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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:38,332 --> 00:02:40,499 Ahh. 2 00:02:41,801 --> 00:02:45,204 Master Pain, what do we do? 3 00:02:45,206 --> 00:02:48,675 Open the mouth. 4 00:02:56,850 --> 00:03:01,719 The Chosen One! 5 00:03:15,567 --> 00:03:18,802 Huh? What? 6 00:03:22,808 --> 00:03:24,842 Baby... 7 00:03:35,185 --> 00:03:37,321 Kill it! 8 00:03:53,737 --> 00:03:57,206 We will all be cursed! 9 00:04:07,217 --> 00:04:11,186 Hmm. Hmm? 10 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:54,827 Mm? Hmm! 11 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:03,536 Mm, lighter, mm-hmm. 12 00:06:02,393 --> 00:06:04,562 So cute. 13 00:06:10,534 --> 00:06:12,669 Bye-bye! 14 00:06:39,895 --> 00:06:42,797 It's starting now. 15 00:07:05,419 --> 00:07:09,855 The child had become a man. 16 00:07:09,857 --> 00:07:12,893 Rolling to the bottom of a gully, 17 00:07:12,895 --> 00:07:16,595 he was raised by various rodents. 18 00:07:16,597 --> 00:07:21,734 Having no true home, he wandered the wilderness... 19 00:07:21,736 --> 00:07:26,538 in search of the one who stole his life. 20 00:07:29,009 --> 00:07:32,444 So on he walked... 21 00:07:35,548 --> 00:07:38,616 and sometimes drove. 22 00:07:40,386 --> 00:07:42,486 And occasionally, 23 00:07:42,488 --> 00:07:45,057 partied with the desert creatures. 24 00:07:45,059 --> 00:07:48,660 Party! Party! Party! 25 00:07:48,662 --> 00:07:50,595 Little did he know... 26 00:07:50,597 --> 00:07:53,630 that before him lied a mystical road... 27 00:07:53,632 --> 00:07:57,467 of great warriors and legends. 28 00:07:58,036 --> 00:08:01,371 Your days are over, mister. 29 00:08:12,382 --> 00:08:15,751 He lived under constant attack. 30 00:08:15,753 --> 00:08:19,022 What they had not accomplished when he was a child... 31 00:08:19,024 --> 00:08:21,757 they sought to now finish. 32 00:08:31,468 --> 00:08:36,372 Through his adversity, he learned to fight... 33 00:08:41,645 --> 00:08:45,280 and fight well. 34 00:08:51,554 --> 00:08:57,759 The more he fought, the more his powers grew. 35 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:22,883 I mean, crap, man! Look at that. Ohh... 36 00:09:22,885 --> 00:09:28,521 That's, like, his stomach plug on the ground back there. 37 00:09:28,523 --> 00:09:31,158 You don't see that every day. 38 00:09:31,159 --> 00:09:36,928 I mean, that doesn't really even seem possible if you think about it, 39 00:09:36,930 --> 00:09:40,633 with body organs and cartilage and bones and... 40 00:09:40,635 --> 00:09:44,971 I mean, I'm no doctor, but it was like one clean chunk. 41 00:09:44,973 --> 00:09:47,973 Uh-oh. Trouble. 42 00:09:50,176 --> 00:09:54,146 Open your mouth! 43 00:10:56,639 --> 00:10:58,873 Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi! 44 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:01,578 Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi! Uuh! 45 00:11:35,877 --> 00:11:38,746 I need gopher-chuks. 46 00:12:19,919 --> 00:12:23,487 Uh... 47 00:12:47,612 --> 00:12:49,714 Uuh! 48 00:12:52,150 --> 00:12:55,251 Our... sexual... preferences... 49 00:12:55,253 --> 00:13:00,657 are... our... own... business. 50 00:13:02,928 --> 00:13:05,162 Yeah. Oh, you. 51 00:13:06,998 --> 00:13:08,763 Alfalfa. 52 00:13:08,765 --> 00:13:14,036 Hey, oh. Huh? 53 00:13:16,807 --> 00:13:21,176 He's an outsider. Have you ever seen him before? 54 00:13:21,178 --> 00:13:24,045 Mm-mm. Well, twice. 55 00:13:24,781 --> 00:13:27,015 Hey, who's he? 56 00:13:28,316 --> 00:13:29,416 I don't know. 57 00:13:29,418 --> 00:13:36,190 And that day, I vowed to find the man who killed my family. 58 00:13:36,192 --> 00:13:38,692 Can you help me? 59 00:13:38,694 --> 00:13:41,261 And why have you come to me? 60 00:13:41,263 --> 00:13:45,199 You are Master Tang. Your skills are greatly known. 61 00:13:45,201 --> 00:13:48,103 I've traveled many years and miles to find you. 62 00:13:48,105 --> 00:13:53,040 How many miles? Would you say ten million? 63 00:13:53,042 --> 00:13:57,044 Eh... No, I don't think ten million. 64 00:13:57,046 --> 00:14:01,048 Look, I need your help. I live under constant attack. 65 00:14:01,050 --> 00:14:05,285 Hmm. Your story makes my heart heavy... 66 00:14:05,287 --> 00:14:07,121 and my prostate weak. 67 00:14:07,123 --> 00:14:10,057 My bladder is full to bursting. 68 00:14:10,059 --> 00:14:12,892 I feel for you and your grave loss. 69 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:16,496 However, it will be impossible for us to help you. 70 00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:21,100 Master, I implore you to reconsider. 71 00:14:21,102 --> 00:14:24,236 Hmm. Okay! 72 00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:27,939 The man you seek, his name is Master Pain. 73 00:14:27,941 --> 00:14:32,711 He has great powers and is well protected by the Evil Council. 74 00:14:36,983 --> 00:14:39,818 But now I am in a quandary. 75 00:14:39,820 --> 00:14:42,954 For if your story is true, then you would... 76 00:14:42,956 --> 00:14:45,856 Huh? 77 00:14:48,060 --> 00:14:51,295 What are the odds of that? 78 00:14:53,033 --> 00:14:56,133 You would be the Chosen One. 79 00:14:56,135 --> 00:14:58,836 Master! 80 00:14:59,738 --> 00:15:02,139 Ah, again with the squeaky shoes. 81 00:15:02,141 --> 00:15:05,307 Master, I was hoping one day I could be the Chosen One. 82 00:15:05,309 --> 00:15:07,010 - Be quiet! - Master! 83 00:15:07,012 --> 00:15:10,448 I don't like him very much. Let's kill him. 84 00:15:10,450 --> 00:15:14,285 - Sit down! - Eeyah! 85 00:15:16,021 --> 00:15:20,055 I must apologize for Wimp Lo. He is an idiot. 86 00:15:20,057 --> 00:15:22,524 We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke. 87 00:15:22,526 --> 00:15:28,031 Hah! If you've got an ass, I'll kick it. 88 00:15:28,033 --> 00:15:31,400 - Hmm. - Legend tells us... 89 00:15:31,402 --> 00:15:33,402 that the true Chosen One... 90 00:15:33,404 --> 00:15:37,438 will bear the mark of infinite wisdom. 91 00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:40,476 Yea, yea! 92 00:15:43,414 --> 00:15:47,416 What in God's name is that thing? 93 00:15:47,418 --> 00:15:50,451 He seems to be the reason I'm pursued. 94 00:15:50,453 --> 00:15:53,188 There are so many things I've yet to understand. 95 00:15:53,190 --> 00:15:56,124 - Does it have a name? - Tonguey. 96 00:15:56,126 --> 00:15:59,093 I should not have asked. 97 00:15:59,095 --> 00:16:02,231 Still, this is a glorious day, 98 00:16:02,233 --> 00:16:08,802 for the Chosen One has come to free us from the Evil Council. 99 00:16:08,804 --> 00:16:11,772 I remember a long time ago... 100 00:16:11,774 --> 00:16:14,307 when a good friend of mine told me... 101 00:16:14,309 --> 00:16:18,678 there would be a Chosen One. 102 00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:31,324 There will be a Chosen One. 103 00:16:32,927 --> 00:16:35,995 Then he told me... 104 00:16:35,997 --> 00:16:38,330 of the significance. 