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(suspenseful music)

- [Man] You have spoken to the police commissioner?

- [Announcer] Yes, yes, he's fully aware.

He knows to leave us all alone.

Our mayor buys him off with whine and cheese.

- [Man] That's good to hear.

How long until you start?

- [Announcer] Only in a few minutes now.

George, where's my cup of tea?

Sorry dear.

- [Man] You still broadcast by radio?

- [Announcer] It's a dying media, I know.

Everyone streams and downloads nowadays.

Do you know my grandson saw my hand radio last week

and asked, what's that?

- [Man] I guess anyone random listening in

would bore easily.

- [Announcer] I had the thought recently, you know,

what young people nowadays

find to be the scariest sound in the whole world?

Silence.

(suspenseful music)

- [Man] Uh, hello?

Hello council member, hello?

- [Announcer] See, unnerving isn't it?

Kids can't handle it.

Everything gets faster, louder, and flashier.

Silence is so uncomfortable.

- [Man] You make a good point.

- [Announcer] George, my cup of tea.

- [Man] Yeah, I better let you get started.

This is your 20th year.

Best of luck, council member.

- [Announcer] Counting down, thank you.

George, tea.

I am live in 10,

nine,

eight,

seven,

six,

five,

four,

three.

- [Voice] Community broadcast is commencing.

Community broadcast is commencing.

- [Announcer] Good evening, Hills residents.

Thank you for joining in.

Tonight, we are going to do the candidate lottery.

First candidate, it is green ball number 13.

Red ball number 11.

Silver ball number 19.

- Shit.

(suspenseful music)

- And now, Hills residents,

we come to the lottery for the second candidate.

First ball is silver ball number seven.

Second ball is green ball number five.

Third ball is red ball number 14.

- Thank God, thank God.

(suspenseful music)

- [Bec] This is Andy's first time trying a bubble tea.

- [Announcer] Now, I'm just reminding the Hills residents,

there have two more lotteries to come.

I'm gonna go over those numbers again.

It's a silver number seven,

it's a green number five

and it's a red number 14.

(suspenseful music)

Remember, there are 12 days to go till Christmas.

(suspenseful music)

I do wish you all the very best of luck.

(suspenseful music)

- [Dad] Go on Hannah, stand next to it.

- I really don't want to.

- [Dad] Why not?

- It's weird.

- It's Santa Claus.

- It's not Santa Claus, it looks like crap.

- [Dad] Just let me film you with it,

it'll make a great video to send to grandma.

That's great, smile Hannah, say Merry Christmas.

- Merry Christmas.

- Aw come on, get down closer to it.

I'll get a shot of him with his arm around you.

- No, you.

- It's not going to bite, it'll take two seconds.

- Merry Christmas.

- Look at the camera.

(screaming)

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music)

- My makeup looks so bad.

- Really?

I think this looks amazing.

- What, my makeup?

- No, our faces!

- Okay.

- What's up YouTube?

Bec and Andy back, rocking the world again.

- We have come out today

and Andy has let me be in charge of what we're eating,

so I have just a normal chicken burger

and Andy has the spiciest burger on the menu.

(laughter)

(shouting)

(gasps)

What's up YouTube?

We are back again.

We've just done a full day worth of shopping.

My feet are killing me.

As you can see, Andy is blindfolded today

and that is because I finally received

something I've been waiting for so long to get.

It's spicy?

I love animals

and I'm so excited to pet the little kangaroos

and the little wallabies.

This is amazing, I can't believe he's so chill.

- [Andy] Oh my God.

- What do you think it is?

- That's clothing.

- Yeah, but what do you think is on it?

- You didn't.

Oh, no way!

- Yeah, we got the shirt.

- Okay, so we've just hit two million subscribers

and Bec doesn't know this, but to celebrate,

I'm actually going to propose.

(upbeat music)

You could all like and subscribe.

- And then like and subscribe.

- To like and subscribe

and rate and ring the bell for notifications.

(upbeat music)

- [Bec] What's up YouTube?

Bec and Andy here, rocking the world once again.

- [Andy] Too right,

we're stoked about the amount of views

in our last big post.

Keep it up, peeps, huge love to you all.

- We are back, bigger and better than ever

and this Christmas season,

we're taking a trip around our home state.

- Staying at home sucks, so this Christmas,

we're spreading our wings with a the real big road trip.

We want you all there for very big moment.

