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This programme contains
some strong language
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SHE CHUCKLES
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Your birthday present.
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You already got me flowers.
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Oh, I should have done better.
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If it's not too late, I'd like to
buy you some new perfume.
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That's what you wanted, isn't it?
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Did Ilsa tell you that?
I don't want to choose it for you.
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You pick it out and I'll pay for it.
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Afterwards, I'll take you to dinner.
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THEY LAUGH
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How do you know about
sheep diseases?
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Er, Charlotte's family kept
sheep on Arran.
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It's probably a tax write-off.
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I spent a bit of time there before
her step-mum climbed into my bed.
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No.
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Ah! What did you do?
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Well... Oh, I really don't...
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I... You don't have to tell me.
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THEY LAUGH
I didn't shag her!
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Oh, no. It was one in the morning.
Mm.
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I jumped up,
I fell over the washstand.
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Charlotte ran in,
thought I'd keeled over, pissed.
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She started screaming,
and then Sir Anthony came up
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in his dressing gown,
but he hadn't done the belt up.
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You haven't truly experienced
the ruling classes
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until you've had
a knight of the realm shout at you
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with his cock hanging out.
THEY LAUGH
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He collected stamps
and shotguns and wives.
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She was number three. Mm.
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What?
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Well, I mean, I can't really
talk, can I?
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I screwed up my marriage in less
than a year.
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You didn't screw it up,
Matthew had the affair.
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Yeah, but I, er...
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I never really wanted to be there.
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You know I tried to end it
on our honeymoon?
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It was just...
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It was all wrong, really.
But I, erm...
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I chickened out.
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Mm.
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Anyway, people keep trying to
set me up.
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How's that going?
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Mm, it's not.
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None of them are...
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Ah.
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Oh! Sorry.
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Still can't get used to heels.
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I struggle with them too.
SHE CHUCKLES
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I'll get you a taxi.
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No, you don't need to do that.
You've spent way too much.
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We're doing OK.
A lot of that's down to you.
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It's the least I can do.
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I should do more.
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Taxi!
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Strike, I...
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Night.
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Oh.
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{\an8}♪ You and me
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{\an8}♪ Me and you
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{\an8}♪ Somehow we made it through
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{\an8}♪ I may be gone
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{\an8}♪ I may be far away
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{\an8}♪ But I'll walk beside you
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{\an8}♪ Every step of the way
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{\an8}♪ When you're used
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{\an8}♪ Bruised
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{\an8}♪ Black and blued
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{\an8}♪ Don't think about it
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{\an8}♪ Never doubt it
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{\an8}♪ I'll walk beside you. ♪
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The model was a red-head.
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Elizabeth Siddal.
Do you know about her?
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She married Rossetti,
got her heart broken.
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What do you see?
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Erm, I guess...
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...roses and nettles.
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It's like he's saying
love and pain belong together.
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Yes.
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BUZZING
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Have you got
an appointment?
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No. We're strictly by appointment.
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Er, then can I make an appointment
to see Robin Ellacott straight away?
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DOOR BUZZES OPEN
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Daisies for innocence
and a willow tree for purity.
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It's Ophelia's whole story.
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Mm-hm.
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Mm.
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Are you up to seeing someone?
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I can tell her to come back.
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SHE SIGHS
Who is she?
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Her name's Edie Ledwell.
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Mm-hm.
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Is she a nutter?
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Do you want me to ask her?
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Any kissing? He hasn't touched her.
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Maybe he's not interested.
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I don't think he's after her views
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on pre-Raphaelite painters.
SHE CHUCKLES
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So, Midge, how you finding the job?
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Yeah, loving it.
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Plenty of fresh air.
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I'm due in Mayfair.
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Keep your camera ready.
If they kiss, it'll be one-and-done.
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Why isn't your name on the door?
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Oh, the door was there before me.
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You're here now.
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It's just a door.
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Look, I'm really sorry,
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I'm afraid if it's about a case,
we're not taking on any new clients.
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There's a waiting list.
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Er, can I...can I smoke?
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Er, it... it's
a nonsmoking building.
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Well, somebody smokes.
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Not in office hours. It's fine.
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I've got gum, erm...
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Oh.
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That's for you.
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We're fully booked.
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Well, I can pay more
than your usual rate.
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If I'm honest,
I'm totally desperate,
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so you can charge me
whatever you like.
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Can I at least tell you
what it is...
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...please?
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I don't know what else to do.
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Do you want to take a seat?
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No.
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Have you heard of
The Ink Black Heart?
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Erm, it's a TV show, isn't it?
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It is now. It started
as a cartoon we put on the web.
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Me and my ex-boyfriend made it.
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Erm, it's going to be a film soon.
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Sorry, I just really need...
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We've got a lot of fans and most of
them are great, but one of them...
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Oh, fuck it.
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Can I please have a cigarette?
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Er, yeah, you can have one
out the window.
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Er...
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One of the fans
is stalking me online,
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and it's not because they like me.
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They completely hate me.
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It's like they've made it their
mission to make my life unbearable.
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I mean, I can handle the trolls,
but this is nothing like that.
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This has been every single day
for three years.
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Well, if it's stalking,
then the police should...
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I've already tried.
They can't do anything,
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because no-one knows
this person's real name.
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They use the name Anomie for all
their accounts.
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Anomie was one of the creators of an
online game based on my cartoon.
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They've, er...
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...posted pictures of my flat.
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They've told people I used to work
as a prostitute, which isn't true.
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Erm, they've even convinced
Josh that I'm Anomie.
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Like I'm harassing myself
just to get sympathy.
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Josh is who I made the show with.
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This is someone I used to love,
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and even he thinks
I'm a scheming bitch.
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I mean...
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Everything is poisoned.
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I feel like I'm losing my mind.
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And do you want to know
what the worst thing is?
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Anomie is someone who knows me.
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They know loads of stuff -
and true things,
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like when I tried to kill myself...
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I'm so sorry... Har... Sorry.
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Hardly anyone knew, but Anomie did.
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They knew which hospital I was in.
They tweeted it.
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Saying I'd done it for attention.
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I think I've covered everything.
It's all in the folder.
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I think... There's a possibility
it might be
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somebody I used to live with,
a guy called Pez...
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Miss Ledwell... The point is,
I don't know.
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These people were my friends,
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and now I'm thinking, "Is it you?
Do you really hate me that much?"
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Please help me.
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Look...
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...even if we were available,
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we just don't have that
kind of expertise.
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These agencies are
cyber specialists.
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They're both good.
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I, er...
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I really wanted it to be you.
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Er, I've read about you. Mr Strike
is very good at what he does...
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No. No, I wanted you.
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But it's OK. I get it.
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You're too busy.
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So am I.
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Is there really no chance at all?
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One of those agencies will help you.
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What happened to your neck?
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Oh, just clumsy.
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That's two hours of the worst
conversation you'll ever hear.
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Right at the end,
he says he's got a flat in Chelsea.
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Can you ask the client, see
if she knows anything about that?
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Will do. Thanks.
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I'm really sorry
we couldn't be of more help.
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Thanks.
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Right, well, bye, then.
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You should get this door fixed.
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Oh.
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EERIE MUSIC ON LAPTOP
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RAVEN CAWS
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Oh, my sister's going to a party.
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Why didn't she invite you?
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Because I'm dead?! Because you've
eaten off all my skin and flesh?!
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It's not like you were using it!
Argh!
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Sad, so very sad.
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Come on, Paperwhite. You're dead.
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Things can only get better.
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Begone, foul thing!
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I'm not foul!
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Look at yourself.
A good heart is pink.
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You are pickled in evil!
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Can we still play together?
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Yes! Let's play a game, bwah!
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Drek wants to play!
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Is that The Ink Black Heart?
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Tell me you're not into that.
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Why? Oh, my ex was obsessed.
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She used to do all the voices.
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"Sad, so very sad."
"Play the game, bwah!"
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Oh, shoot me now.
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The person who created it
just came in.
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Oh, what, Edie Ledwell?
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Yeah. Did your ex talk about her
as well?
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Oh, yeah. In Beth's world,
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Edie Ledwell is a bigot, a 'phobe,
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a racist, a disablist.
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Is she, though?
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Probably not.
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But Beth basically lives
her life online,
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and you're not a true ally unless
you've burnt someone at the stake
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before breakfast.
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She's left this in the loo.
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Did she leave an address?
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No. And she's done it on purpose,
hasn't she?
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Er, she's probably got an agent.
I'll get it back to her.
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What, you're not taking her case?
