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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:06,520 This is Charlie, the IT guy from work. 2 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:07,520 CHARLIE: Hi. 3 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:08,760 So what brings you here, mate? 4 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:10,640 Hi, I'm Stacey. 5 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:12,400 ROO: Two of my exes died recently. 6 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:13,760 Three, actually. 7 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:15,240 Yeah, I know how you feel. 8 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:16,600 Really? 9 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:17,560 Did we actually? 10 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:18,480 Yes. 11 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:19,960 Oh, my God. 12 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:21,880 EJ: You look like death. 13 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,160 Where did you end up? 14 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:25,080 Just had a few wines at Mum and Dad's. 15 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:26,040 ROO: Oh! - Hey! 16 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:26,960 ROO: Never mind me. 17 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:28,040 Don't mind us. 18 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:29,320 So you're back on then? 19 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:30,280 EJ: What can I say? 20 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:31,760 The guy has a hold on me. 21 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:32,640 How's Andrew? 22 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:33,600 I'm dying. 23 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:35,320 This is intense. 24 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:37,560 So Brendan was the first to go. 25 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:38,480 ROO: Death by cover. 26 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:40,800 EJ: Davy was hit by a car. 27 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:41,760 MAN: Oh, Jesus! 28 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:43,240 And Layton had an aneurysm. 29 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:45,240 EJ: Which means they're being knocked off in order. 30 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:46,840 Are more people going to die? 31 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:48,280 EJ: We just need to find them, and make sure they're OK. 32 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:51,360 [THEME - R. CRUMB AND HIS CHEAP SUIT SERENADERS, 33 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:53,400 "MY GIRL'S PUSSY"] 34 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:56,680 THEME SONG: There's one pet I like to pet, 35 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:58,040 and every evening we get set. 36 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:01,320 I stroke it every chance I get, it girl's pussy. 37 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:07,160 Often it goes out at night, returns at break of dawn. 38 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:09,360 No matter what the weather's like, 39 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:11,680 it's always nice and warm. 40 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:13,800 I bring tidbits that it loves. 41 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:16,000 We spoon like two turtle doves. 42 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:20,400 I take care to remove my gloves when stroking my girl's pussy. 43 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:28,120 RECORDING: Good day, you're called Roscoe. 44 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:29,720 Leave a message after the beep. 45 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,520 [beep] 46 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:33,840 ROO: Hi, Roscoe. 47 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:35,720 I'm not sure if I've got the right Russell 48 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:39,080 Black, unless you've had a tracheotomy. 49 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:42,040 Anyway, this is Roo McVie here. 50 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:45,840 And if you know me or have any memory of me whatsoever, 51 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:51,080 could you please give me a call on 04372859? 52 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:51,960 Thank you. 53 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,120 CHARLIE: I think this might be yours. 54 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:25,560 Oh, there they are. 55 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:29,000 Right. 56 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:29,880 ROO: Right. 57 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:35,520 Did you just throw multi-vitamins at me. 58 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:40,880 This might be a weird question, 59 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,800 but are you flirting with me? 60 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:44,960 No. 61 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:46,480 Oh. 62 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,880 ROO: I mean, you're taken, so I would never do that. 63 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:50,800 CHARLIE: Taken? 64 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:52,040 Stacey, was that her name? 65 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:53,640 Oh, yeah, it is. 66 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:54,840 But we're not-- 67 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:56,240 Together? CHARLIE: No. 68 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:57,200 No, no. 69 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:58,720 We chatted online for a bit. 70 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:00,880 The other night was our first real date. 71 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,360 Go well, did it? 72 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:05,720 I wouldn't say that, no. 73 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:07,480 If I'd have known she was so young, 74 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:10,720 I never would have agreed to meet her. 75 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:13,200 I prefer girls that have actually reached puberty. 76 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:14,080 High standards. 77 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:15,000 Yeah. 78 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:19,600 You look like you've reached puberty. 79 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:20,840 I have. 80 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:21,960 I actually got my period really early. 81 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:32,280 Have you ever played indoor cricket? 