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[light country music]

[imitates a rooster crowing]

- Rise and shine Beaver County.

[laughing]

[imitates beeping]

This is AM 510 on
your radio dial WPIG.

And now the weather.

It's gonna be a hot
one out there folks,

hotter than a June bride
in a feather-tick bed.

[laughing]

Hot, hot, thermonuclear.

[laughing]

I tell ya y'all don't,
y'all don't forget

to put on your
sunscreen out there

'cause we can't afford no
more rednecks in this town.

[laughing]

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
I gotta go folks.

I really gotta go shit a brick.

[bell ringing]

♪ It's a heavy load

♪ It's a fork in the road

♪ That keeps on my
knees in prayer ♪

♪ Life's ups and downs
can turn you around ♪

♪ So I pray Lord when I
call you'll be there ♪

♪ Oh I'm gonna lean

♪ I'm gonna lean

♪ I'm gonna lean

♪ I'm gonna lean on the
Lord with all my heart ♪

♪ I'm gonna lean

♪ I'm gonna lean

♪ I'm gonna lean on the
Lord with all my heart ♪

♪ If there's a burden
that can't be lifted ♪

♪ By your own strength
and human ways ♪

♪ Just seek the Lord
while you're kneeling ♪

♪ 'Cause he promised

♪ There'd be better days

♪ I always knew
there'd be sorrow ♪

♪ I always heard
there'd be rain ♪

♪ Sometimes life ain't what
it's cracked up to be ♪

♪ My Lord's always lifted me

♪ Always lifted me

♪ So I'm gonna lean

♪ I'm gonna lean

♪ I'm gonna lean

♪ I'm gonna lean on the
Lord with all my heart ♪

♪ I'm gonna lean

♪ I'm gonna lean

♪ I'm gonna lean on the
Lord with all my heart ♪

♪ I'm gonna lean on the
Lord with all my heart ♪

[crowd clapping]

- [Crystalyn] Oh Jesus,
oh Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.

- Benjamin, where did she go?

Is she ever coming back?

- Yeah, yes, she...

- Did you mean to propose
to her like this here,

this way, no ring, nothing?

This is forever gonna be
burned into her memory.

- No, it just popped out Mom.

We were talking
and you were here.

- My point exactly.

- I know but I'm nuts about her.

She makes me do crazy things.

[coughing]

- Oh, Ben.

How am I gonna
explain my family?

- Do you think maybe
she's a gold digger?

- Cut it out Ma.

- This is gonna
kill your father.

- He's been dead 15 years.

- God rest his soul.

- If you'd let him.

- You watch your tongue.

You watch your tongue,
young man.

- You.

- Hello dear, what
took you so long?

- Oh just a little upset tummy.

- I thought you mighta
slipped out the back

considering my
spontaneous, impulsive--

- Proposal.

That's love.

Have you met her family?

You need to talk to her
father, make it official.

- Well I haven't met 'em yet

but Chris has told
me all about him.

He's a mechanical
engineer, right, hon?

- Yeah, right.

- Mechanical engineer,
that's, that's wonderful.

What does he make?

- Things.

- Okay, baby girls
what do you think?

This is gonna make cuttin'
the grass a lot more fun.

- Where's the remote?

How's you gonna hear the
TV while you mow, Daddy?

- That's the living room chair,

where's we gonna sit tonight?

- You think your
momma's gonna notice?

Shit.

- Daddy, is you going to Hell?

- For cussing?

No.

For messing up your mom's
furniture, it's a maybe.

All right, my beautiful
ladies, hop on out.

Watch this.

- Daddy's getting in trouble.

- Well bless his
little ol' heart.

- That's good.

I like things, you like
things, things are good.

- May I get you some more
water, bread, cracked pepper,

Kava Kava, Klonopin,
Phenobarbital, Valium?

- Maybe just some green tea.

You know for nerves laughter
is the best medicine.

Remember what your
father used to say,

"An optimist laughs to
forget and a pessimist

"forgets to laugh."
- Forgets to laugh.

[laughing]

- Love that one, your father.

Oh young man, where did you
get that beautiful teapot?

- The owner is a collector
of regional Indigenous art.

It's one of his many
original pieces.

- I must have it.

- No, it belongs
to the restaurant.

Can I get you anything
else other than this?

- Couple drinks.

- Works for me.
- Yeah, yeah.

- Let's celebrate
and get schnockered.

[laughing]

Mazel tov.

You're gonna look so
beautiful under that chuppah.

[light music]

[phone ringing]

- What are you doing calling
me this early, pumpkin?

- I'm just calling to see if
you're coming to my graduation.

Did my call drop?

- No, I'm here.

- Well is you coming or not?

It's this weekend, we're
planning a big party

and I know we ain't
seen ya in two years.

I'm class salutatorian.

- You're second in your class?
Wow.

That's amazing.

- I ain't saying it again!

Get your foot out
of Lily's mouth.

- What are you doing?

- My new career,
driving the short bus.

- You're so not living up
to your potential, Amber Jo.

- I've got mutiny going on.

You is coming, right?

- You know I love you but I
don't think I can get away.

- You better.

Grandma says, this
is it for her.

Once I have graduated, I've
fulfilled her life dreams

she's gonna croak.

Come for Granny, come for me,

but you better dag gone come.

- Shit.

- You know you want me.

- Get off of me.

- I'm in love.

Bunny, let--

- Be the bus, Amber Jo.

Be the bus.

You're about to be
one dead bunny

if you don't sit on down.

- Okay.

- I'm watching you too, Loretta.

- My name is Lou.

- Well how do you do, Lou?

You're in a heap of
trouble, miss thing.

- He started it.

I ain't done nothin'.

- Co-conspirators come with me.

Hands to yourself.

No touching the no no parts.

You's a-going to the
principle's office.

Come on, come on, let's go.

- Good morning Beaver County.

Boy, what a beautiful day today.

It is gonna be a hot one, folks.

High humidity and
no chance of rain.

[imitates pig squealing]

We, we had a little
disturbance on Amber Jo's bus.

That Ledford boy,
he's growing up.

Puberty.

Seems he tried to
touch ol' lesbo Lou Lou

in her special no no spot.

[laughing]

He found out right quick
some clubs is ladies only.

Well, today's school lunch menu

is gonna be deep-fried
pressed chicken parts,

tater tots, and shoepeg corn.

Mm, what a delicious plate
of golden greasy brown.

Fried food.

Well graduation's
coming up y'all

so make sure you get down to
the school and take advantage

of your government's free
school lunch program.

