Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:37,592 --> 00:00:39,060
NAOMI: You guys are beautiful.
2
00:00:39,127 --> 00:00:40,629
(GUITAR PLAYING)
3
00:00:44,032 --> 00:00:49,005
♪ There was a time before there was no hate in men
4
00:00:49,071 --> 00:00:53,910
♪ Everybody standing tall, everybody holding hands
5
00:00:53,976 --> 00:00:58,782
♪ Someone got jealous and they let go
6
00:00:58,849 --> 00:01:03,987
♪ Lost the wings and fell down into the echo
7
00:01:04,054 --> 00:01:06,856
♪ It was when the angel fell
8
00:01:06,923 --> 00:01:09,292
♪ When the angel fell ♪ Oh
9
00:01:09,358 --> 00:01:11,360
♪ It was when the angel fell ♪ Oh
10
00:01:11,427 --> 00:01:13,997
BOTH: ♪ Oh, when the angel fell
11
00:01:14,064 --> 00:01:19,002
♪ All those who follow, they were so angry
12
00:01:19,069 --> 00:01:23,140
♪ Pain and war came from the powers of jealousy
13
00:01:23,207 --> 00:01:28,179
♪ And then like a train into the night
14
00:01:28,246 --> 00:01:33,484
♪ There was now a world with the absence of light
15
00:01:33,551 --> 00:01:35,853
♪ It was when the angel fell ♪ Oh
16
00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:37,855
BOTH: ♪ Oh, when the angel fell
17
00:01:38,790 --> 00:01:41,093
♪ Oh, oh, oh
18
00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:43,062
♪ Oh, when the angel fell (CELL PHONE BUZZES)
19
00:01:43,128 --> 00:01:48,267
♪ The orchestra of color now had a shadow
20
00:01:48,334 --> 00:01:53,205
♪ Rain and hurricane Oh, how the winds they blow
21
00:01:53,272 --> 00:01:57,877
♪ Thanks to the ego now people cry
22
00:01:57,944 --> 00:02:00,113
♪ Don't you fall in love with a demon
23
00:02:00,180 --> 00:02:03,215
♪ Though they live they've already died
24
00:02:03,282 --> 00:02:05,718
♪ It was when the angel fell ♪ Oh
25
00:02:05,784 --> 00:02:07,753
BOTH: ♪ Oh, oh, oh
26
00:02:07,820 --> 00:02:10,156
♪ It was when the angel fell
27
00:02:10,223 --> 00:02:12,525
♪ Oh, when the angel fell ♪ Oh
28
00:02:14,060 --> 00:02:18,832
♪ Thanks to the angel who let go
29
00:02:18,898 --> 00:02:23,004
♪ Lost their wings and fell down into the echo
30
00:02:23,070 --> 00:02:27,241
♪ They'll tell you that it's the only way to be
31
00:02:27,308 --> 00:02:29,844
♪ But they live their lives with invisible chains
32
00:02:29,910 --> 00:02:32,246
♪ No, they don't live free
33
00:02:32,313 --> 00:02:34,215
♪ Yeah, they live their lives with invisible chains
34
00:02:34,282 --> 00:02:36,317
♪ They don't live free
35
00:02:36,385 --> 00:02:38,620
♪ Like you and me
36
00:02:38,687 --> 00:02:43,659
♪ The angel who let go and fell into the echo
37
00:02:43,725 --> 00:02:46,028
♪ Echo, echo ♪
38
00:02:46,094 --> 00:02:48,096
WOMAN: Whoo! Yeah!
39
00:02:48,163 --> 00:02:49,598
Yeah! (ALL APPLAUDING)
40
00:02:50,566 --> 00:02:52,335
LEIA: Thanks, you guys.
41
00:02:52,402 --> 00:02:54,370
Gosh! Yeah, we should walk over a bridge or something.
42
00:02:54,437 --> 00:02:56,172
Oh, my God. Such an awesome idea.
43
00:02:56,239 --> 00:02:57,906
You guys are so money.
44
00:02:57,973 --> 00:02:59,841
Oh, wow, thank you.
45
00:02:59,908 --> 00:03:01,376
You know, what I loved was when it was like the orchestra...
46
00:03:01,443 --> 00:03:03,412
Hey... BOTH: Oh, my God!
47
00:03:03,478 --> 00:03:05,114
Hey! Oh!
48
00:03:06,349 --> 00:03:07,984
Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
49
00:03:08,051 --> 00:03:09,952
Was it too long?
50
00:03:10,019 --> 00:03:11,621
Are you kidding me? No, we could've watched you guys all night.
51
00:03:11,688 --> 00:03:13,222
It was unbelievable. Really magical.
52
00:03:13,289 --> 00:03:14,824
(GASPS) Oh, my gosh, you guys.
53
00:03:14,891 --> 00:03:16,359
Cool. Cool. Thank you so much for coming.
54
00:03:16,426 --> 00:03:18,227
We're so happy you're here.
55
00:03:18,295 --> 00:03:20,431
We could tell you spent a lot of time on it. It was great.
56
00:03:21,432 --> 00:03:23,534
Thank you. We did.
57
00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:25,836
Harper, I love that I can invite you somewhere,
58
00:03:25,903 --> 00:03:27,638
and then Allie's gonna come, too.
59
00:03:27,705 --> 00:03:29,406
Yeah. You guys are more twin-like than us.
60
00:03:29,473 --> 00:03:32,877
Oh, that's cute. And not true.
61
00:03:32,944 --> 00:03:35,413
We would be enemies if we didn't have to be best friends.
62
00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:37,048
ALLIE: Aw. Yeah.
63
00:03:37,115 --> 00:03:40,418
I love this girl, but I would kill her. Ah!
64
00:03:40,485 --> 00:03:42,087
So, Harper, what have you been working on?
65
00:03:42,153 --> 00:03:45,090
Oh, my gosh. A lot of stuff going on right now.
66
00:03:45,156 --> 00:03:46,425
It's kinda crazy, yeah.
67
00:03:46,492 --> 00:03:47,993
But you have to keep us posted
68
00:03:48,060 --> 00:03:49,795
on when you're gonna have your work shown
69
00:03:49,862 --> 00:03:51,163
'cause I'm dying to see it. Yeah. Yeah.
70
00:03:51,230 --> 00:03:52,398
Just go for it, girl.
71
00:03:52,465 --> 00:03:54,232
Just go for it. Thanks.
72
00:03:54,299 --> 00:03:56,067
And if guys want any feedback on what you're working on,
73
00:03:56,134 --> 00:03:57,469
you know, you could always... Oh, yeah.
74
00:03:57,535 --> 00:03:59,471
That would be awesome.
75
00:03:59,537 --> 00:04:01,407
Thank you so much for coming. Yeah.
76
00:04:01,474 --> 00:04:04,043
I'm so happy to see you. I love it!
77
00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:05,711
(LAUGHING) Have fun!
78
00:04:05,778 --> 00:04:08,013
Cut me loose from these invisible chains! Oh!
79
00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:09,982
Oh, my God!
80
00:04:10,049 --> 00:04:11,283
Yay!
81
00:04:11,350 --> 00:04:12,852
Oh, my God! Yay!
82
00:04:12,918 --> 00:04:14,321
Oh, wow. My heart is beating so fast.
83
00:04:14,388 --> 00:04:15,856
Oh, wow.
84
00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:18,225
Hey, let's say hi to these guys first.
85
00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:19,860
They could be not terrible.
86
00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,595
I kinda just wanna go to bed.
87
00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:23,296
Then go to bed.
88
00:04:23,363 --> 00:04:27,067
RUSS: So, it's like one, two, four, five, six.
89
00:04:27,134 --> 00:04:29,337
It's almost September, can you believe it?
90
00:04:29,404 --> 00:04:30,972
Yeah, I know. We fucked up summer.
91
00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:32,673
Oh, we fucked up summer. We fucked it up, too.
92
00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:34,442
We haven't been to the beach at all.
93
00:04:34,509 --> 00:04:36,644
We're heading out to Fort Tilden tomorrow.
94
00:04:36,711 --> 00:04:40,014
Oh, that's so great! Fort Tilden is so awesome in that post-apocalyptic way.
95
00:04:40,081 --> 00:04:43,252
It's cool. You can just, like, drink there without anyone bothering you.
96
00:04:43,318 --> 00:04:45,254
We're coming with you.
97
00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:46,822
Uh, yeah. I mean, yeah. If you can make it. SAM: Yeah, it's cool.
98
00:04:46,889 --> 00:04:48,924
RUSS: Come check it out.
99
00:04:48,991 --> 00:04:50,625
I wish. I have to meet with my placement office tomorrow.
100
00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:52,527
Actually, I'm kinda dreading it. Ugh!
101
00:04:52,593 --> 00:04:53,961
RUSS: Your what?
102
00:04:54,028 --> 00:04:56,198
Oh, I'm going to the Peace Corps.
103
00:04:56,265 --> 00:04:58,300
She's leaving Williamsburg to go to the worst place in the world.
104
00:04:58,367 --> 00:05:01,370
It's not the worst place in the world. It's just Liberia.
105
00:05:01,437 --> 00:05:03,439
Oh, no. Liberia is the worst place in the world.
106
00:05:03,505 --> 00:05:05,073
Definitely a hundred percent, yeah.
107
00:05:05,140 --> 00:05:06,675
No, they sell human flesh on the streets there.
108
00:05:06,742 --> 00:05:08,610
It's like a goddamn horror show.
109
00:05:08,677 --> 00:05:11,347
I don't think that's true.
110
00:05:11,414 --> 00:05:13,016
SAM: No, it's so true.
111
00:05:13,082 --> 00:05:15,251
I mean, like, I have seen videos, you know...
112
00:05:15,318 --> 00:05:17,153
But that's not the point... The point is, you should
113
00:05:17,220 --> 00:05:19,088
definitely come to the beach with us tomorrow
114
00:05:19,155 --> 00:05:20,790
'cause, you know, you want one day of happiness
115
00:05:20,857 --> 00:05:22,459
before you spend the rest of your life
116
00:05:22,525 --> 00:05:24,195
just shitting up, like, malaria blood.
117
00:05:25,996 --> 00:05:28,699
Well, at least it's not waiting tables, right? (LAUGHS)
118
00:05:29,533 --> 00:05:31,001
RUSS: You wait tables?
119
00:05:31,068 --> 00:05:34,038
No, I don't, but I did, and never again.
120
00:05:34,104 --> 00:05:37,641
Um, but anyways, I'm so excited to be getting out of New York.
121
00:05:37,708 --> 00:05:39,711
I'm so done and I'm so ready.
122
00:05:39,778 --> 00:05:43,081
I hear that. I mean, come on, this isn't the only place there is.
123
00:05:43,148 --> 00:05:45,216
I cannot wait to get outta here.
124
00:05:45,282 --> 00:05:48,118
Oh, my God. You and me, we're getting too big for this city.
125
00:05:48,185 --> 00:05:50,955
RUSS: Right. Leave the bagels and the rats for these two suckers.
126
00:05:51,021 --> 00:05:53,091
(CHUCKLES)
127
00:05:53,158 --> 00:05:55,560
Well, I'm definitely going to the beach tomorrow. Plug in your number.
128
00:05:55,627 --> 00:05:57,829
All right. I guess that we might as well be in touch too,
129
00:05:57,896 --> 00:05:59,531
like, just in case.
130
00:05:59,598 --> 00:06:00,866
RUSS: Yeah, definitely, definitely.
131
00:06:00,932 --> 00:06:02,701
I mean, I could totally come.
132
00:06:02,767 --> 00:06:04,369
I'll just reschedule. That wouldn't be so bad.
133
00:06:04,436 --> 00:06:06,706
Yeah, reschedule. Take the day off. Why not?
134
00:06:06,772 --> 00:06:08,708
You know what would make it even better?
135
00:06:08,774 --> 00:06:10,243
If I brought some Molly.
136
00:06:11,511 --> 00:06:13,279
Oh... Wait. You can get Molly?
137
00:06:13,346 --> 00:06:15,715
Yeah, I am an artist.
138
00:06:15,781 --> 00:06:17,750
I'd actually... I'd really be into that.
139
00:06:17,817 --> 00:06:19,519
SAM: Yeah, sure. Definitely.
140
00:06:19,585 --> 00:06:21,722
I feel like you guys have never done Molly before.
141
00:06:21,788 --> 00:06:23,290
Have you never done Molly before?
142
00:06:23,357 --> 00:06:25,125
Uh, no. Never.
143
00:06:25,192 --> 00:06:27,461
I just... I like, I never find anyone to do it with me.
144
00:06:27,528 --> 00:06:30,597
Well, I've never met anyone who's done it, who hasn't loved it.
145
00:06:30,664 --> 00:06:32,499
It's very sensual.
146
00:06:32,566 --> 00:06:34,736
So you should be prepared for that.
147
00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:38,806
WOMAN: Hey! Excuse me!
148
00:06:38,873 --> 00:06:42,376
No. I can hear that shit from the 2nd floor! Okay?
149
00:06:42,442 --> 00:06:44,144
TWINS: Oh... WOMAN: Yeah.
150
00:06:44,211 --> 00:06:45,779
There's way too much noise going on right now.
151
00:06:45,846 --> 00:06:47,281
Oh... Like, way too much noise.
152
00:06:47,347 --> 00:06:49,217
Yeah. NAOMI: Okay, I'm so sorry.
153
00:06:49,284 --> 00:06:51,252
Other people have lives, you know. I'm so sorry.
154
00:06:51,319 --> 00:06:54,122
Yeah, like, I have a huge day tomorrow.
155
00:06:54,188 --> 00:06:55,623
I have to get LASIK in the morning
156
00:06:55,690 --> 00:06:57,825
and then I have an audition
157
00:06:57,892 --> 00:07:00,194
to be the crowd warmer for The View. Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
158
00:07:00,261 --> 00:07:01,696
So... Thank you so much for letting us know.
159
00:07:01,764 --> 00:07:03,499
Yeah. You're welcome. Yeah.
160
00:07:03,566 --> 00:07:05,601
This is not the night. Thank you for telling us.
161
00:07:05,668 --> 00:07:07,503
Okay? All right.
162
00:07:07,570 --> 00:07:10,906
This is not the night!
163
00:07:10,973 --> 00:07:12,775
Okay. Thank you!
164
00:07:12,841 --> 00:07:14,543
I'm so sorry. Thank you!
165
00:07:14,610 --> 00:07:17,247
I love... I love your night gown. Okay, thanks.
166
00:07:17,314 --> 00:07:18,882
LEIA: Oh! NAOMI: Oh, my God. Thank you.
167
00:07:18,949 --> 00:07:21,384
Okay, I'm so sorry, you guys. Um...
168
00:07:21,451 --> 00:07:23,320
Let's head back downstairs to the apartment... So sorry.
169
00:07:23,386 --> 00:07:26,523
...and maybe Naomi and I will do some...
170
00:07:26,590 --> 00:07:28,158
BOTH: Freestyling!
171
00:07:28,224 --> 00:07:30,461
NAOMI: Oh, my God. Isn't it fun? LEIA: Yeah.
172
00:07:30,528 --> 00:07:31,696
Do you guys live around here?
173
00:07:31,762 --> 00:07:33,364
You wanna share a cab?
174
00:07:33,431 --> 00:07:34,699
I mean, we're on the Upper West Side. Yeah.
175
00:07:34,765 --> 00:07:36,766
Oh, wow. Okay. Oh.
176
00:07:36,833 --> 00:07:38,902
Um, well, we'll see you tomorrow, then.
177
00:07:39,636 --> 00:07:41,204
Cool? Cool.
178
00:07:41,271 --> 00:07:42,806
Yeah. Definitely cool. Definitely, it's cool.
179
00:07:42,872 --> 00:07:44,175
Yeah. See you tomorrow. Okay.
180
00:07:44,241 --> 00:07:46,944
See ya later. Get home safely.
181
00:07:47,011 --> 00:07:51,182
Three hundred years ago, there were identical twins who forced their friends
182
00:07:51,248 --> 00:07:54,685
to an evening of terrible music that was instantly forgotten.
183
00:07:54,752 --> 00:07:56,654
They drowned in their own reflections
184
00:07:56,721 --> 00:07:59,124
and are not remembered today.
185
00:07:59,191 --> 00:08:01,660
Hey, how are we getting Molly?
186
00:08:01,727 --> 00:08:02,894
Benji will have it.
187
00:08:03,528 --> 00:08:06,431
Ugh! Great.
188
00:08:06,498 --> 00:08:10,235
This is so good, 'cause I need to fuck someone other than Benji.
189
00:08:10,302 --> 00:08:13,339
I like how Russ is so easy to entertain.
190
00:08:13,406 --> 00:08:17,310
He's, like, totally sweet and down to laugh.
191
00:08:17,377 --> 00:08:19,445
That's 'cause he's not trying to impress anyone.
192
00:08:19,512 --> 00:08:21,648
I'm just, like, a little bit afraid of my placement officer.
193
00:08:21,714 --> 00:08:25,218
She's a little bit too real.
194
00:08:25,284 --> 00:08:27,121
Then don't come. No, I wanna come.
195
00:08:27,187 --> 00:08:28,789
No, it's fine. You're counting on the Peace Corps
196
00:08:28,856 --> 00:08:30,257
to make all your memories for you,
197
00:08:30,324 --> 00:08:32,259
so why should you be alive right now?
198
00:08:33,860 --> 00:08:35,695
We deserve a day off.
199
00:08:39,566 --> 00:08:41,402
(ALARM CHIMING)
200
00:08:42,970 --> 00:08:44,204
(CHIMING STOPS)
201
00:08:44,271 --> 00:08:45,439
(EXHALES)
202
00:08:54,949 --> 00:08:56,418
(CLEARS THROAT)
203
00:09:01,823 --> 00:09:03,258
(EXHALES)
204
00:09:04,392 --> 00:09:05,827
(RINGING TONE)
205
00:09:08,297 --> 00:09:09,799
CABIRIA ON PHONE: Who is this?
206
00:09:09,865 --> 00:09:11,300
Oh, um...
207
00:09:11,367 --> 00:09:14,236
Hi, Cabiria, this is Allie Donahue.
208
00:09:14,303 --> 00:09:15,938
I'm the girl going to Liberia.
209
00:09:16,005 --> 00:09:17,606
We're supposed to have a meeting today.
210
00:09:17,673 --> 00:09:19,875
Yeah. Um... (CLEARS THROAT)
211
00:09:19,942 --> 00:09:21,778
I... I was just gonna leave you a message,
212
00:09:21,845 --> 00:09:23,046
but I'm glad that you're up.
213
00:09:23,113 --> 00:09:25,282
Uh, I'm feeling terrible.
214
00:09:25,348 --> 00:09:28,417
You're not calling in sick, are you?
215
00:09:28,484 --> 00:09:30,252
Uh, unfortunately, I am.
216
00:09:30,319 --> 00:09:32,254
I know it's terribly inconvenient...
217
00:09:32,321 --> 00:09:34,623
There's no time to reschedule.
218
00:09:34,690 --> 00:09:36,927
I'm here for 36 hours and we have a lot to go over.
219
00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:38,962
Okay, um...
220
00:09:39,029 --> 00:09:41,164
Okay, well. I just... I don't... I really don't wanna get you sick.
221
00:09:41,231 --> 00:09:43,934
I don't get sick.
222
00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,536
Can you be by a computer? We need to keep moving forward.
223
00:09:47,471 --> 00:09:48,972
Sure, absolutely.
224
00:09:49,039 --> 00:09:51,042
Yeah, I'll... I'll be home. Sick, so...
225
00:09:51,109 --> 00:09:54,245
Get your documents together and call me back.
226
00:09:54,312 --> 00:09:56,681
Okay. Um, can you tell me which documents?
227
00:09:56,748 --> 00:09:58,449
All of them.
228
00:09:58,516 --> 00:10:01,319
Of course. Yeah. All of them. Um, okay.
229
00:10:01,385 --> 00:10:03,789
Uh, thank you so much again, Cabiria.
230
00:10:03,856 --> 00:10:04,757
I really, really appreciate all of your...
231
00:10:04,823 --> 00:10:06,825
(HANGS UP)
232
00:10:06,892 --> 00:10:08,026
Oh.
233
00:10:08,627 --> 00:10:09,828
Okay.
234
00:10:09,895 --> 00:10:11,430
Oh, my God.
235
00:10:12,898 --> 00:10:14,399
Documents.
236
00:10:26,445 --> 00:10:28,480
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
237
00:10:28,547 --> 00:10:30,816
What are you doing? We're going to the beach!
238
00:10:30,883 --> 00:10:32,585
What time is it? It's beach time!
239
00:10:33,553 --> 00:10:34,954
It's not even day yet.
240
00:10:36,122 --> 00:10:37,323
That's the sun.
