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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:33,840 We were rockers. 4 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,680 Rock's an attitude. 5 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:38,840 You've got an axe, the road: you're a rebel. 6 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,920 We swore we'd never join the system. 7 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:44,720 But we did join the buses. 8 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:45,880 Morning. 9 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:47,720 Tickets, please. 10 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:50,120 Inspector, grade 2, line 42. 11 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:52,760 5,567 francs a month, before tax. 12 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:56,600 The buses let Orly-Sud survive, before the big-time. 13 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:58,720 Orly-Sud was our band. 14 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:01,160 Thomas, La Glue, and me. 15 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:06,800 Music was my life. 16 00:01:38,479 --> 00:01:40,440 On drums, Mr Subtlety... 17 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:41,800 La Glue! 18 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:46,320 On bass, His "Highness", Thomas! 19 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:51,039 And I'm Lucas. 20 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:54,039 And now, one of mine. 21 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:55,840 "Soul blues" 22 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:03,440 When I sang my own stuff... 23 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:04,960 it felt good. 24 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:05,840 To me. 25 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:08,120 No-one gave a shit. 26 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:09,960 Especially Thomas. 27 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:38,480 See you on Tuesday, Lucas. 28 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:39,800 Ciao, La Glue. 29 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:44,720 Look out! 30 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,520 I'll mime "hope". 31 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,360 Not bad, eh! 32 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:13,560 What d'you say? 33 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:14,720 My cloth! 34 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:15,920 Next week? 35 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:18,200 But we do music here. 36 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:20,120 Ok, next week then. 37 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:21,720 I'll do a guitar. 38 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:29,240 Oh, sorry! 39 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:37,079 - Finished, Marion? - Yes. 40 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:38,760 Fancy a drink? 41 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:40,120 Well... 42 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:43,200 I'm meeting my boyfriend. 43 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:47,520 I've got loads to do anyway... all the gear! 44 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:49,560 See you! 45 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:09,280 Thanks for coming. 46 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:12,400 Shame the gig's over. 47 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,640 I took your bass. 48 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,120 Fuck! 49 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:20,640 It's that asshole dealer's fault. Some nasty shit. 50 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:22,040 Oh, fuck! 51 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:25,760 It was hard seeing Thomas strung out. 52 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:27,560 - You Ok? - I'm fine! 53 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:33,320 You sure? 54 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:35,240 Leave me alone, I'm fine. 55 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:41,240 Goodbyes are supposed to be solemn. No way. 56 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:44,760 That was the last time I saw Thomas. 57 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:46,720 But I had a new "pal". 58 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:49,920 Howdy. I'm Francis. 59 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:51,400 I was on stage. 60 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:52,640 Yes, I saw you. 61 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:56,159 So! 62 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,760 Mmm. Can you drop me in Vanves? 63 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:01,760 Sorry, I'm off to Montreuil. 64 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:03,040 It's not far. 65 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:04,120 It's miles. 66 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,680 Ok. I'll crash at your place. 67 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:08,760 You got any beer? 68 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:12,800 April 12, '97. Orly-Sud's last gig. 69 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:16,200 3 days later, La Glue died in a bike crash. 70 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:20,040 In May, Thomas OD'ed in a Hamburg squat. 71 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:23,200 I was 30. Success wasn't going to happen. 72 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,640 A new life was beginning. 73 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:27,400 Without music. 74 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:32,040 10 years later... 75 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:33,720 I forgot my pass. 76 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:35,560 Sure. You have any ID? 77 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:38,800 Let's see! 78 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:40,800 You need nice neighbours. 79 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:42,040 Don't forget! 80 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:43,760 Tickets. 81 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:46,320 - I play the flute. - Really! Jeeze! 82 00:05:48,159 --> 00:05:50,200 Tickets, please. Thanks. 83 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,440 Morning. Tickets, please. 84 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:55,080 Thank you. 85 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,440 - Marion? - It's on the card. 86 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:00,880 But I know you. 87 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:02,600 Lucas Chevalier. 88 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:04,640 Oh, yes. 89 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:06,320 I sang in that bar. 90 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:08,640 Right. A long time ago. 91 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:10,440 What are you up to? 92 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:11,680 I'm a rock star. 93 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:14,640 I live in L.A. Just flown in for a gig. 94 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:16,840 - Seriously. - OK, I lied. 95 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,680 I'm a ticket inspector. 96 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:19,880 A dream job. 97 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:23,400 - Watch out! - Sorry! 98 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:25,600 Are you still with...? 99 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:28,040 Orly-Sud. No, the music's over. 100 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:30,400 - Shame, you were good. - Thanks. 101 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:32,360 This is my stop. 102 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:35,159 Bye. 103 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:37,000 Right. Bye. 104 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:47,040 Jean-Pierre! Wait! The door! 105 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:50,400 Marion! 106 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:54,280 How about dinner sometime? 107 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:56,640 I have tons of old photos. 108 00:06:57,159 --> 00:06:58,760 And I want to feed you. 109 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:02,040 Call me. 110 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:03,920 See you soon. 111 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:09,040 OK, Jean-Pierre, let's go! 112 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:13,200 I can do as I like, madam. I'm the boss. 113 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:15,400 Little jerk! 114 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:29,400 It's Wii bowling. 115 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:31,440 I'll take you on any time. 116 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:34,560 How about some Wii house-cleaning first. 117 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:37,920 Francis had moved in for one night. 118 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:39,440 10 years ago. 119 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:41,680 Focus, Francis. Focus! 120 00:07:42,159 --> 00:07:43,800 Wii tones my body. 121 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:45,120 Get any beer? 122 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:49,440 A little beer! 123 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:52,000 - How about some briefs? - Why? 124 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:55,640 You didn't think like: "Oh, underpants"? 125 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:57,520 - Did you go out? - Yes. 126 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:00,280 Put some briefs on. 127 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:03,600 Why? I'm going to take them off in 2 hours. 128 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:06,120 No briefs, no beer. 129 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:09,440 It's in the wash. 130 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:12,320 You only have one pair? 131 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:14,640 Yeah. 132 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:17,920 You only have 1 fridge. 133 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:20,440 QET. 134 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,960 D... QED. 135 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:35,400 You're uptight. 136 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:38,520 About bodies. 137 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,080 I just want you dressed. 138 00:08:43,559 --> 00:08:45,960 I've a date tomorrow. Be gone. 139 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:47,000 Oh, yes? 140 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:49,360 - I want some peace. - Go on. 141 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:52,640 Her name's Marion. She's cute and classy. 142 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:54,080 She has a good job. 143 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:57,280 A naked, unemployed lodger is a turn-off. 144 00:08:57,440 --> 00:08:58,680 Not her style. 145 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,240 No, but hang on, Ok! 146 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,760 I'm not unemployed. 147 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,640 I'm on stand-by. 148 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:12,360 Secondly, if you're ashamed of me, just say so. 149 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:14,920 You're great. But it's a date. 150 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:16,600 So leave us alone. 151 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:19,280 And do what? 152 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:21,720 See your ex, with the stammer. 153 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:24,160 The Jay Leno lookalike. 154 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:25,520 Laetitia? 155 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:39,600 I was looking for Orly-Sud souvenirs. 156 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:42,520 I moved Thomas' bass... 157 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:44,520 And found a blue notebook. 158 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:46,720 A notebook isn't much. 159 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:48,880 But this one... 160 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:51,160 changed my life. 161 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:57,800 Take that, Zidane! 162 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,640 Can you turn it down? 163 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:09,160 Excuse me for existing while you play... 164 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:10,680 Picasso! 165 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:21,560 - You want a cake? - No, thanks. 166 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:24,000 You're dropping crumbs everywhere! 167 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,520 "Dust-Buster". 168 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:38,680 Ball-buster! 169 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:39,880 Yeah, Maestro! 170 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,960 Go to bed. You've had a hard day. 171 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:46,440 You're right. 172 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:47,720 I'm exhausted. 173 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:57,960 That's nice, Lucas. What is it? 174 00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:00,640 You'll never guess. I found it... 175 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:02,920 And no noise before noon. 176 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:37,720 "Romeo and Juliette"! Live! I was there! 177 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:41,960 Listen, chief, can I get this evening off? 178 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:43,680 Music again? 179 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:46,640 No, no. 180 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:49,360 Right. No talent, no future. 181 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:51,360 - But... - I'm kidding! 182 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,400 Fine. Granted! 183 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:55,120 Have fun! 184 00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,440 Pasquier here. 185 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:02,640 It's really good. 186 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:04,600 My firm's HQ is in London. 187 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:07,080 So I'm there twice a month. 188 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:10,400 Twice a month! You almost live there. 