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Victor has 11 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:24,546 asked us to assist in the dissolution of the marriage. 12 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:26,156 Get to the fucking Bentley. 13 00:00:26,374 --> 00:00:27,766 The Bentley was a gift. 14 00:00:27,940 --> 00:00:29,725 All gifts are your separate property. 15 00:00:29,942 --> 00:00:31,118 The Hermosa Field lease? 16 00:00:31,292 --> 00:00:32,119 They want compensation 17 00:00:32,336 --> 00:00:33,555 for the product they lost. 18 00:00:33,772 --> 00:00:35,122 - Get in line. - They made threats. 19 00:00:35,296 --> 00:00:38,168 - Why is Nathan calling my phone? 20 00:00:38,342 --> 00:00:40,127 - Hey, Nate. - Cooper was attacked last night. 21 00:00:40,344 --> 00:00:42,477 - He's in surgery at General. - Cooper Norris? 22 00:00:43,565 --> 00:00:45,175 - Who are you? - Who are you? 23 00:00:45,349 --> 00:00:47,699 - I'm his sister. - I'm harder to explain. 24 00:00:47,873 --> 00:00:49,092 Oh, my God! 25 00:00:49,266 --> 00:00:50,746 Mom? 26 00:00:50,963 --> 00:00:52,487 Find the fuckers that did this. 27 00:00:52,617 --> 00:00:53,966 ♪ dramatic music ♪ 28 00:00:55,751 --> 00:00:58,275 That's what I do to people who hurt my family. 29 00:00:58,449 --> 00:00:59,407 Ah! 30 00:00:59,581 --> 00:01:00,669 I got to get my boy out of here 31 00:01:00,843 --> 00:01:02,714 before somebody kills him. 32 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,761 ♪ somber country music ♪ 33 00:02:05,212 --> 00:02:06,387 Well, I'll tell you what, 34 00:02:06,561 --> 00:02:08,215 I've seen some terrible ideas in my day. 35 00:02:10,086 --> 00:02:11,305 Why don't you come home, Cooper? 36 00:02:12,393 --> 00:02:15,570 And where would that be, Dad? Where's home for me? 37 00:02:16,658 --> 00:02:18,312 It's the least I can do. 38 00:02:18,529 --> 00:02:20,749 And it will be nice to have some company. 39 00:02:22,098 --> 00:02:25,188 You might get more company than you want, honey. 40 00:02:25,362 --> 00:02:27,147 There's a big bull's-eye on this boy. 41 00:02:27,321 --> 00:02:30,324 I know. I put it there. 42 00:02:41,248 --> 00:02:43,424 Just like Romeo and Juliet. 43 00:02:45,034 --> 00:02:46,818 You remember what happened to them? 44 00:02:48,124 --> 00:02:49,734 I've actually never seen the play. 45 00:02:49,908 --> 00:02:51,214 They died, Beverly. 46 00:02:51,388 --> 00:02:53,477 After they destroyed their own families, 47 00:02:53,651 --> 00:02:55,566 they both committed suicide. 48 00:02:59,614 --> 00:03:01,268 ♪ quiet, contemplative music ♪ 49 00:03:21,766 --> 00:03:24,029 - Okay. 50 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,205 Hola, Lucia. 51 00:03:25,379 --> 00:03:26,597 Hola. 52 00:03:28,338 --> 00:03:30,514 Okay, watch your step. 53 00:03:37,434 --> 00:03:39,262 ¿Cómo está mi bebé? 54 00:03:39,393 --> 00:03:41,438 Todo tranquilo. Tomó dos botellas. 55 00:03:41,569 --> 00:03:43,135 Dormido. Todo bien. 56 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:44,963 -¿Me das un momento? Mm-hmm. 57 00:03:45,137 --> 00:03:47,792 Sí, no hay prisa. No tengo nada que hacer. 58 00:03:47,966 --> 00:03:48,837 Está chulo. 59 00:03:49,011 --> 00:03:50,317 Lucia. 60 00:04:08,944 --> 00:04:10,250 This is your room. 61 00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:12,556 This is the only bed we've got. 62 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:14,689 Other room has a crib in it. 63 00:04:14,863 --> 00:04:17,126 You might be skinny, but you ain't fitting in that. 64 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:18,780 I can't take your room. 65 00:04:18,954 --> 00:04:21,826 I sleep most nights on the couch anyways. 66 00:04:24,438 --> 00:04:26,222 I'm gonna make you something to eat. 67 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:28,703 I-I'm not hungry. 68 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:34,578 Okay, the one thing you're gonna do while you're here is eat. 69 00:04:34,752 --> 00:04:36,580 ♪ gentle music ♪ 70 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:56,513 ♪ gentle music ♪ 71 00:06:01,491 --> 00:06:03,841 ♪ Go on and do the two-step then cowboy boogie ♪ 72 00:06:04,015 --> 00:06:05,321 ♪ Grab your sweetheart... ♪ 73 00:06:05,495 --> 00:06:07,802 Keep that pace steady! 74 00:06:08,803 --> 00:06:10,500 Every stroke counts towards your goals. 75 00:06:10,718 --> 00:06:12,197 Remember, you're stronger than you think. 76 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,156 ♪ And dip with it ♪ 77 00:06:14,330 --> 00:06:16,332 ♪ Go and throw down, take a sip with it ♪ 78 00:06:16,506 --> 00:06:17,899 ♪ Now lean back, put your hips in it... ♪ 79 00:06:18,073 --> 00:06:20,292 You should teach a class here, Mama. 80 00:06:20,467 --> 00:06:22,947 Your ass is nicer than the instructor's. 81 00:06:23,121 --> 00:06:24,384 You're so sweet, baby. 82 00:06:24,558 --> 00:06:26,342 ♪ To the right, to the right... ♪ 83 00:06:26,516 --> 00:06:29,954 I don't know, I mean, that's a pretty round peach. 84 00:06:30,085 --> 00:06:31,173 Bitch! 85 00:06:31,347 --> 00:06:32,566 Excuse me? 86 00:06:32,696 --> 00:06:34,611 Your ass is amazing, I hate you. 87 00:06:34,785 --> 00:06:36,352 Thank you. 88 00:06:36,526 --> 00:06:37,745 I mean, they say if you do what you love, 89 00:06:37,919 --> 00:06:40,182 you'll never work a day in your life. 90 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,402 I'm never working a day in my life no matter what. 91 00:06:44,142 --> 00:06:46,188 My only job is to make my man happy. 92 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,582 Then he will buy me the things that make me happy 93 00:06:48,799 --> 00:06:50,540 and take me to the places that make me happy. 94 00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:52,629 And I will reward him with sex. 95 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:54,979 That's the way the world works, honey. 96 00:06:55,153 --> 00:06:57,765 Throw in the occasional blowjob? 97 00:06:57,982 --> 00:07:00,420 You got the world by the short and curlies. 98 00:07:00,594 --> 00:07:02,160 Switch stations. - Whew. 99 00:07:02,378 --> 00:07:04,424 If you're on a rower, get to a treadmill. 100 00:07:04,554 --> 00:07:06,426 If you're on a treadmill, get to a rower. 101 00:07:06,643 --> 00:07:10,734 Set your treadmills to three for elevation and seven for speed. 102 00:07:10,908 --> 00:07:12,954 Go six and eight. If we wanted to burn calories, 103 00:07:13,128 --> 00:07:14,999 we would jog the fucking neighborhood. 104 00:07:15,217 --> 00:07:16,827 We're here to build butts. 105 00:07:18,829 --> 00:07:20,788 All right, ladies. In three... 106 00:07:20,918 --> 00:07:23,747 two... one. 107 00:07:23,921 --> 00:07:24,835 Let's go! Let's go! 108 00:07:25,009 --> 00:07:26,315 ♪ Whoo ♪ 109 00:07:28,317 --> 00:07:29,710 ♪ contemplative music ♪ 110 00:07:36,891 --> 00:07:39,720 Another round? - Oh, no, thank you, darling. 111 00:07:39,894 --> 00:07:41,461 You sure? 112 00:07:41,591 --> 00:07:45,290 Okay, look, we'll go 60-40, 60 your way. 113 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,205 How many wells? 114 00:07:47,379 --> 00:07:48,729 Phase one would be 54. 115 00:07:48,859 --> 00:07:52,080 Uh, the entire field we're thinking 250, 300. 116 00:07:52,210 --> 00:07:54,343 We drilled six exploratory wells, hit on four. 117 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:56,432 All four producing over 200 barrels. 118 00:07:56,650 --> 00:07:59,130 - What do you need me for? - Well, the banks, Monty. 119 00:07:59,304 --> 00:08:02,699 The fucking private banks won't touch fossil fuels anymore. 