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We can't. We've got no capacity.
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We most definitely do not.
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Kipping in the office
like a teenager
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because you've been out working
so late.
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I'm agreeing with you.
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Do you know where I'm
supposed to be next?
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Petherton Road.
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Infidelity.
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So, a couple of your fans have
created an online game
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based on one of your characters.
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Yeah, Drek's Game.
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We checked that out.
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The detail's unreal.
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Anomie and Morehouse,
thanks very much.
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It's weird, though,
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because in our cartoon,
Drek's game isn't really a game.
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00:15:29,701 --> 00:15:32,421
You know, the whole point is
that Drek makes up
256
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the rules as he goes along
so he can watch everyone lose.
257
00:15:34,981 --> 00:15:37,061
It's not a game you can
actually play.
258
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:39,981
Anomie and Morehouse don't
seem to understand that.
259
00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:42,021
KEYBOARD CLACKS
260
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SHUTTER SNAPS
261
00:16:04,861 --> 00:16:07,901
Robin reckons that job might be
finished now.
262
00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:11,181
She could do the antiques job with
you if it still needs two people.
263
00:16:13,861 --> 00:16:16,461
Put her and Barclay on it.
264
00:16:16,461 --> 00:16:19,101
Sam's doing that other thing
in Chelsea.
265
00:16:19,101 --> 00:16:21,381
I'll take over on the Chelsea job.
266
00:16:30,021 --> 00:16:31,741
Thank you. Allan Yeoman.
267
00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:34,381
Robin Ellacott.
I'm a private detective.
268
00:16:34,381 --> 00:16:36,461
Yes, Edie said she'd met you.
269
00:16:36,461 --> 00:16:38,021
Were you expecting me?
270
00:16:38,021 --> 00:16:40,181
Well, she did say that
if you happened to come by,
271
00:16:40,181 --> 00:16:42,421
that I might try to
change your mind.
272
00:16:42,421 --> 00:16:46,101
I did give her the names
of two digital specialists.
273
00:16:46,101 --> 00:16:48,261
I've called the ones you suggested.
274
00:16:48,261 --> 00:16:50,501
Fingers crossed. Great.
275
00:16:50,501 --> 00:16:52,221
Here's her file.
276
00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:53,701
Will you give Edie my best?
277
00:16:53,701 --> 00:16:56,021
Er, one second, erm...
278
00:16:56,021 --> 00:16:58,661
She, er, left this for you...
279
00:16:58,661 --> 00:17:01,301
...on the off-chance you'd drop in.
280
00:17:01,301 --> 00:17:02,821
She didn't mean to waste your time,
281
00:17:02,821 --> 00:17:05,021
she just had her heart set on you.
282
00:17:13,461 --> 00:17:17,861
Can I ask, why does Anomie
hate her so much?
283
00:17:17,861 --> 00:17:21,461
He's built an entire game dedicated
to her cartoon.
284
00:17:21,461 --> 00:17:24,501
I'd have thought she'd be his hero.
285
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:26,421
All we can think of is,
286
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:29,301
she once said in an interview
she thought Drek's Game
287
00:17:29,301 --> 00:17:31,741
didn't understand Drek's character.
288
00:17:31,741 --> 00:17:33,741
I think I might have seen that.
289
00:17:33,741 --> 00:17:36,341
She said that Drek's games aren't
really games you can play,
290
00:17:36,341 --> 00:17:38,021
in the cartoon.
291
00:17:38,021 --> 00:17:40,901
That's when the abuse
from Anomie started.
292
00:17:40,901 --> 00:17:43,021
Three years later, here we are.
293
00:17:44,221 --> 00:17:46,741
She's really been through hell.
294
00:17:46,741 --> 00:17:49,141
Her break-up with Josh was terrible
295
00:17:49,141 --> 00:17:52,781
and now he's accused her of doing
all manner of nasty things.
296
00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:54,541
I've been very worried about her.
297
00:17:57,781 --> 00:18:01,861
Will you tell her that I watched
the show and I really liked it?
298
00:18:01,861 --> 00:18:04,141
She's very talented.
299
00:18:04,141 --> 00:18:06,781
She is. And, erm, yes, I'll do that.
300
00:18:07,981 --> 00:18:09,541
Thank you.
301
00:18:09,541 --> 00:18:11,301
Take care.
302
00:18:11,301 --> 00:18:13,141
Bye.
303
00:18:24,661 --> 00:18:26,101
Ilsa! Hello!
304
00:18:26,101 --> 00:18:28,301
Thanks for coming.
305
00:18:28,301 --> 00:18:30,261
I can't wait to show you this.
306
00:18:40,061 --> 00:18:41,941
I'll wait outside. Thank you.
307
00:18:48,221 --> 00:18:51,621
There's only one bedroom, but
I can get a sofa-bed in here.
308
00:18:53,661 --> 00:18:55,941
I think it's great.
309
00:18:55,941 --> 00:18:58,421
What's the, er, chain situation?
310
00:18:58,421 --> 00:18:59,861
Oh, there's no chain.
311
00:18:59,861 --> 00:19:01,981
The landlord wants
a quick sale, so...
312
00:19:01,981 --> 00:19:04,381
What does Cormoran think of it?
313
00:19:04,381 --> 00:19:06,261
Er, I haven't told him yet.
314
00:19:09,501 --> 00:19:11,141
What's going on with the two of you?
315
00:19:12,701 --> 00:19:15,301
Well... Well, I'll tell him
at some point.
316
00:19:16,861 --> 00:19:19,101
Don't try to bullshit me.
317
00:19:19,101 --> 00:19:21,021
I've been a lawyer
since I was a foetus.
318
00:19:25,341 --> 00:19:28,941
Well, Cormoran took me out for...
319
00:19:28,941 --> 00:19:31,101
...my birthday last month.
320
00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:34,341
And as I was leaving, he, er...
321
00:19:35,461 --> 00:19:37,741
...went to kiss me.
322
00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:40,381
Oh, my God! I just panicked.
323
00:19:40,381 --> 00:19:43,621
I kind of pulled away, and I...
324
00:19:43,621 --> 00:19:46,621
Oh, I can still remember
the look on his face.
325
00:19:49,181 --> 00:19:52,301
He just sort of bundled me into
a taxi and that was that, aha.
326
00:19:53,981 --> 00:19:55,701
I just panicked.
327
00:19:55,701 --> 00:19:57,141
Why?
328
00:20:01,221 --> 00:20:02,981
I don't know.
329
00:20:02,981 --> 00:20:04,621
Come on.
330
00:20:09,301 --> 00:20:10,941
Because...
331
00:20:12,101 --> 00:20:15,461
...I knew he'd regret it
once he sobered up.
332
00:20:15,461 --> 00:20:17,101
And...
333
00:20:18,101 --> 00:20:21,421
...I couldn't stand the idea
of hearing him say
334
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,101
that it was a mistake. I just...
335
00:20:25,261 --> 00:20:27,421
I just didn't want to hear him
say he hadn't meant it.
336
00:20:29,221 --> 00:20:31,341
So what are you saying?
337
00:20:33,661 --> 00:20:35,421
Are you in love with him?
338
00:20:35,421 --> 00:20:37,461
SHE CHUCKLES
339
00:20:41,181 --> 00:20:42,781
I definitely don't want to be.
340
00:20:44,141 --> 00:20:46,581
That'd screw everything up.
341
00:20:46,581 --> 00:20:48,541
You haven't talked about it?
342
00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:53,541
You know, the agency means a lot
to me
343
00:20:53,541 --> 00:20:55,701
and I don't want to mess that up.
344
00:20:57,821 --> 00:21:01,101
Anyway, I've got a mortgage now,
so I need to focus on the job.
345
00:21:01,101 --> 00:21:02,981
That's exactly what he'd say.
346
00:21:18,101 --> 00:21:20,661
DOOR OPENS
347
00:21:22,941 --> 00:21:25,861
Can you bill eight hours
on the Fingers case?
348
00:21:25,861 --> 00:21:27,341
Thanks.
349
00:21:31,261 --> 00:21:32,741
Did you see that?
350
00:21:32,741 --> 00:21:36,021
Hmm? He's come in
with an overnight bag.
351
00:21:36,021 --> 00:21:37,941
Pat, I'm trying to concentrate.
352
00:21:37,941 --> 00:21:39,741
It's called success syndrome.
353
00:21:39,741 --> 00:21:43,141
Once all your bills are paid
and you're on top of your game,
354
00:21:43,141 --> 00:21:46,621
you start filling the void
with booze and unsuitable women
355
00:21:46,621 --> 00:21:48,261
and cigarettes.
