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Can I help you? What are you doing? I'm reading. Obviously.

Why are you like this? Like what? Don't you, it's like an autistic weirdo. Like, you just

read, it's on- Okay, I'm on this spectrum. You don't need to like bully me about- What size

font is that? It's my, like, it's my reader. Like, it helps me read. Why do the letters

look like that? Cause I have dyslexia. You- oh my god.

You're so mean, dude. That's fucked up. You're the worst stepbrother ever. That's so mean.

Why would you say that to me? You know I have difficulty reading. I've been writing and reading

this book for months. And now I finally got this Kindle. This thing so I can read finally.

You're such a fucking nerd, oh my god. Whatever. I don't ever see you reading and reading makes

people smart. So maybe you're just stupid. Reading's for losers. I read stuff on my phone. I read

like memes and shit, like a normal person. Yeah, I mean memes. Yeah. Okay. Let's read into you.

Whatever, whatever. How do you choose to educate yourself about the world? By all means. We're

on vacation. We're on vacation. You're not supposed to be in your room like just reading your autism

books like a fucking spurt. Dude, you're so mean. I can choose to spend my trip however

I want. Leave me alone. Leave me alone. Weirdo. No, I'm not. You need to see, the problem is

you weren't bullied. That's what's wrong. You need to be bullied and. Are you thinking you're

gonna be bullied? You think you're gonna be bullied? Maybe you need to be bullied. Maybe

you're the dumb one. Ever thought about that? Get off me! Oh my god! You're starting to eat

air!

Leave me alone. Don't you have other things to do? Listen, you know what this is called?

Don't you have plans for tonight? What? I do have plans because I'm a cool guy. I do cool

shit. Oh, so cool. I'm trying to be a good step brother and help you stop being such a ridiculous

nerd all the time. What are you suggesting? There's like a party tonight at the beach.

I met like this cool dude named Ralph, and it's gonna be like, they're gonna have like a bonfire

thing, there's gonna be like tons of people there, it's gonna be really cool. You need

to like, I want you to come. Do you know these people? No, I'm, yeah, they're my friends now.

As of today? Yes, cause that's what like a cool guy like me can do. I just go out and meet

people, and I became friends with them and like. I have like, I have like sex. Oh my God, you

do not have sex. Yes I do. Like, you've seen me with hot chicks before. No I haven't. I

had sex. I literally have not. Cause you don't do anything, you just stay in your room and

read all the time. There is no way. You fucking loser. Oh my God, you might have a small dick

anyways. Like there's no way. You don't have sex at all. Why are you lying to me? I have

sex literally like all the time with like really hot girls and my dick is really big. I'm just

trying to- Your dick is big? You think your dick is big? Compared to what? How would you

know? How would you know? Tell me, tell me. But, enlighten me. Just, common knowledge.

Common knowledge? Angles tell me all the time, they're like- I'm just looking at a bunch of

people's winners. Yeah, girls tell you. Yeah, girls tell me how big it is. I'm just saying

like- How many girls have had sex with? If you, I don't even know honestly, cause it's like,

it just happens so much. It's like a normal thing. Maybe it does happen for you a lot.

And maybe that's because you're bad at it and girls don't want to do it again with you. No,

I have a point. I'm just trying, listen, I'm just trying to be a good big brother and help

you out. Like, instead of being jealous of me, which is probably what you are, like, I am

cool. Why would I be jealous of you? I'm cool and have sex and stuff all the time. It's like

you should hang out with me more and I'll help you. Cause you're probably a virgin. Let's

be honest, like I don't think- I'm not a virgin. I'm pretty sure you've never had sex before.

I have 100% had sex with very nice, very intelligent guys. I don't think so. You don't think so?

Well like- Show me your dick. What? You think you're, you said your dick's big. Yeah? Show

me. Let me do that. You think I'm so yeah autistic well let me use my hyperfixation on facts about

the world and analyze that your penis probably fucking tiny Probably tiny I'm gonna show my

boobs. All right, my dick is big. I'll show you if you want. You're gonna show me. You

think I'm fucking lying? Yeah, show me Let's see

Yeah, see? What's that? It's like, I gotta get like hard. It's tiny. You can tell it gets

like a lot bigger. How would I know? Probably doesn't. That's probably how it is. I can't

like, you know, like normally like, when I'm with like a hot chick or whatever, it's like

she's, you know, like starts sucking on it and stuff and it gets like super hard. And then

she's like, wants to have sex cause it's... Wait, a girl is like fucking beanstalk or something?

just what do you want me to do about it? listen okay you're giving me a hard time like i could

show you a picture on my phone like that should prove it's big why do you have pictures ew

what are you gonna send to girls? ew girls don't like stuff like that like i don't know guys

are like made to think that girls are into that and like they're not girls ask me to see my

dick they talk to me and they're like oh cool send me a pic

Alright, whatever. I highly doubt that. I'll show it. Because I mean... You do have big

balls. Well, thanks. I mean, it's like, you can't, I mean, you're my sister, you can't

like fucking make it hard. Because that'd be weird. Really weird. I'm just looking at it

from a purely clinical perspective. I mean, I could like...

I'm trying to jerk off, I guess. Yeah, just do that. Yeah, just trying to jerk off, see

what happens. I feel like nothing's happening. It takes a minute. Am I just being impatient,

or what? It takes a minute. Okay. God, and you're like. Sorry, I'm trying my best.

