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Congratulations,
everyone.
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We finally made it
to the Forbes 100.
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- Holler!
- Yeah, we did!
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The Forbes 100 worst places
for a woman to work.
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If we call them, perhaps
we could get a retraction.
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I'm sorry,
did you say "perhaps"?
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Because when I hear a man say "perhaps,"
I think perhaps he has no spine,
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and perhaps he should be
looking for a new place to work.
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Next time you feel confident about
something, say "definitely."
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We can definitely do something
to get off that list.
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Don't say "definitely"
unless you have a plan.
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I should not be on that list.
I love women. I respect women.
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The most important people
in my life are my wife,
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my daughters,
and Barbara Boxer... my dog!
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Let me ask the women here,
if this is such a sexist,
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horrible place to work,
why hasn't anybody said anything?
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Oh, son of a bitch!
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Season 1, Episode 7
"Woman on Top"
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This should not have happened.
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I don't base my decisions on gender.
I hire people based on three criteria...
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That they be smart, driven,
and have balls.
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And, yes, I heard myself.
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Well, we should have known,
since Threepeat's
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the only one who uses
the ladies' room.
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Yeah, it's the only one with
a full-length mirror, so...
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Well, there aren't gonna be any
more men using the ladies' room.
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In fact, I'm putting a camera
in the ladies' room.
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And, yes, I heard
myself again.
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The days of this being
a boys' club are over.
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In fact, I just made the first of what
are going to be many female hires.
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She is one of the top money
managers in the United States.
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She was top of her class
at the Harvard business school.
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Harvard. I went to Harvard.
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Oh. Didn't take you long to drop
the "I went to Harvard" bomb.
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- Her name is Heather Doyle.
- Oh, my God!
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Uh, she's my ex-girlfriend. We...
We hooked up in business school.
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Yeah, and it didn't take you long to drop
the "I hooked up in business school" bomb.
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Is this going to be a problem for you?
Let me rephrase...
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I don't care if this is going
to be a problem for you.
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Uh, no. It... there...
There's no problem.
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Are you kidding? The...
I-I'm just gonna explain it to Jenny.
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It's totally fine. So, uh,
when does this Heather start?
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Ten minutes.
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Hi. I'm Heather Doyle.
I'm ten minutes early... To you.
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To me, I'm ten minutes late,
because I like to be 20 minutes early.
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Could you validate my parking?
Oh, never mind. I got it.
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(Laughs) I'm sorry.
What just happened?
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(Sighs) I just got hired
by Remington Trust.
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- I am, uh, nine minutes early.
- Oh.
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So, Heather, uh, let's get you
into the system, yeah?
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- Great. (Laughs)
- Derrick, we need an I.D. Here.
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- Yeah. All right. Grab a seat.
- Oh!
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I must warn you, no matter what you do,
you will appear to be cross-eyed.
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Well, I used to take
bad photos,
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so I took a weekend seminar, "Never
take a bad photo," and I haven't since.
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The trick is to act like you're
biting an invisible apple.
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Hey, damn! Bite that
invisible apple, girl!
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No way, Harvard! You are not
coming with us to karaoke.
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No offence, but you suck.
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(Scoffs) I'm sorry! Have you
heard me sing "American Pie"?
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Yes.
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And it's way too long, man.
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And then you start making up
your own words.
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People want to know what happened after
he drove the Chevy to the Levee, Derrick.
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Hey! You went to Harvard?
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- Mm-hmm.
- What?
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Not you. Did you know
a guy named Brody?
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- At Harvard?
- What?
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Not you.
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Are you talking about
Brody Moyer?
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Yeah, yeah! He works upstairs.
I'm actually dating him.
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Oh, my God! I used to
date him at Harvard.
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- What?
- What...?
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Hey, uh, Jenny...
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- Brody!
- Brody!
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(Chuckles) Heather, Jenny.
So you guys have met.
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- Great!
- Yeah.
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Oh, that's wonderful.
I was... I was worried.
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You know?
I was actually thinking...
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You're gonna love this.
I'm gonna love this.
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By the way, Heather,
you look wonderful.
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- Oh!
- I mean, you know what I mean?
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You look amazing, too,
Jenny, of course,
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but I feel like when someone's
wearing red,
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you kind of have to...
That's a guaranteed, like...
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You have to say something
about that. (Laughs)
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You've had sex
with both of them.
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Just trying to move
everything along here.
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Heather, Jenny, I'm glad
you guys have met.
