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Original subtitles

Somber music

This is Pak Bank…the bank we have to rob

Punjabi boy...

Do you think it’ll be as easy as you’re saying it is?

Hey, how many times have I told you there’s no such thing as a Punjabi boy!

Upbeat music

♪ I’m a Punjabi lad

♪ They say I have a lobby

♪ They don’t understand,

♪ populating is our hobby!

♪ That’s why I was given the key to the treasury

♪ When will you get it? My only interest is food.

♪ Feed me and feed yourself.

♪ I’m Nawaz Sindhi.

♪ I can only get vegetables cooked at home.

♪ But even those are burnt.

♪ That’s how my wife cooks.

♪ I asked for bread to be made.

♪ But I also want tea.

Tea?

Get me a cup of tea. Prove you’re a good host.

Nawaz swallows audibly

Nawaz Sindhi,

if any friend dares to ask for tea,

Tell him to get lost.

I don’t think any of your guests are worthy of my tea.

Remember that before you ask me.

Otherwise you know my name.

Sahiba Begum!!

Intense music

Sahiba Begum

Uh…my friend’s here

Could we get some tea?

Oh…I should make tea for you…

for your useless friend.

You don’t deserve this tea

Come here, come here!

Are you the son of a lord?

Nawaz grunts

You have no money,

no job,

and you want to be served tea?

And then you bring your useless friends

Take that!

Your friends are as useless as you are.

And this Punjabi boy? All he wants is to eat!

He just has a bad reputation…

even though everyone here is hungry.

Whoever can, will eat.

I got trapped when I married so young.

But…I was the younger one!

That’s what I meant about marrying young!

What did you promise me?

You’ll make me the lady of the house?

Some lady and some house!

Sahiba Begum!

My life is ruined

You said you’re a landlord.

You have a lot of land.

All you gave me was a plot in the desert.

Hush, please.

You hush.

You hush.

Like you stand with hands clasped in front of your landlord.

You are no landlord.

You are a peasant. A laborer.

Just wait till water comes to my barren land.

Then you’ll see, everything will be green in our lives….

which reminds me…

maybe a cup of green tea?

Unless you earn something,

get water and greenery on your land like you promised,

neither you nor your guests will get this tea.

Music plays

Where are you running to? Come here!

Music plays

Punjabi grunts

Tea?

Coming!

Music plays

I HAVE MADE THE PLAN FOR HOW WE’RE GOING TO ROB PAK BANK

Oh, was I too loud?

Punjabi boy

Think again,

I’m not sure robbing a bank is a good plan.

You’re the one who’s always ready to steal and rob.

Now when it’s your right, you’re suddenly having second thoughts.

WHEN HAVE I ROBBED OR STOLEN?

As if you’re innocent yourself.

Pure as milk!

Hey, ok, we’ll fight later.

Listen to me…We’re not stealing from this bank...

I know. We’re robbing it!

Nooo…

We’re just taking the money back that

our leaders stole from us and put there in this bank.

Stolen money needs to be stolen back. That’s the rule here.

Where?

Here, I mean.

In this world?

Yes, in this world, this universe. And this country. Etc. Etc.

They call it Pak (pure) Bank…

and then keep all the impure money of corrupt leaders.

And that’s why we have to steal this impure money. To make it pure again

What do you think?

Can the two of us do this job?

Alone?

First of all,

two can’t be alone.

And second, no.

The two of us can’t do it alone.

We need more people

who have lost their money to these corrupt leaders.

You mean a bigger team?

Yes

Meaning more meetings?

Yes

Meaning in my house?

Yes

Meaning they’ll want tea?

You’re worried about measly tea.

I’m footing the bill for this whole plan.

It’s your father’s…

It’s my father, so it’s my money.

Forget it. Let’s have tea.

Forget tea. It’s lunch time. Let’s have lunch.

Great!

(Calling wife) Bring food for the guest….

Nawaz grunts

Punjabi grunts

Door opening

Intense music plays

You finish this one while I get another steaming hot one.

Sahiba grunts

Footsteps

Door slamming shut

Punjabi chuckles, then starts humming

Wow, Nawaz Sindhi!

Your bread, like your wife, is burned to a crisp!

Tell me right now!

After robbing the bank, will I have enough money

to water my barren life?

I guarantee it!

We can - together, as one

steal our money back from these politicians.

This robbery is our

Money Back Guarantee!

Intro music

♪ Companion…

Background music continues

I am Ghaffar Ali Mahajir.

Everyone calls me G.A. Mahajir.

Background music continues

♪ The moving sea is our companion

Background music continues

♪ We are the son of the sea

Hey! Pretty girl!

Loser!

You are useless!

♪ We are the owners of thunderstorms

♪ We face all the difficulties with a smile

Watch it! Are you blind?

The entire nation is busy with phone packages. Stupid jerk!

People call me by all sorts of weird names.

But no one calls me their own.

That is my only gripe with everyone.

Why do you always call me that?

Why do you

always call me that?

No

Sometimes I call you other names.

G.Laughs

Will you be angry if I call you (uses slur)?

Mind your tongue! Otherwise I’ll call the boys, understand?

Then I’m also not a "Kurrenta" or "Choorra".

No, I know. You’re Christian Bail.

Who just got out on bail from jail yesterday!

Now you’re really Christian Bail!

G.Laughs

Why are you always pleased when a minority is put down?

Oh, alright! Tell me

what did this minority report to get him sent to jail?

You know, Ghaffar Ali,

I have many issues here.

I finally got hired as a cook.

When the head of the household found out I was Christian Bail,

he started screaming at his wife

that she’d been feeding him food cooked by my dirty hands.

When I tried to leave, he started assaulting me.

Intense music

Jail door opening

Policeman: Get up quickly! Sir is calling you!

And then, they put me in jail. Accused me of a crime

that’s punishable without evidence.

Pensive music

Bless those two who got me out of that legality, illegally!

Which two?

I’ll tell you.

