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This better be important

Some of your little cop buddies

have been sniffing around again, Sergeant

And now I'm hearing that the Department of Labor is planning

to launch an investigation into my factories?

Are you going back on our deal?

Just relax

As long as the money keeps coming,

nothing moves up the ladder past me

What was that?

Were you followed?

No

I made sure of it

Drop the gun, Sergeant

Detective Watts

Father

You two shouldn't have come here

Adam

All this time?

You were our friend We trusted you

Don't make me ask you again, Hooks

Drop the gun

You know I can't do that

Get down!

Forgive me, Father, for I am about to sin

* *

Rick I've been hit

Felicity!

Hey, hey

Hey, stay with me

You're all right

Hey

I need you here Please

I'm so sorry, I

I

Line? Wh-what's my line?

Cut! Okay, that's it

We're moving on

We'll get the rest in ADR

We're moving on, folks

But Hess

I just can't do it anymore, Cal

I really, I-I just can't

I'm a classically trained actress, for God's sake

I might as well be working with a chimp here

No, at least a monkey

would show a modicum of professionalism

Are you even listening to me?

Are you done? I could go on,

but in the interest of time, I won't

So, I wanted you to hear this from me

The network wants a big finish for the season finale

They want it splashy, they want to bring in viewers

Well, what's splashier than Felicity's life

hanging in the balance?

No Cal No

No!

We agreed

It's time

It's what the fans want

Screw the fans What do they know?

Cal, please

Rehearsals start in London in a week

This is my chance to be seen as a legitimate actress

You promised me this

You can't

I can't?

I can't?

You're gonna tell me what I can't do?

Look around, kid

All of this,

this whole world, comes from me

What you have, what you are comes from me

I can snap my fingers and take it back

There's no promises in this industry, Regina

There's only contracts

Your contract says that your ass belongs to me

That means what I say goes

You got it?

End of discussion!

What? Sorry

You have a Props meeting in five

They need approval on the severed hand for the park scene

Also, Legal called

We are allowed to kill someone using a blender

as long as there are no name brands

And another one of these landed on my desk

Could be worse

You could have these lunatics telling you what to do

Reggie, would you trust me?

Will you trust that I know what's best for you?

You'll have new pages tomorrow after lunch

* *

That's lunch

Regina?

Regina, Cal has a script change for you

Scene 10

He wants you to say "cadaver" instead of "corpse"

Yeah, that's all

Tiny change

Also the ice cream truck you wanted is here

It's parked at the gate

Tell the crew to help themselves

"Thanks for a great season

All my love, Regina" Or whatever

Big font Glossy finish

Anything else before I lock myself away and study my lines?

One last thing

Cal says you'll have the new ending this afternoon

He's hard at work as we speak

I'm sure he is

*

Yes

Let's go, I haven't got all day

Let's get this show on the road, please

Man

It's wonderful that you took the initiative to bring handcuffs

I love

Hey

Wait

Now it's the end

of discussion

Hi I'm so sorry

I'm a little turned around

I'm looking for Detective Fleming

Do you know where I can

You're talking to me

I'm not a cop, I'm just a background actor

Wow, you could've fooled me

And I'm not easy to fool

Can you point me

to Calvin Reed's office?

First building on the right, ma'am, third floor

Thank you

Looks like the killer bashed in the shoe

with a FanFave Award

for Best Theme Song

Poor schmuck He was found like this

by his assistant after a massage

Are we thinking it was the masseuse?

Security at the front gate said the masseuse was a no-show

Wait, I know this show

It's the one about the dad

who helps his cop daughter solve murders

Nope, that's Papa Cop

Father Crime is about the priest who solves murders

I'll be honest, I didn't know it was still on the air

These shows have been ripping off real murders

solved by real cops for years

Who wants to watch someone who isn't a cop solve crimes?

Yeah, they're not for me, either

Little dark for my taste

All that murder before bed

gives me tummy ache

* One of these things *

* Is not like the other *

What's "Wavey"?

