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[light country music]

[imitates a rooster crowing]

- Rise and shine Beaver County.

[laughing]

[imitates beeping]

This is AM 510 on your radio dial WPIG.

And now the weather.

It's gonna be a hot one out there folks,

hotter than a June bride in a feather-tick bed.

[laughing]

Hot, hot, thermonuclear.

[laughing]

I tell ya y'all don't, y'all don't forget

to put on your sunscreen out there

'cause we can't afford no more rednecks in this town.

[laughing]

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, I gotta go folks.

I really gotta go shit a brick.

[bell ringing]

♪ It's a heavy load

♪ It's a fork in the road

♪ That keeps on my knees in prayer ♪

♪ Life's ups and downs can turn you around ♪

♪ So I pray Lord when I call you'll be there ♪

♪ Oh I'm gonna lean

♪ I'm gonna lean

♪ I'm gonna lean

♪ I'm gonna lean on the Lord with all my heart ♪

♪ I'm gonna lean

♪ I'm gonna lean

♪ I'm gonna lean on the Lord with all my heart ♪

♪ If there's a burden that can't be lifted ♪

♪ By your own strength and human ways ♪

♪ Just seek the Lord while you're kneeling ♪

♪ 'Cause he promised

♪ There'd be better days

♪ I always knew there'd be sorrow ♪

♪ I always heard there'd be rain ♪

♪ Sometimes life ain't what it's cracked up to be ♪

♪ My Lord's always lifted me

♪ Always lifted me

♪ So I'm gonna lean

♪ I'm gonna lean

♪ I'm gonna lean

♪ I'm gonna lean on the Lord with all my heart ♪

♪ I'm gonna lean

♪ I'm gonna lean

♪ I'm gonna lean on the Lord with all my heart ♪

♪ I'm gonna lean on the Lord with all my heart ♪

[crowd clapping]

- [Crystalyn] Oh Jesus, oh Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.

- Benjamin, where did she go?

Is she ever coming back?

- Yeah, yes, she...

- Did you mean to propose to her like this here,

this way, no ring, nothing?

This is forever gonna be burned into her memory.

- No, it just popped out Mom.

We were talking and you were here.

- My point exactly.

- I know but I'm nuts about her.

She makes me do crazy things.

[coughing]

- Oh, Ben.

How am I gonna explain my family?

- Do you think maybe she's a gold digger?

- Cut it out Ma.

- This is gonna kill your father.

- He's been dead 15 years.

- God rest his soul.

- If you'd let him.

- You watch your tongue.

You watch your tongue, young man.

- You.

- Hello dear, what took you so long?

- Oh just a little upset tummy.

- I thought you mighta slipped out the back

considering my spontaneous, impulsive--

- Proposal.

That's love.

Have you met her family?

You need to talk to her father, make it official.

- Well I haven't met 'em yet

but Chris has told me all about him.

He's a mechanical engineer, right, hon?

- Yeah, right.

- Mechanical engineer, that's, that's wonderful.

What does he make?

- Things.

- Okay, baby girls what do you think?

This is gonna make cuttin' the grass a lot more fun.

- Where's the remote?

How's you gonna hear the TV while you mow, Daddy?

- That's the living room chair,

where's we gonna sit tonight?

- You think your momma's gonna notice?

Shit.

- Daddy, is you going to Hell?

- For cussing?

No.

For messing up your mom's furniture, it's a maybe.

All right, my beautiful ladies, hop on out.

Watch this.

- Daddy's getting in trouble.

- Well bless his little ol' heart.

- That's good.

I like things, you like things, things are good.

- May I get you some more water, bread, cracked pepper,

Kava Kava, Klonopin, Phenobarbital, Valium?

- Maybe just some green tea.

You know for nerves laughter is the best medicine.

Remember what your father used to say,

"An optimist laughs to forget and a pessimist

"forgets to laugh." - Forgets to laugh.

[laughing]

- Love that one, your father.

Oh young man, where did you get that beautiful teapot?

- The owner is a collector of regional Indigenous art.

It's one of his many original pieces.

- I must have it.

- No, it belongs to the restaurant.

Can I get you anything else other than this?

- Couple drinks.

- Works for me. - Yeah, yeah.

- Let's celebrate and get schnockered.

[laughing]

Mazel tov.

You're gonna look so beautiful under that chuppah.

[light music]

[phone ringing]

- What are you doing calling me this early, pumpkin?

- I'm just calling to see if you're coming to my graduation.

Did my call drop?

- No, I'm here.

- Well is you coming or not?

It's this weekend, we're planning a big party

and I know we ain't seen ya in two years.

I'm class salutatorian.

- You're second in your class? Wow.

That's amazing.

- I ain't saying it again!

Get your foot out of Lily's mouth.

- What are you doing?

- My new career, driving the short bus.

- You're so not living up to your potential, Amber Jo.

- I've got mutiny going on.

You is coming, right?

- You know I love you but I don't think I can get away.

- You better.

Grandma says, this is it for her.

Once I have graduated, I've fulfilled her life dreams

she's gonna croak.

Come for Granny, come for me,

but you better dag gone come.

- Shit.

- You know you want me.

- Get off of me.

- I'm in love.

Bunny, let--

- Be the bus, Amber Jo.

Be the bus.

You're about to be one dead bunny

if you don't sit on down.

- Okay.

- I'm watching you too, Loretta.

- My name is Lou.

- Well how do you do, Lou?

You're in a heap of trouble, miss thing.

- He started it.

I ain't done nothin'.

- Co-conspirators come with me.

Hands to yourself.

No touching the no no parts.

You's a-going to the principle's office.

Come on, come on, let's go.

- Good morning Beaver County.

Boy, what a beautiful day today.

It is gonna be a hot one, folks.

High humidity and no chance of rain.

[imitates pig squealing]

We, we had a little disturbance on Amber Jo's bus.

That Ledford boy, he's growing up.

Puberty.

Seems he tried to touch ol' lesbo Lou Lou

in her special no no spot.

[laughing]

He found out right quick some clubs is ladies only.

Well, today's school lunch menu

is gonna be deep-fried pressed chicken parts,

tater tots, and shoepeg corn.

Mm, what a delicious plate of golden greasy brown.

Fried food.

Well graduation's coming up y'all

so make sure you get down to the school and take advantage

of your government's free school lunch program.

- Did that rash ever clear up? - No, not yet.

