All language subtitles for Logan Lucky 2017_track3_[eng]

["Some Days Are Diamonds" playing]

♪ When you asked ♪

♪ How I've been here without you ♪

♪ I'd like to say I've been fine ♪

♪ And I do ♪

♪ But we both know… ♪

[song continues indistinctly]

[Jimmy] Now the story goes that
John Denver,

he was playing at this little ol' place

called the Cellar Door in Washington, D.C…

[grunts] around Christmas time in 1970.

His opening act
was this husband and wife duo

named Bill Danoff and Taffy Nivert
and they called themself Fat City.

[chuckles] That's kind of a funny name.

Yeah, that is kind of a funny name.
Socket, uh, 5/8ths.

[Sadie grunts softly]

Now, one night, they decide to go on back
to the house

and have a little jam session.

[grunts]

On the way, they got into an accident
and, John Denver, he broke his thumb.

And when they finally
got back to the house,

and Bill and Taffy played…

played John Denver this song
they'd been working on,

he flipped for it, man.

And they worked on that thing till dawn.
Screwdriver.

-Flat head or Phillips?
-Flat.

So that's why you like the song.

Well, I like the song because of the song.

I mean, I guess I also like it
'cause it's got a story behind it.

You know, Bill Danoff later said that
he ain't never even been to West Virginia.

Well, I like the song, too,

but I don't really think
it'll work for the pageant.

Pliers.

-Regular or needle-nose?
-Needle.

So you coming to my rehearsal?

Yeah. I'm going to pick you up
right after work.

Just so you know, I asked Mommy

if she and Moody would pay
for your cell phone.

She said even if they did,
you wouldn't take it.

Sadie bug, she's right.

The only thing,

I need a cell phone for
is taking pictures of you. Gun show!

[exclaiming]

-Hey, Daddy.
-Nope.

["Some Days Are Diamonds" continues]

♪ Sometimes a cold wind ♪

-♪ Blows a chill in my bones ♪
-[truck beeps]

♪ Some days are diamonds ♪

♪ Some days are stones ♪

[thuds]

♪ Some days are diamonds ♪

[thudding]

[Jimmy] All right.

♪ Sometimes the hard times ♪

♪ Won't leave me alone ♪

♪ Sometimes a cold wind ♪

♪ Blows a chill in my bones ♪

♪ Some days are diamonds ♪

♪ Some days are stones… ♪

What say, Cal?

Hey, Jimmy. Come on in.
Shut that door, would you?

Yeah. Have a seat.

Jimmy, I'm just gonna say it.
I got to let you go.

[scoffs]

Cal… I didn't even do nothing, man.

I know you didn't do nothing.

But last week,
someone in HR saw you leaving,

walking out to your truck
and they saw you was limping.

So? My leg ain't got nothing to do
with driving that Case out there.

I know that.

I know, but the folks over
in the big office, they feel different.

They said you didn't list it
on your paperwork

when you was first brought on.

-No.
-And they are calling it

a "pre-existing condition"

and that it is a liability issue.

-Okay, this big then.
-What is that, two to three feet?

This big and you let me drive my truck
around the track tonight.

Look, it's a four-wheel drive.
It isn't gonna hurt you.

[car door slams]

[breathing heavily]

[music playing over car stereo]

[John Denver singing] ♪ Almost heaven ♪

♪ West Virginia ♪

♪ Blue Ridge Mountains
Shenandoah River ♪

[Mellie] Purple Lady,
you know my brother, Jimmy?

[Purple Lady] Oh, Jimmy Logan,

that ball player that was gonna be
a big deal?

[Jimmy chuckles] Hey, Purple Lady.

My husband, the Major,
when he was still alive,

he loved LSU football.

Whenever they'd show the games here local,
we'd watch.

Of course for me,

-it was all about the uniforms.
-Hmm.

Their jerseys
are the most striking shade of purple.

Purple!

Yes, purple and gold. Royal colors.

I got off early, so I figured
I'd take Sadie on over to her dance thing,

so you didn't have to drive her.

Well, that's great and all,

you wantin' to see your daughter dance
an' everything.

But it was yesterday.

[sighs] Shit.

Excuse you.

I got her there fine, by the way.

See, most people think if you're gonna go
to Charleston, then, duh,

you get on the 85 to Danville,
then the I-19 to Charleston. 54 miles.

But, being 4:00 p.m., I knew not
the best time of day to be on the road.

And they're still doing all that
shoulder work on the I-19.

Plus, then you got the sun
right in your eyes

for that whole stretch outside of Julian.

So, yeah, I took the 85 to Danville,

but then I hopped onto the 3,
so instead of going up and over,

I'm going over and then up.

And after that it was just a straight shot
on Daniel Boone Parkway

all the way to Marmet.

[Purple Lady] Well, sure sounds like
you love to drive.

It was just a rehearsal,
not like the real pageant,

but Bobbie Jo is not happy.

Now, why didn't you call me?

I tried, but your cell phone
seems to have been turned off.

You should pay your bills.
Everyone needs a cell phone.

I don't like 'em.

You one of them Unabomber types?

Yeah. I am one of them Unabomber types.

See, I don't like people tellin' me
what to do,

like, "Answer the phone."

-Hey.
-Oh, this is gonna be good.

Look, I'm sorry, okay?
I'm sorry, I thought…

[stutters] I knew it was 4:00,
I just thought it was 4:00 today.

That's the first time
you've used that excuse!

Look, I said I was sorry, all right?

Mellie said y'all figured it out
just fine, anyway.

She also tell you that she got pulled over
going 30 miles over the speed limit

with my daughter in the car?

It's our daughter.

Sadie said her Aunt Mellie
"worked her Mellie magic"

and talked the cops
into not giving her a ticket!

So that's a real good character-building
experience for our daughter to witness.

-Yeah.
-Don't laugh at me!

Yeah, whatever, forget it. What--
What's up with the sale sign out there?

You didn't tell me
you and Moody was buyin' a new house.

-[Sadie] Daddy!
-Hey!

-[Jimmy growls]
-[Sadie] Ah!

-What you doing?
-Nothing.

Ow! Ow. Man!

[Sadie chuckles]

Hey, me and your momma
were just talking about

maybe me and you
goin' to get some ice cream.

I'm not allowed ice cream anymore.

Says who?

Mommy. She says it's got too many calories
and that nobody loves a fat girl.

You ain't… I think
that's a little bit harsh.

-[boys shouting]
-This is some of that

co-parenting stuff
that you and I need to talk about.

That Dr. Phil stuff.

-Hey, Jimmy!
-Hey, Moody.

-Yeah, what's goin' on, sweetie?
-Wow. Thank you.

Hey, hey! Hey, you two don't settle down,
we ain't gonna get no mall.

Daddy, will you come with?

[Moody] We're taking Sadie and the boys

to see that new Furious Fast movie
at the mall.

You want in?

[inhales] Uh…

That's a little… That's a little intense
for the kids, ain't it?

They love it. Keeps them quiet.

They sit staring at the screen
the whole time, scared shitless.

-You want to come?
-[Sadie] Please?

[stammers] I got to get going to work.
You know?

-Oh!
-I ain't got time for a whole movie.

But you go and have fun. Give me a hug.

[grunting] Not on my back.

But we're gonna get some ice cream.

-Promise?
-Okay.

But it's got to be yogurt,
'cause I got the pageant comin' up.

[gasps] Oh, I finally know
what song I'm gonna sing for talent.

-[Jimmy] What song?
-"Umbrella" by Rihanna.

[Levi] When Rihanna sings "Umbrella,"

she's not really singing
about a rain umbrella.

She's really singing about her vagina.
It's code.

-Who told you that?
-[Levi] Everybody.

Come on, let's go!
Everyone in the Expedition.

[Sadie] Whoo!

-Kiss your mother when you leave.
-[Bobbie Jo] Kiss.

-Aw. Thank you. Bye.
-See you, sweetie.

-Hey.
-Yep.

-I wasn't done talking to you yet.
-[Jimmy chuckles] Okay.

-What am I in trouble for now?
-We need to talk about some legal stuff.

Hey, Jimmy, your car.

[Bobbie Jo] Moody,
can you give us a minute?

[Moody] Okay.

Legal stuff?

-You was askin' about the "For Sale" sign?
-[Jimmy] Yeah.

Moody's expanding.

His family's openin' up
a new dealership down in Lynchburg.

That's across state line.

Hell, no, you can't just tell me that,
like I ain't got no say in the matter.

You'll still get your days!
Just we'll be in Lynchburg.

You can drive across the state line
to pick her up.

I have full custody.

[Jimmy] It's not happening.
I'm getting a lawyer.

[Bobbie Jo] With what money?

[country music playing on speakers]

-What do you say there, Earl?
-Hey, Jimmy.

[Clyde] So…

-I've been uncovering a lot.
-[softly] Oh, shit.

Did you know Aunt Maggie, in 1983,
won the Lotto, but then washed the ticket?