356
00:21:53,101 --> 00:21:55,501
Isn't this the girl
we had in here a while back?
357
00:21:57,461 --> 00:21:59,101
Oh, Edie Ledwell, yeah.
358
00:22:00,101 --> 00:22:02,061
Has her film been announced?
359
00:22:04,021 --> 00:22:06,261
No, love. She's been murdered.
360
00:22:24,581 --> 00:22:26,821
Mr Strike...
361
00:22:26,821 --> 00:22:28,861
DOOR OPENS
362
00:22:28,861 --> 00:22:30,501
...could you come in here?
363
00:22:54,021 --> 00:22:55,621
Thanks.
364
00:22:58,661 --> 00:23:01,141
Want something stronger?
365
00:23:01,141 --> 00:23:04,541
I don't want to talk to the police
smelling of booze.
366
00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:07,701
I'm fine, I...
367
00:23:09,341 --> 00:23:11,861
If I keeled over every time someone
was stabbed in London
368
00:23:11,861 --> 00:23:13,741
I'd spend half my life unconscious.
369
00:23:16,861 --> 00:23:20,261
Her being killed had nothing to do
with us not taking the case.
370
00:23:20,261 --> 00:23:22,021
You know that, don't you?
371
00:23:24,941 --> 00:23:26,981
Yeah, obviously, I know that.
372
00:23:33,461 --> 00:23:35,101
She was desperate, though.
373
00:23:38,421 --> 00:23:40,461
DOOR BUZZER
374
00:23:42,101 --> 00:23:43,661
Can you just, erm...?
375
00:23:43,661 --> 00:23:46,101
Can you just give me a couple of
minutes to get myself together?
376
00:24:00,341 --> 00:24:03,381
Evening. I'm DCI Richard Murphy.
377
00:24:03,381 --> 00:24:05,421
This is Angela Darwish.
378
00:24:05,421 --> 00:24:07,661
Cormoran Strike. Head through there.
379
00:24:11,701 --> 00:24:13,541
How are we spelling "Anomie"?
380
00:24:13,541 --> 00:24:17,021
A-N-O-M-I-E.
381
00:24:17,021 --> 00:24:20,621
It means a lack of usual ethical
and social standards.
382
00:24:20,621 --> 00:24:23,901
It can also mean feeling
disconnected from people.
383
00:24:23,901 --> 00:24:26,781
Edie wanted us to find out
who they were.
384
00:24:26,781 --> 00:24:28,901
She thought it was probably someone
close to her,
385
00:24:28,901 --> 00:24:30,621
because when she tried
to kill herself,
386
00:24:30,621 --> 00:24:33,621
Anomie knew which hospital she was
sent to.
387
00:24:33,621 --> 00:24:36,461
She mentioned someone
she used to live with.
388
00:24:36,461 --> 00:24:39,261
Was that Wally Cardew?
389
00:24:39,261 --> 00:24:42,421
I-I think it was someone called
Pez, I think...
390
00:24:42,421 --> 00:24:45,661
I didn't take notes, because I knew
we couldn't take the case.
391
00:24:45,661 --> 00:24:47,701
How was her state of mind?
392
00:24:47,701 --> 00:24:49,981
She was anxious.
393
00:24:49,981 --> 00:24:51,421
She needed to smoke.
394
00:24:51,421 --> 00:24:53,141
She bit her fingernails.
395
00:24:54,301 --> 00:24:57,501
Her clothes were creased. I mean,
she had an expensive handbag
396
00:24:57,501 --> 00:24:59,621
but her boots needed
reheeling and...
397
00:25:01,261 --> 00:25:04,301
And she had fingertip bruising
on her neck.
398
00:25:04,301 --> 00:25:07,061
I asked her about it,
she just made up an excuse.
399
00:25:09,261 --> 00:25:10,901
Was she in a relationship?
400
00:25:10,901 --> 00:25:14,261
Er, she had a fiance,
but he's not a suspect.
401
00:25:14,261 --> 00:25:18,461
Did she say anything about being
attacked for her political beliefs?
402
00:25:18,461 --> 00:25:20,661
She didn't mention politics.
403
00:25:22,221 --> 00:25:24,461
Well, unless you've got anything?
404
00:25:24,461 --> 00:25:27,461
No, I think we're all done here.
405
00:25:27,461 --> 00:25:29,301
Sorry, can I ask what happened?
406
00:25:30,661 --> 00:25:32,941
I know you're not allowed to share
anything officially,
407
00:25:32,941 --> 00:25:35,141
but we've got great relationships
with the police
408
00:25:35,141 --> 00:25:37,461
and we're used to confidentiality.
409
00:25:37,461 --> 00:25:39,741
I think that would be OK.
410
00:25:39,741 --> 00:25:44,101
She was due to meet a man called
Josh Blay in Highgate Cemetery.
411
00:25:44,101 --> 00:25:45,661
Her ex-boyfriend. Mm.
412
00:25:45,661 --> 00:25:48,421
They were both attacked.
We think she was already dead
413
00:25:48,421 --> 00:25:49,981
before he arrived.
414
00:25:51,061 --> 00:25:54,221
Now, he's had surgery,
but he's still touch-and-go.
415
00:25:54,221 --> 00:25:55,421
Any witnesses?
416
00:25:55,421 --> 00:25:57,821
No. Nothing on cameras either.
417
00:25:57,821 --> 00:26:00,421
Now, her phone was taken, so we're
hoping they'll be stupid enough
418
00:26:00,421 --> 00:26:01,541
to turn it on.
419
00:26:02,661 --> 00:26:04,821
I'm afraid that's all we can share.
420
00:26:06,501 --> 00:26:08,021
Thank you.
421
00:26:14,381 --> 00:26:16,701
If I need to get hold of you,
where are you based?
422
00:26:16,701 --> 00:26:18,541
Everything goes through DCI Murphy.
423
00:26:18,541 --> 00:26:19,981
Understood.
424
00:26:19,981 --> 00:26:21,501
Thanks again.
425
00:26:45,861 --> 00:26:47,301
Sorry, do you mind?
426
00:26:47,301 --> 00:26:49,221
You beat me to it.
427
00:26:50,421 --> 00:26:52,461
Did you notice the way
he's DCI Murphy
428
00:26:52,461 --> 00:26:54,341
but she's just Angela Darwish?
429
00:26:54,341 --> 00:26:56,661
I asked how I could get hold of her,
and she dodged it.
430
00:26:56,661 --> 00:26:58,141
What are you saying?
431
00:26:58,141 --> 00:26:59,821
I think she might be MI5.
432
00:26:59,821 --> 00:27:01,941
They work with the police
on counter-terrorism.
433
00:27:03,941 --> 00:27:07,141
Why would Edie Ledwell be
a target for terrorists?
434
00:27:07,141 --> 00:27:10,941
I don't know, but they did ask about
her politics, didn't they?
435
00:27:10,941 --> 00:27:13,461
And that guy they mentioned,
Wally Cardew.
436
00:27:13,461 --> 00:27:15,861
He used to voice
a character on her cartoon,
437
00:27:15,861 --> 00:27:17,901
but she sacked him
for being alt-right.
438
00:27:22,461 --> 00:27:24,261
It's not our case, though, is it?
439
00:27:24,261 --> 00:27:26,541
So we're wasting our time.
440
00:27:29,941 --> 00:27:31,621
I'm going to go home.
441
00:27:57,461 --> 00:27:59,101
See you.
442
00:28:46,621 --> 00:28:49,941
Where do we start?
Oh, you know where we started.
443
00:28:49,941 --> 00:28:51,621
Yeah, I'm talking about for this!
444
00:28:51,621 --> 00:28:54,501
Oh, er, where do we start?
445
00:28:54,501 --> 00:28:57,341
Talk about your plans
for world domination.
446
00:28:57,341 --> 00:29:00,181
That's a given.
Katya, what do you reckon?
447
00:29:00,181 --> 00:29:02,101
Katya's our media mastermind.
448
00:29:02,101 --> 00:29:04,541
So this video is all her fault.
449
00:29:04,541 --> 00:29:06,941
Well, Edie and Josh,
you're two episodes in,
450
00:29:06,941 --> 00:29:08,581
you've had a great reaction,
451
00:29:08,581 --> 00:29:10,461
what do you want to say to all
the people who've discovered
452
00:29:10,461 --> 00:29:12,621
The Ink Black Heart?
453
00:29:12,621 --> 00:29:13,901
Thank you?