- Did that rash ever clear up?
- No, not yet.

- Oh that latest invention's
real nice, it's a doozy.

But, but, but, but is it safe?

- I don't wanna get blowed up.

- Ain't nobody
gonna get blowed up.

What we got here is
pressurized refrigeration.

- Oh do tell.

- We got us a big ol'
compressor, a big ol' pump

and a capacitor all
working together

to bring the air temperature
in this container

down to minus 116 degrees.

So what we're gonna do
is we're gonna get beer

which right now is hot.

- Hot.
- Gonna put in here

and in eight seconds--
- Pete's sake.

- We are gonna have cold beer.

Let's load this sucker up.

- Yes, sir.

Oh man, you know what?

This remind me of
that one time we made

that liquor time
capsule, remember that?

- All right, gonna
start this mother up.

Boys, get ready for a
nectar at chilled perfection

with a hefty foamy top.

[laughing]

- Oh, dude.
- That's what

I'm talking about.

- Oh, my pacemaker.
- Dowdy.

- Just in time for Amber
Jo's graduation party.

- Speaking of which I think
I'm gonna take Dolores.

- Y'all ain't married no more.

- She's still my cousin, duh.

- Blood's thicker than water.
Just ask FDR and Eleanor.

- Amen.
- Amen to that.

- [Man In Plaid Shirt] Kamikaze.

- It was a nice bug.

[laughing]

- Y'all see that roller
derby game last night?

- Hey, when that midget took
out the Thunder Clapper,

that was payback time.

- Yeah.
- I dated a midget once.

She was about this high, man.

- Dammit.

Dowdy, Dowdy, Lord have mercy.

They was my bestest linens.

- Lou, Lou, you naughty
dog, give me that sheet.

- [Estaleen] Dowdy.

- Hey honey.

- Quit farting
around, I need you.

Your high-falutin daughter
is coming tomorrow.

- We're gonna have a wonderful
family celebration honey,

it's gonna be great.

Lou let go, damn dog.

[sheet tearing]

- [Crystalyn] Do
you wanna review it

and meet back in
here, say around four?

- Yes.

- Okay, good.

Thank you.

Hey, come on.

Tough day?

- Much better now.

- You know you're not supposed
to cohort with the hired help.

- Well I know the boss.

Hey do we have any
plans this weekend?

- Well, I know I kinda
blew it at lunch yesterday

with my mom being there

and I think I freaked
you out, right?

- No, no freaking, just um...
it's a lot to think about.

- Well you know I love you
right? And I can wait.

- And I love you, I love you
more than I love anybody.

- Well, I really wanna
make it up to you.

- How about the beach?

I could rub lotion all over you,

we could roll around
in the sand, huh?

- My bad, I totally forgot

this sorority sister binge
drinking weekend thing

and I planned it a long time ago

and it completely slipped
my mind, I'm so sorry.

- Anyone I know?

- No, pre Ben, pre you.

- All right, well maybe
I'll just go by myself,

play a little golf, you know,
drink beer, chase girls, huh?

- Huh.

Beer, golf, yes.
The last activity, no.

- Well I could work
all weekend, you know.

Go see my mom, be a
martyr, Ben the martyr.

- Ah, yeah, well, that's how
you make partner in this firm

and become a good only son,

a [speaking in
foreign language]

- [speaking in
foreign language]

- Close enough.

- Last chance.

- I can't.

- All right.

- Hey.

- [Amber Jo] Is you coming?

- If I do I need to bring
the grammar police with me.

What is this I hear about
you not going to college?

- I am going to school.

I'm going to beauty school.

- You are not living
up to your potential.

- Mama, is she making fun of me?

- Beauty school? Come
on, you can do anything

you put your mind to.

- Cannot.

- Can too.

- Cannot.

- Can too.

- Cannot.

- Can too.

- Can it.

Shush your mouth.

Make up. Go on,
make up now. Now.

- Sorry.

- Sorry.

- Listen pumpkin,
you is a-coming.

Granny needs you and I need you

and we need to meet
your new fella.

Well, you is dating, ain't you?

I don't--- have a--

- Well, I'm just inquiring

'cause inquiring
minds want to know.

- No, there's no one special.

I don't have time for that.

I'm too busy making a career.

- Career, she knows
I got two careers.

I'm a driver.

- All right, I mean I don't,

I really shouldn't
'cause I gotta work

but I'll do it for you.

[keys rattling]

Gotta go, love you, bye.

- [Ben] Hey.

[country music]

♪ Do Lord, oh, do Lord,
oh, do remember me ♪

♪ Do Lord, oh, do Lord,
oh, do remember me ♪

♪ Do Lord, oh, do Lord, oh, do,
do, do, do, do, do, do, do ♪

♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do, do,
do, do, do, do, do, do, do ♪

♪ Do, do, do

- Mama!

♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do,

- That boy got a one way
ticket to squirtsville.

♪ Do, do, do, do

- That Darrell, he
ain't eating right.

♪ Do, do

- Coiling some rope.

- Stoved up again.

- Negotiating the release
of the chocolate hostages.

He's piped up.

- Mama!

♪ Do, do, do, do

There ain't no shit tickets.

♪ Do, do, do, do

Mamma!

♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do

Mamma!

- Darrell, you stove up again.

♪ Do, do, do, do, do,
do, do, do, do, do ♪

[groaning]

Sorry about that delay
in our program folks.

- [Darrell] Shit a brick.

- A lesson to us all,
doo-doo in, doo-doo out.

You is what you eat.

Speaking of which, it's another
great day in Beaver County,

fish stick Friday.

So go visit your
young 'uns at school

and teach 'em proper nutrition.

Not that they'll
pay any attention.

[groaning]

[dog barking]

- Come on, Lou Ann.

- I'm not leaving.

- Everyone's gonna--
- I ain't going.

- Be late 'cause of you.

- I ain't going,
you can't make me.

- Let go now.
- No.

- Let go.

[group chattering]

Let go.

[screaming]

- I'm not letting go.

- What is your problem?

- They is making
fun of me in class.

They's making fun of you?

Now you listen to me,
young lady.

As long as you love and
respect yourself

everyone else will love you too.

- Really?

- Really.

I think you're perfect, Loretta.

I mean Lou.

Now you may be a
little different

but hey, that ain't a bad thing.

- So I ain't a freak of nature?

- Well, now, I didn't say that.

But you are God's creation,
God's cute little creation

and between you and me
those things up there

they're a whole
'nother brand of crazy,

you don't wanna be like them.

