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HOLIDAYS IN ITALY

I would like to know how you came from England in it.

Chickens! Live chickens!

Flowers, Miss?

Beautiful flowers!

Watch your driving!

- Are there many? - Miss, I only have two hands.

- Is there another pump? - To the next town, a kilometer away.

- Gasoline? - Which gasoline? Get out of the way!

Make way!

Let's go!

Thank you, that is very kind. Can you fly me?

- I arrive at Porta Furba. - Fine, we'll come too.

Hilde!

Normally, if they see two, no one stops.

- But there is only one place. - Don't worry. We will make it.

I prefer to sit back. I like fresh air on my face.

Hey, at least watch my head! Watch out for my head!

Sorry, it's a bit heavy.

Thank God that happened. We've been here almost three hours.

It's a bad place, miss.

- We can leave. - But this backpack is wet.

We did the laundry but we didn't have time to dry them.

Maybe we're a little aggressive, please forgive us.

This is a nice car, if a little uncomfortable. We usually stop big cars.

what are you saying

- This is your first time collecting hitchhiking? - Yes - It's weird.

Do you know how many hitchhikers travel? in Europe in the summer?

More than 400,000!

I hope I don't meet them all!

- Hello! - Hello!

- We met them last summer in Nice. - They haven't come very far in one year.

- Are you English? - Yes, I am.

We are not. Hilde is German and so am I French, from Paris. We are students.

Josette, can you be quiet for a moment? The lady is not interested in our stuff.

Every civilized person should to be interested in the affairs of others.

The most adorable person said it theatrical person I have ever met.

- He wanted me to join his company. - Do you want to stand still with your feet?

I'm tingling! It's very sad in this car!

- If I bother you, I can get off. - Josette, stop!

I didn't say anything, sorry.

I should imagine such a car would belong to A white MG! Imagine!

Well; Well, we're going down.

I'm sorry, but when someone is so... vulnerable, it is better to stay at home.

Yes, but unfortunately, even if I wanted to, I couldn't! I couldn't!

- Do you know we ran out of gas? And it's all your fault! - Is it my fault?

If my head hadn't been hot, I would have remembered to stop at one I would remember to stop at a pump.

- Is it my fault that I have an empty head? - Fuck off!

Okay, I'll plug it. You two will handle this on your own.

- Look, it's only a kilometer. - Do you think it's fun to walk?

- If you want, I'll go. - No, why?

We push the car up the hill and then we go down with the engine stopped, right?

- Oh, right. - Okay, let's go.

Come on, let's push.

- Release the brake. - Oh, yes.

We're almost there.

Brake, brake!

Inspectors! That's all we found.

Miss, don't worry. Do you know what we're going to do?

Take the jeep! I will accompany her. to the English consul. It's here in Portofino.

Come and testify to file.

Come! Home! The show is over! Go away!

Let's go.

Inspector, there is nothing you can do to get the car back?

Not even a pontoon genoa, miss. See that cross?

Here, on the 17th, an English ship of 10,000 tons was wrecked and tons was wrecked and never recovered.

This is not a lucky place for the English. what are you doing what are you doing

Ice cream! Ice cream!

Strawberries! Peanuts! Hazel! Ice cream!

- Stop! - What's going on?

A black cat, don't you see? It brings bad luck Glad I saw her.

We can continue.

We have arrived.

Come on, ladies. I'm sure we'll find it.

He spends the whole day in here

You, wait here.

Let's play! If I don't win this time, i swear i will eat my glass.

- Good morning, Mr. Wimbley. - Hello, Mr. Wimbley.

- This is Miss... - No, no, no! I ask you for one sock and you give me five!

- Margaret Topper. - How are you?

- This is the English consul. - You did well to tell me.

- What kind of car was it? - How? Did you find it?

This is a small town. Things are they are known before they happen.

- Mr. Wimbley, you are ready inside. - Thank you.

- Have they eaten? - No.

- Come with me. - He said that if he didn't win, he would eat the glass.

I prefer spaghetti with pesto. Will you stay too?

No, today is the litany of San Giovanni. Eight kilometers on foot.

If I eat with you, I should to take me instead of the saint.

- Let's go to the table. They will tell me everything while we eat. - Well done!

- Inspectors, do you want to play? - Well, but only with one hand, huh?

Just a little more, please.

You should know that I find both very nice

And you, now that I saw you eat, I'm starting to like you too.

- Except the character. - What about my character?

My dear, he is an only child, isn't it?

Yes, but what does that have to do with it?

Whenever he has traveled, he has always been with me dad, mom and many relatives.

- I'm not with anyone right now. - Exactly.

A brave gesture.

She wanted to prove that she was capable to travel alone...

With traveler's checks, the hotels and a personal car.

But if he lacked all that, it would not be long before he returned to his homeland.

And what should I do?

What are her friends doing?

Under the same conditions, they continue to to travel, come and go as they please.

And they have fun. Miss, you can't let this go this opportunity to travel to Italy.

I've been here for years. And I wouldn't give it up for anything.

- What if it is postponed? - To whom? To me?

Carry me! I would quit if they tried.

I'm not moving a hair from here!

You're not going to tell me it exists another such charming place in Italy?

No, Miss, not at all.

Venice, for example, is not bad.

- The two of us are going to Venice. - Well done!

Go with them.

- Why not? Better than turning back. - Listen.

I will take care the safety of your car.

And if you need money, I'll lend it to you.

Not much, of course, but you can't go back to return to England without having seen Venice.

Don't be discouraged. Even in hitchhiking has its ups and downs.

One day it's fine and the next it won't stop, even if even if you puncture their tires.

I didn't tell you about the adventure that night in spain?

A young man put us in the car. It must have been from those who breed bulls for bullfighting.

A very handsome boy, but you can't you can't imagine how hostile he was.

Maybe that's why I liked it.

For 50 kilometers he was more than polite.

Then he hit the brakes and he pulled out a gun.

He liked Hilde and wanted her at any cost, understand?

You can imagine Hilde!

Then I tell her: "Get away from my girlfriend, she doesn't want to".

He gets angry. I grab the gun from his hand and mark him.

We got off and he left.

- Deep down, I didn't like it, but this gun... - Come on, hurry!

Never hitchhike at night. Once...

Stop it, you liar! What was he saying? Don't listen to him, Margaret, he's always lying.

A truck? We're off to a good start!

Come on, let's go from behind. Thank you!

Above.

Margaret, put your foot up.

Okay, we're leaving.

Oh, I'm falling!

- Did you see the one who stopped me? - Yes, and the other two?

Would they mind if we invited them for a drink? for a drink?

Why not? They are liberated girls, they almost look like boys.

Yes, almost guys! Imagine if you had legs like these.

- There it is, look! - Bye, bye!

Oh, look out for the truck! are you crazy

- Should we sleep on the ground? - Unless you want to sleep in a tree.

And I haven't slept in three nights because the mattress was made of horse hair.

Don't worry, tonight you will sleep like a log.

Come inside. The floor is fine.

- Have you never been under a tent? - No, at the medical check-up they reformed me.

Well, we also welcome the disabled. Go ahead, they are very comfortable.

Your room is at the back to the right.

Cozy as a dog's house! Are there any bones?

Here are the layers. Where did Margaret go?

- What kind of joke is this? - Sorry, but...

Why are you not careful?

I am allergic to...

in the hay!

What's going on?

Stop snoring. I can't sleep.

Too bad, I had such a beautiful dream so beautiful...

I dreamed of Hemingway and the memory of my trip to India...

He sleeps even in his sleep.

- What's going on? - There are mosquitoes.

The tent is hermetically sealed. They can't get in.

Yes, but they can't leave those who have already entered.

- Do you see me? - The bathroom is ready!

- Margaret, will you come? - Here are your clothes. Leave.

- Where are you going? - I'm going home. I'm not going to spend another night like this!

Why? Wait! You can't leave like this, alone...

- Do you think you can stop the cars? - Margaret, wait! listen!

Let her go. One like her is better off lost. rather than finding her. She's a whiner.

Don't be a kid, wait!

Goodbye! And lots of kisses to dad!

Come on.

Countess! This is the Venice line. Would you like to sit down?

Come, come, Margaret! The Lord leads us to...

Excuse me, where are you taking us? - Well, in Chioggia.

From there you can reach Venice with "bragosti", i.e. by ship.

Come inside.

- Hey, Margaret! - How's it going?

Can you clarify one thing for me: do you wear glasses? even when you sleep?

No, it's a habit. I started when I was a kid.

and now if I don't wear my glasses, i can't sleep

You woke me up for such stupidity?

Venice!

...I think the first thing you should do... to visit is Florence.

- It has been completed for a week. - I'm sorry, I don't understand anything!

You must explain to me how this is done I spent 1,515 lire in three days.

Still not convinced?

Accommodation, 180 per day, three days is 540 pounds and 900 pounds for three meals.

- And what is this 25 pounds? - For kitchen use.

Use of the kitchen? But I only made one egg. If it was chicken, how much would I pay?

- Same thing: it's a fixed value. - Next time I will cook an ox!

You couldn't let us sleep, at least for tonight?

I have already told the lady that that is impossible at this time.

- I should have made a reservation... - And those 50 lire?

- Did you ask for leaves, yes or no? - Yes, even the sheets!

- Can we at least leave the backpacks behind? - For how long?

- Let's go for a walk. It's a matter of a few hours. ...two hours. -Good morning.

Don't be late. Remember we close at ten o'clock.

- Should we take the gondola to St. Mark's? - What are you saying, are you crazy?

It is very expensive. Besides, it's close here.

What do you think? I added them all. With ten thousand lire I can go to Taormina.

Now, if all goes well, I can get to Cosenza. But what will I do there?

From here?

I don't know. We better ask. Let's go leave.

- Please, for St. Mark's Square. - From here.

Straight ahead, always straight ahead. You can't get lost, there are four steps.

- Saint Mark's Square? - Straight ahead.

- Saint Mark's Square? - Straight ahead.

The newspaper with the latest news! The Gazette!

- Saint Mark's Square? - Straight ahead, miss.

- Thank you. - The Gazette!

- Margaret! - Margaret!

what are you doing Shall we go away?

- This is the hotel where I had booked a room. room. - My God, how elegant!

- It's our fault you didn't come. - No, what are you saying?

"Straight ahead, straight ahead!" And round and round we went.

- At least we can see Venice, right? - Authentic Venetian, Miss, would you like to try it?

- No, thank you. - Good morning.

- It was nice, wasn't it? - You think that's enough because you don't know how much it costs.

Right, it would be nice with a nice dress with a plunging neckline. dress with plunging neckline.

You're thinking of scarves. Soon you should I will have to buy a new pair of feet soon.

Look at the fish, Mr. Boss! Look how wonderful!

This fish is the miracle of miracles!

These jumps are fun, isn't it, jean?

They are not acrobats, ma'am, they are masks.

They have a long tradition. They were playing before Shakespeare was born.

Yes, Shakespeare...

- Who is the little guy with the stick? - Small? Large!

It's Harlequin. Mad and wise, hero and coward.

"Oh, you who, mindless, keep your heart under your hat your heart under your hat, Harlequin..."

- What wonderful words. Whose is it? - Mine, a little.

No, you're an artist.

It seems to me that all Italians they are artists, aren't they, Jean?

Old man, keep your hands to yourself!

- Which hands? - Yours. - Have you seen them?

What ways! It's worth being in the army!

What's wrong with you? I was just passing by.

- We saw you touch her from afar. - She must have touched her uniform!

Hello, young man.

Don't you think you're taking it too far? too far with your little game?

- What do you want? - What do I want? We don't bother foreigners here.

And then we complain that there is little tourism.

We see examples all the time of such a lack of education.

Oh, what a mess!

That's all I need!

No, no, no! This is worse. Look, I live there...

No strings attached. Do you want to freshen up a bit?

- Thank you, very kind... - Please.

- But I'm with my friends. - Let them come too. My ladies.

Please do me a favor...

Look, look, look. Then I'm the one who goes too far with my little toy!

- Don't worry. They're just fisheyes. He will leave. immediately. - Good evening, Mr. Count.

Ah, Ferruccio, nice. Take the young lady to Elisabetta and tell her to fix it.

- Go with him, we are waiting for you here. - Thank you. - From here.

- Would you like a drink? - Thank you.

- Are you a count? - It's not my fault.

You know I've never met an earl like you?

I'm very decorative, aren't I?

Living here, I am now a part of it of artistic heritage.

What does it say? This house is not like like a museum.

Well, it's all so, so alive! In one I would live happily all my life in such a house.

Why don't we ask the Count if he wants to adopt us?

- You mean I could be his father? - Oh, no.

- My father is much younger. - Josette!

I didn't mean age, I was talking about the appearance.

The cure is worse than the disease!

- What is this? - Worse treatment than disease". He may be right.

I need too some restoration.

Remind me to send a request in the maintenance of the monument,

before it's too late.

- What will you get, martini? - Yes, thank you very much.

How beautiful it is! I would buy it and take it home.

Do you really like Venice? I find her very boring.

No. What he wants us to do is to praise his city.

It's not my city. I am Neapolitan. I married a Venetian.

Is that why you find Venice boring?

On the contrary. I'm bored because he is not here.

- I'll end up with liver problems. - For a martini?

No, because of the nudges my friend which my friend gives me!

- Look! - Here is the Butterfly!

After the cake number on my face, i can do anything.

- Thank you. I was looking for it for two days. I was looking for this. Martini; - Thank you.

Do you hear the sound? This is one of the most beautiful spinets of the late 700s. from the late 700s. Played by Richard Wagner.

Josette!

You are grumpy! Nothing can happen to you!

The little girl is a bit active.

I don't know how he can stand it. We arrived at a ship that looked like the Kon-Tiki,

we spent the whole morning looking for a place to sleep

and still wants to move to move.

But he is an angel. You should have seen her last year...

- Hilde, Margaret! - What's going on?

What did he discover now?

I know what you have discovered. The most beautiful room in the palace.

- God, I hope it's nothing fragile. - Maybe we'd better hurry.

- What are you doing? - What I wouldn't give to be able to say that I have spent the night in a room like this.

You're going to measure it anyway.

Ah, the little one wants to to show off.

Then I will provide you the details.

The bed is a real Pesarel.

The wardrobe was given to a great-grandmother of my wife by the cardinal Renier to a great grandmother of my wife.

The cot, I don't know. It has been here for over a hundred years. Please don't say I opened it.

- Count, may I? - Ah, well, the food.

Let's see...

- Is it okay? - What? What?

No ceremonies. If you prefer something else...

- Oh, no, thank you! - This is great! - Well, then settle the ladies.

- Where is the luggage? - To the Youth Youth Hostel. - Send Nico with the gondola.

- By gondola? Well, let's go with him! - Why will he take the luggage?

Ferruccio, prepare the corner room for the lady in the corner, for the other the next door.

and Miss Josette will sleep here. Then he won't need to lie down.

Isn't he kidding us?

How wonderful!

Did you hear that? He is. He is.

No, don't make that face! It's in! It's in!

It's a worm, a damned worm! what are you doing here

I'm sorry for her, but tonight tonight the woodworm will spoil everything.

Worse for woodworm: Josette snores at night.

But what will they do in the Casino? Will they lose a lot of money?

- I promised him. He likes it so much. - Is it just me?

- Excuse me if we don't stay for dinner. - Please. Good luck.

- It's a Gasperini, isn't it? - Gasperini, yes. How do you know that?

- Because we have a similar one at home. - The same? But not with such a sound.

A note is missing here. I mean.

Here it stops, but starts again it starts again.

It doesn't start again, The same?

No, ours works. My father is proud of his collection.

Collection; what does your father do

He occasionally attends a board meeting. Board of Directors.

- Oh, that's weird. - What's weird?

Look sit down sit down sit down

but be careful because the leg of the chair is a bit flawed.

They have turned it upside down!

I always tell Ferruccio, "Don't change them, don't change them."

Ferruccio! The chair!

He told me it's weird. What is strange?

You are from a good family. That you travel like this, in the middle of the road.

- Do you think it's stupid? - No, I think it's clever and even brave.

Oh, nice. Look...

I often have the opportunity to to meet strangers.

Americans, English. They come by train or by car.

They run into everything, but what do they see? What do they see? Nothing.

On the other hand, you have understood that visit a country, get to know it up close,

he must stand, not walk with blinkers.

That's it, let's hope it lasts.

Very well. Your legs. These paws are crap.

Old things are beautiful but they cause a lot of problems,

- Can I have a minute? - Of course.

- What's going on? - Tell him, Josette.

- This time we bit. - What are you talking about?

- We must leave on foot immediately. This is a hotel. - Hotel? - Almost.

The gondolier said it was a kind of residence and that only very much residence and that only very rich Americans come here.

And I could swear that he was a great gentleman.

Earl, Mr. Clayton he complained about the whiskey.

Why? He has realized that he is not Scottish.

No, he says it's too expensive. 12 lire!

That's it! Let him go to another hotel! There are many hotels in Venice!

Let him go to Cavenigo, they charge you nominally. Did you understand?

Yes, but he complains.

Excuse me, Count, the three girls today they want to talk to you.

I'll be right back.

Apart from the bad smell from before, you have interpreted very well. Well done.

Whiskey!

Edoa'! Watch your feet, eh?

Here I am.

- Listen... - Yes.

The post office received a telegram. Josette's father is very ill.

Poor kid. I feel so sorry for her, I hope it's nothing serious.

You don't want to stay at least for lunch?

It's not possible, the train is leaving in three quarters of an hour.

Count, we would like to know how much we owe him.

- What? - For a martini and for...

They were my guests, Miss.

Excuse us.

We were told it was a residence, we wanted to pay the bill and...

- Girls, say something too. - Then I was not clear.

I like them and that is enough.

It's a whim I allow myself from time to time,

to offset some annoying and unpleasant customers.

- Don't think... - For God's sake, it's a very understandable misunderstanding.

This house is now a hotel.

I had to do it so that the creditors not to eat the furniture.

You better get eaten the wood worm.

But the most important thing is for his father to recover.

Nice.

- Goodbye. - Have a nice trip.

And thank you, thank you for everything.

- Finally, here we are. - What do we do now?

Enjoying St. Mark's Square Saint Mark's Square.

- Now everyone is in bed. - Happy.

- In the meantime, I'll take off my shoes. - Josette!

- What is this? - The package. - Oh, yes, the package.

We had completely forgotten about it.

The scarf!

You liked it so much and when we got out...

It shouldn't. It is the most beautiful scarf in the world.

There were better ones, but how would we eat tomorrow?

- Josette! - "Josette"! Stop! Can't you say anything else? Phew!

Come on, don't argue. Let's go find it a place to pitch our tent.

- Where should I go? - Straight ahead.

Poor thing! What happened?

- Seven! - Five! - Four! - Three! - All of them!

No miss, how are you going to say "all" and roll 2? and roll 2? Everything means 10.

- Okay, this is fun! Let's continue. - Well, I was 5, huh?

Play, play. If the cops catch you They'll let you play.

With three girls on board and even foreigners.

Yes, but the Red Cross is not Cross; Come, Miss, once more.

- Seven! - Eight! - Seven!

Hey, I'll stop at Ceralto and get off, okay?

- Geraldo? - There is something good to see in Seralto? - A castle.

Ceralto, here he is. From Latin, Ceraltum.

Castle of Ceralto: famous for the legend of Nerio and Silvestra

narrated by Boccaccio in one of his works from the tales of the Decameron. - Seven!

Betrothed to Cesare Borgia, was completely opposed to this love,

So much that he already had he decided to kill poor Nerios. But...

one tragic night, Padolfo learned that Nerio would go to the unhappy Silvestra's room,

she was waiting for him in the shadows and stabbed him right here.

The young lover, though mortally wounded mortally wounded, he got up

and went to the unfortunate man's room Silvestra, which I will now show you.

Wait a minute! Mom, Mom!

- Mom! - What's going on?

- You continue with those, while I'll do the tour with the new ones. with the new ones. - I'll do the new ones. Go with grandma

Go up, my mother is here.

Please proceed. But please note Please note it closes in half an hour.

As Boccaccio said,

Neri, a young man from a noble family, was deeply in love with him deeply in love with Silvestra and she with him.

The young lover, mortally wounded, entered this room and went to Silvestra.

- Please do not smoke. - Was it?

No smoke, Verboten!

The young lover, mortally wounded, entered this room and went to Silvestra.

where he lay all night in her arms without telling her that he was mortally wounded.

- Was it? - He was injured. Ferte!

- He didn't say anything! - Ah...

- How did he not notice? - There was no electric light then!

Lieutenant! Mr. Parenti, Mr. Parenti!

Excuse me, but you were not imprisoned... in England at Middleton?

Yes. Margaret!

- What do you mean here? - I said to myself, "Is he or isn't he?"

I have been called a lieutenant for ten years. But what do we do like that? What are we doing like that? Hang on, I'll catch up with you in a minute.

how are you Who would have believed it... that I would find you here!

- And the horse? - Yes, if you hadn't stopped it you. We still have that horse.

- Parenti, we are here! - Excuse me. Keep going, I'll catch up with you later.

- What about freckles? - I don't have them anymore, Instead, I wear glasses.

- I was 14 years old. - ¡15!

Yes, me too 24.

Will you look at my ring? I'm not married, it's my mother's.

Wow, how long has it been! Sometimes I thought:

“And Margaret, what will become of this little girl? this little girl?"

- Did he remember me? - Of course, many times.

- I leave her with a ribbon on her head and find her I find her wearing pants. - Yes.

I'm touring in Italy with two friends.

You know I came from Venice... hitchhiking all the way here?

So she is still the same that broke down the fences.

I wouldn't say that.

- But what are you doing here? - I came with some colleagues from school.

- Professors? - Yes.

I teach History of Art at the Lycée de Pavia.

Educational trip, paid.

Professor. I admit I didn't expect it.

I will tell you that neither do I.

He wanted to write. He told me about his plans.

They remained in projects.

- What a memory! - Have you never written anything?

Yes. A collection of logic analysis for students.

Well, it's a useful thing.

Oh, not for me. I never posted it.

Do you know what this is?

- No. Why? - It is San Giovanni de Rossellino.

I didn't know that either the foreman told me.

And to think I would take him for Desiderius of Settignano.

What an Art History professor of the Art that I am!

- To tell you the truth, I have never heard of one or the other. - It's nothing serious.

We have exceeded our limits.

Let's go.

This is Nerio and Silvestra's chair.

Legend has it that whoever sits she will get married within a year.

Silvestra was sitting here when Nerio came he came dying and fell at her feet.

"And she embraced him in such a way that a great joy great joy entered Nerio's heart," he said.

"who forgot his wounds."

Up and down. Kind of like that.

A well-known historical fact:

stabs sister's lover, who, from the pain, is poisoned.

And then Boccaccio invented this wonderful love story.

And how the legend of the chair was born?

Stolen. They say the same about Paolo and Francesca.

And who knows if that was it silvestra's chair?

It may have belonged to a cardinal Like the tomb of Juliet and Romeo.

What a massacre he made!

With two words he destroyed a castle, he knocked down two legends and desecrated a grave.

I still remember an emotional young man

who sang on moonlit nights in Middleton field.

I enjoyed hearing him sing more more passionate love songs.

"Florence, you look beautiful tonight under a blanket of stars..."

- Who? I; Yes. - I don't believe it.

- And he accompanied himself on the guitar. - No, that was Sergeant De Rosa, the Neapolitan.

And this is the torture chamber.

The owners of the castle, from this hatch, they looked at their prisoners.

It's blood: torture.

And here is the so-called trunk of justice,

where they cut off the heads of those who who committed crimes. - And Margaret?

What do I know? He will be with the others.

...discovered Nerio's death and Silvestra, poisoned by grief,

it was so bad that he put Pandolfo Pandolfo and beheaded him.

- With this. - The what? - The head!

- Hood! - Ah!

- Let's go, my stomach is starting to hurt. - Were you impressed?

No, I'm just hungry.

And here the prisoners were flogged with the whip... I would show him.

Where's the whip? My son must have taken it.

Carlino! Pug, where's the whip?

- Shall we go upstairs? - I don't know. I don't know. - Come on, smile!

If there is a hyphen it means that it is not possible.

Says he who, to steal chickens did he jump over the fence?

The truth is that I limited myself to watch. Anyway.

- Who knows if it will be banned? - If it gets banned, it will definitely be interesting.

The mystery of Silvestra Castle or the caretaker's laundry.

- How beautiful! - Do you think it's beautiful?

The sky is painted, the sun is setting and the clouds are not of the season

and the landscape, a setting for tourists.

Well, it serves me right.

The people welcomed the action of justice,

because the decapitated head of Pandolfo the beheaded head of Pandolfo by Cesare Borgia was thrown into this courtyard.

The exit is from here.

Don't worry. You will see how we will find it in the square.

At least it could wait for us, right?

Even I didn't know that.

Wow, he is able to fix someone like me, who does not forgive himself.

What's going on? They let us in!

Hey, foreman! Caretaker!

It's closed.

Let's try this way.

Scared, huh?

In those days, anyone who didn't die stabbed or poisoned, he died of fear.

Concierge!

Nobody answers. What are we doing?

How would you like to have spend the whole night?

All night long!

- Do you feel bad? - Excuse me, I'm sorry.

The bell!

Goodbye and I hope you leave happy.

Damn, same thing again! Someone stayed inside.

It will be the same old couple.

I don't understand, with so many brothers It is! No, here they come!

And then the inspector he gets angry with me.

- What do you bet Parenti is? - Very likely.

- How much do you bet it's Margaret? - Oh, no. Imagine, her!

- Sorry, we didn't notice. - And who told you anything?

- It will be as you say. Good evening, sir. - Good night. Good night. Good night. - Goodbye. Goodbye.

We went up to the tower.

I... I didn't think...

- Professor Parenti. - Parenti, we are waiting for you.

Understandably, our Parenti has been busy.

The blonde isn't bad. I would like to I would like to stay locked.

Excuse me.

I can't tell you how happy I was when i saw you again

- Are you also going to Florence? - Yes, I will go. - Fine, then we'll meet again.

We are at Aurora Pension in Via della Vigna.

Call me. Have a nice trip.

- Goodbye. - Goodbye.

- So? - Who is he?

- An old friend. I met him when I was prisoner. - The prisoner of the castle!

When I saw we were alone, I rang the bell.

- And why did you touch it? - What did you do?

- Thank you for the dress. It looks like it was made to measure. - Come on, don't keep him waiting.

And this time, leave the bells alone the bells!

- Good morning, how are you? - Good, thanks.

- Shall we go? - Yes. Goodbye!

I can't understand what finds him

- Why? She looks very nice to me. - No, I meant her.

Well, I'm going to follow a weight loss slimming treatment!

- Meanwhile, let's go to the National Library. - In the Library? In what?

What a question! What do you do in a library?

Did we come to Florence to be locked in a library all day? to be locked in a library all day?

They have books on architecture that they don't exist anywhere.

I have exams in two months Will you do it for me?

You've already ruined everything.

I had managed to forget that there are exams.

Who knows what it will cost me now to regain my peace of mind!

- My mother, forgive me, what a miracle! - My soul!

Bertelli, please note. Private meeting room.

- Which book did you order? - Leonardo da Vinci's Code.

Leonardo's "Codice", you?

Why? Am I illiterate?

For your information, I have a copy at home.

- I was going to put it in the backpack, but then I thought then I thought... - Silence!

Miss, your books.

- That's enough. - Very good.

There you go.

- And that's what you wanted to put in the backpack? - Actually, I didn't want to.

- Can I see this for a moment? - Of course you can, miss.

I only wear it to rest my eyes. I rest my eyes. Thank you.

What, how do I look? Do I look like a typical tourist?

- No! - How much does it cost? - 2000. - Oh, too many.

- It suits you very well. Allow me. - No, you shouldn't. - Yes, that's what I want to say.

- Besides, I owe you something. - Because of the chickens?

Much more. For an invitation New Year's Eve.

Maybe you don't remember. I was imprisoned for 25 months.

I didn't care if the war ended or continued.

- You invited me to dinner and... - Oh, to dinner!

Of course, for dinner, but, above all, for the rest.

A home, friendly faces, a good temperature...

and a little girl who he was listening to me.

You can't imagine the pleasure you feel at certain times they listen to you.

Listening is a great virtue.

That night, when I returned to camp, I began to desire again.

I owe this to you. That's why I never forgot you.

sir please will you throw me the ball?

Thank you!

Well done!

- What a picture! - What does it matter!

Attention!

Miss, you can't be a little more subtle?

Do you understand what I'm saying? Leave.

- Okay, I'll be back for you. - I'll be back for you. - I'll be back for you.

What trouble!

But what are these ways? This is not the way to go on.

You come here to study. If you want to play, go back to kindergarten.

So. Look!

Is it okay?

Better;

Further back.

Huh?

Further back!

Near the statue!

Like this? do you like it like this

- Touch it with your finger. - What?

The finger!

- Miss, don't come in, it's a mess. - Enough with this story, you're bothering me.

Can it be removed from the front? If it is removed, I will be able to take the picture.

Really? Really? Hey!

They've been following me for an hour now I can't get rid of them.

They mustn't be too smart or they would have realize that I am not amused at all.

- She's French, isn't she? Immediately I noticed the accent... - Cinzia!

- Chinchilla, what should I do? - Excuse me a moment, my dear. The photograph.

- There aren't many French people in Florence, are there? - Are there not many people in Florence? - I don't know if you've noticed, but...

the French prefer Rome, the Americans Venice and the English prefer Florence.

- You have already been to Florence or is it the first time? - Cinzia!

Are you ready?

Is it true that they closed "Adam and Eve"? I love dancing so much!

Right, Sergio? Oh, sorry, you don't know Sergio.

- Does it allow? Sergio Battistini. - How are you? - Hairstyles for the lady.

- Is there a problem with me? - Imagine that.

- Oh, my God, how scary! - Enough of that!

- What are you doing? Come with me. - I'll be right back.

- What smarts! - I said enough, enough, stop.

He is so stubborn. He can't see that with these boys there is nothing you can do.

Now they will take you for a ride.

- These ladies are with me. - And what happened?

- I think that's enough, don't you think? - Oh, since you say so.

Do you know this cafe?

We come here often. They make the best ice cream in Florence.

Would you please sit down?

What were we talking about? Ah yes... the Italians.

- Yes, sometimes they exaggerate a bit, but they are they are very good, aren't they? - Do you allow?

You feel those eyes touching you, almost caressing you.

My dear, there is no man who has the charm of an Italian.

- Right, Sergio? - What? What?

Oh... those terrible eyes! Animal!

- Tell me - What are you drinking? Cocktail; Champagne; - Oh, thank you!

A champagne cocktail and two dry martinis.

Ah, you decided to use it!

Look, I found it in Ponte Vecchio.

What a great job! I got it for 100,000 lire.

- Have you been to the Ponte Vecchio? - Oh, yes, I've been.

Oh, they have things that taste like that Cartier could never have imagined.

Actually, my intention was to buy many things, but, unfortunately, I had a car accident.

A brand new MG, I had it for a month ago. I got two girls,

the car stopped, he was pushed and fell straight into the sea and fell straight into the sea at Portofino.

- Baggage, money, everything aside. - My Christ! Did you hear that, Sergio?

Honestly, asking my father for money I don't like it. It's a matter of self-respect.

He has already given me a million francs and will I will collect the security soon.

- And how do you travel without money? - In a crazy way, I hitchhike!

- I've always wanted to try. - I would do the same.

Animal!

- How old are you? - 18.

18 years old, looked just like you, only coffee.

- Right, Sergio? - How should I know? I wasn't there.

- And the photo, in the cafe in Paris, with Chevalier?

Oh, I'm so angry that you don't remember what I tell you! the things i tell you!

Nice.

It's nothing. It will only take a moment.

In a nice place in Florence I brought it, huh?

It doesn't matter, for me it was a wonderful day. Simply...

- Would you like a chair, please? - I'm sorry, but we don't have any.

It doesn't matter.

Listen, please. Since we're talking about it.

Can you fix my heels?

It will take about ten minutes, miss.

I would be happy if needed more than ten minutes.

It's nice here.

My God!

You know it's been years since when did i laugh like that?

- Goodbye! - Nice to meet you.

You don't know how much I envy you. that you will soon return to Paris.

- I hope you will visit us soon. - My dear, please.

- Goodbye. - Long live France!

Chinchilla, do you wear thin?

- Madam, change! - What are you doing?

- Sergio! - Yes!

- The condom vinegar, we forgot to buy it. we forgot to buy it. - No problem.

- What if you have a headache? - Let's go. - No.

I'll go. One jump and I'm with you.

- Thank you, my dear. - Go home. - Hurry up!

- Goodbye, don't be late! - No, I'll be right back.

Please, miss, don't step on that stone, Napoleon passed through here and the aunt died!

- It's you! - Yes, I thought it would be better to come with you because it's getting dark.

- You never know. - Very kind, but what about the lady?

- Who, the grandmother? - Oh, is that your grandmother?

Yes, my grandmother... on the English side. Cigarette;

Nice, huh? And very careful for her age!

He has a spirit that... he is a child.

So was my grandmother. He was 102 years old when he died.

Yes; I would like to to meet her. French?

French women always are the best ones. Just kidding...

France is always France.

- She has a nice voice. - No, she's not trained, it's instinct.

- It is a gift that all Italians have. - That's it.

- That's all. Bullshit. Bullshit. - What did he say?

Foreigners have a special cliché for Italians, as if they were all the same.

Italians eat spaghetti, they sing, they play the mandolin.

Which mandolin? Who plays the mandolin?

- The Arno! - How beautiful! - Yes, it's beautiful. - Very beautiful.

Yes;

What about the Thames and the Seine? Should we throw them away?

Yes, he says the Arno is beautiful. because he is seeing it for the first time.

I would say the same if I was a stranger.

Damn it! I envy her because she is here and can discover Italy.

- Do you know everything? - Italy? Not all, not really.

Try to think of yourself as an outsider and start traveling it yourself.

Yes, it's true: stranger in the homeland.

It's not easy. I will need...

All it takes is courage. You have to to know how to give up many things,

learns to travel as it falls, to sleep under the tent.

- Under the tent? - Absolute freedom. No more civil contracts.

How will I take down the tent, like the gypsies? Men and women together?

What's so weird about it? Strangers in the morning in the morning and friends in the evening.

strangers in the morning friends in the evening

Friends for the night!

what do you want

It was so funny to die of laughter!

And then we drank and drank and drank and we all got drunk.

And in the evening we undressed we took a dip in the lake.

Naked; I already told you that I envy her. I would leave immediately.

I'm made for this wandering life, full of unexpected adventures.

- Why doesn't it start? - Huh?

- Yes, it's starting. - What? And my grandmother?

- Oh, yes. - Vous comprenez? You only have me.

And I live only for her. I take care of everything.

I wanted to come to Florence and I rented a nice villa.

I have to make her happy. She is a worrier worried but what can i do?

To her I'm Sergio, Sergio, Sergio...

I am his creature.

- I have a mission. - Well, you have to I have to go. Thanks for the company.

- You will go and I will stay with grandma. - Your devotion to your grandmother is beautiful.

I promised it until death.

- Goodbye. - Au revoir. This meeting Lots of damage from this encounter.

Believe me, very bad!

- Josette! - Goodbye!

Goodbye!

So many shops!

Sergio! Sergio!

- Are you ready? - Yes, my love. is that you

- No, listen. I had an idea. - What idea?

Do you really want to go out?

I'm already dressed!

Why don't we do one thing?

What?

Why don't we eat at home just the two of us?

And what are we having for dinner?

- I'll cook. - Yes? What do you say?

And theater tickets? 12,000 lire, you wanted a gallery.

And the Ballets Russes, which will not return for another ten years.

- I didn't know you were interested in dancing. - The dance?

I am very interested. You've got to be kidding.

So you don't want to do it?

No. I don't want to, no.

You never give me a treat! You are selfish and mean!

- With everything I do for you! - Ah, the same again!

You're taking me for an idiot!

Even if I haven't told you anything, since you made me wait an hour.

- You think I don't know where you've been? - And where was I?

I went to all the pharmacies but they did not have the preservative vinegar.

No, my dear, you are not fooling me. I'm older than you.

I know it!

- Coward! Beast! - Be good, Chinchilla. You will get sick.

Let me go! Let me go!

God, my head! My head! My head! My head! My head is exploding!

And I don't have the condom vinegar! Oh, the head...

You are ungrateful heartless!

I can't explain to myself why I put up with you, but the day will come when i get bored.

And then don't come crying because I'll leave you where I found you.

You were nothing! Nothing until you met me! A lousy hairdresser's assistant!

you tell me

Ah, bandit, you know how to calm me down

You are the only one capable of healing me. Beast.

- Sergio! -

- - Sergio! -

- Watch out, drop my tent! - Excuse me, sorry.

hey what are you doing You have become worse than Josette!

Where's your head at? this morning?

I can tell you what he thinks.

It has been in the clouds for two days and he doesn't understand anything.

Josette!

- Why are you laughing? - Sorry, I didn't expect that.

The die has been cast, I will come with you.

- Really? Have you decided to hitchhike too? Should I hitchhike too? - Who is he?

- This is the gentleman I told you about. - Sergio Battistini, I was delighted.

- Give me the bucket. - What did grandma say? - Nothing, let me go.

Deep down, it couldn't be to sacrifice throughout his life.

I was very surprised why she was sweet, resigned.

I was moved, poor thing.

The truth is that now that he's gone, what's left of him?

He took two rings, a sapphire brooch sapphire brooch and a pearl necklace.

I don't know how much Italian currency there was. A hundred, a hundred and twenty thousand, maybe.

But I'm sure there were more than 30,000 French francs. French franc. Damned thief!

give me this photo lady and calm down.

Leave it to us. You'll see how we deal with it.

But please don't bother him.

- Deep down he's just a spoiled brat spoiled, impulsive. - I understand that.

- I can only take two. - You go. We will wait for the next one.

- Yes, good - And will you be alone?

No, with me. I am a gentleman.

- Go, we'll see you in Pisa. - We only go as far as Pontedera.

- Better that than nothing, right? - Then in Pisa, under the tower. - Yes, it is.

- Shall we make a bet that we will arrive first? - Goodbye. - Thank you!

Oh, how I love this life! The air, the light, the sun!

Old man! Old man and idiot!

You will see much more. Tired already?

Tired; With you? I'll carry you!

- Oh, another car! - Yes?

- Please, sir, throw us away. - Are you Italian? - Yes, I'm Italian.

Now you come too! Come on, let's go. You go to work too, man!

What do you want me to do? are you working

Have you seen the mindset? Because I'm Italian.

Italians don't, foreigners do.

- What does he say? - He thanks you for the trip.

- My friend is Greek and doesn't understand Italian. - Friend? What do you mean by "friend"?

- Friend, friend or... "friend"? - So, friend, fellow traveler, friend, fellow traveler.

- Just traveling? - What else?

Listen, miss, don't tell me I am but that a beautiful girl

if you go on a trip with a small child to see it with a young man to see the scenery,

- I don't understand it. - But I understand.

- Ah, now I understand. - What is this? - Come on, you got it!

If things are like this, it means that this fool here is real.

- Now you get it, huh? - No, that's good!

Good or bad, it doesn't matter. You just have to look at it. Did you look at it right?

Look at him. I think she's getting a perm.

- Why should he get this this beggar? - What is this?

A beautiful girl like you. Come on now, aren't you bored?

- Do you know what we're going to do? We'll throw him out. - How?

I signal the dogs, they jump up and go out.

This way we stay alone. I have a house near here.

- We eat, we drink, we lie down, we lie down little. - Take that hand off me!

Where do you lie? I'll lay you down, rip your nose off and feed it to the dogs. I'll rip your nose off and feed it to the dogs.

- So you messed with me? Pig! - Pig! Who is a pig?

- I'll give it back to you! - Leave it, please. - Okay, but who implicated him?

- Documentation, please. - Why?

- Control. - There you go.

- Is the car yours? - Of course, it's registered in my name.

Hey, when the guard leaves you will see what happens to you.

- In the meantime, get out. - No, no, not me. My papers? There you go.

- Grandpa, I'm not going down. - You will go down. - I'm not going down! - You're going down.

- Did you see it? - I have to go downstairs. - Thank you. Thanks.

May; I am a fake foreigner otherwise I wouldn't have made it.

He says, "Are you Italian?" How is that? Let the Italian work and the foreigner enjoy.

- Are you Sergio Battistini? - Sergio Battistini.

- There is a complaint against you for theft. - The old lady reported me!

There must be some mistake because... Do you see?

We will favor this idiot who did he want to take advantage of the lady?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's not make a bad impression.

In front of strangers! They say that the Italians...

They say we play the mandolin. Let's not add to the fuss, for their sake.

- Can I go? - Go away, go away. - What do you mean, leave?

Hey, thank the forces of law and order! of class!

- You and the dogs are saved! - Do you want to tell me what's going on?

Josette, grandma wants me to turn back

She feels sick.

And these friends went to the trouble to come and warn me.

Thank you, I won't forget it.

Will you be returning to Florence?

It's grandma, kid. Even fate wants its share.

- Good luck, Josette. - Goodbye, Josette.

Go ahead. I might keep you company.

Shall we take the car? Goodbye. can you take my luggage

The backpack! Goodbye!

Long live France.

- Au revoir. - Au revoir.

A dark day today.

Without wanting to offend anyone, but Josette's absence is noticeable.

Josette is no better than us, if you know how to value yourself.

Do you want to see it?

- Want to know how? - Let's see.

- We only use it for girls who don't have a very good dowry. - No misunderstanding for anyone.

Look what we have to do.

Oh, my God, the poor things!

- What happened? - My friend is sick. Can you fly us please?

Let's get one thing straight: it's better not to move it. I will ask for help.

No, don't leave us here! Hold on, Margaret!

- Thank you, very kind of you. - Nothing, nothing

- What happened? Accident; - No, no, no!

Put your feet on his track piece of paper.

But where did you put it? Right on the hood, he'll scratch it!

The car is new and not mine.

- What do you have? - Hepatic colic.

Oh, no!

It's not my fault, it's the wallpaper. It's still wrapped.

Don't worry.

Anyway, I'll tell you that is not a bad thing.

- Where are you going? - In Florence, at the hospital. - Can't we go to Pisa?

Excuse me, but Florence it is closer.

- We're going down. - Why are we going down?

- Because it's not true. - What is it?

You must forgive us. We were there for two hours

and no one had stopped, so I came up with the idea of ​​colic...

To see if there were still any Gentlemen were still left.

You stopped and I immediately said: "Here is a gentleman."

Excuse me, what should I say now? Shall I thank you for the compliment?

- No, we thank them ourselves. - No, just out of curiosity.

I would not like it if in your country to be a gentleman is to be an idiot!

- We're going down, Margaret. - But we're already up.

Because I thought you were sick, to justify himself to his boss.

- The company, the boss has dogs. - I'm sorry.

- Come on, let's go downstairs. - Okay, let's go to Pisa.

But it must be exhausting to travel like this, if you have to do this nonsense every time.

- What is this, an oath? - An oath?

- An obligation - No, to have fun. We are on vacation.

What a vacation! And what do you do when you work?

Pisa!

For the leaning tower, things change.

- That was fast, huh? - Thank you. did you see

- I was so scared, we didn't do any harm. we did no harm. - Be careful! Be careful!

- Oh, my God! Damn it! - Sorry, I didn't do it on purpose.

Look what a mess! What should I do now?

It's my fault, I'm an idiot! Don't be nice to anyone!

Well, these things happen. And me who lost an entire MG?

MG! What do I care about your MG?

In the laboratory they are able to ask 15,000 lire! I'll have to steal!

- Calm down. And we told them we were sorry. - And I tell them to die suddenly, okay?

And the next time someone he's signaling me, I'll step on him!

You have 10,000 lire. From now on be less rude and die suddenly you.

What are we going to do now? £10,000 is a lot of money.

I know, but I had to. It was so rude.

But again, try to be be more careful.

- Hilde, Margaret! - Josette, you finally came. are you alone

where is your friend what is his name?

Who, Sergius? Oh, if you only knew!

At one point, a car passed us of the diplomatic corps

The two officers persisted and Sergio turned back.

- He has been invited on a cruise to the Canary Islands. - Diplomatic officials?

- Yes, the ones in the embassies. - They wanted me to go too.

- I was tempted, but I couldn't leave you to pick you up - Look who's here!

- That bastard! - Do you know him? - I know him very well. We had a fight.

- I can't leave you alone for a minute. - I don't want to talk to him.

- Miss, may I? I was looking for you throughout Pisa. - What's going on?

He did well.

It's this damn habit of raising my voice. Sometimes I kicked myself.

Okay, let's talk no more. Let's think the incident ends. I have to go now.

No, look, I have the daily diet. I can also put the repair.

-No, not that. - Take it, I'd love to.

- He looks like Mollicone! - Who does she look like?

Mollicone, the house cat. It always blows like this.

Thank you for the compliment.

- He's a good cat, we grew up together. - Sure! And how old are they?

I don't know, 22, 25... Hey!

Do you want the money? I'll give them to grandpa.

What does he do?

- Thank you, Saint Nicholas. - Are you crazy? - Thank you, Saint Anne.

Well, that's me. Except I only gave him £100.

Where is he now, huh?

You can see that he can smile. You should always do it. She looks more beautiful.

Will we see you in Rome? No, don't say anything, I know you'll say no.

- or I don't know, maybe... yes or no? - No.

Would you trade it for a yes if I took you should we eat somewhere i know?

Hilde, what are you doing?

Goodbye.

No goodbye! We must meet again.

- I'll take her to Rome. Call your friends. We'll be there in 4 hours. - And Pisa?

- What is the importance of Pisa? - What do you mean it doesn't matter? We came here on purpose. Goodbye.

ok bye where?

At the campsite in Rome.

Hey, how can I find a girl? who lives here?

- He does what I do, he waits. - Are you waiting too?

- Any? All! The first one that came out. - Gino!

- Hello. - Hello.

- And how is the car? - Oh, fine, like new.

- What about your friends? - They went to the English consulate.

And where are we going?

The Capitoline Museums, the Vatican, Saints Cosimo and Damiano,

the Roman Forum, the Borghese Gallery. Yes, you are Romans.

Who knows how many times have you been to these places!

Right, but it's always nice to to see them again.

- Which is the first? - The Capitol Museums.

- Where is it? - What do you mean, where is it? In the Capitol, right? - Oh, yes, it is.

I'll go get the car. This time it's mine.

¡30,000! It is awarded with 30,000 lire.

Now lot 320. Desk late 700s, early 800s. 700s, early 800s.

Please, gentlemen, pay attention to this beautiful piece with inlays. in this beautiful inlay piece.

- And the bookstore? - Now it goes out, for 20,000 pounds. It's there.

Is this it? But it is rebuilt.

Do you want it old? For 40,000 lire you can get it.

It's 11 o'clock. In half an hour the trial begins in court.

They continue with the office.

Understand. Let's do one thing. You stay, I'll go, give me the documents.

- Please pay attention, gentlemen. - There you go.

- I'm leaving. - Wait for my signature.

Ten.

I am surprised, gentlemen, that there are no collectors for such an inlaid jewel.

- Then I will come. Don't do anything. - I'm fine.

The intrinsic value of ivory alone compensates the ridiculous price we start at.

We're still at 50,000. No offers?

- Why is he laughing? - His nose is crimson.

No, from here. In this way. No, no.

leave me

- I'm done. - Thank you.

As there are no offers, I declare it invalid.

Josette, what are you doing here? I was looking for you everywhere.

Do you have the money?

No, I have to go back. Insurance has paid, but... consular approval is missing. Let's go leave.

- Wait a minute, wait a minute. - I have to go. - Be good. Only two minutes.

Original and funny mechanical trinket, late 800s. Mr. Luna.

- Nice, huh? - Musical mechanism it works perfectly.

-Initial amount 5,000 lire. - Six!

- 6,000 for the lady. - 7,000 lire! - Seven.

- Eight! - Nine! - What are you doing?

- It's fun. - Ten!

- Eleven! - Twelve!

- You are stupid. We have nothing... I'm not going... - I'm just turning it up a bit.

- We are at 13,000 pounds. - Fourteen! - Fourteen...

¡14,000!

¡15! Don't worry, I'll stop here.

15,000 lire for the lady over there. Very well. 15,000.

No one offers more?

- Smile, gentlemen, smile! - God, what are we going to do?

No one wants to offer against the lady?

So, 15,000 lire an hour? Come, gentlemen, £1,000 more.

We are at 15,000. The lady is very lucky.

15,000 for one time, 15,000 going twice...

- ¡16! - 16, great!

16,000 for one time, 16,000 at two o'clock...

16,000 at three o'clock. Awarded to the gentleman, congratulations.

Hilde is right. You are unconscious. I'm not dating you again.

Who would have thought that it would stop there!

Ladies, are you leaving? Then tell me what to do with this thing.

- Are you happy? - I wish I had I wish I had taken it. - Did I want to take it?

He does not lack courage. Thank goodness God for finding an idiot like me.

Next time, don't be be funny, got it?

And you too! And this is a gift for you!

Museums are good, huh? Too bad you can't smoke.

You really didn't know that these was it the Capitol Museums?

For us, the Capitol is simple the Capitol. That's where the mayor is.

My parents got married here. We still have the photo at home.

And who are they?

It is... What are their names? It is...

- They are famous twins. - Romulus and Remus?

No, the Dioscuri, Castor and Pollux. The other two are in the Quirinal.

So there are four twins;

It does not matter. He thinks I'm ignorant. I know all this, but I forget it.

For example, this is Marcus Aurelius. And when become gold, it will be the end of the world.

- I've never heard of it. - Yes, we have so many emperors on horseback in Rome.

No, sorry, this is the only Roman equestrian statue Equestrian statue from the Roman period in Rome.

The others were destroyed.

Well, since you say so.

Mollicone, what are you doing here? Read. Leave me alone.

- Good evening. - Hello, Dad.

- Maria! - Hello, mother. - Good evening, Armand.

- Hello, Armand. - What does Gino have?

- Why? - Haven't you seen him?

- No, what is it? - Come and see.

What ways!

- What's going on? - Why this parade?

What?

You have never seen someone to study?

- Are you crazy? Who gave you this? - I bought it.

2,500. 3,000.

- 4,000! You broke the bank! - Studies cost sacrifices.

Do you know what the Colosseum was called? The Flavian Amphitheater.

You knew that, didn't you?

A bunch of ignoramuses!

- Professor Spinariti, our director, Professor Santoliquido. - Nice to meet you.

- Thank you for your hospitality. - Please.

- We have to go on, huh? - Please, Madam Director.

- I thought we couldn't bring our wives... our women. - Why not? Why not?

If you could, you would have brought your wife?

What does that have to do with it? It's a matter of principle, isn't it?

Because the court will undoubtedly have received our cooperation

to be achieved as soon as possible, the progress of the process.

But I have to overlook his effort Honorable Prosecutor

of falsifying the moments of the robbery, for which my client is for which my client is called to account.

Lawyer!

If the Prosecutor's Office had spared me... I was saddened by their sarcasm, taking knowledge….

considering the weight of the evidence presented by the defense.

Seriousness we always have we always thought...

What's going on?

Are we at the circus? Miss!

I wanted to speak to the lawyer.

I apologize for a moment.

OK, but what do we do, Councilor? Next time next time divide your obligations better.

Did I disturb you?

Is she crazy?

- I spent the morning looking for this. I went back to to the auction and then to your office. - What do you want?

- I can't accept it! - Oh, that's why! - Of course it is!

- I'm sure he wanted to insult me. - Look, they're waiting for me.

- I'm not a girl who doesn't accept gifts... - Miss!

but it must be done with kindness, not with the idea of ​​being rude.

- Lawyer, they are waiting for you. - Yes, I'm coming.

Okay, I'll be nice.

Accept it with my deepest and deepest conviction my deepest and most respectful esteem.

It does not matter. You see how when you take can he become a master too?

I told you he is missing a screw.

Are you married?

No. Why?

Because you could give it as a gift to his children.

Let's imagine that I am married and you are my daughter Keep it.

And have a really, really, really good time. Goodbye.

- Excuse me, you know the lawyer Alberto Cortini? - Of course I know!

Do me a favor, take this doll to her and tell her that your daughter tell her your daughter prefers the real thing.

- Your daughter? Is this Cortini...? - Yes, he is my father.

- I don't think so. - Me neither.

And it was on this hill that Romulus in 754 BC, he founded Rome.

This is the famous basilica of Maxentius. Maxentius is the name of the emperor.

And this is the temple of the Vestals which is actually called by historians

- church of Antoninus and Faustina. - Wow, that's cool!

It is one of the most important works of Roman architecture.

- A work that inspired Bernini the palace... - Borromini.

- Bernini the Borromini Palace? - No, Borromini was the one who was inspired.

and not in that temple, but in his house Livia, located on the Palatine Hill.

I had prepared well, Saint Peter, but you wanted to come here, to the Palatine.

- Ready? - Yes, I have i was studying all night like an idiot.

- I drank a can of coffee. - Why, idiot? It was beautiful.

Now my head is full Barberini, Borromini, Bernini!

Until yesterday I thought that Barberini was cinema.

- Nice image for a Roman! - Don't worry, it's not that serious.

- Hello! - Come on, let's go.

Hilde!

Are you so interested in this Borromini?

- No. No, I won't. - So, will you kiss me?

- Why? - What do you mean, why?

No, I mean...

Since you are a beautiful girl... and I don't feel like throwing you away...

- Or will they throw me out? - No, on the contrary. - Well, then?

- If I had to kiss all the Romans who are not ready to who are incapable of throwing... - What would that have to do with it?

Just say you don't want it.

OK, I don't want to.

That's fine.

- I kiss you anyway! - No!

where are you going Hilde!

- Shall we play "I'll Catch You"? - Still!

This is what they teach you at Well done!

But where are you going? Wait!

- Don't come any closer. - What are you doing? what are you doing - Stay back. - Oh, yes?

Watch out, it's falling!

One, two, three, the thief accepts! Now he pays the fine.

No!

Wait, where are you going?

Well;

I'm here. Come on you.

- Goodbye. - Goodbye.

But... What is the exit?

I was thinking.

You were right, forgive me. I don't know what came into my head.