- We could not have done it

without our subscribers and sponsors

and this video is actually sponsored by Cover U.

It is the greatest new app

that provides you with online protection

and extra phone coverage in dark and dangerous places.

- Cover U is the only way to let your friends know

that it's actually you and not your dangle ganger.

- Doppelganger.

- What?

- It's doppelganger, you said dangle ganger.

- No I said, no, that's what I said.

- No you didn't, let's do it again.

- No, just leave it alone, I said the right thing, Bec.

- The sponsors will cut ties if we don't get this accurate.

- Why don't we just keep it in

and I'll edit you correcting me out, it'll be fine.

- I told you, the marketing person

said we have to be accurate with their script

when mentioning their product.

Let's just do it again, stop being stubborn.

- This is such bullshit.

I hate this stuff, the app doesn't even work.

- I don't care, Andy,

do you want to keep doing this stuff or not?

- We get a new sponsor every two months,

so let's just screw this up and we'll get a new one.

- I'm not building a bad reputation with this guy, Andy.

Stop being so stubborn, let's just do it again.

What's up YouTube?

Bec and Andy here, rocking the world.

Seriously?

You're going to be a dick, that's the plan?

- I'm trying to be funny.

- I can't do this right now.

- What are you doing?

- You're driving me nuts, I need some space.

- Women.

(dubstep music)

(police sirens blaring)

[Andy] How sick would it be if I caught a car accident,

or like someone breaking a law or something?

- [Bec] Why is that sick?

- [Andy] Have you not seen how many hits

accidents and road rage videos get?

Plus like, it would get us some new exposure.

- [Bec] Yeah, people make mistakes too, Andy.

Are you really going to punish them for that?

- [Andy] Dude, we just capture it.

The general public can decide who is the idiot.

- [Bec] Why isn't there any money in my account?

Andy, where's my money?

Wait, what are these transactions?

Audio equipment, competitive edge gaming chairs?

Did you spend all my money on shit?

- [Andy] It's popular set designing.

If we don't have it,

we'll just look like losers online.

- [Bec] Who says that?

- [Andy] The people remember.

If it trends, we have to have it.

- [Bec] I'll tell you what I'd like, money in my account.

We have bills, Andy,

rent, electricity, phone bills,

and let's not forget, we eat out almost every second night.

This stuff exists.

Oh man, I'm so glad we're camping out.

(dubstep music)

- [Andy] All right.

Day one, Christmas vacation,

hot Australian summer,

classic bushfire territory,

danger lurks all around, snakes, spiders.

- Are you gonna help me?

- [Andy] You feeling scared, Bec?

- Not at all.

I know we're covered with our Cover U app,

I don't leave home without it.

- Perfect.

- It's going to be an amazing adventure.

I can't wait to see what we find.

Now seriously, Andy, help me.

- This is such a beautiful place.

I wish all our fans were here with us.

- Don't forget to lock the car.

- Hey, did you get the GoPro?

- [Bec] It's on your head.

- Our last video has a decreased viewership of 54 thousand.

We're slipping and we need to do something bolder.

Even our subscriber rate has halted.

- Well, what do you suggest then?

- Oh, I don't know, this?

This is not what people want to see.

Unless you can find a waterfall to jump off naked,

or get lost in a storm on an unused path,

or something exciting.

- You know,

not every video we do has to have a hook or a gimmick.

- You're the one with the business agenda.

You can't see this being a problem.

- Wait, did you hear that?

- Hear what?

- Exactly, nothing.

I don't want to talk about statistics or subscribers

or business tactics right now.

- What do you wanna talk about?

- Nothing.

I just want to enjoy the silence for once.

This is meant to be a holiday.

- People want to see our holiday.

- Andy, just one hour, okay?

- One hour to what?

- Just shut the fuck up.

(knocking)

- Hard week, Feary?

- You can say that.

- What's this?

- Girl you're looking for?

I suspect by now, she's out near Darlington's place.

- You have everything set here?

- Three sheep, they're waiting.

- Good.

Remember, you call the council every time one falls.

- Hey, do I look like an idiot, pal?

I know what I'm doing here.

- Feary?

- [Feary] Yeah.

- Cut back on the drink, would you?

- You wanna change positions?

Look, I got a kid in town, all right?

Broken marriage.

I haven't seen him two years.

- I'm sorry for you.

- I'm heading down there and see him in the morning.

- I'm sure you will.

