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♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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- Elena!
- Elena!
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- Elena!
- Elena!
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Mia! Mia! Mia!
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Marvelous. Eight
years of pure Charles.
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Well, we could take it slow?
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Oh, you'll be amazed
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at how slow we're
gonna take it. Billie!
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♪ ("AVENUE 5" THEME
MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
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- Iris? I... Iris!
- I'm right here.
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Oh, yeah, that's
'cause I saved you.
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Assert your leadership,
and don't take questions.
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All right, every...
everyone, I'm the leader now,
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so if you need anything
at all, ask Iris!
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She has nothing for you!
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Hey, all my meds are
on the other ship.
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Oh. Well, I admire
your optimism.
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Someone needs to tell us
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if we're in the dead zone!
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If this is indeed the dead
zone, then I knew that already,
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and wanted to be with you,
the proletariat, at the end.
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You're welcome.
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- That's a beautiful sentiment.
- And it's true!
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You didn't need to add that. That
creates doubt that wasn't there.
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This is my life. God knows
it's not much of one,
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but again and again, Judd
just wipes his nose with it.
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Focus, focus, focus.
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I'm gonna keep saying
"focus" until you focus.
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I... I think I can help.
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Jaz, track the asteroid.
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Billie, find out what
we've got and they haven't.
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Okay, so we have got the
engines, the thrusters,
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the ice rink, the bingo machine,
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the nav computers,
and six go-karts.
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And they have... Oh,
God, they have the eels.
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Who's got the cannibal?
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Uh, I believe we do,
but we also have Frank.
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Great. So, if we end
up eating each other,
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at least we'll have
a nice garnish.
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Well, a garnish.
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Signal's back.
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Elena?
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Ryan, what is happening?
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Ah, well, it...
it seems like I...
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I might have dropped
a bit of a bollock.
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Ry... Ryan? Mierda!
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But it's all gonna be okay.
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Well, that's going in The
Guinness Book of Lies.
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Jaz, will you get the
comms back online?
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Well, the transmitter's
in the front half.
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Those who know how to
work it are in the back.
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Well, tell the front to fix it!
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Well, we can't, because
there's no signal.
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Look, just fucking
sort it, will you? Now!
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You're just yelling impossible
instructions at people!
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I know! Now get on it!
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Sorry, I have now
fixed it, actually.
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I forgot about the backup.
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See? Sometimes it works.
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Knock-knock. Not a joke.
I think I can help.
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- Okay, I'm really focusing...
- No, Spike, this is...
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- this is not the moment.
- on what we've gotta do right now, so...
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Um, I'd... I'd make that seven.
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You know, ev...
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Mommy's gonna be fine.
We're gonna be fine.
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It's gonna be like one of
those old-timey comedies,
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where a guy gets left in
charge of a newborn baby...
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and gets hit with a missile.
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So more like a dramedy.
Okay? A dramedy.
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Okay, Doug?
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Mia!
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Okay, Doug, support her head!
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Support her head,
raise her bilingual,
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and never let her
date a drummer!
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Should I write
this down? Oh shit!
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Did you just drop our baby?
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What happened?
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Uh, okay, we've got 90 percent
of the cabins, the gym,
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the bridge, but nothing
that the bridge controls,
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apart from the lights.
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We've got the basketball courts,
but they've got the basketballs.
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- And we've got the spa.
- All right.
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Well, we'll need it after
miming all that basketball.
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Oh, and we've got the eels!
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Oh, good, 'cause I'm
fucking starving.
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My kid is in the other
half. I want to see my kid!
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God, um...
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Do you have another kid
that you could focus on?
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Rav! I'm sorry.
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- Rav!
- What? What?
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Mia's breasts,
actually, all of Mia,
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are back on the other
side of the ship.
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- What should I do to feed her?
- I don't know, Doug!
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Take it to a restaurant,
give it a menu!
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Does anyone know
how to breastfeed?
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Yes, me! I am this child's
biological father and I'm ready.
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Love will accomplish
what science hasn't.
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How did this just get worse?
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Bridge is closed. Get
out. Man your posts.
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The seat of power so long
denied to me by my enemies.
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Except there is no seat.
Can we bring in a seat?
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No. Sitting is weak.
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And you won't be able to
see over the wheel, so...
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Shut the door. Shut it!
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Okay, we can hunker
down in here for now.
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You can't hunker from
a missile, Karen.
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My whole life is flashing
before my eyes, honey.
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Kindergarten, I excelled.
Middle school, harder.
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Puberty was like a bungee jump
without a rope. And now...
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- Frank, do not tailspin.
- Okay.
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We're gonna stay here
and nest and be safe.
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Like a couple of hermit crabs.
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Ooh. Cleaning vinegar.
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You soak one inch
of cloth, honey,
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it becomes semi-edible tofu!
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No more cooking, Frank. Really.
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I feel like I've
eaten six bathrooms.
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All right, you two, I
want constant updates
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on the asteroid.
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It's our prize if
we don't go boom.
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Jaz, how long have we got?
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Fifty-five minutes.
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Oh, God, 55 minutes. It's like
walking towards the guillotine.