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There's no reason
for this to be awkward.
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So... how long were
you two lovers?
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- Don't say "lovers."
- All right, I'm sorry.
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How long did you two
make-a the sex, huh?
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(Clicks tongue) Don't say
"make-a the sex."
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I should get upstairs.
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Brody, maybe we can catch up
more during lunch.
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Oh, well, actually, I'm gonna
have lunch today with Jenny.
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- Oh.
- You should totally come.
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I'd love to. Are you sure
it won't be weird?
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- No...
- Yeah, are you sure it won't be weird?
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No. No, no, no.
I'm totally not that girl.
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Yeah. Cool, cool, cool.
Um, you know, more, the merrier.
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Hold on, hold on.
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I don't think I'm stepping
over any line here
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when I say personally I'd like to see
you two get back together! Get in there!
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Welcome to the team,
Heather.
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Since you're new here, why don't I fill
you in on how things are gonna work, huh?
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Brody and I are top dogs...
Los polios locos.
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But I don't want you
to be intimidated.
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Aw! You're so sweet.
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Let me tell you
how this is gonna work.
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I'm gonna take your accounts,
your clients,
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and then I'm gonna
eat your lunch.
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I will see you
in the ladies' room.
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Hey, Heather, I hope
Threepeat warned you.
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Mansfield can get a little intense
in these morning meetings.
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Especially after he sees our numbers
from the Chicago office.
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- They suck.
- (Chuckles) Oh...
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I'll just follow your lead.
(Giggles)
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(Under breath)
I will eat your lunch.
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Gentlemen, lady...
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I want to take this opportunity to
welcome the newest member of our team...
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Heather Doyle.
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Despite what you may have read
in a certain financial magazine,
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I think you'll find
this environment is not, quote,
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"So high in testosterone, you might as
well be working inside of a testicle."
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- Pleasure to be here, sir.
- Lovely to have you.
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Mr. Moyer, are the numbers in
from our Chicago office?
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Uh, yes, I am afraid so.
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Huh.
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(Forced laugh) Huh...
(Inhales sharply)
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Gosh, it seems these people
have lost me a great deal of money.
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Such is our business.
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Mr. Mansfield, given the Chicago
office's poor performance,
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perhaps they're in need
of more oversight.
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- "Perhaps"?
- (Chuckles) Mm-hmm.
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- Perhaps you're right.
- (Chuckles) Mm-hmm.
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Perhaps, perhaps,
perhaps, perhaps.
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(High-pitch voice, giggles)
Ah, it's a beautiful day!
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You never diversify Mezzanine C.D.O.S
in exchange-traded market segments!
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Yeah, it's like trying to monetize
credit swaps in the derivatives market.
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(Forced laugh)
(Laughing) Totally!
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I mean, if you want
to IncentiWise me,
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don't collateralize
my bonds, am I right?
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Speaking of which,
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is anybody gonna eatimze
that eggplant? Ha ha!
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'Cause you guys were using
"ize" words.
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Sorry, Jenny, these are
just inside jokes.
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Oh. (Laughs) It's okay.
We have inside jokes, too,
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like... (Laughs) This one time,
I laughed so hard that I farted.
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It wasn't a big one, though...
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- Please don't.
- Okay.
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Well, anyway, we should
do this again soon.
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- Yeah, totally.
- Yeah, hey, how about tonight?
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What? No, tonight's
our karaoke night.
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- It's... it's kind of our thing.
- Yeah. You should totally come.
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- Oh, I don't want to intrude.
- Oh, no!
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Hey, it'd be fun to get together
outside of the office.
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- You're cool!
- Yeah, she's cool.
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(Laughs) Yeah. I'm cool.
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Hey, Heather, I think we got off
on the wrong foot yesterday.
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Oh, thank you!
Is this soy?
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- Uh, no, it's not.
- Oh.
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Because it's mine.
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Uh, but I suppose I could zip
down and grab you another one.
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Great! Extra hot
and two stevias.
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Oh, and while you're down there,
would you mind...
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- Dropping off my dry cleaning?
- You got it.
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(Forced laugh)
What am I doing?
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♪ He took the last train
for the coast ♪
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♪ The day
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♪ the music died
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I'll tell you what's killing
music... illegal downloads.
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I'll tell you...
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That and that Bieber kid.
What's his deal, huh? (Laughs)
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But anyways...
♪ Bye-bye, Miss American...
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Jobs, because they're
going to China.
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To China!
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Look at me!
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You guys are great.