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(suspenseful music)

- I love these undisturbed places.

You know, when I can't sleep at night,

this is what I picture.

You can talk now, doofus.

- If we make enough money, we can buy a place out here.

- I think we'd need a much larger viewership for that

and maybe an e-sports contract and let's face it, you know,

neither of us are very good at finger slapping a joystick.

- Well, it is Christmas.

Tis the season to wish.

- Wish?

People wish everyday, Christmas just puts a ribbon on it.

You know, maybe we shouldn't spoil this.

The more people that move out here,

the more litter we'll find, so, come on.

What on earth is that?

- Looks like some kind of scarecrow Santa.

Oh look, there's another one.

- Oh God, something died in this one.

- What's up guys and girls?

Check this out.

I'm here in Adelaide Hills with my girl, Bec,

and we have come across the strangest site,

a golf playing, scarecrow Santa

and this one over here is playing hide and seek with Bec.

- These are so weird, like what a weird thing to set up?

Hey, pass me your phone for a second.

Thanks.

- They look like chicken wire and paper-mache to me,

but this is one cool dude Santa.

- Apparently, the locals of the Adelaide Hills

have placed out Santa's scarecrows for decades

every December as a sign of mischief and fun

for the festive season.

So people with way too much time on their hands,

in other words.

- I've got an idea, put your sunny's on.

I'm gonna get a mischief fun photo

with me and my main man.

(suspenseful music)

- This is cool.

This is a sweet tunnel.

- [Bec] I hope there's not a homeless family

living in there.

- No, but I think one of those Santa statute things

is down there.

- Oh fuck off, that is creepy.

- Mischief, right?

You have to go first.

- No way in hell, Andy, you go first.

(clucking)

Just go.

- Look at all this graffiti.

Oh my goodness.

This could have been an old bomb shelter or something.

- Doubt it.

- Well you never know, it could've been.

What do you know about bomb shelters?

Oh god, this is scary.

[Bec] It smells like piss in here Andy, lets keep moving.

Hello there, my friend.

All I want for Christmas is for you not to kill me.

- [Bec] Keep going.

- What, are you getting scared, are you, Bec?

- A little claustrophobic, yeah.

- Claustrophobic, arachnophobic,

what aren't you fucking phobic of?

(suspenseful music)

- Seriously, is this Christmas or Halloween?

I don't want us camping anywhere near those things.

- Oh, nice little log.

- Hey Andy, did you bring the gas stove?

- What?

- The gas stove that I asked you to get two days ago?

- No, what for?

- Uh, to cook our food, dumb ass.

What do you mean?

- Isn't that your job?

- Excuse me?

You can do this then.

- What do I do with this?

- Assemble it.

- How to assemble tent.

- Are you in a bar?

Since when did you start drinking?

- Since last week.

- Are you okay?

- Yeah, I'm just looking for someone.

- Oh, like a guy!

Good for you, about time.

What kinda guy are you looking for?

- Like an older guy.

- Yeah, they're more mature.

So what like, five, ten years?

- No, more like 50.

- You want a man who's about to drop dead?

- More or less.

- Do you want to marry him, like, is everything okay?

- No, no, look, I don't think you'd understand

even if I tried to explain.

- My grandfather is on life support.

- Seriously?

No, stop.

I'm just trapped between a rock and a hard place

and there's something that I need to do before Christmas.

I just need a new tactic.

- Wait, what's that?

(subtle music)

- Great, now there's ads on video call.

- What ya doing?

- Meditating.

- I can do that.

What's this meant to do?

- I'm practicing mindfulness,

so just focus on your breathing.

(heavy breathing)

- Fuck this shit.

- [Woman] Hard day at work, hon?

How was your day?

Is there anything else I can get for you?

Here you go.

(laughter)

(laughter)

- Andy, are you fucking serious?

Is that creek water?

That's fucking disgusting.

- What?

It's for the fans, it'll be funny.

- Fuck the fans.

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music)

(screaming)

- Andy, I cannot eat this cold.

Do we have anything else?

Can you put that away for one night?

- Sorry, what?

- [Bec] I said, can you put the laptop away?

- Can you give me like 45 minutes.

Just checking our socials & sending out Christmas greetings.

I can't believe how many channels

are giving away free gifts and money for Christmas.

We should look at doing that next year.

What are you doing?

- I'm right here, Andy.

- Yeah, I can see that.