- Oh that latest invention's real nice, it's a doozy.

But, but, but, but is it safe?

- I don't wanna get blowed up.

- Ain't nobody gonna get blowed up.

What we got here is pressurized refrigeration.

- Oh do tell.

- We got us a big ol' compressor, a big ol' pump

and a capacitor all working together

to bring the air temperature in this container

down to minus 116 degrees.

So what we're gonna do is we're gonna get beer

which right now is hot.

- Hot. - Gonna put in here

and in eight seconds-- - Pete's sake.

- We are gonna have cold beer.

Let's load this sucker up.

- Yes, sir.

Oh man, you know what?

This remind me of that one time we made

that liquor time capsule, remember that?

- All right, gonna start this mother up.

Boys, get ready for a nectar at chilled perfection

with a hefty foamy top.

[laughing]

- Oh, dude. - That's what

I'm talking about.

- Oh, my pacemaker. - Dowdy.

- Just in time for Amber Jo's graduation party.

- Speaking of which I think I'm gonna take Dolores.

- Y'all ain't married no more.

- She's still my cousin, duh.

- Blood's thicker than water. Just ask FDR and Eleanor.

- Amen. - Amen to that.

- [Man In Plaid Shirt] Kamikaze.

- It was a nice bug.

[laughing]

- Y'all see that roller derby game last night?

- Hey, when that midget took out the Thunder Clapper,

that was payback time.

- Yeah. - I dated a midget once.

She was about this high, man.

- Dammit.

Dowdy, Dowdy, Lord have mercy.

They was my bestest linens.

- Lou, Lou, you naughty dog, give me that sheet.

- [Estaleen] Dowdy.

- Hey honey.

- Quit farting around, I need you.

Your high-falutin daughter is coming tomorrow.

- We're gonna have a wonderful family celebration honey,

it's gonna be great.

Lou let go, damn dog.

[sheet tearing]

- [Crystalyn] Do you wanna review it

and meet back in here, say around four?

- Yes.

- Okay, good.

Thank you.

Hey, come on.

Tough day?

- Much better now.

- You know you're not supposed to cohort with the hired help.

- Well I know the boss.

Hey do we have any plans this weekend?

- Well, I know I kinda blew it at lunch yesterday

with my mom being there

and I think I freaked you out, right?

- No, no freaking, just um... it's a lot to think about.

- Well you know I love you right? And I can wait.

- And I love you, I love you more than I love anybody.

- Well, I really wanna make it up to you.

- How about the beach?

I could rub lotion all over you,

we could roll around in the sand, huh?

- My bad, I totally forgot

this sorority sister binge drinking weekend thing

and I planned it a long time ago

and it completely slipped my mind, I'm so sorry.

- Anyone I know?

- No, pre Ben, pre you.

- All right, well maybe I'll just go by myself,

play a little golf, you know, drink beer, chase girls, huh?

- Huh.

Beer, golf, yes. The last activity, no.

- Well I could work all weekend, you know.

Go see my mom, be a martyr, Ben the martyr.

- Ah, yeah, well, that's how you make partner in this firm

and become a good only son,

a [speaking in foreign language]

- [speaking in foreign language]

- Close enough.

- Last chance.

- I can't.

- All right.

- Hey.

- [Amber Jo] Is you coming?

- If I do I need to bring the grammar police with me.

What is this I hear about you not going to college?

- I am going to school.

I'm going to beauty school.

- You are not living up to your potential.

- Mama, is she making fun of me?

- Beauty school? Come on, you can do anything

you put your mind to.

- Cannot.

- Can too.

- Cannot.

- Can too.

- Cannot.

- Can too.

- Can it.

Shush your mouth.

Make up. Go on, make up now. Now.

- Sorry.

- Sorry.

- Listen pumpkin, you is a-coming.

Granny needs you and I need you

and we need to meet your new fella.

Well, you is dating, ain't you?

I don't--- have a--

- Well, I'm just inquiring

'cause inquiring minds want to know.

- No, there's no one special.

I don't have time for that.

I'm too busy making a career.

- Career, she knows I got two careers.

I'm a driver.

- All right, I mean I don't,

I really shouldn't 'cause I gotta work

but I'll do it for you.

[keys rattling]

Gotta go, love you, bye.

- [Ben] Hey.

[country music]

♪ Do Lord, oh, do Lord, oh, do remember me ♪

♪ Do Lord, oh, do Lord, oh, do remember me ♪

♪ Do Lord, oh, do Lord, oh, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do ♪

♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do ♪

♪ Do, do, do

- Mama!

♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do,

- That boy got a one way ticket to squirtsville.

♪ Do, do, do, do

- That Darrell, he ain't eating right.

♪ Do, do

- Coiling some rope.

- Stoved up again.

- Negotiating the release of the chocolate hostages.

He's piped up.

- Mama!

♪ Do, do, do, do

There ain't no shit tickets.

♪ Do, do, do, do

Mamma!

♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do

Mamma!

- Darrell, you stove up again.

♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do ♪

[groaning]

Sorry about that delay in our program folks.

- [Darrell] Shit a brick.

- A lesson to us all, doo-doo in, doo-doo out.

You is what you eat.

Speaking of which, it's another great day in Beaver County,

fish stick Friday.

So go visit your young 'uns at school

and teach 'em proper nutrition.

Not that they'll pay any attention.

[groaning]

[dog barking]

- Come on, Lou Ann.

- I'm not leaving.

- Everyone's gonna-- - I ain't going.

- Be late 'cause of you.

- I ain't going, you can't make me.

- Let go now. - No.

- Let go.

[group chattering]

Let go.

[screaming]

- I'm not letting go.

- What is your problem?

- They is making fun of me in class.

They's making fun of you?

Now you listen to me, young lady.

As long as you love and respect yourself

everyone else will love you too.

- Really?

- Really.

I think you're perfect, Loretta.

I mean Lou.

Now you may be a little different

but hey, that ain't a bad thing.

- So I ain't a freak of nature?

- Well, now, I didn't say that.

But you are God's creation, God's cute little creation

and between you and me those things up there

they're a whole 'nother brand of crazy,

you don't wanna be like them.

[water splashing]

[phone ringing]

[playful music]

- You want me and you know it.

I'm so hot for you.

I've been waiting for your call and I'm ready.

I'm your naked boy toy.

I'm your slip and slide.

