Original subtitles

Hello sally.

Except for the pain in the ass.

Give me a light, will you tell me?

Hey, Sergeant Dimwittle, I don't know how. I lost them.

Tell me one thing.

How could they have disappeared?

Where the hell are they going out here?

What am I going to tell the captain?

Just tell me.

What the hell am I going to say?

Would you believe in flying saucers?

Sergeant Dimwittle introduces himself.

Clean all drives.

You can tell the captain that

I lost 30 Sally and her crew.

You have a minute and a half, Miss Sally.

Thanks, Toby.

20 seconds.

I guess it's all yours, Miss Sally.

Hey, Ruth, what time is it now?

1225.

Come on, Dirty Sally is on.

The Dirty Mind of Sally McGuire.

Love is what I preach, and although we are separated by

space, in my mind I am with you in every tender moment.

How much love there is on the beach today.

Come on, hurry up!

Calm down!

I can't move any faster.

Dirty Sally comes to you and with you, three times a day, from Monday to Friday,

with music designed to excite you.

Remember to tell your friends to send for your transistor radio, UHF FM adapters,

so they can enjoy Dirty Sally and the privacy of your own love nest.

Send five dollars to F-U-C-Z.

You have that time, right?

Anyway, those of you who are trendy, you know my code.

Mail this week to San Pedro.

Well, birds and bees, I know they are not all where

You can make love, but those who are, do it.

And those that don't, close the eyes and visualize.

Please, lover, touch me there.

It feels wonderful.

Get inside.

Feel how soft my skin is.

Tap

Me here and there.

No, no, please, not yet.

True, she really turns me on.

I'm supposed to turn you on, not her.

What the hell can I do?

That Sally is a sexy bitch.

You can do a lot by Regarding the bitch here.

It's good for you, lover.

You're not going to cope with just a little meanness.

See you later, gang.

We don't want company.

Catch her.

Since when do you need privacy?

She's just jealous of dirty Sally.

Of course, Sally is exciting.

How does dirty Sally turn you on?

She drugs you.

I bet you can't Keep calm while I excite you.

That's a bet.

Turn it on, turn it on, turn it on.

Hello lover.

Dirty Sally, she knows what to do.

All

what you need is motivation.

Dirty Sally, yes, dirty Sally.

I know what you want.

She's the one, she's the one indicated, she is the indicated one.

Let's move on.

Travel on a station called K.L.U.V.

X rated music, far from V's.

Describe positions in every sense.

And he comes to you three times a day.

She travels through the countryside.

But undercover and you know why.

The force pursues them, but that is not a race.

All dirty Sally, all dirty Sally.

Keep going, keep going, keep going.

Put it on.

She plays the music herself.

She is the silent one.

Can I love her?

She is the silent one.

I know what you want.

I am the silent one.

I love you.

You are the silent one.

Oh yes.

She is the one.

She is the one.

She is the one.

Oh, that's bad.

She is the silent one.

She is the silent one.

Oh, that's bad.

Oh, that's bad.

She plays the music herself.

She is the silent one.

Good job, Miss Sally.

Thanks Toby.

You know, this 1220 program It's always the hardest to do.

Listen, I have to get that damn job back.

Miss Sally, maybe not have to work too much.

We could both leave K-Love. Electric radio.

And very soon we will have enough money for Miss Susan's operation.

You know, Toby, if it weren't for you, this pirate station wouldn't even be operational.

Wow, Miss Sally.

It's not me.

Nobody out there is going to turn on the radio and listen to me talk to them.

Wow, Toby, I think you're very sexy.

Jumping joes, if that's all.

I really shouldn't bother a guy like that, ma'am.

Ah, come on, admit it.

You are the sex symbol from the world of engineering.

No, no, I'm nothing like that at all.

See you later, darling.

Are you telling me that a van overtook your patrol?

Are you telling me that you reached the end of the road and the van had disappeared?

Is that what you're telling me?

?

Yes sir, that's it What do I tell you? Mister.

I tell you you're out of all other assignments.

You are going to put out of business this pirate radio station.

Are you going to give me those? ghosts personally.

Ah, let's do it again.

Get it out of the damn air.

Well, what are you waiting for?

We didn't make the other shoe, Captain.

Move!