First tell me,

what is your main issue in this country?

My main issue…

Main Puri / Chewing tobacco

Did you bring it?

Here, I got that, but it’s a contraband, so hide it.

My main issue is a white collar job.

That’s why party was made

So I could solve my issues and get a white collar job.

So, did you solve your issues?

Did you get a job?

Quota system? Jobs?

Almost... no!

Let’s see then

It’s time to resolve your issues.

Will you give me a white collar job?

Your habits will soil your white collar in any case.

I have a better offer for you.

What?

Background music

You…you gas pimp.

My name is Sanam Baloch.

Get out of here.

Again? You’re creating a ruckus.

What’s your problem?

Gas!

Then have an antacid!

“They sold my homeland’s gas - and handed us guns and bombs…

They’ve taken everything from us and left us to wander aimlessly.”

Listen woman!

If you want to live here, then shush! Stay quiet.

I’ll speak because my lips are free - Go away, you thief.

You go away…

You go!

Do you want a gas supply in your house?

Gotcha!

Yes!

Then come! Support G.A. Mahajir!

Who do we have to turn now?

To Illyas Kashmiri

intense music plays as dogs bark and chase Ilyas

Dog barking

Illyas Kashmiri,

why are dogs always chasing you?

Not all dogs, only stray dogs.

What are you searching for? Freedom?

Yes…Though right now I’m looking for Irfan Pathan.

Comedic music

Chai wala is going viral!

News continues in different languages

Music intensifying

Hey, Truck Driver! Have you seen Irfan Pathan?

Intense music plays

Have you seen Irfan Pathan?

Intense music plays

Hey, Security Guard! Have you seen Irfan Pathan?

Oh buddy, I am here!

So, you thought that since its Irfan Pathan,

he’ll obviously be a truck driver, a guard, or a tea vendor?

No, that’s not true.

You stereotyped Irfan Pathan!

Truck driver

Guard

Teaboy

and…

Shoemaker.. cobbler!

Yes! Shoemaker.

Conductor

Laborer

And whenever you make a joke with an idiot,

you give me the leading role.

Because YOU ARE AN IDIOT!

IDIOT! (Echo)

Phone ring

Pathan grunts

feelingless nation

Okay

So, Illyas Kashmiri is intelligent and Irfan Pathan is an idiot?

Yeah.

We’ll decide now.

Pathan grunts

Music plays

Pathan grunts

Since you’re so intelligent…

hey, bring 2 teas…

Now tell me,

what do you want from me?

No, you tell me.

What does Irfan Pathan want in life?

Is that a trick question?

Tsk...like Illyas Kashmiri wants freedom…

what does Irfan Pathan want?

I want…

respect!

You don’t want weed?

THIS!

This kind of talk…

making jokes about me.

Thinking I’m inferior and stupid.

This mindset has to change.

Irfan Pathan only wants respect.

But you agree,

whether its freedom or respect,

money can buy everything?

Yeah, that I agree.

Then, meet our team…

Music Intensifies

Cardboard cut-outs fall

Actually, they’re all busy planning and couldn’t be here,

so I had to get standees.

Music plays

Welcome to Pak Bank

To use this ATM, insert your card

Your desired number

Your account

Enter your desired amount

Thank you for using Pak Bank ATM.

When leaving, be cautious of suspicious people around you.

International money transfer becomes easy…

Device beeps as money is transferred

What are you doing?

It’s not your father’s money.

Stop!

Someone stop…

HELP

Thank you for your cooperation.

(Chanting…Vote for Bux!)

What is our issue?

Our issue is that no one...

no one knows the language of love.

And we think that no one understands the language of love.

But if you live with love and give love, you will get love.

That's why I have only 3 principles….

Respect.

Honesty.

And…love!

Love!

(Chants of Vote for Bux and Love)

Manager Bux!

Soft music starts to fade

He was transferring money from your bank’s ATM.

Your clients are at stake.

The bank’s reputation is at stake.

This is our internal matter.

We’ll handle it ourselves.

Suspenseful music plays

criminal chews audibly

So, what were we talking about?

Love!

Now if I were to be angry at this poor guy, would that be right?

If I were to beat him up?

The world does not run on beatings.

The only thing that runs the world is…

With Love! With Love!

Tsk…tsk…

look how hard he was holding him.

His neck has bruises.

Are you ok my boy?

Are you ok? No?

Let's go to washroom and freshen up!

Criminal struggles to breathe

Are you fresh now?? Yes? No?

Oh…your chewing gum fell.

Here eat it!

bubbles emerge as criminal drowns

I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!

Music Plays

Bux chuckles

Birds chirping

Music Intensifies

Bux Grunts

Are you ok my boy?

How’re you feeling now?

Alright? Yes? Yes?

Will you return my money now?

Yes, I will .. Yes, I will .. Yes, I will!

Mr. Bux

Yes?

Miss Bella is here.

Oh!

Criminal falls to the ground

These foreigners are always on time!

Footsteps

What about him?

Put him...

Inside the ATM Machine!

Yes!

Of course!

Footsteps

Oh hello! I am Bella from Times Magazine.

Hello Miss Bella, good morning! I am Bux.

My job here is to make a better image of the bank.

Welcome to Pak Bank!

Ok Thank you!

No No!

This is not for you,

it’s just for the locals please!

This way..

Dramatic music plays

Sure took a lot of effort to fit him in the ATM machine!

Attention everyone!

Please stop staring at the blonde and focus on your work!

Thank you

(People chanting) Please have mercy on everyone. Akram! Akram!

What is going on over here?

Oh, Election Day is near and these idiots are just excited about it.

Are they going to be this excited on the day of the election too?

No, that day they will sleep...

Sir bux, did you cast your vote?

Mind your own business. Got it?

(Crowd chanting) Akram! Akram!

They are also excited about the election?

No, they are just watching the cricket match toss.

Toss?

Shushing

Bux grunts

Man grunts, surprised

Miss Bella is a reporter from Times Magazine.