82 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:33,920 There are 47 Russ Blacks listed. 83 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:35,160 I called every one. 84 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:36,480 None of them were my Russ, especially 85 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:37,520 the one who was a woman. 86 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:38,760 It's like he doesn't exist. 87 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:39,720 Maybe he doesn't. 88 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:40,960 Maybe Russ is already dead. 89 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:43,480 Don't say it. 90 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:44,880 EJ: Your exes are dropping like flies, 91 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:45,920 and you're going on a date. 92 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:47,080 It's not a date. 93 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:48,680 I'm just subbing in for some lesbian 94 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:50,040 in Charlie's cricket team. 95 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:51,600 Who's playing cricket? 96 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:52,520 No one. 97 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:53,840 Hey, you can help her. 98 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:55,720 She knows nothing about cricket. ZACH: Sweet. 99 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:56,880 I'll just wing it. 100 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,320 EJ: No. 101 00:03:58,440 --> 00:03:59,760 Last time you winged it, you incinerated my table. 102 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:02,040 OK, now you've got to be at one with the wood. 103 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:05,080 EJ: Tell him to show you his googly. 104 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:05,960 Relax, Max. 105 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:07,120 You're choking the bat. 106 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:08,040 Right? 107 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,360 ZACH: What? 108 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:12,200 Well, I don't think we should be touching, 109 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:13,880 especially after what happened-- which, by the way, 110 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,320 is never going to happen again. 111 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:16,640 And EJ can never know. 112 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:18,600 Yes, I get it. Big mistake. 113 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:20,320 Keep shtum, blah, blah, blah. 114 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:21,440 It's no biggie, Roo. 115 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:22,600 I've moved past it. 116 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:25,080 Maybe you should, too. 117 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,680 Can we just do this cricket thing, please? 118 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:27,920 That's what I'm trying to do. 119 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:30,000 ROO: Yeah, well just do it from there. 120 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:31,480 OK. 121 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:32,960 Remember, the bat's your friend. 122 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:34,320 But it hates you. 123 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:35,600 It's like your step-dad who stole your money. 124 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:36,640 - What? - Don't look at me. 125 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:37,800 Where's the ball? You're out. 126 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:39,440 How's that? Good one. 127 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:40,480 Get out. 128 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:41,360 ZACH: All right. 129 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,680 ROO: Can you please just go away? 130 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:48,000 EJ: OK, have fun. 131 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:50,360 And remember, bats have excellent hearing, 132 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:52,400 so talk to it. 133 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:53,320 Hi, Charlie 134 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:54,440 CHARLIE: Hi. 135 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:55,600 Wow. ROO: Hi. 136 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:56,480 CHARLIE: Wow. 137 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:57,440 You look-- 138 00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:01,240 Just my usual cricket kit. 139 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:02,120 Right to go? 140 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:03,040 ROO: Yeah. 141 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:15,640 Wow, you're really good. 142 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:18,200 Well, you know what they say about the wood-- 143 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:21,440 just being at one with it and all that. 144 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:22,880 With the wood? 145 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,960 Yes. 146 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:26,880 Never knew you were such an expert. 147 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,800 Well, it's not every day you get asked out on a hot date 148 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:31,600 involving knee pads and stumps, unless you're 149 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:34,320 dating an amputee. 150 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:38,000 Or not dating, just pals having-- 151 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,680 being friendly. 152 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,160 I'm having a ball. 153 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:45,240 You want this? 154 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:47,200 [ominous music] 155 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:57,560 [party music] 156 00:05:57,680 --> 00:05:58,800 Here, Stretch. 157 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:03,680 I'll just-- I'll be back in a sec. 158 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:04,680 Roo McVie. 159 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:05,600 Long time no see. 160 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:06,680 Hey, nice socks. 161 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,240 Thanks. 162 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:09,520 Telly, do you remember the Gold Coast sales conference? 163 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:10,480 Oh, yeah. That was a riot. 164 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:11,480 Was it? 165 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:13,160 Yeah. I should get going. 