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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,757 --> 00:00:05,757 Three, two... 2 00:00:05,758 --> 00:00:08,172 One, lunchtime! 3 00:00:08,497 --> 00:00:10,631 - Yeah! - (Tori) All righty. 4 00:00:10,632 --> 00:00:13,145 All right! Who's ready to hit up that new food truck again? 5 00:00:13,146 --> 00:00:14,744 No, no, no. That's not a food truck. 6 00:00:14,745 --> 00:00:18,215 That's a guy selling bunless hot dogs out of the back of a van. 7 00:00:18,383 --> 00:00:20,595 (Laughs) Are you guys talking about van dogs? 8 00:00:20,596 --> 00:00:21,697 - Yeah. - Yeah. 9 00:00:21,698 --> 00:00:23,117 - Yeah? (Laughs) - You in or you out, girl? 10 00:00:23,130 --> 00:00:25,937 Um, I would love to, but Brody and I are going to lunch. 11 00:00:25,971 --> 00:00:27,932 Oh, where has he been? I haven't seen that guy in weeks. 12 00:00:27,966 --> 00:00:31,395 Yeah. You know, you're right, Derrick. It has been amazing. 13 00:00:31,864 --> 00:00:34,258 Harvard, he's just been really busy lately. 14 00:00:34,259 --> 00:00:37,921 But he's still the sweetest, most thoughtful guy... (Cell phone alert chimes) 15 00:00:37,956 --> 00:00:41,620 Oh! That son of a bitch canceled on me again. 16 00:00:41,898 --> 00:00:44,595 Now that it's finally over, I feel like I can tell you 17 00:00:44,596 --> 00:00:46,817 I never really cared for him. 18 00:00:48,718 --> 00:00:52,256 Oh, my God, you guys! He made me a video. 19 00:00:52,324 --> 00:00:55,357 ♪ When I see your face 20 00:00:56,060 --> 00:01:00,424 ♪ There's not a thing that I would change ♪ 21 00:01:00,458 --> 00:01:03,292 ♪ 'Cause you're amazing 22 00:01:03,326 --> 00:01:06,593 ♪ Just the way you are 23 00:01:06,627 --> 00:01:10,126 How sweet! (Laughs) Oh... 24 00:01:10,146 --> 00:01:14,396 Oh, big deal. I could sing like that, too, if I had a good voice. 25 00:01:14,430 --> 00:01:17,533 - Why is he on the toilet? Is he pooping? - No! 26 00:01:17,567 --> 00:01:19,997 The bathroom's the only place he can sneak away. 27 00:01:19,998 --> 00:01:23,227 Yeah, that's cool. If I sung like that, I would poop all day. 28 00:01:24,408 --> 00:01:26,008 He is not pooping, okay? 29 00:01:26,009 --> 00:01:28,096 His childhood dream was to be a singer, 30 00:01:28,097 --> 00:01:30,759 and he even had a music teacher that told him he was good enough. 31 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:33,124 So? I had a teacher who told me I could be a model. 32 00:01:33,125 --> 00:01:36,180 He even took pictures of me in my underwear to prove it. 33 00:01:39,354 --> 00:01:41,388 Can you forward me that video, please? 34 00:01:41,455 --> 00:01:44,870 - Yeah, me, too. I really love that song. - No, you guys, that's private. 35 00:01:44,871 --> 00:01:46,127 Guys, guys, guys. 36 00:01:46,128 --> 00:01:49,060 Why would a typing teacher need pictures of me in my underwear? 37 00:01:49,717 --> 00:01:50,982 So van dogs. 38 00:01:50,983 --> 00:01:52,966 - (Derrick) Van dogs! - We eatin'! 39 00:01:54,939 --> 00:01:58,530 Jenny, you forgot... (Lowers voice) Your phone. 40 00:02:01,836 --> 00:02:05,687 Brody, say hello to YouTube. 41 00:02:08,408 --> 00:02:09,964 You were supposed to forward me those numbers! 42 00:02:09,965 --> 00:02:12,896 I can't forward you those numbers until Kyle forwards them to me. 43 00:02:13,146 --> 00:02:15,962 - (Both) Kyle! - I can't take this anymore, guys! 44 00:02:16,582 --> 00:02:18,716 (Cell phone alert chimes) Oh, this might be it. 45 00:02:18,750 --> 00:02:20,616 - Oh, this is good. - Are those the numbers? 46 00:02:20,617 --> 00:02:22,855 Mnh-mnh. It's something called "Potty Pavarotti." 47 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:25,540 No, you might wanna check this out. 48 00:02:25,541 --> 00:02:29,304 (Brody) ♪ When I see your face 49 00:02:29,803 --> 00:02:31,806 ♪ There's not a thing that... 50 00:02:31,807 --> 00:02:34,642 Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Do not forward that, please. 