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Tommy? How are you?

The world is my oyster, Cami. What can I tell you?

I remember that oyster.

This is a bereavement offer.

What's the catch?

You can't decide that

the accident was our fault.

What if it was your fault?

- Where's Victor? - Victor has

asked us to assist in the dissolution of the marriage.

Get to the fucking Bentley.

The Bentley was a gift.

All gifts are your separate property.

The Hermosa Field lease?

They want compensation

for the product they lost.

- Get in line. - They made threats.

Why is Nathan calling my phone?

- Hey, Nate. - Cooper was attacked last night.

- He's in surgery at General. - Cooper Norris?

- Who are you? - Who are you?

- I'm his sister. - I'm harder to explain.

Oh, my God!

Mom?

Find the fuckers that did this.

That's what I do to people who hurt my family.

I got to get my boy out of here

before somebody kills him.

Well, I'll tell you what,

I've seen some terrible ideas in my day.

Why don't you come home, Cooper?

And where would that be, Dad? Where's home for me?

It's the least I can do.

And it will be nice to have some company.

You might get more company than you want, honey.

There's a big bull's-eye on this boy.

I know. I put it there.

Just like Romeo and Juliet.

You remember what happened to them?

I've actually never seen the play.

They died, Beverly.

After they destroyed their own families,

they both committed suicide.

Okay.

Hola, Lucia.

Hola.

Okay, watch your step.

¿Cómo está mi bebé?

Todo tranquilo. Tomó dos botellas.

Dormido. Todo bien.

-¿Me das un momento? - Mm-hmm.

Sí, no hay prisa. No tengo nada que hacer.

Está chulo.

Lucia.

This is your room.

This is the only bed we've got.

Other room has a crib in it.

You might be skinny, but you ain't fitting in that.

I can't take your room.

I sleep most nights on the couch anyways.

I'm gonna make you something to eat.

I-I'm not hungry.

Okay, the one thing you're gonna do while you're here is eat.

Keep that pace steady!

Every stroke counts towards your goals.

Remember, you're stronger than you think.

You should teach a class here, Mama.

Your ass is nicer than the instructor's.

You're so sweet, baby.

I don't know, I mean, that's a pretty round peach.

Bitch!

Excuse me?

Your ass is amazing, I hate you.

Thank you.

I mean, they say if you do what you love,

you'll never work a day in your life.

I'm never working a day in my life no matter what.

My only job is to make my man happy.

Then he will buy me the things that make me happy

and take me to the places that make me happy.

And I will reward him with sex.

That's the way the world works, honey.

Throw in the occasional blowjob?

You got the world by the short and curlies.

- Switch stations. - Whew.

If you're on a rower, get to a treadmill.

If you're on a treadmill, get to a rower.

Set your treadmills to three for elevation and seven for speed.

Go six and eight. If we wanted to burn calories,

we would jog the fucking neighborhood.

We're here to build butts.

All right, ladies. In three...

two... one.

Let's go! Let's go!

- Another round? - Oh, no, thank you, darling.

You sure?

Okay, look, we'll go 60-40, 60 your way.

How many wells?

Phase one would be 54.

Uh, the entire field we're thinking 250, 300.

We drilled six exploratory wells, hit on four.

All four producing over 200 barrels.

- What do you need me for? - Well, the banks, Monty.

The fucking private banks won't touch fossil fuels anymore.

Fill their fucking G5s with our product,

but they won't kick over any paper.

How about Lone Star or, uh, uh, Plains Capital?

Nope, no. They want full recourse,

nine percent minimum.

Well, now, Danny, what do you think I'm gonna want?

I'm offering you the upside, Monty.

Oh, I don't know.

I got my own fields to drill.

I have 130 wells to work over,

and another 50,000 acres surveyed and ready to go.

All right. I'll go 65.

Give me a minute.

I hate flying into Denver anyhow,

'cause, you know, it's so damn bumpy going in there.

I said, "What-What's going on here?"

She said, "It's a medical emergency.

A guy's colostomy bag blew up."

And...

I guess from the pressure or whatever, you know.

I ain't shitting you.

Hey, boys. We eating, drinking, or both?

- Both. - All right.

Now, we're having a special on Bud Light.

I'll bet you are.

Yeah, how's that working out for you, Ellie?

- Like a popcorn fart in church. - Mm-hmm.

Y'all want to help a country girl out?

They match me the price in a bonus.

We're working, Ellie. Just bring us a pitcher of Ultra

and we'll get you on the back end.

I know you will, darling. Y'all want to hear the specials?

Not really.

Chicken fried steaks all the way around.

You want mashed or French fries?

- Both for me. - Both.

Let's just do both all the way around.

Well, I guess we're getting our vitamins

from the creamed gravy today, huh, boys?

Monty wants the work-over crews started.

You tell him about the fucking smugglers

that rolled up on us?

He's aware, so is the sheriff.

The fuck the sheriff's gonna do?

Nothing.

Just use the crews on the south side of the camp,

if you know what I mean.

You mean the gangsters.

That's exactly what I mean.

Tommy, this job is dangerous enough

without getting fucking shot at.

They're just gonna make threats, trust me.

If that's all they gonna do, then why am I taking gangsters?

Better to have a gun and not have to use it, Boss.

Speak of the devil.

That ain't the devil, that's Satan.

If he's Satan, you know what that makes us.

