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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,130 --> 00:00:24,267 (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:27,201 --> 00:00:31,971 NARRATOR: Eighty-six years of banging our heads against the big green wall, 3 00:00:32,039 --> 00:00:33,505 but we finally did it. 4 00:00:33,574 --> 00:00:37,342 That part you know. That part everybody knows. 5 00:00:37,411 --> 00:00:40,349 But I got a story you don't know. 6 00:00:40,414 --> 00:00:43,615 It's about this school-teacher friend of mine named Ben. 7 00:00:43,684 --> 00:00:47,619 This is him, back in 1980, when he was a kid. 8 00:00:47,688 --> 00:00:50,755 The little guy was going through a tough time. 9 00:00:50,824 --> 00:00:54,894 His parents had just got divorced, and his mom dragged him up here to Boston, 10 00:00:54,963 --> 00:00:57,096 where he didn't know nobody. 11 00:00:57,165 --> 00:01:00,366 One day Ben's mom says, "Enough mopin' around," 12 00:01:00,434 --> 00:01:03,202 and she calls her brother Carl to take him somewhere, 13 00:01:03,270 --> 00:01:07,239 anywhere, just to get the kid out of the house. 14 00:01:07,308 --> 00:01:09,612 Uncle Carl didn't have any children of his own, 15 00:01:09,676 --> 00:01:13,349 so he wasn't exactly what you'd call "kid savvy." 16 00:01:13,414 --> 00:01:15,648 I'm not gonna have to change him or anything, am I? 17 00:01:15,716 --> 00:01:20,118 Carl, look at him. He's seven, you dope. Come here. 18 00:01:20,187 --> 00:01:22,654 NARRATOR: Carl wasn't the kind of uncle who was gonna take you 19 00:01:22,723 --> 00:01:25,758 to the circus, or the zoo or a puppet show, 20 00:01:25,826 --> 00:01:29,228 but he did know the greatest place to bring any kid... 21 00:01:29,296 --> 00:01:33,168 the heart and soul of Boston, Fenway Park. 22 00:01:46,147 --> 00:01:48,314 That was also the day I met Ben. 23 00:01:48,382 --> 00:01:51,187 The pretty boy with the glasses? That's me, 24 00:01:51,252 --> 00:01:53,986 Al Waterman. I sell sponges. 25 00:01:54,055 --> 00:01:55,755 Now that's the Green Monster, kid. 26 00:01:55,823 --> 00:01:57,293 Monster? 27 00:01:55,823 --> 00:01:57,293 Yep. 28 00:01:57,358 --> 00:01:59,524 WATERMAN: I taught the boy what I knew about the game, 29 00:01:59,593 --> 00:02:01,394 and Carl taught him what he knew. 30 00:02:01,462 --> 00:02:06,765 Hey, Zimmer, you idiot, what are you batting this bum leadoff for? 31 00:02:06,833 --> 00:02:10,836 WATERMAN: Well, Dwight Evans parked a couple homers, the Sox won, 32 00:02:10,905 --> 00:02:15,975 and by day's end, poor Ben had become one of God's most pathetic creatures, 33 00:02:16,044 --> 00:02:18,310 a Red Sox fan. 34 00:02:16,044 --> 00:02:18,310 Wow! 35 00:02:18,379 --> 00:02:21,446 And that's where the story begins. 36 00:02:21,515 --> 00:02:25,221 Careful, kid. They'll break your heart. 37 00:02:26,721 --> 00:02:29,625 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 38 00:02:32,059 --> 00:02:34,363 ♪ I'm gonna tell you a story 39 00:02:35,496 --> 00:02:38,463 ♪ I'm gonna tell you About my town 40 00:02:38,532 --> 00:02:42,238 ♪ I'm gonna tell you a big fat story, baby 41 00:02:42,303 --> 00:02:44,673 ♪ Ah, it's all about my town 42 00:02:46,374 --> 00:02:51,177 ♪ Yeah, down by the river 43 00:02:51,246 --> 00:02:54,550 ♪ Down by the banks of the River Charles 44 00:02:54,615 --> 00:02:56,448 ♪ Ah, that's what's Happening, baby ♪ 45 00:02:56,517 --> 00:02:58,717 You could have gone over right there. 46 00:02:58,786 --> 00:03:01,557 Come on, you gotta be aggressive, man. Take off the training wheels. 47 00:03:01,622 --> 00:03:03,422 Hey, I got a crowbar under the seat, okay? 48 00:03:03,490 --> 00:03:05,189 Don't make me knock your teeth out. 49 00:03:05,259 --> 00:03:06,892 What are you doing? 50 00:03:05,259 --> 00:03:06,892 (GIRLS CHATTING ON PHONES) 51 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:09,628 Audrey and Tammy, are you guys talking to each other on the phone? 52 00:03:09,696 --> 00:03:11,700 AUDREY: We're conferencing Amanda. She's home sick. 53 00:03:13,267 --> 00:03:14,867 Amanda likes that song, Mr. Wrightman. 54 00:03:14,936 --> 00:03:16,035 Can you turn it up, please? 55 00:03:16,104 --> 00:03:18,137 ♪ ...Just makes things harder 56 00:03:18,206 --> 00:03:21,540 ♪ One, two, one, two One, two, three, four 57 00:03:21,608 --> 00:03:24,776 ♪ Wasting pretty time, Wasting pretty time Time always 58 00:03:24,845 --> 00:03:27,880 ♪ One, two, one, two One, two, three, four ♪ 59 00:03:27,948 --> 00:03:30,716 Okay, so I asked for no ham, double turkey, but it looks like they gave me double ham. 60 00:03:30,785 --> 00:03:34,153 Do you want me to go back? 61 00:03:30,785 --> 00:03:34,153 Uh, no. Just toss some of it in my mouth. 62 00:03:34,222 --> 00:03:36,121 And that teacher's here with those kids. 63 00:03:34,222 --> 00:03:36,121 What? 64 00:03:36,189 --> 00:03:38,891 That teacher you talked to on the phone, about coming in, having a tour. 65 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:40,927 Oh, oh, God, that's today? 66 00:03:40,995 --> 00:03:42,961 They're here. 67 00:03:40,995 --> 00:03:42,961 Oh, no. 68 00:03:43,030 --> 00:03:47,003 Okay, uh, just pretend that you're me and take them around and... 69 00:03:47,068 --> 00:03:49,268 Hi. There they are. 70 00:03:49,336 --> 00:03:51,170 Ben Wrightman. We talked on the phone. 71 00:03:51,239 --> 00:03:52,637 Nice to meet you. 72 00:03:52,706 --> 00:03:55,307 Yes, yes, I've been waiting for you. 73 00:03:55,376 --> 00:03:57,346 Hi, I'm Lindsey Meeks. 74 00:03:57,745 --> 00:03:58,711 Excuse me. 75 00:03:58,779 --> 00:04:01,413 Uh, can I get, uh, anyone something to drink? 76 00:04:01,482 --> 00:04:04,784 Vodka martini, straight up. Three olives, please. 77 00:04:04,853 --> 00:04:06,218 Hey, I asked you to behave. 78 00:04:06,287 --> 00:04:08,754 Uh, are you allowed to hit them? 79 00:04:08,823 --> 00:04:11,591 Yeah, actually. Do you wanna take a swipe at him? 80 00:04:11,660 --> 00:04:13,725 I'll hold him if you want. 81 00:04:13,794 --> 00:04:17,233 Maybe later. 82 00:04:13,794 --> 00:04:17,233 BEN: Uh, okay. As I said on the phone, Lindsey, 83 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:19,431 I, uh, teach Honors Geometry, ninth grade. 84 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:22,067 And every year I pick a few promising math students 85 00:04:22,135 --> 00:04:25,541 to go meet someone who's pursued mathematics as an educational discipline 86 00:04:25,606 --> 00:04:28,341 and has made practical use of that education. 87 00:04:28,409 --> 00:04:30,779 So, thanks for having us. 88 00:04:32,380 --> 00:04:33,579 All right, the client I'm working for right now 89 00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:36,548 is this really cool company called Marquis Jet, 90 00:04:36,617 --> 00:04:38,284 and they're trying to figure out how to make 91 00:04:38,353 --> 00:04:40,252 renting private jets more affordable. 92 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:43,422 Wow. Now that's the way to go. 93 00:04:43,491 --> 00:04:44,889 Yeah, and they're growing like crazy, 94 00:04:44,958 --> 00:04:47,592 so they'd have to buy more jets in order to meet the demands. 95 00:04:47,661 --> 00:04:49,728 Now let me ask you guys a crazy question. 96 00:04:49,797 --> 00:04:52,435 Are any of you in the habit of looking at numbers... 97 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:55,362 You know, addresses, license plates, phone numbers, 98 00:04:55,431 --> 00:04:58,107 and adding them up and rearranging them in your head 99 00:04:58,173 --> 00:05:00,273 to make more interesting patterns? 100 00:05:00,341 --> 00:05:04,075 Oh, my God, she knows my secret shame. 101 00:05:04,144 --> 00:05:08,982 Well, step into the light, my friend, because this is the church of numbers, 102 00:05:09,050 --> 00:05:11,387 and every day is Sunday. 103 00:05:12,888 --> 00:05:14,757 She was a major hottie. 104 00:05:14,823 --> 00:05:16,021 Major? 105 00:05:16,090 --> 00:05:19,695 Colonel Hottie. 106 00:05:16,090 --> 00:05:19,695 Yeah, she went optic for you, Mr. Wrightman. 107 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:22,228 Optic? 108 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:22,228 Yeah, I saw her glance to the pants. 109 00:05:22,297 --> 00:05:23,763 No way. 110 00:05:22,297 --> 00:05:23,763 Yeah. 111 00:05:23,832 --> 00:05:24,763 What do you mean? 112 00:05:24,832 --> 00:05:26,970 I mean she was totally... 113 00:05:24,832 --> 00:05:26,970 No, no, not you. 114 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:28,704 You. What did you mean? 115 00:05:29,270 --> 00:05:32,304 Nothin', you know. 116 00:05:32,373 --> 00:05:34,507 Well, come on, man. You saw her. 117 00:05:34,575 --> 00:05:38,877 What? Wait. Are you saying that she's out of my league? 118 00:05:38,946 --> 00:05:42,881 She is bringing some serious heat, man. I don't know if you got the bat speed. 119 00:05:42,949 --> 00:05:47,820 Oh, I got the bat speed. I got plenty of bat speed. I could hit her best cheese. 120 00:05:47,888 --> 00:05:51,794 Ezra, I need those customer satisfaction data reports. 121 00:05:51,858 --> 00:05:55,127 I put them on your desk, Lindsey. 122 00:05:51,858 --> 00:05:55,127 Good lad. Keep me posted. 123 00:05:55,196 --> 00:05:56,465 EZRA: You got it. 124 00:05:58,066 --> 00:05:59,102 Those kids were cute. 125 00:05:59,167 --> 00:06:00,266 Which kids? 126 00:06:00,335 --> 00:06:03,167 The ones from earlier today. 127 00:06:00,335 --> 00:06:03,167 Oh. Yeah. 128 00:06:03,236 --> 00:06:06,705 Maybe I should become a teacher or a college professor, you know? 129 00:06:06,774 --> 00:06:09,241 The hours would be better. You get summers free. 130 00:06:09,310 --> 00:06:10,579 It's so much less competitive. 131 00:06:10,644 --> 00:06:13,612 Oh, my God, Jack is leaving. 132 00:06:10,644 --> 00:06:13,612 What? 133 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:15,314 Jack is leaving the company next summer. 134 00:06:15,382 --> 00:06:18,154 (GASPS, MOUTHING WORDS) 135 00:06:18,218 --> 00:06:22,054 What that... So, do you think they're gonna bring someone in from the outside? 136 00:06:22,123 --> 00:06:23,622 I have... I don't know. 137 00:06:23,691 --> 00:06:25,690 Or do you think they're gonna promote from within? 138 00:06:25,759 --> 00:06:27,693 I thought you were becoming a teacher. 139 00:06:27,761 --> 00:06:30,466 (SCOFFS) Low blood sugar. I didn't eat yet. 140 00:06:32,634 --> 00:06:33,469 Hi. 141 00:06:33,535 --> 00:06:35,801 Hi. I didn't wanna interrupt. 142 00:06:35,869 --> 00:06:38,971 It sounded like you were involved with some major corporate hoo-ha. 143 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:41,874 Oh, well, there's a position about to open up, 144 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:44,743 so it might get mildly murderous around here. 145 00:06:44,811 --> 00:06:47,883 Oh. (MIMICS PSYCHO THEME) "I want your job! I'm the boss!" 146 00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:49,652 Ahh. (CHUCKLES) 147 00:06:50,251 --> 00:06:53,789 Yes. So, um... 148 00:06:55,223 --> 00:06:58,790 Why am I here? Um... (CLEARS THROAT) 149 00:06:58,859 --> 00:07:02,562 I just wanted you to know that you really got through to the kids today. 150 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:04,029 You know, they're really juiced. 151 00:07:04,097 --> 00:07:07,370 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 152 00:07:04,097 --> 00:07:07,370 Oh, thanks. They were... They were great. 153 00:07:07,434 --> 00:07:09,805 Well, you're welcome. Thank you. 154 00:07:14,175 --> 00:07:18,344 So, is the conversation over? 155 00:07:18,412 --> 00:07:20,079 You mean, 'cause neither of us are speaking? 156 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:22,481 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 157 00:07:22,549 --> 00:07:25,650 No. Yeah, I also... I came back because I just... 158 00:07:25,719 --> 00:07:29,725 I wanted to ask you if I could ask you out sometime. 159 00:07:30,292 --> 00:07:32,261 Socially. 160 00:07:32,326 --> 00:07:33,997 I mean, I won't be bringing the kids. 161 00:07:35,230 --> 00:07:36,832 Oh! 162 00:07:39,100 --> 00:07:40,069 Uh... 163 00:07:41,335 --> 00:07:43,239 Hike. 164 00:07:41,335 --> 00:07:43,239 MAN: Get him! Get him! 165 00:07:46,807 --> 00:07:49,878 MAN 1: Oh! 166 00:07:46,807 --> 00:07:49,878 MAN 2: All right, good D. Good D. 167 00:07:52,446 --> 00:07:55,749 I know why she wouldn't go out with me. She thinks I'm not in her class. 168 00:07:55,817 --> 00:07:59,755 She said that? 169 00:07:55,817 --> 00:07:59,755 No. I could see it on her face. 170 00:07:59,820 --> 00:08:02,255 "Like I would really date a schoolteacher." 171 00:07:59,820 --> 00:08:02,255 Ouch. 172 00:08:02,324 --> 00:08:04,760 Down, set, hike. 173 00:08:09,230 --> 00:08:11,134 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 174 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:12,735 MAN: Yeah, go, go, go! 175 00:08:13,335 --> 00:08:15,271 (GRUNTING) 176 00:08:15,335 --> 00:08:19,471 Ben, what are you doing? It's two-hand touch. You were down back there. 177 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:21,374 And back there and back there. 178 00:08:21,442 --> 00:08:22,878 What's the matter with you? 179 00:08:24,446 --> 00:08:25,748 Come on, guys. 180 00:08:26,347 --> 00:08:29,152 Sorry. Sorry, guys. 181 00:08:30,452 --> 00:08:32,851 (SYNCOPATED BEAT) 182 00:08:32,919 --> 00:08:35,621 All right, Lindsey, so what's the matter with this one? 183 00:08:35,690 --> 00:08:38,357 He's not smart? He's not attractive? 184 00:08:38,425 --> 00:08:41,560 He was. It's just, you know... 185 00:08:41,629 --> 00:08:45,134 I don't know. It's hopeless. 186 00:08:41,629 --> 00:08:45,134 Oh, boy, here we go. 187 00:08:46,601 --> 00:08:49,802 You're right, I'm an idiot. I'm about to turn 20-10, 188 00:08:49,870 --> 00:08:53,038 and the dating market is, shall we say, bare-ish. 189 00:08:53,106 --> 00:08:57,842 And instead of becoming more open and available, I'm becoming less open. 190 00:08:57,911 --> 00:09:00,483 Come on, people. Talking isn't burning calories. 191 00:09:00,548 --> 00:09:02,546 Let's go. Start pedaling. Come on. 192 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:04,020 (EXHALES) 193 00:09:13,628 --> 00:09:16,090 Maybe you should date a different kind of guy. 194 00:09:16,158 --> 00:09:17,500 Why? What do you mean? 195 00:09:17,565 --> 00:09:22,135 Well, all the guys you date are sharp and competitive and successful. 196 00:09:22,203 --> 00:09:25,074 It's like you're dating yourself. 197 00:09:22,203 --> 00:09:25,074 Ding, ding, ding. 198 00:09:26,335 --> 00:09:28,675 What's wrong with the schoolteacher? 199 00:09:28,743 --> 00:09:32,111 Well... 200 00:09:28,743 --> 00:09:32,111 He's a schoolteacher. 201 00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:36,114 Which means he has a small... income. 202 00:09:36,182 --> 00:09:40,723 All right, people, let's shut your piehole and speed it back up. Come on! 203 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:44,928 Come on! 204 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:44,928 Die, you Nazi spin-bitch. 205 00:09:45,994 --> 00:09:47,696 (BELL RINGS) 206 00:09:51,766 --> 00:09:55,104 (WHISTLING) Hey! Go, run a post. Go! 207 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:58,707 Oh! (CHUCKLES) 208 00:09:59,541 --> 00:10:01,507 Who did that? 209 00:10:01,576 --> 00:10:03,779 That's it. You're coming with me, mister. 210 00:10:03,844 --> 00:10:05,378 What do you think, this is your own private playground? 211 00:10:05,447 --> 00:10:06,983 Get in here. 212 00:10:13,354 --> 00:10:15,024 Thanks, man. I owe you one. 213 00:10:17,954 --> 00:10:19,623 Go ahead. 214 00:10:21,296 --> 00:10:23,795 (WHISTLING) 215 00:10:23,864 --> 00:10:26,994 Hey, Ben, are you going to watch the Celtics later? 216 00:10:27,063 --> 00:10:28,833 Uh, I don't know. 217 00:10:28,902 --> 00:10:32,275 You know, there are other sports besides baseball. 218 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,572 I would debate you, Ed, 219 00:10:33,641 --> 00:10:36,041 but that would only lead to me being dragged away in handcuffs. 220 00:10:36,109 --> 00:10:39,578 Hey, speaking of baseball, Ben, wanna help me coach the JV team this year? 221 00:10:39,647 --> 00:10:43,019 Why? You're doing a great job. I mean, you can't just go by wins and losses. 222 00:10:43,084 --> 00:10:45,717 Aw, come on, Ben. The kids listen to you. 223 00:10:45,786 --> 00:10:48,087 I think it's going good the way it is, you know? 224 00:10:48,155 --> 00:10:50,593 You coach the team, and I help out whenever I can. 225 00:10:50,659 --> 00:10:52,428 Then, if I don't make it or... 226 00:10:54,128 --> 00:10:56,862 Hey, Rita, when did I get this message from Lindsey Meeks? 227 00:10:56,930 --> 00:11:01,896 A tip might be where it says "Time Called: 2:30." 228 00:11:01,964 --> 00:11:03,537 (WHISTLES) 229 00:11:03,605 --> 00:11:07,171 Come on, pull! 230 00:11:03,605 --> 00:11:07,171 (GRUNTS) 231 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:09,976 So, do you think it'll be a problem that you're more successful than him? 232 00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:13,479 Who says I am? 233 00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:13,479 Well, I mean, at least financially. 234 00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:17,451 It's not like he's playing a flute with a hatful of dollar bills in front of him. 235 00:11:17,519 --> 00:11:18,918 He's a teacher. 236 00:11:18,987 --> 00:11:20,253 Teaching's a cool thing. 237 00:11:20,321 --> 00:11:24,023 Yeah. Besides, why does everything in my life have to be a trophy? 238 00:11:24,092 --> 00:11:27,025 I mean, who am I trying to impress? 239 00:11:24,092 --> 00:11:27,025 Hey, we're on your side. 240 00:11:27,094 --> 00:11:30,299 No, I know. It's just that I hate when people... (GASPS) 241 00:11:30,366 --> 00:11:31,800 MOLLY: Ow! 242 00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:33,802 Oopsie. 243 00:11:46,482 --> 00:11:48,181 (LINDSEY GROANING) 244 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:52,321 Oh, just kill me. Just take a hammer and kill me. 245 00:11:53,555 --> 00:11:55,992 (GROANING CONTINUES) 246 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:00,527 (DOORBELL RINGS) 247 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:03,963 LINDSEY: Oh, shit. Who is it? 248 00:12:04,031 --> 00:12:06,635 It... It's me. It's Ben. Your date? 249 00:12:06,701 --> 00:12:08,871 LINDSEY: Oh, God, no. 250 00:12:09,738 --> 00:12:11,840 Oh. 251 00:12:09,738 --> 00:12:11,840 (DOOR LOCK CLICKS) 252 00:12:12,741 --> 00:12:16,042 (BREATHING HEAVILY) I'm sick. 253 00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:18,143 Come back. I'll call you tomorrow. Go away. 254 00:12:18,212 --> 00:12:20,683 Wait, wait, wait. What kind of sick? You okay? You in pain? 255 00:12:20,748 --> 00:12:25,385 I... (SWALLOWS) ate at this new place. 256 00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:26,750 I think... 257 00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:32,128 (VOMITING) 258 00:12:33,828 --> 00:12:35,060 Are you faking it? 'Cause you know, 259 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:36,596 we don't have to really do this if you don't... 260 00:12:36,665 --> 00:12:39,402 (VOMITING CONTINUES) 261 00:12:45,507 --> 00:12:47,977 LINDSEY: Mommy. (GROANS) 262 00:12:51,173 --> 00:12:52,979 Ernie, go away. 263 00:12:53,047 --> 00:12:55,115 Ernie, don't eat that! 264 00:12:55,184 --> 00:12:57,020 Oh, shit. 265 00:12:58,220 --> 00:12:59,155 Uh... 266 00:13:01,856 --> 00:13:03,756 So, you wanna pull the plug on this thing or... 267 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:08,131 (VOMITING, CHOKING, COUGHING) 268 00:13:11,566 --> 00:13:14,137 All right, here we go. Come on. 269 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,305 All right, we're almost there. 