[water splashing]

[phone ringing]

[playful music]

- You want me and you know it.

I'm so hot for you.

I've been waiting for
your call and I'm ready.

I'm your naked boy toy.

I'm your slip and slide.

Wanna know where Waldo is?

I'll show you where Waldo is.

- So just give Amber Jo a hug.

Give Amber Jo a big ol' hug.

'Cause love makes
everything better.

All right let's go.

Let's go to school.

We're going to school.

Let's go.

Let's go to school.

Who's your favorite bus driver?

Amber Jo is, Amber Jo is.

Who you talking to, pervert?

- Chris, you know
I love you, right?

No one will every love
you as much as I love you.

You are so beautiful.

- [mumbles].
- Yes you know she gets

that from me.
- Yes, she does.

- All right.

Well have a blessed day.

- Thank you.

- All right, buh-bye.

Morning, Dowdy.

- [Dowdy] Bonita.

- Goodness, I don't
know how you stand up

with all this junk.

That's gonna be 12.49.

Uh-uh, you know we
don't do food stamps.

You know better.

- [Dowdy] You know I
wouldn't dare do that.

- You tried it yesterday.

- Well I'd probably
been drinking.

- Seems to be your M.O.

Let me ask you about your wife,

now I see her at
church every morning

but I see you here every
day, why is that, Dowdy?

- Well, she's got the
Baptist and I got the beer.

She got the Jesus
and I got the juice.

- And how's that
working for you?

- I be a down right
successful cracker.

Me and my ho, we've
been married 28 years

and my crib, my crib ain't
got no wheels on it, you dig?

I got righteous children.

And my youngest
Amber Jo, she be lush

and graduating from high school

and we gonna throw her a
big juking kick ass party.

- Okay.

Before I forget your
mysterious package.

- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

- You got room for it?
- Put it right under there.

Right there, perfect.

You be my blood for keeping
this secret with me.

Hey why don't you come
to the party with us?

We'd love to have you.

- No thank you, Dowdy.

- You know, I ain't
prejudiced or nothing.

I just don't understand
them Mexicans.

Some of 'em got such
little bitty hands,

how they hold on to those
big ol' leaf blowers

just beyond me.

- Oh, my goodness.

I got something for ya.

I know you're trying to
be multi-culturally correct,

here's a little piece for you.

Try that, okay?

- Juh-vee Talk for Crackers.

- Jive.

- Jive Talk for Crackers.

[laughing]

Yo, yo, yo, yo, we be bad.

[laughing]

Right on, right on, right on.

- God help me, I got to
get the hell out of here.

♪ We got company coming

♪ Sometimes life ain't fair

♪ I'm gonna spend
all day and night ♪

♪ Sitting around
in my underwear ♪

♪ We got company coming

♪ Let's get out of
that easy chair ♪

♪ Don't forget to
brush your teeth ♪

♪ And your hair

- Prodigal daughter
has returned.

- That's Crystalyn.
- Hey Crystalyn, Crystalyn.

- Oh my God, is
that you, Crystalyn?

Hey, it's me Debra Sue.

Remember we worked
together at Tasty Bud,

you scoped and I sprinkled.

Oh my God, I love your car.

Oh, it's beautiful.

- Hey Crystalyn,
how's the big city?

I've seen pictures.

[car thuds]

- Oh my lucky stars if
it ain't Crystalyn Dowdy.

You are looking hotter than
a fresh fox in a forest fire.

Boobies.

- Hell Darrell, I about
killed you, you fool.

What we're you
thinking or were ya?

- I just wanted to see you
up close and in person.

Oh my, my, boobies.

- Okay Darrell, get out of
my car, I'm already late.

- You going up see
your momma now?

When I can see you Crystalyn?

When can we go on a date?

- Okay, Darrell, we broke up
when I was in second grade.

- Ya ain't still mad 'cause
I blowed up your Barbies

and set your swing set on fire
and your daddy's barn, are ya?

- Long forgotten, really.

- I miss you Crystalyn, boobies.

Can't you give me
another chance?

- I did, when I
was in junior high

that didn't work out
too good either, Darrell,

but at least the cop was
nice enough to let you off.

- I truly am sorry about that.

I'll make it up to you.

When can we go
out, later tonight?

- How about...

- Yeah, yeah.

- Never.

Yeah, that works for me, never.

Now get out of my car.

- Bye Crystalyn.

I love you.

Hey that light's red.

- Yeah.

No, I follow you man.

Dude, I freaked her out.

No, we were having
lunch with my mom

and it was like
vocal projectile.

It just came out.

I couldn't, I couldn't stop it.

I asked her to marry
me in front of my mom.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

I feel like I'm, it's
like a bad dream, man.

Now she's gone, okay,

and she's off with some guy.

I gotta find her.

- [Man] How?

- Dude, there's an app for that.

I got her cellphone
with a GPS coordinate,

it's somewhere in bum
fart North Carolina.

I'm gonna go to this area code

and I'm just gonna wing it.

- [Man] That's a plan?

- Dude did you hear me?

Whoever she called,
whoever she was with,

whoever's on the other
side of that phone line

is a freaking sex
fiend, a pervert.

He's got this little
pipsqueak voice.

He's talking about Waldo.

It was disgusting.

I'm gonna find this guy,
I'm gonna rip his balls off,

and then I'm gonna
play pool with 'em.

- [Man] All right,
well, kick ass, brother.

- You got it.

And then I'm gonna ask her
to marry me the right way.

The old-fashioned way.

[mower engine roaring]

[TV blaring]

- Oh, lordy what a vision.

Where'd he get
his fashion sense?

Hello not working!

[coughing]

- It is physically impossible
that you two is brothers.

[coughing]

Get in the house.

Oh mercy, mercy, God.

[coughing]

- Oh my God.

- How you doing, Mamma Dowdy?

- [Rabb] You still
with us, Momma?

- I'm okay.

- Now don't go dying on us now.

We got to celebrate.

Amber Jo is graduating
second in her class

and Crystalyn is coming home.

- Crystalyn.

- Are you getting any air?
Can you feel this, Momma?

Air on, air off.

Air on, air off.

- It is dialed in a little low.

Brace yourself Momma Dowdy.

[air hissing]

- Thank you honey.

- Oh, we got work to do, honey.

- Hey, I think I know why you
invited me here today, Estaleen.

- Now why?

- I might be going out on a limb

but I think you need my help.

- No shit.

- We need to rearrange the
furniture, paint that wall.

I'm thinking like a
nice cool mint green.

