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Can I help you? What are you doing? I'm reading.
Obviously.
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Why are you like this? Like what? Don't you,
it's like an autistic weirdo. Like, you just
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read, it's on- Okay, I'm on this spectrum. You
don't need to like bully me about- What size
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font is that? It's my, like, it's my reader.
Like, it helps me read. Why do the letters
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look like that? Cause I have dyslexia. You-
oh my god.
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You're so mean, dude. That's fucked up. You're
the worst stepbrother ever. That's so mean.
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Why would you say that to me? You know I have
difficulty reading. I've been writing and reading
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this book for months. And now I finally got
this Kindle. This thing so I can read finally.
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You're such a fucking nerd, oh my god. Whatever.
I don't ever see you reading and reading makes
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people smart. So maybe you're just stupid. Reading's
for losers. I read stuff on my phone. I read
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like memes and shit, like a normal person. Yeah,
I mean memes. Yeah. Okay. Let's read into you.
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Whatever, whatever. How do you choose to educate
yourself about the world? By all means. We're
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on vacation. We're on vacation. You're not supposed
to be in your room like just reading your autism
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books like a fucking spurt. Dude, you're so
mean. I can choose to spend my trip however
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I want. Leave me alone. Leave me alone. Weirdo.
No, I'm not. You need to see, the problem is
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you weren't bullied. That's what's wrong. You
need to be bullied and. Are you thinking you're
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gonna be bullied? You think you're gonna be
bullied? Maybe you need to be bullied. Maybe
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you're the dumb one. Ever thought about that?
Get off me! Oh my god! You're starting to eat
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air!
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Leave me alone. Don't you have other things
to do? Listen, you know what this is called?
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Don't you have plans for tonight? What? I do
have plans because I'm a cool guy. I do cool
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shit. Oh, so cool. I'm trying to be a good step
brother and help you stop being such a ridiculous
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nerd all the time. What are you suggesting?
There's like a party tonight at the beach.
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I met like this cool dude named Ralph, and it's
gonna be like, they're gonna have like a bonfire
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thing, there's gonna be like tons of people
there, it's gonna be really cool. You need
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to like, I want you to come. Do you know these
people? No, I'm, yeah, they're my friends now.
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As of today? Yes, cause that's what like a cool
guy like me can do. I just go out and meet
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people, and I became friends with them and like.
I have like, I have like sex. Oh my God, you
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do not have sex. Yes I do. Like, you've seen
me with hot chicks before. No I haven't. I
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had sex. I literally have not. Cause you don't
do anything, you just stay in your room and
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read all the time. There is no way. You fucking
loser. Oh my God, you might have a small dick
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anyways. Like there's no way. You don't have
sex at all. Why are you lying to me? I have
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sex literally like all the time with like really
hot girls and my dick is really big. I'm just
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trying to- Your dick is big? You think your
dick is big? Compared to what? How would you
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know? How would you know? Tell me, tell me.
But, enlighten me. Just, common knowledge.
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Common knowledge? Angles tell me all the time,
they're like- I'm just looking at a bunch of
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people's winners. Yeah, girls tell you. Yeah,
girls tell me how big it is. I'm just saying
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like- How many girls have had sex with? If you,
I don't even know honestly, cause it's like,
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it just happens so much. It's like a normal
thing. Maybe it does happen for you a lot.
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And maybe that's because you're bad at it and
girls don't want to do it again with you. No,
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I have a point. I'm just trying, listen, I'm
just trying to be a good big brother and help
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you out. Like, instead of being jealous of me,
which is probably what you are, like, I am
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cool. Why would I be jealous of you? I'm cool
and have sex and stuff all the time. It's like
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you should hang out with me more and I'll help
you. Cause you're probably a virgin. Let's
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be honest, like I don't think- I'm not a virgin.
I'm pretty sure you've never had sex before.
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I have 100% had sex with very nice, very intelligent
guys. I don't think so. You don't think so?
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Well like- Show me your dick. What? You think
you're, you said your dick's big. Yeah? Show
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me. Let me do that. You think I'm so yeah autistic
well let me use my hyperfixation on facts about
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the world and analyze that your penis probably
fucking tiny Probably tiny I'm gonna show my
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boobs. All right, my dick is big. I'll show
you if you want. You're gonna show me. You
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think I'm fucking lying? Yeah, show me Let's
see
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Yeah, see? What's that? It's like, I gotta get
like hard. It's tiny. You can tell it gets
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like a lot bigger. How would I know? Probably
doesn't. That's probably how it is. I can't
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like, you know, like normally like, when I'm
with like a hot chick or whatever, it's like
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she's, you know, like starts sucking on it and
stuff and it gets like super hard. And then
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she's like, wants to have sex cause it's...
Wait, a girl is like fucking beanstalk or something?
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just what do you want me to do about it? listen
okay you're giving me a hard time like i could
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show you a picture on my phone like that should
prove it's big why do you have pictures ew
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what are you gonna send to girls? ew girls don't
like stuff like that like i don't know guys
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are like made to think that girls are into that
and like they're not girls ask me to see my
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dick they talk to me and they're like oh cool
send me a pic
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Alright, whatever. I highly doubt that. I'll
show it. Because I mean... You do have big
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balls. Well, thanks. I mean, it's like, you
can't, I mean, you're my sister, you can't
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like fucking make it hard. Because that'd be
weird. Really weird. I'm just looking at it
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from a purely clinical perspective. I mean,
I could like...
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I'm trying to jerk off, I guess. Yeah, just
do that. Yeah, just trying to jerk off, see
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what happens. I feel like nothing's happening.
