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Oh, for God's sake.
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"Planking" is a very stupid
and dangerous trend.
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Basically you lie like a plank
in weird places.
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That's it.
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Sometimes you get run over.
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Welcome to the internet.
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I am young.
I am single.
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I am in the big city.
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There is no reason not to be
seizing every opportunity
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and just living life
to the fullest.
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And planking is
one of those things where,
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hey, you either get it
or you don't.
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And I don't.
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But I am so excited
to be a part of it.
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- After you, my good sir.
- No, I insist.
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The search committee
finally decided
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after a lot of deliberation
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on Robert California
for the manager position...
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Who took one look around
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and left.
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He drove down to Florida
and convinced Jo
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to make him CEO.
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CEO...
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her own job.
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He talked her out
of her own job
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and I don't really know
how someone does that.
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But, anyway, then the position
was his to fill
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and he chose...
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It's unbelievable.
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True, I might have been
the second choice,
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but I was the first choice's
first choice.
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And, about Dwight,
I sense that he might
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have some resentment
about not getting the job.
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So I sat him down
and we had a talk.
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And I told him, "I need
a really strong number two.
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I want you
to be my enforcer."
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- Smart, right?
- Very smart.
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- This has got to stop.
- I can't get down.
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Well, how did you get up?
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I'm really proud of you, Andy.
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Ke--Kevin!
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Yeah, at first
I was really disappointed.
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But I've got a great daily
routine going right now.
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I've upped my karate
to eight times a week.
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I've added boxing,
lunches and on weekends.
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I do kickboxing
three times a week,
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Krav Maga four times a week,
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an hour of meditation
every morning at sunrise,
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and again at sunset.
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So yeah...
I'm doing great.
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Okay, I'm going to need
some help. Pam?
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I don't think I should.
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Oh, yeah, pregnant.
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Right here.
Little Michael Scott.
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Nope. I told you
I don't like that joke.
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It is a boy--
we found out early.
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Much different
the second time around.
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And I have to say,
it is nice
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not being the only
pregnant woman in the office.
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Look! It's, uh,
little pregs and big pregs.
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Wait, when did we
start calling...
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Isn't it amazing,
the difference in our sizes?
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Well, I am a few months
ahead of you.
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I'm having a child
with my husband the senator,
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and Pam is having a child
with Jim...
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the great salesman.
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Go!
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Oh, man, it's like hoisting
a manatee.
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I can't get a grip.
It's so vast.
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Ryan, little help?
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God, how do whalers do it?
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Here's the way trends move
across the country.
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They start in Japan.
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LA and New York get it
soon after that.
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Seattle looks at it,
decides not to do it.
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Chicago gets it
three months later.
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Then it travels
down the Mississippi, okay?
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All the red states
start doing it.
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"Good Morning America"
does a piece about it.
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And then it shows up
in Scranton.
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Good morning.
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Corporate wants me up here.
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Dunder Mifflin wants me
down there.
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What they worked out is,
Monday, Wednesday, and Friday,
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I'm here in Scranton.
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Tuesday, Thursday,
I'm at Tallahassee.
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I mean, I feel like Vera Farmiga
in "Up in the Air."
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You know?
More money, more problems.
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Although I didn't get
a raise, so,
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you know, same money,
more problems.
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Hoist him aloft!
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Come on, Darryl!
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- Lift, lift, Darryl.
- Yeah, come on, man...
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Yeah, I wanted
the manager job,
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but I got something
much better...
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this soda.
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This is mine.
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It might be easier
if you take a deep breath,
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lift from the knees,
and shove it up your butt.
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I came up
with a new thing this summer.
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I act like I'm telling someone
how to do something.
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I go on with
a long description
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and then I say,
"And shove it up your butt!"
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It's stupid,
but it's my thing now.
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Creed! What--
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Creed, this is a safety issue
with you.
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There's no way to know
if you're dead.
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No one should be
planking at all.
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Thank you. Yes.
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Dwight, my enforcer,
my number two,
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can you take care of this?
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Say no more.
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Kids, don't try planking.
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It's dangerous.
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Especially with me around.
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It's called owling.
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You'll read about it.
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In, like, eight months.