241
00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:41,895
Oh, come on, Harper. I took the day off, we said we'd get up early!
242
00:10:41,961 --> 00:10:43,730
Yeah, like 10!
243
00:10:43,797 --> 00:10:45,666
(SIGHS)
244
00:10:45,733 --> 00:10:47,902
Okay, I'll look up the ferry, but you need to get up.
245
00:10:48,969 --> 00:10:50,104
(DOOR CLOSES)
246
00:10:51,639 --> 00:10:52,606
Really?
247
00:10:56,877 --> 00:10:57,945
(GRUNTS)
248
00:10:58,012 --> 00:10:59,247
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
249
00:10:59,314 --> 00:11:00,949
Harper, there's no ferries
250
00:11:01,016 --> 00:11:02,384
and there's nobody passing out fliers
251
00:11:02,450 --> 00:11:04,019
for the Rockaways on the weekdays.
252
00:11:04,085 --> 00:11:05,821
It's kind of a lot to figure out.
253
00:11:05,887 --> 00:11:07,489
HARPER: Let's bike.
254
00:11:07,556 --> 00:11:09,858
Oh. That actually sounds really nice.
255
00:11:09,925 --> 00:11:11,359
We could see birds of Brooklyn
256
00:11:11,426 --> 00:11:13,094
that we've never seen before.
257
00:11:13,161 --> 00:11:15,531
That's a really good idea. Let's do it.
258
00:11:26,975 --> 00:11:28,878
(DOORBELL BUZZES)
259
00:11:30,079 --> 00:11:31,547
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
260
00:11:31,614 --> 00:11:33,649
Harper, Lucy's here to see the apartment.
261
00:11:33,716 --> 00:11:34,984
Oh, shit!
262
00:11:35,051 --> 00:11:36,953
Hey. Sorry.
263
00:11:37,019 --> 00:11:39,055
So, yeah. It's a really big closet.
264
00:11:39,121 --> 00:11:41,291
Yeah, it's amazing.
265
00:11:41,358 --> 00:11:43,660
The last apartment I was in, I just, like, basically put everything in a box.
266
00:11:43,727 --> 00:11:45,863
Oh, God. That's the worst. So, like, everything is wrinkled.
267
00:11:45,929 --> 00:11:47,598
I just wore the same thing every day. And you don't know, like,
268
00:11:47,664 --> 00:11:49,399
where anything is... Where anything is!
269
00:11:49,466 --> 00:11:51,368
Oh, my God. It's like I'm always shopping
270
00:11:51,435 --> 00:11:53,070
'cause it's like I can't even find anything. Right.
271
00:11:53,136 --> 00:11:54,137
So I just assume I've lost it. No.
272
00:11:54,204 --> 00:11:55,740
This is so cute.
273
00:11:55,807 --> 00:11:57,075
I like, you know, cooking. So...
274
00:11:57,141 --> 00:11:58,376
Me too. I cook all the time.
275
00:11:58,443 --> 00:12:00,278
You do? Oh, that's awesome.
276
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:01,779
Oh, we could totally cook together. That's so fun.
277
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,581
Yeah. Collaboration. Yeah.
278
00:12:03,648 --> 00:12:05,149
I love your design. It's just like... Oh, thank you.
279
00:12:05,216 --> 00:12:07,085
So smart and simple. Oh, thanks.
280
00:12:07,151 --> 00:12:10,556
Yeah. Like, I try to do, like, chic and you know...
281
00:12:10,623 --> 00:12:12,725
Shabby-chic sorta thing, I guess. Absolutely.
282
00:12:12,791 --> 00:12:14,526
You do it really well. It's like nothing I've seen before.
283
00:12:14,593 --> 00:12:15,928
HARPER: Right, I don't own, like, magazines.
284
00:12:15,995 --> 00:12:17,428
Wow!
285
00:12:18,596 --> 00:12:20,298
God! You made this?
286
00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:22,000
Yeah. It's really... It's nothing. It's just...
287
00:12:22,066 --> 00:12:25,371
No, it's beautiful. No.
288
00:12:25,437 --> 00:12:27,306
HARPER: Honestly, it's not even right, so...
289
00:12:27,373 --> 00:12:29,241
I love the colors. Do you wanna see your room?
290
00:12:29,308 --> 00:12:31,744
Oh, uh, do you mind?
291
00:12:31,810 --> 00:12:34,813
Oh, yeah, totally. Yeah. Sorry, it might be kinda messy.
292
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,181
LUCY: That's cool.
293
00:12:37,951 --> 00:12:39,319
Right this way.
294
00:12:39,386 --> 00:12:40,587
Let's go.
295
00:12:40,654 --> 00:12:42,255
This is so cute.
296
00:12:42,322 --> 00:12:44,858
So, her room's a little smaller than mine, but...
297
00:12:44,925 --> 00:12:46,760
LUCY: Oh, that's fine, I'm sure.
298
00:12:46,826 --> 00:12:48,161
Oh, look at this nice carpet.
299
00:12:48,228 --> 00:12:49,696
No shoes. (GASPS) HARPER: Yeah.
300
00:12:49,763 --> 00:12:53,034
LUCY: Oh, my gosh! It's like a tree house!
301
00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:55,703
I'm a bird in her nest.
302
00:12:56,637 --> 00:12:57,638
(BRUSH WHIRRING)
303
00:12:58,406 --> 00:12:59,740
(SPITS)
304
00:12:59,807 --> 00:13:02,443
HARPER: Allie? Yeah?
305
00:13:02,510 --> 00:13:05,480
HARPER: Are we gonna wear our bathing suits there?
306
00:13:05,547 --> 00:13:08,016
ALLIE: I am. I don't think you can change there.
307
00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:13,054
Um, that girl seems really hard to live with.
308
00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:15,189
Oh, when did you get coffees?
309
00:13:15,256 --> 00:13:17,258
It's, like, I didn't believe her
310
00:13:18,592 --> 00:13:20,062
personality choice.
311
00:13:20,128 --> 00:13:23,165
Mmm. It's really watery.
312
00:13:23,231 --> 00:13:25,634
I got bagels, too.
313
00:13:25,701 --> 00:13:28,136
You know what? I don't think we should eat.
314
00:13:28,203 --> 00:13:29,504
You know what I mean?
315
00:13:30,973 --> 00:13:33,142
Yeah. Yeah.
316
00:13:33,209 --> 00:13:35,745
I guess it would be good if we could roll up with our morning tummies.
317
00:13:35,812 --> 00:13:37,981
You know what the best part of this day is?
318
00:13:38,047 --> 00:13:40,049
It's gonna be so cheap
319
00:13:40,116 --> 00:13:41,617
and I'm so broke right now.
320
00:13:41,684 --> 00:13:43,753
My dad's gonna be really proud of me.
321
00:13:43,820 --> 00:13:45,888
Oh, my God, don't even talk about that. That's so stressful.
322
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:48,993
We're not eating all day, we're riding our bikes everywhere.
323
00:13:49,059 --> 00:13:50,894
There's nothing to buy, beaches are free.
324
00:13:50,961 --> 00:13:53,297
Are beaches free? They have to be.
325
00:13:54,264 --> 00:13:55,766
Also, I don't have a bike.
326
00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:57,101
(WHIRRING)
327
00:13:58,569 --> 00:14:01,573
Wait, I thought that bike under the stairs was yours.
328
00:14:01,639 --> 00:14:03,942
Oh! No.
329
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,043
That's not mine. I don't have one.
330
00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:06,611
(SIGHS)
331
00:14:06,678 --> 00:14:08,946
Do you know anyone who has a bike?
332
00:14:09,013 --> 00:14:11,115
Well, probably. (CHUCKLES)
333
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:17,155
(GROANS)
334
00:14:22,694 --> 00:14:23,828
(DOORBELL RINGS) (DOG BARKING)
335
00:14:25,897 --> 00:14:27,332
EBB: Who is it?
336
00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:29,802
Hey, Ebb. It's Allie from downstairs.
337
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,170
EBB: Allie.
338
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,105
(DOOR OPENING)
339
00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:37,343
Hey, Ebb. Allie, hey.
340
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:38,911
(DOG BARKING) What are you up to?
341
00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:40,279
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! (SHUSHING)
342
00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:42,114
Carmen! Shh!
343
00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:43,250
Carmen, no!
344
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,786
(DOG SNARLS)
345
00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:48,889
Man! It smells so good in there. What are you cooking?
346
00:14:48,955 --> 00:14:51,324
Nothing.
347
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:56,163
Um, so... So... What's good? What are you up to?
348
00:14:56,864 --> 00:14:58,666
Well, uh...
349
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,669
Brownie has an infection
350
00:15:01,736 --> 00:15:04,304
so now Carmen's jealous of all the extra attention.
351
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:07,641
And then just a lot of family drama.
352
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:12,547
My nana's medical bills are getting pretty out of control.
353
00:15:12,613 --> 00:15:15,550
And my sister says she's just sick of it.
354
00:15:15,616 --> 00:15:17,585
She's done everything she can do with it.
355
00:15:17,652 --> 00:15:20,154
So then, we've...we've been fighting a lot over that.
356
00:15:20,221 --> 00:15:22,023
I just wanna keep it outta court.
357
00:15:22,090 --> 00:15:23,791
It's so hot outside.
358
00:15:23,858 --> 00:15:26,095
Right. Stroke weather. You know? Yeah.
359
00:15:26,161 --> 00:15:28,897
If your brain's gonna pop, it's today. Yes. Crazy.
360
00:15:28,964 --> 00:15:30,365
So, Harper and I,
361
00:15:30,432 --> 00:15:33,168
um, are going to Fort Tilden today.
362
00:15:34,303 --> 00:15:36,638
Uh-oh. (LAUGHS) Okay. (GIGGLES)
363
00:15:36,705 --> 00:15:37,906
Where is that? What is that?
364
00:15:37,973 --> 00:15:39,042
Oh, it's a beach.
365
00:15:39,109 --> 00:15:40,376
All right. Yeah.
366
00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:42,846
Cool. That sounds great!
367
00:15:42,912 --> 00:15:44,781
Yeah, I mean, so what else are you gonna do
368
00:15:44,848 --> 00:15:46,249
on a super-hot day like this? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
369
00:15:46,316 --> 00:15:48,284
That sounds really great.
370
00:15:48,351 --> 00:15:51,788
Well, I could probably leave Brownie alone for a couple of hours.
371
00:15:51,855 --> 00:15:53,757
Before he needs a swab. Oh. Oh, no.
372
00:15:53,824 --> 00:15:55,659
Sorry. No, I...
373
00:15:55,726 --> 00:15:58,863
I was actually just wondering if I could borrow your bike.
374
00:15:58,929 --> 00:16:01,931
I didn't... I didn't wanna, you know, make you change your whole day around
375
00:16:01,998 --> 00:16:04,868
and, you know, obviously you've got a lot going on. Sure. Yeah, sure.
376
00:16:04,934 --> 00:16:06,202
Cool.
377
00:16:08,172 --> 00:16:14,011
So, I'm just gonna come in and get it. Is that... Is that okay?
378
00:16:14,078 --> 00:16:15,412
Okay. (CHUCKLES)
379
00:16:17,181 --> 00:16:19,283
Um, cool. Just...
380
00:16:20,251 --> 00:16:22,254
(DOG BARKING)
381
00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:23,688
(DOG YELPS) ALLIE: Oh, God. Brownie.
382
00:16:23,755 --> 00:16:25,223
(ALLIE LAUGHS) Watch out for them.
383
00:16:25,290 --> 00:16:26,324
Carmen? No, it's all right.
384
00:16:26,391 --> 00:16:28,026
They're very cute.
385
00:16:28,093 --> 00:16:30,128
They're probably afraid of you. (WHIMPERING)
386
00:16:30,195 --> 00:16:32,964
They're scared of young girls and bags.
387
00:16:33,031 --> 00:16:34,767
ALLIE: Oh.
388
00:16:34,834 --> 00:16:37,036
And they're both rescues from Yonkers.
389
00:16:37,103 --> 00:16:41,174
Pretty sure some young girls put 'em in a bag
390
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:42,675
and threw 'em out a car window.
391
00:16:42,742 --> 00:16:44,177
ALLIE: Oh, no.
392
00:16:44,243 --> 00:16:46,712
You know, I have been thinking about...
393
00:16:46,779 --> 00:16:49,316
I thought about you the other day. ALLIE: Oh, yeah?
394
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:51,385
And then again, yesterday.
395
00:16:52,319 --> 00:16:54,388
ALLIE: Oh. 'Cause, um...
396
00:16:54,454 --> 00:16:57,089
You know, my nana needs
397
00:16:57,156 --> 00:16:59,859
both kidneys replaced in Baltimore.
398
00:16:59,926 --> 00:17:06,200
And you get this prescription regimen when you have pills,
399
00:17:06,266 --> 00:17:09,403
but then the one pill just fixes what the other pill does.
400
00:17:09,469 --> 00:17:11,071
Oh, yeah. Thank you so much, Ebb.
401
00:17:11,138 --> 00:17:12,839
So then you end up with... I'll see you...
402
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:14,875
I'll see you in, like, a couple of hours.
403
00:17:14,942 --> 00:17:17,779
Yeah. Hey, my tire... The tires might need some air.
404
00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:20,215
Okay. Let's get... Not a problem.
405
00:17:20,281 --> 00:17:21,883
(GRUNTING)
406
00:17:21,950 --> 00:17:24,018
Thanks, Ebb! Can I have my blender back?
407
00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:26,821
I brought it back, didn't I?
408
00:17:26,888 --> 00:17:28,523
No, and it's been weighing on me.
409
00:17:29,190 --> 00:17:30,359
(DOOR OPENS)
410
00:17:35,231 --> 00:17:36,966
ALLIE: Ugh! What?
411
00:17:37,032 --> 00:17:40,035
Nothing. Everything's just a little \"ugh\" right now.
412
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:42,037
Are you ready? Where did that bike come from?
413
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:43,305
It's Ebb's.
414
00:17:44,139 --> 00:17:46,176
Oh, my God. No. No.
415
00:17:46,243 --> 00:17:48,278
I'm sorry. No.
416
00:17:48,345 --> 00:17:51,081
There is no way in hell I'm gonna put my vagina against that bike seat.
417
00:17:51,147 --> 00:17:53,315
Jesus Christ! (SIGHS) Okay.
418
00:17:53,382 --> 00:17:55,884
It's fine. I'll ride it. You take my bike.
419
00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:57,820
Could you imagine having sex with him?
420
00:17:57,886 --> 00:18:00,790
And him coming inside you with all that terrible DNA?
421
00:18:00,857 --> 00:18:02,993
His cum probably smells like vinegar.
422
00:18:03,059 --> 00:18:06,129
And has an orange tint like a fucking Cadbury fucking Egg.
423
00:18:06,196 --> 00:18:07,797
I told you I would ride it.
424
00:18:07,864 --> 00:18:09,866
God, fucking him would be like
425
00:18:09,933 --> 00:18:12,803
being trapped under a cold sack of mashed potatoes.
426
00:18:12,870 --> 00:18:16,474
You'd have to wash your vagina for months with bleach.
427
00:18:16,540 --> 00:18:18,809
Oh, my God. My vagina's going on that seat.
428
00:18:18,876 --> 00:18:20,745
Please stop talking about it!
429
00:18:20,811 --> 00:18:22,947
No. Oh, my God, no, you'd have to kill yourself.
430
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:25,483
Fuck! That's disgusting! I'm gonna be sick. I'm gonna be sick!
431
00:18:35,427 --> 00:18:37,429
(RINGING TONE)
432
00:18:39,631 --> 00:18:43,136
DAD ON PHONE: Hey, Beauty. Hi, Daddy. What time is it there?
433
00:18:43,202 --> 00:18:45,672
It's late. Oh, I'm sorry.
434
00:18:45,738 --> 00:18:49,174
It's all right. Your dad was in a Bollywood film today.
435
00:18:49,241 --> 00:18:52,144
No, you were not. (CHUCKLES) I'm an actor now.
436
00:18:52,210 --> 00:18:54,547
I guess you could say I got my saag-paneer card.
437
00:18:54,614 --> 00:18:57,216
(LAUGHING) Dad?
438
00:18:57,283 --> 00:19:00,019
Yeah, well, it was funny when Ramesh said it. What are you up to?
439
00:19:00,086 --> 00:19:02,922
Going to the beach. Gonna have some cheap fun.
440
00:19:02,989 --> 00:19:04,991
Oh, that sounds really nice.
441
00:19:05,058 --> 00:19:08,195
Yeah, I'm really, really trying to keep my expenses low.
442
00:19:08,262 --> 00:19:09,897
Smart, Harper.
443
00:19:17,004 --> 00:19:18,839
(WHINING)
444
00:19:18,906 --> 00:19:20,841
It's just such a difficult field
445
00:19:20,908 --> 00:19:22,477
and there's so much competition,
446
00:19:22,544 --> 00:19:24,179
and it really shouldn't be that way.
447
00:19:24,245 --> 00:19:26,147
And it's a real struggle to make a living.
448
00:19:26,214 --> 00:19:28,850
Anything worth doing is work.
449
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:31,252
But we're Culpeppers and we do the work.
450
00:19:31,319 --> 00:19:32,987
Ugh! Yeah...
451
00:19:33,054 --> 00:19:35,790
So, two things to remember.
452
00:19:35,857 --> 00:19:38,928
You're either gonna have a Schrader valve or a Presta valve.
453
00:19:38,994 --> 00:19:43,264
On performance road bikes you're probably gonna have a Presta valve.
454
00:19:43,331 --> 00:19:45,734
But in this case, we have a Schrader valve.
455
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:47,669
And even with insurance,
456
00:19:47,736 --> 00:19:49,971
there's still an $800 co-pay on my lab results.
457
00:19:50,639 --> 00:19:53,342
It's criminal!
458
00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:54,777
Yeah, that's terrible. Listen, hon, I have to run. You need some cash?
459
00:19:54,844 --> 00:19:56,445
Oh.
460
00:19:56,512 --> 00:19:58,948
Maybe. That'd be helpful.
461
00:19:59,014 --> 00:20:01,484
I'll have Linda wire you some summer money.
462
00:20:01,550 --> 00:20:04,221
Oh, thank you. You don't have to. When?
463
00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:08,592
And you see the lever. You just pull it like that.
464
00:20:08,658 --> 00:20:10,694
And it's attached.
465
00:20:10,761 --> 00:20:13,029
Oh. That simple. Now what you're gonna do...
466
00:20:13,096 --> 00:20:15,732
...you just pump. That easy.
467
00:20:15,799 --> 00:20:21,139
And when you're done, you undo the lever. Pull it off.
468
00:20:22,273 --> 00:20:24,008
Put the cap back on.
469
00:20:24,075 --> 00:20:25,209
And that's how you pump a bike.
470
00:20:27,578 --> 00:20:30,415
ALLIE: Ugh! I can't find any sunblock!
471
00:20:30,481 --> 00:20:33,519
People don't cash checks the same day they get them, right?
472
00:20:33,585 --> 00:20:35,988
That's not a thing. I don't know, but we really need sunblock.
473
00:20:36,054 --> 00:20:37,523
Do you think we should go buy some?
474
00:20:37,589 --> 00:20:39,056
I kinda wanna burn a little.
475
00:20:39,123 --> 00:20:40,491
Ugh!
476
00:20:45,029 --> 00:20:46,698
ALLIE: Oh, my God. What are you doing now?
477
00:20:46,765 --> 00:20:48,400
We might bring them back here tonight
478
00:20:48,467 --> 00:20:50,569
and I want the place to be sex ready.
479
00:20:56,308 --> 00:20:57,543
(SPRAYING)
480
00:21:02,882 --> 00:21:04,784
(SIGHS)
481
00:21:04,851 --> 00:21:07,287
Okay, ready? Ready.
482
00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:09,589
ALLIE: I bet Russ is really fun to travel with.
483
00:21:09,656 --> 00:21:12,258
I bet he knows all, like, the travel secrets
484
00:21:12,325 --> 00:21:15,429
and looks stuff up on Atlas Obscura and stuff.
485
00:21:15,496 --> 00:21:19,200
HARPER: No, I bet he doesn't even need maps. I bet he just knows.
486
00:21:22,536 --> 00:21:24,238
We're going!
487
00:21:24,305 --> 00:21:26,006
(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
488
00:21:26,073 --> 00:21:27,608
Oh, Jesus!
489
00:21:27,675 --> 00:21:29,711
Here. Say \"Fort Tilden!\" No, no, no, no.
490
00:21:29,778 --> 00:21:32,247
No, no. Harper, don't Instagram me.
491
00:21:32,314 --> 00:21:34,982
This woman Cabiria just friended me and I'm supposed to be sick.
492
00:21:35,049 --> 00:21:37,184
I just wanna show my dad.