- [Bec] No, you don't.

I'm tired of this, I'm so sick of the world

watching every little thing I do,

but where are you, Andy?

Is this our life?

Every week, another fucking subscriber,

another video and another bell button to click.

- I thought you loved all this.

- [Bec] I thought I did too, but I was sold on an image.

I was just following the herd.

I thought it was normal, but this feels like insanity.

I feel like I'm stuck in a machine.

Ugh.

- I had so much porn saved on there.

(suspenseful music)

- Dear God, can you hear me?

Yes Hannah.

Please help me get out of here alive.

Don't count on it, Hannah.

But why?

It's Christmas time.

People die everyday, Hannah.

People die every day.

(suspenseful music)

- Ew.

♪ Baby, I love the way you talk ♪

♪ The way you move and the way you squawk ♪

♪ I'd like to keep you by my side ♪

- What are you doing?

- I'm serenading you.

- Andy?

- Yes?

- Singing is not your best attribute.

I see.

But thanks for trying.

(birds chirping)

(laughter)

(screaming)

- Andy, did you make coffee?

Oh wait, I forgot.

We can't because he didn't bring the gas stove.

Andy?

Andy?

Andy?

Hello?

Andy?

Andy?

This place really needs a new definition,

of fun and mischief.

(suspenseful music)

- Hey.

Did you make coffee?

- Um, I'm seeing things.

Where have you been?

- Giving you that extra peace.

(suspenseful music)

- Baden.

- Dane.

Why are you spoiling my view?

- Just returning from Kangarella,

looking for a young girl, about 12.

Blonde hair.

- Still, have you tried McHarg Creek?

- I was on my way there now.

- It's almost midday.

The community is all secure?

- [Dane] I believe so.

I've been doing the rounds all week.

- Sunset is estimated for half past eight.

How many?

- Only one.

- [Baden] One?

Jesus.

Who was assigned this year?

- [Dane] Karla, Feary, and Mrs. Rosemont.

- Mrs. Rosemont is 85 years old.

Where's Karla?

- She's been doing roadside.

Feary snagged the male three days back

and is with the sacrificial mutton.

I've taken over for Mrs. Rosemont.

- You are pushing everyone's luck.

- It's not easy to keep a secret.

- You better stop talking to me and get back to it.

I'll let the neighbors know.

- Right.

(subtle rock music)

- Are you okay, dear?

- Not really.

I could get some help but,

something's happened with my engine.

- I could call you a tow truck.

- No, no, uh, I just need you to help me.

- I'm not a grease monkey.

- Please, I'm more than happy to reward you.

- Oh, I could call you a uh.

- No, uh, no, don't worry, just.

This is taking way too long.

- Hey pretty lady.

Need a hand?

- Fuck off.

- Just do it.

What's up YouTube?

Bec and Andy here again.

Had a pretty hot night last night,

but I guess that's Christmas in Australia for you.

I haven't slept in a tent since I was 14.

It wasn't too bad,

except for Andy farting the whole night

and turning it into a massive Dutch oven.

- Hey, you know uncooked beans will do that.

- We are off to our next sweet spot

along the Heysen trail now.

It is just amazing to spend Christmas Eve in the woods.

Let's do this.

- Hello?

This is Rosemont speaking.

I've just noticed a young female

hitchhiking towards the Heysen trail.

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music)

- This looks strange.

(suspenseful music)

Ho, ho, ho.

On Christmas Eve, his face will show.

Protect the hills and he will go.

Four sacrifices will be made

from lamb and man until sun fades.

- I don't get any of this.

- Is this some kind of religious thing?

(suspenseful music)

- Seems a little removed for that.

(suspenseful music)

- Excuse me, excuse me.

Can you help me?

- Hey, whoa, you all right, kid?

- Are you locals?

- No.

- No, no, we're just camping out.

- We're Bec and Andy, you might've seen us online.

- Oh yeah, I've seen some of your videos.

- Good to meet a fan in the middle of a dirt road.

- I never said I was a fan.

- Are you all right?

- I need to go to the city, a man's after me.

- A man?

Did you do something wrong?

We should probably call the police.

- Yeah.

No wait, we need to record this.

- Not right now.

- Yes now, remember our sponsor, Cover U?

What a plug?

One way to use the app and save the day.

- This could be serious.

- Yes, you're always talking about keeping sponsors.