454
00:29:13,901 --> 00:29:15,701
Oh, don't make it sound
like a question!
455
00:29:15,701 --> 00:29:18,101
It's like you're not sure
if you should give a shit.
456
00:29:18,101 --> 00:29:19,861
Should I?
457
00:29:19,861 --> 00:29:22,021
Er, thank you for watching.
458
00:29:22,021 --> 00:29:24,541
We really appreciate it, a lot.
459
00:29:29,021 --> 00:29:32,581
So, I got fired from playing Drek
because I made some jokes.
460
00:29:32,581 --> 00:29:34,101
Process that.
461
00:29:34,101 --> 00:29:37,941
A comedy cartoon fires me
for doing comedy sketches.
462
00:29:39,381 --> 00:29:41,661
Did I pick on disabled people? No.
463
00:29:41,661 --> 00:29:45,061
I went for everyone,
and I wasn't even going for them.
464
00:29:45,061 --> 00:29:48,421
I was going for the kind of idiots
that fire people like me
465
00:29:48,421 --> 00:29:49,981
over "values".
466
00:29:51,581 --> 00:29:53,861
I mean, what values are
we talking about, Edie?
467
00:29:53,861 --> 00:29:55,541
Because we all know your values.
468
00:29:55,541 --> 00:29:58,581
Shagging other people's boyfriends,
nicking other people's ideas.
469
00:29:58,581 --> 00:30:00,661
Are they values? I don't know.
470
00:30:00,661 --> 00:30:02,261
Ask Kea Niven, maybe.
471
00:30:03,461 --> 00:30:06,061
Where did the inspiration
for Harty come from?
472
00:30:07,781 --> 00:30:10,461
When I was a kid,
my mum told me this story
473
00:30:10,461 --> 00:30:14,221
about this evil person who swapped
their heart for a stone
474
00:30:14,221 --> 00:30:16,501
so they wouldn't have to feel
any remorse
475
00:30:16,501 --> 00:30:18,741
for the things they'd done.
476
00:30:18,741 --> 00:30:21,541
And then we were in the cemetery
one day
477
00:30:21,541 --> 00:30:24,941
and I had this idea that maybe
their heart lived on
478
00:30:24,941 --> 00:30:27,821
after the evil man was buried.
479
00:30:27,821 --> 00:30:30,781
But he's turned black,
because he's pickled in evil.
480
00:30:30,781 --> 00:30:33,341
Oh, but he's not
really evil, though.
481
00:30:33,341 --> 00:30:36,381
It's just no-one will believe him
because of who his owner was.
482
00:30:38,981 --> 00:30:40,461
Thank you.
483
00:30:42,421 --> 00:30:44,301
What's up, everyone?
484
00:30:44,301 --> 00:30:46,701
I can't say "Bwah" any more
because apparently
485
00:30:46,701 --> 00:30:48,621
that's copyright infringement,
486
00:30:48,621 --> 00:30:51,221
even though me saying it
that exact same way
487
00:30:51,221 --> 00:30:54,101
is where Edie got the idea for
Drek's voice in the first place.
488
00:30:54,101 --> 00:30:56,141
Mental.
489
00:30:56,141 --> 00:30:57,861
I can't get any auditions,
490
00:30:57,861 --> 00:31:02,381
because Edie fired me for being
whatever, racist, disablist...
491
00:31:02,381 --> 00:31:04,221
No-one will touch me.
492
00:31:06,261 --> 00:31:08,261
So she didn't just get me
fired from one job,
493
00:31:08,261 --> 00:31:10,261
she got me fired from
the whole industry.
494
00:31:12,101 --> 00:31:13,661
So this is me now.
495
00:31:15,461 --> 00:31:16,901
I'm going to do my own thing.
496
00:31:18,221 --> 00:31:21,021
Just me and you guys, going direct.
497
00:31:22,981 --> 00:31:24,701
No mainstream media required.
498
00:31:26,901 --> 00:31:31,701
Mali and Nigeria, they were all
minting it, selling African slaves!
499
00:31:31,701 --> 00:31:37,501
And then the Royal Navy shut down
their business and they're furious!
500
00:31:37,501 --> 00:31:43,501
The Navy lost 17,000 men
freeing 150,000 slaves.
501
00:31:43,501 --> 00:31:46,061
That's called paying a price.
502
00:31:46,061 --> 00:31:49,061
But this lot, they don't want
to hear about that.
503
00:31:49,061 --> 00:31:53,501
No, they're like, "Aw, they blew all
their slave money,
504
00:31:53,501 --> 00:31:56,581
"and then we stopped them
from selling human beings
505
00:31:56,581 --> 00:31:59,701
"and so we need to give them
some more money!"
506
00:31:59,701 --> 00:32:01,421
And I'm like, "Why?"
507
00:32:01,421 --> 00:32:03,781
Instead of calling for reparations,
508
00:32:03,781 --> 00:32:07,541
how about sending the Royal Navy
a thank-you note instead?
509
00:32:09,941 --> 00:32:12,061
I'm going to be doing
some more pranks later on.
510
00:32:12,061 --> 00:32:14,701
Come down and say hello.
Details in my socials.
511
00:32:14,701 --> 00:32:16,821
Play the game, bwah!
512
00:32:34,861 --> 00:32:39,141
Next question from the fans,
from LepinesDisciple...
513
00:32:40,781 --> 00:32:42,421
...are you guys a couple?
514
00:32:46,741 --> 00:32:49,181
Yeah, no spoilers.
515
00:32:49,181 --> 00:32:51,261
Are you saying you know how it ends?
516
00:32:51,261 --> 00:32:53,061
Oh, it has to end badly.
517
00:32:53,061 --> 00:32:55,741
What, in a haze of drink and drugs?
518
00:32:55,741 --> 00:32:57,381
Ha! No, that's now.
519
00:33:00,061 --> 00:33:01,661
These are the good times.
520
00:33:09,741 --> 00:33:11,541
Yeah, I'll email it over.
521
00:33:11,541 --> 00:33:13,341
Oh, erm, I'll ring you back.
522
00:33:13,341 --> 00:33:14,781
Yeah, yeah.
523
00:33:18,581 --> 00:33:21,661
Oh, hey. Hi. I wanted to update you
on Edie Ledwell,
524
00:33:21,661 --> 00:33:23,261
in the strictest confidence,
of course.
525
00:33:23,261 --> 00:33:24,901
Great, thank you.
Do you want to come up?
526
00:33:24,901 --> 00:33:27,181
No, no, that's OK.
I need to be getting back. OK.
527
00:33:27,181 --> 00:33:30,981
Erm, there's going to be an article
in the papers.
528
00:33:30,981 --> 00:33:33,701
It'll say that a far-right group
called The Halvening
529
00:33:33,701 --> 00:33:37,181
are claiming responsibility
for the murder of Edie Ledwell,
530
00:33:37,181 --> 00:33:40,421
along with pipe-bombs being
sent to three female MPs.
531
00:33:40,421 --> 00:33:42,781
I mean, the journalist says
it's come from one source,
532
00:33:42,781 --> 00:33:45,421
done over email. But we've been
following this lot
533
00:33:45,421 --> 00:33:48,941
for several months and everything
they've told the journalist
534
00:33:48,941 --> 00:33:51,061
looks credible.
535
00:33:51,061 --> 00:33:53,181
Have you got anything else
on Anomie?
536
00:33:53,181 --> 00:33:55,781
We had a look, and he spent
a lot of time and effort
537
00:33:55,781 --> 00:33:57,381
trying to tear Edie down,
538
00:33:57,381 --> 00:33:59,341
which fits with one of
The Halvening's strategies.
539
00:33:59,341 --> 00:34:01,181
But this game he created...
540
00:34:01,181 --> 00:34:02,621
Drek's Game. Yeah.
541
00:34:02,621 --> 00:34:04,061
It's been running for three years.
542
00:34:04,061 --> 00:34:06,861
I don't see The Halvening bothering
to build a whole game
543
00:34:06,861 --> 00:34:08,661
just to go after one target.
544
00:34:08,661 --> 00:34:10,501
Well, apart from what's
in this article,
545
00:34:10,501 --> 00:34:13,021
is there any evidence that
The Halvening killed Edie?
546
00:34:13,021 --> 00:34:16,301
Well, we know the killer used
a Taser on Edie and Josh,
547
00:34:16,301 --> 00:34:18,421
and according
to the journalist's source,
548
00:34:18,421 --> 00:34:21,021
The Halvening use Bitcoin to
get their kit off the dark web.