It's folk tales and backwood gossip.

Well, you gotta admit this kind of stuff
don't happen to normal folk.

-Not tonight, Clyde, okay? [sighs]
-There's a pattern.

Pappaw's diamond,
Uncle Stickley's electrocution.

Mommy gets sick after Daddy's settlement.

-The roof collapse.
-Come on, Clyde.

You blow your knee out
and a roadside mine takes my arm

as I was transpo-ing out.
I was almost at the airport.

What about Mellie, then?

Ain't nothing bad ever happened to Mellie.

Hmm?

What?

You just gave it a mouth.

You need to take it back.

I don't even know what I'm…

I'm going to go to my satellite office
and then we're gonna talk about this.

[music continues]

[door opens]

[Max] See, the dirty big secret is

that I am the asset in this scenario.
It's not Dayton White. Right?

And the simple fact is
I'd be driving that car myself,

if my day job wasn't running
a billion-dollar company.

And by the way, it was my understanding
that this is America, people.

So them trying to muzzle the company
that I created, in America,

is a violation of my free speech.

And plus, plus, two of those kids
only had one kidney to begin with.

So why isn't anybody writin' about that?

Right. It's total BS.

[Clyde] What do you like?

[chuckles] Aw.

I just thought of a great song title.
The Kindness of a One-Armed Bartender.

-Oi, go on!
-[all laughing]

Uh… Now, you see, I got two arms.

See? I'm a trans-radial amputee,

so it's my lower forearm and hand
that's missing.

-My mistake.
-I'm very lucky.

I guess I'll settle for a Stoli,
extra dry,

two olives. Can you handle that?

Uh, yeah. Up or on the rocks?

Up.

Well, it's pretty good. Could be colder.

Ice shortage around here,
'cause of the water contamination plant

from the chemical leak upstream.

Hey, do you mind
doin' that drink thing again?

Want to shoot a post.

I got 1.2 million followers.
This could make you famous.

How 'bout he bounce a damn ball
on his nose for you next,

like a trained seal?

[scoffs] Sorry. You got a problem?

Yeah, I got a problem. I take exception
to people messin' with my brother.

That's two tours in Iraq right there.

He stepped forward
when others were stepping back.

So you need to show a little respect.

[Max snorts]

Thank you for your service. Cheers.

So, brothers, eh?

You know, it's funny.
With your bad leg and his missing an arm…

-Excuse me, hand.
-[chuckles]

It's like the two of you almost add up
to one normal person. [laughing]

Oh, man, I know who you are.

You're that… you're that… you're that
guy on the TV with the drink.

I mean, you're famous!

Right on both. I'm that guy on the TV
with the drink and yes, I'm famous.

Very, very famous.

[Jimmy] Hey, can I get a photo with you?

-Sure.
-Yeah?

-Sure.
-The guys at the garage won't believe me.

-Make it quick.
-Hold on. Come on.

Oh, that's nice. There we go. All right.

-[all grunting]
-Hey, what the…

[fighting continues]

-Hi, Earl. You got a light?
-[Earl] Well…

Always. Here.

Ah, thank you.

[Clyde grunts]

[glass shattering]

-[Max] Stay down! Stay down!
-[car alarm beeping]

-[man 1] Leo! Leo!
-[man 2] It's on fire.

[alarm continues beeping]

That is massively stupid!
That's an $85,000 vehicle!

[Clyde] Well, he was assaulted.

He tried to assault me!

Well, don't just stand there gawping.
Get your phones out!

-Right, Max, all right, the phone.
-Film this! Document!

-Hey!
-Aw.

[Max] Christ!

[alarm stops]

[panting]

Cauliflower.

Yeah, this is Max. Get Mike on the phone.

[Clyde] What did he just say?

Don't you--

You can't just walk away!
This is a crime scene!

Did you just say "cauliflower" to me?

[funky instrumental music playing]

[Clyde] Unless I'm mistaken,

yesterday, as you were leaving the bar,
you said the word "cauliflower."

[smacks lips] That's right. I did.

The last time you said that word to me,

I ended up gettin' sent down
for six months.

-It was juvie.
-I was 13.

And you were supposed to be the lookout.
Now, weren't you?

Being that I was your kid brother,
I let you lead me into trouble

with all your crazy "cauliflower" plans.
My life of crime is over.

But you did make breakfast this morning.
Even burned the bacon like I like

and you hate.

I also saw you have some sort of robbery
"to-do" list.

Now, I know this attempt to be organized
is a big step for you.

So go.

Charlotte Motor Speedway.

The Speedway?

[blues music playing]

[Jimmy] It's one of the busiest
sports venues in the country.

Just last year, they had over 300 events.

It's the official home of NASCAR,
of course.

That's all run on that main track.

But that place right there
ain't just about racing.

This place is like a city.

A few years ago, they built condos
for people who wanted

to live above the track all year long.
They sold out in less than 24 hours.

They even got their own
police force and jail

for people carrying on
and getting out of hand.

[Clyde] Do you hear the words
coming out of your mouth?

"They have their own police force."

I'm midway through my presentation,

so you can just not interrupt me
and let me get it out.

How many times have I listened to that
Logan Family Curse thing of yours?

Thank you.

Now, as you very well know,

the Speedway has got a big problem
on its hands right now.

A 40-year-old pipe burst

and since the whole thing's
built on landfill,

it's turnin' to mush,

-which causin' all these sinkholes.
-Sinkholes.

That's right.
The sinkholes in the infield.

Now, they want to fix this thing up right,
so what did they do?

What'd they do, they called a bunch of us
who used to work down in them mines.

'Cause we know the work.

And you do good work.

-We do good work.
-But you were just fired.

I was let go for liability reasons
involving insurance.

Can you just get to the part
of why you think you can do this?

[sighs deeply]

I know how they move the money.

[landslide, rocks clattering]

[both grunting]

[man 1] Who's got the code?
They can't get in!

It's Christmas. 1225. That's the override.

[Jimmy] Hurry. [grunting]

I got movement. I got leg! I got leg!

-[man 2] Give him some air!
-[man 3] Easy, easy, easy.

[EMT] All right. Come on.

Hey, Bobo, what the hell
is all this stuff?

[Bobo] Well, that's PTT.

What them, they gas lines?

Pneumatic Tube Transport.

Each concession has its own rig.

When a register starts to fill up,
they can do a money dump through the PTT.

Easy to do, and it don't interfere
with the beer selling.

Plus, heck of a lot more secure
than trying to pick up cash during a race.

So all them pipes they, what,
they just run right into the…

[Bobo] To the main vault.

The whole thing is like a cash highway.

[Jimmy] I even know the when to do it.

June 4th, the Grocery Castle Auto Show.

It's graduation weekend.

It'll be the smallest turnout
of the summer.

And gonna be bare bones
staff and security.

A real bank vault?

Yeah, it's a tough one, too.
I looked it up on the Google.

[Clyde] The only guy that knows anything
about blowing up real bank vaults

is Joe Bang.

[Jimmy] Joe Bang,
that's a legend right there.

You know where he is.

[Clyde] No, I know where he is.

We can't do it without him.

[chair scraping]

This is a surprise.

[Jimmy] What you say there, Joe Bang?
Ain't seen you in a while. How goes it?

Well, I'm sitting on this side
of the table, wearing a onesie.

How do you think it's going?

Well, you look good.

Real good. Fit.

You two got any quarters?

I got a quarter.

-Well, does it have to be quarters?
-[Joe] Yeah.

-Come on, now.
-[Clyde] I found one.

Why don't you go over to the machine
on the left, you punch J-7, bring it back.

Go on, now. [sniffs]

[Joe sighs]

Doctors. They say
I have high blood pressure.

So I get this low sodium salt, special.

Fake salt.

Can you believe that?

Someone thought to do that.
They make fake salt.

[sniffs]

So you want to talk business?

Well, we got a job for you.

[softly] A vault.

[sighs] Look around you, my friends.

My bank-blowing days are over.

Besides…

I got a little nest egg,
waiting for me when I get out.

You're stashing $97,000?

Buried under the oak tree
with the red swing,

out at your place.

Maybe.

It seems your brother Fish
told his wife about your stash.

Fish told Misty?

Yep. Next day,
Misty dug the whole thing up

and ran off
with some truck driver from Florida.

What part of Florida?

[Jimmy] Clearwater.

[Clyde] It's a Carven Hill vault,

just like the one you blew up
in Parkersburg.

Steel-encased concrete?

[Jimmy] Yeah. Wall is 20-inch thick.

Alarms?

You sneeze within ten feet
of a Carven Hill vault,

its seismic sensors will have you wearing
one of these onesies

before you knew what happened.

Well, there's construction goin' on
around there right now,

so them seismic sensors are turned off.

[Joe sighs]

So we just need you to blow her open.

I got five months to go in here.

I should probably lay low a bit
before doing a job.

This has to happen in five weeks.

I am in-car-cer-ra-ted.

