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Good morning, Monstropolis.
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I'm Jack.
I'm Jill.
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And welcome to
I Scream...
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U Scream!
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The citizens of
Monstropolis remain
bitterly divided
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over the future of this
so-called "Laugh Power."
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Joining us via ScreamCam
to discuss it
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are James P. Sullivan
of Monsters, Inc.
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and Johnny Worthington
of FearCo.
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Thank you both
for joining us.
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Enough groveling.
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(CHUCKLES) It's called
being polite, Jill.
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Let's start with you,
Mr. Sullivan.
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Oh, please,
call me Sulley.
JILL: Oh, no.
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You are not charming me
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into accepting your
dangerous Laugh Power.
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Oh, Laugh Power
isn't dangerous.
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JACK: Exactly.
It's reliable, it's clean.
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So you're saying screams
are dirty?
No. (STAMMERS)
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Jill, that's not
what he said.
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I'm sure Mr. Worthington
would like to respond.
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Please, Jill,
call me Johnny.
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Oh! (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
I will.
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Go ahead, Johnny.
JACK: Ew.
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Jill, I've known Sulley
a long time,
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and I'm sure he believes
what he's saying
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about Laugh Power,
but you're right.
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JILL: Sure.
It's untested.
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Whoa. Wait a minute.
You've had your time.
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Johnny?
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Maybe it'll be viable
down the road,
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but today...
Yes, but...
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...my neighbors
and I just want safe
and reliable power.
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But laughs are safe.
You see...
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Mr. Sullivan,
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why should anyone
believe you?
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Whoa, wait!
You got expelled
from Monsters University
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for cheating in the
Scare Games, didn't you?
(SULLEY GRUMBLING)
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And more recently,
you were mentored
by convicted criminal
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and disgraced former
Monsters, Inc. CEO
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Henry J. Waternoose.
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SULLEY: Ugh. Jill...
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So why should
we trust you?
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I say,
"Once a liar
and a cheat,
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"always a liar
and a cheat."
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And if there's one thing
Jill knows about,
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it's lying and cheating
in college.
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That's two things.
(STAMMERING)
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And we're out of time.
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We'll be back
after a word
from our sponsors,
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who also don't
care for Jack.
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They said that?
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So that could
have gone better.
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Yep. Worst interview
I've seen since, uh...
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Nope, that was it.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
May I present...
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So why am I looking
at a coconut?
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You know,
I ask that myself
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every time I wake up
in a palm tree,
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but this...
this is your invitation
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to Fritz's surprise
work anniversary party.
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(SHUSHES)
It's a surprise. For me.
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Surprise?
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Surprise.
Surprise.
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It's tonight at
the Shrieky Tiki.
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Oh, uh, tonight?
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8:00 sharp.
Be square,
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be there.
Oh, yeah. Count me in.
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Yeah, I actually have
something tonight.
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Something very important.
Can't be changed.
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Oh...
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Oh, it's too bad
that you won't
be there, Tylor.
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I'm making
a big announcement,
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one that is going
to affect everyone.
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(GULPS) A big announcement?
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(GASPS) Retirement? Sir.
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I hope you'll remember
who was loyal around here
and who was not.
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(SIGHS) My time has come.
I must call Mother.
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So what are
the big plans,
Double T?
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The big...
Oh, well... (STAMMERS)
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You know what?
Look at the time.
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We've got to...
We've got to get
to that Laugh Floor, huh?
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They are not paying us
to watch TV.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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Whoo!
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Hmm.
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So, are you ready
to tell me what your big,
secret plans are now?
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Mmm.
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Is this flavor new?
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Tastes like sour milk.
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Mmm. So good.
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(SCREAMS)
You ready to tell me now?
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Jeez. No.
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(SCREAMS)
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You ready to tell me now?
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
(HORNS HONKING)
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Or now...
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Or now!
(SCREAMS)
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Why is it so important
that I tell you what
my plans are anyway?
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(GASPS) Red light!
(TIRES SCREECHING)
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Because we're
best friends, Tylor.
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I tell you everything
about my life.