Oh, Ron, I want to do it.

Oh, I really, really believe it.

But, but, oh, I can't.

Oh, Ron, just It's not right, that's all.

Well, you know, I told you that I love you.

I know, honey.

But well, I

Oh my God, honey, no. I know. I'm just alone

. Are you worried about getting pregnant?

No, but

Oh, Ron, maybe it's a bit of that.

Well, I told you I'd wear something.

I know, but that's not the only thing.

I mean, my father says that a boy never respect a girl after being in love.

They always separate.

That's not true when you're in love.

Arrest!

Well, that doesn't will get pregnant.

No, but it leads to it.

That's what my mother says.

Alright.

Alright!

Honey, I have to go to the bathroom.

That?

I have to go to the bathroom.

Well, go ahead.

And there's no one here to watch you.

You won't look, will you?

No, I won't.

Are you going to take a

? Go do your thing.

This is Dirty Sally with everyone's music.

If you haven't started yet, You can start with me.

What kind of talk is that?

I didn't think they would allow that kind of conversation.

Listen to it and we will what she says.

Tonight we are going to try position 39 of your manual.

By the way, if you haven't yet you have sent your manual,

remember to send it $10 to KISS Los Angeles.

Now I'll give you a couple of seconds to get your manual out.

Kiss mail?

What's that?

Kiss, that's your code.

Look, she changes it all the time.

You count each letter of the alphabet, you know, like A, B, C.

Now, C is three, see, and that gives you the code number.

Are you all ready?

Well, let's have fun.

Now girls, go to bed sideways, like me.

Come on, come on, lie on your side.

Come on, let's do it with Dirty Sally.

Now, baby, lie down next to me.

Wait, come on.

Let's get in the back seat.

Come on, don't be stupid.

Come on, it's just for fun.

Now,

Slowly slide your leg left between my thighs.

Come on, hurry up.

She's ahead of us.

I can't hurry any more.

Can

Are you sorry, girl?

Feel what?

Don't talk, don't talk, just enjoy it.

Can you feel the heat on my thighs?

Place your hands gently on my shoulder and touch it very gently.

Now,

Slowly, very slowly, put it in.

Oh oh oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Coffee break.

Yes, I will be with you.

Oh, I say that's very kind of you.

Nothing is too pretty for my favorite engineer.

Did you go to the office emails this morning?

Yes, surely yes.

We have $450 there and more everything else here.

You have three live ads more before pre-registration.

Well, how are we?

Pretty good.

Will you have enough to put a good money in Miss Suzie's account?

Let it go, Toby.

My account is your account.

I sure would like to donate my

Well, I'll have this week for whatever you have for her.

You can't do that.

You also have expenses.

Oh no, I still have something left of money from the last day of payment.

Miss Sally, let me give you the money.

It's okay, Toby.

Thank you.

Everything helps.

Wow, I'm slipping.

Are you playing with yourself in there?

You missed the introduction of three minutes.

Uh, yes, sir.

Uh, I mean, I mean, no, sir.

You have ten, ten seconds.

Wow, they're going to catch me if I'm not starting to pay attention.

When is the operation of Miss Susie?

As soon as they find to the appropriate kidney donor.

What about me?

I am strong.

We've been through it before, Toby.

You are the wrong blood type.

I was just looking to help a little.

Oh shit.

I know.

You are all heart.

Everything will work itself out if we can hold on away from the police long enough.

They are getting very close.

Tim Whittle, now you are further than ever.

Yes sir.

Now, those are the areas where he has caught males so far.

Now damn why it's so hard for you to find

a fool who thinks she is fun to broadcast sex on the radio?

I don't know, sir.

Well, by God, it will be You better find out.

Or I'll have your sergeant hit twice to save you!

Don't just stand there!

Get the soap out of my eyes!

Yes sir.

My children of love, now It's time to ask.

Our number is 345-7333.

If you have another number noted, cannot be used.

Remember that we change number every day.

I can't afford to let the confusion enter into our very private affairs.

If you have a special request, If there is a special part

what you want, call me and I will do everything possible to please you.

And you know how dirty Sally can please you.

Hello, I'm dirty Sally.

Oh, this is Linda.

Well, thanks for calling, Dirty Sally.

What can I do that you like?

I am a girl.

