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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:09,155 A film made with the supp0rt 0f the Nati0nal Cinema Center 2 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:14,029 In c0llab0rati0n with the R0manian Televisi0n S0ciety 3 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:19,034 00:01:44,637 - Marcel has 0utrun us again ! - H0w d0es he d0 it every time ? 5 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:45,954 Let's get inside ! 6 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:58,030 0nce again, y0u're late. 7 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:05,039 00:02:09,113 00:02:12,599 00:02:16,356 00:02:20,391 00:02:22,831 00:02:26,595 - Marcel, can I tell y0u a j0ke ? - N0 ! 14 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:31,236 Get busy n0w ! Cut ! 15 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:33,751 Maybe I'll win en0ugh t0 buy s0me s0up. 16 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:37,714 - Is this all y0u eat at h0me ? - And what if I d0 ? 17 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:41,950 ''I'm an 0rdinary girl...'' 18 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:45,234 ''There's n0thing strange with me...'' 19 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,434 ''My eyes aren't s0 extra0rdinary...'' 20 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:51,435 ''I have a c0mm0n smile...'' 21 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:55,111 Knights 0f the R0und Table ! Are y0u ready ? 22 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:56,275 Yes ! 23 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:07,713 H0w many ? 24 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:10,512 Three. 25 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:19,995 - Tw0. - Three. 26 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:23,198 0ne. 27 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:29,752 Three... Tw0... Three... 0ne. 28 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:37,632 - 0ne leu. - I'm 0ut. 29 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:39,878 I'll raise y0u tw0. 30 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:44,394 - I'll raise y0u five. - Call. 31 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:47,798 I'm 0n. 32 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:52,553 - That thing isn't w0rth a penny ! - C0me 0n ! We'll take it. 33 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:56,039 Thanks, Marcel. Y0u're such a gent'. 34 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:00,559 F0ur aces. 35 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:19,433 P0KER 36 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,752 Have a seat. 37 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:01,914 C0mrade, 0ne 0range juice and 0ne Savarin cake. 38 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:05,157 What's wr0ng, Marcel ? D0n't y0u like Savarin cakes ? 39 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:07,080 - D0 I have a ch0ice ? - N0. 40 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:07,318 - D0 I have a ch0ice ? - N0. 41 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:10,830 I did that when I recruited y0u. I think I made a g00d ch0ice. 42 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:15,193 Marcel, fr0m n0w 0n, y0u will be the Bachel0r. 43 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:19,636 - I'd have rather been The Ace. - This name is taken already. 44 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:22,269 Sign here... Leave them ! 45 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,478 What year are y0u in at the Architecture Faculty ? 46 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:29,158 - I'm a s0ph0m0re. - Here, t00. 47 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:40,552 H0w will we get in t0uch ? 48 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:45,837 This is my number. Y0u say y0u're the Bachel0r and y0u ask f0r me. 49 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:48,435 - C0mrade, the check ! - N0 need... 50 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,833 - G00dbye ! - D0n't y0u f0rget ! 51 00:05:56,880 --> 00:06:00,509 Y0u'll take this secret t0 y0ur grave If y0u betray us, we'll find y0u. 52 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:55,869 - W0uld y0u like t0 hear a j0ke ? - We kn0w it ! 53 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:57,308 It's a g00d 0ne. 54 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:01,840 ''I'm an 0rdinary girl...'' 55 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:05,513 - ''There's n0thing...'' - Then, f0ld and that's that ! 56 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:08,750 C0me 0n... Tw0 Lei. 57 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:19,437 I call y0ur tw0 and I'll raise y0u ten. 58 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:21,839 I f0ld. 59 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:27,068 - Three sevens. I'll see y0u. - I beat y0u. Straight t0 the Queen. 60 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:30,955 He wh0 takes the m0ney, first, will have t0 give them back. 61 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:35,278 I d0n't think s0. I leave y0u n0w. M0ther's waiting f0r me with s0up. 62 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:38,838 Are y0u crazy ? S0up at ten 0'cl0ck in the m0rning ? 63 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:43,195 T0 each h0use its habit. T0day, we're having s0up at 10. 64 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:45,073 If y0u g0, leave the m0ney ! 65 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:48,158 Let him g0 ! G0, Titel ! The s0up will get c0ld. 66 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:50,710 Thanks, Marcel. I w0n't f0rget y0u. 67 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:56,954 - What are we d0ing n0w ? - We play. 68 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:59,072 - Us three ? - With a ''dead hand''. 69 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,228 Cards ! 70 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:14,629 - I want tw0. - Three. 71 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:21,912 Tw0... Three... And 0ne f0r me. 72 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,119 35. 73 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:37,717 - I pass. - I'll raise y0u 85. 74 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:43,673 Plus 200. 75 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:02,359 Check. 76 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:06,236 Let me see y0ur hand, H0ria. 77 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:10,113 Flush. 78 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:16,596 Y0u can take it h0me and flush it d0wn the t0ilet. 79 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:20,873 F0ur Bachel0rs. 80 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:25,834 My father will kill me. These were f0r the electrical and gas bills. 81 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:29,117 Take it ! I'm lending it t0 y0u. Y0u'll repay me when y0u can. 82 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:32,991 I have never seen new 100 bills. Where did y0u get them ? 83 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,793 - I s0ld my mem0irs. - What mem0irs ? 84 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,558 The 0nes fr0m the future. 85 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:43,675 Are y0u sure ? 86 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:45,108 00:09:46,435 Didn't I tell y0u ? 88 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:49,393 They br0ught pe0ple with sh0tgun w0unds t0 the h0spital. 89 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:52,028 - Everyb0dy is talking ab0ut it. - Turn that damn thing 0n ! 90 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,315 It's the upper butt0n. 91 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:54,998 ... and I ask the w0rkers... 92 00:09:55,600 --> 00:10:00,310 I ask all w0rkers in 0ur fact0ries and plants t0 st0p w0rking. 93 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,997 - L00k ! - Isn't that Marcel ? 94 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:04,348 Yes, it's him. 95 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:06,600 If y0u d0n't c0me here, t0 the Televisi0n building, 96 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:08,192 If y0u d0n't c0me here, t0 the Televisi0n building, 97 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:09,754 t0 j0in us, 98 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:14,194 be aware that what all 0ur eff0rts y0u see n0w w0uld be in vain. 99 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:16,188 I d0n't want it t0 end like this. 100 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:17,594 I'm g0ing there right n0w. 101 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,909 - I'm g0ing there, t00. - Put 0n a sweater ! 102 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:24,073 D0n't let me see y0u in the h0spital, sh0t in the head ! 103 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:35,312 ''I'm an 0rdinary girl...'' 104 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:38,918 ''There's n0thing strange with me...'' 105 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:43,359 ''My eyes aren't s0 extra0rdinary...'' 106 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:47,028 ''I have a c0mm0n smile...'' 107 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,432 Hail ! 108 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:40,956 Y0u're full 0f stamina, my dear ! Y0ur p0wer is limitless. 109 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:45,472 I kn0w n0 limits. If I'm t00 much f0r y0u, let me kn0w, Senat0r. 110 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:49,150 Never, h0ney ! Y0u're free t0 wear me 0ut. 111 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:52,629 What did y0ur wife say when y0u left her ? 112 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:56,197 - 28 years 0f sp0tless marriage... - She asked me t0 div0rce her. 113 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:58,431 - What ? - She c0uldn't take it anym0re. 114 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:01,514 - In bed ? - N0 way ! She's fr0m Transylvania. 115 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:04,476 She c0uldn't spend all the m0ney as I received as bribe. 116 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:06,995 - There'd always be m0ney left... - What ab0ut me ? 117 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:10,108 - I'm the 0ne wh0 has t0 keep up. - In bed ? 118 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:14,349 - I mean taking bribe, dear ! - P00r girl ! 119 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:16,711 She'd barely learned t0 intr0duce herselfh 120 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:19,149 Mrs Senat0r Claudiu Vitelaru. 121 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:22,228 - I'd like t0 see her n0w. - D0n't y0u w0rry ab0ut her ! 122 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:25,916 Y0u left her that beautiful h0use. This is why we have a pr0t0c0l h0use. 123 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:29,198 All I dream 0f, at night, is b0ars and 0xen. 124 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:33,117 - I als0 dreamt 0f y0u last night. - Were there any fangs, t00 ? 125 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,231 - Y0u had h0rns. - Already ? 126 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,598 Then, y0u w0n't get a thing fr0m me. 127 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:41,954 Senat0r... Is there anything f0r me ? 128 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,797 What d0 y0u have there ? 129 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:51,000 C0me 0n, Senat0r... Please ! Sh0w me ! 130 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:54,153 Where ? Here ? I d0n't kn0w... C0me and see ! 131 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:13,554 Tell me I'm right ! My G0d ! 132 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:17,873 Am I, 0fficially, y0ur fianc�e ? 133 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:23,152 My G0d ! What a beauty ! 134 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:25,514 D0es it fit me well ? 135 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:33,472 N0 ! N0t this s0ng ! 136 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,232 Pr0fess0r... 137 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,433 Pr0fess0r, this way ! The hall is full 0f media. 138 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:14,588 D0 y0u think he'll survive ? 139 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,991 I can't say. I haven't seen the patient. They br0ught him n0w. 140 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:22,154 - Is there anything left ? - Yes, f0r the aut0psy... I'm j0king. 141 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:25,672 Can y0u tell if he's g0ing t0 die until the evening news ? 142 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,514 We g0t him 0n the street. He was burning beautifully. 143 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:33,552 Please... My assistant will tell y0u. N0w y0u'll excuse me. Thanks. 144 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:36,590 Pr0fess0r, 0ne m0re questi0n ! 145 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:38,839 Make way ! 146 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,433 D0 y0u still feel pain ? 147 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:46,837 As y0u kn0w, we are the 0nly netw0rk that has exclusive f00tage 148 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:51,551 0f the immense eff0rt of professor Horia Vrabete, 149 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:55,317 t0 save the life 0f the unf0rtunate man wh0 set himself 0n fire, 150 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,391 in fr0nt 0f the City Hall, in 0rder t0 get a place t0 live. 151 00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:59,670 - H0w d0 y0u feel bef0re surgery ? - Are we live ? 152 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:01,555 N0. 153 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:07,237 Then I feel like shit, sweetie. What's with y0u all here ? 154 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:11,315 Get 0ut ! Wise guy... I t0ld y0u I d0n't like these tricks. 155 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:16,272 Y0u kn0w I d0n't like it. Let's get t0 business ! 156 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,355 We have w0rk t0 d0 ! 157 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,196 00:17:35,875 D0wn ! 159 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,195 M0ve ! 160 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:42,389 M0ve ! 161 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,439 Y0u scum ! 162 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:08,669 Why d0 y0u b0rr0w m0ney, when y0u kn0w y0u can't pay it back ? 163 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:12,759 Give me an0ther day... Just 0ne m0re day. It's all I ask. 164 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:14,988 0ne m0re day ? 165 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:18,912 I'm s0 s0rry I can't help y0u. 166 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,269 C0mrade ! What are y0u d0ing ? 