166 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:14,960 My team's just getting-- - My memory's a little hazy. 167 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:16,520 Just curious. Did we ever-- 168 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:17,560 I should go. 169 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:18,440 Do it? 170 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:28,720 Chocolate helps me concentrate. 171 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:30,320 And then again, maybe that's just an excuse 172 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:32,000 because I usually eat it in bed, and there's not 173 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:35,440 much to concentrate on there. 174 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:36,320 Sorry? 175 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:39,760 Just making a joke. 176 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:46,320 Usually more of a Twix man, myself. 177 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:49,520 We're on. 178 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:08,880 So did we or didn't we? 179 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,320 Did we what? 180 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:14,640 I have a blurry image if you and an ice bucket. 181 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:16,200 I haven't drank Bacardi since. 182 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:21,520 No, no, no, no, no, no! 183 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:22,440 Me neither. 184 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:23,440 So? 185 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:24,320 What? 186 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:25,240 Did what? 187 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:27,040 Did we do it? 188 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:28,920 - What do you want to know for? - It's complicated. 189 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:29,800 Come on. 190 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:31,600 Just tell me, please? 191 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:32,600 What? 192 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:33,720 Do you have a kid or something? 193 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:34,960 No. 194 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,280 Not that it would be mine or anything. 195 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:39,200 But I-- look. 196 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:40,800 I'm a family man, right? 197 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:42,280 I mean, I might fool around occasionally, 198 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:45,520 but I don't sleep with people at sales conferences. 199 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:48,120 No way, no how. Look at my wife. 200 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:50,000 She's beautiful. 201 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:53,040 And if you don't mind, I've got to work on my batting averages. 202 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:53,920 She's a very lucky woman. 203 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:04,160 So is it time for a beer? 204 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:05,840 We haven't batted yet. 205 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:07,480 Oh. 206 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,320 You've probably been a bit too busy fraternizing to notice. 207 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:10,520 Fraternizing? 208 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:12,000 CHARLIE: It's generally not the done 209 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:15,800 thing to chitchat to members of the opposing team. 210 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:17,600 I was vibing him. 211 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:19,480 Oh, is that what you call it? 212 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,920 You practically high-fived him when he hit the back nets. 213 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:22,880 Are you jealous? 214 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:23,760 No. 215 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,760 I've been busy cricketing for your team, 216 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:31,520 in case you didn't notice. 217 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:33,280 If you didn't want to come on a date with me-- 218 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:35,080 Oh, so this is a date? 219 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:36,560 Yes, this is a date. 220 00:08:36,680 --> 00:08:38,320 This is the ice-breaker date. 221 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:40,120 Well, some date-- subbing in for a roving 222 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:41,160 lesbian on your cricket team. 223 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:42,480 CHARLIE: Hannah, isn't a lesbian. 224 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:44,280 ROO: Well, what's next on the date agenda? 225 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:47,840 The great Twix versus Pods debate? 226 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:49,840 I was just making conversation. 227 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:51,120 Very good. 228 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:53,760 Well at least I was making conversation. 229 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:55,120 TELLY'S WIFE: Telly! 230 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:56,200 Anyway, I should have been paying attention. 231 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:57,560 You didn't know that Twix rules. 232 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:05,240 EJ: I put two sugars in. 233 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:07,000 I think that's what you're meant to do for shock. 234 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:08,000 Dead. 235 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:09,680 Just like that, at the crease. 236 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,240 EJ: Technically that's manslaughter, you know? 237 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:12,800 Death by reckless behavior. 238 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,040 It's not your fault. 239 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:16,680 In the way an aneurysm is? 240 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,480 He was a really good salesman. 241 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,840 EJ: I guess now isn't a great time for this. 242 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:21,920 For what? 243 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:23,120 I've made something, 244 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:24,000 Oh, that's sweet. 