And lose these god
awful curtains.

Tada!

Off like a prom dress.

- That's my boy.

- Oh so much to do
in so little time.

- [Rabb] Where do we start?

[screaming]

- No Momma!

You are gonna blow
yourself up again.

- One cigarette
ain't gonna kill me.

- No but a big flaming
ball of gas will.

- Where did you get these?

- Dowdy brung 'em to me.

He said it was my
Mother's Day present.

- He is a idiot and he's
a damn cheap one to boot.

He's a damn fool is what he is.

- I got a surprise for ya.

- Oh.

[clapping]

Oh, oh, Crystalyn.

Pumpkin butter!

Oh, you've come home.

- [GPS] Destination 200 miles.

- What the hell am I thinking?

- [GPS] Turn right.

♪ Your love's my sweet surrender

- [GPS] Enter highway.

♪ I'm not fighting anymore

♪ Oh, you got me

- [GPS] Recalculating.

♪ Right where you want me,
you got me ♪

♪ I've fallen so
hard for you darling ♪

♪ I can't get enough

[country music]

- Breaking big pig news on WPIG.

[imitates pig squealing]

I just saw Crystalyn Dowdy.

[laughing]

She's back in town
and looking hot.

Boobies.

- You hear that? My
sister's coming home.

- I'd like to meet her.

- I bet you would.

[laughing]

[country music]

- Darrell, why you
starting this up again?

That girl does not love you.

Need I remind you of the
incident in the second grade?

- Third.

- Second.

Remember it like
it was yesterday.

You set her swing set on fire.

You've been stalking
her ever since.

- It ain't stalking, Momma.

It's true love.

She'll come around, you'll see.

I'm gonna woo her.

Boobies.

♪ He heads to the
bottom, to the bottom ♪

- You can't make
someone love you.

It has to come naturally.

- Momma I love you
but I love Crystalyn.

Vagina.

[hand thuds]

- You are starting to sound
like that broken record.

It is time to find
you a new tune.

♪ He won't leave till
he gets just one dance ♪

♪ He's, he's, he's, he's,
he's sticking around ♪

- Crystalyn, boobies.

♪ You got me right
where you want me ♪

♪ You got me

♪ I've fallen so
hard for you darling ♪

- [GPS] Recalculating.

♪ I can't get enough

♪ I'm addicted to you

♪ Baby your love
should be illegal ♪

[phone ringing]

- Ain't you gonna answer that?

- I don't know who it is.

They can leave a message.

[phone ringing]

[breathing heavy]

What are you doing?

- I'm so--
- Hey.

- Ready.
- Hey, what are you doing?

- I'm ready--
- Hey, give me that!

- To humpty dumpty.
- Give me that.

You're gonna get us all killed!

How many times I have to tell
you not to touch my stuff?

- Hello, hello, can you hear me?

Chris, is that you?

- No.

- Who is this?

- Who's this?

- I asked first.

- You're the one that called me.

Listen, hotshot, I'm driving
and I ain't dialing.

- And don't call again.

- Good bye.

- Oh God.

- Who was that?

- I don't know, some freak.

This town's full of freaks.

And you ain't helping.

[flatulence]

- That wasn't me.

- Are you sure?

- Oh you know.

[laughing]

- Oh momma, you ever
consider rearranging things,

spiffing things up a bit?

- Oh God yes.

Just yesterday we were
starting to do something

about this hell hole
but it needs more.

Just think a little
tchotchke here.

Some new fabric here.

This needs to go, and
that, and that, and that.

- Why it's perfect,
it's my heaven on earth.

- Really I do think
some things could go.

- I believe I
heard that you went

and got yourself a new fella.

Does he make you smile?

Are you all happy
like your mom and me?

[lips smacking]

[lips smacking]

- He's more of a friend.

- Oh, I got a few of those.

Corey, Sammy, Marshall,
Xavier, Mitchel, Phillip, John,

John John, John Luke,
John Paul, John Paul II.

[laughing]

Harry, Hairless Johnson,
Gunther, Big Willy, Little Pete.

- No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no,

I don't wanna hear it.

[screaming]

- Oh.
- Crystalyn!

You came.
- Yeah.

- When did you get here?

- [Crystalyn] A
couple hours ago.

- She's been here ten minutes.

- Really?

I'm so glad you're here.

So what's going on?

[flatulence]

- That wasn't me.

- Well I've been
driving the short bus

and I'm working as a part-time
waitress at Squat and Dine.

- Oh hey don't forget, Amber
Jo's helping me and your father

on a very special project.

- Oh yeah.

- Okay so what about
after graduation?

- I'm a-thinking beauty school.

- After all she is the
Butter Nut Squash Queen

of Beaver County.

[phone ringing]

- Someone is a-stalking me.

- Oh no honey.

- This is fifth time
he's called today

and he don't say nothing.

He just breathes all heavy.

- Mm.

- Y'all shush now.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes!

Can't you tell I'm busy?

That'll take care of him.

- Honey, that's just egging
him on, sugar britches.

- Well what do you suppose I do?

- Report him, call 911.

- You always was
smart, Crystalyn.

- What about me?

- We'll get back to you
later on that, darling.

- Momma, you said I was smart.

- Yes, don't pay no attention.

[flatulence]

- Oh God.
- Oh.

- Daddy just burped in
his pants, run for cover.

- Oh Dad.
- God, god, god.

- Oh I'm getting you Momma,
I'm getting you quick as I can.

Lord have mercy.

- Works every single time.

Come on Thunder Clapper,
you're my roller derby queen.

Watch that hip check.

Watch 'em.

Do the hip whip, do
the hip whip, yeah.

Come on, C-Block.

- [GPS] Turn right.

- [GPS] Recalculating, recalcula

- Recalculating, I
hear you recalculating,

recalculating, recalculating.

- [GPS] You are so lost.

- I am so pissed.

- [GPS] You are really lost.

Pull over.

- [GPS] Recalculating.

[phone ringing]

- Hey Mom, how are you?

- I thought you were coming
to see me this weekend.

What, you can't keep
your promises anymore?

I mean who is with me in
this lonely apartment?

Nobody.

15 years without your father.

- Mom, I had to leave
town, it was an emergency.

I'm sorry.

- What's happening,
are you okay?

Ben.

Ben I'm hearing funny noises,
I'm getting every other word.

Where are you?

- I, Mom, I don't know.

I'm in North Carolina,
Beaver something or other.

- Are you with that
pretty red head Catherine?

- Chris.

- Did she say yes?