It's the,

couple name for the two leads of the show

Father Rick Garvey, Detective Felicity Watts

It's like Brangelina

Or Bennifer Or spork

They've been doing this

"will they, won't they" thing for, like, 20 years

It got old fast Do you think

it was left by the killer?

A disgruntled fan?

It certainly looks that way,

- doesn't it? - Detective?

Excuse me

Get this

We got in touch with the masseuse

No pun intended

She got a call this morning

to cancel the appointment

From Cal's assistant

Someone definitely called from my phone,

but it wasn't me

Really The masseuse said

the caller had a "weird accent"

How are you at accents?

Not great, babes?

And I wasn't here all morning

I was running around dealing with this

last-minute ice cream truck that our lead Regina

- booked for the crew - And

other people can confirm

you were at this ice cream truck? Yes

Everyone was either there or eating lunch in holding

Except for Jack and Regina

He has a personal chef, and she religiously runs lines

in her dressing room during lunch

Plus, she would never eat ice cream during a shoot day

Dairy makes her bloat like crazy

Something you'd like

to share with the class, Ms Tascioni?

Yeah, I don't see "massage" on Cal's schedule

It says "Network Notes Call" at the appointment time

Cal didn't like anyone knowing what he was doing with his time

Said it was none of their business

So Cal's call on his cal was code?

So that means the killer

has to be someone who's close enough to Cal

to know his real schedule and that he would be alone

Someone who works on the show

Do you know anybody on the crew

who would want to see Cal dead?

What's that?

The entire crew list

Are you going with that, nice yoga instructor

as your new roomie? No

Turns out, she has three ferrets

Every time I think I find the right fit,

there's just some weird deal-breaker

A vintage gun collection,

an accordion hobby

and a violent history of night terrors

Maybe I'm just too picky for a roommate

Sorry for overhearing,

did you just say you're looking for a roommate?

A temporary tenant in my newly renovated guest room

Why?

I just moved to New York for this job,

and, my housing situation fell through

I was staying in the back room

of an artist's studio in Bushwick,

and it's not great

Well, I mean, I don't know

My place is all the way in Queens

Queens? That's perfect

I volunteer at the shelter

in Sunnyside on free nights

I'm very clean

I pay my bills on time

I have no pets, I have no guns, I have no accordion

I'm single Single's good

You'll hardly even notice me

Unless I'm stress-baking Do you like pie?

Pie?

She will take your information and be in touch

I'm Elsbeth Tascioni,

and this is Officer-soon- to-be-Detective Kaya Blanke

Congratulations

I'm, Dr Clayden Cameron Clayden

Here

Is that a toe tag?

Just give me a call

Thank you

S-Stop

Look, there's Jack Wilson

Ooh, he's so handsome in person

What's the holdup?

I thought we were supposed to be back an hour ago

Excuse me, folks

I need your attention, please

Thank you

Ladies and gentlemen, I do apologize for the delay,

but we have just received some terrible news

Our beloved showrunner,

the man who created the world we live in,

Cal

was found dead

That's odd

Why would Regina be eating ice cream

if she knew she was filming today?

* *

Cal was

a good man

Stand-up guy Old-school

Just so you know, you're not a suspect

Multiple people saw you during lunch

He was a real prick

No one was a bigger fan of Cal than Cal himself

Every single decision had to come from him

Nobody could possibly match his awesome genius

I take it you didn't get along

Cal didn't get along with anybody

Except Regina

He was always weird about her

Cal was a relic from a bygone era,

when people like him could get away

with treating others like dirt

Even the show is stuck in the past

No one wants to see copaganda BS anymore

It's a fantasy, so we can all pretend

we live in some shiny, happy world

where good guys always win,

bad guys always get caught,

cops are all heroes

No offense

Maybe some of us want to live in a world like that

Where the good guys win

and the bad guys always get caught,

and justice actually means something

And I don't think that's too much to ask for

Hey You good?

Hey Hey

Excuse me We were using that

I'm sorry It's just-- Cal and I,

we were very close

He changed my life

by casting me as Felicity

I owe him everything, Detective Tas-- Tasci--

That's okay Call me Elsbeth

And I'm not a detective

I'm more of an overseer or consultant

Kind of like Father Garvey on your show

That's a real thing?