245 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:31,920 Ta da! 246 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:32,960 Well, what do you think? 247 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:39,040 What is this exactly? 248 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:40,600 EJ: It's your ex board. 249 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:44,080 All your exes-- dead and alive, and in danger. 250 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:45,320 Dates. Details. 251 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:46,640 I filled in whatever I could remember. 252 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:48,720 See, I put in colors for tracking patterns. 253 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:50,160 And I've got a key here. 254 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:51,680 See, green dots-- they're for one-night stands. 255 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:52,640 ROO: Hang on. 256 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,120 Why is Lisa's dad up there? 257 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:55,120 What? 258 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:56,360 You slept with him at her 21st. 259 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:58,680 No, I didn't. 260 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:01,080 Oh. 261 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,840 You might want to call her. - What? 262 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:04,480 Why did she think that? EJ: Anyway, it's great. 263 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:05,960 That's good now, because we've got a space. 264 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:07,920 That's where we can put Telly in from today, right? 265 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:09,280 In between Mark and Russell. 266 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:10,240 Yeah, it's perfect. 267 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,160 Have you got a picture of him? 268 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:15,080 Actually, there's probably one in the obituaries tomorrow. 269 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,880 Anyway, do you know what else is weird? 270 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,000 Left-handed. 271 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:18,960 Left-handed. 272 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:19,880 Young lib. 273 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,240 Young lib. 274 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:22,560 No? 275 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:23,800 I thought that might have been a-- oh, one 276 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:25,040 thing I was going to ask you. 277 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:28,280 Who was the guy who liked to film it? 278 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:29,520 Hamish. EJ: Right. 279 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:31,120 Do you reckon he'd still have the tape? 280 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:32,480 I'm not going to ask him for the tape. 281 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:34,640 EJ: And also Dan Ponce, Dax Rocks. 282 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:36,840 I couldn't-- I was going to call him Limpy McGimpy, 283 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:38,400 but I remember that's just what I called him. 284 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:39,360 It's Dan. It's Dan. 285 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:40,240 EJ: It is Dan? - Yes. 286 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:42,640 EJ: OK, good. Right. 287 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:45,480 Oh, and also New Year's Eve guy. 288 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:47,760 Do you remember his real name? 289 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:51,440 Roo? 290 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:52,680 Sorry. 291 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:53,680 It's amazing. 292 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:56,120 You've got a very good memory. 293 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:59,600 It just makes me feel a little bit weird, seeing 294 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:01,480 it all up there like that. 295 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,000 EJ: What? 296 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,720 We're going to crack the serial dying thing with this. 297 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:06,000 You'll see. 298 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:08,600 So, next? 299 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:09,840 Russ. 300 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,000 Where was the last place you saw Russ? 301 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,160 - Mum and Dad's. - Oh, that's right. 302 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,760 He was the junior burger. 303 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:15,520 ROO: He was sweet. 304 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:17,600 He used to watch me from behind the fence in his Speedos. 305 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:18,760 Well, that's great. 306 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:20,080 We'll just ask your Mum where he is. 307 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,760 ROO: And what do I say when I do find him? 308 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:22,640 Hi. 309 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:24,240 Remember me and my vagina? 310 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:25,920 We're here to tell you you're dying. 311 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:26,840 Enjoy your life. 312 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:27,720 What's left of it. 313 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,160 Wouldn't you want to know if you were going to die? 314 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:37,320 It's fine. 315 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:39,840 We'll just tell him the truth. 316 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,720 But we'll put a positive spin on it. 317 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:46,080 And we'll leave out the bit about the vaginas. 318 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:51,840 That took me ages. - I know. 319 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:53,760 It's great. Thanks. 320 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:54,640 Confrontingly great. 321 00:11:54,760 --> 00:12:05,480 [music] 322 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,800 GRAHAM: Hand on your perineum. 323 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:10,480 Feel the energy release. 324 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:13,640 [loud exhale] 325 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:15,520 Two, three, four. 326 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:16,920 [loud inhale] 327 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,360 ROO: Hey, Mum, do you ever see Russ Black around? 