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[TENSE MUSIC]
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[POLICE SIREN]
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Hey, you got a permit
for those guns?
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I got your permit right here.
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[80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC]
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Catchy tune.
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[SOUND EFFECTS AND
SHOOTING FROM ARCADE GAMES]
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[GEEK IN ARCADE]
Fuck this game.
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FUCK YOU!
[ARCADE GAME BEEPING]
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[STATIC FROM ARCADE GAME]
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[CLANKING AND WHIRRING
OF MACHINERY]
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[CAR HORNS HONKING
AND PEOPLE SCREAMING]
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[PEOPLE SCREAMING
AND BABY CRYING]
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[SIGNAL FROM POLICE WALK TALKIE]
We need backup,
we need Kung Fury.
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[GUN SHOTS AND SCREAMING
IN THE DISTANCE]
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[SEDUCTIVE 80'S SAXOPHONE MUSIC]
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Yeah, that's my bicep.
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[TELEPHONE RINGING]
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One second babe.
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Hello?
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[POLICE OFFICER]
We got an arcade machine
down here going crazy,
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it is killing everybody,
it's destruction,
chaos, terror-
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[CRUNCHING OF PLASTIC]
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What are you gonna do?
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My job.
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[80'S SYNTHPOP ACTION MUSIC]
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[CAR ENGINE REVVING]
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[PEOPLE SCREAMING
AND DOG WHIMPERING]
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[CAR HORNS HONKING
AND CAR ACCELERATING]
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[80'S TECHNOPOP ACTION MUSIC]
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[INTERFERENCE IN MUSIC]
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[MUSIC KICKS BACK IN]
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[FUTURISTIC GUN SHOTS]
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[INTERFERENCE IN MUSIC]
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[END OF 80'S TECHNOPOP
ACTION MUSIC]
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Game over.
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[STATIC FROM FAILING MACHINERY]
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[KUNG FURY] I'm a cop and
damn good at my job.
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It all began years ago.
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In the line of duty,
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me and my partner were
chasing down
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a mysterious Kung Fu-master.
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[KUNG FURY]
You're under arrest, punk.
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Show us your hands.
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[CLINKING OF
METAL CLASPS CLOSING]
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Good work, Dragon.
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That crazy stunt could've
killed us both.
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But goddammit, you're the
best partner I've ever had.
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Thanks,
I learned from the best.
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You're like a father to me.
[SWORD SWINGING]
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[KUNG FURY]
With one fatal blow,
he hit my partner.
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[SQUELCHING]
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[KUNG FURY] I could tell
he was dead straight off.
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[TENSE MUSIC
AND KUNG-FU MASTER GRUNTING]
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[EERY ECHOING
AND DRIPPING OF BLOOD]
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[KUNG FURY]
Before I could pull the trigger
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I was hit by lightning
and bitten by a cobra.
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I blacked out.
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[EERY ECHOING
AND SOFT TINKLING]
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And saw images of ancient
Shaolin temples and monks,
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mastering the art of Kung Fu.
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There was an ancient prophecy,
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about a new form
of Kung Fu so powerful,
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only one man could master it.
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The chosen one.
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When I woke up,
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I saw the Kung Fu master
running towards me.
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I could feel my body mutate
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into some sort of
Kung Fu freak of nature.
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[KUNG FU MASTER SCREAMING]
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[80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC
WITH A KUNG FU UNDERTONE]
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You!
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You are the chosen one!
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- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
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Knuckles.
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[KUNG FU MASTER SCREAMING
IN THE DISTANCE]
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[TENSE MUSIC
AND FIRE CRACKLING]
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[KUNG FURY]
As a memento,
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I put on a strip of cloth
from the dead Kung Fu master.
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I decided I would use
my new super Kung Fu powers
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to fight crime.
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So, I became
the best cop in the world.
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I became, Kung Fury.
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[80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC]
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[80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC FADES OUT]
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[STATIC FROM RADIO
AND NOISES FROM THE CITY]
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[CHIEF MCNICKLES]
I don't wanna hear it Kung Fury.
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I just got back from city hall,
$50 million worth of damages,
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and I got the mayor up
my ass like a fag on Viagra.
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How am I going to explain
this to the press, hm?
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You just destroyed an entire
city block for Christ's sake.
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Didn't you tell me
to block it out?
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I told you do it by the book.
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Cut the bullshit.
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Nobody else could have stopped
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that arcade machine
and you know it.