Yeah, we got a plan to get you out.

As in, break me out?

[whispers] Yep.

[stammers] In the middle of the night?

[Jimmy] No. Afternoon. It's a day job.

You're gonna get me out of here
in broad daylight,

do the job, and then get me back in here
before anyone notices?

Yep.

[smacks tongue]

You Logans must be as simple-minded
as people say.

-[both] People say that?
-[chuckles]

Who?

So…

What's the take?

[Jimmy] Bigger than you
can bury under an oak tree.

-The split?
-[Clyde] Even split.

No. No way. [sniffs]

Well, why not?

I got a brother. I got two. [inhales]

I'd need them involved
to protect my interest.

Sadie, why don't you take these over
to your momma and I'll bring the rest.

[Moody] When you gonna give
that piece of junk up, huh?

Come on, I keep telling you
to come on down to the dealership

and I'll hook you up.
You know we're family.

We're not family.

You mean I can't interest you

in the latest V-6 offering
of the American classic Mustang?

Three-point-seven liters of pure power.

Come on.

You can't tell me you wouldn't love
to get behind the wheel of this baby.

Come on, jump on in. Take it for a spin.

I don't need anything that fancy.

[scoffs] Well, you know,
this Nova ended up costing Chevy a ton

'cause it totally bit the dust in Mexico.

You know, in Mexican,
"Nova" translates to "No Go,"

so they couldn't get anyone to buy it.

'Cause they all thought the car would,
you know, "No Go."

-You're an idiot.
-No, it's true.

Not true.

Look it up.

I am kind of surprised
you went for the V-6 automatic.

The V-8's just so much faster

and you can really feel the road
under you.

Of course,
I keep forgetting you can't drive stick.

No-- I know how to drive stick.

I don't think you do.

All the cars you're always bringin' home
from the lot are auto.

-I love stick! I'm a big fan of stick!
-[laughs]

[country music playing]

[indistinct chattering]

[people cheering]

Sadie! Come on! Come on!

Come on, come on, come on!

[whistles]

Come on, girl, let's go!

Go, Sadie!

[all applauding]

[Mellie whooping]

[Jimmy] You got a ribbon, baby. Come here.
What's it say?

It was not first place.
It only matters if you win.

[Jimmy] What? That ain't true at all.
That boy's damn near 14 years old.

Come on. Give me a smile. Ah!

Go show your momma.

[Moody] Way to go, baby doll.

-Come to Momma.
-[Sadie] Thanks.

-Aw… Mmm-hmm.
-[Moody] Hey, you did good.

[Bobbie Jo] Let me see. Ah…

Well, I found 'em.

Where?

You should see.

[people cheering]

They'll know what we want them to know.

[cheering continues]

[announcer] Let's hear it
for the Bang brothers, folks!

-Argh! Damn.
-[Clyde] You all got a sec?

Whoa, whoa, I'm winning.

Okay? Not stopping.
Don't you put the Logan hex on me.

Yeah, we been out to see your brother.

He tell you that
we were lookin' to talk to you all?

Joe said
you need for him to blow open the vault.

-Something like that.
-[Fish] Mmm-hmm.

Joe said you know computers.

Yeah, I went to, uh…

Technical college.

Well, this here's a little more involved
than that.

We need like a computer whiz.
Like one of them Facebook boys.

I know everything there is to know
about computers. Okay?

Do you?

All the Twitters, I know 'em.

But me and Sam just ain't sure
we can help y'all.

-You can't help us?
-Yeah.

We're living with the Lord now.

Which means on the light side of the raw.

If you two ain't into this,

then why the hell'd Joe tell us
to come out here then?

Got to have a good reason
to break the law.

Do something like robbing.

-[Fish] Mmm.
-Yeah, we need a moral reason.

We'd be robbing the Grocery Castle Auto.

You can't tell me you ain't shoplifted
from the Grocery Castle.

Oh, yeah. We used to shoplift from them
all the time, but that was before.

Yeah, well, our sister Mellie,

she used to work up at the Grocery Castle
outside Manila.

And they promoted her
to checker after a month.

Then, the assistant manager

-started getting handsy.
-[Jimmy] Handsy.

-Oh.
-So you can imagine

our family don't have
no love for the Grocery Castle.

I can understand the feelings.

Yeah, and this being their big event
and all,

the auto show,
we don't feel too bad about it.

Nope.

Come here. [clears throat and sniffs]

-What do you think?
-Yeah.

Okay.

[Fish sniffs]

Sounds good enough for us.

-'Cause of the whole morality thing.
-Mmm.

[rock music playing]

[sighs]

I need you two
to go visit the bear in the woods.

Tell him you're there to collect the bag
he's been keeping for me.

Cauliflower.

[glass shattering]

[judge] Vehicular mischief.

Reckless endangerment,
destruction of private property.

I'd take your license away, Clyde,
but it was suspended two years ago.

And despite your claim that this
was an accident, that your foot slipped,

these are serious charges.

Your previous run-ins with the law

were back when you were classified
as a juvenile

and, of course,
in determining your sentencing

I'm taking into account your service

and the great sacrifice you've made
for our country.

-I sentence you to 90 days.
-[gavel strikes]

[rock music continues]

[music stops]

[indistinct chattering]

You sure these measurements is right?

Mellie gave them to me.
And Mellie knows her trucks.

[drill whirring]

[Bobbie Jo] Sadie's to-do list.
Make sure you get it all done.

All right.

Come on. [grunts]

-[Sadie] Hoo-ah! [giggles]
-Careful!

-"Tanning salon"?
-[Sadie] Uh-huh.

[Jimmy scoffs] Yeah, well,
we'll see about that.

[Sadie chuckles]

Now, it has to be dependable.

I can't have no chance of it
breaking down.

[Earl] Yeah, you want a camper coverin'
the bed of the truck, or just empty?

Yeah, a cover's a good idea,

'cause them campers,
they can get kinda creepy.

I think them cops more likely to give them
camper trucks a second look.

All right, Sadie-bug,
get them goggles down.

I don't want to get none of this
in your peepers. You sure about this?

[Sadie] I'm ready.

All right. Close your eyes.

[inhales deeply]

You littered all over my car,
with your shoes.

[Sadie] Well, I'm sorry.

-Ah! Wait, get your hand off.
-Ah.

Hi. Hi! Aw…

-You excited?
-Yes.

[gasps] Extensions!

-I got real long this time.
-Yeah!

I thought you were going as Rihanna.

[scoffs] Daddy, it's not Halloween.
I'm not going as Rihanna.

I'm singing a song of hers for my talent.

I still got two other categories
to compete in.

Denim Wear and Glitz.

For Glitz, I need this hair.

All right.

Mmm.

That looks like it hurt.

What?

It did.

It's healing up now pretty good, though.

Looks like you could have used
a couple of stitches.

Mmm-hmm.

-A little late for that, I guess.
-Mmm.

Well, when was the last time
you had a tetanus shot?

Mmm…

Never?

[chuckles]

That the wrong answer?

There are no wrong answers

when you're talking
to a healthcare professional.

Would you like one?

What is all this,
like a charity or something?

Jimmy Logan, you know as well as I do

folks around here
don't like the word "charity."

We West Virginians are a proud folk.

We have a couple of grants, but…

mostly get by on private donations.
People happy we do our work.

Driving from town to town,

trying to help locals
who can't make it to the doctor.

[grunts] What happened to three-two-one?

So you know me? We met before?

I went to Valley View.
A couple years behind you.

Hmm.

[Sylvia] Back then you were all

Jimmy Logan, quarterback, Homecoming King.

Only had eyes for Bobbie Jo Campbell,
if I recall.

-[grunts softly]
-Hold that there.

[exhales]

I think you'll like this one.

There you go. I got that.

So, Sylvia?

Ain't no one ever called you Sylvie?

No one has ever called me Sylvie.

That's weird.

My name?

Well, you know, it's just kind of like
an old lady name.

To me.

It just don't seem like it should be on
a person like you.

That looks like you. That's, you know…
My grandmomma, her name was Sylvia.

So that's just what I think of
when I think of that name.

[chuckles]

Oh! I thought you was just getting coffee.
Didn't know we was seeing patients yet.

I got a coffee and a patient.
But we better hit the road.

[engine straining]

[engine starts]

Sounds like that alternator
needs a tetanus shot.

[chuckles] Alternators cost money.
Tetanus shots are free.

There's a garage
over off Bluefield Canyon Road.

Ask for Earl. Might not be free,
but he'll treat you fine.

-Thanks.
-Yeah.

Hey, hey, hold on a second. Hold on.

Did we kiss?

I mean, in high school,
we kissed, didn't we?

That has got to be the worst thing
anyone has ever said to me.

Hold on, hold on, wait, wait!
I'm saying I remember is all!

I do.

I do remember.

[Mellie] I see there's still
a lot of your rules up there.

So?

Just… Have you thought about

"having a backup plan,"

or what we're gonna do
the first time "shit happens"?