I thought we just made that up

You mentioned you had some fan mail set aside?

Can we see?

Of course Our fans are very dedicated

I don't know where they came up with the crazy idea

that Watts and Garvey were ever going to be lovers

Is this you?

Yes My drama school days

My God Is that who I think it is?

I love her

Ooh, and I love him, too

And her!

What was in the water at your school?

All together, this group

has a PEGOTKCH

Peabody, Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony, Kennedy Center Honors

Wow And of course, you have this show

Yes Yeah

We're a very lucky class

Regina, some of these letters are very concerning

And long

And riddled with typos, but

"Felicity, we know how you really feel

"Please convince Mr Reed to give us Wavey

or I don't know what I'll do"

Can we take these?

Is it hard playing the same role for 20 years?

No, no, no I'm so fortunate

The job stability alone

And besides, I was recently asked to star

in a West End production

and Cal agreed to write Felicity into a coma

to accommodate the schedule

But the director is a massive Father Crime fan

and he says

that I was born to play Lady M

Lady M

In The Scottish Play ?

Shakespeare?

You mean Macbe--

No, no, we don't say that

No, that's bad luck in the theater

And I suppose on a TV set as well,

so I can't--

Can't take a chance on that

So, I'm off to London in a week

to start rehearsals

Whoa, that's so soon

How exciting But

why does poor Felicity have to be in a coma?

Our production schedule is unrelenting

We only get a few weeks off a year

But that's the price you pay

for doing 24 episodes in a season

But if Felicity is in a coma for four episodes,

then I can be in London

24 Ooh, that's so many

I'm surprised that the writers haven't run out

of ways to kill people yet

Well, our stories are inspired by real crimes

So, I guess as long as people keeping getting murdered,

we'll keep working

We know the feeling

Okay Okay

Well, thank you so much for your time, Felicity

My gosh, I'm so sorry

- Regina - Of course

I have the utmost respect for law enforcement,

having had the honor of playing a detective for two decades

Well, thank you for your service

Bye

Yeah, we were friends

Used to be

I always thought we'd have time to patch things up, but

God makes other plans

We're gonna find the monster that did this

You hear me?

* *

- He did it - He's the killer

What? He's been on screen for, like, two seconds

How could you possibly know that?

He has three Tony awards

It's not as fun when you know who did it

I don't know about that

I feel like we haven't gotten any friend time in a minute

Aw Between my classes,

and Teddy coming to town, and jury duty, and

It's just been

Hey

Are you sure you're all right?

Yeah Ever since jury duty,

you've just been--

No, I'm fine, you don't have to worry about me

What about you?

Have you given any more thought to that ME

becoming your room-ie?

I don't know, he seems normal enough,

for a guy who works with dead bodies

He has good credit He's a doctor

But

But he's cute?

And bakes?

Ooh, would you look at the time?

Okay

Fine, fine

But if you want my advice

the world is full of enough dealbreakers

Don't go looking for ones that don't exist

Okay Can I help you with all this?

Ooh, yes

Hi, Delia

I know this is my fifth time calling,

and I'm sure you probably want to put all this behind you,

but I can't stop thinking about your trial

And Andy, and how someone got away with his murder,

and they're still out there,

and I want to find the truth and get justice

because that's what Andy deserves

And I could use your help

This is Elsbeth, by the way

You have my number

Tascioni Captain Hi

Hello Howdy

Yeah, howdy, yourself Is everything alright?

Yeah, A-OK

what can I do for you?

We heard from your new celebrity friend, Regina Coburn

This was delivered to her doorman this morning

If I was a betting man, which I am,

I'd say that's Cal Reed's blood on the envelope

Ooh What's inside?

It's a script

According to Ms Coburn, she was halfway through reading

before she noticed the drops of blood on the envelope

"Deuteronomy 32:35"?

Is it a religious manifesto?