493
00:21:37,251 --> 00:21:38,552
Okay.
494
00:21:39,153 --> 00:21:40,287
(CLICKING)
495
00:21:40,354 --> 00:21:41,655
Cute.
496
00:21:42,457 --> 00:21:44,125
(CELL PHONE BUZZES)
497
00:21:44,192 --> 00:21:46,027
Oh, my God. This woman is such a nightmare.
498
00:21:46,094 --> 00:21:47,696
I'm sick. You're not sick.
499
00:21:47,762 --> 00:21:49,331
I... You know I'm not sick,
500
00:21:49,397 --> 00:21:51,466
but I told her that I'm sick.
501
00:21:51,533 --> 00:21:54,536
Fucking travel insurance. No thank you. What a money hole!
502
00:21:54,603 --> 00:21:57,406
Yeah, it's like what can travel insurance do when you're in hell?
503
00:21:57,473 --> 00:22:00,443
Yeah. Ugh! Maybe I should make something up to...
504
00:22:00,510 --> 00:22:03,446
Oh, my God. What's wrong?
505
00:22:03,513 --> 00:22:05,648
That barrel. What?
506
00:22:06,749 --> 00:22:08,217
We need it. You know we need it.
507
00:22:08,284 --> 00:22:12,389
Oh, yeah, I'm tempted, but I'm leaving.
508
00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:13,857
We could put plants in it. I can't really be...
509
00:22:13,924 --> 00:22:15,626
Yeah. Yeah. Or umbrellas.
510
00:22:15,692 --> 00:22:18,128
It would make the perfect umbrella barrel.
511
00:22:18,195 --> 00:22:20,564
ALLIE: Well, the wear is really nice.
512
00:22:20,631 --> 00:22:23,467
But I don't... I really don't have the money for that right now.
513
00:22:23,534 --> 00:22:25,336
It's on me, it's perfect. Okay.
514
00:22:31,241 --> 00:22:32,676
Excuse me, sir?
515
00:22:33,510 --> 00:22:34,645
How much is the barrel?
516
00:22:37,581 --> 00:22:39,350
This barrel? Yeah.
517
00:22:39,417 --> 00:22:41,686
Can you tell me a little history behind the barrel?
518
00:22:43,388 --> 00:22:44,689
Pretty old.
519
00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:48,760
These go for, like, 500 at ABC.
520
00:22:49,394 --> 00:22:50,628
(WHISPERING)
521
00:22:52,331 --> 00:22:54,166
HARPER: I think I can get it for, like, 200.
522
00:22:57,536 --> 00:22:58,671
We'll take the barrel for $200.
523
00:22:59,838 --> 00:23:02,174
Yeah, okay. Great.
524
00:23:03,576 --> 00:23:05,511
Oh, gosh.
525
00:23:05,579 --> 00:23:09,316
I love New York and its little treasures everywhere.
526
00:23:11,117 --> 00:23:12,285
There you are.
527
00:23:14,187 --> 00:23:15,655
Thank you.
528
00:23:38,913 --> 00:23:41,282
We need to buy more umbrellas.
529
00:23:46,153 --> 00:23:47,421
(SIGHS)
530
00:23:49,758 --> 00:23:52,661
You know what I'm kinda worried about?
531
00:23:52,728 --> 00:23:53,962
Bedbugs? Yeah.
532
00:23:54,029 --> 00:23:54,963
Yeah.
533
00:23:57,165 --> 00:23:59,434
Maybe we can just leave it here.
534
00:23:59,501 --> 00:24:01,671
Yeah, I mean, we could get it examined.
535
00:24:01,738 --> 00:24:04,207
Yeah, let's get it examined. Yeah.
536
00:24:05,575 --> 00:24:06,909
(SEX ON THE REGULAR PLAYING)
537
00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:54,492
Hey, Reggie! Hey, Reggie Watts!
538
00:24:54,559 --> 00:24:55,660
Hey! HARPER: We love you.
539
00:24:55,727 --> 00:24:57,730
ALLIE: You're the best.
540
00:24:57,797 --> 00:24:59,799
Oh, my God. That was Reggie Watts!
541
00:24:59,865 --> 00:25:01,434
I see him everywhere.
542
00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:11,778
Wait, what are we supposed to do here?
543
00:25:11,845 --> 00:25:14,247
I don't know. Should we go with the traffic or should we, like...
544
00:25:14,314 --> 00:25:16,450
Are we supposed to... Is this street for us or the pedestrians?
545
00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:18,584
Maybe we should go. I don't know. Should I go?
546
00:25:18,651 --> 00:25:21,187
I don't know... This is like a regular residential street,
547
00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:22,822
but this is like a highway.
548
00:25:22,888 --> 00:25:24,490
Why are we, like, trapped in here?
549
00:25:24,557 --> 00:25:25,892
Okay, yeah, go now.
550
00:25:25,959 --> 00:25:27,894
Go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go now?
551
00:25:27,961 --> 00:25:29,663
Go. Well, the people are turning over there.
552
00:25:29,730 --> 00:25:31,398
(HORNS HONKING) Go! Sorry!
553
00:25:31,465 --> 00:25:33,600
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Fuck! Shit!
554
00:25:33,667 --> 00:25:36,403
HARPER: This is the best street in all of Brooklyn.
555
00:25:36,470 --> 00:25:39,941
ALLIE: Oh, my God. This is gorgeous. Oh, Brooklyn.
556
00:25:40,007 --> 00:25:43,911
HARPER: This is so good. Fresh air, fresh ideas.
557
00:25:43,978 --> 00:25:46,914
I hate to admit it, but I'm kinda crushing on Russ right now.
558
00:25:46,981 --> 00:25:48,883
Uh-huh. Like, I felt something last night.
559
00:25:48,950 --> 00:25:51,519
And it's, like, it makes me nervous because I'm about to leave
560
00:25:51,586 --> 00:25:53,121
and why does life always do this to me, you know?
561
00:25:53,187 --> 00:25:55,557
Well, that's your fault.
562
00:25:55,624 --> 00:25:58,560
I know, I know, I know! I just feel more giddy than I have since middle school.
563
00:25:58,627 --> 00:25:59,995
So don't go to Africa.
564
00:26:00,062 --> 00:26:01,497
Maybe I should... MAN 1: Watch out!
565
00:26:01,563 --> 00:26:03,499
Oh! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God.
566
00:26:03,565 --> 00:26:05,100
MAN 1: Oh, Jesus. Are you okay? ALLIE: I'm so sorry.
567
00:26:05,167 --> 00:26:06,702
WOMAN: Oh, my God. Are you okay?
568
00:26:06,769 --> 00:26:07,971
Are you okay? MAN 1: Oh, my God.
569
00:26:08,037 --> 00:26:09,773
(BABY CRYING) Oh, baby...
570
00:26:09,839 --> 00:26:11,474
(SHUSHING) It's okay. ALLIE: Oh, my God. Is he okay?
571
00:26:11,541 --> 00:26:13,710
I saw that coming. That was terrible.
572
00:26:13,777 --> 00:26:15,444
Thank you, thank you so much! Thank you! MAN 2: That was terrible.
573
00:26:15,511 --> 00:26:17,045
I'm so sorry! Oh, my God! Is he okay?
574
00:26:17,112 --> 00:26:19,014
I don't know if he's okay, okay?
575
00:26:19,081 --> 00:26:21,251
He's fine, okay? The baby's fine.
576
00:26:21,317 --> 00:26:22,952
MAN 2: You don't know if it's fine, Miss Hat, okay?
577
00:26:23,019 --> 00:26:24,788
So let's watch it with the conclusions.
578
00:26:24,854 --> 00:26:26,556
Is there somebody that I can call? The pediatrician...
579
00:26:26,623 --> 00:26:28,424
ALLIE: I don't know anything about babies.
580
00:26:28,491 --> 00:26:30,059
Yes, his pediatrician, Dr. Mark Niles. Okay.
581
00:26:30,126 --> 00:26:32,295
I'm so sorry. I can't believe...
582
00:26:32,362 --> 00:26:33,930
You know, you're not allowed to bike the wrong way down a street.
583
00:26:33,997 --> 00:26:36,066
That's the reason that law exists.
584
00:26:36,133 --> 00:26:38,636
I had no idea. I'm not used to riding in this area. I shouldn't have been.
585
00:26:38,702 --> 00:26:40,704
Were you looking in front of you or were you just in your own dream world?
586
00:26:40,771 --> 00:26:42,740
I... I might've been in my own dream world, I don't know.
587
00:26:42,807 --> 00:26:44,408
You know, we should be exchanging personal information.
588
00:26:44,475 --> 00:26:45,976
I don't know why that's not happening.
589
00:26:46,043 --> 00:26:47,678
Get their information, please.
590
00:26:47,745 --> 00:26:49,046
What is your problem, dude? You need to chill out.
591
00:26:49,114 --> 00:26:50,549
I am chill, all right?
592
00:26:50,615 --> 00:26:52,818
I'm relaxed. I'm about to go to sleep.
593
00:26:52,884 --> 00:26:54,686
I'm not riding my bike all over the road like the Incredible Hulk.
594
00:26:54,753 --> 00:26:56,922
Oh, my God, there's a bump. And I don't know
595
00:26:56,988 --> 00:26:58,757
if it was here before. HARPER: The baby's always had that bump!
596
00:26:58,824 --> 00:27:00,225
This is a nightmare. Can I help?
597
00:27:00,292 --> 00:27:01,893
Okay, I got the police on the phone.
598
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,429
They'll be here in just a second.
599
00:27:03,496 --> 00:27:05,364
No, that's really not necessary, okay?
600
00:27:05,431 --> 00:27:06,699
She barely grazed the thing. Are you kidding me?
601
00:27:06,766 --> 00:27:08,234
You just hit a child.
602
00:27:08,301 --> 00:27:09,902
Okay? Just be quiet, please. Thank you.
603
00:27:09,969 --> 00:27:11,770
You need to... This is crazy, okay?
604
00:27:11,837 --> 00:27:13,672
I'm being crazy? We're leaving, Allie. We're leaving.
605
00:27:13,738 --> 00:27:15,240
Did you get... Did you get their information?
606
00:27:15,307 --> 00:27:17,276
Did you get their information?
607
00:27:17,343 --> 00:27:19,045
Oh, my God. You're fleeing the scene? You're leaving?
608
00:27:19,111 --> 00:27:20,446
Can you take a video? Take a video of them.
609
00:27:20,513 --> 00:27:22,582
MAN 2: Yeah, let's videotape it.
610
00:27:22,648 --> 00:27:24,116
WOMAN: Videotape it. ALLIE: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
611
00:27:24,183 --> 00:27:25,818
They're leaving a crime scene.
612
00:27:25,885 --> 00:27:27,520
That's a felony. They're getting away.
613
00:27:27,587 --> 00:27:29,589
They're both wearing rompers, one is floral,
614
00:27:29,655 --> 00:27:31,925
and the other one has a suspiciously hip hat. Wow. Wow.
615
00:27:31,992 --> 00:27:33,327
The criminal mind always sets its own trap.
616
00:27:33,393 --> 00:27:35,362
The millennials are fucked.
617
00:27:35,429 --> 00:27:37,965
(IVY LEAGUE CIRCUS PLAYING)
618
00:27:42,803 --> 00:27:46,007
HARPER: I can't wait to do a cartwheel in the sand.
619
00:28:02,691 --> 00:28:04,493
Oh, my God.
620
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,695
That was so intense. I'm still shaking.
621
00:28:07,762 --> 00:28:10,732
You know, I'm not going to be there for you when you're in Liberia.
622
00:28:10,798 --> 00:28:12,667
(IVY LEAGUE CIRCUS CONTINUES PLAYING)
623
00:28:37,193 --> 00:28:39,930
Wait, where are you going? It's this way.
624
00:28:39,996 --> 00:28:42,133
We have to stop by the park and see Benji.
625
00:28:42,199 --> 00:28:44,468
(SIGHS) Maybe we can just skip the Molly.
626
00:28:44,535 --> 00:28:45,070
I don't think I can handle that right now.
627
00:28:46,037 --> 00:28:47,171
Then don't do it.
628
00:28:47,838 --> 00:28:49,273
(GROANS)
629
00:28:49,340 --> 00:28:51,742
Is his harem of bitches gonna be there?
630
00:28:51,809 --> 00:28:56,481
HARPER: Probably. They spend every moment of their lives trying to fuck him.
631
00:28:57,749 --> 00:28:59,318
Benji, I feel like you've been on that page
632
00:28:59,384 --> 00:29:01,386
for like four... like four hours.
633
00:29:01,453 --> 00:29:02,887
Are we distracting you, Benj?
634
00:29:02,954 --> 00:29:04,488
I'm dissecting the sentences.
635
00:29:04,555 --> 00:29:06,624
I'm sort of figuring out the way it works.
636
00:29:06,691 --> 00:29:09,027
No, I get it. It's full of broth, I get it.
637
00:29:09,094 --> 00:29:10,896
Do you want bug spray?
638
00:29:10,963 --> 00:29:13,098
No. No, no, no. That... That literally smells like a cunt.
639
00:29:13,165 --> 00:29:15,167
(LAUGHS)
640
00:29:15,233 --> 00:29:17,569
That's so funny. I was thinking about how I used to eat out women.
641
00:29:17,636 --> 00:29:19,771
And how at the time, it seemed like such a good idea, but...
642
00:29:19,838 --> 00:29:21,707
How's this, Benji?
643
00:29:21,773 --> 00:29:24,510
...in retrospect, it's like why did I ever actually do that?
644
00:29:24,577 --> 00:29:25,645
Absolutely.
645
00:29:26,179 --> 00:29:27,780
'Sup?
646
00:29:27,847 --> 00:29:29,215
HARPER: Hello.
647
00:29:29,282 --> 00:29:31,284
Oh, my God! Hi, cutie! Hey.
648
00:29:31,351 --> 00:29:32,986
Hi, little baby boy!
649
00:29:33,052 --> 00:29:34,620
ASHLEY: How are you, Harpy?
650
00:29:34,687 --> 00:29:37,157
I'm good. How are you? I love your red socks.
651
00:29:37,224 --> 00:29:39,593
Are those to make your legs look longer?
652
00:29:39,660 --> 00:29:41,662
ASHLEY: Yeah, they're just slimming. Like your romper.
653
00:29:41,729 --> 00:29:43,697
Oh, right. Your romper's slimming.
654
00:29:43,764 --> 00:29:45,599
It's funny that you're here. I had a dream that you died.
655
00:29:45,666 --> 00:29:48,502
Oh, my God. I didn't. How's your family?
656
00:29:48,569 --> 00:29:50,270
Are they still bankrupt? Or is that...
657
00:29:52,140 --> 00:29:53,274
Yeah.
658
00:29:53,842 --> 00:29:55,110
HARPER: Sad.
659
00:29:56,611 --> 00:29:57,745
(SLURPING)
660
00:29:59,413 --> 00:30:01,115
HARPER: May we? What?
661
00:30:02,750 --> 00:30:04,819
Don't... You're gonna go over, talk to her privately?
662
00:30:07,922 --> 00:30:09,724
Hey, how are you? I'm Ashley.
663
00:30:09,791 --> 00:30:10,825
Hi, we've met.
664
00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:11,826
I'm Grant.
665
00:30:12,861 --> 00:30:14,829
Actually, we've all met.
666
00:30:15,563 --> 00:30:17,098
When?
667
00:30:17,165 --> 00:30:19,101
So, what have you girls got going on today?
668
00:30:19,168 --> 00:30:21,704
Going to the beach. Oh, nice!
669
00:30:21,771 --> 00:30:24,907
You sure you can afford to take a day off from... from nothing?
670
00:30:24,974 --> 00:30:27,510
Fuck you. Doing nothing.
671
00:30:27,576 --> 00:30:30,179
So, what's your story? Like, what are you into?
672
00:30:30,246 --> 00:30:31,781
I, um...
673
00:30:31,847 --> 00:30:34,751
You know, I... We... I took the day off.
674
00:30:34,818 --> 00:30:36,987
I, uh... But like what's your deal?
675
00:30:37,054 --> 00:30:39,990
Um, I'm going to the Peace Corps really soon.
676
00:30:40,057 --> 00:30:42,125
ASHLEY: Whoa. Where? ALLIE: Yeah.
677
00:30:42,192 --> 00:30:44,661
I'm going to Liberia. Mmm! No.
678
00:30:46,531 --> 00:30:48,699
ALLIE: No? No. Mmm-mmm.
679
00:30:48,766 --> 00:30:50,301
ALLIE: Like, I should... Just do not.
680
00:30:50,368 --> 00:30:52,003
Don't go? Do not go.
681
00:30:52,070 --> 00:30:53,404
Like, maybe somewhere else.
682
00:30:53,471 --> 00:30:54,871
Yeah, my sister went to Portugal.
683
00:30:54,938 --> 00:30:56,339
Go to Portugal. Portugal!
684
00:30:56,406 --> 00:30:58,141
Go to Portugal. GRANT: It's stunning.
685
00:30:58,208 --> 00:30:59,910
That sounds really awesome,
686
00:30:59,976 --> 00:31:01,379
but I actually, I don't get to choose where I go.
687
00:31:01,446 --> 00:31:02,747
They assign me, so...
688
00:31:02,814 --> 00:31:03,881
So then, Port...
689
00:31:05,316 --> 00:31:08,086
Liberia. I'll have to go to Liberia. Yeah.
690
00:31:08,152 --> 00:31:11,155
So, are you...you finally excited to get rid of that dead weight?
691
00:31:11,222 --> 00:31:12,757
She's not going anywhere.
692
00:31:12,824 --> 00:31:14,993
She'll drop out the day before, as usual.
693
00:31:15,060 --> 00:31:19,164
Yeah, that's true. You girls are pretty expert at exit strategies.
694
00:31:19,231 --> 00:31:22,701
Fuck you. No, I'm not. She's the one that's like that.
695
00:31:24,203 --> 00:31:26,238
What is this with this hat?
696
00:31:26,305 --> 00:31:27,706
Do you like it?
697
00:31:27,773 --> 00:31:29,342
Not really. Are you a hat person now?
698
00:31:29,409 --> 00:31:31,177
You're becoming a hat person on me?
699
00:31:31,244 --> 00:31:33,847
Does that mean, a person that wears hats?
700
00:31:35,014 --> 00:31:36,916
Yeah. Are you that person now?
701
00:31:36,983 --> 00:31:38,218
Today.
702
00:31:38,284 --> 00:31:39,853
Okay.
703
00:31:39,919 --> 00:31:41,888
Like, it's just so funny to think about, like,
704
00:31:41,955 --> 00:31:43,724
like, did you go because of the warfare?
705
00:31:43,791 --> 00:31:46,060
Did you go because of, like, the poverty?
706
00:31:46,127 --> 00:31:48,963
Or are you going because of something that happened to you,
707
00:31:49,029 --> 00:31:50,930
like, in the back of your mind?
708
00:31:50,997 --> 00:31:53,066
You know, it's just... GRANT: Are you going to help people
709
00:31:53,133 --> 00:31:54,901
or to look like you're helping people, if that makes any sense.
710
00:31:54,968 --> 00:31:56,937
Sure. Yeah, that's a... that's a fair question.
711
00:31:57,004 --> 00:31:58,672
I intend to help people.
712
00:31:58,739 --> 00:32:00,875
That's my... You know, I want to help, I want to...
713
00:32:00,941 --> 00:32:03,477
GRANT: And then conveniently upload it to Facebook.
714
00:32:03,544 --> 00:32:06,814
Well, you know, that's...that's some people. That won't be me, though.
715
00:32:06,881 --> 00:32:08,749
You know, I don't... Did you fuck Benji?
716
00:32:10,184 --> 00:32:11,720
No.
717
00:32:11,786 --> 00:32:12,988
So, why haven't I gotten a dick pic lately?
718
00:32:13,054 --> 00:32:15,023
Oh! Interesting!
719
00:32:15,090 --> 00:32:17,058
I was under the impression that you wanted off that mailing list.
720
00:32:17,125 --> 00:32:19,094
Well, how else am I gonna go to sleep at night?
721
00:32:19,161 --> 00:32:20,962
I don't know. Can't your dad phone fuck you to sleep?
722
00:32:21,763 --> 00:32:23,832
Disgusting.
723
00:32:23,899 --> 00:32:26,102
Build a little treehouse so your mom can't see you licking his asshole?
724
00:32:26,169 --> 00:32:27,670
No. I never had a treehouse.
725
00:32:27,737 --> 00:32:29,672
I know. Because your dad doesn't love you.
726
00:32:29,739 --> 00:32:31,574
Do you have, like, a different type or something?
727
00:32:31,641 --> 00:32:33,609
I'm sorry. Is he your boyfriend? No, he's not.