167 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:34,076 - What did he say ? - ''It's n0thing. I'm all h0les.'' 168 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,197 It's fr0m a m0vie that was 0n. 169 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,713 Y0u m0vie fan... Take this fr0m Mister Semaca. 170 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,477 B0ss... Y0u're s0 g00d ! 171 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:50,471 The best. Father, bless them ! Let the fish lie with the fish. 172 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:13,755 - Did he pay his debt ? - Yes. We made him d0 it. 173 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:17,757 Y0u did g00d. Th0se pe0ple have n0 h0n0ur. 174 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:23,632 Until everything clears up, I'll make myself scarce. 175 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:27,116 I need a h0liday. But n0t at Jilava pris0n. 176 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:31,349 - Y0u kn0w it inside 0ut. - Better inside, y0u mean... 177 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:35,035 I was thinking ab0ut C0sta Rica. What d0 y0u say ? 178 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,352 But n0t f0r l0ng. 179 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:44,755 - I'm leaving y0u in my place. - I understand. 180 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:48,950 Keep an eye 0n the clans 0f B0lintineanu and Sad0veanu ! 181 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,709 I d0n't want them 0n 0ur territ0ry. 182 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:56,275 Be careful ! Have n0 mercy ! Sh0w them what y0u can ! 183 00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,715 I remain faithful to the Agarbiceanu clan. 184 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,277 G00dbye ! 185 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:11,950 C0me 0n, step 0n it ! 186 00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:02,149 Mr Jean ! Please, c0me ! Mr Jean c0mes first. 187 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:05,473 - Is he a dipl0mat ? - He's Cuban... 188 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:08,071 H0w are y0u, Mr Jean ? Where have y0u travelled ? 189 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,390 If I tell y0u, I'll make y0u cry. 190 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:12,918 May I have an aut0graph f0r my wife ? 191 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:16,390 - F0r y0ur mistress, maybe... - Y0u did this last time. 192 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:19,833 Y0u're right. Y0u're with the same girl ? 193 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:24,034 - Yes. I'm faithful t0 her. - Really ? I am faithful, t00 ! 194 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:29,351 00:21:30,879 00:21:36,915 00:22:39,393 - Here y0u are ! <- Gracias.) 198 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,275 L00k ! There's Penel0pe. 199 00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:57,988 Penel0pe ! 200 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:06,509 - What are y0u d0ing, y0u assh0les ? - B0ss... S0rry ! 201 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,718 Are y0u 0ut 0f y0ur minds ? 202 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,072 Take my luggage ! 203 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:30,792 Any changes while I was away ? They replaced any ministers 0r c0ps ? 204 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:34,392 0nly the 0fficials. The same guys make the game. 205 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,433 - Titel is running the sh0w. - Did y0u tell him I'm back ? 206 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:42,151 - He d0esn't return 0ur calls. - We'll set things right. 207 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:46,232 First, I must make myself a new face. 208 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:48,275 T0 the clinic ! 209 00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:50,556 - What clinic ? - H0ria's clinic. 210 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:52,239 D0 y0u think it's wise, b0ss ? 211 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,960 D0n't y0u w0rry ! H0ria will keep his m0uth shut. 212 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:56,958 He has huge debts with me. 213 00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:01,474 If he d0esn't pay, wh0 kn0ws what may happen ? 214 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:09,475 <0ne m0nth later) 215 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:19,517 H0w's 0ur patient ? Calm d0wn ! 216 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:21,471 He's very anxi0us and wants t0 unwrap his bandages. 217 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:24,200 N0 way ! It's t00 early. What d0es he say ? 218 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:25,993 0nly he kn0ws. 219 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:28,555 Be nice and get a tranquiliser ready. 220 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:30,194 H0ld him ! Upsy daisy ! 221 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:36,474 H0ld him steady ! It's all right ! 222 00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:42,031 I gave him a bear's d0se. Guys... 223 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,714 If he wakes up, call me 0n my cell. 224 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,669 But 0nly if abs0lutely necessary. I have a... 225 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:51,629 Kisses ! 226 00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:54,758 What the hell ? H0w is it p0ssible ? 227 00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,677 Hell0, Mrs Nina. S0rry... 228 00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:59,155 - Y0u scared me t0 death. - Hell0, Mrs Nina ! 229 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,840 D0n't play with me, pr0fess0r ! We have an emergency. 230 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,553 It's seri0us. 231 00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:07,590 Shit... I'll be late again. C0me with me, girls ! 232 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,000 He's s0und asleep. 233 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:09,432 He's s0und asleep. 234 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:21,388 - Put s0mething 0n ! - Y0u're pissing me 0ff. 235 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:28,472 Is this all right ? 236 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,549 The d0ct0r saw even m0re 0f me. 237 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,468 Even m0re 0f y0u ? 238 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,433 - That's why he is a d0ct0r. - Wh0 ? H0ria ? 239 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:39,759 H0ria. Y0ur best friend, 0f c0urse. 240 00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:43,033 He's the 0ne wh0 b0ught me from the Agarbiceanu clan. 241 00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:46,429 - H0ria b0ught y0u ? - Didn't y0u kn0w ? 242 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:48,439 N0. 243 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:51,831 It was tw0 years ag0, when the m0bsters sh0t Arcasa. 244 00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:55,510 Like a d0g they killed him, f0r a l0usy 50,000 d0llars. 245 00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,440 Well... That's life. 246 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:06,273 Arcasa ! My G0d ! 247 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:11,711 Y0u were my life. My pr0tect0r. My pimp... 248 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:15,989 0n the b0tt0m 0f which lake are y0u r0tting away with 0ther fish ? 249 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:21,192 Y0u pr0mised me y0u'd l00k f0r him with army divers. 250 00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:26,235 We'll take care 0f his funeral. We, his girls. 251 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:31,076 Tatiana, Idiusa, the French girl... Geta Sex Appeal, Mitza... 252 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:35,354 - Mitza, the bycicle girl ? - N0 ! She wasn't Arcasa's girl. 253 00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:37,751 Maybe she w0rked f0r the Sad0veanu clan. 254 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:40,599 Bycicle girls are highway girls. 255 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:46,310 Imagine... We, his girls, all classical ballerinas... 256 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:50,110 We are n0w the wh0res 0f classical R0manian clans. 257 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,913 B0lintineanu, Sad0veanu, Agarbiceanu. 258 00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:55,949 And all this, f0r 0ur debts ! 259 00:26:56,200 --> 00:27:01,274 All, ballerinas. ''The Swans' Lake'', ''The Nut Cracker''... 260 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:03,354 Really ? 261 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,478 Did y0u all kn0w h0w t0 use... a ''nut'' cracker ? 262 00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:08,309 N0t all 0f us. 263 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:11,517 Some girls from Balti would know 0nly s0me p0pular dances. 264 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:16,155 We g0t t0 dance in bars and disc0s. Y0u kn0w h0w this w0rks. 265 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,918 0ne day y0ure s0me0nes fianc�e, the next day y0u're g0ne. 266 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,629 But n0 0ne can take away y0ur skills. 267 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:25,234 - N0w y0u're talking ! - I meant the ballet ! 268 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:28,593 Yes. 269 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:32,633 0f c0urse, Mr Tiki, dear. Abs0lutely ! 270 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:37,435 As s00n as I'm d0ne in the c0untry, I'm c0ming t0 the C0mmittee. 271 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:41,309 Let's h0pe the traffic will be 0K. What influence ? 272 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,751 Y0u're s0mething else, Mr Tiki ! It's all y0u think ab0ut. 273 00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,590 By the way... Are the lists ready ? 274 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:54,268 All right. All the best ! See y0u s00n ! Let's sh0w them ! 275 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,675 ''0f c0urse, Tiki. Busy in the c0untry.'' 276 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,836 Y0u're playing p0ker with the guys. 277 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:18,549 - H0w d0 I l00k ? - As g00d as new ! 278 00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:25,594 Tell me... Y0ur friend, H0ria... Was he like this in high sch00l ? 279 00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:28,473 - What d0 y0u mean ? - I mean, imp0tent. 280 00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:31,394 Are y0u 0ut 0f y0ur mind ? 281 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:34,759 Senat0r, I kn0w an imp0tent when I see 0ne. 282 00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:38,513 - Are y0u kidding ? - N0t with this kind 0f stuff. 283 00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:45,436 S0, y0u're saying that H0ria... N0thing ? 284 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:52,116 - Abs0lutely n0thing. He's dead ! - I alm0st can't believe it. 285 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,114 D0 y0u kn0w what he was called in high sch00l ? 286 00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:59,474 - Horica ? - No, not Horica. 287 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:03,079 He was called ''the father 0f H0ria's child.'' 288 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:07,559 - ''The father 0f H0ria's child !'' - Isn't it a bit l0ng ? 289 00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:12,754 His father was a pr0secut0r. Bef0re the 12th grade, 290 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,798 he sent his s0n t0 w0rk 0ne m0nth 0n a c0nstructi0n site. 291 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,713 - What d0 y0u think happened there ? - S0mething was built. 292 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,311 N0thing was built there. 293 00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:25,312 He met a w0rker there, 0ne called Grassh0pper. 294 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,994 - Why Grassh0pper ? - She was always h0pping ar0und. 295 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:32,871 - The way y0u d0 when y0u sing. - I d0n't h0p ar0und. I perf0rm. 296 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:38,755 Grassh0pper made H0ria a man and she g0t pregnant, t00. 297 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:44,519 It was illegal t0 make an ab0rti0n, s0 she had t0 give birth t0 a child. 298 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,919 - A b0y 0r a girl ? - It d0esn't matter, dear ! 299 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:52,469 But Grassh0pper was given shelter by an 0ld hag. 300 00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:54,950 In c0urt, the 0ld w0man kept yelling h 301 00:29:55,360 --> 00:30:00,434 ''Y0ur H0n0ur, H0ria's the father !'' 302 00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:02,315 And he wasn't ? 303 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:04,680 H0ria was t00 afraid 0f his father, t0 admit this. 304 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:05,237 H0ria was t00 afraid 0f his father, t0 admit this. 305 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:06,913 But we knew the truth. 306 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:11,592 Until a sentence was given, we kept calling H0ria... 307 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:15,793 ''The father 0f H0ria's child !'' 308 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:19,034 - N0w y0u get the subtlety... - N0. 309 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:21,078 G00d f0r y0u ! 310 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:25,999 What did the judge decide ? 311 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:29,078 They said that H0ria was n0t the father 0f that child. 312 00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:30,434 H0w the hell ? 313 00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:34,072 They tried the case f0r six years. 314 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:36,151 Meanwhile, the 0ld w0man vanished. 315 00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:39,079 The pr0secut0r was s0rry f0r Grassh0pper 316 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:42,000 and he helped her give the little girl t0 a f0ster h0me. 317 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:45,035 H0ria's been l00king f0r her ever since. 318 00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:48,075 - Really ? - Yes. 319 00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:10,797 We've never been felt like this bef0re ! 320 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:17,918 He's the 0ne. 321 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,952 He's the father 0f H0ria's child. 322 00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:23,715 He's the 0ne ! 323 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:27,037 D0n't mind her ! She has an 0bsessi0n. Shut up ! 324 00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:33,114 Girls, we have the h0n0ur t0 receive the visit 0f 0ur benefact0r, 325 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:35,153 Mr Titel Pangica ! 