549
00:34:21,021 --> 00:34:23,901
Things like high-quality
latex disguises
550
00:34:23,901 --> 00:34:25,541
and materials for making bombs.
551
00:34:25,541 --> 00:34:27,701
Using a Taser fits with that.
552
00:34:27,701 --> 00:34:29,421
Why have they gone public now?
553
00:34:29,421 --> 00:34:32,101
Don't know. Maybe one of them
grew a conscience?
554
00:34:32,101 --> 00:34:34,661
Or they might have decided
that now it's time
555
00:34:34,661 --> 00:34:37,101
to start taking credit for what
they've done.
556
00:34:37,101 --> 00:34:38,581
It's hard to tell.
557
00:34:38,581 --> 00:34:42,101
We've got a big team
working on all of this.
558
00:34:42,101 --> 00:34:43,901
I just thought you'd want to know.
559
00:34:43,901 --> 00:34:45,501
Thank you, I really appreciate it.
560
00:34:45,501 --> 00:34:48,821
Er, it's nice seeing you again.
561
00:34:48,821 --> 00:34:50,541
You too.
562
00:34:57,141 --> 00:34:59,181
PHONE RINGS
563
00:35:01,621 --> 00:35:03,541
Strike and Ellacott Agency.
564
00:35:05,101 --> 00:35:06,581
One moment.
565
00:35:07,941 --> 00:35:09,461
Allan Yeoman for you.
566
00:35:13,061 --> 00:35:15,501
Mr Yeoman, I've been meaning to call
you. Hi.
567
00:35:15,501 --> 00:35:17,741
I am so sorry to hear about Edie.
568
00:35:17,741 --> 00:35:20,261
I wish we'd been able to help.
569
00:35:20,261 --> 00:35:21,981
You might still be able to.
570
00:35:21,981 --> 00:35:23,541
Would you consider meeting me?
571
00:35:25,181 --> 00:35:26,901
Yeah, of course we would.
572
00:35:30,381 --> 00:35:32,341
Good to see you again,
Miss Ellacott.
573
00:35:32,341 --> 00:35:34,581
I'm Allan Yeoman,
I represented Edie Ledwell.
574
00:35:34,581 --> 00:35:37,341
This is Richard Elgar,
the head of Mavericker Films. Hello.
575
00:35:37,341 --> 00:35:40,181
His company will be making
The Ink Black Heart film.
576
00:35:40,181 --> 00:35:44,061
Don't let my accent throw you off -
we're a British company.
577
00:35:44,061 --> 00:35:47,701
This is Edie's uncle, Grant Ledwell,
her next of kin.
578
00:35:47,701 --> 00:35:50,421
Hello. We thought we should
include him.
579
00:35:50,421 --> 00:35:53,461
I've taken on managing Edie's
share of The Ink Black Heart.
580
00:35:53,461 --> 00:35:56,821
Sorry for your loss.
Please, sit down.
581
00:35:56,821 --> 00:35:59,661
Have you, erm, heard anything
more from the police investigation?
582
00:35:59,661 --> 00:36:02,901
Well, they reckon
it's far-right nutters
583
00:36:02,901 --> 00:36:06,061
angry about Wally Cardew
getting fired.
584
00:36:06,061 --> 00:36:07,301
Have you seen the papers?
585
00:36:07,301 --> 00:36:09,141
Oh, we read the article, yeah.
586
00:36:09,141 --> 00:36:11,981
What about Josh Blay? How is he?
587
00:36:11,981 --> 00:36:14,181
I've spoken to Katya Upcott
a few times.
588
00:36:14,181 --> 00:36:17,021
She's Josh's agent,
they're very close.
589
00:36:17,021 --> 00:36:18,861
Josh is partially paralysed.
590
00:36:18,861 --> 00:36:20,741
I don't think he remembers
very much.
591
00:36:20,741 --> 00:36:22,901
I wouldn't rely on Josh Blay.
592
00:36:22,901 --> 00:36:24,461
Why do you say that?
593
00:36:24,461 --> 00:36:26,741
Well, I'm just saying that he's
the only one who benefits
594
00:36:26,741 --> 00:36:29,181
from all this, isn't he?
He's the only creator left.
595
00:36:29,181 --> 00:36:31,021
He's not the only Ledwell, though.
596
00:36:31,021 --> 00:36:32,901
If the knife had gone
two millimetres to the left,
597
00:36:32,901 --> 00:36:36,701
he'd have been killed. I don't think
anyone believes Josh is a suspect.
598
00:36:36,701 --> 00:36:39,221
We should say that making this film
is absolutely in Josh's
599
00:36:39,221 --> 00:36:41,221
best interests.
600
00:36:41,221 --> 00:36:43,501
The cost of his ongoing care
is going to be significant.
601
00:36:43,501 --> 00:36:45,981
I think he treated Edie very badly.
602
00:36:45,981 --> 00:36:49,941
Guys, if I may. We should let
the police do their job.
603
00:36:49,941 --> 00:36:52,461
We're here to discuss the film.
604
00:36:52,461 --> 00:36:55,101
Well, exactly. We can't sit here
all day.
605
00:36:55,101 --> 00:36:59,741
OK, so, what we'd like you to do
is find out who Anomie is.
606
00:36:59,741 --> 00:37:02,461
He's the creator of Drek's Game.
607
00:37:02,461 --> 00:37:04,221
I thought there were two creators.
608
00:37:04,221 --> 00:37:08,381
Sure, but the other guy, Morehouse,
he's never been a problem.
609
00:37:08,381 --> 00:37:11,501
Anomie is jeopardising our movie.
610
00:37:11,501 --> 00:37:16,221
Just before Edie died, we were
about to close the film deal.
611
00:37:16,221 --> 00:37:19,221
Now, as Edie's heir, Grant can sign,
612
00:37:19,221 --> 00:37:23,461
but as things stand,
Josh won't go ahead.
613
00:37:23,461 --> 00:37:25,741
Not while Anomie is still active.
614
00:37:25,741 --> 00:37:27,701
Josh just wants more money.
615
00:37:27,701 --> 00:37:30,181
Josh knows how vicious
Anomie can be.
616
00:37:30,181 --> 00:37:32,221
He's worried Anomie will
turn his sights on him.
617
00:37:32,221 --> 00:37:35,941
No, it's me Anomie's targeting.
He's coming after me already.
618
00:37:35,941 --> 00:37:38,101
What kind of things is he doing?
619
00:37:38,101 --> 00:37:41,301
Well, saying stuff like me
and Heather started as an affair.
620
00:37:41,301 --> 00:37:43,461
Is that true? I'm not prying.
621
00:37:43,461 --> 00:37:45,661
I just want to know
if Anomie's information is accurate.
622
00:37:47,141 --> 00:37:50,541
Well, my first marriage was over
in all but name.
623
00:37:50,541 --> 00:37:53,621
But there's other stuff,
like knowing my ex-wife has lupus.
624
00:37:53,621 --> 00:37:56,781
He's hostile to anyone
involved in the film project.
625
00:37:56,781 --> 00:38:00,581
And if he continues like this, he's
going to toxify the entire brand.
626
00:38:00,581 --> 00:38:02,981
No, but he's not hostile to Josh,
though, is he?
627
00:38:02,981 --> 00:38:04,661
Always leaves Josh alone.
628
00:38:04,661 --> 00:38:07,701
Now, this film is supposed
to be a no-brainer,
629
00:38:07,701 --> 00:38:09,941
but now we've got Josh holding out
630
00:38:09,941 --> 00:38:13,061
and we've got Edie's fiance, who's
trying to get paid for a script...
631
00:38:13,061 --> 00:38:14,981
That's not relevant here.
632
00:38:14,981 --> 00:38:17,061
Who is Edie's fiance?
633
00:38:17,061 --> 00:38:18,821
Oh, some bloke called
Phillip Ormond.
634
00:38:18,821 --> 00:38:20,261
He's a total chancer.
635
00:38:20,261 --> 00:38:24,501
Find out who Anomie is
so we can get Josh to sign the deal.
636
00:38:24,501 --> 00:38:26,941
That's what we're hoping
you will do for us.
637
00:38:26,941 --> 00:38:30,461
We tried the cyber route you
suggested, but it went nowhere.
638
00:38:30,461 --> 00:38:33,101
Security around the game
is top notch.
639
00:38:33,101 --> 00:38:34,741
We need a new approach.
640
00:38:34,741 --> 00:38:37,701
Can I just ask, were gaming rights
part of the film deal?
641
00:38:37,701 --> 00:38:39,461
Yeah, and they still are.