She wants to know what’s so special about a toss?

That’s the only time when we can see our money going up.

Damn! Missed it … you made me miss it!

Bux grunts

Here, place the bet for me. Get lost.

This way please, I have a treat for you.

Look at it! This is the model of our Pak Bank’s building.

You’d think you’d seen it somewhere before,

but this design is so original.

It was not designed by an architect,

but by a lawyer!

Dramatic music continues

This map of Pak Bank looks very familiar.

I’m sure the architect copied it.

Well, nobody does anything original here.

Everyone’s a copycat.

You guys are lazy and just talk aimlessly

I’m busy - my time is precious.

Let’s discuss what we’re going to do.

Ok! So, this bank has four parts.

Each part has its own locker.

And that locker has the money which their leaders stole from them.

To get our money back,

we have to go to the locker of our area

What happened to him now?

(While crying) Which locker should I go to?

That is why I ask for my own area.

So I can have a defined area for myself.

But if you get separated,

then how will we rob the bank together?

This robbery requires us to be together and united!

Whenever I talk about my separate entity,

you start coming at me with all this smart stuff.

I am begging you all,

what do I even have except the beach?

And yet you won’t let me make it an independent territory.

Although I don’t have the right to interfere in your domestic issues,

but look, Ghaffar Ali Muhajir…

G.A. MUHAJIR

Okay, G.A. Muhajir...

Brother,

why do you talk about separation?

What do you think Sanam Baloch? Isn’t it wrong?

What’s wrong in that? I feel the same!

Because you’re being lured by the neighbor.

Even I don’t want to live with my neighbor.

I don’t like him.

Really?

So you want to live with us??

Well, we will see … do something … make something

Wow!

I think I’m the only one who truly loves this country!

Because you’re the favored one!

They feed you the most.

Even then you’re always hungry!

Punjabi boy, tell me one thing.

I want white collar job

He wants rights,

He wants water,

She wants gas,

He wants respect and he wants freedom.

What do you want?

Me??

Music intensifies

(Names a popular local dish)

Dammit,

you’ve eaten everything and you’re still hungry?

What else do you want?

We eat as per our requirement... which is a lot!

Why don’t you control your population then?

Look who is talking...

you have the most children.

Oh Makkar!! (Slang)

You have a lot of ego?

I will slap you so hard that you will start flying.

I dare you!

Not me! I meant him

choes ensues as the gang scuffles

I was right. Your name might mean ‘respect’,

but you have no self-respect at all!

Huh! Hold it!

And yours means ‘conscience’ but your conscience is dead!

It's dead bro!

I killed my conscience and now I’ll kill you!

Oh! There goes my job...

Boss, are you hurt?

Can’t you see he’s bleeding? Even then you’re asking if he’s hurt?

Bella! Look… a bird!

Bird?

Minions heads clash

Listen! Don’t fight! We will never succeed if we fight like this.

Pak Bank's success depends only on counting money together!

Mr. Bux! I sacrificed my morals for this party

and you gave the ticket to him.

Mr. Bux, I have given up on my values for this party!

You didn’t give up anything! I have bought you both!

You bought us at such a low price!

Boss, even a 2722 sq ft. plot is more expensive than that.

Look, if you keep fighting like this before the election

then it’ll hurt our party's image.

How will we get votes?

We have to portray a really good image of our party before election.

Do you understand?

Straighten your tie!

You guys are getting my point right?

Music plays as Akram converses inaudibly

What are the outside guards doing inside?

Sir, they are asking the management

for some changes in the system.

I wonder when these outside guards

will stop interfering in our internal matters?

Sir, we have to listen to them because elections are near.

In fact not just them, we have to listen to everybody!

Hmmm good idea! We might get our chance too!

I like your moustache!

Thank you Sir!

Is everything okay?

Yes, everything is fine!

Come! let me show you something.

Minions grunt angrily at each other

G.A. spits in a cup

For centuries now, our politicians are keeping the money

they stole from us in these lockers to keep it safe from us.

In reality, these lockers are bigger than our problems

and deeper than the politicians’ pockets.

Still they’ve taken so much that even these lockers are full.

II don’t understand how people can be full!

Their security is so tight

that no one can go near the lockers except the Bank's Manager.

Footsteps

Allow me to show you our bank’s vault.

Bank vault opens

Music intensifies

This is interesting, Miss Bella, isn’t it?

Yes!

Look at all these poor people … they’re all over the floor.

You can walk all over their faces if you want!

You can wipe your feet all over their faces if you want!

And you can stomp all over their faces if you want!

Bux screams

Music begins to play as Bux sings

♪ Lets Go, Lets Go

♪ Lets move forward, Lets move forward

♪ Trust us…now!!!

Phone rings as Bella crashes

Hello!

Yeah, is the food ready? I’m coming!

door slaps shut

Hey!!!

Oh lord!

What security...

how will we get this money out?

Let me tell you!

With his passion

…my power

…his generosity

...his intelligence

...his patience

...her loyalty

...and his farsightedness!

Wow! I don't know why people think you’re an idiot.

You’re actually very intelligent!

GA Laughs

What? You think he is intelligent?

You’re talking rubbish again?

Come on, let’s arm wrestle.

to know who is more intelligent!

No, i am not going to wrestle with you.

I know you’re only looking for excuses to touch me.

Another stereotype!

When that’s usually in this idiot's city.

Oh!

Who did you call an idiot???

You!

the group scuffles and Kashmiri falls to the ground

Oh, he’s victimized once again.

Don’t worry..

it’s a very small bruise for Ilyas Kashmiri.

He has been through bigger traumas.

We should ignore him and get busy with our lives.

You are right!

background music plays

Announcement plays

Yes Sir?

What are they doing in my office?

Did I not make myself clear when I said don’t bring such poor clients to me?

Are Zameer and Zarf dead?

Sorry Sir!

No sorries!

You are fired!