328 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:21,040 MARION: You mean since you broke his heart? 329 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:22,240 He was 17. 330 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:24,200 His heart had nothing to do with it. 331 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:25,760 MARION: He was a nice boy. 332 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:27,240 You could've done a lot worse. 333 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:28,840 It was one night. 334 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:30,920 MARION: He was set to be the next Grant Kenny, you know. 335 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:33,280 So, is he living the dream of the Gold Coast? 336 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,280 MARION: He lives next door. 337 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,480 With his dad? 338 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:37,480 How weird. 339 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,080 I thought he moved out ages ago. 340 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:40,440 MARION: He did. 341 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,240 He's moved back. 342 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:43,760 He's not the man he used to be. 343 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:45,440 That's because he used to be a boy. 344 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:46,880 He gave it all up. 345 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,640 Stopped surf lifesaving. 346 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:51,200 Stopped strutting around in his Speedos. 347 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,960 Sad, really. 348 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:55,440 He still asks after you, you know? 349 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:56,920 Mum. 350 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:59,120 He may be carrying a little extra weight these days, 351 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:01,520 but he used to be very handsome. 352 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:04,160 You should pop over, say hello. 353 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:05,480 There's a lot to be said for the older 354 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:07,920 woman- younger man dynamic. 355 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:12,600 Makes good sense really, since men tend to die first. 356 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:16,040 [music playing] 357 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:36,280 MR. BLACK: Russ? 358 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:37,680 The rat's out of the cage again. 359 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,080 I'm filling the birdbath, Dad. 360 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:55,280 Hi. 361 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,280 EJ [ON PHONE]: Really? 362 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:06,920 Yeah, he still lives at home, right next door to Mum. 363 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:09,360 EJ [ON PHONE]: Wow, so you just marched over there and what? 364 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,040 Told him everything? 365 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,400 Was he upset? 366 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:14,120 No, he seemed to take it pretty well really. 367 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:15,880 EJ [ON PHONE]: Tease? - No, no tease. 368 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,640 EJ [ON PHONE]: What did you say? 369 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:23,840 Well, I just said something about how life's weird and-- 370 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,400 actually, I'm not exactly sure what I said. 371 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:27,320 I've got to go. EJ [ON PHONE]: Bye. 372 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:30,480 Yeah, see you. 373 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:31,440 What? 374 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:32,760 Five bucks. 375 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:36,920 I'm raising money for Telly's wife. 376 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:39,200 It's the least I could do. 377 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:44,240 Thought I'd take it upon myself. 378 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:45,160 ROO: OK. 379 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:46,040 Thanks. 380 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:50,320 EJ: Hey, we're in here. 381 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,240 I've got mandarins. 382 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:53,320 Russ. 383 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:54,480 Roo. 384 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:55,840 Wow. 385 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:57,000 You've only aged a bit. 386 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,040 Just around the eyes. 387 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:02,080 I can't believe you pretended to be me. 388 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,200 I can't believe you lied. 389 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,320 Well, how did you know? 390 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:05,360 Your parents smoke-signaled me. 391 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:06,440 Nice touch. 392 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:07,360 Sorry. 393 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:08,720 Russ has grown up. 394 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:09,600 And out. 395 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:10,520 ROO: Don't. 396 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:11,480 EJ: Hey, I'm not judging. 397 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:12,800 A little more to love. 398 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:13,840 ROO: I can't believe you brought him here. 399 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:15,280 I hate you. 400 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:17,120 EJ: Roo? 401 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,320 I know. I still hate you. 402 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:25,520 OK, here goes. 403 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:34,520 Russ, there's no easy way of saying this, but you're dying. 404 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:53,000 You win some, you lose some, I guess. 405 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,880 Maybe I wasn't clear. 406 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,760 You're dying. 407 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:58,160 I get it. 408 00:15:58,280 --> 00:15:59,440 Must be shock. 