- I wish,

Mom, I'm still looking for her.

- Benjamin, I taught
you better than this.

You do not chase women.

They should be chasing you

as handsome and as
successful as you are.

- I can't.

Mom, don't you understand?

I gotta find her and
I have to ask her

to marry me the right way.

I love her.

And I'm in danger of losing her,

- Danger?

Ben.
- Mom.

Mom.

- Ben.

- Mom, hello.

- Danger?

- [Ben] Ma, Mom.

- Ben.

- [Ben] Mom.

- Ben!

[screaming]

- Here you go, thank you so much

for shopping at the Busy Beaver.

Have a nice day.

All right.

You do not need these.

- Surely do.

- Does your momma
know you're here?

- She's the one who sent me.

- Redial.

Mom.

Redial.

Redial, redial.

Doesn't anything work
in this hillbilly town?

Redial.

Mom.

- [GPS] Turn right.

- [GPS] No, recalculating.

- [GPS] Do you know where
you are going?

- I really don't, I don't
like you, all you do is talk!

All do you talk!

- [GPS] Recalculating.

- [Ben] Shut up, shut up.

- [GPS] Turn right.

- [GPS] Turn right.

- [GPS] Turn left, turn left.

- You see some
craziness around here.

- [GPS] Recalculating.

- Dowdy, Dowdy!

I found her!

Yes!

I found her!

There it is.

[laughing]

Hey.

- Oh hell no.

- Open the door.

- Move.
- Do you know this woman?

- I don't know anybody.

- [Ben] Where I can I
find this Dowdy woman?

- I don't know.

Move!

- This Dowdy woman where
can I, come on open.

Come on, open the door.

I need to find
this, open the door.

- Hell no.

- Your shirt says friendly.

- Not to crazy.

- Come on.

- Lou Ann, call the PoPo.

- Open the door.

- Bonita, we're
gonna bust his ass.

- [Ben] Open the door,
I need to find this--

[rock music]

- [Man] Bojangles, it's Bo time.

[whistling]

- Breaking big pig
news on AM 510 WPIG.

And this just in, a
stranger has gone berserk

in front of the Busy Beaver

but don't nobody worry, he has
been locked up, incarcerated.

And I hear Sheriff Davies
has throwed away the key

so everybody's safe.

I tell you what, this
news is so exciting

it makes my ass
wanna chew tobacco.

- Taxi!

[whistling]

Taxi, hey!

Hey, stop!

Stop!

No, no, no, hey, what were
you, raised in a barn?

Take me to Beaver, North
Carolina as fast as you can.

My son's in danger.

Spare no time and
I'll spare no expense.

Go, go, go.

[tires screeching]

[country music]

- By law I'm owed a phone call

and a court-appointed attorney.

Do you hear me?

♪ Tell you that I love you

♪ In my dreams you
tell you'll be true ♪

♪ No one could ever
come between us ♪

♪ And I awake and
again I'm missing ♪

- Crystalyn it's a
big day in Beaver.

I gotta profess from
the bottom of my heart.

- [Ben] Does anybody hear me?

- [Darrell] If you can hear me.

- What kind of crazy
redneck town is this?

- I want you know
that I love you.

Will you marry me?

Boobies.

Crystalyn, I wanna be with you.

I wanna hold you.

I wanna have your vagina.

Sorry.

Just know that I'm a true blue
love sick hound dog over you.

[imitates dog barking]

- Hey Sheriff.

You know what,
Ben Franklin called,
he want's his phone back.

Come on.

- [Darrell] Please
honey, marry me.

Crystalyn would you
be my better half?

- She should run like hell.

- [Ben] Hey this is
Ben, leave a message.

[beep]

- Ben, where are you?

You're not chasing girls,
are ya?

Just calling to tell you
that I love you and miss ya.

Call me.

- [Darrell] Just imagine
we could have sex every night.

Boobies.

We could do it on the patio.

- Oh, this is so embarrassing.

- He sounds really sweet, baby.

- Grammy I do not love him.

I don't even like him.

- [Darrell] We could
do it in the kitchen.

- Oh God, what a creep.

- Well honey, he sounds sincere.

- What's this?

It's pretty good.

- I learned some new
recipes off the TV.

- She ain't killed us yet.

[laughing]

- What?

Momma, I do have somebody and
he loves me and I love him.

- You been holding
out on us, girl.

- Grammy he is
handsome and smart.

And he's asked me to marry him.

[cheering]

- Oh honey, when do
we get to meet him?

Now Crystalyn, a sense of
humor is important now,

but so is a big wingy.

- Momma, oh, what?

- When I married your Grandpa

he didn't have a pot to piss in

but he was hung like a horse.

- [Crystalyn] Okay.

- Is there bun in your oven?

- I need a drink,
got anything strong?

- Honey, we are
God-fearing Baptist.

- Third shelf on the left,
right behind the maple syrup,

where Estaleen hid it.

- My true love.

[coughing]

[screaming]

Ow, there's ants on me.

[coughing]

[screaming]

Momma, there's ants on me!

- Oh my God!

Oh God!

- Shit Davies, I didn't
do nothin' wrong.

- Yeah, try telling
that to the young lady

whose property you
trespassed on and defamed.

- Defamed, what the hell
kind of word is that?

- Tarnished, maligned,
denigrated, scandalized,

slandered, slurred, smeared.

- I was minding my own business.

You'd think you'd know how.

- Darrell, you stalked
the young lady

and you showed a little
too much of your crack.

- Oh that.

- Yeah, well you're stuck here

until your mom shows
up and makes bail.

Sit tight and stay
out of trouble.

And don't let this
outsider influence you.

- Hey, you're that psycho
dude from the Busy Beaver.

Hot damn, I'm in jail
with a real celebrity.

- Hey, I didn't do
anything wrong, okay?

I'm just looking
for my girlfriend.

- Yeah, I didn't do
nothing wrong neither.

I was just going to
visit my girlfriend!

Boy, she is hot.

Vagina!

[laughing]

I feel like a frog on a
lily pad ready to jump.

- What the hell are
you talking about?

- I gotta pinch a loaf.

- Hey, hey, hey.

No, no, no, no hey, whoa, whoa!

Officer!
- What in the--

- Officer!
- Sam Hill is going on?

- This guys trying to dook.

- [Officer Davies] What
gives you that idea?

- He's taking his pants off.

- Oh God.
- Give him a break.

The man has irritable
bowel syndrome.

No splattering, you hear me?

- Yes,

[flatulence]

sir.

- Please officer.