I love you so much. Thank you.
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I love your hatred! I bathe in it!
It makes my beard grow!
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Man, that Heather is fine!
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If I knew business schools
had girls like that,
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I would have went there, majored
in accounting, and taxed that ass!
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You okay, boo?
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Look, I know that I can't
compete with Heather,
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you know, in the business world,
but that's why I invited her tonight.
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'Cause here, surrounded by
friends in a bar
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that smells like old beer
and hot wings
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and just a hint of urine...
This is my house!
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Amen.
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(Laughs)
Jenny, Jenny, Jenny,
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Jenny, Jenny, Jenny,
Jenny, Jenny.
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If you love someone,
set them free.
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If they hook up with an ex-girlfriend
and they start a family,
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well, then I was always yours
to begin with.
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Okay, I got you a beer,
and the songbook,
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and what is that on page 9?
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Is that "Islands in the Stream"?
(Gasps)
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- Oh, that is what we are, babe.
- Oh, yeah.
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You're not gonna believe
what song I picked.
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Is it "Bitch, Meet My Fist"?
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Think... second year
finals party.
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(Laughing) Oh, my God!
You didn't!
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- I did.
- You didn't.
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- I did.
- You did not.
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I... I feel like she probably did.
(Laughs nervously)
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("Baby one more time" playing)
I can't believe you did this.
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- Do you mind if I steal him?
- Nope. Go. Ha ha.
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- It's just something goofy we used to do.
- I love goof. (Forced laugh)
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♪ Oh, baby, baby
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♪ How was I supposed
to know ♪
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♪ That something
wasn't right, yeah? ♪
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♪ Oh, baby, baby
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♪ I shouldn't have let
you go, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ And now you're out of sight ♪
♪ Yeah
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♪ My loneliness
is killing me ♪
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♪ And I
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♪ I must confess
I still believe ♪
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♪ Still believe
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♪ When I'm not with you
I lose my mind ♪
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♪ Give me a sign
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♪ Hit me, baby,
one more time ♪
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(Harvard) All right!
(Cheering continues)
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Get married! Get married!
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Hey, there you are.
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After you slipped out
last night, I called you
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00:11:46,174 --> 00:11:47,701
a bunch of times and it went
straight to voice-mail.
230
00:11:47,702 --> 00:11:49,035
I think your phone's broken.
231
00:11:49,036 --> 00:11:50,604
Hmm, yeah, it's doing
this really weird thing
232
00:11:50,605 --> 00:11:53,231
where when I see it's you
calling, I hit "Ignore."
233
00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:56,134
Okay, so you're mad
at me?
234
00:11:56,135 --> 00:11:58,684
Mad? Mad... at you? (Laughs)
Why would I be mad at you?
235
00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:02,082
Because you spent all last night
singing duets with your ex-girlfriend?
236
00:12:02,083 --> 00:12:03,680
She's pitchy,
by the way.
237
00:12:03,694 --> 00:12:05,578
(Chuckles) What?
No, she's not.
238
00:12:05,579 --> 00:12:08,071
No! No, she's not!
239
00:12:08,778 --> 00:12:11,895
Hold on. I don't understand.
You said it was okay if I sang with her.
240
00:12:11,963 --> 00:12:15,233
Well, yeah, but I didn't realize
you were gonna put on a concert.
241
00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:17,068
Three songs? Come on!
242
00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:19,904
Actually, we sang
four songs.
243
00:12:19,971 --> 00:12:22,807
Four? You... you've never sang
four songs with me.
244
00:12:22,874 --> 00:12:25,317
We usually do two, and then
you get tired halfway through
245
00:12:25,318 --> 00:12:27,126
and I have to finish
by myself.
246
00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:30,315
Look, I was drunk.
It happened so fast.
247
00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:32,276
- I was thinking of you the whole time!
- Oh, please!
248
00:12:32,283 --> 00:12:34,671
Hey! You're the one
who invited Heather.
249
00:12:34,672 --> 00:12:36,787
Yeah, I did, because
I wanted to show her
250
00:12:36,788 --> 00:12:38,822
how good we were together,
and instead,
251
00:12:38,856 --> 00:12:41,724
she showed me how good
you guys are together.
252
00:12:41,758 --> 00:12:44,594
I mean, better than good.
You're perfect together.
253
00:12:44,628 --> 00:12:46,129
Everyone in the whole place
saw it.
254
00:12:46,163 --> 00:12:48,298
Why did you guys even
break up in the first place?