My name is pretty.

Don't worry, darling.

Anything goes with Dirty Sally.

What is your request?

Can you play Getting It On by the Two?

Heads? It will do.

And call again, Linda.

As you know, Dirty Sally It is always available.

Thanks for calling, Dirty Sally.

How about you do it with me, baby?

I'd love to.

Thanks for calling, Dirty Sally.

This is achieving it with both heads.

Do you realize that there are thousands of people

dancing and I'm here sitting talking about it?

Damn, Miss Sally, there is no reason to run out of it.

Well, I think you could have whoever you wanted in the whole world.

Well, I'll tell you something.

This damn show keeps me Busy six nights a week.

I get less than anyone I know.

Isn't this a record out from the view of the Two heads?

You know what they say.

Two heads are better than one, especially when they are on one girl.

Hello, I'm dirty Sally.

Hello, I'm Boris.

How about you do it with me?

Oh I know it's hard, but keep your hand there.

Everything will work out in the end.

Thanks for calling, Dirty Sally.

Well why not destroy one damsel with three dogs in one night?

It will do.

And I'll talk to you while the music plays.

This song is for a guy. but I know there are many

of girls who don't have a man at this moment.

So let's light up together.

While sitting in a chair, Place both hands on your ankle.

Now turn them up slowly until it passes the knees.

Very slowly.

Now place your hands on your chest and rub lightly.

Use a steady rhythm.

Now take off your bra and let them swing freely.

You're trying hard to get out.

Now take off your shoes.

And now take off your dress or skirt.

Very slowly now.

Don't rush.

Now stroke slowly.

Now let everything be fine.

Now take off your panties.

Make sure you slide your fingers between your thighs while you take them off.

This is pretty good.

Yes, but most too good for them.

Both hands on the mound of Venus.

And now on your breasts.

Massage gently.

Breathe deeply.

Close your eyes.

Soon the hot fluids will circulate.

Remember the great what it was and how it pulsated.

Sliding in and out.

Inside and outside.

Don't stop.

Please don't stop.

Keep pumping.

Fill me up.

Thanks for watching.

Open your mouth.

It was so big and so good.

Now let it go.

Oh my god, stop jumping on the baby.

Time is running out again time for Dirty Sally McGuire.

Remember to send $5 to B-A-L-L in Newport City.

And we will give you hours of excitement and clean, clean fun with Dirty Sally.

Station 1, coordinates 327, 178, above.

Check the coordinates 121, 305.

Station 2, over.

I got them this time.

All units, approach cross coordinates. 187 and 289.

Over and out.

Miss Sally, it will be Better that she stay still.

We run into a suitable problem.

What's up, Toby?

My device's sensor says that there is a powerful sophisticated team

to pick cotton coming towards us from both directions.

Give him help, Toby.

I'm locked up.

We'll have to run in the dark Miss Sally, but don't worry, nun.

I'll see you do it right.

I can jam the radios.

That will help some.

It's the first time I have to use that.

Overwork.

Are you OK?

I'm fine.

At least I think so.

How are we?

You better turn on the light Safety for now, Miss Sally.

Who is it?

Now, as I understand it, your system tracking should take about 45 minutes, and

We only transmit for 30 minutes.

Or they became much faster or they were just lucky.

Well maybe we should find a 15 -Minute interval and make a movement.

Yes, yes, I suppose that would be enough.

You know, I really believe that

What happened is that I I was very excited to see you.

I wasn't paying attention to my work.

I'm so sorry, Miss Sally.

I bet you're ready for this.

Boy you can bet that your bedroom will be at the end.

Miss Sally, never I have been the type

man who walks there and doesn't say what he thinks.

So, well, I think there is something I'd better tell you.

Forward.

Shoot from the hip.

Well, it's not so easy to say, but

lately I have been dreaming a lot about you.

It's getting so bad that I can't sleep because

the nights, I just wonder how you really feel.

Miss Sally, I was thinking it would be good if

Well what I want to say is that It would probably be the most wonderful thing.

Well, you know what I mean.

Sure.

Why don't you come here?

Maybe we can solve your problem.

There is a condition.

What's that?

I want to record it and use it in the program.

Just to add a little authenticity to the show.

Well, sure, Miss Sally.

Sure.