It takes a minute. Am I just being impatient,
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or what? It takes a minute. Okay. God, and you're
like. Sorry, I'm trying my best.
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You could, you like squeeze my balls a little
bit. If you, that's not that weird, right?
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Not like that. What do you mean? Like, just
kind of like couple, like kind of like this.
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Is that doing anything? Yeah. Is it like a fucking
blood pressure cuff or something? I don't know.
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This is probably the first time you ever touched
balls. No, it's not. Have you ever had sex
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before? Yes. Do I know who it was? Kind of.
I've had sex before.
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I've done things with like my mouth for sure.
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Did you like spit on it?
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here on the... Yeah.
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You sure? Is it gonna be weird? No, it's cool.
I don't like telling anyone, right? No, I'm
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telling them.
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actually. Can I hold it? Yeah.
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I'm not an idiot, like I know how guys bodies
work, okay? I paid attention in that class.
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Honestly, if you want to get like all the way
hard, like...
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Can I just like show you my boobs or something?
Do you know what a blowjob is? You probably
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don't. Shut up. I'm gonna leave. Stop making
fun of me. I'm not. Even though it's like really
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easy to make fun of you. Look, see? Everyone
wants to make fun of the autistic girl. Just
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wait. Look, see? It's almost totally hard. It's
pretty big. Okay, I'm gonna go on the tip.
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like that. Yeah. Really? Do you even know what
a blowjob is? Yeah. No, that was not a blowjob.
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No, I was fucking with you. Obviously. Okay.
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You all right?
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Yes, my girls are hot. Surprise, surprise.
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So you've like, definitely like, done some sex
stuff before. I don't act so surprised. I am,
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I am. Please. I just like, I never see you do
anything. Well, yeah. Why would you have seen
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that?
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Lick your balls? Yeah.
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Freaky? Yeah, of course I am. Are you sure?
I don't know if you are. Why you freaky how?
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I don't know if you're like open to it. What?
Tell me. I think it's weird. It's something
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I'm like kind of into. What?
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Have you heard of like, Remington? Yeah. Are
you like, about it or? Yeah, I think it's a
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bit hot. Yeah? You don't do that. Yes I do.
I'm like so, I'm super into it. I'll show you.
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Yeah.
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I'm out.
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That's really, that's really hard.
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it.
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Okay, well, um, my assessment is that it's actually...
It's actually pretty big, I'm not gonna lie.
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See, I told you. Okay, well, I didn't think
you were gonna be right.
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I see your boobs. You wanna see my tits? Yeah,
let me see them. Oh my god. Come on. Let me
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do it. Okay.
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Oh.
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I thought you like stuffed your bra? No, oh
my god. You know what? People don't do that
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anymore. They don't? No.
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It's pretty nice. Good job.
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Let me see your ass. Let me see my butt. Yeah,
let me see it. Okay.
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Oh, fuck.
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Thanks.
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That's nice. You're like fucking, actually like
really hot. Yeah. For like a nerd. Again, don't
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act so surprised.
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I wanna stick it in. Can I stick it in? You're
gonna stick it in? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Okay.
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I guess. What are you gonna live for? Oh.
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You're bigger than me, oh my God. Ah.
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I'm
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Oh my God.
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This is crazy. Fuck. We should not be doing
this. No. There's no, there's no way. This
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honestly, that was your fault. It's my fault?
Why is it my fault? Because you're not like
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a pervert. Like you were secret pervert. Oh
my god. Okay, well the books are right are
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not like that crazy, okay? Yeah, they are. Were
you looking through my books or something?
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No.
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So what? I read the smut. Okay? Girl can read
what she wants. Yeah, I just figured she would.
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Yeah, well, why do you think I read all the
time?
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I'm so tired.
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Oh my god, fuck.
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Oh my God, oh, oh.
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Oh
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Yes, yes.
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I've had sex before.
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Oh my god enough with the insult enough with
the insult
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home
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Oh
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I'm going to go get some rest.
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Oh, fuck.
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How are you? Fuck. Oh my god, yes. Yes.
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Ah, sorry.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh my god, oh my god. Oh, oh, fuck, yes, fuck,
fuck.
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Mmm.
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Here, put your right here. Yeah, just lay back.
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Oh.
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So good at that.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yeah.
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I should have talked shit about you and then
he's talking shit about you. I wasn't talking
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shit.
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Okay, I guess I was a little bit. Yeah? I thought
so.
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What?
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you
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Mmm.
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It's hot.
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Oh
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh shit.
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What?
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All right.
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Thanks for watching! Fuck. Oh, you wanna die?
Yes, yes.
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Fuck yes.
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Oh, fuck. Oh, shit. Oh my god, sorry. Oh, fuck.
You're screwing on me. It's really hot. Okay.
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Has anyone done that before? Yeah. Fuck.
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Yes.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh my god, fuck, fuck.
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Thank you! Oh, fuck!
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Fuck. Yes. Oh shit. What?
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What? Yeah. Okay. Just, just like come at me.
Inside you? Yeah, inside me. Look, I called
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my sister, you crazy person. Oh my god. Don't
be a fucking pussy. It's fine. You sure? Yes,
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it's fine.
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Get him. Oh fuck. Yeah.
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Oh shit. Oh, I'm scared. Oh shit.
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Okay.
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Ah!
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Sounds like it.
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That was like really good. Yeah, fuck.
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sex freak. Yeah. I know. That's cool. Oh my
god. You better stop making fun of me. I'm
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not okay. We should go to this party. See I
told you I would do something exciting. Okay
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like. I don't want to go to this party. Okay
well we should like hang out more. Okay. Are
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you gonna leave me alone so I can read now?
Yeah.
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