326 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,870 He br0ught y0u 0ranges ! 327 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,277 Well d0ne ! 328 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,439 C0me 0n, thr0w s0me m0re ! 329 00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:59,314 Well d0ne ! Y0u g0t it ! 330 00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:09,078 Sir... I need an 0ld w0man wh0 might d0 s0me g00d. 331 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:12,518 - It might be the r0le 0f her life. - What d0es she have t0 d0 ? 332 00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:15,390 She'll help s0me0ne get 0ut 0f tr0uble. 333 00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:17,234 - Girls ! - Yes ? 334 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,317 Wh0 kn0ws t0 get s0me0ne 0ut 0f tr0uble ? 335 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:20,839 I d0 ! 336 00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:24,552 Y0u ! Wh0m w0uld y0u save ? 337 00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,078 I w0uld save myself fr0m peeing... 338 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,714 S0 w0uld I ! 339 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:34,153 Let's try in a different way. What's the character's name ? 340 00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,432 Aunt Alexandrina. 341 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:38,275 Ladies, 342 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:42,189 wh0 wants t0 play the r0le 0f Aunt Alexandrina in a s0ap 0pera ? 343 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,198 I d0 ! 344 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:47,357 - I t0ld y0u. They're dying t0 d0 it. - They sh0uldn't die until then. 345 00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:51,155 Ladies, just a m0ment ! Wh0 d0esn't have any relatives ? 346 00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:53,352 I d0 ! 347 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,152 This is why I didn't bec0me a direct0r. 348 00:32:58,280 --> 00:32:59,838 There are t00 many 0ffers. 349 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,956 - Y0u pick s0me0ne ! - Thanks. 350 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:03,435 Let's g0. 351 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:05,835 He's the 0ne ! He's the father 0f H0ria's child ! 352 00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,678 - Auntie... - He's the 0ne ! 353 00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:10,230 I'm n0t H0ria. I'm Titel. 354 00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:13,752 - What did you say, Horica ? - Sir... 355 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,436 Wh0 the fuck is Alexandrina ? 356 00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:25,799 I'm Alexandrina ! 357 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:29,072 I have pr00f ! 358 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,508 Shut up ! 359 00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:40,159 - Y0u will be Alexandrina. - He ch0se me ! 360 00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:52,156 The same 0ld st0ries... 361 00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:13,554 - Titel's team l0st again ! - Titel Pangica... What a jerk ! 362 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:18,798 He's a strange guy, but he's 0ne 0f the main sp0ns0rs f0r 0ur party. 363 00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:19,915 Yes... 364 00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:22,873 The newspapers say he als0 sp0ns0rs the 0pp0sing parties. 365 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,719 He's a p0ker player. He's bluffing. 366 00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:29,070 I read he's int0 several businesses. 367 00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:32,272 Y0u read t00 much. He d0esn't want t0 take any risks. 368 00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:34,512 He hasn't finished high sch00l. 369 00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:36,437 This is why he wants t0 make the news. 370 00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:38,755 Senat0r... My l0ve... 371 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,316 I haven't finished high sch00l, either. 372 00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:44,996 Since y0u kn0w h0w t0 d0 certain things, it's n0 big deal. 373 00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,634 I want t0 make big news, t00. I want t0 be a star. 374 00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:49,956 Y0u pr0mised me I w0uld present the weather news 0n TV. 375 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:55,837 I'll talk t0 s0me0ne, dear. If n0t f0r the weather, f0r sp0rts. 376 00:34:56,320 --> 00:35:00,360 Sp0rts, my ass ! I want t0 present the weather ! It's a star maker ! 377 00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:00,598 Sp0rts, my ass ! I want t0 present the weather ! It's a star maker ! 378 00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:08,676 Mr Titel ! What an h0n0ur ! 379 00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:11,278 What's with these s0ur faces ? 380 00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:15,797 They gave m0ney f0r the girls' sh0w and I let them stay here, in fr0nt. 381 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:17,997 We have fresh ''pr0duce'' fr0m M0sc0w. 382 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:19,309 Y0u'll see them in an instant. 383 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:22,478 By the way... Is it true that virgins c0st m0re, n0w ? 384 00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:26,196 What can I d0 ? Mr H0ria wants m0re f0r his c0smetic surgeries. 385 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:28,715 Are there any pr0blems with 0ur deliveries in Spain ? 386 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:31,877 D0n't ask ! The girls want t0 make a uni0n. They are crazy ! 387 00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,960 - I'll sh0w them uni0n. Priest ! - At y0ur 0rders ! 388 00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:37,354 Wh0's Mr ''Priest'' ? 389 00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:40,753 Priest, let me intr0duce y0u t0 a great designer. 390 00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:45,110 I kn0w an even greater 0ne. Where am I, L0rd ? 391 00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:48,276 What d0 y0u think ab0ut his cl0thes ? 392 00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:50,837 I can't say, at first glance. 393 00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:54,953 But it's beautifulh ''t0n sur t0n''. Black 0n black. Y0u can't fail. 394 00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,714 If y0u want s0mething p0sh, trendier, fancier... 395 00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:00,639 If y0u want s0mething pink, y0u can c0me whenever y0u want. 396 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:05,238 - I prefer earth c0l0urs. - The Priest is, in fact, Mr Man0le. 397 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,951 - He was expelled fr0m priesth00d. - H0w c0me ? 398 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:11,074 He had pr0blems with his file as a Secret Service c0llab0rat0r. 399 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:12,315 He must lay l0w. 400 00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,229 Every0ne cr0sses t0 the 0ther side 0nce in their life, 401 00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:16,799 but n0 0ne admits it. 402 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,960 If y0u want t0 c0me f0r a fitting, we can take y0u any day. 403 00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:23,918 - Where's my Parliament suit ? - D0wnstairs. Shall I bring it ? 404 00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:28,517 N0t n0w. Later. If y0u have tr0uble with y0ur ''uni0n'' girls, y0u call... 405 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:30,631 - Mr Priest. - He'll take care 0f her. 406 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:35,396 - Thanks in advance, Mr... Man0le. - Did y0u raise s0me d0ugh ? 407 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,478 It was a very bad m0nth. 408 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:41,435 Saturday, c0me t0 the fashi0n sh0w ! 409 00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:44,598 All the senat0rs will be there. I mean, th0se wh0 aren't in pris0n. 410 00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:46,278 G0d f0rbid ! 411 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:49,355 - It's fr0m M0unt Ath0s. - Beautiful ! 412 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,391 I d0n't kn0w if I have the time. 413 00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:57,279 What's with this shit ? 414 00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:02,238 I t0ld y0u, it was a very bad m0nth. I had 0nly m0hair. S0 expensive ! 415 00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:05,796 Listen, darling, if y0u want t0 have as many h0les as y0u d0 n0w, 416 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:07,594 this is y0ur last mistake. 417 00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:09,438 - Please f0rgive me. - D0 y0u get me ? 418 00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:11,033 0f c0urse. 419 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,958 What is my sin, L0rd ? Why are y0u tempting me ? 420 00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:27,630 M0ldavia, Transylvania and Wallachia ! 421 00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,115 - ''My wish and my will'' ! - What ? 422 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,072 It's a hist0rical saying, d0n't b0ther. 423 00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:36,112 I want t0 d0 the weather sh0w. What ab0ut Marcel ? 424 00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:37,549 Marcel wh0 ? 425 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,917 That Marcel ! He was the leader 0f 0ur gr0up. 426 00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,754 A hands0me b0y with deep blue eyes... 427 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:47,393 Had he n0t ch0sen t0 g0 t0 America, in a wreckless m0ment, 428 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:49,988 he w0uld have made prime-minister 0r even president. 429 00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,191 - What is his business there ? - There ? 430 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,994 He's a p00r milli0naire, like s0 many 0thers. 431 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:58,591 - I d0n't think he was ever 0n CNN. - What's his backgr0und ? 432 00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:00,631 His backgr0und ? He's an architect. 433 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,275 An architect ? Really ? 434 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:09,676 I'll be damned ! And I... I never saw an architect. 435 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:11,711 T0day, y0u're g0ing t0 meet 0ne. 436 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:17,316 Alth0ugh, it's pretty clear... If hes like Horica or Titi Pangica.. 437 00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:23,111 I'm a friend 0f H0ria's since first grade. It g0es f0r the 0ther tw0. 438 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:26,598 P0ker has 0nly strengthened this beautiful friendship. 439 00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:30,632 - What is this ? - H0ria is here. Will y0u get that ? 440 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,991 M0nica ! 441 00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:48,310 Daddy's girl ! Y0u l00k s0 fine ! 442 00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:51,953 I may be the finest plastic surge0n in all S0uth-East Eur0pe, 443 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:53,394 but, all in all, 444 00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:59,433 G0d is the best. When He wants t0 create perfecti0n... 445 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:06,748 Lucky f0r us that He d0esn't make it 0ften and leave it t0 us, surge0ns ! 446 00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:12,276 - G0lden hands ! - Right y0u are... 447 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:13,999 C0me 0n, dear ! 448 00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,799 - L0ve and peace, my dear friends ! - Hail, emper0r ! 449 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,719 I t00k the ambulance and ran away fr0m the h0spital. 450 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,634 Y0u kn0w I've never been late f0r a p0ker game. 451 00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:30,753 0r f0r a l0ve sessi0n... 452 00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:41,159 - Where are the 0thers ? - They sh0uld be here any minute. 453 00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:43,510 Marcel's plane might have a small delay. 454 00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:48,913 I h0pe he w0n't be like last time, when he didn't c0me at all. 455 00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,716 F0r y0ur sake, I aband0ned my surgery. 456 00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:55,358 I started it and left it t0 Juni0r. 457 00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:11,758 - What is this ? - Maybe it's Marcel. 458 00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:12,949 I'll get it. 459 00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:20,193 My friend ! 460 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:27,515 Listen... I h0pe M0nica w0n't get 0n 0ur nerves, while we play p0ker. 461 00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:30,189 I can't stand any w0man watching behind my back. 462 00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:33,796 - D0n't y0u like w0men any m0re ? - C0me 0n ! 463 00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:37,598 Where is the pleasure, when all their beauty is fake ? 464 00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,031 - Hell0 ! - I'm listening. 465 00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:44,794 - What d0 y0u want ? - The d0ct0r f0rg0t his envel0pe. 466 00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:48,869 Are y0u the mailman ? The mailman always rings twice. 467 00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:52,797 The m0vie was 0n in Kishinev. I saw it f0ur times in a day, with Arcasa. 468 00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:56,789 It went 0n and 0n, with n0 break. When I g0t 0ut, I was... satisfied. 469 00:40:58,360 --> 00:40:59,349 Really ? 470 00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,115 0bvi0usly, y0u're n0t the mailman. Y0u rang 0nly 0nce. 471 00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:05,999 - I'm Mr V0icu's driver. - I see. Is this it ? 472 00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,479 - Y0u'll give it t0 him, w0n't y0u ? - Y0u want a RSVP ? 473 00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,038 Bye bye ! 474 00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:18,519 What a girl ! 475 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,394 Listen... If Claudiu Vitelaru c0mes t0 me, 476 00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:28,999 f0r 10,000 d0llars, I make him Claudia Schiffer. 477 00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:31,868 Did y0u have such a case ? 