Let alone the second time.

Why don't you just worry
about your cockroaches?

And I'll worry about the rules.

Okay.

[enthralling instrumental music playing]

♪ She's my lover ♪

♪ Does me wrong ♪

♪ Sleeps all day
She out all night long ♪

♪ She gives my whisky to other men ♪

♪ Made off with my money ♪

♪ She's gone again ♪

♪ She'll never change ♪

♪ Just stay the same ♪

♪ Oh, that's the name of the game ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

[music continues]

-[Cal] Jimmy?
-Hey, what you say, Cal?

[Cal] Hey, how you been?

What's goin' on, man?
Oh, you know, staying busy.

-Good, good, good. Hey, did you find work?
-Yeah, a few things.

[Cal] These parts or back over
in Boone County?

-Back home.
-Good. Good, good.

Well, I'm glad to hear that.

You know, I felt bad and all
about havin' to let you go.

Come on, man. Don't even worry about it.

I know it was them, not you.

Even if things had been different,

I probably woulda let you go anyways,
since we're wrappin' it up.

What? You're all wrapping up the site?
You all done?

[Cal] Yeah, just about. Yeah.

[chuckles] Managed to be
ahead of schedule for once.

-[indistinct chattering]
-Oh.

You patched up all them sinkholes?

Yeah, almost. Yeah. We're gonna pull
the gear first of the month.

[Jimmy] You know that thing
we been talking about?

We got to move it up a week.

[Clyde] What happened?

[Jimmy] Opportunity
is going to be closing up.

So everything stays the same, we just
got to move everything up by one week.

Wait, one week earlier? But that's…

[Jimmy] I know.

[Mellie] I guess this is "shit happens."

[Jimmy] Yep.

[Mellie] So should we cancel?

No difference.

The Coca-Cola 600 is the biggest race
of the year. That's a big difference.

That don't change the job at all.

[car engine roaring]

So should I call The Baker?

Call The Baker.

[whirring]

[phone ringing]

This is Gleema.

-[man] Gleema Purdue?
-Yes.

Need you to sign right here, please.

Right there, please.

Who's it from?

No idea, ma'am. No card, no name
on the paperwork. We just deliver 'em.

He just said, "I guess someone
thinks it's your birthday." [chuckles]

I mean, I have no idea. [laughs]

I've never seen a more beautiful cake.

Well, maybe somebody's got a crush.

[chuckling] Oh, well,
I have no idea who it could be.

After that last experience
on Plenty O Fish,

I have stayed away from the online dating.

Gleema. You better come out front again.

What? More for me?

Not exactly.

Someone hit and ran you, ma'am.
We'll check the cameras.

In the meantime, we're going to need
to fill out some paperwork.

[Gleema] Oh!

My car.

Oh.

Tsk.

Oh, man!

Ma'am, I'm sorry about your car,

but I need you to start filling this out.

Is it 5:30?

There's no arguing with that
automatic door.

Are you okay?

[sighs] I didn't get to finish my cake.

[rock music playing]

♪ A man ♪

♪ A room ♪

[Sam] Howdy doody.

♪ A man alone in a room ♪

♪ Eyes, tears ♪

♪ His eyes are losing tears ♪

♪ A man who's down and out ♪

♪ He's got nothing to live for ♪

♪ He knows ♪

♪ There's no doubt ♪

♪ Emptiness! ♪

♪ A soul that's filled with emptiness ♪

♪ A man ♪

♪ A room ♪

♪ A man alone in a room ♪

♪ A man who's down and out ♪

♪ He's got nothing to live for ♪

♪ He knows… ♪

Hey, y'all.

I'm just gonna squeeze myself in there.

So, Naaman…

I got a little proposition for you.

[music continues]

[screams]

♪ A man ♪

♪ A room… ♪

-One. One.
-One. One.

-Three.
-Three.

-Eight.
-Eight.

[sighs]

[phone ringing]

[softly] Shit, man, what's up?

Hey, Jimmy.

[Jimmy] No names.
You calling from a secure location?

A what?

[Jimmy] A secure location.

I'm… I'm at the Lowe's.

[Jimmy] You calling from a landline
or a cell phone?

I'm calling on a phone. Like a real phone.

[Jimmy] Go ahead.

We have a code pink. I repeat,

we have a code pink.

[beeps, clangs]

Mel, we got a code pink.

[squeals]

[both laughing]

[rock music playing]

[keys jangling]

♪ Five, four, three, two, one! ♪

Hello, boys.

[music continues]

[music fades]

[man on TV] The shock-and-awe campaign
of bacon and sardines has worked.

[banging on door]

[exclaims]

[Jimmy] Fish! Sam!

Hold on!

-[Jimmy] Get up, God damn it!
-Hold on!

God damn it.

Hey, hey,
you didn't have to scare us like that.

We thought you was the law.

Oh, when did you have a chance
to think that?

Seein' as you were dead asleep
a second ago!

You were supposed to meet me
at the corner!

Now we're running way behind!

We got it.

You got it? You still seem half asleep.

We're on it, okay?

We know where to be and when.
"Watch the race."

That's right!
The clock on the race. Remember!

Yeah, we know.

[squeals]

-Ah! Don't be late.
-[Moody] Yes, sweetie.

Hey, I'd like to point out that today
I am driving the V-8 stick.

It's a nice car. Hopefully you'll have
beginner's luck getting it into first.

[scoffs] Even in first gear, this thing'll
still blow away that "No Go" of yours.

[Mellie] Not with you behind the wheel.

[Moody] Oh, ha-ha!

[man coughing]

How you been, Jesco?

[Jesco] Ah, hanging in there.

Yeah, hang in there, then.

He still writing to Correctional Affairs
about the food?

No, sir, we took care of that.

Good. 'Cause we don't have a food problem
here at Monroe, do we?

-[Joe choking]
-[inmate] You okay, Joe Bang?

You're choking.
Someone know the Heindrick?

Sounds like a wet cough, like phlegm.

I don't feel too good.

[retching]

Hey! Shit!
Get this damn convict away from me!

-[guard] Let's go. Come on.
-Get him to the infirmary!

[continues retching]

[Warden Burns] Aw, Christ!
Guard, get some towels.

[inaudible]

[Sadie] Where are you going? I thought
you'd be with me the whole time.

I just need to go to the salon
and tend to a few clients.

I'll be back just in time to comb you out
and spray you extra good.

-Promise?
-I promise.

[nurse] This will help rehydrate you,
ease the nausea.

Lotta you guys been comin' in here
like that.

It's that business with the water.

Say you can't drink it
but it's okay to shower in it.

I don't know about all that. Hmm.

More barf than we saw
after that one Thanksgiving

when everything had gone bad.

It'll put a girl off of turkey forever.

[scraping]

[Joe] Nurse?

Miss? Miss?

Miss? Um…

Yeah?

[chuckles] All these fluids?

I-- I'm sorry, nurse, but is it possible
for me to use the commode?

Mmm, I think it's best if you stay put.

Don't want you getting light-headed
and all.

Oh, please, ma'am,
don't make me use that thing.

A second ago I was a miss,
now I'm a ma'am. Hmm.

Please? Miss Nurse? I-- I'll walk slow.

Nurse? I can take him.
I'm finished mopping the floors in here.

Okay. But take it slow.
He falls and hits his head, that's on you.

Yes, ma'am.

Yeah, I'm gonna need a hand in here.

[rock music playing]

[clanging]

♪ For seven hours
Six miles above the ground ♪

♪ Each trip is a year off my life ♪

♪ Just longing for the minute
We're down ♪

♪ Like sitting on the edge of a knife ♪

♪ Apprehension is itching my stomach ♪

♪ Anticipation of the things ahead ♪

♪ This coffee doesn't help the situation ♪

♪ Just wastes two minutes instead ♪

[man speaking indistinctly on TV]

What the fuck?

What, you never wondered what it's like
to feel white?

[inmates clamoring]

[music continues]

[alarm ringing]

[clamoring]

Move aside! Out of my way!

This is Warden Burns.
I am declaring a code red.

This is not a test.

All guards

and staff are to go into
an immediate code 14 lockdown.

I repeat, this is not a drill.

What are you doing?

Calling it in.

This could turn into a riot.

Put that down.

Hang it up.

We don't have riots at Monroe.

-[Sam] "Pour one into two."
-[Fish] Okay.

-"Pour two into three."
-Yep.

"Pour three into four."

Okay.

"And run."

What?

Run!

What the hell?

-Are you down, too?
-Yeah.

They're all down. Here on the mezzanine,
we got no plastic working at all.

[rock music playing]

♪ I can't say my finest hour ♪

♪ And explain what it's all about ♪

♪ You can bet I will not shout ♪

♪ That I love you still ♪

♪ It wasn't me who said we're through ♪

♪ I know I can't change you ♪

♪ And your eye isn't true ♪

♪ You better bottle up and go ♪

[engine revving]

[tires screeching]

[Clyde] Mellie, what did you do?