Wanna know where Waldo is?

I'll show you where Waldo is.

- So just give Amber Jo a hug.

Give Amber Jo a big ol' hug.

'Cause love makes everything better.

All right let's go.

Let's go to school.

We're going to school.

Let's go.

Let's go to school.

Who's your favorite bus driver?

Amber Jo is, Amber Jo is.

Who you talking to, pervert?

- Chris, you know I love you, right?

No one will every love you as much as I love you.

You are so beautiful.

- [mumbles]. - Yes you know she gets

that from me. - Yes, she does.

- All right.

Well have a blessed day.

- Thank you.

- All right, buh-bye.

Morning, Dowdy.

- [Dowdy] Bonita.

- Goodness, I don't know how you stand up

with all this junk.

That's gonna be 12.49.

Uh-uh, you know we don't do food stamps.

You know better.

- [Dowdy] You know I wouldn't dare do that.

- You tried it yesterday.

- Well I'd probably been drinking.

- Seems to be your M.O.

Let me ask you about your wife,

now I see her at church every morning

but I see you here every day, why is that, Dowdy?

- Well, she's got the Baptist and I got the beer.

She got the Jesus and I got the juice.

- And how's that working for you?

- I be a down right successful cracker.

Me and my ho, we've been married 28 years

and my crib, my crib ain't got no wheels on it, you dig?

I got righteous children.

And my youngest Amber Jo, she be lush

and graduating from high school

and we gonna throw her a big juking kick ass party.

- Okay.

Before I forget your mysterious package.

- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

- You got room for it? - Put it right under there.

Right there, perfect.

You be my blood for keeping this secret with me.

Hey why don't you come to the party with us?

We'd love to have you.

- No thank you, Dowdy.

- You know, I ain't prejudiced or nothing.

I just don't understand them Mexicans.

Some of 'em got such little bitty hands,

how they hold on to those big ol' leaf blowers

just beyond me.

- Oh, my goodness.

I got something for ya.

I know you're trying to be multi-culturally correct,

here's a little piece for you.

Try that, okay?

- Juh-vee Talk for Crackers.

- Jive.

- Jive Talk for Crackers.

[laughing]

Yo, yo, yo, yo, we be bad.

[laughing]

Right on, right on, right on.

- God help me, I got to get the hell out of here.

♪ We got company coming

♪ Sometimes life ain't fair

♪ I'm gonna spend all day and night ♪

♪ Sitting around in my underwear ♪

♪ We got company coming

♪ Let's get out of that easy chair ♪

♪ Don't forget to brush your teeth ♪

♪ And your hair

- Prodigal daughter has returned.

- That's Crystalyn. - Hey Crystalyn, Crystalyn.

- Oh my God, is that you, Crystalyn?

Hey, it's me Debra Sue.

Remember we worked together at Tasty Bud,

you scoped and I sprinkled.

Oh my God, I love your car.

Oh, it's beautiful.

- Hey Crystalyn, how's the big city?

I've seen pictures.

[car thuds]

- Oh my lucky stars if it ain't Crystalyn Dowdy.

You are looking hotter than a fresh fox in a forest fire.

Boobies.

- Hell Darrell, I about killed you, you fool.

What we're you thinking or were ya?

- I just wanted to see you up close and in person.

Oh my, my, boobies.

- Okay Darrell, get out of my car, I'm already late.

- You going up see your momma now?

When I can see you Crystalyn?

When can we go on a date?

- Okay, Darrell, we broke up when I was in second grade.

- Ya ain't still mad 'cause I blowed up your Barbies

and set your swing set on fire and your daddy's barn, are ya?

- Long forgotten, really.

- I miss you Crystalyn, boobies.

Can't you give me another chance?

- I did, when I was in junior high

that didn't work out too good either, Darrell,

but at least the cop was nice enough to let you off.

- I truly am sorry about that.

I'll make it up to you.

When can we go out, later tonight?

- How about...

- Yeah, yeah.

- Never.

Yeah, that works for me, never.

Now get out of my car.

- Bye Crystalyn.

I love you.

Hey that light's red.

- Yeah.

No, I follow you man.

Dude, I freaked her out.

No, we were having lunch with my mom

and it was like vocal projectile.

It just came out.

I couldn't, I couldn't stop it.

I asked her to marry me in front of my mom.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

I feel like I'm, it's like a bad dream, man.

Now she's gone, okay,

and she's off with some guy.

I gotta find her.

- [Man] How?

- Dude, there's an app for that.

I got her cellphone with a GPS coordinate,

it's somewhere in bum fart North Carolina.

I'm gonna go to this area code

and I'm just gonna wing it.

- [Man] That's a plan?

- Dude did you hear me?

Whoever she called, whoever she was with,

whoever's on the other side of that phone line

is a freaking sex fiend, a pervert.

He's got this little pipsqueak voice.

He's talking about Waldo.

It was disgusting.

I'm gonna find this guy, I'm gonna rip his balls off,

and then I'm gonna play pool with 'em.

- [Man] All right, well, kick ass, brother.

- You got it.

And then I'm gonna ask her to marry me the right way.

The old-fashioned way.

[mower engine roaring]

[TV blaring]

- Oh, lordy what a vision.

Where'd he get his fashion sense?

Hello not working!

[coughing]

- It is physically impossible that you two is brothers.

[coughing]

Get in the house.

Oh mercy, mercy, God.

[coughing]

- Oh my God.

- How you doing, Mamma Dowdy?

- [Rabb] You still with us, Momma?

- I'm okay.

- Now don't go dying on us now.

We got to celebrate.

Amber Jo is graduating second in her class

and Crystalyn is coming home.

- Crystalyn.

- Are you getting any air? Can you feel this, Momma?

Air on, air off.

Air on, air off.

- It is dialed in a little low.

Brace yourself Momma Dowdy.

[air hissing]

- Thank you honey.

- Oh, we got work to do, honey.

- Hey, I think I know why you invited me here today, Estaleen.

- Now why?

- I might be going out on a limb

but I think you need my help.

- No shit.

- We need to rearrange the furniture, paint that wall.

I'm thinking like a nice cool mint green.

And lose these god awful curtains.

Tada!

Off like a prom dress.

- That's my boy.

- Oh so much to do in so little time.

- [Rabb] Where do we start?

[screaming]

- No Momma!

You are gonna blow yourself up again.