478 00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:33,948 N0ne. 479 00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:37,550 Had I had such a case, w0uld I play p0ker with y0u in Bucharest ? 480 00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:41,597 I w0uld have 0pened, with Marcel, an 0ffice 0n Fifth Avenue. 481 00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:47,398 C0me here, my dear... This is small change... Charity... 482 00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:51,553 Listen ! C0uld we give the driver s0mething t0 eat ? 483 00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:56,598 - S0me caviar ? - 0r red r0e... He'll eat anything. 484 00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:01,512 But give him s0me bread ! Bread is essential, f0r a R0manian. 485 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:05,998 D0n't y0u eavesdr0p ! 486 00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:10,597 This driver 0f mine is 5 f00t 3, but has a huge dick ! 487 00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:14,356 He's the 0nly 0ne wh0 d0esn't want me t0 cut it 0r make it l0nger. 488 00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:19,117 What are we drinking here ? 489 00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,596 Let's see... 490 00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:28,673 I like it. 491 00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:38,032 What d0 y0u want ? Caviar 0r red r0e ? 492 00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:42,076 All my life, I've eaten green r0e. I'm c0l0r blind, lady. 493 00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:44,069 I mess up c0l0urs. 494 00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:46,356 Are these ambulances fully equipped ? 495 00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,155 - Y0u w0uldn't kn0w. - H0w ab0ut y0u ? 496 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,590 - What ab0ut me ? - H0ld 0n t0 this tray... 497 00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:55,075 Are y0u... well equipped ? 498 00:42:57,240 --> 00:43:02,837 I'd like t0 see 0ne 0n the inside. I've never been in an ambulance. 499 00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:13,878 Think ab0ut it ! I was the first t0 use silic0n implants in R0mania. 500 00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:17,909 That material was sent by Marcel, wasn't it ? 501 00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:22,750 That's right. They reached the cust0m and they didn't have a price f0r them 502 00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:29,036 It's true. It was Christmas. I said they were... jelly. 503 00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:34,596 The cust0ms 0fficers, as usual, asked f0r a cart0n 0f th0se, 504 00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:36,512 t0 put it under the Christmas tree, f0r the kids. 505 00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:37,595 S0 ? 506 00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:41,469 I gave 0ne t0 each 0f them. Marcel had sent them f0r free. 507 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:45,710 The little buggers must still be chewing 0n them. 508 00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:49,869 It was hard t0 c0nvince the first sad w0man 509 00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:52,476 t0 d0 s0mething f0r her breasts. 510 00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,599 I made her tw0 tits... like this ! 511 00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:02,071 And n0w, they're bringing all their friends and business is b00ming. 512 00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:07,595 B00ming ! I must tell y0u, had it n0t been f0r Marcel, I w0uldn't be here. 513 00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:14,718 Marcel helped us all. With0ut th0se 20,000 d0llars fr0m him, in April '91 514 00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,190 I w0uld have been an an0nym0us acc0untant, G0d kn0ws where. 515 00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:19,920 Wait a minute ! I knew there were 80,000. 516 00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:23,072 N0t at all ! Y0u mean the 0ther 60,000 ? 517 00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:25,431 - Right ! - He gave me th0se much later. 518 00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:28,880 In September. I was already Senat0r. 519 00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:33,035 What ab0ut him ? With what m0ney did he started in America ? 520 00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:35,119 With 0ur m0ney ! 521 00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:38,153 But we didn't have any m0ney, bef0re '89 ! 522 00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:41,397 What ab0ut the m0ney he w0n at p0ker, f0r s0 many years ? 523 00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:44,029 - Th0se were n0t m0ney. - We w0rked f0r it ! 524 00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:47,272 N0t like the m0ney we make n0w. They were w0rth s0mething. 525 00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:50,910 F0r s0 many years, he didn't want t0 make it up f0r it. He's afraid. 526 00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:55,311 Y0u kn0w what ? What if he's g0ing t0 win again ? 527 00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:57,272 H0w c0uld he win again ? 528 00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:01,513 In my c0untry, with my p0lice f0rce, with my Secret Services, 529 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,153 y0u say he's g0ing t0 win again ? 530 00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:05,834 Y0u've bec0me a c0mplete ass, Senat0r. 531 00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:07,799 What d0es all 0f this matter ? 532 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:11,953 It d0es ! I d0n't like t0 l0se. I want t0 see him in fr0nt 0f me 533 00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:15,630 and t0 hear him say h ''Y0u win. Take it all.'' 534 00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:20,074 I want t0 f0rget all the humiliati0n I've taken fr0m him. 535 00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:22,953 What are y0u talking ab0ut ? What humiliati0n ? 536 00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:26,273 D0 y0u kn0w that he lent me the m0ney with n0 interest ? 537 00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:31,036 D0 y0u kn0w he never asked f0r it ? H0w much l0nger can I take it ? 538 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:34,752 A man can be t00 humiliated ! 539 00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:39,354 If he's g0ing t0 ask f0r his m0ney, y0u think y0u'd get rid 0f this ? 540 00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:41,637 I w0n't pay him back. Fuck him ! 541 00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:46,030 Listen... D0 y0u think he w0uld ask f0r his m0ney back ? 542 00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:49,594 I d0n't kn0w. My G0d... 543 00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:55,429 What if he asked me t0 return all that silic0n ? 544 00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:01,396 D0n't w0rry ! He w0n't ask us t0 return anything. 545 00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:07,193 Why d0 y0u think we play p0ker ? I'll tell y0u, Senat0r... 546 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,556 We want t0 see if we are still lucky. 547 00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:14,316 Each 0ne 0f us c0uld make m0re m0ney h 548 00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:17,713 I w0uld c0nsult a patient, Titel w0uld stage a r0bbery... 549 00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:21,556 Y0u c0uld make a call. It's the easiest f0r y0u, 0f us all, t0 d0 it. 550 00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:23,154 ''Hell0 ?'' 551 00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:26,109 What are y0u talking ab0ut ? Are y0u making fun 0f me ? 552 00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:27,793 During the Rev0luti0n, 553 00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:30,554 y0u stayed h0me and watched TV, while I risked my life. 554 00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:31,749 D0esn't this c0unt ? 555 00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:34,713 It c0unts, yes. It's been like this all al0ng. 556 00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:38,555 This is why y0u've c0me a l0ng way. This is why y0u d0n't pay any taxes. 557 00:46:40,240 --> 00:46:43,038 L00k at the time ! Why is this idi0t 0f Titel late again ? 558 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,838 He c0mes fr0m Pipera, n0t New Y0rk. 559 00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:46,075 Why d0 y0u call him an idi0t ? 560 00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:48,316 Because he is 0ne, that's why. Didn't y0u hear ? 561 00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:52,070 - He b0ught himself a s0ccer team. - He's n0t the 0nly 0ne. 562 00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:58,156 - I understand him. - Is it w0rth it ? 563 00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:00,318 0f c0urse it is. 564 00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:06,870 He appears 0n TV every day, the ad's f0r free, y0u d0 p0litics... 565 00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:10,118 Anyway, Titel needed that. 566 00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,592 I find it harder and harder t0 hide his criminal files. 567 00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:17,993 S00n, I'll have t0 leave him. 568 00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:25,516 See ? I'm much better 0ff like this. N0 0ne can take my scalpel away. 569 00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:30,358 Even if I get Parkins0n's disease, I can still give advice. 570 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:34,955 Titel... 571 00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:02,149 - Titel ! - S0rry ! 572 00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:08,835 That's all. Let's g0 ! 573 00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:41,151 D0n't st0p ! 574 00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:04,952 Why did y0u leave the d00rs 0pen ? Any0ne may find us here. 575 00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:08,430 - What's with all these guns ? - Are y0u afraid 0f s0mething ? 576 00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:11,114 Yes. I'm afraid Marcel will take 0ur m0ney again. 577 00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:20,509 Did y0u teach him a less0n ? I t0ld y0u I want t0 finish him 0ff. 578 00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:23,190 Why w0uld y0u want t0 kill him ? 579 00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:27,036 Did he humiliate y0u with a c0uple 0f grand ? 580 00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:29,715 N0. He 0nly gave me 20,000 square. 581 00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:33,317 Americans say h ''D0n't ask h0w I made my first 5,000 d0llars.'' 582 00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:36,273 R0manians say; ''D0n't ask me h0w I made my last 5 milli0n.'' 583 00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:39,711 ''I have papers f0r the first 5.'' Hard times, isn't it ? 584 00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:42,714 - Really ? - Tell us what y0u did with the m0ney 585 00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:45,909 - D0 y0u really want t0 kn0w ? - Everything ! 586 00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:47,708 I'll tell y0u, then. 587 00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:50,753 I b0ught myself a V0lkswagen with the first 3,000. 588 00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:53,475 - It was a l0usy van. - What ab0ut the rest ? 589 00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:57,553 I invested the rest. I b0ught 300 statues 0f Lenin. Busts. 590 00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:00,840 I b0ught them fr0m a wareh0use, when Dej was president. 591 00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:01,795 I b0ught them fr0m a wareh0use, when Dej was president. 592 00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:05,909 I put red lights in their eyes, I made them small legs 593 00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:08,708 and s0ld them as garden gn0mes. 594 00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:14,229 I reinvested all my pr0fit in Marx and Engels busts. 595 00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:15,628 This wasn't g00d. 596 00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:18,275 - H0w c0me ? - I wanted t0 sell them in Germany. 597 00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:19,395 And ? 598 00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:20,748 The Eastern Germans rec0gnized them. 599 00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:22,433 - What d0 y0u mean ? - It was easy. 600 00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:25,393 After 45 years 0f C0mmunist rule, they were dreaming ab0ut them. 601 00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:26,953 A fell0w in Dresden t0ld meh 602 00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:30,874 ''D0n't tell me these tw0 bearded guys had a r0le in Sn0w-White.'' 603 00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:36,360 S0 I had t0 sell them in H0lland. 604 00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:39,069 Let's deal s0me cards, see if we're lucky ! 605 00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:43,876 C0me 0n ! While Titel is dealing, I'll tell y0u a j0ke, t0 kill y0u ! 606 00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:46,875 - A drunk fell0w... - We kn0w it ! 607 00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:52,830 I can pr0ve h0w I made my first 5,000 d0llars. I als0 payed taxes. 608 00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:54,754 What a f00l ! 609 00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:57,719 Horica, where would we be, if we all payed taxes ? 610 00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:00,273 - Cards. - 0ne. 611 00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:03,153 Tw0. 612 00:51:04,240 --> 00:51:06,196 I h0pe Marcel is c0ming this time. 613 00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:09,079 Yes, he is. I talked t0 him bef0re he left f0r the airp0rt. 614 00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:14,278 - 20 milli0n. - Check. 615 00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:17,599 - What d0 y0u have ? - N0thing. N0t even 0ne pair. 616 00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:21,151 - Dead man's hand. - Three eights. I g0t y0u. 617 00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:24,238 Let's see Marcel's hand. 618 00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:26,752 Straight t0 the Queen. Served ! 619 00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:29,155 He's winning even when he's n0t here. 620 00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:33,150 Listen... Why d0 y0u keep y0ur hat 0n ? 621 00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:35,273 If y0u want, I'll take it 0ff. 622 00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:40,838 I never leave with0ut cash 0n me. Y0u may be a great patri0t, 623 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,116 but y0u never kn0w when y0u have t0 leave the c0untry. 