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Darkness was falling as the three brothers trekked through the forest.

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The oldest Ian was way out in front, Duncan in the middle and the youngest Willie lagged behind.

FIDDLE TUNE THE KYLESKU PANTHER

"Why did you buy that rusty old thing anyway?" said Duncan.

"It'll look fabulous potted up with primroses," replied Willie

Ian shouted, "Come on you two! Gather some firewood!"

Willie slept next to his beloved cauldron as Ian and Duncan sat at the fire.

A strange ethereal white woman; a baobhan sith, appeared from the darkness. She swayed hypnotically in the firelight.

She laughed as she danced towards them.

Ian and Duncan got up.

She locked arms with the brothers and they danced round, faster and faster.

Suddenly talons sprouted from her fingers. She lashed out slashing across both brothers' throats.

Ian and Duncan collapsed to the ground gasping.

Willie woke up. The baobhan sith turned and rushed at him.

Her claws scraped across the cauldron as Willie repelled her.

She screamed in agony as her talons shrivelled against the iron.

She backed away and cursed Willie.

From this day forth every woman in your family will be cursed after giving birth!

With that the baobhan sith ran off into the night.

WHIMPERING

What I wouldn't give to have such youthful skin.

SNARL

Temper!

WHIMPER

SNARL

Are we ready?

Okay. I'll just go and get the laird.

GROWL

We're ready for you.

GROWL

He's just on his way.

That's me done then.

Not too close!

ARRGGH!

SIGH

It's Laird Clate here. That cinematographer you sent...

He's split!

GROWL

GUITAR MUSIC

Hello darling! Look what mummy's got for you.

GAELIC CHOIR SINGING FAINTLY

SKYPE CALL RING

Hi Senga! Hi Larry! Run through it again would you.

BUZZER Oh hang on! Hang on! The door!

Hello?

Ah Freya! Come on up.

Look, it's my daughter. She's just arrived. Can you run through it again quickly.

It's a grand for two days work and it's imperative you're back by Friday night for the carnivorous plants pitch.

Thanks Larry and thanks for that tip about the bog bloater.

See you later Senga. Thanks Larry. Ciao.

Freya! Darling. How lovely to see you. How are you? Good! I can't believe it's been what, two years? Three actually.

Ah yes. As long as that! Mmmh. Where's that blow up mattress?

How's Vancouver?

Yeah. It's good. Dad was asking for you.

Ah okay. Is he still with the stick insect?

If you mean Gertrude. Yes. She paid for my fare over.

Ah! Are you in trouble again?

No! I'm just really excited for this surprise holiday.

Ah! Freya!

Hey you know gran's old monkey furs. Ah hah?

Well I like made them into Sasquatch penises.

What?

Yeah. But they were really popular and they were selling like hotcakes so I just kept making them

but there was this one guy, like this collector guy. He became obsessed and like he started stalking me.

Oh! And so I had to like get out of there so I just said okay it was time for a holiday. You know.

Right. Enough! Where's that blow up mattress?

Interesting painting mum.

Yeah! It's good isn't it? It's fairies brewing a glamour potion. They're using a carnivorous plant called a bog bloater.

So I'm excited for this holiday we're going on. Where are we going?

Well there's been a tiny change of plan. I'm DOPing on a personal project for Laird Clate. He's got one of those bog bloaters.

Mum! You always do this! You always put your work before me! You know on this surprise holiday and now you're going on work.

No, no darling it's going to be marvelous. Larry's promised us a luxury yacht and this guy lives in a fabulous mansion on an island.

Okay. I suppose.

But this better not be all work!

It's going to be brilliant!

You're running my batteries down.

It's taking ages. Look, use the footpump!

Luxury yacht you said!

Yeah! Well maybe the mansion will make up for it.

It better!

Well come on girl. Put your back in it! It's good for you! It's good exercise!

If it's so good for you why don't you do it?

Because it's not good for me.

Oh well, things can't get any worse!

SEAGULLS, FIDDLE MUSIC

EXPLOSION!

Freya! Did you see that?

Land hoy!

I think you mean land ahoy!