105 00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:43,434 It will be significant. 106 00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:49,041 And then he killed the dog. 107 00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:58,383 I now officially know too much. And why are you in bed? 108 00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:03,153 Oh, you won't even believe what happened next. 109 00:17:03,155 --> 00:17:06,391 - No, please! - Very well, Chosen One. 110 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,259 I invite you to train with us... 111 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:11,862 until you find the whereabouts of Master Pain. 112 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,965 - I'll do it! - In your dreams! 113 00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:17,835 Ohh... 114 00:17:19,604 --> 00:17:23,942 Yes, yes. Yes, play me like a drum. 115 00:17:38,022 --> 00:17:42,592 By the way, my student Ling, here, will assist you. 116 00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:47,295 Be not concerned of her shyness, for it will pass. 117 00:17:53,937 --> 00:17:56,206 There you go. 118 00:17:56,208 --> 00:18:01,544 I will stay... eh, to train. 119 00:18:01,546 --> 00:18:03,879 Thank you, Master Tang. 120 00:18:06,049 --> 00:18:09,184 Now, you two, on with your training. 121 00:18:09,186 --> 00:18:13,021 Yes. Sure. As you know, 122 00:18:13,023 --> 00:18:16,424 I am a man of special needs. 123 00:18:16,426 --> 00:18:20,194 You will now receive the Fist of Fury. 124 00:18:20,196 --> 00:18:25,431 Prepare the long rubber glove. 125 00:18:25,433 --> 00:18:29,970 Eeny, meeny, 126 00:18:29,972 --> 00:18:31,572 miney, moe, 127 00:18:31,574 --> 00:18:37,110 I wonder where my glove will go. 128 00:18:41,917 --> 00:18:44,518 Open your mouth! Open it! 129 00:18:43,620 --> 00:18:46,353 You! Open! 130 00:18:48,089 --> 00:18:51,024 Hey, guys, what's goin' on? 131 00:18:51,026 --> 00:18:51,658 Hey! Ooh! 132 00:18:51,660 --> 00:18:57,363 Master Pain, it is a great honor having you beating random people in our town. 133 00:18:57,365 --> 00:19:02,201 Especially that helpless man you just hit. Welcome! 134 00:19:04,538 --> 00:19:07,673 Hmm. My finger points. 135 00:19:07,675 --> 00:19:09,374 Wimp Lo, you must be careful. 136 00:19:09,376 --> 00:19:13,110 Your confidence is disproportional to your abilities. 137 00:19:13,112 --> 00:19:15,313 You think losing is winning. 138 00:19:15,315 --> 00:19:18,617 Heh? Uh, uh... Huh? 139 00:19:19,418 --> 00:19:22,721 Hmm. The Chosen One is here to help us. 140 00:19:22,723 --> 00:19:27,091 - I like him a lot, and... - Listen! Shh. 141 00:19:27,093 --> 00:19:31,696 I see the way you look at him. I'm a man, too, you know. 142 00:19:31,698 --> 00:19:36,667 I go pee-pee standing up. Hmm. Mm. 143 00:19:36,669 --> 00:19:41,404 - I will defeat him! - Please, don't. 144 00:19:41,406 --> 00:19:43,540 I will... 145 00:19:43,542 --> 00:19:47,944 defeat him! 146 00:19:52,116 --> 00:19:54,084 Whee! Whee! 147 00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:11,200 The Chosen One trained, 148 00:20:11,202 --> 00:20:16,104 for part of him knew what lied ahead. 149 00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:28,149 Wow! I'll have some of whatever he's smokin'! 150 00:20:28,151 --> 00:20:30,952 Huh! 151 00:20:30,954 --> 00:20:33,187 Huh! 152 00:20:33,189 --> 00:20:34,989 Huh! 153 00:20:34,991 --> 00:20:39,328 The others soon warmed up to him... 154 00:20:39,330 --> 00:20:41,263 and his "friend." 155 00:20:41,265 --> 00:20:43,698 Mm! Mm, mm! 156 00:20:54,776 --> 00:20:59,714 Hmm. Knock, Knock. Who's there? 157 00:21:01,616 --> 00:21:05,284 Your butt that's about to be kicked. 158 00:21:06,421 --> 00:21:10,388 Take a close look, 'cause I rule, baby! 159 00:21:10,390 --> 00:21:15,327 And who do you rule? The Large, Dark Nipple People? 160 00:21:15,329 --> 00:21:21,400 I rock... and roll... all day long, sweet Susie! 161 00:21:22,636 --> 00:21:26,072 I challenge you! 162 00:21:38,217 --> 00:21:41,419 Leap that wall if you're so great. 163 00:21:47,493 --> 00:21:49,461 Hmm! 164 00:21:49,463 --> 00:21:54,264 Big deal. Up and over! Oi! 165 00:22:00,472 --> 00:22:02,273 - Hmm! - Huh! 166 00:22:02,275 --> 00:22:06,209 Now we'll... learn who's the best. 167 00:22:06,211 --> 00:22:09,046 Hmm! 168 00:22:10,481 --> 00:22:12,882 Huh? I... Uh... 169 00:22:12,884 --> 00:22:17,120 Aha! Face-to-foot style. How'd you like it? 170 00:22:17,122 --> 00:22:21,691 I'm sure on some planet your style is quite impressive. 171 00:22:21,693 --> 00:22:25,261 But your weak link is, this is Earth. 172 00:22:25,263 --> 00:22:29,865 Oh, yeah? Try my nuts-to-your-fist style! 173 00:22:29,867 --> 00:22:33,068 Oh! Uuh! Who's laughing now? 174 00:22:33,070 --> 00:22:37,172 Please, stop! Wimp Lo sucks as a fighter! A child could beat him! 175 00:22:37,174 --> 00:22:41,443 I'm gonna count to three, and if I hear one more friggin' squeak, 176 00:22:41,445 --> 00:22:44,378 - I'm gonna take his shoes and shove 'em up his... - Chosen One! 177 00:22:44,380 --> 00:22:50,385 Master Pain's in town! Did you hear that? Master Pain? Are you sure? 178 00:22:50,387 --> 00:22:52,988 Gotcha now! Guy-ee! 179 00:22:52,990 --> 00:22:55,123 - Ay, ay! Why? Why? - No! Please! 180 00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:57,391 I am bleeding, making me the victor. 181 00:22:57,393 --> 00:23:02,562 Master Pain's meeting with the mayor. Oh, this is bad. 182 00:23:14,575 --> 00:23:16,843 Eh, Master Pain... 183 00:23:18,213 --> 00:23:21,147 will perform his skill. 184 00:23:21,848 --> 00:23:24,585 Please. 185 00:24:00,852 --> 00:24:03,956 Mm, hah! 186 00:24:03,958 --> 00:24:07,190 Towel. Mm, thanks. 187 00:24:08,895 --> 00:24:11,361 Now, then, Master Pain has heard rumor... 188 00:24:11,363 --> 00:24:14,265 that the Chosen One was spotted in town. 189 00:24:14,267 --> 00:24:17,401 Do what he says, or he'll cut off your big toe. 190 00:24:17,403 --> 00:24:20,571 On that you can trust me. Let him hear it. 191 00:24:20,573 --> 00:24:25,875 Oh, that's tender. That is tender. 192 00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:46,496 Thank you. I have been called "bad" before. 193 00:24:46,498 --> 00:24:49,266 Many have said I do things... 194 00:24:49,268 --> 00:24:52,501 that are not correct to do. 195 00:24:52,503 --> 00:24:55,671 I don't believe in such talk as this. 196 00:24:55,673 --> 00:25:02,411 I am nice man with happy feelings all of the time! 197 00:25:02,413 --> 00:25:04,713 First, a joke. 198 00:25:04,715 --> 00:25:11,486 What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? 