We do this,

they'll fund our videos for the next 12 months,

not to mention, we'll be heroes.

Lost little girl in the woods on Christmas Eve.

- Sweetie, would you mind if we just

recorded us helping you?

- Really?

Fine.

- So, we've been walking around this road

for the last half an hour

and this poor little girl has stumbled across us, lost.

- I'm not lost.

- Are you okay, what is your name?

- Hannah.

- And how old are you, Hannah?

- 12.

- Okay.

I'm going to use our Cover U app

to get Hannah some help and get out location accurate.

Shit.

Okay wait.

- [Voice] Application error.

- [Andy] This app needs to be restarted, hang on.

- What do you mean?

- Hey, we need to film this again.

Now my whole phone is spazzing out.

I told you this app doesn't even work.

- Hannah wait, we're sorry.

- It's okay.

I'll find some real adults to help me.

- We're adults.

- Barely.

- Well come with us at least,

you shouldn't be out here alone.

- I think I stand a better chance on my own.

- [Bec] Well, where are you going?

- To the bus stop, maybe someone can help me there.

- What about your parents?

- Dead.

My parents are dead, all right?

Thanks for finally asking.

I told you guys, leave me alone.

- We will, when we get you some help.

Are you going to try this house?

- Don't trust the locals around here.

- Another one of these cheap things.

- They move.

- [Andy] Huh?

- What did you just say?

- I've seen them move.

- You know what?

I'm sick of these things.

They're just straw and duct tape.

Filled with coal of all things.

- Isn't that what Santa gives to naughty children?

- He's not real, the parents do it.

It's just a big mix up between mythology and marketing

to make money.

- Okay.

- Smart kid.

- [Baden] 40 years ago, this thing didn't even exist,

so what happened?

I'll tell you what happened.

We grew out of excess waste

and everyone wanting a slice of the good life.

- I know you're frustrated,

but there's nothing we can do now.

- Exactly.

Now, we are stuck with what we created and who pays for it?

Children.

- [Announcer] Baden, it's Christmas, just be happy.

- Yes, I'd hate to be the one

to spoil the day of cheer and joy,

I guess, I did become a grumpy old scrooge, after all.

- Listen.

- Oh shit.

Shit.

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music)

I'm putting him back together.

I'm safe, I'm safe.

I'm safe.

(suspenseful music)

I'm safe, I've put him back together.

(suspenseful music)

I'm safe.

(laughter)

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music)

I'm safe, I'm safe.

(suspenseful music)

(knocking)

(knocking)

(knocking)

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music)

(skull Breaks)

(wind blows)

- Still three, that doesn't make much sense.

(baaing)

- Okay, so our car is about an hour over that hill.

I'll get my phone, call for help and get us out of here.

- Someone's coming.

- Hannah, wait.

That's the guy.

- That guy?

Sleazebag scum!

- What are you doing?

- ID for the authorities.

Damn.

All right, you two go back to the car, I'll meet you there.

- Wait Andy,

our priority is to get this girl to safety,

not by vigilante.

- I can take that guy.

I film him, justice will be served.

- Andy stop filming, don't be a hero!

- Get back to the car, I'll meet you there!

- What do you think?

- My dad says, if you have nothing nice to say,

don't say anything at all.

- What are you doing here?

- Wind's blowing east.

It means an elder fell.

My job is done and if you don't believe me,

you can ask the Henderson's or Mrs. Rosemont.

- But who?

- Well, how am I to know?

Look, I am going home

and I'm not getting my hands dirty.

In fact, I'm moving states.

Fuck whatever you people unleashed.

[Dane] Karla, there is still two more.

Well, you have a six and a half hours.

I'm sure you can deal with it.

Merry Christmas.

- Andy log.

It's Christmas Eve.

My phone has mysteriously... broken.

I've located the property

of the pedophile chasing after young Hannah.

I'm going down there.

It's my civil duty.

Wish me luck.

- Well, if she won't cooperate,

we're just going to have to sacrifice her.

- There must be something else we can do.

- We don't have time, dear.

- All right, all right, I'll get it done.

- Well, the neighborhood has your back.

You'll be enjoying Christmas turkey and prawns soon enough.

- I really wanted to ask her out.

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music)

Andy log.

I'm taking his keys to slow him down.

- Is that right?

- [Alondra] Hi, I'm unavailable right now.

Leave a message.