BUZZ

Oh! Hang on!

Hello? Hello Larry?

Larry? When you said a luxury yacht, oh!

Shit!

Ah. Hang on! Luckily I've got my spare.

Hello? Hello? Hello Larry? Hello?

PLOP

Oh! Fish paps!

Oh just keep going! Come on!

FOGHORN

Ah! Lovely!

Chill out! We can get dried up at the mansion.

Ah! About that.

What?

Ah well. They're not expecting us until tomorrow...

so it's camping tonight.

Why am I not surprised?

Is there a can around here? I really need a poo.

Ah okay.

There we are. Are you kidding me?

Shitty, shitty gumdrops!

Clean the shovel!

FART!

ARRGH!

Freya?

Freya? What's happening?

I saw like a creature, face thing in there!

Ah! It'll be one of your Sasquatches. He wants his penis back.

That's very funny mum.

It's hilarious.

It's homemade bread you know.

I wish it was sushi.

Sushi.

What's that?

Book I'm reading.

Zombie Bromance! No wonder you're seeing things reading drivel like this.

Shit! I left my copy of Celebrity Hot Tips at home.

OWL HOOTS

GROWL

Freya?

Freya? Did you hear that?

There's something outside.

Who's there?

I'm armed!

ARRGH!

Those were a present from the Sultan of Brunei.

For pity's sake why'd you do that?

You scared us!

That was the idea. I thought you were ruffians.

Ruffians. We're in the film.

Ah I see. Did I really scare you in this bogman outfit?

Yeah. Socks in sandals is pretty scary!

What are you meant to be?

A bogman.

A bogman? Yes.

What's a bogman?

Papa can tell you about bogmen.

Look just a minute. Are you in this film?

Yes, unfortunately I am. I'm Ivor Clate.

Senga Sutherland. Your cinematographer! We came a couple of days early so my daughter Freya could have some holiday.

Ah, I see! Why don't you come up to the manor in the morning. We've doses of room. It's just up there to the right. You can't miss it.

Anyway, I must dash. Toodlepip!

Thanks! Toodlepip.

Toodlepip my foot!

FIDDLE MUSIC

Oh god! Midges! Freya, repellent. Gold bag.

There is no gold bag.

I do have an idea though. I learnt something when camping in Canada once and it is the best plan ever.

No! Freya those are my good ones.

Here.Look. Put these over you head.

It's not going to work.

Try it.

Oh! My beautiful tights!

Freya! It's too small!

I've got other ones.

Over my head like this. See!

Oh I did want to make a good impression for Papa!

Oh god!

I've never met a cute bogman before.

GAELIC SINGING

GUITAR & DRUMS

Come on!

I'm trying! Just keep up! These shoes are not the easiest.

KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK.

KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK.

Looks like papa isn't in.

What are we going to do now?

Well let's go and wait in the sun.

WEIRD ANIMAL SOUNDS

Ah! Lovely!

HEN SQUALK

What strange fashions young people wear nowadays.

Will you be needing eggs?

We're looking for Laird Clate.

Seordag. Best layer on the island.

Free range.

Ivor said to come to the manor.

Organic.

Shhhhh.

Go while you still can!

I don't, don't understand?

Shhhhh.

Stop it! Come back here!

Go while you still can!

Shh! That's so rude.

GAELIC PEATCUTTING SONG

Can you see anything?

No. Come on then.

OPERA

SCREAMS

SCREAMS

It's coming from in there.

My god! Come on!

Freya. It's coming from down here. It's all underground. Come on!

Come on!

Hurry!

SCREAMS

Stop! Ivor!

This is meant to be a horror. They should be screaming!

Ivor! These children are quite clearly laughing!

I told them not to.

Ah! The lost ones papa.

Ah! Please, please, come in.

A pleasure. Jeremiah Clate.

Senga Sutherland. This is my daughter Freya.

Pleased to meet you Freya. This is my son Ivor. You've already met.

Now the agency said Ms Sutherland. Not THE Senga Sutherland?

Cinematographer on the Dawn of the Killer Toads.

Ah well. That was a long time ago now.

But this is an unexpected pleasure.

I'm a huge fan of your oeuvre or should I say spawn.

Well, I make serious work now.

Oh, I've read your book. I try to apply all your principles.

Natural light, small crew..

My ex-husband wrote that. I did the pictures.

The pictures are marvelous!

Thank you. I do documentaries now.

Documentaries! I love a good documentary. What subject?

Carnivorous plants.

Hmmm!

I couldn't but help notice your magnificent glasshouse.

Is that where you keep your bog bloater?

That's correct. I'd be delighted to show you it but I have a few scenes to finish before lunch I'm afraid.

Then I'd very very happy to pick your brains as it were.

And you young lady? Are you in the business?

Ahhh, yeah. I've done a few prosthetics. A couple of nature projects.

Wonderful!

What's a bogman?

A bogman? Yes. Well a bogman. It's a kind of a zombie

created by the druids to ward off the baobhan sith

or at least that's what my research points toward.

Baobhan sith? You mean banshee?

No! Baobhan sith!

It's like a vampire but it has claws instead of teeth and hooves instead of feet..

Correct.

And there are no males.

Really? Cool. How do you know that mum?

Laird Clate's synopsis.

Jeremiah! Please, please. Excuse me. Valerie! Ivor where's Valerie?

Well go and find her please!

Yes papa.

I need to get this film finished by Friday and I'm a little behind schedule.

Senga I know that you're not supposed to begin until tomorrow but if you could start today?

Oh delighted!

Excellent. Well Freya could do the makeup.

Mum. Could I have a word with you in private please? Oh okay.

Excuse us.

Sorry when you said "a weekend away" I was picturing pampering, you know a jacuzzi, a nail palour, something!

Darling! We're just going to have to make do and mend.

Freya! When Ivor returns if you won't mind touching up his make up a little bit. I have to go and turn the water back on.

The water?

Yes, It's been off all week. It's terribly inconvenient

although I do find seawater makes for the most invigorating bath

but the salt is rather itchy.

Laird Clate this simply will not do!

My lady, you have me at your mercy.

How about if I throw in an extra thousand, just for the inconvenience?

Darling? When this is over I promise, promise, promise to take you to Gleneagles... after this?

Fine!

Good girl.

Excellent!

Your trousers are dry papa! Thank you Ivor.

Excuse me.

GROWL

No! Ivor! Drag your feet Romero style! None of that fast rubbish!

Can't you get a proper actor in?

Oh you've forgotten what happened last time?

No papa.

Just keep it rolling.

No! Ivor!

Senga. The schedule for tomorrow.

Would you like to take me around your plant collection now?

I'd love too but...

It would be my absolute pleasure but unfortunately I must get back and and edit this footage first.

I'm going to have to go and get my lipstick.

Look. Let's go and get our stuff out of the canoe. Come on Freya!

I'll help you with that ladies.

I couldn't find the canoe.

Here's cute bogman.

Don't think I don't know what you're up to.

Do you think I could get him to show me papa's greenhouse?

Mum!

Hello! Did you find the canoe?

What? What is it?

I wouldn't.

Oh my god!

Poor woman. What could have happened?

Rocks or maybe..A baobhan sith!

A wild boar? A bear!

A propeller, probably.

Look. Shouldn't we leave her for the police?

Get her above the high tide mark. Come on!

Oh I can't! No, no! Me neither.

I'll do it. Go and tell papa what's happened.

Listen. No way a propeller did that.

We need to get out of here.

How can we? We've got no canoe.

Well there must be a boat around here somewhere.

Oh come on!

Aggie's dead.

We found her at Bavanshee Point. It was gross!

Drowned?

She had her throat torn out!

It was like Ivor said it was on rocks or a propeller or something?

Well that's awful! I must send for the authorities.

It was horrible.

The ladies have just told me Ivor. It's awful. Poor Aggie.

We'll have to send for the police. Have you done the repairs to the Mary Anne?

Not yet. We'll have to wait for the mail boat on Monday.

Monday? I've got to get back for my pitch on Friday!

Look I'm afraid I'm out of flares. It'll have to wait until then.

Oh this is horrible!

I'm very, very sorry my lady.

PIANO MUSIC

Sea urchin soup. We're out of sea urchins

so I've improvised.

If I had been given some warning... about guests!

Valerie this is Senga Sutherland and her daughter Freya.

Valerie is my housekeeper and make up artist.

How do you do?

Senga is a famous cinematographer.

You are?

Gashes, bruises, scars, acid burns, slit throats, amputations, you name it.

I've done all the greats you know. All the greats.

Well, actually I'm a documentary filmmaker now.

Have you heard of "The Reproductive Cycle of the Albino Tapir"?

Like don't think anybody has, mum.

Currently I'm researching a series on carnivorous plants. You have heard of Professor Ramsbottom?

No?

Well, he put me up for the Battenburg Award pitch on Friday!

Really!

A personal friend. The seat of the Royal Botanical Society.

His theories on the carnivorous plants that thrive on rotting flesh are...

I can do rotting flesh!

Ripped throats crawling with maggots. Putrefying ulcers. Easy!

You know I've done all the greats!

Lovely.

Sweetie! If you want to get into special effects you really must stop being such a wimp.

Have you being playing with my fishes?

Valerie. Napkins?

SLURP

Sweet. Where did you get this?

HISS

Ivor?

I... I made it.

Nice.

Ivor, what's wrong with you?

Nothing papa. My back. It's the chair.

Why don't we swap places. Might be a little more room to stretch your legs out.

SLURP

I will thanks.

So is there a Lady Clate?

No.

Unfortunately.

Freya? Have you got a signal yet? No.

You won't get a signal on the island young lady.

Well can I use your land line?

I'm frightfully sorry I'm afraid we don't possess such a thing.

SLURP

Sushi!

Help yourself.

Oh! Wait a moment.

Voila!

PUKE!

KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK,

You okay?

Yes. Sorry I'm just a bit squeamish.

Shows you have imagination.

Really? Yes.

Oh I just I can't stop thinking about dead Aggie's...

These things unfortunately happen.

Ivor?

I'm sorry about this.

How romantic.

I'll check the generator.

MOBILE PHONE BUTTONS CLICKING

Hello?

Give it here! Give it here!

Oh, pretty please?

Larry? Is that you?

DISTORTION

Valerie dear, where's my Ouija board?

Right.

Well... a ghost story then, perhaps? Who would like to begin?

Right. Then I shall.

I have here the shard from the magic cauldron.

It all began 300 years ago.

Not for me thanks. I'm going to go to bed. I've had quite enough horror for one evening.

It could take a while to fix.

Right! Ivor! A ghost story please young man.

Not now papa. I've got some props to finish off.

Oh I'd love to see how you make them.

Sure.

Oh, I'll come along.

Oh no mum. I think you need your beauty sleep or something.

Ah!

For your delectation Senga.

Can I?

Of course.

I call them back scratchers.

I can see why.

You don't mind do you?

Scratch my back please.

Yep.

Thank you.

Ah! That's great.

Down a bit please.

Ah! That's good.

GROWL

Ok. Settle down there cowboy!

Listen! It's not me.

GROWL

Hey mum.

Ah hello darling.

Ivor's a really good sculptor.

He has strong hands. I like strong hands.

Mum!

That's a weird nail file.

What this?

You mean the one your grandparents used to get out of that North Korean jail.

Are you kidding me?

They were forced to make films there for the dictator for years.

Really?

No. I got it in a car boot.

Careful with that. I think I overdid the yeast.

FIZZ

We're going to need a backup plan...

just in case Ms Sutherland discovers the truth.

And that daughter of hers...

But papa, I really like this one.

You blame me for giving up your film career don't you?

Of course not. Don't be ridiculous. Anyway I still have a film career.

Yeah but I mean like before when you used to make movies with dad.

You know what? You have a real talent for make up.

It's not a big deal.

I still have some contacts if you want to take it further?

Don't you think Laird Clate is off his rocker?

Of course he is. He's an aristocrat. It's a prerequisite.

No but I mean like he's really weird.

Yeah and he keeps trying to fob me off when I want to see his bog bloater.

This is your mama's last chance!

Do you want to damn her soul for all eternity?

Of course not!

Then do as bloody well say!

But papa I've never met anyone like her.

Listen.

Mum. About Ivor.

Ah. Message understood. Night.

Thank you. Night.

KISS, KISS, KISS

Mum!

Do you want to come on an adventure?

Yeah! Cool! Where to?

It's a surprise!

Shhh! We don't want to scare the old fogies now.

CLANK!

What was that?

Valerie? Probably.

CLANK!

Ivor?

Yes?

Where's your mum?

Mama left a long time ago.

I'm sorry.

SCRATCH

What was that?

Nothing. Come on!

What are you going to show me?

Have a look inside.

What is it?

Go and have a look at the well.

WATER DRIPPING

How deep is it?

BANG!

Hey! Ivor. Open the door! Hey! Open the door!

Ivor. Open the door!

I'm sorry!

KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK!

Ivor. Open the door!

Ivor. Let me out!

I said I'm sorry.

KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK!

The trick is not to mind that it hurts.

SNIFF, SNIFF.

Freya?

Freya? Can you smell that? It smells like rotting flesh? Freya?

Freya?

Freya?

Freya?

Freya?

CROWS SQUAWKING

SNIFF

SNIFF

KNOCK, KNOCK.

Ah, there you are. You little beauty!

BURP!

BURP!

FAINT CRYING

Help me!

Help me please!

Help me! Get me out!

WAIL

Hello? Who's there?

Hello?

Help me. Please! Before he comes back!

What happened to you?

Help me!

Help me! Free me! Please!

Ah! I get it. You're the actor aren't you? This is a joke isn't it?

Quickly... Your feet.

Oh wow!

Excellent!

SCRATCH

GROWL

SMASH

SMASH

GROWL

Be a dear and hold this will you.

Just there like that.

WHIMPER

Ah my darling.

Ivor spends hours gluing these back together for her.

We were doing so well.

Senga. May I introduce Lady Clate, my wife Belinda.

GROWL

Excuse me... Naughty!

WHIMPER

Will you tie up that arm will you.

She needs help.

I'm afraid it's the Clate curse.

Any woman carrying a Clate child is

doomed to become a baobhan sith upon childbirth.

She needs to see a doctor.

Let me show you something.

Stand here please.

Hold that if you will. Okay.

That is incredible.

Dried bog bloater flowers.

Oh my god!

It's the only way to catch a baobhan sith's image on film.

Good grief.

That is some amazing effect!

It's no special effect my dear!

What?

I deciphered the rune markings on the sentinels up on the croft.

Oh you mean the standing stones?

If three score people together witness the baobhan sith with the flowering of the bog bloater

then the curse may be lifted.

Well does that mean?

I held a grand party here to show her off but it didn't work.

Why not?

I don't know. Maybe I mistimed the blooming of the bog bloater.

Anyway she killed all sixty guests.

What?

It was a nightmare.

I didn't think the police would

believe my story about the shipwreck.

So anyway I thought, I'll make a film of her and show her off that way.

Couldn't you just web stream it?

I tried that. It didn't work either.

Something to do with the people together SEE part.

I mean these curses don't come with instructions.

So I've arranged a screening for Friday on the mainland.

Couldn't you just show a clip?

The film festival wouldn't show just a clip

so I had to come up with a pitch

on the hoof as it were.

Right.

I can't just let you pop off darling.

Oh!

Just one more day, my dear. Please. Then I'll take you back to the mainland.

If you've harmed Freya in any way I'll..

Ivor is looking after her. I promise.

No harm will come to her.

KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK!

Freya?

Freya?

SCRAPE

BANG!

PUFF!

That's a pity.

I do so enjoy a boiled egg at breakfast.

GROWL

Thirsty.

Oh... do you want a glass of water?

Sideboard.

Naughty.

You're not supposed to have this stuff.

Just this once.

HISS

Oh well. Lets not waste it.

SCRATCH

I'm standing in for Ivor.

I won't cooperate!

I want to see my daughter!

She's perfectly safe.

MOBILE RING

Get her to shout to her mother.

Sweetie are you okay?

Get me the hell out of here!

Look.

The bog bloater would be perfect for your documentary.

All you have to do is set a camera on it. I'm sure you'd win the Battenburg Award.

She's safe?

Perfectly so.

Alright.

But I get to set up the camera on the bloater first.

Whatever you like.

Let's go!

GROWL

Ivor unearthed a bogman.

We found seeds in his stomach.

In a bogman's stomach?

The druids knew how to ward off the baobhan sith.

The seeds acted like a kind of charm.

Similarily as garlic does with werewolves.

It looks alien.

BURP!

SCREAM!

THUMP! THUMP!

Not in the face woman!

Sorry!

I need Valerie!

Valerie!

Valerie!

Valerie!

Valerie!

Look we're not going to find her now.

Why don't you just get Freya to do the make up?

Alright my dear.

MOBILE RING

Release her. Yes papa.

Thank god!

Freya! Are you okay?

Oh yeah! Why wouldn't I be?

I only just got locked in the well hole from hell!

Freya I had to do it.

SLAP!

Freya listen. Lady Clate is a baobhan sith.

She just tried to kill me.

Jeremiah needs us to finish his film to lift the curse.

Did you take those pills in my bag?

No listen! And that old egg woman. She's a baobhan sith too!

You do believe me?

You're ridiculous mum!

All you care about is getting that footage of that plant for your documentary.

I mean come on!

Freya! Freya!

Mum?

SNIGGER

Valerie?

ROAR!

SCREAM!

Freya!

HISS!

F..F..Fuck!

BLOW!

You okay?

I want out of this place!

I know you do sweetie, I know

but we've got to finish this bloody film first!

Excellent Freya! You have a real talent for this.

Thanks mum.

Yeah you're super.

Wait! Stop! Cut!

We're out of batteries.

Ivor. Go back to the house and get a new battery will you?

Hurry up!

Pick up your bloody feet!

GROWL

INCUBUS TUNE

She's drunk!

Got ya!

Ivor. The arms please.

She doesn't look much like a baobhan sith.

AARRGH!

Ivor. be a good chap. Get the wheelbarrow would you.

Use that cauldron shard.

No. It'll put her out for too long.

Freya dear. You wouldn't mind hurrying up would you.

We need to get this done before midday!

Why midday?

Because evil is at its most powerful at the stroke of midday, my dear.

Isn't it midnight?

No it's midday.

Right.

Come on darling. Up you come.

There you go now.

Just back here a little bit.

Hold on just a second.

Papa?

Right. Come on my darling.

There you go.

Mind your head.

Ivor.

Bring the bogman outfit. Be quick!

Yes papa.

Would you mind please.

Thirsty!

I'm really thirsty!

I know darling.

HISS

SCREAM

Balderdash!

We're going to have to redo her make up

and there isn't time to dry her hair.

We should go back to the manor house and

oh I forgot the generator's off.

My hairdryer!

The generator's off.

It's battery operated!

It's ..in the bedroom in the red bag. Go!

Okay. I'll go and get it!

Mum!

HAIRDRYER POWERS UP

Nice.

SQUALK

SQUALK

SQUALK

SQUALK

SQUALK

SQUALK

THUMP

THUMP

THUMP, THUMP!

THUMP, THUMP!

PUFF!

It's five to.

I got it.

Great. What's happened to your face?

Don't ask.

Right. Hair dryer.

I think I'd better diffuse the situation.

HAIR DRYER POWERS DOWN

Batteries!

Batteries!

Here.

HAIR DRYER POWERS

I thought we were filming at the standing stones?

We haven't got time.

We'll just have to do it here.

Come on give me a hand with her.

Come on my darling.

Get the rope. Tie it around her wrists.

GROWL

Now, now my darling. There's no need for that.

Come on now. Behave yourself.

GROWL

Watch out there Ivor.

Still a bit frisky.

Alright.

Right, That's one minute.

Right. 30 seconds. Ivor.

Come into shot. Slow shuffle. Right?

Okay. Positions everyone.

Camera at speed.