409 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:02,000 No, makes sense really. 410 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:03,840 Some people have one of those days. 411 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,360 I reckon I've just had one of those lives. 412 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,120 Now that's not true. 413 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:10,720 No offense, Roo, but you haven't lived my life, 414 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:12,040 have you? - No. 415 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:13,680 Well, take it from someone who has. 416 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,240 It hasn't rated. 417 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,160 I didn't always look like this. 418 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,080 Remember? 419 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,440 I know. 420 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:24,520 Well, maybe this is a good thing. 421 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:26,320 Why dick around. 422 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:27,680 What do you mean? 423 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,880 That green dream thing doesn't seem too bad. 424 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,200 No, no. 425 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:32,720 I wasn't saying you should kill yourself. 426 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:34,040 Why not? 427 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,840 I'm going to die anyway. 428 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:38,920 Might as well order some pizzas and get a few breezes 429 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:39,800 and go out happy. 430 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,800 ROO: Russ, you can't just give up like this. 431 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:48,640 You owe it to yourself to make yourself happy 432 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,840 and your life worth living, no matter 433 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:52,880 how long or short it may be. 434 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,640 How do you mean? 435 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:56,480 Well, what about surf life-saving. 436 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:59,520 You loved that. 437 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:02,840 There isn't even a wave pool at our leisure center anymore. 438 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:06,160 See, Dad helped me to understand that it was better 439 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:08,320 to quit before I stuffed it up. 440 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:09,280 Better safe than sorry. 441 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,480 Nobody liked a tool. 442 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:14,240 Russ, if I am right and you are dying, 443 00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,000 wouldn't you rather go out fighting? 444 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:18,440 Knowing that you tried everything you ever wanted to? 445 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:20,720 That you sucked the juice out of life, whether it made 446 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,520 you look like a dick or not? 447 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:23,440 Dick juice. 448 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:24,960 Russ, wouldn't you? 449 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:26,760 I guess so. 450 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,040 You were a really good nipper. 451 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,840 You were going to be the next Grant Kenny. 452 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:30,720 You thought I was good. 453 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:33,200 You were awesome. 454 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,120 I do miss it. 455 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:37,600 We can change that. 456 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:39,280 We? 457 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,520 You bet. 458 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:43,000 - I stole-- - That's OK. 459 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:43,880 That's fine. 460 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:49,200 [music playing] 461 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:50,800 EJ: Roo, face facts. 462 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,440 If Russ doesn't top himself, something else will get him. 463 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:53,320 You don't know that. 464 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,920 EJ: The board doesn't lie. 465 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,600 Maybe this is the way I stop the death cycle. 466 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:59,600 I make things right, they get to live. 467 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:00,680 I'm going to save Russ. 468 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:01,600 You'll see. 469 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:02,560 EJ: With life coaching? 470 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:03,800 What are you going to do? 471 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:05,640 Grab a megaphone and shout, "Don't die!" 472 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:06,520 Is that the plan? 473 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:07,680 You're terrible at sport. 474 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,240 You once called soccer, net ball. 475 00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:11,320 They kick a ball into a net. 476 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:12,680 Look. 477 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,240 I didn't get a rule book with this, all right? 478 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,560 I'm sick of standing around while stuff just happens. 479 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:17,440 I'm going to beat it. 480 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:22,120 You got a problem with that? 481 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:23,040 No. 482 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:28,920 RUSS: Completely seized up. 483 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:31,760 I used to be able to touch my toes and see my sack. 484 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:32,880 ROO: Really? 485 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,320 That-- OK, well just take it easy. 486 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:35,320 You don't want to go too hard. 487 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:37,360 It's been a while. 