199 00:25:15,658 --> 00:25:20,996 My ass. Nyah, ha ha! Ha ha! 200 00:25:20,998 --> 00:25:23,364 - Enough! - Hmph! 201 00:25:24,366 --> 00:25:28,402 Gentlemen, from this day forward... 202 00:25:28,404 --> 00:25:34,541 you will all refer to me by the name "Betty." 203 00:25:37,545 --> 00:25:41,881 But isn't Betty a woman's name? 204 00:25:46,620 --> 00:25:47,987 Easy, easy! 205 00:25:47,989 --> 00:25:50,756 We don't want to lose any more toes here. 206 00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:53,627 You'll all have to excuse Master Pain... uh, Betty. 207 00:25:53,629 --> 00:25:58,264 It's 12:00 and time for his nap. 208 00:25:58,266 --> 00:26:00,299 Heh, Betty? 209 00:26:00,301 --> 00:26:02,735 Hmm, sleepy time. 210 00:26:02,737 --> 00:26:06,639 Come along. Whoo! Aah! 211 00:26:07,540 --> 00:26:11,444 I must find if I, too, possess this special skill. 212 00:26:11,446 --> 00:26:14,312 Remember, do not stop until I give you the signal, 213 00:26:14,314 --> 00:26:19,684 or dramatically throw you to the ground and request a towel. 214 00:26:19,686 --> 00:26:22,986 I'm ready. 215 00:26:43,408 --> 00:26:46,543 Ooh, ow! You can't... 216 00:26:47,812 --> 00:26:50,313 Could you please... 217 00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:00,056 Er, uh, should we keep going? 218 00:27:00,058 --> 00:27:05,061 He said to hit him until he gave the signal to stop. 219 00:27:05,063 --> 00:27:07,929 Did anyone hear the signal? 220 00:27:07,931 --> 00:27:11,400 Well, he was whining for a while. 221 00:27:11,402 --> 00:27:15,804 Do you think whining was the signal? Rr-rr! 222 00:27:15,806 --> 00:27:19,341 Hey, whoa, easy. We should wait a second or so. 223 00:27:19,343 --> 00:27:22,477 Hey, guys. 224 00:27:22,479 --> 00:27:25,046 Come on. Oh, well. 225 00:27:37,392 --> 00:27:40,060 - Hey, wait, wait. 226 00:27:40,062 --> 00:27:43,597 He did say the part about dramatically throwing us off his body. 227 00:27:43,599 --> 00:27:47,803 Oh, that's right. Yeah. 228 00:27:52,873 --> 00:27:55,108 Okay. 229 00:27:55,110 --> 00:27:57,544 Go ahead. 230 00:27:58,445 --> 00:28:01,047 Throw us off! 231 00:28:02,615 --> 00:28:04,651 He's not gonna die, is he? 232 00:28:04,653 --> 00:28:07,554 You think he wants his towel? 233 00:28:08,122 --> 00:28:09,956 Hey, uh... That's pretty still. 234 00:28:09,958 --> 00:28:13,392 Maybe it's time we should... We better get home, guys. 235 00:28:13,394 --> 00:28:16,029 Nobody say anything to Mom. 236 00:28:25,572 --> 00:28:30,541 Hmm? 237 00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:37,349 Hmm. 238 00:28:41,119 --> 00:28:43,654 Hah! 239 00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:53,464 I am Whoa. 240 00:28:56,835 --> 00:28:58,869 Okay. 241 00:28:58,871 --> 00:29:03,708 It is not yet your time. You must not stand against Master Pain. 242 00:29:03,710 --> 00:29:08,178 - It's "Betty" now. - Oh. You must not stand against Betty. 243 00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:10,714 If you fight, he will kill you. 244 00:29:10,716 --> 00:29:16,486 You need special training. You cannot defeat him now. 245 00:29:19,656 --> 00:29:23,492 - I'm-I'm sorry? - You cannot defeat him now. 246 00:29:23,494 --> 00:29:25,561 I will defeat him. 247 00:29:25,563 --> 00:29:31,635 If you can beat him, then you should have no problem beating me. 248 00:29:31,637 --> 00:29:33,135 Mm! 249 00:29:46,215 --> 00:29:51,653 Ah! Hmm, not bad. 250 00:29:57,492 --> 00:30:00,827 What's wrong? 251 00:30:00,829 --> 00:30:03,731 The supreme gift. Hmm? 252 00:30:03,733 --> 00:30:07,168 You must trust the power of the tongue. Hmm? 253 00:30:07,170 --> 00:30:09,269 But I must warn you... Hmm? 254 00:30:09,271 --> 00:30:14,040 In the meadow you will find Betty's great protector, Moon Yew. 255 00:30:14,042 --> 00:30:19,913 Avoid the meadow. We will meet again, Chosen One, 256 00:30:19,915 --> 00:30:23,983 many more times... in the sequel. 257 00:30:26,887 --> 00:30:29,220 Ow! 258 00:30:56,983 --> 00:31:00,818 Well, at least I have you, boy. 259 00:31:06,692 --> 00:31:09,927 ♪ Oh, Taco Bell Taco Bell ♪ 260 00:31:09,929 --> 00:31:11,895 ♪ Product placement with Taco Bell ♪ 261 00:31:11,897 --> 00:31:14,999 ♪ Enchirito macho burrito ♪ 262 00:31:15,001 --> 00:31:17,701 Master Tang, what are you doing here? 263 00:31:17,703 --> 00:31:20,570 I've come to kick ass. Oh! 264 00:31:26,011 --> 00:31:29,312 I know you seek the Chosen One. 265 00:31:29,314 --> 00:31:34,016 And I know... what you did to his family. 266 00:31:34,018 --> 00:31:39,022 Now... Ooh! Oi! I'm going to beat you up! 267 00:31:39,024 --> 00:31:42,391 Do you need a glass of water or something? 268 00:31:42,393 --> 00:31:46,261 Jeez, at least cover your mouth! 269 00:31:46,263 --> 00:31:50,899 - We're all going to catch it! - Fight... or die! 270 00:31:50,901 --> 00:31:55,270 Okay, I'll shake your bouncy booty! Hit it! 271 00:31:55,938 --> 00:31:58,206 ♪ Can't touch this ♪ 272 00:31:58,208 --> 00:32:01,777 - Hmm! - ♪ Can't touch this ♪ 273 00:32:02,245 --> 00:32:04,078 - Hmm. - ♪ Can't touch this ♪ 274 00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:07,648 ♪ My, my, my, my ♪ 275 00:32:07,650 --> 00:32:09,051 ♪ Fresh new kicks and pants ♪ 276 00:32:09,053 --> 00:32:11,186 ♪ You gotta like that Now you know you wanna dance ♪ 277 00:32:11,188 --> 00:32:12,687 ♪ So move outta your seat ♪ - Move. Seat. 278 00:32:12,689 --> 00:32:16,090 ♪ And get a fly girl and catch this beat while it's rollin' ♪ - Beat. Rollin'. 279 00:32:16,092 --> 00:32:17,958 ♪ Hold on ♪ What's the time? 280 00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,927 ♪ Hammer time ♪ 281 00:32:20,929 --> 00:32:25,198 Please, Betty. Master Tang is unable to fight you. He's pretty sick. 282 00:32:29,705 --> 00:32:33,074 Why, I oughta... Ooh! 283 00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:37,077 Don't. He'll kill you like a small dog. 284 00:32:37,079 --> 00:32:40,579 Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata, 285 00:32:40,581 --> 00:32:45,351 hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with the stick. 286 00:32:45,353 --> 00:32:50,824 Aw, jeez. And now the snorting starts. 287 00:32:50,826 --> 00:32:56,695 I'm sorry. I must fight you when I am stronger. 288 00:32:56,697 --> 00:32:59,565 Good-bye, Sally. 289 00:33:01,334 --> 00:33:04,269 It's Betty, you son of a pig. 290 00:33:04,271 --> 00:33:10,109 The name is Betty. 291 00:33:13,679 --> 00:33:18,016 But Chosen One, I want to help you, but I... 292 00:33:18,018 --> 00:33:20,719 I-I-I-I... 293 00:33:20,721 --> 00:33:25,723 I... I just can't. 294 00:33:25,725 --> 00:33:27,125 I won't. Whee-ooh! 295 00:33:27,127 --> 00:33:30,360 He wasn't at the restaurant. Do you know where he is? 296 00:33:30,362 --> 00:33:34,064 No, no! He'll kill you. 297 00:33:36,401 --> 00:33:40,270 Don't go. Please. 