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If the guillotine was
55 minutes' walk away.
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Excuse me. Hello.
I have a plan...
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- No, Spike.
- Spike, really, we don't wanna hear it, okay?
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I'm dying.
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I can sacrifice myself
to save the ship.
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What?
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Um, I had, uh, had chest pain.
Got a medical machine scan.
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Inoperable prolapsed mitral
valve. Calcified to fuck.
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- Well, how...
- How long? Three weeks.
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No, Spike, how are we
gonna save the ship?
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Well, we have a, uh,
a one-man escape pod.
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I can hop into it. I can fly
straight into the missile.
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One man absorbs the blow,
6,000 say, "Thanks, pal."
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Can he do that?
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Uh, in theory, yeah, he
can do that. You can...
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So you... you would
fly into the missile...
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and... and fuck me,
we all get to live!
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Yeah, we all get to live!
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- This is... this is joyous news!
- Oh my god!
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I mean, it's... not for you.
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- No.
- Obviously.
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But... but joyous!
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And also unbelievably sad.
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Unspeakable sorrow.
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♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS, FADES) ♪
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If any of you guys
have last requests,
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or you want to unburden
yourself of some family secret,
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now's the time.
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I wanna go back to
Earth, hold this baby up
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like a lion cub in front
of Mia's evil sister,
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and say, "Who's
barren now, bitch?
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Tell me, Paulina, who
the fuck is barren now?"
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Heh. Paulina would look
so dumb. Good one, Doug.
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Oh. I may need that.
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It's all gone
fucksy-daisy out there.
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We need an urgent plan
to deal with the missile.
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Right. Uh, I ran a
crisis management course
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that I did not
attend. I've got this.
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Mm.
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Hello, this is Commander Judd
of Avenue 5. Both of them.
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Come in, Earth. I repeat,
come in, you assholes.
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Uh, we need help,
so maybe don't lead
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with calling everyone
on Earth an asshole.
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Mia!
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- Doug!
- Are you still in the bathroom? I'm gonna help you escape,
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- but very quietly.
- Okay, okay!
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Yeah, listen, take the
electric toothbrush...
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What, am I gonna veneer
my way outta this?
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No, no, no, take
the head off of it
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- and there's gonna be a pointy bit there.
- Okay.
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And I want you to drill
a hole in the wall.
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I saw it in a movie once.
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All right, I'm... I'm ready.
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Don't hit any wires.
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This ship is so cheap, there
probably aren't any wires.
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I'm through, I'm through.
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Okay, good.
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This is a very small hole, Doug.
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Try to shout through it now.
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Hello! Hello! I drilled a hole
in the wall! I'm really sorry!
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This message...
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- What are you doing?
- Shh!
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People of Avenue 5...
- Oh my god.
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You're being sent this
message to save you...
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It could actually be God.
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Is God single? Because
she sounds amazing.
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It's not God, it's a woman that
does detergent commercials,
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but knock yourself out.
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People of Avenue 5,
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you are being sent this
message to save you...
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I'm gonna go out there
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and I'm gonna tell them
about the Space Siren.
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Yes, that's what
I'm calling her.
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Everybody,
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- I have amazing news!
- Hello? Uh, my name is Herman Twam Judd,
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and I am a very highly
influential figure.
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Type my name into
any search engine.
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Uh, please ignore
the smear campaigns.
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People of Avenue 5,
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you are being sent this
message to save you...
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any doubt that this missile
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will eradicate
you in 27 minutes.
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They are all assholes.
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♪ (RAPID ELECTRONIC
MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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It's just hit me.
Spike is gonna die.
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- That's just hit you?
- I should write a eulogy
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befitting his massive humanity.
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Actually, that's...
No, that's rather good.
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- You should write that down.
- I will, amen to that.
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- Make a note of that.
- I will, for sure.
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So now, you've got to call
Judd and make nice, okay?
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You've gotta get on.
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♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
Hey, Herman, my Judd-bud...
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it's Ryan here! Ha!
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How the other half lives, eh?
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Listen, if we beat the missile,
we need to work together.
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We've got some really
nice stuff over here.
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Um, we've got...
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Um... linen?
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We've got linens, we've got...
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The... all the condiments,
the condiments.
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- We've got the condiments.
- Condiments.
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Sixty large yoga balls.
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What do we have?
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We have...
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Oh. We've got... waves.
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Oh! Eels!
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Just fucking say
eels. We have eels.
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Don't let him think he's
won. Because he has,
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but don't let him
think that he's won.
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In the kingdom of the eels,
the man with the eels is king.
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- I'm not gonna say that.
- I was thinking maybe...
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twenty toilet rolls per eel?
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Because we've got
the toilet rolls.
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So unless you wanna wipe
your arse with an eel,
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and I'm sorry even for putting
that sentence out there,
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00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:28,191
I think you might wanna trade.
242
00:09:28,192 --> 00:09:30,489
You know what else we've
got in the front half, Ryan?
243
00:09:30,490 --> 00:09:31,606
The light controls.
244
00:09:31,612 --> 00:09:32,779
Oh, for...
245
00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:34,070
What are the eels
worth to you, Ryan?