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[CHIEF MCNICKLES]
Oh man, listen to me Kung Fury.
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You need to start following
the rules like the rest of us,
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so I'm assigning you
a new partner.
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What?
Hell no, I work alone.
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Not anymore you don't.
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Say hi to your new partner,
Triceracop.
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Very nice meeting you Kung Fury,
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looking forward to
working with you.
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You're like a father to me.
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I work alone.
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Either you team up
with Triceracop,
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or you're off the case.
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I'm not off the case,
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I quit.
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[80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC]
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[80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC
COMING FROM RADIO]
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Yeah Yeah, I did the blood test.
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It was positive, yeah?
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[GIRL ON PHONE]
What the hell
are you talking about?
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Yeah no problem.
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[HITLER]
Give me the phone.
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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[HITLER DIALLING PHONE]
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What the hell is this?
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[TELELPHONE RINGING]
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- Chief McNickles speaking.
- Is this the police?
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- Yeah, this is the police.
- Fuck you!
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[POLICE OFFICERS
SHOUTING HYSTERICALLY]
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[BULLETS PINGING OFF WALLS
AND GLASS SMASHING]
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MALFUNCTIONING?
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[PHONE BEEPING]
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I need someone
to trace that call!
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But that's impossible!
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[HACKERMAN]
Not for me it isn't.
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[ROCK AND ROLL GUITAR RIFF]
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[KUNG FURY]
Hackerman, he's the most
powerful hacker of all time.
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Follow me.
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[HACKERMAN]
I was able to triangulate
the cell phone signal
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and trace the caller.
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His name is Adolf Hitler.
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Hitler, he's the worst
criminal of all time.
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Do you know him, sir?
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I guess you could say that.
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In the 1940's,
Hitler was a Kung Fu champion.
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[KUNG FURY]
He was so good at Kung Fu,
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that he decided to change
his name to Kung Führer.
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But he didn't stop there.
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He knew of
the Kung Fury prophecy,
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and wanted to claim the throne.
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He and his posse of
Nazi soldiers
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conducted experiments
for years.
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[TENSE MUSIC
WITH A KUNG FU UNDERTONE]
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But they weren't able
to figure out
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how to master the art
of Kung Fury.
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And one day,
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he disappeared
from the face of the earth.
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And no-one has seen him
ever since.
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Until now.
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I guess he figured if he could
find and kill the chosen one,
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he would become
Kung Fury himself.
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He must have traveled in time
in order to get here,
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that's probably why
he disappeared.
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So, what're you gonna do?
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My job.
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I'm gonna go back in time
to Nazi Germany,
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and kill Hitler,
once and for all.
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[HACKERMAN]
So, how are you gonna do that?
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I'm not sure.
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I need some sort of
time machine.
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Wait a minute,
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using an RX modulator,
I might be able to conduct
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a mainframe cell direct and
hack the uplink to the download.
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What does that mean?
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With the right algorithms,
I can hack you back in time.
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Just like a time machine.
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Well then, it's hacking time.
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[80'S TECHNOPOP ACTION MUSIC]
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[80'S ACTION MUSIC
FADES TO STATIC]
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[ACTION MUSIC KICKS BACK IN]
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[COMPUTER BEEPING]
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Oh, no!
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[INTERFERENCE IN
80'S ACTION MUSIC]
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[SILENCE]
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[EERY ECHOING AND WIND BLOWING]
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[SOFT 80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC]
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[ELECTRICAL SURGE]
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[MUSIC FADES OUT]
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Fuck!
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That's a Laser-Raptor.
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I thought they went
extinct thousands of years ago.
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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[MACHINE GUN SHOOTING
AND LASER-RAPTOR WAILING]
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[SOFT, INDIGENOUS MUSIC]
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[BIRD CAWING IN THE DISTANCE]
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Who are you?
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My name,
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is Barbarianna.
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[ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC]
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What year is this?
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It's the Viking age.
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That explains the Laser-Raptor.
Fuck!
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I went too far back in time.
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You need to get out
of this valley.
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This place is swarming
with Laser-Raptors.
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I'll meet you at the God's drop.
Katana can help you get there.
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Who's Katana?
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[KATANA]
I'm Katana.
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I can give you a ride to Asgard.
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A ride on what?
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[UPBEAT ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC]
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[ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC FADES OUT]
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So, who are you?
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I'm a cop from the future.
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I was sent back in time
to kill Hitler,
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but I accidently went
too far back in time
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and ended up in this place.