298 00:33:40,272 --> 00:33:44,941 Stay alive. Stay and live a life here with me. 299 00:33:44,943 --> 00:33:46,209 Ee-ooh-ee-ooh-ee! 300 00:33:46,211 --> 00:33:51,214 Look, Ling, those curlicues on your face make me so hot I can't think straight. 301 00:33:51,216 --> 00:33:55,752 He is well protected. It's impossible. 302 00:33:55,754 --> 00:33:59,189 You'll never make it. Never make it. 303 00:33:59,191 --> 00:34:01,857 Ever make it. Never make it. 304 00:34:01,859 --> 00:34:05,193 Never make it. You'll never make it, ever. 305 00:34:05,195 --> 00:34:08,298 Don't you see? You can't make it. 306 00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:11,300 I implore you to reconsider. 307 00:34:11,302 --> 00:34:13,902 Hmm. Okay. 308 00:34:13,904 --> 00:34:19,941 He spends his time at the top of a waterfall, swinging a chain around. 309 00:34:19,943 --> 00:34:22,009 There. 310 00:34:22,011 --> 00:34:26,148 You've got what you wanted. Now go! 311 00:34:29,785 --> 00:34:31,452 Hmm. 312 00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:51,238 Remember, avoid the meadow. 313 00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:56,343 Hmm. 314 00:35:01,114 --> 00:35:03,851 Huh? 315 00:35:16,330 --> 00:35:18,430 Ahh! 316 00:35:20,434 --> 00:35:23,469 Hmm! Hmm! 317 00:35:55,867 --> 00:35:58,334 Whoa-oa-oa! 318 00:35:58,336 --> 00:36:00,803 Hmm! 319 00:36:11,415 --> 00:36:14,350 Hah! Huh? 320 00:36:59,628 --> 00:37:02,228 Hah! Hah! 321 00:37:04,065 --> 00:37:07,233 Mm? 322 00:37:09,637 --> 00:37:13,206 Huh? You like it? Huh? Feels good, huh? 323 00:37:31,092 --> 00:37:33,993 ♪ Swingin' the chain Swingin' the chain ♪ 324 00:37:33,995 --> 00:37:38,496 ♪ Swingin' the chain Swingin' the... ♪ Huh? 325 00:37:38,498 --> 00:37:44,370 Well, you must be quite a fighter to make it past my cow. 326 00:37:44,372 --> 00:37:46,605 What is it you want? 327 00:37:46,607 --> 00:37:47,940 Evil Betty, 328 00:37:47,942 --> 00:37:54,045 I've come to finish something I should've done years ago. 329 00:37:54,047 --> 00:37:55,980 Remember these? 330 00:37:55,982 --> 00:37:58,516 Well, you've grown. 331 00:37:58,518 --> 00:38:00,485 I thought you looked familiar. 332 00:38:00,487 --> 00:38:04,355 Sorry, I didn't recognize you without crap in your pants. 333 00:38:04,357 --> 00:38:07,525 I've trained my whole life for this day. 334 00:38:07,527 --> 00:38:12,596 I spanked you as a baby. I'll spank you now, bitch! 335 00:38:12,598 --> 00:38:15,166 - Good luck. - Wait! 336 00:38:15,168 --> 00:38:18,269 You mustn't! You are not ready! 337 00:38:18,271 --> 00:38:23,006 Who are you? Ling's father. Oh-ee-oh-ee-oh-ee! 338 00:38:23,008 --> 00:38:25,608 Oh, dear. No one man can defeat Betty. 339 00:38:25,610 --> 00:38:31,149 When you girls are done kissing, I've got some ass kicking for you! 340 00:38:31,151 --> 00:38:33,950 I have to avenge my family! 341 00:38:33,952 --> 00:38:36,185 Ohh! 342 00:38:42,525 --> 00:38:44,160 At that moment, 343 00:38:44,162 --> 00:38:49,165 the Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about iron claws. 344 00:38:49,167 --> 00:38:53,669 They hurt like crap, man! 345 00:38:54,637 --> 00:38:57,639 Chosen One! Oh! 346 00:39:00,176 --> 00:39:02,444 Shirt ripper! 347 00:39:05,547 --> 00:39:09,217 Chosen One was clearly not ready. 348 00:39:09,451 --> 00:39:13,054 He should have listened to that one-boobed chick. 349 00:39:17,725 --> 00:39:19,626 Hmm! 350 00:39:19,628 --> 00:39:24,298 Water... everywhere! 351 00:39:24,300 --> 00:39:28,701 Uuh! All over me! I'm... getting... wet! 352 00:39:28,703 --> 00:39:33,139 Uuh! I'm falling! You're falling! 353 00:39:33,141 --> 00:39:35,241 We're falling! 354 00:39:35,243 --> 00:39:37,544 A whale! 355 00:39:41,582 --> 00:39:47,452 Mm-mm. Hmm. Mmm, memento! 356 00:39:49,289 --> 00:39:53,126 Huuh, Chosen One, I am sorry. 357 00:39:53,128 --> 00:39:56,161 I'll get you some help. 358 00:40:02,369 --> 00:40:08,573 Let me know if you see a Radio Shack. 359 00:40:11,043 --> 00:40:12,077 Hmm. 360 00:40:12,079 --> 00:40:15,614 - Once again. - With feeling. 361 00:40:15,616 --> 00:40:18,282 One... of us... 362 00:40:18,284 --> 00:40:21,552 is wearing... a pushup bra. 363 00:40:21,554 --> 00:40:23,420 It's lacy... 364 00:40:23,422 --> 00:40:26,024 Master Tang, please help me. 365 00:40:26,026 --> 00:40:31,261 - I'm bleeding. - Hey! I remember you! 366 00:40:35,133 --> 00:40:36,600 Just like old times! 367 00:40:36,602 --> 00:40:41,271 Ah, Rikki-Tikki-Tavi! Rikki-Tikki! Too tight! Stop hugging me! 368 00:40:41,273 --> 00:40:44,808 I have a mortal wound! Where? Where does it hurt? 369 00:40:44,810 --> 00:40:48,077 Oh, pretty much around the big, bloody spot. Oh! 370 00:40:48,079 --> 00:40:51,714 Come inside. I'll get the Neosporin. 371 00:40:51,716 --> 00:40:54,450 ♪ Na na na na na ♪ 372 00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:56,251 ♪ Neo ♪ 373 00:40:56,253 --> 00:40:58,053 ♪ Na na na na na na na ♪ 374 00:40:58,055 --> 00:41:01,089 ♪ Sporin ♪ 375 00:41:01,091 --> 00:41:03,358 Please, I'm dying. 376 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,094 You must listen to me. 377 00:41:05,096 --> 00:41:10,164 I feel the Chosen One may give up hope. 378 00:41:10,166 --> 00:41:11,433 This must not happen. 379 00:41:11,435 --> 00:41:16,205 The creature in his tongue, although a little disturbing, 380 00:41:16,207 --> 00:41:22,077 possess a great supernatural power-r-r! 381 00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:29,516 W-Without Tonguey, the council is invincible. 382 00:41:29,518 --> 00:41:35,023 They will come to Betty's aid. Do you understand? 383 00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:41,494 No. I don't understand you. 384 00:41:44,699 --> 00:41:47,400 - Aha! - No. Don't do that. It hurts. 385 00:41:47,402 --> 00:41:49,669 No, it's good, it's good! 386 00:41:49,671 --> 00:41:53,406 No, no, please. I have a wound there. 387 00:41:53,408 --> 00:41:55,542 Come on. Don't spoil everything. 388 00:41:55,544 --> 00:41:58,345 This works for both of us, huh? 389 00:41:58,347 --> 00:42:01,647 Yeah-ahh! 390 00:42:06,886 --> 00:42:10,589 The news of your father weighs heavy on my heart. 391 00:42:10,591 --> 00:42:15,159 Evidently, his wound never closed up properly. 392 00:42:15,161 --> 00:42:18,397 He gave his life for mine. 393 00:42:18,399 --> 00:42:20,199 I'm so sorry, Ling. 394 00:42:20,201 --> 00:42:23,335 He was my father my entire life. 395 00:42:23,337 --> 00:42:27,171 We were friends. I loved him. 396 00:42:28,274 --> 00:42:30,208 And now he's dead... 397 00:42:30,210 --> 00:42:34,878 except for his hair and nails... dead. 398 00:42:46,191 --> 00:42:49,092 I don't understand... 399 00:42:49,860 --> 00:42:52,863 why people have to die. 400 00:42:52,865 --> 00:42:55,800 Whee-ooh-whee-ooh-whee-ooh! 401 00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:58,735 And now... 402 00:42:58,737 --> 00:43:01,371 if-if I lose you... 403 00:43:05,443 --> 00:43:10,313 Oh, man, I'm a little, tiny, horny honey. 