246
00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:36,413
It's like negotiating
with an evil doll.
247
00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:40,369
Oh, Spike's ready. We
gotta go. We gotta go.
248
00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:41,461
Okay. We'll think about it!
249
00:09:41,462 --> 00:09:43,115
So will we, but
we'll think faster.
250
00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:44,457
Oh! Here's one.
251
00:09:44,458 --> 00:09:46,918
"He died as he lived... alone."
252
00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:49,169
By 18 months, she
should be talking.
253
00:09:49,171 --> 00:09:52,090
Twenty-four months, I'd
like fully formed sentences.
254
00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:53,681
According to the
plan, it was 32 months
255
00:09:53,682 --> 00:09:55,756
- for fully formed sentences.
- Fuck the plan, Doug.
256
00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:57,311
- We're going rogue.
- Don't panic.
257
00:09:57,312 --> 00:10:00,015
Together we will consensually
co-parent this child.
258
00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:02,516
Doug, keep Mads
away from my baby!
259
00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:04,018
He's too good-looking!
260
00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,980
He's never had to think about
anything in his entire life!
261
00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:08,315
Hello? Hello?
262
00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:10,566
Oh my god! What's happening?
263
00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,068
Hello, lady.
264
00:10:12,069 --> 00:10:13,149
Oh, thank god!
265
00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:15,113
I thought I was gonna
die on the toilet
266
00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:17,657
like my fifth-grade math tutor!
267
00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:20,198
Matt, I wanna marry
Ryan. And Charles.
268
00:10:20,202 --> 00:10:23,997
I wanna make this big, weird
family official. Right, kids?
269
00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:24,958
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
270
00:10:24,959 --> 00:10:27,997
You, me, Daddy,
and Captain Daddy.
271
00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:30,045
Marriage of the damned.
272
00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:31,456
Beautiful.
273
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,592
Uh, my guess is,
274
00:10:32,593 --> 00:10:34,630
the wedding booth on
level five is free,
275
00:10:34,633 --> 00:10:37,221
but I can't do it
because I'm manufacturing
276
00:10:37,222 --> 00:10:39,638
a death apparatus to
incinerate myself.
277
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,389
Great. All right. Let's go.
278
00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:42,890
- Thank you.
- Mazel tov.
279
00:10:45,561 --> 00:10:47,441
My hero, Spike!
280
00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:52,688
Whoo! Go Spike!
281
00:10:57,573 --> 00:10:58,865
What did I miss?
282
00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:01,286
Spike's killing himself,
but it's a good thing.
283
00:11:01,287 --> 00:11:03,785
Oh, good. I hope
he's gonna be okay.
284
00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:08,038
Elena wants to marry us.
We're going to be hus-boths.
285
00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:10,585
- Are we?
- Yeah.
286
00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:14,586
Wow! God, marriage
and death on one day.
287
00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:16,630
I wish I'd worn better socks.
288
00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:19,394
Congratulations!
Grooms in da room.
289
00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:22,138
It won't be real because
you can't consummate,
290
00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:24,474
but I'm absolutely
thrilled for you.
291
00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:26,345
Billie, do you think
this is gonna work?
292
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,352
Uh, yeah. It should.
293
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,524
Oh! You mean your marriage. No.
294
00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:37,946
Uh, I'm gonna read out
some tributes to Spike.
295
00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:40,197
Hope this doesn't
turn into a roast.
296
00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:41,829
No, that comes later!
297
00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:48,495
Uh, I think, yes. This
is from Craig, cabin 631.
298
00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:51,499
"We never spoke, but
I like astronauts."
299
00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,254
Sorry, I... I haven't
had time to...
300
00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:55,705
Captain, I think we
need to move this...
301
00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:57,804
- Yes! Yes. Yes. Absolutely.
- It's ready, so...
302
00:11:57,805 --> 00:11:59,008
Uh... Oh, look,
303
00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:00,847
- there's one here from Frank.
- Hi, buddy.
304
00:12:00,848 --> 00:12:02,925
"Spike, thank you
for Cuddle Club.
305
00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:05,059
The way your body
melted into mine
306
00:12:05,060 --> 00:12:07,477
felt more like home than
anything I've ever known."
307
00:12:07,478 --> 00:12:09,646
"Than anything I've
ever known," Frank?
308
00:12:09,647 --> 00:12:12,015
- "Than anything I've ever known?"
- Sorry.
309
00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:13,481
We're just wasting
fuel at this point.
310
00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:15,570
Okay, we're done, then,
with this bit. I think...
311
00:12:15,571 --> 00:12:16,818
Yes. Yes, absolutely.
312
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,278
Spike, any last words?
313
00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:21,619
Uh, yes, it... There's
something I'd like to say.
314
00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:24,156
I've, uh, been...
315
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:27,498
I guess been building up to
saying this my whole life.
316
00:12:27,499 --> 00:12:29,286
- Most...
- Yeah, Spike, I think we get it.
317
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:30,620
- That's... yeah.
- Oh. Oh.
318
00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:32,924
- So we can...
- I... I understand. I understand.
319
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:36,455
- Here we go, Spike.