51 00:02:34,643 --> 00:02:37,157 No, no, no. I would never... Again. 52 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:39,427 ♪ When I see your face 53 00:02:39,428 --> 00:02:41,966 (laughing) Okay, let's go. Let's hand it over. 54 00:02:41,967 --> 00:02:44,877 Very, very funny. We're all laughing. ♪ When I see your face 55 00:02:44,878 --> 00:02:46,795 (cell phone alert chimes) Oh, every... everyone's a comedian now. 56 00:02:46,796 --> 00:02:48,838 All right. I understand what's going on. Oh, wonderful. 57 00:02:48,872 --> 00:02:50,939 - ♪ When I see your face - Oh, Kyle, you, too. Wonderful. 58 00:02:50,974 --> 00:02:54,075 What am I doing? I'm trying to stop the Internet with my hands. 59 00:02:54,752 --> 00:02:58,451 - What the hell's going on out here? - Uh, it's just a funny video, sir. 60 00:02:58,452 --> 00:03:01,552 Well, show it to me. I could use a good rib tickling. 61 00:03:01,888 --> 00:03:03,491 I don't think you'll like it, sir. 62 00:03:03,492 --> 00:03:06,594 I wanna be tickled. Who wants to tickle me? 63 00:03:06,839 --> 00:03:09,293 Mr. Wen? Mr. McCormick? 64 00:03:09,301 --> 00:03:11,199 Potty Pavarotti? 65 00:03:12,878 --> 00:03:16,446 - How did you... - You've gone viral, son. 66 00:03:16,846 --> 00:03:18,937 And, Mr. Moyer, you have the voice of an angel. 67 00:03:18,938 --> 00:03:20,783 Get me those numbers. 68 00:03:20,817 --> 00:03:24,286 (Gruff voice) ♪ When I see your face... 69 00:03:32,342 --> 00:03:35,342 Synced by P2Pfiend & Reef www.addic7ed.com 70 00:03:35,541 --> 00:03:39,012 Season 1, Episode 5 "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" 71 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:41,258 Jenny? 72 00:03:41,259 --> 00:03:45,582 Well, well, well, well, well. If it isn't Depeche Commode. 73 00:03:47,195 --> 00:03:49,762 New Kid on the Pot. 74 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:55,747 I suppose you're wondering who came up with the diabolical plan to spread 75 00:03:55,748 --> 00:03:59,037 this virus of humiliation around the world. 76 00:04:00,373 --> 00:04:01,600 It was obviously you. 77 00:04:01,607 --> 00:04:02,975 Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh. 78 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:05,425 That was a dramatic pause. 79 00:04:06,218 --> 00:04:07,867 (Dramatically) 'Twas I. 80 00:04:08,426 --> 00:04:10,059 Nobody cares, man. 81 00:04:10,094 --> 00:04:15,245 Well, why don't you tell that to the 42,345 people 82 00:04:15,246 --> 00:04:18,862 who have witnessed you at your lowest moment, turd eye blind? 83 00:04:21,224 --> 00:04:23,354 Listen to this scathing comment. 84 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:24,988 - "Not bad." - Hmm. 85 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:26,479 - "Cute." - Huh. 86 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:29,311 "Where can I buy this?" 87 00:04:30,218 --> 00:04:31,852 Damn it! 88 00:04:33,087 --> 00:04:34,320 - Hey, babe. - Hey. 89 00:04:34,321 --> 00:04:37,687 I am so, so sorry about that video. 90 00:04:37,688 --> 00:04:39,489 'Twas Harvard. 91 00:04:40,460 --> 00:04:42,751 - How was work? - Oh, my God. It was insane. 92 00:04:42,752 --> 00:04:45,746 By 7:30, the deal was dead, so Mansfield gets on the phone to Singapore. 93 00:04:45,747 --> 00:04:47,054 I get on the phone to Frankfurt. 94 00:04:47,055 --> 00:04:50,009 I took a Bissell German in college. (Speaks German) 95 00:04:50,010 --> 00:04:52,030 Anyway, long story long, 96 00:04:52,288 --> 00:04:55,081 by the time Threepeat talked Kyle off Mansfield’s balcony, 97 00:04:55,082 --> 00:04:57,942 the deal was saved, and here I am. I love my job! I love it so much! 98 00:04:57,976 --> 00:05:01,178 (Laughs) Okay. Let's put that coffee down. 99 00:05:01,213 --> 00:05:05,016 And it's empty, which would explain why you're vibrating. 