642
00:38:39,461 --> 00:38:42,501
So could you shut down Drek's Game
on the basis of copyright
643
00:38:42,501 --> 00:38:44,301
and go after Anomie that way?
644
00:38:44,301 --> 00:38:46,301
He hasn't monetised his game,
645
00:38:46,301 --> 00:38:50,661
so it would be hard to make
the case for financial loss.
646
00:38:50,661 --> 00:38:54,661
And since we don't have a real
person to take to court...
647
00:38:54,661 --> 00:38:57,021
Quite. We need Anomie's real name.
648
00:38:58,901 --> 00:39:02,101
How under-the-radar are you
planning on being?
649
00:39:02,101 --> 00:39:03,781
We want to be discreet.
650
00:39:03,781 --> 00:39:06,021
Josh's agent knows what we're doing
and she's supportive,
651
00:39:06,021 --> 00:39:07,981
so you can talk to Katya,
652
00:39:07,981 --> 00:39:10,061
maybe Josh as well,
provided he's up to it.
653
00:39:12,221 --> 00:39:16,861
You were Edie's first choice,
and I think with good reason.
654
00:39:16,861 --> 00:39:18,741
So...
655
00:39:18,741 --> 00:39:20,421
...do you think you might be able to
help us?
656
00:39:20,421 --> 00:39:21,941
Absolutely.
657
00:39:21,941 --> 00:39:23,421
Unless...
658
00:39:23,421 --> 00:39:24,901
I'm in.
659
00:39:29,141 --> 00:39:30,821
Thank you.
660
00:39:34,061 --> 00:39:36,141
I have one question.
661
00:39:36,141 --> 00:39:37,581
If we find out who Anomie is...
662
00:39:38,741 --> 00:39:40,821
...what do you plan to do about it?
663
00:39:40,821 --> 00:39:42,461
Once we have a name,
664
00:39:42,461 --> 00:39:46,941
it shouldn't be hard to turn
Anomie from hunter to hunted.
665
00:39:46,941 --> 00:39:49,461
We'll find evidence of hypocrisy,
666
00:39:49,461 --> 00:39:51,221
racial insensitivity,
667
00:39:51,221 --> 00:39:53,181
sexual harassment.
668
00:39:53,181 --> 00:39:54,741
There's always something.
669
00:39:54,741 --> 00:39:56,581
We'll put it out there.
670
00:39:56,581 --> 00:39:58,621
Those who live by the mob,
671
00:39:58,621 --> 00:40:00,501
die by the mob.
672
00:40:02,741 --> 00:40:04,461
Thank you.
673
00:40:04,461 --> 00:40:06,101
We'll get started.
674
00:40:09,581 --> 00:40:13,501
Edie was convinced that Anomie
was someone who knew her.
675
00:40:13,501 --> 00:40:16,821
She tried to figure it out herself
by looking at Anomie's tweets.
676
00:40:16,821 --> 00:40:19,061
When Edie attempted suicide,
677
00:40:19,061 --> 00:40:21,941
Anomie knew about it
within hours of it happening.
678
00:40:21,941 --> 00:40:24,581
And likewise, when they were
in talks about a feature film,
679
00:40:24,581 --> 00:40:27,621
Anomie already knew which production
company was involved.
680
00:40:27,621 --> 00:40:32,141
So Anomie is obviously someone
with access to inside information.
681
00:40:32,141 --> 00:40:34,261
Now, this first group of suspects
682
00:40:34,261 --> 00:40:36,141
are people that Josh and Edie
worked with.
683
00:40:36,141 --> 00:40:39,061
Most of them still live together
in an artists' collective
684
00:40:39,061 --> 00:40:41,301
up in Highgate.
Would you do the lights, Midge?
685
00:40:42,981 --> 00:40:44,781
...haze of drink and drugs.
686
00:40:44,781 --> 00:40:47,141
Nah, that's now. Ha-ha!
687
00:40:47,141 --> 00:40:48,781
These are the good times.
688
00:40:50,221 --> 00:40:52,461
We're not doing this on our own.
689
00:40:52,461 --> 00:40:55,341
North Grove Collective, say hello.
690
00:40:56,821 --> 00:41:00,421
Nils is not just our landlord
and an artist in his own right,
691
00:41:00,421 --> 00:41:02,381
but today, he's also our cameraman.
692
00:41:02,381 --> 00:41:04,421
Er, this is too many jobs.
693
00:41:04,421 --> 00:41:06,821
That is Nils de Jung.
694
00:41:06,821 --> 00:41:08,701
He owns the building they live in.
695
00:41:11,381 --> 00:41:13,621
It's Pez Pierce,
ladies and gentlemen.
696
00:41:13,621 --> 00:41:15,661
Though it's mostly the
ladies I'm talking to now.
697
00:41:15,661 --> 00:41:19,901
And this guy is who Edie told me
was her main suspect.
698
00:41:21,461 --> 00:41:23,541
Ha, ha, ha. Cheers, girls.
699
00:41:23,541 --> 00:41:25,301
Swing by any time!
700
00:41:25,301 --> 00:41:26,901
Tell them who you play.
701
00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:30,501
Oh, I play Magspie,
a thieving magpie.
702
00:41:30,501 --> 00:41:33,941
And the fact that I'm a Scouser
is purely coincidental.
703
00:41:33,941 --> 00:41:35,861
But if this interview ever goes
missing, though...
704
00:41:35,861 --> 00:41:38,221
That'll be because it was too shite
to even go on the internet!
705
00:41:38,221 --> 00:41:41,101
THEY LAUGH
706
00:41:41,101 --> 00:41:43,621
Oh, you've done me already.
Take a bow though, girl.
707
00:41:43,621 --> 00:41:46,341
Now, this is Katya Upcott.
708
00:41:46,341 --> 00:41:50,221
She started out helping them with
PR and ended up as their agent.
709
00:41:50,221 --> 00:41:52,501
Edie moved on,
but Josh stayed with her.
710
00:41:52,501 --> 00:41:55,301
She had access to all
their deal negotiations.
711
00:41:58,181 --> 00:42:00,181
Hey, why am I last?
712
00:42:00,181 --> 00:42:03,301
Main event, mate.
Headliner always comes on last.
713
00:42:03,301 --> 00:42:06,981
That's right, bwah!
Cos it's all about Drek!
714
00:42:06,981 --> 00:42:09,021
You mean it's all about Wally.
715
00:42:09,021 --> 00:42:11,141
Play the game, bwah!
716
00:42:12,661 --> 00:42:15,381
Wally Cardew is someone the
police are already interested in
717
00:42:15,381 --> 00:42:18,141
as a suspect in Edie's murder.
718
00:42:18,141 --> 00:42:20,621
I've looked at the comments section
on his video channel.
719
00:42:20,621 --> 00:42:22,701
It's full of people urging him
to check out
720
00:42:22,701 --> 00:42:25,781
the Brotherhood of Ultima Thule.
What's that?
721
00:42:25,781 --> 00:42:27,501
They're an alt-right movement.
722
00:42:27,501 --> 00:42:30,741
They reckon they're
reviving Viking ideals.
723
00:42:30,741 --> 00:42:33,021
I'm not sure the original Vikings
were that bothered about
724
00:42:33,021 --> 00:42:35,781
feminists or racial purity.
725
00:42:35,781 --> 00:42:37,181
MIDGE CHUCKLES
726
00:42:37,181 --> 00:42:40,021
I'm thinking they might be a feeder
group for The Halvening,
727
00:42:40,021 --> 00:42:43,021
who have claimed responsibility
for Edie's murder.
728
00:42:43,021 --> 00:42:45,981
North Grove offer evening
art classes
729
00:42:45,981 --> 00:42:48,861
which anyone can sign up for,
so I have enrolled
730
00:42:48,861 --> 00:42:51,221
in a class with Mariam,
who is married to Nils.
731
00:42:51,221 --> 00:42:53,021
So I'll be watching Nils and Pez.
732
00:42:53,021 --> 00:42:54,781
Are you doing Venetia Hall again?
733
00:42:54,781 --> 00:42:58,261
Er, no, I am Jessica,
marketing executive
734
00:42:58,261 --> 00:43:01,341
who's always regretted dropping
A-level art.
735
00:43:01,341 --> 00:43:03,461
And what about the others?
736
00:43:03,461 --> 00:43:06,621
So, this is Kea Niven,
Josh's ex-girlfriend,
737
00:43:06,621 --> 00:43:10,661
and Yasmin Weatherhead
is a PA that Edie fired.
738
00:43:10,661 --> 00:43:12,781
Edie ended up discounting both
of them,
739
00:43:12,781 --> 00:43:14,861
because when Josh broke up with Kea,
740
00:43:14,861 --> 00:43:17,341
she no longer had access
to inside information.
741
00:43:17,341 --> 00:43:19,501
And the same goes for Yasmin.
742
00:43:19,501 --> 00:43:23,541
They're not ruled out as Anomie,
they're just low priority.
743
00:43:23,541 --> 00:43:25,581
And Yasmin's a writer?
744
00:43:25,581 --> 00:43:29,141
She's writing a book about being
an Ink Black Heart fan.
745
00:43:29,141 --> 00:43:31,461
Oh, that's my holiday
reading sorted.
746
00:43:31,461 --> 00:43:34,421
The last one we've added is not
someone Edie had as a suspect.
747
00:43:34,421 --> 00:43:36,541
Phillip Ormond, her fiance.
748
00:43:36,541 --> 00:43:41,101
Ormond lived with Edie, so he had
access to personal information.
749
00:43:41,101 --> 00:43:45,061
She also had bruising on her neck
which she avoided talking about,
750
00:43:45,061 --> 00:43:47,261
so we definitely need to watch him.
751
00:43:47,261 --> 00:43:50,581
What we want to do is rule out as
many of these as soon as possible.
752
00:43:50,581 --> 00:43:52,781
You're all going to follow
Anomie on Twitter.
753
00:43:52,781 --> 00:43:55,061
If Anomie's active and you can see
your suspect's
754
00:43:55,061 --> 00:43:57,821
not on a computer or on a phone,
we can rule them out.
755
00:43:57,821 --> 00:43:59,301
How often does Anomie tweet?
756
00:43:59,301 --> 00:44:03,261
Five or six times a day.
More if they get into an argument.
757
00:44:03,261 --> 00:44:05,701
We should also sign up
for Drek's Game.
758
00:44:05,701 --> 00:44:07,901
Anomie's on there all the time.
759
00:44:07,901 --> 00:44:10,861
My ex used to get dead excited
when she was talking to him.
760
00:44:10,861 --> 00:44:13,421
Like she'd met the Pope
or something. It's ridiculous.
761
00:44:17,181 --> 00:44:20,541
Drek says no new players.
Ha-ha, ha-ha!
762
00:44:21,861 --> 00:44:24,181
Maybe they're worried
about the police sniffing about?
763
00:44:24,181 --> 00:44:26,581
Murphy mentioned The Halvening might
have used the game
764
00:44:26,581 --> 00:44:29,021
to stir up hate against Edie,
so, yeah.
765
00:44:30,941 --> 00:44:35,461
Is there a chance your ex might
let us use her login?
766
00:44:35,461 --> 00:44:38,301
Oh, er, we've not spoken for,
like, a year.
767
00:44:39,501 --> 00:44:41,981
Yeah, the relationship ended
with a lot of daytime sex.
768
00:44:41,981 --> 00:44:43,861
Only, I wasn't the one having it
with her.
769
00:44:43,861 --> 00:44:46,421
Oh, sorry. Forget I asked.
770
00:44:46,421 --> 00:44:48,021
Twitter it is.
771
00:44:48,021 --> 00:44:50,261
Barclay, you're on the fiance,
Phillip Ormond.
772
00:44:50,261 --> 00:44:53,341
He teaches in Gospel Oak
and lives in Finchley.
773
00:44:53,341 --> 00:44:56,021
Midge, you're on Katya Upcott.
774
00:44:56,021 --> 00:44:57,981
I'm going to be watching Wally.
775
00:45:47,501 --> 00:45:49,141
Ooh!
776
00:45:50,341 --> 00:45:53,261
I'm not being funny, but you should
try and look like that more often.
777
00:45:54,421 --> 00:45:57,421
Yeah, Jessica is anxious about
people thinking
778
00:45:57,421 --> 00:45:58,941
she's a corporate sell-out.
779
00:45:58,941 --> 00:46:00,821
Jessica could be working for Satan
780
00:46:00,821 --> 00:46:04,301
and most boys won't give a monkey's
with her looking like you do.
781
00:46:04,301 --> 00:46:07,261
Before you go,
can you take a look at the rota?
782
00:46:07,261 --> 00:46:10,101
I've got you down for 60 hours
this week.
783
00:46:10,101 --> 00:46:12,421
Yeah, I know, we need to find more
people.
784
00:46:14,101 --> 00:46:15,861
See you.
785
00:46:18,341 --> 00:46:22,061
How's she going to find a boyfriend
if she never stops working?
786
00:46:22,061 --> 00:46:24,181
Maybe she's shagging Strike?
787
00:46:24,181 --> 00:46:26,301
She's got more sense than that.
788
00:46:27,341 --> 00:46:30,101
Here I am in Regent's Park asking
people what they like
789
00:46:30,101 --> 00:46:31,661
to eat for dinner on a Friday night.
790
00:46:31,661 --> 00:46:33,301
Here, I got a good one here
with this geezer here.
791
00:46:33,301 --> 00:46:34,741
Got a good one here now.
792
00:46:34,741 --> 00:46:36,821
Excuse me, mate! Excuse me, mate.
793
00:46:36,821 --> 00:46:39,661
Erm, want to talk about it? No?
PHONE RINGS
794
00:46:39,661 --> 00:46:41,221
Barclay? Do you speak English?
795
00:46:41,221 --> 00:46:43,621
I've got eyes on Edie's fiance.
796
00:46:43,621 --> 00:46:45,261
He's glued to his phone.
797
00:46:46,301 --> 00:46:48,381
Nothing happening
on Anomie's Twitter.
798
00:46:48,381 --> 00:46:51,221
You're all set up, then? Aye, I'm
using an account I used to have
799
00:46:51,221 --> 00:46:52,701
that's still got a few followers.
800
00:46:52,701 --> 00:46:54,501
Bit less suss than a new one, eh?
801
00:46:54,501 --> 00:46:57,301
So long as it doesn't
have your name on it.
802
00:46:57,301 --> 00:46:59,941
Username's Tartan Rizla.
803
00:46:59,941 --> 00:47:01,541
You're a class act, Barclay.
804
00:47:01,541 --> 00:47:03,621
Right, I'm off. Yep, see you.
805
00:47:03,621 --> 00:47:05,581
Er, I'm from California. Oh, right.
806
00:47:05,581 --> 00:47:09,141
What do you think of the food here?
I mean, yeah, it's OK.
807
00:47:09,141 --> 00:47:10,981
You like noodles?
808
00:47:10,981 --> 00:47:13,341
What?! Noodles! You like roodles?
809
00:47:13,341 --> 00:47:16,701
Screw you, dude! Oh, he don't like
noodle! Friggin' freak!
810
00:47:37,821 --> 00:47:39,861
INDISTINCT CHATTER
811
00:47:44,821 --> 00:47:47,061
Hi, I'm Jessica,
here for life drawing.
812
00:47:47,061 --> 00:47:49,021
Ah, that's my class.
813
00:47:49,021 --> 00:47:50,861
I'm Mariam. Follow me.
814
00:47:58,381 --> 00:48:00,781
There we go.
815
00:48:00,781 --> 00:48:03,421
Right, we're ready for drawing.
816
00:48:05,021 --> 00:48:07,061
We just need the life bit now.
817
00:48:07,061 --> 00:48:08,501
One sec.
818
00:48:08,501 --> 00:48:10,741
Er, we're starting.
819
00:48:13,221 --> 00:48:16,381
This is Preston, or Pez.
820
00:48:16,381 --> 00:48:19,461
He lives here. He's a very talented
artist in his own right.
821
00:48:21,141 --> 00:48:23,461
Jessica's our new girl.
Jessica, why don't you tell us
822
00:48:23,461 --> 00:48:25,221
what you're hoping
to get out of the class?
823
00:48:25,221 --> 00:48:28,221
Erm, hi, I'm Jessica.
824
00:48:28,221 --> 00:48:31,141
Er, I did A-level art,
but nothing since then.
825
00:48:31,141 --> 00:48:34,621
Erm, I work in marketing
and I, er...
826
00:48:34,621 --> 00:48:36,901
I suppose I'm here
because I'm hoping
827
00:48:36,901 --> 00:48:39,221
there's more to life
than marketing.
828
00:48:39,221 --> 00:48:40,901
I guess I just...
829
00:48:40,901 --> 00:48:42,581
Er... er...
830
00:48:42,581 --> 00:48:44,621
Er, I just, erm...
I really like drawing.
831
00:48:44,621 --> 00:48:46,941
Well, you've come
to the right place.
832
00:48:46,941 --> 00:48:48,581
Right, get started, everyone.
833
00:49:12,461 --> 00:49:14,661
SHUTTER SNAPS
834
00:49:43,541 --> 00:49:46,901
Oh, that's beautiful work on
the hand. You can certainly draw.
835
00:49:46,901 --> 00:49:49,021
Thanks. But, er, this...
836
00:49:50,421 --> 00:49:52,501
Oh, I just haven't got
to that bit yet.
837
00:49:52,501 --> 00:49:56,061
Well, a penis is far less
challenging than a hand.
838
00:49:57,421 --> 00:49:59,821
Right, time's up, everyone.
839
00:49:59,821 --> 00:50:01,381
Drinks in the kitchen.
840
00:50:21,661 --> 00:50:23,141
Ah!
841
00:50:23,141 --> 00:50:25,141
Fuck. Ah!
842
00:50:32,581 --> 00:50:35,181
Wow, this is amazing.
843
00:50:35,181 --> 00:50:39,021
Ha-ha. Mariam did that about
five or six years ago.
844
00:50:39,021 --> 00:50:41,261
Everyone in it's a mate of hers.
845
00:50:41,261 --> 00:50:43,381
I'm helping roof the house.
846
00:50:43,381 --> 00:50:46,061
Ledwell and Blay are on there.
847
00:50:46,061 --> 00:50:48,301
Ledwell and who, sorry?
848
00:50:48,301 --> 00:50:50,381
You seriously don't know who
they are?
849
00:50:50,381 --> 00:50:52,901
They created The Ink Black Heart.
850
00:50:52,901 --> 00:50:55,701
They met here. This house is iconic.
851
00:50:55,701 --> 00:50:57,461
I haven't seen you here before.
852
00:50:57,461 --> 00:50:59,581
I joined an oil painting class.
853
00:51:00,581 --> 00:51:02,381
Edie was murdered last month.
854
00:51:02,381 --> 00:51:05,301
Yeah, she was,
and she was a mate of mine,
855
00:51:05,301 --> 00:51:08,061
so her being murdered
isn't fucking gossip.
856
00:51:08,061 --> 00:51:10,741
So don't show up here pretending
that you want to paint.
857
00:51:10,741 --> 00:51:12,421
The cemetery's only down the road.
858
00:51:12,421 --> 00:51:14,141
Go on, have a sniff around,
859
00:51:14,141 --> 00:51:16,061
there might be still some
of her blood on the grass
860
00:51:16,061 --> 00:51:17,861
if you're wanting a souvenir.
861
00:51:21,461 --> 00:51:22,981
Erm...
862
00:51:28,101 --> 00:51:30,141
Oh, I'm sorry.
863
00:51:30,141 --> 00:51:31,621
The fans are the worst.
864
00:51:32,861 --> 00:51:34,741
I'm so sorry about your friend.
865
00:51:36,861 --> 00:51:38,621
Not much to say, is there?
866
00:51:41,901 --> 00:51:45,941
Edie's at the top. She's chucking an
apple from the tree to Josh. Mm.
867
00:51:47,741 --> 00:51:52,181
"A state of anomie is impossible
wherever organs..."
868
00:51:52,181 --> 00:51:53,741
Come on.
869
00:51:53,741 --> 00:51:56,901
Why don't we grab a proper drink,
you and me?
870
00:51:56,901 --> 00:52:01,101
Erm, I've actually got an early
start, but, er, next week?
871
00:52:02,181 --> 00:52:04,581
Yeah, I'll hold you to that.
872
00:52:26,701 --> 00:52:29,461
...you have a broad-based
appeal, Wally.
873
00:52:29,461 --> 00:52:31,701
Crucially, you know
how to use humour,
874
00:52:31,701 --> 00:52:34,501
and that's powerful, because the
majority of people in this country,
875
00:52:34,501 --> 00:52:37,821
deep down, they're race realists
like we are,
876
00:52:37,821 --> 00:52:40,541
but they're afraid to say
what they think.
877
00:52:40,541 --> 00:52:43,341
But you say exactly
what you think, Wally,
878
00:52:43,341 --> 00:52:45,741
and that's why people love you.
879
00:52:45,741 --> 00:52:48,461
If you decide to join us,
we can amplify that.
880
00:52:53,301 --> 00:52:56,341
Midge, you are amazing.
You got the login.
881
00:52:56,341 --> 00:52:58,501
Yeah, you owe me big time.
882
00:53:01,501 --> 00:53:03,941
Right. Now, you can't just jump in.
883
00:53:03,941 --> 00:53:06,621
Beth's been playing this game
for years, people know her.
884
00:53:06,621 --> 00:53:08,621
Do you want to tell me
a bit about her?
885
00:53:08,621 --> 00:53:11,141
Yeah. A lying, cheating bitch.
886
00:53:11,141 --> 00:53:14,661
I might need a little bit more
than that. Sorry, it's late.
887
00:53:14,661 --> 00:53:18,221
No, it's fine.
I really appreciate this.
888
00:53:18,221 --> 00:53:20,061
Right, username... Mm-hm.
889
00:53:20,061 --> 00:53:24,381
...Buffypaws95037 all one word.
890
00:53:25,701 --> 00:53:27,221
Password... Mm-hm.
891
00:53:27,221 --> 00:53:29,301
...WishIWasWithEllen.
892
00:53:44,261 --> 00:53:46,981
So, this is the home page where
everybody meets.
893
00:53:46,981 --> 00:53:49,901
I mean, the whole game
is a glorified chatroom, really.
894
00:53:49,901 --> 00:53:51,821
Weird, it won't let me screen shot.
895
00:53:51,821 --> 00:53:53,821
No, it's against the rules.
896
00:54:02,941 --> 00:54:05,781
Double click on Buffy Paws
and you can see her point of view.
897
00:54:22,181 --> 00:54:24,221
AUTOMATED VOICE SPEAKING
898
00:54:25,261 --> 00:54:27,301
KEYBOARD CLACKS
899
00:54:28,501 --> 00:54:30,461
Hi, how are you?
900
00:54:34,701 --> 00:54:37,341
INDISTINCT CHATTER
Yeah, no, I enjoyed it. Really?
901
00:54:45,261 --> 00:54:47,301
Whoa! You all right?
902
00:54:48,501 --> 00:54:50,181
Come on, mate.
903
00:54:51,581 --> 00:54:53,181
Are you all right, mate?
904
00:55:03,381 --> 00:55:05,421
DISTORTED AUTOMATED VOICE
905
00:55:07,061 --> 00:55:09,101
KEYBOARD CLACKS
906
00:55:11,741 --> 00:55:13,861
Yes,
I missed this place.
907
00:55:16,301 --> 00:55:19,061
Favourite kind of dog?
908
00:55:19,061 --> 00:55:20,621
Oh, trick question.
909
00:55:20,621 --> 00:55:22,541
Beth likes cats.
910
00:55:31,781 --> 00:55:35,581
LOL. Welcome back.
911
00:55:35,581 --> 00:55:37,261
Come with me.
912
00:56:11,821 --> 00:56:13,341
Ah! Argh!
913
00:56:14,741 --> 00:56:15,861
Ah!
914
00:56:24,301 --> 00:56:25,741
Oi!
915
00:56:28,141 --> 00:56:29,421
Come here!
916
00:56:35,501 --> 00:56:37,581
Bravo, kilo, I need back up now!
917
00:56:37,581 --> 00:56:40,021
Suspect is 6'3", leather jacket,
918
00:56:40,021 --> 00:56:42,221
tattoos on his...
919
00:56:42,221 --> 00:56:44,021
...horrible bald head.
920
00:56:45,781 --> 00:56:47,221
HE SIGHS
921
00:56:49,301 --> 00:56:50,741
What's going on?
922
00:56:50,741 --> 00:56:52,221
Oh, never seen this.
923
00:56:52,221 --> 00:56:54,021
I'm not sure where he's taking you.
924
00:56:58,501 --> 00:57:00,461
Ask me the question.
925
00:57:04,101 --> 00:57:05,581
What question?
926
00:57:06,981 --> 00:57:09,701
You came back because you
want to know.
927
00:57:11,061 --> 00:57:13,221
Did I kill Edie Ledwell?
928
00:57:17,621 --> 00:57:19,341
I did.
929
00:57:21,261 --> 00:57:24,381
And you are welcome.
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