You could, you like squeeze my balls a little bit. If you, that's not that weird, right?

Not like that. What do you mean? Like, just kind of like couple, like kind of like this.

Is that doing anything? Yeah. Is it like a fucking blood pressure cuff or something? I don't know.

This is probably the first time you ever touched balls. No, it's not. Have you ever had sex

before? Yes. Do I know who it was? Kind of. I've had sex before.

I've done things with like my mouth for sure.

Did you like spit on it?

here on the... Yeah.

You sure? Is it gonna be weird? No, it's cool. I don't like telling anyone, right? No, I'm

telling them.

actually. Can I hold it? Yeah.

I'm not an idiot, like I know how guys bodies work, okay? I paid attention in that class.

Honestly, if you want to get like all the way hard, like...

Can I just like show you my boobs or something? Do you know what a blowjob is? You probably

don't. Shut up. I'm gonna leave. Stop making fun of me. I'm not. Even though it's like really

easy to make fun of you. Look, see? Everyone wants to make fun of the autistic girl. Just

wait. Look, see? It's almost totally hard. It's pretty big. Okay, I'm gonna go on the tip.

like that. Yeah. Really? Do you even know what a blowjob is? Yeah. No, that was not a blowjob.

No, I was fucking with you. Obviously. Okay.

You all right?

Yes, my girls are hot. Surprise, surprise.

So you've like, definitely like, done some sex stuff before. I don't act so surprised. I am,

I am. Please. I just like, I never see you do anything. Well, yeah. Why would you have seen

that?

Lick your balls? Yeah.

Freaky? Yeah, of course I am. Are you sure? I don't know if you are. Why you freaky how?

I don't know if you're like open to it. What? Tell me. I think it's weird. It's something

I'm like kind of into. What?

Have you heard of like, Remington? Yeah. Are you like, about it or? Yeah, I think it's a

bit hot. Yeah? You don't do that. Yes I do. I'm like so, I'm super into it. I'll show you.

Yeah.

I'm out.

That's really, that's really hard.

it.

Okay, well, um, my assessment is that it's actually... It's actually pretty big, I'm not gonna lie.

See, I told you. Okay, well, I didn't think you were gonna be right.

I see your boobs. You wanna see my tits? Yeah, let me see them. Oh my god. Come on. Let me

do it. Okay.

Oh.

I thought you like stuffed your bra? No, oh my god. You know what? People don't do that

anymore. They don't? No.

It's pretty nice. Good job.

Let me see your ass. Let me see my butt. Yeah, let me see it. Okay.

Oh, fuck.

Thanks.

That's nice. You're like fucking, actually like really hot. Yeah. For like a nerd. Again, don't

act so surprised.

I wanna stick it in. Can I stick it in? You're gonna stick it in? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Okay.

I guess. What are you gonna live for? Oh.

You're bigger than me, oh my God. Ah.

I'm

Oh my God.

This is crazy. Fuck. We should not be doing this. No. There's no, there's no way. This

honestly, that was your fault. It's my fault? Why is it my fault? Because you're not like

a pervert. Like you were secret pervert. Oh my god. Okay, well the books are right are

not like that crazy, okay? Yeah, they are. Were you looking through my books or something?

No.

So what? I read the smut. Okay? Girl can read what she wants. Yeah, I just figured she would.

Yeah, well, why do you think I read all the time?

I'm so tired.

Oh my god, fuck.

Oh my God, oh, oh.

Oh

Yes, yes.

I've had sex before.

Oh my god enough with the insult enough with the insult

home

Oh

I'm going to go get some rest.

Oh, fuck.

How are you? Fuck. Oh my god, yes. Yes.

Ah, sorry.

Oh, yes.

Oh my god, oh my god. Oh, oh, fuck, yes, fuck, fuck.

Mmm.

Here, put your right here. Yeah, just lay back.

Oh.

So good at that.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

I should have talked shit about you and then he's talking shit about you. I wasn't talking

shit.

Okay, I guess I was a little bit. Yeah? I thought so.

What?

you

Mmm.

It's hot.

Oh

Oh, yeah.

Oh shit.

What?

All right.

Thanks for watching! Fuck. Oh, you wanna die? Yes, yes.

Fuck yes.

Oh, fuck. Oh, shit. Oh my god, sorry. Oh, fuck. You're screwing on me. It's really hot. Okay.

Has anyone done that before? Yeah. Fuck.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god, fuck, fuck.

Thank you! Oh, fuck!

Fuck. Yes. Oh shit. What?

What? Yeah. Okay. Just, just like come at me. Inside you? Yeah, inside me. Look, I called

my sister, you crazy person. Oh my god. Don't be a fucking pussy. It's fine. You sure? Yes,

it's fine.

Get him. Oh fuck. Yeah.

Oh shit. Oh, I'm scared. Oh shit.

Okay.

Ah!

Sounds like it.

That was like really good. Yeah, fuck.

sex freak. Yeah. I know. That's cool. Oh my god. You better stop making fun of me. I'm

not okay. We should go to this party. See I told you I would do something exciting. Okay

like. I don't want to go to this party. Okay well we should like hang out more. Okay. Are

you gonna leave me alone so I can read now? Yeah.