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- Peter Parker. Are you Spider-Man?
- No!
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- For the Godzillionth time, no.
- That guy in black said different.
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You mean the guy calling
himself Venom?
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Does that name inspire trust?
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Then how is it you're the only
photographer getting pictures...
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...of the web-slinger in action?
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Look, he rings my cell to tip me off
when he's about to fight a baddie.
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- Guy's kind of a glory hound.
- I knew it!
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I knew that headline hog
was using me for free publicity!
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But a buck's a buck.
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So, Lee, interview everyone
that wall-crawling weasel's ever met.
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Heck, interview everyone,
Parker's ever met!
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- I'm on it.
- Wait.
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- You can't really think--
- Go home, Peter.
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Get a good night's sleep.
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With my world about to end?
Sure.
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- Well?
- He's a kid, not Spider-Man.
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Yeah. But just in case...
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We're ready to run with this.
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You were one of the first individuals
rescued by the Spider-Man.
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And Peter Parker
is a friend of your son's.
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Any chance Pete and Spidey
are one and the same?
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No.
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Pete.
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A Bugle reporter asked
my dad if you're Spider-Man.
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- Come on, what's that about?
- Nothing!
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I mean, no idea.
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Sha Shan. Hey.
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Wait up!
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Really, Flash, there's no point.
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I'm not going outwith you.
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Yo! Mr. Devereaux!
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Yo.
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Okay, so you didn't cast me
in the school play. No hard feelings.
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But guy to guy, a part would really
get me in good with a certain girl, see'?
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I see.
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Unfortunately, I'm directing a play,
not managing a dating service.
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If this special seminar
teaches you kids anything...
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...at least you'll
learn the importance...
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...of keeping your personal
information private.
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Yes, Mr. Brown? A question?
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Guess it will have to wait
till next week.
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Peter Parker? Spider-Man?
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- That's...
- You have got to be kidding.
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Although, it would
explain a few things.
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- Like when--
- You don't mean--
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- And what about--?
- That's pretty far-fetched.
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- And yet, no comment.
- No comment.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
the prodigal son returns.
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Eddie?
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- Great to see you again.
- Where have you been, mister?
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Took some downtime
after the downsizing.
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Eddie, what really happened?
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You were right behind me
when that monster grabbed me.
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- I was afraid you--
- Why don't we catch up over coffee...
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-...just the two of us.
- No.
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I mean,
Gwen and I promised to meet...
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...Harry and Liz
at the Silver Spoon, like, now.
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Rain check then.
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Don't suppose
you'd like your job back?
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You kidding? Just give us a minute.
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Been so missing my bro.
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We're quite unimpressed
with the Bugle.
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They haven't run
our big scoop yet, so...
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I don't really care what impresses
you these days, bro.
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But you will.
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- So bus or subway--
- There he is.
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- Hey, smile, Spidey.
- Is it true?
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- Are you Spider-Man?
- Hey, sling us a web, Pete.
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They think you're Spider-Man?
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- I'm sorry.
- Can you prove you're not Spidey?
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He)', Spidey, that your girl?
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Yo, babe, what's it
like kissing a freak?
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- Let go of me.
- Back off.
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Hey, come on.
Just a few more shots.
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This way.
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Hey, we might catch
him webbing away.
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Hey! Where'd they go?
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- I know they came this way.
- Keep looking.
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They can't have gotten far.
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Hey, does Spidey do invisible?
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Maybe they went
in the student store.
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- Yeah.
- Or the swim gym.
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Hello? Hey, Harry.
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Liz is there too?
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Yeah, sure, sure,
we'll be there in a few minutes.
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Bye.
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I think they're gone.
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But given the circumstances,
I'd better pass on the Spoon.
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Tell Liz that I'm sorry.
And Harry.
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Yeah, me too. I mean, I will.
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Bro, I get why you're doing
this to me...
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...but don't you get how many
other people you'll hurt?
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We know exactly how many people
your secrets will hurt.
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And we can't wait to watch them
all turn against you.
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- Who are you?
- How many Spideys are there?
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- What are you doing to him?
- Call us Venom.
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And all we want is to take off
Spider-Man's mask.
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Is your nephew Spider-Man?
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Am I being punked?
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- And now, the moment of truth.
- Sure.
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What say we get a close-up?
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That proves it.
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If he wasn't Parker,
would he resist this much?
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Hey, the creep's got a point.
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- Yeah, show us your face.
- Prove you're not Parker.
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Come on.
Just because I'm not Parker...
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...doesn't mean I'll reveal who I am.
It's called a secret identity.
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Besides, Smiley here's
a half-alien Symbiote!
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You can't trust those things.
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The spider doth protest
too much, we thinks.
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Whoops, too hard.
But stay tuned.
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We'll be right back
with the unmasking!
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All right, all right,
leave the boy alone.
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There he is.
Do you think he's really Spidey?
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No, I do not.
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Perfect. Like you never left.
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Good to be home.
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Look, I've known Puny Parker
since nursery school.
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Man, the dweeb spent sophomore year
stuffed in his locker.
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Several students saw him
in a Spider-Man costume.