- One cigarette ain't gonna kill me.

- No but a big flaming ball of gas will.

- Where did you get these?

- Dowdy brung 'em to me.

He said it was my Mother's Day present.

- He is a idiot and he's a damn cheap one to boot.

He's a damn fool is what he is.

- I got a surprise for ya.

- Oh.

[clapping]

Oh, oh, Crystalyn.

Pumpkin butter!

Oh, you've come home.

- [GPS] Destination 200 miles.

- What the hell am I thinking?

- [GPS] Turn right.

♪ Your love's my sweet surrender

- [GPS] Enter highway.

♪ I'm not fighting anymore

♪ Oh, you got me

- [GPS] Recalculating.

♪ Right where you want me, you got me ♪

♪ I've fallen so hard for you darling ♪

♪ I can't get enough

[country music]

- Breaking big pig news on WPIG.

[imitates pig squealing]

I just saw Crystalyn Dowdy.

[laughing]

She's back in town and looking hot.

Boobies.

- You hear that? My sister's coming home.

- I'd like to meet her.

- I bet you would.

[laughing]

[country music]

- Darrell, why you starting this up again?

That girl does not love you.

Need I remind you of the incident in the second grade?

- Third.

- Second.

Remember it like it was yesterday.

You set her swing set on fire.

You've been stalking her ever since.

- It ain't stalking, Momma.

It's true love.

She'll come around, you'll see.

I'm gonna woo her.

Boobies.

♪ He heads to the bottom, to the bottom ♪

- You can't make someone love you.

It has to come naturally.

- Momma I love you but I love Crystalyn.

Vagina.

[hand thuds]

- You are starting to sound like that broken record.

It is time to find you a new tune.

♪ He won't leave till he gets just one dance ♪

♪ He's, he's, he's, he's, he's sticking around ♪

- Crystalyn, boobies.

♪ You got me right where you want me ♪

♪ You got me

♪ I've fallen so hard for you darling ♪

- [GPS] Recalculating.

♪ I can't get enough

♪ I'm addicted to you

♪ Baby your love should be illegal ♪

[phone ringing]

- Ain't you gonna answer that?

- I don't know who it is.

They can leave a message.

[phone ringing]

[breathing heavy]

What are you doing?

- I'm so-- - Hey.

- Ready. - Hey, what are you doing?

- I'm ready-- - Hey, give me that!

- To humpty dumpty. - Give me that.

You're gonna get us all killed!

How many times I have to tell you not to touch my stuff?

- Hello, hello, can you hear me?

Chris, is that you?

- No.

- Who is this?

- Who's this?

- I asked first.

- You're the one that called me.

Listen, hotshot, I'm driving and I ain't dialing.

- And don't call again.

- Good bye.

- Oh God.

- Who was that?

- I don't know, some freak.

This town's full of freaks.

And you ain't helping.

[flatulence]

- That wasn't me.

- Are you sure?

- Oh you know.

[laughing]

- Oh momma, you ever consider rearranging things,

spiffing things up a bit?

- Oh God yes.

Just yesterday we were starting to do something

about this hell hole but it needs more.

Just think a little tchotchke here.

Some new fabric here.

This needs to go, and that, and that, and that.

- Why it's perfect, it's my heaven on earth.

- Really I do think some things could go.

- I believe I heard that you went

and got yourself a new fella.

Does he make you smile?

Are you all happy like your mom and me?

[lips smacking]

[lips smacking]

- He's more of a friend.

- Oh, I got a few of those.

Corey, Sammy, Marshall, Xavier, Mitchel, Phillip, John,

John John, John Luke, John Paul, John Paul II.

[laughing]

Harry, Hairless Johnson, Gunther, Big Willy, Little Pete.

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

I don't wanna hear it.

[screaming]

- Oh. - Crystalyn!

You came. - Yeah.

- When did you get here?

- [Crystalyn] A couple hours ago.

- She's been here ten minutes.

- Really?

I'm so glad you're here.

So what's going on?

[flatulence]

- That wasn't me.

- Well I've been driving the short bus

and I'm working as a part-time waitress at Squat and Dine.

- Oh hey don't forget, Amber Jo's helping me and your father

on a very special project.

- Oh yeah.

- Okay so what about after graduation?

- I'm a-thinking beauty school.

- After all she is the Butter Nut Squash Queen

of Beaver County.

[phone ringing]

- Someone is a-stalking me.

- Oh no honey.

- This is fifth time he's called today

and he don't say nothing.

He just breathes all heavy.

- Mm.

- Y'all shush now.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes!

Can't you tell I'm busy?

That'll take care of him.

- Honey, that's just egging him on, sugar britches.

- Well what do you suppose I do?

- Report him, call 911.

- You always was smart, Crystalyn.

- What about me?

- We'll get back to you later on that, darling.

- Momma, you said I was smart.

- Yes, don't pay no attention.

[flatulence]

- Oh God. - Oh.

- Daddy just burped in his pants, run for cover.

- Oh Dad. - God, god, god.

- Oh I'm getting you Momma, I'm getting you quick as I can.

Lord have mercy.

- Works every single time.

Come on Thunder Clapper, you're my roller derby queen.

Watch that hip check.

Watch 'em.

Do the hip whip, do the hip whip, yeah.

Come on, C-Block.

- [GPS] Turn right.

- [GPS] Recalculating, recalcula

- Recalculating, I hear you recalculating,

recalculating, recalculating.

- [GPS] You are so lost.

- I am so pissed.

- [GPS] You are really lost.

Pull over.

- [GPS] Recalculating.

[phone ringing]

- Hey Mom, how are you?

- I thought you were coming to see me this weekend.

What, you can't keep your promises anymore?

I mean who is with me in this lonely apartment?

Nobody.

15 years without your father.

- Mom, I had to leave town, it was an emergency.

I'm sorry.

- What's happening, are you okay?

Ben.

Ben I'm hearing funny noises, I'm getting every other word.

Where are you?

- I, Mom, I don't know.

I'm in North Carolina, Beaver something or other.

- Are you with that pretty red head Catherine?

- Chris.

- Did she say yes?

- I wish,

Mom, I'm still looking for her.

- Benjamin, I taught you better than this.

You do not chase women.

They should be chasing you

as handsome and as successful as you are.

- I can't.

Mom, don't you understand?

I gotta find her and I have to ask her

to marry me the right way.

