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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,895 Don't tell me we're fighting all the time, I try to get along. 2 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:47,189 You can't just say whatever comes to mind, Tony. 3 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:48,607 You were fucking horrible. 4 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:50,067 That shit about the roadies? 5 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:53,862 You hit below the belt yourself, Jan. Not to mention, you started it. 6 00:01:54,030 --> 00:01:56,156 No cheese for Sophia. 7 00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:59,618 Those kids seem to like you, sort of. 8 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:02,788 I leave them completely free to do whatever they want. 9 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:05,165 How else are they gonna learn from their mistakes? 10 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:08,627 Anyway, thank you for having us over. 11 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:17,970 What's this you're watching? 12 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,305 Beethoven. 13 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:30,274 - Can we get a dog? - Please? 14 00:02:30,441 --> 00:02:32,651 I'll walk him and I'll pick up the poo and pee. 15 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:36,321 Pee? Right. Start with your underwear. 16 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:39,116 We had a dog. 17 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:41,493 Remember? Tippy? 18 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:45,664 He got worms, had to move to the country. 19 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:49,585 Tippy was gassed, Tony. Daddy took him to the pound. 20 00:02:50,628 --> 00:02:53,839 He used to drag his ass on the carpet just to scratch himself. 21 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,299 My mother went crazy. 22 00:02:55,466 --> 00:02:57,342 Gassed? 23 00:02:57,510 --> 00:03:00,012 And he's so cynical about everything else. 24 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:02,598 Father told me he took him to live on a farm. 25 00:03:02,765 --> 00:03:04,183 That's what they always say. 26 00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:07,436 That same farm must have 17 billion dogs on it. 27 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:09,188 Dog shit up to the rafters. 28 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:12,441 Beethoven! 29 00:03:12,650 --> 00:03:14,193 Hello. 30 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,696 What? 31 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:21,366 - Oh no, that's terrible. - What? What's the matter? 32 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,703 It's cousin Josephine, Aunt Concetta died. 33 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:28,457 - What happened? - They think it was a heart attack. 34 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:33,545 Uncle Zio found her on the couch after Meet the Press. 35 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:36,298 We hereby commend Concetta to the Lord... 36 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:39,593 ...embraced in his divine goodness. 37 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:43,055 Let us go in peace. Amen. 38 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,224 - Amen. - Amen. 39 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:55,901 Listen, as long as we're here... 40 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:59,655 ...I was gonna go visit my father, if you'd like to join me. 41 00:03:59,822 --> 00:04:01,907 Five hours they let me out for these funerals. 42 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,867 I gotta spend it being maudlin? 43 00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:05,661 It's a beautiful day. 44 00:04:05,828 --> 00:04:09,331 Excuse me, I thought you might wanna go pay your respects to your brother. 45 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:11,625 By crying to a chunk of marble? 46 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:14,753 I can pay my respects from the after-party. 47 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:17,130 After-party? 48 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:21,051 It's those uptake inhibitors. 49 00:04:21,219 --> 00:04:22,427 We were skeptical at first. 50 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:26,348 Then his mood really improved. His memory too. 51 00:04:48,454 --> 00:04:50,122 Excuse me. 52 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:56,962 - Excuse me. Hi. - Oh, hello. 53 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,797 You knew my mother? 54 00:05:01,759 --> 00:05:03,176 You're Anthony. 55 00:05:03,344 --> 00:05:05,429 Oh, my God. 56 00:05:05,596 --> 00:05:07,097 Do I know you? 57 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,891 Oh, no. No, no, you're not annoying me. 58 00:05:10,059 --> 00:05:13,979 - No, no... Do we know each other? - Oh, we met once. 59 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:17,816 I was a friend of your father's. 60 00:05:22,238 --> 00:05:24,990 You're the lady from Bamberger's. 61 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,783 From the fur department. 62 00:05:26,951 --> 00:05:28,285 Fran Felstein. 63 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:30,954 Tony. How you doing? 64 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:37,002 So, what, you...? You come visit? 65 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:41,631 Yeah, I miss your father sometimes. It's... 66 00:05:41,799 --> 00:05:43,592 It's foolish. 67 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:45,427 No, don't say that. 68 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:48,180 No, I was sorry to hear about your mother. 69 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:51,141 At least she didn't suffer. 70 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,353 She made all of us suffer, instead. 71 00:05:56,647 --> 00:06:00,025 Oh, it was a joke. She made all of us suffer. 72 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,694 Believe me, I heard the stories from your dad. 73 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:04,321 Yeah. 74 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:10,327 You'll have to forgive me, my hearing... The last few years. 75 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:13,622 How about a hearing aid? They got the little ones now... 76 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:15,874 - ...you can't even see. - I'm too vain. Anyway. 77 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:18,543 Johnny was very proud of you. 78 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:21,880 You were very special to him. 79 00:06:24,842 --> 00:06:26,051 I'm sure you were too. 80 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,804 You know, Johnny told me if I ever needed anything... 81 00:06:28,971 --> 00:06:31,890 ...I should always call his son. 82 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:35,894 What do you need? 83 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:38,897 Not a thing. 84 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:45,570 Fran Felstein? 85 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:47,155 That was class. 86 00:06:47,323 --> 00:06:49,241 She's got great legs for an old broad. 87 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,201 I was in love with that woman. 88 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:53,286 She was the reason I never married. 89 00:06:53,454 --> 00:06:54,913 I wanted to propose. 90 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,332 I had the ring all picked out. 91 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:58,917 So, what? She turned you down? 92 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:00,377 I hesitated. 93 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:03,755 How could I bring this life we live on a woman? 94 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:06,925 Anyway, she took it as a sign I wasn't interested. 95 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:11,555 And then one night we were all at the 500 Club to see Enzo Stuarti. 