Every episode of Father Crime is named after a Bible verse

But according to FatherCrimeWikicom,

this episode doesn't exist

"You are only hurting yourself

"Give us Wavey if you know what's good for you

This doesn't have to be painful"

This is almost a perfect match for some of Regina's fan mail

Same stationary, too

What does it have to do with Calvin Reed's murder?

Only one way to find out

Anybody feel like reading a script?

"Exterior Alley Night

"A figure watches from behind a dumpster

"as Jason, 45, looks over his shoulder

Candy, 23,

"doesn't know how beautiful she is

'Hey, stud Looking for fun tonight?'

Ms Tascioni, why are you talking like Batman?

It's my serious cop show voice

Let's just get to the point, please

Top line

Fine

The victim in this script is murdered almost exactly

the same way Cal was

Bound, gagged and stabbed in the eye?

Just with a knife, not a shoe

Not sure why the killer changed that part

So someone wanted to take credit for the murder

by writing it into a script?

Well, that's what I thought,

except the cover page was dated

a week before the murder

I think someone followed this script to kill Cal

Okay Anything else of note in there?

Well, on page 12,

Father Garvey finally confesses his love for Felicity,

leading to a passionate, overdue kiss

And then, for the next 20 pages,

Wavey consummates their relationship

In graphic detail

In every room in the precinct

Yeah And there's,

one more thing

Look

An email address?

And you think we should send an email and say,

"Hey, it's the police Did you kill Cal?"

No, but there must be some way to get a writer

to take credit for their work

Your 2:00 is here

You have no clue how excited I was

to get your email saying you liked my script

I have some brilliant ideas for

You're under arrest for the murder of Calvin Reed

We got you dead to rights, kid

Your script contains the method of Cal's murder,

the blood on the envelope is a DNA match for Cal,

and we found this

in the trunk of your car

A high-heeled shoe?

I have no idea how that got in there

I swear

I'm being framed

I told you, I was at

the ice cream truck with everyone else

Yeah, we asked around,

and no one has any memory of seeing you there

The curse of being a background actor

I get it

You didn't want to hurt him You had to

He was the only thing preventing your precious Wavey

What?

Why are you smiling at me?

You're doing the voice

What voice?

The Father Crime voice

I thought that was just a thing on TV

I am not

Damn it

I would never hurt anyone

But more importantly,

I would never do anything to hurt Father Crime

It's everything to me

Father Garvey taught me compassion

and kindness

And when Felicity beat cancer in season seven,

I knew I could overcome my own struggles

with restless leg syndrome

We know all about how much you love the show

You were kind enough to explain in these terrifying letters

And when Cal didn't give you what you wanted,

you took matters

into your own hands

That's not how I imagined it

Like I said,

dead to rights, case closed

I'm not entirely convinced

this case is closed Geez

I mean, Detective Fleming is right

All evidence points to Blake, just maybe too much so

Because why would he just hand us

the blueprint for the murder,

a clear motive, an email address,

and then walk right into a trap

only to deny committing the murder?

The man is clearly a few sandwiches short of a picnic

You've read the letters

Okay, well, look at the letters

All of the words slant to the left

because Blake is left-handed

Oftentimes, people who are left-handed

will turn whatever they're writing on

to counter that

But the whiteboard in Cal's office is fixed in place

And the message, "Give us Wavey,"

is perfectly straight

So Blake didn't write that He's being set up

By who? Regina Coburn

Now, hold on--

All right, all right Listen

Don't these cop shows operate

under the arbitrary ticking clock?

Detective Fleming, we will hold Mr Balsam 48 hours

Ms Tascioni, you and Officer Blanke

will have that time to bring us proof

that Regina Coburn is guilty

So, go

Thank you, Captain Wagner

We will get

I have to run a quick errand first,

but I'm on it

Bye

48 hours, Ms Tascioni

Okay

So, don't be nervous

Last time I was here, I was tried

for a murder I didn't commit

Yes, and I got you out of that,

and I'll help you with this, too

I even filled out the form for you

Okay?

Good morning I'd like to submit a

Expedited

an expedited request

for the transcripts from my trial

Please

Who's that?

Just a friend

Name of the presiding judge?

