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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:12,000 Excuse me, do you mind if I, uh... 2 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,000 Free country. 3 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,000 What's that? 4 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:24,000 Oh, nothing. 5 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,000 Sure it's not a one-minute time machine? 6 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,000 Huh? 7 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:31,000 Damn it. 8 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:36,000 Excuse me, do you mind if I, uh... 9 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,000 Free country. 10 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,000 What's that? 11 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,000 Oh, nothing. 12 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,000 Sure it's not a one-minute time machine? 13 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,000 Huh? 14 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,000 Damn it. 15 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,000 My lunchbox. 16 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,000 It's weird. 17 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,000 I like weird. 18 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,000 Cool. 19 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000 I'm Lanez. 20 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,000 I'm James. 21 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,000 James. 22 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,000 Are you trying to pick me up? 23 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,000 No, come on. 24 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:07,000 Do I look that strong? 25 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,000 Are you trying to pick me up? 26 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,000 Yes. 27 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:13,000 I'm... I mean, trying to. 28 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,000 Try harder. 29 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,000 Um... 30 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,000 High. 31 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,000 Harder. 32 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,000 Coffee. 33 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,000 Harder. 34 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,000 Dinner. 35 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 Dinner. 36 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:29,000 We go back to my place. 37 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,000 Right now? 38 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,000 And make sweet love. 39 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,000 Oh. 40 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,000 And fuck our brains out. 41 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,000 Finally. 42 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:42,000 I'm so sick of men who can't just ask for what they want. 43 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:45,000 I want you to spank my bad little boy bottom. 44 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,000 Oh, um... 45 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,000 Come on. 46 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,000 I thought you'd... 47 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,000 No, no. 48 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,000 I want to spank you. 49 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,000 We're going. 50 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:56,000 Right now. 51 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,000 Oh. 52 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,000 Hey. 53 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,000 You like science. 54 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,000 Science. 55 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,000 My five-year-old niece likes science. 56 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:06,000 I have a doctorate in quantum mechanics. 57 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,000 Oh, you like theoretical quantum mechanics regarding both our perceptions of time 58 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,000 and how we deal with universal spatial geography. 59 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,000 Um... 60 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,000 Yeah. 61 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,000 What's your favorite part? 62 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,000 The butt. 63 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,000 We were still talking about science. 64 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,000 Time travel. 65 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,000 Me too. 66 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,000 Oh. 67 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,000 It's amazing. 68 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,000 Scary as shit, though, right? 69 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,000 I know. 70 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,000 Wait. 71 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,000 What? 72 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,000 Why? 73 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,000 Well, have you read the chapter on practical application? 74 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,000 Of course I read the chapter on practical application. 75 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,000 And? 76 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,000 And I am just going to hit this little red button here. 77 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,000 What? 78 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,000 Excuse me. 79 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,000 I'm sorry. 80 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,000 Who are you? 81 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,000 What are you doing with my book? 82 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,000 Shh. 83 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,000 I need to read this real fast. 84 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Don't worry. 85 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,000 This one doesn't even count. 86 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,000 Let's see here, huh? 87 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,000 95 pages? 88 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,000 Fuck that. 89 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,000 No, I haven't actually read that. 90 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,000 I've been too busy doing instead of reading. 91 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,000 Doing like... 92 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:05,000 Doing actual practical time traveling? 93 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,000 Have... 94 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,000 Have you used that yet? 95 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,000 I don't know. 96 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,000 Maybe. 97 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,000 For me? 98 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,000 Does that creep you out? 99 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,000 No. 100 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:19,000 No, it's actually really beautiful. 101 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,000 You really think so? 102 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,000 Yeah, I've never had a man fight for me before, 103 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,000 let alone die for me. 104 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,000 I'm sorry, die? 105 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,000 No, I'm still here. 106 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,000 Yeah, not you, exactly. 107 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,000 But that's the point of the chapter, right? 108 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,000 Time travel's impossible. 109 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,000 It's not impossible. 110 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,000 I've done it. 111 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,000 No. 112 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,000 Every time you've pushed that button, 113 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:40,000 you've created a copy of yourself in a parallel world 114 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:43,000 that exists one minute in your past. 115 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,000 And your original body dies in the genuine, 116 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:49,000 or the earlier universe. 117 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,000 Oh. 118 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,000 How many times? 119 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,000 I don't know. 120 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,000 Maybe 16? 121 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,000 Ah! 122 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,000 Help! 123 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:01,000 Anybody? 124 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,000 Oh. 125 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,000 Nothing. 126 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,000 Gotta... 127 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,000 Are you... 128 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,000 Oh, my God! 129 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,000 Oh, God! 130 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,000 Shit! 131 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,000 Someone please help me! 132 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,000 Oh, God! 133 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,000 It's touching me! 134 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,000 Okay, okay, wake up now. 135 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,000 Ah! 136 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,000 I've killed myself 16 times. 137 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,000 You're the bright side. 138 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,000 You're the first successful multiple suicide. 139 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,000 That's pretty cool. 140 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,000 Hey, look. 141 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,000 Let's go back to my place 142 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:40,000 and just forget all about this stupid little murder box. 143 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,000 Murder box? 144 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,000 The suicide machine one. 145 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,000 Who cares? 146 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,000 That wasn't you. 147 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,000 It was them. 148 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,000 Hmm? 149 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,000 I can't. 150 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,000 Shit, really? 151 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,000 How am I ever gonna get a boner again, 152 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,000 knowing what I know? 153 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,000 I... 154 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:00,000 Damn it. 155 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Regina 2, you better thank me for this. 156 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,000 What's your favorite part? 157 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,000 Time travel. 158 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,000 Me too. 159 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,000 It's amazing. 160 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,000 Scary is... 161 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,000 Scary? 162 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,000 What do you mean? 163 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,000 No, nothing. 164 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:19,000 I mean, it's not like this is some multidimensional murder box or anything, right? 165 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,000 Huh? 166 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 Damn it. 167 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,000 You9605

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