Everything you say.

And you can call me for me real name, Dirty Sally.

Well.

Dirty Sally.

Be good to Dirty Sally.

And touch me everywhere.

And don't forget to kiss all the good places.

Now take off your clothes, May your skin be close to mine.

Oh, I know you're going to be okay.

You are shaking.

Now rest your head on my chest.

Kiss me softly.

Oh yeah, okay.

Now kiss the other.

Oh, that's good, Miss Sally.

Miss Sally.

Damn, now I know why I left the farm.

Miss Sally.

Use your tongue a little higher.

That's all.

Now you are in the right place.

And stuck to it.

Oh, the sound of Judy must stop before it comes back

to cum, so I can excite you and we can join together.

Oh, ah, ah, ah

hey huh

Damn, that's good tobacco and better than worse, Miss Sally.

We'll do it a little bit more up and down.

Oh, that's good.

Now make that round thing that you did and it seemed so good to you.

Oh damn.

Oh, dirty Sally, dirty Sally.

I can feel it dirty, Sally.

Yeah.

Oh damn.

hey huh

hey huh

That witch will be a damn millionaire before you find her.

Well, sir, I went to every town and to every post office that

had on his map, and there wasn't a single square registered on Sally McGuire.

You have a brain, without compass, Mentis idiot.

Do you expect her to send you a letter next?

To give you the address of your next broadcast?

Oh

What the hell did you do?

Fall asleep?

Oh no, sir.

What were you saying, sir?

He said that there is You have to have initiative.

Be a leader.

Make decisions.

Hit in one direction.

Should I be clear, Sergeant?

Yes sir.

You know, maybe we could record the midday broadcast.

No, I don't think so.

Our great listeners are at night.

We should have the best shows for them.

You see, anything that We can record it would be a real deal.

We should use them at night.

Wow, if only I were sexier, all the radios would burn.

Remember, you helped that last one was attractive.

Maybe we could have some kind of contest.

The contest is fine, it is fine, but the The only prize that would be worth it would be you.

Hey, that's a good idea.

Yes, that sells it.

Well, what did I say?

Well, the contest will be who writes the best

card, and the winner will throw a ball into the air.

That was a great idea you had.

Come on, I'll treat you to dinner.

What did you want to eat?

Hello to all of you young lovers.

Well lovers, Dirty Sally has chosen a partner

games among the thousands of letters requesting to play with me.

I want to tell you that it was not easy.

Some of the letters they excited me so much that

I had to take cold baths between them.

I'm sure you can see me sitting naked in my bathtub.

Anyway, here is the winning card.

It was sent by Mike.

He calls himself Mike plus 12.

Hey, that's my letter.

What is your letter?

That Dirty Sally They are going to read on the air.

Damn, that's great.

What's so good about a stupid letter?

Oh yeah, let me tell you.

I have Dirty Sally live on the air.

Oh hey, man, that's a sight.

Get out of my bed.

Wait a minute, this is my bed.

Okay, but don't get out of there.

Oh, Babs, baby, wait, wait, wait a minute.

Honey, honey, just because I like someone else Girl doesn't mean I don't like you.

Mother.

Oh, mom.

Oh, mom.

I love you darling.

Oh yes.

Come on.

Wait.

Don't stop.

Oh, it's good.

Come on.

Oh, honey.

Come on.

Oh, honey, come on.

Oh, God.

Wait, wait, wait.

Let me stay still.

A little more.

A little more.

A little more.

A little more.

Oh, God.

Dear Dirty Sally, after to listen to your program

another night, I ran out and I had three of my favorite friends.

And when I got home, I realized that she was still not satisfied.

Then I knew that I had to have something better.

The mere mention of your name raises all kinds of things.

I tell myself, myself, You have enough

for everyone, so you should share it with Dirty Sally.

The Commissioner himself has done a request to my department.

He says that's it girl or my butt.

Now, we don't want that to happen to you nothing to my ass, right, sergeant?

No, sir.

Before delving into the made with the winner of our

contest, I want to mention that I received quite a few letters from girls.

And although that's usually not my bag, Some of the lyrics turned me on.

So I decided I was selfish. and unfair not to include the chicks.

I will choose the best letter from a girl, and she and I will do a scene on the air.