96 00:07:11,722 --> 00:07:13,390 Your father shows up. 97 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:15,434 Sy Devore suit. 98 00:07:15,601 --> 00:07:17,769 Two-inch lapel. That was that. 99 00:07:19,605 --> 00:07:22,399 She never knew my feelings, what could I do? 100 00:07:23,317 --> 00:07:25,735 For years, I suffered in silence. 101 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:35,871 - Mario. Did you bring your guitar? - Not to this. 102 00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:41,793 - Angie, come on, sing us a song. - You sing, Junior. 103 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:43,712 Nobody wants to hear me. 104 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,130 Mario, remember? 105 00:07:54,390 --> 00:07:55,974 Thank you. 106 00:07:57,518 --> 00:08:00,145 Thanks, my name's J.T. I'm an alcoholic and an addict. 107 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:01,771 Hi, J.T. 108 00:08:02,356 --> 00:08:06,151 I'm also a TV writer, which by default, makes me a douche bag... 109 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:09,321 ...but you would have figured that out for yourselves in a minute. 110 00:08:10,781 --> 00:08:14,701 About 15 years ago, I moved from Jersey to Hollywood. 111 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:18,663 Broke into the biz. It was a dream come true. 112 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:22,792 I was making money, I had the Beemer, the actress girlfriend. 113 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:25,378 I had all the flake I needed to keep me churning out... 114 00:08:25,546 --> 00:08:27,756 ...that snappy dialogue for Corbin Bernsen. 115 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:30,634 Drugs. Alcohol. 116 00:08:30,801 --> 00:08:33,261 That shit practically comes with the Writers Guild card. 117 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:35,722 Anyway... 118 00:08:36,724 --> 00:08:40,644 ...before too long, I discovered heroin. 119 00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:45,398 And things really started to fall apart. 120 00:08:45,566 --> 00:08:50,153 It got so bad that I blew a deadline on a Nash Bridges. 121 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:53,990 I got my ass fired, I didn't work for 18 months. 122 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:58,870 By the grace of God, I got myself into a rehab program in Pennsylvania... 123 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:02,958 ...and with the help of some good friends that I made there... 124 00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:04,751 ...I got through it. 125 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:06,711 Chris, where are you? 126 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:08,964 There's my man Chris, everybody. 127 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:17,180 Anyway, I wanna talk a little bit about taking a moral inventory. 128 00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:19,558 So we talked for like an hour. 129 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:22,185 Well, it turns out that they had a thing. 130 00:09:22,353 --> 00:09:25,021 Her and my old man. Right up till he died. 131 00:09:25,189 --> 00:09:27,899 He got from this woman what he couldn't get at home. 132 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:33,196 Support. You know, love. 133 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:35,240 A smile when you walk in the fucking door. 134 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:38,243 Do you think that justifies his infidelity? 135 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:41,413 She drove him into that woman's arms, my mother. 136 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,665 To all his women. 137 00:09:47,044 --> 00:09:50,714 I'll tell you one thing, all the years he was rotting in that grave... 138 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:55,051 ...I can't remember once my mother going to visit him. 139 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:58,263 But this lady, Fran... 140 00:09:59,223 --> 00:10:02,100 It's possible your mother found it very painful. 141 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:03,643 Oh, poor her. 142 00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:06,771 What was it like sitting there with Fran? 143 00:10:07,356 --> 00:10:10,942 It was a little weird at first, you know. 144 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,695 There I am comforting my father's mistress... 145 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:15,655 ...my mother's lying there dead. 146 00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:17,115 Are you attracted to her? 147 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,117 Come on, she's old enough to be my mother. 148 00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:23,872 Oh, Jesus Christ, it's an expression. 149 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,166 Don't cream yourself. 150 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:27,792 I did not wanna fuck my mother! 151 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:32,505 You should have seen her in her housedress with that hairnet. 152 00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:34,924 This conversation would be over in two seconds. 153 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:37,802 So I figured, why not move back to Jersey? 154 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:40,096 Clean slate. It's better. 155 00:10:40,264 --> 00:10:43,725 My new agent, next week he's got me set up to meet Dick Wolf's guy. 156 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:47,103 I seen Dick Wolf at Rao's one night. Guy's got his own limo. 157 00:10:48,397 --> 00:10:49,981 That Law & Order money? 158 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,484 Guy could have his own battleship. 159 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,321 But enough of my shit, how are you doing? 160 00:10:57,281 --> 00:10:59,324 Good, you know. 161 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:03,036 - Working the program. - Oh, yeah? 162 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,709 I had some fucking wine, all right? 163 00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:11,127 Is that what you wanna hear? 164 00:11:12,254 --> 00:11:15,674 - Christopher, when was this? - I don't know. 165 00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:18,718 My fiancée was in a car crash. 166 00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:21,680 I didn't even like it. I went to a meeting the next day. 167 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:23,348 But no slip since then? 168 00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:26,309 I've been sober and I've been high. Sober's better. 169 00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:30,855 You know you can call me, right? 170 00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:35,110 - What, do you got a date? - I gotta meet somebody, a friend. 171 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:39,364 - Go ahead, I'll get this. - Thanks, bro. 172 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,117 Listen, call me, I'm serious. 173 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:07,142 - Harold Melvoin. - Mel? It's me. 174 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:11,146 - Corrado, what's up? - There's a funeral I need to attend. 175 00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:13,606 I want you to call the feds. 176 00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:15,567 Vincent Patronella. 177 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,570 Is he a relative? You know the rules. 178 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,196 He's my niece's godfather. 179 00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:23,074 I think I met him at a barbecue once for the bicentennial. 180 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:24,701 All they can say is no. 181 00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:34,210 Your father used to bring me flowers all the time. 182 00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:37,088 Flowers and lingerie. 183 00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:38,923 I'm making chicken. 