488 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:38,560 Now put this on. 489 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:39,760 The sun's a silent killer, you know? 490 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,120 Aye, aye, Captain, my Captain. 491 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:45,040 Please don't call me that. 492 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:49,600 [music playing] 493 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:50,600 ROO: Come on. 494 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:51,560 That's good. 495 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:52,480 That's good. 496 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:55,520 [music playing] 497 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:02,960 ROO: And go. 498 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:06,440 [music playing] 499 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,440 ROO: No. RUSS: Yes. 500 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:15,240 ROO: No, you're not ready. - Come on. 501 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:16,720 What happened to sucking all those juices 502 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:18,120 and dicks and stuff. 503 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,240 This is Kenny's signature training technique. 504 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,280 I used to do it all the time when I was a kid. 505 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,160 If I can do this now, then it proves 506 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,240 I haven't got that far to go to get back to where I used to be. 507 00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:27,760 Just be careful. 508 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:29,040 Aye, aye, Captain, my captain. 509 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:30,600 I told you not to call me that. 510 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:31,520 Aye, aye, Captain. 511 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:36,480 [music playing] 512 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:37,440 ROO: Russ? 513 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:38,760 Turn around, back this way. 514 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:47,920 [russ yelling and falling] 515 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:48,840 Russ? 516 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:53,440 ROO: You're right. 517 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:54,520 I can't fix things. 518 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:55,680 I'm an anti-fixer. 519 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,480 Contact with me makes things worse. 520 00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,080 EJ [ON PHONE]: What, did Russ die, too? 521 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:00,680 Not yet. 522 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,520 He just had an accident while I was trying to save him. 523 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:03,640 What do you mean, too? 524 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:05,760 EJ [ON PHONE]: Phil's dead. 525 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,400 Who? 526 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:09,160 EJ [ON PHONE]: Phil, the one who gave you all those cactus. 527 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:11,040 Cactuses. Cactuseses. 528 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,040 But he was next on the list after Russ. 529 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:16,920 [ominous music] 530 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:17,800 ROO: Oh, God. 531 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:20,200 No, no. 532 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,960 DOCTOR: Roo McVie? 533 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:22,880 I know. 534 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,040 He's dead. 535 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:25,880 Russ is dead, isn't he? 536 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,080 DOCTOR: No. 537 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,520 He's broken his tibia in three places, 538 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,200 but other than that he's fine. 539 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:31,920 And very keen to see you. 540 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:32,800 Good. 541 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:39,480 I can feel life pumping back through my veins, 542 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,560 and it's thanks to you. 543 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,840 I don't get it. 544 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,560 What's to get? 545 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:46,520 I'm alive. 546 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:48,000 You brought me back to life. 547 00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:49,320 By falling down a cliff? 548 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:50,560 Yeah. 549 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,880 I broke some bones, but I don't care. 550 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,200 I'm alive. 551 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,640 I'm alive. 552 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:56,840 Yes. 553 00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:59,960 Yes, you are. 554 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:00,840 How about a hug? 555 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:11,320 What are you doing? RUSS: Come on. 556 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:12,480 Let's go for a second round. 557 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:13,560 Let go of me, Russ. RUSS: No, no. 558 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:14,640 Seize the day. ROO: Let go of me. 559 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,080 Come on. 560 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,200 I mean it's not like we sealed the deal last time. 561 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,040 In a way, you kind of owe me. 562 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:21,680 What are you talking about? 563 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:24,720 Last time, with you and me. 564 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:29,840 It was too full-on being inside you. 565 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:32,600 You know, normally I'm just wanking over you. 566 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:33,960 What? 567 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:36,440 Wanking-- wanking over you from the other side 568 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,200 of the fence, wanking over you. 569 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:43,080 But when I was with you, I couldn't get there. 570 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,520 You faked it? 571 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,640 No, I just couldn't finish. 