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[indistinct shouts, gunshots]

[tires screech] - Man.

Ari, yo, this is the last time you get to pick the movie, man.

- Yeah, you love anything with black folks getting shot.

- Okay, okay.

First of all, this is a masterpiece.

- It ain't better than "Boyz n the Hood."

- I love "Boyz n the Hood,"

but what dude you know gonna hop out the car when

he on the way to kill the dudes that killed his best friend?

- I'd hop out. - Of course you would.

- What y'all talking about, man?

We gotta increase the peace, bro.

- See, y'all some Treys, man. I'm a Caine.

Somebody kill my cousin in front of my face,

best believe I ain't gonna let that shit ride.

Man, see, I need some harder friends.

- You know you love us.

[hip-hop music playing]

- So, y'all really gonna let somebody kill me

and get away with it? - [laughs]

- Yeah, but the funeral would be lit.

- Hell yeah. The DJ'd be dope too.

And we'd get the matching T-shirts.

- What, like, "We miss Ari" T-shirts?

- Yeah. "RIP Ari."

- Just make sure they crisp

and then my mom use my prom picture, man.

- [laughs] What year though,

'cause you know your ass went every year.

- [laughs] Hey, don't be mad at the older girls like me though.

[laughter] - All right, y'all,

help me clean up before everybody else get here.

- Oh, I ain't cleaning shit. - [scoffs]

- Man, if you don't stop acting like a baby

and help us clean up, man.

- I don't like cleaning my own apartment.

Why would I clean Bryson's?

- Alexa, play "Game Night."

- You're the only dude I know with a cleaning lady

that lives in a studio apartment.

- And you damn right, and you need to let Rosa

come get your townhouse together.

- [laughing] Okay.

- Look, why you hosting a game night anyway?

I can get us into any club we want to for free.

- I hate clubs.

- That's cause you celibate and don't drink.

The whole point of going to the club is so that

you can get drunk, go home with a stranger,

have really weird sex, and feel guilty about it the next day.

- Was that the point?

- That's what happens to me every time I go.

- And you fine with that? - Hell yeah.

Every time I go.

- I like games.

- I hate games. - Me too.

Why can't we just go to the club?

- I hate the club. That's why me and David started

game night in the first place. - Lies.

Y'all started it 'cause y'all are corny.

- [laughs] Crystal, you used to like the club.

- No, I didn't. - Single Crystal did.

- We haven't had game night in a while.

It'll be fun.

- I need to be home working. [phone blips]

- Well, I'm your only client,

and we're together, so you're good.

- Okay, but I need to be coming up

with strategies and a game plan.

What I don't need to be doing is playing charades

at Bryson's house on a Friday night.

- No, what you need is some dick.

- I just got some, bitch.

- From who? Camden?

Okay, what you need is some new dick.

- I agree with that.

- I don't feel like looking for it.

- It ain't that hard to find.

- Well, I have a purple dick at home.

- That's not the same thing.

- Y'all, dick ain't all it's cracked up to be.

- Bitch, you only tried it once.

- Okay, and that was enough for me to know

I ain't ever wanna try that nasty shit again.

Thank you. - Chill, chill.

[doorbell rings]

[hip-hop music]

- Yo, y'all ready to get y'all ass beat?

- How you light skin and ashy? Boy, bye.

You better have some chicken in here.

- Why do you insist on talking shit?

Y'all lose every time. - Not this time.

- That's what you say before every game.

- Look, we focused.

- Are you? - [laughs]

- I bet you Ari's already on his phone.

- Ari, get your head in the game right now, man.

[grunts] Jeez.

[Mary J. Blige's "Real Love"]

- ♪ Ooh ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ ♪

- Come on, girl. Pay attention.

- [laughs softly]

[indistinct chatter]

I know you only did this 'cause you wanted an excuse

to hang out with Simone.

- Ain't nobody thinking about Simone, okay?