Crawford

Will you be paying cash or card?

After a long, mindful conversation with the network,

we have agreed to honor Cal's memory

and our contractual obligations

by finishing production of this season

with me at the helm

Elsbeth What? Hi

Hi I thought I saw you

And then I thought, "Well, who else could it be

dressed as a member of the Lollipop Guild?"

Why are you here? I thought you'd made an arrest

You know,

dotting our T's, crossing our I's

Finishing off all the other letters while we're at it

Well, now I'm confused

Blake had motive, means and opportunity

He wrote threats to Cal Nobody could back up his alibi

And don't even get me started on his murder script

What more do you need?

Whoa For a second there,

I forgot you aren't a real detective

That's so funny

'Cause I was just thinking the same thing about you

It's true, Blake's script pretty closely matches

the method of murder, but it turns out

he sent it to a whole list of people

But you know what is

especially interesting?

He says he never sent you a copy

Something about knowing

that you wouldn't get the vision

How you never believed in Wavey

Well, he's a murderer,

so I suppose lying isn't out of the question for him

Maybe

But I'm not easy to fool

Well, good luck with your I's and T's

I'm off to meet with my dialect coach

to prep for London Ta

Now, which one of these people

do you think Regina stole the script from?

No, I most certainly did not read that sad boy's script

Barely enough time to read the real scripts

with all the last-minute changes around here

It went promptly into the trash

Turn

Yeah, that's what the hair and makeup team said, too

And Props and Post and Crafty

Jack, any recollection of a script from Blake Balsam?

Very long and vaguely pornographic?

I don't read unsolicited manuscripts

Like I told my doorman and brother-in-law

Melinda, I think we need to try a holster

So much to keep track of

Things ever go missing?

"Missing" Try stolen

Like I wouldn't notice an $800 pair of heels

vanishing into thin air

So, Jack,

is Bear Man a man

who is part bear or a bear who's part man?

I never asked

I just put on the suit

and bring my Jackness to it

I heard that the Father Crime filming schedule

prevents you and Regina from doing outside projects,

but it seems like you do a lot of outside projects

Just not Regina

That's because Regina wants to do

boring period pieces that nobody wants

They want to see me save the world from aliens

or robots or-or Russians

or a combo of those things

If you ask me, Cal was doing her a favor by saying no

So no love lost between the two of you

She thinks she deserves everything I get and more

I mean, look at our dressing rooms

She had it written into her contract after season four

that they had to be identical

I noticed that

You have the same, stereo system

Yeah, well, the joke's on her

She bought one for herself a while back,

so Cal had to buy me one on the show's dime

It's like Howard Stern is in the room with you

You recognize this script?

Yeah That showed up on my desk

the morning before

you know

Cal liked to flip through unsolicited materials

just in case there was anything worth repurposing

But he never read that

He was busy managing Regina's freak-out

over the new ending he was working on

So Regina was with Cal when he received his copy

Do you know where it is? I don't

So Regina could've taken

Cal's copy

Gia, how certain are you

that Regina was in her dressing room

during lunch on the day that Cal died?

- Positive - I heard her in there

running lines when I was walking over to

the art department to print out a sign for the ice cream truck

Did you notice anything unusual?

No, not really

I

I heard her say "corpse"

even though Cal had just changed the line to say "cadaver"

That's not like her at all

Maybe because it wasn't her

This new ending

that Regina was so upset about,

is it on Cal's computer?

No, Cal never wrote anything on his computer

I transcribed everything for him

So it's in a notebook?

Cal wrote on just about everything

Grocery bags, napkins, Bible pages

If it's in there, it's probably lost forever

I hate to give you more work to do,

but we're gonna need to find that ending

So, not only did Regina

have access to Blake's script,

she also could have easily stolen

the murder weapon from Wardrobe

Her alibi could've easily been faked

with a recording of her running lines

That would also explain

why the lines she was saying were wrong

The FanFave Audience Awards were right

This theme song is very catchy

Okay, so according to Gia,

Regina was mad at Cal over the new ending

And then there's the phone call to the masseuse

Regina was the only person close enough to Cal

to know his real calendar

But even if she used some fake accent, how do you

So, Callum, Professor Baird and I

were just discussing your final marks

He seems to believe we have a case

Did Regina do a lot of accents on the show?