But Sir..

No no no! Clean your table before the evening.

Now get lost!

Get Lost!

Announcement plays

footsteps

Announcement plays

So, how can I help you?

My daughter says that Pak Bank is our country's bank…

And we should deposit our money here,

so our country can get benefit from it.

That's great! It's our pleasure!

Charity begins at home.. right?

What’s your name?

Kiran

Oh wow!

Such a beautiful name!

Kiran is always worried about her country

Although she is just 10 years old,

but in everything, she thinks about this country and its people.

Great!

That’s amazing! She’s not just a blessing for you,

she’s a blessing for all of us!

Bux Laughs

Mr. Bux!

Mr. President is calling you.

But why? is everything fine?

Doesn’t look like it!

Ok I am coming, you can go.

Intense music plays

Alright!

Don’t worry. Your money is safe here!

Kiran…

Would you like a lollipop?

Say thank you!

No, I don't think you should. It’s bad for your teeth.

Doesn’t your mother check you?

It's okay

You shouldn’t let her.

Alright, bye!

Bye!

Footsteps

Chair utters foreign sounds tempting Manager Bux

The election’s on our heads.

We need to save not just ours, but also the bank's reputation.

So, why have you called this reporter Bella for the bank’s coverage at such a critical time?

Sir, I thought we’ll get good international coverage. It’ll impress everyone.

Good coverage? Bella has totally ruined our reputation!

Have a look!

Have a look!

She says that we don’t get along.

you have no self-respect at all!

We’re faking being nice just because of the elections.

Akram! Akram!

And our people have lost all hope in us.

Damn, I lost because of you!

We only protect money here,

and not people

Walk all over their faces…

And that we’ve become emotionless.

blood drips

What’s happening?

Nothing Sir! You stay here. I’ll go check.

Chaos ensues as people riot

What’s going on?

Chaos continues

Sir, some rats have entered the bank

and they’re destroying the peace.

Then call the guards from outside!

Sir, we don’t need the guards to handle this chaos,

I can handle this myself!

Really? Go, handle it then!

Chaos continues

Relax. Relax! Stop! Stop!!

Calm down everyone! Where is the mouse?

Tell me where is the mouse! Calm down! Relax! Where is the mouse? Relax!

Here it is!

Chaos continues

Outside Guards!

suspenseful music plays as minions yelp with fear

Rat falls to the ground

The rats are dead.

Your peace is restored.

And thank you very much for inviting me

in to interfere in your internal matters!

But if you face any problems again,

you’ll have to solve them yourself.

Thank you!

Yes, we can take care of our own defense.

Your defense is still on Phase 1.

And our defence...

has reached Phase 11!

Bux and minions gasp

footsteps

And our planning has not reached any phase yet.

To make a solid plan, one of us will have to get a job in the bank!

Nobody will give me a white collar job.

And I am not willing to do any other dirty collar job

Nawaz Sindhi…

Since you guys have a quota,

you can get a job anywhere

Oh stop this nonsense!

G.A. Muhajir is right!

Nawaz Sindhi has more chances to get the job!

I think it’s easier for Christian Bail to get the job.

People here are very impressed by them.

They’re impressed by the fair skinned ones …

not these dark complexions.

People call me degrading names here.

Nawaz Sindhi … You’ll have to go for the bank job.

I’m telling you…

Christian Bail has more chances of getting the job.

Let’s bet on that!

The loser will serve all of us tea.

Yeah! Yes!

Oh no!

That’s high stakes.

Can’t you ask for something smaller?

soft music plays

Who’s inside?

I think Mahajir is taking a bath…

G.A. Mahajir?

Impossible!

I think I’ll just go on the back wall!

Punjabi grunts

Door opens

Just 1 minute.

I’m almost done. 1 minute.

Oh, just take your time.

Why are you always so worried?

Worried?

No

Are you upset because of your wife?

No

The poor thing’s upset because of me.

What have I given her in all these years?

Except for a barren piece of land.

All because of you, asshole!

Me?

Yes, you!

You’ve kept all the water for your own house.

I only got a drought.

A drought?

Drought!

Lack of food.

Drought! My land is desperate for just a drop of water.

The drop that you take for granted.

intense music plays

Ask me

The value of a single drop

intense music plays

Only when a man is desperate for water does he learn its worth.

intense music plays

You have water - a lot of it.

That’s why you’ll never learn to value it.

Never!

Never!

Never!

I don’t think I’ll get a job in this bank.

What do you think?

People will discriminate against minorities here?

Hmmm…

Let’s go! Listen here.

These people are not that bad.

You’ve never tried to understand that.

ID?

intense music plays

I’ll just give you guys tea.

First become worthy of having it.

Huh.

intense music plays

You go inside.

God willing, you’ll return with a job.

I’m waiting outside.

intense music continues

We need qualified people like you. You’re hired.

Thank you Sir!

upbeat music plays

See, I told you.

These people are not bad.

They did give a job to a guy like you.

upbeat music plays

Ok, sorry!

When are you supposed to join?

They’re saying be at your seat tomorrow morning.

Listen

Yes

Clean this seat too

Yes Sir.

Bux hums while washing hands

Bux hums

Tip?

No

Eidi?

Why?

EId is not your festival, is it?

Hmm

No

Bux continues to hum

They say Eid is not your festival.

Then they say, Christmas is not our festival.

That’s why we end up with nothing.

Oh, you’re a fake, Ilyas Kashmiri.

You were only born there.

You’ve lived your life in the capital.

You don’t even go there on vacations and you talk about freedom?

Mummy Daddy’s spoilt brat!

Iliyas and Pathan crash into the table

Happy now?

Ok, darling, let’s talk later. Bye

Phone begins to ring

Move!

Phone begins to ring

Christian Bail is calling.

Yes, Bail, how’s your job going?

There’s a lot of work.

I have to take care of 4 seats in one place.

Tell me quick. What’s the situation inside?