100 00:05:06,385 --> 00:05:09,999 Which might actually be a lot of fun for me if we were spending any time together. 101 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:13,290 Okay. Look, I-I know that I've been busy lately, 102 00:05:13,291 --> 00:05:15,035 but the deal has to close by Sunday night, 103 00:05:15,036 --> 00:05:17,127 and Monday's a holiday, so I will be all yours. 104 00:05:17,162 --> 00:05:21,551 (Chuckles) And I know exactly what I'm gonna do with you. 105 00:05:21,552 --> 00:05:23,801 - Oh, I think I do, too. - Mm-hmm. 106 00:05:23,802 --> 00:05:27,422 - Baseball game. - Sex-a-thon... Baseball game. 107 00:05:27,773 --> 00:05:30,274 My Diamondbacks versus your Giants... 108 00:05:30,309 --> 00:05:33,765 Just you, me, and the greatest team in the National League. 109 00:05:33,766 --> 00:05:35,600 Plus the Diamondbacks will be there. 110 00:05:37,399 --> 00:05:39,934 Your team is so getting spanked. 111 00:05:39,935 --> 00:05:41,336 (Cell phone alert chimes) Oh, sorry. 112 00:05:41,429 --> 00:05:44,236 Crap. That's Mansfield. Something's going on with the deal. 113 00:05:44,237 --> 00:05:45,637 What's going on with the deal? What's the deal? 114 00:05:45,638 --> 00:05:47,320 Oh, my God! I love my job so much! 115 00:05:52,933 --> 00:05:55,467 All right, team. Bring it in. Let's take a knee. 116 00:05:55,502 --> 00:05:59,453 Oh, sir, this is a new Prada suit, so... (Whistles) 117 00:06:01,785 --> 00:06:04,195 Now I just got off the phone with Singapore, 118 00:06:04,196 --> 00:06:06,346 and it looks like this deal is going to close. 119 00:06:06,347 --> 00:06:07,782 (All cheer) 120 00:06:07,912 --> 00:06:11,896 This is a place of business. I'll tell you when you can cheer. 121 00:06:12,555 --> 00:06:14,710 And you cheer! (All cheer) 122 00:06:15,220 --> 00:06:17,503 Now we have a lot of hard work in front of us, 123 00:06:17,566 --> 00:06:20,969 but when we do close, you will be rewarded. 124 00:06:20,970 --> 00:06:23,572 Won't somebody cheer? (All cheer) 125 00:06:24,393 --> 00:06:28,559 Because Remington Trust is the best damn team in this business. 126 00:06:28,585 --> 00:06:30,846 Give me a cheer. (All cheer) 127 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:32,614 Because I'm gonna take you to see 128 00:06:32,649 --> 00:06:35,346 the best damn baseball team in the business... 129 00:06:35,347 --> 00:06:37,074 The San Francisco Giants... 130 00:06:37,075 --> 00:06:40,267 From the best damn luxury suite money can buy, 131 00:06:40,268 --> 00:06:41,923 and this is all gonna happen Monday. 132 00:06:41,924 --> 00:06:43,217 (All) Monday! 133 00:06:43,218 --> 00:06:45,902 Or Tuesday works better for some people. 134 00:06:47,615 --> 00:06:49,254 Monday it is! 135 00:07:00,332 --> 00:07:04,599 Okay, everybody has off Monday for the holiday, 136 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:08,232 but I do need two volunteers to help keep the building open. 137 00:07:08,233 --> 00:07:11,144 Oh, yeah, that's a "Hell, no" from me, okay? 138 00:07:12,236 --> 00:07:13,903 I've watched too many horror movies, 139 00:07:13,908 --> 00:07:16,176 and the lone black guy in the empty office building... 140 00:07:16,177 --> 00:07:17,673 He's gonna die. 141 00:07:19,296 --> 00:07:21,070 Hey, Tori, can you work Monday? 142 00:07:21,071 --> 00:07:23,105 - Yeah. What the hell. - I'll do it, too. 143 00:07:27,601 --> 00:07:28,945 Hey, you. 144 00:07:28,946 --> 00:07:34,051 Oh, hey, babe. So bad news. The Giants game's sold out on Monday. 145 00:07:34,052 --> 00:07:35,846 Oh, no! 146 00:07:36,344 --> 00:07:40,732 But I went online and got us tickets! (Laughing) 147 00:07:40,733 --> 00:07:42,922 Oh, awesome. I'm so psyched. 148 00:07:42,923 --> 00:07:45,045 Now are they the best seats? No. 149 00:07:45,046 --> 00:07:47,570 But are they the worst seats? (Stammers) Yes. 150 00:07:47,571 --> 00:07:50,128 Oh. (Laughs) Wow. You wanna hear something funny? 