270 00:13:17,372 --> 00:13:19,906 Okay. Okay. 271 00:13:19,975 --> 00:13:22,675 Now sit right here. Oh, God! 272 00:13:22,744 --> 00:13:25,611 All right. Okay. Here. Pick your head up. 273 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,313 (GROANS) 274 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,313 Up. Okay, up. 275 00:13:27,382 --> 00:13:29,585 (GROANS) 276 00:13:30,384 --> 00:13:32,251 Uh, all right. Um... 277 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:35,424 Do you have any, like, pajamas or a nightgown? 278 00:13:36,558 --> 00:13:38,257 In the top drawer. 279 00:13:38,326 --> 00:13:40,029 Top drawer. Okay. 280 00:13:40,828 --> 00:13:43,396 All right, here we go. 281 00:13:43,464 --> 00:13:47,070 (CHUCKLES) Well, Wonder Woman's been looking for these. 282 00:13:47,135 --> 00:13:49,172 I gotta call her. Let her know they're here. 283 00:13:51,673 --> 00:13:53,910 Okay. All right. 284 00:13:54,843 --> 00:13:56,212 I'll help you up. 285 00:13:54,843 --> 00:13:56,212 Mmm-hmm. 286 00:13:56,277 --> 00:13:59,045 Get up. 287 00:13:56,277 --> 00:13:59,045 (GROANS) I'm sorry about this. 288 00:13:59,114 --> 00:14:02,281 Don't worry. Come on. Come on. 289 00:13:59,114 --> 00:14:02,281 I'm so sorry. 290 00:14:02,350 --> 00:14:05,245 I'm gonna help you change, all right? I won't look. I promise. 291 00:14:05,314 --> 00:14:07,123 Uh-huh. 292 00:14:05,314 --> 00:14:07,123 Okay. 293 00:14:12,594 --> 00:14:15,364 Okay, I looked. 294 00:14:12,594 --> 00:14:15,364 (CHUCKLES) 295 00:14:17,699 --> 00:14:19,235 Let's get this on. 296 00:14:22,370 --> 00:14:23,973 Get your arms through. 297 00:14:31,312 --> 00:14:35,748 Okay, here we go. You're gonna be okay. You're gonna be okay. 298 00:14:35,817 --> 00:14:37,951 There's nothing left to throw up, I promise. 299 00:14:38,019 --> 00:14:41,455 And if you do, here's Mr. Hamper. Okay? All right. 300 00:14:41,523 --> 00:14:44,860 ♪ Sooner or later 301 00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:48,494 ♪ I'm gonna Get through to you 302 00:14:48,563 --> 00:14:50,499 (SIGHS) 303 00:14:53,467 --> 00:14:55,467 ♪ I'm tellin' you, baby 304 00:14:55,536 --> 00:14:58,070 Here. Drink this when you feel like you can, okay? 305 00:14:58,139 --> 00:15:00,640 Thank you. Thank you, Bill. 306 00:14:58,139 --> 00:15:00,640 All right. 307 00:15:00,709 --> 00:15:03,576 It's Ben. Okay, go back to sleep. 308 00:15:03,645 --> 00:15:06,712 ♪ I've got time on my side 309 00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:10,015 ♪ Along for the ride 310 00:15:10,084 --> 00:15:15,054 ♪ And everything was certain Like the sunbeam 311 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:21,064 ♪ And this moment Has just begun 312 00:15:21,696 --> 00:15:23,466 ♪ Ooh 313 00:15:26,901 --> 00:15:30,469 ♪ Sooner or later 314 00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:36,009 ♪ Gonna soothe you Turn you on 315 00:15:36,077 --> 00:15:39,612 ♪ I'm gonna turn you on 316 00:15:39,681 --> 00:15:42,151 ♪ Sooner or later♪ 317 00:15:46,221 --> 00:15:47,952 (SNORING) 318 00:16:00,769 --> 00:16:03,172 Hey. 319 00:16:00,769 --> 00:16:03,172 Hi. 320 00:16:03,772 --> 00:16:05,408 How you feeling? 321 00:16:05,473 --> 00:16:09,612 Uh, I mean, I'm not about to enter any pie-eating contests. 322 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:15,948 Did you clean up my bathroom, or did I dream that? 323 00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:19,786 Me? No. Uh, the vomit elves came in. 324 00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:21,620 And, uh... really adorable. 325 00:16:21,688 --> 00:16:26,195 Really cute little things. I mean, little caps and little barf bags and... 326 00:16:27,962 --> 00:16:30,462 Well, thank you. 327 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:33,465 I mean, you really, really went above and beyond. 328 00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:36,770 Uh, no, please. It wasn't a big deal. You were very ladylike. 329 00:16:36,838 --> 00:16:39,208 Uh, hardly any chunkage. 330 00:16:44,646 --> 00:16:45,881 What's in the bag? 331 00:16:45,947 --> 00:16:47,616 I got some, uh... 332 00:16:47,682 --> 00:16:49,949 I got some movies just in case you woke up. Not in case you woke up. 333 00:16:50,018 --> 00:16:51,217 I knew you were going to wake up. Just... 334 00:16:51,285 --> 00:16:53,156 In case you woke up in the middle of the night. 335 00:16:54,856 --> 00:16:56,455 Yeah? Anything good? 336 00:16:56,523 --> 00:16:59,492 Uh, mostly animated pornography from Japan. 337 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:03,724 And a little something I like to watch too when I feel sick. 338 00:17:03,793 --> 00:17:05,064 Well, for me, it's Annie Hall. 339 00:17:05,132 --> 00:17:06,535 Wait, what did you say? 340 00:17:07,469 --> 00:17:08,334 Annie Hall. 341 00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:11,507 Whoa, this is like... This is unbelievable. 342 00:17:13,475 --> 00:17:14,441 Road House. 343 00:17:14,509 --> 00:17:17,480 (CHUCKLES) 344 00:17:17,545 --> 00:17:20,814 Are you feeling... Is this crazy? I mean, what are the odds? 345 00:17:20,882 --> 00:17:22,385 Spooky. 346 00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:29,784 No, she cannot have my assistant. 347 00:17:29,852 --> 00:17:32,252 Because I trained Carrie. I like her. 348 00:17:32,321 --> 00:17:36,265 Listen. Do we have to settle this right now? I'm with a... person. 349 00:17:37,698 --> 00:17:41,437 Yes. Thank you. Okay, I'll speak to you tomorrow. Bye-bye. 350 00:17:42,070 --> 00:17:44,103 I'm really, really sorry. 351 00:17:44,172 --> 00:17:45,805 Actually, I'm sorry. I ate everything cool. 352 00:17:45,873 --> 00:17:47,543 I just left you a pile of sauce. 353 00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:48,844 (LAUGHS) 354 00:17:48,909 --> 00:17:51,510 That's okay. Actually, I'm the worst. I eat off everybody's plate. 355 00:17:51,579 --> 00:17:53,913 In fact, my friends, they call me "the seagull." 356 00:17:53,982 --> 00:17:55,284 (IMITATES SEAGULL CAWING) 357 00:17:55,883 --> 00:17:57,153 Oh, hi, Seagull. 358 00:17:58,653 --> 00:17:59,719 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 359 00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:02,355 Nice. 360 00:18:02,423 --> 00:18:05,057 No, really, I... I appreciate you being cool about the phone thing, 361 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:08,594 because I once went on a date with this guy who got so angry I was on the phone 362 00:18:08,663 --> 00:18:11,600 that he grabbed it out of my hand, and he threw it in the fish tank. 363 00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:14,533 I would never do that. 364 00:18:14,602 --> 00:18:17,473 What are your pet peeves? What stresses you out? 365 00:18:18,907 --> 00:18:20,076 Mmm, I got... 366 00:18:18,907 --> 00:18:20,076 And I'm only asking 367 00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:23,246 because frankly the men I meet are highly... 368 00:18:23,878 --> 00:18:26,078 I date poodles basically. 369 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:28,347 And I'm really relaxed, you know? Totally. 370 00:18:28,415 --> 00:18:29,883 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 371 00:18:28,415 --> 00:18:29,883 Son of a... 372 00:18:29,951 --> 00:18:31,617 Stop ringing. 373 00:18:29,951 --> 00:18:31,617 I got it. Let me do it. 374 00:18:31,686 --> 00:18:33,319 Let me do it. 375 00:18:33,388 --> 00:18:37,690 Hello? Uh, no, she isn't. May I take a message? 376 00:18:37,758 --> 00:18:40,329 This is Ben. I'm her houseboy/sex slave. 377 00:18:41,262 --> 00:18:44,600 Okay. You betcha. Bye-bye. 378 00:18:45,634 --> 00:18:46,602 Call your mother. 379 00:18:49,637 --> 00:18:52,341 Wait, wait, wait, wait. So you don't have a cell phone, 380 00:18:52,406 --> 00:18:54,607 a BlackBerry, a pager, nothing? 381 00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:55,607 No. 382 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,576 Well, what if some sudden crisis occurs, 383 00:18:57,644 --> 00:19:00,083 like your father has a heart attack or something? 384 00:19:00,147 --> 00:19:01,848 My father died two years ago. 385 00:19:01,916 --> 00:19:03,349 Oh, I'm sorry. 386 00:19:03,418 --> 00:19:05,588 I just found out this morning, so it's been a rough 24 hours. 387 00:19:05,653 --> 00:19:07,987 You know, maybe I should get a cell phone. That's a good idea. 388 00:19:08,056 --> 00:19:11,090 You're funny, Ben... 389 00:19:08,056 --> 00:19:11,090 Wrightman. 390 00:19:11,159 --> 00:19:13,020 Wrightman. Yeah. 391 00:19:11,159 --> 00:19:13,020 Yeah. 392 00:19:13,089 --> 00:19:14,559 You forgot my last name. 393 00:19:13,089 --> 00:19:14,559 No, I just blanked. 394 00:19:14,628 --> 00:19:16,595 I know why you forgot. That's all right. 395 00:19:14,628 --> 00:19:16,595 No, I... 396 00:19:16,664 --> 00:19:18,401 I bet... 'cause I bet when you talk to your friends, 397 00:19:18,466 --> 00:19:20,703 you call me Ben the schoolteacher, am I right? 398 00:19:23,472 --> 00:19:25,004 Well... 399 00:19:23,472 --> 00:19:25,004 That's okay. 400 00:19:25,073 --> 00:19:26,509 What do you call me to your friends? 401 00:19:28,142 --> 00:19:32,248 I call you Lindsey... 402 00:19:33,649 --> 00:19:35,981 the vomit girl, the puker. Pukey. 403 00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:38,150 Everyone says, "You going out with Pukey tonight?" I'm like, "Yeah. Why?" 404 00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:41,020 "You wanna play video games or something?" I'm like, "No, I'm going out with Pukey." 405 00:19:41,089 --> 00:19:44,527 (LAUGHS) That's horrible! 406 00:19:44,592 --> 00:19:49,532 Hey, anything I've said about you would be an understatement, really. 407 00:20:03,177 --> 00:20:06,111 Hey, Lindsey! 408 00:20:03,177 --> 00:20:06,111 Hi! 409 00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:09,716 Hi. 410 00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:09,716 Hi, I'm Ben the schoolteacher. 411 00:20:09,785 --> 00:20:11,484 Ian. Sarah. 412 00:20:09,785 --> 00:20:11,484 Hi. 413 00:20:11,552 --> 00:20:13,318 Steve. Molly. 414 00:20:11,552 --> 00:20:13,318 Oh, thanks for having me. 415 00:20:13,387 --> 00:20:17,189 Robin, uh, Chris. 416 00:20:13,387 --> 00:20:17,189 Welcome aboard. 417 00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:19,191 Well, let's start the interrogation. 418 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,160 No, no, it's not like that. 419 00:20:21,229 --> 00:20:23,762 Here. It's for the urine sample. 420 00:20:23,830 --> 00:20:26,498 Shoot, I wish you would have told me. I just took a whiz in your bushes. 421 00:20:26,567 --> 00:20:30,770 (ALL LAUGHING) 422 00:20:26,567 --> 00:20:30,770 Do you want to... 423 00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:32,371 Show him the house. 424 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,843 ♪ I like it when it rains 425 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:39,545 ♪ It's always On the windowpane ♪ 426 00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:43,882 Lindsey, this Ben guy has got such a good vibe. 427 00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:43,882 Good. 428 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:46,820 And he's nothing like the guys you usually date. 429 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:46,820 I know. 430 00:20:46,888 --> 00:20:48,320 SARAH: And how cute is he? 431 00:20:48,389 --> 00:20:50,226 Yeah? Well, I'm really glad you guys feel this way, 432 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:53,626 because if you didn't, I was gonna have to find three new friends. 433 00:20:53,694 --> 00:20:57,024 No, no, no, I really think you've got something here. 434 00:20:53,694 --> 00:20:57,024 Me too. 435 00:20:57,093 --> 00:21:01,000 Yeah, but... something's not quite right. 436 00:21:01,069 --> 00:21:03,402 Robin. 437 00:21:01,069 --> 00:21:03,402 No, no, he's great. 438 00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:05,972 He is. I love him. He's a doll. 439 00:21:06,041 --> 00:21:08,574 But he's not 22. 440 00:21:06,041 --> 00:21:08,574 So? 441 00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:12,711 So, where's he been? Why is he still on the market? 442 00:21:12,779 --> 00:21:16,315 Um... 443 00:21:12,779 --> 00:21:16,315 Maybe he hasn't found the right person yet. 444 00:21:16,383 --> 00:21:18,684 Well, by now he should be with the wrong person. 445 00:21:18,752 --> 00:21:21,357 How has he not been tranquilized and tagged? 446 00:21:23,191 --> 00:21:25,024 All right. Let me get this straight. 447 00:21:25,093 --> 00:21:27,626 You got two season tickets behind the Red Sox dugout? 448 00:21:27,694 --> 00:21:30,562 Mmm-hmm. Yeah. My uncle left them to me. 449 00:21:27,694 --> 00:21:30,562 Behind the dugout? 450 00:21:30,631 --> 00:21:33,098 Yeah. Well, not really behind, like next to it. Fifteen feet away. 451 00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:35,804 You can see right into it at a certain point. It's pretty awesome. 452 00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:41,305 Let me ask you this. 453 00:21:43,244 --> 00:21:45,309 Do you find my wife attractive at all? 454 00:21:45,380 --> 00:21:47,714 'Cause we could work something out. 455 00:21:45,380 --> 00:21:47,714 (LAUGHING) 456 00:21:47,782 --> 00:21:50,453 (BOTH LAUGHING) 457 00:21:51,853 --> 00:21:52,788 Well, do you? 458 00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:56,822 You know what you need to do? You need to go to his apartment 459 00:21:56,890 --> 00:21:58,623 and go through his things. You need to go through his closets, 460 00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:00,292 his sofa cushions. You need to get on his computer. 461 00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:03,795 And what exactly am I looking for? 462 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:05,568 Anything that explains why he's still single. 463 00:22:05,632 --> 00:22:08,167 My company can run a credit check on him. 464 00:22:08,235 --> 00:22:10,269 You know, he could be a deadbeat dad. 465 00:22:10,337 --> 00:22:13,076 This is an insane asylum. 466 00:22:13,139 --> 00:22:18,511 So, uh, when they wheeled out Ted Williams at the all-star game... 467 00:22:18,579 --> 00:22:21,951 I was there. I was 10 feet away from him. 468 00:22:23,084 --> 00:22:27,123 Old men... crying. Tears. 469 00:22:28,089 --> 00:22:29,892 Like, tough old guys. 470 00:22:30,725 --> 00:22:32,728 I even started to lose it, you know. 471 00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:35,965 I got a program I could show you. 472 00:22:37,698 --> 00:22:39,768 If Lindsey ever breaks up with you, I'll kill her. 473 00:22:41,034 --> 00:22:44,640 Lindsey, do you remember that guy Maureen Durst went out with? 474 00:22:44,705 --> 00:22:47,977 Uh, sort of. Why? 475 00:22:44,705 --> 00:22:47,977 MOLLY: Terry what's-his-name? 476 00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:50,813 We all thought he was great too. 477 00:22:50,877 --> 00:22:53,112 Well, what happened? 478 00:22:50,877 --> 00:22:53,112 Oh, my God. She went to his apartment and... 479 00:22:53,181 --> 00:22:55,782 Shh. My story. Stand by. 480 00:22:55,850 --> 00:22:58,183 She's at his place. He's in the shower. 481 00:22:58,252 --> 00:23:02,325 She wants to make the bed, so she goes to the closet. Guess what she finds. 482 00:23:02,389 --> 00:23:04,123 Oh, I don't know. What'd she find? 483 00:23:04,192 --> 00:23:08,928 Two large plastic bags containing all of the hair and nail clippings 484 00:23:08,997 --> 00:23:10,967 from his entire life. 485 00:23:11,032 --> 00:23:13,069 Ew! Ugh! 486 00:23:13,134 --> 00:23:15,033 Mmm-hmm. That's a true story. 487 00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:18,204 I'm telling you, there is a reason this Ben guy is still single. 488 00:23:18,272 --> 00:23:21,945 (BLUES MUSIC PLAYING) 489 00:23:24,245 --> 00:23:26,245 ♪ Come on, baby ♪ 490 00:23:26,314 --> 00:23:28,617 (ALARM CLOCK RINGING) 491 00:24:37,185 --> 00:24:41,557 (BLUES MUSIC CONTINUES) 492 00:24:44,326 --> 00:24:46,562 (INAUDIBLE) 493 00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:15,654 (BLUES MUSIC ENDS) 494 00:25:15,722 --> 00:25:18,061 MAN: Come on! 495 00:25:15,722 --> 00:25:18,061 BEN: I promised him we'd wait. 496 00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:21,630 We're always waiting for him. 497 00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:21,630 I gave him my word. 498 00:25:23,130 --> 00:25:24,230 You guys wait? 499 00:25:24,298 --> 00:25:25,864 Yeah. 500 00:25:24,298 --> 00:25:25,864 Come on, man. 501 00:25:25,933 --> 00:25:27,933 Did anyone die because you're here? 502 00:25:25,933 --> 00:25:27,933 No, no, no. 503 00:25:28,002 --> 00:25:30,606 I got another anesthesiologist to cover for me. 504 00:25:30,672 --> 00:25:32,008 BEN: All right, are you ready? 505 00:25:33,140 --> 00:25:34,741 Hey, come on! 506 00:25:34,809 --> 00:25:35,744 God! 507 00:25:45,587 --> 00:25:46,789 (SNIFFS) 508 00:25:51,693 --> 00:25:53,029 A new season. 509 00:25:53,495 --> 00:25:54,830 A clean slate. 510 00:25:55,363 --> 00:25:56,699 (SNIFFS) 511 00:25:57,398 --> 00:25:59,936 Yep, this smells like the year. 512 00:26:02,238 --> 00:26:03,639 (SIZZLES) 513 00:26:05,472 --> 00:26:06,873 (IMITATES SEAGULL CAWING) 514 00:26:06,942 --> 00:26:09,376 Hey, you wanna know something? 515 00:26:06,942 --> 00:26:09,376 LINDSEY: What? 516 00:26:09,445 --> 00:26:10,779 I like you. 517 00:26:12,381 --> 00:26:13,646 I like you. 518 00:26:13,714 --> 00:26:15,448 No, I mean, I really like you. I... I... 519 00:26:15,516 --> 00:26:18,187 I even wrote down a list of all the things I like about you. 520 00:26:19,287 --> 00:26:20,614 You made a list? 521 00:26:20,682 --> 00:26:23,993 Yeah. I don't have it with me, but I can remember it. 522 00:26:24,059 --> 00:26:27,759 I'll skip down because the first six are all body parts. 523 00:26:27,828 --> 00:26:33,297 Uh, number seven, I like that you drink in the afternoon. 524 00:26:33,366 --> 00:26:37,140 Number eight, I like sometimes you talk out of the side of your mouth a little bit. 525 00:26:37,205 --> 00:26:39,673 And it's like... it's like an adorable stroke victim. 526 00:26:39,741 --> 00:26:42,074 (LAUGHS) I do? 527 00:26:42,143 --> 00:26:45,777 No, it's very cute. It really is. Uh, number nine... 528 00:26:45,846 --> 00:26:47,446 You know, when you're getting ready in the mirror, 529 00:26:47,515 --> 00:26:50,786 uh, just when you're about finished, you go like... 530 00:26:50,846 --> 00:26:53,719 It's so cute, I wanna kill myself. It's fantastic. Uh... 531 00:26:53,788 --> 00:26:56,588 Hey, when's your break? 532 00:26:53,788 --> 00:26:56,588 Hmm? 533 00:26:56,657 --> 00:27:00,792 You know, for your school vacation. When do you get off? 534 00:26:56,657 --> 00:27:00,792 BEN: End of March. 535 00:27:00,861 --> 00:27:03,266 That's when you're in Baltimore, right? 536 00:27:00,861 --> 00:27:03,266 LINDSEY: Yeah. 537 00:27:03,331 --> 00:27:04,931 Well, it's a really big deal in my family, 538 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:08,562 because it's my dad's birthday and Easter 539 00:27:08,630 --> 00:27:11,370 and my sister's anniversary, all in the same week. 540 00:27:11,439 --> 00:27:13,806 A cluster. 541 00:27:11,439 --> 00:27:13,806 Yeah. Uh... 542 00:27:13,875 --> 00:27:17,746 So, uh, how would you like to come? 543 00:27:20,782 --> 00:27:22,485 Ooh, too fast? Too serious? 544 00:27:22,549 --> 00:27:25,021 No, why? Did I look like I was just... 545 00:27:25,086 --> 00:27:27,486 You were a little. 546 00:27:25,086 --> 00:27:27,486 No, 'cause... No, I... I... 547 00:27:27,554 --> 00:27:30,022 I made... I have a previous commitment. 