624 00:51:43,240 --> 00:51:46,073 Let's take 0ut s0me cash, t00. It will be m0re fun. 625 00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,036 - Right y0u are ! - Listen, Titel... 626 00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:53,036 Y0u're wearing y0ur tennis sh0es, s0 y0u can run fast. Right ? 627 00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:56,676 I'm exercising. If they take away my f0rtune, I'll sell sh0es again. 628 00:51:56,920 --> 00:52:00,310 Anyway, I w0re these last time I beat Marcel. 629 00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:02,073 Really ? 630 00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:04,629 Y0u beat him, my ass ! I remember. 631 00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:06,796 Y0u w0n the first r0und and rushed h0me 632 00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:10,316 where m0mmy was waiting f0r y0u with dinner. We were playing h00kie. 633 00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:11,953 Give s0mething f0r the table, Horica. 634 00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:13,195 S0rry ! 635 00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:16,278 - I still w0n 12 Lei. It's s0mething. - C0me 0n ! This is n0 gain. 636 00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:17,919 It's still s0mething. 637 00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,469 - I triple the ante. - Make it nine times m0re. 638 00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:23,075 I call. 639 00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:34,872 - Hell0, lady ! - It's s0 beautiful up here ! 640 00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:39,716 My helmet ! Give it right n0w ! 641 00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:43,949 - My, y0u are beautiful ! - Y0u naughty b0y ! 642 00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:45,909 C0me 0n ! 643 00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:48,675 Senat0r, I see y0u're still wearing a suit and a tie. 644 00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:50,756 If my c0untry needs me all 0f a sudden, 645 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:52,513 I must be ready, mustn't I ? 646 00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:56,756 The c0untry needed y0u 0nce, but y0u c0uldn't find y0ur sweater. 647 00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:59,510 It was with all the 0ther washing stuff. 648 00:52:59,920 --> 00:53:01,911 Y0u said this was y0ur big failure. 649 00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:04,794 Then, the c0untry called an0ther 0ne. 650 00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:09,398 - He's g0ne n0w. He was s0 feisty ! - He c0uldn't have. He had n0 guts. 651 00:53:09,720 --> 00:53:13,190 - All right... Guys, I want 200. - N0. 652 00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:15,559 T00 much... 653 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,639 Horica, I heard the old lady has returned fr0m the dead. 654 00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:21,588 Which 0ld lady ? 655 00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:24,678 The witness fr0m y0ur trial. I heard she's fine n0w. 656 00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:27,315 If y0u want, tell me, and she'll be dead again. 657 00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:29,148 Can y0u d0 it ? 658 00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:32,198 ''I can't understand why y0u d0n't say my name...'' 659 00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:36,871 ''But I can tell by y0ur eyes that y0u are t00 shy t0 d0 it...'' 660 00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:40,997 Clau... A f0rmer lady is l00king f0r y0u. 661 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:45,037 S0rry t0 interrupt... Senat0r, I have a surprise f0r y0u. 662 00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:48,394 - The laundry 0perati0n is here. - What laundry 0perati0n ? 663 00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:51,080 I have an ec0-business. Y0u said y0u want t0 ''wash'' 0ne milli0n. 664 00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:53,077 - Right. - C0me with me. 665 00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:09,398 Here she ish 0ne 0ld aunt, 666 00:54:09,720 --> 00:54:11,676 aband0ned in a nursing h0me in Balta Alba. 667 00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:14,835 My nephew ! 668 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:16,228 I d0n't have any aunt. 669 00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:19,312 Y0u ungrateful b0y ! D0n't y0u rec0gnize me ? Bastard ! 670 00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:22,030 It's I, y0ur aunt Alexandrina ! 671 00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:25,548 I was nice when I br0ught y0u candy ! 672 00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:28,838 C0me here, my dear ! I want t0 h0ld y0u in my arms ! 673 00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:34,269 - Shut up, lady ! - I'll be damned if I get any 0f this 674 00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:36,312 Better f0r her t0 die, than y0u. 675 00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:37,873 - Die ? Me ? - Shut up, lady ! 676 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,434 ''Lady'' ? Lady 0r aunt ? Y0u're driving me crazy. 677 00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:41,989 D0n't upset me ! 678 00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:45,749 If aunt Alexandrina dies and leaves me 0ne milli0n, is it bad ? 679 00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:49,638 - H0w can she have 0ne milli0n ? - It's my pensi0n, dear ! 680 00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:51,993 Her pensi0n... 681 00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:58,031 - Y0u're kidding. Will it w0rk ? - Why sh0uld we be the f00ls ? 682 00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:00,673 Were y0u a member 0f the Rev0luti0n ? 683 00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:02,280 0n the c0ntrary. A hair-dresser ! 684 00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:02,678 0n the c0ntrary. A hair-dresser ! 685 00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:05,879 When did y0u hear any0ne asking the dead where he has m0ney fr0m ? 686 00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:09,837 Y0u get 0ne milli0n, I talk t0 V0l0dea and he'll set her right. 687 00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,838 I mean, we'll get y0u l00king c00l. 688 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:13,955 0f c0urse ! 689 00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:17,954 - And then, it's G0d's business. - Shall I read the will 0nce m0re ? 690 00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:22,556 There's n0 need. I kn0w what I'm leaving behind. And t0 wh0m. 691 00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:24,876 Thanks a l0t, lady. I mean, aunt. 692 00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:27,839 - I'm very grateful. - Y0u'll have t0 wait a l0ng time. 693 00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:29,996 I've decided t0 live a hundred years. 694 00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:31,479 - M0re 0r less... - M0re. 695 00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:33,757 - ... 0r less. - What are y0u talking ab0ut ? 696 00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:35,592 Shut up, lady ! Take her away ! 697 00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:39,034 Let's g0 ! Auntie, sit here, 0n the electrical chair. 698 00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:45,235 The girls fr0m the resting h0use will be thrilled 699 00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:46,719 when they see this jewel ! 700 00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:50,593 - H0w's 0ur great writer ? - Wh0 ? 701 00:55:51,240 --> 00:55:54,391 - The great writer... - He's a bit anxi0us. He's n0t well. 702 00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:57,189 N0t well ? Then, all is well. 703 00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:26,038 Man0le, what is it ? I raise y0u... 704 00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:29,558 What shall we d0 with the 0ld lady ? She's restless. 705 00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:33,276 V0l0dea will take care 0f her. I d0n't want any m0re m0ney. 706 00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:37,313 Take care 0f my team ! I want them t0 win the champi0nship. 707 00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:39,279 G0d help us ! 708 00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:45,116 S0... All y0ur life, y0u're waiting f0r a King in y0ur r0yal flush, 709 00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:47,630 and y0u get a priest f0r y0ur funeral. 710 00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:51,436 Priests have their r0le, t00. Marcel gave me Man0le. 711 00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:53,671 I t00k him because he's a hard drinker. 712 00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:55,392 He's the last t0 g0 under the table. 713 00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:59,354 With a signed c0ntract... After he gave them the blessing... 714 00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:03,679 If y0u have 0ur party's blessing, why d0 y0u need an0ther ? 715 00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:06,872 0ne day y0u rule, the next day, y0u're g0ne. 0nly G0d is f0rever. 716 00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:10,388 C0ngratulati0ns, dear ! N0w y0u have faith ! 717 00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:12,278 Horica, sh0w me 0ne p0ker player 718 00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:14,550 wh0 d0esn't have faith, and I'll eat him. 719 00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:18,708 Dear b0ys, listen t0 meh life is a p0ker game. That's all. 720 00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:21,191 - What a deep th0ught ! - 0ne card. 721 00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:23,597 S0me said life is a game 0f ''Sevens''. 722 00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:24,835 Tw0. 723 00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:27,878 Th0se wh0 believed it are n0w six feet under at Ghencea. 724 00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:30,919 - 300 eur0. - Take it fr0m y0ur retired f0lks ! 725 00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:36,475 And my patients. Listen t0 me. The cl0ser y0u get t0 y0ur death, 726 00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:38,598 the m0re y0u want t0 live. 727 00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:44,832 I had patients wh0 w0uld have gladly give their hand... Y0u cut ! 728 00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:47,716 ... 0nly t0 see their end c0me. 729 00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:50,992 Hands with gangrene and 0sthe0p0r0sis, 730 00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:52,918 I can give them by the d0zen. 731 00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:57,196 Gangrene, 0sthe0p0r0sis... Titel, dear, y0u're making pr0gress. 732 00:57:57,320 --> 00:58:00,437 - Where d0 y0u read all this stuff ? - In the almanachs... 733 00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:03,269 I kn0w m0re than y0u 734 00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:05,749 ab0ut the diseases that cann0t be cured in pris0n. 735 00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:08,111 D0 y0u have 0ne 0f these diseases ? 736 00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:09,709 I have them all. 737 00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:13,390 - I'm afraid 0f cl0sed spaces. - This is the w0rst 0f all. 738 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,753 Well, well... Y0u're b0th s0 clever ! 739 00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:20,270 When we were kids and y0u were 0ut playing s0ccer, 740 00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:21,594 I was studying b0nes ! 741 00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:24,951 When we were g0ing t0 see the girls, y0u were a big wanker ! 742 00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:27,594 Y0u're wr0ng. I never missed a visit t0 the girls. 743 00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:29,751 - Y0u and Santa... - What ? 744 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:32,479 He never missed a visit there, t00. 745 00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:35,154 - What d0 y0u mean ? - N0thing ! What's with y0u ? 746 00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:37,909 Y0u, b0th, had less w0men than me ! 747 00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:42,752 Yes, it's true. D0n't get excited ! We had less w0men than y0u. 748 00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:45,351 Y0u were the m0st active 0f us f0ur. 749 00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:49,952 - What ?! - The father 0f H0ria's child ! 750 00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:51,948 It wasn't my child. 751 00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:07,280 - Yes. - D0ct0r, please c0me right away ! 752 00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:10,075 I t0ld y0u t0 call me 0nly f0r an emergency. 753 00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:13,996 It's a disaster. Please, c0me ! We're l0sing him. 754 00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:15,953 All right. I'm c0ming. 755 00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:19,679 I'm s0rry, guys, but I must leave f0r an emergency. 756 00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:22,036 Duty g0es first. 757 00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:27,235 - But I'll be back. - The father 0f H0ria's child ! 758 00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:52,152 Let's g0 ! 759 01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:04,113 Are y0u fr0m Calabria ? 760 01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:07,594 I'm fr0m Breaza. 761 01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:10,196 Then, why d0 they call y0u ''the Calabrese'' ? 762 01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:14,592 I'm an 0rphan. Everyb0dy kn0ws me all t00 well. 763 01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:35,239 B0y, are y0u 0ut 0f y0ur mind ? 764 01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:36,918 Up t0 n0w, y0u ign0red the red lights, 765 01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:38,479 and n0w y0u st0p at the green light ? 766 01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:40,909 - I'm c0l0r blind. - H0w did y0u get y0ur licence ? 767 01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:43,595 - I never t0ld any0ne. - Where did y0u get y0ur licence ? 768 01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:45,838 In Pitesti. 769 01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:48,119 Get g0ing, then ! It's green. 770 01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:51,471 What if s0me 0ther c0l0r blind guy c0mes fr0m the 0ther side ? 771 01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:53,158 C0me 0n ! I'm in a hurry. 772 01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:02,913 The w0rld's upside d0wn ! 773 01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:05,554 Why leave a p0ker game f0r an emergency ? 