189 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:14,360 How do they handle your alcoholism? 190 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:16,560 They're really cool. 191 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:19,080 No wine-stains on important files. 192 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:21,480 But I do get vomit breaks. 193 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,920 Lucas. There's a man in the room. 194 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:30,520 - What's up? - Not in bed yet? 195 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:32,080 It's only 10. 196 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:35,440 Where's your ex? 197 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:37,200 Laetitia? 198 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:39,560 I saw her, and we made love. 199 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,040 I never stay. 200 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:44,600 Marion... Francis. 201 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:47,480 My room-mate. He's going to bed. 202 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:48,520 Good evening. 203 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:51,520 A little kiss? 204 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,040 Very soft. 205 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:59,320 Nice. Better than usual. 206 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,960 Thanks. You can leave now. 207 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:03,160 So, London? 208 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:04,360 What's that? 209 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:06,000 It looks good. 210 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:08,760 - Lamb stew. - With spring veg. 211 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:10,200 With spring veg. 212 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:13,040 - Never makes that for me. - No! 213 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:15,720 TV dinners and burgers, maybe. 214 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,360 But lamb stew? Never! 215 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:19,000 Grease for Francis. 216 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:21,240 He wants something in exchange. 217 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,040 He's fawning. 218 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:27,120 - A stew won't buy me. - A woman's a woman. 219 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:29,720 - I'll make it for you. - Fine. 220 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:32,640 I'll leave you. 221 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,360 Enjoy. 222 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:35,400 Good night! 223 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:36,800 So you travel a lot? 224 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:38,560 Excuse me. 225 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:41,120 Could I have that little crust? 226 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:50,040 I think your friend's hungry. 227 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:51,160 Sit down! 228 00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:58,600 He was hungry! 229 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:01,160 He has a good appetite. 230 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,280 Very bland. 231 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:10,360 Are you an inspector? 232 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,440 No. I'm an artist. 233 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,640 I can't sacrifice my integrity. Like some. 234 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:17,040 Just for money. 235 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,560 - What art? - Mime. 236 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:20,000 The art of mime. 237 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,840 Expressing inner life without words. 238 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:26,280 Shall I show you? Say a word. 239 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:27,840 It's amazing. 240 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,880 I don't know... "Hunger"? 241 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,000 Another. 242 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:35,640 "Free". 243 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,800 That's an adjective. 244 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:40,160 A word! 245 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:42,680 Well... "Happiness". 246 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,160 Oh, happiness! 247 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:46,800 I'll do "hope". 248 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:49,560 The neutral mask. 249 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:53,640 Oh, right. 250 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,120 - I haven't started. - Sorry. 251 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:18,840 Is that it? 252 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,400 Yes, that's it. 253 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:23,040 Impressive, huh? 254 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:24,080 Yes, it's... 255 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:29,480 It's... Wow. I've never seen anything like it. 256 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:32,840 It's sad, and then it's not sad, it's... 257 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,760 When the pigeon falls? 258 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:36,040 It's a dove. 259 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,080 It's "hope"! 260 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:40,840 "He who says nothing says the most". 261 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,960 Now you can mime: "I'm going to bed now". 262 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:46,720 - Dessert? - Nothing. 263 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,560 And that fruit cake? 264 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:51,600 Liar! 265 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:52,680 Pinocchio! 266 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:54,920 No, Pinocchio! 267 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,040 I'll get some hot water. 268 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,200 Have a brandy: forget everything! 269 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:05,200 - Play something! - In that case... 270 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,680 ...and keep the noise down! 271 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,680 Please, Lucas. For me. 272 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,720 - I don't feel like it. - You play or I go. 273 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,720 - Maybe I'll play. - Right. 274 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,760 It's really good. 275 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,720 Who wrote it? Did you? 276 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:13,560 - It's... - An old song? 277 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:16,040 - In fact... - Play it again. 278 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:21,119 I didn't write it. Thomas did. 279 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:24,040 He was just helping me out. Posthumously. 280 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,280 But little lies tend to grow. 281 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:29,480 And at some point, you can't turn back. 282 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:32,160 Marion knew a guy at Sony. 283 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,160 He signed me up. 284 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:37,720 I recorded the 10 songs in the notebook, and wham! 285 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:40,240 I hit the big-time! 286 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,320 Good evening! 287 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:08,080 Here's Luka, our guest tonight. 288 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,440 Luka: "Who will know?" 289 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:16,280 The "Who will know?" album has already sold a million copies. 290 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:19,280 I found this, you can have it. 291 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:20,560 Thanks. 292 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:23,160 Not bad, a good start. 293 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:27,120 So, a diamond record. 1 million sales. 294 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:30,480 A year ago, you were unknown. Today you're a star. 295 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:32,480 - Handling it Ok? - Fine. 296 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,040 Fame is very handy. 297 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,680 Olympia on Friday? 298 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,200 Ah, Biboo. 299 00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:43,160 Don't call me Biboo! 300 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:44,320 So. 301 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:49,600 Great interview. You stutter, you stammer. Awesome street cred. 302 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:51,600 But the director'll cut it. 303 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:54,840 So what's with the new songs? 304 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:59,720 We got a serious advance. The label deserves a taster. 305 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,120 I'm on it. 306 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:02,840 Ok. End of the week? 307 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,080 Oh, and one more thing. 308 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:09,640 You sweat, here. Like a pig. 309 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,680 It's not pretty. 310 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,200 You mustn't sweat. 311 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,920 Don't forget the Olympia rehearsals. 312 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,360 Have fun, Biboo! 313 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:20,480 Don't call me Biboo! 314 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,440 I was a successful singer. 315 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,360 Money, privileges. 316 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:28,000 "A nice table, sir?" 317 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:29,480 "On the house, sir!" 318 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:32,400 Girls think you're handsome and funny. 319 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:33,560 A celebrity! 320 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:44,120 Mr Pierre Palmade! 321 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,520 Working hard? 322 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:46,680 Not at all. 323 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:50,040 - I saw you on TV. Good! - Thanks. 324 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:52,640 I got you 2 tickets for Olympia. 325 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,040 Shame. I can't make it. 326 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:59,440 I'm off for 3 days to St-Paul-de-Vence with... 327 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:03,200 - I know them? - Oh yes. 328 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,720 - Tell me! - I can't. 329 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:07,080 - Go on! - After, maybe. 330 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,080 Physically? 331 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,440 Unusual, but it turns me on. 332 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:12,960 Tell me who it is? 333 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:14,200 Go on! 334 00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:16,080 - No telling! - I promise. 335 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,680 Seriously, you swear? 336 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,200 On my records! 337 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:23,040 Williams! 338 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:26,360 - The Williams sisters? - Shhh! 339 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,280 Who? Serena? 340 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:29,560 No. 341 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:30,600 Venus? 342 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:32,080 No. 343 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:36,880 Both of them. 344 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,960 Stars are on another planet. 345 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,240 To keep my feet on planet earth... 346 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:49,360 Shit! 347 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:50,960 I had Francis. 348 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:52,000 Hi. 349 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,400 Can't you park properly? 350 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:56,120 - Get any beer? - No. 351 00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:57,960 But I have a surprise. 352 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:01,680 God, it's ugly. 353 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,200 No, that's not it. 354 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:04,680 This is. 355 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:07,520 A sunny 2-room duplex, all paid for. 356 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,240 I need your room tomorrow. 357 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:14,600 You're welcome. 358 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,680 Can you hang this in the toilet? 359 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:23,720 Hold on! 360 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,160 I'm thirsty. And you forgot the beer. 361 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:28,120 Château Angelus, 89! 362 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,840 This is priceless! 363 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,400 Money, money! Even at night. 364 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:36,680 But look. 365 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:39,920 Try this. 366 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:41,680 It's called water. 367 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,440 It's incredible. Very thirst-quenching. 368 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:46,960 Very mineral. 369 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,560 Good night. 370 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:50,080 See you tomorrow! 371 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:53,640 Water? At night? 372 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:18,520 I saw you on TV, babe. You were amazing. 373 00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:34,960 Lucas. 