- [Officer Davies] No mercy.

- Ooh wee, damn that's good.

I'll tell you what,
other than sex

there ain't nothing
better than a good dump.

- What is wrong with you, man?

- Nothin', now.

- No, no dude, what
is wrong with you?

- Momma says, I'm a kind,
compassionate, caring soul,

and I speak my mind,
and I poop a lot.

- Hey, Officer, this
is a violation

of my rights as a US citizen.

- You all right, psycho?

- [Ben] Oh God.

[phone ringing]

- Ben, where are you?
I'm starting to worry.

[knuckles tapping]

- I made a few changes since
the last time you were here.

Most notably the Indigenous art.

I thought you'd like these.

- It's fantastic.

Looks expensive, is it selling?

- Word's still getting out.

Things like this take time.

Amber Jo is a big help.

- You've been such a
good influence on her.

Thank you.

I've seen something
like this recently.

- Well you have excellent taste.

This one here was crafted
and designed by your father.

He's good, isn't he?

My brother is a
man of many talents

My brother is a
man of many talents

Now, about the decorations,
for graduation, let's see...

[humming]

Oh, I just had a wedding
go bust last week,

I have just the thing,
silk taffeta and gardenias.

[light music]

- Now, I've been in
these parts all my life.

My gal was from around here,

but she had to run off to some
fancy job in the big city.

- Well maybe she'll come back.

- She did just yesterday.

She appeared like
a glorious angel.

That's when I proposed to her.

Boobies.

- So what happened?

- Well, I insisted she marry me

and now I'm in the slammer.

Vagina.

- I asked my girl to marry me.

I scared her off.

She's got the greatest
laugh, though. It's like...

[laughing]

- Mine too.

[laughing]

- She's got the
prettiest eyes, you know?

- Oh they pierce my
soul like hollow points.

- When she gets nervous she
twirls her hair like this.

[laughing]

- That's funny.

- You're all right, man.

I got a picture of Chris here.

Check her out.

- Vagina!

- Huh?

What?

- [Darrell] Vagina!

- Whoa, whoa, hey, what?

- You know her?

- Yeah, I know.

You know her in the
biblical sense?

- Hey, what the hell, man?

- [Darrell] That's
my girl Crystalyn!

- It's Chris!

- It's Crystalyn!

- No that's Chris!

- It's Crystal God darn
Lyn and she ain't yours.

- She wouldn't be
with you, Rain Man.

- Oh, it's a good thing
you can only die once.

I gotta pop a squat, man.

Oh.

- Are you okay, man?

I'm sorry.

[fist thuds]

[laughing]

- That's what you call
playing possum, city boy.

[laughing]

[fist thuds]

- That's what you call getting
your ass kicked, country boy.

- I'm gonna put you
in a double two-toned
flyin' gizzard grinder.

[Darrell] You're hurting me.

- We gotta keep
the station clean.

Now what do we do
with the trash?

Fetch.

- [Darrell] Stop it, stop it.

[screaming]

- What the hell is that?

- [speaking in
foreign language]

[beeping]

- What are you doing?

- [speaking in
foreign language]

You could have made it.
He's on foot, for God's sake.

Of all the cabbies I
have to get this sissy.

- Sir, wind your window down.

Sir.

- The window.
- Wind your window down.

- [Sydel] Get this window down.

- Sir.

- Sir.
- The window.

- Wind it down.

All, no, all the way down.

Do you not know the routine?

- He doesn't speak English.

- [Intern] Are you okay, ma'am?

- How do I know you're a cop?

You call this a uniform,
where's your car?

- Ma'am.
- Your blue lights.

- Ma'am, are--
- Your gun, your badge.

- Are you being held
against your will?

Are you a hostage?

Get out of the car, both of you.

Out of the car right now!

- Shit.

- Oh, he speaks some English.

- [Intern] Hello Officer Davies.

- Yep.

[screaming]

- Is everything okay over there?

- Why do you ask?

- Sir, I have a
terrorist in custody

and he's got a
woman held hostage.

- What?

[Sheriff] Detain the prisoner
and bring him in.

- I can't.

- Why the hell not?

- Because you got
the only squad car.

[fist thuds]

- Oh!

- Help Momma!

- This is big.

This is gonna be big.

[screaming]

You two go ahead
and kill each other

'cause now I really
need the space.

[dog barking]

[screaming]

- Good boy, stay, stay, stay.

Watch 'em both.

[dog barking]

[siren sounds briefly]

What the hell?

- [Sydel] That's what
I've been saying.

- Sir, this guy's a terrorist

and I suspect he's
got a bomb in there.

- No.
- Hey, hey.

- No bomb, no bomb.
- Hey, hey, hey

hands on the turban.

Hands on the turban.

- Nice job.

Catching on.

- I'm starting to like this.

- Yeah, that internship
with the prison

seems to work out just fine.

- Shortening my sentence too.

- Okay, where's the bomb?

- No bomb.

- No bomb.

- [Taxi Driver] There's no bomb.

- You still got a little
work ahead of you, son.

This guy speaks English.

He ain't no terrorist.

- Listen, I'm Puerto Rican.

- Puerto--

- I just needed a fare
and I didn't wanna listen

to this old broad yak, and
yap, and yak, and yap, and yak.

Y'all got any good
lawyers in town?

- Ma'am, on behalf of Beaver
County, I'd like to welcome ya.

We're here to serve and protect.

Well, aren't you the
Southern gentleman.

[giggling]

- Okay places everyone,
we're about to start.

- Ben, should I be
worried about you?

Call me,

or I'm calling your mother.

- Nice to see you Chris.

- Ms. Pigg, I am so sorry
I put Darrell in jail.

- Oh the best thing
that's happened to him

in a long time.

I need to stop coddling him.

Toughen him up.

He's such a momma's boy.

- Apparently I attract 'em.

- Don't worry, we'll spring
Darrell loose, maybe.

- 30 seconds till broadcast.

- Oh, good news everyone,

we picked up six new
cities this week.

That makes 43 markets

we're streaming in live
including New York.

- New York.

Yes, my dreams have come true.

- Oh, honey, this is just part
of my Southern media empire.

You keep it on the lowdown

but I own eight radio stations,
two cable TV networks,

and I'm getting a real
feel for this internet.

- But this is our
special project.

- Oh, it's quite a success.

- Stand by everyone.

We're going live,

you're on in three, two.

[playful music]

- Hi, I'm Amber Jo.

- And I'm Rabb.