151 00:07:50,129 --> 00:07:51,918 - Yeah. - (Laughs) You're gonna laugh. 152 00:07:51,919 --> 00:07:53,520 I love to laugh, so... 153 00:07:53,521 --> 00:07:55,522 - So to reward us for our hard work... - Mm-hmm? 154 00:07:55,523 --> 00:07:58,768 Mansfield bought the luxury suite for Monday's game. (Laughs) 155 00:07:59,091 --> 00:08:01,419 It's the same game we're supposed to go to. 156 00:08:01,450 --> 00:08:04,015 So are you telling me that you're gonna bail on me 157 00:08:04,016 --> 00:08:06,491 on your one day off of work to spend more time with your boss? 158 00:08:06,492 --> 00:08:09,308 (Laughs nervously) Not now, I'm not. 159 00:08:14,551 --> 00:08:16,385 Sir, can I talk to you for a second? 160 00:08:16,420 --> 00:08:17,644 Whoa! 161 00:08:18,613 --> 00:08:20,680 Brody, what in the hell are you doing? 162 00:08:20,926 --> 00:08:23,591 I'm sorry. Your assistant told me that you were in here, so... 163 00:08:23,592 --> 00:08:26,367 You're violating steam room etiquette. You understand? 164 00:08:26,368 --> 00:08:30,911 You enter a steam room the exact same way you enter the world... naked. 165 00:08:32,495 --> 00:08:37,638 Gotcha. So... I wanted to talk to you about the baseballs... 166 00:08:37,672 --> 00:08:41,153 (Exhales deeply) Uh, the baseball game on Monday. 167 00:08:41,429 --> 00:08:43,697 Oh, it's gonna be a good one, isn't it? 168 00:08:43,731 --> 00:08:46,100 You are a, uh, fellow Giants fan, I trust. 169 00:08:46,134 --> 00:08:47,968 - The biggest. - Oh. 170 00:08:48,003 --> 00:08:52,940 Now about that, I... I just gave $250,000 to the Giants' charity. 171 00:08:53,235 --> 00:08:56,217 Okay, well, I have a Willie Mays bubblehead doll, so... 172 00:08:56,842 --> 00:09:00,373 You know, I've been blessed with two very lovely daughters, 173 00:09:00,507 --> 00:09:03,969 neither of which has the slightest bit of interest in baseball, 174 00:09:03,970 --> 00:09:06,172 so it's always been a dream of mine 175 00:09:06,173 --> 00:09:09,089 to have a son who might like to go to a couple games with me. 176 00:09:09,452 --> 00:09:10,956 Yeah... 177 00:09:12,086 --> 00:09:14,616 (Laughs) So funny story. You wanna laugh? 178 00:09:14,642 --> 00:09:17,390 - No. - Oh, excellent. So, um... 179 00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:20,944 Turns out that Jenny already bought us tickets to the same game. 180 00:09:20,945 --> 00:09:23,010 That's a crime. I hope you let her down easy. 181 00:09:23,011 --> 00:09:25,098 Well, I tried, but... 182 00:09:25,325 --> 00:09:29,157 You know how girls get hurt when you tell them you can't do something with them? 183 00:09:29,242 --> 00:09:30,885 Are you saying you... 184 00:09:32,013 --> 00:09:34,114 (Voice breaks) You don't wanna go to the game with me? 185 00:09:34,149 --> 00:09:36,312 No, no, of c... of course not. It's just that... 186 00:09:36,313 --> 00:09:37,618 'Cause I'll be darned, it sounded like you said 187 00:09:37,652 --> 00:09:39,487 you don't wanna go to the game with me. 188 00:09:40,382 --> 00:09:42,917 I'm not saying that at all. I'm just saying, 189 00:09:42,918 --> 00:09:45,266 I haven't really spent a lot of time with Jenny recently, so... 190 00:09:45,267 --> 00:09:47,936 How in God's name could you bail on your team like this? 191 00:09:47,937 --> 00:09:50,839 - Come on. Don't be like that. - Don't tell me how to be. 192 00:09:52,128 --> 00:09:53,328 Mr. Moyer, look. 193 00:09:53,473 --> 00:09:57,715 Do you know why we work so very hard to close these deals? 194 00:09:58,435 --> 00:10:00,791 - The money...? - Of course it's the money. 195 00:10:01,438 --> 00:10:03,795 After the money, there's the camaraderie. 196 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:06,855 Just like when the pack gets themselves an antelope, 197 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:08,832 and afterwards, everyone celebrates. 