I love her.

And I'm in danger of losing her,

- Danger?

Ben. - Mom.

Mom.

- Ben.

- Mom, hello.

- Danger?

- [Ben] Ma, Mom.

- Ben.

- [Ben] Mom.

- Ben!

[screaming]

- Here you go, thank you so much

for shopping at the Busy Beaver.

Have a nice day.

All right.

You do not need these.

- Surely do.

- Does your momma know you're here?

- She's the one who sent me.

- Redial.

Mom.

Redial.

Redial, redial.

Doesn't anything work in this hillbilly town?

Redial.

Mom.

- [GPS] Turn right.

- [GPS] No, recalculating.

- [GPS] Do you know where you are going?

- I really don't, I don't like you, all you do is talk!

All do you talk!

- [GPS] Recalculating.

- [Ben] Shut up, shut up.

- [GPS] Turn right.

- [GPS] Turn right.

- [GPS] Turn left, turn left.

- You see some craziness around here.

- [GPS] Recalculating.

- Dowdy, Dowdy!

I found her!

Yes!

I found her!

There it is.

[laughing]

Hey.

- Oh hell no.

- Open the door.

- Move. - Do you know this woman?

- I don't know anybody.

- [Ben] Where I can I find this Dowdy woman?

- I don't know.

Move!

- This Dowdy woman where can I, come on open.

Come on, open the door.

I need to find this, open the door.

- Hell no.

- Your shirt says friendly.

- Not to crazy.

- Come on.

- Lou Ann, call the PoPo.

- Open the door.

- Bonita, we're gonna bust his ass.

- [Ben] Open the door, I need to find this--

[rock music]

- [Man] Bojangles, it's Bo time.

[whistling]

- Breaking big pig news on AM 510 WPIG.

And this just in, a stranger has gone berserk

in front of the Busy Beaver

but don't nobody worry, he has been locked up, incarcerated.

And I hear Sheriff Davies has throwed away the key

so everybody's safe.

I tell you what, this news is so exciting

it makes my ass wanna chew tobacco.

- Taxi!

[whistling]

Taxi, hey!

Hey, stop!

Stop!

No, no, no, hey, what were you, raised in a barn?

Take me to Beaver, North Carolina as fast as you can.

My son's in danger.

Spare no time and I'll spare no expense.

Go, go, go.

[tires screeching]

[country music]

- By law I'm owed a phone call

and a court-appointed attorney.

Do you hear me?

♪ Tell you that I love you

♪ In my dreams you tell you'll be true ♪

♪ No one could ever come between us ♪

♪ And I awake and again I'm missing ♪

- Crystalyn it's a big day in Beaver.

I gotta profess from the bottom of my heart.

- [Ben] Does anybody hear me?

- [Darrell] If you can hear me.

- What kind of crazy redneck town is this?

- I want you know that I love you.

Will you marry me?

Boobies.

Crystalyn, I wanna be with you.

I wanna hold you.

I wanna have your vagina.

Sorry.

Just know that I'm a true blue love sick hound dog over you.

[imitates dog barking]

- Hey Sheriff.

You know what, Ben Franklin called, he want's his phone back.

Come on.

- [Darrell] Please honey, marry me.

Crystalyn would you be my better half?

- She should run like hell.

- [Ben] Hey this is Ben, leave a message.

[beep]

- Ben, where are you?

You're not chasing girls, are ya?

Just calling to tell you that I love you and miss ya.

Call me.

- [Darrell] Just imagine we could have sex every night.

Boobies.

We could do it on the patio.

- Oh, this is so embarrassing.

- He sounds really sweet, baby.

- Grammy I do not love him.

I don't even like him.

- [Darrell] We could do it in the kitchen.

- Oh God, what a creep.

- Well honey, he sounds sincere.

- What's this?

It's pretty good.

- I learned some new recipes off the TV.

- She ain't killed us yet.

[laughing]

- What?

Momma, I do have somebody and he loves me and I love him.

- You been holding out on us, girl.

- Grammy he is handsome and smart.

And he's asked me to marry him.

[cheering]

- Oh honey, when do we get to meet him?

Now Crystalyn, a sense of humor is important now,

but so is a big wingy.

- Momma, oh, what?

- When I married your Grandpa

he didn't have a pot to piss in

but he was hung like a horse.

- [Crystalyn] Okay.

- Is there bun in your oven?

- I need a drink, got anything strong?

- Honey, we are God-fearing Baptist.

- Third shelf on the left, right behind the maple syrup,

where Estaleen hid it.

- My true love.

[coughing]

[screaming]

Ow, there's ants on me.

[coughing]

[screaming]

Momma, there's ants on me!

- Oh my God!

Oh God!

- Shit Davies, I didn't do nothin' wrong.

- Yeah, try telling that to the young lady

whose property you trespassed on and defamed.

- Defamed, what the hell kind of word is that?

- Tarnished, maligned, denigrated, scandalized,

slandered, slurred, smeared.

- I was minding my own business.

You'd think you'd know how.

- Darrell, you stalked the young lady

and you showed a little too much of your crack.

- Oh that.

- Yeah, well you're stuck here

until your mom shows up and makes bail.

Sit tight and stay out of trouble.

And don't let this outsider influence you.

- Hey, you're that psycho dude from the Busy Beaver.

Hot damn, I'm in jail with a real celebrity.

- Hey, I didn't do anything wrong, okay?

I'm just looking for my girlfriend.

- Yeah, I didn't do nothing wrong neither.

I was just going to visit my girlfriend!

Boy, she is hot.

Vagina!

[laughing]

I feel like a frog on a lily pad ready to jump.

- What the hell are you talking about?

- I gotta pinch a loaf.

- Hey, hey, hey.

No, no, no, no hey, whoa, whoa!

Officer! - What in the--

- Officer! - Sam Hill is going on?

- This guys trying to dook.

- [Officer Davies] What gives you that idea?

- He's taking his pants off.

- Oh God. - Give him a break.

The man has irritable bowel syndrome.

No splattering, you hear me?

- Yes,

[flatulence]

sir.

- Please officer.

- [Officer Davies] No mercy.

- Ooh wee, damn that's good.

I'll tell you what, other than sex

there ain't nothing better than a good dump.

- What is wrong with you, man?

- Nothin', now.

- No, no dude, what is wrong with you?