Well, hello.

I guess someone grew up.

What's your name again, little Logan?

-Mellie.
-Mellie.

Mellie, Mellie, Mellie.

That rhymes with "smelly."

Nice.

Shut up.

[Mellie] There's clothes for you both
in the bag

and, Clyde, I put something special
in there for you.

Thanks, Mel.

You're going pretty fast.

[Mellie] Well, we got a lot of road
to cover so, yeah, there will be speeding.

[Clyde] Gunning for 100 in a neon blue car

that probably ain't even
on the market yet.

Don't you think you're asking for
to be pulled over?

Sunday on a holiday weekend.
Police department hit by budget cuts.

There's only one musker patrolling
the whole highway for the next 40 miles.

[Clyde] But that's still one musker.

It's been handled.

[Joe] Mellie…

I'm about to get naked back here.
So no peeking.

[scoffs]

[Joe] I said no peeking!

Would you give me my arm, please?

Is it this one?

[laughing]

[Jimmy] Yes, sir. Yes, sir, I'm 100% sure

I saw what I saw.

It's a purple '77 Eldorado. Yes, sir.

License and registration, ma'am.

Excuse me, but I'm on my way to church.

-I don't have time for this.
-[sighs]

Step out of the vehicle, ma'am.
I am not going to ask you again.

This is ridiculous! What did I do?

I need you to comply, ma'am.
I need your license, your registration…

You seen that?

Seen what? I need you to focus here.
This woman needs containing.

[Mike Joy] It's a beautiful day for racing
in the Queen City.

Welcome to the Coca-Cola 600.

This is NASCAR's greatest distance
and stock car racing's longest night.

It'll take 400 laps to complete 600 miles.

[Darrell Waltrip] And Mike,

one of the stories we're all gonna
be watching is

Dayton White, as he returns
to racing after a two-year break.

And, Jeff, you know what it's like
to get back behind the wheel

after some time off. Can we really
expect this guy to run up front?

That truly is the question, DW,
and, yeah, it is extremely tough.

So much has changed
since the last time he was in the car.

Uh, the cars have changed,

the setups have changed,
the competition's changed.

And, you know,
you just can't underestimate

the mental focus and endurance needed

to get back behind the wheel
after this long of a break.

Well, focus, endurance and discipline

could well describe
Dayton's off-track routine.

We caught up with him as he prepared

for this highly anticipated return
to racing.

[Dayton] There's a team of people
looking after my car.

Making sure everything
is operating at full capacity.

So it makes sense
I do that for my physical self.

Because I'm not just a driver,
I'm an athlete.

Once I began sourcing
really clean software,

I noticed a total difference
in my clarity and performance.

Software's what I call my food.

Because, when you think about it,
your body is your operating system.

So when your OS may feel like
it's working fine,

a problem with your software can make
your computer not perform properly.

-Even crash.
-[breathing deeply]

So eating only clean software,
making sure my OS

is working at an optimum level
and all this will help me win.

[indistinct shouting]

Speed up the drops.
We'll figure the numbers out later.

♪ Hey girl, I'm gonna stay today ♪

♪ We do, wie du, wie du ♪

♪ We do, wie du, wie du ♪

♪ And there's nothing
Nothing you can say ♪

♪ We do, wie du, wie du ♪

♪ We do, wie du, wie du ♪

No energy drink on the market
comes in a magnum, right?

But I had ten cases of these babies
made just for today.

I'll have a little now, before the race,
some during the race,

and come lap 600 and that checkered flag…

I think we're all gonna be finishing these
puppies off in victory. Huh?

You got us all in the shot?
Me and the car?

I've got this racin' suit
and I've got my helmet right here,

just want to make sure
you can see that. Huh?

I've been carefully monitoring
my glucose levels,

so I'm really in a sweet spot right now
for sustained energy.

[chuckles] You're the, uh--

You're the To The Max driver.
You got to drink. [chuckles]

Maybe you should think about
those four years of back taxes

this drink is paying for, huh?

[man] Yeah, go on!

-Go on.
-[man 2] Come on.

-[chuckles] Let's…
-Drink it!

-[man 3] Come on. Come on.
-[man 4] Come on!

Drink, drink, drink!

-[all shouting]
-[man 5] Ready, boy? Beware!

-Yeah!
-[all whooping]

Okay. I-- I'm gonna need some cash.

What for?

Supplies. For the job.

I thought Jimmy and your brothers
were bringing everything you needed.

Yeah, no, they did,
I just need a little contingency.

Well, it looks like my brothers
was successful. You thirsty?

No. No way.

-Just one. Come on.
-No. No.

We got time. Come on.

Hey, gorgeous.
Give me one of those beers, will you?

You want a second one for just $10 more?

Well, of course I do.

And, baby doll, give me
two packs of those gummy bears.

[Warden Burns] This is the Warden.

All right?

Now I got your

napkin of demands here
of what you want for

peaceful surrender and the safe release
of my guards you're holding captive.

As warden, I can approve buying a copy of

A Dance With Dragons
for the prison library,

go up on the Game of Thrones shelf.

[all cheering]

Now, the only problem is that

The Winds of Winter and A Dream of Spring
have yet to be published,

so those aren't available.

[all sighing]

Well, I can't do anything
about what I can't control.

That is total bullshit!

George R.R. Martin was supposed
to deliver The Winds of Winter

to his publisher over two years ago.

[Warden Burns] I know that was
the original deadline.

That's what it says here.

But I'm reading to you
from the Wikipedia page.

It also says that Martin

had a grueling promotion schedule
or something, and it's interfered

with his writing schedule.

He's failed to complete
The Winds of Winter.

That don't make no sense.

Those two guys who transferred in
from Federal last month

knew about all the new stuff
with the hot chick and her dragons.

[Warden Burns] I'm telling you, I believe
those two inmates had that information

from watching the TV series.

Again, I'm reading to you.
The series has jumped ahead!

It's no longer following the books!

[LeAnn Rimes singing]
♪ O beautiful ♪

♪ For patriot dream ♪

♪ That sees beyond the years ♪

♪ Thine alabaster ♪

♪ Cities gleam ♪

♪ Undimmed by human tears ♪

♪ America ♪

♪ America ♪

♪ God shed ♪

♪ His grace on thee ♪

♪ And crown thy good ♪

♪ With brotherhood ♪

♪ From sea to ♪

♪ Shining ♪

♪ Sea ♪

[cheering and applause]

Let's blow this thing.

[Mike] The pace car is in
and we're ready to race.

[Darrell] Mike, it's an honor

to start this 600-mile race
here on Memorial Day.

[engines roaring]

Boogity, boogity, boogity!

Let's go racing for those
who made the ultimate sacrifice, boys.

[Joe] D.W.'s talking about you.

[chuckling]

What, Jimmy leave us some sort of door key
for us to meet up?

Something like that.
Just remember one thing.

Roll. Don't hesitate, just roll.

What are you talking about?

What's down there?

Remember to roll.

[Joe] What the fuck?

Oh, come on.

Roll, roll!

[Joe grunts]

Now you didn't tell me
about no garbage chute!

You're right.

[Jimmy] Hey, hey! It's about time.
Come on.

[Joe] Yeah, blow me.

[Jimmy] Come on,
we couldn't tell you everything now.

[Joe] Yeah, no, no, no.

Screw you both! A garbage chute?

You know, this is what I get for doin'
business with a couple of unlucky Logans.

Them's my bleach pens?

Two bleach pens and a plastic bag,
as requested.

[exhales]

Give me the tube.

Hold on. That's it?

We're supposed to believe that
that's the thing?

Tube.

Now, are you ready?

No. No, hold on. That's it?
That's a plastic bag, bleach pens,

fake salt and gummy bears.
That's our bomb?

Don't call it a bomb.

Now, how many yards away is the vault?

About 20 yards. I don't know, maybe 30.

Is it 20 or is it 30?

We are dealing with science here.

I guess when I saw that gummy bears
is our secret ingredient to our…

Our explosive device,
that I wasn't thinking about science!

You said yourself we couldn't bring in
normal explosives 'cause of the security!

Now, to make our bang,
we need potassium chlorate.

Bleach pens is pure sodium hypochlorite.

Combined with the potassium chloride
in the salt substitute,

we have created an equal exchange of ions.

Sugar, plus potassium chlorate

yields

two gasses and…

a solid.

Now, you throw in some heat,
you get energy.

Energy means light, explosion,

or, as I like to call it,

the Joe Bang.

What? You thought I was going to use
a stick of dynamite or something?

Well, yeah, I kinda did.

Yeah, me, too.

I just figured you'd use a lot to blow
through the thick steel walls.

We don't need to blow through the wall.

Them tubes in the venting system
is our in.

So, gentlemen, as I said…

[sighs]

Are you ready?

Shit.

[repeated clicking]

-[Jimmy] It's coming back!
-[Joe] Get down!

[breathing heavily]

-Don't move.
-I'm not.