- Hey um Alondra, look,

I know we haven't spoken since high school,

but I need you and the kids to take the Christmas tree down

just for a night.

Look, there's a competition down in the city for you guys

and if you take the tree down and send me a photo,

you actually get a thousand dollars

and I know you guys could really use that money,

so could you just,

just do that and send me a picture please?

Just when you can, okay uh, bye.

(suspenseful music)

- What are you trying to sabotage?

You're not from around here, are you?

- You were chasing a young girl.

I'm going to expose you.

- You think I'm some creep, some child molester?

I'm none of those things.

I'm just doing what I've been told.

- Fair enough, Jim Jones.

Which glue sniffing cult told you that?

- Fucking tourist.

You have no idea what is out there.

What the people of the Adelaide Hills are trying to protect?

They want four sacrifices in the 12 days before Christmas

and I have five hours left before sunset.

- I see all that glue sniffing has really gone to your head.

- I'm not going to kill you because I'm not a murderer.

Already got a male and an elder.

It only wants two things now, a female and a child.

- You'd make a great YouTube host, you know?

Ever considered starting your own channel?

You could be famous.

- Yeah, I think my ego's fine.

Besides, you only have to fart online

to get famous these days.

- Fair enough.

- It moved.

- It was probably just the wind, come on.

(screaming)

(suspenseful music)

Stop, help!

- Can I help you?

(laughter)

They're headed west.

- Get in!

- Is this your car?

- Yes, get in.

- What about your boyfriend?

- I know.

Andy!

Andy help, we need to go!

(suspenseful music)

(screaming)

Oh my God.

♪ Oh little town of Adelaide ♪

♪ How still we see the lie ♪

♪ Above the deep and dreamless sleep ♪

♪ The silent stars go by ♪

♪ Yet in my dark street, shineth ♪

♪ Is the ever lasting light ♪

♪ The hopes and fears of all the years ♪

♪ Lay in the tonight ♪

- Yes, council member.

I can confirm the third kill.

- That's lovely, dear.

(baaing)

- Boom, huge win!

Like watching the football's final comeback.

- What are you on about?

- It found the girl, that's life, sadly.

- I was wrong about you.

You're not a child molester, you're just a sadist.

You still don't get it, do you?

You never will, but what we're doing here

is saving a lot of children, okay?

One child is a small sacrifice for the bigger picture.

- Buddy, you have a psychiatrist on speed dial, I take it?

- I need you

to shut the fuck up.

- Are you all right?

- I killed her.

I was trying to help her and I killed her.

- Come on, it's okay.

I'll get you somewhere safe.

So you backpacking around here?

- Yeah.

- I've seen the show, I'm a fan.

Whenever Andy eats spicy food, it cracks me up.

I'm really glad that the community

can convince you to come out here.

- Are you a local?

- Yeah.

Yeah I am.

(suspenseful music)

- What's that for?

- Calls it quicker.

Thank you for what you're doing.

- What am I doing?

- Well, we can't let it get into the city,

so you're saving Christmas.

- An hour to go, perfect timing.

- Saving Christmas?

- Let's get out of here.

I don't want to be around for this.

- [Bec] Where's Andy?

- Off making another hit, viral video I imagine.

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music)

(growling)

- Hey, since you don't have to be sacrificed,

are you doing anything for New Years?

- What?

- Are you doing anything for New Years?

- No, the other bit, sacrifice me.

Get the fuck out of my way, Dane,

or I'll run you over, I swear to God.

- Fuck!

Stupid Dane!

Why do you have to go and say that?

Next Christmas, you don't even mention this stuff.

Fuck!

(shouting)

(shouting)

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music)

(grunting)

- Andy I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.

- There's no time, we have to get you out of here.

They have marked you.

Your only chance is to get to the bottom of the hill.

- How?

- There's a ute parked outside.

(growling)

Oh, they do move!

(suspenseful music)

(screaming)

- Andy, it's a trick.

- A trick for what?

Bec run, run Bec, run!

(suspenseful music)

(shouting)

- Help me, help me!

Please, let me in, somebody's after me!

Please help me!

What's wrong with this neighborhood!

(screaming)

(suspenseful music)

(grunting)

- [Woman] Did you hear how Feary

got another little tramp in Adelaide pregnant?

- Again?

- What a little ho.

- Who's that?

- Oh, that's just the girl that we're sacrificing.

- Merry Christmas, bitch.

(laughter)

- Cheers.