198 00:10:08,833 --> 00:10:11,569 I mean, everyone but the antelope, of course. 199 00:10:16,928 --> 00:10:19,697 Just need to get a signature on these invoices. 200 00:10:19,764 --> 00:10:23,601 - Why the hell are you naked? - Uh, steam room etiquette...? 201 00:10:24,636 --> 00:10:27,505 - Bend over. Nice and deep. - All right. 202 00:10:29,175 --> 00:10:30,542 What are you looking at? 203 00:10:30,576 --> 00:10:34,896 Just something that I'll see for the rest of my life every time I close my eyes. 204 00:10:35,926 --> 00:10:38,069 Quit making this weird. 205 00:10:39,712 --> 00:10:41,782 Sir, I could probably talk to Jenny again. 206 00:10:41,783 --> 00:10:45,388 Oh, no, you made your choice. There will be no antelope for you. 207 00:10:45,389 --> 00:10:46,840 We're gonna have fun without you. 208 00:10:46,841 --> 00:10:50,002 Young man, how would you like a free ticket 209 00:10:50,003 --> 00:10:53,886 to the company luxury suite for a Giants baseball game? 210 00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:58,232 (Chuckles) Is this some sort of Machiavellian ploy to punish Brody? 211 00:10:58,233 --> 00:11:00,188 You're damn right it is. Are you in or out? 212 00:11:00,189 --> 00:11:03,222 (Laughs) In. Of course I'm in. (Laughs) 213 00:11:08,462 --> 00:11:10,330 This is gonna be awesome. 214 00:11:10,365 --> 00:11:13,363 Some quality time to bond with Mansfield. 215 00:11:13,364 --> 00:11:16,973 Oh, Kyle, real talk? I don't think Mansfield knows your name. 216 00:11:18,482 --> 00:11:20,334 Who's ready for baseball? 217 00:11:20,335 --> 00:11:23,946 Everybody gets a glove. Mr. McCormick. Mr. Wen. 218 00:11:23,947 --> 00:11:25,404 Sport. 219 00:11:29,683 --> 00:11:32,819 Attention, capitalist pigs. 220 00:11:33,839 --> 00:11:35,856 I am here ironically. 221 00:11:35,890 --> 00:11:41,260 I have no interest in indulging in your bourgeois idea of luxury. 222 00:11:42,436 --> 00:11:45,533 Is that your own private carvery? It's ridiculous. 223 00:11:45,901 --> 00:11:48,667 What do you expect us to pay for this orgy of indulgence? 224 00:11:48,668 --> 00:11:50,534 It's free, man. 225 00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:53,419 I will take two of all the things you have here. 226 00:11:53,420 --> 00:11:55,896 Kill another cow. I don't care. 227 00:11:56,311 --> 00:11:59,913 You know, this seat's not taken. Why don't you sit here? 228 00:11:59,948 --> 00:12:03,279 Uh... it's just that Brody normally sits next to you. 229 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:05,649 Brody's not here, is he? Come on. Scooch over. 230 00:12:05,923 --> 00:12:07,135 Okay. 231 00:12:07,969 --> 00:12:10,200 You a, uh, you a Giants fan? 232 00:12:10,238 --> 00:12:13,181 Oh. Yeah. The biggest. Getting killed today, though. 233 00:12:13,182 --> 00:12:14,983 Game hasn't started yet. 234 00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:19,495 Oh, good. We're still in it, then. 235 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:27,301 - Okay. I'm gonna... - (Clears throat) I'm right here. 236 00:12:27,427 --> 00:12:29,981 And you're two rows up, unless you wanna switch. 237 00:12:29,982 --> 00:12:32,930 No, no, I'll be fine. I'll send up a flare when I get there. 238 00:12:34,017 --> 00:12:36,942 Get ready to have a fun day, just you and me. 239 00:12:36,972 --> 00:12:39,907 Mwah. Oh, I've already forgotten about work. 240 00:12:39,941 --> 00:12:42,042 (Woman over P.A.) How about a big Giants welcome 241 00:12:42,043 --> 00:12:45,444 for our special guests today? Remington Trust. 242 00:12:45,445 --> 00:12:48,479 The road to a better life begins at Remington. 243 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:52,385 It's pretty good up here, too. What do we have here? So... 244 00:12:52,635 --> 00:12:55,789 Hey, looks like I got that middle seat there, just between you guys. 245 00:12:55,824 --> 00:12:58,676 No, you know what? Uh... There we go. Sorry. 