548 00:27:30,091 --> 00:27:31,391 Oh, plans? 549 00:27:31,460 --> 00:27:33,158 Yeah, yeah. 550 00:27:33,226 --> 00:27:35,798 Um, see, I didn't tell you about it, 'cause I knew you were gonna be away. 551 00:27:35,863 --> 00:27:40,699 And I figured it wouldn't matter, but every year, during Easter vacation, 552 00:27:40,767 --> 00:27:46,171 uh, me and my friends, we go down to Florida. 553 00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:51,042 You and your buddies go down to Florida for spring break? At your age? 554 00:27:51,111 --> 00:27:53,946 No, no, no, not spring break. Spring training with the Red Sox. 555 00:27:54,015 --> 00:27:56,783 Oh, you get to train with the Red Sox? 556 00:27:56,852 --> 00:27:58,654 Are you allowed to do that? 557 00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:01,757 Well, we don't actually... We watch the games. 558 00:28:01,823 --> 00:28:03,792 Aren't those just practice games? 559 00:28:03,859 --> 00:28:06,257 Yeah, yeah, but there's more to it than that. 560 00:28:06,326 --> 00:28:09,495 I mean, we scout the players. We... We say which players they should keep, 561 00:28:09,564 --> 00:28:13,036 which they should get rid of. 562 00:28:09,564 --> 00:28:13,036 And the Red Sox ask your opinion? 563 00:28:14,168 --> 00:28:15,768 Well, not yet. 564 00:28:15,837 --> 00:28:19,673 But if they ever do, uh... 565 00:28:19,741 --> 00:28:22,178 Okay, I've been avoiding this. I... 566 00:28:24,913 --> 00:28:27,250 There's something you don't know about me. 567 00:28:28,149 --> 00:28:30,186 Oh, God, here comes the bag of hair. 568 00:28:32,721 --> 00:28:34,323 The thing is, uh, 569 00:28:35,823 --> 00:28:38,390 I am a Red Sox fan. 570 00:28:38,459 --> 00:28:44,196 Yeah? 571 00:28:38,459 --> 00:28:44,196 No, I'm like a big, big Red Sox fan. 572 00:28:44,265 --> 00:28:46,733 I know. I mean, I've been to your apartment 573 00:28:46,801 --> 00:28:49,705 and seen the Red Sox dish towels, 574 00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:52,141 and glasses, and the Yankee toilet paper. 575 00:28:52,207 --> 00:28:54,978 It's like you live in a gift shop. 576 00:28:52,207 --> 00:28:54,978 It's worse. 577 00:28:58,279 --> 00:29:00,716 See, when I was a kid, I moved here from New Jersey, 578 00:29:00,782 --> 00:29:02,748 and I didn't have any friends or anything, 579 00:29:02,816 --> 00:29:05,121 so my Uncle Carl started taking me to Fenway Park. 580 00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:10,256 I just... I got lost in the game. 581 00:29:10,324 --> 00:29:13,026 I mean, the ballpark and the people. 582 00:29:13,094 --> 00:29:16,099 The color, the sounds. The smells. 583 00:29:19,533 --> 00:29:21,361 And then he got cancer and he died. 584 00:29:21,430 --> 00:29:23,767 He left me his season tickets. 585 00:29:24,338 --> 00:29:26,009 And it's a passion. 586 00:29:26,074 --> 00:29:30,113 I mean, it's a very, very big part of my life. 587 00:29:31,212 --> 00:29:34,850 And it's been a problem with me and women. 588 00:29:35,516 --> 00:29:37,516 Oh, ugh, I know those women. 589 00:29:37,584 --> 00:29:42,521 The "pay attention to me" and "why aren't you talking to me?" 590 00:29:42,590 --> 00:29:46,095 Yeah. Exactly. 591 00:29:42,590 --> 00:29:46,095 God, those women are so pathetic. 592 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:49,162 Yeah, it's like, uh, "What are you getting so worked up for? 593 00:29:49,230 --> 00:29:51,563 "I mean, you're not even doing it, you're watching it." 594 00:29:49,230 --> 00:29:51,563 Yeah. 595 00:29:51,632 --> 00:29:55,300 It's like, "Hey, how about sometimes I like to be 11 years old." 596 00:29:55,369 --> 00:29:59,204 Yeah. 597 00:29:55,369 --> 00:29:59,204 I like being part of something that's bigger than me, than I. 598 00:29:59,273 --> 00:30:02,411 It's good for your soul to invest in something that you can't control. 599 00:30:03,244 --> 00:30:04,880 You're a romantic. 600 00:30:06,515 --> 00:30:08,346 Hmm? 601 00:30:08,415 --> 00:30:12,218 You have a lyrical soul. You can love under the best and worst conditions. 602 00:30:12,287 --> 00:30:16,025 I don't know. Well, yeah, yeah. That's, uh... 603 00:30:16,090 --> 00:30:18,425 Yeah, I guess so. 604 00:30:16,090 --> 00:30:18,425 (CHUCKLES) 605 00:30:18,493 --> 00:30:20,029 Hey, uh... 606 00:30:22,463 --> 00:30:25,030 You took a really big chance inviting me to meet your family. 607 00:30:25,099 --> 00:30:29,172 (SIGHS) Now I'm gonna take a chance. A big one. 608 00:30:39,248 --> 00:30:40,880 Lindsey... 609 00:30:40,949 --> 00:30:43,219 will you go to opening day with me? 610 00:30:44,753 --> 00:30:48,257 (SIGHS, GIGGLES) Yes. 611 00:30:49,151 --> 00:30:50,226 Yes. Yes! 612 00:30:50,291 --> 00:30:52,925 You hear that? She said yes! 613 00:30:50,291 --> 00:30:52,925 (CHUCKLES) 614 00:30:52,994 --> 00:30:55,027 (IMITATING JIMMY STEWART) Mary, look. Merry Christmas. 615 00:30:55,096 --> 00:30:57,430 Clarence, look how everyone showed up. It's amazing. 616 00:30:57,498 --> 00:31:00,666 We're going to opening day. It's official. We're going. 617 00:31:00,735 --> 00:31:02,939 Whoo-hoo! 618 00:31:00,735 --> 00:31:02,939 Whoo! 619 00:31:04,039 --> 00:31:06,873 (GASPS) What did Dad do to his hair? 620 00:31:06,941 --> 00:31:08,475 I can't even look at him. 621 00:31:08,543 --> 00:31:09,775 I know. 622 00:31:09,844 --> 00:31:12,045 How could you let him? 623 00:31:12,113 --> 00:31:16,181 He's 60. It's a big psychological milestone. 624 00:31:16,250 --> 00:31:19,488 He's struggling with it. He thinks he looks good. 625 00:31:19,555 --> 00:31:22,625 (BARKING) 626 00:31:22,689 --> 00:31:25,892 Now don't start with me. Listen, I forgot to tell you that Donna... 627 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:29,132 (GROWLING) 628 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:29,132 Stop it! Out! 629 00:31:29,597 --> 00:31:32,101 Outside! Out. 630 00:31:33,802 --> 00:31:35,704 I don't know what's with him lately. 631 00:31:35,770 --> 00:31:37,303 Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to tell you. 632 00:31:37,371 --> 00:31:39,739 Donna called. And they're on their way. 633 00:31:39,808 --> 00:31:41,144 Okay. 634 00:31:39,808 --> 00:31:41,144 MOM: Good. 635 00:31:43,611 --> 00:31:45,044 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 636 00:31:45,113 --> 00:31:49,114 He is scaring the dog. How can you stand it? 637 00:31:49,182 --> 00:31:52,719 He fanned me with a magazine for four years when I was going through menopause. 638 00:31:52,788 --> 00:31:55,158 I can put up with this. 639 00:31:55,223 --> 00:31:58,061 Go back in and talk to him. He misses you. 640 00:31:59,894 --> 00:32:03,032 Okay. One more. 641 00:32:06,634 --> 00:32:10,437 MAN ON TV: Yeah, but do you see him ever playing in a Yankee uniform? 642 00:32:10,505 --> 00:32:11,604 Hi. 643 00:32:10,505 --> 00:32:11,604 Hey, kiddo. 644 00:32:11,673 --> 00:32:13,005 Want a cookie? 645 00:32:11,673 --> 00:32:13,005 No, thanks. 646 00:32:13,074 --> 00:32:15,178 (MAN ON TV CONTINUES) 647 00:32:15,243 --> 00:32:19,278 Your mama says you've been busy. 648 00:32:15,243 --> 00:32:19,278 Oof. 649 00:32:19,346 --> 00:32:23,049 No Red Sox fan has forgotten last October and Aaron Boone. 650 00:32:23,117 --> 00:32:25,950 Hey, is this about the Red Sox? 651 00:32:23,117 --> 00:32:25,950 Yeah. 652 00:32:26,020 --> 00:32:27,919 MAN ON TV: ...that next year is the year. 653 00:32:27,988 --> 00:32:31,757 Steve Levy is in Fort Myers with some of the members of the sect 654 00:32:31,826 --> 00:32:34,460 known as Red Sox Nation. 655 00:32:34,529 --> 00:32:37,500 LEVY: Down here in Fort Myers, Florida, the story is always the same. 656 00:32:37,565 --> 00:32:40,500 When the calendar page flips to March all of... 657 00:32:40,569 --> 00:32:41,668 DAD: Are you interested? 658 00:32:41,737 --> 00:32:43,869 No, I just, you know... 659 00:32:43,938 --> 00:32:47,343 I mean, I have a friend who is interested. 660 00:32:48,543 --> 00:32:50,579 Oh, the schoolteacher. 661 00:32:51,913 --> 00:32:54,246 When are we gonna meet this, uh, future breakup? 662 00:32:54,315 --> 00:32:56,783 Mmm. Thanks, Dad. That's really encouraging. 663 00:32:56,851 --> 00:32:58,287 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 664 00:32:58,352 --> 00:33:00,887 Well, I thought you would have brought him with you. 665 00:33:00,955 --> 00:33:04,256 Well, you know, he wanted to come. 666 00:33:04,325 --> 00:33:09,061 It's just that, um, well, he has this tradition, you know. 667 00:33:09,130 --> 00:33:11,430 And, ahem, it's very important to him every... 668 00:33:11,499 --> 00:33:14,470 The Sox are right there! The Sox are right there! 669 00:33:15,003 --> 00:33:16,901 (YELLING INDISTINCTLY) 670 00:33:16,970 --> 00:33:19,905 Where do the Sox rank in terms of importance in your life? 671 00:33:19,974 --> 00:33:22,674 I'd say Red Sox, sex and breathing. 672 00:33:22,743 --> 00:33:26,579 I have season tickets to Fenway Park. I haven't missed a game in 11 years. 673 00:33:26,647 --> 00:33:29,752 I love the Red Sox. They're gonna win. All the way this year, baby! 674 00:33:29,817 --> 00:33:31,287 (ALL CHEERING) 675 00:33:31,352 --> 00:33:32,651 Do you have a job? Do you work for a living? 676 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,654 Of course I do. Yeah, I'm a teacher. I mold young minds. 677 00:33:35,723 --> 00:33:38,558 REPORTER: Can you help these guys out? 678 00:33:35,723 --> 00:33:38,558 Can you believe this asshole? 679 00:33:38,627 --> 00:33:41,130 (INDISTINCT YELLING) 680 00:33:50,572 --> 00:33:51,804 Dump him. 681 00:33:50,572 --> 00:33:51,804 What? 682 00:33:51,873 --> 00:33:53,238 Give him the boot! 683 00:33:53,307 --> 00:33:55,841 The boot? She can't give him the boot, she loves him. 684 00:33:55,910 --> 00:33:57,442 She does? 685 00:33:55,910 --> 00:33:57,442 She does not. 686 00:33:57,511 --> 00:34:00,346 MOLLY: She said. 687 00:33:57,511 --> 00:34:00,346 She said she loves him to you? 688 00:34:00,415 --> 00:34:02,248 She said she was looking at him and imagining 689 00:34:02,317 --> 00:34:04,049 what it would be like to be with him in the future. 690 00:34:04,118 --> 00:34:05,617 That's a big step for her. 691 00:34:05,686 --> 00:34:07,721 She hasn't been like that with anyone since Hank. 692 00:34:07,789 --> 00:34:09,225 Ugh! Hank. 693 00:34:09,290 --> 00:34:12,024 Remember what you told me about Steve and the trains? 694 00:34:12,093 --> 00:34:14,193 To just accept it and let it be. 695 00:34:14,262 --> 00:34:15,995 "Who's he hurting?" you said. 696 00:34:16,064 --> 00:34:17,362 This Red Sox thing is worse. 697 00:34:17,431 --> 00:34:19,699 It's an obsession, not an infantile hobby. 698 00:34:19,767 --> 00:34:21,270 No. 699 00:34:21,336 --> 00:34:23,172 What do you mean, "Infantile"? 700 00:34:23,938 --> 00:34:27,072 I mean... your Christmas cards. 701 00:34:27,141 --> 00:34:30,209 You and Steve in the train outfits waving. 702 00:34:30,277 --> 00:34:32,244 At least we send Christmas cards, 703 00:34:32,313 --> 00:34:35,014 not freakin' Christmas e-mails. 704 00:34:32,313 --> 00:34:35,014 We're saving trees. 705 00:34:35,082 --> 00:34:36,348 Look, maybe I'm wrong, 706 00:34:36,417 --> 00:34:38,350 I mean if you feel this way about him, 707 00:34:38,419 --> 00:34:40,754 don't break up with him, just change him. 708 00:34:40,822 --> 00:34:42,255 Change him? 709 00:34:40,822 --> 00:34:42,255 Yeah. 710 00:34:42,323 --> 00:34:45,228 Just bend him to your will. Just pound him and pound him. 711 00:34:45,293 --> 00:34:48,060 He's like hot steel. You can mold him and pound him 712 00:34:48,129 --> 00:34:49,228 until you get what you want. 713 00:34:49,296 --> 00:34:51,334 Is that you do with Chris? 714 00:34:49,296 --> 00:34:51,334 Yes. 715 00:34:52,595 --> 00:34:53,632 Doesn't he resent you? 716 00:34:53,701 --> 00:34:55,635 Doesn't... Doesn't he feel emasculated? 717 00:34:55,704 --> 00:34:57,101 I blow him. 718 00:35:01,242 --> 00:35:02,741 BEN: 29th of May, Seattle, all right? 719 00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:04,510 Oh, you know what? I gave it to the lady down at the bakery. 720 00:35:04,578 --> 00:35:07,446 Ben, all I got so far is the 21st and 22nd, man. 721 00:35:07,515 --> 00:35:10,082 We're only on May. We've been here for four hours, all right. 722 00:35:10,151 --> 00:35:11,554 Let's try and speed this thing up. 723 00:35:11,618 --> 00:35:14,120 30th of May, we're still at Seattle. Who wants a Sunday game? 724 00:35:14,188 --> 00:35:16,089 These guys can have whatever games they want. 725 00:35:16,157 --> 00:35:18,227 All I ask for is the first Yankee game. 726 00:35:18,293 --> 00:35:20,192 You went to six Yankee games last season, 727 00:35:20,261 --> 00:35:21,860 you selfish pig bastard. 728 00:35:21,929 --> 00:35:24,162 You got to go to every great game. Lowe's no-hitter. 729 00:35:24,231 --> 00:35:27,300 Your mother's hysterectomy? I put her out for free, remember? 730 00:35:27,368 --> 00:35:30,269 She had insurance for that. 731 00:35:27,368 --> 00:35:30,269 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 732 00:35:30,338 --> 00:35:32,771 Hey, Attention, morons. Hey! 733 00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:36,045 You guys want Yankee tickets? You wanna talk Yankee tickets? 734 00:35:36,110 --> 00:35:37,413 Yes. 735 00:35:36,110 --> 00:35:37,413 BEN: Really. 736 00:35:37,478 --> 00:35:40,380 Okay, well, you know, I wanna see you dance. 737 00:35:40,449 --> 00:35:42,848 (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 738 00:35:42,916 --> 00:35:44,749 You don't wanna dance? I don't wanna embarrass you. 739 00:35:44,818 --> 00:35:47,252 I don't wanna embarrass you. I'll just take this. Everyone just go. 740 00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:51,858 I'll go talk to some kids in the street. I see a little bit there. That's pretty nice. 741 00:35:51,926 --> 00:35:53,659 That's it. The doctor is giving me something. 742 00:35:53,728 --> 00:35:56,762 The doctor is giving me some magic tapping there. 743 00:35:56,830 --> 00:35:58,930 Oh, I like that a lot. Yeah, that's... Oh! 744 00:35:58,999 --> 00:36:03,335 All right, Little League, you wanna go? You wanna go? You want some of this? 745 00:36:03,404 --> 00:36:05,341 How about this, Ben? I'm dancing good! 746 00:36:05,406 --> 00:36:07,239 Troy, sit on the beanbag, please. 747 00:36:05,406 --> 00:36:07,239 Hey, I started, Ben. 748 00:36:07,308 --> 00:36:09,445 ♪ Dancin', dancin' ♪ 749 00:36:09,510 --> 00:36:10,942 Gerard, I guess you don't want them, huh? 750 00:36:11,011 --> 00:36:14,046 This is worth tickets. 751 00:36:11,011 --> 00:36:14,046 I'm not dancing. This is totally stupid, man. 752 00:36:14,115 --> 00:36:16,819 Fine. Hey, hold out for the Royals, huh? 753 00:36:20,421 --> 00:36:23,259 You are on a total power trip, you know that, man? 754 00:36:23,324 --> 00:36:24,724 This is totally ridiculous, man. 755 00:36:24,793 --> 00:36:26,495 Ben, I was dancing first, remember? 756 00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,994 You said dance, I started dancing. 757 00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,994 BEN: Wait, wait, wait. 758 00:36:29,062 --> 00:36:32,635 You call that Yankee dancing? No, no, that's like Devil Ray dancing, okay? 759 00:36:32,700 --> 00:36:35,033 That's Devil Ray. I'm talking about Yankee dancing. 760 00:36:35,101 --> 00:36:39,308 That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, get into it. Yeah! How bad do you want it? 761 00:36:39,374 --> 00:36:40,740 Yeah, that's nice. 762 00:36:39,374 --> 00:36:40,740 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 763 00:36:40,808 --> 00:36:42,075 I love it. Come on in. 764 00:36:42,143 --> 00:36:45,277 That's that! Come along! Whoo! 765 00:36:45,346 --> 00:36:48,317 ♪ Latin hustle too 766 00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:50,515 ♪ Yowsah, yowsah... ♪ 767 00:36:50,584 --> 00:36:52,989 BEN: That's right. I'm... 768 00:36:50,584 --> 00:36:52,989 (MUSIC STOPS) 769 00:36:54,389 --> 00:36:56,622 BEN: Hey, what are you doing here? 770 00:36:56,691 --> 00:36:58,858 I thought you weren't coming in until tomorrow. You look fantastic. 771 00:36:58,927 --> 00:37:00,393 I got in last night. 772 00:37:00,461 --> 00:37:02,089 You know Troy, Kevin and Gerard already right? 773 00:37:02,158 --> 00:37:04,264 Everyone else, this is Lindsey. 774 00:37:02,158 --> 00:37:04,264 LINDSEY: Hi. 775 00:37:04,333 --> 00:37:05,568 Hi, Linds. 776 00:37:07,235 --> 00:37:09,100 Party? 777 00:37:07,235 --> 00:37:09,100 No, it's draft day. 778 00:37:09,169 --> 00:37:12,508 This is the day we organize the whole season, who gets to go to what game with me. 779 00:37:12,573 --> 00:37:15,740 But don't worry. You're still going to opening day. 780 00:37:15,809 --> 00:37:19,245 Yeah, thanks. Uh, uh, can I talk to you about something really quickly? 781 00:37:19,313 --> 00:37:21,613 Sure, yeah, no problem. Quick break, everybody. 782 00:37:21,682 --> 00:37:24,617 There's some nice Pakistani cold cuts there, courtesy of Mr. Segal. 783 00:37:24,685 --> 00:37:26,655 I still don't think they're worth two Sunday tickets. 784 00:37:27,221 --> 00:37:29,458 Whoo-hoo! 785 00:37:27,221 --> 00:37:29,458 Hey! Hey! 786 00:37:30,925 --> 00:37:32,495 Come here. 787 00:37:33,261 --> 00:37:35,161 Wait, I got you something. 788 00:37:35,230 --> 00:37:37,500 I set aside some great games for you too. 789 00:37:38,499 --> 00:37:42,038 Hmm? For when we go to the games together. 790 00:37:42,670 --> 00:37:43,402 Thanks. 791 00:37:43,470 --> 00:37:44,807 It's what the players wear. 792 00:37:46,742 --> 00:37:47,810 It's authentic. 793 00:37:51,445 --> 00:37:54,413 I gotta be honest. This is getting me hot. 794 00:37:54,482 --> 00:37:59,655 Uh, listen. Um, you know, I saw you on ESPN. 795 00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:01,720 Oh. We looked like morons, didn't we? 796 00:38:01,789 --> 00:38:06,262 Uh, yeah, yeah, total. Not you so much, but... 797 00:38:06,327 --> 00:38:09,098 Well, it's very hot, you know. It's Florida. 798 00:38:09,163 --> 00:38:11,063 (CHUCKLES) 799 00:38:09,163 --> 00:38:11,063 You start seeing things. 800 00:38:11,132 --> 00:38:14,934 Um... you know, Ben, 801 00:38:15,002 --> 00:38:18,370 I didn't realize how big 802 00:38:18,439 --> 00:38:21,140 this Red Sox thing is with you. 803 00:38:21,209 --> 00:38:23,403 What? Hey, I told you. 804 00:38:23,472 --> 00:38:25,777 See, this is... This always happens. Every time I... 805 00:38:25,846 --> 00:38:28,784 Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't jump off a building. We're just talking. 806 00:38:32,119 --> 00:38:35,722 Sorry. Knee jerk. 807 00:38:32,119 --> 00:38:35,722 TROY: Ben, come on, man. The cold cuts are gone. 808 00:38:35,790 --> 00:38:37,826 Let's go in there. 809 00:38:35,790 --> 00:38:37,826 Two minutes! 810 00:38:39,693 --> 00:38:42,161 Wow. I really hit a nerve there, didn't I? 811 00:38:42,229 --> 00:38:44,864 Uh... (CLEARS THROAT) Yeah. 812 00:38:44,932 --> 00:38:46,435 Come here. 813 00:38:47,630 --> 00:38:49,535 Thank you. 814 00:38:49,604 --> 00:38:53,572 I think there's a better approach to this whole Red Sox thing. 815 00:38:53,641 --> 00:38:56,208 Really? 816 00:38:53,641 --> 00:38:56,208 Yeah. After all, if I want this promotion, 817 00:38:56,277 --> 00:38:59,443 I am going to have to push myself really hard this summer. 818 00:38:59,512 --> 00:39:05,517 And I've never really been very good at servicing myself, my job and a relationship. 819 00:39:05,586 --> 00:39:08,254 Wait, wait. We're not breaking up, are we? 820 00:39:08,323 --> 00:39:11,224 No, no, this is a good thing. 821 00:39:08,323 --> 00:39:11,224 Okay. 822 00:39:11,292 --> 00:39:13,259 You're gonna be so consumed with all of this 823 00:39:13,328 --> 00:39:15,631 that you won't feel neglected all summer. 824 00:39:15,696 --> 00:39:17,429 No, no, yeah, I'm not gonna feel neglected. 