120 00:08:02,873 --> 00:08:04,440 Fill their fucking G5s with our product, 121 00:08:04,658 --> 00:08:05,963 but they won't kick over any paper. 122 00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:08,618 How about Lone Star or, uh, uh, Plains Capital? 123 00:08:08,836 --> 00:08:10,968 Nope, no. They want full recourse, 124 00:08:11,142 --> 00:08:12,535 nine percent minimum. 125 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:15,538 Well, now, Danny, what do you think I'm gonna want? 126 00:08:15,712 --> 00:08:18,367 I'm offering you the upside, Monty. 127 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:21,457 Oh, I don't know. 128 00:08:23,024 --> 00:08:24,634 I got my own fields to drill. 129 00:08:24,808 --> 00:08:27,811 I have 130 wells to work over, 130 00:08:27,985 --> 00:08:31,032 and another 50,000 acres surveyed and ready to go. 131 00:08:32,642 --> 00:08:35,079 All right. I'll go 65. 132 00:08:38,213 --> 00:08:40,302 Give me a minute. 133 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,174 ♪ I'm drawing blanks in my mind ♪ 134 00:08:43,348 --> 00:08:45,263 ♪ I indulge in dry wine ♪ 135 00:08:45,481 --> 00:08:48,440 ♪ Verses jump off my pages all of the time... ♪ 136 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:50,312 I hate flying into Denver anyhow, 137 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,444 'cause, you know, it's so damn bumpy going in there. 138 00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:54,490 I said, "What-What's going on here?" 139 00:08:54,664 --> 00:08:56,361 She said, "It's a medical emergency. 140 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:57,972 A guy's colostomy bag blew up." 141 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,366 And... 142 00:09:01,497 --> 00:09:02,454 I guess from the pressure or whatever, you know. 143 00:09:02,672 --> 00:09:03,978 I ain't shitting you. 144 00:09:04,152 --> 00:09:05,327 Hey, boys. We eating, drinking, or both? 145 00:09:05,501 --> 00:09:06,894 - Both. All right. 146 00:09:07,111 --> 00:09:08,199 Now, we're having a special on Bud Light. 147 00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:09,723 I'll bet you are. 148 00:09:09,853 --> 00:09:11,333 Yeah, how's that working out for you, Ellie? 149 00:09:11,507 --> 00:09:12,682 - Like a popcorn fart in church. - Mm-hmm. 150 00:09:12,856 --> 00:09:14,554 Y'all want to help a country girl out? 151 00:09:14,728 --> 00:09:17,426 They match me the price in a bonus. 152 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:18,775 We're working, Ellie. Just bring us a pitcher of Ultra 153 00:09:18,949 --> 00:09:20,734 and we'll get you on the back end. 154 00:09:20,908 --> 00:09:22,910 I know you will, darling. Y'all want to hear the specials? 155 00:09:23,084 --> 00:09:24,346 Not really. 156 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:25,565 Chicken fried steaks all the way around. 157 00:09:25,739 --> 00:09:27,001 You want mashed or French fries? 158 00:09:27,131 --> 00:09:28,568 - Both for me. Both. 159 00:09:28,785 --> 00:09:29,873 Let's just do both all the way around. 160 00:09:30,047 --> 00:09:31,483 Well, I guess we're getting our vitamins 161 00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,007 from the creamed gravy today, huh, boys? 162 00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:37,751 Monty wants the work-over crews started. 163 00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:41,145 You tell him about the fucking smugglers 164 00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:42,494 that rolled up on us? 165 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:44,540 He's aware, so is the sheriff. 166 00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:46,194 The fuck the sheriff's gonna do? 167 00:09:46,368 --> 00:09:47,804 Nothing. 168 00:09:47,935 --> 00:09:49,284 Just use the crews on the south side of the camp, 169 00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:50,764 if you know what I mean. 170 00:09:52,156 --> 00:09:53,201 You mean the gangsters. 171 00:09:53,331 --> 00:09:54,855 That's exactly what I mean. 172 00:09:55,029 --> 00:09:56,378 Tommy, this job is dangerous enough 173 00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:57,640 without getting fucking shot at. 174 00:09:57,814 --> 00:09:59,729 They're just gonna make threats, trust me. 175 00:09:59,903 --> 00:10:02,036 If that's all they gonna do, then why am I taking gangsters? 176 00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:04,125 Better to have a gun and not have to use it, Boss. 177 00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:07,519 Speak of the devil. 178 00:10:10,566 --> 00:10:12,786 That ain't the devil, that's Satan. 179 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:16,920 If he's Satan, you know what that makes us. 180 00:10:21,098 --> 00:10:23,100 Here you go, baby. - Oh, thank you. 181 00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:25,712 Mmm. 182 00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:28,149 What? 183 00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:29,933 What, what? 184 00:10:30,151 --> 00:10:31,413 Well, if he's Satan, 185 00:10:31,587 --> 00:10:33,415 what does that make us? 186 00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:38,638 Demons. 187 00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:43,512 Yes, sir? 188 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:44,644 Diamond wants to do a farm-out 189 00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:46,733 on a drill to earn. 190 00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:47,690 At what? 191 00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:49,649 Sixty-forty. 192 00:10:50,475 --> 00:10:52,173 Where? 193 00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:53,696 All along the Val Verde Basin. 194 00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:55,524 That's so covered up with smugglers, 195 00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:57,134 you leave a truck there overnight, 196 00:10:57,308 --> 00:10:58,658 the son of a bitch is gone the next morning. 197 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:01,443 I'm-a have to perimeter fence the site, 198 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,358 I'm gonna have to get security, 199 00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:06,056 take the price up per hole about 750. 200 00:11:07,101 --> 00:11:08,624 And that's a big risk down south. 201 00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:10,408 You don't just stab the ground and it shoots up. 202 00:11:10,582 --> 00:11:11,801 You got to find the pockets. 203 00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:14,804 They hit on four of their six exploratory wells. 204 00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:16,806 Am I building roads? 205 00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:18,416 Don't know. 206 00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:20,157 How many? 207 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:22,333 Fifty-four. 208 00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:27,774 I'm-a have to bring on another eight crews. Your split sucks. 209 00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:29,645 Well, I'll work on the split. 210 00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:32,430 Are we gonna hold off on the sage flats? 211 00:11:32,561 --> 00:11:34,215 Nope. Those are going, too. 212 00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:36,391 That's a lot of unhappy drug dealers in that field. 