255
00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:50,700
Well, it was obvious
it wasn't gonna work out.
256
00:12:50,735 --> 00:12:52,334
Why not?
257
00:12:52,570 --> 00:12:56,006
You know, because we both moved
to different cities after we graduated.
258
00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:59,470
(Laughing) Wow, there's just...
No way to overcome that one.
259
00:12:59,471 --> 00:13:02,970
Oh, wait a minute, there is one way...
Like if she moved here!
260
00:13:02,986 --> 00:13:05,573
Okay, you know what?
It wasn't just that.
261
00:13:05,574 --> 00:13:09,039
She was so competitive. She and I
were always fighting over closet space.
262
00:13:12,213 --> 00:13:14,214
You lived together?
263
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:17,213
I'm sorry,
what... was that?
264
00:13:17,461 --> 00:13:19,061
Brody, Brody, Brody.
265
00:13:19,062 --> 00:13:20,796
Just look me in the eye
right now
266
00:13:20,831 --> 00:13:24,067
and tell me that she is not
exactly the kind of woman
267
00:13:24,068 --> 00:13:26,002
that you always
envisioned yourself with.
268
00:13:27,815 --> 00:13:30,140
Ugh... you're perfect
together.
269
00:13:30,174 --> 00:13:31,908
You guys have everything
in common.
270
00:13:31,943 --> 00:13:34,878
You know, your ambition
and your business suits,
271
00:13:34,912 --> 00:13:37,500
and let's not forget
your precious Harvard!
272
00:13:37,501 --> 00:13:39,236
- What?
- Not you!
273
00:13:45,423 --> 00:13:47,190
Well, these are some pretty
impressive résumés.
274
00:13:47,257 --> 00:13:49,046
Well, they should be.
They're 40 of the best
275
00:13:49,047 --> 00:13:50,892
female money managers
in the country.
276
00:13:50,926 --> 00:13:55,629
Lookit, the days of this place being
a men's locker room are over.
277
00:13:55,664 --> 00:13:57,899
So no more post-deal
ass slapping?
278
00:13:57,933 --> 00:14:00,134
Regretfully, no.
279
00:14:00,202 --> 00:14:03,136
I-I can't slap a man's ass
in the workplace
280
00:14:03,171 --> 00:14:05,272
and not also slap
a woman's ass,
281
00:14:05,339 --> 00:14:08,074
and I can't slap a woman's ass,
so I...
282
00:14:08,109 --> 00:14:10,344
I can't slap any ass!
283
00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:13,938
Look, I gotta confess
to you,
284
00:14:13,939 --> 00:14:17,089
this whole experience has been
quite freeing for me.
285
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:20,288
You see, I've managed to tap
into my feminine side.
286
00:14:20,289 --> 00:14:25,041
So tell me, how are things
with you in here?
287
00:14:26,262 --> 00:14:30,098
- Well, actually, Jenny's...
- Feeling threatened by Heather?
288
00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:32,033
Yeah. How did you
know that?
289
00:14:32,067 --> 00:14:33,467
Intuition.
290
00:14:35,303 --> 00:14:38,238
Of course Jenny is feeling
threatened by Heather.
291
00:14:38,272 --> 00:14:41,910
You and Heather are...
Well, you're the perfect merger.
292
00:14:41,944 --> 00:14:44,762
You went to the same school together,
you speak the same language...
293
00:14:44,763 --> 00:14:48,018
Hell, you'd spawn a race of
super-children I'd hire in a minute.
294
00:14:48,019 --> 00:14:52,020
On paper, you two are
an ideal match.
295
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:54,890
Well, we did finish
one and two in our class.
296
00:14:54,924 --> 00:14:57,025
I won't say who was number one,
but, you know...
297
00:14:57,059 --> 00:14:58,963
I was.
298
00:14:59,261 --> 00:15:02,186
Well, if you were so perfect
together, why'd you break up?
299
00:15:02,187 --> 00:15:03,831
Well, we moved
to different cities.
300
00:15:06,135 --> 00:15:07,263
Wrong!
301
00:15:07,264 --> 00:15:10,740
Okay, I can see you're back
in touch with your masculine side.
302
00:15:10,774 --> 00:15:13,842
You broke up with her because
you weren't in love with her.
303
00:15:13,877 --> 00:15:16,945
This, uh... this is
a picture of my wife.
304
00:15:16,980 --> 00:15:20,148
You can look at it long enough
to see how beautiful she is,
305
00:15:20,149 --> 00:15:21,950
but not so long
that it gets awkward.