404 00:43:15,552 --> 00:43:17,687 Mm. 405 00:43:19,890 --> 00:43:23,659 - Hmm! - Mmm! 406 00:43:23,661 --> 00:43:26,661 - Mm-mm-mm! - Mmm! 407 00:43:26,663 --> 00:43:28,898 Ooh-whee-ooh! 408 00:43:29,466 --> 00:43:33,836 Oh, but I don't know. It's so soon. 409 00:43:36,672 --> 00:43:41,742 I can't remember the last time I felt like this. 410 00:43:41,744 --> 00:43:43,878 So ready for action. 411 00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:46,648 So ready for love! 412 00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:49,718 Hmm? 413 00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:53,721 I need you now in the worst way. 414 00:43:53,723 --> 00:43:56,255 I can't control it! 415 00:43:56,958 --> 00:43:58,925 Take me, man meat! 416 00:43:58,927 --> 00:44:02,263 But I don't want you to think I'm a slut. 417 00:44:02,265 --> 00:44:05,866 Huh? 418 00:44:12,606 --> 00:44:16,441 What? What now? 419 00:44:16,443 --> 00:44:19,379 How do I proceed? 420 00:44:25,953 --> 00:44:28,754 Simba. 421 00:44:29,422 --> 00:44:32,458 I... am not Simba. 422 00:44:32,460 --> 00:44:34,427 I am the Chosen One. 423 00:44:34,429 --> 00:44:39,464 Ah, yes. I am Mu Shu Fasa. 424 00:44:39,466 --> 00:44:42,366 You must not be troubled, Cho-Simba One. 425 00:44:42,368 --> 00:44:45,904 He took everything from me... a family I never knew. 426 00:44:45,906 --> 00:44:50,475 What good am I now? His powers are greater than mine. 427 00:44:50,477 --> 00:44:54,546 Yes, plus when you were hit with his iron claw, 428 00:44:54,548 --> 00:44:56,847 you did scream like a wussy. 429 00:44:56,849 --> 00:45:00,318 Look inside yourself, Cho-Simba. 430 00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:05,855 You must take your place in the great circle of... 431 00:45:05,857 --> 00:45:07,658 stuff. 432 00:45:07,660 --> 00:45:10,929 Behold the symbols. 433 00:45:10,931 --> 00:45:13,597 One over here, 434 00:45:13,599 --> 00:45:17,001 the other over there. 435 00:45:17,003 --> 00:45:20,637 Remember, weakening and defeating Betty... 436 00:45:20,639 --> 00:45:25,375 is the first step to revealing the council's identity. 437 00:45:25,377 --> 00:45:28,678 What is this Evil Council everyone speaks of? 438 00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:34,617 The answer you seek resides in the stars above. 439 00:45:34,619 --> 00:45:37,286 I don't understand. 440 00:45:37,288 --> 00:45:39,055 Of course you don't. 441 00:45:39,057 --> 00:45:40,689 I'm speaking in riddles. 442 00:45:40,691 --> 00:45:45,595 That's kind of the point, like a clue that will later make you go, 443 00:45:45,597 --> 00:45:51,399 "Oh, that's what he meant! Stars above!" 444 00:45:51,401 --> 00:45:55,671 Please tell me. What is my purpose? 445 00:45:55,673 --> 00:45:57,673 Train, Cho-Simba. 446 00:45:57,675 --> 00:46:01,477 You must reach the next level. 447 00:46:01,479 --> 00:46:04,979 This is CNN. Wait, Mu Shu. 448 00:46:04,981 --> 00:46:08,482 CNN. What of my tongue? 449 00:46:08,484 --> 00:46:12,587 C... N... Mu Shu! 450 00:46:12,589 --> 00:46:15,690 N! 451 00:46:19,528 --> 00:46:22,697 Hmm? A tiger. 452 00:46:22,699 --> 00:46:26,067 Hmm? Tiger, tiger, tiger. 453 00:46:27,568 --> 00:46:29,970 Hmm! Bird. 454 00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:35,075 Birdie. Birdie, birdie. 455 00:46:35,077 --> 00:46:37,611 Hmm. 456 00:46:37,613 --> 00:46:40,046 I am a great magician. 457 00:46:40,048 --> 00:46:41,981 Your clothes are red! 458 00:46:41,983 --> 00:46:44,550 Wow! Please. 459 00:46:44,552 --> 00:46:47,754 Do it again. Wait, who's that? 460 00:46:47,756 --> 00:46:51,490 B... Betty. 461 00:46:51,492 --> 00:46:53,791 H-He's alive, Betty. 462 00:46:53,793 --> 00:46:56,462 He's still alive, Betty. 463 00:46:56,897 --> 00:47:00,699 Still alive! How can that be? 464 00:47:00,701 --> 00:47:04,136 Oh, this is bad. This is very bad. 465 00:47:04,138 --> 00:47:06,071 Your clothes are black. 466 00:47:06,073 --> 00:47:09,107 Oh, the council will not be pleased. 467 00:47:09,109 --> 00:47:11,976 Uh, but, Betty, do they have to know? 468 00:47:11,978 --> 00:47:15,547 He's supposed to be dead. I am responsible. 469 00:47:15,549 --> 00:47:20,785 Nyah! He, alone, can disrupt the Evil Council's plan. 470 00:47:20,787 --> 00:47:25,156 Him and that infernal Tonguey! Eh, red clothes! 471 00:47:25,158 --> 00:47:26,791 Uh, Master Betty, 472 00:47:26,793 --> 00:47:32,029 might I inquire, what is the Evil Council's plan? 473 00:47:32,031 --> 00:47:34,598 Huh! It is evil. 474 00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:37,968 My, it is so evil! 475 00:47:37,970 --> 00:47:40,737 It is a bad, bad plan... 476 00:47:40,739 --> 00:47:43,941 that will hurt many people... 477 00:47:43,943 --> 00:47:45,541 that are good. 478 00:47:45,543 --> 00:47:48,544 I think it's great, 'cause it's so bad. 479 00:47:48,546 --> 00:47:50,746 I-I see... I think. 480 00:47:50,748 --> 00:47:55,685 But, Master Betty, what of the Chosen One? 481 00:47:55,687 --> 00:47:57,054 Hmm. 482 00:47:57,056 --> 00:48:01,223 I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. 483 00:48:01,225 --> 00:48:05,560 Hmm, like with... with a rock or something. 484 00:48:05,562 --> 00:48:07,697 Like a... like a stone. 485 00:48:11,167 --> 00:48:13,734 ♪ We are both ventriloquists ♪ 486 00:48:13,736 --> 00:48:15,470 ♪ Ventriloquists Ventriloquists ♪ 487 00:48:15,472 --> 00:48:18,907 ♪ We are both ventriloquists and we practice every day ♪ 488 00:48:18,909 --> 00:48:21,509 He carries the basket. He carries the paper roller. 489 00:48:21,511 --> 00:48:22,610 ♪ And we don't have cysts ♪ 490 00:48:22,612 --> 00:48:26,047 ♪ But there is one thing that's for sure, my friends We are ventriloquists ♪ 491 00:48:26,049 --> 00:48:28,816 Yaah! Hmm. 492 00:48:28,818 --> 00:48:32,219 Have you seen him before? Never! 493 00:48:32,221 --> 00:48:35,456 Ventriloquists, huh? 494 00:48:35,925 --> 00:48:39,492 Nyah, nyah, nyah! 495 00:48:40,463 --> 00:48:44,030 You know the location of the Chosen One. Where is he? 496 00:48:44,032 --> 00:48:48,468 On the life of my dummy, I swear this... 497 00:48:48,470 --> 00:48:51,871 I'll never tell you where he is! 498 00:48:55,275 --> 00:48:59,245 I am the Chosen One, outside the wall! Yeah, the wall! 499 00:48:59,247 --> 00:49:04,183 Your mouth tricks will not work on me, ventriloquists. 500 00:49:04,918 --> 00:49:09,087 And so began Betty's killing spree. 501 00:49:09,089 --> 00:49:13,559 No one was safe. Ouchie! 502 00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,094 Aiding the Chosen One... 503 00:49:16,096 --> 00:49:20,666 became an offense punishable by death. 504 00:49:20,668 --> 00:49:23,502 Hmm. Orson. 