728
00:32:33,676 --> 00:32:35,244
ASHLEY: Well, okay. You don't have to say it like that.
729
00:32:35,311 --> 00:32:36,946
Like it's not so black and white.
730
00:32:37,013 --> 00:32:39,216
You're not dating Ben... You're not dating Benji.
731
00:32:39,283 --> 00:32:40,717
ASHLEY: That's your perspective.
732
00:32:40,784 --> 00:32:42,519
HARPER: I want four pills.
733
00:32:42,586 --> 00:32:44,488
No, you should really only take one of these.
734
00:32:44,555 --> 00:32:46,355
Yeah. There are four people, so it's one per person.
735
00:32:46,422 --> 00:32:49,258
You two and who else? You don't know 'em.
736
00:32:50,626 --> 00:32:52,829
Are you really trying to get me to give you Molly
737
00:32:52,896 --> 00:32:54,798
so you can con some fucking assholes into sleeping with you?
738
00:32:54,865 --> 00:32:57,267
No, all I'm asking for is four pills.
739
00:32:57,334 --> 00:32:59,069
Okay, fine. I will give these to you,
740
00:32:59,136 --> 00:33:01,104
but you have to come somewhere with me on the 31st.
741
00:33:01,171 --> 00:33:02,339
Where? I don't know yet.
742
00:33:02,406 --> 00:33:03,740
Ben, Harper.
743
00:33:03,807 --> 00:33:05,409
BENJI: What? It's getting buggy.
744
00:33:05,475 --> 00:33:07,145
Yeah, Harper. It's really time to go.
745
00:33:07,212 --> 00:33:08,446
HARPER: All right, let's go.
746
00:33:08,513 --> 00:33:10,448
Bye, you guys. Bye, Harper.
747
00:33:11,516 --> 00:33:13,218
Be safe in Liberia. ALLIE: Thank you!
748
00:33:13,284 --> 00:33:14,852
Post!
749
00:33:14,919 --> 00:33:16,688
ASHLEY: Post. Post on Facebook so we know.
750
00:33:16,754 --> 00:33:18,623
ALLIE: Bye, Ashley. Portugal.
751
00:33:18,690 --> 00:33:20,392
Portugal.
752
00:33:20,459 --> 00:33:22,361
She thinks you're, like, gonna fuck her again. ALLIE: Thanks.
753
00:33:22,428 --> 00:33:23,729
It's Liberia. I knew that would happen.
754
00:33:23,796 --> 00:33:25,231
BOTH: ♪ Blue sky
755
00:33:25,297 --> 00:33:26,632
♪ Green grass
756
00:33:26,699 --> 00:33:28,434
♪ Hard day
757
00:33:28,500 --> 00:33:29,668
(SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE)
758
00:33:29,735 --> 00:33:31,036
♪ Blue sky
759
00:33:31,103 --> 00:33:32,605
♪ Green grass
760
00:33:32,671 --> 00:33:34,307
♪ Hard day ♪
761
00:33:34,374 --> 00:33:35,909
(HORNS HONKING)
762
00:33:37,377 --> 00:33:39,045
(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR STEREO)
763
00:33:46,518 --> 00:33:48,922
(GROANING) It's too hot for this.
764
00:33:48,989 --> 00:33:50,724
You just need caffeine.
765
00:33:50,790 --> 00:33:53,526
(WHINING) God, I feel bad.
766
00:33:54,361 --> 00:33:55,562
ALLIE: Ahh! I'm scared.
767
00:34:03,104 --> 00:34:05,172
This place. Yeah. Coffee.
768
00:34:05,239 --> 00:34:06,374
Coffee, coffee.
769
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:08,509
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
770
00:34:08,576 --> 00:34:11,812
Oh, my God. I need coffee! I need it so badly!
771
00:34:13,381 --> 00:34:14,882
Okay.
772
00:34:15,650 --> 00:34:18,353
Okay, okay, okay.
773
00:34:22,324 --> 00:34:23,492
Shit. What?
774
00:34:23,558 --> 00:34:25,093
I forgot the key.
775
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:26,895
That's okay. Just wrap it around a few times
776
00:34:26,962 --> 00:34:28,330
to make it look like it's locked.
777
00:34:29,231 --> 00:34:31,501
But it's kind of ghetto.
778
00:34:33,102 --> 00:34:35,471
Get used to it, Africa. I'm not, like, afraid.
779
00:34:35,538 --> 00:34:38,340
I'm just saying.
780
00:34:46,249 --> 00:34:48,451
I think I'm having an idea.
781
00:34:48,518 --> 00:34:51,354
I think I'm having a really, really good idea.
782
00:34:51,421 --> 00:34:56,626
Imagine, like, an entire exhibition of, like, a doll house ghetto.
783
00:34:58,395 --> 00:34:59,897
I like it!
784
00:35:09,306 --> 00:35:10,974
Hi.
785
00:35:11,041 --> 00:35:14,346
Hello. Can we have some iced coffees, please?
786
00:35:14,412 --> 00:35:15,447
Two coffee?
787
00:35:15,513 --> 00:35:17,015
Yes, but iced.
788
00:35:17,882 --> 00:35:19,184
Two coffees.
789
00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:21,586
Sorry. Iced, iced coffees.
790
00:35:24,522 --> 00:35:25,657
With ice?
791
00:35:25,724 --> 00:35:28,494
Yeah. Iced coffee.
792
00:35:28,561 --> 00:35:30,029
Coffee with ice?
793
00:35:30,930 --> 00:35:31,931
Yeah.
794
00:35:33,331 --> 00:35:34,632
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
795
00:35:58,492 --> 00:36:00,560
Ice.
796
00:36:05,532 --> 00:36:06,967
(SIGHS)
797
00:36:22,251 --> 00:36:24,620
HARPER: Thank you. It's perfect. Thank you.
798
00:36:27,089 --> 00:36:29,424
There you go. Thank you so much.
799
00:36:29,490 --> 00:36:31,025
That's for you.
800
00:36:35,029 --> 00:36:36,565
(WHINING)
801
00:36:38,167 --> 00:36:40,068
I'm gonna die.
802
00:36:40,135 --> 00:36:42,371
Maybe we should just start rolling to help us get through this.
803
00:36:42,438 --> 00:36:44,573
No. No, no. Let's just go.
804
00:36:54,384 --> 00:36:56,052
Ugh! I shouldn't have seen Benji.
805
00:36:56,119 --> 00:36:58,021
I can't get his dick out of my head now.
806
00:36:58,087 --> 00:37:00,056
Ugh! Stop it!
807
00:37:00,123 --> 00:37:02,058
No, Allie. It's the perfect dick.
808
00:37:02,125 --> 00:37:04,361
Well, you know how I feel about him, so.
809
00:37:04,428 --> 00:37:08,199
And his pheromones! His pheromones are like a buck deer.
810
00:37:08,265 --> 00:37:11,936
Like the buck deer that fights Bambi's dad.
811
00:37:12,002 --> 00:37:14,004
I really like the way Russ smells.
812
00:37:14,071 --> 00:37:16,607
It's like his smell is somehow compatible with my smell.
813
00:37:16,674 --> 00:37:19,644
Ugh! It's like a locker room!
814
00:37:19,711 --> 00:37:21,646
(LAUGHING) Ew.
815
00:37:21,713 --> 00:37:23,381
Oh, my God! ALLIE: What?
816
00:37:23,448 --> 00:37:25,683
That top. ALLIE: No!
817
00:37:26,217 --> 00:37:27,618
Oh!
818
00:37:28,385 --> 00:37:30,354
ALLIE: Harper! No!
819
00:37:30,421 --> 00:37:31,756
It's just a bunch of cheap crap.
820
00:37:31,823 --> 00:37:33,492
Don't you wanna get to the beach?
821
00:37:33,558 --> 00:37:35,160
We'll just have to look past everything.
822
00:37:35,227 --> 00:37:37,162
I'm so inspired right now. I can't ignore that.
823
00:37:37,229 --> 00:37:38,697
We've already wasted so much time.
824
00:37:38,763 --> 00:37:40,131
I just wanna go to the beach.
825
00:37:40,198 --> 00:37:41,566
So go.
826
00:37:42,367 --> 00:37:43,635
(SIGHS)
827
00:37:54,614 --> 00:37:56,582
This is insane. This is insane!
828
00:37:56,649 --> 00:37:57,850
This is crazy!
829
00:37:57,917 --> 00:37:59,185
Oh, my God! Where are we?
830
00:37:59,252 --> 00:38:00,587
This dress is $4.
831
00:38:00,654 --> 00:38:02,089
And it's cute! It's $4!
832
00:38:02,155 --> 00:38:03,757
That's like a thirtieth of a dress.
833
00:38:03,824 --> 00:38:05,125
This has to be a trap!
834
00:38:05,192 --> 00:38:06,960
Allie, isn't this top awesome?
835
00:38:07,027 --> 00:38:08,695
It's like flowy, mother, goddess. (GASPS)
836
00:38:08,762 --> 00:38:10,597
Oh, my God! I love it! And nature.
837
00:38:12,266 --> 00:38:13,835
Harper?
838
00:38:13,902 --> 00:38:15,737
Is this South-Western hipster or meth-head?
839
00:38:15,803 --> 00:38:17,605
Both. But it's good.
840
00:38:18,740 --> 00:38:22,309
(GASPS) Are these cute or tacky?
841
00:38:22,376 --> 00:38:25,546
Like, I know they're tacky, but are they tacky-tacky or courageous tacky?
842
00:38:25,612 --> 00:38:27,615
I think it depends on where you are and what you're doing.
843
00:38:27,682 --> 00:38:30,351
Okay, block everything else out and like, picture me
844
00:38:30,418 --> 00:38:34,355
in like, a hotel lobby and I'm sitting there and I'm texting
845
00:38:34,422 --> 00:38:36,090
and I'm like looking around.
846
00:38:36,157 --> 00:38:39,027
I'm pretty sure they're cute.
847
00:38:39,093 --> 00:38:40,962
Hey, what do you think about this?
848
00:38:41,029 --> 00:38:42,498
Are these coffee stains or is this, like, the look?
849
00:38:42,565 --> 00:38:44,033
It's the look. Just get it.
850
00:38:44,099 --> 00:38:45,701
It's already in your hands. Okay.
851
00:38:47,570 --> 00:38:49,405
(CELL PHONE BUZZING) Oh, my God.
852
00:38:49,471 --> 00:38:51,273
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
853
00:38:51,340 --> 00:38:53,709
What? (GASPS) She's calling again!
854
00:38:53,776 --> 00:38:55,545
What do I do? I can't answer.
855
00:38:55,612 --> 00:38:56,680
Tell her you're shopping.
856
00:38:56,746 --> 00:38:58,381
(SIGHS)
857
00:39:02,886 --> 00:39:04,354
ALLIE: What's he doing?
858
00:39:05,822 --> 00:39:07,724
Nothing. He's fine.
859
00:39:07,791 --> 00:39:09,894
Is he stealing our bikes?
860
00:39:10,528 --> 00:39:12,263
HARPER: No.
861
00:39:12,330 --> 00:39:14,699
He's just looking. I think he's stealing our bikes!
862
00:39:15,666 --> 00:39:17,734
They look locked. It's fine.
863
00:39:18,835 --> 00:39:20,670
Wha... (SIGHS)
864
00:39:20,737 --> 00:39:22,505
But something's happening. Like, why is he touching them?
865
00:39:22,572 --> 00:39:23,774
HARPER: He's just touching.
866
00:39:23,841 --> 00:39:25,409
Should we go out there?
867
00:39:25,476 --> 00:39:27,545
I think we would know.
868
00:39:27,612 --> 00:39:29,680
He's stealing your bike.
869
00:39:29,747 --> 00:39:31,248
That boy's stealing your bike.
870
00:39:33,684 --> 00:39:35,786
What do we do? You should stop him.
871
00:39:37,121 --> 00:39:38,757
ALLIE: Oh, he's taking it!
872
00:39:38,824 --> 00:39:40,258
That's so messed up.
873
00:39:40,993 --> 00:39:43,128
I just watched you
874
00:39:43,195 --> 00:39:44,830
watch that boy
875
00:39:44,896 --> 00:39:46,431
steal your bike.
876
00:39:52,472 --> 00:39:54,741
I can't believe this! Argh!
877
00:39:54,807 --> 00:39:56,509
Fuck!
878
00:39:56,576 --> 00:39:58,411
Should we get a cab?
879
00:39:59,278 --> 00:40:01,280
I... I guess.
880
00:40:01,347 --> 00:40:03,116
We should get a cab but with a bike rack,
881
00:40:03,182 --> 00:40:05,452
but I'm... I'm so broke.
882
00:40:05,519 --> 00:40:08,155
I know. I'm broke too, but...
883
00:40:08,222 --> 00:40:09,723
You know, maybe I should call my dad.
884
00:40:09,790 --> 00:40:11,258
What? Why?
885
00:40:11,325 --> 00:40:13,159
We need to get there! I know that!
886
00:40:13,226 --> 00:40:15,161
We need a cab! We need a cab with a bike rack.
887
00:40:15,228 --> 00:40:17,096
Allie! That's not a thing!
888
00:40:17,163 --> 00:40:19,700
Maybe... How... You don't know! How do you know?
889
00:40:22,369 --> 00:40:25,706
Okay, we need to get a cab and we need to get rid of Ebb's bike.
890
00:40:25,773 --> 00:40:27,141
What do you mean?
891
00:40:27,207 --> 00:40:28,809
No cab is gonna take us with a bike
892
00:40:28,876 --> 00:40:30,310
and that's the only way to get there.
893
00:40:30,377 --> 00:40:31,979
Okay, so we'll... we'll pick up a lock
894
00:40:32,046 --> 00:40:33,815
somewhere around here and lock it up.
895
00:40:33,882 --> 00:40:35,283
Allie, look where we are! We have to leave it!
896
00:40:35,350 --> 00:40:37,585
No! I'm deeply not okay with that.
897
00:40:37,652 --> 00:40:39,921
We'll pick it up on the way back. Absolutely not!
898
00:40:39,988 --> 00:40:43,358
That boy is gonna take it! This is not how I treat other people's bikes!
899
00:40:43,425 --> 00:40:44,959
You need to think about yourself first
900
00:40:45,026 --> 00:40:46,494
and other people's bikes second.
901
00:40:47,530 --> 00:40:48,497
(SIGHS)
902
00:40:50,833 --> 00:40:52,168
Dang it!
903
00:40:52,234 --> 00:40:53,436
Come on!
904
00:40:56,005 --> 00:40:58,808
Oh, he's gonna be so mad!
905
00:41:01,278 --> 00:41:02,946
Yeah. It's like nature's hiding place.
906
00:41:03,013 --> 00:41:04,881
This feels disrespectful.
907
00:41:04,948 --> 00:41:06,783
Just put it... Yeah.
908
00:41:16,860 --> 00:41:17,994
Ugh!
909
00:41:20,864 --> 00:41:22,833
All right. That's good.
910
00:41:22,899 --> 00:41:24,468
That's good!
911
00:41:26,336 --> 00:41:27,704
It's perfect!
912
00:41:27,771 --> 00:41:29,005
Let's go.
913
00:41:31,576 --> 00:41:33,778
(WHIMPERING)
914
00:41:34,645 --> 00:41:35,847
Come on!
915
00:41:37,915 --> 00:41:39,450
HARPER: We'll come back for it.
916
00:41:39,517 --> 00:41:40,551
ALLIE: Okay.
917
00:41:42,620 --> 00:41:45,791
It's just karma. We've got messed up karma now.
918
00:41:46,759 --> 00:41:48,560
Um, no.
919
00:41:48,627 --> 00:41:51,530
Ebb probably did something terrible and disgusting
920
00:41:51,597 --> 00:41:54,833
and this is karma's way of getting back at him.
921
00:41:54,900 --> 00:41:57,937
Hmm, that's not how karma works.
922
00:41:58,004 --> 00:42:00,940
Ugh! Oh, my God! What do you think he did?
923
00:42:04,576 --> 00:42:06,245
ALLIE: Ugh!
924
00:42:06,311 --> 00:42:08,413
Isn't this, like, where cab drivers live?
925
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:12,118
Oh, God! I need an iced coffee! Not here!
926
00:42:12,185 --> 00:42:13,787
It's too hot for this!
927
00:42:13,853 --> 00:42:16,823
What do we do? I don't know!
928
00:42:19,425 --> 00:42:21,461
I'm looking up car services...
929
00:42:26,567 --> 00:42:27,935
Daddy! (CARS HONKING)
930
00:42:28,435 --> 00:42:29,870
Daddy!
931
00:42:29,937 --> 00:42:32,273
Allie and I are stuck in deep Brooklyn,
932
00:42:32,339 --> 00:42:33,908
and our bikes were stolen
933
00:42:33,974 --> 00:42:36,010
and there are no cabs anywhere!
934
00:42:36,076 --> 00:42:37,945
And it's kinda sketchy...
935
00:42:38,012 --> 00:42:40,415
DAD: Don't worry me like this, sweetheart.
936
00:42:40,482 --> 00:42:43,618
We don't know what to do. Can you believe our bikes were stolen?
937
00:42:43,685 --> 00:42:45,754
DAD: Well, I'd have Linda send the car,
938
00:42:45,821 --> 00:42:47,389
but she's tied up in Moscow right now.
939
00:42:47,455 --> 00:42:49,257
Are you serious?
940
00:42:49,324 --> 00:42:51,459
You know, you're 25 years old now.
941
00:42:51,526 --> 00:42:53,429
I think you've gotta be on this one, angel.
942
00:42:53,496 --> 00:42:56,899
Dad, that's not fair! This is an emergency!
943
00:42:56,966 --> 00:42:59,535
I gotta go, but if you're still stranded in an hour,
944
00:42:59,602 --> 00:43:01,036
I'll figure something out, okay?
945
00:43:01,102 --> 00:43:02,871
Okay, thanks. Love you.
946
00:43:02,938 --> 00:43:04,940
I love you so much.
947
00:43:05,006 --> 00:43:06,408
This is so fucked up!
948
00:43:06,474 --> 00:43:08,044
You know who actually lives here?
949
00:43:08,110 --> 00:43:09,979
You know someone who lives here?
950
00:43:10,046 --> 00:43:11,848
You're going to hate this.
951
00:43:11,914 --> 00:43:13,382
Marin and Amanda.
952
00:43:13,449 --> 00:43:16,419
No! No! Not those basic bitches.
953
00:43:16,485 --> 00:43:19,055
I mean... Marin is a raging asshole, okay?
954
00:43:19,121 --> 00:43:22,059
That girl can't stand me, and she thinks I'm threatened by it.
955
00:43:22,125 --> 00:43:23,861
They're just both so fucking boring,
956
00:43:23,927 --> 00:43:26,263
they're like chapters in a book it's okay to skip.
957
00:43:26,330 --> 00:43:29,700
They're just fucking Minnie Mouse rats with makeup on.
958
00:43:29,766 --> 00:43:30,968
They have a car.
959
00:43:31,969 --> 00:43:33,403
Okay.
960
00:43:33,470 --> 00:43:34,671
Yep. This way.
961
00:43:36,608 --> 00:43:41,012
So, this one's rose. This one is pistachio.
962
00:43:41,079 --> 00:43:42,847
This one's praline,
963
00:43:42,914 --> 00:43:45,483
although I always get praline mixed up with espresso.
964
00:43:45,550 --> 00:43:47,652
I ate all the orange blossoms.
965
00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:50,489
Mmm, I'll have a rose.
966
00:43:50,556 --> 00:43:52,091
I wonder what that tastes like.
967
00:43:52,157 --> 00:43:53,726
It's actually not my favorite,
968
00:43:53,792 --> 00:43:56,628
but they're all so good, you can't go wrong.
969
00:43:56,694 --> 00:43:58,897
Harper, you seem like a passion fruit kind of girl.
970
00:43:58,963 --> 00:44:00,231
Why?
971
00:44:00,298 --> 00:44:01,566
Because you're spontaneous.
972
00:44:02,433 --> 00:44:04,336
That's okay.
973
00:44:04,403 --> 00:44:05,971
Well, they're here if you change your mind. Thank you. I won't.
974
00:44:06,038 --> 00:44:07,606
Would you guys care for some tea?
975
00:44:07,673 --> 00:44:09,708
Actually, we're dying for coffee.
976
00:44:09,775 --> 00:44:13,712
Oh. I'm sorry, this is a coffee-free house.
977
00:44:13,779 --> 00:44:17,784
But we have gingerbread man, apple cinnamon,
978
00:44:17,851 --> 00:44:19,052
um, chamomile.
979
00:44:19,119 --> 00:44:20,587
No, that's fine, thanks.
980
00:44:20,654 --> 00:44:22,522
It's so nice of you guys to visit.