- How many years have you been studying? - 15. Why?

And overnight I thought I thought I had it all covered.

Someone who studied for 15 years with an engineer!

Electrical engineer, but always an engineer.

Too bad, I really liked you.

You pig Judas, what agony!

I was fine before. Why did I meet you?

- But how... if before...? - It was the first time.

What does "congoja" mean?

It means that someone he is in love.

I also have "ongoja".

Pronounced "congoja".

Thinking of Borromini?

No, just... there is a big difference.

- You go to university and I go to... - You are an engineer. You are an engineer. Ok.

Why do you think I study? Because I will have to earn a living.

Do you think I'm a millionaire's daughter? My father works at the town hall.

I don't think there is such a big difference.

- Don't listen to him! - Get married!

Hey, mind your own business!

Rinaldesi! Shall we take a group photo?

No, we're leaving, it's late!

A photo! The stuff of soldiers on leave.

A miracle? Look at the Scaglietti! He acts like he's on leave.

- Who knows how my car will be in at the bottom of the sea! - And are you laughing?

- If I hadn't taken the security money, I wouldn't feel... - Watch out! - Hey!

For some water. You looked like a flamethrower.

Hey, Scaglietti, will you stop?

- All day he pretends to be witty, or rather the lamogio. - You'll be the fool!

- Scaglietti, Parentiti, enough! - But I... - Please!

If Scaglietti misbehaved, you have behaved badly so far.

Because when you go to a group, you can't constantly going off to do your own thing,

- as you have done, all day. - Oh, that's why.

Because I brought company.

- Are we in kindergarten? - I've said enough!

look miss we are not in school here!

Just because I said "enough" doesn't mean that that I will step foot.

Truth; Then I'll remind him that this trip is paid for by the school.

And you, as a professor of art history, you had the specific mission to guide us.

Excuse me, miss, but although it affects you, it has nothing to do with you.

Okay, so that means when I get back I'll pay back the money the school paid for me.

And from this moment I reserve the right to go where I want.

As you rightly said you said right.

Ah, Miss, you have finally given him his due. You taught him the lesson he deserved.

As soon as I entered the room, he stopped talking and smiled at me. he stopped talking and smiled at me.

And to think it was a murder trial. a trial for murder.

He approached me and apologized,

but I was alone and I treated him a little badly.

And how are you doing with it with your young beast?

Young beast? You know it comes from... from a noble Norman family?

He is a scholar of history and western culture.

What are you saying, what are you saying to me? What are you taking me for?

Tell me who you're taking me for, when when you stop lying to me

- Excuse me, girls. - Did you have fun? - Did you like Villa d'Este?

I wish you could see it. Tivoli is a wonder. I would stay here for the rest of my life.

With the teacher, right?

- I brought you a present. - Thank you.

- You shouldn't have bothered. Which one is mine? - Hey, wait a minute. This is yours.

I knew it. The smallest package it's always mine.

I hope I chose something that suits you. Let me know if you like it.

- A skirt? - In exchange for the dress you gave me.

It's a bit crumpled. Can you help me iron it?

- I would like tomorrow... - What is so important tomorrow?

Nothing, just that tomorrow I am sure that...

I don't know. It might be a great day!

Ah, I see you got it this time a good "congoja", eh? - What? What?

A good flirt.

It was great today.

He got into a fight with the teachers. I didn't think he was so proud.

He became someone else, he looked like me an ancient paladin and he did it for me.

And did he kiss you?

He didn't kiss her. Ancient paladins don't kiss.

Let it go! Professor Parenti is not just anyone young. - Like that beastly Hilde!

- Calm down. - Yes? Did yours kiss you?

- Say it if it's not true. - Get lost.

Do you see? He kissed her. He's not a paladin.

Professor Parenti, please.

He's not here. All the teachers the teachers are gone.

Are you sure? I had a date.

Margaret!

Oh hello!

I was waiting for you. Come on, I need to talk to you.

Connect the call to 12.

I couldn't wait for you to come. I couldn't sleep all night.

I was even tempted to to get up and call you on the phone.

- I had to trust someone, to talk to him - Tell me.

I may have overreacted to those poor devils yesterday. Devils yesterday. Sit down. Do you want something?

- No, thank you. - I just can't stand them anymore.

I can't bear the thought of going back... at Giosuè Carducci High School.

The cold. Talks with the treasurer so we can get the kitchen up and running.

And the children, who are not interested in what I explain, because they notice that I am the first one who is not interested.

And the afternoon coffee with the same faces,

with the usual salary discussions, raises, staffing, bonuses.

And finally, on Thursday night, the big event:

"Double or Nothing" on TV of the Social Circle.

- It shouldn't be too happy. - So I decided to give it all up.

- Really? - I was a lot lucky to have met you.

After having you around me these days, I might not dare to... without you I wouldn't have dared.

You will make me blush.

And now... what are you going to do?

I don't know.

I'm going to take a year off, go home, go to work. I'm going home, I'm going to work.

I have some ideas in mind and I'm sure I'll be able to shape them.

And if I'm wrong, bear with me, I'll always find a job. As a substitute, I will always find her.

¿Y... Will you return to your family?

Yes, but I will write to you.

Not like last time. I'll keep you posted.

I need your advice.

Just like he needed the affection of Middleton's little girl.

In the last few days I discovered that that you are the only friend I have, the dearest.

what's wrong with you

- Nothing, I'm happy. I wish you... - Parenti!

Dear professors, allow me to congratulate you.

Our Parenti was great.

- He finally put that harpy in her place. How I enjoyed it! - Forgive me.

- I have another appointment. I have to go. - Wait, I'll come with you.

And our colleagues! You know what Professor Rivetti said when...?

- I'm late, sorry. - Wait.

- See you tonight. I will call you on the phone. - Yes. Goodbye.

Please don't say anything to Professor Rivetti.

They are people who, whether we like it or not, we have to be with we must be with them all year round.

- Can I have your say? - Huh? what did you say

That he says nothing to Professor Rivetti.

Listen, miss. What you and Professor Rivetti and Professor Rivetti, I don't give a damn.

And in case you didn't understand: Carducci.

Where are we going?

Miss, what did they do to you?

Now I remember that I have already seen her. She is very beautiful girl. Well done, Gino!

When did you see her? It's the first time he's come home.

However, I know her. Her name is Antonietta.

No, Antonieta is Franco's girlfriend. This is a German woman.

- German? - Yes, a student.

- Is the line straight? - Yes, it is.

- But he speaks Italian well. - Who is speaking? - Antonietta!

I don't remember it being German.

Leave it! Here it is! Here it is!

They arrived!

- Here we are. - Good morning!

- Good morning! - Welcome.

This is Hilde. Mama.

- This is dad, grandpa... - Nice to meet you. - my brothers...

This is my big brother. This is Mollicone.

- What are we going to do? Shall we go to the living room? - Sit down. I'll bring the tea.

- This way. - Please... - After you.

- Sit there. - I'm sitting where Where I want. - What are you saying?

Grandpa, do you like it?

Beautiful, more beautiful than Antoinette. You did well to bring her here.

No, Antonietta is my girlfriend.

Oh, your girlfriend! Oh, right. I thought you were dating a German.

- No, leave it. - Miss.

I thought of making a cake like I was at home.

Strudel? Very kind of you, madam.

But as there were no apples in the at the market, I made it with pears.

Mollicone likes you.

Leave it. I will do it tomorrow.

Thanks, Andrea, no. I'd rather be done and forget about it.

If nothing else, I ask them to bring me to bring me something from the bar.

Well, playing with the protocols with me it's stupid.

Goodbye. My regards to your wife.

What is this thing?

Do you like it? Take your home.

you love me so much my wife is pregnant

- Are you afraid it will scare you? - Yes, I'll see you later. see you

- Lawyer Cortini, please? - The lawyer... please come through. - Thank you, Mr. Cortini.

Alberto! They are looking for you!

- I didn't expect to find it. - Me neither.

I was worried all day.

- Yesterday maybe I offended you... - No, relax, you didn't insult me.

He was offended and still is. And he is absolutely right.

I was rude and I was wrong.

You said it yourself, that it's not every day you don't meet a good person every day.

The truth is I said I'm an idiot, because i'm stupid

- I would like to know what came to mind. - Nice way to treat a customer! - Customer?

A lady comes here to to consult her. It depends on your help, your advice...

Paying, of course. And that's the thank you you get!

So you came to...

- But what have I done, tell me! - So you don't believe me!

Just so you know, I had a Jaguar which fell into the sea at Portofino.

- Do you know Portofino? - Listen, Miss...

You are good, you are very good and you are very I think you are also very beautiful, okay?

But a girl like you, why...? I have so many things to do!

Do you see there? Some bastard stabbed his uncle

and tomorrow you will go to prison for 20 years. for 20 years. Do you understand this?

And he comes to talk to me about Portofino!

Do you really think I'm beautiful?

I know I'm missing a screw, he already told me.

And you say you have it in your office this puppet and something like that.

- Don't try to mess with me, huh! - Excuse me. - What do you want? Is this a port?

Who ordered this?

- His colleague. He also asked me to let me tell you something. - What is this?

- Shall I unclog it? - No! Go away! - I'll get the helmets tomorrow.