306
00:15:21,980 --> 00:15:24,510
And that should
do the trick.
307
00:15:26,489 --> 00:15:28,156
Let me ask you,
do you...
308
00:15:28,157 --> 00:15:30,359
Do you think our relationship
was made any easier
309
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,094
by the fact
that we were both
310
00:15:32,129 --> 00:15:34,797
powerful investment bankers
when we got started?
311
00:15:35,061 --> 00:15:36,165
Yes.
312
00:15:36,199 --> 00:15:39,802
She didn't even have a bank
account when we got started.
313
00:15:39,836 --> 00:15:43,377
We had nothing in common.
She was a painter, and I was...
314
00:15:43,473 --> 00:15:46,206
Well, I was impressive.
315
00:15:47,716 --> 00:15:49,316
See this painting?
316
00:15:49,317 --> 00:15:52,218
This painting is...
Is one of hers.
317
00:15:54,207 --> 00:15:56,308
The yellow splotch
on gray.
318
00:15:56,343 --> 00:15:59,612
Yes. She calls it
"Yellow Splotch on Gray."
319
00:15:59,646 --> 00:16:01,294
Right.
320
00:16:01,515 --> 00:16:03,483
You know what this
painting means?
321
00:16:03,518 --> 00:16:06,619
Uh, well, I'm guessing the gray
could represent hopelessness,
322
00:16:06,654 --> 00:16:10,356
and I'm thinking the yellow
splotch can be an egg.
323
00:16:11,651 --> 00:16:12,884
No.
324
00:16:12,988 --> 00:16:15,156
It means I love my wife.
325
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,742
And every time I look
at this painting,
326
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:19,063
I'm reminded of just how much
I do love her.
327
00:16:19,064 --> 00:16:22,817
You understand, on paper,
we had nothing in common.
328
00:16:23,005 --> 00:16:26,242
But God knows, you don't fall
in love on paper, do you, son?
329
00:16:28,011 --> 00:16:29,812
(Pats back)
Uh, I gotta go.
330
00:16:32,045 --> 00:16:33,923
Holy smokes.
331
00:16:34,103 --> 00:16:36,148
I think that is an egg.
332
00:16:43,322 --> 00:16:46,937
- Uh, we are closed.
- Yeah, I just... I wanna talk to Jenny.
333
00:16:46,938 --> 00:16:49,957
- Well, I don't want to talk to you.
- Step off, bitch.
334
00:16:51,489 --> 00:16:55,127
Listen, I screwed up,
and I'm really sorry.
335
00:16:55,365 --> 00:16:59,531
But you are the only person
in the world that I want to sing with.
336
00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:01,647
Oh, Brody, don't.
337
00:17:01,648 --> 00:17:04,694
Yeah. Karaoke is over,
as are you two,
338
00:17:04,695 --> 00:17:07,082
so let's get out of here,
guys.
339
00:17:09,443 --> 00:17:12,205
♪ Right from the start
340
00:17:12,939 --> 00:17:16,235
♪ You were a thief,
you stole my heart ♪
341
00:17:16,683 --> 00:17:20,418
♪ And I your willing victim
342
00:17:20,486 --> 00:17:23,854
(singsongy)
No one's listening!
343
00:17:23,855 --> 00:17:28,958
♪ I let you see the parts of me
that weren't all that pretty ♪
344
00:17:29,887 --> 00:17:33,856
♪ And with every touch
you fixed them ♪
345
00:17:41,233 --> 00:17:45,404
♪ Now you've been
talking in your sleep ♪
346
00:17:47,410 --> 00:17:51,346
♪ Things you never say to me
347
00:17:52,715 --> 00:17:56,518
♪ Tell me that you've had
enough ♪
348
00:17:56,552 --> 00:17:59,254
♪ Of our love
349
00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:03,058
♪ Our love
350
00:18:03,093 --> 00:18:05,327
♪ Just give me a reason
351
00:18:05,395 --> 00:18:07,763
♪ Just a little bit's enough
352
00:18:07,798 --> 00:18:11,499
♪ Just a second, we're not
broken, just bent ♪
353
00:18:11,534 --> 00:18:14,369
♪ And we can learn
to love again ♪
354
00:18:14,403 --> 00:18:15,785
♪ It's in the stars
355
00:18:15,786 --> 00:18:19,274
♪ It's been written
in the scars on our hearts ♪
356
00:18:19,275 --> 00:18:22,043
♪ That we're not broken,
just bent ♪
357
00:18:22,078 --> 00:18:25,747
♪ And we can learn
to love again ♪
358
00:18:27,183 --> 00:18:30,318
♪ And we can learn
to love again ♪
359
00:18:41,010 --> 00:18:43,945
So, the place downstairs
couldn't get the stain out,
360
00:18:43,946 --> 00:18:46,781
but I found a place
in Jackson Square that could.