774 01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:08,155 It's as if y0u 0rganised a bid, with n0 c0mmissi0n. 775 01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:12,512 We have t0 earn 0ur living. I c0uld d0 business with the state 776 01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:14,639 and I c0uld sacrifice myself, 777 01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:16,518 f0r y0ur sake and the sake 0f 0thers like y0u. 778 01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:19,678 D0 y0u think it's easy f0r me t0 try and remember which party I'm in ? 779 01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:22,031 This wasn't a pr0blem. Y0u always were in charge. 780 01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:24,993 I like t0 serve my c0untry and I can' d0 it unless my party rules. 781 01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:26,792 - The 0pp0sing parties suck. - True. 782 01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:28,433 Y0u were a banker back then. 783 01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:30,278 - Yes. - Until it went br0ke. 784 01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:32,949 I had t0 dress pr0perly, back then, tie and all. 785 01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:35,196 There was n0 air c0nditi0ning back then, at the bank. 786 01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:38,118 - But there was m0ney. - Indeed. I did it all f0r my friends 787 01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:41,556 If y0u give me 100,000 eur0 t0day, I'll give y0u a milli0n in 0ne year. 788 01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:44,715 Are y0u seri0us ? Stay where y0u are ! 789 01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:48,869 Y0ur debts will be f0rg0tten 0r recalculated... Y0u'll get al0ng. 790 01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:53,637 Mr Agarbiceanu, Ill read you y0ur statement. 791 01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:57,268 ''Bandages will be taken 0ff up0n my request.'' 792 01:01:57,640 --> 01:02:01,110 - ''I undertake all risks inv0lved.'' - I d0n't understand. 793 01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:06,588 ''I undertake all risks inv0lved !'' Sign here, please ! Here... 794 01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:11,311 Here y0u g0... Thank y0u. 795 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:14,638 Let's see n0w. 796 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:21,719 I made y0u a brand new face. 797 01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:24,720 N0t even y0ur m0ther will rec0gnize y0u. 798 01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:28,312 - 0ur b0ss' m0ther died l0ng ag0. - May she rest in peace. 799 01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:32,279 Tell me y0ur 0pini0n. H0w d0 I l00k ? 800 01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:34,870 B0ss, y0u l00k like a peach tree in bl0ss0m. 801 01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:36,035 Mr Agarbiceanu, 802 01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:39,033 I think we may have hurried with the bandage rem0val. 803 01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:43,030 I w0uld have let it m0re, s0 that y0ur skin may stretch a bit. 804 01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:47,912 It sh0uld stretch, yes... Dear, I need a mirr0r ! 805 01:02:48,240 --> 01:02:49,673 I want a mirr0r ! 806 01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:52,349 Mr Agarbiceanu, we d0n't have any mirr0rs in this h0spital. 807 01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:54,875 0ur last patient had a heart attack when he saw himself. 808 01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:58,794 If y0u d0n't have any mirr0r, give me a metal 0bject ! 809 01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:04,798 A raz0r blade 0r a sp00n ! I feel like I'm in pris0n. 810 01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:07,429 0ne m0ment ! D0n't get upset ! All will be well. 811 01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:09,554 Tell me what y0u think ! 812 01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:15,517 - I feel like I kn0w this fell0w. - It's just an illusi0n. 813 01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:19,429 - Y0ur face is abs0lutely new. - I can't believe it ! 814 01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:23,156 I'm the spitting image 0f him. 815 01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:28,469 Well d0ne ! D0ct0r, thank y0u s0 much f0r everything. 816 01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:33,636 - Here ! I kn0w y0u l0se at p0ker. - Y0u didn't have t0. Thank y0u. 817 01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:37,675 Well d0ne ! Thank y0u. It is all settled, then. 818 01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:40,471 Y0u keep M0na ! 819 01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:44,670 If she d0esn't steal fr0m y0u, she must make 500 eur0 a day. 820 01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:51,599 If she steals y0u, she's a criminal ! Please... I'll g0 n0w. Thank y0u. 821 01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:54,356 - It's t00 much. - This is f0r y0ur luck. 822 01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:57,918 Thank y0u very much. Please, take care 0f him. 823 01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:02,040 G00dbye ! All the best ! I have t0 leave. 824 01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:10,549 - It's all right, b0ss. - What d0 y0u think ? 825 01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:20,638 These C0mmunists knew h0w t0 live. Bl00dy bastards... 826 01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:24,073 We'll learn h0w t0 live well, t00. We have all the time. 827 01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:27,595 These days, the new candidates will be elected. 828 01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:29,239 We have anticipated electi0ns, then. 829 01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:30,475 S0, y0u heard it, t00. 830 01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:33,919 Y0u kn0w h0w much m0ney the electi0ns c0st me, last time. 831 01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:37,198 - I still have t0 put m0ney back. - Have I ever asked y0u f0r anything 832 01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:40,079 N0. Tell me... Will y0u help me ? 833 01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:42,917 Have I ever let y0u d0wn, Claudiu ? 834 01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:45,230 What did y0u say when I asked y0u f0r my first credit ? 835 01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:46,429 10o/o. Right ? 836 01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:48,795 This was y0ur c0mmissi0n back then. Y0u played it r0ugh. 837 01:04:48,920 --> 01:04:52,151 I'd still d0 it, but there are n0 m0re state-0wned banks. 838 01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:54,517 Y0u br0ught them all t0 bankruptcy. 839 01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:04,678 I l0ve her when she sings ! She's ad0rable ! 840 01:05:05,720 --> 01:05:08,871 This is, 0fficially, y0ur mistress. It's the first sign 0f 0ld age. 841 01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:10,991 Y0u d0n't kn0w what this kid can d0. 842 01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:14,357 This kid ? She's 27. I kn0w her fr0m s0me place. 843 01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:16,949 Maybe fr0m that TV sh0w, ''Kids say weird things''. 844 01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:20,553 She's a sweetheart. And she sings like n0 0ne else ! 845 01:05:21,360 --> 01:05:23,032 Y0u're s0 y0ung, pappy... 846 01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:28,039 Yes, this is him. 847 01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:30,476 Hell0, Mr Vicepresident. 848 01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:34,591 0f c0urse. I'm 0n my way already. G00dbye ! 849 01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:36,554 0ne minute... 850 01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:40,194 I've been called t0 the party's 0ffice. It's n0t g00d. 851 01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:42,397 The Calabrese will give y0u a car. 852 01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:26,275 H0w can I help y0u, Mr Pangica ? 853 01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:29,429 What ? 854 01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:31,955 Make it a quick 0ne. I'm in a hurry. 855 01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:39,075 Champagne and s0da ! 856 01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:46,270 - I d0n't like rude men. - Y0u d0n't... But I like wh0res. 857 01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:48,513 Y0u damned slut ! 858 01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:51,030 N0w y0u're a bl0nde and y0u did a silic0n j0b, 859 01:06:51,200 --> 01:06:54,272 and y0u think I didn't rec0gnize y0u ! Y0u bl00dy wh0re... 860 01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:59,760 I've felt s0 many fake tits ! Wh0 paid f0r y0ur tits, wh0re ? 861 01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:03,080 Do you think Aurica invested in his girls ? 862 01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:07,434 It's n0t true ! I was never his girl ! 863 01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:09,636 He made me have surgery and fake tits ! 864 01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:16,397 Y0ur fianc� is walking 0n my nerves. 865 01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:20,036 I kn0w that, here, y0u eat n0thing but caviar, but, 0nce in a while, 866 01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:23,510 y0u have t0 taste shit. ''P0ur la b0nne b0uche''... 867 01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:30,355 I understand. I see y0u kn0w French. 868 01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:33,634 I studied marketing in the 0b0r market. 869 01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:35,395 S0 did I. 870 01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:39,275 Under tract0rs, inside trucks 0r in meat freasers. 871 01:07:39,960 --> 01:07:41,598 Where are y0u, Arcasa ? 872 01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:44,792 Wh0's g0ing t0 defend us ? Wh0's g0ing t0 beat us ? 873 01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:47,590 I w0rked 0nly with pr0fessi0nals. 874 01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:51,152 ''Nature itself attended my wedding.'' 875 01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:54,239 ''The sun and the m00n held my wedding cr0wn.'' 876 01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:57,318 H0w nice ! The ''Mi0rita'' balad... 877 01:07:57,480 --> 01:07:59,869 Had this been my subject at the entrance exam, in faculty, 878 01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:03,754 I'd have a j0b at the Ministry 0f Culture. 0r ''Fefeleaga'', that n0vel. 879 01:08:06,640 --> 01:08:09,916 Let's get t0 a m0re r0mantic subject. Let's fuck ! 880 01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:14,318 Let's ! But I want t0 ask y0u... I want t0 be 0n TV. 881 01:08:15,120 --> 01:08:17,634 Wh0 the hell w0uld want t0 see this 0n TV ? 882 01:08:18,120 --> 01:08:21,271 D0n't be a f00l ! I want t0 d0 the weather sh0w. 883 01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:27,475 - Shut up and let's get laid ! - Let's d0 it 0n the p0ker table. 884 01:08:28,240 --> 01:08:29,559 Let's put s0me cake there ! 885 01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:33,150 Like in that m0vie with the mailman ! 886 01:08:39,320 --> 01:08:42,995 The mailman always rings 0nce ! 0nly thieves ring twice ! 887 01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:46,193 They want t0 make sure they leave with all the m0ney ! 888 01:08:48,840 --> 01:08:51,832 Are y0u the new b0ss of the Agarbiceanu clan ? 889 01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:54,635 D0n't bug me with all that literature stuff ! 890 01:09:02,440 --> 01:09:03,555 Cake ! 891 01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:07,717 I feel this is the beginning 0f a beautiful friendship. 892 01:09:08,200 --> 01:09:09,758 My G0d ! 893 01:09:45,880 --> 01:09:47,233 Hell0, guys ! 894 01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:10,949 I'm s0rry, Senat0r. 895 01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:28,838 It's me ! 896 01:10:30,680 --> 01:10:33,433 - Y0u teach her h0w t0 play p0ker... - N0. I teach her ''Sevens''. 897 01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:34,999 It w0rks. 898 01:10:37,160 --> 01:10:40,232 - H0w was the result 0f y0ur surgery - I have g0lden hands. 899 01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:42,238 Y0ur turn. 900 01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:45,989 - Where is Claudiu ? - At the party's 0ffice. 901 01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:48,630 - Is he in tr0uble ? - N0. 902 01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:51,839 0n the eve 0f the electi0ns, he fears f0r his j0b a bit. 903 01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:54,675 What pleasure w0uld he have in kn0wing he'll be elected f0r sure ? 904 01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:57,872 Y0u're kidding. He t0ld me he w0uld be reelected, f0r sure. 905 01:10:58,080 --> 01:11:01,277 Y0u d0n't play with a p00r girl's future, tell her shes y0ur fianc�e, 906 01:11:01,440 --> 01:11:03,271 when y0u're n0t sure if y0u have y0ur 0wn place. 907 01:11:03,480 --> 01:11:05,710 D0n't w0rry ! He'll be reelected. He t0ld me. 908 01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:09,556 - Are y0u sure ? - Titel will help him. Right ? 909 01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:11,398 D0n't be s0 sure ! 910 01:11:12,080 --> 01:11:16,073 At this level, y0u must be full 0f gifts, t0 succeed. 911 01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:22,108 S0rry. Yes ? 912 01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:26,878 Yes, I0n. 913 01:11:29,840 --> 01:11:31,034 I'm listening. 914 01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:36,992 What d0 y0u mean ? They changed the play ? Are y0u crazy ? 915 01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:40,473 I have rec0rdings 0f every sh0w... 916 01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:46,151 Each time I paid the ''artists''. 917 01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:51,034 The ''direct0r'' als0 wants s0mething... H0w much ? 918 01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:54,470 N0. H0w hard sh0uld the play be ? 919 01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:59,913 Y0u're s0 greedy... 0K. See y0u at the bank. 920 01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:03,792 N0. At the p00r guy's bank. 921 01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:11,279 I have t0 g0, dear friends. S0me animals are waiting f0r me. 922 01:12:12,880 --> 01:12:14,598 They miss me. 923 01:12:15,360 --> 01:12:16,713 Be nice ! 924 01:12:17,760 --> 01:12:19,990 If it's a b0y, call him Titel. 925 01:12:23,240 --> 01:12:26,232 - What if it's a girl ? - Send her 0n the streets ! 926 01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:32,358 - Calabrese ! - Yes ! 927 01:12:33,480 --> 01:12:35,994 - Set the big cann0ns ! - Where are we g0ing ? 928 01:12:36,480 --> 01:12:39,119 We're g0ing hunting. Y0u g0 with them ! 929 01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:52,877 - What's the hurry ? - They'll end up t0 us 0r t0 y0u. 930 01:12:55,360 --> 01:12:59,911 M0nica... I am y0ur father. 931 01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:06,676 - What's with this j0ke ? - Trust me... I am y0ur father. 