40:24,580 AND YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 1345 01:40:25,070 --> 01:40:26,570 I DIDN'T MEAN IT. 1346 01:40:26,570 --> 01:40:28,070 YOU DO WITH MOGWAI 1347 01:40:28,070 --> 01:40:30,070 WHAT YOUR SOCIETY 1348 01:40:30,070 --> 01:40:34,080 HAS DONE WITH ALL OF NATURE'S GIFTS. 1349 01:40:34,080 --> 01:40:36,580 YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND. 1350 01:40:39,080 --> 01:40:40,580 YOU ARE NOT READY. 1351 01:40:51,090 --> 01:40:52,090 Gizmo: BA-BA. 1352 01:40:52,100 --> 01:40:53,610 YES? 1353 01:40:56,100 --> 01:40:59,100 HE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU. 1354 01:41:05,610 --> 01:41:06,610 YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAYS 1355 01:41:07,110 --> 01:41:08,110 WHEN HE SPEAKS TO YOU? 1356 01:41:08,110 --> 01:41:11,610 TO HEAR, ONE HAS ONLY TO LISTEN. 1357 01:41:15,620 --> 01:41:17,120 BYE, BILLY. 1358 01:41:22,630 --> 01:41:26,640 PERHAPS SOMEDAY YOU MAY BE READY. 1359 01:41:26,630 --> 01:41:30,130 UNTIL THEN, MOGWAI WILL BE WAITING. 1360 01:41:32,640 --> 01:41:34,150 EXCUSE ME, SIR. 1361 01:41:34,140 --> 01:41:38,140 BEFORE YOU GO, I JUST-- I WANTED TO TELL YOU 1362 01:41:38,140 --> 01:41:41,640 THAT I AM TRULY SORRY FOR WHAT'S HAPPENED. 1363 01:41:41,650 --> 01:41:43,160 AND, UH, IF YOU WOULD ACCEPT IT, 1364 01:41:43,150 --> 01:41:46,150 I'D LIKE TO GIVE YOU THIS SMALL TOKEN. 1365 01:41:46,150 --> 01:41:48,650 THIS IS THE ONLY ONE. THERE'S ONE OTHER ONE. 1366 01:41:48,650 --> 01:41:50,150 BUT THIS IS AN INVENTION OF MINE. 1367 01:41:50,150 --> 01:41:52,150 SMOKELESS ASHTRAY. 1368 01:41:52,160 --> 01:41:53,170 HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? 1369 01:41:53,660 --> 01:41:56,160 MAN AT GAS STATION TRIED TO SELL ME. 1370 01:41:56,160 --> 01:41:59,160 LATEST WORD IN TECHNOLOGY. 1371 01:41:59,160 --> 01:42:01,660 VERY GENEROUS OF YOU. 1372 01:42:02,170 --> 01:42:05,180 I'M SURE IT WILL COME IN HANDY. 1373 01:42:12,540 --> 01:42:15,040 Gizmo: BYE-BYE, WOOF-WOOF. 1374 01:42:19,050 --> 01:42:20,050 MOGWAI. 1375 01:42:21,050 --> 01:42:23,050 ♪ HI HO, HI HO ♪ 1376 01:42:23,050 --> 01:42:25,050 ♪ IT'S OFF TO WORK WE GO ♪ 1377 01:42:32,060 --> 01:42:34,060 Reed: WELL, THAT'S THE STORY. 1378 01:42:34,060 --> 01:42:37,070 SO IF YOUR AIR CONDITIONER GOES ON THE FRITZ 1379 01:42:37,070 --> 01:42:39,070 OR YOUR WASHING MACHINE BLOWS UP 1380 01:42:39,070 --> 01:42:41,570 OR YOUR VIDEO RECORDER CONKS OUT, 1381 01:42:41,570 --> 01:42:44,570 BEFORE YOU CALL THE REPAIRMAN, 1382 01:42:44,570 --> 01:42:46,070 TURN ON ALL THE LIGHTS, 1383 01:42:46,080 --> 01:42:48,090 CHECK ALL THE CLOSETS AND CUPBOARDS, 1384 01:42:48,080 --> 01:42:50,080 LOOK UNDER ALL THE BEDS, 1385 01:42:50,080 --> 01:42:53,580 'CAUSE YOU NEVER CAN TELL. 1386 01:42:53,580 --> 01:42:56,590 THERE JUST MIGHT BE A GREMLIN IN YOUR HOUSE. 1387 01:43:40,130 --> 01:43:43,130 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. 1388 01:43:43,130 --> 01:43:46,130 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 82463