I don't know

But I know who would

Felicity is a master of dialects

It's one of her greatest strengths as a detective

There's episode 208 where she goes undercover

as a waitress in Jersey to bust a drug ring

Episode 319, she infiltrates a Swiss bank

In season four, she does a bit of Aussie

Who could forget the episode in the German consulate?

I could go on

Do any of these sound like the person

who canceled the massage?

What can I get ya, sweetheart?

No

Guten Tag, Mr Chancellor

Bless your heart

You're madder than a wet hen No

None of these

Whoever called me that day had a weird accent

Yes, that's the word you keep using

Can you think of

any other descriptor for the voice you heard?

Any at all?

Just, like, weird

Okay Thank you again for all of your

help

Yes Thank you, Heidi

Who do you think you are, you brainless, action movie moron?

You want to compare films?

Right, you don't make any!

You're an embarrassment!

You're 20 years

too old for your part! You're 20 years too old

for your girlfriend!

Are those cameras still rolling?

When's the last time you had a date, Regina?

When's the last time you called your kids, Jack?

Have you seen this kind of thing before?

Maybe between Regina and Cal?

Call me when you're done

Get my agent on the phone

Sorry

And this is unedited footage from season 13

I held onto it in case of a lawsuit

What are you screaming about now?

What do you want from me?

You're supposed to kick the chair in fury

My God Do you see that?

It says "in fury"

I don't know how many times I got to tell you,

you read the whole script

You read it including stage directions

It's not just your dialogue, it's not just about you!

Okay!

They fight like an old married couple

Back to one, heinous beast

Screw yourself, you ghoul!

What married couples do you know?

And action

So, Callum, Professor Baird and I

was just discussing your final marks

* *

That's definitely not what she sounded like

when we watched the episode on TV

She sounds

Weird weird

What do you know about Regina's accent work?

The trick at these kinds of things

is to slip them a 50 at the top of the night

Monsieur

Milton Always a pleasure

Well, you had the right idea, hiding over here

All this schmoozing and glad-handing,

it's all so undignified

Leave the pleasantries to the wives, I say

Well,

Claudia is much more adept at all of this than I am

Yes

Well, some of us are born for it

Others are invited in, for whatever reason

Bunny

So good to see you

Well Captain

Please send your friend Ms Tascioni my regards

I heard she came to the courthouse yesterday

I was sorry to have missed her,

but she'll be seeing me again very soon

Do make sure she gets the message

Hey, God

- Me again - Cut

Jack, the line is, "merciful Father, I beseech thee"

Yeah, see, that doesn't feel right

What?

What?

Just Come on

Elsbeth, I really must insist

that you quit these unannounced visits

You're in my eyeline

But your eyes were closed

I'm sorry Respect the process

Actually, I'm here on official

Father Crime business

See, Gia found Cal's new ending

It was written on the back of a drugstore receipt

dated the morning he died

You don't say

Yeah

All this for a pack of gum

"Interior Hospital Night

"Felicity clings to life

"as Father Garvey enters

"He kneels by her bedside

'merciful Father, I beseech thee'"

Prayer, prayer, prayer

And then,

"Through the power of Father Garvey's love,

Felicity stirs awake"

She says, "'Rick

"'Rick, I saw a bright light, but I heard your voice

calling me back'"

And he says, "'Felicity

"'I thought I lost you

"'And I knew

that I could never be without you again'"

We push in

"Garvey and Watts share an overdue,

"passionate, wet kiss

His hands slide under her h"

All right, we-we get it

It's very touching, but it's too late

There's no time to make any more changes to the script

I'm off to the airport tonight

Shoot Right

London calling

But I suppose

if Cal got the ending he wanted,

you wouldn't be able to do Mac

The Scottish Play

Yes, it's a small silver lining to this terrible tragedy,

I guess

I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it across the pond,

but Aww

I mean, would you, if it's not

too much to ask, just do a little taste

of your Lady M for me, please? I

Please? Do it and I'll go Well fine, fine, fine

A little "out, damned spot" just for you

Out, damned spot!