361
00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:51,857
So, uh, if there's
nothing else...
362
00:18:52,168 --> 00:18:54,919
Go ahead.
Good work today.
363
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:57,221
Yes! What?
(Giggles)
364
00:18:59,391 --> 00:19:01,259
Heather, could I speak
with you for a moment?
365
00:19:01,942 --> 00:19:03,765
I, uh, I just
want to tell you
366
00:19:03,766 --> 00:19:06,236
what a delight it's been to have you
with us here the last couple of days,
367
00:19:06,237 --> 00:19:09,271
and I sure hope nothing has prevented
you from feeling comfortable
368
00:19:09,272 --> 00:19:10,537
while you've been here.
369
00:19:10,787 --> 00:19:13,642
- Can I speak frankly, sir?
- Sure. I wish you would.
370
00:19:13,643 --> 00:19:16,944
I took this job because I heard
you were a hard-ass boss
371
00:19:16,979 --> 00:19:19,078
who would push me to be
the best that I could be,
372
00:19:19,079 --> 00:19:22,281
and you're treating me like some
kind of princess, and it's bullshit!
373
00:19:22,985 --> 00:19:25,777
No wonder the Chicago office
is going in the crapper.
374
00:19:25,778 --> 00:19:28,889
I feel like I'm the only one
in this company with balls!
375
00:19:31,694 --> 00:19:33,963
That's fantastic!
376
00:19:35,825 --> 00:19:37,447
How, uh...
377
00:19:37,448 --> 00:19:39,916
How would you like to run
my Chicago office for me?
378
00:19:40,337 --> 00:19:42,371
- I'd love to.
- Good.
379
00:19:42,405 --> 00:19:43,939
You start Monday.
(Gasps)
380
00:19:43,973 --> 00:19:45,617
Oh... one other thing.
381
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:49,543
Please don't confuse me with some
jackass you meet out in the street.
382
00:19:49,594 --> 00:19:52,596
I am your boss, so watch
your BLEEP mouth.
383
00:19:53,681 --> 00:19:55,081
Go get 'em!
384
00:20:00,072 --> 00:20:02,204
(Laughing) A toast to
the Chicago office!
385
00:20:02,205 --> 00:20:03,578
- Hear, hear!
- Whoo!
386
00:20:03,579 --> 00:20:05,547
- Mmm.
- Why do you have to go?
387
00:20:06,446 --> 00:20:08,818
("Locked out of Heaven" playing)
Guys, let's go. We're up.
388
00:20:08,819 --> 00:20:10,847
- Whoo! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
- Ooh!
389
00:20:10,848 --> 00:20:12,464
Oh! I love this song!
390
00:20:12,465 --> 00:20:14,532
Heather, get your cute butt
up here.
391
00:20:14,644 --> 00:20:16,211
Yes!
392
00:20:19,476 --> 00:20:20,910
- Let's kill this.
- Let's go.
393
00:20:20,977 --> 00:20:23,941
- Okay, that's not gonna happen.
- Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
394
00:20:24,207 --> 00:20:26,911
♪ I never had much
faith in love ♪
395
00:20:26,912 --> 00:20:28,913
♪ Or miracles
396
00:20:29,119 --> 00:20:30,887
- Great job, babe.
- ♪ Huh
397
00:20:30,921 --> 00:20:34,924
♪ I never wanna put
my heart on the line ♪
398
00:20:37,843 --> 00:20:42,311
♪ Swimming in your water
is something spiritual ♪
399
00:20:44,181 --> 00:20:48,752
♪ I'm born again every time
you spend the n-i-i-ight ♪
400
00:20:50,615 --> 00:20:53,650
♪ 'Cause your sex takes me
to paradise ♪
401
00:20:53,651 --> 00:20:56,767
♪ Yeah, your sex takes me
to paradise ♪
402
00:20:56,768 --> 00:21:00,337
♪ And it sho-o-ows
403
00:21:00,511 --> 00:21:03,561
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
404
00:21:18,904 --> 00:21:21,904
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