184 00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:41,426 Cuban style with black beans. 185 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,054 What's this? 186 00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:47,724 Ketchup, sure. If you want. 187 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,187 No, the kid and the dog. 188 00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:54,939 Oh, my son, Bruce. 189 00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:57,275 He married an Israeli girl. 190 00:12:57,443 --> 00:13:00,111 He's a food service director with El Al. 191 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:02,280 No, no, the dog. 192 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,865 Oh, Freckles. 193 00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:08,703 - He was a gift from your dad. - What? 194 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,456 When? 195 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,584 Oh, this is my fucking dog! 196 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,256 Excuse me, I'm sorry. This was my dog. 197 00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:22,300 His name was Tippy! 198 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:25,220 Your dad never said. 199 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:28,473 I don't fucking believe this. 200 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,642 My mother made him give the dog away. 201 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,686 Well, Bruce loved him. 202 00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:37,982 I mean, he had him for almost 10 years till he moved to Tel Aviv. 203 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,651 Then I had to put him to sleep. 204 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:47,116 Oh, those are the pictures, on the coffee table. 205 00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:49,953 The slippers were your dad's too. 206 00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:03,258 Look at this. The two of you. 207 00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:09,097 - He used to remind me of Victor Mature. - Thanks. 208 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:14,519 Outside the Latin Quarter. 209 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:18,439 Holy shit, look at Hesh. George Gershwin. 210 00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:21,484 He was a whoremaster. And cheap. 211 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,280 You know he screwed me out of my retirement money. 212 00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:28,825 Against your dad's wishes, by the way. 213 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:32,745 - What are you talking about? - Don't get me started. 214 00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:35,999 No, come on, what happened? 215 00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:39,711 Your dad owned a racetrack, with the midget auto racing. 216 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:43,965 Yeah, the Chickamauga Raceway over in New Egypt. 217 00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:48,720 And him, Herman, some other guy... 218 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,723 Phil something, with the hair, from New York. 219 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,766 - Yeah, Leotardo. - Yeah. 220 00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:56,769 My father cut him in to pay off a poker debt. 221 00:14:56,937 --> 00:15:01,274 Johnny always told me his piece would go to me. 222 00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:03,693 Couldn't put me in his will, obviously. 223 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:08,197 When he passed, your dad... 224 00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,742 ...I called Hesh. 225 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:15,747 - He sent me 500 bucks. - That's it? 226 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,918 - I'm sorry. - No. 227 00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:22,921 Jesus Christ, I wish you'd called me. 228 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,674 Bruce sends me money, occasionally. 229 00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:29,218 Well, that's not the point. It's my father's wishes. 230 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:32,013 Look, forget it. 231 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:35,141 Seriously, I'm sorry I... 232 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,101 I shouldn't have even brought it up. 233 00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:41,731 Listen, after we eat, you wanna take a ride? 234 00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:49,447 So I saw my Uncle Jun. 235 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:52,533 - He says to say hello. - Junior? 236 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,703 Jesus. And how's he doing? 237 00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:57,914 I don't know if you know it... 238 00:15:58,082 --> 00:15:59,958 ...but he was always a little hot for you. 239 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,584 He was practically a stalker. 240 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:05,129 - He said he suffered in silence. - Suffered in silence? 241 00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:08,383 He used to skulk outside my building. All hours. 242 00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:09,842 Weird phone calls. 243 00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:12,887 I always had a hunch he told Livia about me and Johnny. 244 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:15,390 Jesus Christ. 245 00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:19,560 She was a handsome woman, your mother. 246 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,731 Not sexy, exactly, but, statuesque. 247 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,485 Little nip? 248 00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:31,698 - What is it? - It's one for the road, honey. 249 00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:33,992 And this looks like road to me. 250 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:36,869 Rémy Martin, VSOP. 251 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,679 They can't be making much, but if I know Hesh... 252 00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:58,307 ...him and Phil got something going on out of here. 253 00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,688 So tell me about your women. 254 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,898 Your wife, what's she like? 255 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:08,693 I don't know. 256 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,737 What's to tell? 257 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,782 Good woman. Good mother. 258 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:19,370 Marriage hit the rocks, that's all. What are you gonna do? 259 00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:23,041 How about your girlfriend? 260 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:27,045 She's an art dealer. Very sophisticated. 261 00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:29,922 Dark hair, dark eyes. 262 00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:33,217 Latin. But, you know, from Spain. 263 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,687 That's it. That's it. 264 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:48,608 Oh, man, I am so glad you called. 265 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,234 I really needed this. 266 00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:57,784 - So? - So, what? 267 00:17:57,951 --> 00:18:00,578 What, there's nothing you wanna talk about? 268 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,580 I was honest with you the other night. 269 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,503 - What, you telling me you're not using? - What? 270 00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:12,757 You ran out of IHOP like you were on fire. You were jonesing like a motherfucker. 271 00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:15,718 I was meeting a girl. We were going to the track. 