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Oh my god, I love you. You have no idea how much you are saving me.

Okay.

I'm sorry. I have exactly five days to find a laser for this house and I think you're

going to love it. Here, come here. So I'm keeping everything. My sofa, my bed, my whatever.

If you don't like the style, I can pack it up for storage.

Yeah, no, it's all good. I like it, yeah.

Okay, good, because I did not want to pay for storage. Do you like to swim?

I do.

The swimming pool is amazing.

Thank you.

And then this is the pool. It's great for a party.

Oh, I bet.

It really gets hot there in the valley, huh?

Like a hundred degrees, but you've got the pool, so.

Yeah, the pool's a nice touch.

Oh yeah, there's nowhere worth a pool in Manhattan, especially in my price range.

So you're moving to New York?

Yeah, I got a year-long graphic design contract out there, so. Have you ever been?

Once. It's got some nice bars.

Yeah.

So, let me show you the rest of the place?

Yeah, sure.

Awesome.

So it's really just a bathroom. Not much storage, but.

Yeah, I'm not that picky.

Cool. So the bedroom's this way.

Kind of has that grandmother feel to it.

But you won't have to worry about furnishing it.

You said that.

Right.

It's comfortable.

Yeah.

I like it.

Really?

Really.

I want it.

Seriously?

Seriously.

Oh my god. Thank you so much. You honestly don't realize how stressed I've been over this.

Um, the leasing agreement is right here. I'm gonna need that back as soon as possible.

No problem.

And then the security deposit is gonna be first and last month's rent. I'm assuming that's gonna be okay?

No problem.

And you also might want to, um.

Want to what?

All right.

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Oh my god.

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Oh my god.

Oh my god. That feels so fucking good.

Oh fuck.

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Oh my god. You're amazing.

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Okay.

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That feels so good.

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Yes.

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Oh yes.

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Oh shit.

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Oh crap.

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Cheers.

Oh my god.

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Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Please, please.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Mm-mm!

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Yes, uh-huh.

Oh, I have it back.

I have it back in there.

Yes.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

I swear to God.

No, no way.

Oh my god.

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Oh my god.

I feel so good.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Bye.

My birthday's today.

Yes.

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Oh my god.

Jesus, yeah.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Oh my God.

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I'm so sorry.

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I'm so sorry.

Oh my God.

Please.

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Yes.

Yes.

Oh my God.

That's good.

I'm sorry.

Oh my God.

It's like...

Oh my God.

I need help.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

That's not a problem.

Yes yes yes yes

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes!

Oh my god!

Oh my fucking god!

Please don't stop!

Please don't stop!

Yes!

Stupid doggone.

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

Oh my God.

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Oh, oh, oh!

Oh

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck!

Oh my god.

Oh my god, you are so fucking good at saving.

Oh my god.

Yes!

Yes!

He's so good.

Hmm...

You stay, you stay.

Like a man, like a man.

He's beautiful.

He's beautiful.

He's so lovely.

Oh, he's so lovely...

He is lovely, he's so lovely.

I'm sorry.

I can't do it.

I can't.

I can't.

Oh my God.

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck, yes, yes.

Fuck.

Fuck, yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Can you see me?

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, give it to me.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

God damn it.

God damn it.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

Oh, yes, give it to me.

Give me your fucking gun.

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

So much fucking gum.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

So you're gonna still sign the lease, right?

Oh, yeah, of course.

Okay, good.

I think you'll really like it here.

I think I'm gonna really like it here, too.

So...

Which one of us is supposed to leave?