246 00:12:58,692 --> 00:13:02,898 Real quick. Hey, we're on the same team. And I'm in. Great. 247 00:13:02,932 --> 00:13:05,859 And now please rise for our National Anthem. 248 00:13:05,860 --> 00:13:09,304 (Strained voice) Oh, my God. Oh, my God. (Mouthing words) 249 00:13:17,236 --> 00:13:20,070 Check me out. I'm Hawaiian Wolverine. Huh? 250 00:13:21,318 --> 00:13:22,567 No. 251 00:13:24,581 --> 00:13:28,643 So jaded. God. You guys are in a wonderland. 252 00:13:28,666 --> 00:13:31,027 We've all been given a golden ticket to Wonka's Factory. 253 00:13:31,028 --> 00:13:33,290 The only thing missing is... 254 00:13:33,705 --> 00:13:36,573 Is that a fountain of chocolate?! 255 00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:41,573 (Bat hits ball, crowd cheering) Whoo! 256 00:13:41,716 --> 00:13:43,068 All right. 257 00:13:43,746 --> 00:13:45,636 Hey, how'd you get that guy to switch seats? 258 00:13:45,637 --> 00:13:47,842 Oh, I asked him nicely. 259 00:13:47,843 --> 00:13:50,811 And then I took him on a little trip... (Singsongy) To Cleave-land. (Laughs) 260 00:13:50,846 --> 00:13:53,546 Oh, Cleave-land is so beautiful this time of year. 261 00:13:55,310 --> 00:13:57,244 Are you watching the game on your phone? 262 00:13:57,245 --> 00:13:58,846 No, it's just Threepeat's Instagram. 263 00:13:58,847 --> 00:14:01,675 He keeps posting pictures of what's going on in the luxury suite. 264 00:14:01,676 --> 00:14:03,654 Who cares what's going on in the luxury suite? 265 00:14:03,655 --> 00:14:04,993 Oh, I certainly don't. 266 00:14:04,994 --> 00:14:08,994 I'm just happy that Threepeat's finally getting some quality time with Mansfield. 267 00:14:09,018 --> 00:14:11,162 In the seat that I usually sit in. (Chuckles) 268 00:14:11,163 --> 00:14:13,464 Close enough, Threepeat? Why don't you hop in his lap? 269 00:14:13,465 --> 00:14:15,616 Ha ha ha. I'm laughing at it, though. 270 00:14:16,571 --> 00:14:19,836 Babe, come on. You're here with me. It's a beautiful day. 271 00:14:19,837 --> 00:14:21,878 - We're just outside of Cleave-land. - You're right. (Laughs) 272 00:14:21,885 --> 00:14:23,946 You're right, you're right, you're right. 273 00:14:24,244 --> 00:14:25,878 That's gotta be crab legs, right? 274 00:14:25,912 --> 00:14:28,680 They couldn't have flown in lobster. Ah, who cares? 275 00:14:29,283 --> 00:14:31,717 You know, the truth is, I never really got into baseball 276 00:14:31,751 --> 00:14:33,619 because it's more of a father/son game. 277 00:14:33,620 --> 00:14:35,320 You know, my dad was more into individual sports 278 00:14:35,321 --> 00:14:38,196 like tennis and golf and withholding affection. 279 00:14:39,369 --> 00:14:42,044 Oh, I think every boy should learn about baseball. 280 00:14:42,045 --> 00:14:43,897 It encompasses everything I love... 281 00:14:43,898 --> 00:14:46,266 High salaries, statistical analysis, 282 00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:48,201 and those tiny batting helmets 283 00:14:48,269 --> 00:14:50,304 that they say are just for kids under 12, 284 00:14:50,338 --> 00:14:52,873 but of course, I say that's bullshit. 285 00:14:55,410 --> 00:14:59,235 Well... you know, sir, I've always wanted to learn how to throw a curvy ball. 286 00:14:59,236 --> 00:15:01,237 Curveball's a very meager commodity. 287 00:15:01,238 --> 00:15:02,983 It's all about the grip. Take a hold of that 288 00:15:02,984 --> 00:15:05,519 and get your finger across the lace 289 00:15:05,554 --> 00:15:08,222 and... when you release it, pull the trigger. 290 00:15:08,256 --> 00:15:10,791 You pull the trigger. How does that feel? 291 00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:13,442 - That feels like a family. - Attaboy. 292 00:15:14,197 --> 00:15:17,802 - Maybe we should have a catch sometime. - Oh, I want that so bad. 293 00:15:18,064 --> 00:15:20,469 Oh, God. Oh. 294 00:15:20,867 --> 00:15:23,535 Young man, is that chocolate that you're drinking? 