981
00:44:22,589 --> 00:44:24,224
You almost missed us.
982
00:44:24,291 --> 00:44:26,526
We have to go get butter before it gets dark.
983
00:44:26,593 --> 00:44:28,561
Do you guys like living here?
984
00:44:28,628 --> 00:44:30,731
Harper, could you leave things where they are, please?
985
00:44:35,202 --> 00:44:36,537
Thank you.
986
00:44:36,604 --> 00:44:38,639
We teach a couple of blocks away.
987
00:44:38,706 --> 00:44:40,341
It's okay.
988
00:44:40,408 --> 00:44:42,643
Oh, that's right! How's Teach For America going?
989
00:44:43,511 --> 00:44:45,914
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
990
00:44:45,981 --> 00:44:49,117
It's hard. It's really hard.
991
00:44:49,184 --> 00:44:50,686
You can't reach these kids.
992
00:44:50,752 --> 00:44:53,454
They come from a system that's broken.
993
00:44:53,521 --> 00:44:55,823
AMANDA: The odds are against them.
994
00:44:55,890 --> 00:44:59,027
MARIN: It's an impossible environment for a teacher to work in.
995
00:45:00,062 --> 00:45:01,730
One student touched my breast.
996
00:45:03,632 --> 00:45:05,801
Wow. Yikes.
997
00:45:05,867 --> 00:45:08,603
AMANDA: Ricky's the hardest. MARIN: He's disturbed.
998
00:45:08,670 --> 00:45:10,505
It's not his fault.
999
00:45:10,572 --> 00:45:13,209
Well, I think you guys just need to keep reminding yourself
1000
00:45:13,276 --> 00:45:16,012
that what you're doing is of great value.
1001
00:45:16,079 --> 00:45:17,847
How's your work?
1002
00:45:17,914 --> 00:45:21,884
Oh, I'm ready for it to be done. I, um...
1003
00:45:21,951 --> 00:45:23,686
I've lost all my faith in startups.
1004
00:45:23,753 --> 00:45:26,557
They're just as evil as hedge funds. Never again.
1005
00:45:26,623 --> 00:45:27,791
Harper, could you be careful in that chair?
1006
00:45:29,026 --> 00:45:30,494
I think that's the broken one.
1007
00:45:30,561 --> 00:45:32,062
Okay, I just won't move at all.
1008
00:45:32,129 --> 00:45:33,731
Just be careful.
1009
00:45:33,797 --> 00:45:36,567
Allie, I hear you're going to Liberia soon.
1010
00:45:36,633 --> 00:45:38,936
(GASPS) Oh, my god... (ALLIE CHUCKLING)
1011
00:45:39,003 --> 00:45:40,638
Yeah, I'm really excited.
1012
00:45:40,705 --> 00:45:42,874
Yeah, your mom seems really concerned.
1013
00:45:42,941 --> 00:45:44,109
You talk to her mom?
1014
00:45:45,276 --> 00:45:47,145
Of course.
1015
00:45:47,212 --> 00:45:49,546
Allie is my closest friend.
1016
00:45:49,613 --> 00:45:52,316
So I think it's important to keep in touch with the whole family.
1017
00:45:53,951 --> 00:45:55,420
Can I use the bathroom?
1018
00:45:55,487 --> 00:45:57,088
It's the door on the right.
1019
00:45:57,155 --> 00:45:58,456
And don't use too much toilet paper,
1020
00:45:58,523 --> 00:46:00,158
our plumbing gets backed up.
1021
00:46:00,859 --> 00:46:02,394
And no tampons!
1022
00:46:02,460 --> 00:46:03,440
(SIGHS)
1023
00:46:03,604 --> 00:46:05,964
I'm really happy that you're joining the Peace Corps.
1024
00:46:06,031 --> 00:46:07,832
Hmm. (SIGHS)
1025
00:46:07,899 --> 00:46:11,570
I was really disappointed when you quit TFA training.
1026
00:46:11,637 --> 00:46:14,206
Yeah, it just wasn't meant to be.
1027
00:46:14,273 --> 00:46:16,809
I know it can be intimidating,
1028
00:46:16,876 --> 00:46:22,114
but I'm really glad that you found something you can hold on to for now.
1029
00:46:22,682 --> 00:46:24,051
Thanks.
1030
00:46:24,117 --> 00:46:25,786
(CAR ALARM BLARING)
1031
00:46:30,157 --> 00:46:31,758
So, you guys...
1032
00:46:31,825 --> 00:46:34,728
Um, Harper and I have had kind of a tough day.
1033
00:46:34,795 --> 00:46:36,329
Oh, no.
1034
00:46:36,397 --> 00:46:38,132
It's okay now, but our bikes were stolen
1035
00:46:38,199 --> 00:46:40,268
and we were on our way to the beach.
1036
00:46:40,334 --> 00:46:42,236
And we were wondering
1037
00:46:42,303 --> 00:46:45,105
if we could maybe borrow the Honda?
1038
00:46:45,772 --> 00:46:48,108
Oh. I don't know.
1039
00:46:49,076 --> 00:46:50,611
Do you have insurance?
1040
00:46:50,678 --> 00:46:52,547
Of course. Yeah, we'll fill it up with gas,
1041
00:46:52,613 --> 00:46:54,282
we'll take really good care of it.
1042
00:46:54,348 --> 00:46:56,084
I'd feel more comfortable if I came with.
1043
00:46:56,150 --> 00:46:58,152
Oh, no, no, you don't have to do that.
1044
00:46:58,219 --> 00:47:00,188
I'm a super safe driver, you remember.
1045
00:47:00,254 --> 00:47:01,889
I wouldn't feel comfortable.
1046
00:47:02,924 --> 00:47:04,158
(MAN SCREAMING IN DISTANCE)
1047
00:47:07,129 --> 00:47:09,131
HARPER: Oh, my God.
1048
00:47:15,404 --> 00:47:18,908
Harper, Marin and Amanda are gonna drive us.
1049
00:47:18,975 --> 00:47:20,643
Drive us or come with us?
1050
00:47:20,710 --> 00:47:22,946
Yeah! They're gonna come with us!
1051
00:47:23,012 --> 00:47:24,147
Yay!
1052
00:47:26,883 --> 00:47:29,252
AMANDA: We're gonna have fun. ALLIE: Yeah!
1053
00:47:29,953 --> 00:47:31,154
I can't swim.
1054
00:47:32,690 --> 00:47:34,058
AMANDA: Why don't you just calm down? (CAR ALARM BLARING)
1055
00:47:34,125 --> 00:47:35,759
(MARIN SOBBING)
1056
00:47:35,826 --> 00:47:38,662
We'll go home, take a couple of Xanax,
1057
00:47:38,729 --> 00:47:40,864
have a nice lie down. Okay?
1058
00:47:41,831 --> 00:47:43,199
Okay.
1059
00:47:44,868 --> 00:47:49,206
Amanda, do you have a reliable cab company?
1060
00:47:50,274 --> 00:47:51,408
Yeah.
1061
00:47:54,778 --> 00:47:57,982
Can I get their phone number?
1062
00:47:58,048 --> 00:48:01,987
\"Three hundred years ago, there existed two girls named Marin and Amanda.
1063
00:48:02,053 --> 00:48:04,689
\"They effected no change in their lifetime
1064
00:48:04,756 --> 00:48:06,958
\"and ate soap in the ghetto.
1065
00:48:07,025 --> 00:48:10,762
\"They died at the age of 26 when they passed away while taking a nap.
1066
00:48:10,829 --> 00:48:13,265
\"Nobody remembers them today.\" (RINGING TONE)
1067
00:48:13,331 --> 00:48:14,700
(MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
1068
00:48:14,767 --> 00:48:17,503
Hi, we need a cab to the Rockaways.
1069
00:48:17,570 --> 00:48:18,971
MAN: Where you at?
1070
00:48:19,038 --> 00:48:22,475
Um, Flatbush and...
1071
00:48:22,542 --> 00:48:27,146
Some street that was renamed in honor of a few fallen fire fighters
1072
00:48:27,213 --> 00:48:28,582
whose name I can't really pronounce.
1073
00:48:28,649 --> 00:48:30,551
Do you know what I'm talking about?
1074
00:48:30,617 --> 00:48:32,352
MAN: Okay, five minutes.
1075
00:48:32,419 --> 00:48:34,254
Five minutes. Thank God.
1076
00:48:34,321 --> 00:48:36,122
Thank God they didn't come with us.
1077
00:48:36,189 --> 00:48:38,824
Could you imagine what would have happened if they came?
1078
00:48:38,891 --> 00:48:41,093
They would have cock-blocked us so hard
1079
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:45,132
with their salt water, brittle, scarecrow hair.
1080
00:48:45,199 --> 00:48:46,967
It's actually kind of upsetting
1081
00:48:47,034 --> 00:48:48,969
that Marin has to go through that at her place of work.
1082
00:48:49,036 --> 00:48:51,271
Are they a couple? No.
1083
00:48:52,806 --> 00:48:55,142
I don't understand why do teachers get so fat
1084
00:48:55,209 --> 00:48:56,411
their first year of teaching?
1085
00:48:56,477 --> 00:48:58,179
Oh, my God, she's not fat,
1086
00:48:58,246 --> 00:48:59,814
you just can't get along with her.
1087
00:48:59,881 --> 00:49:01,983
I'm just saying she looks like a body pillow
1088
00:49:02,050 --> 00:49:03,885
that's been left in storage for a couple of years.
1089
00:49:03,952 --> 00:49:06,120
Oh, my God, why can't you just let her be?
1090
00:49:06,187 --> 00:49:08,056
Are you kidding me?
1091
00:49:08,122 --> 00:49:09,691
There are so many things I could have said that I didn't
1092
00:49:09,757 --> 00:49:11,627
because I'm a nice person.
1093
00:49:11,694 --> 00:49:13,295
Because you wanted the car. You're not a nice person.
1094
00:49:13,362 --> 00:49:14,930
Oh, okay.
1095
00:49:18,300 --> 00:49:20,436
What the fuck does LFTI mean?
1096
00:49:22,571 --> 00:49:25,775
Laughing For...
1097
00:49:25,842 --> 00:49:27,777
The... I don't know. Why?
1098
00:49:27,844 --> 00:49:29,346
Russ said it.
1099
00:49:29,412 --> 00:49:30,547
Oh.
1100
00:49:31,981 --> 00:49:33,315
That's cute.
1101
00:49:37,186 --> 00:49:38,588
(HARPER GROANING)
1102
00:49:38,655 --> 00:49:41,958
Where is this cab, Allie?
1103
00:49:42,025 --> 00:49:43,426
(GROANING)
1104
00:49:44,728 --> 00:49:46,329
This is taking forever!
1105
00:49:53,037 --> 00:49:54,205
Oh, God damn it!
1106
00:49:54,272 --> 00:49:56,941
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
1107
00:49:57,008 --> 00:50:00,211
Oh, God, I didn't realize this was gonna be such a thing.
1108
00:50:00,278 --> 00:50:01,979
God damn it!
1109
00:50:02,046 --> 00:50:05,116
This woman Cabiria just, like, won't stop texting me.
1110
00:50:05,182 --> 00:50:07,853
Complain about it and then don't go to Liberia.
1111
00:50:07,919 --> 00:50:11,556
What am I going to do? I guess when we get home, I'll just...
1112
00:50:11,623 --> 00:50:16,028
I fucking say we don't have any service in our house. God damn it!
1113
00:50:16,094 --> 00:50:19,798
Where the fuck are you? We have been waiting for a car for 30 minutes!
1114
00:50:19,865 --> 00:50:21,501
ALLIE: Fuck! MAN: Five minutes.
1115
00:50:21,567 --> 00:50:23,002
(SCREAMS IN FRUSTRATION)
1116
00:50:23,069 --> 00:50:24,971
This is so horrible!
1117
00:50:26,938 --> 00:50:28,507
It's not my... (CAR HONKING)
1118
00:50:28,573 --> 00:50:30,442
Oh. (CAR HONKING)
1119
00:50:31,410 --> 00:50:32,644
MAN: Get in, get in, get in.
1120
00:50:32,711 --> 00:50:34,514
Come on. Where you going?
1121
00:50:34,580 --> 00:50:37,283
We're going to Fort Tilden in the Rockaways.
1122
00:50:37,350 --> 00:50:39,352
Okay, great. Let's go. How much?
1123
00:50:39,419 --> 00:50:41,888
Uh, 100. Get in. BOTH: What!
1124
00:50:41,954 --> 00:50:43,022
No. $100?
1125
00:50:43,089 --> 00:50:44,424
Seriously? Yeah.
1126
00:50:44,490 --> 00:50:45,992
Because, have you seen this ride?
1127
00:50:46,059 --> 00:50:47,760
It's an amazing ride. DVD players. Get in.
1128
00:50:47,827 --> 00:50:49,530
We didn't ask for, like, a luxury vehicle.
1129
00:50:49,596 --> 00:50:51,065
Okay, sounds good. Get in. 100.
1130
00:50:51,131 --> 00:50:53,400
It's like two and a half miles away. $60.
1131
00:50:53,467 --> 00:50:54,835
Yeah, no. 100. Come on.
1132
00:50:54,902 --> 00:50:56,136
Let's go, let's go! What?
1133
00:50:56,203 --> 00:50:58,372
It's a $100 ride!
1134
00:50:58,439 --> 00:51:00,607
80. 80. 80 plus 20. Get in.
1135
00:51:00,674 --> 00:51:02,077
Oh, my God. Fuck.
1136
00:51:02,143 --> 00:51:03,912
I don't have $100.
1137
00:51:03,978 --> 00:51:05,246
And look, there is cup holders. Fine, I'll pay for it.
1138
00:51:05,313 --> 00:51:06,748
We have cup holders.
1139
00:51:06,815 --> 00:51:08,283
Okay, we'll pay $100 for cup holders.
1140
00:51:08,350 --> 00:51:09,651
Just get in. We need to go.
1141
00:51:09,718 --> 00:51:11,886
Let's go, let's go.
1142
00:51:11,953 --> 00:51:13,888
HARPER: Just so you know, you're a fucking asshole... Okay, great.
1143
00:51:13,955 --> 00:51:16,158
...for taking advantage of us like this. Okay, good.
1144
00:51:16,225 --> 00:51:17,326
Do you take checks?
1145
00:51:17,393 --> 00:51:19,061
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1146
00:51:24,232 --> 00:51:26,101
I feel sick. Ugh!
1147
00:51:26,167 --> 00:51:29,104
It's probably that rose paper macaroon.
1148
00:51:29,939 --> 00:51:31,107
I need coffee!
1149
00:51:31,173 --> 00:51:32,441
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
1150
00:51:45,322 --> 00:51:48,492
There's no way we could have ridden our bikes across this bridge.
1151
00:51:49,526 --> 00:51:51,428
Okay. (MUSIC CONTINUES)
1152
00:52:03,441 --> 00:52:07,678
Remember when Benji was running that house out here,
1153
00:52:07,745 --> 00:52:09,580
like, three years ago?
1154
00:52:10,148 --> 00:52:11,750
Mmm-hmm.
1155
00:52:11,817 --> 00:52:15,654
That was like the best sex, I have ever had.
1156
00:52:17,423 --> 00:52:18,723
Mmm-hmm.
1157
00:52:19,557 --> 00:52:20,958
Oh, my God.
1158
00:52:21,025 --> 00:52:23,227
I remember, he was really, like,
1159
00:52:23,294 --> 00:52:26,365
covered in salt. He had just been swimming.
1160
00:52:26,432 --> 00:52:28,066
Oh, God.
1161
00:52:29,468 --> 00:52:31,236
(SIGHS) Tennis court.
1162
00:52:33,071 --> 00:52:34,473
Parking lot.
1163
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:36,508
Cars.
1164
00:52:38,210 --> 00:52:39,612
Fence.
1165
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:42,182
Bush.
1166
00:52:44,484 --> 00:52:46,486
(CELL PHONE CHIMES) Doors.
1167
00:52:47,554 --> 00:52:49,155
Flowers.
1168
00:52:50,290 --> 00:52:51,257
Park.
1169
00:52:52,559 --> 00:52:54,094
Benches.
1170
00:52:55,095 --> 00:52:56,730
Trees. Harper!
1171
00:53:00,968 --> 00:53:02,203
Excuse me?
1172
00:53:04,205 --> 00:53:06,540
Do you have a problem or something? No, no.
1173
00:53:07,374 --> 00:53:09,244
I don't have a problem,
1174
00:53:09,311 --> 00:53:12,380
I just could use some quiet, some silence
1175
00:53:12,447 --> 00:53:14,548
until we get to the beach, and I'll be fine.
1176
00:53:14,615 --> 00:53:16,383
Okay?
1177
00:53:16,450 --> 00:53:18,419
That's good. Don't confront anything. That's healthy.
1178
00:53:18,486 --> 00:53:20,287
I don't have anything to confront.
1179
00:53:20,354 --> 00:53:22,591
My brain just needs, like, three quiet minutes.
1180
00:53:22,657 --> 00:53:24,626
(CLICKS TONGUE) I'll time it.
1181
00:53:28,930 --> 00:53:30,232
(SIGHS)
1182
00:53:34,769 --> 00:53:36,806
It really hurt my feelings the other night,
1183
00:53:36,873 --> 00:53:41,644
when you got all offended when the twins said that we were like twins.
1184
00:53:42,778 --> 00:53:46,182
Do you want to be twins? No! But...
1185
00:53:46,249 --> 00:53:49,218
When you talk all that shit about, like, Marin and Amanda,
1186
00:53:49,285 --> 00:53:52,589
it makes me feel like you're saying those things about me.
1187
00:53:52,656 --> 00:53:56,293
It makes me feel like, you're, like, embarrassed of me.
1188
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:58,262
Well, I didn't intend to make you feel that way,
1189
00:53:58,328 --> 00:54:00,497
and it's not my fault that you took it there.
1190
00:54:00,564 --> 00:54:02,966
And that girl, that fucking girl,
1191
00:54:03,033 --> 00:54:05,470
the subletter, you know she sucks.
1192
00:54:05,537 --> 00:54:08,172
So, I don't understand why you, like, pretend like she's your best friend
1193
00:54:08,239 --> 00:54:10,375
after 30 seconds of meeting her.
1194
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:12,643
You should really speak up when things are bothering you
1195
00:54:12,709 --> 00:54:14,678
instead of holding them in all day.
1196
00:54:16,213 --> 00:54:18,049
(CELL PHONE BUZZES)
1197
00:54:18,116 --> 00:54:21,319
Oh, God! I hate this Cabiria woman so much!
1198
00:54:21,386 --> 00:54:23,688
Like, what does this mean?
1199
00:54:23,755 --> 00:54:26,824
You wouldn't take it, if you didn't want to.
1200
00:54:26,891 --> 00:54:28,626
Why would I want this?
1201
00:54:28,693 --> 00:54:30,628
Because it's all you know.
1202
00:54:34,792 --> 00:54:36,172
(CELL PHONE BUZZES)
1203
00:54:36,233 --> 00:54:39,036
Oh, my God! I can't even look anymore!
1204
00:54:41,674 --> 00:54:42,841
(TEXTING)
1205
00:54:50,717 --> 00:54:52,052
What did you just do?
1206
00:54:52,118 --> 00:54:53,687
This is how you take control.
1207
00:54:55,655 --> 00:54:57,157
Are you fucking kidding me?
1208
00:54:57,223 --> 00:54:58,493
You should be thanking me right now.
1209
00:54:58,518 --> 00:55:00,873
Harper, you don't know anything about this process!
1210
00:55:00,898 --> 00:55:03,200
I know you're already letting her walk all over you.
1211
00:55:03,531 --> 00:55:06,666
You have to let these people do what they're going to do!
1212
00:55:06,733 --> 00:55:09,235
You could have really fucked this up for me just now.
1213
00:55:09,302 --> 00:55:11,071
I told you not to come to the beach.
1214
00:55:11,137 --> 00:55:14,642
God, Cabiria is my... (SIGHS)
1215
00:55:14,709 --> 00:55:16,677
She's my, like...
1216
00:55:16,744 --> 00:55:19,347
My main contact there. I...
1217
00:55:19,421 --> 00:55:21,949
Sometimes you just have to take punches from people.
1218
00:55:21,996 --> 00:55:26,004
Oh, God, that is such a sad and unhealthy world view.
1219
00:55:26,058 --> 00:55:27,856
No! No!
1220
00:55:27,923 --> 00:55:31,793
I do things, and I don't do things for a reason.
1221
00:55:31,860 --> 00:55:34,229
I hate her, obviously, but she's my ally,
1222
00:55:34,296 --> 00:55:36,565
and I have to be comfortable with that.
1223
00:55:36,632 --> 00:55:39,434
Comfortable. You're going to be really comfortable in Africa.