Out, I s That's-that's-that's it

That's the accent that I heard

This is a closed set Who's this person?

You know Heidi

I mean, maybe not by face or name,

but you spoke on the phone with her the day you killed Cal

I did no such thing

This woman is clearly unhinged

I mean, look at, how she dresses

We were wondering why Heidi couldn't recognize

any of your accent work from Father Crime

Turns out, it wasn't your work at all

It's the work of Hannah Basich, your dialect coach

Okay, well, this is rich

I'm great at dialects Ask the fans

It's the reason I was cast as Lady M

No, you're not

Cal and Hannah have been secretly dubbing

your accents for 20 seasons now

That's why Cal

never let you do those period pieces

He was protecting you

But you couldn't see it

Or hear it

Your ego made that impossible

You didn't want to kill Cal, you had to

The new ending would upend your plans for the West End

Without Felicity in a coma,

you would have to be right back on this set

in a matter of weeks

And after 20 long years,

you weren't gonna let Cal push you around any longer

Using your crime show expertise,

you knew exactly how to craft an alibi, plant clues,

tee up a suspect and provide a distraction

Planning the murder was the easy part

All you had to do was read the script

Or scripts, I should say

Equal parts Blake's and The Scottish Play

Kill the king and frame the guard

Or in this case, a background cop

Well, you can't prove any of this

Any idiot here

could get their hands on the script,

sneak into Cal's office, and kill him with a shoe

And I've done this long enough to know

that that evidence would never hold up in court

Ooh, you see,

the script didn't mention a shoe

The script mentioned a stiletto,

as in, a stiletto knife

It's where the name comes from

More commonly used for killing than a shoe

We couldn't figure out why the murder weapon changed

Anyone who read the script could have killed Cal

Except anyone

would've noticed the word "knife"

written on pages three, 12, 20

and 34, unless, of course,

that person was in the habit of only reading Felicity's lines

Regina Coburn, you're under arrest

for the murder of Cal Reed

You have the right to remain silent

Anything you say can and will be used against you in

Shut up I know the rest of it

I guess you won't be doing Macbeth after all

Gosh

I guess it is a curse

Captain Wagner

What are you doing still here?

Sit down, Ms Tascioni

Despite our rocky start,

I think, over the past year, I've more than proven

that I respect you both as a colleague and as friend

And I assumed that the feeling was mutual

It is Of course it is

So I'm gonna ask this once

What the hell is going on?

Why are you sneaking off to the courthouse

in the middle of the day?

And why is Judge Milton Crawford,

of all people, asking after you?

Because the last time you acted this cagey,

you were investigating me for the DOJ

This is gonna sound crazy

Cameron?

Hey

This-- this is Officer Blanke

No, sorry, just

it's Kaya

Yeah

I know it's late, I just-- the day got away from me

So, I had a chance to look over your documents,

and I think you'd be a perfect fit

For the room

For the room, if you're still interest

You are?

Great

That's great How's next week?

made by pop star TruRose that Van Ness's lawyers

withheld crucial information

brought to light in his first divorce proceedings,

drawing into question

the validity of their prenuptial agreement

This is a late-breaking

Cameron?

I got to go

This is not one of our usual suspects

You're accusing a sitting judge of murder

Crawford is a powerful man with powerful friends

If what you suspect is true--

and granted, it usually is--

he's also a dangerous man

Are you sure you want to go down this road?

I am

Someone has to uphold justice

Then you better tread lightly

Because if he learns you're coming after him,

he's gonna come after you even harder

And he won't miss

Now

what do we have to do

to take this son of a bitch down?

A Chicago judge has unsealed court documents

that reveal accusations made by Amber Van Ness

that a 2016 police report filed against her husband

was illegally suppressed

The lawyers named in the newly acquired court records

have yet to be reached for comment

Your move, Ms Tascioni

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