- Yeah, right.

- ♪ Someone to satisfy my every need ♪

♪ Won't you be my inspiration? ♪

♪ Be the real love that I need ♪

♪ Real love ♪

- Girl, I'm ready for that album.

- Look, if it don't work out,

just don't be a sore loser, all right?

- [scoffs] So you think I'ma lose?

- You've lost a lot. - Wait a minute.

Are we talking about game night or Simone?

- Both.

- The only reason I lose at "Celebrity"

is 'cause y'all don't be paying attention.

- Why you always taking everything so seriously?

- Why don't you?

- I take my relationship with God very seriously.

- Oh, we know.

[indistinct chatter]

- [laughs]

- ♪ And now I hope my dreams and inspiration ♪

♪ Lead me towards a... ♪

- What you looking at? - Nothing.

- [laughs] I caught you.

- Sheesh.

- Yo, yo. - Yo.

- Friend's up the street. Can he come through?

- No, man, you know game night is for crew members only.

- What is this? A cult?

- Kinda.

- I already told him he could come.

- You gave a stranger my address?

- As much as you Postmates-- everybody know your address.

[doorbell rings]

- Fine, but he better pay attention during the game.

- Whatever.

[door clicks]

- Yes.

[mellow hip-hop music]

♪ ♪

- Hey, everybody, this Dallas. - What's up, bro?

- Hey, Dallas. - Hey, Dallas.

- Hi, nice to meet you. - You from Dallas?

Is Dallas your real name or your stripper name?

Is Dallas with a D? - Yes.

- She needs some D. - What?

- Stop embarrassing me. Come on.

Oh, my God, y'all. Shut up.

[indistinct chatter]

- Who's that?

- I don't know-- some random dude Ari invited.

- I thought game night was for crew members only.

- Thank you.

- ♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪

- Okay, y'all ready to win tonight or what?

- I mean, I guess we should meet new people.

- ♪ I can't wait... ♪

- I guess.

- Bryson? - Yeah?

- Don't be all extra tonight.

- I'm not extra.

- You kicked me out of your house once.

- You was talking shit. - So were you.

- What's wrong with being a little competitive?

- Nothing, when it comes to stuff that matters.

- Look, I'm just a passionate person.

- I know. That's what I love about you.

- ♪ You know that you're so fine ♪

- [clears throat]

Um... [plate clatters]

Oh, hi. - Excuse me.

- Yeah, bro. Excuse you.

- [laughs softly]

- ♪ Baby, yeah ♪

[mellow jazzy music]

- All right, y'all, write five celebrity names

on a piece of paper and don't fold it too tiny

'cause then you'll lose time trying to open it up.

- We know how to play.

- Well, we have a new person now, Ari, okay?

Anyway, you can write down really obscure names

if you want to, but we all have to give the same clues,

so it might be funny when the opposite team

is trying to figure out who the hell Dumbledore is.

And when it comes back around, that shit ain't gonna be funny.

I'm just saying.

Can you please hold all questions until the end?

- Bryson, let him ask a question.

- Do it matter if they dead or alive?

- You see, I was getting to that.

The people can be dead or alive.

They can be a character from a movie or TV show.

They can even be a person from this room,

as long as it's somebody most people know, okay?

- Got it.

- And if everybody could write legibly, that would be great.

- Mm-hmm.

- We looking at you, Tia.

- My handwriting is lit.

- Your shit look like hieroglyphics.

- I'ma take that as a compliment.

- You shouldn't. - [chuckles]

- ♪ The moral of the story, never trust no snake ♪

♪ The moral of the story... ♪

- Uh, Dolly Parton.

- Uh, Bruce--nah.

Uh, uh, Caitlyn Jenner.

Whitney Houston.

- Whitney Houston didn't have big boobs, bro.

- She did in "Preacher's Wife."

- Why were you staring at Whitney Houston's breasts

in "The Preacher's Wife"?

- 'Cause she was wearing a lot of tight sweaters

in that movie.

Leo--Leo DiCaprio.

Uh, um... [fingers snap]

- Forrest. Forrest Gump.

- No, no, no. Tom Hanks.

[stammers] The biceps.

Curly hair. Uh--oh.

Scarlett Johansson.

It's not "Air Bud"?

[laughs]

Foxy Brown. Nicki Minaj.

"Cry Me a Ri" -- Justin Timberlake.

Penn & Teller. - Ari.

If we lose 'cause of you, you'll be banned

from game night for the rest of your life.

- Then I hope we lose. - 50 Cent.

Yes, yes.

- Tia, you should be Insta-storying this.

- Ain't nobody trying to see us play games.

- It's not about watching us play.

It's about making them wish

that they were here playing with us.

- Serena Williams.

Who played Dead-- who played Deadpool?

Ryan Gosling. Ryan Reynolds.

- Y'all stupid. - "Cool Runnings."

"Cool Runnings."

MC Hammer.

[together] Ay!

[Yung Baby Tate's "Pretty Girl"]

- ♪ Fly mamacita with a whole lot of... ♪

- It's game night, and as y'all could tell,

I'm super excited.

Actually, I'm frontin'.

She got me recording it. - [laughs]

- Anyways, they're losing... - No, we're not.

- So I am a little bit excited about that.

Let's go ahead and get back to the game

so we can win and go home.

[phone blips]

Was that good enough?

- ♪ I'm sick like a cough ♪

♪ I don't want, uh, give me top ♪

♪ Your man staring like a fan ♪

♪ He wanna hit it, girl ♪

- I don't know. Mr. T.

- ♪ Walked in the room super cute ♪

- Uh, uh, Tupac.

- ♪ Did my dance, I heard everybody saying ♪

♪ Get it, girl, pretty girl, I don't buy drinks ♪

- Shakira? - Ariana Grande.

- Whitney Houston. - I thought you said

we supposed to be paying attention.

- No, what were you and Simone texting about?

- Oh, she was asking about Dallas.

- Oh, don't be talking to Simone about other dudes.

- Girl, what? - Oh, my God, you suck.

- It ain't gonna happen. - Chingy?

- [laughs] - Why not?

- 'Cause you a Trey. Woman like Simone want a Caine.

- Bro, Trey slept with Nia long.

- Yeah, after he was crying and punching the air.

Caine got a girl pregnant and didn't give a shit.

That's the kinda guy girls want.

- Yeah, but why?

- Do another one. [laughter]

- Daddy issues. [knocking]

- [laughs]

- Yeah, you're right. She got a lot of those.

- Hello?

- The hell? - Postmates.

The door was--I knocked.

Who's Bryson?

Credit card didn't go through.

- Look, bro, tonight is not the night--

- You know how to play "Celebrity"?

- ♪ You know, boys only rock with you... ♪

- Nah.

- We could teach you.

- ♪ So if somebody hate, I don't gotta ask them why ♪

- Take your shoes off before you walk fast in here.

Bryson, didn't mean to be aggressive.

- Yo, take your shoes off.

- Just take them off.

- Right over there. - Shoes, got it.

- Well, sit your ass down then. - Sit down somewhere.

[Durand Bernarr's "Around" playing]

- ♪ You know I love you down ♪

- ♪ But I can't miss you if you're always around ♪

[scatting]

[vocalizing]

- ♪ You know I love you down ♪

- ♪ But I can't miss you if you're always... ♪

[Musiq Soulchild's "Just Friends [Sunny]" playing]

- ♪ Girl, I know this might seem strange ♪

- Still drinking the devil's nectar, I see.

- ♪ Out of order for stepping to you... ♪

- Yep.

- ♪ See, I've been watching you... ♪

- Crystal, I know you've been busy, but--

- How's the church?

- Good.

Congregation's still small, but, you know,

you gotta start somewhere.

- You'll be preaching to millions before you know it.

- You think so?

- I know so.

- How's the job?

- The same.

- You miss Simone? - Hell yeah.

She was our rebel. - Yeah.

Bryson can be pretty rebellious too.

- Oh, I know... [laughs]

It looks good on him though.

- ♪ Gotta be my girlfriend ♪ - ♪ No, no ♪

- ♪ I just wanna know your name ♪

- Glad to see the game night tradition still lives on.

- Me too.

Always knew it would last.

- ♪ Damn, I'm surprised that you called ♪

- Even if we didn't?

- ♪ 'Cause the way you walked away ♪

♪ I thought I wasn't gonna see you no more ♪

- Look, I know you've been busy, but I feel like

- David-- - All right, break's over.

Let's get back in the game.

- ♪ Just can't stop thinking about you ♪

♪ You ain't even really gotta be my girlfriend ♪

[clock ticking]

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- Umm... - That's your word.

- Are you serious? - Bryson, don't be like that.

- That's the rules. - That's dumb as shit.

- Not our fault your teammate messed up.

- You being extra. - That's three words,

which means we get to take three points from your score.

- Wow. - That's four.

So, I suggest you be quiet. Am I right?

♪ ♪

- Y'all being some bitches.

[Sean Leon's "Turf"]

- ♪ Come through flexing, make it hurt ♪

♪ Had a little, made it work, yeah ♪

- Beautiful.

- ♪ Lots of work, yeah ♪

- What?

Beautiful?

- That's your clue?

- Mm-hmm, that's what y'all get.

[laughter]

- Kim Kardashian. - Ooh, your shit's coming out.

- Uh, I'm just gonna throw out Whitney Houston again.

Don't say another word.

- Damn.

- Atlanta. [laughter]

- Don't guess, Ari, 'cause you ain't been paying attention.

- My bad.

- ♪ Eye open like Fetty Wap ♪

- Aww, that's so cute... [laughs]

- Y'all, stop... [laughs]

- Okay, so I guess it's about that time.

- We don't need to tally up the points, Crys.

We already know y'all won.

- Can you not with the attitude?

- Bryson, don't be a sore loser.

- I'm not being a sore loser.

Y'all was cheating, and you and your little friend

over here been whispering all night.

- Yo, I got a name.

- Bryson...

- Who are you? [girls chatter]

There is a stranger in my house!

- Can you chill? - Ari, who is he?

Who is he? - That's why you quoting Tamia?

- Stop egging him on. - It's cool, bro.

- Guys, I think I drank too much to stay awake.

[laughter]

- ♪ This is what I came for ♪

♪ This is what I'm made for ♪

♪ Get me what I paid for ♪

- Hey, um,

that was really sweet. - [chuckles]

Yeah, I don't think your boy Bryson was too happy about it.

- [laughs softly] He'll be fine.

- So, what you doing after this?

- Um, drop my girls off and take my ass home.

- What you doing after that?

- Try to get some work done? [laughs]

[moody music]

♪ ♪

- What do you think they're talking about?

- Not much. He don't seem that bright.

- Then why she laughing?

- What you doing after that?

- Uh... - Mmm?

- Probably get in the bed... [laughs]

- Want some company?

- Yo, Sean.

Do you need a ride home, or...

- He don't need a ride. He Postmates.

- I'm good.

- ♪ This is what I aim for ♪

♪ This is not... ♪

- Bye, Bryson. Thanks for hosting.

Love you.

- [mutters] Love you too.

- You just gotta be patient.

- Good night, losers... [laughs]

- Bye, B.

Bye, David.

- Bye, Crystal.

- Y'all good? - We will be.

♪ ♪

[Mac Ayres' "Waiting"]

♪ ♪

- Yo, it's getting late. We should get out of here.

- What you trying to get into?

- A hot tub.

- You got a hot tub?

- No, but the hotel I'm staying at does.

- Ah, shit.

Yeah, let's do it.

- ♪ I hear your song ♪

- [laughs softly] Yo, what's wrong with y'all?

- Nothing, man. - Y'all still mad we lost?

- Nah. Sorry it got heated earlier.

We'll get 'em next time.

- This was real fun. Thanks for having me.

- Ah, yeah, any friend of Ari's is a friend of ours.

- You a lie. - Nah, he's cool,

'caused he helped clean up. - Whatever.

Look, man, we about to get outta here.

- What y'all about to get into? - Don't worry about it.

- Oh, all right. - [laughs]

[snaps fingers]

- Later, y'all. - All right.

♪ ♪

- ♪ All right ♪

[door clatters]

- [sighs] Well, this isn't how I thought my night would end.

[door shuts]

- What you trying to say?

- Negro, I'm not trying to be sitting here with you.

[both chuckling] - This was God's plan.

- Here you go. - [laughs] Don't worry.

You and Simone's time will come.

- When?

- You don't get a say about when your soulmate

walks into your life.

Sometimes, you don't get a say

when they walk out of it either.

Look, maybe y'all got some stuff you two gotta work out

before y'all get together.

- Like what?

- I don't know, but I do know

everything God does is purposeful.

♪ ♪

- Should I get a neck tattoo,

or, like, start wearing snapbacks,

and should I stop shaving my arms, or...

- I still don't know why you do that.

- ♪ Say I made it ♪

- Look, there's nothing wrong with you.

There's nothing wrong with Simone.

It's just gonna take a bit longer than you thought.

- You wanna watch another movie?

- Nah, I'ma get home.

I'll say my prayers and then go to sleep.

- What you gonna pray for?

- Don't worry about that.

Catch you later.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Don't hurt my slumber, yeah ♪

[door creaks, shuts] - [sighs]

- ♪ Now watch me take that thing from your wrist ♪

♪ Tell you what time it is ♪

♪ Find myself in the midst ♪

♪ Of something bigger than myself ♪

- ♪ Bigger than myself ♪

- ♪ Something bigger than ourselves, right ♪

♪ Ain't no more hesitating ♪

- ♪ Ain't no more hesitating ♪

- ♪ I wanna say I made it ♪

- ♪ I wanna say I made it ♪

- [sighs]

Alexa, play Ahmad. [Alexa beeps]

"Back in the Day." [Alexa blips]

[Ahmad's "Back in the Day" playing]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Back in the days when I was young ♪

♪ I'm not a kid anymore, but some days ♪

♪ I sit and wish I was a kid again ♪

♪ Back in the days when I was just a little gigolo ♪

♪ I looked up to... ♪

- Coming up this season on "Boomerang"...

- 80% of videos shared on social media

are music-related. - What that gotta do with me?

- You gotta start singing

or rapping or something. - I think you're looking at

the dream too literally. Sex is about power.

- What were you into growing up?

- I played house. - Guess you were

a perfect wife. - I can't be out here

breaking promises to God!

- Remember your sermon--you're not supposed to be perfect.

- Guys, Pro-Black T-shirts, $10.00.

- ♪ Paper, paper ♪

♪ I keep chasin' paper ♪

♪ Paper, paper, I keep chasin' paper ♪

- I can't stand you stuck up broads who ain't got no man.

- I think I love her.

- I am so sick of folks

thinking that love's supposed to be easy.

- He don't even have any fresh ideas.

- Then pitch some. - I'm not about to pitch him

my brilliance so he can take credit for it.

- Why you standing out here by yourself?

- The real shit 'bout to pop off in a few seconds.

Welcome to the let out.

- ♪ Paper, paper ♪

♪ Is there something greater? ♪

♪ I don't wanna sell my soul and wake up ♪

♪ Paper, paper, I keep chasin' paper ♪

Uh-huh!