213 00:11:36,565 --> 00:11:37,827 I'm gonna need help with that. 214 00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:39,786 I told you, I'm working on it. 215 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,265 All right, I appreciate it. 216 00:11:41,483 --> 00:11:42,963 Listen, if you close this deal, 217 00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:45,443 I'm gonna need surveys, I'm gonna need seismographs, 218 00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:46,575 I'm gonna need geothermal. 219 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:48,708 Yep, yep. You'll have all of it. 220 00:11:48,882 --> 00:11:50,100 What bank? 221 00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:51,275 I need to know how big the microscope 222 00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:52,929 up my ass is gonna be. 223 00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:54,409 No bank. 224 00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:57,934 I thought we don't do that anymore. 225 00:11:58,152 --> 00:12:01,198 The stars aligned. We're pushing the chips toward the middle. 226 00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:03,244 You're pushing 300 million chips in the middle, Monty. 227 00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:05,072 Well, they're my chips, aren't they, Tommy? 228 00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:19,216 I get 100% until I recoup. 229 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:22,785 70% for 12 months after that, 65% in perpetuity. 230 00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:24,831 What am I, Monty, a fucking sucker? 231 00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:27,398 No, what you are is an over-leveraged LLC 232 00:12:27,572 --> 00:12:29,836 without enough credit to pull the loan. 233 00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:32,403 And you're too greedy to offer any collateral 234 00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:33,883 or risk any of your profits. 235 00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:36,233 So you want no recourse? This is the price. 236 00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:39,019 Or... fuck you. 237 00:12:40,237 --> 00:12:42,849 Go on over to TPG or Fortress 238 00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:45,199 and watch the master class they're giving 239 00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:46,853 on getting fucked. 240 00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:55,078 All right, you got yourself a deal. 241 00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:58,429 I'll have a contract on your desk by the end of the week. 242 00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:00,257 ♪ dramatic music ♪ 243 00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:08,570 ♪ "Hillbilly Hippie" by Lainey Wilson ♪ 244 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,572 ♪ F-250 with a daisy on the dash ♪ 245 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,923 ♪ "God, guns, country" bumper sticker on the back ♪ 246 00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:16,491 ♪ Throwback bell ringing britches ♪ 247 00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:18,667 ♪ Fit like a Friday night... ♪ 248 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,756 Weren't you supposed to start school this week? 249 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:22,453 I was, but I decided to wait a week 250 00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:23,628 and build the anticipation. 251 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,065 You want to go school shopping? 252 00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:26,283 In Midland? 253 00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:30,722 No, we'd have to go to Dallas or New York. 254 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:31,941 We don't have the jet anymore. 255 00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:35,249 I know, baby. 256 00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:37,468 Divorce doesn't just affect the couple, 257 00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:40,776 it affects the whole family. I'm sorry. 258 00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:44,301 What is that? 259 00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:48,479 That's where you end up if your children don't love you. 260 00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:52,048 So, what, they-they just sit there and wait to die? 261 00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:53,180 Pretty much. 262 00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:55,312 That's so sad. 263 00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,619 ♪ Hillbilly hippie... ♪ 264 00:13:57,793 --> 00:13:59,186 We could go visit them. 265 00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:00,709 And do what? 266 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,754 Well, we could go to CVS and get some games, 267 00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,191 we could get some snacks. 268 00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:05,932 I wouldn't know what to say to them. 269 00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:08,935 Honey, they wouldn't care what you say. 270 00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:10,371 They just care that you're saying it. 271 00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:12,808 Okay, let's do it. 272 00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:15,158 ♪ All day long ♪ 273 00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:18,770 ♪ All day, all day long ♪ 274 00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:20,207 So, you're 91? 275 00:14:20,337 --> 00:14:22,296 91. 276 00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:24,385 That's pretty fucking old, Bob. 277 00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:26,343 Pecker still works. 278 00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:28,389 That was my next question. 279 00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:32,784 Well, I'm not exactly in control of when it works... 280 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,221 Mm-hmm. - ...but the son of a bitch 281 00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:35,962 still works. 282 00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:38,355 So, walk me through a day in the life of this place. 283 00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:40,531 I mean, what's the deal? 284 00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:43,708 Well, breakfast at 6:30, 285 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,493 then they move us in here. 286 00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:49,192 Nap till 10:30, 287 00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:51,412 then lunch at noon. 288 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,196 Mm-hmm. 289 00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:56,547 Then back in here till 2:30, 290 00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:59,246 then nap till 3:30, 291 00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:02,205 then they move us back in here. 292 00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:06,209 Then at 6:30, we have supper. 293 00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:09,386 We watch Jeopardy! at 7, 294 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,388 then eight o'clock is bedtime. 