- Spike, uh, listen.
320
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,012
I've... I've written a
eulogy for you myself.
321
00:12:38,013 --> 00:12:40,047
And I'm really pleased with
the way it's coming together.
322
00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:41,550
I don't wanna rush
it, but I have to go
323
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:43,349
- and get married, so Godspeed.
- Yeah. Bye.
324
00:12:43,350 --> 00:12:44,965
- All right?
- Bye. Forever.
325
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:48,635
- Any tips on how to fly her?
- It's an escape pod.
326
00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:50,351
You just sit in it
while it escapes.
327
00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:52,272
You remember who
you're talking to.
328
00:12:52,273 --> 00:12:53,897
I landed a module on Mars!
329
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,478
Yeah, well, you're
definitely qualified to sit
330
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:57,442
in an escape pod then,
but then so is a potato.
331
00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:59,569
Launch sequence initiated.
332
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,200
Okay, uh, well, safe trip.
333
00:13:01,201 --> 00:13:03,527
Uh, not safe,
obviously, but trip.
334
00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:07,827
Ten, nine, eight, seven...
335
00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:10,658
six, five, four...
336
00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:13,500
three, two, one.
337
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,671
Launch.
338
00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:21,130
♪ (DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
339
00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:26,852
{\an8}♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
340
00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:29,727
Bye, Rav.
341
00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:36,685
Hello! Hello, everyone, sorry,
sorry to keep you waiting, uh,
342
00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:39,025
I've just been wishing
Spike a happy obliteration.
343
00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:40,735
- Uh, who's got...
- Take your seats, everyone!
344
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,356
Take your seats anywhere...
Not there, not there!
345
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:44,241
- It's fine. You're fine.
- Move it down, please!
346
00:13:44,242 --> 00:13:46,160
You're here now. Let's,
uh, let's get a wiggle on,
347
00:13:46,161 --> 00:13:47,327
make this puppy legal.
348
00:13:47,328 --> 00:13:49,246
Yeah, all right, wind
your neck in, Charles.
349
00:13:49,247 --> 00:13:50,495
This is for Elena.
350
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:53,416
She'll make a lovely bride.
I imagine. She's not here.
351
00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:55,205
I knew you'd be here.
352
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:57,289
Have you come as
an Arctic sniper?
353
00:13:57,294 --> 00:13:59,714
Wha... wha... Or are
you the next pope? What?
354
00:13:59,715 --> 00:14:01,301
You needed witnesses. I'm here.
355
00:14:01,302 --> 00:14:03,298
- Yeah, you'll do.
- Can we just move this along?
356
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:05,800
- Who's got the, uh, the, the...
- Frank, Frank!
357
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,853
- Frank! Frank! Let's go.
- Oh, yeah.
358
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:11,766
♪ (WEDDING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
359
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,847
Okay, Captain, we've
really gotta move it, okay?
360
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,311
Elena, could you...
361
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:21,234
Okay, uh, Frank. Hit wedding.
362
00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:22,645
Hey, hey, you virgins!
363
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:25,410
I bet tonight's gonna get
all sorts of fuckin' nasty.
364
00:14:25,411 --> 00:14:29,236
But before we get there, "Let's
Get Hitched with Herman Judd."
365
00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:30,871
Fuck it, no! No! Stop, stop!
366
00:14:30,872 --> 00:14:32,409
I'm... Stop it. I can't do this.
367
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:36,708
I cannot get married under
Judd's watchful nipples.
368
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,209
Okay, we're gonna do
this somewhere else.
369
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:39,590
Elena, we'll just be one minute.
370
00:14:39,591 --> 00:14:41,627
- Okay.
- Much nicer, uh, other place.
371
00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:43,130
- All right?
- Okay, mi amor. Okay.
372
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:45,222
- Come on, everybody.
- You heard him! Let's go, let's go!
373
00:14:45,223 --> 00:14:46,967
Keep it moving,
let's go, go, go!
374
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,138
Where are we going?
375
00:14:48,139 --> 00:14:49,967
An open sewer would
be better than this.
376
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,972
♪ (RAPID ELECTRONIC
MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
377
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,062
I need you to marry us.
378
00:14:53,063 --> 00:14:54,688
Ryan doesn't want
Judd doing it, so...
379
00:14:54,689 --> 00:14:57,055
That seems so sad.
Someone on their deathbed,
380
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:59,022
{\an8}marrying three people
on their deathbeds,
381
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:01,153
in a giant deathbed factory.
382
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,900
Just say the vows, you
prick. Okay? Great.
383
00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:09,329
Yeah, let's just do it
here. I'm tired of running.
384
00:15:09,330 --> 00:15:10,275
Okay.
385
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:11,794
It's as bad as anywhere
else, I suppose.
386
00:15:11,795 --> 00:15:13,195
Everybody, get a seat.
387
00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:14,662
Who's got the, uh...
388
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:16,623
- Yep, yep, yep!
- Oh, Frank's still got it. All right, let's go.
389
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:17,924
♪ (ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
390
00:15:17,925 --> 00:15:20,786
No, no, no, skip
that bit, skip that.