Welcome to another episode
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[country music]

♪ This love is wrong

♪ Oh but it feels so right

[door creaking]

- Oh, what happened to my son?

- Boys will be boys.

- Open up this door now.

Ben, Benjamin, talk to me.

Oh, honey.

- [Ben] Momma.

- Oh sweetie, who
did this to you?

Oh, bad boy.

How many fingers
am I holding up?

- Two.

- I see six.

- Be careful.
My pants, they're new.

- Your momma's sweet.

- Does this seem like a
"Jerry Springer" moment

to anyone besides me?

- [Sydel] Sweetie, I've
come to take you home.

- No!

You can't take my best friend.

He's the bestest
friend I've ever had.

- I have to buy new pants.

- Mom I gotta find Chris.

- He means Crystalyn,
Crystalyn Dowdy.

- Daddy Dowdy's daughter?

[groaning]

- She's yours now.

You love her and she loves you.

I'm letting go of her.

Boobies.

- Boobies.

I gotta find her, Mom.

- I would take you but I
got a restraining order.

- Do you know where we
can find this young woman?

- I've know the Dowdy family
ever since I was a young buck.

I'd be happy to carry you there.

- Can we turn on the blue
lights and the siren?

- Yes, ma'am.

And for you I'd even speed.

[imitates cat growling]

- I think he likes your momma.

- Mom!

- Hey what about me?

[torch hissing]

- To thine own self be true

and it most follow
as night the day.

Thy canst not be
false to any man

but occasionally to a woman
or girlfriend or a wife

when he's trying
to save his ass.

Damn that's pretty.

- It's beautiful here.

The rolling hills,
the fresh air,

the farms, the fields,
it's almost intoxicating.

- Maybe I could show you
around a little later.

- I would really like that.

- It'd be my pleasure.

- Get it right this time.

Well it's interesting.

- Well we wanna shout
out to Estaleen Dowdy

because she asked us
for some liver recipes

and you asked for it

you got it.
- Po-po's coming,

hide your porn.

You got a warrant?

- Invite whoever it is in,

I'm just putting the finishing
touches on my masterpiece.

Who is it?

- I'm looking for
Chris, is she here?

- You mean Crystalyn?
No, she ain't.

- [Estaleen] Come on in honey.

Oh Lord have mercy.

- Do you happen to know
where we can find her?

My son's a little anxious.

- You look like you been done
beat the shit out of, honey.

- You're not that fella
Crystalyn told us about.
Uh, Ben?

- That's me.

- Nice shiner.

- You should see the other guy.

- Oh, oh, well you
most be his mother.

Oh Lord have mercy, sit down.

- You must be her bubbe.

- Her grandma.

- Oh.

- I learned how to
make these on the TV.

- Pate, that's lovely.

- Pate, um-hum.

You need something
to wash it down with.

We got the good stuff.

Apple pie moonshine.

- [Sydel] Sounds perfect.

- Who the hell's this?

- Oh, your daughter's
boyfriend and his hot momma.

- You know Crystalyn ain't
been here in two years

and shows up kinda
like a stray dog.

You know that girl's
always been running away

but from what I don't know.

- Well, I don't
think she's running,

I think she's searching.

And I think maybe she's
found what she's looking for.

- And he's a hottie too.

- Hey honey, the
show's almost over.

- Oh Lord have mercy
I lost track of time

making my hors d'oeuvres.

- Whatcha ya got,
whatcha got, whatcha got?

- You get that show?

I love that show.

- We've completely sold
out but don't worry

we'll have more of this
amazing work next week.

- That's right, Dowdy originals.

- Oh, that's a Dowdy.

Oh I'd give anything
to have one of those.

- I guess I better get busy.

- You know, he is a true artist.

Remember that for my
birthday, Benjamin.

- Sydel.

- [Sydel] Yes.

- He's standing
right behind you.

Did I tell you he's a
good friend of mine?

- Well thanks y'all.

Wasn't that fun?

Don't worry, we'll
see you next week.

I gotta go now, though,
'cause I'm a-graduating,

from high school today.

I'm graduating today.

Today!

[screaming]

- I love you.

[screaming]

- Go Beavers.

[screaming]

- There's your missing girl.

- Chris!

Mom it's Chris!

We found her.

- Hey I hate to be
a party popper y'all

but Momma, let's get your
auxilary air hooked up.

Honey, get your good
house dress on

and get your breasticles
all covered up there.

We gotta go to Amber
Jo's graduation.

- Well honey, we got company.

- Well hell, they can come.

We're a progressive, inclusive
community, ain't we?

- [Rabb] You're a little.

- Mazel tov!

- Now, Amber Jo, what I
like to do sometimes

is put on a nice pair of pants

and put this on the
stove in the kitchen

and when it whistles
I like to walk by it

'cause it feels really nice.

Maybe you wanna do
the same at home.

[playful music]

- Something ain't right.

Move out of the way.

Congratulations.

Yeah, it's spelt right.

- Make me proud.

- Okay. You look pretty, Momma.

- Hey Estaleen, it's so
good to see you, sweetheart.

All right. Dowdy, how are you?

- Holla Bonita.

What's up whoadie?

You be the bomb for coming.

- Okay, I'm impressed.

I'm gonna have to start
calling him Diddy Dowdy.

[laughing]

- [Bonita] Good for you.

- Hey this ain't no bo chedda.

- Okay, you doing too much now.

- Bonita, can I
borrow that book too?

- Absolutely.
- And I've always

wanted to speak a
second language.

- There you go.

Absolutely girl, it's yours.

- We are gonna
get crunk tonight.

- You didn't say crunk.

Yes ma'am, we are.

- We ain't fronting.

We glad that you our tight peep.

- [Bonita] Come
on, give me some.

Now give me some.

- Let me tell you
what, I am proud

to be standing up here today

and looking out at
this fine crowd.

I see out here we
have, we have parents

and grandparents,
everyone here together.

And you know, we are gathered
here for a celebration.

And we our celebrating
a beginning.

We are celebrating the beginning

of these fine young
people's lives in our town.

And let me tell
you they're ready

'cause you've done your
part to prepare them.

You've given them the gifts
that they need to be prepared

and we've done our part

and now they're
gonna take that step

into what will be a new life.

A new way of living, of being.

And they stand at--

- It's amazing what
they can do with paper.

- I am so glad you came.

- Oh, come here.

Me too.

I'm so glad I came
home to see my family.

- So let's just take
us a moment right now

and just celebrate all our
new graduates, shall we?