295 00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,129 Any activities? 296 00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:16,176 What kind of activities you see me doing 297 00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:18,265 in this goddamn wheelchair? 298 00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:19,570 Y'all can play cards. 299 00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:22,182 Nobody can remember the rules. 300 00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:24,184 That's beautiful. 301 00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:25,968 It's shit. 302 00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:28,231 No, it's... it's really beautiful. 303 00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:30,320 Why a crow? 304 00:15:31,582 --> 00:15:35,499 Like, where did you, you know, get the inspiration? 305 00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:37,893 'Cause it's sitting 306 00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:39,721 - in the fucking yard. 307 00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:41,244 Oh. 308 00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:43,681 Right. 309 00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:44,987 You know your problem, old man? 310 00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:48,077 You're pissed off. I mean, all of you are. 311 00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:51,254 And I get it. Shit, I'd be pissed off too 312 00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:54,214 if I was stuck in this place, nothing to do. 313 00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,261 I know what you people need. 314 00:15:58,435 --> 00:16:00,524 - What's that? - I'll be right back. 315 00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:02,004 ♪ "Spirit in the Sky" by Norman Greenbaum ♪ 316 00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:04,050 Right back, honey. 317 00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:35,081 ♪ When I die and they lay me to rest ♪ 318 00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:38,998 ♪ Gonna go to the place that's the best ♪ 319 00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:42,566 ♪ When I lay me down to die, going up... ♪ 320 00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:44,525 What can I get for you, ma'am? 321 00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:45,569 Gallon of Tito's, margarita mix, 322 00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:46,831 12-pack of ranch waters. 323 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,051 What kind of hard seltzers you got? 324 00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:51,010 - ♪ Spirit in the sky - ♪ Spirit in the sky ♪ 325 00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:53,316 ♪ That's where I'm gonna go when I die ♪ 326 00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:54,970 ♪ When I die ♪ 327 00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:57,103 ♪ When I die and they lay me to rest ♪ 328 00:16:57,233 --> 00:17:01,542 ♪ I'm gonna go to the place that's the best ♪ 329 00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:08,462 - Oh, here we go. 330 00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:16,165 All right, here we go. 331 00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:18,037 "A recent laboratory study shows that 332 00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:21,649 undergraduates have 50% less sex 333 00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:23,912 after being exposed to..." 334 00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:26,915 ♪ So you know that when you die ♪ 335 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,309 ♪ He's gonna recommend you... ♪ 336 00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:31,746 ♪ Spirit in the sky ♪ 337 00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:33,052 ♪ Whoa, he'll recommend you ♪ 338 00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:34,531 ♪ To the spirit in the sky... ♪ 339 00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:38,057 "Big Bird's brown crusty asshole." 340 00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:40,798 That was mine. 341 00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:42,670 You're not supposed to say that, Bev. 342 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,455 I'm supposed to try and guess. But now I know 343 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:48,154 how your mind works, and you are one twisted bitch, Bev. 344 00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:50,895 That's my winner. Everybody drink up, 345 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,636 except Beverly. 346 00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:54,160 I was already drinking. 347 00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:55,596 You got to pace yourself, Bob. 348 00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:56,727 We don't want that pecker waking up. 349 00:17:56,858 --> 00:17:58,338 I'm sorry, who are you? 350 00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:00,514 You are sorry. I mean, look at this place. 351 00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:02,733 Would you want to live out your last years here? 352 00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:04,170 They can't drink alcohol. 353 00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:06,781 You can't get further from 21 than this crowd. 354 00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:09,392 Most of them are-- All of them are on medication. 355 00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:11,394 What's the worst that could happen? 356 00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:12,830 They could die. 357 00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:14,180 That's what they were sent here to do, 358 00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:15,833 and until that happens, they are still adults, 359 00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:17,879 and they can make their own decisions. 360 00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:18,880 Right, Ethel? 361 00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,751 You bet your ass. 362 00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:23,058 They sure can, but right now, 363 00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:24,755 it's time for their afternoon nap. 364 00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:32,415 Well, look at that, mission accomplished. 365 00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:33,851 Don't throw these games out. 366 00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:35,679 Let them have a little fucking fun. 367 00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:38,813 A little music and a little fucking fun. 368 00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:40,510 Not too much to ask. 369 00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:42,121 ♪ When I die ♪ 370 00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:43,600 ♪ He's gonna set me up... ♪ 371 00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:47,648 Bye. 372 00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:50,259 They were so sweet. Not Ethel. 373 00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:52,435 Poor old birds. 