First, I want to tell you about my inside situation Sanam.

What? What happened to your insides?

Ever since I’ve seen you Sanam.

Something’s happened to me…

Bail…

Don’t ask me to stay quiet today.

Let me tell you that I love you very, very much Sanam.

Be mine Sanam. Now I even have a job.

Christian Bail begins to sing

Listen, Christian Bail…

If marriage is a problem, I can change…

You’re on speaker phone!

What?

Everyone is listening to you…

Since when?

Since the beginning!

Why didn’t you tell me in the beginning?

You didn’t give me a chance.

Alright. Let’s forget about this rubbish.

Let’s talk about work.

Is he supposed to discuss it in front of everyone or alone?

I’ve figured out that the security here looks very solid.

but is actually quite loose.

No guard forgoes an opportunity to sleep on duty.

If he’s awake, then he’s either on his phone,

or chatting with another guard.

And security cameras?

There are security cameras

But no one knows who checks them.

I’m 99.9% sure that these cameras don’t work.

And, checking at the entrance?

The checking is very strict.

But like everywhere else in the country,

it’s only a nuisance for the common people.

If someone enters by force,

they can’t do anything.

So, are you saying…

Don’t talk to him. He’ll become crazier. You ask him.

So, are you saying that if we’re armed and enter the bank,

no one can stop us?

Certainly not.

So, you’re not saying that?

No, no, that’s what I’m saying.

If you’re armed and enter the bank, security will not stop you.

It’s done then.

Tomorrow, after breakfast, we’ll rob the bank.

Ok, let me work now.

Come to my office.

Coming Sir!

Hand me my gun!

So, how’re we going to take all these weapons in the morning?

If we get checked, we’ll be in jail before we get to the bank.

Don’t worry.

I have a magic vehicle

where even if you sit with all weapons displayed, no one cares.

Show it to me. What is this?

I’ll show you in the morning.

For now, Nawaz, get me a cup of tea.

Nawaz?

Where is he?

He was right here...

Nawaz!

Where is he?

Nawaz?

Where is he?

Nawaz?

Dramatic music plays

Nawaz?

Where is he?

Nawaz?

I’ve been caught red-handed.

Wonder what he’ll do to me now?

Bail trembles in fear while Akram lights a cig

He seems very angry.

I can feel the heat till here.

Who were you talking to in the bathroom?

I was…

Before you lie, let me tell you one thing.

I know everything.

So before you lie, think about it.

I hate lies!

Sir…

I’m not involved in this.

Who were you talking to?

….A friend.

We are not very good friends.

We just met.

Friend?

Friend?

Why don’t you admit it,

it’s your girlfriend!

No sir! I mean, yes!

Come sit

footstep

Chairs creaking

Chairs creaking

You’ve met recently?

Yes

Have you told her?

Yes

Did she spit in your face?

What?

Never mind. Keep at it.

She’ll agree one day.

Yes

God willing?

God willing?

Aren’t you Christian Bail?

Yes,

sometimes I say it.

Oh Jesus!

I forgot to tell you what I called you for.

At your service, sir.

You know that election are near

and everyone is plotting,

planning and scheming.

I want the next government to be mine.

And I can’t lose this chair.

And I can’t lose this chair.

In our Pak Bank's surroundings

specially during elections,

all the planning,

discussions,

and politics...

are held in the bathroom

Your job is to listen and report to me.

You will listen to people.

If anyone talks about me or my party

You’ll immediately report to me.

Got it sir.

The whole nation is sleeping, but you should stay awake brothers!

The whole nation is sleeping, but you should stay awake brothers!

Pensive music plays

Punjabi Boy,

you have consumed all the water?

Can’t you leave any for the rest of us?

Why are you being so fussy?

I’ll bring you a water bottle from downstairs.

He’s making a damn fool of you.

No dam.

Just a fool!

Leave it.

So tomorrow, we’re going to rob the bank with full force?

Yes,

there’s nothing safer for us.

Are we all ready?

Yes, totally .

Don’t forget breakfast!

Dammit!

Is your magical car coming tomorrow?

Yes, yes, it’s coming,

One important thing.

When you guys go for the robbery tomorrow,

drop me there so I can save bus fare.

No,

Why?

You’ll drive yourself.

Me?

Oh what is this thing with 5 legs?

Hey Sanam Baloch …

I’ve heard that you’re a very good poet.

Let’s hear something.

I have a problem with everyone …. Everyone is against me

I have a problem with everyone …. Everyone is against me

Whether it’s him, him, him, him, or you.

When they came to remove me, I hung on

But the second the needle pricked, this balloon burst

Wow, wonderful! The balloon burst!!

Didn’t get it but...

What amazing poetry.

By the way

I also have a poem for you.

For me?

Yes

let me share it if you don’t mind…

Let’s hear it!

Let me begin..

Begin loudly Nawaz Sindhi.

Let me also listen.

Sister .. your ring is in water

Oh, so she’s your sister now?

Cars honk

Intense music playing

Why have we left so early?

The plan was to leave at office time

so the roads are empty.

Rush hour for work begins at 11:30 here.

2 riders on a bike?

Do you realize that’s a serious crime?

The peace of the country is in tatters because of people like you.

music plays as coins fall to the ground

Is that a police check post ahead?

There’s a police check post.

Get ready…don’t try to hide your weapons.

Otherwise they will suspect us.

Hold it up like this.

Show it.

What is seen is sold

Hold it up like this.

Intense music playing

Good day Sir!

Intense music playing

This really is a magical car.

Intense music playing

pipes burst, water splashing

The road’s clear now.

Everyone knows the plan?

Intense music playing

Car screeching to a halt

Intense music playing

Please buy joker masks.

Please buy a pair.

Please… Haven't eaten anything since morning.

Please buy it! It’s the last pair .. Please buy it!

She has her own masks.

Get lost!

Intense music playing

Water splashing

[Intense music continues as motorcycle engines roar

Where’s Punjabi Boy?

street noises, horn plays

Just let me finish.

Idiot! he spoiled the whole stylish sequence.

street noises, horn plays

Hey,

move from there,

All the sparks will fall on you

Is this private property?

Ok, don’t move.

Welder sings as sparks fly

Hey, are you going to burn us alive?

Let’s go.

Why’re you wasting time?

Done

[intense music continues

Is everyone ready?

Let’s go!

intense music continues amidst footsteps

Sir!

What happened to him?

intense music continues amidst footsteps

(My husband spits on interest.)

What are you doing? (That's why he prefers Pak Bank's interest free banking)

If I have something in my mouth, where will I spit it inside? (That's why he prefers Pak Bank's interest free banking)

Let’s go!

I’m going

(Only Pak Bank spits on interest)

Music turns suspenseful

Freeze! Stay where you are.

Suspenseful music intensifies

What’s this?

God has his ways…what can man do?

Footsteps

You!

Gasps

Move!

[indiscernible mumbling

He’s here.

background music intensifies

Hey guys…isn’t this him?

Donald Duck?

What is he doing here?

Is everything clear? yes sir!

Sir

Everything is clear!

It better be!

Hello Mr. Trump

Welcome to Pak Bank!

background music intensifies

Mr. Trump! Very impressed with your security team!

You know what this is not for me,

This is for my country.

You know why I am here for?

I am not here to give you any funds.

I am not here to support any development programs.

In other words,

this tour

is not about giving.

I don't want to do an audit.

But I will!

I’m gonna take

every single dollar that we have been giving you.

Billions

And billions

And billions of it.

Mr. Trump, let's discuss this in my office.

Sure

Elevator crackles then dings

Oh, so Trump’s security’s dress designer is inspired by ours.

Everybody!

Come here. Make a line!

What language do you understand?

Come here!

soft music plays, footsteps

Bux laughs turning abruptly

Please feel free to make a detailed inspection of the entire bank.

Consider it your own bank!

You can check our files,

currency,

cheque books,

computers,

door locks,

dustbins,

cleaning equipment,

switch boards

and our people's pockets

because they are not our people, they are your people!

And if you find anything suspicious,

you have my express permission

to shoot them straight in the head.

And Pak Bank will get rid of their body at a nominal cost

because we care about you so deeply.

I want everything

to be perfect

for Mr. Trump!

for Mr. Trump!

Yes Sir

God please save us! (Mumbling a chant to ward off evil)

mumbling fades as the music intensifies

Bless you!

Footsteps

I think we should get out of here.

Let’s do the robbery another day.

Right now the security’s too tight.

Hi, I’m George!

Clooney?

No

Sorry

Alright! Get out!

You two, go there!

You! Go there!

You! Go there!

You stay here!

You two? Move!

And you?

I’m here for fumigation.

Get out!

Move!

We gave you so much money…

but you don't follow our instructions

and you don't respect us.

Give me a pen.

Pen.. pen .. pen ..

Here!

You have to keep your vision clear Mr. Trump.

Sir!

Don’t put on such an English accent!

How do you speak our language so well?

Whenever I go somewhere,

I learn their ways.

I knew a lot of your words already.

Like lying,

boasting,

going back on your word,

thinking of others as inferior,

insisting on something even when wrong,

not admitting your fault, etc, etc

The only thing I didn’t know was your language

That I learned

Am I right Miss Bella?

Distance Mr. Trump..

otherwise I’m going to put your name on my #MeToo list.

You see,

with this one word,

she has more power

than you .. you .. you ..

and me too.

Mind it Miss Bella!

You are not the First Lady,

who said this to me.

Mr. Trump,

the time’s have changed.

Now you can’t think of people as inferior

Spits

and walk all over them.

Scoffs

Water spilling

Irfan Pathan, you’re my man, so I’m telling you

I don’t trust this Punjabi Boy.

He’s a greedy man.

Look at him

Why is he footing the bill for the entire plan?

So that he can betray us as soon as we have the money.

He’ll keep everything and leave nothing for us.

Pensive music

But I’ve also made up my mind.

Music continues

I won’t be fooled this time.

Music continues

Will take revenge.

Music continues

Phone ringing

Music continues

Christian Bail is calling us.

Suspenseful music

Illyas Kashmiri,

Listen.

I don’t have a fight with you.

But the rest of them? They don’t want me to succeed.

My financial situation is the worst here.

I have a plan.

Once we have the money,

if you help me.

We can take all of it.

Phone ringing

Let’s go, Christian Bail is calling us.

Music intensified

Footsteps

Mr. Trump's security.

Intense music

Keypad beeping

Vault creaks open

I will talk for promotion yours!

Okay?

Take care!

Vault door shuts

Wow! what a locker.

Oh Mother! The money’s coming!

Spit it out!

Spitting

Oh man …

We’ve always ever been in a jail locker.

This is the first time,

I’m seeing a bank locker.

I’m telling you Illyas Kashmiri,

we’re so close to the money.

Let’s grab it and run away.

Phone beeps

They’re calling the team

Oh! Don’t fall for this team thing.

I’m telling you this team is holding us back.

Intense music, footsteps

This lock needs biometric access.

Try it.

I’ve been failing bio matric for 3 years.

You try it.

Inaudible sounds

Beeping

Gasping

Beeping

At least clean it first.

Spitting Ilyas recoils

Now try.

Beeping intensifies

Seems like it only opens with a particular thumbprint…

let’s run, let’s get out.

What did you press, bastard? Let’s run!

You know, these days, I’ve been suffering a lot.

Not the English one! The Urdu one!

You know it guys!

I am so good!

By the way sir,

You have to agree with this.

Regardless of how illegally we earn our money,

we serve and eat only Halal.

This is our special dish.

Try it.

No, you have it first.

I have very little trust in you people.

Have it!

Biting then chewing

Choking

Water!?

Choking sounds continues

What happened?

What happened to him!?

Someone call an ambulance!

What happened to him!?

Call 911! What happened.

What happened to him!?

Scared you!

[Laughing, high-fiving

Didn’t get scared.

Almost shat myself.

Shirt, I mean tore my shirt.

Sir! May be you should try some Paaya.

Mr. Trump

after the payas, for dessert you have to try the khoya also.

It’s our special dish.

Leave that.

Tell me,

after dealing with you for so long,

what did we win and what did we lose?

But you’ll agree that

first paya and then khoya....the food is a win-win.

What we’ve won is good,

but there’s a sweetness in the loss also.

Am I right Miss Bella?

Wow

What a deep analogy.

Footsteps

All of you should get out of here!

Security is very tight here.

We’re likely to get caught.

What’s the big rush?

At least show us your office.

See it another day.

Now go.

I need to pee!

Go, go.

Dramatic music starts but stops abruptly as the group falls

Dramatic Music, traffic noises

Coughing

Hi, I’m George!

Car screech

Inaudible noises

Car noises continue

Dramatic music plays

Wow!

Excuse me! I want this toilet clean now!

And if you don't do it right now,

I’m just gonna do it.

Are you ready for it?

I’ll do it Sir!

This is how you clean it?

Are your hands broken?

Here, give it to me.

I’ll tell you how it’s cleaned.

You don’t do anything right.

Anything at all.

Until you people learn how to do things right,

how can your country progress.

But sir,

we’re from the same people.

My people?

And they’ve given you this job?

You also make people from other countries do such work

I don’t get such work done.

I build a wall, so they can’t come.

Sir,

take me out of here with you.

I’ve heard you really listen to people.

You want to go out of country?

Yes Sir!

You want to go out?

Yes yes Sir!

Go!

What?

Out!

Is Mr. Trump inside?

Yes

You go out.

I want to talk to him in private.

Okay

Get Lost!

Bathroom noises, toilets flushing

Whistling

Oh my God!

Whistling

I am so good!

Whistling

Sir, you’re leaving today?

Sir, don’t go today.

Sir, there’s a big party of our bank tomorrow night.

Humming

What’s the occasion?

Sir, because that day, an amount for charity is deducted

from all our bank accounts.

So all our clients empty out their lockers before midnight

and then there’s a party at night.

In the morning, they return the money to the lockers and leave.

That night all our security cameras are also turned off

so that the party remains a secret.

Sir, this party’s not to be missed!

You must attend it.

Let’s see.

Didn’t even take the tissue to get out of a tip. Miser!

(Sneezes) Bless Me!

♪ You’ve fallen in love with me

♪ You’ve fallen in love

♪ You’ve fallen in love with me

♪ I don't want to leave you ..

♪ I want to stay close to you ..

Suspenseful music

What happened?

Sir, he was hiding in the bathroom

and eavesdropping on my conversation with Mr. Trump.

Hmmm…

You go, I’ll deal with him.

But Sir..

Close the door.

Door creeks then slams shut

You were eavesdropping?

Listening in?

Well done!

Sir,

he was telling Trump about your party.

This guy doesn’t miss any opportunity.

What was he saying?

He was saying that...

your bank has a party every year

and it’s a grand party.

He was telling Mr. Trump to attend the party.

Oh, ok, he was talking about that party.

You go back to work and keep reporting back to me

Sir, you too…

Later…

Ok Sir

And you also come to the party.

On really! Me?

Wow!

What should I wear?

People will get drunk and throw up.

Come dressed to clean that up.

To clean up their mess?

Big fish eat small fish. Buy fishhhhh!

One bad fish spoils the lake. Buy fishhhh!

Big fish eat small fish. Buy fishhhhh!

One bad fish spoils the lake. Buy fishhhh!

Inaudible, spitting

Christian Bail’s given an inside scoop on the bank.

What?

He said that every year the bank deducts charity money

and that same night, all our politicians

take out their money for a few hours.

Why?

So that black money stays within the black circle.

God forbid they lose the money

they’ve stolen from us to charity.

Wow!

What a twisted bun with butter!

Yessss…and this night,

drunk on money and power, they have a party

and to keep it a secret, all security cameras are shut off.

That means, even Mr. Trump’s security will be missing.

Yes!

This means that

this is the best chance we have of snatching our money back.

So when is this party?

Tomorrow.

So tomorrow night at the party

So tomorrow night at the party when the politicians take out “their” money…

"Our" money!

Yes, yes, when our money is sitting in front of us,

half our work will be done.

So that means, tomorrow night

is the best time to do this job.

But common people are not allowed in the bank tomorrow night.

And we’re not VIPs.

So we’ll have problems.

And since tomorrow’s party night,

the security will also be extra tight.

Excellent!

Bun with butter?

Poetry!

I have an idea.

We can make a tunnel in the wall of the building

behind the bank and enter this

and enter this locker room.

The room is sound proofed,

no one goes in,

no one will find out.

But what’s in the building behind the bank?

Knocking

Sanam Baloch is the one who has the most issues,

but when it comes to doing the work, she’s the laziest.

Knocking

Open the door!

Soft dance music, dancing bells

Welcome! Welcome!

You’re right on time!

Have you come for the first time?

Chuckling

But it won’t be the last.

I’m Meena Begum.

From opening the door here to closing it,

I do everything here.

Come in!

She opens the door…

she closes it too.

How hardworking!

Soft music

Show some respect, man!

Where are you looking? Lower your eyes!

Soft music

Music continues, footsteps

That’s my leader.

And my leader.

That’s my leader.

Have you noticed that

they all look like us?

I don’t know why!

Soft dance music

♪ We will reap,

Soft dance music

♪ what we sow

Soft dance music

♪ Whatever the public is like -

♪ that’s the kind of leaders they’ll get

Soft dance music

Music tempo increasing

♪ Make me yours

Music

♪ Why are you lost in thought?

Music

♪ Make me yours

♪ Why are you lost in thought?

♪ Am I your 5-year plan?