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{\an8}
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{\an8}* *
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{\an8}
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{\an8}- * Trouble *
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{\an8}- * Trouble, trouble,
trouble, trouble... *
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{\an8}- Are you watching
that commercial again?
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{\an8}Why do you
keep watching it
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{\an8}if you know it's
just going to make you cry?
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{\an8}- Because everything
makes me cry,
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{\an8}so what's the difference?
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{\an8}And this dog...
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{\an8}he just wants to protect
his bone.
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{\an8}- He's got a bank vault,
that's a start.
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{\an8}-
Not enough, though.
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{\an8}- All right.
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{\an8}
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{\an8}
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{\an8}The new CEO works
out of the conference room
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{\an8}about half the time.
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{\an8}But whenever
he takes a break,
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{\an8}he does these weird walks
around the office.
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{\an8}And you never know
who he's going to zero in on
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{\an8}for these really intense
small talks.
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{\an8}You just hope
it's not you.
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{\an8}And yet you hope
it is you too.
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{\an8}It's strange.
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{\an8}-
Here we go.
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{\an8}- Hello.
Robert California.
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{\an8}Let's have a conversation.
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{\an8}How are you, Erin?
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{\an8}I am excellent and upbeat.
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{\an8}Describe your day so far.
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{\an8}- Well, I woke up, and--
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{\an8}- Erin, when you
recount your day,
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{\an8}never say you woke up,
it's a waste of your time.
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{\an8}That's how every day
has begun
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{\an8}for everyone
since the dawn of man.
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{\an8}- Very smart.
Verysmart.
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{\an8}Suddenly...
I was awake.
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{\an8}- And I've been doing this thing--
Hey, Robert.
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{\an8}We have that 9:30 a.m.
casual chitchat scheduled.
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{\an8}I emailed you about it
last night to confirm.
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{\an8}And again this morning.
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{\an8}First item on the agenda--
can I get everyone
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{\an8}an extra long
Columbus Day weekend?
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{\an8}Item number two--
connect with the guy.
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{\an8}Robert California--
what does he think of me?
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{\an8}Don't know.
Super care.
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{\an8}Number three, time permitting,
we lost our biggest client.
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{\an8}Robert.
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{\an8}Before, I said I was doing
excellent and upbeat,
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{\an8}but what I meant to say
was busily optimistic.
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Uh, nope, I actually have that
on last month's order.
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Oh, sure. Yeah.
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Yeah, on that.
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Pam! Pam! Psst!
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Pam!
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Come here.
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Sure.
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Yeah, no problem.
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- Look...
- Jim!
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Can I call you right back?
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Thank you very much.
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Okay.
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What is this?
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The Friday before
Columbus Day--thoughts?
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What are your thoughts?
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Just making chitchat.
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Kind of a medium year
for women's soccer, no?
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See? I think that...
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What are you looking at?
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It's--it's nothing.
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- Can't be nothing.
- Yeah, it can't be nothing.
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Okay, it's just
a list of our names
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- split into two columns.
- What?
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Okay, just wait
one second, all right?
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I will copy it.
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Do you have a pen?
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- No.
- No.
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Okay. Um,
I'll take a photo of it.
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Dwight, can you
throw me my phone?
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Nice catch.
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If he comes out,
distract him.
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We need a warning signal.
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We don't need
a warning signal, Kevin.
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- I can see him right there.
- We do!
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- I promise you, we don't need--
- Warning! Warning!
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Warning! Warning!
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all: Phyllis!
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- Oh.
- You okay?
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Here, watch your neck.
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- You okay?
- Yeah, yeah. Oh!
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Thanks, guys.
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Wow.
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Yeah, I learned that from
an exercise called trust falls.
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It's where you fall backwards
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and then someone comes
to pick you up.
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Okay.
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What side of the list am I on?
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- Left.
- Yes!
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Why are you--
how do you know--
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- What about me?
- No, me first.
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- Just read both lists.
- Okay.
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Left side:
Jim, Dwight, Oscar, Darryl,
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Andy, Toby, Phyllis,
Angela, Kevin.
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Right side: Stanley, Gabe,
Kelly, Ryan, old--Creed,
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Pam, Meredith, Erin.
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Andy might know.
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Maybe it's some team thing
they're doing or something.