374 00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:53,915 No one to give two shits about them. 375 00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:55,264 Excuse me. 376 00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:57,745 This bitch. 377 00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:01,792 They want to know what time tomorrow. 378 00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:03,533 Tomorrow? 379 00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:06,754 What time are you coming back? 380 00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:13,108 I don't want to hear any shit about how I entertain them. 381 00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:15,676 Hey, whatever you did, keep doing it. 382 00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:17,504 That's the first time I've seen Ethel smile. 383 00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:19,332 See you at 11. 384 00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:20,768 They're still in their morning nap. 385 00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:22,639 Fuck their nap. It's all they do. 386 00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:23,814 See you at 11. 387 00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:25,729 I'll tell them. 388 00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:29,037 - Mama? - Mm? 389 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,865 I think you found your calling. 390 00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:33,476 ♪ optimistic music ♪ 391 00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:38,264 ♪ exciting music ♪ 392 00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:36,713 We need more than this clown 393 00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:38,759 in the rent-a-cop suit 394 00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:40,630 watching this fucking place. 395 00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:43,154 I mean, no telling what they're gonna do 396 00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:44,721 with all this shit when we're gone. 397 00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:47,333 We ain't going anywhere till this work-over's done. 398 00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:50,161 We swap crews and don't fucking stop. 399 00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:53,904 ♪ tense music ♪ 400 00:20:55,036 --> 00:20:57,038 Oh, here comes the fun. 401 00:20:57,212 --> 00:20:58,561 Yep. 402 00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:29,026 The big man said you don't drill till we're paid back. 403 00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:31,638 You think your boss is the big man? 404 00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:34,728 You don't have any fucking idea who the big man is. 405 00:21:34,858 --> 00:21:36,469 But you're getting close to meeting him. 406 00:21:37,644 --> 00:21:39,863 Hey, flaco with the big fucking mouth, 407 00:21:40,037 --> 00:21:41,909 I know a good way to shut it. 408 00:21:42,953 --> 00:21:44,694 - Yeah? - Yeah. 409 00:21:45,565 --> 00:21:47,697 You want some, motherfuckers?! 410 00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:49,046 Huh?! 411 00:21:51,658 --> 00:21:55,270 I'm just gonna guess you don't do a lot of math. 412 00:22:03,496 --> 00:22:05,106 See how well that went? 413 00:22:06,847 --> 00:22:08,152 Well, you know half these sons of bitches 414 00:22:08,283 --> 00:22:08,979 sell drugs for 'em, right? 415 00:22:09,153 --> 00:22:10,677 Take it one day at a time, Dale. 416 00:22:10,851 --> 00:22:12,156 - One day at a time. - Yeah. 417 00:22:22,732 --> 00:22:25,431 All right, y'all put that shit away and get back to work. 418 00:22:25,648 --> 00:22:27,084 This rig ain't gonna build itself. 419 00:22:27,215 --> 00:22:28,912 Coward. 420 00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:31,959 See what that old boy did? 421 00:22:32,089 --> 00:22:33,569 He walked to the back of the fucking truck. 422 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,790 You got to get me some real help out here, Tommy. 423 00:22:36,964 --> 00:22:38,182 Some real fucking help. 424 00:22:38,313 --> 00:22:39,619 Yes, I'm working on it, all right? 425 00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:40,794 Goddamn! 426 00:22:40,968 --> 00:22:42,448 ♪ dramatic music ♪ 427 00:23:03,773 --> 00:23:05,035 Hey, baby. 428 00:23:05,209 --> 00:23:06,646 What are you doing? 429 00:23:07,734 --> 00:23:08,909 Working. Where are you? 430 00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:09,779 I'm at the Patch. 431 00:23:09,953 --> 00:23:11,564 It's happy hour. 432 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,393 Come entertain me. 433 00:23:14,523 --> 00:23:16,046 Well, where's Ainsley? 434 00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:17,613 She's out with friends. 435 00:23:17,744 --> 00:23:19,267 When did she make friends? 436 00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:21,182 Honey, when you look like Ainsley, 437 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,011 you just step outside, and they swarm you like bees. 438 00:23:24,141 --> 00:23:26,143 Don't get drunk, okay? 439 00:23:26,317 --> 00:23:27,797 Hmm. 440 00:23:27,971 --> 00:23:30,017 Well, you better come save me. 441 00:23:30,147 --> 00:23:32,367 I'm on my way. 442 00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:35,022 ♪ "She's No Good" by The Red Clay Strays ♪ 443 00:23:39,374 --> 00:23:42,551 ♪ I was minding my own and I was sitting alone ♪ 444 00:23:42,769 --> 00:23:47,208 ♪ When trouble come walking towards me... ♪ 445 00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:48,688 She's in the back. 446 00:23:49,645 --> 00:23:50,472 In the back? 447 00:23:50,603 --> 00:23:52,213 Pool tables. 448 00:23:53,823 --> 00:23:54,998 Fuck. 449 00:23:55,216 --> 00:23:56,609 ♪ She had every man's attention ♪ 450 00:23:56,826 --> 00:23:58,698 ♪ With all the wrong intentions ♪ 451 00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:00,047 ♪ You could tell by her mischievous grin... ♪ 452 00:24:00,221 --> 00:24:01,309 Don't miss. 453 00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:03,572 You know that's fucking cheating. 454 00:24:03,746 --> 00:24:05,574 It's only cheating if I touch the table. 455 00:24:05,792 --> 00:24:07,010 Right now, 456 00:24:07,141 --> 00:24:08,708 it's just evil. 457 00:24:13,756 --> 00:24:15,454 Fuck. 458 00:24:15,628 --> 00:24:16,585 You got to put a little backspin on it. 459 00:24:16,759 --> 00:24:17,543 Uh-huh. 460 00:24:17,717 --> 00:24:19,414 Eight ball in the corner. 461 00:24:23,679 --> 00:24:26,987 - Who's next? - What in the fuck are you doing? 462 00:24:27,161 --> 00:24:29,511 They were gonna lose to somebody. 463 00:24:29,685 --> 00:24:30,991 She with you, Tommy? 464 00:24:31,165 --> 00:24:32,209 Bonner, this is my ex-wife. 465 00:24:32,383 --> 00:24:34,385 I'm his current wife. 466 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,126 We've reconciled. 467 00:24:36,257 --> 00:24:39,173 Man, you need to keep her on a leash. 468 00:24:39,347 --> 00:24:40,957 Yeah, tell me about it. 469 00:24:41,088 --> 00:24:42,132 Mm. That's a thought. 470 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,919 Come on. Let me buy you a drink. 471 00:24:46,093 --> 00:24:47,486 Okay. 472 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:50,314 Like you need another fucking drink. 473 00:24:50,445 --> 00:24:53,535 ♪ She comes from silver spoon ♪ 474 00:24:53,753 --> 00:24:56,277 ♪ Golden rule, private school... ♪ 475 00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,018 They were so cute, 476 00:24:58,192 --> 00:25:01,543 with their big old smiles on their little raisin faces. 