505 00:49:23,504 --> 00:49:26,203 Welles. 506 00:49:26,872 --> 00:49:31,609 ♪ We are both ventriloquists ♪ 507 00:49:31,611 --> 00:49:35,513 ♪ But now we're upside down ♪ 508 00:49:35,515 --> 00:49:38,950 I swing a bit more. I swing a bit less. 509 00:49:38,952 --> 00:49:42,218 ♪ But we both swing if you know... ♪ 510 00:49:42,220 --> 00:49:44,621 - Got ya. - Whee-oh! 511 00:49:44,623 --> 00:49:48,525 What? Please! Hold still, ma'am. Here she is, Betty. 512 00:49:48,527 --> 00:49:52,063 The Chosen One disappeared last night. 513 00:49:52,065 --> 00:49:55,098 - What have you done with him? - Funny. 514 00:49:55,100 --> 00:49:58,034 I thought you could tell me. 515 00:49:58,036 --> 00:50:00,870 Hmm. In your dreams. Whee-oh! 516 00:50:00,872 --> 00:50:02,839 Hmm! 517 00:50:02,841 --> 00:50:07,577 I like 'em feisty. 518 00:50:07,579 --> 00:50:11,146 You disgust me. Whee-oh-oh-oh! 519 00:50:11,148 --> 00:50:14,683 Ee-oh, whee-oh, pee-oh, ee-oh, pee-oh! 520 00:50:14,685 --> 00:50:17,186 Whee! 521 00:50:23,027 --> 00:50:24,993 Whee! Ohh! 522 00:50:24,995 --> 00:50:27,329 She hit me, Betty. No! 523 00:50:27,331 --> 00:50:30,798 Go follow her, then save her... 524 00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:32,734 for me. 525 00:50:39,808 --> 00:50:43,145 ♪ Ah, chicken go cluck-cluck Cow go moo ♪ 526 00:50:43,147 --> 00:50:46,314 ♪ Piggy go... How 'bout you ♪ 527 00:50:46,316 --> 00:50:51,284 ♪ Gonna be an animal just like you... ♪ 528 00:50:51,286 --> 00:50:54,056 Coo-coo! Coo-coo! 529 00:50:57,759 --> 00:51:01,262 I'm just a birdy too. 530 00:51:02,029 --> 00:51:05,799 Uh-huh? Uh-huh? 531 00:51:05,966 --> 00:51:07,734 ♪ Lemurs go... ♪ 532 00:51:07,736 --> 00:51:11,873 ♪ Ostrich go baah Koalas go... ♪ 533 00:51:11,875 --> 00:51:14,241 - Huh? - Yaah! 534 00:51:14,243 --> 00:51:17,309 - Hit it! ♪ I like big butts and I cannot lie ♪ 535 00:51:17,311 --> 00:51:19,045 ♪ You other brothers can't deny ♪ 536 00:51:19,047 --> 00:51:23,615 ♪ 'Cause I'm long and I'm strong and I'm down to get the friction on ♪ 537 00:51:23,617 --> 00:51:25,285 ♪ Self-sprung wanna pull out top ♪ 538 00:51:25,287 --> 00:51:27,320 ♪ 'Cause you noticed that butt was stuffed ♪ 539 00:51:27,322 --> 00:51:31,091 ♪ Use me, use me 'cause you ain't that average groupie ♪ 540 00:51:31,093 --> 00:51:33,559 ♪ Baby got back ♪ 541 00:51:34,226 --> 00:51:36,895 ♪ Baby got back ♪ 542 00:51:36,897 --> 00:51:40,064 Okay, so here were my options. 543 00:51:40,066 --> 00:51:43,702 "A," quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, 544 00:51:43,704 --> 00:51:46,605 then take him out with a spinning back kick. 545 00:51:46,607 --> 00:51:49,407 Or "B," take the claw in the face, 546 00:51:49,409 --> 00:51:53,211 then roll on the ground and die. 547 00:51:53,213 --> 00:51:55,680 Hmm. Should have gone with "A." 548 00:51:55,682 --> 00:52:00,250 ♪ Don't want none unless you got buns, honey ♪ 549 00:52:06,225 --> 00:52:09,627 That's right! Follow me! 550 00:52:11,029 --> 00:52:12,895 Right into my trap! 551 00:52:27,211 --> 00:52:30,780 You go that way. I'll go home. 552 00:52:36,853 --> 00:52:39,922 Hmm? Hmm? 553 00:52:45,228 --> 00:52:47,996 Huh? 554 00:52:47,998 --> 00:52:49,431 Hmm? 555 00:52:49,433 --> 00:52:53,201 Oh! Chosen One! 556 00:52:55,372 --> 00:52:57,272 Ling? Hurry! 557 00:52:57,274 --> 00:53:00,875 - I'm coming! - Chosen One! 558 00:53:00,877 --> 00:53:03,043 I'm coming! 559 00:53:03,045 --> 00:53:04,946 Chosen One! 560 00:53:04,948 --> 00:53:07,114 I'm coming! 561 00:53:07,116 --> 00:53:09,016 Chosen One! 562 00:53:09,018 --> 00:53:11,385 I'm coming! 563 00:53:43,383 --> 00:53:45,818 Go get some snacks. 564 00:53:45,820 --> 00:53:49,321 Perhaps a carbonated soda. 565 00:53:50,056 --> 00:53:53,191 I hope they have Icees! 566 00:53:53,193 --> 00:53:56,795 I've chosen the large tub. 567 00:53:57,196 --> 00:54:00,165 My nipples look like Milk Duds. 568 00:54:00,167 --> 00:54:04,136 I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn, 569 00:54:04,138 --> 00:54:06,470 and it's non-dairy. 570 00:54:15,048 --> 00:54:18,815 I... will... not... be stopped... 571 00:54:18,817 --> 00:54:20,518 by a tiny net! 572 00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:23,521 I'll reverse the capture method, 573 00:54:23,523 --> 00:54:25,790 and yaah... free. 574 00:54:25,792 --> 00:54:28,225 Now I have to find Ling. 575 00:54:28,227 --> 00:54:30,361 Ling! 576 00:54:33,932 --> 00:54:36,066 Wimp Lo? 577 00:54:36,068 --> 00:54:39,069 Chosen One. 578 00:54:40,538 --> 00:54:43,106 Huh? Master! 579 00:54:43,108 --> 00:54:47,078 - Chosen One. - Oh, Master. 580 00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:49,846 Do I look all right? 581 00:54:49,848 --> 00:54:52,414 Uh, yeah, sure. 582 00:54:52,416 --> 00:54:55,450 O-On a scale from one to ten... 583 00:54:56,453 --> 00:54:58,520 Uh... one. 584 00:54:58,522 --> 00:55:02,392 Come. C-Come closer, please. 585 00:55:03,093 --> 00:55:05,593 Listen and listen well. 586 00:55:05,595 --> 00:55:10,065 I really like the band 'N Sync. 587 00:55:10,067 --> 00:55:13,601 My favorite member is Harpo. 588 00:55:13,603 --> 00:55:16,070 I think there's a Harpo. 589 00:55:16,072 --> 00:55:18,374 If not, there should be. 590 00:55:18,376 --> 00:55:21,142 I will write their next hit, maybe. 591 00:55:21,144 --> 00:55:25,046 ♪ A-boom-boom chickie-chickie boom-boom boom-chickie ♪ 592 00:55:25,048 --> 00:55:26,948 ♪ Chaka-chaka-choo-choo ♪ 593 00:55:26,950 --> 00:55:32,252 By the way, you must be wary of Betty's iron claws. 594 00:55:32,254 --> 00:55:34,522 They are sharp, and they hurt. 595 00:55:34,524 --> 00:55:38,960 And beware his song about big butts. 596 00:55:38,962 --> 00:55:42,396 He beats you up while he plays it! 597 00:55:42,398 --> 00:55:46,065 Master, no! 598 00:55:46,067 --> 00:55:48,434 Chosen. Huh? 599 00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:53,407 Huh? 600 00:55:53,409 --> 00:55:55,541 Ling! 601 00:55:57,178 --> 00:56:01,414 Chosen One, I'm... dying. 602 00:56:01,416 --> 00:56:03,215 No. Please. 603 00:56:03,217 --> 00:56:05,952 Remember, 604 00:56:05,954 --> 00:56:07,987 I will always... 605 00:56:07,989 --> 00:56:10,989 love... you. 606 00:56:10,991 --> 00:56:14,325 Whee! Ee-ee! 607 00:56:16,329 --> 00:56:18,463 Ling! Ohh! 608 00:56:18,465 --> 00:56:21,231 Huh? 609 00:56:21,233 --> 00:56:25,070 Dog! 610 00:56:25,072 --> 00:56:27,272 Oh, it's okay, boy. 611 00:56:29,643 --> 00:56:33,912 - No, it's not. Huh? - Chosen One. 612 00:56:36,915 --> 00:56:38,650 Master! 613 00:56:38,652 --> 00:56:41,118 Oh, Master. 614 00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:42,520 You're alive. 