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At the Halloween carnival.
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And he looked like a geek
in footie pajamas!
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Anyone can suit up
and pretend to be Spidey.
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And I can prove it.
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Hey, news losers. Here I am.
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- There he is.
- What's with the crutches?
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Maybe that Venom injured him.
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I'm ready to reveal
my true identity as...
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Not Parker.
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Hey, hey.
web-head walking here.
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- You thinking what I'm thinking?
- Yeah. Spidey's gimped up.
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We'll never have a better chance
to take him down.
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Every time I swear
I'm not Spidey...
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...I'm lying to people
I care about.
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00:10:06,482 --> 00:10:09,527
Maybe I should just admit the truth.
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You've fought Spidey.
Any insight on his identity?
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Nah, but I hope the Parker kid
is Spider-Man.
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Believe me, every guy in the joint
would know what to do with that info.
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Back off!
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Should've stood in bed,
web-stinker.
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Web-stinker? Really?
That's your A material?
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This guy's a fake.
That's the real Spidey.
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The brains of the outfit.
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Hold this for me, genius.
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Hey!
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Man.
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See? Anyone can pretend
to be Spidey...
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...and you guys will eat it up.
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But there's only one genuine article.
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- You mean Peter Parker?
- Yeah. No! This guy!
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He's my biggest fan.
Which is sad, really.
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We'll show you sad.
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A sad little masked superhero...
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...soon to have no mask
and no super.
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Recognise this? Gene cleanser.
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After your identity's revealed,
we'll pour it down your throat.
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Then we'll sit back and laugh...
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...while all your enemies
attack Peter Parker.
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Leaving you powerless
to defend yourself...
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...or the ones you love.
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So they tell me you and Pete
go way back.
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Yeah, we're like brothers.
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Should've seen it sooner,
Peter Parker is Spider-Man.
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This is gold.
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What are those supposed to do?
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- Well, they're supposed to hurt.
- Right idea. Wrong calibre.
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No.
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Well, well.
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All our favourite playthings
are here.
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- One word, evacuate!
- Move along, girls.
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Now, Miss Stacy.
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Tasty.
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Proceed quickly.
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You really think you can hurt
us with that?
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Kind of.
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That was unpleasant.
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Oh, great. Now he's mad.
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Thanks. I'll get out of your way now.
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You never could score a basket
to save your life.
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Just not used to being the ball.
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Stupid reporters still think
Puny Parker's Spidey.
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Open wide.
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Don't be a baby.
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It's time to take your medicine.
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Hey, dufus!
You got the wrong spider!
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Please, you're not fooling--
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- Thanks. You did good. Now, book.
- Right. Booking.
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We'll take that cleanser now.
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Whatever you say, bro.
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No!
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You can't reject me now.
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Don't leave me.
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It got away.
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Help me get it back. Please!
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Eddie, Eddie, it's over.
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You're free. You can stop this.
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- Stop hating.
- Can't.
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It only loves me for the hate.
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It'll come back.
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You'll see. We're Venom!
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- And we'll destroy Spider-Man yet!
- Brock's lost it.
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Venom's like twice his size.
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Hey, did I mention...
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...I received a personal thank you
from Spidey himself?
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- You mean, Pete?
- Yeah. No.
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Mr. Thompson.
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I was having a spot of tea
in the faculty lounge...
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...when who should appear
on the telly...
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...but a young man in a spidery
sort of costume and crutches.
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- Yeah?
- I had no idea...
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...you had such hidden talents.
So I have reconsidered your request.
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I'd like to offer you the part
of Nick Bottom in our play.
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Nick? He's the hero, right?
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Oh, he's quite essential, to be sure.
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Coach, you got yourself a star.
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So maybe now, we can score
some private rehearsal time.
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I don't think you'll be needing
much rehearsal.
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You just agreed to play Nick Bottom
in A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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Trust me, you have that role nailed.
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You know I do.
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We're missing
a vial of gene cleanser.
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I feel I have no choice.
Security has been...
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Well, abysmal under your watch.
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I'm asking the university board...
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...to turn over day-to-day
management of the lab to me.
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But Curt built this lab.
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- You can't--
- I'm sorry. But I can.
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I just have two questions
for you, Betty.
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Do you think Peter Parker
is Spider-Man?
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And would you go outwith me
Saturday night?
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Lee! You've got
exactly eight seconds...
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...to show me what you've got
on the web-head!
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So that Thompson kid told me about
Pete being at the Halloween carnival.
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So I dug up the security footage.
Okay, pause.
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This is where the rumor
must have started...
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...but come on.
I mean, would the real Spidey...
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-...ever show his face in public?
- Thank you.
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00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:07,601
And thank you, Flash.
That's two I owe you.
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Innocent, but still at large.
Guess you can't win them all.
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I once thought his whole masked
vigilante thing was problematic.
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But I've come to realise...
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...that if Spider-Man's true identity
was revealed...
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...everyone he cared about
would be in constant danger.
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Maybe a man in a mask
doesn't have something to hide...
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...but something to protect.
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Wouldn't you agree?
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Yes, sir.
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