477 00:25:01,761 --> 00:25:04,285 ♪ And I come from blue collar, low dollar... ♪ 478 00:25:04,459 --> 00:25:07,418 I think I'm gonna start volunteering after the gym. 479 00:25:09,899 --> 00:25:10,900 What? 480 00:25:11,074 --> 00:25:13,250 Don't get too attached, Angela. 481 00:25:13,424 --> 00:25:14,904 Every one of 'em's gonna die. 482 00:25:15,035 --> 00:25:16,427 Soon. 483 00:25:16,602 --> 00:25:18,473 That's why they're there. 484 00:25:18,691 --> 00:25:20,693 No, they're there because their children 485 00:25:20,867 --> 00:25:22,738 are little pieces of shit that don't care about them. 486 00:25:22,869 --> 00:25:24,740 Well, maybe they can't afford to. 487 00:25:24,914 --> 00:25:26,916 Well, maybe they're not trying hard enough. 488 00:25:27,090 --> 00:25:28,744 Look, I ain't gonna sit here and argue with you about 489 00:25:28,918 --> 00:25:30,790 the children of some fucking old people I never met, okay? 490 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:32,661 Well, then just admit that I'm right. 491 00:25:32,835 --> 00:25:35,011 What the fuck? 492 00:25:35,185 --> 00:25:36,447 Okay. You're right. 493 00:25:36,665 --> 00:25:38,841 - Was that so hard? 494 00:25:43,454 --> 00:25:44,804 Well, it ain't gonna happen to us 495 00:25:44,934 --> 00:25:47,415 because I'll be dead 20 years before you will be. 496 00:25:47,589 --> 00:25:48,808 Don't say that. 497 00:25:48,938 --> 00:25:49,852 Well, hell, it's true. 498 00:25:50,026 --> 00:25:51,114 If I don't just drop dead, 499 00:25:51,288 --> 00:25:52,463 you're gonna end up fucking 500 00:25:52,638 --> 00:25:54,596 pushing me around in a wheelchair 501 00:25:54,770 --> 00:25:56,816 and wiping my ass and feeding me tapioca. 502 00:25:57,033 --> 00:25:59,122 - And then wiping my ass again. - I'm not doing that. 503 00:25:59,296 --> 00:26:00,863 And then wishing I was dead. 504 00:26:01,037 --> 00:26:02,212 I don't wish that. 505 00:26:02,386 --> 00:26:03,910 - Really? - I mean, 506 00:26:04,084 --> 00:26:06,477 I wish it all the time, but I don't mean it. 507 00:26:06,695 --> 00:26:08,436 I just want you to experience 508 00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:10,569 the pain of death for upsetting me. 509 00:26:13,659 --> 00:26:16,183 You're twisted in the fucking head, baby. 510 00:26:16,313 --> 00:26:18,141 You love it. 511 00:26:20,143 --> 00:26:22,363 - It has its moments. 512 00:26:31,328 --> 00:26:33,940 ♪ All right, all right ♪ 513 00:26:34,114 --> 00:26:37,421 ♪ All right ♪ 514 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,119 ♪ "Keep Up with Jones" by Lainey Wilson ♪ 515 00:26:39,336 --> 00:26:39,946 Pull! 516 00:26:46,213 --> 00:26:50,696 ♪ Last night, I felt like a two-dollar pistol ♪ 517 00:26:51,871 --> 00:26:56,397 ♪ This morning, I feel like I got shot ♪ 518 00:26:56,527 --> 00:26:57,877 That's Dakota Loving's ex. 519 00:26:58,007 --> 00:26:59,966 I met him at Nike camp. 520 00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:02,403 - What a fucking asshole. 521 00:27:03,447 --> 00:27:04,927 Who's that? 522 00:27:05,101 --> 00:27:06,886 That's Ryder Sampson. 523 00:27:07,974 --> 00:27:08,801 Good name. 524 00:27:08,975 --> 00:27:10,541 He's the quarterback. 525 00:27:10,716 --> 00:27:12,152 All State. Full ride to Tech. 526 00:27:12,369 --> 00:27:13,936 That's where I'm going. 527 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,682 Does he have a girlfriend? 528 00:27:20,856 --> 00:27:22,423 He's pretty tricky to pin down, that one. 529 00:27:22,553 --> 00:27:24,381 I love a challenge. 530 00:27:25,992 --> 00:27:27,863 I'll be back. 'Kay? 531 00:27:29,604 --> 00:27:31,737 Damn. She's killing me. 532 00:27:34,174 --> 00:27:35,741 All right, boys, I'm going in. 533 00:27:35,915 --> 00:27:39,135 Ah, girl like that don't date linebackers, amigo. 534 00:27:39,309 --> 00:27:40,484 They date quarterbacks. 535 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:43,009 Damn. 536 00:27:47,274 --> 00:27:49,972 I feel like youse too good for that lukewarm keg beer. 537 00:27:50,146 --> 00:27:51,626 Come with me. 538 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,323 Come with you where? 539 00:27:53,497 --> 00:27:56,022 To get you a proper beer. 540 00:27:56,196 --> 00:27:57,327 Let me guess. 541 00:27:57,501 --> 00:27:59,460 This proper beer 542 00:27:59,634 --> 00:28:01,636 is in the back seat of your truck. 543 00:28:01,810 --> 00:28:03,682 My truck don't got a back seat. 544 00:28:04,726 --> 00:28:06,293 Come on. 545 00:28:06,510 --> 00:28:10,384 ♪ Lead me to a neon sign and the race is on ♪ 546 00:28:10,514 --> 00:28:13,082 ♪ I been known to play possum ♪ 547 00:28:13,256 --> 00:28:14,910 ♪ On a barstool sitting jukebox ♪ 548 00:28:15,128 --> 00:28:16,825 ♪ Gold and the whole room spinning ♪ 549 00:28:16,999 --> 00:28:20,699 ♪ Living in the middle of a country and western song... ♪ 550 00:28:31,231 --> 00:28:33,102 Cute koozie. 551 00:28:33,276 --> 00:28:34,103 That's a nice touch. 552 00:28:34,277 --> 00:28:35,670 Thank you. 553 00:28:38,499 --> 00:28:39,761 That's a proper beer. 554 00:28:39,935 --> 00:28:41,676 You're Ainsley Norris. 555 00:28:41,850 --> 00:28:43,373 You're Ryder Sampson. 556 00:28:43,547 --> 00:28:45,114 What are you doing here? 557 00:28:45,332 --> 00:28:46,725 I transferred. 558 00:28:47,987 --> 00:28:49,989 My parents are here. 559 00:28:51,468 --> 00:28:52,818 Hmm. 560 00:28:56,647 --> 00:28:57,866 Gonna play at Tech? 561 00:29:00,956 --> 00:29:02,349 That's where I'm going. 562 00:29:04,090 --> 00:29:04,873 You gonna cheer? 563 00:29:05,047 --> 00:29:06,222 Most schools have a policy 564 00:29:06,396 --> 00:29:07,267 against cheerleaders 565 00:29:07,484 --> 00:29:09,486 dating football players, 566 00:29:09,660 --> 00:29:10,879 and I have a policy against dating boys 567 00:29:11,097 --> 00:29:13,360 who don't play football, so... 568 00:29:13,577 --> 00:29:14,665 You got that player picked out? 569 00:29:14,883 --> 00:29:16,145 Not yet. 570 00:29:16,363 --> 00:29:17,843 I'd sure like to throw my hat in the ring. 571 00:29:18,017 --> 00:29:19,279 Yeah, I hear your hat's in a lot of rings. 572 00:29:19,453 --> 00:29:20,149 Ah, don't listen to rumors. 573 00:29:20,323 --> 00:29:21,455 Mm. 574 00:29:21,629 --> 00:29:22,412 You declare a major yet? 575 00:29:22,586 --> 00:29:24,023 I'm thinking philanthropy. 576 00:29:24,197 --> 00:29:25,676 Is that a...? 577 00:29:25,851 --> 00:29:28,157 I'm-- 578 00:29:28,331 --> 00:29:30,203 I'm not sure you can get a degree in that. 579 00:29:30,377 --> 00:29:31,813 Sure you can. 580 00:29:31,944 --> 00:29:33,902 I think you can. 581 00:29:35,295 --> 00:29:37,036 All right, why philanthropy? 582 00:29:37,210 --> 00:29:40,561 Because my husband is gonna play quarterback in the NFL. 583 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:44,347 He would be a Dallas Cowboy in a perfect world, but... 584 00:29:44,565 --> 00:29:46,523 a girl can't plan her life around a dream. 585 00:29:46,697 --> 00:29:49,004 She needs her goals to be realistic. 586 00:29:49,135 --> 00:29:52,312 I could end up in Cleveland, 587 00:29:52,486 --> 00:29:54,705 and I'm okay with that, but... 588 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:56,751 my husband's gonna make a lot of money 589 00:29:56,925 --> 00:29:58,492 that has to be sheltered from taxes, 590 00:29:58,622 --> 00:30:01,147 and a foundation is the best way to do that. 591 00:30:03,366 --> 00:30:05,368 You save, like, a portion of your income 592 00:30:05,542 --> 00:30:07,109 to give to the needy 'cause the government 593 00:30:07,283 --> 00:30:08,894 is so shitty at it, 594 00:30:09,024 --> 00:30:10,939 and then they give you a tax rebate. 