615 00:56:42,522 --> 00:56:47,291 I only did this... 616 00:56:47,658 --> 00:56:51,628 That doesn't mean a person is dead. 617 00:56:51,630 --> 00:56:54,097 Chosen. Huh? 618 00:56:59,236 --> 00:57:02,371 Ling! Chosen One. 619 00:57:02,373 --> 00:57:04,373 Why did you run off? 620 00:57:04,375 --> 00:57:06,709 Why did you leave me? 621 00:57:06,711 --> 00:57:09,512 But I thought... Huh? 622 00:57:10,580 --> 00:57:13,648 Oh, dog! You're alive! 623 00:57:13,650 --> 00:57:19,421 Hey, if you're all alive, then surely Wimp Lo... 624 00:57:19,423 --> 00:57:23,191 Wimp! 625 00:57:25,496 --> 00:57:27,628 Oh. 626 00:57:30,199 --> 00:57:32,167 Betty has gone too far. 627 00:57:32,169 --> 00:57:35,102 Killing is wrong... and bad. 628 00:57:35,104 --> 00:57:38,105 There should be a new, stronger word for killing... 629 00:57:38,107 --> 00:57:41,408 like "badwrong" or "badong." 630 00:57:41,410 --> 00:57:44,646 Yes, killing is "badong." 631 00:57:44,648 --> 00:57:50,384 From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing, 632 00:57:50,386 --> 00:57:52,319 "gnodab." 633 00:57:55,258 --> 00:57:57,291 Excuse me, kind blacksmith. 634 00:57:57,293 --> 00:58:00,759 Do you know where I can find little, silver, triangular pyramid caps... 635 00:58:00,761 --> 00:58:06,432 - roughly an inch and a half in diameter? - Right here in my hand. 636 00:58:23,019 --> 00:58:25,350 Yaah! 637 00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:37,429 Betty's protective caps were the source of his power. 638 00:58:37,431 --> 00:58:42,501 In order to defeat him, they would have to be removed. 639 00:58:42,503 --> 00:58:45,170 Chosen One tried and tried, 640 00:58:45,172 --> 00:58:49,041 but they were too smooth to pull and pointy. 641 00:58:49,043 --> 00:58:52,411 So they would, like, poke your hands... 642 00:58:52,413 --> 00:58:55,112 if you didn't get it just right. 643 00:58:55,114 --> 00:59:00,384 So he got frustrated, as any one of us would. 644 00:59:09,762 --> 00:59:15,265 Okay, maybe a little more than any one of us would. 645 00:59:18,301 --> 00:59:21,771 I'll never be able to do it, ever! 646 00:59:23,575 --> 00:59:26,176 Don't look at me! 647 00:59:30,313 --> 00:59:34,550 Your hands... let me see. 648 00:59:48,464 --> 00:59:50,632 It hurts? 649 01:00:00,175 --> 01:00:02,543 How 'bout now? 650 01:00:09,517 --> 01:00:11,585 And now? 651 01:00:21,429 --> 01:00:23,529 And this? 652 01:00:23,531 --> 01:00:27,466 You broke a thermometer in my hands. 653 01:00:32,442 --> 01:00:36,075 Rub it all in my hair. 654 01:00:41,582 --> 01:00:46,652 You just get stranger and stranger and stranger. 655 01:00:46,654 --> 01:00:50,423 Your hands... How are they now? 656 01:00:50,425 --> 01:00:54,559 I don't know. They feel like they're on fire. 657 01:00:55,528 --> 01:00:57,095 Huh. 658 01:00:57,097 --> 01:01:01,399 So you really think that's hot? 659 01:01:01,401 --> 01:01:04,302 'Cause I'll show you hot. 660 01:01:09,342 --> 01:01:11,141 Now try. 661 01:01:32,562 --> 01:01:34,764 You have helped me reach the next level. 662 01:01:34,766 --> 01:01:39,670 And here I was starting to think you were just a sadistic psycho bitch. 663 01:01:45,376 --> 01:01:48,944 So, what you... what you guys doing later, huh? 664 01:01:48,946 --> 01:01:51,580 I was just going to hang out, but... 665 01:01:51,582 --> 01:01:54,785 maybe we could get a pizza or, you know, 666 01:01:54,787 --> 01:01:57,586 scam some chicks or something, right? 667 01:01:57,588 --> 01:02:00,555 'Cause, um, I don't know... 668 01:02:03,326 --> 01:02:06,862 I do like the ladies, you know. I do like 'em. 669 01:02:06,864 --> 01:02:10,799 Hmm, I like-a them, and they like-a me back. 670 01:02:10,801 --> 01:02:13,367 Master Betty, my compliments. 671 01:02:13,369 --> 01:02:15,504 That tiny net was surefire. 672 01:02:15,506 --> 01:02:19,607 Hmm, yes, a tiny net is a death sentence. 673 01:02:19,609 --> 01:02:21,776 It's a net, and it's tiny. 674 01:02:21,778 --> 01:02:25,647 Sure. At this very moment, he's out in a field, 675 01:02:25,649 --> 01:02:26,982 rotting like a papaya, 676 01:02:26,984 --> 01:02:30,484 while we're in here, cozy and enjoying the good life. 677 01:02:37,291 --> 01:02:39,826 Huh? 678 01:02:39,828 --> 01:02:41,761 Oh? 679 01:02:41,763 --> 01:02:44,865 Oh, man! 680 01:02:44,867 --> 01:02:47,734 This is all I need. 681 01:02:54,574 --> 01:02:58,311 Hmm. Hmm. 682 01:03:01,382 --> 01:03:04,783 Uh, E-Evil Council? 683 01:03:05,451 --> 01:03:09,587 I-I, uh, got-got your message. 684 01:03:11,223 --> 01:03:13,891 Hello? 685 01:03:13,893 --> 01:03:18,931 N-Now batting, Mike Piazza! 686 01:03:21,602 --> 01:03:24,836 Whoa. Oh, s-sorry, Evil Council. 687 01:03:24,838 --> 01:03:27,673 I-It's just echoey, and I... 688 01:03:29,609 --> 01:03:32,578 No, that-that is not possible. 689 01:03:32,580 --> 01:03:35,813 Not again. He has to be dead. 690 01:03:35,815 --> 01:03:38,549 No, no. 691 01:03:38,551 --> 01:03:40,050 I can handle him, 692 01:03:40,052 --> 01:03:44,589 but, of course, welcome your assistance. 693 01:03:46,792 --> 01:03:50,328 So he's at the temple. 694 01:03:50,330 --> 01:03:53,264 Thank you, Evil Council. 695 01:03:53,266 --> 01:03:56,233 This guy is toast. 696 01:04:02,672 --> 01:04:05,608 Tell me... what you're thinking. 697 01:04:05,610 --> 01:04:09,479 Of how best to deal with Betty. 698 01:04:10,013 --> 01:04:13,549 But you've mastered your technique. 699 01:04:13,551 --> 01:04:17,019 You should be able to beat him now. 700 01:04:17,021 --> 01:04:19,588 I'm sorry? 701 01:04:19,590 --> 01:04:22,791 But you mastered your technique. 702 01:04:22,793 --> 01:04:25,594 You should be able to beat him now. 703 01:04:25,596 --> 01:04:30,398 I got everything but the last part, through "you should be able." 704 01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:33,800 You should be able to beat him now. 705 01:04:33,802 --> 01:04:36,939 Perhaps, but wooden dummies don't fight back. 706 01:04:36,941 --> 01:04:40,942 While I'm ripping out the caps, I'm completely defenseless. 707 01:04:40,944 --> 01:04:44,444 For instance, the first move could be like this. 708 01:04:44,446 --> 01:04:50,083 I could leap like a freak, then throw in a back-snapping eel strike. 709 01:04:50,085 --> 01:04:52,886 But he'd have a clear shot at my ribs. 710 01:04:52,888 --> 01:04:57,257 I could always pretend I'm a bird. 711 01:04:57,759 --> 01:05:03,363 But that would just look stupid and leave my small, sensitive balls completely exposed. 712 01:05:03,365 --> 01:05:08,600 The best approach would be to go for both caps at once. 713 01:05:11,806 --> 01:05:14,906 No matter what the tactic, they all have a flaw. 714 01:05:14,908 --> 01:05:18,110 You should be able to beat him now! 715 01:05:18,112 --> 01:05:23,014 No matter. I think I have an idea. 716 01:05:26,554 --> 01:05:28,788 We're children! 717 01:05:28,790 --> 01:05:32,390 We're children! We're children! 718 01:05:32,392 --> 01:05:34,794 We're children! We're children! 