272 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:18,596 The Meadowlands. I didn't wanna miss the last race. 273 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:21,724 I am totally clean and sober. 274 00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:24,936 Jesus Christ. I was positive you fucking slipped. 275 00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:27,772 Thank you, man. I appreciate your concern. 276 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,779 I could have saved you a trip. 277 00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,156 I'll take your action. 278 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,784 You'd take a dime each on the Yankees and St. Louis? 279 00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,078 High roller. 280 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:45,123 I just got a 3 grand residual on a That's Life episode. 281 00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:49,544 What, that fake guinea-fest with Paul Sorvino? 282 00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:52,213 That was totally unrealistic. 283 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,885 - It's so dusty here. - Yeah. 284 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:02,890 - Is that silk? - It ain't Kleenex. 285 00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:04,934 It's linen. 286 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,813 You know, you're very... 287 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:12,483 I don't know, you got a lot of class. 288 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,153 Just like your girlfriend. 289 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:20,324 Last Race Saturday! 290 00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:26,330 He told me to look out, so I sent her money. 291 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,374 Which is a lot more than anybody else did. 292 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,501 So you decide to keep his end for yourself. 293 00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:33,921 Oh, I should give it to some trollop, huh? I thought I had it coming. 294 00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:37,842 With Phil in the can for 20 years, who do you think has been running that place? 295 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,636 Collecting the rent. Filing the taxes. All that bullshit. 296 00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:44,182 Well, what about my share? All those years I never saw a dime. 297 00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:50,021 You're my father's friend, Hesh. My friend. 298 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,190 I'm such a friend, how come I never see you? 299 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:56,569 What? I see you. I'm fucking busy. 300 00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:59,864 Never too busy to call me at 2 a.m. to hear your problems though. 301 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,866 One time that happened. 302 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,202 My therapist was on vacation! 303 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:07,872 Listen, you want his end, kid, you got it. It's 25 percent. 304 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,791 The closing is not for two weeks. And I would appreciate it... 305 00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:14,253 ...if you call Phil and tell him he should assume part of that burden. 306 00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:18,674 Well, despite how you feel, my father loved this woman. 307 00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:22,345 She's not such a bad person. But I don't know... 308 00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:25,348 Something about her always rubbed me the wrong way. 309 00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:27,308 Because she was rubbing him and not you. 310 00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:29,810 How long you known me, bub, huh? 311 00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:32,396 She's a little pale for my taste. 312 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:40,404 Mr. Patronella was last week. 313 00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:42,573 This is a different one. 314 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,619 Yes, I'm aware he's been to two funerals in a month. 315 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,581 Well, people die, counselor. 316 00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:54,752 The deceased in question now, Mrs. Crilley... 317 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:58,172 ...was the sister of Mr. Soprano's cousin. 318 00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,049 By marriage. 319 00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:04,303 So she's not a blood relative per se, are we quibbling now? 320 00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:07,265 For God's sake, the man wants to pay his respects. 321 00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:13,020 Well, perhaps my next call should be to Judge Runions, get him involved. 322 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:21,320 Five hours. It's not a Hawaiian vacation. 323 00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:23,030 He'll attend the church service... 324 00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:25,700 ...then pay his respects to the family afterwards. 325 00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:31,789 Thank you, counselor. We appreciate it. 326 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,543 You're worth every fucking cent. 327 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,969 They're gonna have Scottish bagpipes at the funeral. 328 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,513 It should be interesting. 329 00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:03,988 Don Provolone, see that fucking game? 330 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,365 Diet Coke and whatever he's having. 331 00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:08,326 Ginger ale? 332 00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:13,497 - Remind me to send Jeter a dozen roses. - You wanna parlay it? 333 00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:17,001 I was thinking I'd go check out that Indian casino, play some poker. 334 00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:19,879 You want in a real game, I'll hook you up. 335 00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:23,507 High stakes, exclusive clientele. 336 00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:26,302 - David Lee Roth. - I'll tell you, man. 337 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,013 Playing cards, games of chance... 338 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,806 ...I never really dug it before. 339 00:22:30,974 --> 00:22:34,060 I was never that good at math, but there's something about... 340 00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:38,147 ...that excitement that's so... I don't know. 341 00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:42,193 What is wrong? I win one bet... 342 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:45,154 - ...you look like you're gonna cry? - I fucked up again. 343 00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:48,657 My super came by this morning... 344 00:22:48,825 --> 00:22:52,787 The fucking caulk around the toilet. He had some weed. 345 00:22:52,954 --> 00:22:55,956 You have gotta call someone before you use. 346 00:22:56,124 --> 00:22:58,292 - Not after. - I know, I know. 347 00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:01,212 I just wanted to see if I could get high like a normal person. 348 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:04,465 You're not normal. Neither of us are. 349 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:07,635 And on top of that you ask me to meet you at a bar? 350 00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:13,557 Come here, you maniac. 351 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,560 Six hundred and twenty-five K for the track... 