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Really great list
of names, guys.
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Thank you so much.
Good work.
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Uh, no. Actually, that was
in Robert's notebook.
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He left it at reception
and we photocopied it.
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O-oo-kay.
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I don't want
any part of this.
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Maybe it's a list
of people he's going to fire.
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Okay, it's not that, Pam.
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You know, I was thinking
it reminds me
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of those lists
Dwight used to make.
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This is if we were all
on a cruise ship
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and had to divide
into lifeboats.
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And this is if we were
on a cruise ship
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and had to divide
into life rafts.
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Remember Karen?
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People I'd love to go
inner tubing with.
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Here's something.
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Who would eat who
in an Alivesituation.
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No. That can't be it.
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Tents
for a possible camping trip.
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This is back when I liked
you guys.
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You know what, I got to say,
kind of seems like
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the left side's
the side to be on--
251
00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:15,775
me, Jim, Dwight, Darryl.
No offense, Pam.
252
00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,043
- No, I don't think so.
- Excuse me?
253
00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:18,178
Shh! Pam, come on.
254
00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:19,379
Don't be such a right-sider.
255
00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:21,915
People whose names also work
for ponies.
256
00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:24,951
People with stronger top halves
versus lower halves.
257
00:11:24,984 --> 00:11:27,821
Chicken fight pairings
for a hypothetical pool party.
258
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,389
- Mm.
- Again, this is back
259
00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,391
when I liked you guys.
260
00:11:45,972 --> 00:11:47,907
I--
261
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,949
I was looking for patterns.
262
00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:57,250
I know.
263
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:03,523
- Did you guys figure it out?
- We couldn't crack it.
264
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,426
Go in there and just ask
the man what it means.
265
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:11,031
He'll know that we looked
at his private notebook.
266
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,099
I gotta say, I think
it's kinda cool not knowing.
267
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:17,103
It's like one of those movies
that ends on a note of mystery.
268
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,172
Did the butler do it?
269
00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:21,508
Are they ghosts?
270
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:24,244
You know?
It's kind of sophisticated.
271
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,980
- Everybody hates those endings.
- Yeah, I hate those endings.
272
00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:29,849
Come on, just say
you saw the list by accident.
273
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:32,152
I'm already working on this
Columbus Day thing for you guys.
274
00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:35,155
And it's starting to stack up--
feels like a lot.
275
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,389
One thing at a time.
276
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,158
That's all you had
to do today,
277
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:40,994
is ask about Columbus Day?
278
00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:48,401
Yes--for God's sake, Andy--
yes, come in.
279
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,837
What's up?
280
00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:52,505
Weird thing...
281
00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:54,007
totally awkward...
282
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:57,177
but you left your notebook
on the reception desk...
283
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,545
Great. Thank you.
284
00:12:58,578 --> 00:12:59,612
And--
285
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:04,417
It was open...
and people saw this,
286
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,553
and they're just kind of
going nuts, and like...
287
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:08,321
- What is this?
- Wondering what it is.
288
00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:10,890
It's a photocopy
from your notebook.
289
00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:13,226
You read my notebook,
and--and photocopied it,
290
00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:14,394
and distributed it.
291
00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:17,030
No.
292
00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:21,101
Theydid, and they asked me
to ask about it.
293
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,536
Please.
294
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,874
Here's what it is.
It's a doodle.
295
00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:30,043
What?
296
00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:32,545
Some people doodle at work
when they let their mind run.
297
00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:35,081
They draw houses, penises...
298
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:38,118
funny how the houses
are always colonials,
299
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,053
and the penises
are always circumcised,
300
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:41,588
don't you think?
301
00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:44,057
Well, I doodle too.
302
00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:46,893
But I'm not an artist,
so I draw words and lists.
303
00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:51,064
That is fascinating.
304
00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:53,266
And by the way,
I am so glad I asked.
305
00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:56,002
People were just sort of--
did you just move my name?
306
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:59,572
Might as well have been
sketching a cube.
307
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:06,980
Okay. Robert's in the annex--
everybody think, quick.
308
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,181
What do these groups
have in common?
309
00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:10,316
Maybe we're supposed to do it
with people in our group.
310
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,918
That's not it.
311
00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:14,020
- People in the other group?
