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I'm fucking kidding me

Are you eating my salad?

Yeah

You're going to buy me a new one

Right

I need someone to come over and practice with me

Wow

Okay

4, 5, 6

Are you fucking kidding me?

Okay no

That's it

Okay Alina look

Oh my god

I'm so sorry

Dude you don't just walk into a girl's room

We'll just talk about it later

No

No

We'll talk about it now

What do you want?

I uh

You didn't do the dishes

Yeah

I was waiting for my laundry to finish

Speaking of laundry

Thanks for throwing my pile of clothes on the floor

I just absolutely love that

You're welcome

So this is how you wait around for your laundry to be done?

Sometimes

Well you know

You're doing it wrong

What?

With the vibrator

Masturbating

Okay

So you're going to tell me how to masturbate correctly?

No

No

You know what?

Why don't you?

Why don't I what?

Show me

Oh yeah

Very funny

Wait

Are you serious?

Yeah

I still got 30 minutes so

I mean

If you're so confident

What are you waiting for?

Aren't you going to show me how it's done?

That's

That's how it's done?

Like that?

Yeah

Right?

No

Here

You're moving around too much

Just start slow like this

See?

Uh huh

Try it again

It's better

There you go

Now you're getting the hang of it

Who knew you could actually be of use around here?

It's softer, geez

Sorry

There

See, now you're doing it right

You know it's really working if you're getting hard too

Yeah

Are you?

A little bit, I'm getting there

Yeah, that's it

Not too bad

No, it's not. I told you I could do this

Only with my help

You know, you've already been on my nerves all day, right?

I'm going to start

I should have used that

Okay, I'm seriously going to be offended if you're not hard by now

I'm hard now

I'm sorry

Do you want to do this?

It's okay

Oh, fuck

Oh, fuck

Yeah

Fuck, yes

Yes, yes, yes

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

You weren't lying

No, I wasn't

Oh, fuck

Oh

Fuck

Oh, shit

Oh, fuck

Oh, I hate it

I hate it

Oh, I hate it

I hate it

Oh, I hate it

Oh, I hate it

Oh, I hate it

I don't think this gets you out of paying me back for that salad

Let me get that salad, don't worry

Oh, fuck

Oh, fuck

I'm just gonna get a nice nap, baby

Just rock that fucking thing

Oh, fuck

Oh, fuck

Oh, fuck

Oh, fuck

Oh, fuck

Oh, fuck

Yes, yes, yes

Yes, yes, yes

Oh, fuck

Oh, yeah

Oh, my God

Oh, my God

Oh, my God

Oh, yes

Oh, yes

Oh, fuck

Yes, yes, yes

Oh, fuck

Why am I doing all the work, huh?

Oh, fuck

Yeah, yeah

Oh, fuck

Oh, yes

Oh, fuck

Yes, yes

Yes

Oh, fuck

Oh, fuck

Oh, fuck

Oh, fuck

Oh

Oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, okay, okay, okay

Ooh, oh

ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Oh, yes, yeah

Oh, my God, oh

Oh

Oh, oh

Oh

Oh

Oh, fuck

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh, yeah

Oh

Oh my God

Oh my God

Oh my God

Oh my god, it's not going to fit, it's not going to fit

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes

Come back

Oh, oh

Oh, oh

Yes, yes, yes

Oh, oh

Oh, oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Is this yours?

Yeah, it's mine

What?

Lucky I got a washing lab

Yeah, you know, why don't you just finish the laundry since your clothes are dirty now

Yeah, thanks

Would you mind doing the dishes too?

Really?