352 00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:19,188 ...plus all that land? That's it? 353 00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:22,358 Problem was the zoning restrictions. We're lucky we got a buyer. 354 00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:24,068 Here's what I propose. 355 00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:27,988 Tony gets 150. 356 00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:29,907 Twenty-five percent comes from you. 357 00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:32,159 The other 75 percent of that comes from Hesh. 358 00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:35,913 Jesus Christ, that's like 40 grand. You gotta be fucking kidding me, John. 359 00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,581 Am I smiling? 360 00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:43,504 You got some balls, kid. I'll give you that much. 361 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:45,923 - You'll give me what I tell you to give me. - Tony. 362 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:48,134 - Take it easy, take it easy. - Fuck that. 363 00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:51,011 This ain't the '70s. And I'm not a kid. 364 00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:52,888 Relax, it's an expression. 365 00:23:53,056 --> 00:23:54,473 Well here's another expression: 366 00:23:54,641 --> 00:23:57,017 You got five days to give me my money. 367 00:23:58,103 --> 00:23:59,520 Come on. 368 00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:09,280 - That was out of line. - Philly, he's a boss. 369 00:24:10,031 --> 00:24:12,700 Jersey? Come on, huh? 370 00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:19,915 Well, I talked to Phil and Hesh about the racetrack. 371 00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:22,418 How bad did they bullshit you? 372 00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:24,503 Well, actually, we straightened it all out. 373 00:24:24,671 --> 00:24:28,048 So when the sale goes through, you're looking at a nice piece of change. 374 00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:30,217 - You're kidding? - No. 375 00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:33,888 - Hey, that's wonderful. - Yeah. 376 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:38,726 I wanted to show you something. 377 00:24:39,352 --> 00:24:42,146 You were admiring my handkerchief. 378 00:24:54,034 --> 00:24:56,660 Check out the initials. 379 00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:59,622 JFK, holy shit! This was his? 380 00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:03,542 You know, I have a hat of his... 381 00:25:03,710 --> 00:25:06,337 ...a captain's hat I bought at an auction. 382 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:09,089 A lot of the friends don't like him, you know, Ruby... 383 00:25:09,257 --> 00:25:12,885 ...and all that shit, but fuck, I was in grammar school. 384 00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:14,345 That's my lipstick. 385 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:17,932 We had a little thing. 386 00:25:18,099 --> 00:25:20,851 - When he was president? - March '61. 387 00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:23,521 Right before the Bay of Pigs. 388 00:25:23,688 --> 00:25:26,315 I was at the Copa with a girlfriend. 389 00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:29,443 I'm wearing a new sable and we meet Lem Billings. 390 00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:34,198 Lem is a school friend of Jack's from Choate, but of course we have no idea. 391 00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:39,620 He insists that we join him for some affair at the Pierre Hotel. 392 00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:41,580 He won't take no. 393 00:25:41,748 --> 00:25:46,210 He has a limo, we figure what the hell, you know. 394 00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:49,046 And we go over. And he tells us... 395 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:51,382 ...he's taking us to the presidential suite. 396 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:54,885 So we get up, out of the elevator. 397 00:25:55,053 --> 00:26:00,224 We go in the suite. It is crawling with models, celebrities. 398 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:02,893 Peter Lawford, Sinatra. 399 00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:05,229 - Jackie Gleason. - No shit. 400 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:07,356 Yeah. I'm looking around... 401 00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:11,485 ...and I glance across the room and suddenly... 402 00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:16,865 ...I am locking eyes with John Fitzgerald Kennedy. 403 00:26:18,702 --> 00:26:21,412 Yeah, I mean he comes over, he is a perfect gentleman. 404 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:24,039 He takes my coat, he brings me a cocktail... 405 00:26:24,207 --> 00:26:25,749 ...introduces me around. 406 00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:28,085 And finally at the end of the night, now get this: 407 00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:33,257 "In the interests of national security," he says, he needs me to stay. 408 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:36,802 Since I'm wearing a sable, he needs to personally interview me. 409 00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:39,597 Make sure I'm not working for the Russians. 410 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:43,601 - He said that? - Some line, huh? 411 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:48,355 - Well, what was he...? What was he like? - Wonderful. 412 00:26:48,523 --> 00:26:49,857 So were you two an item or... 413 00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:52,318 No, he called, but after all... 414 00:26:52,485 --> 00:26:55,904 ...this man was the leader of the free world, I mean, you know. 415 00:26:56,072 --> 00:26:59,199 I remember one weekend I was supposed to go down to D.C. 416 00:26:59,367 --> 00:27:03,871 Stay at the Ritz-Carlton. Last-minute emergency meeting. 417 00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:05,914 Steel workers are going on strike. 418 00:27:06,082 --> 00:27:07,916 So, what, it was just that one time or? 419 00:27:10,545 --> 00:27:14,089 Except for, you know, after the Bay of Pigs, he was probably pretty busy. 420 00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:18,969 I knew there were others. I mean, Judy Campbell and Marilyn, of course. 421 00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:23,140 We had something special, though. Crazy passion. 422 00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:26,143 That was something your mother never understood. 423 00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:29,396 When you're married to a powerful man... 424 00:27:29,564 --> 00:27:33,233 ...you damn well better make him feel powerful. 425 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:36,654 My mother? 426 00:27:36,821 --> 00:27:38,489 Please. 427 00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:41,200 I saw a picture of Livia on New Years Eve. 428 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,912 She was dressed like a refugee. 429 00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:53,087 Listen, I think I'm gonna skip the coffee. I got a meeting in the city. 430 00:27:53,254 --> 00:27:55,589 Are you...? You sure? 431 00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:59,385 Look... 432 00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:02,888 ...consider this an advance. 433 00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:05,849 Get your phone turned on and pay your rent. 434 00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:09,019 Your dad would be so proud. 435 00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:12,356 He raised a real gentleman. 436 00:28:21,741 --> 00:28:23,784 You trying to buy this pot? 437 00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:27,329 Eight hundred and you'll know. 438 00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,581 Fuck. 439 00:28:32,752 --> 00:28:35,170 Cowboys and three little Indians. 