- Mm-mm. Still wrong.
312
00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:17,223
Stanley, you do puzzles
all day. What do we got?
313
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,693
Well, you take the first
letter from each name,
314
00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:21,494
assign it a number,
add 'em all up,
315
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,697
and shove it up your butt!
316
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:26,199
Thank you. A little
much-needed comic relief.
317
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:28,535
But we reallyneed
to figure this out, guys.
318
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,070
Guys, really, it's okay.
319
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:32,939
Everyone has made
a really solid first impression.
320
00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:35,375
I don't think there's any reason
for anybody to worry.
321
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:40,613
I am on the wrong side,
and I am freaking out here.
322
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:41,981
It's all a mind game.
323
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:44,017
He wanted us to see the list.
324
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,619
He's a genius.
You guys just don't get him.
325
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,688
I made a list like this
for Congress
326
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,357
when I worked in Hollywood
in the '50s.
327
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,491
They're meaningless.
328
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:55,995
Oh, I know!
It's alphabetical.
329
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:58,631
- all: no.
- No, it's not.
330
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,266
Here's how we find out.
Let's line up,
331
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,602
and compare the line, see if
we learn anything, okay?
332
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:05,205
Left-siders, over here.
Right-siders line up over here.
333
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,072
Face each other.
334
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:09,009
Match up
by height and relative weight.
335
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:12,412
Let's just size
each other up here,
336
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:15,682
and left side of the list...
337
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,617
- attack!
- Wait, wait, wait.
338
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,152
Stop, stop, stop.
339
00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:21,388
Will you stop?
340
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,757
Dwight! Dwight!
Go for it!
341
00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:30,063
- Stop, stop.
- Warning! Warning! Warning!
342
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:37,037
I'd like to invite
the following people
343
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,572
to join me for lunch--
344
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:44,444
Jim, Dwight, Angela, Darryl,
345
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:50,183
Kevin, Toby, Phyllis, Oscar.
346
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:52,619
That's great!
347
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,721
Let's do this, guys!
348
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,489
All right.
349
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:58,558
Well, I will see you
in a bit.
350
00:15:58,591 --> 00:15:59,726
I love you so much.
351
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:03,129
Hey, it's nothing, all right?
352
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:04,731
Text you when we get there
353
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:05,765
and let you know
what's going on.
354
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:08,768
- Okay.
- No. No dog video.
355
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:12,238
- Okay.
- Okay. See you guys.
356
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:17,143
Well, we should
all be really excited
357
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:21,648
about our...
very own pizza party.
358
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,483
Pizza party!
359
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:24,718
* Pizza party *
360
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,386
* Pizza party... *
361
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,121
And you can take a chair away,
please.
362
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,656
Turns out we're nine, not ten.
363
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,095
Means nothing.
364
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,430
I want to go on record,
I said it first.
365
00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:40,266
It means absolutely nothing.
366
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:43,236
He's taking us here
to fire us.
367
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:45,605
Uh, I will have
the chicken piccata
368
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:46,773
and a side salad.
369
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:49,609
That sounds good.
370
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,811
Chicken piccata, side salad.
371
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:55,515
Chicken piccata,
salad on the side, please.
372
00:16:55,548 --> 00:17:00,353
I'll start with a side salad,
and, oh, chicken piccata.
373
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:03,223
Chicken piccata, side salad.
374
00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:05,558
Side salad,
chicken piccata on the side.
375
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,093
I'll start with a side salad.
376
00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:10,296
Then a chicken piccata.
377
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,265
Steak, rare.
378
00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:15,669
- Great group! Pizza party!
- How is this a pizza party?
379
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,304
Well, why don't you ask me again
when the five pizzas get here?
380
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:19,372
Yeah, well that's just pizza.
381
00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:20,607
You need at least
one other element
382
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,308
- for it to be a party.
- Okay.
383
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:23,643
You guys ever had
margarita pizza?
384
00:17:23,677 --> 00:17:25,712
- What's that?
- Fresh tomato,
385
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:28,848
with a dollop
of mozzarella cheese.
386
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:32,118
- That's pizza.
- That's regular pizza.
387
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:33,453
Jim, your daughter Cecelia--
388
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,255
what does she think
of the Street?