1224
00:55:39,501 --> 00:55:40,905
Sure.
1225
00:55:40,930 --> 00:55:43,232
She's gonna cut me from the program. No, she won't.
1226
00:55:43,673 --> 00:55:44,974
God.
1227
00:55:45,041 --> 00:55:47,243
I just... Can we just not talk?
1228
00:55:59,523 --> 00:56:00,891
(RATTLING)
1229
00:56:04,861 --> 00:56:06,162
What's your name?
1230
00:56:06,229 --> 00:56:08,698
What? I'm not talking to you.
1231
00:56:10,968 --> 00:56:12,703
Sir, what's your name?
1232
00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:15,172
Oh, it's Sumrat.
1233
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:16,473
Hi, Sumrat.
1234
00:56:17,441 --> 00:56:18,442
Where are you from?
1235
00:56:18,509 --> 00:56:19,610
India.
1236
00:56:19,677 --> 00:56:21,879
What part? Bengal.
1237
00:56:21,945 --> 00:56:24,215
Oh, what part of Bengal? Calcutta.
1238
00:56:24,282 --> 00:56:27,752
I've been to Calcutta. Oh, God, I love it there.
1239
00:56:28,887 --> 00:56:31,556
I was so sad when Satyajit Ray died.
1240
00:56:31,623 --> 00:56:33,958
Uh... Yeah... We all were.
1241
00:56:34,025 --> 00:56:35,960
Humara naam Harper.
1242
00:56:37,196 --> 00:56:39,231
O... Okay. That, that...
1243
00:56:39,298 --> 00:56:40,900
Good, good... Good for you, yes.
1244
00:56:42,301 --> 00:56:44,370
HARPER: I also spent a lot of time in Goa.
1245
00:56:44,437 --> 00:56:46,439
Oh, really? My wife's family is from there.
1246
00:56:46,505 --> 00:56:48,774
Oh, she's so blessed. I love it there.
1247
00:56:48,841 --> 00:56:50,776
The air is so thick and sweet.
1248
00:56:50,843 --> 00:56:52,813
I still have dreams about it.
1249
00:56:52,879 --> 00:56:54,715
I wish I could have spent more time there,
1250
00:56:54,781 --> 00:56:57,517
but I had to go to a wedding with my father in Hyderabad.
1251
00:56:57,584 --> 00:57:00,252
So, does your father come to India often?
1252
00:57:00,319 --> 00:57:01,887
Yeah. His business is there.
1253
00:57:01,954 --> 00:57:03,322
Oh, really? What kind of business?
1254
00:57:03,389 --> 00:57:05,225
Uh, they basically do everything.
1255
00:57:05,292 --> 00:57:06,893
It's called Riess Culpepper.
1256
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:08,895
And yeah, they... They do everything.
1257
00:57:09,996 --> 00:57:11,598
(CAR INDICATOR TICKING)
1258
00:57:11,665 --> 00:57:14,801
Oh... Why are we stopped?
1259
00:57:14,868 --> 00:57:16,036
Is this it?
1260
00:57:18,438 --> 00:57:21,409
Please get out of my car right now.
1261
00:57:21,476 --> 00:57:23,111
What are you talking about? What?
1262
00:57:23,177 --> 00:57:24,812
I don't understand. We were going to...
1263
00:57:24,879 --> 00:57:27,482
No! Open the door and get out, now!
1264
00:57:27,548 --> 00:57:28,916
Um...
1265
00:57:28,983 --> 00:57:29,984
We're going to Fort Tilden. Okay...
1266
00:57:30,051 --> 00:57:31,753
No, you are not!
1267
00:57:31,819 --> 00:57:33,922
Get out! Open the door and get out of my car now!
1268
00:57:33,989 --> 00:57:35,691
ALLIE: Did we do something wrong? What are you talking about?
1269
00:57:35,758 --> 00:57:36,959
I'm sorry, I don't understand.
1270
00:57:37,025 --> 00:57:38,527
Do you know what you are?
1271
00:57:38,594 --> 00:57:40,129
You are the daughter of a criminal, okay?
1272
00:57:40,195 --> 00:57:42,030
Your father is a criminal bully.
1273
00:57:42,097 --> 00:57:44,833
And you, get out now! Okay, all right. Okay.
1274
00:57:44,900 --> 00:57:48,338
Take us to Fort Tilden! (SPEAKING BENGALI)
1275
00:57:48,404 --> 00:57:50,740
Take us to Fort Tilden, now! (SPEAKING BENGALI)
1276
00:57:50,807 --> 00:57:52,542
Drive the fucking car!
1277
00:57:52,609 --> 00:57:54,443
Don't tell me what to do in my own car! Get out, now!
1278
00:57:54,510 --> 00:57:56,145
No! Harper.
1279
00:57:56,211 --> 00:57:57,579
SUMRAT: Get out! HARPER: Drive the fucking car!
1280
00:57:57,646 --> 00:57:59,381
Get out of my car now!
1281
00:57:59,448 --> 00:58:00,950
Drive the fucking car, now! (POUNDING FISTS) Get out!
1282
00:58:01,017 --> 00:58:02,952
Drive the fucking car!
1283
00:58:03,019 --> 00:58:05,054
I don't drive criminals in my car. We have to get out of the car.
1284
00:58:05,121 --> 00:58:07,157
I told you... HARPER: We're not going anywhere!
1285
00:58:07,223 --> 00:58:09,392
I'm not going anywhere... I'm not going anywhere! Get out!
1286
00:58:09,459 --> 00:58:11,461
Where'd you get your cell phone from, huh? ALLIE: Don't hurt her!
1287
00:58:11,528 --> 00:58:13,363
Where'd you get your cell phone? Oh, fuck you!
1288
00:58:13,429 --> 00:58:17,268
Ask your father about his job in India, okay?
1289
00:58:17,334 --> 00:58:19,270
My father is not a criminal!
1290
00:58:19,336 --> 00:58:21,572
My father is not a criminal!
1291
00:58:21,639 --> 00:58:24,341
You know what, ask your father how he is able to sleep at night, okay?
1292
00:58:24,408 --> 00:58:26,177
Shut up! (SCREAMING) Fuck you!
1293
00:58:26,243 --> 00:58:28,880
He's not a criminal! My father's not a criminal!
1294
00:58:43,095 --> 00:58:45,865
You okay? Yeah. Obviously, I'm fine.
1295
00:58:53,605 --> 00:58:56,641
Which way should we go, do you think?
1296
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:03,516
It's not his fault. People see what they want to see.
1297
00:59:03,583 --> 00:59:06,552
And it's not my fault that I'm his daughter.
1298
00:59:10,122 --> 00:59:11,992
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1299
00:59:45,327 --> 00:59:50,598
ALLIE: I know that cars are the reason that the world is the way that it is,
1300
00:59:50,665 --> 00:59:53,602
but I really miss being able to scream in my car.
1301
00:59:53,669 --> 00:59:56,205
You just can't do that in New York, you know.
1302
00:59:58,107 --> 01:00:00,009
HARPER: Yeah. But where would you park it?
1303
01:00:00,075 --> 01:00:01,710
Hmm. Yeah.
1304
01:00:06,515 --> 01:00:08,885
Are we almost there? Yeah.
1305
01:00:08,952 --> 01:00:10,186
Yeah.
1306
01:00:11,388 --> 01:00:13,623
(SIGHS) I kinda feel like this guy...
1307
01:00:15,525 --> 01:00:17,027
I don't know.
1308
01:00:18,131 --> 01:00:20,133
Yeah, like why is he so fucking close to us?
1309
01:00:20,378 --> 01:00:21,279
Right?
1310
01:00:21,316 --> 01:00:23,585
There was a time at the 2nd Avenue F stop
1311
01:00:24,035 --> 01:00:26,671
where I felt someone pulling on my hair,
1312
01:00:26,737 --> 01:00:28,706
but then I turned around and there was no one there.
1313
01:00:28,773 --> 01:00:31,475
And it seriously happened, like, six times!
1314
01:00:31,542 --> 01:00:33,544
And when I got home, I opened my purse
1315
01:00:33,611 --> 01:00:34,846
and there was all this cum in it.
1316
01:00:34,913 --> 01:00:36,481
(GASPS) Oh, my God!
1317
01:00:36,548 --> 01:00:38,750
I know. I had to throw away my headphones.
1318
01:00:38,817 --> 01:00:40,085
Jesus.
1319
01:00:41,153 --> 01:00:42,253
Okay, he's, like, way too close.
1320
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:44,339
Let's pick up the pace.
1321
01:00:44,367 --> 01:00:46,769
When I was canvassing for Obama, there was this really touchy guy
1322
01:00:46,824 --> 01:00:49,127
who was always, like, dangerously close to my ass,
1323
01:00:49,194 --> 01:00:50,996
but not enough to report it, you know.
1324
01:00:51,063 --> 01:00:52,998
And then a couple of months later, I was at Housing Works,
1325
01:00:53,065 --> 01:00:55,767
and I saw him opening and closing books on his dick.
1326
01:00:55,834 --> 01:00:58,503
(SHUDDERS) So, like, I will always listen to my instincts from now on.
1327
01:00:58,570 --> 01:01:01,139
I have so many books from Housing Works. I know.
1328
01:01:02,140 --> 01:01:04,143
Okay, he's right behind us.
1329
01:01:04,210 --> 01:01:06,846
Four-and-half years ago, my aunt was walking down Lexington Avenue,
1330
01:01:06,913 --> 01:01:09,949
Lexington Avenue, when a guy threw her to the ground
1331
01:01:10,016 --> 01:01:12,552
and took a shit on her chest.
1332
01:01:12,618 --> 01:01:14,063
And the next thing she remembers,
1333
01:01:14,088 --> 01:01:15,955
she woke up in Jersey City... (MAN COUGHING LOUDLY)
1334
01:01:16,022 --> 01:01:17,191
Oh, my God! Oh, God!
1335
01:01:17,257 --> 01:01:19,126
Oh, my God! Help! Help!
1336
01:01:19,860 --> 01:01:22,196
(SOBBING) Help!
1337
01:01:22,262 --> 01:01:23,931
(BOTH WHIMPERING) Help us!
1338
01:01:23,998 --> 01:01:25,132
Oh, God!
1339
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:27,735
(SCREAMING)
1340
01:01:34,876 --> 01:01:36,044
(MAN COUGHING)
1341
01:01:39,313 --> 01:01:40,748
ALLIE: Is he still there?
1342
01:01:41,815 --> 01:01:43,350
Yeah. He's still running.
1343
01:01:43,417 --> 01:01:44,667
Where is he going?
1344
01:01:44,695 --> 01:01:46,081
I don't know. I don't get it!
1345
01:01:46,187 --> 01:01:48,089
God!
1346
01:01:48,156 --> 01:01:51,526
That was really scary! Scared the shit out of us for nothing.
1347
01:01:51,593 --> 01:01:53,261
ALLIE: What the fuck was wrong with that guy's foot?
1348
01:01:53,328 --> 01:01:55,764
HARPER: Ugh! It's really scary.
1349
01:02:00,636 --> 01:02:02,271
ALLIE: Wait, this is a beach?
1350
01:02:02,338 --> 01:02:05,975
HARPER: Wow. What a cool old theater!
1351
01:02:06,042 --> 01:02:08,544
Is it still functioning?
1352
01:02:08,611 --> 01:02:10,846
God, you can do whatever you want here!
1353
01:02:12,014 --> 01:02:14,017
What if you could, like...
1354
01:02:14,084 --> 01:02:17,287
Bus a bunch of people out here at night and put on, like, a cabaret?
1355
01:02:17,354 --> 01:02:19,289
Oh, cool. All right, not a cabaret,
1356
01:02:19,356 --> 01:02:23,160
because that's stupid, but, like, something classic, you know.
1357
01:02:23,226 --> 01:02:26,931
Yeah. Never mind. That's fucking stupid.
1358
01:02:26,998 --> 01:02:30,601
This place is awesome. It's such a piece of shit. (ALLIE CHUCKLES)
1359
01:02:31,803 --> 01:02:33,503
Is this, um...
1360
01:02:33,570 --> 01:02:35,639
Is the Fort back that way? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
1361
01:02:36,139 --> 01:02:37,340
Okay.
1362
01:02:37,407 --> 01:02:39,676
(AIRPLANE FLYING IN DISTANCE)
1363
01:02:47,385 --> 01:02:48,886
Uh, is it...
1364
01:02:54,092 --> 01:02:56,895
This is like beach sand, but this doesn't look like a beach.
1365
01:02:56,962 --> 01:02:58,230
It smells.
1366
01:02:58,764 --> 01:03:00,232
(SNIFFING)
1367
01:03:00,299 --> 01:03:03,068
Smells like cum. It does smell like cum.
1368
01:03:03,135 --> 01:03:05,204
We haven't seen a person in, like...
1369
01:03:06,238 --> 01:03:08,174
I don't even know.
1370
01:03:08,241 --> 01:03:10,777
Harper, do you know where you're going?
1371
01:03:11,744 --> 01:03:13,580
Well, yeah, I do.
1372
01:03:13,646 --> 01:03:15,882
It's just taking longer than I thought.
1373
01:03:16,916 --> 01:03:18,718
Ew!
1374
01:03:18,785 --> 01:03:20,920
Act like you're playing guitar.
1375
01:03:25,025 --> 01:03:26,327
(CAMERA CLICKING)
1376
01:03:28,229 --> 01:03:29,362
It's cute.
1377
01:03:30,363 --> 01:03:32,298
ALLIE: I still don't see a fort.
1378
01:03:33,133 --> 01:03:34,667
Oh, my God.
1379
01:03:34,734 --> 01:03:37,138
That barrel looks exactly like our barrel.
1380
01:03:37,204 --> 01:03:40,741
Ugh, that barrel does look exactly like our barrel.
1381
01:03:42,877 --> 01:03:45,312
Except, the distress is authentic.
1382
01:03:46,013 --> 01:03:48,282
Ugh, this day.
1383
01:03:50,352 --> 01:03:53,288
ALLIE: Excuse me? Is this a fort?
1384
01:03:53,355 --> 01:03:56,124
Um, yeah, I think that it used to be a fort.
1385
01:03:56,191 --> 01:03:58,326
Fort Tilden? No, this is Jacob Riis.
1386
01:03:58,393 --> 01:04:00,095
So where's Fort Tilden?
1387
01:04:00,162 --> 01:04:01,897
Uh, I don't know. I don't know.
1388
01:04:01,963 --> 01:04:04,300
I think that, uh, you have to take a shuttle there.
1389
01:04:04,367 --> 01:04:05,535
Yeah, or a ferry.
1390
01:04:05,601 --> 01:04:07,303
No, we already tried that.
1391
01:04:08,037 --> 01:04:09,272
BOTH: I'm sorry.
1392
01:04:09,338 --> 01:04:10,540
I don't know... We don't...
1393
01:04:10,606 --> 01:04:11,774
I don't know. Good luck.
1394
01:04:11,841 --> 01:04:12,975
Ugh!
1395
01:04:13,042 --> 01:04:14,143
Fucking idiots!
1396
01:04:14,210 --> 01:04:15,344
WOMAN: Okay.
1397
01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:25,421
I really think that path from before
1398
01:04:25,488 --> 01:04:27,323
might have been the right path.
1399
01:04:28,257 --> 01:04:29,992
(BOTH GROANING)
1400
01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:34,298
It's like Ted Bundy's house.
1401
01:04:35,899 --> 01:04:37,801
Oh, okay, this looks familiar.
1402
01:04:37,868 --> 01:04:39,369
We're definitely getting closer.
1403
01:04:39,436 --> 01:04:40,938
This is like the same material
1404
01:04:41,004 --> 01:04:42,472
the fort is made out of.
1405
01:04:43,740 --> 01:04:44,808
(SQUEALING)
1406
01:04:44,875 --> 01:04:46,544
Oh! Oh, my God!
1407
01:04:46,611 --> 01:04:49,347
What? Kittens. Hi!
1408
01:04:49,414 --> 01:04:51,549
Oh, my goodness. Hi, come here.
1409
01:04:51,616 --> 01:04:53,218
(GASPING) Oh.
1410
01:04:53,284 --> 01:04:54,652
Hi! Oh. (GASPING)
1411
01:04:54,719 --> 01:04:57,322
So cute. Oh. Oh, my God. Hi, baby.
1412
01:04:57,388 --> 01:04:59,057
Hi, honies, I won't hurt you.
1413
01:04:59,123 --> 01:05:00,426
Hi.
1414
01:05:00,492 --> 01:05:01,994
Got you, oh, little blue eyes.
1415
01:05:02,061 --> 01:05:03,729
Oh, this is so tragic.
1416
01:05:03,796 --> 01:05:05,831
Left for dead at the beach.
1417
01:05:05,898 --> 01:05:09,101
Who'd do this? Hi, little babies. Hi.
1418
01:05:09,168 --> 01:05:10,769
What? They're so pretty, Allie.
1419
01:05:10,836 --> 01:05:13,038
Look at their eyes. Oh, my God.
1420
01:05:13,105 --> 01:05:16,109
It's like a fancy breed or something. Hi, little.
1421
01:05:16,176 --> 01:05:18,278
Hi. Aw.
1422
01:05:18,345 --> 01:05:20,313
Oh, my God. They smell good.
1423
01:05:20,380 --> 01:05:22,047
Ah, God, what do we do?
1424
01:05:23,949 --> 01:05:25,818
I don't know. We can't leave them.
1425
01:05:25,884 --> 01:05:28,054
I know, I know. We have to take them with us.
1426
01:05:29,322 --> 01:05:30,490
But...
1427
01:05:31,191 --> 01:05:32,359
To the beach?
1428
01:05:33,126 --> 01:05:34,527
(MEOWING)
1429
01:05:36,263 --> 01:05:39,199
Okay, well, maybe... Maybe you can keep two of them
1430
01:05:39,266 --> 01:05:40,800
and I can take one of them.
1431
01:05:40,867 --> 01:05:42,903
I can give one of them to my cousin, maybe.
1432
01:05:42,970 --> 01:05:45,039
I don't want to split them apart. That's cruel.
1433
01:05:45,106 --> 01:05:48,109
But I can't take any to Liberia with me.
1434
01:05:48,175 --> 01:05:50,945
I really think it's down behind those parking lot fields.
1435
01:05:51,012 --> 01:05:52,446
No, it's back this way.
1436
01:05:52,513 --> 01:05:54,181
We just have to do it right this time.
1437
01:05:54,248 --> 01:05:55,583
Harper, I just... I really think
1438
01:05:55,650 --> 01:05:57,152
it's that path that we saw before.
1439
01:05:57,219 --> 01:05:59,187
(SCOFFING) Are you kidding me?
1440
01:05:59,254 --> 01:06:01,023
Why is that such a stupid idea?
1441
01:06:01,089 --> 01:06:03,358
Does it look like a fort lives over there?
1442
01:06:03,425 --> 01:06:06,028
Does it look like a fort lives over there? (SCOFFS)
1443
01:06:09,832 --> 01:06:11,567
Why are you just standing there?
1444
01:06:11,634 --> 01:06:14,037
Because we already know that's the wrong way!
1445
01:06:14,103 --> 01:06:15,471
Oh, my God!
1446
01:06:15,538 --> 01:06:17,773
Harper, the sun is low in the sky.
1447
01:06:17,839 --> 01:06:19,207
I'm tired.
1448
01:06:19,274 --> 01:06:20,742
And I'm sick of walking up and down
1449
01:06:20,809 --> 01:06:22,411
this fucking road that leads to nowhere.
1450
01:06:22,477 --> 01:06:24,147
Can you stop picking fights, please?
1451
01:06:24,213 --> 01:06:26,049
I would argue that you're the one picking fights.
1452
01:06:26,115 --> 01:06:28,484
Okay, let's get past this passive aggressive shit.
1453
01:06:28,551 --> 01:06:29,952
Oh, I'm being passive aggressive?
1454
01:06:30,019 --> 01:06:31,554
\"Oh, I'm being passive aggressive?\"
1455
01:06:31,621 --> 01:06:33,423
Do you hear that? It's your tone.
1456
01:06:34,924 --> 01:06:36,125
(GRUNTING)
1457
01:06:36,192 --> 01:06:37,961
Be careful with the kitten.
1458
01:06:40,197 --> 01:06:41,765
(CELL PHONE BUZZES)
1459
01:06:41,832 --> 01:06:43,033
Oh, my God.
1460
01:06:48,205 --> 01:06:49,139
Fuck.
1461
01:06:58,550 --> 01:07:00,885
Did you post the picture of me on the beach?
1462
01:07:04,923 --> 01:07:06,959
How would she have seen that?
1463
01:07:08,361 --> 01:07:11,230
On the Internet, Harper!