-And don't breathe.
-I'm not.

What are you doing? Wait…

Oh. Now I see what the problem is.
I twisted the bag too many times.

[Darrell] Keselowski on the outside
and see who else is behind him.

He's not gonna give it up that easy.
You can see he's pretty loose.

[indistinct chattering]

Call it in.

[phone ringing]

E Center.

[typing]

Well, what kind of smoke?

Everything looks fine here.
We've got no alarms going off.

What's going on?

Concessions says they have smoke
coming out of the PT tube.

Well, if there's no fire,
why do we have smoke?

Let's get a couple of guys down there
and see what's going on.

Yes, sir.

[upbeat music playing]

-I'll go east, you go west.
-Okay.

Hey!

Hey, it's coming through! I can hear it!

All right, come on.

-[Fish] Come on!
-[Joe] There it is, baby!

[Fish whooping]

[Joe] Come on!

[Fish] Whoo-hoo!

[Joe] Come on, baby!

[Jimmy] Maybe we can leave
out of here yet!

Come on, Jimmy! Kick that up a notch!
Come on!

[Fish] Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey.

[all clamoring]

[Joe] Get it in reverse!

[Jimmy] Take it easy!
We ain't out of here yet!

Oh, God.

What? What happened?

You sucked my arm off!

This is your fault, not mine.

You told me to turn it up!

You don't even know
how to operate a machine!

[Jimmy] You said put it in reverse!
I put it!

You sucked his arm off!

[Joe] Your fault. Your fault.

It's in there. Is it all the way in?

It didn't get stuck in the tube?

[Clyde] No. I got to get in there
and get it.

Jimmy, help me get the hose off.
I'm gonna go get it myself.

-[Joe] Come on then.
-Technically, it's not your arm.

Your arm you lost over in Iraq.

That thing in there's
just a piece of plastic.

Your arm can't be replaced
is what I'm trying to…

[Fish] Your arm can't be replaced,
but the piece of plastic

that you use as an arm,
that can be replaced.

Clyde, Clyde, come on. Clyde!

Now, there's a lot more money
we can get out of there.

We got to finish this. Come on.

You're with them?

[Fish] Of course he's with us.
The whole thing was his idea.

[Sam] Yeah.

[Fish] He probably
don't want to say that out loud,

'cause he knows you getting your arm
blowed off in Iraq was all his fault.

[Sam] Everybody knows
you never would have gone

and joined up to fight if your big brother
wasn't the football star.

-That's true.
-[Sam] Yeah.

He was gonna be hot shit.
He was gonna play for the NFL.

And nobody around here
ever done anything like that.

You were gonna be
just another white trash coal miner.

[Fish] The Logan Family Curse.

Shut up! You two are idiots.

Hey. We're value added to this robbery.

And if anyone has a right
to be pulling an attitude here, it's us.

Yeah.

[Jimmy] Bang brothers don't like the job?
Hmm? You got a problem with it?

Yeah. You changed the date,
moved everything around.

This whole job changed dramastically.

We had to change the date!

[Sam] You knew the terms

-for our participating.
-Mmm-hmm.

We needed a moral reason
to pull this job with you.

Now, we was fine with you
wanting to get back at that store

-for messing with your hot sister.
-Yeah.

But, you did a whole 360 on everything
when you moved up the date!

And NASCAR ain't done nothing to nobody.

NASCAR is a beautiful thing.
NASCAR's like America.

It's like you're making us hurt America.

So, moving up that date was

a vagrant fliolation
of our morality clause.

-I'll show you "vagrant…"
-[all shouting]

It's all good, it's all good. [chuckles]

Shut the… [muttering]

We need to finish this.

Now, you go talk to your brother,
all right?

Hold on. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, man.

-Hey, I'm your brother.
-[breathing heavily]

All right?

I'm always with you.

I'll buy you 20 new arms.
A hundred, as soon as we're done.

But we got to get you back
before anybody notices.

All right? So, let's finish this.

Okay?

They'll find it and the guards will be
banging on my cell by breakfast.

No, they ain't. 'Cause I'm gonna get it.

I'm gonna get it, I promise you. I swear.

[Dayton] Am I clear?

[crew chief] Don't let these clowns get
in your head.

We all know you want to finish first,
but first you got to finish.

[Dayton] I'm getting a lot of dirty air.
I got a hole, I can push through.

[crew chief] Hold back. It's too tight.
You're getting boxed.

[Dayton] Whoa, I'm seeing spots.

[crew chief] You're drifting up.

[Dayton] My OS… I think it's crashing.

[crew chief] You're gonna bang in!

[tires screeching]

-What have you got?
-I got nothing.

-Let's try B level.
-All right.

[wind blowing, notes rustling]

Hold up! Stop! Where are you going?

Garbage run.

You two smell any smoke from down there?

Uh, no, 'cause we both…

We both lost our sense of smells
when we was little.

-'Cause of the… Yeah.
-The Scarlet fever.

Both of us could be on fire
and not even know it.

-Get that thing out of here.
-Okay, thank you very much.

-[horn honks]
-Okay. All right.

Something ain't right.

Whoa, whoa.

What's that?

[Jimmy] Hey! Your brothers should be back
by now! Why don't you go check on 'em?

[officer] You know there's no smoking
on CMS property.

Oh, that's right. That's probably why
they put an ashtray in here.

[officer 2] You still got to put that out
and get back to work.

Man, it's a three-quarter-mile walk
to get outside.

[officer 2] I said
break-time's over, Smokey.

You know, they call 'em 20 for a reason.
And I got four minutes to go on my 20.

Are you pushing "Open"?

It doesn't say "Open". Okay?
It says "Start," but it won't open.

Well, stop it.

-What?
-Stop it!

I thought we wanted it to start.

We do, but it needs to stop.

So, not start?

We need it to start,
but we have to stop it so I can figure out

why it won't open.

Oh, shit.

Hey, hey, hey.

Do you smell any smoke?

Smoke? No.

All I smell is them racing fumes.

All right, thanks. Go ahead.

Shit.

-[Fish] Okay, get…
-[Joe] Three, two…

[Fish] Wait, wait, hold on. Are we going
on one or are we going on go?

-[Sam] Uh, three.
-[Joe] No, we're going on go! Three, two…

[Jimmy] Hold on!
You're gonna rip it right off the track!

The chain's jammed.

-[chain rattling]
-Oh.

All right.

Try it now.

[Sam whistles]

Come on. Let's go.

Let's go! Come on. We got to get you back.

Hey! Get-- Get down! I said I'd get it!

Come on, let's go!

-[Clyde] You'll get it?
-I'll get it, I swear. Come on.

You gots to go.

-Let's go, big boy. Come on.
-Go, go.

Hey! You can't just walk away from me.
I own your ass!

-Not when I'm behind the wheel, you don't.
-Your contract says…

My contract says,
"Love Handle Enterprises," that's you

"understands, acknowledges and agrees
that Twin Darling, Inc." that's me,

"is not a partner, employee
or joint venturer

"with Love Handle Enterprises."

Drivers in cars win races, Max.

Nobody's rooting for your drink
to cross the finish line,

so shut your piehole
before I shut it for you.

Do you know what the words
"Stop payment" mean?

Hey! You're… You're that guy!

[Sadie] Mellie should have been
back by now.

Well, Aunt Mellie normally does
what she says she's gonna do.

Let's give her a few more minutes

and hope she doesn't go all Logan

and become a total flake
like the rest of them.

Good.

[rock 'n' roll music playing]

[Mellie] All good?

Bumpy on the way out,
but we're doing okay.

[Mellie] Where'd your arm go?
I mean, your hand?

[Joe] Can we haul ass?

[guard] The cafeteria fire alarm
just went off.

Warden, we got to call this in.

We don't have fires at Monroe.

Sir, we don't know what kind of shape
those guards are gonna be in.

They could be dead or worse by now.

And what do you reckon be worse than dead?

Uh…

Shit. Call it in.

We have a three-alarm fire
at the Monroe Correctional Facility.

Please respond immediately.

-They report a fire in a cafeteria.
-[siren wails]

I repeat, a fire in the Monroe
Correctional Facility cafeteria.

[inaudible] Open it.

[indistinct chattering]

Do not tell me you've been
spraying her hair with this.

This will turn her hair into an SOS pad.

I was doing the best I could.
You were late.

Like you never brushed
your own daughter's hair before.

I wish y'all wouldn't fight.
You're making me more nervous.

You're right, baby doll.

Is Daddy here?

I didn't see him. I was rushing.

Did your daddy say he was coming?

Yeah. Why?

[Mellie] I don't know,
I just thought he was working.

[Bobbie Jo] What, that job
at the Speedway? I heard he got fired.

Funny how he never brought that up.

[Mellie] You look like a princess.
You're gonna do great.

[creaking]

I thought maybe you'd run off.

And leave you, beautiful? Never.

You know, we got caught on the other side
of that there gate

when the lockdown happened.