389
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:37,824
- Uh, the street?
- Sesame Street.
390
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:40,393
Oh! I didn't know
anybody...called--
391
00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:41,561
she likes it a lot.
392
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,263
She, uh, loves Elmo.
393
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:45,732
Elmo. God save us--
the Elmo era.
394
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:48,168
- Right?
- Sesame Streetwas created
395
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,170
to reflect the environment
of the children watching it.
396
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:52,472
The complete self-absorption
of Elmo
397
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,607
is brilliantly reflective
of our time.
398
00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:57,844
Ours is a cultural ghetto.
Wouldn't you agree?
399
00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:01,581
Yeah.
She does like Elmo.
400
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:02,816
"Cultural ghetto"?
401
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,784
Totally, totally agree.
402
00:18:04,818 --> 00:18:08,455
- Completely.
- Apt. Apt analysis, Robert.
403
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,590
The thing that I like
about Elmo
404
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:13,193
is the tickling.
405
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:15,462
Tickle, tickle.
406
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,797
- That's just the toy.
- No, he's like...
407
00:18:17,831 --> 00:18:19,833
Tickle me more!
Tickle me more!
408
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,935
I should not be here.
409
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:24,471
I'm in the--
I was in the wrong--
410
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,740
I'm...I'm sorry.
411
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,575
Uh, just picture me
back there.
412
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,343
I-I was never here.
413
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,751
Jim, you all right?
What are you doing?
414
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,954
Good. What?
Yeah, nothing.
415
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:47,360
Oh, text from Jim.
416
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:50,263
"This is..."
417
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:53,266
Hmm, profound man,
your husband.
418
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,701
You know, I feel
comfortable enough now
419
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:55,869
to ask you this question.
420
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:58,538
What made you pick...
this group?
421
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,407
I just think you guys
are winners,
422
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,708
and I wanted to have lunch
with you.
423
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:02,776
Okay.
424
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,444
all: Aww.
425
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,379
Well, what about
the other guys?
426
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,915
- Losers? Come on.
- Oh, come on.
427
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:10,417
- Come on, come on.
- No. Well...
428
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,218
I guess I think
they're losers.
429
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:15,855
Ah, I knew it. Yes!
430
00:19:15,889 --> 00:19:17,390
Probably shouldn't
have said that.
431
00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:18,958
Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
432
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:22,295
Aha-oo! Their interpretation
of margarita pizza.
433
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,898
Fans of classic pizza
will be psyched.
434
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,268
Oh, text from Jim.
435
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:30,503
"This is getting very weird.
436
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,906
Will explain later."
437
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:37,510
Oh, text from Kevin.
438
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:40,246
"Suck it, losers."
439
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,287
Okay, not to point out
the glaringly obvious,
440
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,322
but doesn't the fact
that I'm in this group
441
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:51,358
make anyone feel
just a little bit better?
442
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:54,594
Oh, this crust is sharp!
443
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,830
I used to be young and cute
444
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:59,699
and sort of funny, and...
445
00:19:59,733 --> 00:20:02,268
I could do those cute,
little cartoons.
446
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:05,338
And everyone who came through
here was like...
447
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:07,674
"who's that receptionist?
I like her."
448
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:11,544
Now I'm just a fat mom.
Yeah.
449
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:13,013
And you take
one look at me
450
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:14,881
and you're like,
"Oh, loser."
451
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:17,617
Come here, Pam.
452
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,786
Chins up, okay?
453
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:22,489
Bad joke.
454
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:23,757
Look around this room.
455
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:26,026
Does this look
like a group of losers?
456
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,261
Seriously.
457
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:35,301
Oh. Oh, God.
458
00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:38,905
One more.
To our boss.
459
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,306
Hey!
460
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:41,174
I don't think
we have to do this again,
461
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:43,009
'cause it's gonna take
the whole--oh.
462
00:20:43,043 --> 00:20:44,377
Yep. Okay.
463
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,447
Kevin, you have to get up.
464
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,555
You know what?
Let us treat you.
465
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,490
What do you say?
It has been such a pleasure.
466
00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:58,825
- I can expense it.
- Let him expense it.
467
00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:00,393
- Let him expense it, Dwight.
- I insist.