595 00:30:11,113 --> 00:30:12,506 That's really beautiful. 596 00:30:14,073 --> 00:30:15,639 And so are you. 597 00:30:16,858 --> 00:30:18,120 But you already know that, now don't you? 598 00:30:22,908 --> 00:30:24,561 Are you gonna play in the NFL? 599 00:30:24,779 --> 00:30:27,086 You bet your ass I am. 600 00:30:35,355 --> 00:30:37,836 ♪ slow, somber music ♪ 601 00:31:30,105 --> 00:31:31,846 ♪ gentle, atmospheric music ♪ 602 00:31:45,686 --> 00:31:47,079 It ain't fair. 603 00:31:47,253 --> 00:31:49,211 Me in the bed, you on the couch. 604 00:31:49,385 --> 00:31:52,911 I'll sleep on top of the covers, you sleep under them. 605 00:31:55,696 --> 00:31:56,784 I'll be a gentleman. 606 00:31:56,958 --> 00:31:59,091 I think I've proved that. 607 00:32:07,142 --> 00:32:08,927 You've more than proved it. 608 00:32:17,326 --> 00:32:19,111 ♪ slow, somber music ♪ 609 00:32:37,303 --> 00:32:39,653 I haven't had a hug since the funeral. 610 00:32:46,921 --> 00:32:48,444 Don't eat me. 611 00:33:25,916 --> 00:33:27,657 Baby. 612 00:33:27,831 --> 00:33:29,485 Honey. 613 00:33:34,403 --> 00:33:35,752 She fucked me! 614 00:33:35,970 --> 00:33:37,667 You have two choices. 615 00:33:37,798 --> 00:33:39,930 You can sleep on your stomach and suck on that pillow 616 00:33:40,061 --> 00:33:41,628 like a fucking inmate or you can wear 617 00:33:41,845 --> 00:33:43,630 a mask like Maverick in Top Gun. 618 00:33:43,847 --> 00:33:46,372 I'm not listening to that shit for the next 30 years. 619 00:33:46,589 --> 00:33:48,852 - Was I snoring? - Does a two-headed whore win 620 00:33:48,983 --> 00:33:50,419 the dick sucking contest? 621 00:33:51,986 --> 00:33:53,335 I'll just go sleep on the fucking couch. 622 00:33:53,509 --> 00:33:55,729 You're not going to sleep at all. 623 00:33:55,903 --> 00:33:58,036 You have to go get our baby. 624 00:33:58,166 --> 00:34:00,473 - She not home yet? - No. 625 00:34:02,431 --> 00:34:03,998 - What's her curfew? - She don't have a curfew. 626 00:34:04,216 --> 00:34:06,566 But this is her location. 627 00:34:07,610 --> 00:34:11,266 I mean, she has not moved in 45 minutes. 628 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,355 This girl runs around like a ferret at a fucking party. 629 00:34:13,573 --> 00:34:14,965 What is that? 630 00:34:15,183 --> 00:34:16,619 It's an iTracker. 631 00:34:16,793 --> 00:34:19,144 Does she know you have a GPS locator on her? 632 00:34:19,318 --> 00:34:21,624 Of course she doesn't know. 633 00:34:21,798 --> 00:34:23,583 Honey, this is the first time 634 00:34:23,757 --> 00:34:26,020 she's been out since she's been here. 635 00:34:27,456 --> 00:34:28,675 It's our baby. 636 00:34:28,892 --> 00:34:31,199 Our tiny, little baby. 637 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,028 - Motionless in the desert. 638 00:34:34,246 --> 00:34:36,378 And you're not curious as to why? 639 00:34:36,552 --> 00:34:38,337 Maybe some serial killer drugged her 640 00:34:38,467 --> 00:34:41,122 and is peeling her skin off as we speak, 641 00:34:41,296 --> 00:34:43,646 but you go sleep on the fucking couch, 642 00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:45,866 you snoring, drooling motherfucker. 643 00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:47,607 - Goddamn it. - You do that. 644 00:34:55,223 --> 00:34:57,269 All right, give me your phone. 645 00:34:58,357 --> 00:34:59,836 Why would I do that? 646 00:35:00,010 --> 00:35:01,751 Because I'm not tracking her with mine, that's why. 647 00:35:03,666 --> 00:35:05,190 Don't look at the pictures. 648 00:35:05,364 --> 00:35:07,279 I'd be afraid to, honey. 649 00:35:07,453 --> 00:35:08,802 What's your passcode? 650 00:35:08,976 --> 00:35:12,022 This is taking a lot of trust. 651 00:35:12,153 --> 00:35:13,067 You got that right. 652 00:35:13,285 --> 00:35:15,069 So what's your passcode? 653 00:35:15,287 --> 00:35:17,419 Sixty-four, seventy-six. 654 00:35:17,593 --> 00:35:18,986 How'd you come up with that? 655 00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:21,162 The years we were born, you heartless prick. 656 00:35:21,293 --> 00:35:23,121 Honey, I was born in '63. 657 00:35:23,295 --> 00:35:24,644 Oh, now you're a fucking mathematician. 658 00:35:24,818 --> 00:35:27,212 It's not math, Angela, it's memorization. 659 00:35:27,386 --> 00:35:29,779 - Fuck you. - Fuck you. 660 00:35:29,910 --> 00:35:32,652 I'm so worried about her, baby. 661 00:35:32,826 --> 00:35:34,262 Call me when you find her. 662 00:35:34,393 --> 00:35:36,482 If you ever had any doubt that I love you, 663 00:35:36,656 --> 00:35:39,224 the fact that I'm not straddling you right now 664 00:35:39,398 --> 00:35:42,009 and choking the life out of you is proof. 665 00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:44,577 God, I mean, that's so hot. 666 00:35:46,361 --> 00:35:49,190 This is never gonna fucking work. 667 00:35:49,364 --> 00:35:51,192 Don't read my texts! 668 00:35:55,805 --> 00:35:57,503 You guys need, like, 669 00:35:57,720 --> 00:36:01,246 Navy SEAL-level training for couples. 670 00:36:01,420 --> 00:36:03,509 They should put you in a pit 671 00:36:03,639 --> 00:36:05,946 and let the two of you fight until one of you dies. 672 00:36:06,076 --> 00:36:07,861 Is that your legal opinion? 673 00:36:08,035 --> 00:36:09,906 No, that one's from the heart. 674 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:11,995 Where'd you pick one of those up? 675 00:36:12,126 --> 00:36:13,736 ♪ exciting music ♪ 676 00:36:26,749 --> 00:36:28,577 My God. 677 00:36:29,665 --> 00:36:31,493 I just want to work at the factory where they made you. 678 00:36:38,892 --> 00:36:39,849 Whoa. 679 00:36:40,023 --> 00:36:42,243 I'm marrying an NFL quarterback. 680 00:36:42,374 --> 00:36:43,897 If you can't handle this, 681 00:36:44,071 --> 00:36:45,942 how the hell are you gonna win the Cotton Bowl? 682 00:36:47,117 --> 00:36:49,337 - I can win the Cotton Bowl. - Say it again. 683 00:36:49,511 --> 00:36:51,992 I can win the fucking Cotton Bowl. 684 00:36:52,993 --> 00:36:54,299 That's fucking hot. 685 00:36:58,390 --> 00:37:01,306 - Say you're mine. - I'm yours. 686 00:37:02,481 --> 00:37:04,787 I'm yours. And you're mine. 687 00:37:05,005 --> 00:37:07,050 You are fucking mine. Hmm. 688 00:37:07,181 --> 00:37:08,487 Wrong! 689 00:37:08,661 --> 00:37:09,749 You're fucking mine. 690 00:37:11,620 --> 00:37:12,926 Don't that hurt? 691 00:37:13,056 --> 00:37:14,884 I'll bet it don't hurt as bad as this. 692 00:37:16,495 --> 00:37:18,192 Daddy, be careful. He's on scholarship. 693 00:37:18,410 --> 00:37:20,150 No man alive is allowed 694 00:37:20,281 --> 00:37:22,196 to lay on top of my fucking daughter. 695 00:37:22,370 --> 00:37:24,198 I was on top before you got here. 696 00:37:24,416 --> 00:37:25,895 Sir, you should consider that. 697 00:37:26,069 --> 00:37:27,810 I don't want to consider it. 698 00:37:27,984 --> 00:37:29,943 And you, go get in the truck. Your Friday night's over. 699 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:31,553 - Daddy... - Get in the truck! 700 00:37:31,727 --> 00:37:33,381 Okay. 701 00:37:35,078 --> 00:37:36,384 Call me tomorrow. 702 00:37:36,602 --> 00:37:39,866 No, don't you fucking dare call her tomorrow. 703 00:37:40,083 --> 00:37:41,737 Oh... 704 00:37:46,829 --> 00:37:48,004 In-in my defense, 705 00:37:48,222 --> 00:37:49,571 she's pretty hard to say no to. 706 00:37:49,745 --> 00:37:52,008 Noted. But I still want to kill you. 707 00:37:52,182 --> 00:37:53,445 - I-I understand that, sir. - Okay. 708 00:37:53,662 --> 00:37:55,185 And I might still fucking kill you. 709 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:56,839 I have no arguments against, sir, I... 710 00:37:57,013 --> 00:37:58,014 No. You don't have any fucking arguments against it. 711 00:37:58,232 --> 00:37:59,407 Except I have no... 712 00:37:59,625 --> 00:38:01,279 You ain't got no fucking argument. 