- Here you go, baby. - Oh, thank you.

What?

What, what?

Well, if he's Satan,

what does that make us?

Demons.

Yes, sir?

Diamond wants to do a farm-out

on a drill to earn.

At what?

Sixty-forty.

Where?

All along the Val Verde Basin.

That's so covered up with smugglers,

you leave a truck there overnight,

the son of a bitch is gone the next morning.

I'm-a have to perimeter fence the site,

I'm gonna have to get security,

take the price up per hole about 750.

And that's a big risk down south.

You don't just stab the ground and it shoots up.

You got to find the pockets.

They hit on four of their six exploratory wells.

Am I building roads?

Don't know.

How many?

Fifty-four.

I'm-a have to bring on another eight crews. Your split sucks.

Well, I'll work on the split.

Are we gonna hold off on the sage flats?

Nope. Those are going, too.

That's a lot of unhappy drug dealers in that field.

I'm gonna need help with that.

I told you, I'm working on it.

All right, I appreciate it.

Listen, if you close this deal,

I'm gonna need surveys, I'm gonna need seismographs,

I'm gonna need geothermal.

Yep, yep. You'll have all of it.

What bank?

I need to know how big the microscope

up my ass is gonna be.

No bank.

I thought we don't do that anymore.

The stars aligned. We're pushing the chips toward the middle.

You're pushing 300 million chips in the middle, Monty.

Well, they're my chips, aren't they, Tommy?

I get 100% until I recoup.

70% for 12 months after that, 65% in perpetuity.

What am I, Monty, a fucking sucker?

No, what you are is an over-leveraged LLC

without enough credit to pull the loan.

And you're too greedy to offer any collateral

or risk any of your profits.

So you want no recourse? This is the price.

Or... fuck you.

Go on over to TPG or Fortress

and watch the master class they're giving

on getting fucked.

All right, you got yourself a deal.

I'll have a contract on your desk by the end of the week.

Weren't you supposed to start school this week?

I was, but I decided to wait a week

and build the anticipation.

You want to go school shopping?

In Midland?

No, we'd have to go to Dallas or New York.

We don't have the jet anymore.

I know, baby.

Divorce doesn't just affect the couple,

it affects the whole family. I'm sorry.

What is that?

That's where you end up if your children don't love you.

So, what, they-they just sit there and wait to die?

Pretty much.

That's so sad.

We could go visit them.

And do what?

Well, we could go to CVS and get some games,

we could get some snacks.

I wouldn't know what to say to them.

Honey, they wouldn't care what you say.

They just care that you're saying it.

Okay, let's do it.

So, you're 91?

91.

That's pretty fucking old, Bob.

Pecker still works.

That was my next question.

Well, I'm not exactly in control of when it works...

...but the son of a bitch

still works.

So, walk me through a day in the life of this place.

I mean, what's the deal?

Well, breakfast at 6:30,

then they move us in here.

Nap till 10:30,

then lunch at noon.

Then back in here till 2:30,

then nap till 3:30,

then they move us back in here.

Then at 6:30, we have supper.

We watch Jeopardy! at 7,

then eight o'clock is bedtime.

Any activities?

What kind of activities you see me doing

in this goddamn wheelchair?

Y'all can play cards.

Nobody can remember the rules.

That's beautiful.

It's shit.

No, it's... it's really beautiful.

Why a crow?

Like, where did you, you know, get the inspiration?

'Cause it's sitting

in the fucking yard.

Right.

You know your problem, old man?

You're pissed off. I mean, all of you are.

And I get it. Shit, I'd be pissed off too

if I was stuck in this place, nothing to do.

I know what you people need.

- What's that? - I'll be right back.

Right back, honey.

What can I get for you, ma'am?

Gallon of Tito's, margarita mix,

12-pack of ranch waters.

What kind of hard seltzers you got?

Oh, here we go.

All right, here we go.

"A recent laboratory study shows that

undergraduates have 50% less sex

after being exposed to..."

"Big Bird's brown crusty asshole."

That was mine.

You're not supposed to say that, Bev.

I'm supposed to try and guess. But now I know

how your mind works, and you are one twisted bitch, Bev.

That's my winner. Everybody drink up,

except Beverly.

I was already drinking.

You got to pace yourself, Bob.

We don't want that pecker waking up.

I'm sorry, who are you?

You are sorry. I mean, look at this place.

Would you want to live out your last years here?

They can't drink alcohol.

You can't get further from 21 than this crowd.

Most of them are-- All of them are on medication.

What's the worst that could happen?

They could die.

That's what they were sent here to do,

and until that happens, they are still adults,

and they can make their own decisions.

Right, Ethel?

You bet your ass.

They sure can, but right now,

it's time for their afternoon nap.

Well, look at that, mission accomplished.

Don't throw these games out.

Let them have a little fucking fun.

A little music and a little fucking fun.

Not too much to ask.

Bye.

They were so sweet. Not Ethel.

Poor old birds.

No one to give two shits about them.

Excuse me.

This bitch.

They want to know what time tomorrow.

Tomorrow?

What time are you coming back?

I don't want to hear any shit about how I entertain them.

Hey, whatever you did, keep doing it.

That's the first time I've seen Ethel smile.

See you at 11.

They're still in their morning nap.

Fuck their nap. It's all they do.

See you at 11.

I'll tell them.

Mama?

I think you found your calling.

We need more than this clown

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