468
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:02,395
It is gonna be our treat.
Please?
469
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:03,663
- Thank you. Thank you.
- Okay.
470
00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:05,665
Hi, Mr. Schrute.
I've waited on you before.
471
00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:06,866
I just wanted to let you know
472
00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:09,069
that gratuity is not included
in the bill
473
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:11,037
and tips are expected.
474
00:21:11,071 --> 00:21:13,540
- Oh, tips are expected?
- Yes, sir.
475
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:17,010
Then expect to be shocked.
476
00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:21,014
Jim, you owe me $14.75.
477
00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:23,516
Oscar, $14.75. Darryl...
478
00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:27,520
My entire childhood,
I was the one left out.
479
00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:29,456
And I said to myself, "Gabe,
480
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:32,025
"if you just achieve
some success,
481
00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:33,426
"you'll be part of them.
482
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,562
You'll be
part of the happy ones."
483
00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:37,931
But instead,
people just use my success
484
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:39,699
as a new way to shut me out.
485
00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:43,036
Hey, this ain't no
"Breakfast Club," bitch.
486
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:46,139
Whoo-hoo!
487
00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:49,442
Yeah! Yeah!
488
00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:52,445
Winners!
489
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:53,947
Winners.
490
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,782
Oh!
491
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,852
Hey, guys, we had so much fun.
We had margarita pizza.
492
00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:00,854
We all hung out and got
to know each other better.
493
00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:01,688
How was your lunch?
494
00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:03,790
- It was excellent.
- Good times.
495
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,859
- Yeah? Yeah?
- Oh, we did.
496
00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:07,560
It was the best time.
497
00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:08,728
And you know what?
498
00:22:08,762 --> 00:22:11,031
Now it's over.
Back to work everyone.
499
00:22:11,064 --> 00:22:13,500
You too, Andy.
500
00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:15,101
Yes, I told my boss
to go to work.
501
00:22:15,135 --> 00:22:17,837
Why?
The loser wasn't working.
502
00:22:17,871 --> 00:22:20,740
The loser isn't working.
503
00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:25,078
That loser just isn't
working out, is he?
504
00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:28,114
Poor loser.
505
00:22:28,148 --> 00:22:29,482
I knew it.
506
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:31,418
I just knew,
my whole life,
507
00:22:31,451 --> 00:22:33,753
that everyone
was wrong about me--
508
00:22:33,787 --> 00:22:35,689
my parents,
my teachers,
509
00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:37,991
my friends,
the doctors--
510
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:39,759
everyone.
511
00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:41,027
Well, that was certainly
512
00:22:41,061 --> 00:22:43,997
an odd lunch.
513
00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:47,133
Is everything all right?
514
00:22:47,167 --> 00:22:49,903
Yeah, I'm fine.
515
00:22:54,174 --> 00:22:57,210
Michael believed in me so much.
516
00:22:57,243 --> 00:23:00,914
And this guy thinks I'm a loser.
517
00:23:00,947 --> 00:23:04,050
And he's way smarter
than Michael.
518
00:23:04,084 --> 00:23:05,719
Just--
just take the--
519
00:23:05,752 --> 00:23:06,986
take the casserole
out of the--
520
00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:07,987
- Loser.
- Take it out
521
00:23:08,021 --> 00:23:09,723
of the refrigerator
and put it in the oven.
522
00:23:09,756 --> 00:23:11,024
Uh, it'll be fine.
Just leave it in
523
00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:12,559
for 20 minutes.
524
00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:14,661
- Loser.
- Losers.
525
00:23:14,694 --> 00:23:16,196
When I was a salesman,
I could just be like,
526
00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:17,831
"Not my job,
not my prob.
527
00:23:17,864 --> 00:23:20,633
I'm going to the warehouse
to polish my knob."
528
00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:23,103
Metaphorically, of course.
529
00:23:23,136 --> 00:23:25,538
But now...
it is my job,
530
00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:27,540
and my prob.
531
00:23:35,215 --> 00:23:38,485
Usually when I'm feeling off,
the candy makes everything okay,
532
00:23:38,518 --> 00:23:41,721
but right now,
I actually feel nothing.