932 01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:10,678 Am I the daughter 0f the father 0f H0ria's child ? 933 01:13:10,880 --> 01:13:16,079 That's right. I treated y0ur m0ther s0 badly, and I've been cursed. 934 01:13:16,360 --> 01:13:20,194 Since then, I c0uldn't make l0ve t0 any w0man, f0r fear 0f incest. 935 01:13:21,800 --> 01:13:25,429 In every w0man, I'd see y0u, my dear. 936 01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:27,592 What are y0u talking ab0ut ? 937 01:13:27,960 --> 01:13:29,757 - Are y0u making fun 0f me ? - N0 ! 938 01:13:30,520 --> 01:13:33,114 If y0u 0nly knew h0w I felt that night at the disc0, 939 01:13:33,320 --> 01:13:38,030 when I saw y0u curling ar0und that p0le ! ''She's mine !'', I said... 940 01:13:40,640 --> 01:13:43,632 Y0u can't imagine h0w much I l0ved y0ur m0ther. 941 01:13:44,240 --> 01:13:49,917 It was the l0ve 0f a 16 year' 0ld b0y wh0 had a wh0re f0r the first time. 942 01:13:50,120 --> 01:13:52,509 D0n't talk like this ab0ut my m0ther ! 943 01:13:52,640 --> 01:13:54,119 I didn't kn0w her, but I respect her. 944 01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:56,236 Please, f0rgive me ! 945 01:13:58,280 --> 01:14:00,032 When I see y0u h0p ar0und, 946 01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:02,959 t0 me, it seems the m0st beautiful dance. 947 01:14:03,240 --> 01:14:05,629 I'm n0t h0pping ar0und. I perf0rm. 948 01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:13,909 When I hired y0u at the h0spital and saw y0u didn't have any father 949 01:14:14,320 --> 01:14:18,233 and that y0u had A-2 bl00d type, I saidh ''Y0u're my little girl !'' 950 01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:20,789 A quarter 0f pe0ple 0n Earth have this bl00d type. 951 01:14:21,760 --> 01:14:26,550 Y0u're right. But, see... Y0u use diminutives, like y0ur m0ther 952 01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:29,519 ''Little perfume'', ''little pantyh0se'', ''little dear''... 953 01:14:30,120 --> 01:14:33,556 Every w0man uses them. Things seem cheaper like this. 954 01:14:34,240 --> 01:14:37,994 I als0 th0ught ab0ut it. But, see... Y0ur name is M0nica. 955 01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:41,517 What d0es this mean ? 956 01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:44,832 The 0ld lady at the trial was als0 named M0nica. 957 01:14:45,120 --> 01:14:46,997 H0w c0uld an 0ld lady be called M0nica ? 958 01:14:47,160 --> 01:14:49,435 0ld ladies were 0nce y0ung, t00. 959 01:14:49,960 --> 01:14:52,474 Is this all pr00f that I am y0ur daughter ? 960 01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:55,837 My h0pping ar0und, the diminutives, my bl00d type and the hag's name ? 961 01:14:55,960 --> 01:14:58,155 - There is 0ne m0re thing. - What ? 962 01:14:59,080 --> 01:15:00,877 Y0u have this m0le, like y0ur m0ther. 963 01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:03,309 St0p it ! Y0u and y0ur s0ap 0pera ! 964 01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:06,234 What ab0ut n0w ? D0 I still l00k like my m0ther ? 965 01:15:06,560 --> 01:15:07,993 What ab0ut n0w ? 966 01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:11,833 D0n't y0u kn0w that we, M0ld0van girls, have this charm ? 967 01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:15,993 M0les ? Y0u bl00dy pervert ! I cann0t be y0ur daughter. 968 01:15:16,440 --> 01:15:20,035 First 0f all, my name isn't M0nica. This is my star name. I'm Evd0kia. 969 01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:23,432 And my bl00d type isn't A-2. Y0u and y0ur shitty equipment ! 970 01:15:23,760 --> 01:15:25,034 I have the 0 type. 971 01:15:25,800 --> 01:15:27,279 - Really ? - Yes. 972 01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:32,077 This means y0u're n0t my daughter. 973 01:15:32,200 --> 01:15:33,633 I'm n0t y0ur daughter. 974 01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:36,519 But, if y0u want us t0 have a g00d time, give me 100 eur0 ! 975 01:15:38,080 --> 01:15:42,392 I never paid w0men f0r sex. It was the 0ther way r0und. 976 01:15:43,840 --> 01:15:48,356 - G0 t0 hell, y0u wh0re ! - Y0u g0 t0 hell ! 977 01:15:55,120 --> 01:15:58,635 Y0u f00l ! H0w c0uld y0u be s0 wr0ng ? 978 01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:43,430 - Where's the elephant ? - He's dead. 979 01:16:45,440 --> 01:16:48,079 H0w c0me ? And y0u didn't tell me ! 980 01:16:48,440 --> 01:16:49,953 We didn't want t0 upset y0u. 981 01:16:50,080 --> 01:16:51,718 - He c0mmitted suicide. - H0w ? 982 01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:53,911 He went 0n hunger strike. 983 01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:03,552 Unbelievable ! 984 01:17:05,200 --> 01:17:08,431 When we're thr0ugh, remind me t0 d0nate them an0ther elephant. 985 01:17:10,440 --> 01:17:11,953 Unbelievable... 986 01:17:15,200 --> 01:17:18,590 Have s0me bagels ! F0r the s0ul 0f the dead... 987 01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:20,870 They're fresh. Give me a handkerchief ! 988 01:17:21,440 --> 01:17:26,195 - D0n't y0u have s0me with salt ? - N0. He had high bl00d pressure. 989 01:17:26,400 --> 01:17:28,516 I understand y0u made up y0ur mind. 990 01:17:29,640 --> 01:17:32,632 What d0 y0u think ? What are the prices 0n the market ? 991 01:17:33,080 --> 01:17:35,640 300,000 eur0 f0r a Deputy's place and 600,000 f0r a Senat0r's place. 992 01:17:35,760 --> 01:17:38,354 H0w c0me ? Yesterday they c0st 150,000 and 250,000. 993 01:17:38,560 --> 01:17:40,994 That was yesterday. The lists are settled. 994 01:17:41,120 --> 01:17:42,872 It's expensive t0 change them. 995 01:17:43,040 --> 01:17:46,237 If this guy changes the C0nstituti0n and we'll have anticipated electi0ns, 996 01:17:46,360 --> 01:17:47,634 we'll see 0ur m0ney back ? 997 01:17:47,840 --> 01:17:50,434 D0 y0u think we're a supermarket, t0 give y0ur m0ney back ? 998 01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:53,114 Wh0 can wage f0r the Big B0ss's whims ? 999 01:17:58,040 --> 01:18:00,474 D0 y0u want t0 be a Deputy 0r a Senat0r ? 1000 01:18:00,640 --> 01:18:02,358 D0 I l00k like a Deputy ? 1001 01:18:05,760 --> 01:18:07,876 Bills 0f 20 ? C0uldn't y0u find smaller 0nes ? 1002 01:18:08,040 --> 01:18:11,919 Yes, bills 0f 100, with flu0rescent paint 0n them. Y0u want th0se ? 1003 01:18:12,080 --> 01:18:15,072 C0me 0n ! I was j0king. Let me talk t0 the party's 0ffice. 1004 01:18:16,360 --> 01:18:18,271 Hell0 ? Mr Tiki ? 1005 01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:21,273 Everything's set up. Tell Mr Tavi that Mr... 1006 01:18:21,880 --> 01:18:22,949 Pangica. 1007 01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:28,591 He signed his adhesi0n. Yes, he als0 dep0sited the pr0gramme. 1008 01:18:32,240 --> 01:18:34,993 It's written in paragraphs 0f 20 w0rds each... 1009 01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:37,194 I see. 1010 01:18:37,720 --> 01:18:40,792 Mr Tiki asks if y0u want t0 have a certain district. 1011 01:18:41,440 --> 01:18:45,069 Mr Tiki, anything g0es. I serve my c0untry in every way I can. 1012 01:18:46,160 --> 01:18:48,799 G00dbye ! Y0u filthy animal... 1013 01:19:01,120 --> 01:19:03,839 Girl, I t0ld y0u that p0litics is a jungle ! 1014 01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:06,157 - I th0ught p0litics is a wh0re. - Right ! 1015 01:19:06,320 --> 01:19:08,197 A wh0re wh0 walks in the jungle. 1016 01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:14,919 Senat0r ! What d0 y0u c0mment ? Can y0u make a statement ? 1017 01:19:16,480 --> 01:19:18,948 Can y0u tell us anything ab0ut what happened ? Senat0r ? 1018 01:19:21,200 --> 01:19:22,872 Yes. G0 ahead. 1019 01:19:26,960 --> 01:19:28,393 I see. 1020 01:19:30,680 --> 01:19:32,079 G00dbye ! 1021 01:20:09,400 --> 01:20:12,437 W0nderful ! Y0u t0uched my heart. 1022 01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:15,315 All this, as a respectful tribute t0 y0u, b0ss. 1023 01:20:19,680 --> 01:20:23,434 L00k at p00r Vladimir ! 1024 01:20:23,760 --> 01:20:26,320 The guys with sch0larships are back fr0m H0lland. 1025 01:20:28,440 --> 01:20:31,557 - Fucking respect ! - Unbelievable ! 1026 01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:35,309 Listen, Calabrese... Never f0rget where y0u're c0ming fr0m. 1027 01:20:36,200 --> 01:20:39,237 - Right y0u are, b0ss. - Unbelievable... 1028 01:20:49,200 --> 01:20:52,351 Let him c0me. Get the men ready ! 1029 01:21:23,120 --> 01:21:24,758 D0 y0u remember me ? 1030 01:21:24,920 --> 01:21:28,196 0f c0urse ! I've always been a big fan 0f y0urs. 1031 01:21:28,920 --> 01:21:31,992 Limba, Ismail, Gica Hau-hau... 1032 01:21:33,520 --> 01:21:35,317 Y0u had s0 many beautiful r0les ! 1033 01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:38,273 They used t0 make awes0me m0vies. N0t anym0re. Pity ! 1034 01:21:38,440 --> 01:21:42,353 - D0n't y0u rec0gnize my v0ice ? - D0n C0rle0ne... 1035 01:21:42,880 --> 01:21:45,838 ''My s0n, c0me here ! I have s0me black market cigarettes.'' 1036 01:21:46,120 --> 01:21:47,792 I always liked culture. 1037 01:21:48,400 --> 01:21:51,995 Mr Jean, y0u want me t0 sp0ns0r y0u 0r take a trip t0 M0unt Ath0s ? 1038 01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:55,551 We might d0 ''The G0dfather 4''. I'll tell C0pp0la t0 bring 4 milli0n, 1039 01:21:55,760 --> 01:21:59,469 I'll bring an0ther 4, the Nati0nal Cinema C0uncil, an0ther 14. 1040 01:21:59,840 --> 01:22:02,798 Y0u cheeky m0nkey ! I d0n't need y0ur m0ney. 1041 01:22:03,240 --> 01:22:05,196 I came f0r my due m0ney. 1042 01:22:05,560 --> 01:22:09,678 Y0u f0rg0t s0mething h I am Agarbiceanu ! 1043 01:22:10,320 --> 01:22:13,630 Agarbiceanu ! This is wh0 I am ! Get it ? 1044 01:22:14,200 --> 01:22:17,317 Ion Agarbiceanu ? The writer himself ? 1045 01:22:18,080 --> 01:22:19,911 What a great accent, b0ss ! 1046 01:22:21,480 --> 01:22:23,118 I'm y0ur b0ss. 1047 01:22:23,280 --> 01:22:25,396 And all these g00ns y0u have there... 1048 01:22:25,840 --> 01:22:27,239 I'm their b0ss, t00. 1049 01:22:27,960 --> 01:22:32,158 Which 0ne 0f y0u is an act0r ? This guy says he is the b0ss. 1050 01:22:32,320 --> 01:22:34,595 Calabrese, tell me, d0es he seem like the b0ss ? 1051 01:22:34,760 --> 01:22:36,352 Y0u're much nicer, b0ss. 1052 01:22:37,280 --> 01:22:39,271 Nice, Mr Jean ! I alm0st b0ught it. 1053 01:22:39,440 --> 01:22:41,351 This is why we l0ve and appreciate y0u. 1054 01:22:41,560 --> 01:22:42,913 Well d0ne ! 1055 01:22:46,200 --> 01:22:47,838 These are true pr0fessi0nals. 1056 01:22:56,800 --> 01:23:00,554 Y0u writer ! These are amateurs. 1057 01:23:01,240 --> 01:23:02,673 Fr0m n0w 0n, it's 0ver. 1058 01:23:03,280 --> 01:23:07,068 Youre not Agarbiceanu. G0 back t0 C0sta Rica ! 1059 01:23:07,520 --> 01:23:10,034 - G0 ! - Y0u g0 t0 hell ! 1060 01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:17,350 - What's the matter with y0u ? - We're staying. 1061 01:23:17,480 --> 01:23:19,118 We can't reject his 0ffer. 1062 01:23:22,640 --> 01:23:24,517 Titel, I'll be back. 1063 01:23:26,720 --> 01:23:29,109 I'll destr0y y0u, I swear ! 1064 01:23:34,720 --> 01:23:36,358 G0 ! 1065 01:23:38,440 --> 01:23:42,433 - B0ss... Y0u are a genius. - Maybe that's h0w y0u see me. 1066 01:23:49,560 --> 01:23:51,357 Such gener0sity ! 1067 01:23:52,880 --> 01:23:54,677 Y0u think pe0ple appreciate this ? 1068 01:23:54,840 --> 01:23:56,796 N0 0ne d0es this anym0re, Calabrese. 1069 01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:06,718 I see y0u're s0rry. 1070 01:24:09,240 --> 01:24:14,189 That's life, Calabrese. S00ner 0r later, we all betray s0me0ne. 1071 01:24:15,280 --> 01:24:18,750 New b0sses f0r a new age. 0nly G0d is f0rever. 1072 01:24:22,520 --> 01:24:23,919 Is that what y0u think ? 1073 01:24:32,960 --> 01:24:35,633 What the hell, Horica ? Y0u c0uld have t0ld me. 1074 01:24:35,800 --> 01:24:37,313 I alm0st had a heart attack. 1075 01:24:37,960 --> 01:24:40,838 Y0u never asked anything. Y0u t0ld me 0nly t0 change his face. 1076 01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:41,989 H0w is he ? 1077 01:24:42,200 --> 01:24:44,475 He's the spitting image 0f Jean C0nstantin. Well d0ne ! 1078 01:24:44,600 --> 01:24:47,433 - G0lden hands... - Where's that daughter 0f y0urs ? 1079 01:24:49,400 --> 01:24:52,631 - She's n0t my daughter. - Y0u said that she had that m0le... 1080 01:24:53,200 --> 01:24:55,191 She can put it wherever she wants. 1081 01:24:56,360 --> 01:24:58,271 And I th0ught I sinned with her ! 1082 01:24:58,960 --> 01:25:01,076 - G00d f0r y0u ! - Thanks. 1083 01:25:01,320 --> 01:25:02,912 - Listen, Titel... - Please ! 1084 01:25:03,240 --> 01:25:05,356 Now Im Senator Pangica. 1085 01:25:06,760 --> 01:25:09,960 S0, y0u sh0wed him well ! Y0u betrayed him ! 1086 01:25:10,720 --> 01:25:14,190 My best friend ! L0rd ! I am such a scum ! 1087 01:25:14,800 --> 01:25:17,394 T0 hell with him ! He wasn't b0rn a Senat0r. 1088 01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:21,477 It w0n't be g00d f0r him. If he says s0mething stupid 0n TV, 1089 01:25:21,720 --> 01:25:23,119 all media will get crazy. 1090 01:25:23,320 --> 01:25:25,038 This is why media stinks. 1091 01:25:27,480 --> 01:25:29,516 Listen, d0ct0r... 1092 01:25:31,160 --> 01:25:35,392 Have y0u ever th0ught 0f being minister ? F0r a few days... 1093 01:25:35,960 --> 01:25:38,793 Have I ever th0ught ? 1094 01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:44,710 I've always dreamt 0f being minister, Titel. Wh0 the hell w0uldn't ? 1095 01:25:45,520 --> 01:25:47,909 I w0uld fire certain h0spital managers, 1096 01:25:48,320 --> 01:25:50,151 then I w0uld hire them back... 1097 01:25:50,600 --> 01:25:53,319 I w0uld be the 0ne t0 decide which ambulances t0 buy f0r the h0spital. 1098 01:25:53,480 --> 01:25:57,996 I w0uld be c0urted by V0lkswagen, Mercedes, Ferrari... 1099 01:25:58,560 --> 01:26:00,516 Ferrari ? They d0n't have ambulances. 1100 01:26:00,800 --> 01:26:04,395 It d0esn't matter. I f0rgive them. 1101 01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:09,830 If they see we have the m0ney, they'll make s0me, t00. 1102 01:26:11,120 --> 01:26:13,315 But, first 0f all, I'll quit drinking. 1103 01:26:15,840 --> 01:26:17,671 Starting t0m0rr0w. 1104 01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:27,478 - Is the meeting 0ver ? - H0w c0uld y0u ? 1105 01:26:28,000 --> 01:26:29,069 H0w c0uld y0u ? 1106 01:26:30,680 --> 01:26:32,910 Y0u'll burn in hell, y0u bl00dy f00l ! 1107 01:26:33,240 --> 01:26:36,630 Here's s0me bad news, my man. Hell and heaven just merged. 1108 01:26:37,160 --> 01:26:39,435 It's called Purgat0ry Ltd. 1109 01:26:39,760 --> 01:26:42,354 This idi0t t00k my place in the Senate. 1110 01:26:42,600 --> 01:26:44,909 I 0ffered y0u a place in the H0use 0f Deputies. Why didn't y0u take it ? 1111 01:26:45,080 --> 01:26:46,399 Y0u take it ! Y0u're new ! 1112 01:26:46,640 --> 01:26:49,029 This isn't g0ing t0 w0rk. The party will say n0 ! 1113 01:26:49,240 --> 01:26:51,356 Which party ? D0 y0u kn0w which side are y0u 0n ? 1114 01:26:52,280 --> 01:26:55,909 L00k wh0's giving me less0ns ! The w0rm seller fr0m 0b0r market ! 1115 01:26:56,320 --> 01:26:59,357 I've d0ne s0 much f0r y0u ! Y0u never had t0 pay any taxes ! 1116 01:26:59,880 --> 01:27:02,519 Y0u didn't d0 it f0r free. I always had t0 pay f0r it. 1117 01:27:02,760 --> 01:27:04,910 It w0uld have been cheaper t0 pay taxes. 1118 01:27:05,600 --> 01:27:09,673 This serves me well ! I c0vered f0r y0u and hid all y0ur criminal files. 1119 01:27:10,200 --> 01:27:15,433 - Y0u didn't d0 it with the last 0ne. - This is why I'm n0t a p0litician. 1120 01:27:16,200 --> 01:27:18,270 N0 0ne can take the scalpel away fr0m me. 1121 01:27:18,880 --> 01:27:24,273 The higher 0ur living standard, the bigger the b00bs ! 1122 01:27:26,240 --> 01:27:28,913 Tell me ! Why did y0u d0 it ? 1123 01:27:29,880 --> 01:27:32,348 T0 gain immunity, y0u dumb ass ! 1124 01:27:32,680 --> 01:27:35,956 Is it s0 hard t0 understand ? If tw0 pr0secut0rs g0 after me, 1125 01:27:36,240 --> 01:27:38,959 I'll have six lawyers t0 defend me. If they up the ante with tw0, 1126 01:27:39,120 --> 01:27:41,156 I'll raise and have eight m0re lawyers. 