[audience clapping]

It is with a great
pleasure that right now

I introduce to you our Beaver
County class valedictorian,

Dusty Mae Brown.

[audience clapping]

- That's me.

Thank you, thank you.

Go Beavers!

- Oh that's my baby girl.

- Hey, Momma.

- You give 'em hell, Dusty.

- I'd just like to
thank my teachers

that inspire me.
Mr. Edwards, Mr. Davis,

Ms. Hoyle, Mr. Simon and
especially Mr. Wilson.

Go Beavers!

[audience clapping]

Yeah!

- And now it also my
honor to introduce you

to our second place student,

our salutatorian Amber Jo Dowdy.

[audience clapping]

Amber.

- I just wanna thank everybody
for coming here today.

It means so much to me to
look out into this audience

and see my family right there,
the Dowdy's, right there.

And some new faces.

Momma, who is that?

Anyways... and I'd like to thank
my big sister, Crystalyn.

She's back in town for the
first time in two years.

I love you big sis.

You rock.

[cheering]

- Love you too.

Go Beavers!

- Almost forgot.

- I am so excited
to be salutatorian.

But I gotta set the record
straight 'cause it's important.

[phone ringing]

I should be first.

Number one, numero uno.

- Ben, where are you?

- I did all the
extra credit reports

and I had perfect attendance.

And my grades were better
than Dusty Mae over here.

She just french kissed
more teachers than I did.

Which propelled her right up
to vale-frickin'-dictorian.

You all inspire me.

I am so--
- Here, hold this.

- Excited to be salutatorian.
- Where you been?

- Looking for you.

- Been here.
- [Amber Jo] You know what?

- I was in jail.

- [Darrell] Momma!

- I got to know your town
and your family real well.

- It's about
following your dreams.

Amber Jo's gonna
follow her dreams.

- So now that you've seen the
real me, you still want me?

- Now more than ever.

- I tried so hard being
something I'm just not

and I ran away from
them and from you.

I was just so scared that
if you saw the real me

you wouldn't like me.

- I don't like you,

I love you.

Crystalyn Dowdy...

will you do me the
honor of being my wife?

- You make me so
happy... and I love you.

- I love you.

Well?

- Heck yeah I'll marry ya!

[audience cheering]

- Whoo!

[camera snaps]

Oh, hell yes!

I am officially graduated and
my sister's gettin' engaged.

Let's get this party started.

Darrell, hit it.

[audience clapping]

[country music]

- Oh, no you're coming.

♪ Kick off your shoes

♪ You got nothing to lose

♪ Holler hell yeah

♪ Till you find
the redneck blues ♪

♪ Kick off your shoes

♪ You gotta let yourself loose

♪ Holler hell yeah

♪ Until you find

- That's all folks.

♪ The redneck blues

[muffled singing]

♪ This small town scene

- What's a cracker, Papa?

- Well son, a cracker is
kind of a derogatory word

that people used
back in the 1800s

to describe people who
didn't have much money,

didn't have no education.

Kinda down on their luck
and all they could afford

to eat was crackers.

♪ When I finally came to

♪ Now I'm proud to
say where I'm from ♪

♪ I'm gonna go,
go tell everyone ♪

- [Darrell] Woo wee!

- [Crystalyn] Okay Darrell,
get out I'm already late.

Sorry.

♪ Let yourself loose

- You going to see
your momma and them?

When can I see you Crystalyn?

[speaking in gibberish]

- Come on, Darrell,
I'm already late.

- Goddangit.

I'm confused.

I'm lost.

- I miss you Crystalyn.

Boobies.

[laughing]

Sorry.

I miss you Crystalyn.

- [Crystalyn] I believe it.

- What kind of crazy
redneck town is this?

You...

♪ I chased a redheaded dream
to a world I'd never seen ♪

- [Crystalyn] Yeah that
works, get out of my car.

♪ My momma she was worried

- Your car sucks!
- I can't drive.

- I gotta--

[laughing]

Hang on.

[laughing]

- What a schmo.

♪ I heard it when
I finally came to ♪

[laughing]

I'm sorry.

- Thou convince me not
remember your lines

'cause you're old and geezerly.

- You are gonna look so
beautiful under that thing.

[laughing]

- Well, graduation's
coming up, folks

so don't blow your lines.

♪ Find the redneck blues

♪ You know, baby, somethings
go together naturally ♪

- [Man] Hey we can get out now.

♪ Sweet ice tea

♪ Like you

- Come on, let's go.

- [Ben] Ben the martyr.

♪ I'm a bagel man myself

♪ Uh-Uh I need some sugar

Ben the martyr.

- Huh, yeah.

Why, why don't I know that line?

- [Ben] Ben the martyr.

- Huh, that's how you
make partner in this firm

and be the [mumbles] son.

[laughing]

- I'm gonna put you

in the double two-toned
flyin' gizzard grinder.

- Number one, numero uno.

♪ Hell yeah

♪ Till you find the
redneck blues. ♪

♪ The redneck blues

♪ The redneck blues

♪ Redneck blues

- Oh it's Thunder Clapper
honey, it's Thunder Clapper.

[laughing]

- Dance party.

- That has to go
and that, and that.

♪ Do Lord, oh, do Lord, oh, do

And that.

♪ Do Lord, oh, do Lord,
oh, do remember me ♪

♪ Do Lord, oh, do Lord,
oh, do remember me ♪

♪ Way beyond the blue

♪ Do Lord, oh, do Lord,
oh, do remember me ♪

♪ Do Lord, oh, do Lord,
oh, do remember me ♪

♪ Do Lord, oh, do Lord,
oh, do remember me ♪

♪ Way beyond the blue

♪ I got a home in glory land,
that outshines the sun ♪

♪ I got a home in glory land,
that outshines the sun ♪

♪ I got a home in glory land,
that outshines the sun ♪

♪ Way beyond the blue

♪ Do Lord, oh, do Lord,
oh, do remember me ♪

♪ Do Lord, oh, do Lord,
oh, do remember me ♪

♪ Do Lord, oh, do Lord,
oh, do remember me ♪

♪ Way beyond the blue

♪ I took Jesus as my
Savior, you take Him too ♪

♪ I took Jesus as my
Savior, you take Him too ♪

♪ I took Jesus as my
Savior, you take Him too ♪

♪ Way beyond the blue

♪ Do Lord, oh, do Lord,
oh, do remember me ♪

♪ Do Lord, oh, do Lord,
oh, do remember me ♪

♪ Do Lord, oh, do Lord,
oh, do remember me ♪

♪ Way beyond the blue