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(GRUNTS, GASPS)
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(SCREAMING)
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You know what? Forget it.
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If you really
don't want to tell me
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what your big, secret
plans are, that's cool.
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(SIGHS)
Thank you.
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(TIRES SCREECH)
(GRUNTS)
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I know what
you're doing.
Hmm?
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What?
(GRUNTS)
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What? What am I doing?
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(TIRES SCREECH)
(GRUNTS)
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Cute.
Hmm. What am I doing?
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What am I doing?
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What am I doing?
Fine, fine.
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Fine. You win.
You want to know
what I'm doing tonight?
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I'm having dinner with
(WHISPERS) Johnny Worthington.
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Johnny Worthington!
(GASPS)
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FearCo Johnny Worthington?
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(SHUSHES) Hey!
Quiet, quiet, Quiet.
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We talked a little
at the C.R.E.E.P. show,
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and afterwards
he invited me to dinner.
Uh-uh.
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Well, his assistant did.
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(GASPS) Oh, my gosh.
What do you think he wants?
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I think he just wants
to get to know me.
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(GASPS) Do you think Johnny
wants to be your BFF?
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Because he should know
we're BFFs.
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And that last "F"
means forever.
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So you're stuck with me,
well, forever.
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Oh, oh, that's what
you're worried about?
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Val, come on.
You and I are a team, Okay?
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I am not going
anywhere.
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Pinky swear?
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Pinky swear.
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Huh.
What?
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I never noticed,
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but for a huge monster,
you've got incredibly
tiny hands.
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Uh, they are perfectly
normal-sized.
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Thank you very much.
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Sure. Right.
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But...
Oh, so teeny.
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(WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CHUCKLES)
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(BLOWS, INHALES)
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(DOOR CREAKS)
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Hmm. Hmm, hmm, hmm.
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Mr. Worthington
is not arrived yet.
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Michel. (SNAPS FINGERS) Table.
Oui. Right this way, monsieur.
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You make my four hearts
beat faster, my love.
(LAUGHS)
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Are your kids
going to eat?
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Happy anniversary, dear.
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I love you the mostest.
Yes, I do. (KISSES)
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Monsieur.
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Ah. Thank you very much.
(CLEARS THROAT)
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That is
Mr. Worthington's seat.
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(GASPS) Oh, it is?
Oh, so sorry.
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I'll just, I'll just, uh...
I'll just move over here.
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(FARTING NOISE)
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That was the seat,
not me.
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Hmm.
See? Look. Huh?
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JOHNNY: And there he is.
Oh.
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Tylor Tuskmon.
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Oh, Mr. Worth... Oh!
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Uh, so, so, Johnny.
I'm so, so sorry.
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Sorry I kept you waiting.
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Look at you in a suit.
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Looking sharp, kid.
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Thanks.
It's my grandfather's.
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He's dead.
(CUTLERY CLANKS)
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Oh, I'm sorry.
TYLOR: Don't be.
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He died a long time ago,
so it's not sad.
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I mean, you know,
it was sad at the time.
Is this going well?
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I feel like
I'm over-sharing.
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You are.
Uh...
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(GROANS) Long day.
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Let's order some drinks,
shall we?
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Yes, let's.
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I mean, you know,
if that's
standard protocol.
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I mean, I don't know.
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No. No, no, no, no, no.
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Oh.
TYLOR: No, no, no, no.
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No drinks? Okay.
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Excuse me.
Come on, Sulley.
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Let's go. Come on.
Class it up.
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JOHNNY: Want to start with
some appetizers then?
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Oh, no.
Not an appetizer
fan either?
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No, no, no.
Yeah, no.
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Appetizers are great.
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I love app... I just...
I need to wash my hands.
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That's, that's,
uh, standard protocol.
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Excuse me.
No, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no.
Why are you here?
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Whoa, oh! I thought
you were all going
to the Shrieky Tiki.
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We did. But then Roze said
that tiki bars were
cloying reminders
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of the dangers
of cultural appropriation.
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We couldn't have lived
with ourselves if we stayed.
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So you came here?