533
00:23:41,755 --> 00:23:43,490
Well, my philosophy is,
534
00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:45,492
if you just keep doing
the same thing
535
00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:46,826
over and over again,
536
00:23:46,860 --> 00:23:49,229
eventually you'll get
a different result.
537
00:23:49,262 --> 00:23:50,830
Keep trying.
538
00:23:50,864 --> 00:23:52,032
I guess.
539
00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:57,203
Andy, don't do this.
540
00:23:57,237 --> 00:23:59,039
Don't do this.
541
00:23:59,072 --> 00:24:03,209
God, why are you doing this?
542
00:24:03,243 --> 00:24:05,879
Hi, Robert?
543
00:24:05,912 --> 00:24:07,280
Can you come
out here please?
544
00:24:07,313 --> 00:24:09,249
It's really important.
545
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,754
Just wanted
to clarify something.
546
00:24:14,788 --> 00:24:18,925
Some people here
are under the misconception
547
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:23,563
that some people
may be considered,
548
00:24:23,596 --> 00:24:25,532
uh, let's say top-tier,
549
00:24:25,565 --> 00:24:27,534
and others would be...
550
00:24:27,567 --> 00:24:29,602
- second-tier.
- I never said that.
551
00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:31,771
Thank you. Great.
552
00:24:31,805 --> 00:24:33,039
I said "winners"
and "losers."
553
00:24:33,073 --> 00:24:34,607
Is that what
you're talking about?
554
00:24:34,641 --> 00:24:37,577
Oh, that might--
that actually might be...
555
00:24:37,610 --> 00:24:39,245
what I'm thinking of.
556
00:24:39,279 --> 00:24:42,082
- Can you clarify that?
- Let me tell you some things
557
00:24:42,115 --> 00:24:44,718
I find productive.
558
00:24:44,751 --> 00:24:48,288
Positive reinforcement,
559
00:24:48,321 --> 00:24:49,823
negative reinforcement,
560
00:24:49,856 --> 00:24:51,057
honesty.
561
00:24:51,091 --> 00:24:54,160
I'll tell you some things
I find unproductive.
562
00:24:54,194 --> 00:24:57,664
Constantly worrying
about where you stand
563
00:24:57,697 --> 00:25:00,033
based on inscrutable
social clues,
564
00:25:00,066 --> 00:25:02,836
and then inevitably
reframing it all
565
00:25:02,869 --> 00:25:05,038
in a reassuring way so that
you can get to sleep at night.
566
00:25:05,071 --> 00:25:08,008
No, I do not believe
in that at all.
567
00:25:08,041 --> 00:25:11,077
If I invited you to lunch,
I think you're a winner.
568
00:25:11,111 --> 00:25:12,679
If I didn't, I don't.
569
00:25:12,712 --> 00:25:14,347
But I just met you all.
570
00:25:14,381 --> 00:25:16,783
Life is long.
Opinions change.
571
00:25:16,816 --> 00:25:18,718
Winners, prove me right.
572
00:25:18,752 --> 00:25:21,154
Losers, prove me wrong.
573
00:25:26,626 --> 00:25:29,095
One more thing.
574
00:25:29,129 --> 00:25:32,699
Do not read my private diary
ever again.
575
00:25:37,771 --> 00:25:40,206
I just can't believe
they did that.
576
00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:43,977
I mean...
577
00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:51,317
What kind of people are they?
578
00:25:51,351 --> 00:25:54,354
Whew!
Well, I guess that's that.
579
00:25:54,387 --> 00:25:59,793
No.
No, no.
580
00:26:00,927 --> 00:26:02,829
Andy, don't go in there!
581
00:26:02,862 --> 00:26:05,198
I'm going in there.
582
00:26:09,869 --> 00:26:12,639
I know that every time
I talk to you,
583
00:26:12,672 --> 00:26:14,407
things just seem
to get worse.
584
00:26:14,441 --> 00:26:17,811
But you don't know
these people and I do.
585
00:26:17,844 --> 00:26:20,113
And if I let you work
with faulty information,
586
00:26:20,146 --> 00:26:23,049
well, then I'm not doing my job
as regional manager.
587
00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:27,954
So...please take this pen
and change your list.
588
00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:29,989
I'm not going to change
my list, Andy,
589
00:26:30,023 --> 00:26:31,958
and I don't use ballpoint pens.