295 00:15:23,569 --> 00:15:26,638 Yeah, yeah, and there's a whole fountain of it right back there. 296 00:15:28,703 --> 00:15:31,610 It's making me a little sick, but I'm powering right through it. 297 00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:34,450 Score some points! 298 00:15:35,963 --> 00:15:39,817 But now I am 100% totally yours. 299 00:15:42,256 --> 00:15:45,859 - After I go to the bathroom. - Didn't you just go? 300 00:15:45,893 --> 00:15:49,329 Yeah, but you keep making me chug my beer every time the Diamondbacks score a run. 301 00:15:51,980 --> 00:15:54,531 - Speaking of that... - Damn it! 302 00:15:56,170 --> 00:15:58,815 Guys, word of warning... 303 00:16:00,975 --> 00:16:04,945 Do not dip the turkey leg in chocolate. It is disgusting and... 304 00:16:04,946 --> 00:16:07,214 (High-pitched voice) Highly addictive. (Giggles) 305 00:16:07,248 --> 00:16:09,082 (Singsongy) Look who's here. 306 00:16:09,117 --> 00:16:11,795 (Chanting) Brody, Brody, Brody! 307 00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,954 Mr. Moyer. What are you doing here? 308 00:16:13,989 --> 00:16:16,656 I just came down to say hi and just pop back up. 309 00:16:16,690 --> 00:16:20,427 Well, you've said hi. You've come down. Now you can pop up. 310 00:16:21,996 --> 00:16:26,066 Oh, well, well, well. How does it feel to be on the outside? 311 00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:28,693 (Chuckles) Pressing your face against the glass, 312 00:16:28,694 --> 00:16:32,272 watching us eat our Turkey and chocolate... (Chuckles) 313 00:16:32,702 --> 00:16:37,210 Knowing that you will never be the center of attention ever again? (Chuckles) 314 00:16:39,714 --> 00:16:42,359 - Oh! - I got it! I got it! 315 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:45,238 Brody just caught that ball with his bare hands! 316 00:16:45,239 --> 00:16:47,222 - Yeah! - (All chanting) Brody! Brody! 317 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:52,461 Oh, my God! 318 00:16:54,730 --> 00:16:57,153 Oh, my God. 319 00:17:01,037 --> 00:17:02,504 Son, tell it again, won't ya? 320 00:17:02,538 --> 00:17:04,831 Okay. So I heard the crack of the bat. 321 00:17:04,832 --> 00:17:06,793 I saw the ball out of the corner of my eye, and then boom! 322 00:17:06,794 --> 00:17:08,343 Pure reflex. And fun fact... 323 00:17:08,377 --> 00:17:10,284 I'm right-handed, but I caught the ball with my left. 324 00:17:10,285 --> 00:17:12,899 I love this game! I love this game so much! 325 00:17:14,512 --> 00:17:16,491 Uh, but you know what? I actually do have to get back to... 326 00:17:16,492 --> 00:17:17,779 - Jenny. - Exactly. 327 00:17:18,046 --> 00:17:20,046 Oh. Jenny. 328 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,259 I caught you a ball. 329 00:17:23,975 --> 00:17:27,563 Oh, my gosh, Brody. Thank you so much! 330 00:17:29,502 --> 00:17:31,837 Oh, it hit the guy I threw up on. 331 00:17:33,396 --> 00:17:35,364 Well, I'm sorry to interrupt, everyone. 332 00:17:35,365 --> 00:17:37,139 - Enjoy the rest of the game. - Wait, Jenny, Jenny. 333 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,974 You know what? Look, if you're gonna sneak around on me, 334 00:17:39,002 --> 00:17:42,499 at least have the decency to do it with a really hot chick, 335 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,344 not a 50-year-old guy. 336 00:17:44,370 --> 00:17:47,352 Okay. Look, I was not sneaking around. 337 00:17:47,353 --> 00:17:49,638 I just came down here for a minute to celebrate with my team, 338 00:17:49,639 --> 00:17:51,050 but I was gonna come right back up to you, 339 00:17:51,051 --> 00:17:53,052 and then I caught the ball with my weak hand. 340 00:17:53,866 --> 00:17:57,382 Look, Brody, I know that work comes first. I get it. 341 00:17:57,383 --> 00:18:01,797 But on your one day off, I, uh... I wish that I at least made, like, the top five. 342 00:18:01,798 --> 00:18:03,374 Hey, you do. You're more than that. 343 00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:05,240 I... just look, why don't we go up to our seats right now? 344 00:18:05,241 --> 00:18:09,043 Oh. Oh, no. 