1464
01:07:11,297 --> 01:07:14,699
She can't see my photos if she doesn't follow me.
1465
01:07:14,766 --> 01:07:16,334
Well, she found it.
1466
01:07:16,401 --> 01:07:18,036
And I asked you not to post it,
1467
01:07:18,103 --> 01:07:19,371
and you did it anyway.
1468
01:07:19,437 --> 01:07:21,040
And that's so disrespectful.
1469
01:07:21,107 --> 01:07:23,376
I can't control the Internet for you, Allie.
1470
01:07:23,442 --> 01:07:27,346
God, if this gets taken away from me because of you...
1471
01:07:27,413 --> 01:07:29,014
I need this, Harper.
1472
01:07:29,081 --> 01:07:30,516
Need this for what?
1473
01:07:30,583 --> 01:07:32,118
You just like to tell people about it.
1474
01:07:32,184 --> 01:07:35,188
God, no! That's not true! That's so false!
1475
01:07:36,623 --> 01:07:37,891
You're just the only person in the world
1476
01:07:37,958 --> 01:07:39,926
who can't get excited for me.
1477
01:07:39,993 --> 01:07:41,495
No, Allie. No one cares.
1478
01:07:41,561 --> 01:07:43,063
No one is dumb enough to think
1479
01:07:43,130 --> 01:07:45,065
that you'll actually go through with this.
1480
01:07:45,132 --> 01:07:47,334
You know what, I dare you to go to the Peace Corps.
1481
01:07:47,401 --> 01:07:49,570
You don't have to dare me to do something I'm already fucking doing!
1482
01:07:49,637 --> 01:07:51,539
You're not gonna do it.
1483
01:07:51,606 --> 01:07:53,608
It's just one of the many exit strategies you're collecting.
1484
01:07:53,674 --> 01:07:56,544
This isn't an exit strategy, this is a plan.
1485
01:07:57,412 --> 01:07:58,813
It's a really good plan.
1486
01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:01,550
I am doing something valuable and...
1487
01:08:01,617 --> 01:08:04,086
That's not something to be ashamed of.
1488
01:08:04,153 --> 01:08:06,622
I would love to see you try to make a plan.
1489
01:08:06,688 --> 01:08:09,123
Oh, you can't make plans in my field.
1490
01:08:09,190 --> 01:08:12,126
It's art. You just have to let things happen.
1491
01:08:12,193 --> 01:08:13,661
And what, you think that's easy or something?
1492
01:08:13,728 --> 01:08:15,096
No, I think it's really hard,
1493
01:08:15,163 --> 01:08:17,232
which is why you're not an artist.
1494
01:08:17,299 --> 01:08:20,002
Artists take risks, and are honest with themselves.
1495
01:08:20,068 --> 01:08:21,937
They don't just fucking talk shit about people
1496
01:08:22,004 --> 01:08:24,540
who are already doing good things!
1497
01:08:26,108 --> 01:08:29,044
I hope that felt really good. It really, really did!
1498
01:08:35,585 --> 01:08:37,821
300 years ago, there was a girl named Allie
1499
01:08:37,887 --> 01:08:40,590
who went to the Peace Corps because she didn't know what she was good at.
1500
01:08:40,657 --> 01:08:43,961
And when she came back, it hadn't solved any of her problems,
1501
01:08:44,028 --> 01:08:46,831
and she was just two years older.
1502
01:08:46,897 --> 01:08:50,568
300 years ago, there was a girl named Harper, who...
1503
01:08:51,969 --> 01:08:54,071
Used up the world's space and gave nothing in return
1504
01:08:54,138 --> 01:08:55,973
because she's afraid to fucking fail.
1505
01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:58,043
And that's the worst thing you can be as a human.
1506
01:08:58,777 --> 01:09:00,545
(KITTEN SQUEALING)
1507
01:09:02,214 --> 01:09:03,548
(SQUEALING)
1508
01:09:05,015 --> 01:09:07,117
I'm done with these fucking cats!
1509
01:09:09,353 --> 01:09:10,287
Come on.
1510
01:09:11,490 --> 01:09:13,291
I know. Come on.
1511
01:09:13,358 --> 01:09:14,292
I know.
1512
01:09:23,602 --> 01:09:25,270
Can you make it nice for them?
1513
01:09:25,338 --> 01:09:27,039
Obviously. Here.
1514
01:09:28,374 --> 01:09:29,575
Shh! It's okay. It's okay.
1515
01:09:29,642 --> 01:09:30,776
Don't be scared.
1516
01:09:31,644 --> 01:09:33,779
Be careful. I am careful.
1517
01:09:42,523 --> 01:09:44,391
Which one should I take? (SQUEALING)
1518
01:09:44,458 --> 01:09:47,261
Come here. I know. Are you sure that's okay?
1519
01:09:47,327 --> 01:09:50,564
I mean, it's better than where they came from.
1520
01:09:50,631 --> 01:09:52,499
If you have a better idea, let me know.
1521
01:09:52,566 --> 01:09:55,436
All right. Bye, you guys.
1522
01:09:55,503 --> 01:09:57,639
See you soon. Are you all right? It's okay.
1523
01:09:58,373 --> 01:09:59,607
ALLIE: We'll be back.
1524
01:10:00,941 --> 01:10:02,609
Be comfortable, okay?
1525
01:10:05,612 --> 01:10:07,315
(SIGHS) Okay.
1526
01:10:07,382 --> 01:10:09,584
I have a really good feeling about this path,
1527
01:10:09,651 --> 01:10:11,486
and I would like to try it, please.
1528
01:10:11,553 --> 01:10:13,154
Fine. Let's go.
1529
01:10:13,621 --> 01:10:15,557
Okay.
1530
01:10:15,623 --> 01:10:16,958
There won't be a fort at the end of it. Shh! Whatever, Harper.
1531
01:10:24,300 --> 01:10:25,634
(CELL PHONE BUZZES)
1532
01:10:32,575 --> 01:10:33,709
(SCOFFS)
1533
01:10:34,677 --> 01:10:36,313
(PHONE DROPS)
1534
01:10:36,379 --> 01:10:38,715
Damn it!
1535
01:10:38,782 --> 01:10:41,384
They're at the other fucking beach! They're not even at Fort Tilden.
1536
01:10:42,686 --> 01:10:45,088
At least we know how to get there.
1537
01:10:45,155 --> 01:10:47,424
Okay, so before we go, I just wanna prepare you
1538
01:10:47,490 --> 01:10:49,794
that if Russ is into me, it's not my fault,
1539
01:10:49,860 --> 01:10:52,830
and if he tries to get anywhere with me, I'm not gonna stop him.
1540
01:10:52,897 --> 01:10:54,932
He texted me.
1541
01:10:54,999 --> 01:10:58,401
That's because he's got game, and wants to fuck your friend, not you.
1542
01:11:00,604 --> 01:11:02,405
(SCOFFS) Is this it?
1543
01:11:04,208 --> 01:11:05,676
This is the fort.
1544
01:11:07,712 --> 01:11:09,647
This is the fucking fort?
1545
01:11:10,648 --> 01:11:12,183
Well, that's great!
1546
01:11:12,249 --> 01:11:14,652
I'm glad we found it when we don't need it.
1547
01:11:18,790 --> 01:11:20,359
It's like a spaceship.
1548
01:11:22,361 --> 01:11:23,862
Looks like a Chia pet.
1549
01:11:27,232 --> 01:11:28,333
Great!
1550
01:11:39,245 --> 01:11:40,680
Is that them?
1551
01:11:41,481 --> 01:11:42,749
It has to be. But...
1552
01:11:42,815 --> 01:11:44,817
Who are those two with them?
1553
01:11:45,653 --> 01:11:47,688
Ugh! It can't be them.
1554
01:11:47,755 --> 01:11:50,691
That's Russ. And there's the other one.
1555
01:11:50,758 --> 01:11:52,659
Are they fucking topless?
1556
01:11:53,052 --> 01:11:54,394
Yep.
1557
01:11:54,460 --> 01:11:55,728
No.
1558
01:12:01,635 --> 01:12:02,970
Hi!
1559
01:12:03,037 --> 01:12:04,872
Oh, you guys actually showed up.
1560
01:12:04,938 --> 01:12:06,607
Sam, you remember these girls, right?
1561
01:12:06,674 --> 01:12:08,642
Remember them? SAM: Oh, yeah. Hey!
1562
01:12:08,709 --> 01:12:11,578
That's so funny that you're here.
1563
01:12:11,645 --> 01:12:13,381
So funny? Yeah.
1564
01:12:13,448 --> 01:12:15,250
I'm Sage.
1565
01:12:15,316 --> 01:12:18,286
Sage! Oh, my gosh, that's such a beautiful name.
1566
01:12:18,353 --> 01:12:20,155
Sage. Wow! (CHUCKLES)
1567
01:12:20,221 --> 01:12:21,456
I'm Harper. This is Allie.
1568
01:12:21,523 --> 01:12:22,590
Hi. Hello.
1569
01:12:22,657 --> 01:12:23,692
I am Mia.
1570
01:12:23,758 --> 01:12:25,326
I'm sorry?
1571
01:12:25,393 --> 01:12:28,864
Mia. That's my name. You know, Mia.
1572
01:12:28,931 --> 01:12:31,400
Right, yes. Beautiful.
1573
01:12:31,467 --> 01:12:34,003
So, are you guys gonna just stand there...
1574
01:12:34,070 --> 01:12:35,871
Are you gonna join us?
1575
01:12:35,938 --> 01:12:37,907
We got beers! By all means, treat yourselves.
1576
01:12:40,944 --> 01:12:44,381
So, how do we all know each other?
1577
01:12:44,448 --> 01:12:46,416
Oh, we've been friends for a long time.
1578
01:12:46,483 --> 01:12:47,784
Oh, us, too.
1579
01:12:49,985 --> 01:12:51,654
How do you guys know each other?
1580
01:12:51,721 --> 01:12:53,422
Oh, my God, how do we know each... Oh, my God.
1581
01:12:53,489 --> 01:12:55,192
(MIA AND SAGE LAUGHING)
1582
01:12:55,258 --> 01:12:57,360
Do you remember? Kind of.
1583
01:12:57,427 --> 01:12:58,528
(LAUGHING)
1584
01:12:59,496 --> 01:13:00,831
That sounds fun.
1585
01:13:01,698 --> 01:13:02,866
So what's your story?
1586
01:13:02,933 --> 01:13:04,034
I'm an artist.
1587
01:13:04,101 --> 01:13:06,403
Oh! What's your medium?
1588
01:13:06,470 --> 01:13:09,674
Mixed mediums. Depends on the audience and the material.
1589
01:13:09,741 --> 01:13:12,710
This country does not put enough money into the arts.
1590
01:13:12,777 --> 01:13:14,412
It's so true.
1591
01:13:14,479 --> 01:13:16,447
What about you, Allie?
1592
01:13:16,514 --> 01:13:19,817
Um, I just dropped everything and I'm going to the Peace Corps.
1593
01:13:19,884 --> 01:13:22,086
So you're, like, taking time off?
1594
01:13:22,153 --> 01:13:24,089
Well, you know, I just couldn't think of a better way
1595
01:13:24,156 --> 01:13:25,758
to spend two years.
1596
01:13:25,824 --> 01:13:26,959
Right on.
1597
01:13:28,460 --> 01:13:30,963
So, uh, where are you going, actually?
1598
01:13:32,965 --> 01:13:34,900
Liberia. Oh, right!
1599
01:13:34,967 --> 01:13:36,568
That is fucking crazy.
1600
01:13:36,635 --> 01:13:39,339
They have a branch there? Yes, they do. Yeah.
1601
01:13:39,405 --> 01:13:41,741
Wow, that's scary.
1602
01:13:41,808 --> 01:13:43,643
(LAUGHTER) RUSS: Yeah.
1603
01:13:43,710 --> 01:13:46,411
Well, you know, sometimes I think you have to live a little
1604
01:13:46,478 --> 01:13:48,747
before you can become who you are, you know.
1605
01:13:48,814 --> 01:13:51,785
Uh, we're so lucky. ALLIE: Yeah.
1606
01:13:51,851 --> 01:13:53,720
And I mean, I think it's...
1607
01:13:53,787 --> 01:13:57,257
I think it's a new perspective that'll really give me a leg-up
1608
01:13:57,323 --> 01:13:58,858
when I apply for law school.
1609
01:13:58,925 --> 01:14:00,660
Oh. Is that what you want to do?
1610
01:14:00,727 --> 01:14:03,062
Yeah, or acupuncture...
1611
01:14:04,664 --> 01:14:06,467
RUSS: Mia was doing actually some work with some countries.
1612
01:14:06,534 --> 01:14:07,835
Where were you at?
1613
01:14:07,902 --> 01:14:09,303
Like, it was Thailand, right?
1614
01:14:09,370 --> 01:14:12,506
The clouds in Phuket move so fast.
1615
01:14:12,573 --> 01:14:15,109
I'm having withdrawals.
1616
01:14:15,176 --> 01:14:18,479
I was working for this non-profit called Free Water...
1617
01:14:18,546 --> 01:14:21,316
I know Free Water. That's an amazing organization.
1618
01:14:21,383 --> 01:14:24,519
Thank you for your work. Thank you.
1619
01:14:24,586 --> 01:14:28,590
I told Sage she needs to come with me next year so she can write about it.
1620
01:14:28,657 --> 01:14:30,525
Oh, yeah. Sage is a great fucking writer.
1621
01:14:30,592 --> 01:14:32,360
Really top-notch.
1622
01:14:32,427 --> 01:14:34,363
Stop it!
1623
01:14:34,430 --> 01:14:36,966
Well, we'd love to read some of your work sometime.
1624
01:14:38,201 --> 01:14:41,036
So, uh... Did you guys get the Molly or...
1625
01:14:41,770 --> 01:14:44,072
Yeah, it was easy.
1626
01:14:44,139 --> 01:14:45,774
One for each of us. That's cool?
1627
01:14:45,841 --> 01:14:48,444
Yeah, don't be nervous. This one's all about love.
1628
01:14:49,078 --> 01:14:50,179
MIA: Thanks.
1629
01:14:50,246 --> 01:14:51,547
Thank you guys so much.
1630
01:14:51,614 --> 01:14:52,882
HARPER: Oh...
1631
01:14:54,083 --> 01:14:55,551
Um, yeah.
1632
01:14:56,886 --> 01:14:58,487
You guys are already rolling, right?
1633
01:14:59,455 --> 01:15:01,625
Yeah, yeah.
1634
01:15:01,692 --> 01:15:05,128
The last time I rolled was in this hostel in Malaysia with a bunch of Norwegians.
1635
01:15:06,530 --> 01:15:08,832
God, I'm so glad my past is behind me.
1636
01:15:08,899 --> 01:15:10,534
So, how's the water?
1637
01:15:10,601 --> 01:15:13,503
It was good earlier. I don't know about now.
1638
01:15:13,570 --> 01:15:14,672
Who wants to go in?
1639
01:15:17,475 --> 01:15:19,544
Russ, I know you want to.
1640
01:15:19,611 --> 01:15:22,747
No, not at all. It's kinda cold. It's not even sunny at all.
1641
01:15:22,814 --> 01:15:25,450
Oh, come on. I'm cool right where I... am.
1642
01:15:25,516 --> 01:15:27,685
I mean, you can... Come on.
1643
01:15:27,752 --> 01:15:31,056
Harper, don't make him do something he doesn't want to do, you know.
1644
01:15:31,123 --> 01:15:33,359
Just imagine how amazing it's gonna feel
1645
01:15:33,425 --> 01:15:36,628
when the Molly takes over in the middle of the surf.
1646
01:15:36,694 --> 01:15:38,630
SAM: I'm sure Hally would wanna go. Allie.
1647
01:15:38,696 --> 01:15:40,698
Yeah. That's what I mean. Well, like...
1648
01:15:40,765 --> 01:15:43,402
You two could go together as friends, right?
1649
01:15:43,469 --> 01:15:45,371
Russ!
1650
01:15:45,437 --> 01:15:48,040
No, I'm actually... I'm fine where I am, here.
1651
01:15:48,107 --> 01:15:50,542
Ah! I can't believe you're making me drag you.
1652
01:15:50,609 --> 01:15:52,077
No one's making you.
1653
01:15:52,745 --> 01:15:53,712
Seriously?
1654
01:15:54,747 --> 01:15:56,015
Have fun.
1655
01:15:57,550 --> 01:16:00,587
So, how long does this usually take to, like...
1656
01:16:00,654 --> 01:16:02,555
Oh. Um, not very long.
1657
01:16:02,622 --> 01:16:03,990
Cool. Cool. Yeah.
1658
01:16:04,057 --> 01:16:05,392
Great. Pretty quick.
1659
01:16:05,458 --> 01:16:07,961
How did you get here today?
1660
01:16:08,028 --> 01:16:09,863
Oh, we biked. Oh, wow!
1661
01:16:09,930 --> 01:16:11,265
That's intense.
1662
01:16:11,332 --> 01:16:13,401
Yeah, it was so nice, actually.
1663
01:16:13,467 --> 01:16:16,170
It was really relaxing. It was beautiful. Oh, that's great.
1664
01:16:16,237 --> 01:16:18,873
It's freezing! Are you kidding me?
1665
01:16:18,940 --> 01:16:21,142
This is so freaking freezing! It feels really good.
1666
01:16:21,208 --> 01:16:23,210
No, it doesn't, at all.
1667
01:16:23,277 --> 01:16:26,415
I'm really glad this is happening 'cause dude needs to get over you.
1668
01:16:26,481 --> 01:16:29,017
MIA: Oh, my God. I know.
1669
01:16:31,019 --> 01:16:32,453
Brrr!
1670
01:16:32,520 --> 01:16:35,289
You were right. Kinda feels great.
1671
01:16:35,356 --> 01:16:37,024
Yeah, I'm definitely cold.
1672
01:16:37,091 --> 01:16:39,227
My first orgasm was in the water.
1673
01:16:39,294 --> 01:16:41,296
That sounds complicated.
1674
01:16:41,363 --> 01:16:44,967
Not really. I've just always been able to cum so easily.
1675
01:16:45,033 --> 01:16:45,968
You're lucky.
1676
01:16:46,034 --> 01:16:47,736
(LAUGHING)
1677
01:16:47,803 --> 01:16:50,105
Oh, my God! Wait. I just...
1678
01:16:50,172 --> 01:16:51,506
(BUZZING)
1679
01:16:51,573 --> 01:16:53,476
I thought my phone was ringing.
1680
01:16:53,543 --> 01:16:54,911
It was just my stomach grumbling.
1681
01:16:54,978 --> 01:16:56,512
(SAGE LAUGHING)
1682
01:16:57,280 --> 01:16:59,248
(INDISTINCT TALKING)
1683
01:16:59,315 --> 01:17:02,585
SAM: It's like a vibration, so I just thought it was outside my body.
1684
01:17:02,652 --> 01:17:04,620
Hi, Cabiria! CABIRIA: Wow!
1685
01:17:04,687 --> 01:17:06,523
I'm surprised to hear your voice.
1686
01:17:09,026 --> 01:17:10,260
Stop, stop!
1687
01:17:11,295 --> 01:17:13,664
You love it. Fuck.
1688
01:17:13,731 --> 01:17:16,066
CABIRIA: I can hear the waves, Allie.
1689
01:17:16,767 --> 01:17:18,569
That's, um...
1690
01:17:18,635 --> 01:17:20,170
That's actually my air conditioner. Uh-huh.
1691
01:17:20,237 --> 01:17:21,940
I'm sorry, I'm confused.
1692
01:17:22,007 --> 01:17:24,342
The Peace Corps is no joke.
1693
01:17:24,409 --> 01:17:27,478
I'm responsible for you and it reflects poorly on me,
1694
01:17:29,980 --> 01:17:32,149
when my nominees fall short of my expectations. I don't take on children.
1695
01:17:32,216 --> 01:17:36,021
Oh, God! Did you... Did you not get the PDFs
1696
01:17:36,087 --> 01:17:39,290
that I sent you with all of my information? I mean, I...
1697
01:17:39,357 --> 01:17:42,027
My Internet is in and out, so it's possible that it didn't go through.
1698
01:17:42,093 --> 01:17:46,097
Or maybe you could check your spam folder. It could be in there.
1699
01:17:46,164 --> 01:17:48,300
Don't think I'm that easy.
1700
01:17:49,201 --> 01:17:50,970
Oh, gosh! Is...
1701
01:17:51,037 --> 01:17:52,738
Is this about that picture?
1702
01:17:52,805 --> 01:17:54,974
Because that's actually from a really long time ago.
1703
01:17:55,041 --> 01:17:57,676
Um, I would die if I was at the beach right now.