GROWL

Okay. Baobhan sith versus bogman. Scene 103 take 1.

Action!

GROWL

GROWL

GROWL

ARRRGH!

And cut!

Excellent!

GROWL

Papa. The shard!

Freya?

She's okay. No thanks to your father.

I'm sorry.

GROWL

You were marvelous darling.

Bloody method actors!

Papa's sleeping. He's been up all night editing.

He says make sure enough people see it or the curse won't be lifted.

For both their sakes.

I'll come back for you sweetie.

Your costume.

Costume!

Take it down for me would you love.

GAELIC SEA SHANTY

Don't be shy! Give it a try!

Come and see the Baobhan Sith!

I'll give you one in a minute.

Oh madam would you like one of these?

Thank you so much. In there at nine o'clock. Okay.

Thank you.Lovely.Bye.

Give it a try! Come and see the Baobhan Sith!

DOG WHIMPERS

That should be enough.

SNARL

It's just started.

How many?

Around 70.

70. Okay. great thanks.

OPERA

SCREAM

MOBILE RINGS

Hello?

It didn't work.

Oh god. Someone must have left before the end.

Look I've done all I can. Send Freya back!

MOBILE RINGS

Hello! Look Ivor's just sent me the bog bloater video.

There may still be a chance.

GROWL

Ah Senga!

Lady Denholm-Fitzpatrick. Lady Denholm. Senga Sutherland.

I'm very much looking forward to seeing your bog bloater.

This way Senga.

Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome...

Professor... the microphone.

Ah!

Ladies and gentlemen please welcome the esteemed documentary filmmaker Senga Sutherland.

CLAPPING

Ah Senga. Men's work I think.

Now..it goes in here?

Now then. What do I do now?

Ah. Women's work professor. Thank you so much.

Thank you ladies and gentlemen. A select band of bog bloater enthusiasts. Welcome!

I'm very privileged to show you this very rare footage of a flowering bog bloater.

So without delay let's begin.

Ah!

Oh yes!

Oh marvelous!

Here she comes!

Oh Senga this is wonderful!

BURP!

There she is!

BURP!

Oh yes! There we are! Oh yes!

BURP!

Senga!

ARRRGH!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Senga! How could you do this!

I had to. I'm terribly sorry!

Lady Denholm-Fitzpatrick, please!

Is there a doctor in the house?

ARRGH!

Papa. It's worked!

Belinda?

Jeremiah?

Belinda?

This time

is it really you?

Is it really you?

Sorry.

You've been away such a long time.

How long?

It's not important.

But how long?

It doesn’t matter.

Mama?

Look. Ivor.

My son!

Ah! I'm feeling much better now guys.

Ivor!

SLASH

GURGLE

INCUBUS TUNE

GROWL

WHIMPER

ARRGH!

PUFF!

GAELIC SEA SHANTY

Something's new.

What's that? The sign?

We just got it done. Ah brilliant!

Excellent!

Coochie coochie coo. Ah, she's got her father's eyes.

So what do you think?

Ah. She's beautiful.

Yes. I mean... did Freya tell you?

Oh I like that.

What are you doing?

It's a commission for an animation I'm doing.

Did Freya tell you?

Tell me what?

It doesn't matter.

This is really good.

BABY CRIES

Oh!

Oh my god... no!

Mum!

I was just scratching Ivor's back. It's nothing.

See!

What's wrong?

Okay. What's wrong with her?

Ah! Look at you two. Ha ha! Happy families.

Oh that's lovely. Come on. Let's do a selfie.

Mum no! Oh come on. Here we go.

One and...

CLICK

Freya!

It's not as bad as you think.

Oh no!

Seriously. It's not that bad!

Go and show her will you!

Wait, wait!

Oh this is all my fault.

If I hadn't been so keen on getting footage of that bog bloater.

It's not as bad as what you think.

Bog bloater smoothie!

It was papa's ginger beer that was the catalyst.

What?

It lasts a month and I get to keep my wits about myself.

Come on. Take another one. Let's go.

Okay. Come on then.

CLICK

Hey! Do you know what?

What?

We're going to make a horror movie!

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