590
00:26:31,991 --> 00:26:34,127
Well, then
591
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,329
I will make
a new list for you.
592
00:26:41,001 --> 00:26:42,902
Stanley--
593
00:26:42,936 --> 00:26:44,904
you may think
he's a lazy grump,
594
00:26:44,938 --> 00:26:46,873
but did you know that he has
the most consistently high
595
00:26:46,906 --> 00:26:49,009
sales numbers of anyone
in this office?
596
00:26:49,042 --> 00:26:51,077
And you may think
he's hard to love,
597
00:26:51,111 --> 00:26:52,679
but did you know
that he's in, not one,
598
00:26:52,712 --> 00:26:54,981
but two long-term
romantic relationships?
599
00:26:55,015 --> 00:26:58,218
I did not know
about the sales figures.
600
00:26:58,251 --> 00:27:00,153
Meredith Palmer,
supplier relations--
601
00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:03,223
the word "no,"
not even in her vocabulary.
602
00:27:03,256 --> 00:27:05,825
And just to show you that
I'm being fair, you had Gabe
603
00:27:05,859 --> 00:27:07,994
in the loser column.
I think that is...
604
00:27:08,028 --> 00:27:11,331
astute.
Good call.
605
00:27:11,364 --> 00:27:16,002
Pam--easily
the most creative
606
00:27:16,036 --> 00:27:18,471
and kind person
I have ever worked with.
607
00:27:18,505 --> 00:27:19,906
Jim, shut the door.
608
00:27:19,939 --> 00:27:22,175
- This is just gross.
- Shh!
609
00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:25,445
Erin Hannon--the receptionist
and my closest confidante--
610
00:27:25,478 --> 00:27:27,814
a winner
if there ever was one.
611
00:27:27,847 --> 00:27:31,184
I like my new group.
612
00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:33,787
I liked my old group.
613
00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:36,823
- Are we done?
- Yes. No.
614
00:27:36,856 --> 00:27:38,792
The Friday
before Columbus Day
615
00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:40,393
we're going to take
a half-day
616
00:27:40,427 --> 00:27:42,762
so that everyone can get a jump
on the long weekend.
617
00:27:42,796 --> 00:27:45,331
You want a 3 1/2 day weekend
for Columbus Day.
618
00:27:45,365 --> 00:27:47,867
Yes, I do.
619
00:27:47,901 --> 00:27:50,437
And you are aware
that Columbus and his legions
620
00:27:50,470 --> 00:27:53,206
committed genocide against
an entire civilization
621
00:27:53,239 --> 00:27:54,774
of Native Americans.
622
00:27:54,808 --> 00:27:58,144
I don't care.
623
00:28:06,786 --> 00:28:08,822
Hey, guys!
624
00:28:08,855 --> 00:28:12,992
So Columbus Day--we got
that half-day on Friday.
625
00:28:13,026 --> 00:28:14,861
We get that every year.
626
00:28:14,894 --> 00:28:17,197
Well, you got it
this year too.
627
00:28:18,965 --> 00:28:21,768
- Good night, Andy.
- Good night.
628
00:28:21,801 --> 00:28:24,170
Good-bye.
629
00:28:24,204 --> 00:28:25,205
Good night, Andy.
630
00:28:28,908 --> 00:28:33,079
- Good night.
- Good night.
631
00:28:44,290 --> 00:28:45,892
All right, I'm going
to go warm up the car.
632
00:28:45,925 --> 00:28:48,128
- Okay.
- Okay.
633
00:28:48,161 --> 00:28:49,896
Oh, uh,
you dropped something!
634
00:28:49,929 --> 00:28:52,132
Jim!
635
00:28:52,165 --> 00:28:56,102
Okay, I know I've been crying
easily today, but...
636
00:28:58,104 --> 00:29:01,975
I mean, that's just
pretty killer, right?
637
00:29:02,008 --> 00:29:04,544
I mean, maybe it's stupid.
638
00:29:04,577 --> 00:29:07,313
No...
639
00:29:07,347 --> 00:29:09,949
It's wonderful.
640
00:29:09,983 --> 00:29:14,187
I'm going to frame it.
641
00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:16,189
I can always unframe it.
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