1704
01:17:57,743 --> 01:17:59,779
CABIRIA: I know you're lying to me.
1705
01:18:01,580 --> 01:18:03,750
I believed in you and you let me down.
1706
01:18:03,817 --> 01:18:06,319
I want so badly to cut you from the program,
1707
01:18:06,386 --> 01:18:08,789
but I can't, because you are the only candidate
1708
01:18:08,855 --> 01:18:11,124
who's proficient in the Kisi language.
1709
01:18:13,960 --> 01:18:16,029
Yeah.
1710
01:18:16,096 --> 01:18:19,167
We are meeting tomorrow at 3:00 p.m., sick or not.
1711
01:18:20,701 --> 01:18:21,803
Okay.
1712
01:18:22,937 --> 01:18:24,104
Enjoy the beach.
1713
01:18:28,975 --> 01:18:30,178
(SNIFFLING)
1714
01:18:30,912 --> 01:18:32,113
Is everything okay?
1715
01:18:37,819 --> 01:18:39,887
Yeah. (SOBBING)
1716
01:18:39,954 --> 01:18:44,259
This woman was just yelling at me and...
1717
01:18:44,326 --> 01:18:48,831
(TEARFULLY) This is just how I'm reacting. I'm fine, I'm fine.
1718
01:18:48,897 --> 01:18:51,233
Oh, my God, sweetie, who was yelling at you?
1719
01:18:52,835 --> 01:18:54,369
The Peace Corps woman.
1720
01:18:56,105 --> 01:18:58,741
(SNIFFLING) She's really unfair.
1721
01:19:00,310 --> 01:19:02,779
Oh, my God! What a bitch!
1722
01:19:02,846 --> 01:19:06,649
I mean, you're, like, putting off going to college for that.
1723
01:19:06,716 --> 01:19:09,786
Oh, no. No, no, I've been out of college for...
1724
01:19:11,287 --> 01:19:12,423
Um...
1725
01:19:13,791 --> 01:19:14,859
How old are you?
1726
01:19:15,993 --> 01:19:17,194
How old are you?
1727
01:19:22,365 --> 01:19:24,267
I wanna show you something.
1728
01:19:27,404 --> 01:19:29,039
Guess what this is.
1729
01:19:29,106 --> 01:19:30,741
That's my dick.
1730
01:19:32,810 --> 01:19:35,212
It's so cold. It'll get better.
1731
01:19:35,279 --> 01:19:37,381
I don't wanna jinx it,
1732
01:19:37,448 --> 01:19:40,118
but I feel like I have a pretty good chance of getting into Northwestern.
1733
01:19:40,185 --> 01:19:42,120
You know, just 'cause my dad went there and everything. I don't know. It's stupid.
1734
01:19:42,187 --> 01:19:46,691
You'll get in. I mean, come on. He has such good grades.
1735
01:19:46,758 --> 01:19:50,295
Me and Sage are gonna try for Brown together.
1736
01:19:50,362 --> 01:19:52,898
College cannot be our goodbye, you know.
1737
01:19:52,964 --> 01:19:55,034
I have to take the SAT again in October
1738
01:19:55,101 --> 01:19:56,669
because I fucked it up in spring.
1739
01:19:56,736 --> 01:19:58,771
Ugh! Can we not talk about the SATs for once?
1740
01:20:02,308 --> 01:20:04,310
(SHIVERING)
1741
01:20:07,713 --> 01:20:09,316
Yeah, you like that? (MOANING)
1742
01:20:11,318 --> 01:20:13,287
I'm gonna watch you cum.
1743
01:20:13,353 --> 01:20:15,221
I'm trying, I'm trying.
1744
01:20:18,891 --> 01:20:19,992
(GRUNTS)
1745
01:20:21,093 --> 01:20:22,563
Can you stop?
1746
01:20:22,629 --> 01:20:24,031
Please, can we stop?
1747
01:20:24,097 --> 01:20:26,333
(SCREAMING)
1748
01:20:27,267 --> 01:20:28,402
Um...
1749
01:20:29,570 --> 01:20:31,705
So... I think I'm rolling a little bit.
1750
01:20:31,772 --> 01:20:35,342
Yeah, I'm starting to feel loose.
1751
01:20:37,979 --> 01:20:40,315
SAM: Are you feeling this right now?
1752
01:20:42,350 --> 01:20:43,484
Yeah.
1753
01:20:44,319 --> 01:20:45,820
(GROANING) Touch me.
1754
01:20:45,887 --> 01:20:47,655
Yo, fuck this.
1755
01:20:47,722 --> 01:20:49,925
This is so fucked up. I don't want Mia to get jealous.
1756
01:20:49,992 --> 01:20:51,894
Fuck this. I'm sorry. It's so fucking cold.
1757
01:20:51,961 --> 01:20:54,396
I... I just gotta go right now. I'm sorry.
1758
01:20:55,364 --> 01:20:57,032
Fuck! Are you kidding me?
1759
01:21:16,785 --> 01:21:18,455
(GROANING)
1760
01:21:18,521 --> 01:21:20,757
Can you guys, like... Can we, like, wrap it up
1761
01:21:20,824 --> 01:21:22,492
and can we just go, like, can we get out of here?
1762
01:21:22,559 --> 01:21:24,427
Is everything okay? RUSS: Oh, yeah.
1763
01:21:24,494 --> 01:21:26,730
I'm just really cold and my stomach hurts. Can we just...
1764
01:21:26,796 --> 01:21:28,865
Mmm-hmm. ...get the stuff?
1765
01:21:29,599 --> 01:21:31,201
Like, now! Like...
1766
01:21:31,268 --> 01:21:32,937
Chill out, we're going.
1767
01:21:33,004 --> 01:21:34,438
Hey, Allie.
1768
01:21:35,473 --> 01:21:37,875
I think we're gonna leave now.
1769
01:21:37,942 --> 01:21:40,945
To go back uptown to my mother's place.
1770
01:21:41,012 --> 01:21:44,982
Um... And look, I'm just gonna be super honest with you here.
1771
01:21:45,049 --> 01:21:47,886
I'm vibing on you pretty hard right now.
1772
01:21:47,953 --> 01:21:51,123
And if my senses are right, I feel like
1773
01:21:51,189 --> 01:21:54,860
you feel some of the same. So I don't know what the right move is here.
1774
01:21:54,926 --> 01:21:57,496
You're more than welcome to come with us.
1775
01:21:57,562 --> 01:22:00,133
If you wanna stay here, ditch the friend,
1776
01:22:00,199 --> 01:22:02,402
and then come meet us afterwards, you know...
1777
01:22:02,468 --> 01:22:04,804
I can't promise that we'll have a place for your bicycle.
1778
01:22:04,871 --> 01:22:07,072
'Cause it's all happening so fast... Don't...
1779
01:22:07,139 --> 01:22:09,908
I never felt this way about anyone before. (STAMMERING)
1780
01:22:11,209 --> 01:22:13,445
You... You go ahead. I'll...
1781
01:22:14,180 --> 01:22:15,481
I'm gonna be fine.
1782
01:22:17,050 --> 01:22:20,153
I get it. It's friendship. It's number one.
1783
01:22:20,219 --> 01:22:22,121
You can't leave friends.
1784
01:22:22,188 --> 01:22:25,591
This is... All this stuff I learned from you is unbelievable.
1785
01:22:25,658 --> 01:22:27,327
You are so wise.
1786
01:22:27,393 --> 01:22:28,796
Are you gonna be okay to drive, though?
1787
01:22:28,862 --> 01:22:30,531
Yeah. I'm fine to drive. Yeah.
1788
01:22:30,597 --> 01:22:32,533
ALLIE: Are you sure?
1789
01:22:32,599 --> 01:22:35,002
Yeah. I've never felt more capable of driving in my entire life.
1790
01:22:35,069 --> 01:22:37,338
Are you sure you're gonna be okay to drive?
1791
01:22:37,404 --> 01:22:38,972
SAM: Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Yeah.
1792
01:22:39,039 --> 01:22:42,477
It was so, so nice to meet you.
1793
01:22:42,544 --> 01:22:45,080
Hopefully, our, like, paths will cross again.
1794
01:22:45,146 --> 01:22:46,581
Yeah? Yeah. Definitely.
1795
01:22:46,648 --> 01:22:48,483
RUSS: Okay, come on, guys. Seriously.
1796
01:22:48,550 --> 01:22:50,185
What was your friend's name?
1797
01:22:50,251 --> 01:22:51,486
Harper. Okay.
1798
01:22:52,187 --> 01:22:53,555
Bye, Harper.
1799
01:22:53,621 --> 01:22:54,856
SAM: Bye, Harper!
1800
01:22:54,923 --> 01:22:56,826
It was so great to meet you.
1801
01:22:56,892 --> 01:22:58,694
SAM: ...incredible, in my life.
1802
01:22:58,761 --> 01:23:01,230
Also, you know, don't worry about that woman.
1803
01:23:01,297 --> 01:23:02,931
Okay, you did everything right.
1804
01:23:02,997 --> 01:23:06,167
She just needs to suffer with herself. Okay?
1805
01:23:08,136 --> 01:23:09,404
(MOUTHING) Bye.
1806
01:23:19,949 --> 01:23:22,151
Have fun at college, you guys.
1807
01:23:25,422 --> 01:23:26,556
Bye!
1808
01:23:27,591 --> 01:23:30,093
SAGE: Those women were like, 30.
1809
01:23:30,160 --> 01:23:31,528
(GIGGLING)
1810
01:23:33,029 --> 01:23:35,499
How do old people buy drugs?
1811
01:23:35,565 --> 01:23:37,535
(LAUGHING) No idea.
1812
01:24:07,166 --> 01:24:08,233
Hey.
1813
01:24:14,473 --> 01:24:16,708
I'm not usually wrong about people.
1814
01:24:17,876 --> 01:24:19,579
Russ and I were like...
1815
01:24:21,014 --> 01:24:25,185
Like, perfectly cool, and just flirty both ways.
1816
01:24:26,419 --> 01:24:28,655
And then he flipped out on me.
1817
01:24:28,721 --> 01:24:30,256
They were teenagers.
1818
01:24:31,724 --> 01:24:34,628
Sage and Mia? God! That's so reprehensible.
1819
01:24:34,695 --> 01:24:36,330
No. What douchebags!
1820
01:24:36,397 --> 01:24:38,199
No, all of them.
1821
01:24:39,333 --> 01:24:41,302
They were all teenagers.
1822
01:24:41,368 --> 01:24:42,570
Not Russ.
1823
01:25:10,532 --> 01:25:12,567
(POP SONG PLAYING)
1824
01:25:41,798 --> 01:25:43,301
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
1825
01:25:47,238 --> 01:25:48,640
(SCOFFS)
1826
01:25:57,415 --> 01:26:00,685
I guess I don't know what teenagers look like anymore.
1827
01:26:03,755 --> 01:26:05,490
DRIVER: Where are you going?
1828
01:26:05,557 --> 01:26:06,691
Williamsburg.
1829
01:26:38,525 --> 01:26:41,762
Clouds in Phuket move so fast.
1830
01:26:42,697 --> 01:26:44,398
A summer essay by Sage.
1831
01:27:01,549 --> 01:27:03,317
(LINE RINGING)
1832
01:27:05,019 --> 01:27:07,022
OPERATOR: Nine-one-one, what's your emergency?
1833
01:27:07,089 --> 01:27:08,824
Hi, I'm not sure if this is the right number to call.
1834
01:27:08,890 --> 01:27:10,726
Ma'am, what's your emergency?
1835
01:27:10,792 --> 01:27:13,428
Well, it's not an emergency, emergency.
1836
01:27:13,495 --> 01:27:17,399
But I'm at Fort Tilden and I saw two young women
1837
01:27:17,466 --> 01:27:20,535
leave a litter of kittens in a trash can.
1838
01:27:20,602 --> 01:27:22,205
At where?
1839
01:27:22,271 --> 01:27:24,240
At Fort Tilden, in the Rockaways.
1840
01:27:24,307 --> 01:27:27,710
Oh, okay. Uh, okay. What's your name, ma'am?
1841
01:27:27,777 --> 01:27:30,780
Uh, Harper Culpepper.
1842
01:27:30,847 --> 01:27:34,117
Okay, Harper, so I'm gonna send animal control over,
1843
01:27:34,183 --> 01:27:38,222
but in the meantime could you please take those kittens
1844
01:27:38,288 --> 01:27:40,324
out of the trash can. Okay?
1845
01:27:40,391 --> 01:27:42,458
Is this the best number to reach you at?
1846
01:27:42,525 --> 01:27:44,327
Uh, well, the thing is,
1847
01:27:44,394 --> 01:27:46,863
my phone's gonna die and I had to go...
1848
01:27:46,929 --> 01:27:49,299
Yeah, but it's about to rain.
1849
01:27:49,867 --> 01:27:51,368
I know.
1850
01:27:51,435 --> 01:27:54,538
Oh, my God, those poor baby kittens!
1851
01:27:54,605 --> 01:27:56,006
My phone's gonna die, so...
1852
01:27:56,073 --> 01:27:58,175
Those kittens are gonna drown.
1853
01:27:58,242 --> 01:28:00,144
Who... Who would do something like that?
1854
01:28:00,210 --> 01:28:03,248
I don't know. Where are you at right now?
1855
01:28:03,314 --> 01:28:07,252
I'm just walking and it's, uh, outside...
1856
01:28:14,092 --> 01:28:15,760
(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
1857
01:28:17,797 --> 01:28:19,298
Finally.
1858
01:28:20,866 --> 01:28:23,636
Oh, gross.
1859
01:28:23,703 --> 01:28:26,505
You girls like to go clubbing? You like house music?
1860
01:28:27,239 --> 01:28:28,307
No.
1861
01:28:29,975 --> 01:28:33,714
It's too bad, my boy's spinnin' tonight at my club.
1862
01:28:33,780 --> 01:28:35,315
You have a club?
1863
01:28:35,382 --> 01:28:38,284
Yes, this is all I do. This is my joy.
1864
01:28:45,125 --> 01:28:47,260
Where's your license?
1865
01:28:47,327 --> 01:28:48,895
MAN: You want to see my license?
1866
01:28:50,464 --> 01:28:52,432
Are you not a cab?
1867
01:28:52,499 --> 01:28:54,034
No. Club is all I do.
1868
01:28:55,602 --> 01:28:57,270
We called for a cab.
1869
01:28:58,038 --> 01:28:59,841
I'm not cab driver.
1870
01:29:00,675 --> 01:29:01,676
(SIGHS)
1871
01:29:01,743 --> 01:29:02,877
Okay.
1872
01:29:03,544 --> 01:29:04,846
Um...
1873
01:29:05,813 --> 01:29:08,249
Well, this is our rape moment.
1874
01:29:08,316 --> 01:29:10,351
I'm gonna have a Xanax. Do you want a Xanax?
1875
01:29:10,418 --> 01:29:11,552
Yes, please.
1876
01:29:15,624 --> 01:29:16,558
Thank you.
1877
01:29:18,327 --> 01:29:19,561
Don't thank me.
1878
01:29:26,970 --> 01:29:28,104
How much?
1879
01:29:28,938 --> 01:29:31,307
I don't know, how much?
1880
01:29:31,374 --> 01:29:32,876
It was 100 to get out there.
1881
01:29:33,443 --> 01:29:34,510
Okay.
1882
01:29:35,611 --> 01:29:37,579
Why did I even say that?
1883
01:29:38,514 --> 01:29:39,848
(SIGHS)
1884
01:29:59,036 --> 01:30:00,971
(GROANING)
1885
01:30:05,042 --> 01:30:06,844
Where are you going?
1886
01:30:08,947 --> 01:30:10,482
(DOG BARKING)
1887
01:30:15,053 --> 01:30:16,555
Hi, Allie. Hey.
1888
01:30:16,621 --> 01:30:19,891
How was the beach? Oh. Fucking shitty.
1889
01:30:19,958 --> 01:30:21,393
Sorry to hear that.
1890
01:30:21,459 --> 01:30:22,628
It's fine.
1891
01:30:26,899 --> 01:30:29,501
Where's the bike? Well, that's the thing.
1892
01:30:30,569 --> 01:30:32,037
Mmm.
1893
01:30:32,103 --> 01:30:33,905
I just left it.
1894
01:30:34,739 --> 01:30:36,208
Where did you leave it?
1895
01:30:36,274 --> 01:30:37,977
(STAMMERING) I... I, you know, I just...
1896
01:30:40,646 --> 01:30:43,716
I left it, because...
1897
01:30:43,783 --> 01:30:47,453
I just didn't wanna deal with it. So, I, um...
1898
01:30:48,254 --> 01:30:50,657
I left it in the ghetto,
1899
01:30:50,724 --> 01:30:52,593
uh, hidden,
1900
01:30:53,660 --> 01:30:55,996
uh, under a bunch of trash.
1901
01:30:56,730 --> 01:30:57,664
Can you go get it?
1902
01:30:59,933 --> 01:31:01,535
What? I mean...
1903
01:31:02,569 --> 01:31:04,037
If I was gonna get it,
1904
01:31:04,104 --> 01:31:06,307
I would've gotten it already, you know.
1905
01:31:06,374 --> 01:31:08,643
I can tell you where it is...
1906
01:31:09,611 --> 01:31:10,678
...kind of.
1907
01:31:11,946 --> 01:31:13,081
I'm sorry.
1908
01:31:13,781 --> 01:31:15,049
(MUMBLES)
1909
01:31:15,783 --> 01:31:17,552
I don't understand.
1910
01:31:18,253 --> 01:31:19,555
Why...
1911
01:31:21,423 --> 01:31:25,060
...are you not gonna give me back the bike that I lent to you?
1912
01:31:25,127 --> 01:31:28,062
Listen, I said I'm sorry.
1913
01:31:28,596 --> 01:31:29,664
Okay?
1914
01:31:32,066 --> 01:31:34,069
Could you get it before you leave, or...
1915
01:31:34,136 --> 01:31:37,039
I, uh, I don't know about Liberia.
1916
01:31:38,674 --> 01:31:40,376
You know what, it's not gonna happen.
1917
01:31:40,442 --> 01:31:42,011
(LAUGHS) I'm not going anywhere.
1918
01:31:42,077 --> 01:31:44,079
I don't know what I'm suited for.
1919
01:31:46,316 --> 01:31:49,853
DAD ON PHONE: Maybe you should take a spa day, you work so hard.
1920
01:31:49,920 --> 01:31:52,122
Am I gonna see you before Geneva?
1921
01:31:52,188 --> 01:31:54,457
What do you need?
1922
01:31:54,524 --> 01:31:57,327
I don't know. I guess I don't need anything.
1923
01:31:57,394 --> 01:32:00,464
You've gotta get yourself a Tempur-Pedic for your bed,
1924
01:32:00,531 --> 01:32:02,166
I've been sleeping so well.
1925
01:32:02,233 --> 01:32:04,502
But how did you do things at my age?
1926
01:32:04,568 --> 01:32:07,772
How did you get your life to move?
1927
01:32:07,838 --> 01:32:10,174
Well, it depends on your calling. (DOOR OPENS)
1928
01:32:10,241 --> 01:32:12,343
You're a dreamer, sweetie. You can't ignore your gift.
1929
01:32:12,410 --> 01:32:14,680
My gift is that I'm a dreamer?
1930
01:32:14,746 --> 01:32:16,782
Look, angel, I gotta check in for my flight,
1931
01:32:16,848 --> 01:32:19,017
I told Linda to put that money in your account.
1932
01:32:19,084 --> 01:32:20,786
No, that's not... I'm like...
1933
01:32:20,852 --> 01:32:22,887
I'm trying to be serious.
1934
01:32:22,954 --> 01:32:23,891
What is it?
1935
01:32:23,977 --> 01:32:27,591
I don't know. I guess I just wish we could get, like, dinner or something.
1936
01:32:27,658 --> 01:32:31,096
You know, I'd love that. It's just the timing, there's no time.
1937
01:32:32,698 --> 01:32:35,133
I've gotta go. I love you, sweetheart.
1938
01:32:35,200 --> 01:32:36,768
I live only for you.
1939
01:32:36,835 --> 01:32:38,236
(PHONE CLICKS)
1940
01:32:48,081 --> 01:32:49,215
Mmm.
1941
01:32:51,250 --> 01:32:52,385
(SOFTLY) Toast.
1942
01:33:03,731 --> 01:33:06,066
The twins sent us a song.
1943
01:33:06,133 --> 01:33:07,267
I don't wanna hear it.
1944
01:33:08,002 --> 01:33:09,670
Then don't listen.
1945
01:33:11,306 --> 01:33:13,141
(SONG PLAYING)
1946
01:33:41,037 --> 01:33:43,105
This is tediously adorable.
1947
01:33:45,041 --> 01:33:46,842
(SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)141851
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof