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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,271 --> 00:00:02,148 (MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:05,193 --> 00:00:07,153 Well, fellas. Here it is. 3 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:09,072 My latest invention, 4 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:12,408 -The House of Tomorrow. -MICKEY: Oh. 5 00:00:12,617 --> 00:00:16,621 Featuring the latest Von Drake, groundbreaking technology. 6 00:00:16,788 --> 00:00:21,876 -MICKEY: Ooh! (SQUEALS) -VON DRAKE: It's got hi-fi, Wi-Fi, lo-fi, 7 00:00:22,085 --> 00:00:27,924 and it has an artificial intelligence that is catering to your every need. 8 00:00:28,299 --> 00:00:29,551 (EXPLOSION) 9 00:00:29,759 --> 00:00:31,678 That sounds amazing. 10 00:00:31,844 --> 00:00:34,305 Tomorrow's technology today? 11 00:00:34,472 --> 00:00:36,641 Guys, imagine the possibilities! 12 00:00:36,808 --> 00:00:39,018 -When can we see it? -Tomorrow. 13 00:00:39,185 --> 00:00:41,187 Because that's when it opens. (LAUGHS) 14 00:00:41,354 --> 00:00:43,481 Now, who's ready for lunch? 15 00:00:43,648 --> 00:00:46,276 Ooh, ooh, me. You coming, Mick? 16 00:00:48,111 --> 00:00:50,321 Yeah. I'm coming. 17 00:00:51,322 --> 00:00:53,032 (CHORUS VOCALIZING) 18 00:00:54,492 --> 00:00:57,161 You guys. (WHISPERS) It's open. 19 00:00:57,370 --> 00:01:01,791 What do you say we take a teensy-weensy little peek inside? 20 00:01:01,874 --> 00:01:06,713 Oh, no, technology always goes bad. 21 00:01:06,879 --> 00:01:08,715 (CHUCKLES) I'm game. 22 00:01:10,049 --> 00:01:11,175 (HAPPY MUSIC PLAYING) 23 00:01:11,467 --> 00:01:12,468 Oh. 24 00:01:12,719 --> 00:01:14,929 ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: Welcome to the House of Tomorrow. 25 00:01:15,179 --> 00:01:17,473 I am the house's artificial intelligence. 26 00:01:17,682 --> 00:01:18,683 Hiya. 27 00:01:18,850 --> 00:01:20,685 ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: My intelligence matrix allows me 28 00:01:20,852 --> 00:01:22,353 to analyze your every need. 29 00:01:22,604 --> 00:01:24,606 May I analyze your needs? 30 00:01:24,772 --> 00:01:25,982 Yes, please. 31 00:01:28,067 --> 00:01:30,445 ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: Analyzed. Implementing. 32 00:01:31,112 --> 00:01:32,822 You need to freshen up. 33 00:01:33,364 --> 00:01:34,365 I do. 34 00:01:40,121 --> 00:01:42,540 Wow. This usually takes three hours. 35 00:01:42,707 --> 00:01:44,667 -But it only took... -ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: Three seconds. 36 00:01:44,834 --> 00:01:47,295 Aw, thanks, House of Tomorrow. 37 00:01:47,462 --> 00:01:49,339 ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: You're welcome, Mickey. 38 00:01:49,631 --> 00:01:50,632 (SCREAMS) 39 00:01:50,798 --> 00:01:52,467 ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: You need to relax. 40 00:01:52,634 --> 00:01:54,135 I can't relax! 41 00:01:54,302 --> 00:01:55,428 -(SCREAMS) -(THUDS) 42 00:01:55,595 --> 00:01:57,889 ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: Launching relaxation module. 43 00:01:58,139 --> 00:01:59,098 (RELAXING MUSIC PLAYING) 44 00:01:59,766 --> 00:02:01,517 Not bad. 45 00:02:02,935 --> 00:02:06,648 Ah. Not bad at all. 46 00:02:07,565 --> 00:02:09,525 ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: I am not sure what you need. 47 00:02:09,734 --> 00:02:12,320 I need something that'll knock my socks off. 48 00:02:12,487 --> 00:02:14,447 ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: You are not wearing socks. 49 00:02:16,491 --> 00:02:18,534 Wow. If you can do that, 50 00:02:18,701 --> 00:02:21,871 then I need a receptionist, a psychiatrist, a ventriloquist, 51 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:23,665 a botanist, a philanthropist... 52 00:02:23,831 --> 00:02:26,209 ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: Prepare for morning sustenance. 53 00:02:27,418 --> 00:02:29,045 Mm. Breakfast. 54 00:02:30,213 --> 00:02:33,466 I need a pogo stick, I need a tricycle, I need a bicycle, I need a unicycle... 55 00:02:33,633 --> 00:02:35,259 ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: Processing needs. Processing... 56 00:02:35,468 --> 00:02:38,471 Hey, you're overloading the system. Just do one need at a time. 57 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:40,139 -(BEEPING) -You got it, Mick. 58 00:02:40,306 --> 00:02:43,351 -(CRACKS KNUCKLES) -One need coming right up. (CLEARS THROAT) 59 00:02:44,602 --> 00:02:45,728 One need? 60 00:02:46,104 --> 00:02:48,272 How am I gonna pick just one need? 61 00:02:48,690 --> 00:02:50,775 It's gotta be a real whopper. 62 00:02:50,942 --> 00:02:52,485 One need? 63 00:02:53,069 --> 00:02:56,406 Oh, this house is everything I'd hoped for. 64 00:02:56,698 --> 00:03:02,161 (SINGING) There's a great big beautiful tomorrow 65 00:03:02,328 --> 00:03:05,790 Shining at the end of every day 66 00:03:05,957 --> 00:03:09,085 (SPEAKING) Oh, I need to finish reading this. 67 00:03:09,544 --> 00:03:11,838 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 68 00:03:13,423 --> 00:03:14,549 Ah. 69 00:03:17,009 --> 00:03:18,594 ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: His mother dies. 70 00:03:20,972 --> 00:03:24,767 With the technology of tomorrow, reading is a thing of the past. 71 00:03:24,934 --> 00:03:28,229 (CHUCKLES) I guess I need to find something else to do. 72 00:03:28,855 --> 00:03:32,650 One need, one need. How can I pick one need? 73 00:03:32,817 --> 00:03:35,069 I have so many. I can't think straight. 74 00:03:35,278 --> 00:03:36,779 I think I'm gonna burst! 75 00:03:38,656 --> 00:03:42,994 And now for the secret ingredient: love. 76 00:03:46,998 --> 00:03:49,083 (SLURPS) Mm. 77 00:03:49,292 --> 00:03:53,254 Time to pop these cookies in the oven for my Minnie. 78 00:03:53,421 --> 00:03:54,797 -ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: No need. -(SNAPS) 79 00:03:54,964 --> 00:03:58,301 My matrix has already baked 10,000 cookies. 80 00:03:58,676 --> 00:04:01,053 Wait, who is Minnie? 81 00:04:01,387 --> 00:04:03,431 She's my girlfriend. 82 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:05,850 (SHATTERING) 83 00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:08,519 ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: What else do you need to do for this... 84 00:04:08,853 --> 00:04:10,313 "Minnie"? 85 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:12,440 I've been meaning to write her a poem. 86 00:04:13,065 --> 00:04:17,195 Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 87 00:04:17,653 --> 00:04:19,113 Make it stop! Make it stop! 88 00:04:19,781 --> 00:04:21,449 (SPLUTTERS) 89 00:04:21,908 --> 00:04:24,535 You don't need to do everything for me! 90 00:04:25,036 --> 00:04:27,413 ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: You still need to relax. 91 00:04:28,414 --> 00:04:30,041 -(GRUNTS) -(DINGING) 92 00:04:30,917 --> 00:04:32,627 -(GRUNTS) -(DINGING) 93 00:04:33,336 --> 00:04:35,296 -(GRUNTS, GROANS) -(DINGING) 94 00:04:36,923 --> 00:04:38,216 (SCREAMS) 95 00:04:41,219 --> 00:04:43,304 (PANTS) What's wrong with this house? 96 00:04:43,471 --> 00:04:46,307 ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: Do you need to paint portraits of Minnie? 