391
00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:24,424
Dearly beloved slash condemned,
uh, we're gathered here today
392
00:15:24,425 --> 00:15:28,384
to celebrate the joyous
slash heartbreaking union
393
00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:30,845
of you three people as
you commit to spending
394
00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:34,346
the rest of your harrowingly
short lives together.
395
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,184
Okay, everyone, listen!
396
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,805
Listen, I've got it!
397
00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:38,851
Okay.
398
00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:40,733
Do they think Rav's
in charge here?
399
00:15:40,734 --> 00:15:42,569
This is either the
first or the final stage
400
00:15:42,570 --> 00:15:44,146
of carbon monoxide poisoning.
401
00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:46,861
Um, how about we kill
the engine, the lights,
402
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:49,322
the power, we go
completely dark.
403
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:51,532
The missile passes us by. Boom!
404
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:54,373
I mean, the opposite of boom,
hopefully, but who's with me?
405
00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:58,497
Do you, Potential Spouse One,
406
00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:01,879
take Potential Spouse Two as
your lawfully wedded spouse?
407
00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:04,377
Not massively clear,
but yes, I do.
408
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,420
And do you,
Potential Spouse Two,
409
00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:09,217
take Spouse One as your
lawfully wedded spouse?
410
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,218
I do.
411
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,636
Will you stop mouthing along?
412
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:12,887
I'm being an effing witness!
413
00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:14,764
Boundaries, honey, please.
414
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:18,595
Okay, everybody, uh, get
ready! Get ready, find a space.
415
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:20,019
Okay, here goes.
416
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:23,690
And since you are a throuple,
do you, Potential Spouse Three,
417
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,860
take Confirmed
Spouses One and Two
418
00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:27,609
as your lawfully wedded spouses?
419
00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:29,241
Disable systems!
420
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,492
What happened? Where...
where did she go?
421
00:16:32,493 --> 00:16:34,159
I didn't... I didn't
touch, I didn't do any...
422
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,699
- I didn't touch it.
- We've gotta finish it.
423
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,709
She... she didn't say her vows.
424
00:16:37,710 --> 00:16:39,915
Does that mean just
us are married?
425
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:43,918
Oh, tits.
426
00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:48,879
I mean... Uh, I
said "I do," so...
427
00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:50,261
So I think we're good.
428
00:16:50,262 --> 00:16:52,138
Because we still have
a missile to stop
429
00:16:52,139 --> 00:16:54,426
and an asteroid to harvest
before we cut the cake.
430
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,180
Wait, did you just marry Karen?
431
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:57,221
- No!
- Maybe.
432
00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:58,480
You married my wife?
433
00:16:58,481 --> 00:17:00,845
- Yes, I think so.
- Mazel tov. Captain!
434
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,396
If you hadn't dithered,
we'd be done by now.
435
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:06,068
If we survive this,
I will annul you.
436
00:17:06,069 --> 00:17:07,775
- You don't mean that.
- I thought you were
437
00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:09,696
- just a witness.
- I think we're married, honey.
438
00:17:09,697 --> 00:17:11,105
- Charles?
- Hmm?
439
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,155
Oh! Oh.
440
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:15,866
I'm just a happy bride!
441
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,488
Everyone!
442
00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:20,084
We need total silence.
443
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,459
You should challenge that.
444
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,377
- Hey Rav?
- What?
445
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,458
- You mean total silence?
- Yes!
446
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,801
That doesn't seem possible.
447
00:17:29,802 --> 00:17:31,468
- Great challenge.
- We should go.
448
00:17:31,469 --> 00:17:33,217
Oh my god, guys! Shush!
449
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:40,681
Guys, I'm kind of
hoping that we die now.
450
00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:42,143
Is... is that strange?
451
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,484
Four words. Shut the fuck up!
452
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,901
That's actually five words.
453
00:17:47,902 --> 00:17:49,609
Shush!
454
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,319
Wait, no, it's four. My bad.
455
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,860
Just shut up! Just shut
up. Everyone, shut up.
456
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:55,615
You have gotta call Lucas.
457
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,946
I grabbed this just
before the split,
458
00:17:57,951 --> 00:18:01,954
- so you could call Lucas!
- Oh, you little beauty.
459
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:03,955
Not you. I mean, not,
not that you're not...
460
00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:05,837
Oh my god, Ryan, I don't
care, just do the call.
461
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,300
Ryan! How you doing?
462
00:18:11,301 --> 00:18:13,338
Lucas, we have good news.
463
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:14,509
Hey! Hey!
464
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,598
{\an8}The missile is not
going to hit us now.
465
00:18:16,599 --> 00:18:19,095
{\an8}And even better news,
we're about to harvest
466
00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:20,517
a large amount of lithium,
467
00:18:20,518 --> 00:18:23,266
so suck, as it were, on that.
468
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:25,188
{\an8}How exactly are you
gonna get this lithium?
469
00:18:25,189 --> 00:18:28,815
{\an8}We propose to trade the
lithium for a rescue.
470
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,646
Yeah, and a proper
rescue, not just some guy
471
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,031
with a headlamp
and an energy bar.