572 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:52,080 I seem to recall someone didn't mind at the time. 573 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,440 So, how about it? 574 00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:58,800 Roo? 575 00:21:58,920 --> 00:21:59,680 Ow. 576 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,080 You forgot the hose. 577 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:21,720 Zach thinks you've got that weird catatonic sleeping thing 578 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,000 from that Robin Williams movie. 579 00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,440 Robin Williams is an ass clown. 580 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,560 I know he's an ass clown. 581 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,760 Tell you, that movie gets me every time. 582 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:33,640 Are you going to tell me what's going on? 583 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,120 Or should I just keep talking about Robin Williams movies, 584 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:37,440 because I can. 585 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:38,920 Jumanji. 586 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:40,320 Patch Adams. 587 00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:41,480 He was in Fern Gulley. 588 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:42,680 He was the bat, you might not know. 589 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,920 - Russ didn't die. - That's great. 590 00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:47,560 And weird. 591 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,760 He didn't seal the deal. 592 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,000 He didn't seal what deal? 593 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,880 Well, when we had sex, he didn't-- 594 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,440 you know. 595 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:57,880 He faked it? 596 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,600 What teenager has that kind of control? 597 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:05,600 The seed stayed in the packet, and so it seems he was spared. 598 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,520 Interesting. 599 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:08,440 It's not interesting. 600 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:09,560 It's horrible. 601 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,040 Makes me want to live up a tree. 602 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:11,960 But you hate sap. 603 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:15,560 Why is this happening to me? 604 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:16,800 I'm a good person. 605 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:19,000 I use queues. 606 00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:20,680 I replace the toilet roll. 607 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,640 I don't lie or steal, more than anyone else. 608 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:24,920 How is it that everyone I've slept 609 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,840 with has a death sentence, and I'm sitting 610 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,600 here talking about semen? 611 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:29,520 I don't know. 612 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:31,280 I'm a human plug hole. 613 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:34,560 Everyone who comes near me is sucked into a vortex of doom. 614 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,080 Now you sound like Zach. 615 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:38,880 You're not a plug hole. 616 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,640 We can fix it. 617 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,240 We'll solve it, and we'll stop it. 618 00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:44,320 I promise. 619 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,360 When have I not worked something out? 620 00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:50,240 Other than the-- - Electric can opener, yeah. 621 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,480 What am I meant to do till then? 622 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:53,360 Find a plug? 623 00:23:57,360 --> 00:24:00,640 [fire bell ringing] 624 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:07,440 Fire alarm, folks. 625 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:08,720 Don't panic. 626 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:09,640 There's plenty of time. 627 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:11,920 [hysterical screaming] 628 00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:15,120 Stop what you're doing, and proceed in an orderly manner 629 00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:18,680 to Evacuation Point 3 in the car park. 630 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,160 I'll meet you there. 631 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:25,640 MAN: Oh, God. 632 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:30,160 We're all going to die! 633 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:31,160 Hi. 634 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:32,640 Fire, we have to go. 635 00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:33,640 No, it's a-- 636 00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:34,640 No, we have to go. 637 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:37,640 It's a thing. 638 00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:39,280 What are you doing? 639 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,920 My friend, Gus, thought this would 640 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:45,480 be a bit of a razzle-dazzle way of getting your attention. 641 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:46,440 Wow. 642 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:47,320 It's really very simple. 643 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:49,000 The wiring's quite old. 644 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:53,920 It's probably a bit of a hazard, when you think about it. 645 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:55,520 You think I'm an idiot? 646 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,760 No, no. 647 00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:59,200 It's really lovely. 648 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:00,360 No one's every rigged a fire drill for me before. 649 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:06,600 So, now that you've interrupted my day, how can I help you? 650 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:10,120 I was wondering if you'd like to go to the movies, 651 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:13,840 like a proper, non-indoor cricket date? 652 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:17,480 [music playing] 43077

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