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00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:25,264
I know someone
who might be able to help you.
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[INTERFERENCE IN MUSIC]
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Thor!
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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[THOR]
Behold! It is me, Thor!
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00:14:51,122 --> 00:14:54,059
Son of Odin
and protector of mankind.
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Check out my pecs.
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Your pecs are epic.
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[THOR]
Thanks bro!
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So, anyway.
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Thor, this is Kung Fury,
he's a cop from the future.
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[KUNG FURY]
Yeah, I need to get to
Nazi Germany and kill Hitler...
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- so if you could help me with--
- Stop!
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[SOUNDS OF A STORM BREWING]
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Hammer time.
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00:15:20,385 --> 00:15:22,821
[DRAMATIC 80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC]
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Walk through this portal and
you'll end up in Nazi Germany.
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Good luck to you Kung Fury!
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Thanks Thor!
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00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:40,973
Well,
looks like this is my ride.
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00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:44,610
Hey, future cop,
where are you going?
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00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:52,084
You know what.
Here, take my number.
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00:15:52,984 --> 00:15:55,220
And use this phone to call me.
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It's a personal, transportable,
cellular telephone.
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It features 645 channel
capacity,
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10 number speed dial,
and an electronic security lock.
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00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:09,401
This revolution in communication
could make it possible
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00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:12,604
for more and more people
to have a phone in their car!
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00:16:12,704 --> 00:16:14,707
[80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC]
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00:16:15,774 --> 00:16:17,609
[MUSIC FADES OUT]
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00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:29,755
[TENSE MUSIC]
245
00:16:32,023 --> 00:16:34,059
[MUSIC FADES OUT]
246
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:33,151
Tank you.
247
00:17:33,251 --> 00:17:36,088
[TENSE MUSIC]
248
00:17:41,159 --> 00:17:46,064
I'm the greatest Kung Fu master
of all time,
249
00:17:46,164 --> 00:17:47,466
right guys?
250
00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:54,606
[CROWD CHEERING AND WHISTLING]
251
00:17:54,706 --> 00:17:57,142
[HITLER]
Thank you!
252
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,883
[TANK ENGINE REVVING
AND ACCELERATING]
253
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,090
[KUNG FURY]
I'm disarming you.
254
00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:14,259
My arm! My arm!
255
00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:19,631
[ARM MIMICS THE SOUND
OF A HELICOPER]
256
00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:24,636
[DULL THUD]
257
00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:27,439
[LOW INTENSE DRONE]
258
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,241
Kill him!
259
00:18:31,142 --> 00:18:34,580
[CLAMOR OF NAZI SOLDIERS]
260
00:18:36,581 --> 00:18:39,751
[NAZI SOLDIERS GROANING IN PAIN
AND KUNG FURY GRUNTING]
261
00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:58,837
[80'S TECHNOPOP ACTION MUSIC]
262
00:20:01,599 --> 00:20:03,268
You don't need that spine,
263
00:20:05,403 --> 00:20:06,805
it's holding your back!
264
00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:11,210
[MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY]
265
00:20:24,956 --> 00:20:28,994
[SOFT, SAD MUSIC]
266
00:20:29,094 --> 00:20:31,296
[NAZI SOLIDERS GROANING]
267
00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:34,233
[KUNG FURY GROANING IN PAIN]
268
00:20:36,835 --> 00:20:37,969
[HITLER]
A-ha!
269
00:20:38,069 --> 00:20:39,470
Fuck you Kung Fury.
270
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:43,541
Now nothing can stop me
and my army of death.
271
00:20:43,641 --> 00:20:46,578
[HITLER LAUGHING
AND CROWD APPLAUDING]
272
00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:49,314
[MUSIC BUILDS]
273
00:20:51,282 --> 00:20:53,885
[CROWD WHISTLING AND CHEERING]
274
00:20:55,753 --> 00:20:56,989
Thank you guys!
275
00:20:59,057 --> 00:21:01,893
[MUSIC BUILDS TO A CRESCENDO
AND THEN FADES OUT]
276
00:21:01,993 --> 00:21:04,062
[SOUNDS OF A STORM BREWING]
277
00:21:04,162 --> 00:21:05,597
What the fuck?