- Momma says, I'm a kind, compassionate, caring soul,

and I speak my mind, and I poop a lot.

- Hey, Officer, this is a violation

of my rights as a US citizen.

- You all right, psycho?

- [Ben] Oh God.

[phone ringing]

- Ben, where are you? I'm starting to worry.

[knuckles tapping]

- I made a few changes since the last time you were here.

Most notably the Indigenous art.

I thought you'd like these.

- It's fantastic.

Looks expensive, is it selling?

- Word's still getting out.

Things like this take time.

Amber Jo is a big help.

- You've been such a good influence on her.

Thank you.

I've seen something like this recently.

- Well you have excellent taste.

This one here was crafted and designed by your father.

He's good, isn't he?

My brother is a man of many talents

My brother is a man of many talents

Now, about the decorations, for graduation, let's see...

[humming]

Oh, I just had a wedding go bust last week,

I have just the thing, silk taffeta and gardenias.

[light music]

- Now, I've been in these parts all my life.

My gal was from around here,

but she had to run off to some fancy job in the big city.

- Well maybe she'll come back.

- She did just yesterday.

She appeared like a glorious angel.

That's when I proposed to her.

Boobies.

- So what happened?

- Well, I insisted she marry me

and now I'm in the slammer.

Vagina.

- I asked my girl to marry me.

I scared her off.

She's got the greatest laugh, though. It's like...

[laughing]

- Mine too.

[laughing]

- She's got the prettiest eyes, you know?

- Oh they pierce my soul like hollow points.

- When she gets nervous she twirls her hair like this.

[laughing]

- That's funny.

- You're all right, man.

I got a picture of Chris here.

Check her out.

- Vagina!

- Huh?

What?

- [Darrell] Vagina!

- Whoa, whoa, hey, what?

- You know her?

- Yeah, I know.

You know her in the biblical sense?

- Hey, what the hell, man?

- [Darrell] That's my girl Crystalyn!

- It's Chris!

- It's Crystalyn!

- No that's Chris!

- It's Crystal God darn Lyn and she ain't yours.

- She wouldn't be with you, Rain Man.

- Oh, it's a good thing you can only die once.

I gotta pop a squat, man.

Oh.

- Are you okay, man?

I'm sorry.

[fist thuds]

[laughing]

- That's what you call playing possum, city boy.

[laughing]

[fist thuds]

- That's what you call getting your ass kicked, country boy.

- I'm gonna put you in a double two-toned flyin' gizzard grinder.

[Darrell] You're hurting me.

- We gotta keep the station clean.

Now what do we do with the trash?

Fetch.

- [Darrell] Stop it, stop it.

[screaming]

- What the hell is that?

- [speaking in foreign language]

[beeping]

- What are you doing?

- [speaking in foreign language]

You could have made it. He's on foot, for God's sake.

Of all the cabbies I have to get this sissy.

- Sir, wind your window down.

Sir.

- The window. - Wind your window down.

- [Sydel] Get this window down.

- Sir.

- Sir. - The window.

- Wind it down.

All, no, all the way down.

Do you not know the routine?

- He doesn't speak English.

- [Intern] Are you okay, ma'am?

- How do I know you're a cop?

You call this a uniform, where's your car?

- Ma'am. - Your blue lights.

- Ma'am, are-- - Your gun, your badge.

- Are you being held against your will?

Are you a hostage?

Get out of the car, both of you.

Out of the car right now!

- Shit.

- Oh, he speaks some English.

- [Intern] Hello Officer Davies.

- Yep.

[screaming]

- Is everything okay over there?

- Why do you ask?

- Sir, I have a terrorist in custody

and he's got a woman held hostage.

- What?

[Sheriff] Detain the prisoner and bring him in.

- I can't.

- Why the hell not?

- Because you got the only squad car.

[fist thuds]

- Oh!

- Help Momma!

- This is big.

This is gonna be big.

[screaming]

You two go ahead and kill each other

'cause now I really need the space.

[dog barking]

[screaming]

- Good boy, stay, stay, stay.

Watch 'em both.

[dog barking]

[siren sounds briefly]

What the hell?

- [Sydel] That's what I've been saying.

- Sir, this guy's a terrorist

and I suspect he's got a bomb in there.

- No. - Hey, hey.

- No bomb, no bomb. - Hey, hey, hey

hands on the turban.

Hands on the turban.

- Nice job.

Catching on.

- I'm starting to like this.

- Yeah, that internship with the prison

seems to work out just fine.

- Shortening my sentence too.

- Okay, where's the bomb?

- No bomb.

- No bomb.

- [Taxi Driver] There's no bomb.

- You still got a little work ahead of you, son.

This guy speaks English.

He ain't no terrorist.

- Listen, I'm Puerto Rican.

- Puerto--

- I just needed a fare and I didn't wanna listen

to this old broad yak, and yap, and yak, and yap, and yak.

Y'all got any good lawyers in town?

- Ma'am, on behalf of Beaver County, I'd like to welcome ya.

We're here to serve and protect.

Well, aren't you the Southern gentleman.

[giggling]

- Okay places everyone, we're about to start.

- Ben, should I be worried about you?

Call me,

or I'm calling your mother.

- Nice to see you Chris.

- Ms. Pigg, I am so sorry I put Darrell in jail.

- Oh the best thing that's happened to him

in a long time.

I need to stop coddling him.

Toughen him up.

He's such a momma's boy.

- Apparently I attract 'em.

- Don't worry, we'll spring Darrell loose, maybe.

- 30 seconds till broadcast.

- Oh, good news everyone,

we picked up six new cities this week.

That makes 43 markets

we're streaming in live including New York.

- New York.

Yes, my dreams have come true.

- Oh, honey, this is just part of my Southern media empire.

You keep it on the lowdown

but I own eight radio stations, two cable TV networks,

and I'm getting a real feel for this internet.

- But this is our special project.

- Oh, it's quite a success.

- Stand by everyone.

We're going live,

you're on in three, two.

[playful music]

- Hi, I'm Amber Jo.

- And I'm Rabb.

Welcome to another episode of What Do You Got?

I hope it's not contagious,

on the Homo Garden Shopping Network.

And back by popular demand the distinguished

Dowdy teapot collection.

Are you homo shoppers ready?

- This teapot forged from copper and steel

is a one of a kind.

And today it's offered

for only two four zero zero dot... oh $2400.

Well that ain't nothing.