825 00:39:17,498 --> 00:39:19,898 And I won't feel guilty for having to do my job. 826 00:39:19,967 --> 00:39:25,204 Yeah, you shouldn't. 827 00:39:19,967 --> 00:39:25,204 So, what I'm saying is, I think this is perfect. 828 00:39:25,273 --> 00:39:29,175 (CHUCKLES) All right. Go, Sox! 829 00:39:29,244 --> 00:39:30,346 ♪ Two, three, four 830 00:39:30,411 --> 00:39:33,616 ♪ Tessie Nuf-Ced McGreevy shouted 831 00:39:33,681 --> 00:39:36,381 ♪ We're not here To mess around! 832 00:39:36,449 --> 00:39:40,386 We got 'em right here, folks. Come on down. Cut your deficit and balance your budget. 833 00:39:40,454 --> 00:39:41,757 ♪ ...roar to your sound 834 00:39:41,823 --> 00:39:43,722 Programs here! Get your programs here! 835 00:39:43,791 --> 00:39:46,725 ♪ Don't blame us If we ever doubt you 836 00:39:46,794 --> 00:39:50,563 ♪ You know we couldn't live Without you 837 00:39:50,631 --> 00:39:56,772 ♪ Tessie, you are the only Only, only ♪ 838 00:40:00,241 --> 00:40:02,912 Hi. Hi. 839 00:40:00,241 --> 00:40:02,912 Hey. 840 00:40:05,013 --> 00:40:06,979 MAN: Peanuts! Cracker Jacks! 841 00:40:07,048 --> 00:40:10,382 Who wants peanuts? Who wants Cracker Jacks? 842 00:40:10,451 --> 00:40:13,589 Peanuts! Cracker Jacks! Who wants... 843 00:40:13,654 --> 00:40:15,691 It's unbelievable, right? You can't even believe how... 844 00:40:15,756 --> 00:40:18,757 Look, right here, go. This is it. 845 00:40:15,756 --> 00:40:18,757 Thank you. 846 00:40:18,826 --> 00:40:22,528 Isn't this amazing? Crazy? Will you look at these seats? 847 00:40:22,596 --> 00:40:24,163 They're... They're very red. 848 00:40:24,231 --> 00:40:27,236 No, I mean, their proximity to the field. This is Fenway Park. 849 00:40:27,301 --> 00:40:28,601 Oh. 850 00:40:27,301 --> 00:40:28,601 You can't buy these seats. 851 00:40:28,669 --> 00:40:30,036 I mean, you have to, like, inherit them. 852 00:40:30,104 --> 00:40:33,172 It's like, uh, a guy offered me $100,000 for these once. 853 00:40:33,241 --> 00:40:34,607 Really. And you didn't sell them? 854 00:40:34,675 --> 00:40:36,274 No, no, no. If I ever need the money that bad, 855 00:40:36,343 --> 00:40:39,378 I can always call up a rich old lady and give her some sweet lovin', you know? 856 00:40:39,447 --> 00:40:41,280 That's what I'm all about. Hey, what's up, Al? 857 00:40:41,349 --> 00:40:43,783 How you doing? 858 00:40:41,349 --> 00:40:43,783 I'm on dialysis. 859 00:40:43,852 --> 00:40:46,552 Right on, buddy. Hey, Al, this is Lindsey. 860 00:40:46,621 --> 00:40:48,824 Hi. Al Waterman. Here, have a sponge. 861 00:40:48,890 --> 00:40:50,756 Thank you. 862 00:40:48,890 --> 00:40:50,756 Al is the first guy I ever met 863 00:40:50,825 --> 00:40:52,892 At my first Red Sox game ever. 864 00:40:50,825 --> 00:40:52,892 Really? 865 00:40:52,961 --> 00:40:56,029 Yeah, he's aged horribly. Hey, the Belnaps. 866 00:40:52,961 --> 00:40:56,029 Hey! 867 00:40:56,097 --> 00:40:59,098 BEN: This is Artie. Viv. This is Lindsey. 868 00:40:56,097 --> 00:40:59,098 LINDSEY: Hello. 869 00:40:59,166 --> 00:41:00,632 Hi, Lindsey. 870 00:40:59,166 --> 00:41:00,632 Hello. 871 00:41:00,701 --> 00:41:03,068 Been divorced 20 years, still share the seats. 872 00:41:00,701 --> 00:41:03,068 Really. 873 00:41:03,137 --> 00:41:04,770 SHERI: Hey, Ben! 874 00:41:03,137 --> 00:41:04,770 Sheri! 875 00:41:04,838 --> 00:41:07,610 How you doing? Where's Teresa? 876 00:41:04,838 --> 00:41:07,610 She's right here. 877 00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:10,209 Oh, my God. What happened? You look fantastic! 878 00:41:10,278 --> 00:41:13,545 I lost 200 pounds. I had my stomach stapled shut. 879 00:41:13,614 --> 00:41:16,850 A doctor, or you did it yourself? 880 00:41:13,614 --> 00:41:16,850 Oh, real funny. 881 00:41:16,918 --> 00:41:18,955 Whoa. 882 00:41:16,918 --> 00:41:18,955 Hey! 883 00:41:19,955 --> 00:41:21,053 (CHUCKLES) 884 00:41:21,122 --> 00:41:23,159 This is quite a little group you have here. 885 00:41:23,224 --> 00:41:24,727 Well, it's my summer family. 886 00:41:25,827 --> 00:41:30,166 BOY: ♪ O'ver the land of the free 887 00:41:30,231 --> 00:41:37,231 ♪ And the home of the brave♪ 888 00:41:37,371 --> 00:41:41,173 (CROWD CHEERING) 889 00:41:37,371 --> 00:41:41,173 ANNOUNCER: Let's hear it for Jordan Leandre. 890 00:41:41,242 --> 00:41:45,477 Ladies and gentlemen, throwing out the first ball today, 891 00:41:45,546 --> 00:41:48,348 New England's own Stephen King. 892 00:41:48,416 --> 00:41:51,587 (CROWD CHEERING) 893 00:41:51,652 --> 00:41:53,622 ANNOUNCER: Right down the middle. 894 00:41:57,525 --> 00:42:00,793 Well, did you tell Schuyler? Okay, all right, listen. 895 00:42:00,862 --> 00:42:04,296 Um, excuse me. What time is the game over? 896 00:42:04,365 --> 00:42:07,833 Uh, it's not like a Broadway musical where it ends with a big Hawaiian number. 897 00:42:07,902 --> 00:42:10,402 It's like you're missing all the ambience and all the fun. 898 00:42:10,471 --> 00:42:12,070 I know. I know 899 00:42:10,471 --> 00:42:12,070 The players are right there. 900 00:42:12,139 --> 00:42:15,541 I have a meeting at 5:30, and I had to leave work at noon to meet you here, 901 00:42:15,609 --> 00:42:17,880 so my people aren't prepared. 902 00:42:15,609 --> 00:42:17,880 Right. Okay. 903 00:42:20,815 --> 00:42:23,214 You know what? I left work early, 904 00:42:23,283 --> 00:42:26,085 so you're gonna have to figure it out for yourself, and I'll call you later. 905 00:42:26,154 --> 00:42:27,220 ANNOUNCER: Wakefield. 906 00:42:27,288 --> 00:42:28,958 (LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING) 907 00:42:34,863 --> 00:42:35,898 (GROANS) 908 00:42:38,132 --> 00:42:39,735 That's a foul. 909 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,566 LINDSEY: What makes that a foul? 910 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,566 See that foul pole there? 911 00:42:42,631 --> 00:42:46,042 That's Pesky's Pole. That's this guy Johnny Pesky. 912 00:42:55,812 --> 00:42:56,819 Yeah! 913 00:43:10,899 --> 00:43:13,702 Hey, what are you doing on Saturday? 914 00:43:14,269 --> 00:43:15,704 Mmm, you tell me. 915 00:43:18,138 --> 00:43:20,405 BEN: You know what's really great about baseball? 916 00:43:18,138 --> 00:43:20,405 LINDSEY: Hmm? 917 00:43:20,474 --> 00:43:25,011 You can't fake it. You know, anything else in life, you don't have to be great in. 918 00:43:25,079 --> 00:43:27,316 Business, music, art, I mean, you can get lucky. 919 00:43:27,381 --> 00:43:30,015 Really? 920 00:43:27,381 --> 00:43:30,015 Yeah, you can fool everyone for a while, you know? 921 00:43:30,084 --> 00:43:31,720 It's like... Not... Not baseball. 922 00:43:31,786 --> 00:43:33,990 You can either hit a curveball or you can't. 923 00:43:34,055 --> 00:43:37,060 That's the way it works, you know? 924 00:43:34,055 --> 00:43:37,060 Hmm. 925 00:43:37,123 --> 00:43:41,593 You could have a lucky day, sure, but you can't have a lucky career. 926 00:43:41,662 --> 00:43:44,731 It's a little like math. It's orderly. 927 00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:48,100 Win or lose, it's fair. It all adds up. 928 00:43:48,169 --> 00:43:52,108 It's, like, not as confusing or as ambiguous as, uh... 929 00:43:52,608 --> 00:43:54,710 Life? 930 00:43:52,608 --> 00:43:54,710 Yeah. 931 00:43:55,477 --> 00:43:57,746 It's... It's safe. 932 00:44:00,348 --> 00:44:02,919 Oh, yeah! Yeah! 933 00:44:04,619 --> 00:44:08,388 (ALL CHEERING) 934 00:44:08,457 --> 00:44:09,889 Hey. 935 00:44:08,457 --> 00:44:09,889 Hi. 936 00:44:09,958 --> 00:44:11,290 What, did you buy out the bookstore? 937 00:44:11,358 --> 00:44:13,992 Actually, I bought every book they had on the Red Sox, 938 00:44:14,061 --> 00:44:16,829 because I'm tired of being the most ignorant person here. 939 00:44:16,898 --> 00:44:20,232 Now who is Carl Yaz-a-strezem... 940 00:44:20,301 --> 00:44:22,168 ALL: Yastrzemski. 941 00:44:22,236 --> 00:44:23,568 (MOUTHING) Thank you. 942 00:44:23,637 --> 00:44:26,438 She's not a genius, this one. 943 00:44:23,637 --> 00:44:26,438 No. 944 00:44:26,507 --> 00:44:31,147 Johnny Damon! You got the sweetest ass in the league! 945 00:44:33,548 --> 00:44:35,919 Very nice. 946 00:44:33,548 --> 00:44:35,919 (LAUGHS) 947 00:44:38,051 --> 00:44:41,153 (SCOFFS) Do you believe in this? "The Curse of the Bambino"? 948 00:44:41,222 --> 00:44:43,359 BEN: Hey, that's not funny. That's enough of that. 949 00:44:43,424 --> 00:44:44,723 But Babe Ruth was the Bambino. 950 00:44:44,792 --> 00:44:46,329 That's right, yeah, yeah. He played for the Red Sox. 951 00:44:46,394 --> 00:44:48,928 They were great. I mean, they were the Yankees. 952 00:44:48,996 --> 00:44:53,032 They won the World Series in 1912, 1915, 953 00:44:53,101 --> 00:44:54,767 1916, 1918. 954 00:44:54,836 --> 00:44:57,203 They were royalty. The elite. 955 00:44:57,271 --> 00:45:00,306 Al should know. He was there, actually. He's 136 years old. 956 00:45:00,375 --> 00:45:05,210 He looks great for his age. 1919, their miserable, greedy pig of a boss 957 00:45:05,279 --> 00:45:08,614 decides to sell Babe Ruth to the Yankees to finance a Broadway musical. 958 00:45:08,683 --> 00:45:12,018 No, No, Nanette. I would never ever see that piece of crap. 959 00:45:12,087 --> 00:45:16,455 And since 1918, the Red Sox have not won a World Series. 960 00:45:16,524 --> 00:45:18,357 Yeah, the Yankees have won 26. 961 00:45:18,426 --> 00:45:22,594 And the thing is the Sox don't just lose, they raise it to an art form. 962 00:45:22,663 --> 00:45:24,898 Tony C., best young player in baseball, 963 00:45:24,966 --> 00:45:28,901 catches one in the eye at 22, he's finished at 26. 964 00:45:28,969 --> 00:45:31,971 Armbrister runs into Carlton Fisk, costs us the Series. 965 00:45:32,039 --> 00:45:34,106 Bucky friggin' Dent. 966 00:45:32,039 --> 00:45:34,106 (VIV GROANS) 967 00:45:34,175 --> 00:45:36,408 You remember the time Roger Moret went catatonic? 968 00:45:36,477 --> 00:45:39,579 The grounds crew had to carry him out of here in a wheelbarrow. 969 00:45:39,648 --> 00:45:41,347 Buckner. 970 00:45:39,648 --> 00:45:41,347 (ALL GROAN) 971 00:45:41,415 --> 00:45:43,983 Grady Little sticking with Pedro in the eighth inning. 972 00:45:44,051 --> 00:45:47,723 Ooh, stop it. You're killing me here. 973 00:45:47,788 --> 00:45:51,451 And that, milady, is the "Curse of the Bambino." 974 00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:54,130 ANNOUNCER: Number 19, Gabe Kapler. 975 00:46:03,104 --> 00:46:06,242 Okay, I'm ready. Let's go meet Mom and Dad. 976 00:46:08,142 --> 00:46:09,145 (SCOFFS) 977 00:46:10,539 --> 00:46:13,880 Nothing? Not a laugh? A giggle? 978 00:46:13,949 --> 00:46:15,614 This is not a man's closet. 979 00:46:15,683 --> 00:46:18,450 What do you mean? 980 00:46:15,683 --> 00:46:18,450 You have one pair of dress shoes. 981 00:46:18,519 --> 00:46:21,054 You're like a man-boy... half man, half boy. 982 00:46:21,122 --> 00:46:23,622 You should see the way my sister's husband dresses. 983 00:46:23,690 --> 00:46:27,259 He had a professional come in and do his closet. It's like suit, suit, suit... 984 00:46:27,328 --> 00:46:30,328 All right, okay, okay. I see what this is all about. 985 00:46:30,396 --> 00:46:33,302 You want your parents to like me more than they like your brother-in-law. 986 00:46:34,536 --> 00:46:37,506 No, it's not... Yes! 987 00:46:37,571 --> 00:46:43,012 (SIGHS) Is it so horrible that I want my parents to like you? 988 00:46:44,578 --> 00:46:48,417 Okay. I think we have enough stuff in this closet. We can fool 'em. 989 00:46:49,484 --> 00:46:50,415 MOM: He looks like a skunk. 990 00:46:50,484 --> 00:46:52,318 You're the one that told me to grow it out. 991 00:46:52,387 --> 00:46:56,125 Well, what else could I say? It looked ridiculous on you. A man your age... 992 00:46:56,191 --> 00:46:59,295 Now, I understand that you're a teacher, right? You were? 993 00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:00,859 Yes, for 27 years. 994 00:47:00,928 --> 00:47:03,262 And, okay, now you're the principal, right? 995 00:47:00,928 --> 00:47:03,262 Mmm-hmm. 996 00:47:03,330 --> 00:47:06,331 And you... Did you ever tell me what your dad does? 997 00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:10,936 I sell golf carts. 998 00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:10,936 Wow. Okay, that gives us nothing to talk about. 999 00:47:11,005 --> 00:47:12,471 I don't really know much about it. 1000 00:47:12,540 --> 00:47:15,875 That's funny, 'cause every other guy she's gone out with 1001 00:47:15,943 --> 00:47:17,911 has tried to get a free golf cart out of me. 1002 00:47:17,979 --> 00:47:20,146 No, I like golf. Great sport. It's just like, 1003 00:47:20,214 --> 00:47:21,681 I don't really get out much, you know? 1004 00:47:21,750 --> 00:47:23,352 We love it. 1005 00:47:21,750 --> 00:47:23,352 BEN: Yeah? 1006 00:47:23,418 --> 00:47:25,317 They play all the time. 1007 00:47:25,386 --> 00:47:27,623 We tried to get on the country club here, but it's very difficult. 1008 00:47:27,688 --> 00:47:31,394 It's almost impossible. I had to call the manufacturer of my golf carts, 1009 00:47:31,459 --> 00:47:34,493 a guy named Dave Johnson, and said... 1010 00:47:31,459 --> 00:47:34,493 Jensen. 1011 00:47:34,562 --> 00:47:37,163 No, Dave... Dave Johnson. Jensen? 1012 00:47:34,562 --> 00:47:37,163 Jensen. Mmm-hmm. 1013 00:47:37,232 --> 00:47:39,866 Hi. Sorry we're late. He was watching the Red Sox game. 1014 00:47:39,934 --> 00:47:42,869 MAN: How'd they do? 1015 00:47:39,934 --> 00:47:42,869 No, no. La, la, la, la, la! 1016 00:47:42,937 --> 00:47:44,336 Help me! Help me! Help me! 1017 00:47:42,937 --> 00:47:44,336 What's wrong? 1018 00:47:44,405 --> 00:47:48,340 (SQUEALING) Oh, help me! Help me! Help me! La, la, la, la! 1019 00:47:48,409 --> 00:47:50,577 (MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 1020 00:47:48,409 --> 00:47:50,577 La, la, la, la, la, la, la. 1021 00:47:50,646 --> 00:47:52,045 (MAKING NOISES) 1022 00:47:50,646 --> 00:47:52,045 Okay. Okay. Okay. 1023 00:47:52,113 --> 00:47:53,945 MAN: It was awesome. Struck out the side. 1024 00:47:54,014 --> 00:47:58,121 (BEN CONTINUES SQUEALING) 1025 00:47:54,014 --> 00:47:58,121 Okay, it stopped. It stopped. Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! 1026 00:47:59,588 --> 00:48:01,921 Whew! 1027 00:47:59,588 --> 00:48:01,921 Um... 1028 00:48:01,990 --> 00:48:05,625 Thank you. 1029 00:48:01,990 --> 00:48:05,625 Yeah. Ben tapes the Red Sox games, 1030 00:48:05,694 --> 00:48:06,859 so he doesn't wanna know the score. 1031 00:48:06,928 --> 00:48:08,194 And he can't cover his own ears 1032 00:48:08,263 --> 00:48:11,267 'cause he's got lobster fingers, so I do it. 1033 00:48:12,434 --> 00:48:13,502 That's sweet. 1034 00:48:18,806 --> 00:48:21,774 Hey, how'd it go last night? 1035 00:48:18,806 --> 00:48:21,774 Fabulous. 1036 00:48:21,843 --> 00:48:24,376 Mr. Myerson wants to see you. 1037 00:48:24,445 --> 00:48:27,583 Oh, God. If one of the windows would open, I would jump. 1038 00:48:27,649 --> 00:48:29,252 And your mom's on line one. 1039 00:48:31,285 --> 00:48:36,025 Hi, Mom. Hi. Listen, where are you? Can I call you back? 1040 00:48:37,191 --> 00:48:39,295 What? You had a 10:00 a.m. flight. 1041 00:48:43,230 --> 00:48:45,597 My Ben? 1042 00:48:43,230 --> 00:48:45,597 Yes, he has been great. 1043 00:48:45,666 --> 00:48:49,238 He took us out to breakfast. Right now he's washing your father's balls. 1044 00:48:49,304 --> 00:48:50,406 What? 1045 00:48:52,841 --> 00:48:54,343 Here's one. 1046 00:48:52,841 --> 00:48:54,343 DAD: Thanks, Ben. 1047 00:48:54,408 --> 00:48:57,280 He got us a 10:00 a.m. tee time at the country club. 1048 00:48:58,514 --> 00:49:00,512 How? 1049 00:49:00,581 --> 00:49:04,116 One of his student's fathers, uh, has something to do with the sprinklers. 1050 00:49:04,185 --> 00:49:06,453 LINDSEY: Can I talk to him for a second? 1051 00:49:04,185 --> 00:49:06,453 Oh, sure. 1052 00:49:06,521 --> 00:49:08,021 Benny? Lindsey. 1053 00:49:08,089 --> 00:49:10,493 Oh, thanks. Hi, Linds. 1054 00:49:11,226 --> 00:49:13,462 Hey, what are you doing? 1055 00:49:13,861 --> 00:49:15,331 Took a sick day. 1056 00:49:16,998 --> 00:49:20,132 All right. Well, I'll see you tonight then. 1057 00:49:20,201 --> 00:49:21,634 All right. Bye-bye. 1058 00:49:21,703 --> 00:49:23,206 Honey... 1059 00:49:21,703 --> 00:49:23,206 (GROANS) 1060 00:49:23,271 --> 00:49:26,439 Sweetheart, don't talk in my backswing. 1061 00:49:26,507 --> 00:49:29,308 Well, you were lined up wrong. 1062 00:49:26,507 --> 00:49:29,308 I wasn't lined up, I... 1063 00:49:29,377 --> 00:49:31,811 Please, don't talk in my backswing. You know better than that. 1064 00:49:31,879 --> 00:49:33,582 Just take a mulligan. Lighten up. 1065 00:49:35,349 --> 00:49:37,682 He's so short with me. 1066 00:49:35,349 --> 00:49:37,682 I know. I know. But you know what? 1067 00:49:37,751 --> 00:49:40,586 You talked in his backswing. Did you talk in his backswing? 1068 00:49:37,751 --> 00:49:40,586 Yes, I did. 1069 00:49:40,654 --> 00:49:43,626 Don't even look at him. Look this way. Let him swing. 1070 00:49:40,654 --> 00:49:43,626 Okay. 1071 00:49:43,692 --> 00:49:46,362 (SWEET CAROLINE PLAYING) 1072 00:49:50,465 --> 00:49:53,636 (CROWD CHEERING) 1073 00:49:57,972 --> 00:50:00,109 ♪ Where it began 1074 00:50:00,975 --> 00:50:03,412 Manny! Manny! Manny! 1075 00:50:05,513 --> 00:50:09,785 ♪ But then I know It's growin' strong 1076 00:50:13,522 --> 00:50:15,258 ♪ Wasn't the spring 1077 00:50:16,958 --> 00:50:20,893 ♪ And spring Became the summer 1078 00:50:20,962 --> 00:50:25,134 ♪ Who'd have believed You'd come along 1079 00:50:27,569 --> 00:50:29,638 ♪ Hand... 1080 00:50:31,873 --> 00:50:34,377 ♪ Touching hands 1081 00:50:35,777 --> 00:50:38,042 ♪ Reaching out 1082 00:50:38,980 --> 00:50:41,714 ♪ Touching me 1083 00:50:41,783 --> 00:50:46,218 ♪ Touching you 1084 00:50:46,287 --> 00:50:50,355 ALL: ♪ Sweet Caroline buh, buh, buh 1085 00:50:50,424 --> 00:50:54,655 ♪ Good times never Seemed so good 1086 00:50:54,724 --> 00:50:57,300 ♪ So good, so good, so good 1087 00:50:57,866 --> 00:51:00,603 ♪ I've been inclined 1088 00:51:02,203 --> 00:51:05,838 ♪ To believe they never would, 1089 00:51:05,907 --> 00:51:08,711 ♪ And now I...♪ 1090 00:51:11,046 --> 00:51:13,449 Oh. (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1091 00:51:20,816 --> 00:51:24,756 MAN: She handled a project for a food service company like yours a few months ago. 1092 00:51:24,825 --> 00:51:28,697 Gave them a model predicting the impact of every possibility. 1093 00:51:29,798 --> 00:51:31,063 Sounds like what I need. 1094 00:51:31,132 --> 00:51:33,533 You'll love her. This lady is a dynamo. 1095 00:51:33,601 --> 00:51:35,871 Unstop...pable. 1096 00:51:39,774 --> 00:51:43,212 (CLEARS THROAT) When she wakes up, I wanna see her. 1097 00:51:44,011 --> 00:51:45,648 Well, let's go for a coffee. 1098 00:51:45,713 --> 00:51:48,847 You know what's happening here? You're being colonized. 1099 00:51:48,915 --> 00:51:52,351 LINDSEY: What? 1100 00:51:48,915 --> 00:51:52,351 Colonized. It's like... It's like in the old days. 1101 00:51:52,420 --> 00:51:56,489 When the French and the English would go into Asia and Africa, 1102 00:51:56,557 --> 00:51:59,659 and they'd raise their flags and they'd impose their culture, 1103 00:51:59,727 --> 00:52:01,264 and they'd colonize. 1104 00:52:01,328 --> 00:52:04,697 It's like, Sarah, when you cut your hair off because that guy liked short hair. 1105 00:52:04,765 --> 00:52:06,833 Wait a minute. I mean, you guys are married. 1106 00:52:06,901 --> 00:52:10,169 Isn't that a part of it, accommodating each other? 1107 00:52:10,237 --> 00:52:12,371 You know, "How many kids are we gonna have?" 1108 00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:13,538 "Where are we gonna live?" 1109 00:52:13,607 --> 00:52:15,836 "What pizza place are we gonna order from?" 1110 00:52:15,905 --> 00:52:17,846 Doesn't it require some pliability? 