719 01:05:34,796 --> 01:05:38,862 - I'll take a pound of nuts. - That's a lot of nuts! 720 01:05:43,570 --> 01:05:48,506 That'll be four bucks, baby! You want fries with that? 721 01:05:59,851 --> 01:06:03,687 He just left with nuts! 722 01:06:26,844 --> 01:06:30,780 I know you're here. 723 01:06:30,782 --> 01:06:33,116 My name's Betty. Nyah! 724 01:06:33,118 --> 01:06:35,818 Huh? 725 01:06:40,056 --> 01:06:42,457 Yaah! 726 01:06:42,459 --> 01:06:44,792 Waah! Shirt ripper! 727 01:06:46,162 --> 01:06:48,530 Hit it. 728 01:06:52,469 --> 01:06:57,838 ♪ There's got to be a morning after ♪ 729 01:07:04,011 --> 01:07:06,480 ♪ Whoa, Black Betty ♪ Hmm? 730 01:07:06,482 --> 01:07:08,150 ♪ Whoa, Black Betty ♪ 731 01:07:08,152 --> 01:07:11,986 ♪ Whoa, whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 732 01:07:11,988 --> 01:07:15,755 ♪ Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam Whoa, Black Betty bam-ba-lam ♪ 733 01:07:15,757 --> 01:07:17,791 ♪ Black Betty had a child bam-ba-lam ♪ 734 01:07:17,793 --> 01:07:21,861 ♪ The damn thing gone wild bam-ba-lam ♪ 735 01:07:26,467 --> 01:07:30,502 Hmm, I could dance like that... 736 01:07:30,504 --> 01:07:32,471 if I felt like it. 737 01:07:32,473 --> 01:07:34,606 You killed my family, 738 01:07:34,608 --> 01:07:38,712 and I don't like that kind of thing. 739 01:07:42,283 --> 01:07:45,617 - Oh, goodness! - ♪ Whoa, Black Betty bam-ba-lam ♪ 740 01:07:45,619 --> 01:07:47,953 ♪ Whoa, Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 741 01:07:47,955 --> 01:07:49,988 ♪ Black Betty Bam-ba-lam ♪ 742 01:07:49,990 --> 01:07:54,727 ♪ Bam-ba-lam Bam-ba-lam ♪ 743 01:07:54,729 --> 01:07:57,863 ♪ Bam-ba-lam, whoa, whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ - My undies. 744 01:07:57,865 --> 01:08:00,999 ♪ Black Betty, bam-ba-lam Black Betty got a child ♪ 745 01:08:01,001 --> 01:08:04,502 ♪ Bam-ba-lam Damn thing's gone wild Bam-ba-lam ♪ 746 01:08:06,704 --> 01:08:10,174 Eh? Oh, doggie hump. 747 01:08:16,482 --> 01:08:21,118 And then all hell broke loose. 748 01:08:35,065 --> 01:08:38,769 Oh, yes, the council. 749 01:08:38,770 --> 01:08:41,637 Ho-ho! 750 01:08:47,611 --> 01:08:50,146 Yes, the Evil Council... 751 01:08:50,148 --> 01:08:52,581 are aliens. 752 01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:12,032 They're French. 753 01:09:12,034 --> 01:09:17,606 Ha-ha-ha! Stinky pits and all, baby! 754 01:09:19,341 --> 01:09:22,943 Okay, fire me up. 755 01:09:25,413 --> 01:09:28,315 Oh, yes! Ha ha ha! 756 01:09:28,317 --> 01:09:30,617 Ha ha! 757 01:09:34,990 --> 01:09:37,258 Oh, God. 758 01:09:37,260 --> 01:09:41,094 Hmm, as you've probably concluded, 759 01:09:41,096 --> 01:09:43,263 the Evil Council is based in France... 760 01:09:43,265 --> 01:09:48,334 and will soon rise to world domination. 761 01:09:51,039 --> 01:09:54,907 Enjoy the paralyzer! 762 01:09:54,909 --> 01:09:57,977 Huh? 763 01:09:58,879 --> 01:10:01,112 Another paralyzer! 764 01:10:12,191 --> 01:10:14,960 Say good night, floppy. 765 01:10:23,336 --> 01:10:25,769 Hmm. 766 01:10:30,677 --> 01:10:33,344 Your booties. 767 01:10:46,225 --> 01:10:50,693 Do it for your family, and so I can be in the sequel. 768 01:10:50,695 --> 01:10:55,698 Stars above. Aliens. Was I right or what? 769 01:10:55,700 --> 01:10:59,669 Oh, you need to open your mouth. 770 01:11:12,415 --> 01:11:15,083 Sacrebleu! 771 01:11:20,291 --> 01:11:22,023 Uh... Huh? 772 01:11:22,025 --> 01:11:25,326 Oh, no, guys. Come on! 773 01:11:59,093 --> 01:12:03,463 Ouch. I fell and hurt my tummy. 774 01:12:14,841 --> 01:12:16,141 Thank you, squirrel friend. 775 01:12:16,143 --> 01:12:20,212 Your soft, cushy body helped absorb the force of his blow. 776 01:12:20,214 --> 01:12:24,049 Now, for my part of the bargain. 777 01:12:34,060 --> 01:12:36,395 Chosen One! 778 01:12:39,966 --> 01:12:41,500 Chosen! 779 01:12:41,502 --> 01:12:46,203 Whee! Whee! Whee! 780 01:12:49,008 --> 01:12:51,209 Chosen, you're alive. 781 01:12:51,211 --> 01:12:55,847 It's okay, Ling. There's nothing to worry about anymore. 782 01:12:55,849 --> 01:12:58,915 That's what he thought. 783 01:13:22,206 --> 01:13:25,007 What is your purpose? 784 01:13:28,212 --> 01:13:31,012 Whee-ohh! 785 01:13:45,062 --> 01:13:48,829 Hmm. I see you brought your friends this time. 786 01:13:58,975 --> 01:14:02,877 ♪ Whoo ♪ 787 01:14:10,552 --> 01:14:13,988 You mustn't. You are not ready. 788 01:14:21,329 --> 01:14:23,896 Rub it all in my hair. 789 01:14:40,080 --> 01:14:44,516 Let me know if you see a Radio Shack. 790 01:14:44,518 --> 01:14:48,321 He has great powers and is well protected by the Evil Council. 791 01:14:49,356 --> 01:14:53,425 He has great powers and is well protected by the Evil Council. 792 01:14:57,096 --> 01:14:59,164 And playback. 793 01:14:59,166 --> 01:15:02,133 That's a lot of nuts! 794 01:15:04,505 --> 01:15:09,307 That... Why don't you turn it down a little bit? 795 01:15:09,309 --> 01:15:12,443 Open your mouth. 796 01:15:13,478 --> 01:15:15,211 Yea-yea! 797 01:15:15,213 --> 01:15:20,385 Okay, cut. I-I can't work with this thing. 798 01:15:22,487 --> 01:15:24,088 Yea-yea! 799 01:15:24,090 --> 01:15:29,893 At least the winking... the winking has to stop. Stop the-- 800 01:15:32,029 --> 01:15:34,229 Yea-yea! 801 01:15:34,231 --> 01:15:36,165 Look, I'll get some tweezers... 802 01:15:36,167 --> 01:15:39,270 and choke you with a cotton ball, you son of a... 803 01:15:41,173 --> 01:15:44,607 Okay, I'm gonna need a cup. 804 01:15:51,881 --> 01:15:55,018 Up and over! 805 01:15:59,123 --> 01:16:01,390 And now he's dead. 806 01:16:01,392 --> 01:16:04,525 Oh, jeez. I forgot my line again. 807 01:16:04,527 --> 01:16:07,361 I think it's... 808 01:16:07,363 --> 01:16:11,934 Oh, thank you. 809 01:16:16,105 --> 01:16:20,208 Oh. 810 01:16:20,476 --> 01:16:24,010 You don't seem too sweaty... 811 01:16:37,526 --> 01:16:41,995 ♪ Be the Chosen One ♪ 812 01:16:45,433 --> 01:16:47,700 No, don't do that. It hurts. 813 01:16:47,702 --> 01:16:50,670 Cut! Cut! 814 01:16:50,672 --> 01:16:52,605 The director said cut. 815 01:16:52,607 --> 01:16:55,141 You should stop that now. 816 01:16:55,143 --> 01:16:56,709 Yeah, I'm aware of that. 817 01:16:56,711 --> 01:17:01,414 I'm rehearsing. You know... Rehearse. 818 01:17:01,416 --> 01:17:03,716 From this day forward, 819 01:17:03,718 --> 01:17:08,053 you will all refer to me by the game... 820 01:17:08,054 --> 01:17:11,956 Oh, jeez. Did I say "game"? 821 01:17:11,958 --> 01:17:15,361 It was a long day. 822 01:20:57,207 --> 01:21:00,240 Hey, is someone going to come get me? 823 01:21:00,242 --> 01:21:03,743 There's like a hawk or something. 824 01:21:04,712 --> 01:21:08,349 Oh, dear. That's not good. 825 01:21:08,351 --> 01:21:09,684 Um, Mr. Hawk, 826 01:21:09,686 --> 01:21:14,387 could you please, uh, stop with the leg-eating? 827 01:21:14,389 --> 01:21:18,625 Oh, my. Hey, it's not funny. 57398

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