Give us a call right now.

[country music]

♪ This love is wrong

♪ Oh but it feels so right

[door creaking]

- Oh, what happened to my son?

- Boys will be boys.

- Open up this door now.

Ben, Benjamin, talk to me.

Oh, honey.

- [Ben] Momma.

- Oh sweetie, who did this to you?

Oh, bad boy.

How many fingers am I holding up?

- Two.

- I see six.

- Be careful. My pants, they're new.

- Your momma's sweet.

- Does this seem like a "Jerry Springer" moment

to anyone besides me?

- [Sydel] Sweetie, I've come to take you home.

- No!

You can't take my best friend.

He's the bestest friend I've ever had.

- I have to buy new pants.

- Mom I gotta find Chris.

- He means Crystalyn, Crystalyn Dowdy.

- Daddy Dowdy's daughter?

[groaning]

- She's yours now.

You love her and she loves you.

I'm letting go of her.

Boobies.

- Boobies.

I gotta find her, Mom.

- I would take you but I got a restraining order.

- Do you know where we can find this young woman?

- I've know the Dowdy family ever since I was a young buck.

I'd be happy to carry you there.

- Can we turn on the blue lights and the siren?

- Yes, ma'am.

And for you I'd even speed.

[imitates cat growling]

- I think he likes your momma.

- Mom!

- Hey what about me?

[torch hissing]

- To thine own self be true

and it most follow as night the day.

Thy canst not be false to any man

but occasionally to a woman or girlfriend or a wife

when he's trying to save his ass.

Damn that's pretty.

- It's beautiful here.

The rolling hills, the fresh air,

the farms, the fields, it's almost intoxicating.

- Maybe I could show you around a little later.

- I would really like that.

- It'd be my pleasure.

- Get it right this time.

Well it's interesting.

- Well we wanna shout out to Estaleen Dowdy

because she asked us for some liver recipes

and you asked for it

you got it. - Po-po's coming,

hide your porn.

You got a warrant?

- Invite whoever it is in,

I'm just putting the finishing touches on my masterpiece.

Who is it?

- I'm looking for Chris, is she here?

- You mean Crystalyn? No, she ain't.

- [Estaleen] Come on in honey.

Oh Lord have mercy.

- Do you happen to know where we can find her?

My son's a little anxious.

- You look like you been done beat the shit out of, honey.

- You're not that fella Crystalyn told us about. Uh, Ben?

- That's me.

- Nice shiner.

- You should see the other guy.

- Oh, oh, well you most be his mother.

Oh Lord have mercy, sit down.

- You must be her bubbe.

- Her grandma.

- Oh.

- I learned how to make these on the TV.

- Pate, that's lovely.

- Pate, um-hum.

You need something to wash it down with.

We got the good stuff.

Apple pie moonshine.

- [Sydel] Sounds perfect.

- Who the hell's this?

- Oh, your daughter's boyfriend and his hot momma.

- You know Crystalyn ain't been here in two years

and shows up kinda like a stray dog.

You know that girl's always been running away

but from what I don't know.

- Well, I don't think she's running,

I think she's searching.

And I think maybe she's found what she's looking for.

- And he's a hottie too.

- Hey honey, the show's almost over.

- Oh Lord have mercy I lost track of time

making my hors d'oeuvres.

- Whatcha ya got, whatcha got, whatcha got?

- You get that show?

I love that show.

- We've completely sold out but don't worry

we'll have more of this amazing work next week.

- That's right, Dowdy originals.

- Oh, that's a Dowdy.

Oh I'd give anything to have one of those.

- I guess I better get busy.

- You know, he is a true artist.

Remember that for my birthday, Benjamin.

- Sydel.

- [Sydel] Yes.

- He's standing right behind you.

Did I tell you he's a good friend of mine?

- Well thanks y'all.

Wasn't that fun?

Don't worry, we'll see you next week.

I gotta go now, though, 'cause I'm a-graduating,

from high school today.

I'm graduating today.

Today!

[screaming]

- I love you.

[screaming]

- Go Beavers.

[screaming]

- There's your missing girl.

- Chris!

Mom it's Chris!

We found her.

- Hey I hate to be a party popper y'all

but Momma, let's get your auxilary air hooked up.

Honey, get your good house dress on

and get your breasticles all covered up there.

We gotta go to Amber Jo's graduation.

- Well honey, we got company.

- Well hell, they can come.

We're a progressive, inclusive community, ain't we?

- [Rabb] You're a little.

- Mazel tov!

- Now, Amber Jo, what I like to do sometimes

is put on a nice pair of pants

and put this on the stove in the kitchen

and when it whistles I like to walk by it

'cause it feels really nice.

Maybe you wanna do the same at home.

[playful music]

- Something ain't right.

Move out of the way.

Congratulations.

Yeah, it's spelt right.

- Make me proud.

- Okay. You look pretty, Momma.

- Hey Estaleen, it's so good to see you, sweetheart.

All right. Dowdy, how are you?

- Holla Bonita.

What's up whoadie?

You be the bomb for coming.

- Okay, I'm impressed.

I'm gonna have to start calling him Diddy Dowdy.

[laughing]

- [Bonita] Good for you.

- Hey this ain't no bo chedda.

- Okay, you doing too much now.

- Bonita, can I borrow that book too?

- Absolutely. - And I've always

wanted to speak a second language.

- There you go.

Absolutely girl, it's yours.

- We are gonna get crunk tonight.

- You didn't say crunk.

Yes ma'am, we are.

- We ain't fronting.

We glad that you our tight peep.

- [Bonita] Come on, give me some.

Now give me some.

- Let me tell you what, I am proud

to be standing up here today

and looking out at this fine crowd.

I see out here we have, we have parents

and grandparents, everyone here together.

And you know, we are gathered here for a celebration.

And we our celebrating a beginning.

We are celebrating the beginning

of these fine young people's lives in our town.

And let me tell you they're ready

'cause you've done your part to prepare them.

You've given them the gifts that they need to be prepared

and we've done our part

and now they're gonna take that step

into what will be a new life.

A new way of living, of being.

And they stand at--

- It's amazing what they can do with paper.

- I am so glad you came.

- Oh, come here.

Me too.

I'm so glad I came home to see my family.

- So let's just take us a moment right now

and just celebrate all our new graduates, shall we?