472
00:18:32,032 --> 00:18:34,656
And in return, we will
save you from extinction.
473
00:18:34,657 --> 00:18:36,615
How does that sound?
Pretty good, I would think.
474
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:38,533
How are we doing on the eulogy?
475
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:39,704
- Billie?
- Yeah?
476
00:18:39,705 --> 00:18:40,741
{\an8}Ryan?
477
00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:42,000
Oh, shit, Captain!
478
00:18:42,001 --> 00:18:44,155
- Captain, they've gone dark!
- Ryan?
479
00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:45,873
They switched their lights off
480
00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:47,754
so that the missile
latches onto us!
481
00:18:47,755 --> 00:18:48,835
Ryan?
482
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,746
Such a low-down,
shitty thing to do!
483
00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:52,264
Why the fuck didn't
I think of that?
484
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:54,626
What's he doing?
485
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,884
Do missiles go for
flashing lights?
486
00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:58,045
I thought that was moths.
487
00:18:58,053 --> 00:18:59,887
You there? No? Fuck.
488
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:01,138
Hold on, Lucas!
489
00:19:01,139 --> 00:19:03,059
I gotta speak to this
demented toddler.
490
00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:04,267
- Judd!
- Oh, hey, Ryan.
491
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,268
If you want your
lights back on...
492
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,860
And eels, if we survive.
493
00:19:07,861 --> 00:19:12,685
And eels, if we survive, then
we're gonna need some linens,
494
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:17,071
five thousand toilet rolls,
half the medicine, and mustard.
495
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:19,031
We want all the mustard.
496
00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:20,412
You like mustard.
497
00:19:21,159 --> 00:19:22,199
Just say fucking, "Yes!"
498
00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:25,002
You can have the absolutely
irrelevant mustard.
499
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:31,035
"Corporeal bonds." I like that.
500
00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:32,625
Yeah. Okay.
501
00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:36,507
And also, uh, "Brave..."
No. "Noble..."
502
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,548
"Brave-slash-noble humanity."
That'll do for now.
503
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:40,471
- Great. Great.
- Lucas, you still there?
504
00:19:40,472 --> 00:19:42,720
Yes, I am still here, and
I'm not the one who's got
505
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,271
a missile heading
towards me, by the way,
506
00:19:44,272 --> 00:19:45,676
so I'm gonna need some
details of this plan.
507
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:48,019
Okay, Spike's closing in on
the missile. Five minutes.
508
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,900
- Put him on. Where is the...
- Okay. I'll get the eulogy.
509
00:19:49,901 --> 00:19:52,317
- That one.
- I'll get the... I'm getting the eulogy up. Okay.
510
00:19:52,318 --> 00:19:54,734
Ryan. Ryan?
511
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:56,235
- Spike Martin.
- Oh, and Ryan,
512
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:58,026
we're gonna need all
the pillows, too.
513
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,240
Go, go, go, go, go!
514
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:01,159
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
515
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:05,158
Judd! Fuck the pillows! You
can sleep on the mustard!
516
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:11,959
Spike Martin.
Godspeed, old friend.
517
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,545
Know this. We will honor you
518
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,466
and the noble-slash-braves...
519
00:20:16,467 --> 00:20:20,835
the braves... sacrifice
that you will have made,
520
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:22,345
all of our lives.
521
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:23,804
I really don't like that.
522
00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:25,264
Well, you told me
to put a slash.
523
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:26,885
- Well, yeah... I know...
- But it was either-or, so...
524
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,982
- But I couldn't read that, could I?
- I think he liked it.
525
00:20:28,983 --> 00:20:30,187
Spike?
526
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,310
That's badly written.
527
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,106
Ooh, seat warmer.
528
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:38,945
Fancy a last blast
of fun down there.
529
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,526
Medical scan selected.
530
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:42,740
Cholesterol, high.
531
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,617
I like butter, so fuck you.
532
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:48,038
You will live on, in
our hearts and memories.
533
00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:50,214
We will always...
534
00:20:50,215 --> 00:20:52,377
Cardiac health, excellent.
535
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:54,251
What?
536
00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:56,002
Minor inflammation in
the left ventricle.
537
00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:59,632
May flag as mitral valve
prolapse if incorrectly scanned.
538
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,342
Treatment, aspirin.
539
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,469
Wait... the robot was wrong?
540
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:05,680
As you slip these
corporeal bonds
541
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:07,974
and take your rightful
place in the firmament...
542
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,515
- Oh, and Ryan, um...
- Jesus Christ!
543
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:12,268
We're only gonna be able to
send one crate of eels a month.
544
00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:14,110
- I hope that's okay.
- Okay, okay, okay.
545
00:21:14,111 --> 00:21:15,646
Uh...
546
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:19,318
Will you fuck massively
and totally off?
547
00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:21,028
- Who's talking now?
- Not you, Lucas.
548
00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:22,779
Lucas?
549
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:27,159
- Your fearlessness will inspire ge...
- I'm not doing it.
550
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,160
- Hello? Spike?
- I'm not doing it.
551
00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:30,412
You're not doing what?
552
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:32,123
I'm gonna live!