It was terrifying.

For her talent, Sadie Logan will perform
"Umbrella" by Rihanna.

[applause]

I picked this song

'cause it's my Daddy's favorite.

[singing] ♪ Almost heaven ♪

♪ West Virginia ♪

♪ Blue Ridge Mountains ♪

♪ Shenandoah River ♪

♪ Life is old there ♪

♪ Older than the trees ♪

♪ Younger than the mountains ♪

♪ Growing like a breeze ♪

♪ Country roads ♪

[audience joins in] ♪ Take me home ♪

♪ To the place ♪

♪ I belong ♪

♪ West Virginia ♪

♪ Mountain momma ♪

♪ Take me home ♪

♪ Country roads ♪

♪ All my memories ♪

♪ Gathered 'round her ♪

♪ Miner's lady
Stranger to blue water ♪

♪ Dark and dusty ♪

♪ Painted on the sky ♪

♪ Misty taste of moonshine ♪

♪ Teardrops in my eye ♪

♪ Country roads ♪

♪ Take me home ♪

♪ To the place ♪

[all singing] ♪ I belong ♪

♪ West Virginia ♪

♪ Mountain momma ♪

♪ Take me home ♪

♪ Country roads ♪

Where you gonna put it?

I can make a trophy case.

Oh, you're gonna need to now,
you've got so many.

[Jimmy] Give me a hug.

-I love you, Daddy.
-I love you, too.

Let me see the gun show.

[laughs]

-All right.
-I love you.

-'Night, Jo.
-See you, Jimmy.

-[clears throat]
-Come on.

-See you back at home, Bobbie.
-All right.

What the heck?

What the hell happened to my car?

[funky instrumental music playing]

Are you kidding me?

[Jimmy] Hey, partner. Where you headed to?

[man] All the way through?

[Jimmy] Mind if I catch a ride with you?

You sure?

[reporter on TV] Authorities have
confirmed they have recovered the money

stolen from the Charlotte Motor Speedway

in what some are calling
the "Hillbilly Heist."

Sources say an anonymous caller
led police to this gas station

where they discovered an abandoned truck
containing bags of cash

that have been positively linked
to the robbery over the weekend.

[police spokesperson] The truck was
reported stolen last week.

Our forensic team is at work on the scene.
We're certain that they will find…

Why go to all the trouble to rob a place

if you don't have the guts
to keep the money?

[woman] He must've chickened out.

[newscaster] Well, we are joined now
by a resident daredevil

at Little Victory Family Shelter.

This is Josh Morrison.
Thank you for joining us today.

Right. He comes on about, you know…

He used to come on a lot on Midday,
for Pet of the Week.

So he's joining us to talk about
a new adoption challenge

at the shelter for little victories.
We do have to talk about the…

[slow instrumental music playing]

[Cal] Well, we brought everyone in
at 6:00 this morning.

Couldn't work all weekend, you know,
'cause of the race, obviously.

But everything was just like
we left it on Friday.

How many men do you have working today?

Well, 40 or so.
I guess we're on a bit of a tight deadline

'cause they're trying
to get everything shored up,

since the season's starting.

We'll be wrapping out of here this week.

I'm gonna need prints from all your guys.

Well, sure, but all the workers have
to wear protective gloves at all times.

That's… Well, that's a union rule.

-Union rules.
-Yep.

-Great.
-Agent Grayson.

Local PD got a call from someone
claiming to be an eyewitness.

Swears they saw the robbers,
can definitely identify them.

Yeah, I saw 'em. I know who they are, too.

[Grayson] Why don't we start
at the beginning?

Where'd you see them?

In a tunnel, leading from the track
back to the shower room in the lockers.

[man on TV] There's a saying in
our business, "Set it up and shut up"

so I'll shut up.

[Max on TV] What the hell was that?

You call yourself a driver?

You've never been boxed in a turn before?

[Dayton] I didn't want
to drink your poison.

-I thought I was having a heart attack.
-That poison…

Hey. Can't-- Can't one of you hit mute?

I'm trying to give my statement
to the FBI here.

There was two of 'em, right.
One of 'em was a bartender

from that place out off of I-17.
Got one arm.

The guy with him, I don't know who he was.

And you know the bartender from?

[Max] A while back,
I got in a fight at the bar.

-With the bartender?
-[Max] No, with his brother.

Did the brother have one arm or two?

The brother's got both.

[Grayson] And the fight was about?

I can't remember.

[Grayson] And you won
that fight at the bar?

Hell, yeah, I won it.

So you saw the bartender with one arm

and an unknown male companion
in the tunnel during the race?

And they were?

Well, they was just walking,
but it was suspicious-like.

[Grayson] Suspicious how?

They shouldn't have been down there.
That was suspicious.

But you didn't think
to mention this encounter to anyone

until you saw the news on the television
about the robbery?

The docs had to set my nose, all right?
I've been in recovery.

So all these injuries are the result
of your latest fight with the brothers?

[Max] Bartender brother.

He's the one
that punched me in the tunnel.

The one-arm?

Yeah, look, just ask my driver,
Dayton White.

He was with me when all this went down.

He'll back up my story.

Yes, when you called in your tip,
you mentioned

he'd be able to corroborate your story.

We spoke with Dayton White earlier today.

He stated he was never in the tunnel
with you during the race.

Never saw two suspicious men.

And has no idea what you're talking about.

[upbeat music playing]

[engine starts]

Did you talk to him?

I think he knows better…

[engine spluttering]

[Mellie] I stopped by the trailer
when he wasn't home.

I think I got most of your stuff.

You sure love your books.

And there's some mail there, too.

[upbeat music continues]

[Grayson] Visitation logs

indicate that Jimmy Logan, an employee

recently fired from the Speedway

came with his brother Clyde
to see Joseph Bang here,

on April 15th.

They returned two days later
for a second visit.

Now, we only have video of this meeting,
no audio,

so we have no idea what they discussed.

But the following week,

Clyde Logan drives through the window
of a Corner Save Mart

and ends up being sentenced
to 90 days here.

You seem to have a lot of information
in your FBI folders there.

And so?

You don't think
that's an incredible coincidence?

No. Not really.

I mean, if you're asking me, am I shocked
that the criminals locked up in here

are friends with other criminals?
No, I'm not.

So, Clyde Logan and Joseph Bang
were incarcerated here

at your prison, on May the 28th.

And you had no problems,

no issues of any kind
at your prison on that day?

Is that right?

No, we didn't have any problems.

Right. 'Cause Monroe County
Fire Department

said they dispatched multiple units
around 8:30 p.m. that night.

There was a small kitchen fire,

but that's not a problem
in the context of this prison.

I mean, it's standard operating procedure
for them to dispatch multiple units

any time there's a fire at the prison.

That was no big deal.
It was out within a few minutes.

You're certain that these two inmates
couldn't have broken out of here,

robbed the Speedway, and then
broken back into your prison

without you knowing about it?

Wow! [chuckles]

No.

Agent Grayson, I've been warden here
for nine years and I can tell you this.

We don't have an escape problem at Monroe.

[reporter on TV] What do you
think of the robbery?

[woman 1] Well, I heard that they're
calling it "Ocean's 7-Eleven"

'cause they found that truck with
the money behind a convenience store.

[woman 2] Uh, I heard they're calling 'em
the Redneck Robbers

'cause they think the guys
who did this whole thing

are from around here.
I hope they never catch 'em.

[reporter] Where does
this investigation stand?

[man] Let me tell you this, even though
the crime was committed in Charlotte,

the fact that the money was recovered here
makes it a very serious matter.

We're involving all of our local, state…

You have a problem
with the food here, inmate?

No, no, no, Warden. No, no problem.

Reckon your stomach's
not been bothering you lately?

No, Warden, no.

Thank… Thank you for asking me.

[tray clatters]

You best be cleaning up your mess.

-[guard] Now!
-Sir. [clears throat]

Huh?

[Joe grunts]

What'd you say to me, inmate?

Go on.

Thank you.

[door slams shut]

[Grayson] What about the disgruntled
fired employee?

The brother of the one-armed bartender?

Jimmy Logan was fired six weeks
before the robbery.

His brother, Clyde,
is the one-armed bartender

Max Chilblain claims to have seen
during the race.

But we know there's no way Clyde Logan

could have been in that
underground walkway

because he was serving time
at the Monroe Correctional Facility

on the day of the robbery.

Hmm.

I hate airtight alibis.

Where did Jimmy Logan's cell phone
tell us he was during the race?

Jimmy Logan doesn't have a cell phone…
Shut off three months ago for non-payment.

He also drives a 1983 Ford F-150,

so no GPS.

No email, no social media.

We did get a few hits on his name
on other social media accounts

which place him at
Valley View High School during the race.

His daughter was competing
in the Miss Pretty West Virginia Pageant.

And apparently she won.

[chains clanking]

[country song playing on speakers]

How's your brother?

I wouldn't know.

-You haven't talked to him?
-Nope.