[audience clapping]

It is with a great pleasure that right now

I introduce to you our Beaver County class valedictorian,

Dusty Mae Brown.

[audience clapping]

- That's me.

Thank you, thank you.

Go Beavers!

- Oh that's my baby girl.

- Hey, Momma.

- You give 'em hell, Dusty.

- I'd just like to thank my teachers

that inspire me. Mr. Edwards, Mr. Davis,

Ms. Hoyle, Mr. Simon and especially Mr. Wilson.

Go Beavers!

[audience clapping]

Yeah!

- And now it also my honor to introduce you

to our second place student,

our salutatorian Amber Jo Dowdy.

[audience clapping]

Amber.

- I just wanna thank everybody for coming here today.

It means so much to me to look out into this audience

and see my family right there, the Dowdy's, right there.

And some new faces.

Momma, who is that?

Anyways... and I'd like to thank my big sister, Crystalyn.

She's back in town for the first time in two years.

I love you big sis.

You rock.

[cheering]

- Love you too.

Go Beavers!

- Almost forgot.

- I am so excited to be salutatorian.

But I gotta set the record straight 'cause it's important.

[phone ringing]

I should be first.

Number one, numero uno.

- Ben, where are you?

- I did all the extra credit reports

and I had perfect attendance.

And my grades were better than Dusty Mae over here.

She just french kissed more teachers than I did.

Which propelled her right up to vale-frickin'-dictorian.

You all inspire me.

I am so-- - Here, hold this.

- Excited to be salutatorian. - Where you been?

- Looking for you.

- Been here. - [Amber Jo] You know what?

- I was in jail.

- [Darrell] Momma!

- I got to know your town and your family real well.

- It's about following your dreams.

Amber Jo's gonna follow her dreams.

- So now that you've seen the real me, you still want me?

- Now more than ever.

- I tried so hard being something I'm just not

and I ran away from them and from you.

I was just so scared that if you saw the real me

you wouldn't like me.

- I don't like you,

I love you.

Crystalyn Dowdy...

will you do me the honor of being my wife?

- You make me so happy... and I love you.

- I love you.

Well?

- Heck yeah I'll marry ya!

[audience cheering]

- Whoo!

[camera snaps]

Oh, hell yes!

I am officially graduated and my sister's gettin' engaged.

Let's get this party started.

Darrell, hit it.

[audience clapping]

[country music]

- Oh, no you're coming.

♪ Kick off your shoes

♪ You got nothing to lose

♪ Holler hell yeah

♪ Till you find the redneck blues ♪

♪ Kick off your shoes

♪ You gotta let yourself loose

♪ Holler hell yeah

♪ Until you find

- That's all folks.

♪ The redneck blues

[muffled singing]

♪ This small town scene

- What's a cracker, Papa?

- Well son, a cracker is kind of a derogatory word

that people used back in the 1800s

to describe people who didn't have much money,

didn't have no education.

Kinda down on their luck and all they could afford

to eat was crackers.

♪ When I finally came to

♪ Now I'm proud to say where I'm from ♪

♪ I'm gonna go, go tell everyone ♪

- [Darrell] Woo wee!

- [Crystalyn] Okay Darrell, get out I'm already late.

Sorry.

♪ Let yourself loose

- You going to see your momma and them?

When can I see you Crystalyn?

[speaking in gibberish]

- Come on, Darrell, I'm already late.

- Goddangit.

I'm confused.

I'm lost.

- I miss you Crystalyn.

Boobies.

[laughing]

Sorry.

I miss you Crystalyn.

- [Crystalyn] I believe it.

- What kind of crazy redneck town is this?

You...

♪ I chased a redheaded dream to a world I'd never seen ♪

- [Crystalyn] Yeah that works, get out of my car.

♪ My momma she was worried

- Your car sucks! - I can't drive.

- I gotta--

[laughing]

Hang on.

[laughing]

- What a schmo.

♪ I heard it when I finally came to ♪

[laughing]

I'm sorry.

- Thou convince me not remember your lines

'cause you're old and geezerly.

- You are gonna look so beautiful under that thing.

[laughing]

- Well, graduation's coming up, folks

so don't blow your lines.

♪ Find the redneck blues

♪ You know, baby, somethings go together naturally ♪

- [Man] Hey we can get out now.

♪ Sweet ice tea

♪ Like you

- Come on, let's go.

- [Ben] Ben the martyr.

♪ I'm a bagel man myself

♪ Uh-Uh I need some sugar

Ben the martyr.

- Huh, yeah.

Why, why don't I know that line?

- [Ben] Ben the martyr.

- Huh, that's how you make partner in this firm

and be the [mumbles] son.

[laughing]

- I'm gonna put you

in the double two-toned flyin' gizzard grinder.

- Number one, numero uno.

♪ Hell yeah

♪ Till you find the redneck blues. ♪

♪ The redneck blues

♪ The redneck blues

♪ Redneck blues

- Oh it's Thunder Clapper honey, it's Thunder Clapper.

[laughing]

- Dance party.

- That has to go and that, and that.

♪ Do Lord, oh, do Lord, oh, do

And that.

♪ Do Lord, oh, do Lord, oh, do remember me ♪

♪ Do Lord, oh, do Lord, oh, do remember me ♪

♪ Way beyond the blue

♪ Do Lord, oh, do Lord, oh, do remember me ♪

♪ Do Lord, oh, do Lord, oh, do remember me ♪

♪ Do Lord, oh, do Lord, oh, do remember me ♪

♪ Way beyond the blue

♪ I got a home in glory land, that outshines the sun ♪

♪ I got a home in glory land, that outshines the sun ♪

♪ I got a home in glory land, that outshines the sun ♪

♪ Way beyond the blue

♪ Do Lord, oh, do Lord, oh, do remember me ♪

♪ Do Lord, oh, do Lord, oh, do remember me ♪

♪ Do Lord, oh, do Lord, oh, do remember me ♪

♪ Way beyond the blue

♪ I took Jesus as my Savior, you take Him too ♪

♪ I took Jesus as my Savior, you take Him too ♪

♪ I took Jesus as my Savior, you take Him too ♪

♪ Way beyond the blue

♪ Do Lord, oh, do Lord, oh, do remember me ♪

♪ Do Lord, oh, do Lord, oh, do remember me ♪

♪ Do Lord, oh, do Lord, oh, do remember me ♪

♪ Way beyond the blue