1111 00:52:17,912 --> 00:52:21,881 Because maybe that's something I've been lacking in my life. 1112 00:52:21,949 --> 00:52:24,220 Isn't it affecting your work? 1113 00:52:24,853 --> 00:52:26,355 No, not so much. 1114 00:52:27,188 --> 00:52:29,155 You know what I just realized? 1115 00:52:29,223 --> 00:52:31,494 You're rooting for her relationship to fail. 1116 00:52:31,554 --> 00:52:32,992 No. 1117 00:52:31,554 --> 00:52:32,992 What? 1118 00:52:33,061 --> 00:52:35,398 That's right. 1119 00:52:33,061 --> 00:52:35,398 Why would I do that? 1120 00:52:36,865 --> 00:52:38,162 Never mind. 1121 00:52:39,468 --> 00:52:40,165 No. 1122 00:52:40,234 --> 00:52:41,504 No, come on, tell me. 1123 00:52:43,972 --> 00:52:45,204 All right. 1124 00:52:45,273 --> 00:52:47,243 You and Lindsey are both very competitive, 1125 00:52:47,308 --> 00:52:48,542 especially with each other. 1126 00:52:48,610 --> 00:52:50,644 She's more competitive than I am. 1127 00:52:50,712 --> 00:52:51,477 I am not. 1128 00:52:51,545 --> 00:52:53,179 And when you were both starting out, 1129 00:52:53,247 --> 00:52:54,550 you were the more successful one. 1130 00:52:54,615 --> 00:52:56,549 But now Lindsey's career has skyrocketed, 1131 00:52:56,618 --> 00:52:58,154 so she's more successful. 1132 00:52:58,219 --> 00:52:59,986 But you've had the personal success, 1133 00:53:00,054 --> 00:53:01,154 the marriage. 1134 00:53:01,222 --> 00:53:03,089 And if Lindsey gets that too, 1135 00:53:03,157 --> 00:53:04,891 then she's definitely the winner, 1136 00:53:04,959 --> 00:53:06,729 so you're rooting against her. 1137 00:53:09,498 --> 00:53:10,263 (GASPS) 1138 00:53:10,331 --> 00:53:13,302 Oh, my God. What did I do? 1139 00:53:13,902 --> 00:53:14,834 What the... 1140 00:53:14,903 --> 00:53:16,005 That's it. 1141 00:53:16,071 --> 00:53:18,274 We are so not coming here anymore. 1142 00:53:20,008 --> 00:53:22,474 CROWD: (CHANTING) Let's go, Red Sox! 1143 00:53:22,543 --> 00:53:25,344 Let's go, Red Sox! 1144 00:53:22,543 --> 00:53:25,344 (RHYTHMIC CLAPPING) 1145 00:53:25,412 --> 00:53:27,616 Let's go, Red Sox! 1146 00:53:25,412 --> 00:53:27,616 (CHEERING) 1147 00:53:32,053 --> 00:53:34,653 (CROWD JEERING) 1148 00:53:34,722 --> 00:53:37,961 Hey, Ump, get off your knees. You're blowin' the game! 1149 00:53:38,026 --> 00:53:39,328 (LAUGHING) 1150 00:53:43,031 --> 00:53:44,792 Al Waterman. 1151 00:53:44,861 --> 00:53:46,332 Have a sponge, young man. 1152 00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:48,935 She's killing me with the laptop. 1153 00:53:49,003 --> 00:53:50,339 Sitting there doing her homework. 1154 00:53:51,505 --> 00:53:53,907 So, when do you find out about this promotion thing? 1155 00:53:53,975 --> 00:53:56,079 Uh, next month. 1156 00:53:56,144 --> 00:53:57,972 Oh, cool. I just wanted to know how long 1157 00:53:58,040 --> 00:54:00,979 I gotta put up with this at ball games. 1158 00:54:01,048 --> 00:54:04,583 Ben, this is my third game this week. 1159 00:54:01,048 --> 00:54:04,583 Oh, no, I know that. 1160 00:54:04,651 --> 00:54:07,490 And I always have to leave at 6:00 to be here on time. 1161 00:54:07,555 --> 00:54:09,192 And then we don't get home till 11:00, 1162 00:54:09,257 --> 00:54:11,190 then you and I go at it all night, 1163 00:54:11,259 --> 00:54:13,454 and then that's all time lost. 1164 00:54:13,523 --> 00:54:14,559 Really? 1165 00:54:14,628 --> 00:54:16,632 Well, when I say lost, I mean it's time 1166 00:54:16,697 --> 00:54:18,125 that I have to make up. 1167 00:54:16,697 --> 00:54:18,125 I know. 1168 00:54:18,194 --> 00:54:20,669 You know? I already got my ass chewed out 1169 00:54:20,734 --> 00:54:22,736 MAN: Hot dogs here! 1170 00:54:20,734 --> 00:54:22,736 ...by my boss this week, okay? 1171 00:54:22,804 --> 00:54:23,772 Yo! 1172 00:54:24,639 --> 00:54:25,337 Hot dogs! 1173 00:54:25,406 --> 00:54:27,343 Fenway Frank? 1174 00:54:25,406 --> 00:54:27,343 Blech. 1175 00:54:27,408 --> 00:54:28,941 One, please. Mustard, please. 1176 00:54:29,010 --> 00:54:30,779 Thank you. What do I owe? 1177 00:54:37,752 --> 00:54:42,391 (CROWD CHEERING) 1178 00:54:44,826 --> 00:54:46,762 (MACHINE WHIRRING) 1179 00:54:54,368 --> 00:54:55,468 No, they didn't find anything. 1180 00:54:55,537 --> 00:54:57,436 She's fine. I swear. 1181 00:54:57,505 --> 00:54:58,904 She's lying down right now. 1182 00:54:57,505 --> 00:54:58,904 (PHONE BEEPS) 1183 00:54:58,972 --> 00:55:01,808 Molly? Okay, there's another phone call coming in, okay? 1184 00:55:01,876 --> 00:55:02,876 Check in later. 1185 00:55:02,944 --> 00:55:03,943 Okay, bye-bye. 1186 00:55:04,011 --> 00:55:04,977 (PHONE BEEPS) 1187 00:55:05,046 --> 00:55:06,582 Hello. Troy. 1188 00:55:07,949 --> 00:55:09,549 You're kidding me. Now? 1189 00:55:09,618 --> 00:55:10,686 All right, thanks. Bye. 1190 00:55:12,420 --> 00:55:13,752 Honey, you're on television. 1191 00:55:13,821 --> 00:55:16,622 MAN ON TV: Come and get 'em at Cerrone Cadillac. 1192 00:55:16,691 --> 00:55:18,223 WOMAN ON TV: And the Red Sox picked up the "W." 1193 00:55:18,291 --> 00:55:20,796 There was a scary moment though in this one in the sixth inning, 1194 00:55:20,861 --> 00:55:24,296 when Miguel Tejada hit a vicious foul ball off Mike Myers 1195 00:55:24,365 --> 00:55:25,732 that actually hit a woman. 1196 00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:28,667 (CROWD CHEERING) 1197 00:55:28,736 --> 00:55:30,635 ANNOUNCER: The 0-1 is fouled off back into the seats. 1198 00:55:30,704 --> 00:55:33,109 WOMAN: Oh! That had to hurt. 1199 00:55:30,704 --> 00:55:33,109 Oh! (CHUCKLES) 1200 00:55:35,676 --> 00:55:37,509 She was transported to a local hospital, 1201 00:55:37,578 --> 00:55:39,478 but fortunately she was released, 1202 00:55:39,547 --> 00:55:41,581 and she's gonna be all right. 1203 00:55:41,650 --> 00:55:44,954 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 1204 00:55:47,789 --> 00:55:49,188 (TURNS OFF TV) 1205 00:55:49,256 --> 00:55:50,122 It wasn't that bad actually. 1206 00:55:50,191 --> 00:55:51,995 It was... 1207 00:55:52,060 --> 00:55:53,026 actually very ladylike. 1208 00:55:53,094 --> 00:55:54,130 I mean, you just kind of... 1209 00:55:56,363 --> 00:55:57,930 slinked out of your chair. 1210 00:55:57,999 --> 00:55:58,867 It was pretty limber. 1211 00:56:00,635 --> 00:56:01,870 All right. I'll let you sleep. 1212 00:56:02,937 --> 00:56:03,872 No, Ben. 1213 00:56:05,173 --> 00:56:06,472 BEN: Gah! 1214 00:56:06,541 --> 00:56:08,973 You have a whole 'nother head up there. 1215 00:56:09,042 --> 00:56:12,581 Yeah, well, the one that can talk needs to say something. 1216 00:56:14,482 --> 00:56:16,986 I don't think that I should go to the games anymore. 1217 00:56:17,919 --> 00:56:19,255 Why? 1218 00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:20,586 Because of this? 1219 00:56:20,654 --> 00:56:24,423 No, because I'm becoming someone that I hate. 1220 00:56:24,492 --> 00:56:26,225 Someone who gets a boyfriend, and poof, 1221 00:56:26,294 --> 00:56:29,394 their entire prior life just vanishes. 1222 00:56:29,463 --> 00:56:31,134 I have to focus on my work right now. 1223 00:56:31,199 --> 00:56:32,501 I have to. 1224 00:56:32,566 --> 00:56:34,094 And besides, you'll have such a better time 1225 00:56:34,163 --> 00:56:37,073 if you go with Troy or Gerard... 1226 00:56:37,138 --> 00:56:39,305 or the bald anesthesiologist. 1227 00:56:39,373 --> 00:56:41,840 No, come on. You have to go. Please? 1228 00:56:41,909 --> 00:56:45,344 Listen. You go to the games, and I'll stay at the office. 1229 00:56:45,412 --> 00:56:47,079 And when the game is over, 1230 00:56:47,148 --> 00:56:48,251 you'll come racing home 1231 00:56:48,315 --> 00:56:50,083 like you're scoring the winning run, 1232 00:56:50,151 --> 00:56:51,520 and I'll be here waiting. 1233 00:56:53,054 --> 00:56:54,023 Waiting? 1234 00:56:54,856 --> 00:56:55,955 I'll be waiting. 1235 00:56:56,024 --> 00:56:58,090 (FRENCH ACCENT) What, you'll be waiting for me? 1236 00:56:58,159 --> 00:56:59,959 Yeah. 1237 00:56:58,159 --> 00:56:59,959 Ooh. 1238 00:57:00,028 --> 00:57:01,561 You know, all this talk about waiting 1239 00:57:01,630 --> 00:57:04,533 is making me not wanna wait. 1240 00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:06,966 Ben, I'm concussed. 1241 00:57:07,035 --> 00:57:10,569 Yeah, that's kind of the way I like it. 1242 00:57:10,637 --> 00:57:12,772 I have to keep the peas on my forehead. 1243 00:57:12,841 --> 00:57:14,073 Okay, try to balance it. 1244 00:57:14,142 --> 00:57:15,844 (LAUGHING) 1245 00:57:20,215 --> 00:57:21,315 (KNOCKING) 1246 00:57:21,383 --> 00:57:22,718 Hi. 1247 00:57:23,852 --> 00:57:25,588 Hello. 1248 00:57:25,652 --> 00:57:28,487 I told your bosses, but I wanted to tell you. 1249 00:57:28,556 --> 00:57:30,454 The work you did for us was brilliant. 1250 00:57:30,524 --> 00:57:33,558 Oh. Well, I really appreciate you saying that. 1251 00:57:33,627 --> 00:57:35,995 Uh, Patrick Lyons, this is Carrie. 1252 00:57:36,063 --> 00:57:37,162 Nice to see you again. 1253 00:57:37,231 --> 00:57:38,701 Nice to see you. 1254 00:57:37,231 --> 00:57:38,701 Excuse me. 1255 00:57:40,834 --> 00:57:42,805 You know, they're really very lucky to have you here. 1256 00:57:42,871 --> 00:57:46,973 Oh, I feel the same way to be here. 1257 00:57:47,042 --> 00:57:48,577 I feel very lucky. 1258 00:57:50,177 --> 00:57:51,714 (CHUCKLES) Here, I got it. 1259 00:57:53,380 --> 00:57:56,343 Um, thank you. 1260 00:57:53,380 --> 00:57:56,343 You're welcome. 1261 00:57:56,412 --> 00:58:00,585 I was, um, just trying to get comfortable. 1262 00:58:00,654 --> 00:58:01,621 Well, don't get too comfortable, 1263 00:58:01,690 --> 00:58:03,990 you might fall asleep. 1264 00:58:01,690 --> 00:58:03,990 (LAUGHING) 1265 00:58:04,059 --> 00:58:04,890 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 1266 00:58:04,959 --> 00:58:06,892 BEN: Come on! Come on! Use your brain! 1267 00:58:06,961 --> 00:58:08,761 Use your brain! Oh, they're in the lead. 1268 00:58:08,830 --> 00:58:11,164 We almost have an answer. Who's ahead? 1269 00:58:11,232 --> 00:58:12,231 Oh, Tammy's in the lead. 1270 00:58:12,299 --> 00:58:13,332 We might have a winner! 1271 00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:14,867 We might have a winner right here! 1272 00:58:14,936 --> 00:58:16,335 Tammy won! 1273 00:58:16,404 --> 00:58:19,138 37' 2", the Green Monster. 1274 00:58:19,206 --> 00:58:21,441 Audrey, I'm very sorry, but you can have our home game. 1275 00:58:21,510 --> 00:58:22,770 Don, what does she win? 1276 00:58:22,839 --> 00:58:24,476 Excuse me. 1277 00:58:24,545 --> 00:58:27,050 It's a little loud, don't you think? 1278 00:58:27,115 --> 00:58:29,783 Sorry, Mr. Ennis. The kids' drugs just kicked in. 1279 00:58:29,851 --> 00:58:32,151 (ALL LAUGHING) 1280 00:58:29,851 --> 00:58:32,151 MR. ENNIS: Oh, ha ha. 1281 00:58:32,219 --> 00:58:33,285 Teenage drug use. 1282 00:58:33,354 --> 00:58:35,124 That's great fodder for comedy. 1283 00:58:35,190 --> 00:58:36,392 (MOUTHING WORDS) 1284 00:58:36,458 --> 00:58:37,760 (STUDENTS LAUGH) 1285 00:58:38,592 --> 00:58:40,763 (MOUTHING WORDS) 1286 00:58:38,592 --> 00:58:40,763 (STUDENTS LAUGH) 1287 00:58:42,296 --> 00:58:44,296 All right, you guys. We're almost out of time. Pack up. 1288 00:58:44,365 --> 00:58:46,299 Remember, we got a big test next Tuesday, so st... 1289 00:58:46,367 --> 00:58:47,503 (STUDENTS GROANING) 1290 00:58:47,568 --> 00:58:49,535 Hey, back off! Back, back, back, you animals! 1291 00:58:49,604 --> 00:58:51,604 (IMITATES WHIP CRACKING) Back! 1292 00:58:51,673 --> 00:58:54,073 Hey, one of the 10 problems 1293 00:58:54,142 --> 00:58:55,842 on your handout will be on the test. 1294 00:58:55,911 --> 00:58:57,180 I'm not gonna tell you which one, 1295 00:58:57,245 --> 00:58:58,948 so you're gonna have to learn all of them. 1296 00:58:59,981 --> 00:59:01,150 Seven. 1297 00:59:02,417 --> 00:59:04,687 (MOUTHING WORD) Seven. 1298 00:59:04,753 --> 00:59:07,023 (MOUTHING WORD) 1299 00:59:10,392 --> 00:59:11,457 (BELL RINGS) 1300 00:59:11,526 --> 00:59:13,788 All right, study, you maniacs. 1301 00:59:13,856 --> 00:59:15,060 Remember. 1302 00:59:15,129 --> 00:59:17,729 Next Saturday is fall tryouts for next spring's J.V. baseball. 1303 00:59:17,798 --> 00:59:19,499 Just to avoid the confusion that we had last year, 1304 00:59:19,568 --> 00:59:20,733 let me say it this year 1305 00:59:20,802 --> 00:59:22,038 we're looking for good players. 1306 00:59:22,837 --> 00:59:23,772 Hi. 1307 00:59:24,873 --> 00:59:25,841 Hey. 1308 00:59:26,942 --> 00:59:28,644 How are you doing? 1309 00:59:26,942 --> 00:59:28,644 I have very exciting news. 1310 00:59:28,710 --> 00:59:29,676 I couldn't wait to tell you. 1311 00:59:29,744 --> 00:59:31,844 You got the promotion. 1312 00:59:29,744 --> 00:59:31,844 No, no. 1313 00:59:31,912 --> 00:59:34,546 But Mr. Myerson did call me into his office right after we spoke, 1314 00:59:34,615 --> 00:59:36,415 and I was trying to play it cool. 1315 00:59:36,484 --> 00:59:37,520 But between you and me, 1316 00:59:37,586 --> 00:59:39,085 I was ready to wash his balls. 1317 00:59:39,153 --> 00:59:41,621 (WARY LAUGHTER) Yeah, see, that joke's not fun for me. 1318 00:59:41,690 --> 00:59:42,589 (GIGGLES) 1319 00:59:42,657 --> 00:59:44,527 I'm sorry. Let me explain. 1320 00:59:44,593 --> 00:59:45,859 There is this European company 1321 00:59:45,927 --> 00:59:47,593 that we're trying to make a deal with, okay? 1322 00:59:47,661 --> 00:59:49,629 And what they do... You know what? 1323 00:59:49,698 --> 00:59:51,430 The point is, they're sending me 1324 00:59:51,499 --> 00:59:52,902 to Paris to close the deal. 1325 00:59:52,968 --> 00:59:53,666 Wow! 1326 00:59:53,735 --> 00:59:56,039 And I am taking vous. 1327 00:59:56,104 --> 00:59:56,969 Moi? 1328 00:59:57,038 --> 00:59:59,005 Oui! 1329 00:59:57,038 --> 00:59:59,005 Taking me to Paris? 1330 00:59:59,074 --> 01:00:00,372 (LAUGHING) 1331 01:00:00,441 --> 01:00:02,578 Oh, this is gonna be so great. 1332 01:00:02,643 --> 01:00:06,112 Okay, I'm gonna cash in my first-class ticket and get two seats. 1333 01:00:06,180 --> 01:00:08,147 All you have to do, Mr. Wrightman, 1334 01:00:08,216 --> 01:00:09,652 is call in sick tomorrow, 1335 01:00:09,717 --> 01:00:11,317 and we're on our way. 1336 01:00:11,385 --> 01:00:12,551 Wait, it's tomorrow? 1337 01:00:12,620 --> 01:00:14,587 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 1338 01:00:12,620 --> 01:00:14,587 This weekend? It's now? 1339 01:00:14,655 --> 01:00:16,292 Yeah, we'll fly back Sunday afternoon, 1340 01:00:16,357 --> 01:00:17,593 but with the time change, 1341 01:00:17,658 --> 01:00:19,395 you'll be back at work on Monday morning. 1342 01:00:21,463 --> 01:00:24,267 Oh, yeah, uh, 1343 01:00:25,533 --> 01:00:26,599 I-I gotta be honest. 1344 01:00:26,668 --> 01:00:29,436 This isn't the best weekend for me. 1345 01:00:29,504 --> 01:00:30,737 I'm kind of swamped. 1346 01:00:30,805 --> 01:00:32,772 Oh, no. Do you have a lot of work? 1347 01:00:32,841 --> 01:00:35,278 Uh, we're two games out of first, 1348 01:00:35,343 --> 01:00:36,643 with three weeks left. 1349 01:00:36,712 --> 01:00:38,278 Seattle's coming in this weekend, 1350 01:00:38,347 --> 01:00:39,345 and, I mean... 1351 01:00:39,413 --> 01:00:41,347 This is when they need me. 1352 01:00:41,416 --> 01:00:42,851 They need you? 1353 01:00:45,186 --> 01:00:47,523 Wait a second. I was just thinking about it. That's all. 1354 01:00:47,589 --> 01:00:49,354 A tip, Ben. 1355 01:00:49,423 --> 01:00:50,522 When your girlfriend says, 1356 01:00:50,591 --> 01:00:53,259 "Let's go to Paris for the weekend," you go. 1357 01:00:53,327 --> 01:00:55,728 All right, all right. I'll go. I'll go. 1358 01:00:55,797 --> 01:00:57,996 You'll go? You know what? 1359 01:00:58,064 --> 01:01:00,036 Actually, I have a better idea. I think I'll take him. 1360 01:01:05,473 --> 01:01:07,401 Hey. Just slow down a second, okay? 1361 01:01:07,469 --> 01:01:09,979 Just go and enjoy your ball game. 1362 01:01:10,043 --> 01:01:12,748 You know, this is the second day in a row you've snapped at me. 1363 01:01:14,081 --> 01:01:15,051 I'm late. 1364 01:01:15,384 --> 01:01:16,452 Fine. Go. 1365 01:01:17,286 --> 01:01:18,682 No, Ben. 1366 01:01:20,488 --> 01:01:22,025 I'm late. 1367 01:01:28,124 --> 01:01:29,165 How... How late? 1368 01:01:30,466 --> 01:01:32,835 Um, a week and a half. 1369 01:01:33,835 --> 01:01:36,469 Okay. That's not that late. Right? 1370 01:01:36,538 --> 01:01:38,307 No. It is for me. 1371 01:01:39,107 --> 01:01:40,273 Okay. 1372 01:01:40,341 --> 01:01:42,902 Well, you know what? I mean, we're not the first people to... 1373 01:01:42,971 --> 01:01:45,545 to, you know... to... 'cause, you know, when two people... 1374 01:01:45,614 --> 01:01:47,614 You know. 1375 01:01:45,614 --> 01:01:47,614 Deep breaths, Ben. 1376 01:01:47,682 --> 01:01:49,248 (CLEARS THROAT) 1377 01:01:49,317 --> 01:01:51,787 Yeah. Why... Why didn't you say something? 1378 01:01:51,853 --> 01:01:53,886 Why? So we could both freak out? 1379 01:01:53,955 --> 01:01:56,990 I mean, I wanted to wait for the right moment. 1380 01:01:57,058 --> 01:01:59,591 And then, when this trip came up, I thought, 1381 01:01:59,660 --> 01:02:01,694 we'll go to Paris, and I'll tell you there, 1382 01:02:01,763 --> 01:02:03,929 because that did seem special. 1383 01:02:03,998 --> 01:02:05,865 But, no, you don't see us tangled up in the sheets 1384 01:02:05,934 --> 01:02:07,867 with the Eiffel Tower in the window. 1385 01:02:07,936 --> 01:02:09,636 You see the Mariners are coming, 1386 01:02:09,704 --> 01:02:12,037 and Pedro's pitching Friday night. 1387 01:02:12,106 --> 01:02:13,505 (MUMBLES) Saturday. Schilling's on Friday. 1388 01:02:13,574 --> 01:02:17,476 Look. I... I admit I should have reacted differently. 1389 01:02:17,545 --> 01:02:18,778 If I ever build a time machine, 1390 01:02:18,846 --> 01:02:20,446 that's the first place I'm going back to. 1391 01:02:20,515 --> 01:02:22,715 I'll be like, "Paris, whoo! I'm in." 1392 01:02:22,784 --> 01:02:25,288 Uh, I... Really, I'm sorry. 1393 01:02:25,754 --> 01:02:27,720 That's all right. 1394 01:02:27,789 --> 01:02:29,556 (SIGHS) But I have a 4:00 flight 1395 01:02:29,625 --> 01:02:30,693 that I have to catch. 1396 01:02:30,759 --> 01:02:31,924 All right. I can pack my bags. 1397 01:02:31,993 --> 01:02:33,729 We can put some stuff together. We can make this. 1398 01:02:33,794 --> 01:02:35,027 No. No, no, it's okay. The trip is already off 1399 01:02:35,096 --> 01:02:36,929 to a weird start, you know. 1400 01:02:35,096 --> 01:02:36,929 Y... 1401 01:02:36,998 --> 01:02:38,698 Let's just talk about it when I get back. 1402 01:02:38,766 --> 01:02:39,699 You sure? 1403 01:02:38,766 --> 01:02:39,699 Yeah. 1404 01:02:39,768 --> 01:02:40,900 You sure? 1405 01:02:39,768 --> 01:02:40,900 Yeah. 1406 01:02:40,969 --> 01:02:42,735 I could just tell them I'm leaving right now. 1407 01:02:42,804 --> 01:02:45,008 We're going. 1408 01:02:42,804 --> 01:02:45,008 No. It's okay. 1409 01:02:45,774 --> 01:02:47,110 You gonna be all right? 1410 01:02:49,076 --> 01:02:51,981 If you give me a kiss and wish me luck. 1411 01:02:54,316 --> 01:02:55,418 Good luck. 1412 01:02:55,482 --> 01:02:57,020 STUDENT: Way to go, Mr. W. 1413 01:02:58,053 --> 01:02:58,951 Yeah. 1414 01:02:59,020 --> 01:03:01,588 Okay. I'll see you in a couple days. Okay? 1415 01:03:01,656 --> 01:03:02,926 Yeah. 1416 01:03:01,656 --> 01:03:02,926 Okay. 1417 01:03:17,172 --> 01:03:19,972 Are you smoking? What are you doing? I'm a teacher. 1418 01:03:20,041 --> 01:03:21,805 That's an insult. Put it out. 1419 01:03:24,646 --> 01:03:26,282 Get back in class. Come on. 1420 01:03:28,916 --> 01:03:30,650 MAN: So, the 30-year-old is on course. 1421 01:03:30,719 --> 01:03:31,718 He is the four-time... 1422 01:03:31,786 --> 01:03:34,818 (PHONE RINGS) 1423 01:03:42,091 --> 01:03:42,795 Hello? 1424 01:03:42,864 --> 01:03:44,067 LINDSEY: (ON PHONE) I got it. 1425 01:03:45,533 --> 01:03:47,036 Linds? 1426 01:03:45,533 --> 01:03:47,036 Mmm. 1427 01:03:47,502 --> 01:03:48,437 I got it. 1428 01:03:49,971 --> 01:03:51,337 The promotion? 1429 01:03:51,406 --> 01:03:52,341 My period. 1430 01:03:56,411 --> 01:03:59,545 I can tell you were sleeping, so I'll call you later. 1431 01:03:59,614 --> 01:04:01,217 No, no, no. I'm up. I'm up. I'm up. 1432 01:04:02,550 --> 01:04:03,619 No, it's okay. 1433 01:04:04,853 --> 01:04:06,089 I'll see you tomorrow. 1434 01:04:11,793 --> 01:04:13,092 Hey, Linds. 1435 01:04:13,161 --> 01:04:14,097 Yeah? 1436 01:04:15,464 --> 01:04:16,399 Are you okay? 1437 01:04:18,533 --> 01:04:19,502 Yeah. 1438 01:04:26,441 --> 01:04:27,376 Safe flight. 1439 01:04:27,809 --> 01:04:29,112 Okay. Bye. 1440 01:04:29,677 --> 01:04:30,980 (LINE CLICKS) 1441 01:05:39,047 --> 01:05:40,614 I'll get it. 1442 01:05:39,047 --> 01:05:40,614 No. I got it. I got it. 1443 01:05:40,682 --> 01:05:41,748 Thank you. 1444 01:05:41,816 --> 01:05:42,949 Want me to take it up? 1445 01:05:43,018 --> 01:05:45,188 No. I'm okay. I'm just gonna go upstairs. 1446 01:05:46,522 --> 01:05:47,490 Bye. 1447 01:05:49,658 --> 01:05:51,560 Hey. Linds. Uh... 1448 01:05:55,897 --> 01:05:57,200 Did, uh... 1449 01:05:57,799 --> 01:05:59,102 Did you want a baby? 1450 01:06:00,669 --> 01:06:02,238 Eventually. 1451 01:06:03,838 --> 01:06:05,574 Well, eventually you will. 1452 01:06:07,008 --> 01:06:08,508 Well, it certainly got me thinking. 1453 01:06:08,577 --> 01:06:09,478 That's for sure. 1454 01:06:10,612 --> 01:06:11,747 What do you mean? 1455 01:06:12,514 --> 01:06:13,482 Ben. 1456 01:06:14,315 --> 01:06:16,352 If I'm with a guy for 11 months, 1457 01:06:16,417 --> 01:06:18,284 and I think I might be having his child, 1458 01:06:18,352 --> 01:06:21,390 I'm gonna ask myself, "Is this the guy?" 1459 01:06:21,456 --> 01:06:24,658 And if it is, "What's this going to be like?" 1460 01:06:24,726 --> 01:06:25,725 You know, if we're to be 1461 01:06:25,793 --> 01:06:26,993 Mr. and Mrs. Ben and Lindsey, 1462 01:06:27,062 --> 01:06:28,494 how's this going to work? 1463 01:06:28,562 --> 01:06:30,429 It's like Robin's birthday party. 1464 01:06:30,498 --> 01:06:32,098 You know, the minute I got the invitation, 1465 01:06:32,166 --> 01:06:34,099 I had to run to the refrigerator 1466 01:06:34,168 --> 01:06:35,404 and check the Red Sox schedule. 1467 01:06:35,469 --> 01:06:38,405 And the Yankees are playing, so I know I'm going stag. 1468 01:06:38,474 --> 01:06:39,508 And that's okay. 1469 01:06:39,574 --> 01:06:40,573 I'm fine with that. 1470 01:06:40,642 --> 01:06:42,345 But how far does it go? 1471 01:06:42,409 --> 01:06:45,010 You know, "Grandma, don't die because 1472 01:06:45,079 --> 01:06:47,046 "the Red Sox are going out on the road, 1473 01:06:47,115 --> 01:06:49,544 "so please wait until they come back to die." 1474 01:06:49,612 --> 01:06:51,015 And, "Doctor, induce labor 1475 01:06:51,085 --> 01:06:53,720 "because the Oakland A's are coming in tomorrow." 1476 01:06:53,789 --> 01:06:55,888 Do you remember last winter? 1477 01:06:55,957 --> 01:06:58,424 This is exactly what you liked about me. 1478 01:06:58,492 --> 01:07:01,928 That I was capable of having a passionate commitment with something. 1479 01:07:01,997 --> 01:07:03,129 Uh, a devotion. 1480 01:07:03,197 --> 01:07:04,897 Yes, but you feel it for the Red Sox, 1481 01:07:04,966 --> 01:07:07,170 and I was hoping that some day 1482 01:07:07,903 --> 01:07:09,505 you might redirect that. 1483 01:07:12,573 --> 01:07:15,941 All those things that you feel for that team, 1484 01:07:16,010 --> 01:07:17,546 I feel them too... 1485 01:07:18,580 --> 01:07:19,548 For you. 1486 01:07:34,996 --> 01:07:36,132 You know what she's saying to me, Ryan? 1487 01:07:36,197 --> 01:07:38,097 She's saying I have an addiction. 1488 01:07:38,166 --> 01:07:40,733 Really? Well, you work 90 hours a week. 1489 01:07:40,802 --> 01:07:42,068 You know, that... 1490 01:07:42,136 --> 01:07:43,139 But I guess that addiction's 1491 01:07:43,204 --> 01:07:44,770 more socially acceptable, you know. 1492 01:07:44,839 --> 01:07:46,372 Am I wrong? Am I wrong? 1493 01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:50,013 Well, nobody's really wrong in these situations. 1494 01:07:50,077 --> 01:07:52,446 I mean, you have wants and needs. 1495 01:07:52,514 --> 01:07:53,449 She, likewise. 1496 01:07:55,116 --> 01:07:57,353 Wait for your pitch, Miosky! 1497 01:07:59,821 --> 01:08:00,986 But she's great. She's great. 1498 01:08:01,055 --> 01:08:02,521 (BALL STRIKES BAT) 1499 01:08:02,589 --> 01:08:04,858 Definitely the best girl I've ever gone out with. 1500 01:08:04,926 --> 01:08:06,192 The... The smartest, 1501 01:08:06,261 --> 01:08:08,227 the funniest, the best-looking. 1502 01:08:08,296 --> 01:08:10,633 The sex is like the... Well... 1503 01:08:12,499 --> 01:08:15,167 But there's a reason why she's 30 and not married. 1504 01:08:15,236 --> 01:08:16,906 I mean, you gotta see the big deal she's making 1505 01:08:16,972 --> 01:08:18,504 about her friend's birthday party? 1506 01:08:18,573 --> 01:08:21,307 Oh, God. She's making a federal case about it. 1507 01:08:21,376 --> 01:08:23,809 I'm, like, hey, what if I had to work that night? 1508 01:08:23,878 --> 01:08:25,381 What if I had a second job? 1509 01:08:25,446 --> 01:08:27,547 You know? What if I was doing charity work? 1510 01:08:27,615 --> 01:08:28,417 Is that cool? 1511 01:08:28,483 --> 01:08:30,516 What if I'm, like, finishing a painting? 1512 01:08:30,584 --> 01:08:32,084 Is that... You understand me now? 1513 01:08:32,153 --> 01:08:33,752 See my point? It's not the time. 1514 01:08:33,821 --> 01:08:36,421 It's she doesn't respect how I'm spending my time. 1515 01:08:36,490 --> 01:08:39,025 And now she expects me to miss a Yankees game? 1516 01:08:39,094 --> 01:08:40,629 (LAUGHS) Whatever. 1517 01:08:41,863 --> 01:08:42,731 MAN: Let's go, Murph. You're up. 1518 01:08:44,932 --> 01:08:46,002 All right, Mr. Wrightman. 1519 01:08:46,067 --> 01:08:47,266 I gotta bat. 1520 01:08:47,335 --> 01:08:49,372 Let me just leave you with this thought. 1521 01:08:50,104 --> 01:08:51,374 You love the Sox. 1522 01:08:52,406 --> 01:08:54,138 But have they ever loved you back? 1523 01:09:00,181 --> 01:09:01,280 Who are you, Dr. Phil? 1524 01:09:01,349 --> 01:09:03,486 Get out of here. Go hit... Go swing the bat. 1525 01:09:07,288 --> 01:09:09,321 ANNOUNCER: The Red Sox started off tonight 1526 01:09:09,390 --> 01:09:11,057 three games behind the Yankees. 1527 01:09:11,126 --> 01:09:12,791 Pedro delivers. 1528 01:09:12,859 --> 01:09:16,662 The ball is lined over Bellhorn's head into right center field. 1529 01:09:16,731 --> 01:09:20,700 That'll get another run across as the Yankees extend their lead. 1530 01:09:20,768 --> 01:09:22,671 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 1531 01:09:26,908 --> 01:09:29,312 (JAZZ MUSIC CONTINUES) 1532 01:09:31,012 --> 01:09:32,081 Benny boy, 1533 01:09:32,146 --> 01:09:33,279 I still can't believe 1534 01:09:33,347 --> 01:09:35,514 you're not at the Yankee game. 1535 01:09:35,582 --> 01:09:37,686 Yeah, well, if the Yankees looked that good in a dress, 1536 01:09:38,753 --> 01:09:39,655 I'd be at the game. 1537 01:09:52,767 --> 01:09:56,202 (GLASS CLINKING) 1538 01:09:56,271 --> 01:09:59,342 "There's no way to measure what she is worth. 1539 01:09:59,407 --> 01:10:02,174 "I'm the luckiest man on the face of the Earth." 1540 01:10:02,243 --> 01:10:04,380 (CROWD MURMURING) Aw. 1541 01:10:02,243 --> 01:10:04,380 Her, uh... 1542 01:10:04,445 --> 01:10:07,346 Hang on. Hang on. Okay. "I'm the luckiest man on the face of the Earth. 1543 01:10:07,415 --> 01:10:10,082 "Her face, her form, her sweet, loving smile, 1544 01:10:10,151 --> 01:10:12,185 "which I see in the mirror, when she's at... 1545 01:10:12,253 --> 01:10:13,452 "when we're at it doggy style." 1546 01:10:13,521 --> 01:10:17,026 (ALL GASP) 1547 01:10:13,521 --> 01:10:17,026 My parents are here! 1548 01:10:17,092 --> 01:10:18,858 (CHEERING) 1549 01:10:17,092 --> 01:10:18,858 Really embarrassing. 1550 01:10:18,927 --> 01:10:20,325 Really bad. 1551 01:10:20,394 --> 01:10:22,595 I love you, birthday girl. 1552 01:10:22,664 --> 01:10:23,295 I love you. 1553 01:10:23,364 --> 01:10:25,468 (DANCE ORCHESTRA PLAYING) 1554 01:10:28,202 --> 01:10:30,306 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 1555 01:10:38,312 --> 01:10:40,145 (POP MUSIC PLAYING) 1556 01:10:40,214 --> 01:10:44,183 ♪ And so the conversation turned 1557 01:10:44,251 --> 01:10:47,456 ♪ Until the sun went down 1558 01:10:48,456 --> 01:10:51,460 ♪ And many fantasies were learned 1559 01:10:53,194 --> 01:10:54,994 ♪ On that day 1560 01:10:55,062 --> 01:10:57,162 ♪ Keep feeling fascination ♪ 1561 01:10:57,231 --> 01:11:00,769 (SAXOPHONE PLAYING) 1562 01:11:02,370 --> 01:11:05,470 NORMAN SMITH: ♪ Have I a hope 1563 01:11:02,370 --> 01:11:05,470 or half a chance 1564 01:11:05,539 --> 01:11:09,612 ♪ To even ask if I could dance with you 1565 01:11:11,813 --> 01:11:12,748 ♪ Yoo-hoo 1566 01:11:14,415 --> 01:11:18,754 ♪ Would you greet me or politely turn away 1567 01:11:20,654 --> 01:11:25,553 ♪ Would there suddenly be sunshine on a cold and... ♪ 1568 01:11:25,622 --> 01:11:26,729 (VOCALIZING) 1569 01:11:26,794 --> 01:11:29,798 MAN ON RADIO: Yankee bats have come alive tonight. 1570 01:11:29,864 --> 01:11:31,230 What's up, my man? 1571 01:11:31,299 --> 01:11:32,631 Oh. The game. 1572 01:11:31,299 --> 01:11:32,631 No, no. 1573 01:11:32,700 --> 01:11:35,334 Hey. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. 1574 01:11:32,700 --> 01:11:35,334 Okay. 1575 01:11:35,402 --> 01:11:37,140 ANNOUNCER: None have been successful so far 1576 01:11:37,205 --> 01:11:39,973 against this powerful Yankee offense. 1577 01:11:40,041 --> 01:11:41,668 6-0, Yankees. 1578 01:11:40,041 --> 01:11:41,668 (CHUCKLES) 1579 01:11:41,737 --> 01:11:43,776 ANNOUNCER: Timlin ready to face the left fielder, Hideki Matsui. 1580 01:11:43,844 --> 01:11:46,712 Timlin to the belt. Here's the pitch. 1581 01:11:43,844 --> 01:11:46,712 (CRACK OF THE BAT) 1582 01:11:46,780 --> 01:11:49,882 Swung on. A drive hit high and deep. 1583 01:11:49,951 --> 01:11:51,650 And this one is gone. 1584 01:11:51,719 --> 01:11:54,854 7-0. 1585 01:11:51,719 --> 01:11:54,854 Matsui has hit his second home run of the night. 1586 01:11:54,923 --> 01:11:56,559 Hey. It's only a game. 1587 01:12:00,195 --> 01:12:01,597 That was like... 1588 01:12:03,098 --> 01:12:04,400 Yeah. 1589 01:12:05,934 --> 01:12:06,966 I mean... 1590 01:12:07,035 --> 01:12:07,971 I mean, you were... 1591 01:12:09,103 --> 01:12:10,406 (WHISPERS) Thank you. 1592 01:12:11,472 --> 01:12:12,841 Not... Not just physically. 1593 01:12:14,843 --> 01:12:16,980 I mean, it felt like... 1594 01:12:17,879 --> 01:12:18,814 Like we were... 1595 01:12:20,248 --> 01:12:21,817 Mm-hmm. (CHUCKLES) 1596 01:12:24,585 --> 01:12:26,722 I think this might be the greatest night of my life. 1597 01:12:32,093 --> 01:12:33,596 (PHONE RINGS) 1598 01:12:41,202 --> 01:12:43,703 Hello. 1599 01:12:41,202 --> 01:12:43,703 (MEN SHOUTING) 1600 01:12:43,772 --> 01:12:44,765 Hold on. 1601 01:12:44,834 --> 01:12:45,874 I think it's Troy. 1602 01:12:45,940 --> 01:12:47,371 It's really noisy. 1603 01:12:48,776 --> 01:12:51,347 Hey. Do you want some food? 1604 01:12:48,776 --> 01:12:51,347 Yeah. 1605 01:12:51,413 --> 01:12:52,581 Okay. 1606 01:12:53,014 --> 01:12:53,983 Hello? 1607 01:12:55,149 --> 01:12:56,281 Hey, what's that noise? 1608 01:12:56,350 --> 01:12:59,313 Ben, we won! We won! 1609 01:12:59,381 --> 01:13:01,624 We were losing 7-0 in the bottom of the ninth! 1610 01:13:01,688 --> 01:13:04,160 We scored eight runs! Ten straight hits! 1611 01:13:04,225 --> 01:13:05,557 It was unbelievable, man! 1612 01:13:05,626 --> 01:13:07,763 It's the greatest night in the history of Fenway Park! 1613 01:13:07,829 --> 01:13:11,563 Can you hear this? It's bedlam here, man! 1614 01:13:11,632 --> 01:13:15,368 Yes! By... By the end, the stands were literally shaking! 1615 01:13:15,436 --> 01:13:16,535 The fire marshal had to get the... 1616 01:13:16,603 --> 01:13:19,475 ...to stop jumping up and down! 1617 01:13:21,109 --> 01:13:23,376 The one game you missed! 1618 01:13:23,444 --> 01:13:26,180 You missed the greatest game ever! 1619 01:13:26,248 --> 01:13:27,616 (YELLING) 1620 01:13:28,983 --> 01:13:30,782 (BEEPS) 1621 01:13:30,851 --> 01:13:34,114 (CHEERING ON TV) 1622 01:13:30,851 --> 01:13:34,114 This is an historic night, Natalie. 1623 01:13:34,183 --> 01:13:35,824 And word is, these ticket stubs 1624 01:13:35,890 --> 01:13:40,258 are already getting $200 on the street... 1625 01:13:40,327 --> 01:13:44,067 MAN: I have seen at least a dozen women celebrating topless in the streets. 1626 01:13:44,131 --> 01:13:48,199 Moments ago, I witnessed a nun dancing on top of a moving vehicle. 1627 01:13:48,268 --> 01:13:52,471 I have seen police officers toasting beer with underage children. 1628 01:13:52,540 --> 01:13:53,809 It is absolute bedlam down here. 1629 01:13:53,875 --> 01:13:55,174 Right now, I think we're witnessing 1630 01:13:55,243 --> 01:13:56,608 the largest conga line ever. 1631 01:13:56,677 --> 01:13:58,744 I tell you what. If you are not down here right now, 1632 01:13:58,813 --> 01:14:00,950 you're missing one heck of a party. 1633 01:14:03,252 --> 01:14:04,483 (WHIMPERS) 1634 01:14:04,552 --> 01:14:08,854 ♪ There are three eggs in Spanish omelet ♪ 1635 01:14:08,923 --> 01:14:09,825 (WHISTLING) 1636 01:14:12,761 --> 01:14:15,564 Hi. Would you like an omelet? 1637 01:14:17,065 --> 01:14:18,998 They... won. 1638 01:14:19,067 --> 01:14:19,969 The Red Sox? 1639 01:14:21,068 --> 01:14:22,167 Oh, good! 1640 01:14:22,236 --> 01:14:24,136 This really is your night. 1641 01:14:24,205 --> 01:14:25,404 No. You don't understand. 1642 01:14:25,472 --> 01:14:26,605 They scored eight runs 1643 01:14:26,674 --> 01:14:28,307 in the bottom of the ninth to win 8-7. 1644 01:14:28,375 --> 01:14:29,712 It was the best game ever. 1645 01:14:30,145 --> 01:14:31,547 I can't... 1646 01:14:31,612 --> 01:14:33,813 I... I've never missed a game. 1647 01:14:33,882 --> 01:14:34,747 Ever. 1648 01:14:34,816 --> 01:14:36,015 This is like a nightmare. 1649 01:14:36,084 --> 01:14:37,481 No, this is beyond that. 1650 01:14:37,552 --> 01:14:39,422 This is like a punishment from God or something. 1651 01:14:39,487 --> 01:14:40,887 Two minutes ago, you said this was 1652 01:14:40,955 --> 01:14:42,425 the best night of your life. 1653 01:14:42,489 --> 01:14:43,993 Yeah. Two minutes ago, it was. 1654 01:14:45,526 --> 01:14:47,726 Hey. I didn't tell you not to go. 1655 01:14:47,795 --> 01:14:49,829 Oh, no. No, no. Of course not. You kidding. No. 1656 01:14:49,898 --> 01:14:51,197 You had nothing to do with it. 1657 01:14:51,265 --> 01:14:52,359 I just suddenly had a whim, 1658 01:14:52,428 --> 01:14:54,337 after 11 years of never missing an inning, 1659 01:14:54,402 --> 01:14:56,002 to suddenly not go to a Yankees game. 1660 01:14:56,070 --> 01:14:57,240 LINDSEY: Hey! 1661 01:14:57,305 --> 01:14:58,272 (DOG WHIMPERS) 1662 01:14:58,340 --> 01:14:59,806 (WINCES IN PAIN) 1663 01:14:59,875 --> 01:15:03,309 Wasn't it you yourself that said just tonight, 1664 01:15:03,377 --> 01:15:04,948 "It's only a game"? 1665 01:15:05,012 --> 01:15:07,513 Oh, that's great. That's great. Pile it on. Yeah. 1666 01:15:07,581 --> 01:15:09,048 Kick me when I'm down. That's great. 1667 01:15:09,117 --> 01:15:10,516 It is just a game. 1668 01:15:10,585 --> 01:15:12,852 Clearly, it's not just a game! 1669 01:15:12,921 --> 01:15:14,486 If it was, then obviously 1670 01:15:14,555 --> 01:15:16,556 I wouldn't care about it this much. 1671 01:15:16,625 --> 01:15:17,823 23 years. 1672 01:15:17,892 --> 01:15:21,227 Do you still care about anything you cared about 23 years ago? 1673 01:15:21,295 --> 01:15:22,295 How about 10? 1674 01:15:22,364 --> 01:15:23,862 How about five? 1675 01:15:23,931 --> 01:15:27,070 Name me a single thing that you've cared about for 23 years. 1676 01:15:28,970 --> 01:15:30,402 Yeah. No, um, 1677 01:15:30,471 --> 01:15:33,673 there isn't actually anything I've wanted for 23 years 1678 01:15:33,742 --> 01:15:36,442 because 23 years ago I was seven, 1679 01:15:36,511 --> 01:15:38,845 and if I still wanted to marry Scott Baio, 1680 01:15:38,913 --> 01:15:41,617 I would think that my life went terribly wrong. 1681 01:15:43,017 --> 01:15:46,489 I... I just thought tonight was so different. 1682 01:15:46,555 --> 01:15:48,757 And you broke my heart, Ben. 1683 01:15:49,525 --> 01:15:50,693 Hey. 1684 01:16:03,705 --> 01:16:06,109 (FAINT SHOUTING) 1685 01:16:08,176 --> 01:16:09,976 Awesome! 1686 01:16:08,176 --> 01:16:09,976 Whoo-hoo! 1687 01:16:10,045 --> 01:16:10,980 Wow! 1688 01:16:12,280 --> 01:16:14,650 Wow! 1689 01:16:12,280 --> 01:16:14,650 Yeah, baby! 1690 01:16:18,852 --> 01:16:20,986 ANNOUNCER: Well, the Red Sox's once-promising season 1691 01:16:21,055 --> 01:16:23,826 has certainly taken a turn for the worse. 1692 01:16:25,059 --> 01:16:27,426 Losing the last three games, and today, 1693 01:16:27,495 --> 01:16:29,529 trailing to the Texas Rangers. 1694 01:16:29,597 --> 01:16:31,297 Curse of the Bambino. 1695 01:16:31,365 --> 01:16:34,300 To think we quit our jobs for that road trip. 1696 01:16:34,369 --> 01:16:36,002 It's not a curse. 1697 01:16:36,071 --> 01:16:37,737 Did you know the Titanic sank 1698 01:16:37,805 --> 01:16:39,972 the same week Fenway Park opened? 1699 01:16:40,041 --> 01:16:41,978 April 1912. 1700 01:16:47,082 --> 01:16:48,114 Oh, you... 1701 01:16:48,182 --> 01:16:50,086 (CROWD BOOING) 1702 01:16:50,552 --> 01:16:51,817 Well, that's it. 1703 01:16:51,886 --> 01:16:53,953 The Yankees officially clinch the division. 1704 01:16:54,022 --> 01:16:55,458 Seven years in a row now, 1705 01:16:55,523 --> 01:16:57,226 we finish with our faces in their butts. 1706 01:16:57,291 --> 01:16:58,424 Hey, hey, hey. 1707 01:16:58,493 --> 01:16:59,493 It's not time to jump off 1708 01:16:59,561 --> 01:17:00,993 the Tobin Bridge yet, okay? 1709 01:17:01,062 --> 01:17:02,462 We still have the wild card. 1710 01:17:02,531 --> 01:17:03,928 Oh, that's easy. 1711 01:17:03,997 --> 01:17:06,098 First, we gotta beat Oakland or Anaheim... on the road. 1712 01:17:06,167 --> 01:17:08,634 Then we gotta play the Yankees in the House of Pain. 1713 01:17:08,703 --> 01:17:10,839 Why do we inflict this on ourselves? 1714 01:17:11,339 --> 01:17:12,708 Why? 1715 01:17:13,375 --> 01:17:15,011 I'll tell you why. 1716 01:17:15,076 --> 01:17:17,113 'Cause the Red Sox never let you down. 1717 01:17:18,414 --> 01:17:19,446 Huh? 1718 01:17:19,514 --> 01:17:21,080 That's right. I mean... 1719 01:17:21,148 --> 01:17:22,615 Why? 'Cause they haven't won a World Series 1720 01:17:22,684 --> 01:17:24,287 in a century or so? 1721 01:17:24,351 --> 01:17:25,922 So what? They're here. 1722 01:17:26,655 --> 01:17:28,724 Every April, they're here. 1723 01:17:29,290 --> 01:17:31,291 At 1:05 or at 7:05, 1724 01:17:31,359 --> 01:17:32,628 there is a game. 1725 01:17:32,693 --> 01:17:34,661 And if it gets rained out, guess what? 1726 01:17:34,729 --> 01:17:35,898 They make it up to you. 1727 01:17:35,964 --> 01:17:38,397 Does anyone else in your life do that? 1728 01:17:38,465 --> 01:17:40,332 The Red Sox don't get divorced. 1729 01:17:40,401 --> 01:17:41,834 This is a real family. 1730 01:17:41,903 --> 01:17:43,706 This is the family that's here for you. 1731 01:17:43,771 --> 01:17:44,737 You know, I don't ask her 1732 01:17:44,806 --> 01:17:46,640 to give up her family, do I? 1733 01:17:46,708 --> 01:17:48,308 Come on! Let's get some runs! 1734 01:17:48,377 --> 01:17:49,913 Get some runs! 1735 01:17:50,778 --> 01:17:52,378 You know the best part? 1736 01:17:52,446 --> 01:17:55,181 I can get over her because I am a Red Sox fan. 1737 01:17:55,249 --> 01:17:57,954 I mean, I'm tough. I've been through a lot in this park, man. 1738 01:17:58,620 --> 01:17:59,921 I can take this. 1739 01:18:00,554 --> 01:18:03,121 Because I am bulletproof. 1740 01:18:03,190 --> 01:18:06,395 ♪ Carl Yastrzemski Carl Yastrzemski 1741 01:18:03,190 --> 01:18:06,395 (ANNOUNCER ON TV, INDISTINCT) 1742 01:18:06,460 --> 01:18:10,464 ♪ Carl Yastrzemski The man we call Yaz We love him 1743 01:18:10,532 --> 01:18:11,564 ♪ Carl Yastrzemski 1744 01:18:11,633 --> 01:18:12,735 ANNOUNCER: Behind the bag! 1745 01:18:12,801 --> 01:18:14,003 ♪ Carl Yastrzemski 1746 01:18:14,068 --> 01:18:14,971 It gets through Buckner! 1747 01:18:15,036 --> 01:18:17,403 Here comes Knight, and the Mets win it! 1748 01:18:17,472 --> 01:18:19,475 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1749 01:18:21,443 --> 01:18:22,709 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1750 01:18:22,777 --> 01:18:23,843 (KNOCKING) 1751 01:18:23,912 --> 01:18:26,078 TROY: Open that door, man! We want you! 1752 01:18:26,147 --> 01:18:27,980 (BREAKING DOOR DOWN) 1753 01:18:26,147 --> 01:18:27,980 Little roller up along first. 1754 01:18:28,049 --> 01:18:31,820 Behind the bag! It gets through Buckner! 1755 01:18:32,487 --> 01:18:34,987 Oh, my God. The Buckner game? 1756 01:18:35,056 --> 01:18:37,226 I thought you took that away from him! 1757 01:18:35,056 --> 01:18:37,226 I did! 1758 01:18:37,292 --> 01:18:38,227 ♪ Carl Yastrzemski 1759 01:18:38,292 --> 01:18:40,392 Behind the bag! It gets through Buckner! 1760 01:18:40,461 --> 01:18:41,428 (NEEDLE SCRATCHING RECORD) 1761 01:18:41,497 --> 01:18:42,966 And the Mets win it! 1762 01:18:51,740 --> 01:18:53,242 It wasn't just Buckner. 1763 01:18:53,741 --> 01:18:55,307 Stanley screwed him. 1764 01:18:55,376 --> 01:18:56,543 He didn't cover first. 1765 01:18:56,612 --> 01:18:57,977 Where'd you get this? 1766 01:18:58,046 --> 01:18:59,846 I... I don't remember. 1767 01:18:59,914 --> 01:19:00,716 Don't lie to me. 1768 01:19:00,782 --> 01:19:02,549 Right. Do you have any more of these? 1769 01:19:02,618 --> 01:19:04,551 Huh? Where's your stash? 1770 01:19:04,620 --> 01:19:06,855 Ben, this isn't helping you. 1771 01:19:07,455 --> 01:19:08,455 You understand that? 1772 01:19:08,523 --> 01:19:10,259 This solves nothing! 1773 01:19:11,325 --> 01:19:12,261 Ben, look at you. 1774 01:19:12,894 --> 01:19:14,363 Yeah, leave me alone. 1775 01:19:16,632 --> 01:19:17,731 All right. 1776 01:19:17,799 --> 01:19:19,635 Let's clean him up. 1777 01:19:17,799 --> 01:19:19,635 GERARD: Come on. 1778 01:19:19,701 --> 01:19:21,270 I let her down. 1779 01:19:21,335 --> 01:19:22,668 Let's go. 1780 01:19:21,335 --> 01:19:22,668 (GROANS) 1781 01:19:22,737 --> 01:19:24,537 BEN: I am the Red Sox. 1782 01:19:22,737 --> 01:19:24,537 You're not the Red Sox. 1783 01:19:24,606 --> 01:19:25,605 I am the Red Sox. 1784 01:19:25,674 --> 01:19:27,043 You're not the Red Sox. 1785 01:19:28,009 --> 01:19:29,709 Get him up on the shoulder there, Gerard. 1786 01:19:29,778 --> 01:19:31,844 I got the shoulder right now. 1787 01:19:31,913 --> 01:19:33,345 What are you doing? 1788 01:19:33,414 --> 01:19:35,481 Relax. I'm a doctor. 1789 01:19:35,549 --> 01:19:37,617 Yeah, well, not to pry, Doc, 1790 01:19:37,685 --> 01:19:39,188 but why are you shaving my balls? 1791 01:19:41,089 --> 01:19:42,655 Well, if you don't want me to... 1792 01:19:42,724 --> 01:19:43,993 No, I don't want you to. 1793 01:19:44,492 --> 01:19:45,494 Whatever. 1794 01:19:45,560 --> 01:19:46,895 Hey. 1795 01:19:52,968 --> 01:19:54,300 MAN 1: Bottom of the 10th. 1796 01:19:54,369 --> 01:19:57,337 MAN 2: Swing and a fly ball to left field! Way back! 1797 01:19:57,406 --> 01:19:58,441 Way back! 1798 01:19:58,507 --> 01:19:59,738 The Red Sox are going 1799 01:19:59,807 --> 01:20:02,402 to the American League Championship Series 1800 01:20:02,471 --> 01:20:05,214 on the back of David Ortiz! 1801 01:20:05,280 --> 01:20:07,079 All right. You've been waiting all year for this. 1802 01:20:07,148 --> 01:20:08,084 The Yankees, Red Sox, 1803 01:20:08,182 --> 01:20:10,349 the best rivalry in sports starts tonight. 1804 01:20:10,417 --> 01:20:12,851 8:00, Yankee Stadium. Let's get it on. 1805 01:20:12,920 --> 01:20:16,022 ANNOUNCER: The 2-2 pitch. Mueller back to Rivera. 1806 01:20:16,091 --> 01:20:19,519 To second for one. On to first. Double play! 1807 01:20:19,588 --> 01:20:22,095 And the Yankees take game one. 1808 01:20:22,163 --> 01:20:24,063 ANNOUNCER: The Yankees are a strike away. 1809 01:20:24,132 --> 01:20:25,397 Here's a 1-2 pitch. 1810 01:20:25,466 --> 01:20:28,938 Struck him out swinging. That'll wrap it up. 1811 01:20:29,003 --> 01:20:30,703 For the second night in a row, 1812 01:20:30,771 --> 01:20:32,341 the Yankees have beaten the Red Sox. 1813 01:20:33,775 --> 01:20:35,144 Here's a 2-0. 1814 01:20:35,209 --> 01:20:36,575 Mueller flies to center. 1815 01:20:36,643 --> 01:20:40,413 Bernie Williams is there, and the Yankees have won it. 1816 01:20:40,482 --> 01:20:41,714 The end of a long night, 1817 01:20:41,782 --> 01:20:43,619 and perhaps the end for the Boston Red Sox, 1818 01:20:43,685 --> 01:20:45,217 losing tonight 19-8, 1819 01:20:45,286 --> 01:20:47,587 now falling in the Series three games to none. 1820 01:20:47,655 --> 01:20:48,988 I mean, this thing is over. 1821 01:20:49,056 --> 01:20:50,093 They keep swinging the bats 1822 01:20:50,158 --> 01:20:52,228 the way they are, Don, this thing's done. 1823 01:20:56,598 --> 01:20:58,965 19-8. Good God. 1824 01:20:59,033 --> 01:21:01,134 Will you stop saying that? 1825 01:21:01,203 --> 01:21:02,602 Okay? 1826 01:21:02,671 --> 01:21:04,537 Now, who we pitching tomorrow? 1827 01:21:04,606 --> 01:21:05,605 What's the difference? 1828 01:21:05,674 --> 01:21:07,241 We're losing three games to nothing 1829 01:21:07,309 --> 01:21:08,177 to the Yankees. 1830 01:21:08,242 --> 01:21:09,709 In a hundred years, no team in the play-offs 1831 01:21:09,778 --> 01:21:10,877 has ever come back from that. 1832 01:21:10,946 --> 01:21:12,412 It's over. It's finished. 1833 01:21:12,480 --> 01:21:13,580 Bye. Wave to it. 1834 01:21:13,648 --> 01:21:14,814 Bye, Charlie. Bye, Charlie. 1835 01:21:14,883 --> 01:21:16,443 Oh. 1836 01:21:16,512 --> 01:21:18,654 Isn't that Jason Varitek? 1837 01:21:20,088 --> 01:21:21,988 KEVIN: Yeah. That is him. 1838 01:21:22,056 --> 01:21:23,956 With Johnny Damon and Trot. 1839 01:21:24,025 --> 01:21:25,359 TROY: They're eating. 1840 01:21:25,427 --> 01:21:26,492 So what? 1841 01:21:26,561 --> 01:21:28,064 So what? 1842 01:21:28,129 --> 01:21:29,528 We're sitting here dining on our guts over the Red Sox. 1843 01:21:29,597 --> 01:21:32,768 And there, three members of the Red Sox are eating. 1844 01:21:32,834 --> 01:21:34,137 With gusto? 1845 01:21:35,237 --> 01:21:36,236 Ironic. 1846 01:21:36,304 --> 01:21:37,403 Ironic? 1847 01:21:37,472 --> 01:21:40,176 Ted Williams would roll over in his freezer if he saw this. 1848 01:21:40,942 --> 01:21:42,411 GERARD: Would you please be cool? 1849 01:21:42,977 --> 01:21:44,247 Why shouldn't they eat? 1850 01:21:44,880 --> 01:21:45,978 Th... They played hard. 1851 01:21:46,047 --> 01:21:47,383 They did their best. Move on. 1852 01:21:50,919 --> 01:21:52,252 I kind of envy these guys. 1853 01:21:52,320 --> 01:21:53,287 (SCOFFS) 1854 01:21:53,355 --> 01:21:54,220 You know? 1855 01:21:54,288 --> 01:21:56,159 No, they understand something that we don't. 1856 01:21:57,092 --> 01:21:58,661 Their whole life isn't out in that field. 1857 01:21:58,727 --> 01:21:59,725 It's their job. 1858 01:21:59,794 --> 01:22:01,130 It's not an obsession. 1859 01:22:02,797 --> 01:22:04,133 My God! 1860 01:22:05,066 --> 01:22:06,535 It's official. I'm an idiot. 1861 01:22:15,272 --> 01:22:17,313 (LAUGHTER) 1862 01:22:17,378 --> 01:22:19,746 LINDSEY: That's funny because I was gonna... 1863 01:22:19,815 --> 01:22:21,150 (RINGING) 1864 01:22:23,951 --> 01:22:25,219 LINDSEY: Can you get that? 1865 01:22:25,287 --> 01:22:26,222 MAN: Sure. 1866 01:22:30,692 --> 01:22:32,061 Hello. 1867 01:22:30,692 --> 01:22:32,061 (POP MUSIC PLAYING) 1868 01:22:33,223 --> 01:22:34,163 Uh... 1869 01:22:34,996 --> 01:22:36,630 Is... is Lindsey... Who are you? 1870 01:22:36,698 --> 01:22:39,035 I'm Patrick. Who are you? 1871 01:22:39,668 --> 01:22:40,767 I'm Ben. 1872 01:22:40,835 --> 01:22:42,902 Oh, Ernie. Stop it, Ernie. 1873 01:22:42,971 --> 01:22:44,640 Please. 1874 01:22:42,971 --> 01:22:44,640 Hey, Ern. 1875 01:22:44,706 --> 01:22:47,668 (GROWLS) 1876 01:22:44,706 --> 01:22:47,668 Ernie! Ernie, be nice. 1877 01:22:47,737 --> 01:22:49,445 (KISSING) You be a good boy now. 1878 01:22:50,540 --> 01:22:52,081 Uh... 1879 01:22:50,540 --> 01:22:52,081 Come on. Sorry. 1880 01:22:53,782 --> 01:22:55,318 Ben. 1881 01:22:53,782 --> 01:22:55,318 Hi. 1882 01:22:55,950 --> 01:22:57,817 Uh, what are you... 1883 01:22:57,886 --> 01:22:59,418 What are you, having a party? 1884 01:22:59,487 --> 01:23:02,825 Uh, a group of us, um, just had this work thing, 1885 01:23:02,891 --> 01:23:05,094 and then some of us came back here after. 1886 01:23:05,860 --> 01:23:08,197 Um, I'm gonna talk to him, okay? 1887 01:23:08,262 --> 01:23:10,199 Are you okay? 1888 01:23:08,262 --> 01:23:10,199 Yeah. I'm good. 1889 01:23:14,435 --> 01:23:15,735 Are you... Are you on a date? 1890 01:23:15,803 --> 01:23:17,106 No. It's... 1891 01:23:18,607 --> 01:23:19,706 It's a work thing. 1892 01:23:19,774 --> 01:23:21,107 I didn't want to go alone, 1893 01:23:21,176 --> 01:23:23,075 so, you know... Carrie and Ezra are here as well. 1894 01:23:23,144 --> 01:23:25,110 Oh. So it's a double date. 1895 01:23:25,179 --> 01:23:26,615 Well, that's... that's perfect. 1896 01:23:26,681 --> 01:23:27,813 That's great. 1897 01:23:27,882 --> 01:23:29,744 Ben, what are you doing here? 1898 01:23:29,812 --> 01:23:31,554 I... I wanted to talk to you. I... 1899 01:23:33,421 --> 01:23:35,555 I can't believe you're on a date. This is like... 1900 01:23:35,623 --> 01:23:36,555 I'm not. 1901 01:23:36,624 --> 01:23:38,825 Yeah, well, you know what? Look. I'll call ya. 1902 01:23:38,894 --> 01:23:39,926 Sorry I bothered you. 1903 01:23:39,994 --> 01:23:41,264 I'll call ya. 1904 01:23:42,197 --> 01:23:43,967 No, no. This is crazy. I'm sorry. 1905 01:23:44,032 --> 01:23:44,930 I came here for a reason. 1906 01:23:44,999 --> 01:23:46,232 All right. Look. 1907 01:23:46,300 --> 01:23:47,532 I love you, Lindsey. 1908 01:23:47,601 --> 01:23:49,538 And I think that we should give this another chance. 1909 01:23:52,841 --> 01:23:54,143 Did you hear me? 1910 01:23:54,876 --> 01:23:56,112 Ben... 1911 01:23:56,177 --> 01:23:57,877 Oh... Look, look, look. 1912 01:23:57,946 --> 01:23:59,144 You finish your evening. 1913 01:23:59,213 --> 01:24:00,279 All right? I'll hang out here, 1914 01:24:00,347 --> 01:24:01,684 and when you're done with your date, 1915 01:24:01,750 --> 01:24:02,651 we'll get married. 1916 01:24:06,788 --> 01:24:08,052 I don't think so. 1917 01:24:09,852 --> 01:24:11,860 Hey. What are you saying? I mean... 1918 01:24:11,926 --> 01:24:13,159 You know, you said you wanted more. 1919 01:24:13,227 --> 01:24:15,495 I mean, this is as more as there is. 1920 01:24:15,564 --> 01:24:16,395 There is no more. 1921 01:24:16,464 --> 01:24:17,997 Yes. But this isn't you. 1922 01:24:18,065 --> 01:24:19,632 This is the other guy. 1923 01:24:19,701 --> 01:24:20,834 What other guy? 1924 01:24:20,902 --> 01:24:21,934 It's October. 1925 01:24:22,003 --> 01:24:23,469 They're one game from elimination. 1926 01:24:23,538 --> 01:24:25,438 You're becoming Winter Guy again. 1927 01:24:25,506 --> 01:24:27,306 I already know I like Winter Guy. 1928 01:24:27,375 --> 01:24:30,276 It's Summer Guy that broke my heart. 1929 01:24:30,344 --> 01:24:31,580 Summer Guy is gone. 1930 01:24:32,814 --> 01:24:34,714 Yes, until summer. 1931 01:24:34,783 --> 01:24:35,781 No, no, no. Look. 1932 01:24:35,850 --> 01:24:37,417 Lindsey, I realize, like... 1933 01:24:37,486 --> 01:24:38,454 Ben... 1934 01:24:39,087 --> 01:24:41,190 Just too much has happened. 1935 01:24:43,891 --> 01:24:44,958 Oh. 1936 01:24:45,026 --> 01:24:46,725 All right. Look, look. Uh... 1937 01:24:46,794 --> 01:24:49,662 When the whole baby thing happened, I admit I froze. 1938 01:24:49,730 --> 01:24:51,197 All right. I thought of a million different reasons 1939 01:24:51,265 --> 01:24:52,764 why I shouldn't be a father. 1940 01:24:52,833 --> 01:24:55,338 But then I thought of a reason why I should. 1941 01:24:56,170 --> 01:24:57,440 Because it would be ours. 1942 01:24:58,139 --> 01:24:59,508 You know, it's pieces of us. 1943 01:25:00,107 --> 01:25:01,677 And I got so excited. 1944 01:25:01,742 --> 01:25:03,409 I mean, like, I went, and I got a whole bunch of Red Sox toys 1945 01:25:03,477 --> 01:25:05,978 and a little size-one Red Sox jersey, 1946 01:25:06,047 --> 01:25:09,081 like, for a player to be named later. 1947 01:25:09,150 --> 01:25:11,587 I still have it for... whenever. 1948 01:25:14,956 --> 01:25:16,525 Ben, I just got so hurt. 1949 01:25:17,659 --> 01:25:18,594 Really hurt. 1950 01:25:20,928 --> 01:25:22,198 And sometimes, 1951 01:25:23,030 --> 01:25:24,600 when that happens... 1952 01:25:26,500 --> 01:25:29,605 (SIGHS) Something inside just shuts off. 1953 01:25:34,509 --> 01:25:35,478 I'm sorry. 1954 01:25:43,685 --> 01:25:44,620 (SOBS) 1955 01:25:53,360 --> 01:25:56,565 ♪ I never felt magic crazy as this 1956 01:25:58,765 --> 01:26:02,505 ♪ I never saw moons Knew the meaning of the sea 1957 01:26:04,138 --> 01:26:07,576 ♪ I never held emotion In the palm of my hand 1958 01:26:09,243 --> 01:26:13,246 ♪ Or felt sweet breezes In the top of a tree 1959 01:26:13,314 --> 01:26:15,251 ♪ But now you're here 1960 01:26:17,118 --> 01:26:20,323 ♪ Brighten my northern sky ♪ 1961 01:26:21,889 --> 01:26:23,022 Oh. None for me. 1962 01:26:23,090 --> 01:26:24,223 ROBIN: Oh, come on. 1963 01:26:24,291 --> 01:26:25,962 Since when did you stop drinking? 1964 01:26:24,291 --> 01:26:25,962 Yeah. 1965 01:26:26,027 --> 01:26:28,628 Since I got pregnant. 1966 01:26:28,697 --> 01:26:30,696 (ALL GASP, SHRIEK) 1967 01:26:30,765 --> 01:26:33,236 Molly. 1968 01:26:30,765 --> 01:26:33,236 I knew it! 1969 01:26:33,301 --> 01:26:34,700 You did not. 1970 01:26:33,301 --> 01:26:34,700 Mm-hmm. 1971 01:26:34,769 --> 01:26:37,036 I told Lindsey. I said, "Look, her boobs look engorged." 1972 01:26:37,105 --> 01:26:38,270 Was Steve excited? 1973 01:26:38,339 --> 01:26:39,772 Are you kidding? He ran out 1974 01:26:39,840 --> 01:26:42,570 and bought him... her... a little train engineer hat. 1975 01:26:42,639 --> 01:26:43,542 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 1976 01:26:43,611 --> 01:26:45,445 Oh, I'm sorry. 1977 01:26:43,611 --> 01:26:45,445 They do that, don't they? 1978 01:26:45,514 --> 01:26:47,080 Little hats... 1979 01:26:45,514 --> 01:26:47,080 Hello? 1980 01:26:47,148 --> 01:26:48,848 It's Chris! 1981 01:26:47,148 --> 01:26:48,848 You gotta come with me. 1982 01:26:48,917 --> 01:26:50,249 Molly's pregnant. 1983 01:26:50,318 --> 01:26:52,088 Mr. Myerson just announced you got the promotion. 1984 01:26:52,153 --> 01:26:53,518 Oh, God! Sorry. 1985 01:26:53,587 --> 01:26:55,687 Oh, my God. Now my breasts are engorged. 1986 01:26:55,756 --> 01:26:58,290 That was Lindsey. She got her promotion. 1987 01:26:55,756 --> 01:26:58,290 CARRIE: He's waiting. 1988 01:26:58,359 --> 01:26:59,324 He's holding champagne. 1989 01:26:59,393 --> 01:27:00,459 Everybody's got a glass. 1990 01:27:00,528 --> 01:27:01,897 I told him you're in the ladies' room. 1991 01:27:01,963 --> 01:27:04,096 Oh. Thank you. Okay. (LAUGHS) 1992 01:27:04,165 --> 01:27:05,268 Well... Wait. I gotta... 1993 01:27:05,332 --> 01:27:06,866 I'm so sorry. I gotta go. 1994 01:27:06,935 --> 01:27:08,401 Go, go. 1995 01:27:08,469 --> 01:27:10,206 Okay. I gotta go. 1996 01:27:08,469 --> 01:27:10,206 Guess what Chris is doing right now. 1997 01:27:10,271 --> 01:27:12,236 He's buying Ben's baseball tickets. 1998 01:27:13,642 --> 01:27:15,211 What? 1999 01:27:15,276 --> 01:27:17,610 Ben is selling Chris his Red Sox tickets. 2000 01:27:17,679 --> 01:27:19,211 Lindsey, please. Let's go! 2001 01:27:19,280 --> 01:27:21,914 Wait. You mean, like, um, for today. 2002 01:27:21,983 --> 01:27:23,319 No. I mean, like, forever. 2003 01:27:23,384 --> 01:27:25,918 For 125,000, it better be forever. 2004 01:27:25,987 --> 01:27:27,623 Are you guys that rich? 2005 01:27:29,090 --> 01:27:30,489 Yeah. 2006 01:27:30,557 --> 01:27:33,125 Why don't you dress better? 2007 01:27:33,194 --> 01:27:34,426 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 2008 01:27:34,495 --> 01:27:38,301 Ben, my Ben, is selling his Red Sox seats? 2009 01:27:38,366 --> 01:27:39,435 To hell with the seats. 2010 01:27:39,501 --> 01:27:41,462 They're holding champagne. 2011 01:27:41,531 --> 01:27:42,505 Come on. 2012 01:27:43,570 --> 01:27:46,906 CROWD: Let's go, Red Sox! (CLAPPING) 2013 01:27:46,975 --> 01:27:48,511 Let's go, Red Sox! 2014 01:27:50,744 --> 01:27:53,046 You know, what you're doing is illegal. 2015 01:27:53,114 --> 01:27:54,280 That's right. 2016 01:27:54,349 --> 01:27:55,551 Technically, if you give up your tickets, 2017 01:27:55,616 --> 01:27:57,817 you're supposed to give 'em to the Red Sox. 2018 01:27:57,886 --> 01:27:59,218 Hey. We're friends. Okay? 2019 01:27:59,287 --> 01:28:00,848 They'll still be in his name. 2020 01:28:00,917 --> 01:28:01,958 They'll mail them to him, 2021 01:28:02,023 --> 01:28:03,517 then he'll give them to me. 2022 01:28:03,585 --> 01:28:05,658 Does the guy with the big squash always sit in front of you? 2023 01:28:05,727 --> 01:28:06,792 He's new. 2024 01:28:06,861 --> 01:28:07,696 I don't know. 2025 01:28:07,761 --> 01:28:08,897 Hey, look... You want the tickets or not? 2026 01:28:08,963 --> 01:28:10,166 Come on. Ow! 2027 01:28:10,231 --> 01:28:11,597 Shame on you. 2028 01:28:11,666 --> 01:28:14,233 Your Uncle Carl saw 3,000 games from these seats. 2029 01:28:14,301 --> 01:28:16,372 He's gonna come back and haunt you for this. 2030 01:28:17,673 --> 01:28:19,705 (APPLAUSE) 2031 01:28:19,774 --> 01:28:20,709 MAN: Speech! 2032 01:28:22,778 --> 01:28:24,176 Let's go. Come on. 2033 01:28:24,245 --> 01:28:27,216 Well, first, thank you, Mr. Myerson. 2034 01:28:27,282 --> 01:28:28,547 Um... (CLEARS THROAT) 2035 01:28:28,616 --> 01:28:31,951 The truth is I... I like it here. 2036 01:28:32,020 --> 01:28:34,081 I like this work. 2037 01:28:34,150 --> 01:28:36,092 I know what I'm doing when I'm here. 2038 01:28:37,225 --> 01:28:39,395 In fact, it's the only place... 2039 01:28:39,460 --> 01:28:41,464 where I know what I'm doing. 2040 01:28:42,530 --> 01:28:44,567 This is, uh, controllable. 2041 01:28:46,001 --> 01:28:47,403 It's safe. 2042 01:28:49,871 --> 01:28:51,504 Oh, my God. 2043 01:28:51,572 --> 01:28:54,806 He's selling his Red Sox tickets for me. 2044 01:28:54,875 --> 01:28:57,776 What have I ever given up for anybody that meant that much? 2045 01:28:57,844 --> 01:29:01,880 I'm sorry. I know this seems crazy, but I gotta go. 2046 01:29:01,949 --> 01:29:04,988 You realize you're selling your seats for exactly the same price 2047 01:29:05,053 --> 01:29:06,052 they sold Babe Ruth for. 2048 01:29:06,120 --> 01:29:07,152 You said it yourself. 2049 01:29:07,221 --> 01:29:08,321 Relationships come and go, 2050 01:29:08,389 --> 01:29:09,825 but the Red Sox are forever. 2051 01:29:10,425 --> 01:29:12,224 I want my sponges back. 2052 01:29:12,293 --> 01:29:14,263 Would you be selling these ticket if we were winning? 2053 01:29:14,328 --> 01:29:16,228 I bet you wouldn't. 2054 01:29:16,297 --> 01:29:17,629 We're never winning. That's the point. 2055 01:29:17,698 --> 01:29:19,632 We're down three games to nothing. It's 4-3. 2056 01:29:19,700 --> 01:29:21,367 They got Rivera warming up in the bull pen. Look. 2057 01:29:21,435 --> 01:29:24,003 MAN ON P.A.: Designated hitter. Number 18. 2058 01:29:24,072 --> 01:29:25,871 John Olerud. 