553
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,833
So I'm turning the
escape pod around.
554
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,674
Well, I think we all knew
that was gonna happen.
555
00:21:35,675 --> 00:21:37,088
No! No, no, no, Spike.
556
00:21:37,089 --> 00:21:38,457
You grow a spine, Spike,
557
00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:41,048
and you throw that spine
at the fucking missile!
558
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:42,429
Spike is gonna fly
into the missile.
559
00:21:42,430 --> 00:21:44,135
Why are you
negotiating without me?
560
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,636
Oh, for fuck's sake.
561
00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:46,887
Oh, you know, if
you switch this,
562
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:49,388
then everyone can hear everyone.
563
00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:51,061
Well, why didn't you
tell me that before...?
564
00:21:51,062 --> 00:21:52,727
Did you not see me going...?
565
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:54,058
I wondered what that was about.
566
00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:58,356
The reason I didn't
tell you, Judd,
567
00:21:58,358 --> 00:22:01,568
is because the last chats you
had with Lucas went so well
568
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:03,320
he fired a missile at us!
569
00:22:03,321 --> 00:22:04,741
I'm a master negotiator.
570
00:22:04,742 --> 00:22:06,869
I just negotiated
for all the pillows.
571
00:22:06,870 --> 00:22:08,907
If idiocy was an
orthodox church,
572
00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:12,120
you'd be an archdeacon! You'd
be Pope Herman the Fuck!
573
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:14,251
- Spike?
- Well, you're not a real man, Ryan.
574
00:22:14,252 --> 00:22:16,419
You're just a coat
hanger for despair.
575
00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:19,248
- You're a shoe tree for twat!
- Spike!
576
00:22:19,254 --> 00:22:23,424
You're unhealthy for everyone.
You're bad for us all,
577
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:26,594
in a pure, unadulterated,
ass-banana way.
578
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:29,925
I just came up with that
word right now. Ass-banana.
579
00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:32,479
Could you come up with
ass-banana? I doubt it.
580
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:33,686
Stop saying ass-banana.
581
00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:35,895
Spike, please! I'm gonna
need some more information.
582
00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:40,356
Here's all the info you need.
Fuck this, I'm not doing it.
583
00:22:40,358 --> 00:22:42,818
No. Spike, you have to do
it. There's a baby in here.
584
00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:45,779
I say this with...
With lots of love.
585
00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,571
That baby's gonna
have to swivel.
586
00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:50,331
Spike, whatever the problem
is, you just tell us
587
00:22:50,332 --> 00:22:52,327
and we'll talk you
through. We're all here.
588
00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:53,788
- Right.
- We're all here.
589
00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:56,377
The problem is, I'm a
massive chickenshit.
590
00:22:56,378 --> 00:22:58,334
- Yeah, well, he is.
- That is not helpful!
591
00:22:58,335 --> 00:23:00,375
But with the ventricles
of a 20-year-old,
592
00:23:00,378 --> 00:23:01,587
so I'm coming back!
593
00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:04,168
No! No, no, no, no, Spike,
come on, you can do this!
594
00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:05,383
- You're a hero!
- No!
595
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,093
You've always been
a hero to us, Spike.
596
00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:09,637
I'm... I'm crying.
597
00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:12,306
Heroes don't...
don't... They don't cry.
598
00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:15,017
- Oh, they totally do!
- Yeah!
599
00:23:15,018 --> 00:23:16,894
- All the time!
- All the time!
600
00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:18,395
It's wonderful that
you're in touch
601
00:23:18,396 --> 00:23:19,936
with your vulnerable side.
602
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,110
Having said that,
603
00:23:21,111 --> 00:23:24,235
you do absolutely have
to fucking kill yourself.
604
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,236
Don't listen to
him. Listen to me.
605
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:27,988
You really do need
to kill yourself,
606
00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:29,569
but because I said it, not Ryan.
607
00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:32,118
Two minutes to
total eradication.
608
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:34,039
Unnecessary addition of "total."
609
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,157
Uh... oh, yes.
610
00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:37,623
Tautology at a time
like this, it's insane.
611
00:23:37,624 --> 00:23:39,625
Okay.
612
00:23:39,626 --> 00:23:42,086
Come on, you old
bastard, you can do this.
613
00:23:43,338 --> 00:23:44,797
All right, listen.
614
00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:47,758
Um, I have some frozen sperm,
and I want you to have it.
615
00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:49,509
Oh, goddammit,
you're gonna die too.
616
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:51,051
Well, I want you
to have it anyway.
617
00:23:51,054 --> 00:23:52,763
And this isn't me
hitting on you,
618
00:23:52,764 --> 00:23:54,348
so don't get legal.
619
00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:56,179
Those are your last words to me?
620
00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:57,524
"Don't get legal"?
621
00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:04,903
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
622
00:24:10,740 --> 00:24:11,910
Nope. I can't.
623
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:15,286
- Ah!
- Oh.
624
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:17,537
Oh!
625
00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:19,248
Oh my god!
626
00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:22,129
- No, no!
- He's only gone and accidentally saved us!
627
00:24:22,130 --> 00:24:24,044
Oh my God!