713 00:38:01,453 --> 00:38:03,237 - I just prefer if you didn't. - Shut the fuck up. 714 00:38:03,455 --> 00:38:05,761 I hope you get fucking married one day 715 00:38:05,892 --> 00:38:09,461 and have a daughter who's hotter than a two-dollar Rolex. 716 00:38:12,594 --> 00:38:14,292 ♪ tense, mysterious music ♪ 717 00:38:25,999 --> 00:38:27,392 ♪ quiet, gentle music ♪ 718 00:38:37,663 --> 00:38:40,796 Can I say something? - No. 719 00:38:43,669 --> 00:38:45,323 - You don't understand-- - Yeah. Oh, yeah, I understand. 720 00:38:45,497 --> 00:38:47,368 This is the way you introduce yourself to the town, 721 00:38:47,586 --> 00:38:49,327 by fucking the quarterback in the bed of his truck? 722 00:38:49,501 --> 00:38:50,458 How'd you know he's a quarterback? 723 00:38:50,676 --> 00:38:51,938 Everybody knows he's a quarterback! 724 00:38:52,112 --> 00:38:53,679 God. 725 00:38:54,854 --> 00:38:56,725 He's famous. 726 00:38:56,899 --> 00:38:57,987 You're gonna have to muster some self-control, honey. 727 00:38:58,161 --> 00:38:59,337 I do. I did. 728 00:38:59,467 --> 00:39:01,034 I didn't mean to have sex with him, 729 00:39:01,164 --> 00:39:02,078 I was just gonna jerk him off, that's all 730 00:39:02,252 --> 00:39:03,906 - I was gonna-- Stop! 731 00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,866 Please. For Christ's sakes, honey. 732 00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:09,695 You think I want that in my fucking head? 733 00:39:09,912 --> 00:39:10,957 I am a sexual being, Daddy, okay? 734 00:39:11,087 --> 00:39:12,001 Goddamn it. 735 00:39:12,175 --> 00:39:13,220 Some things can't be controlled. 736 00:39:13,394 --> 00:39:15,004 Oh, oh, oh, yeah. Yeah, you can. 737 00:39:15,178 --> 00:39:16,354 And you should. 738 00:39:16,484 --> 00:39:18,312 And by the way, what kind of guy-- 739 00:39:18,486 --> 00:39:20,880 who has any fucking respect for a woman-- 740 00:39:21,054 --> 00:39:23,709 tries to fuck her in the first 15 minutes he met her? 741 00:39:23,926 --> 00:39:26,625 Well, how long did you know Mama before you two had sex? 742 00:39:29,802 --> 00:39:31,064 Hmm? 743 00:39:31,194 --> 00:39:32,674 A long time ago, I don't remember. 744 00:39:32,805 --> 00:39:33,936 But I know we dated each other for quite a while 745 00:39:34,110 --> 00:39:35,938 before I did any shit like that... 746 00:39:36,112 --> 00:39:37,200 Yeah, well, Mama said you had her in the back seat of your car 747 00:39:37,418 --> 00:39:38,680 within ten minutes of seeing her. 748 00:39:38,854 --> 00:39:40,378 And if she had known where your car was parked, 749 00:39:40,552 --> 00:39:41,640 it would've cut five minutes off that time. 750 00:39:46,949 --> 00:39:48,734 Those things are gonna kill you. 751 00:39:50,126 --> 00:39:51,432 Well, I hope they do it tonight. 752 00:39:53,303 --> 00:39:54,740 Let me tell you something. 753 00:39:54,957 --> 00:39:57,482 When I was a little kid, I wanted a chimpanzee. 754 00:39:57,656 --> 00:39:59,048 You know why I wanted one? 755 00:39:59,179 --> 00:40:00,702 I wanted to dress him up in a little sailor suit, 756 00:40:00,876 --> 00:40:03,313 a little western outfit and shit like you see on TV. 757 00:40:03,488 --> 00:40:05,098 Well, I grew up and realized 758 00:40:05,272 --> 00:40:07,100 that what they really fucking do 759 00:40:07,230 --> 00:40:08,971 is they rip your nuts out 760 00:40:09,145 --> 00:40:11,104 and bite half your fucking face off 761 00:40:11,278 --> 00:40:12,627 and throw shit at you. 762 00:40:13,585 --> 00:40:14,716 Do you know what I mean? 763 00:40:14,934 --> 00:40:16,109 No. 764 00:40:16,283 --> 00:40:18,241 Well... 765 00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:20,156 ♪ exciting music ♪ 766 00:40:43,266 --> 00:40:45,921 In case you haven't figured it out, you're grounded. 767 00:40:46,052 --> 00:40:48,576 What? You can't do that, Daddy. 768 00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:51,231 The age of consent in Texas is 17. 769 00:40:51,405 --> 00:40:54,234 So grounding me violates my constitutional rights. 770 00:40:57,629 --> 00:41:00,849 Listen, fathers and daughters need to live by a code, 771 00:41:01,023 --> 00:41:04,200 so you tell me you're a virgin until the day you die, 772 00:41:04,374 --> 00:41:05,637 and if you ever have kids, 773 00:41:05,811 --> 00:41:07,639 tell me you're artificially inseminated. 774 00:41:07,856 --> 00:41:10,206 And if you can do that for me, I'll pay for college 775 00:41:10,380 --> 00:41:13,340 and your little BMW and the apartment and all that shit. 776 00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:15,298 But, please, give me the illusion. 777 00:41:15,516 --> 00:41:17,910 - So you want me to lie? - With your whole heart. 778 00:41:18,084 --> 00:41:20,390 Well, you should have said that from the beginning. 779 00:41:23,524 --> 00:41:25,265 Oh, by the way? 780 00:41:26,614 --> 00:41:29,051 Your mom has a GPS tracker on your phone. 781 00:41:29,182 --> 00:41:30,400 I know. 782 00:41:30,618 --> 00:41:32,838 I should've moved around more. 783 00:41:34,013 --> 00:41:35,971 But, Daddy... 784 00:41:36,145 --> 00:41:37,625 He's so fucking hot. 785 00:41:37,843 --> 00:41:39,584 No, no, no. That's the truth. 786 00:41:39,714 --> 00:41:44,066 He was reading Bible stories and I just got lost in 'em. 787 00:41:45,328 --> 00:41:46,199 - All right. - Mm-hmm. 788 00:41:46,373 --> 00:41:47,853 Good girl. 789 00:41:49,811 --> 00:41:51,813 I love you, Daddy. 790 00:41:57,427 --> 00:41:59,081 ♪ calm music ♪ 791 00:43:30,129 --> 00:43:31,739 Hold that thought. 792 00:43:42,968 --> 00:43:44,796 ♪ gentle music ♪ 793 00:44:27,012 --> 00:44:30,276 Ariana, this isn't an attempt to coerce you. 794 00:44:30,493 --> 00:44:32,931 We are trying to help you and your son. 795 00:44:33,105 --> 00:44:36,238 I think it's worth pointing out if you refuse, 796 00:44:36,412 --> 00:44:39,764 we will be forced to withhold payment to the other families. 797 00:44:40,721 --> 00:44:41,853 The other families signed. 798 00:44:42,070 --> 00:44:43,768 They signed an agreement 799 00:44:43,942 --> 00:44:45,508 that we have yet to sign. 800 00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:47,423 Because we are waiting on you. 801 00:44:47,597 --> 00:44:49,034 Agreement to sign what? 802 00:44:55,083 --> 00:44:58,913 That didn't take long. This is a private matter, sir. 803 00:45:00,088 --> 00:45:02,874 - I'd like him to see it. 804 00:45:04,789 --> 00:45:06,486 Would you look at this for me? 805 00:45:07,313 --> 00:45:08,575 Yeah. 806 00:45:15,843 --> 00:45:16,975 And you are...? 807 00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:19,151 Cooper. 808 00:45:19,325 --> 00:45:20,848 "Cooper." 809 00:45:22,850 --> 00:45:24,199 Cooper Norris? 810 00:45:26,288 --> 00:45:27,637 Yes, ma'am. 811 00:45:33,905 --> 00:45:37,125 We've been looking everywhere for you. 812 00:45:37,299 --> 00:45:39,780 ♪ "Moment of Truth" by The Red Clay Strays ♪ 813 00:45:44,611 --> 00:45:46,874 ♪ Why do I do ♪ 814 00:45:47,048 --> 00:45:52,010 ♪ All of these things I shouldn't do? ♪ 815 00:45:52,140 --> 00:45:56,362 ♪ Why do I stumble ♪ 816 00:45:56,579 --> 00:45:59,669 ♪ When I'm somewhere close to you? ♪ 817 00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:02,890 ♪ If I can't be righteous ♪ 818 00:46:03,064 --> 00:46:04,718 ♪ gentle music ♪ 58445

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