2059 01:29:25,940 --> 01:29:27,173 Look. 2060 01:29:27,242 --> 01:29:28,777 If I keep these seats, 2061 01:29:28,842 --> 01:29:30,846 all I'll think about every time I'm here is... 2062 01:29:32,413 --> 01:29:33,649 is what I gave up for them. 2063 01:29:34,849 --> 01:29:36,182 (TIRES SQUEAL) 2064 01:29:36,250 --> 01:29:37,520 (TIRES SCREECH) 2065 01:29:41,923 --> 01:29:44,388 Excuse me. Is there a ticket window somewhere? 2066 01:29:44,458 --> 01:29:47,059 Sold out, sweetie. It's the playoffs. 2067 01:29:44,458 --> 01:29:47,059 All right. 2068 01:29:47,128 --> 01:29:49,929 Hey. Hey. You need tickets? 2069 01:29:47,128 --> 01:29:49,929 Oh. You too. 2070 01:29:49,997 --> 01:29:51,830 No, no. I got tickets. 2071 01:29:51,899 --> 01:29:54,137 Wha... Then why the sign? 2072 01:29:51,899 --> 01:29:54,137 That's for the cops. 2073 01:29:54,201 --> 01:29:57,040 Everybody knows when you say you need tickets, means you have tickets. 2074 01:29:57,104 --> 01:29:58,437 Okay. I need a ticket. 2075 01:29:58,506 --> 01:30:00,139 Calm down. I got two. 300 apiece. 2076 01:30:00,208 --> 01:30:02,302 What? 2077 01:30:00,208 --> 01:30:02,302 Hey. The only reason they're that cheap 2078 01:30:02,371 --> 01:30:04,478 is because it's the eighth inning. 2079 01:30:02,371 --> 01:30:04,478 Fine. 2080 01:30:04,546 --> 01:30:05,945 I'll take one. 2081 01:30:06,014 --> 01:30:06,882 I can't split 'em up. 2082 01:30:12,320 --> 01:30:13,352 (MOUTHS WORDS) Thank you. 2083 01:30:13,421 --> 01:30:14,623 Hey, hey. You know what? 2084 01:30:14,689 --> 01:30:16,459 Since you only need the one ticket, 2085 01:30:16,524 --> 01:30:17,624 I'll buy the other one back 2086 01:30:17,692 --> 01:30:18,558 for, like, 50 bucks. 2087 01:30:18,626 --> 01:30:19,959 Oh, okay. That sounds good. 2088 01:30:20,028 --> 01:30:21,297 Oops. 2089 01:30:21,363 --> 01:30:22,765 Enjoy the game. 2090 01:30:24,132 --> 01:30:25,498 (CHEERING) 2091 01:30:25,566 --> 01:30:28,167 Ben, how do you know she'll even take you back? 2092 01:30:28,236 --> 01:30:30,235 It's not just for her, okay? 2093 01:30:30,304 --> 01:30:31,303 It's also for me, okay? 2094 01:30:31,372 --> 01:30:33,005 I gotta get my life in order. 2095 01:30:33,074 --> 01:30:34,407 Some perspective. 2096 01:30:34,475 --> 01:30:36,579 Some balance. 2097 01:30:34,475 --> 01:30:36,579 Hey. We've got a deal. 2098 01:30:37,344 --> 01:30:38,647 I'll buy your seats. 2099 01:30:40,281 --> 01:30:41,750 It's a real ticket. 2100 01:30:41,815 --> 01:30:44,253 Oh, it's a real ticket, but you're at the wrong entrance. 2101 01:30:44,318 --> 01:30:45,550 You're way over in center field. 2102 01:30:45,619 --> 01:30:47,119 I know, but I just gotta get in for a minute... 2103 01:30:47,188 --> 01:30:48,354 That's a ploy. 2104 01:30:48,422 --> 01:30:50,190 I know it's a ploy. You're in center field. 2105 01:30:50,259 --> 01:30:51,794 Fine. 2106 01:30:52,827 --> 01:30:54,593 ANNOUNCER: Ground ball to the right side. 2107 01:30:54,662 --> 01:30:56,795 A race to the bag. Rivera is there. 2108 01:30:56,864 --> 01:30:58,731 And the Yankees are three defensive outs away 2109 01:30:58,800 --> 01:31:01,233 from heading to the World Series. 2110 01:31:01,302 --> 01:31:02,571 Into the ninth. 2111 01:31:06,542 --> 01:31:07,710 Excuse me. 2112 01:31:08,577 --> 01:31:09,946 Excuse me. Ooh. Sorry. 2113 01:31:11,079 --> 01:31:13,178 Excuse me. 2114 01:31:11,079 --> 01:31:13,178 WOMAN: Watch it. 2115 01:31:13,247 --> 01:31:14,883 Excuse me. Sorry. 2116 01:31:20,154 --> 01:31:21,153 Can I borrow these for a second? 2117 01:31:21,222 --> 01:31:22,558 Thank you. 2118 01:31:23,224 --> 01:31:24,560 MAN: Sure. 2119 01:31:32,934 --> 01:31:34,570 (GASPS) No! 2120 01:31:35,836 --> 01:31:37,974 Why don't you have a cell phone, you idiot? 2121 01:31:39,068 --> 01:31:39,839 Sign by the red tab. 2122 01:31:39,908 --> 01:31:41,144 Initial by the yellow tabs. 2123 01:31:42,277 --> 01:31:43,343 What are you, buying the stadium? 2124 01:31:43,412 --> 01:31:44,876 Look at that thing. 2125 01:31:44,945 --> 01:31:47,850 Floyd the Barber, we're not in Mayberry, okay? Thank you. 2126 01:31:49,884 --> 01:31:52,455 Hey. Down in front. Come on, sweetie. 2127 01:31:52,519 --> 01:31:54,153 Hold your horses, buddy. 2128 01:31:52,519 --> 01:31:54,153 (BEEPS) 2129 01:31:54,222 --> 01:31:55,724 (PANTING) 2130 01:31:56,925 --> 01:31:57,691 Robin. 2131 01:31:57,759 --> 01:31:58,958 Wait. No. I can't talk right now. 2132 01:31:59,027 --> 01:32:01,064 Listen. I just need Chris's cell phone number. 2133 01:32:08,370 --> 01:32:09,672 (SCOFFS) 2134 01:32:14,375 --> 01:32:16,342 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 2135 01:32:14,375 --> 01:32:16,342 That's odd. 2136 01:32:16,411 --> 01:32:18,044 You're having a stroke. 2137 01:32:18,113 --> 01:32:19,044 Good. 2138 01:32:19,113 --> 01:32:20,514 I don't want to talk now. I'm at the ball game. 2139 01:32:20,582 --> 01:32:22,151 Chris! 2140 01:32:20,582 --> 01:32:22,151 (BEEPS OFF) 2141 01:32:22,917 --> 01:32:23,886 Damn it! 2142 01:32:25,387 --> 01:32:26,519 SHERI: Ben, come on. 2143 01:32:26,588 --> 01:32:28,187 Don't do it. 2144 01:32:26,588 --> 01:32:28,187 This is crazy. 2145 01:32:28,256 --> 01:32:30,459 Think about it, Ben. 2146 01:32:30,525 --> 01:32:32,286 The check's all made out. 2147 01:32:32,354 --> 01:32:33,930 I'll invite you to some of the games. 2148 01:32:42,671 --> 01:32:43,907 I'm sorry, Uncle Carl. 2149 01:32:46,274 --> 01:32:47,310 (PEN SCRIBBLING) 2150 01:32:47,376 --> 01:32:49,645 Ah, another idiot. 2151 01:32:55,477 --> 01:32:57,050 ♪ And when you think It's all over 2152 01:32:57,118 --> 01:32:59,251 (GROANS) 2153 01:32:59,320 --> 01:33:01,488 ♪ It's not over 2154 01:33:01,557 --> 01:33:03,690 ♪ It's not over 2155 01:33:03,759 --> 01:33:07,126 ♪ When you think It's all over 2156 01:33:07,195 --> 01:33:08,464 ♪ It's not over 2157 01:33:08,530 --> 01:33:10,029 (CROWD CHEERING) 2158 01:33:10,098 --> 01:33:11,565 ♪ It's not over 2159 01:33:11,633 --> 01:33:13,199 Hold it. Hold it. 2160 01:33:13,267 --> 01:33:14,737 Don, I hate to interrupt, 2161 01:33:14,801 --> 01:33:16,569 but something is happening in center field. 2162 01:33:16,638 --> 01:33:19,439 ♪ It's not over 2163 01:33:19,508 --> 01:33:20,972 ♪ It's not over 2164 01:33:21,041 --> 01:33:22,345 MAN ON TV: This young lady jumped out of center field. 2165 01:33:22,410 --> 01:33:25,611 No. No. The TV. 2166 01:33:25,679 --> 01:33:27,413 Come on, give her a little credit, now. 2167 01:33:27,482 --> 01:33:28,717 She's pretty impressive. 2168 01:33:28,783 --> 01:33:30,519 MAN 2: She took her heels off. 2169 01:33:28,783 --> 01:33:30,519 (WHIMPERS) 2170 01:33:30,585 --> 01:33:32,485 Pretty good-looking too. 2171 01:33:32,553 --> 01:33:36,322 ♪ And when you think it's all over 2172 01:33:36,391 --> 01:33:38,861 ♪ It's not over ♪ 2173 01:33:39,661 --> 01:33:41,761 ♪ It's not over 2174 01:33:41,830 --> 01:33:43,195 ♪ When you think It's all over 2175 01:33:43,264 --> 01:33:44,529 Go on! 2176 01:33:43,264 --> 01:33:44,529 You see that? 2177 01:33:44,598 --> 01:33:46,433 She just grabbed Johnny Damon's butt. 2178 01:33:46,502 --> 01:33:48,200 Oh, cool! 2179 01:33:48,269 --> 01:33:50,536 ♪ It's not over 2180 01:33:50,604 --> 01:33:53,842 ♪ And when you think it's all over 2181 01:33:54,476 --> 01:33:56,042 ♪ It's not over 2182 01:33:56,111 --> 01:33:57,176 Hey! 2183 01:33:57,245 --> 01:33:58,845 ♪ It's not over 2184 01:33:58,913 --> 01:33:59,579 Ben! 2185 01:33:59,648 --> 01:34:02,416 ♪ It's not over ♪ 2186 01:34:02,484 --> 01:34:03,987 Lindsey. 2187 01:34:02,484 --> 01:34:03,987 LINDSEY: Ben! 2188 01:34:06,354 --> 01:34:07,387 Ben. 2189 01:34:07,456 --> 01:34:08,688 Ben! 2190 01:34:08,757 --> 01:34:10,355 What are you doing? 2191 01:34:10,424 --> 01:34:11,490 You're gonna get arrested. 2192 01:34:11,559 --> 01:34:13,192 Don't sell your tickets, okay? 2193 01:34:13,261 --> 01:34:15,429 That's why you ran across the whole field? 2194 01:34:15,497 --> 01:34:16,857 Yes. To stop you. 2195 01:34:16,926 --> 01:34:17,934 What? 2196 01:34:17,999 --> 01:34:19,665 You're out of here. 2197 01:34:17,999 --> 01:34:19,665 Just give me a second, okay? 2198 01:34:19,734 --> 01:34:21,037 Just give me a second. Please, please! 2199 01:34:21,102 --> 01:34:23,002 You gotta tell me. Wait. The outfield... 2200 01:34:23,071 --> 01:34:24,437 the grass... is it spongy? 2201 01:34:24,506 --> 01:34:26,038 Ben, focus. 2202 01:34:26,107 --> 01:34:26,910 Sorry. 2203 01:34:26,975 --> 01:34:28,673 These seats are important to you, okay? 2204 01:34:28,742 --> 01:34:31,376 This is your summer family, your Uncle Carl. 2205 01:34:31,445 --> 01:34:32,846 You love these seats. 2206 01:34:32,914 --> 01:34:35,281 No. I fell in love with this when I was seven 2207 01:34:35,350 --> 01:34:37,082 because I had nothing else. 2208 01:34:37,151 --> 01:34:40,080 Now I'm in love with you. I don't need this. 2209 01:34:40,149 --> 01:34:41,057 I don't want this. 2210 01:34:44,459 --> 01:34:46,930 Wait. Wait, wait, wait. 2211 01:34:46,995 --> 01:34:48,928 You love me enough to sell your tickets. 2212 01:34:48,996 --> 01:34:51,034 I love you enough not to let you. 2213 01:34:52,868 --> 01:34:55,134 What do you say we try to do all of it? 2214 01:34:55,203 --> 01:34:57,606 Let's try to jerk one out of the park. 2215 01:34:57,673 --> 01:34:58,741 That's the sexiest thing 2216 01:34:58,807 --> 01:35:00,707 I've ever heard in my life. 2217 01:35:00,776 --> 01:35:03,079 Ma'am, you're gonna have to come with me. 2218 01:35:03,478 --> 01:35:05,345 Ben. 2219 01:35:03,478 --> 01:35:05,345 Yeah? 2220 01:35:05,414 --> 01:35:07,050 I'm being arrested. 2221 01:35:09,450 --> 01:35:11,187 All right. Let her go, buddy. 2222 01:35:12,288 --> 01:35:13,222 Never. 2223 01:35:14,256 --> 01:35:15,389 (CHEERING) 2224 01:35:15,457 --> 01:35:16,622 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 2225 01:35:16,690 --> 01:35:18,725 ♪ Boston you know we love you madly 2226 01:35:18,794 --> 01:35:22,628 ♪ Hear the crowd roar to your sound 2227 01:35:22,697 --> 01:35:26,202 ♪ Don't blame us if we ever doubt you 2228 01:35:26,267 --> 01:35:27,133 (ALL CHEERING) 2229 01:35:27,201 --> 01:35:28,968 ♪ You know we couldn't live without you 2230 01:35:29,037 --> 01:35:32,538 ♪ Tessie you are the only, only 2231 01:35:32,607 --> 01:35:36,108 ♪ Only ♪ 2232 01:35:36,177 --> 01:35:38,545 AL: (NARRATING) Well, you pretty much know the rest. 2233 01:35:38,613 --> 01:35:40,012 Rivera walks Millar. 2234 01:35:40,081 --> 01:35:42,251 Roberts pinch-runs and steals second. 2235 01:35:42,784 --> 01:35:44,520 Mueller drives 'em in. 2236 01:35:44,586 --> 01:35:46,953 Ortiz in extra innings. 2237 01:35:47,021 --> 01:35:49,292 Extra innings again the next night. 2238 01:35:50,124 --> 01:35:52,024 Schilling's bloody sock in New York. 2239 01:35:52,093 --> 01:35:54,626 Lowe and Pedro find their form. 2240 01:35:54,695 --> 01:35:57,397 Damon's grand salami in game seven. 2241 01:35:57,466 --> 01:35:59,198 Bye-bye, Bambino. 2242 01:35:59,267 --> 01:36:01,100 ANNOUNCER: Boston Red Sox have won the pennant! 2243 01:36:01,169 --> 01:36:03,903 AL: So what am I saying? That it was all karma 2244 01:36:03,972 --> 01:36:05,704 because Lindsey came back to Ben? 2245 01:36:05,773 --> 01:36:08,711 Look. All I know is, when the Red Sox went 2246 01:36:08,777 --> 01:36:10,042 to St. Louis for the Series, 2247 01:36:10,111 --> 01:36:11,978 me and the girls and Artie told them, 2248 01:36:12,047 --> 01:36:14,346 "You two gotta be there to keep this thing going." 2249 01:36:14,415 --> 01:36:17,583 And they went, and lo and behold... 2250 01:36:17,652 --> 01:36:18,852 ANNOUNCER: Back to Foulke. 2251 01:36:18,920 --> 01:36:20,953 Red Sox fans have longed to hear it. 2252 01:36:21,022 --> 01:36:24,323 The Boston Red Sox are world champions. 2253 01:36:24,392 --> 01:36:25,258 AL: And that night, 2254 01:36:25,326 --> 01:36:27,393 there was a blue moon and a total eclipse. 2255 01:36:27,461 --> 01:36:30,029 And those are the facts. 2256 01:36:30,098 --> 01:36:32,798 ♪ Two, three, four, Tessie 2257 01:36:32,867 --> 01:36:35,271 ♪ Nuf-Ced McGreevy shouted... ♪ 2258 01:36:35,937 --> 01:36:37,836 AL: Oh. One more thing. 2259 01:36:37,905 --> 01:36:40,205 You know that little player to be named later? 2260 01:36:40,274 --> 01:36:42,609 Ben says if it's a boy, they'll name him 2261 01:36:42,677 --> 01:36:44,311 Ted Williams Wrightman. 2262 01:36:44,380 --> 01:36:45,614 If it's a girl, 2263 01:36:45,680 --> 01:36:47,850 Carla Yastrzemski Wrightman. 2264 01:36:47,916 --> 01:36:50,053 Let's all pray for a boy. 2265 01:36:50,117 --> 01:36:51,754 ♪ You know we couldn't live without ya 2266 01:36:51,819 --> 01:36:55,288 ♪ Tessie you are the only, only 2267 01:36:55,357 --> 01:36:58,257 ♪ Only 2268 01:36:58,326 --> 01:37:01,560 ♪ The Rooters showed up at the grounds one day 2269 01:37:01,629 --> 01:37:04,964 ♪ They found their seats had all been sold 2270 01:37:05,033 --> 01:37:07,867 ♪ McGreevy led the charge into the park 2271 01:37:07,936 --> 01:37:11,437 ♪ Stormed the gates and put the game on hold 2272 01:37:11,506 --> 01:37:15,007 ♪ The Rooters gave the other team a dreadful fright 2273 01:37:15,076 --> 01:37:18,681 ♪ Boston's tenth man could not be wrong 2274 01:37:18,740 --> 01:37:21,714 ♪ Up from Third Base to Huntington 2275 01:37:21,783 --> 01:37:25,922 ♪ They sang another victory song ♪ 2276 01:37:25,987 --> 01:37:28,721 ♪ Two, three, four, Tessie 2277 01:37:28,790 --> 01:37:30,927 ♪ Nuf-Ced McGreevy shouted 2278 01:37:30,992 --> 01:37:34,026 ♪ We're not here to mess around 2279 01:37:34,095 --> 01:37:37,229 ♪ Boston, you know we love you madly 2280 01:37:37,298 --> 01:37:40,970 ♪ Hear the crowd roar to your sound 2281 01:37:41,036 --> 01:37:44,170 ♪ Don't blame us if we ever doubt ya 2282 01:37:44,238 --> 01:37:47,874 ♪ You know we couldn't live without ya 2283 01:37:47,943 --> 01:37:51,344 ♪ Tessie, you are the only, only 2284 01:37:51,413 --> 01:37:54,346 ♪ Only 2285 01:37:54,415 --> 01:37:57,884 ♪ The Rooters gave the other team a dreadful fright 2286 01:37:57,953 --> 01:38:01,153 ♪ Boston's tenth man could not be wrong 2287 01:38:01,222 --> 01:38:04,757 ♪ Up from Third Base to Huntington 2288 01:38:04,826 --> 01:38:08,728 ♪ They sang another victory song 2289 01:38:08,797 --> 01:38:11,030 ♪ Two, three, four, Tessie 2290 01:38:11,099 --> 01:38:13,132 ♪ Nuf-Ced McGreevy shouted 2291 01:38:13,201 --> 01:38:16,368 ♪ We're not here to mess around 2292 01:38:16,437 --> 01:38:19,875 ♪ Boston, you know we love you madly 2293 01:38:19,941 --> 01:38:23,312 ♪ Hear the crowd roar to your sound 2294 01:38:27,483 --> 01:38:30,053 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 2295 01:38:36,624 --> 01:38:38,061 (RADIO DIAL TUNING) 2296 01:38:38,125 --> 01:38:40,563 MAN ON RADIO: Come to Washington Square Tavern on Beacon Street 2297 01:38:40,629 --> 01:38:41,595 where Sox fans hang... 2298 01:38:41,663 --> 01:38:42,831 (RADIO DIAL SWITCHING) 2299 01:38:42,898 --> 01:38:46,402 (COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING) 2300 01:39:39,821 --> 01:39:41,386 (RADIO DIAL TUNING) 2301 01:39:41,455 --> 01:39:43,256 MAN ON RADIO: ...cars, S.U.V.s, trucks and work trucks. 2302 01:39:43,324 --> 01:39:44,824 Come and get 'em at Cerrone Cadillac. 2303 01:39:44,892 --> 01:39:45,925 (RADIO DIAL TUNING) 2304 01:39:45,993 --> 01:39:49,198 (FOLK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 2305 01:40:04,479 --> 01:40:08,851 ♪ The sun came in from Kenmore Square 2306 01:40:08,917 --> 01:40:12,121 ♪ Casting shadows left to right 2307 01:40:12,187 --> 01:40:15,989 ♪ And it felt like a curtain coming down 2308 01:40:16,057 --> 01:40:20,888 ♪ An early ending of the light 2309 01:40:20,957 --> 01:40:26,135 ♪ They say adversity builds character 2310 01:40:27,535 --> 01:40:33,409 ♪ But that really doesn't make it any easier 2311 01:40:35,944 --> 01:40:39,745 ♪ Why do I settle for second best 2312 01:40:39,814 --> 01:40:43,382 ♪ Why is everything a test 2313 01:40:43,451 --> 01:40:48,257 ♪ Just this once can nice guys finish first 2314 01:40:50,091 --> 01:40:52,161 ♪ Break this curse 2315 01:40:53,060 --> 01:40:55,398 ♪ Of always second best 2316 01:41:02,403 --> 01:41:06,238 ♪ Everybody knows where I belong 2317 01:41:06,307 --> 01:41:10,342 ♪ Suspicious when I get too strong 2318 01:41:10,411 --> 01:41:14,380 ♪ Embrace diminished expectations 2319 01:41:14,448 --> 01:41:18,985 ♪ Keep me locked inside my station 2320 01:41:19,053 --> 01:41:24,160 ♪ Just once I wish it could be easy 2321 01:41:25,727 --> 01:41:28,628 ♪ I'm always at my best 2322 01:41:28,696 --> 01:41:32,735 ♪ When no one sees me 2323 01:41:34,068 --> 01:41:37,837 ♪ Why do I settle for second best 2324 01:41:37,906 --> 01:41:41,477 ♪ Why is everything a test 2325 01:41:41,542 --> 01:41:45,010 ♪ Just this once can nice guys finish ♪ 2326 01:41:45,079 --> 01:41:47,012 (RADIO DIAL TUNING) 2327 01:41:47,081 --> 01:41:49,181 MAN ON RADIO: Ask for Kevin, and get your first drink free. 2328 01:41:49,250 --> 01:41:50,883 Remember. The Deluxe on Chandler and... 2329 01:41:50,952 --> 01:41:52,021 (RADIO SWITCHES) 2330 01:41:52,086 --> 01:41:53,786 (POP MUSIC PLAYING) 2331 01:41:53,855 --> 01:41:55,624 WOMAN: ♪ Moonshot, baby 2332 01:41:57,692 --> 01:41:59,462 ♪ Moonshot, baby 2333 01:42:01,196 --> 01:42:03,332 WOMEN: ♪ Pega luna, Manny 2334 01:42:04,866 --> 01:42:07,370 MAN: ♪ Prepara para Papi 2335 01:42:08,737 --> 01:42:10,506 WOMEN: ♪ Pega luna, Manny 2336 01:42:12,173 --> 01:42:13,739 MEN: ♪ Brilla diamante 2337 01:42:13,808 --> 01:42:17,576 ♪ And the green wall's rising like a killer in the sun 2338 01:42:17,644 --> 01:42:19,348 WOMEN: ♪ If he doesn't judge the carom 2339 01:42:19,413 --> 01:42:20,984 ♪ Then he's knocking in a run 2340 01:42:21,047 --> 01:42:25,454 MAN: ♪ Every guy wants to be him and the ladies go crazy 2341 01:42:25,520 --> 01:42:28,220 WOMEN: ♪ Manny, hit me home with a moonshot, baby 2342 01:42:28,289 --> 01:42:29,658 WOMAN: ♪ Moonshot, baby 2343 01:42:31,159 --> 01:42:32,724 MAN: ♪ Pega luna, Manny 2344 01:42:32,793 --> 01:42:35,695 WOMEN: ♪ Manny, hit me home with a moonshot ♪ 2345 01:42:35,763 --> 01:42:37,263 (RADIO DIAL TUNING) 2346 01:42:37,332 --> 01:42:38,430 MAN ON RADIO: WEEI in Boston, 2347 01:42:38,499 --> 01:42:39,799 the Dennis and Callahan program. 2348 01:42:39,867 --> 01:42:41,370 (RADIO DIAL TUNING) 2349 01:42:44,172 --> 01:42:47,043 MAN ON RADIO: Rolling. One, two, three. And- 2350 01:42:47,108 --> 01:42:52,415 (MAN VOCALIZING) 2351 01:42:58,353 --> 01:43:00,915 ♪ Walking from the Arborway 2352 01:43:00,983 --> 01:43:04,293 ♪ Where spring has come at last 2353 01:43:07,394 --> 01:43:10,133 ♪ The trees are in their glory 2354 01:43:10,198 --> 01:43:13,269 ♪ As the taxis rush on past 2355 01:43:14,269 --> 01:43:17,036 ♪ The buildings are in twilight 2356 01:43:17,104 --> 01:43:19,204 ♪ The birds they spiral around 2357 01:43:19,273 --> 01:43:24,447 ♪ As we walk to Fenway Park in Boston town 2358 01:43:27,514 --> 01:43:30,253 ♪ Go right on Longwood Avenue 2359 01:43:30,318 --> 01:43:33,722 ♪ To linger by the fence 2360 01:43:36,690 --> 01:43:39,358 ♪ With all its reeds and cattails 2361 01:43:39,427 --> 01:43:42,431 ♪ Out there pining in the wind 2362 01:43:43,597 --> 01:43:48,771 ♪ The lights come up as the sun goes down 2363 01:43:48,835 --> 01:43:53,576 ♪ As we walk to Fenway Park in Boston town 2364 01:43:54,776 --> 01:43:59,445 (MAN VOCALIZING) 2365 01:43:59,513 --> 01:44:03,752 ♪ As we walk to Fenway Park in Boston town 2366 01:44:05,020 --> 01:44:08,187 ♪ To that baseball park between the streets 2367 01:44:08,255 --> 01:44:13,158 ♪ Of Jersey and Lansdowne 2368 01:44:13,227 --> 01:44:14,497 ♪ We walk 2369 01:44:15,096 --> 01:44:16,732 ♪ To Fenway Park 2370 01:44:18,133 --> 01:44:20,369 ♪ In Boston town ♪ 2371 01:44:24,238 --> 01:44:26,005 Let's go, Red Sox! 2372 01:44:26,074 --> 01:44:27,807 (CLAPPING) 2373 01:44:27,876 --> 01:44:29,609 Let's go, Red Sox! 2374 01:44:29,677 --> 01:44:30,511 (CLAPPING) 173620

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