Your colleague told me that that you are good job.

- Get out! - I put the bottle in your account!

Next time, I'll pay for it.

Lady! Lady!

- Madam! - Mom, they're looking for you - Oh, come on. From here, from here.

- Do you love me a little? - Too much.

Me too.

I knew there wouldn't be enough orangeade. I'll order another one, huh?

Oh, tell Mr. Aristides, I will pay later! Gino!

Will no one come to help me? Do I have to do it all myself?

- Where are you going? - I'm sorry... I'm coming, madam. tell me

- Do you hear that noise? - He's handsome.

Yes, but every Sunday is the same. the same thing. Not counting the kids.

They make a fuss every weekend!

- I also have four brothers. All of them small. - Four?

That's not how we Italians are the only ones.

Hey, I want to talk to you.

I understand you like Gino, you do a handsome boy, but so are you.

And you look so good together!

And because I like you I will tell you something.

Be careful. Do not take too. Wait until you marry him.

Because you want to marry him, won't you?

I think I will be back soon in Rome soon.

I can also study architecture here architecture and pay less tuition.

It seems to me that this is the first time Gino has made the right choice.

Hilde, don't you dance? Come on, let's go.

My brother always is luckier than me!

- Franco, calm down! - And leave my girlfriend alone, huh?

I have the honor to introduce you my client's request,

in order to an upcoming hearing

the court may cross-examine the witness Maria Biasoni. - Slow, slow!

- Martyr Maria what? - Is she beautiful? - Which one is it? - Witness Maria Biasoni.

I don't know, but if we keep going like this.. instead of helping me...

You know I would like to can i be your secretary?

- Calm down, calm down! - Just a small drink. What kind of person are you?

These things are bad on an empty stomach. empty stomach. You must go slowly.

- I'm used to it. I worked at "La Rose Rouge"- for a whole season. - In "La Rose Rouge"?

- Yes, a very classy place, very stylish. - Really? - I did a trick.

- What a great moment! - A series of what?

He sang, he even danced she did striptease.

Huh?

Striptease. To take off my clothes.

Oh, I wish he had seen me! I was a success!

It's weird, I've been several times the last few years and I never saw it.

- I was there four years ago. - Ah, four years ago!

- Excuse me, how old are you now? - I'm 24. Almost 24.

My birthday is in December, the 16th. Don't you believe me? Shall I show you my passport?

- Yes, yes... - Have you finished writing?

yes i think so but it doesn't matter.

- Does it turn me on a little too? - Of course it makes me.

Thank you.

He was right. Champagne in one on an empty stomach...

- Do you have anything to eat? - I'll call the bar now.

Do you prefer toast or sandwiches? Or both?

I'm talking to you.

The one who drowns in champagne

and did striptease.

Every night...

in kindergarten!

what's wrong with you Don't you agree?

What would you do? if you were me, huh?

With this romantic expression where are you wearing

Silence!

Look how he sleeps.

He deserves to be made fun of. a joke.

Pay attention. Watch how I tune it.

- My God, what are you doing here? - What are you doing here?

- Oh, honey... Are you awake yet? - What happened?

- Oh, Josette, Josette! It was the most beautiful night... - What? What?

- Yes, the most beautiful night of my life. - No, it's not true, it's impossible!

I knew it, I knew it!

For you it was just a whim, an adventure. One of many.

And I just remember what happened it's annoying for you, huh?

And I might tire you too!

But look, it's my fault. Mine! Poor deluded man...

What could I expect from a girl like you you stripper at "La Rose Rouge"?

I have never set foot in "La Rose Rouge". I've never done anything. Nothing!

- What are you saying? - Really... last night?

Oh yes...

It's good for me. That I crossed the line.

I don't even like champagne.

He told me I was a girl and I wanted to...

Everyone is always flirting with me, but you didn't even seem to see me.

And so one falls in love and falls in love. That's why I came.

But I didn't think that...

Do you know what time it is? It's a little after midnight. Look.

- You sleep for a little more than two hours. - What? are you sleeping

Yes, he is sleeping. You did nothing but sleep.

Do you know what you are? A child.

Tricky, forgetful and a bit simplistic.

But maybe that's why I like you.

And look at the one that says "I like you" it's not enough because...

Well, that's okay. But be careful, eh? Be careful and don't overdo it.

As I told you, it is not always lucky enough to find someone like me.

So you work for me? What a feat!

Do you know what you are? A ruthless man!

And I've been twice idiot for not noticing!

- Are we starting over? - No, I'm leaving!

i am a child you are a bastard!

Did you hear that? A scoundrel!

- Josette, it's late! And Margaret? - Who knows?

- It's almost one o'clock. - Are you telling me?

You spend your day having fun with your animal and I have to take care I have to take care of Margaret.

- I don't take care of adults! - What's wrong with you? What happened to you? - Nothing!

Nothing has happened to me. Besides, you wouldn't understand things you wouldn't understand, you just have tastes.

The first special engineer you'll see and everything will be arranged.

Josette, what happened to you?

A girl! I'll show you a girl! Do I look like a girl to you?

- What? - He told me I was a child. No one has ever humiliated me like this. Nobody! Do you understand?

- I don't recognize you. - Why?

This is the first time you haven't lied. This lawyer put your head in the right place.

- If you don't plug it, you will... eat this brush! - Calm down.

Calm down! Calm down, my leg! What a friend you are!

If you were a friend and your engineer abandoned you, I would support you, at least out of solidarity.

Yes, let him! Because he's a bastard!

They are all scoundrels!

“Florence, tonight you are beautiful..."

"...you are beautiful..." No, you're not beautiful.

You are my dearest friends.

- My little sisters... - Margaret! God, she's sick!

- sick? She is drunk. Hardly he can barely stand up straight. - Here it is.

- What are you going to do? - I'll throw it into the Tiber.

- My friends are with me. - Which friends?

They are waiting for me outside. They are smart. They laugh at people. - They are waiting.

- You can't... - Leave me alone!

- Come on, be nice. I have problems. problems and I don't do crazy things. - leave her alone.

- Miss, we're leaving. - We waited we waited. - Yes, I was waiting too.

- These are my friends. - Poor thing! - You love disappointment, huh?

I found her on the street crying like a lamb. You know these hours are dangerous.

- Such a sophisticated lady! - Thank you.

- We better put her to sleep. - Maybe a nice nap. No, let me do it.

Oh, my God, how heavy it is!

- Poor lady! - Disappointment disappointment. Happened to me too.

Maybe it's better to say goodbye here, or I'll burst into tears.

No, if we must cry, we will cry together, don't you think?

Margaret, excuse me, since you wanted to ...you wanted to leave immediately,

let us, at least, stay with you with you until the last moment.

Don't be silly, miss.

If he stays until Sunday, we'll all go to Castelgandolfo, to the grape festival. in Castelgandolfo, at the grape festival.

- Excuse me, I have booked a seat in London. - Your name? - Margaret Topper.

- I look at him immediately. - Josette! Josette!

I came as fast as I could...

You cannot leave your car in the middle of the square. of the square. You can't let the bus pass!

Give me the key, I'll park it. I'll park it myself. - Thank you.

I came as fast as I could, but I read your letter half an hour ago.

- I was afraid you were still angry for the other day. - Not me, probably you.

Why did you decide to to leave spontaneously?

- Here's the ticket. - Thank you, miss, very kind of you.

- But it's not that lady where does it go? - Yes, it is.

- But you... - We're leaving in 3 days. - You can leave in a week.

Since I wasn't going to see you again, I thought it was a good opportunity... that it was a good opportunity... to...

You call that good fun? I have run like a madman in danger of being killed.

I ran a red light and almost ran over a guard on horseback. and almost stepped on a guard on horseback.

- I brought this too! - You always do amazing things.

Josette, you are incredible.

Don't get angry. I won't tell any more lies I promise, the word of my honor.

- Do you have something to declare at customs? - No... yes, half a liter of cologne. I gave it to myself.

- What are you saying? - I have given my word of my honor. I have to tell the truth.

Perfumes don't pay.

Goodbye, Josette.

- Goodbye. - Goodbye, have a nice trip.

Goodbye.

- Where can I write to you? - For a few months, at my house. - And then to mine.

Oh, congratulations!

- Look at these two! They are taking advantage of the confusion. - I must say you didn't waste any time.

- Here, an amulet. - Now I'm really starting to cry.

Goodbye.

We don't know each other. May; Cortini.

- Rina. This is my girlfriend. - Nice to meet you.

- Excuse me... - No, it doesn't matter.

- But you... You didn't go to Middleton Middleton College; - Margaret!

- David.. David.. - Matthews. - But tell me, is he or isn't he?

The years passed quickly. She looks very beautiful.

- Didn't I have freckles? - Yes, but now I wear glasses.

- Are you going to London? - Yes, I will go. - Fine, we'll go together.

- What is this game? - A gift, a souvenir.

It seems to bring luck.

Who knows? Maybe it's true.

- Goodbye. - Goodbye.

You don't go alone. Even in Florence or Bologna, I'm going with you.

Oh, if he comes, I'm not going. I don't want to go as an escort.

- Go, go. - No, not alone with these two.

- Who says you're going alone? - Will you come too?

- Alberto, you're not lying, are you? - They're taking off! - Look at them!

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