I didn't know you'd be here.
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If you recall,
you weren't exactly
forthcoming this morning.
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Oh, by the way,
you have to try
the phlegm brulee.
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I hear it's... (BLOWS KISS)
Chef's kiss.
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Okay, okay.
It's all gonna be okay.
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No one saw me.
We just have to...
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Ty-Ty!
Oops.
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You cancelled your very
important plans for me
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and even came
to the wrong restaurant
knowing we would end up here.
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Wow, you're good!
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Uh, yeah. Yeah, I know
you love a good surprise.
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You look spiffy,
but you're dressed
all wrong.
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You know,
working at MIFT
these past 40 years
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has been like a vacation
for me every day.
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So I asked everyone
to dress like they were
coming to my beach party!
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BOTH: (IN SING-SONG)
Oh, I'm having
a beach party!
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And if any of you
want to feel
a nice ocean breeze,
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I'm happy to blow
in your face.
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(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
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Oh, I'm so glad you came
because we're about
to start the toasts.
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Sulley, forget that you were
part of one of the worst
moments in television history.
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Just relax and,
you know, have a drink.
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(SLURPS)
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MIKE: When I sing scareoke,
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people are not gonna
know what hit them.
(SIGHS)
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Okay, so I think
I have a plan.
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Me, too.
You need to
clone yourself.
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What? No. No.
I was thinking I'd go back and
wrap things up with Johnny.
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Then once he leaves...
Clone yourself
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No, you can help make sure
I don't get caught.
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Okay, well, since the science
doesn't exist for my plan yet,
let's do yours.
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We're a go for operation
"Don't Get Caught."
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Does it need a name?
Of course. Hmm. We'll probably
need code names, too.
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I'll be Unicorn Sparkle.
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You can be Donut Head.
Donut Head?
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Yeah, I'm not sure
we need code names
for this.
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Fine. I'll be Donut Head,
but it literally makes
no sense.
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Wish me luck.
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(PANTING)
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(CLATTERING)
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(SIGHS) Hands are clean
and very normal-sized.
239
00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:04,836
I hope you don't mind.
240
00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:06,504
I took the liberty
of ordering.
241
00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:09,299
I can tell you feel
a little uncomfortable here,
242
00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:10,508
so let me cut to the chase.
243
00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:13,928
When I saw you
in our Scare Simulator
at the C.R.E.E.P. show,
244
00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:16,473
I knew I was watching
something special.
245
00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:18,725
You could be
one of the greats.
246
00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:20,185
A legend.
247
00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:21,519
A legend? (LAUGHS)
248
00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:23,438
Well, yeah,
I don't know about that.
249
00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:24,856
Hey, don't be
so modest.
250
00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:28,318
You know, you remind me
a lot of myself
when I was your age.
251
00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:31,446
I do?
After I graduated
Monsters U...
252
00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:34,074
Thanks, that's, uh...
...my father wanted me
to join the family company.
253
00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:36,951
I said, "Join FearCo? Ugh."
Oh. You're still going.
254
00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:38,369
"Dad, that's your thing."
255
00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:39,954
But he said,
256
00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:42,248
"Scaring is our thing."
257
00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:44,542
Thank you. I'm...
That's enough.
258
00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:46,377
MICHEL: Oui, monsieur.
259
00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:50,381
My father always said,
"You can't escape who you are,
so just embrace it."
260
00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:51,966
Just embrace it.
261
00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:55,929
And to this day,
I carry a memento around
to remember that.
262
00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,723
TYLOR: Whoa!
Your dad's rookie card?
263
00:09:58,723 --> 00:09:59,933
That's... that's worth
a fortune.
264
00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,893
That's why I always
keep it right here.
265
00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:04,187
It reminds me
where I came from.
266
00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:06,648
You know,
we're a Feartune 500
company now,
267
00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:10,068
but I guess I still see
FearCo as a little
family business.
268
00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:11,945
Tylor?
269
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,072
Oh, uh, family business.
We have a hardware store.
270
00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:15,782
Uh-huh.
271
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,201
Do you wanna work
in a hardware store, Tylor?
272
00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:22,080
Or do you want to be
a top Scarer at FearCo?
273
00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,790
That's why I invited you
to dinner.
274
00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:24,999
I wanna offer you a job.
275
00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:27,710
Job?
A job.
276
00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:27,752
(STAMMERING) A job.
Like a "job" job?
277
00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:30,755
That's... Wow.
That... You just...
278
00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:34,259
Okay, let me just
dry off and I will
279
00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:35,260
get right back to you.
280
00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:38,388
Job, job, FearCo job.
281
00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:39,722
(PANTS) Okay, okay.
282
00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:42,433
(PANTING)
283
00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:43,601
A scarer job at FearCo.
284
00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:45,770
That's good.
Is that good?
285
00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:47,480
ROGER: That poem
and this interpretive dance
286
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,525
merely scratch the surface
of what Fritz means to me.
287
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:54,154
Someone who inspires us
to greatness every day.
288
00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:57,657
To Fritz!
OTHERS: To Fritz!
289
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:57,740
I would not want
to follow that.
290
00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:03,162
Tylor. You're up.
(GRUNTS) Whoa.
291
00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:04,372
Uh...
292
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,709
Huh? Oh...
293
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:15,258
Okay, well, first, you know,
everything Roger said.
294
00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:16,301
(GIGGLES)
295
00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:19,220
Uh, what? Stretch?
(MOUTHING)
296
00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:22,140
What are you...
What are you...
Fritz is stretchy?
297
00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:23,892
Oh, uh, Fritz,
298
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:29,188
you know, is flexible,
a very important trait
in a leader.
299
00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,065
Uh, you know,
300
00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:33,026
I used to work
with him at MIFT,
301
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:38,865
but now I'm a Jokester,
and I am really, really
happy there.
302
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,825
Hmm.
TYLOR: Uh, mostly.
303
00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:40,867
I mean, no one loves
their job every day.
304
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,288
Um, well, you know,
except maybe Fritz.
305
00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:46,873
Yes, I absolutely do.
306
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:48,875
Uh, anyway, yeah,
307
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:53,379
I always saw Fritz
as a father figure,
so I am reminded of something
308
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,465
my own father used to say.
309
00:11:55,465 --> 00:12:00,929
Uh, yeah, he used to say,
"You can't escape
who you are..."
310
00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:03,848
I can't escape this toast.
311
00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,642
"You, you can't escape
who you are,
312
00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:08,102
"so just embrace it."
313
00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:09,729
I gotta pee.
314
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,230
(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK)
315
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,440
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
316
00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,275
That was weird, right?
317
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,986
(PANTING)
318
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,474
Ah, all dry now.
Sorry about that.
319
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:50,270
And, uh... Oh, yes, yeah,
I brought you a drink.
320
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:54,107
Uh, it's half-full.
321
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:57,735
Half-full because
I am an optimist.
(CHUCKLES)
322
00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:01,239
Thanks. Look, I'm sure
my offer came out of the blue.
323
00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:02,865
I didn't mean
to overwhelm you,
324
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,784
but I wrote down
what a starting salary
325
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,953
as a FearCo Scarer
would look like.
326
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:13,710
Oh, wow, that's...
Look at all the zeroes you put
on the end of those numbers.
327
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:16,045
Trust me, you're worth it.
328
00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:17,296
MICHEL:
Ahem. Pardon.
329
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,590
A call for
Monsieur Tuskmon.
330
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:20,883
For me?
Oui.
331
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,719
Sure. Yes. Um...
(CLEARS THROAT)
332
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:23,761
Hello.
VAL: Donut Head.
333
00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:25,096
It's Unicorn Sparkle.
334
00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:27,015
Uh, sorry,
I need to take this.
335
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:29,475
No problem.
It's a lady...
336
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:30,476
VAL: It's Unicorn Sparkle.
337
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,562
I mean, it's my mom.
My mom, of course,
is a lady.
338
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,230
VAL: What?
No, this is Val.
339
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,648
Those were our
code names, remember?
340
00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:37,984
Wait, your mom
calls you Donut Head?
341
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:40,278
What is going on?
We're taking a group picture,
and Fritz wants you in it.
342
00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:41,237
Ugh. Fine.
343
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:43,156
Okay, just tell him
I'll be right there.
344
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,866
Tell him yourself.
You're right in front of me.
345
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:46,325
Bye.
346
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,788
Ty-Ty. Val.
Come on.
347
00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:51,914
We've been
waiting for ya.
348
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,500
Nice tie, Tuskmon.
349
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,711
(GASPS)
Okay, let's hurry up
and take this picture,
350
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,755
so Fritz can tell us
he's retiring.
351
00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:02,258
All right. First,
the lighting and the
composition must be perfect.
352
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,177
Happy. Yes!
Happier!
353
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,261
You can do it!
354
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:06,846
No, no, no, no, no.
355
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,806
These are uninspired garbage.
356
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,099
We must dig deeper.
357
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:13,436
Wow. Looks like
we got ourselves
a real professional.
358
00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:17,815
(GASPS) Oh, I am
very happy with this one.
359
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,902
Who is this gorgeous creature
in front of me?
360
00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:22,612
(GRUNTS)
361
00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:24,030
(EXCLAIMING)
362
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,573
Great. Thanks again.
363
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:27,492
Now, we must
take a silly one.
364
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:28,659
Silly one?
Silly one.
365
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:29,827
This guy's a pro.
366
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,454
PIERRE:
Three, two, one. Silly!
367
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:34,832
Now you're afraid.
There is something
chasing you.
368
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:36,501
Now you are
chasing something.
369
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:40,671
Now you really need
to use the restroom,
but it is closed.
370
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:41,964
Now they opened
it again. Closed it.
371
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,132
Opened it. Closed it.
372
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:44,258
People are laughing at you.
373
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,469
You're ashamed.
374
00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:48,971
You ate something
that does not agree with you,
but you agree with it.
375
00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:55,645
You just ate
something crunchy.
(PANTING)
376
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,980
Mmm Mmm. Mmm.
(GASPS)
377
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,401
So how's your mom?
378
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:04,487
Uh, she's okay, I guess.
379
00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:05,655
Uh, why?
380
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:07,657
Well, she just called you.
381
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,784
Oh, right, that.
Yeah, she's just...
She's co-dependent.
382
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:11,035
So always calling.
383
00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:13,079
You know, I think I see
what's going on here.
384
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,705
You do?
You're playing hardball.
385
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,207
No, no.
I respect the move.
386
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:17,583
Never take the first offer.
387
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:18,793
Very smart.
388
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:22,839
So, what do you say now?
389
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:25,675
(VAL CLEARS THROAT)
(GASPS)
390
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:28,052
(IN FRENCH ACCENT)
Oh, excusez-moi,
Monsieur Tuskmon.
391
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,887
Your car is being towed,
392
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:31,472
because it's on fire.
393
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:32,598
Dangerous fire.
394
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:35,017
So big, so fiery.
Not tres bon.
395
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:37,395
So you need to move it
right away.
(GRUNTS)
396
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,397
Come with me.
Excusez-moi. Pardon-moi.
397
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:43,067
Uh, waiter.
Can I order some...
No!
398
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:43,151
(GASPS) This place
really is French.
399
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,989
Towing a car on fire?
400
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:49,073
That's what you
came up with?
401
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,074
I was thinking
on my feet.
402
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,701
Anyway, we're about
to start scareoke,
403
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,995
and Fritz wants to sing a song
with everyone, including you.
404
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:55,163
What song
do you want?
405
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:56,497
I don't know. Anything.
406
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:57,415
Screamie In a Bottle?
407
00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:59,125
Really? Is that even
in your range?
408
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:05,131
(SIGHS) Sorry about that.
It turns out it wasn't even
my car being towed.
409
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,508
Hmm. And on fire.
And on fire.
410
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:11,929
Yep, yep. Not my car,
because I don't even
have a car.
411
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,890
You know, I just, uh,
just remembered that.
412
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,600
Wow! Smells good
in here.
413
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,143
Is that screamed spinach?
414
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,562
Ooh.
JOHNNY: That waiter.
415
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:19,604
That was your friend
from the football game,
wasn't it?
416
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:25,276
(CHUCKLES) You think my friend
is a waiter here?
417
00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:27,820
Uh, no, I seriously doubt it.
418
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,823
Tylor. I know everyone
who works here.
419
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,700
(WHISPERS) Tell her she's got
to work on her accent.
420
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:35,870
(SIGHS)
Hey, I see what this is.
421
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:36,037
Yeah. I...
Sorry.
422
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,331
This was all a...
423
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,708
An elaborate ruse
to get you a company car.
424
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:41,792
Am I right?
425
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:43,961
(LAUGHS)
426
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:45,546
Guilty.
Let me guess.
427
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:48,257
You probably want something
with a lot of power too.
Vroom, vroom.
428
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:52,303
You can see
by these speed lines,
it'll be very fast.
429
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,430
(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING
ON SPEAKERS)
430
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,474
Ugh, seriously?
431
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:58,893
What is going on?
432
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,811
What?
What? You don't hear that?
433
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:03,439
Uh, maybe, yeah.
I... I hear some...
434
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,983
I'm so sorry.
It's never this
loud in here.
435
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:08,486
I'll take care...
No, no, no.
436
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:10,071
Let me handle this.
437
00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:12,240
You know what?
Why not get a dessert going?
438
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:15,826
I hear the phlegm brulee
is... (BLOWS KISS)
Chef's kiss.
439
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,954
Uh, you probably
knew that.
Be right back.
440
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,538
(LAUGHS)
441
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:24,126
(CLANGING)
(SCREAMS)
442
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:27,213
Occupied.
(KISSES)
443
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:27,296
♪ Sleepin' soundly right here
444
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:33,219
♪ And now we'll creep in
and fill his night with fear
445
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:37,682
♪ So bring your big roar
and your sharp claws too
446
00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:41,852
♪ We're gonna scare this kid
and his sister, too ♪
447
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:44,188
MIKE: Come on, now...
(POWERS OFF)
448
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,690
What the...
That's a bit rude.
449
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:46,691
DUNCAN: Oh, Tylor did it.
450
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,526
What gives, man?
It was just
getting good.
451
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:49,694
Just getting good?
452
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,028
Uh, yeah.
Yeah. Sorry.
453
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:54,532
Well, I just...
I shut that off
because, um... Fritz!
454
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:58,077
Fritz! Hey, didn't you have
a big announcement to make?
(GASPS)
455
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,120
That's right.
456
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,038
(LAUGHS)
Your big announcement.
457
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:04,041
Everyone quiet!
(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK)
458
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:04,208
(CHUCKLES)
459
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,169
Fritz, the floor
is yours.
460
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:15,052
Okay. Thank you all
for this wonderful party.
461
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,681
(SIGHS) Wow, this is hard.
462
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:23,686
Today isn't just
my 40th work anniversary.
463
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:27,148
It's also the end
of an era for me.
464
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,610
Now, some of you have
probably been expecting this
for a while.
465
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,572
But here we go.
(INHALES DEEPLY)
466
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:41,162
I am cutting back
to one Drooler Cooler
a day.
467
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:43,748
Huh?
(PARTY HORNS BLOWING)
468
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,166
I didn't think I could
get through that.
469
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,169
Oi, you said we'd pop him
after he made
the big announcement.
470
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,087
Yeah, I meant when he
announced his retirement.
471
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:51,213
I'm not retiring.
472
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,299
Not retiring? But...
473
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:56,177
(STAMMERS)
I'm not getting
your job?
474
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,721
Oh, boy.
I can't afford
that hot tub.
475
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:00,723
I bought three hot tubs.
I gotta call Mother.
476
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,892
Ugh, she's gotta
cancel the order.
477
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:05,102
Ugh. (SCREAMS)
Get outta my way!
478
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:07,313
(SCREAMING)
479
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,107
(GASPS)
480
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:11,567
Mmm-hmm.
481
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:13,819
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
482
00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:16,947
Uh...
Sullivan.
483
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:44,350
Johnny?
Well, Johnny Worthington.
484
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,976
To what do we
owe the displeasure?
485
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,896
I was just having
dinner by myself.
486
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:52,149
MIKE: Probably because
no one likes you.
SULLEY: Mike.
487
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,442
Look, I get why
you're mad.
488
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,694
What happened on
Jack and Jill
this morning...
489
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:56,737
That wasn't fair.
490
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:58,739
I'm sorry.
Huh. I appreciate that.
491
00:19:58,739 --> 00:19:58,781
Oh! And congrats
on your presentation
at C.R.E.E.P.
492
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:03,160
I heard it got
a lot of buzz.
493
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:06,080
You know, we really
should sit down and talk about
how we could work together.
494
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,499
Maybe kickstart
an energy roundtable.
495
00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:10,710
You know, see if
Laugh Power
has potential.
496
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,921
Potential?
Ha! Of course
it has potential.
497
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,256
It's the future.
498
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:16,799
Thanks, Johnny.
I'd like that.
499
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:18,801
Hi, Johnny Worthington.
500
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:22,054
It was, uh,
Taylor, right?
Oh, um, Tylor.
501
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,431
Sorry. Tylor.
502
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:27,059
Yeah, no, I... I get, uh,
I get Taylor a lot, so...
503
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,227
Nice to see you.
504
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,521
I hope we bump into
each other again soon.
505
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:32,648
Good night, everybody.
506
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:36,110
FRITZ: Bye.
Yeah. I'd like to bump
into you. In my car.
507
00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:39,405
You're not actually
gonna sit down with that
no-neck narcissist, are you?
508
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,323
Mikey.
He's a changed monster.
509
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:44,201
College was 20 years
and 200 pounds ago.
510
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,120
Maybe we can bring
some laughs to FearCo.
511
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,204
Ugh.
Oh!
512
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:48,914
I think you're up
at scareoke again.
513
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,958
(GASPS) I Scare You, Babe?
514
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,419
Wow. We really got
to update these songs.
515
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:55,546
Okay? All right.
I'll go sing it.
516
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:58,924
But then we're talking
more about Johnny.
517
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,468
Maybe I'll sing it twice.
518
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:01,594
Got to feel out the room.
519
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,555
(SIGHS)
520
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:08,184
Oh.
521
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:12,021
Did you taste this?
Mmm-hmm. Sure did.
522
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:13,272
(BOTH BLOW KISSES)
523
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,024
BOTH: Chef's kiss.
524
00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:17,735
I can't believe
we pulled this off.
525
00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:20,738
I mean, I couldn't have done
Operation "Don't Get Caught"
without you.
526
00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:22,907
(GASPS) You think we can
keep our code names?
527
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:25,159
Uh, only if I get
to be Unicorn Sparkle.
528
00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:27,077
(BOTH GIGGLE)
(PIERRE CLEARS THROAT)
529
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:29,246
You left this
in the closet, monsieur.
530
00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:30,873
Oh, uh, right.
531
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:33,209
Pardon-moi, monsieur.
We are closing,
532
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:36,670
and as you can see,
I have plans.
533
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:38,339
(LAUGHS)
534
00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:40,132
(LAUGHS)
(GASPS)
535
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,759
Oh!
536
00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:43,552
We'll take
our food to go.
537
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:45,971
ROZE: Pierre.
538
00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:48,974
(GASPS)
539
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:53,020
What's that?
540
00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:55,898
Huh.
It's Johnny's Scare card.
541
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,400
He, uh, must have dropped it.
542
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,361
Okay, so...
Tell me everything.
543
00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:01,862
What did Johnny want?
544
00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:04,949
Uh, he offered me a job
545
00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:07,159
as a Scarer at FearCo.
546
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,494
What?
547
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:09,662
What did you tell him?
548
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,289
(EXHALES) Things got so crazy,
549
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:14,959
I didn't have a chance
to answer.
550
00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:18,420
Well, what are you
gonna tell him?
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