'Cause they're not our seats. They're my seats. 345 00:18:09,076 --> 00:18:13,119 So I'm gonna go back to my seat and cheer for my team... 346 00:18:13,154 --> 00:18:15,713 After I take a turkey leg. 347 00:18:20,662 --> 00:18:23,666 Shouldn't have come down here. I shouldn't have lied to Jenny. 348 00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,736 I honestly shouldn't have caught the ball with one hand. 349 00:18:25,737 --> 00:18:27,715 Damn my natural athleticism. 350 00:18:28,471 --> 00:18:31,147 What you shouldn't have done is hurt that little girl's feelings. 351 00:18:31,148 --> 00:18:32,508 What the hell were you thinking? 352 00:18:32,543 --> 00:18:36,480 Well, you did say that it was more important to be a part of the team. 353 00:18:36,514 --> 00:18:40,545 Naked men in steam rooms say a lot of things that they do not mean. 354 00:18:42,053 --> 00:18:46,221 Gosh, I can't believe that she threw your foul ball back. 355 00:18:46,522 --> 00:18:49,665 That's real rage. Bless her heart. You're gonna have to do something about it. 356 00:18:49,666 --> 00:18:51,099 Yeah. I'm gonna have to do something big. 357 00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:52,667 No, you're gonna have to do something giant. 358 00:18:52,668 --> 00:18:56,579 Lucky for you, I have Giant friends who owe me giant favors 359 00:18:56,580 --> 00:18:59,409 because these are the San Francisco Giants. 360 00:18:59,410 --> 00:19:01,311 Yeah, no, I get the reference. 361 00:19:01,312 --> 00:19:03,846 Good. Save your voice. You're gonna need it. 362 00:19:07,299 --> 00:19:10,908 (Announcer) And now please welcome, to sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame," 363 00:19:10,909 --> 00:19:14,305 Remington Trust's own Potty Pavarotti! 364 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,180 365 00:19:20,181 --> 00:19:22,282 I'll always be on your team. 366 00:19:22,316 --> 00:19:24,150 (Chuckles) No way. 367 00:19:24,536 --> 00:20:00,000 ♪ Take me out to the ballgame ♪ 368 00:20:03,565 --> 00:20:05,233 Go, D-backs! 369 00:20:05,234 --> 00:20:07,169 (Crowd booing) That is my boyfriend! 370 00:20:07,329 --> 00:20:09,228 That's my boy. 371 00:20:16,431 --> 00:20:19,032 Okay, please just tell me the story one more time. 372 00:20:19,067 --> 00:20:21,668 All right, fine, but this is the last time, okay? 373 00:20:21,736 --> 00:20:25,149 So I finished singing the song, I yelled, "Go, D-backs," 374 00:20:25,297 --> 00:20:27,474 and then 40,000 people start booing me. 375 00:20:27,475 --> 00:20:30,010 Uh, 40,000 people minus one. 376 00:20:30,044 --> 00:20:33,024 Yes, I heard you cheering. Thank you. (Giggles) 377 00:20:33,025 --> 00:20:35,978 And then I run off the field in a blind panic 378 00:20:35,979 --> 00:20:38,714 and I'm pulled by the Diamondbacks manager. 379 00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:40,716 - Kirk Gibson. - Kirk Gibson, yes. 380 00:20:40,923 --> 00:20:43,582 Who brings me into the Diamondbacks dugout, 381 00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:46,036 where I am high-fived by the entire team. 382 00:20:46,068 --> 00:20:48,682 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. 383 00:20:49,888 --> 00:20:52,301 Okay, now tell me my favorite part. 384 00:20:52,949 --> 00:20:54,783 I'm throwing out the first pitch 385 00:20:54,784 --> 00:20:56,887 at the Diamondbacks home opener next year. 386 00:20:58,990 --> 00:21:01,026 I love this game. I love it so much. 387 00:21:02,353 --> 00:21:05,353 Synced by P2Pfiend & Reef www.addic7ed.com 32065

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