278
00:21:05,697 --> 00:21:07,866
[CROWD CHATTERING HYSTERICALLY]
279
00:21:07,966 --> 00:21:11,903
[THUNDER AND LIGHTENING]
280
00:21:14,005 --> 00:21:16,008
[LOW RUMBLING]
281
00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:22,714
[THUNDER CLAPPING]
282
00:21:22,814 --> 00:21:25,417
[EERY ECHOING]
283
00:21:30,488 --> 00:21:36,528
[BEEPING AND WHIRRING
OF MACHINERY]
284
00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:44,336
[SILENCE]
285
00:21:46,371 --> 00:21:49,206
[NAZI SOLDIERS PRATTLING
AND LASER-RAPTOR SNARLING]
286
00:21:49,307 --> 00:21:50,608
Kill them!
287
00:21:50,708 --> 00:21:53,979
[80'S TECHNOPOP ACTION MUSIC]
288
00:22:18,870 --> 00:22:21,807
[MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY
AND SHOOTING OF GUNS]
289
00:22:23,074 --> 00:22:24,910
[NAZI SOLDER SCREAMING]
290
00:22:26,344 --> 00:22:31,583
[80'S TECHNOPOP ACTION MUSIC
KICKS BACK IN]
291
00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:36,455
[FUTURISTIC GUN SHOTS
AND CROWD SCREAMING IN AGONY]
292
00:22:40,024 --> 00:22:41,592
[MUSIC FADES OUT]
293
00:22:41,692 --> 00:22:45,731
[NAZI SOLDIER GROANING IN PAIN]
294
00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:51,136
Alright Hitler, the gig is up,
show me your hands.
295
00:22:51,236 --> 00:22:57,209
[CLANKING AND WHIRRING
OF MACHINERY]
296
00:22:57,309 --> 00:22:58,844
[TRICERACOP GRUNTING
IN CONFUSION]
297
00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:03,815
[BIRD CAWING]
298
00:23:08,986 --> 00:23:12,057
[TRICERACOP]
Hackerman,
have you seen Kung Fury?
299
00:23:14,325 --> 00:23:16,828
[HACKERMAN]
Oh, no! We were too late.
300
00:23:19,497 --> 00:23:24,102
[UPBEAT 80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC]
301
00:23:43,521 --> 00:23:46,458
[MUSIC FADES OUT]
302
00:23:46,558 --> 00:23:48,693
[CARTOON KUNG FURY GRUNTS
IN CONFUSION]
303
00:23:54,366 --> 00:23:55,967
Who the hell are you?
304
00:23:56,067 --> 00:23:59,170
My name is Cobra.
305
00:23:59,270 --> 00:24:02,908
I've been expecting you
Kung Fury.
306
00:24:03,008 --> 00:24:05,243
I'm your spirit animal.
307
00:24:05,343 --> 00:24:07,212
What the hell is this place?
308
00:24:07,312 --> 00:24:11,716
This is heaven,
I'm afraid you're dead.
309
00:24:12,417 --> 00:24:13,919
What?
310
00:24:14,019 --> 00:24:16,321
But it looks so real.
311
00:24:16,421 --> 00:24:20,558
Yeah, no it's totally real.
312
00:24:20,658 --> 00:24:22,793
Mr. Cobra, I'm a police officer.
313
00:24:22,894 --> 00:24:26,264
I need you to send me
back to earth, pronto.
314
00:24:26,364 --> 00:24:28,566
I'm sorry,
I can't help you with that.
315
00:24:28,666 --> 00:24:31,368
You see, you're dead.
316
00:24:31,469 --> 00:24:33,705
- You're under arrest!
- What?
317
00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:38,476
For obstruction of justice,
you're breaking the law!
318
00:24:38,576 --> 00:24:41,847
[ACTION MUSIC
WITH DRAMATIC SINGING]
319
00:24:45,583 --> 00:24:48,119
[CARTOON KUNG FURY SCREAMING
AND MUSIC FADES OUT]
320
00:24:52,223 --> 00:24:53,758
What the hell happened?
321
00:24:53,858 --> 00:24:56,494
I hacked away all of
your bullet wounds Kung Fury.
322
00:24:56,594 --> 00:24:57,829
Thanks!
323
00:24:57,929 --> 00:25:00,499
[BIRD CAWING AND
LASER-RAPTOR SHRIEKING]
324
00:25:10,207 --> 00:25:14,613
[TENSE MUSIC]
325
00:25:19,084 --> 00:25:23,054
I want to welcome you
and your friends to Germany.
326
00:25:25,790 --> 00:25:28,460
We are not so different,
you and I.
327
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,963
I mean we both got
good style, you know?
328
00:25:32,063 --> 00:25:33,732
Red, you know?