440 00:28:36,339 --> 00:28:38,132 Fuck me. 441 00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:43,887 I got a lot of big people coming next week. 442 00:28:46,474 --> 00:28:48,350 So when you write on TV... 443 00:28:48,518 --> 00:28:51,895 ...what do they have, like, one guy writes the words for Dylan McDermott... 444 00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:55,107 ...and one guy writes for Nicholson's girlfriend, that the way it is? 445 00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:58,110 You write it all yourself. 446 00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:01,196 Interesting. 447 00:29:01,698 --> 00:29:03,741 So how you doing? You wanna take off? 448 00:29:04,367 --> 00:29:06,410 I'm getting killed here. 449 00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:08,746 I'm gonna go, I'm fucking shot. 450 00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:10,247 I'll call you tomorrow. 451 00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:13,083 - You wanna work out? - Sure. Yeah, whatever. 452 00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:15,210 Four clubs to Joe Hollywood. 453 00:29:15,378 --> 00:29:17,963 Jack for the car-wash king. 454 00:29:18,131 --> 00:29:20,090 Ten for Mr. Vito. 455 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:27,222 Show Valentina you love her. 456 00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:42,362 Come on. 457 00:29:57,086 --> 00:29:58,712 They were out of the Citrucel. 458 00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:03,050 Where you going? 459 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,177 Gotta order some flowers. 460 00:30:05,345 --> 00:30:07,805 Sal from the dry cleaners, his kid died. 461 00:30:07,972 --> 00:30:11,099 Drowned in a Jacuzzi. Seven years old, you believe it? 462 00:30:11,267 --> 00:30:13,644 Fucking tragedy. 463 00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:26,949 - Harold Melvoin. - It's me. 464 00:30:27,116 --> 00:30:29,576 I got another funeral. A kid. 465 00:30:29,744 --> 00:30:31,411 His father does my shirts. 466 00:30:31,955 --> 00:30:33,497 Corrado, it has to be a relative. 467 00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:35,666 It is a relative, goddamn it. 468 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:38,627 My old man came over with this kid's great, great grandfather. 469 00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:41,755 - The guy had a clubfoot. - That's rather tenuous, don't you think? 470 00:30:41,923 --> 00:30:44,258 The whole village of Avellino settled in this area. 471 00:30:44,425 --> 00:30:46,009 We gotta be related somewhere. 472 00:30:46,177 --> 00:30:48,011 - Corrado. - Corrado, my balls. 473 00:30:48,179 --> 00:30:51,306 I gotta get out of this house. I'm going fucking stir-crazy. 474 00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:54,351 Seventh street, coming out. 475 00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:02,526 Holy shit. You're still here? 476 00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:06,154 - Called you all day yesterday. - We're in a hand here. 477 00:31:07,907 --> 00:31:10,534 - What do you wanna do? - Fold. 478 00:31:13,788 --> 00:31:16,874 Here, fuck it. I'm all in. 479 00:31:19,043 --> 00:31:21,420 - Call. - Pair of tens. 480 00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:24,673 Flush. Caught it on the river. 481 00:31:25,049 --> 00:31:29,303 Motherfucking fuck. 482 00:31:33,057 --> 00:31:34,474 How bad? 483 00:31:34,642 --> 00:31:36,268 He owes the house 57. 484 00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:38,395 Thousand? 485 00:31:46,404 --> 00:31:48,405 What, are you fucking crazy? 486 00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:50,574 Define crazy. 487 00:31:51,409 --> 00:31:53,535 I'm good for it. I'm up for this Dick Wolf thing. 488 00:31:53,703 --> 00:31:58,707 - If I get on staff it's like a month's salary. - Well, how about this fucking month? 489 00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:02,878 Hey, you think you could spot me for a while? 490 00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:06,131 I got some child support too. 491 00:32:09,218 --> 00:32:11,887 I'll cover this, I'll give you 3 grand for incidentals. 492 00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:13,931 That's 60,000 altogether. 493 00:32:14,098 --> 00:32:17,059 - I only been up two days, I can still add. - Good. 494 00:32:17,226 --> 00:32:20,729 Then add two points every week till I'm paid in fucking full. 495 00:32:20,897 --> 00:32:23,148 - You're charging me vig? - On top of the principle. 496 00:32:23,316 --> 00:32:27,527 It's compounded if you're late. That's 1200 one week from today. 497 00:32:27,695 --> 00:32:30,614 Don't give me that look. This is your problem. 498 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:33,367 I will not fucking enable you. 499 00:32:47,715 --> 00:32:49,299 There he is. Philly. 500 00:32:53,137 --> 00:32:54,972 Phil? 501 00:32:56,891 --> 00:33:00,310 - Phil, where you going? - I gotta meet John down the restaurant. 502 00:33:00,478 --> 00:33:02,270 You fucking cocksucker. 503 00:33:37,682 --> 00:33:39,349 Where you gonna go, huh? 504 00:33:39,517 --> 00:33:41,268 Where you gonna go, huh? 505 00:33:41,728 --> 00:33:43,145 You motherfucker. 506 00:33:54,365 --> 00:33:57,951 - Jesus Christ. Mister, you okay in there? - Oh, my neck. 507 00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:01,955 You all right? You run from me, you fucking cocksucker? 508 00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:04,207 Where's my fucking money? 509 00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:06,418 I'll get it, I'll get it. My neck, Tony. 510 00:34:06,586 --> 00:34:08,920 - What, do you think I'm an asshole, huh? - No, no, no. 511 00:34:09,088 --> 00:34:10,464 - No, Tony. - I can't hear you. 512 00:34:10,631 --> 00:34:12,799 No, please. Tony. 513 00:34:14,135 --> 00:34:16,511 You got 24 hours. 514 00:34:19,474 --> 00:34:22,350 Called 911, they're on their way. He's all right. 515 00:34:25,521 --> 00:34:28,482 Oh, my God. 516 00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:34,529 - Oh, my baby. - Take her upstairs, Andy. 517 00:34:35,364 --> 00:34:38,575 She should probably take one of those tranquilizers her mother gave her. 518 00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:50,504 - We should go, Junior. - Relax. We just got here. 519 00:34:50,671 --> 00:34:53,423 Chicken's nice and spicy, huh? 520 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:16,738 I know you're in there, you're casting a shadow over the peephole. 521 00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:20,992 Hey. 522 00:35:21,828 --> 00:35:24,746 - What, are you ducking me? - No. What are you...? 523 00:35:25,873 --> 00:35:28,625 I thought you were this girl. She's a pain in the ass. 524 00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:31,962 So, what the fuck? Where you been? 525 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:35,507 Working, man. I got those TV pitch meetings. I was gonna call you. 526 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,425 Yeah, so why didn't you? 527 00:35:42,598 --> 00:35:45,100 All right, look, you want the truth? 528 00:35:45,268 --> 00:35:47,978 - I was away. I went to A.C. - Where's my money? 529 00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:50,939 - I don't have it yet. - But you went to A.C? 530 00:35:51,107 --> 00:35:54,317 I have a meeting next week with Rene Balcer. 531 00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:58,321 Dick Wolf's right-hand guy. 532 00:35:58,489 --> 00:36:01,491 He likes my stuff, he told my agent. I'm gonna be on staff. 533 00:36:01,659 --> 00:36:04,452 I got out of that business because people fuck you over. 534 00:36:04,620 --> 00:36:05,996 Jon Favreau? 535 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:08,248 Faggot cocksucker tried to steal my ideas. 536 00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:10,834 Bro, listen. I swear on all that's holy... 537 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:13,545 - ...I'll have your money next week. - That wasn't the deal. 538 00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:16,173 I'll be back tomorrow. Don't make me a jerk off. 539 00:36:20,094 --> 00:36:23,096 Damn, I'm happy. Get a load of these. 540 00:36:24,098 --> 00:36:29,352 My new kicks. Bottega Veneta, marked down to only 600. 