374 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:36,600 Francis is here. 375 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:39,040 - What are you doing? - I like watching. 376 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,040 A hammer? Before you make love. 377 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,400 In the toolbox, maybe? 378 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:47,400 In the toolbox. 379 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,000 Life was good. But to go on... 380 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:06,440 I needed another blue notebook. 381 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,640 The uninspired tend to borrow. 382 00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:12,920 But there's only one Bashung. 383 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:18,200 Catapult the athletes... 384 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:22,760 In the veils of the valley... 385 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:27,480 The caterwauling bagpipes... 386 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:30,760 A cataclysm of wails. 387 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,680 So I tried other styles. 388 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,160 Like "world music". 389 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,160 Save the forests... 390 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,480 The rivers and the seas... 391 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,640 Travelling down through Mexico... 392 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:55,240 Like Che Guevara, yo soy loco. 393 00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:58,120 - Guacamole! - Moussaka! 394 00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:00,400 - Guacamole! - Moussaka! 395 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:02,680 - Fajitas! - Moussaka! 396 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:05,480 - Guacamole! - Tarama! 397 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,240 Even new French music. 398 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:11,040 I bust my bike... on the way to the flea-market... 399 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:13,680 ...with Charlotte. 400 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,320 Pathetic! It sucks! 401 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,000 It's hard, composing. 402 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:20,400 The Gainsbourgs and Aznavours... 403 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:21,880 have done it all. 404 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:24,440 Love, death, the universe! 405 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:27,160 What's left? Acne? Electric blinds? 406 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,480 We've got a problem, Lucas. 407 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:40,080 My shower does Arctic or boiling. I'm not a lobster. 408 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:43,040 Don't forget, I need your room today. 409 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,720 - And briefs! - I like it! 410 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:51,400 It's funny: a man with a boy's bits. 411 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:57,880 When I get back, you're gone. Ok? 412 00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,880 Here, for food. Expenses. 413 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:01,360 Like a whore. 414 00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,440 Hey! I got you a flat! 415 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:04,600 You'll see me! 416 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:06,600 A bachelor pad! 417 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,480 Whenever you want! 418 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:11,200 You, Marion and a baby is impossible. 419 00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:12,280 We need room. 420 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:14,240 It's Ok, if it's quiet. 421 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,120 You're not sleeping with a baby. 422 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:18,760 And you smoke. 423 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:21,120 You prefer your child! 424 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:24,240 A complete stranger! And we go way back! 425 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,640 You've changed. 426 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:28,360 You're a big-head! It's true! 427 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:29,600 Mega-big. 428 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:31,640 Have a good trip. 429 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,720 Bring me back some Guinness. 430 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:37,080 I'm not bringing beer back! 431 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:38,880 You've changed too! 432 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,400 Your feet please, love. 433 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:46,160 It makes marks... really hard to get off. 434 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,520 - I'll miss you. - And I'll miss you. 435 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:02,680 Hey! It's Luka! 436 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:09,560 - Be good while I'm gone. - I'll be good. 437 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:11,640 Look after Mum! 438 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:15,960 Safe journey! 439 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:21,960 Love you! 440 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:23,800 Love you too! 441 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,840 Is it him? I don't believe it! It's Luka! 442 00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:35,880 It is him! 443 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:38,640 - Can I get a photo? - Sure. 444 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,120 So cool! Thanks! 445 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:42,760 Smile! 446 00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:43,920 One more! 447 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:47,480 Shit! 448 00:26:58,400 --> 00:26:59,280 Thomas? 449 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,120 He's fine. But I'll get him an analgesic. 450 00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:07,280 Thanks. 451 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:12,600 - It's mad! - Wild. 452 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:16,120 I thought you were... dead. 453 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:18,400 Where were you? 454 00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:20,400 India. I live in Pushkar. 455 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:22,960 Ten years ago... 456 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:26,360 I was into some heavy shit in Hamburg. 457 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,640 I split to India, for the dope. 458 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,360 Then I met someone. 459 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,520 She helped me kick it. 460 00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:35,520 I have a daughter now. 461 00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,040 Look. 462 00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,280 Her name's Jalma. 463 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:40,920 It's Hindi... 464 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,880 for "Renaissance". 465 00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:48,280 She's cute. 466 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,840 - So you live there? - Yeah. 467 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:53,520 Why are you here? 468 00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,200 Remember my Uncle Etienne? 469 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,160 I never saw him much. 470 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,760 He died. And I'm the only family he had. 471 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:03,240 In 3 days' time... 472 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,000 I have to be in Etretat. For the will. 473 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:08,960 What about you? 474 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:10,600 Here, take this. 475 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:12,640 It'll help you relax. 476 00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:13,760 Thanks. 477 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,080 I need to talk to you. 478 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,640 Excuse me? Is this yours? 479 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:21,680 Yes, thanks a lot. 480 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:23,320 Only one bag? 481 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:26,320 I'm going back to India in 3 days. 482 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:29,240 - In 3 days? - Right. 483 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,480 So, tell me, I'm curious... 484 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:36,440 Do you keep up with the news, music and that, in Pushkar? 485 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,480 No, over there, it's... 486 00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,360 hey, it's Pushkar! 487 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,920 You didn't say! What are you up to? 488 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:44,720 It was time to tell him. 489 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:46,360 His note-book, Marion. 490 00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:48,560 The stardom. Thanks to him. 491 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:51,640 I'm still on the buses. 492 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,600 - Excuse me, could I have... - Sure. 493 00:28:58,640 --> 00:28:59,960 Paperwork. 494 00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:04,320 Truth's easy, for the honest. 495 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:05,440 It was too much. 496 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:08,840 I had 3 days to become a nobody again. 497 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,560 Mr Average, who no one would recognise. 498 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:12,640 Incognito. 499 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:15,280 That's nice! 500 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,120 India! It smells spicy! 501 00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:18,960 I just love spicy! 502 00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:22,480 We'll take my car. 503 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,240 Speedy as ever! 504 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,400 Thanks, you're a pal. 505 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:29,480 Lovely texture. 506 00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:35,720 Wow! Wages gone up, have they? 507 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:38,160 Oh, the car... it's not mine. 508 00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,800 It belongs to a mate. He's just lent it. 509 00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,160 He's an actor. He's dead rich! 510 00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:53,800 It's good to see you. 511 00:29:58,320 --> 00:29:59,680 Feet, please. 512 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,080 Sorry, but my mate hates it. 513 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:03,960 He says it leaves marks. 514 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,080 He's not wrong, actually. 515 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:10,320 It's weird, being back. 516 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:11,560 10 years! 517 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,480 Dickhead! He burst my mirror! 518 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:23,960 Don't move. 519 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:27,080 I'll handle it. 520 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:28,840 Stay put! 521 00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:32,240 - How's it going, asshole? Ok? - Yeah. 522 00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:35,120 It's Luka! 523 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,680 - Luka, the singer? - Yes. 524 00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:38,680 Unbelievable! 525 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,240 Just last week I saw Jean Reno! 526 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,480 Two stars in one week! 527 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:45,480 - Sorry! - You're tiny! 528 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,120 No, average. 529 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:48,920 You're miniscule! 530 00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:50,240 You think so? 531 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:53,800 But I did get your CD for my kid's birthday. 532 00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:55,920 - Yes? I'm touched. - Honest. 533 00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:58,400 The lyrics! 534 00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:01,080 Brilliant, man! 535 00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:03,160 I'm not just saying that. 536 00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:05,600 Sorry about your mirror. 537 00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:06,760 I never use it. 538 00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:08,760 - For the report? - Report? 539 00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,920 You've got better things to do. And anyway... 540 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:14,080 "Who will know"? 541 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:18,160 The song "Who will know"... about the mirror? 542 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,560 I'm pretty clever with words myself. 543 00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:22,760 Right. Thanks! 544 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:25,320 Respect, my man. 545 00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:27,320 - Thanks! - Take it easy! 546 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:31,920 No report? He was cool. 547 00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,040 Yeah, yeah. 548 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:39,480 See you! 549 00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:41,440 He took that well! 550 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:44,000 It's all changed, with Sarkozy. 551 00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:47,360 People are more cool, more relaxed. 552 00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:49,280 More convivial. 553 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:51,080 Who's Sarkozy? 554 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:52,280 Sarkozy! 555 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:56,320 Just a guy married to a singer. 556 00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:57,920 Let's go home. 557 00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,240 Holy cow! 558 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:07,640 This isn't yours? 559 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,080 Yeah, I mean no. 560 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:12,400 It's my mate's, the guy with the car. 561 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,920 - He owns this, too. - Nice for him. 562 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:18,080 5 minutes, I'll see if it's Ok. 563 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,920 I don't want to impose! 564 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:21,880 I'll just go to a hotel. 565 00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:23,440 No way. 566 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:24,960 Not a good idea. 567 00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:54,600 Oh, it's you, Lucas. I'm leaving... 568 00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:57,120 Lucas... 569 00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:58,760 my friend. 570 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:04,480 I've been thinking, Francis. You can stay. 571 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:07,640 - Remorse, is that it? - Yeah, I'm remorseful. 572 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,240 I need you. For a role. 573 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:12,280 For a role? 574 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:13,960 What role? 575 00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:16,080 A mate's coming, for 3 days. 576 00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:17,320 I don't like it. 577 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:19,360 Watch out for the leaches. 578 00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:20,840 They smell success. 579 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,720 I'm Mr loyalty. 580 00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:26,080 It's Thomas, from India. My old bassist. 581 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:29,320 He mustn't know I'm a successful singer. 582 00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,240 Grab the award. 583 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:32,600 No signs of fame. 584 00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:34,160 I don't like it! 585 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:38,400 We have to be careful. He gets violently jealous. 586 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:40,120 I don't like it! 587 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:41,760 I don't like it, Lucas! 588 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,880 So, I'm still a ticket inspector. 589 00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:46,920 Ok. 590 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:49,120 The house is yours. 591 00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:51,640 Mine? Well, thanks. 592 00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:54,960 No thanks. We're pretending... 593 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,040 that it's yours. 594 00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,680 Ah! Ok. Right. Yes. 595 00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,280 The car's yours too. 596 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,520 The Mercedes! I'm speechless! 597 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:04,120 Thanks! It's great! 598 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:06,040 It's not great! 599 00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,760 You don't get it! You're the pretend owner! 600 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,280 You act the owner. 601 00:34:12,679 --> 00:34:14,719 You're a famous, rich actor. 602 00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:17,199 I'd prefer another role. 603 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:19,120 A resistance agent. 604 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:21,440 Protecting his network. 605 00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:23,560 Attacking the Nazis. 606 00:34:24,199 --> 00:34:25,080 No. 607 00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:27,000 No, no. You're right. 608 00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:29,280 A young nurse. 609 00:34:29,639 --> 00:34:32,159 Hopelessly in love with her boss. 610 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:35,560 A tropical surgeon. Something gritty. 611 00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:38,800 No, no, no! You own this house. That's all. 612 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:40,320 All right. 613 00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:42,199 I want your room! 614 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:43,440 Yeah, if you like. 615 00:34:43,679 --> 00:34:45,159 Go, go, go! 616 00:34:51,159 --> 00:34:53,320 What kind of owner do you want? 617 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:55,320 A gentleman farmer type? 618 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:57,520 Or nouveau riche, like you? 619 00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:59,760 An owner: keep it simple. 620 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:03,000 I have it! 621 00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,000 I have it! I have it! 622 00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:09,520 And I adore improv! 623 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:14,400 A cheap flight to London, then Eurostar. 624 00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:15,680 It's so quick. 625 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:20,920 Hello. 626 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:23,720 Francis, my friend Thomas. 627 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:24,760 Hello. 628 00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:27,560 Francis owns this house. 629 00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:29,000 And the Mercedes. 630 00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:31,280 Welcome! 631 00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:32,920 Thanks very much. 632 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:34,600 My pleasure. 633 00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,320 It's a really nice house. 634 00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:46,480 A domicile of this ilk can be a wearisome burden. 635 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,840 The taxes, the rates... 636 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,120 the pesky termites. 637 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:54,200 Land-owning these days is no sinecure. 638 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:55,320 I can imagine. 639 00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:58,440 The garden must be hard work. It's beautiful. 640 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,640 Greenery soothes the soul. 641 00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:07,400 Thomas, old chap. 642 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,440 Violence is never the answer. 643 00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:10,520 Never. 644 00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:12,120 Right, absolutely. 645 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,120 - May I wash? - Of course. 646 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:17,000 Wash away! Towels await you... 647 00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:18,560 in the towelry. 648 00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:22,240 What's your game? 649 00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:25,200 - I'm pinching an apple! - Pinch away! 650 00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:28,080 They're from the orchard. Exquisite! 651 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,040 Fuck! Keep it simple! 652 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,240 And the scarf, and the limp? 653 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:38,400 It's way over the top! 654 00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:40,200 - I'm a bad actor? - Fuck! 655 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:41,200 Listen. 656 00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:42,960 I have my vision. 657 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:47,120 If my interpretation - gratis - is not to your liking, I'm out. 658 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:49,560 Find another actor. 659 00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:52,080 No, Francis. 660 00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:53,800 You're a great actor. 661 00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,040 But be a tad more natural. 662 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:57,240 More natural? 663 00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,400 As you are with me. 664 00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:01,560 Yes... very interesting! 665 00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:04,520 You didn't piss in the sink? 666 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:07,040 What? No. But I need a leak. 667 00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:10,040 The crapper's this way. Follow me. 668 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,360 Stop limping! 669 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:14,360 It's this way. 670 00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:18,600 Right then, you know how to do it. 671 00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:24,520 - What's that? - Nails. 672 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:27,240 - Nails? - For your gold record. 673 00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:30,040 I forgot it! He'll see it! 674 00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:32,400 Depends if it's number 1, 2 or 3. 675 00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:35,760 If he's sitting down, I'm dead. Don't shit! 676 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:39,240 Wee-wee too. You don't walk out backwards. 677 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,640 Obviously, he'll turn round. 678 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:42,800 You're screwed! 679 00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:49,320 Just like old times! 680 00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:53,840 So you were at the station, 'cos you flew to London? 681 00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:56,320 Then Eurostar? Handy. 682 00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:58,080 Yes, it's handy. 683 00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:00,680 - Your room. - I'll get my bag. 684 00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,280 The toilet's free. 685 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:04,040 But I don't need to go. 686 00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:07,160 Yes, you do! 687 00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:10,600 Right. Now you mention it, I'm really tempted. 688 00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,320 He's nice, but a bit weird, no? 689 00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:16,360 Oh, no. 690 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:17,480 Lucas! 691 00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:21,040 I can't manage! Have you got any pliers? 692 00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:24,160 This way. 693 00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:29,520 Lucas, fetch us some wine, will you? 694 00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,960 There's a bottle of Château Angelus '89. 695 00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:36,040 A Cahors might be better. 696 00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:40,440 No. I want the Château Angelus. 697 00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:42,320 It's in the kitchen. 698 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,680 - Can I smoke? - But of course. 699 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,200 I smoke myself. 700 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:48,880 I can't find it! 701 00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:52,200 Top left, head height! 702 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:01,880 Pure nectar! 703 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:03,920 Cahors indeed! 704 00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:05,840 He knows nothing. 705 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,600 It's great. I never drink good wine. 706 00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,000 - Taste it. - Not thirsty. 707 00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:12,880 I'll get dinner. 708 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:17,280 So, you're an actor. 709 00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:18,520 A thespian. 710 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:22,480 Bring us a little dried sausage, Lucas. 711 00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:24,080 And pistachios. 712 00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:25,760 You work in film? 713 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,520 Theatre. I love the smell of the boards. 714 00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:31,640 I was in "The Fence". In Le Mans. 715 00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:32,600 Sorry. 716 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,480 By Jean Hurtie, a masterpiece. 717 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:38,960 I played the lock-keeper. 718 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:41,480 A most powerful text. 719 00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,120 Harsh, but just. About major issues. 720 00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:47,920 Demanding for the audience. But we had problems. 721 00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:49,960 Subsidies... 722 00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:53,680 politics, the regional council. 723 00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:57,680 We were a threat. 724 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:01,960 The provinces... 725 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,080 So... provincial. 726 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:08,520 So I decided to go it alone. Free. 727 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:16,640 - Alone! - Good for you. 728 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:18,120 Thanks. 729 00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:20,360 It's not going to slice itself. 730 00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,760 Shall I open the pistachios? 731 00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:24,160 No, why? 732 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:27,400 I'm blending ancient mime... 733 00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:29,280 with modern stand-up. 734 00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:30,720 - Really? - Yes. 735 00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:33,760 I shall succeed one day. 736 00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:35,360 As Proust said: 737 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:38,280 "After unemployment, employment". 738 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:39,520 Francis... 739 00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,120 I need you in the kitchen. 740 00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:45,920 He can't cope without me! 741 00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:51,840 Unemployment? 742 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,600 You're rich! You make movies! 743 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,160 Oh, shit! 744 00:40:59,240 --> 00:41:00,600 What was I in? 745 00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,240 Improvise, dammit! Improvise! 746 00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,520 Yes... I have it! 747 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:08,280 I have it! 748 00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:13,640 Don't over-cook it! Not like in The Great Escape. 749 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:14,800 A lovely shoot! 750 00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:16,760 How old are you? 751 00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:20,360 He played a Nazi baby. But let's not talk shop. 752 00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:21,600 Ok, Francis? 753 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:24,400 You don't eat the shells? 754 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:28,040 No! 755 00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:30,920 Your mate Francis is... 756 00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:33,480 - What? - He does drugs? 757 00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:35,040 Lots. 758 00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:36,480 I thought so. 759 00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:38,840 But then, I can't talk. 760 00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:41,880 I'm no angel there. 761 00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:44,000 Nobody's perfect. 762 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,600 - Good night. - Good night. Thanks. 763 00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:48,920 By the way... 764 00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,040 I'll be back after work. 765 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:52,920 We can hang out. 766 00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:55,160 I'm going into Paris tomorrow. 767 00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,880 Paris? There's not a lot to see. 768 00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:00,280 We're really better off here. 769 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:01,720 Good night, then. 770 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,320 - It's Lucas. - Biboo! 771 00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:12,520 Are the new songs ready? 772 00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:15,360 Yeah. And rehearsal at 8 tomorrow. 773 00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:17,400 8 in the morning? 774 00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:19,600 Yes. I'm writing later. 775 00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,520 I work best after lunch. 776 00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:23,040 See you at 8. 777 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:24,520 Biboo! 778 00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:58,520 The shower's knackered! I'm boiled! 779 00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:00,760 I told you this morning! 780 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:04,400 Your cigarette! 781 00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,120 What's behind your head? 782 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,200 - A pillow. - Right. 783 00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:13,120 Take advantage! 784 00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:15,840 It's wet! 785 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,720 You used my toothbrush! 786 00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:19,520 Actors studio. 787 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,200 Actors studio! 788 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:22,920 Take mine. 789 00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:24,760 I'll take this one. 790 00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:28,000 What now? 791 00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:30,320 It's good being rich. 792 00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:37,120 Are you coping? 793 00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:38,800 Yeah. 794 00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:40,600 Sort of, yeah. 795 00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:47,160 How do. 796 00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:48,920 You're not asleep? 797 00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:51,560 Jet-lag. It's the afternoon for me. 798 00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:53,120 - Off to work? - Yes. 799 00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:55,240 I'll come. Chief still there? 800 00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:57,240 Pasquier? Yes. 801 00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:00,360 - What day is it? - Tuesday. 802 00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:04,240 Damn, I forgot. I'm not working today. 803 00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:06,560 The union got us Tuesdays off. 804 00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:09,400 - I'm so forgetful! - Right. 805 00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:11,200 Too bad. Another day. 806 00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:12,800 Another day is good. 807 00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:14,680 Let's go into Paris. 808 00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:16,840 Paris? You're obsessed! 809 00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:21,760 I couldn't be recognised. 810 00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:25,800 The problem with fame, is that people know you. 811 00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:32,520 - Can I get a photo? - Sure. 812 00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:34,120 That's it. 813 00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:36,000 Thanks. 814 00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:37,120 He's daft! 815 00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:43,160 Luka! 816 00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,680 Oh no! An ex. 817 00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:46,880 An ex? 818 00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:48,240 You're Luka! 819 00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,240 Kinda vintage! 820 00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:52,360 Pray tell! 821 00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:56,080 Thomas wasn't stupid. He was bound to suspect. 822 00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,120 Paris was one big trap. 823 00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:00,200 Then I had a brainwave. 824 00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:01,680 "Gronvieux". 825 00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:03,360 We have to go home. 826 00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:05,040 For a huge surprise. 827 00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:06,120 What is it? 828 00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:08,560 It's amazing, you'll see. 829 00:45:08,720 --> 00:45:10,520 A big, big surprise. 830 00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:12,120 - Go on! - No. 831 00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:14,120 - Tell me. - Later. 832 00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:17,160 He'll be here. 833 00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:21,120 He's an artist. When you have half his talent. 834 00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,240 Stop it with the sticks! 835 00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:25,080 You're being paid! 836 00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:27,440 Huh? The new Beatles! 837 00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:28,880 Right! 838 00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:30,960 Paid to do fuck all! 839 00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:32,920 - Francis? - Here! 840 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:40,680 - The keys. And lose the T-shirt! - Shit! 841 00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:43,360 The keys? 842 00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:46,360 I'm going for a spin. Take the Subaru. 843 00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:47,520 Hiya, Francis. 844 00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:49,320 Hi Thomas. Hot, huh? 845 00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:51,240 Yeah. Can I get a drink? 846 00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:52,760 Sure, go ahead. 847 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:54,760 - Give me the Merc. - No. 848 00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:57,920 We have a long drive. It's a surprise for Thomas. 849 00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:01,600 Lend me the Mercedes, and you take my Subaru. 850 00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:05,240 No. 851 00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:12,240 You were a bit heavy. 852 00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:15,040 The guy gives you room and board. 853 00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:17,440 Money can't buy respect! 854 00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:21,560 Oh, fuck, no! 855 00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:25,920 It's a no-smoking 500CL. 856 00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:28,360 A no-garbage-eating 500CL. 857 00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:31,280 Ketchup on the leather seats! 858 00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:33,440 - Wasn't me. - Not you? 859 00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:35,960 Must have been you. 860 00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:38,240 Oh no. It was not me. 861 00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,320 I don't dribble ketchup. 862 00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:42,800 No drinks, no ice-cream, no food. 863 00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:44,760 Nothing gooey! Ok? 864 00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:48,440 What was that? 865 00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:50,680 Take the Subaru for picnics! 866 00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:53,400 Fondue, BBQ, but not in my car! 867 00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,680 I think I'd better tell Thomas. 868 00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:59,200 That you're rich and famous. 869 00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:04,160 Have a good spin. 870 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,160 But be careful. 871 00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:09,680 And no phones. It's dangerous. 872 00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:11,120 No phones. 873 00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:13,360 No phones. 874 00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:27,000 Hello? 875 00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:29,200 What did I just say? 876 00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:30,840 But I knew it was you. 877 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:34,520 So what? No phones! Turn it off! 878 00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:38,760 - What was that? - I'm not hurt! I'm fine! 879 00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:40,200 Francis? 880 00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:58,840 It was a simple plan: to isolate Thomas. 881 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,280 Gronvieux was the perfect place. 882 00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:03,280 You don't know Gronvieux? 883 00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:06,200 Think of Ibiza. Gronvieux is exactly... 884 00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:07,680 the opposite. 885 00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:10,680 Where's my surprise? 886 00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:12,000 There! 887 00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:15,440 Ok. 888 00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:17,440 Don't you remember? 889 00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:20,520 My Granny Godzilla's place. 890 00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:24,760 We came here with the band! 891 00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:26,880 Oh, damn! 892 00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:29,080 I thought you'd be pleased. 893 00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:31,200 No, but it's great! 894 00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:33,960 It was a gas. You had some hot weed. 895 00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:35,240 Right. 896 00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:38,920 Godzilla caught me. I hid it somewhere. 897 00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:41,080 It'll be a blast! 898 00:48:41,240 --> 00:48:43,960 Walks, picking mushrooms, milking cows. 899 00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:47,440 Great. A big change from India. 900 00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:49,000 Cool! 901 00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:50,880 It's medieval here. 902 00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:55,080 - It's Lucas. - Where are you? 903 00:48:55,240 --> 00:48:57,200 What about rehearsals? 904 00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:59,960 I'm at home, in bed, with flu. 905 00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:01,200 You're lying. 906 00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:04,080 I love you, Biboo. But don't lie. 907 00:49:04,240 --> 00:49:06,800 The doctor's at the door! 908 00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:08,400 Alright! I'm coming!! 909 00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:09,840 I'll call back! 910 00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:17,680 Hey, babe! At last! 911 00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:19,600 Sorry, it's just the... 912 00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:22,960 the rehearsals. Are you Ok? 913 00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:25,200 What's that? 914 00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:26,240 Where are you? 915 00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:27,960 The band's messing about. 916 00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:31,000 Ok, guys, cut out the sound effects! 917 00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:33,480 I've got to go. Love you! 918 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:41,400 Hey! 919 00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:44,440 Lucas! 920 00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:46,720 We're saved 921 00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:51,880 So? 922 00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:55,240 How's the ganja? 923 00:49:55,720 --> 00:49:57,040 Instant karma! 924 00:49:58,040 --> 00:49:59,000 But then... 925 00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:01,600 it's like wine. It ages well. 926 00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:04,200 I feel no effect at all. 927 00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:05,680 Really? 928 00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:07,960 Are you sure? 929 00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:11,480 I need to cut some wood! 930 00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:13,680 Yes! Chop-chop! 931 00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:15,760 Cut some wood! 932 00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:20,680 Fuck! 933 00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:24,360 Too stoned! 934 00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:27,200 God you're white! It's dazzling! 935 00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:29,000 Are you an albino! 936 00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:31,960 Some kindling first. 937 00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:34,360 One. 938 00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:35,320 Two. 939 00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:36,240 Hang on. 940 00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:37,960 Little bastard! 941 00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:41,000 - Mosquitoes! - Don't move! Careful. 942 00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:43,480 It's there. Behind you. 943 00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:45,440 Kill it! Hit me! 944 00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:46,600 Fucker's gone. 945 00:50:48,720 --> 00:50:51,240 Right, we're in for a feast! 946 00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:54,640 What do we have here? 947 00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:56,840 Not bad, eh? 948 00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:59,760 It's blue. Let's go out. 949 00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:02,320 Has India softened you up? 950 00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:07,840 You're right. Restaurant it is. 951 00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:11,000 No, but he's had a champion season. 952 00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,240 He shot 2 cows and a donkey! 953 00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:16,160 Yeah? Well give me a shot, If you can. 954 00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:17,480 Evening. 955 00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:20,040 Have you got a table for 2? 956 00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:22,200 - 2 for dinner. - Yes. 957 00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:24,440 You'll be fine there. 958 00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:26,600 Great. Thanks a lot. 959 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,040 Excuse me. 960 00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:31,600 Just treat me quite normally. 961 00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:34,920 And I insist that you make me pay. 962 00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:37,000 Oh, right. Ok. 963 00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:39,320 I'll try and remember. 964 00:51:40,240 --> 00:51:41,080 Hey, fellas! 965 00:51:41,240 --> 00:51:43,840 This bloke insists I make him pay! 966 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:44,960 Unbelievable! 967 00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:48,120 Calvados, please. But make me pay! 968 00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:54,840 What's the big laugh? 969 00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:56,720 Some local yarn. 970 00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:59,480 A wild game story, about a moorhen... 971 00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:01,160 and a beaver. 972 00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:03,480 What's the joke? 973 00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:06,000 You have to be local. Forget it. 974 00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:07,320 I'm thirsty. 975 00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:09,560 - Wine? - In vast quantities. 976 00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:11,280 A bottle of wine? 977 00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:14,960 Empty! 978 00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:17,400 Same again, barman! 979 00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:20,280 Very nice! 980 00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:21,480 Excellent! 981 00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:23,080 The house Calvados! 982 00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:24,760 And it's on me? 983 00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:28,000 You get it? 984 00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:29,760 Good of you. 985 00:52:43,240 --> 00:52:45,400 A good, good friend... 986 00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:49,520 Is the best thing in the world... 987 00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:52,400 Cos a good, good friend... 988 00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:56,600 is more faithful than a girl... 989 00:52:57,160 --> 00:53:00,280 hand in hand... 990 00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:06,000 You've got a good voice, pal! 991 00:53:12,720 --> 00:53:14,040 Human body pile! 992 00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:23,840 - Are you sure you can drive? - Sure. 993 00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:26,360 - Mind the step! - Got it. 994 00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:28,320 Excuse me. 995 00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:37,320 You're not too pissed? 996 00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:39,240 Where's the wheel? 997 00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:07,520 Who are you? 998 00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:09,320 Ouarrggh... 999 00:54:09,720 --> 00:54:11,040 Ok. 1000 00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:20,360 No more Calvados! 1001 00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:22,600 We drink what there is. 1002 00:54:26,240 --> 00:54:28,120 He's giving me the creeps! 1003 00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:38,440 There's some sludge. 1004 00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:40,840 What is this? 1005 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:42,680 Sludge liqueur. 1006 00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:44,960 Oh, fuck. 1007 00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:46,640 No way! 1008 00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:48,360 You mustn't. 1009 00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:50,520 You can't eat that! 1010 00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:56,920 Not good. 1011 00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:58,560 Not a good idea. 1012 00:54:58,720 --> 00:54:59,920 Oh no, you can't! 1013 00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:04,040 Thomas. 1014 00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:05,600 Poor Thomas. 1015 00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:20,280 Sleep well? 1016 00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:22,960 No. What did we do last night? 1017 00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:24,320 You don't remember? 1018 00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:26,640 It's a blank. 1019 00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:28,360 Nothing at all? 1020 00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:31,880 Oh, yes. Ravioli. 1021 00:55:33,240 --> 00:55:35,120 Shall we go back to Paris now? 1022 00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:37,840 Don't be daft. The sun's out. 1023 00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:44,200 You're right. This sucks. Paris it is. 1024 00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:45,800 Shower and go! 1025 00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:50,720 Come on guys! 1026 00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:53,240 - Please! - It's our job! 1027 00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:56,480 A scoop, and you go? 1028 00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:57,720 Go on then. 1029 00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:01,280 Palmade, the Williams at St-Paul-de-Vence. 1030 00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:05,200 And publish nothing! 1031 00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:08,160 The boyfriend shots have already gone. 1032 00:56:08,720 --> 00:56:09,680 Boyfriend? 1033 00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:12,480 - Are you set? - Yes. 1034 00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:18,880 I'm thirsty! 1035 00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:34,280 Shit, it's hot! 1036 00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:40,240 Lumberjack Love! 1037 00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:54,760 Back to square one. 1038 00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:57,360 48 hours to remain incognito. 1039 00:56:57,680 --> 00:56:59,280 After that, it was over. 1040 00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:02,000 India for Thomas. Olympia for me. 1041 00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:05,800 Oh, fuck! 1042 00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:12,000 - Evening. - Alright? 1043 00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:14,760 Have a nice time, boys? 1044 00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:16,440 We got arse-holed. 1045 00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:18,080 You don't say. 1046 00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:19,320 My car! 1047 00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:22,160 It's your fault. When you phoned. 1048 00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:24,040 I fixed it, like new. 1049 00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:25,800 Like new? It's orange! 1050 00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:27,400 Yes, but new orange. 1051 00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:31,720 Excuse me. 1052 00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:33,560 A loo with a door? 1053 00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:41,920 It's because of the work. 1054 00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:44,720 - Down the hall. - Thanks. 1055 00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:50,640 Where's the door? 1056 00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:51,760 The award! 1057 00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:55,360 I had no pliers. I hid the door in your office. 1058 00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:57,200 And locked it. 1059 00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:17,000 What's up with you? 1060 00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:18,840 Nothing. 1061 00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:22,240 We're pals. And I'm open... 1062 00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:24,400 perhaps not to everything. 1063 00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:25,280 What? 1064 00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:28,640 Spare me. Please. 1065 00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:31,280 Luka's lumberjack love! 1066 00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:33,760 Caught with your pants down. 1067 00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:36,640 - I suspected it. - What? 1068 00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:39,720 Actors are extremely observant. 1069 00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:41,120 Like hawks. 1070 00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:43,360 It's hard on Marion. 1071 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:44,360 Marion? 1072 00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:48,360 Very hard. Being pregnant and all. 1073 00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:50,760 Who's pregnant? 1074 00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:52,520 His mother. 1075 00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:56,480 Fancy a beer, Thomas? Milk? Herbal tea? 1076 00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:58,200 Beer's fine. 1077 00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:01,840 The binge is on me tonight. Any ideas? 1078 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,360 Everywhere's closed. 1079 00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:06,280 The Senso is good on Wednesdays. 1080 00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:07,480 Sounds good. 1081 00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:09,680 It's straight. 1082 00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:15,000 Let's stay in. Play some music. Watch a bit of telly. 1083 00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:17,760 Look! Star Wars is on. 1084 00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:19,960 I've never seen it. 1085 00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:22,000 You've seen it 20 times! 1086 00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:23,400 No, I haven't. 1087 00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:25,320 You've never seen Star Wars? 1088 00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:26,360 Never. 1089 00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:29,280 Everyone's seen it. Even in China. 1090 00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:30,720 India. 1091 00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:33,400 Everyone, maybe. But not me. 1092 00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:34,960 You've got the DVD. 1093 00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:36,000 I lost it. 1094 00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:39,040 We have the DVD. You liar, Dumbo! 1095 00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:40,160 I swear! 1096 00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:42,480 I'll record it. Have fun, boys! 1097 00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:43,600 Come with us. 1098 00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:46,080 No. You have an intimate soirée. 1099 00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:48,400 I'm seeing Geraldine. A woman. 1100 00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:51,960 She wants to learn mime. I'm her coach. 1101 00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:54,480 Forget it. I look like a tramp. 1102 00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:56,600 Right. Let's go. 1103 00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:58,000 Luka! 1104 00:59:58,160 --> 00:59:59,520 That woman wants you. 1105 01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:04,160 Must be a mistake. 1106 01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:07,520 - They know you here. - I don't think so. 1107 01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:09,040 - Hi, Luka. - Hello. 1108 01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:10,560 Madam. 1109 01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:18,600 Nice welcome! 1110 01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:20,760 France is making progress. 1111 01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:22,040 No kidding. 1112 01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:26,720 It's on the house. 1113 01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:31,360 Serious progress. 1114 01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:36,040 All the girls are ogling you. I don't exist! 1115 01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:39,040 - I'm not bad. - Well... 1116 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:41,880 - I'm not... - Mmm. 1117 01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:44,320 Hello. 1118 01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:46,320 Good evening. 1119 01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:52,240 Talk to my friend. He's from India. A land of mystery. 1120 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:55,480 - So, India? - 10 years now. 1121 01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:59,640 You're so lucky. I just love sushi. 1122 01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:02,920 Yeah, sushi's good. Where are you from? 1123 01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:04,600 Germany. 1124 01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:06,760 Oh, I love moussaka! 1125 01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:09,360 Luka. 1126 01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:12,240 Pierre! 1127 01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:14,640 You're not on holiday? 1128 01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:18,400 I had to abandon you-know-who. 1129 01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:20,760 The paparazzi were everywhere. 1130 01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:23,440 - Serena went postal! - Shit! 1131 01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:25,360 If I get the bastard! 1132 01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:27,320 The Vojkovics are on it. 1133 01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:28,680 Yugos. 1134 01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:30,840 - He's dead. - Yugos? 1135 01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:32,280 Scuse me. Kevin! 1136 01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:38,360 You know Palmade? 1137 01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:41,400 Yeah, through work. 1138 01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:43,440 He takes the bus. A lot. 1139 01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:45,480 Never the metro. Always the bus. 1140 01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:46,840 Funny, huh? 1141 01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:50,160 It helps with his sketches. 1142 01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:52,160 So we ended up pals. 1143 01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:54,240 Palmade takes the bus? 1144 01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:57,520 Yes. The 42. I'm off to the loo. I'll be back. 1145 01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:08,680 - Flu's better then? - Yes. 1146 01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:11,520 Better, yes. Much better. How are you? 1147 01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:17,320 - How am I? - Well, yeah. 1148 01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:19,520 - Me? How am I? - Yes. 1149 01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:23,800 How the fuck do you think I am? 1150 01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:27,360 No rehearsal. No demos. 1151 01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:28,800 And meanwhile... 1152 01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:31,960 you chop wood with some guy. 1153 01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:34,320 No sweat. A new audience. 1154 01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:36,760 And I'm glad you're finally out. 1155 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,000 But let me remind you. 1156 01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:44,440 On Friday, you're playing Olympia! 1157 01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:47,200 Olympia! Venue of legends! Jacques Brel! 1158 01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:49,600 Edith Piaf! La Vie en Rose! 1159 01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:53,600 Tomorrow. 11 sharp. 1160 01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:58,160 Ok? 1161 01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:00,520 Tomorrow. 1162 01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:02,240 11 o'clock. 1163 01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:06,400 So you're a pal of Luka's? 1164 01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:09,480 From a band. Ages ago. You see him a lot? 1165 01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:12,080 Quite often. I'm a big fan. 1166 01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:15,000 He has his own style. He'll go far. 1167 01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:18,560 - Workwise? - Yeah. 1168 01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:19,720 A huge success. 1169 01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:21,600 He's a natural. 1170 01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:23,640 Let's go, Thomas. 1171 01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:26,440 Work tomorrow. See you on the 42, Pierre! 1172 01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:28,760 Alright! I'm coming. See you! 1173 01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:32,760 You said where? 1174 01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:39,360 What's your real job? 1175 01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:42,600 "Real"? You know... 1176 01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:44,720 I'm an inspector. On the buses. 1177 01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:46,720 Right. 1178 01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:47,800 Yeah. Right. 1179 01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:50,120 You know what? 1180 01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:52,320 I'll come with you tomorrow. 1181 01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:56,280 Great. Super. Good idea! 1182 01:03:56,440 --> 01:03:58,560 We'll go together. Terrific. 1183 01:03:58,720 --> 01:03:59,760 - At 6! - Ok. 1184 01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:02,480 Fine. You'll come with me. 1185 01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:06,360 Partners again. Me and you. 1186 01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:08,480 Or... we could see a film! 1187 01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:10,600 No. 1188 01:04:32,520 --> 01:04:34,920 My body is mine! Let go! 1189 01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:37,320 My body is mine! 1190 01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:39,840 The office key? 1191 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,040 - What? - Where's the key? 1192 01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:44,320 When you hid the door. 1193 01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:45,480 - Yes. - The key? 1194 01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:47,760 - Under the door. - The office door? 1195 01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:48,520 Yes. 1196 01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:51,240 You put the key under the door? 1197 01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:52,360 To the office. 1198 01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:56,200 You're a heavy burden, Francis. 1199 01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:05,800 What do you want? 1200 01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:10,320 You want to mime? 1201 01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:11,760 Neutral mask. 1202 01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:15,080 The door. 1203 01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:16,480 Jim Morrison. 1204 01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:17,760 I'll kill you! 1205 01:05:17,920 --> 01:05:19,520 - You want it open? - Yes! 1206 01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:21,680 Say it in words! 1207 01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:22,680 It's obvious! 1208 01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:25,880 Just don't try to do what you can't do! 1209 01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:27,680 - Here goes. - Paperclip? 1210 01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:28,920 Star Wars. 1211 01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:32,160 The one where he opens the door with his foot. 1212 01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:33,760 The noise! 1213 01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:36,360 Ze key! 1214 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:37,840 There you go. 1215 01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:41,040 It's all in the heel action. I need a beer. 1216 01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:23,080 Fuck me! 1217 01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:33,160 Holy cow! 1218 01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:38,720 So let's get to work. 1219 01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:42,400 I'm an inspector, so I'm going to inspect! 1220 01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:45,120 Morning. Tickets, please. 1221 01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:46,160 It's Luka. 1222 01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:52,040 - You're Luka. - No big deal. 1223 01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:54,480 Is it for Candid Camera? 1224 01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:56,120 The camera's in my bag. 1225 01:06:56,280 --> 01:06:58,280 - Can I kiss you? - No, no. 1226 01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:00,920 It's the new PR policy. 1227 01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:03,000 Kissing the passengers. 1228 01:07:03,640 --> 01:07:05,040 Exactly. 1229 01:07:09,200 --> 01:07:10,360 Enjoy the ride. 1230 01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:11,440 Good morning. 1231 01:07:21,240 --> 01:07:23,960 Biboo, we've got Olympia. Where are you? 1232 01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:28,040 If you want to screw up your career, feel free! 1233 01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:31,640 I don't care! But have you thought about me? 1234 01:07:32,320 --> 01:07:33,920 Where are you, you faggot? 1235 01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:45,560 What's this? What is it? 1236 01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:48,320 It's sticky! 1237 01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:54,720 - Maybe I'll go to the FNAC. - No, no. Not the FNAC! 1238 01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:56,720 It's a good music store! 1239 01:07:56,880 --> 01:07:59,160 No, the FNAC's not good at all! 1240 01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:02,440 - Computers for me. - Good idea. 1241 01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:03,520 You coming? 1242 01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:06,480 - No, I'll just hang out. - Ok. 1243 01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:31,319 A store card, sir? 1244 01:08:31,479 --> 01:08:32,600 No. 1245 01:08:32,760 --> 01:08:35,800 Shame. That's 3,657 euros 6O, please. 1246 01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:39,960 Hello. 1247 01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:42,960 You have a nice house. 1248 01:08:43,800 --> 01:08:46,280 We'll start with some exercises. 1249 01:08:46,800 --> 01:08:49,160 "House-exploring" workshop. 1250 01:08:55,280 --> 01:08:56,160 Shit! 1251 01:08:57,360 --> 01:08:59,240 Don't stay there. 1252 01:08:59,399 --> 01:09:01,639 It's a grown-up thing. Go away! 1253 01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:09,880 All right? 1254 01:09:10,240 --> 01:09:13,200 It's tomorrow, your meeting, in Etretat? 1255 01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:17,360 Yes. Then I fly to Bombay at 7pm. Gonna be tight. 1256 01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:19,920 Let's go today. A seafood dinner... 1257 01:09:23,520 --> 01:09:24,639 I'm listening. 1258 01:09:24,800 --> 01:09:26,080 Then the airport. 1259 01:09:26,880 --> 01:09:27,760 Great. 1260 01:09:27,920 --> 01:09:29,840 I'll ask for the Mercedes. 1261 01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:31,520 I'm sure he'll agree. 1262 01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:41,639 Not a sound, Geraldine. This is mime. 1263 01:09:45,479 --> 01:09:47,080 This is Geraldine. My pupil. 1264 01:09:48,440 --> 01:09:51,600 "Jungle Book" workshop. She's Balou, the chimp. 1265 01:09:52,559 --> 01:09:54,160 The Merc keys, please. 1266 01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:56,320 Where are you going? 1267 01:09:56,480 --> 01:09:57,400 Etretat. 1268 01:09:57,559 --> 01:09:59,760 You and Tommy? Together? Chabadabada. 1269 01:09:59,920 --> 01:10:01,080 Chabadabada? 1270 01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:04,200 You've never taken me to the seaside. 1271 01:10:04,360 --> 01:10:06,920 I guess I'd have to bend over backwards! 1272 01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:09,480 I'm just driving Thomas. 1273 01:10:09,639 --> 01:10:10,880 To see a lawyer. 1274 01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:12,320 Don't get worked up. 1275 01:10:12,760 --> 01:10:15,200 You're consenting adults. 1276 01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:18,639 Don't look at her. 1277 01:10:19,440 --> 01:10:21,000 Don't stare. 1278 01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:22,800 Keep calm. 1279 01:10:23,639 --> 01:10:25,760 She loves shiny things. 1280 01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:29,040 Hi, Thomas. 1281 01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:30,440 Hello, Francis. 1282 01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:31,719 Have fun! 1283 01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:34,240 - Thanks. - Fill the tank. 1284 01:10:34,680 --> 01:10:36,880 I can't pay all the time. 1285 01:10:37,760 --> 01:10:40,040 He's right. You do take advantage. 1286 01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:42,280 It's a nice house. 1287 01:10:42,920 --> 01:10:44,480 But the decor sucks. 1288 01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:48,520 I think it's classy. 1289 01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:51,080 - Restrained. - Leave it out! 1290 01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:53,719 It's a Texas lottery-winner's dream! 1291 01:10:53,880 --> 01:10:54,760 I disagree. 1292 01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:57,680 It's not India: Vishnus and cows. 1293 01:10:57,840 --> 01:10:59,880 - Don't get shirty. - I'm not. 1294 01:11:00,040 --> 01:11:02,120 I know if I'm shirty and I'm not. 1295 01:11:02,280 --> 01:11:05,559 If you had any taste, you'd recognise good taste. 1296 01:11:05,719 --> 01:11:07,440 You're getting shirty. 1297 01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:09,040 A little. 1298 01:11:10,639 --> 01:11:12,559 - Cool, being a gull. - Yeah. 1299 01:11:13,040 --> 01:11:14,800 Maybe. Who cares. 1300 01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:16,520 I was wondering? 1301 01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:17,520 Yes? 1302 01:11:18,280 --> 01:11:20,160 Why did you give up music? 1303 01:11:20,440 --> 01:11:21,719 It was your life. 1304 01:11:22,400 --> 01:11:24,600 Shit happens. 1305 01:11:24,760 --> 01:11:26,639 You gotta eat. 1306 01:11:28,760 --> 01:11:31,600 I'm going to inherit a nice pile of dosh. 1307 01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:35,200 I'll fund an album. 1308 01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:37,440 No. Thanks, but no. 1309 01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:39,200 We're mates! 1310 01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:40,680 Even better! 1311 01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:43,760 I'll stay, and be your manager! 1312 01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:47,480 - Stay? - What do you say? 1313 01:11:52,920 --> 01:11:54,040 My only way out. 1314 01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:57,240 No witnesses. Except the gulls. 1315 01:11:57,680 --> 01:12:00,000 And gulls don't snitch to cops. 1316 01:12:06,559 --> 01:12:07,400 Are you Ok? 1317 01:12:10,040 --> 01:12:11,440 No, I'm not. 1318 01:12:12,040 --> 01:12:15,200 Must be the oysters. I'm off back to the hotel. 1319 01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:21,240 It's magic. 1320 01:13:22,480 --> 01:13:24,120 Pure magic, Geraldine. 1321 01:13:25,639 --> 01:13:27,719 You're the best toad ever! 1322 01:13:42,160 --> 01:13:43,280 Thomas, 1323 01:13:43,559 --> 01:13:45,280 I've been lying. 1324 01:13:45,680 --> 01:13:47,320 To you. To my fans. 1325 01:13:48,360 --> 01:13:51,639 You can have it all. I'm going back to the buses. 1326 01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:53,960 I hope you can forgive me. 1327 01:14:01,160 --> 01:14:02,360 It's Lucas. 1328 01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:05,800 Listen. Call Alexandra. Cancel Olympia. 1329 01:14:05,960 --> 01:14:07,600 I daren't call her. 1330 01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:09,920 I'll explain later. 1331 01:14:18,240 --> 01:14:20,360 I'll go to the baker's. 1332 01:14:20,520 --> 01:14:22,360 Sleep, my pretty toad. 1333 01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:32,080 Lucas! I was just thinking about you! 1334 01:14:33,160 --> 01:14:34,480 You're coming back? 1335 01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:39,000 Anytime. You're still on unpaid leave. 1336 01:14:39,960 --> 01:14:42,160 Fine. See you later. 1337 01:14:44,440 --> 01:14:46,160 Thanks. Bye. 1338 01:15:00,920 --> 01:15:03,040 Sweetheart! It's me! 1339 01:15:07,200 --> 01:15:09,080 - Who are you? - The wife. 1340 01:15:09,240 --> 01:15:11,440 The dumb, unexpected wife. 1341 01:15:13,719 --> 01:15:17,240 I didn't know he was married! I was just the toad! 1342 01:15:19,480 --> 01:15:22,680 Sign here: "resumption of work". 1343 01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:25,280 But I don't understand? 1344 01:15:25,440 --> 01:15:27,440 - I'll explain one day. - Fine. 1345 01:15:29,160 --> 01:15:30,920 I've put you on the 42. 1346 01:15:31,480 --> 01:15:32,600 Have a good day. 1347 01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:35,080 The ambulance is coming. 1348 01:15:35,240 --> 01:15:37,520 My love, it's me. 1349 01:15:42,920 --> 01:15:43,760 Morning. 1350 01:15:46,240 --> 01:15:50,080 She's my friend's wife. Not mine. I hardly know her. 1351 01:15:52,400 --> 01:15:54,400 Lucas? It's Francis. Listen... 1352 01:15:54,559 --> 01:15:56,400 Your machine's buzzing. 1353 01:15:56,559 --> 01:15:57,920 Lucas, listen. 1354 01:15:58,080 --> 01:16:00,680 Call me back. It's sort of urgent. 1355 01:16:01,200 --> 01:16:02,200 Very. 1356 01:16:03,639 --> 01:16:07,280 It interferes. It's annoying, the buzzing! 1357 01:16:09,480 --> 01:16:12,000 A musical about seafood? 1358 01:16:12,160 --> 01:16:13,760 I can't say I'm keen. 1359 01:16:13,920 --> 01:16:15,559 Come in! It's open. 1360 01:16:15,719 --> 01:16:17,400 I'll call you back. 1361 01:16:18,080 --> 01:16:18,880 A ghost! 1362 01:16:19,040 --> 01:16:20,200 - All right? - Fine! 1363 01:16:20,360 --> 01:16:21,840 - Long time. - Yes. 1364 01:16:22,760 --> 01:16:24,200 Are you back too? 1365 01:16:24,360 --> 01:16:26,400 No. I'm looking for Lucas. 1366 01:16:26,559 --> 01:16:29,360 Have you broken up? 1367 01:16:32,559 --> 01:16:33,880 What's that? 1368 01:16:34,639 --> 01:16:36,280 And between colleagues! 1369 01:16:36,440 --> 01:16:38,240 What's this bullshit? 1370 01:16:38,559 --> 01:16:40,719 - Your Lucas is on the 42. - The 42? 1371 01:16:40,880 --> 01:16:43,360 I gotta run. But I'll be back. 1372 01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:44,639 - Thanks. - Ciao. 1373 01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:46,120 Oh no! 1374 01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:53,639 Look where you're going! 1375 01:16:54,440 --> 01:16:56,360 You've broken my neck! 1376 01:16:56,520 --> 01:16:58,000 Tickets, please. 1377 01:17:01,520 --> 01:17:02,360 Lucas! 1378 01:17:04,480 --> 01:17:06,200 Pasquier told me. 1379 01:17:06,440 --> 01:17:07,960 What can I say? 1380 01:17:08,120 --> 01:17:09,520 Let me do my job. 1381 01:17:09,760 --> 01:17:11,200 So you're a star! 1382 01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:12,960 It's fantastic! 1383 01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:15,080 Drop it. 1384 01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:17,000 You dumb fuck! 1385 01:17:17,320 --> 01:17:20,520 Why didn't you tell me at the station? 1386 01:17:21,880 --> 01:17:23,240 Tickets, please. 1387 01:17:23,719 --> 01:17:24,920 Were you scared? 1388 01:17:25,080 --> 01:17:27,320 That I'd want money? Or a job? 1389 01:17:27,800 --> 01:17:29,880 No, but... stealing songs. 1390 01:17:30,040 --> 01:17:30,840 Stealing? 1391 01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:33,320 - Your songs. The notebook. - What? 1392 01:17:34,120 --> 01:17:35,559 You can have it back. 1393 01:17:35,719 --> 01:17:37,040 Tickets, please. 1394 01:17:39,400 --> 01:17:41,880 That's not my writing. It's La Glue's. 1395 01:17:42,240 --> 01:17:43,360 Not my songs! 1396 01:17:43,520 --> 01:17:44,960 - La Glue! - Yes! 1397 01:17:45,440 --> 01:17:48,080 Pasquier says your wife's given birth! 1398 01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:52,400 - A wife? - Yeah. 1399 01:17:53,480 --> 01:17:55,200 - And a baby too. - A baby? 1400 01:17:58,520 --> 01:18:00,280 - A word? - Marion! 1401 01:18:00,440 --> 01:18:01,360 Room 307. 1402 01:18:01,520 --> 01:18:03,719 See? The husband. I wasn't lying. 1403 01:18:04,320 --> 01:18:05,880 A mime never lies. 1404 01:18:07,639 --> 01:18:10,360 She's smiling! 1405 01:18:12,520 --> 01:18:13,800 It's brilliant! 1406 01:18:14,719 --> 01:18:16,120 I'll put her down. 1407 01:18:16,480 --> 01:18:18,080 - Like this? - Yes. 1408 01:18:29,040 --> 01:18:29,960 The truth is... 1409 01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:32,559 Francis told me about the girl. 1410 01:18:32,719 --> 01:18:33,680 What girl? 1411 01:18:34,040 --> 01:18:36,440 - Geraldine. The toad. - The toad? 1412 01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:38,200 But what's the costume? 1413 01:18:38,639 --> 01:18:41,480 It's complicated. 1414 01:18:41,719 --> 01:18:43,559 - It's the songs. - What? 1415 01:18:43,719 --> 01:18:46,240 I didn't write them. 1416 01:18:46,760 --> 01:18:49,200 I should have told you. Ages ago. 1417 01:18:49,360 --> 01:18:53,000 But I chickened out. I was afraid... of losing you. 1418 01:18:53,360 --> 01:18:54,360 So what? 1419 01:18:54,800 --> 01:18:56,680 It's not your songs I love. 1420 01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:58,680 I don't like them all. 1421 01:19:01,520 --> 01:19:03,920 I don't know about songs. 1422 01:19:04,080 --> 01:19:06,080 But you make great babies. 1423 01:19:06,520 --> 01:19:08,080 Isn't she beautiful? 1424 01:19:18,040 --> 01:19:19,480 Lucas? There's... 1425 01:19:20,080 --> 01:19:21,160 Francis? 1426 01:19:22,040 --> 01:19:23,760 - Come in. - Lucas! 1427 01:19:24,280 --> 01:19:26,200 I must tell you something. 1428 01:19:26,360 --> 01:19:27,360 Look. 1429 01:19:28,040 --> 01:19:30,360 Remember me? Long time no see. 1430 01:19:31,960 --> 01:19:33,400 - Congrats. - Thanks. 1431 01:19:34,719 --> 01:19:35,920 My daughter! 1432 01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:37,960 Too cute. 1433 01:19:38,120 --> 01:19:39,840 A bit red, isn't she? 1434 01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:41,680 - No she's not! - She is. 1435 01:19:41,840 --> 01:19:44,160 About Olympia, tonight. 1436 01:19:44,320 --> 01:19:46,040 I forgot to call Alex. 1437 01:19:46,360 --> 01:19:47,719 You didn't cancel? 1438 01:19:47,880 --> 01:19:50,120 - Don't care. - Olympia, tonight? 1439 01:19:50,280 --> 01:19:52,360 It is a great venue. 1440 01:19:52,520 --> 01:19:53,240 Yes but no. 1441 01:19:53,400 --> 01:19:56,960 - You'd be insane to cancel! - But the songs! 1442 01:19:57,120 --> 01:19:58,800 Ask La Glue's parents. 1443 01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:00,920 No. My mind's made up. 1444 01:20:01,080 --> 01:20:02,320 Please. 1445 01:20:02,480 --> 01:20:03,719 - Mad! - No is no. 1446 01:20:03,880 --> 01:20:06,680 We'll go and see his parents! 1447 01:20:07,160 --> 01:20:08,400 Please! 1448 01:20:08,960 --> 01:20:11,760 Sorry, but I gave birth 2 hours ago. 1449 01:20:12,520 --> 01:20:14,200 We'd like to rest. 1450 01:20:14,480 --> 01:20:16,680 Sorry. I'll come back. 1451 01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:18,120 Wait for me. 1452 01:20:18,280 --> 01:20:20,360 - Francis! - She is very red. 1453 01:20:23,680 --> 01:20:25,320 - Need anything? - Yes. 1454 01:20:25,480 --> 01:20:27,360 - What? - Go and play Olympia. 1455 01:20:27,800 --> 01:20:28,680 All right. 1456 01:20:29,400 --> 01:20:30,520 Just for you. 1457 01:20:31,520 --> 01:20:33,400 And her, too. 1458 01:20:34,400 --> 01:20:35,600 Lose the uniform! 1459 01:20:50,120 --> 01:20:52,200 Yes, that's Sebastien's. 1460 01:20:52,960 --> 01:20:54,639 I've been singing them. 1461 01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:57,800 I need your permission to continue. 1462 01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:02,880 Of course you have it. 1463 01:21:03,680 --> 01:21:05,760 He would have been thrilled. 1464 01:21:05,920 --> 01:21:08,000 The royalties will go to you. 1465 01:21:09,400 --> 01:21:11,320 The money doesn't matter. 1466 01:21:14,360 --> 01:21:16,480 Can you sing us one? 1467 01:21:25,120 --> 01:21:27,920 I think only of you... 1468 01:21:28,600 --> 01:21:31,840 It's not true, but it's a beautiful deceit... 1469 01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:34,400 I'll never leave, don't believe me... 1470 01:21:35,240 --> 01:21:37,800 It's just a lie, so sweet... 1471 01:21:38,400 --> 01:21:42,200 I'll love you always, but not in your ways... 1472 01:21:43,200 --> 01:21:47,600 though I promised just like you... 1473 01:21:48,080 --> 01:21:51,240 What does it matter, anyway? 1474 01:21:51,680 --> 01:21:54,080 It doesn't matter what we say... 1475 01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:57,680 It's all just pretty, pretty lies... 1476 01:21:57,840 --> 01:21:59,120 And a melody... 1477 01:21:59,280 --> 01:22:00,600 that flies away... 1478 01:22:06,320 --> 01:22:08,520 There's something you should see. 1479 01:22:09,760 --> 01:22:11,559 The police, the hospitals! 1480 01:22:11,719 --> 01:22:14,920 The morgue! Do I have to check the bus depots! 1481 01:22:16,719 --> 01:22:18,360 All right! You win! 1482 01:22:18,520 --> 01:22:19,360 There! 1483 01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:38,160 Thank you. 1484 01:22:39,639 --> 01:22:40,600 Thanks. 1485 01:22:43,920 --> 01:22:45,120 It's crazy. 1486 01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:50,120 Why didn't La Glue, Sebastien, ever sing us his songs? 1487 01:22:51,320 --> 01:22:52,760 He's a genius. 1488 01:22:53,480 --> 01:22:54,520 He was shy. 1489 01:22:56,880 --> 01:22:58,920 And he didn't like his voice. 1490 01:23:01,320 --> 01:23:03,160 But it was very pretty. 1491 01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:06,120 Hey guys! 1492 01:23:06,520 --> 01:23:09,520 I've written a song. You wanna hear it? 1493 01:23:09,680 --> 01:23:11,280 We're working here! 1494 01:23:11,440 --> 01:23:12,960 Same again, please! 1495 01:23:15,440 --> 01:23:17,400 - Yes. A pretty voice. - Very. 1496 01:23:19,320 --> 01:23:21,040 Here, take them. 1497 01:23:21,680 --> 01:23:22,840 No use to me. 1498 01:23:23,960 --> 01:23:25,000 Well... 1499 01:23:25,559 --> 01:23:26,480 There you go. 1500 01:23:26,639 --> 01:23:28,320 Your next album. 1501 01:23:29,600 --> 01:23:30,680 I can't. 1502 01:23:32,680 --> 01:23:35,680 The notebooks weren't mine. And I'd decided. 1503 01:23:35,840 --> 01:23:38,800 I had to continue on my own. 1504 01:23:38,960 --> 01:23:40,320 Without La Glue. 1505 01:23:41,800 --> 01:23:43,040 You never know. 1506 01:23:47,600 --> 01:23:48,440 Good. 1507 01:23:50,240 --> 01:23:51,080 A kiss. 1508 01:24:00,520 --> 01:24:02,480 Where is the bastard? 1509 01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:04,680 - Poissy. - What for? 1510 01:24:04,840 --> 01:24:06,360 He just said "Poissy". 1511 01:24:06,719 --> 01:24:08,040 Poissy, my arse! 1512 01:24:10,280 --> 01:24:11,320 It's him. 1513 01:24:12,120 --> 01:24:14,440 Yes, Lucas. Alex is a bit cross. 1514 01:24:14,600 --> 01:24:16,800 She's red too. It's not pretty. 1515 01:24:16,960 --> 01:24:18,200 Where the fuck? 1516 01:24:18,559 --> 01:24:21,080 Bollocks to Poissy! 1517 01:24:22,320 --> 01:24:23,719 What do I do? 1518 01:24:23,880 --> 01:24:26,400 2,000 punters, and jack-shit on stage! 1519 01:24:26,880 --> 01:24:28,600 I'll tell them. 1520 01:24:30,320 --> 01:24:31,400 What the fuck? 1521 01:24:31,880 --> 01:24:33,760 - He's great. - Who are you? 1522 01:24:35,080 --> 01:24:36,320 I'm gonna watch. 1523 01:24:43,200 --> 01:24:44,040 Good evening. 1524 01:24:45,600 --> 01:24:46,639 I'm not Luka. 1525 01:24:48,440 --> 01:24:50,360 Luka's in Poissy. 1526 01:24:51,800 --> 01:24:52,960 I'm Francis. 1527 01:24:54,559 --> 01:24:56,800 Maybe you know my face. 1528 01:24:56,960 --> 01:24:59,600 I was in The Fence by Jean Hurtie, in Le Mans. 1529 01:25:01,880 --> 01:25:03,120 Get a move on! 1530 01:25:05,360 --> 01:25:07,160 Tickets, please. 1531 01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:18,160 Luka's on his way. You must be nice to him. 1532 01:25:18,600 --> 01:25:20,920 He's had a very rough day. 1533 01:25:21,440 --> 01:25:23,280 Has your pal got an agent? 1534 01:25:23,440 --> 01:25:24,840 Why? Do you know one? 1535 01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:26,400 His wife was mad. 1536 01:25:26,559 --> 01:25:29,840 Because of the toad, my girl. So she had a baby. 1537 01:25:30,800 --> 01:25:32,080 A little girl. 1538 01:25:32,240 --> 01:25:33,520 Wrinkled and red. 1539 01:25:34,840 --> 01:25:35,880 A skinned rabbit! 1540 01:25:37,280 --> 01:25:39,840 - He's good. - Red as the curtains! 1541 01:25:41,639 --> 01:25:43,160 I think Luka's here! 1542 01:25:44,000 --> 01:25:46,160 And now, ladies and gentlemen! 1543 01:25:50,840 --> 01:25:53,160 - Let it rip! - Thanks, my man! 1544 01:25:56,000 --> 01:25:57,160 Thanks, Francis. 1545 01:29:22,559 --> 01:29:25,000 Subtitles: Fraser Macnaught 1546 01:29:25,559 --> 01:29:27,960 Subtitling: C.M.C. 90063