(suspenseful music)

- [Announcer] Alert, alert,

all residents please seal the McHarg Creek road.

Our final subject is on the run

and about to kill Christmas.

(suspenseful music)

- Hey sweet cheeks,

you shouldn't be out here all alone.

- Five foot seven brunette, heading towards the Paddocks.

Chase her, you useless bag of bones.

- Fuck, I can't chase her.

- My face!

Fuck!

How to drive manual.

♪ The first Christmas she ever will know ♪

♪ Won't be about Santa and reindeer and snow ♪

♪ She'll wonder perhaps what the fuss is about ♪

♪ A little time left yet, before she finds out ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ She won't be asking for presents or toys ♪

♪ She'll just enjoy all the fun and the noise ♪

(screaming)

♪ Looking at all of the grownups above her ♪

♪ Happy just knowing that all of them love her ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ The first Christmas she ever will know ♪

♪ She'll get pretty paper tied up with a bow ♪

♪ The music will play and lights will glow ♪

- You fat fictional fuck.

♪ On the first Christmas she ever will know ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

- Bec, it's me!

Will you please drive?

It's already sunset.

Go, go!

- I'm trying.

- I'm sorry, all right?

I was never really going to hurt you.

- I get that,

but I'm just not sure how to feel given the circumstances.

- Please give me a chance.

- I suppose we could try one date.

- Really?

- Sure.

(squishing)

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

- [Announcer] Dane, Dane please come in.

The girl is heading your way, please report.

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music)

- What happens now?

- I'm not sure but, we need to warn people.

(suspenseful music)

What should I say?

- Whatever you know.

- This is Bec and Andy,

we have an emergency message

for all of the children of Adelaide this Christmas.

It's come to our attention that there will be an evil force

descending upon all of those

who have erected a Christmas tree

in their living rooms this holiday season.

Your children are not safe, you must not let them sleep.

You must take down your trees.

- Well, have you been a good boy this year?

- [Child] Yes daddy.

- That's good to hear.

- Will I see you for Christmas this year?

Probably not kid, probably not.

(sobbing)

(suspenseful music)

- [Andy] Lock your doors and hub together.

You must sacrifice this night in order to survive.

Please, we beg you, please take our word for it.

- [Bec] Please listen to us.

This is not an act right now,

this is us being ourselves and everyone is in danger.

Please lock your doors and take down your trees.

- That's all we can say.

- I should have sacrificed myself,

I should have been the hero.

- What's a hero?

(suspenseful music)

(clock ticking)

(growling crunch)

- Santa?

(screaming)

(sobbing)

(police sirens blaring)

- [Announcer] Oh dear, those poor children.

You know, at least they can't say we didn't try.

(laughter)

- So, I need to clear a few things up

for all of the people that have the audacity

to leave some hate speech in the comments.

I did not kill your children.

I was actually trying to send a message to help.

I was trying to do the right thing

and I don't know why everything

keeps getting misinterpreted but,

things have gone pretty down hill for me

ever since this whole thing happened.

I'm getting around 60% less views and likes,

Bec left me for some guy that doesn't even have a phone

and who does that?

Making videos was my life.

Please,

like me again.

Like, comment, subscribe and share.

I'm gonna start a whole new channel,

it's the Andy show now, forget about Bec.

(subtle rock music)

(subtle rock music)

- Hey.

(laughter)

(screaming)

(laughter)

- Walk over, stop, two breaths, turn around, two breaths.

- [Director] Yeah, that's it man.

I'm gonna come around on you,

Bec behind, you have to move.

(shouting)

- I'm sure you will.

- Do better soldier.

Come on, that was terrible.

(shouting)

- [Director] While I'm filming you, Bella,

tell us how you feel.

- It's getting in my hair.

- Fuck!

(shouting)

(shouting)

(laughter)

- Christmas.

(laughter)

Holy shit.

- [Director] She be dead.

- Oh fuck, she's dead, dead.

- [Andy] Between a rock and a hard place

and I have to do something before Christmas.

(laughter)

(grunting)

(laughter)

- Andy log.

I'm taking his keys to slow him down.

♪ Baby, I love the way you talk ♪

♪ And I love the way ♪

(laughter)

(laughter)

- Our own big road trip

and we want you all there for every big moment.

- We couldn't have done it

without our subscribers and sponsors.

This video is actually subscribered by.

- [Director] Subscribered.

(laughter)