329
00:25:34,432 --> 00:25:35,700
So, that's cool!
330
00:25:37,969 --> 00:25:41,306
We both like doing moves,
check it out!
331
00:25:41,406 --> 00:25:43,308
[HITLER GRUNTS IN EXERTION]
332
00:25:43,408 --> 00:25:47,646
And killing people, I love it,
you clearly do, too!
333
00:25:48,546 --> 00:25:49,981
And that's cool!
334
00:25:51,182 --> 00:25:52,617
Join me,
335
00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:56,087
we could be brothers,
we are so alike.
336
00:25:56,187 --> 00:25:58,990
It's almost like
we finish each other's...
337
00:25:59,090 --> 00:26:00,625
- Balls.
- What?
338
00:26:02,327 --> 00:26:05,230
[HITLER GROANS IN PAIN]
339
00:26:23,047 --> 00:26:25,417
Oh, my,
not much left of him is there?
340
00:26:25,517 --> 00:26:27,385
The important thing is that
he is gone.
341
00:26:28,786 --> 00:26:30,821
Sorry I doubted you Triceracop.
342
00:26:30,922 --> 00:26:32,857
You're the best damn partner
I've ever had.
343
00:26:32,957 --> 00:26:36,027
I came back in time
for you Kung Fury,
344
00:26:36,127 --> 00:26:38,429
because, damn it,
I love you.
345
00:26:38,530 --> 00:26:42,367
[TRIUMPHANT 80'S
SYNTHPOP MUSIC]
346
00:26:42,467 --> 00:26:45,770
Team work is very important.
347
00:26:47,104 --> 00:26:50,141
So, what happens now Kung Fury?
348
00:26:53,010 --> 00:26:55,280
Well, I need to
head back to the office.
349
00:26:57,148 --> 00:26:59,784
Looks like it's gonna be
hell of a lot of paperwork.
350
00:27:03,088 --> 00:27:07,092
[TRIUMPHANT 80'S
SYNTHPOP MUSIC]
351
00:27:12,864 --> 00:27:15,967
[CAR HORNS HONKING
AND PEOPLE SCREAMING]
352
00:27:18,403 --> 00:27:22,307
[CAR HORNS HONKING
AND CAR ENGINE ACCELERATING]
353
00:27:22,407 --> 00:27:23,841
Open the doors, Hoff.
354
00:27:23,941 --> 00:27:26,678
I'm sorry Fury,
I can't let you do that.
355
00:27:26,778 --> 00:27:28,480
Open the doors, Hoff!
356
00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:31,782
I'm sorry, I can't let you
open the doors Kung Fury.
357
00:27:31,882 --> 00:27:33,517
Goddammit, open the doors!
358
00:27:33,617 --> 00:27:37,222
- Sorry I can't--
- Open the doors!
359
00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:42,827
Did anyone ever tell you
not to hassle the Hoff 9000?
360
00:27:42,927 --> 00:27:45,964
Oh, Hoff 9000,
you son of a bitch.
361
00:27:46,064 --> 00:27:50,769
[UPBEAT 80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC]
362
00:27:53,972 --> 00:28:00,411
[INTERFERENCE IN MUSIC
COMING FROM RADIO]
363
00:28:00,511 --> 00:28:02,546
Piece of shit.
364
00:28:02,646 --> 00:28:07,718
[INTERFERENCE IN RADIO SIGNAL]
365
00:28:07,818 --> 00:28:11,222
[TENSE DRUM MACHINE MUSIC]
366
00:28:18,396 --> 00:28:20,631
[TRICERACOP] Oh, my,
not much left of him is there?
367
00:28:20,731 --> 00:28:24,101
[KUNG FURY]
The important thing is that
he is gone.
368
00:28:24,201 --> 00:28:26,037
[MUSIC BUILDS]
369
00:28:35,847 --> 00:28:37,315
Game over.
370
00:28:38,949 --> 00:28:40,385
Wait a minute,
371
00:28:41,986 --> 00:28:44,322
I've seen that symbol before...
372
00:28:46,491 --> 00:28:47,859
somewhere.
373
00:28:57,268 --> 00:28:58,469
Hitler!
374
00:28:58,569 --> 00:29:00,004
[BIRD CAWING]
375
00:29:01,405 --> 00:29:05,009
[TENSE MUSIC]
376
00:29:05,977 --> 00:29:11,182
[80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC]
376
00:29:12,305 --> 00:30:12,640
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