If everything goes well, maybe I even decide to have a threesome.

That wouldn't matter to me.

I know what you're thinking, Dimwitle.

and you can just forget about it.

Well, that's all.

God, I can't even think anymore.

You're ready, Miss Sally.

Thanks for

the roses

Now, my crazy lover, it's time to show all our listeners that love can be a great sport to have fun and profit from.

Let me do it, honey.

Now undress me slowly.

So that each garment That it comes off excites me.

You also have a long tongue.

Take off my dress.

Oh, they are so soft and warm.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

That was good, lover. Now Can we do it inch by inch?

I rubbed my thighs gently.

Judy Sally couldn't stop thinking about it.

Oh wow.

Your hair is very soft down there.

I just

I put cream rinse on it and brushed it.

Of course, I make my own cream.

It tastes better this way.

Shit, I'm getting horny.

Damn, they are beautiful.

For you who are Listening, Let me tell you something.

This girl is out of sight!

What's your language, darling?

I wouldn't want the FCC to get mad at me.

Maybe I have to yell at them, just to refresh you.

Oh, you smell good.

It's the new cream rinse I use.

You don't know how hard it is to find a good cream and wait to try it.

I'm going to do that right now.

Oh wow, your hair is so soft.

Can I feel that big thing again?

lover? Be careful, it doesn't fire.

Tell him to wait at least until I give him a kiss.

Oh, they are so soft and warm.

Let it in slowly, lover.

We don't want to break anything.

Don't rush it until be nice and slippery.

Yes, go up there.

How much more is there?

Enough to satisfy.

It's already so much.

Keep it hard, lover.

I don't know how many times I came, but it got better and better.

Oh, it's hot.

Oh, honey.

Oh, honey.

Hello, girl.

Now stop that shit.

You are with me now.

I can't help it if it's good.

That doesn't mean you're not good.

Of course, you don't have the same qualifications.

Get it.

Now she is comparing.

Well, it makes sense.

Yes, it does.

Yes, Tom, you don't qualify.

Neither do you.

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait.

If I find that girl, I'll give her one.

This is dirty Sally saying goodbye.

If anyone else can come closer To Mike, write to me now.

Keep those cards and letters coming.

Listen, Mike, it was very nice. have you on the program today.

Well, does it have to end here?

The same goes for Dirty Sally.

He has to earn a living.

I can't have complexes.

Well, can I see you again sometime?

Well, there's no way to find me.

Well what happens when are you not working?

I mean, you only do three half hour shows a day.

That's my secret, me and Michael, boy.

You see, I also have a stable job. until this business grows a little.

Or someone pays me to quit.

Thanks for everything, Mike.

You were great.

Miss Sally, it's time to go.

This fixed position is tremendously easy to track.

I thought some should appear copper helicopters at any time.

Oh, I'm going to castrate that girl for what he's doing to my police.

Very soon I won't have any police on call during your program.

We will have crime and rampant violence in

streets three times a day during your program.

Now, Dibwittle, I give you only 24 hours more and then it will be your ass.

Mr. Trotten will work until late tonight.

You will need someone to help you.

Well, don't talk to me about that.

Listen, Sally.

If Mr. Trotten says that someone works until late tonight, someone will be working late.

So you work late with him.

I'm tired of him trying to grope me.

What does that mean?

It means exactly what I said.

Maybe you don't care who puts his dirty hands on your body.

I like to choose my own luck.

You should have done that, bitch!

Excuse me.

Is Mr. Trotten here?

We will ask you to call him please.

Oh, Sergeant Dibwittle, Los Angeles.

Police.

Oh, one moment, please.

Mr. Trotten, this is the receipt of the police. and I'm here to see you.

Well.

Do you want to sit down?

Mr. Trotten will be with you in a minute.

You know, all the jobs world, you must have the most interesting.

Yes, it's quite interesting.

Most of the time, except Tasks like this are a bit boring.

What are you doing?

Well, maybe you can help me.

How long did you work here?

Three years.

What can I do to help a big and handsome man like you?

Oh, I could use one list of your engineers.

I mean, I need a list of its engineers for the last three years.

Look, I'm investigating a pirate radio station.

I'm trying to get a clue about the engineers.

Oh, that's easy.