1127 01:27:41,320 --> 01:27:44,198 That's the game. Life's a p0ker game. 1128 01:27:44,480 --> 01:27:47,711 - But y0u d0n't get it, y0u idi0t. - I'm g0ing t0 destr0y y0u. 1129 01:27:48,280 --> 01:27:50,919 Y0u w0n't have any immunity, as l0ng as I can d0 s0mething ! 1130 01:27:51,080 --> 01:27:53,753 - Y0u, destr0y me ? Y0u w0rm ! - Little w0rm... 1131 01:27:54,200 --> 01:27:58,193 - H0w d0 y0u think y0u'll d0 that ? - S00n, the electi0ns are c0ming. 1132 01:27:58,840 --> 01:28:02,515 - I'll thr0w y0ur ass t0 the media ! - And I'll thr0w y0ur ass t0 the d0gs 1133 01:28:02,800 --> 01:28:06,429 Y0u f0rget y0u've been ph0t0graphed naked and drunk as a skunk, 1134 01:28:06,840 --> 01:28:11,197 running after the waitresses ? I paid 30 grand t0 get the ph0t0s ! 1135 01:28:11,480 --> 01:28:13,232 - What ab0ut the c0c0a ? - What c0c0a ? 1136 01:28:13,400 --> 01:28:16,597 The l0an fr0m the state ! He bribed s0me0ne, t0 get 100 t0ns 0f c0c0a, 1137 01:28:16,800 --> 01:28:21,237 he s0ld it and t00k the m0ney, and never gave the c0c0a back ! 1138 01:28:21,920 --> 01:28:24,514 - I didn't bribe any0ne. I paid y0u. - What did y0u pay me ? 1139 01:28:24,640 --> 01:28:28,713 I gave y0u the m0ney ! Y0u made me write a request ! 1140 01:28:29,440 --> 01:28:33,319 ''Given the seri0us s0cial turm0il caused by the c0c0a...'' 1141 01:28:34,680 --> 01:28:37,240 Watch y0ur language ! Y0u can't put ''c0c0a'' in the genitive case. 1142 01:28:37,360 --> 01:28:39,828 Whatever ! 1143 01:28:41,240 --> 01:28:45,677 - Y0u bribed 0fficials f0r that c0c0a - Are y0u talking ab0ut me ? 1144 01:28:45,880 --> 01:28:48,917 I gave y0u the m0ney ! Y0u sh0uld have given them as bribe ! 1145 01:28:49,080 --> 01:28:50,229 Did y0u ? If n0t... 1146 01:28:50,400 --> 01:28:53,358 I'm s0rry, but I have a tape 0f y0u bribing s0me0ne. 1147 01:28:53,560 --> 01:28:56,154 Are y0u 0ut 0f y0ur mind ? What tape ? I wasn't even there. 1148 01:28:56,320 --> 01:28:57,309 Listen... 1149 01:28:57,480 --> 01:29:00,836 Why d0 y0u think there are s0 many film direct0rs in R0mania ? 1150 01:29:02,200 --> 01:29:06,193 Any 0f them can edit such a film. 1151 01:29:08,200 --> 01:29:10,430 Did y0u d0 such a thing ? 1152 01:29:11,040 --> 01:29:14,953 If y0u did, y0u are w0rse than me. I'll kill y0u. 1153 01:29:15,200 --> 01:29:16,918 Wait ! C0me 0n, cut it 0ut ! 1154 01:29:18,760 --> 01:29:23,959 I w0n't kill y0u. I'll put a M0ld0van d0 it, f0r 5,000 eur0s. 1155 01:29:24,480 --> 01:29:30,669 But y0u're n0t w0rth it. A S0mali will d0 it f0r 10 meal tickets. 1156 01:29:31,320 --> 01:29:35,632 Y0u kn0w what's funny ? I als0 have an edited tape. 1157 01:29:35,920 --> 01:29:38,036 It's made by these y0ung direct0rs. 1158 01:29:38,240 --> 01:29:41,073 There, y0u take m0ney f0r a bid. 1159 01:29:42,280 --> 01:29:43,395 What d0 y0u say n0w ? 1160 01:29:43,520 --> 01:29:46,239 Y0u c0uld swap tapes, like tw0 m0vie g0ers. 1161 01:29:47,120 --> 01:29:50,954 D0 y0u want us t0 swap tapes ? I'll give y0u the ph0t0s as a b0nus. 1162 01:29:51,440 --> 01:29:52,873 I'm n0t making any swap. 1163 01:29:53,000 --> 01:29:56,595 I have immunity, while y0u are h0ping f0r it. 1164 01:29:57,280 --> 01:30:00,360 If y0u make such a scandal, the party will take y0u 0ut 0f the list, 1165 01:30:00,600 --> 01:30:04,832 and he'll be a dead man ! 1166 01:30:06,160 --> 01:30:09,311 - What's wr0ng with y0u ? - I'm an epileptic. 1167 01:30:09,640 --> 01:30:13,997 D0ct0r, l00k ! I'm an epileptic ! 1168 01:30:15,200 --> 01:30:18,112 I'm n0t resp0nsible f0r my acti0ns ! 1169 01:30:18,640 --> 01:30:20,232 Sh00t me ! 1170 01:30:20,440 --> 01:30:23,318 Free me fr0m the nightmare I've been living f0r s0 many years ! 1171 01:30:23,440 --> 01:30:27,433 - Sh00t me ! - N0... Titel, d0n't ! 1172 01:30:29,280 --> 01:30:30,349 Please ! 1173 01:30:34,040 --> 01:30:35,598 Please... 1174 01:30:37,200 --> 01:30:39,031 Titel, d0n't ! 1175 01:30:39,600 --> 01:30:41,033 Please... 1176 01:30:47,400 --> 01:30:50,119 C0me 0n... Settle d0wn, guys... 1177 01:31:05,960 --> 01:31:08,315 D0 y0u think it's easy t0 be a Senat0r ? 1178 01:31:11,640 --> 01:31:14,313 D0 y0u think it's easy t0 keep up with the 0thers ? 1179 01:31:15,480 --> 01:31:19,189 If it's trendy t0 have a villa in Snag0v 0r M0nte Carl0, y0u d0 it. 1180 01:31:19,960 --> 01:31:22,190 If s0me0ne buys himself a Bentley, y0u get it, t00. 1181 01:31:22,400 --> 01:31:25,198 If s0me0ne has an 18 year' 0ld mistress, y0u get y0urself 0ne, t00. 1182 01:31:25,360 --> 01:31:29,433 If y0u d0n't keep up with them, they'll thr0w y0u 0ut. 1183 01:31:32,200 --> 01:31:34,430 It means y0u're n0t able t0 d0 it anym0re 1184 01:31:38,400 --> 01:31:42,279 And then... Y0u're n0 l0nger needed. 1185 01:31:50,520 --> 01:31:52,192 H0w d0 y0u think y0u can d0 it ? 1186 01:31:55,160 --> 01:31:57,833 Buy all this fr0m y0ur Parliamentary fee ? 1187 01:31:58,760 --> 01:32:01,991 With the l0usy c0mmissi0ns y0u gave me ? 1188 01:32:04,400 --> 01:32:07,710 And then, t0 keep up with all this, 1189 01:32:08,280 --> 01:32:11,750 I started t0 sell the m0st pr0fitable g00ds in R0maniah 1190 01:32:12,760 --> 01:32:14,398 pr0mises. 1191 01:32:15,240 --> 01:32:18,596 - And were y0u paid en0ugh ? - All in all ? 1192 01:32:21,560 --> 01:32:26,156 I made ab0ut 0ne milli0n eur0. All in all. 1193 01:32:28,600 --> 01:32:31,910 D0ct0r, I can't sleep at night. 1194 01:32:37,920 --> 01:32:41,708 I dream that, 0ne day, I'll die in a hunting accident. 1195 01:32:42,360 --> 01:32:46,148 Y0u'd better sh00t me y0urself, s0 I die by the hand 0f a friend. 1196 01:32:48,640 --> 01:32:53,555 I have 0nly 0ne s0luti0n h if Marcel brings me 0ne milli0n, t0day... 1197 01:32:53,720 --> 01:32:56,188 Then, c0me what may. 1198 01:32:56,400 --> 01:32:58,391 He pr0mised he'd bring me the m0ney t0day. 1199 01:32:58,520 --> 01:33:00,431 These were the m0ney I had t0 launder. 1200 01:33:00,600 --> 01:33:02,716 Wait a minute ! It's strange... 1201 01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:04,831 He pr0mised he'd give me 0ne milli0n, t00, 1202 01:33:04,960 --> 01:33:07,838 t0 c0ver my debt t0 the state. These are my m0ney. 1203 01:33:08,040 --> 01:33:10,952 D0n't get excited ! He might bring tw0 milli0n. 1204 01:33:11,680 --> 01:33:14,831 This w0uld be an0ther thing. Y0u'll c0ver y0ur debt 1205 01:33:15,360 --> 01:33:17,590 with aunt Alexandrina's heritage, 1206 01:33:17,800 --> 01:33:20,030 then y0u start s0me small business. 1207 01:33:20,720 --> 01:33:23,632 Y0u 0pen tw0 ice cream stands in the Circus Park 1208 01:33:24,200 --> 01:33:27,670 and f0ur ec0t0ilets in Ghencea, and this is it ! 1209 01:33:28,080 --> 01:33:30,992 Right ! The b0ys fr0m the 0rchestra will have a place t0 pee. 1210 01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:35,835 Y0u see ? All that fuss, ab0ut n0thing ! 1211 01:33:36,080 --> 01:33:40,039 Have y0u ever th0ught 0f m0ving t0 the 0pp0sing parties ? 1212 01:33:41,040 --> 01:33:46,114 - It w0uld be a g00d change. - Perfect ! Then, I'll sp0ns0r y0u. 1213 01:33:51,280 --> 01:33:52,952 Are y0u seri0us ? 1214 01:33:55,400 --> 01:33:57,470 I haven't th0ught ab0ut that. 1215 01:33:58,080 --> 01:34:01,311 After all, I've been 0n g00d terms with everyb0dy. Right ? 1216 01:34:01,640 --> 01:34:04,916 - 0f c0urse. - Y0u g0t excited f0r n0 reas0n. 1217 01:34:07,080 --> 01:34:09,435 - Friends ? - 0f c0urse... 1218 01:34:34,600 --> 01:34:37,831 Listen, f0lks ! D0 y0u kn0w what time it is ? 1219 01:34:38,840 --> 01:34:40,751 D0 y0u still think Marcel will c0me ? 1220 01:34:41,200 --> 01:34:44,556 I'm starting t0 have d0ubts. What the hell w0uld he d0 in such a h0le ? 1221 01:34:45,160 --> 01:34:47,628 Listen, y0u f00ls. I'm g0ing t0 d0 a dem0nstrati0n. 1222 01:34:47,840 --> 01:34:49,990 I put 100 eur0 here, 0n the table. 1223 01:34:50,600 --> 01:34:54,798 We'll all stare at it and, in 30 sec0nds, it will disappear. 1224 01:34:55,040 --> 01:34:59,079 N0 0ne kn0ws h0w 0r where. 30 sec0nds. C0me 0n. 1225 01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:09,468 28... 29... 30. 1226 01:35:13,360 --> 01:35:14,952 I th0ught y0u'd f0rg0t. 1227 01:35:15,680 --> 01:35:18,478 Are y0u crazy ? Why are y0u dressed like this ? 1228 01:35:19,440 --> 01:35:21,476 I'm leaving f0r M0sc0w ! 1229 01:35:22,320 --> 01:35:23,719 What kind 0f game is this ? 1230 01:35:23,880 --> 01:35:27,031 It's n0 game. I'm tired 0f R0mania. Here, everything's a j0keh 1231 01:35:27,320 --> 01:35:30,869 the presidency, p0litics, y0ur p0lice, y0urjustice... 1232 01:35:31,120 --> 01:35:33,475 Everything ! Even sex... 1233 01:35:34,520 --> 01:35:38,991 - Even the m0bsters are a j0ke ! - I really d0n't understand y0u. 1234 01:35:39,400 --> 01:35:43,359 Y0u survived the transiti0n, the ref0rm, the inflati0n... 1235 01:35:44,000 --> 01:35:47,549 And y0u're leaving n0w, when we're ab0ut t0 pass the br0thel act, 1236 01:35:47,960 --> 01:35:50,269 when we're NAT0 and EU members ? 1237 01:35:51,480 --> 01:35:54,438 D0 y0u see me as head 0f the wh0res' uni0n ? 1238 01:35:55,160 --> 01:35:56,752 Shall we ask f0r free c0nd0ms 1239 01:35:56,880 --> 01:36:00,190 and the right t0 see 0urselves in the ceiling mirr0rs ? 1240 01:36:00,440 --> 01:36:03,034 Thanks, but n0 ! Rather than being in the streets 0f Bucharest, 1241 01:36:03,200 --> 01:36:05,316 I'd rather walk the streets 0f M0sc0w ! 1242 01:36:05,720 --> 01:36:08,154 ''0n a r0ad t0 Russia...'' 1243 01:36:08,360 --> 01:36:11,113 ''I'll take a train t0 M0sc0w !'' 1244 01:36:13,440 --> 01:36:16,432 It will be harder up t0 Iasi. But then, after Iasi, 1245 01:36:16,800 --> 01:36:21,032 they install the Russian l0c0m0tive, it's warm, y0u drink tea... 1246 01:36:21,360 --> 01:36:24,432 Y0u never kn0w when they c0me and rape y0u ! 1247 01:36:24,840 --> 01:36:28,799 Wait ! H0w are y0u g0ing t0 survive in M0sc0w, with 0nly 100 eur0 ? 1248 01:36:30,360 --> 01:36:33,079 - A man is waiting f0r me there. - What man ? 1249 01:36:33,960 --> 01:36:38,829 A senzati0nal man. He's called Marcel. 1250 01:36:39,800 --> 01:36:42,678 Yes, y0ur friend Marcel ! And my friend Marcel. 1251 01:36:43,120 --> 01:36:45,873 A true p0ker player, wh0 always t00k y0ur m0ney. 1252 01:36:46,000 --> 01:36:47,433 He cheated, 0f c0urse ! 1253 01:36:47,880 --> 01:36:49,438 T0day he's n0t c0ming. 1254 01:36:49,920 --> 01:36:52,912 He t0ld me t0 tell y0u he's busy and can't make it. 1255 01:36:53,160 --> 01:36:55,958 - Since when d0 y0u kn0w Marcel ? - Since '93. 1256 01:36:56,440 --> 01:36:58,795 Then, I was dancing in the ''N0 shame'' disc0. 1257 01:36:58,960 --> 01:37:00,791 Mr Pangica brought Marcel along. 1258 01:37:01,000 --> 01:37:04,515 He wanted t0 b0rr0w s0me m0re m0ney. I n0ticed Marcel right away. 1259 01:37:04,920 --> 01:37:06,512 I left with him that night. 1260 01:37:06,680 --> 01:37:10,195 Between tw0 l0ve sessi0ns, he t0ld me why he came t0 R0maniah 1261 01:37:10,760 --> 01:37:14,992 he had three friends wh0m he beat at p0ker, just f0r fun. 1262 01:37:15,480 --> 01:37:17,516 But he cares ab0ut y0u. H0nest ! 1263 01:37:17,800 --> 01:37:19,836 He called me 0n my cell ph0ne and saidh 1264 01:37:20,240 --> 01:37:23,437 ''Leave th0se 0ld farts ! C0me and live the g00d life !'' 1265 01:37:23,760 --> 01:37:26,513 ''Diam0nds, gas, 0il and KGB ! What a life !'' 1266 01:37:39,160 --> 01:37:40,991 Gather the men ! 1267 01:37:49,760 --> 01:37:51,637 It's g00d that y0u leave us f0r a man. 1268 01:37:52,160 --> 01:37:54,833 I was afraid y0u had p0litical reas0ns. 1269 01:37:55,320 --> 01:37:56,514 N0t at all. 1270 01:37:56,760 --> 01:37:58,352 This is why I'm leaving n0w, 1271 01:37:58,480 --> 01:38:00,914 when y0u s0lved all the pr0blems 0f the c0untry. 1272 01:38:01,480 --> 01:38:06,190 I'm leaving y0u, with y0ur ''eternal and fascinating'' R0mania. 1273 01:38:12,120 --> 01:38:15,669 Are y0u 0ut 0f y0ur mind ? What have y0u d0ne, Titel ? 1274 01:38:16,160 --> 01:38:18,515 Fuck her ! She knew t00 much. 1275 01:38:21,040 --> 01:38:23,031 What c0uld she have kn0wn ? 1276 01:38:23,880 --> 01:38:26,474 She was g0ing t0 see Marcel. He's still a Secret Service man. 1277 01:38:26,680 --> 01:38:29,069 They didn't kn0w where t0 send him, s0 they sent him t0 New Y0rk. 1278 01:38:29,240 --> 01:38:30,912 Marcel was with them ? 1279 01:38:31,120 --> 01:38:33,634 Wh0 d0esn't kn0w ? Maybe th0se fr0m the C0mmittee. 1280 01:38:37,520 --> 01:38:39,112 This is the place. 1281 01:39:11,880 --> 01:39:14,075 Y0u w0uldn't kill me, even if y0u had a baz00ka ! 1282 01:39:14,240 --> 01:39:17,038 - I'm a veteran fr0m Afghanistan ! - Y0u heard that ? 1283 01:39:17,400 --> 01:39:20,676 What are y0u trying t0 d0, y0u f00l ? 1284 01:39:20,960 --> 01:39:22,996 The Special Tr00ps are here n0w ! 1285 01:39:23,800 --> 01:39:25,153 N0 way. I sh0uld have kn0wn. 1286 01:39:25,280 --> 01:39:27,430 It's even w0rse. The Russians are here. 1287 01:39:28,200 --> 01:39:31,033 Y0u're driving me crazy. Y0u sh00t her ! 1288 01:39:32,880 --> 01:39:35,189 C0me here, Senat0r ! C0me see them ! 1289 01:39:36,640 --> 01:39:39,393 This is my big chance. I'm n0t g0ing t0 l0se it. 1290 01:39:54,760 --> 01:40:00,551 - This is private pr0perty ! - We have passp0rts and visas. 1291 01:40:03,200 --> 01:40:04,997 Snake ! 1292 01:40:07,480 --> 01:40:09,152 - Visas ? - Yes ! 1293 01:40:10,240 --> 01:40:13,915 Call the airp0rt and ask them what the hell this is all ab0ut ! 1294 01:40:15,560 --> 01:40:17,278 I d0n't understand ! 1295 01:40:20,440 --> 01:40:23,637 Easy ! Here y0u are ! 1296 01:40:26,080 --> 01:40:28,435 This is f0r Mr Man0le. 1297 01:40:31,080 --> 01:40:32,832 H0w d0es he kn0w y0ur name ? 1298 01:40:33,600 --> 01:40:37,798 Y0u're a big sh0t n0w ! Y0u receive y0ur mail by ch0pper ! 1299 01:40:39,680 --> 01:40:41,193 H0w did he kn0w y0ur name ? 1300 01:40:48,240 --> 01:40:53,439 Evd0kia H0rik0va Lakust0va. 1301 01:40:55,040 --> 01:40:56,758 What's this that y0u're h0lding, Calabrese ? 1302 01:40:56,880 --> 01:40:59,474 It's I. Evd0kia H0rik0va Lakust0va. 1303 01:41:00,120 --> 01:41:03,396 Lakust0va ? Is it p0ssible ? 1304 01:41:06,400 --> 01:41:10,075 ''Dem0cratistan'' ? What w0uld I d0 there ? 1305 01:41:10,560 --> 01:41:13,950 This is where Marcel waits f0r y0u. It's fr0m Marcel. 1306 01:41:14,520 --> 01:41:17,876 A rev0luti0n is ab0ut t0 begin. He's g0ing t0 be prime-minister 1307 01:41:18,080 --> 01:41:22,198 and he needs a wife. They're very keen 0n pr0letary m0rale. 1308 01:41:23,160 --> 01:41:26,357 Y0u w0n't find any girl with m0re m0rals than me ! 1309 01:41:27,200 --> 01:41:29,919 Men have always d0ne with me whatever they wanted. 1310 01:41:45,120 --> 01:41:47,998 Mrs prime-minister Lakust0va Marcel... 1311 01:41:48,720 --> 01:41:50,950 It d0esn't s0und bad at all. 1312 01:41:55,440 --> 01:41:58,000 G00dbye, Senat0r ! My l0ver ! 1313 01:41:58,800 --> 01:42:01,758 G00dbye, H0ria, daddy dear ! Kisses ! 1314 01:42:02,680 --> 01:42:05,513 And y0u, my rabbit ! Bye ! 1315 01:42:07,600 --> 01:42:11,388 Thank y0u. I've never travelled by helic0pter. 1316 01:42:59,200 --> 01:43:00,872 N0w what ? 1317 01:43:02,120 --> 01:43:04,680 Turn the TV 0n, b0ss. It sh0uld start any minute. 1318 01:43:05,160 --> 01:43:07,754 - What ? - The Rev0luti0n. Live. 1319 01:43:09,040 --> 01:43:12,635 - Marcel... 0n which channel ? - 0n every channel. 1320 01:43:14,800 --> 01:43:18,315 - Y0u're a pig. - D0n'tjudge me, b0ss ! 1321 01:43:23,160 --> 01:43:26,436 Priest ! Y0u sh0uld have g0tten 0n that helic0pter, t00. 1322 01:43:47,160 --> 01:43:50,516 This is what I call a rev0luti0n. Well d0ne, Marcel ! 1323 01:43:50,920 --> 01:43:53,275 Yes, but 0ur rev0luti0n was the real deal. 1324 01:43:53,760 --> 01:43:54,829 Abs0lutely. 1325 01:43:57,720 --> 01:44:02,077 01:44:06,711 D0 y0u think they b0ught the licence ? 1327 01:44:06,840 --> 01:44:09,274 The hell they did. Marcel gave it f0r free. 1328 01:44:13,760 --> 01:44:16,115 I heard they have rich res0urces. 1329 01:44:19,120 --> 01:44:21,475 This means we're back in business. 1330 01:44:26,200 --> 01:44:28,031 Vict0ry ! Vict0ry ! Vict0ry ! 1331 01:44:29,080 --> 01:44:30,035 01:44:31,149 Friends !108940

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