Not once?

-Nope.
-[scoffs]

Well, it seems strange, you know,

you two being so close and all.

Last I heard, he moved south
to be closer to his daughter.

[exhales]

How far south?

Lynchburg.

Guess his ex moved down there
when her husband opened a new car lot.

Well,

if you do speak to him…

Tell him I'd like to talk to him.

I doubt I'll be talking to him.

He never told you
why he gave all that money back?

On the house.

Generous.

You've had your six months,
and you made no arrests.

Meanwhile, the locals
talk about these thieves

like they're some type of Hee Haw Heroes.

So, we would like to move forward

and put this entire incident
in our rearview mirror, if you will.

Okay?

Thank you, again.

I do have one last question.

Sure.

You just said you received a payout
from your insurance company

for the money that wasn't recovered.

Yes. That's right.

Hmm.

We were here with forensic accountants
for weeks

poring over the register logs
and receipts.

No one here was ever able to give us
an exact accounting

of how much money was actually stolen.

Right, um, well, it's very complex.

The algorithm and whatnot.

Yeah, we heard
about the complicated algorithms.

So how did you arrive at the number
to ask for?

If you didn't know how much was stolen.

I'm not an accountant, so, uh, I wasn't
in there for those, those discussions.

But as far as all of us here at Charlotte
Motor Speedway are concerned,

the matter has been resolved
to our satisfaction.

[Joe clears throat]

[loud knocking at door]

Assholes.

["Fortunate Son" playing]

[sighs]

[people cheering]

You seriously want to trust these two
with our lives?

They're gonna know
what we want 'em to know.

♪ Some folks are born
Made to wave the flag ♪

♪ Hoo, they're red, white and blue ♪

♪ And when the band plays
"Hail to the chief" ♪

♪ Ooh, they point
The cannon at you, Lord ♪

♪ Some folks are born silver spoon
In hand ♪

♪ Lord, don't they
Help themselves, Lord? ♪

♪ But when the taxman come to the door ♪

♪ Lord, the house lookin'
Like a rummage sale, yeah ♪

♪ It ain't me, it ain't me ♪

♪ I ain't no millionaire's son, no, no ♪

♪ It ain't me, it ain't me ♪

♪ I ain't no fortunate one, no ♪

-All right.
-But we can get two more.

What's rule eight?

"Don't get greedy."

All right, you're done here.
You got to get the car anyway. Go.

♪ Some folks are born
Silver spoon in hand ♪

♪ Lord, don't they
Help themselves, Lord? ♪

♪ But when the taxman come to the door ♪

♪ Lord, the house lookin'
Like a rummage sale, yeah ♪

♪ It ain't me, it ain't me ♪

♪ I ain't no millionaire's son, no, no ♪

♪ It ain't me, it ain't me ♪

♪ I ain't no fortunate one, no ♪

You're right there. You're right
on top of it. Just dig in.

♪ Yeah-yeah ♪

♪ Some folks are born
Made to wave the flag ♪

♪ Hoo, they're red, white and blue ♪

[driver] Mr. Naaman?

♪ And when the band
Plays "Hail to the chief…" ♪

Oh, this one's addressed to you.
Came in through the donation box.

It's heavy, but don't get excited.

It's got to be from a crazy,
written with crayon. Know what I mean?

♪ …how much should we give? ♪

♪ Hoo, they only answer
"More, more, more, more" ♪

♪ It ain't me, it ain't me ♪

♪ I ain't no senator's son, son ♪

♪ It ain't me, it ain't me ♪

♪ I ain't no millionaire's son, no, no ♪

♪ It ain't me, it ain't me ♪

♪ I ain't no military son, son, Lord ♪

♪ It ain't me, it ain't me ♪

[gasps]

♪ I ain't no fortunate one, no ♪

♪ It ain't me, it ain't me ♪

Where to, Mr. Naaman?

[chuckles]

[laughs]

-Hey.
-Hey.

New job?

Yeah. It's just seasonal.

I hope they keep me on, though.
It's nice being close to home.

You want to come in?

Naw. I'll just wait.

-Daddy.
-Hey. What's up, man?

[grunts] Body slam!

What time you want her back?

Whatever time works best for you.

-We're just around.
-All right.

Don't wait up.

All right. So I was thinking
putt-putt golf.

They got those new go-karts down there.

Sure. As long as we get gelato after.

-Gelato?
-Yeah.

Ain't that like fancy ice cream?

I thought you couldn't do that
'cause of your pageants.

[Sadie] Oh, I'm over all that stuff.

I've been really getting
into the culinary arts lately.

[chuckles] Oh, cula-what?

Cooking. I've been watching
a lot of Top Chef.

-Really?
-Yeah.

I've been learning a lot.

Like how gelato
isn't just fancy ice cream.

It's made at a slower churn
rate than ice cream,

so less air gets mixed in.

That's why it has such a silky texture.

[Jimmy] A churn rate, huh?

Yeah, churn rate.
How fast the paddle in the machine moves.

Sometimes the paddle is called a dasher.

Oh, yeah, I know what that is. A dasher.

It's kinda like Dasher
and Dancer and Vixen.

-No, Daddy.
-[engine starts]

-I know exactly what that is.
-No, it's not that.

I didn't know reindeer made ice cream.

[Sadie] They don't!

-[Jimmy] You funny.
-You funny. You funny-looking.

[country song playing on speakers]

You never told me how you knew the coast
was clear and we could go get the money.

Well, you know how the phone company

will give you about 60 days
to pay that phone bill?

-Yeah.
-Well, you go one day over

and they shut your phone off.

So?

[Jimmy chuckles]

I ain't paid the bill out at the trailer
in like six months.

So?

I figured long as they was tapping
my phone, they'd keep it on.

About a week ago, it finally went dead.

-That's pretty good.
-Yeah.

-You came up with that on your own?
-Yes, I did.

Well, that's a lot of thinking
for a Logan.

[Jimmy chuckles]

-Hey, Jimmy.
-[chuckles] Hey.

What you doing?

So, Mellie… [clears throat]

[exhales]

…what do you make
of all this Logan Curse stuff?

Well, that's Clyde's thing.
I never really gave it that much thought.

What about you?

You think we're destined
to repeat the past?

No.

I'm all about the future.

Oh, shoot. Sorry about that.
Another Especial for the lady?

[Grayson] Yeah. I missed out on the toast.

You know they say it's bad luck to toast
with an empty glass.

They do say that.

It's also bad luck to toast alone, so,
why don't you pour yourself one on me?

So you don't jinx me.

[Clyde] I would have remembered
if you'd ever been in the bar before.

-Are you just passing through?
-[Grayson] Yeah. Passing through.

But I'm hoping to stay a while.

Well, then,

here's to staying a while.

["Flashing Lights" playing]

-♪ Flashing lights ♪
-♪ Listen to me ♪

-♪ Flashing lights ♪
-♪ I can't see ♪

-♪ Flashing lights ♪
-♪ That is all I need ♪

-♪ Flashing lights ♪
-♪ Shine down on me ♪

-♪ Flashing lights ♪
-♪ Have faith in me ♪

-♪ Flashing lights ♪
-♪ Don't you hear my plea ♪

-♪ Flashing lights ♪
-♪ All through the night ♪

-♪ Flashing lights ♪
-♪ Make me feel all right ♪

-♪ Flashing lights ♪
-♪ Is full of life ♪

-♪ Flashing lights ♪
-♪ Is all so bright ♪

-♪ Flashing lights ♪
-♪ Light up day ♪

-♪ Flashing lights ♪
-♪ Make me feel okay ♪

-♪ Flashing lights ♪
-♪ Shine down on me ♪

-♪ Flashing lights ♪
-♪ Just wait and see ♪

-Flashing lights
-Will it be

-♪ Flashing lights ♪
-♪ Just you and me ♪

-♪ Flashing lights ♪
-♪ Listen me ♪

-♪ Flashing lights ♪
-♪ I can't see ♪

-♪ Flashing lights ♪
-♪ That is all I need ♪

-♪ Flashing lights ♪
-♪ Shine down on me ♪

-♪ Flashing lights ♪
-♪ Have faith in me ♪

-♪ Flashing lights ♪
-♪ Don't you hear my plea ♪

-♪ Flashing lights ♪
-♪ All through the night ♪

-♪ Flashing lights ♪
-♪ Make me feel all right ♪

-♪ Flashing lights ♪
-♪ Is full of life ♪

-♪ Flashing lights ♪
-♪ Is all so bright ♪

-♪ Flashing lights ♪
-♪ Light up my day ♪

-♪ Flashing lights ♪
-♪ Make me feel okay ♪

-♪ Flashing lights ♪
-♪ Shine down on me ♪

-♪ Flashing lights ♪
-♪ Just wait and see ♪

-♪ Flashing lights ♪
-♪ Will it be ♪

-♪ Flashing lights ♪
-♪ Just you and me ♪

[NASCAR race car races around a track]

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