541 00:36:30,354 --> 00:36:32,147 Thought you were paying your phone bill. 542 00:36:32,690 --> 00:36:35,192 I should have, I know... 543 00:36:35,359 --> 00:36:38,111 ...but it's been so long since I've been able to... 544 00:36:38,279 --> 00:36:39,529 ...treat myself. 545 00:36:42,783 --> 00:36:44,910 Oh, thanks. 546 00:36:47,163 --> 00:36:48,788 So... 547 00:36:48,956 --> 00:36:51,458 ...turns out my Uncle Zio's going downhill. 548 00:36:51,959 --> 00:36:55,295 The day we met, I told you, we were there at the cemetery to bury his wife. 549 00:36:55,463 --> 00:36:56,880 My Aunt Concetta. 550 00:36:57,632 --> 00:37:00,383 Seventy years they were together. 551 00:37:01,135 --> 00:37:03,136 Poor guy's taking it very hard. 552 00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:15,649 My knight in shining armor. 553 00:37:22,823 --> 00:37:24,741 So? 554 00:37:26,661 --> 00:37:28,578 - Yeah, good morning to you too. - You got it? 555 00:37:28,746 --> 00:37:32,249 Jesus. You are a fucking trip. 556 00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:35,585 I'm J.T. by the way. 557 00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:38,171 What is this, Pulp Fiction? Am I supposed to be afraid? 558 00:37:38,339 --> 00:37:41,258 - I don't know, I didn't see it. - You're really being a prick, huh? 559 00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:43,760 I told you, I need more time, I don't have the money. 560 00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:46,471 - Then fucking get it. - Chris, you know me. 561 00:37:46,639 --> 00:37:49,724 What could you possibly do to me that I haven't already been through? 562 00:37:49,892 --> 00:37:52,435 I'm positive we'll think of something. 563 00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:55,730 My God. 564 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:10,287 And 66 years after taking those sacred vows: 565 00:38:10,871 --> 00:38:12,539 "Till death do us part"... 566 00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:15,458 ...Concetta left him and went home to God. 567 00:38:16,627 --> 00:38:20,297 In the two weeks that followed, Nicolo struggled without her... 568 00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:24,342 ...finally succumbing to irredeemable loss. 569 00:38:24,510 --> 00:38:29,639 The enormity of his grief can hardly be imagined. 570 00:38:30,516 --> 00:38:34,102 How much they went through together. 571 00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:37,022 Seeing their children grow. 572 00:38:37,189 --> 00:38:42,235 And looking joyfully on, as their grandchildren had children. 573 00:38:42,611 --> 00:38:45,196 Sickness and health. 574 00:38:45,698 --> 00:38:46,990 Good times and bad. 575 00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:50,410 But through it all, one thing remained constant: 576 00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:52,912 They had each other. 577 00:38:53,497 --> 00:38:57,417 It was Nicolo's love for Concetta that made him leave this earth... 578 00:38:57,585 --> 00:39:00,754 ...a mere 15 days after she left him. 579 00:39:00,921 --> 00:39:03,923 We take comfort knowing they're together again... 580 00:39:04,091 --> 00:39:06,176 ...seated at the foot of our Lord. 581 00:39:07,553 --> 00:39:10,638 Let us join together in prayer. 582 00:39:10,806 --> 00:39:12,515 - Hail Mary... - Full of grace... 583 00:39:12,975 --> 00:39:14,809 ...the Lord is with thee. 584 00:39:14,977 --> 00:39:17,354 Blessed art thou among women... 585 00:39:17,521 --> 00:39:20,523 ...and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. 586 00:39:20,691 --> 00:39:23,276 Holy Mary, Mother of God... 587 00:39:23,444 --> 00:39:27,405 ...pray for us sinners now, and at the hour of our death. 588 00:39:27,573 --> 00:39:29,032 Amen. 589 00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:31,659 - What's the matter? - Our Father... 590 00:39:31,827 --> 00:39:33,536 - This fucking shit. - Who art in heaven... 591 00:39:33,704 --> 00:39:35,538 - Hallowed be Thy Name. - What's the point? 592 00:39:35,706 --> 00:39:36,998 - Thy Kingdom come. - Uncle Jun. 593 00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:39,000 - Thy Will be done... - I can't take it. 594 00:39:39,168 --> 00:39:40,377 - On earth as it is in Heaven. 595 00:39:40,544 --> 00:39:41,878 You need to lower your voice. 596 00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:44,547 Give us this day our daily bread. 597 00:39:44,715 --> 00:39:46,883 And forgive us our trespasses... 598 00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:51,012 ...as we forgive those who trespass against us. 599 00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:53,390 It's a fucking Emmy. 600 00:39:54,016 --> 00:39:55,475 And it's gold-plated. 601 00:39:56,894 --> 00:39:58,603 Then melt it down, man. 602 00:39:58,771 --> 00:40:03,191 - Look, I told you $15. - Oh, fuck, man, come on. 603 00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:05,902 This is, like, huge, this shit. 604 00:40:06,487 --> 00:40:09,406 If you had an Oscar, maybe I could give you a little something. 605 00:40:09,573 --> 00:40:11,825 An Academy Award. But TV? 606 00:40:13,744 --> 00:40:15,912 - What else you got? - I don't know. 607 00:40:16,288 --> 00:40:22,752 - I got a laptop in my car. - Yeah, okay. Cool. I'll check that out. 608 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:40,186 From your friend. All 1200. 609 00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:42,689 He give you a hard time? 610 00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:45,608 Hardest thing was keeping him awake. 611 00:40:45,776 --> 00:40:50,405 - He's hitting the vein, nodding out. - Son of a fucking bitch. 612 00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:56,119 Cheers. 613 00:41:00,416 --> 00:41:02,667 I'm grilling us some filet mignon. 614 00:41:02,835 --> 00:41:05,712 And you take a load off. 615 00:41:13,345 --> 00:41:15,638 Here, this is the money from the closing. 616 00:41:15,806 --> 00:41:19,934 - The racetrack. It's 150 grand. - That's great. 617 00:41:20,352 --> 00:41:21,769 How's your pal, Hesh? 618 00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:25,023 - Good. - I remember once... 619 00:41:25,191 --> 00:41:27,734 ...your dad and I drove down the shore. 620 00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:32,030 Hesh had rented a place at Point Pleasant. It was right before Labor Day. 621 00:41:32,198 --> 00:41:33,573 Actually... 622 00:41:33,741 --> 00:41:35,658 ...it was a couple of months before he died. 623 00:41:35,826 --> 00:41:39,287 We stopped at a liquor store, he had to pee, I needed some cigarettes. 624 00:41:39,455 --> 00:41:42,499 And anyway, the man behind the counter was blind. 625 00:41:42,666 --> 00:41:46,336 - Your dad looks at him... - Oh, wait a minute. 626 00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:50,632 - This is after my dad got sick? - Yeah. 627 00:41:50,799 --> 00:41:52,592 Dad caught emphysema, you kept smoking? 628 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:57,138 - He didn't mind. - He could barely breathe. 629 00:41:57,306 --> 00:41:59,432 We had the oxygen tent set up right in the house. 630 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,518 I mean, Jesus Christ, even my mother quit. 631 00:42:01,685 --> 00:42:05,146 I offered to stop. I mean... And he didn't want me to. 632 00:42:05,314 --> 00:42:07,857 He was fine with it, really. 633 00:42:08,025 --> 00:42:11,277 All right, whatever. Finish your story. 634 00:42:11,445 --> 00:42:12,695 It was dumb. 635 00:42:12,863 --> 00:42:16,866 Your dad got the guy to give us some champagne. 636 00:42:26,585 --> 00:42:30,880 Water chestnuts wrapped in bacon... 637 00:42:31,048 --> 00:42:34,217 ...and dip them in the duck sauce. 638 00:42:34,385 --> 00:42:36,553 All right. 639 00:42:43,227 --> 00:42:44,644 Delicious. 640 00:42:46,772 --> 00:42:48,022 So, what's in the bag? 641 00:42:51,235 --> 00:42:54,612 Yeah, I wanted to show you this. 642 00:42:56,115 --> 00:42:58,616 It's the hat I told you about. 643 00:42:58,784 --> 00:43:00,076 JFK's. 644 00:43:00,244 --> 00:43:03,246 Oh, my goodness. 