97 00:04:46,557 --> 00:04:47,558 MICKEY: No. 98 00:04:47,725 --> 00:04:48,726 (LULLABY MUSIC PLAYING) 99 00:04:48,893 --> 00:04:50,311 ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: I already have. 100 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:52,063 (LOUD DISCORDANT MUSIC PLAYING) 101 00:04:52,355 --> 00:04:53,356 Whoa. 102 00:04:53,689 --> 00:04:55,024 (ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE CACKLING) 103 00:04:55,441 --> 00:04:56,734 (SCREAMS) 104 00:04:59,779 --> 00:05:01,197 (SCREAMS) 105 00:05:01,447 --> 00:05:04,617 One need, one need, one need, one need, one need. 106 00:05:04,826 --> 00:05:06,869 ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: Initiating laser acupuncture. 107 00:05:07,036 --> 00:05:08,037 (SCREAMS) 108 00:05:10,748 --> 00:05:14,877 I told you this was a bad idea. Come on! 109 00:05:15,294 --> 00:05:17,004 (DOORS SLAMMING) 110 00:05:18,005 --> 00:05:19,590 ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: Oh, you can't go. 111 00:05:20,049 --> 00:05:23,719 I plan on tending to your needs forever. 112 00:05:23,928 --> 00:05:29,100 (SINGING) Oh, there's a great Big, beautiful tomorrow 113 00:05:29,267 --> 00:05:32,353 Shining at the end of every day 114 00:05:32,562 --> 00:05:35,356 One need, one need, one need... 115 00:05:35,606 --> 00:05:37,733 (GROANS) One need! 116 00:05:38,067 --> 00:05:41,028 (GASPS) Goofy, forget choosing just one. 117 00:05:41,195 --> 00:05:44,615 Give us all your needs now! 118 00:05:45,408 --> 00:05:47,535 (TAKES DEEP BREATH) 119 00:05:49,203 --> 00:05:50,872 -MICKEY: Hey, House! -ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: Huh? 120 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:52,832 Tend to these needs. 121 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:55,710 I need a love-hate relationship, I need a bag to let the cat out of, 122 00:05:55,877 --> 00:05:56,878 I need a big, red... 123 00:05:57,086 --> 00:05:58,462 ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: Processing needs. 124 00:05:58,588 --> 00:05:59,881 possum... peanut... reggae. 125 00:06:00,131 --> 00:06:02,800 ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: Processing, processing, processing... 126 00:06:03,009 --> 00:06:03,885 It's working. 127 00:06:04,135 --> 00:06:05,678 (SPLUTTERS) 128 00:06:05,970 --> 00:06:08,681 I need Dixieland jazz. 129 00:06:08,848 --> 00:06:11,392 -(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS) -ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: Pro... pro... 130 00:06:11,601 --> 00:06:13,436 I need all the furniture rearranged. 131 00:06:13,603 --> 00:06:16,480 ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: Can't... can't... can't process... 132 00:06:17,023 --> 00:06:18,566 (SCREAMS) 133 00:06:20,693 --> 00:06:22,737 ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: Process the needs now. 134 00:06:22,987 --> 00:06:25,948 GOOFY: Needs, needs. (SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 135 00:06:26,157 --> 00:06:27,158 (ALARM BLARES) 136 00:06:27,325 --> 00:06:29,952 ...baba ghanoush, live-in nanny, pizza, pasta, payday loan, 137 00:06:30,161 --> 00:06:33,748 and a tuna fish sandwich, hold the mustard. (CHUCKLES) 138 00:06:35,625 --> 00:06:37,084 ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: I've got a need. 139 00:06:37,293 --> 00:06:41,505 I need you to get out! 140 00:06:42,715 --> 00:06:43,841 (ALL SIGH) 141 00:06:44,300 --> 00:06:48,554 Guys, from now on, let's stick to today's technology. 142 00:06:48,721 --> 00:06:50,389 -DONALD: And how! -GOOFY: And how! 143 00:06:51,891 --> 00:06:54,393 (SPITS) My house! 144 00:06:54,894 --> 00:06:58,022 Well, we'll deal with that tomorrow. 12326

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