I was hoping you would have something difficult in which

we could work during hours, like in a dark room.

Well I guess this Oh, You can just call me Nancy.

Anyway, I guess I put you in an awkward position.

I guess you have stars movies and all kinds of girls

beautiful ones to go out with, and not just old receptionists.

Listen, you're a girl very pretty and you will never have

to worry about no girl is prettier.

Am I too young?

No.

You know, I would be happy to ask you out.

Except I know.

You are on duty.

Your boss won't let you.

Well, I couldn't ask her out no one I wanted on my own time.

I mean, if I want to invite to date a girl, I can.

And it will.

Oh, thank you.

I leave work at half past five. and me I'll go home and change, and I'll find myself

you in the Oh, where did you want to go?

Wherever you want.

Oh.

You may not believe it, but you are the First man I've slept with.

You will be, Jenna, right?

Oh yes, honey.

I promise.

Wow, I didn't know you were a virgin.

Can you believe that shit what did he say to you?

Oh, what a big, pretty chest you have.

Call, idiot.

My God.

I don't know if I can continue go ahead with this.

Oh baby, you know I don't you have something to worry about.

I'm a police officer, so I have integrity.

It wouldn't hurt you.

I will be careful.

Call, you fucking idiots.

That's right, honey.

There are some things that Police shouldn't even hear, right?

Oh my god.

I don't think this is happening.

Oh, I love authority figures.

I bet you have a lot of experience with girls.

I think all girls should have a man experienced the first time.

Yes, I have quite a bit of experience.

Are you going to do all those things sexy what do the french do?

I read everything about them.

Yes, maybe it's the coward's way out.

I just don't know.

Oh, that feels good.

Are you sure that I won't get pregnant?

Well if you can't trust yourself Local police, who can you trust?

Oh, I'm so excited.

Imagine losing my virginity with a police officer.

What would you do now if you say? Was he a minor?

It would be too late for that, darling.

Do you mean you would rape me?

You bet.

Dumb, you just committed suicide.

Turn it on, turn it on, turn it on.

Oh, I love that.

Don't be shy.

Come here, big boy.

um, yeah.

I know what you want.

Let's move on.

Oh, that's not a race, but It's not a race for Dirty Sally.

Get me.

Keep going, keep going go ahead, keep going.

Put it on.

For dirty Sally.

Oh, that feels good.

Oh, that dirty Sally.

You are the one, you are the right one. you are the one.

Oh, oh, oh.

Can I love her?

I know what you want.

I know what you want.

She's the one, she's the one indicated, she is the indicated one.

I mean, that's me.

Female impersonator costume kit.

Radio, razor, paper toilet, shaving cream, badge.

I don't know.

You can keep that.

But don't forget your zoo pass.

Well, that's all.

Except you can forget that you were once a police officer.

If I find out that you have ever told someone you were remotely

connected with this force I will call Chicago and I'll have you put on a contract.

That's all.

Go!

Go out!

Go out!

Go out!

Go out!

Go out!

Go out!

What do you want now, my blood?

I came to apologize.

It's a little late for that.

I did something really stupid.

I'm sorry.

Asking for forgiveness is easy.

Well, when Toby and I We organized this operation, it was for

Well not really It doesn't matter what it was for.

But we sure didn't want to destroy anyone's life.

Who is Toby?

My engineer.

Look, Toby is an electronics genius.

And I had a job insignificant as a receptionist.

And we started talking during coffee breaks.

And that's how it all began.

Well I guess not It's too interesting.

But you have to admit

Yeah.

You are probably the best ass I've ever had.

And the most expensive.

Well we could do it again someday.

At least we can't do it the other way around.

Yes, probably.

From where the hell did you stream anyway?

Everywhere.

We kept the truck in the back of the studio with the others.

And I'd run out of lunch to make the new transmission.

It's only now starting to give enough fruits enough to work full time.

Yes, I bet.

I bet.

You are upset and you are recording this right now.

Don't be stupid.

You see, there was no way to catch us.

Toby also built the escape tricks we used in the hills every time you got too close.

You sure looked stupid walking by.

I admit that I was lucky to know you when not

there was no one else around to be able to tell you my story.

Anyway, even if we They catch us, We will never confess it.

She's the one, she's the one indicated, she is the indicated one.

That's me.