645 00:43:03,414 --> 00:43:05,582 Look at this. 646 00:43:06,083 --> 00:43:07,542 - May I? - Yeah. 647 00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:21,472 Happy birthday 648 00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:24,976 To you 649 00:43:25,769 --> 00:43:27,937 Happy birthday 650 00:43:28,564 --> 00:43:32,108 To you 651 00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:36,613 Happy birthday 652 00:43:36,780 --> 00:43:40,992 Mr. President 653 00:43:42,953 --> 00:43:47,457 Happy birthday 654 00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:54,130 To you 655 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,224 I met with the Dick Wolf guy. 656 00:44:05,392 --> 00:44:08,144 They hired some kid from Yale. 657 00:44:08,312 --> 00:44:12,523 Plus, now the money I owe you. 658 00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:15,068 My ex-fucking-wife. 659 00:44:15,235 --> 00:44:17,612 How many times have you shot up? 660 00:44:18,614 --> 00:44:20,323 Five, six. 661 00:44:21,367 --> 00:44:24,327 I thought I had it under control. I lost it. 662 00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:26,162 You stupid fuck. 663 00:44:26,330 --> 00:44:28,206 You were doing so good, now you fucked it all up. 664 00:44:28,374 --> 00:44:30,458 Where do you get the right? 665 00:44:30,626 --> 00:44:34,462 We're in the program. You're gonna use, why didn't you call your sponsor? 666 00:44:34,630 --> 00:44:37,423 - I couldn't get him. - So why the fuck didn't you call me? 667 00:44:43,889 --> 00:44:48,059 Yeah, but I don't fucking live with my mistress. 668 00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:50,770 I mean, his fucking slippers? 669 00:44:52,106 --> 00:44:54,023 Go on. 670 00:44:54,858 --> 00:44:57,402 Well, when I left there... 671 00:44:58,612 --> 00:45:00,321 ...I started thinking about it. 672 00:45:03,325 --> 00:45:07,745 When I was, I don't know, 16 years old... 673 00:45:09,206 --> 00:45:10,456 ...my son's age. 674 00:45:11,333 --> 00:45:15,670 I came home from school and there was this note from my Aunt Quin. 675 00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:22,677 My mother had been pregnant with another kid after my sister Barbara. 676 00:45:22,845 --> 00:45:25,680 "Change of life baby" they called it and... 677 00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:29,100 Well, she started bleeding. 678 00:45:31,019 --> 00:45:33,896 I was supposed to find my father and get him over there ASAP. 679 00:45:34,481 --> 00:45:37,525 I called every number I had. I left messages all over town. 680 00:45:41,947 --> 00:45:46,701 And finally that night, about 10:00, he called me back. 681 00:45:52,082 --> 00:45:55,334 - Hello? - Anthony, what's the matter? 682 00:45:55,502 --> 00:45:56,794 Ma's in the hospital. 683 00:45:56,962 --> 00:46:00,840 I think she was... She was bleeding. The baby. 684 00:46:01,008 --> 00:46:04,010 Jesus Christ. 685 00:46:04,553 --> 00:46:08,055 Oh, shit. 686 00:46:10,684 --> 00:46:11,726 Okay, pal. 687 00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:14,645 The lamb chops are gonna be overcooked. 688 00:46:16,190 --> 00:46:17,815 I'm tied up. 689 00:46:17,983 --> 00:46:20,234 But I'm gonna get over to the hospital right away. 690 00:46:21,236 --> 00:46:23,112 He came and got me the next morning. 691 00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:28,034 We went over to the hospital. 692 00:46:28,327 --> 00:46:29,952 Walked into her room. 693 00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:33,372 - You're okay, baby, you're okay. - No, you're okay! 694 00:46:33,540 --> 00:46:36,417 Your life is just so wonderful and okay. 695 00:46:36,585 --> 00:46:38,294 Li. 696 00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:43,382 Where were you last night? 697 00:46:45,135 --> 00:46:47,553 I was at the Yankee game. 698 00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:49,680 You were with that whore. 699 00:46:49,848 --> 00:46:54,268 - What do you take me for, an idiot? - No, Li, that's not true. 700 00:46:54,436 --> 00:46:57,396 I picked up Anthony from school, we went to the game. 701 00:46:57,564 --> 00:46:58,981 Nicky gave us the tickets. 702 00:46:59,149 --> 00:47:03,611 - You're a goddamn liar. - I swear to God, Li, the car broke down. 703 00:47:03,779 --> 00:47:08,157 The timing belt. We had to stay at cousin Jimmy's. 704 00:47:08,325 --> 00:47:11,285 Madonna, when we got home and saw that note... 705 00:47:11,453 --> 00:47:13,329 I was worried sick. 706 00:47:13,497 --> 00:47:16,499 Ask Anthony, you don't believe me. 707 00:47:21,129 --> 00:47:23,965 Where were you last night, Anthony? 708 00:47:28,011 --> 00:47:29,595 We were at cousin Jimmy's, Ma. 709 00:47:34,309 --> 00:47:36,227 She could have fucking died. 710 00:47:36,395 --> 00:47:38,437 You know, from her miscarriage. 711 00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:55,872 - Fuck her. - Was there any blame on his part? 712 00:47:56,039 --> 00:47:57,623 This man you emulate? 713 00:47:59,001 --> 00:48:02,837 The lies? The betrayals with other women? 714 00:48:07,217 --> 00:48:09,385 Listen to me. 715 00:48:09,553 --> 00:48:12,597 This is very important: Your mother had her faults. 716 00:48:12,764 --> 00:48:16,434 But after all this time, what should we do with the old woman? 717 00:48:16,602 --> 00:48:18,853 Have an auto-da-fé? 718 00:48:19,021 --> 00:48:21,105 Burn her at the stake? 719 00:48:23,901 --> 00:48:26,903 You need to forgive her and move on. 720 00:48:34,912 --> 00:48:36,746 She made my father give my dog away. 721 00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:39,081 I thought your father was a big tough guy. 722 00:48:39,249 --> 00:48:41,876 He probably didn't wanna hear her bullshit anymore. 723 00:48:43,879 --> 00:48:46,672 He gave my dog away to his girlfriend's kid. Big fucking deal. 724 00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:48,758 If it was up to her... 725 00:48:49,259 --> 00:48:51,552 ...she would have had it killed. 726 00:49:03,815 --> 00:49:06,025 All right, thanks. 727 00:49:07,486 --> 00:49:11,781 Book value's 17 grand. I'll knock that off the principle. 728 00:49:14,785 --> 00:49:16,827 I fucking love this car. 729 00:49:16,995 --> 00:49:19,538 So you'll get another one. 730 00:49:25,921 --> 00:49:28,130 Is that your sponsor? 731 00:49:30,550 --> 00:49:34,637 I'll see you when you get out of rehab. We'll figure out the rest of the payments. 732 00:49:36,056 --> 00:49:39,725 You can do this, man. I have faith in you. 733 00:49:41,186 --> 00:49:44,063 There's no chemical solution to a spiritual problem. 734 00:50:04,501 --> 00:50:08,004 It could have been another TIA, it's hard to tell. 735 00:50:08,171 --> 00:50:10,631 Was any of this accompanied by a lapse in memory? 736 00:50:14,177 --> 00:50:15,678 I don't know. 737 00:50:15,846 --> 00:50:18,431 Had you brought him in right away, I might have answers. 738 00:50:18,598 --> 00:50:23,769 That medicine stopped working. I took more and it didn't do shit. 739 00:50:23,937 --> 00:50:25,354 I'm like the walking dead. 740 00:50:25,522 --> 00:50:29,150 Medication's like cooking, sometimes we just need to adjust the ingredients. 741 00:50:29,317 --> 00:50:32,611 Who gives a shit? I'm so fucking blue. 742 00:50:32,779 --> 00:50:37,074 Well, what do you expect? All you do is go to funerals all the time. 743 00:50:38,535 --> 00:50:43,497 I'm trapped. What's the goddamn point? Goddamn house arrest. 744 00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:50,671 My life is only death. 745 00:50:50,964 --> 00:50:53,382 I'm living in a grave. 746 00:50:54,551 --> 00:50:57,219 I beat prison, and for what? 747 00:50:57,387 --> 00:50:59,722 I have no children. 748 00:51:01,266 --> 00:51:03,517 Would somebody please explain this to me? 749 00:51:11,318 --> 00:51:13,402 So Hesh tells me... 750 00:51:13,570 --> 00:51:15,071 ...you met your dad's goomar. 751 00:51:18,283 --> 00:51:20,201 Yeah. 752 00:51:22,496 --> 00:51:24,246 You had to see this woman in her prime. 753 00:51:26,041 --> 00:51:28,167 - Nice, huh? - Nice? 754 00:51:28,335 --> 00:51:31,337 She was JFK's girlfriend for, like, three years. 755 00:51:31,505 --> 00:51:33,005 No shit? 756 00:51:33,173 --> 00:51:37,218 - Right, I remember hearing about her. - Fucking knockout. Beautiful. Classy. 757 00:51:37,886 --> 00:51:39,970 JFK, huh? 758 00:51:40,138 --> 00:51:41,472 How do you like that? 759 00:51:43,809 --> 00:51:46,060 He'd have her up to the White House on the weekends... 760 00:51:46,228 --> 00:51:47,603 ...when his wife was out of town. 761 00:51:51,858 --> 00:51:56,112 This woman was like a... Like a princess. 762 00:52:00,700 --> 00:52:02,243 I'll tell you what: 763 00:52:02,410 --> 00:52:04,829 For a while there... 764 00:52:04,996 --> 00:52:06,956 ...Jackie Kennedy thought the marriage was over. 58540

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