628
00:24:24,045 --> 00:24:25,254
He did it!
629
00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:28,545
Lucas! I'm over several moons
to be able to inform you
630
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:30,590
that the lithium is on its way.
631
00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:33,304
We've only gone and
saved Planet Earth.
632
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:35,675
- You are barely welcome.
- Oh, wait, no.
633
00:24:35,682 --> 00:24:37,602
The missile looks like
it's now headed for the...
634
00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:41,225
Asteroid.
635
00:24:43,273 --> 00:24:44,483
Can I call you back?
636
00:24:48,195 --> 00:24:50,985
What the... What?
637
00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:53,069
That's why they
call it a missile!
638
00:24:53,074 --> 00:24:54,244
Because it misses!
639
00:24:54,245 --> 00:24:57,369
I don't know how I feel!
640
00:24:57,370 --> 00:25:01,630
I don't know how I feel.
641
00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:06,418
Reactivate systems!
642
00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:08,471
Oh! Oh, I think I
just saved the ship!
643
00:25:08,472 --> 00:25:10,085
I think you did!
644
00:25:11,134 --> 00:25:13,928
Oh! Oh! Adulation?
Not unpleasant.
645
00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:17,139
I might start doing
cocaine after this!
646
00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:18,640
Oh, ah!
647
00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:22,728
I'm a fucking legend!
648
00:25:22,729 --> 00:25:24,149
All right, put me
down, put me down.
649
00:25:24,150 --> 00:25:28,147
All yield. All hail Rav.
All yield. All hail Rav!
650
00:25:28,151 --> 00:25:32,404
All yield! All hail Rav!
651
00:25:32,405 --> 00:25:33,614
All yield!
652
00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:35,074
- All hail Rav!
- Matt, we did it!
653
00:25:35,075 --> 00:25:36,615
We're alive!
654
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:38,999
Oh, um...
655
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,075
- All yield! All hail Rav!
- Hey.
656
00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:45,291
Hi! I just wanted to
let everyone know,
657
00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:47,294
I saved us. You're welcome.
658
00:25:47,295 --> 00:25:48,504
It was nothing.
659
00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:50,214
Yeah, you're darn
right it was nothing.
660
00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:51,465
- You did nothing.
- Yeah!
661
00:25:51,466 --> 00:25:54,385
He... he ran away and got
fussy about bed linen.
662
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:57,136
He's a super big sociopath,
and we should kill him!
663
00:25:57,138 --> 00:25:58,597
- Yeah!
- It's... it's cool...
664
00:25:58,598 --> 00:25:59,718
That's against ship rules.
665
00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:02,064
Okay, we can't kill him.
It's against ship rules.
666
00:26:02,065 --> 00:26:03,850
What... what can we do?
667
00:26:03,853 --> 00:26:07,106
Uh, you know what
we do to jellyfish?
668
00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:09,437
- No?
- Is we feed them to eels.
669
00:26:09,442 --> 00:26:11,151
Oh, we can feed him to the eels!
670
00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:13,862
Feed him now! Feed him now!
671
00:26:13,863 --> 00:26:14,947
Feed him now!
672
00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:16,318
- Uh...
- Guys?
673
00:26:16,324 --> 00:26:18,914
I would just say that I
don't wanna be fed to eels.
674
00:26:18,915 --> 00:26:21,745
- Why?
- Because I saved us.
675
00:26:21,746 --> 00:26:24,996
And I got us a great deal
on pillows and mustard.
676
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,170
We didn't get the pillows.
677
00:26:26,171 --> 00:26:27,337
- Fuck.
- Get him!
678
00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:31,764
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
679
00:26:37,595 --> 00:26:39,385
They're incredibly suggestible.
680
00:26:41,349 --> 00:26:44,229
To the eels! To the
eels! To the eels!
681
00:26:45,061 --> 00:26:46,770
♪ (QUIET MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
682
00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:50,774
{\an8}Holy shit. That is impressive.
683
00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:53,985
Yeah. Quite the happy
ending, isn't it?
684
00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:55,987
All right. Let me
make some calls.
685
00:26:55,989 --> 00:26:58,824
{\an8}And, uh, sorry
about the missile.
686
00:26:58,825 --> 00:27:00,575
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
687
00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:03,704
So is this all we
managed to save?
688
00:27:03,705 --> 00:27:04,655
Yeah.
689
00:27:04,664 --> 00:27:06,373
It could power an
electric scooter
690
00:27:06,374 --> 00:27:08,844
- for about 25 minutes.
- Uh-huh.
691
00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:12,125
So in addition to destroying
692
00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:14,548
almost all the
lithium in the galaxy,
693
00:27:14,549 --> 00:27:17,139
there's a good chance I'm
married to Karen Kelly.
694
00:27:18,678 --> 00:27:19,718
Bit of golf?
695
00:27:19,721 --> 00:27:21,099
The golf course is actually
on the other side...
696
00:27:21,100 --> 00:27:23,140
- of the ship, yeah.
- It's on the other side, yeah.
697
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:32,190
♪ (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
698
00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:58,839
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
699
00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:23,575
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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