Music

♪ Don’t wait for the next election

Music

♪ Become the ruler of my heart x 4

Music

♪ It’s not true that

♪ Iqbal’s poetry

Music

♪ didn’t touch anyone here

♪ If 'khud' means ‘self’,

Music

♪ then ‘khudi’ is a selfie

♪ If the country’s not getting enough sleep

♪ how can they make their dreams come true?

♪ What the public is like - that’s the kind of leaders they’ll get

Music

♪ Don’t let the people’s dreams go to your head

♪ Become the ruler of my heart!

Music

♪ The country sleeps and we stay awake

♪ The awake do the work and

♪ the sleeping run from it

♪ This high is not from alcohol, it’s from money

♪ We ate up all the money and left nothing for the country

Music

♪ The journey of love is expensive

♪ When fuel rates went up again this year

Music

♪ You’re a leader only because of my vote

♪ If your heart doesn’t feel my pain

♪ Then my vote is misplaced

Music

♪ Don’t wait for the next election

♪ Become the ruler of my heart

Footsteps, dancing bells

I bought the people’s votes with the people’s money.

Took them from here - and then took them from there as well.

The country fights your battles for you,

and you’re all actually good friends?

Leaders should always be united.

And they should never let their people be united.

That’s the secret to success!

Not of the people, but of us leaders.

Laughing

You guys haven’t been drinking,

yet you’re so drunk?

Meena...Meena...Meena!

No drinks. This high is of money and

power which keeps us always drunk.

Am I right?

Come, let me put something on it.

It’s a deep cut….it’ll be hard to fix.

Meena..

I have an idea.

What?

The plan is that

I think we can easily overpower these politicians

and get into the party tomorrow as them.

Can the people overpower their leaders?

We can overpower them if they are unconscious.

No, no, I can’t do that.

I can’t betray my leader.

What’s the problem?

Then you take his,

you take his, you his

and you

and you take my leader.

Wipe it off.

Everyone will know who planned this.

This is a great idea.

Let’s get out of here.

Leaving so soon?

You need something else?

Just leaving to play house.

Seems like you didn’t have fun.

It was great fun -

but the fear of the wife calls me back.

When will you come back here?

If they’re coming here tomorrow, we’ll be back here.

Them? They’re here every afternoon .

If they’re coming here tomorrow,

we’ll be here 5 minutes before they arrive.

Just think of this as your home

and come back whenever you want.

We’ll just need a little help from you.

Leave today,

but when you come back tomorrow,

you’ll find me your willing slave.

♪ It’s beautiful rainy weather …

♪ Come slowly mister .. come slowly.

♪ Come on! Sing with me!

♪ Come slowly mister .. come slowly.

Look who’s here - Lazybones!

Rain water dripping

Where were you, eh?

Why?

Why didn’t you go with us?

Lazy Daisy.

You create the most fuss and work the least.

What would I do at a brothel?

How’d you know beforehand that it’s a brothel?

Either you’re lazy

or you were planning something else.

What do you mean?

What planning?

What are you trying to say?

Go away! Don’t make me open my mouth.

Now stop fighting and tell me what should we do now?

Our plan is clear.

First tell me where will we put

these politicians once they’re unconscious?

Dramatic music, inaudible noises, chuckling

Do you have something to knock them out?

Am I supposed to do all the work?

You guys just sit there and talk.

Say something to Sanam Baloch too.

She’s a bag of complaints

and doesn’t do anything.

Ok fine I’ll arrange everything.

But you guys have to knock them unconscious.

Soft music

Welcome, welcome.

They’re all in their rooms.

You handle your own prey.

I only do intoxication.

Laughing

You handle unconsciousness.

Soft music

Welcome, welcome!

Come to daddy!

A bit overweight.

No matter, we’ll manage.

Soft music

Body shaming?

Shame on you!

Hello

Welcome!

How are you?

Fine!

How much space do you have in your heart for me?

This much!

Let me see! Here I come! Here I come!

Please!

Mind in the gutter.

I am so lucky to have you here.

Aren’t you a pretty one?

What’s your name girlie?

Hina

Show me your Henna too.

Stop corruption!

You didn’t get waxed?

I didn’t shave also! Shameless!

Wow!

Kashmir’s apple in an Egyptian dress!

Beautiful!

Kashmir’s free apple!

Asif tailor,

remember that buttoned down frock you gave me?

How do I get a person out of it?

Raka Spray. Doesn’t kill big insects!

Only knocks out.

For a long time.

Only Raka Spray gives extended unconsciousness.

For the worst kind of pests.

Think….think….

how’re we going to walk out of the bank with all that cash?

What’s to think about, you Fatso! In your tummy!

Ilyas Kashmiri!

He’s absolutely right

What if someone snatches it at gunpoint on the way?

You’ll be with us, so who’s going to snatch it?

Why’re you pushing me back?

Pull me forward instead!

Talk to her with respect!

(ALL FIGHTING)

You guys need to stop fighting

and listen to me.

I have an idea.

Vacuum

Phone ringing, inaudible prison chatter

Why didn’t you wake me up?

Sir, if we wake you up, you get angry.

You idiot, then pick up the phone.

Hello.

Sir!

Yes Sir!

Sir, we’ll park our entire force at Pak Bank tonight.

And why not sir!

It’s not like these are common people.

It’s a matter of our politicians’ safety.

Yes sir.

Their lives are so precious

that a common man can’t afford it,

only they can.

Don’t worry at all Sir.

It’s completely confidential.

Right sir.

Sir, every drop of my blood is ready to spill for these politicians.

Yes sir.

At your service.

Your slave.

Ready to serve.

Ready to defend.

Effective Sir!

And ambitious!

Neither here nor there. Yes Sir!

Dramatic music

Dramatic music, Police siren

Dramatic music

And to think we said you’re lazy!

You’ve done a phenomenal job!

Yeah,

knocked off her leader - and took his car too!

Thank you! Thank you!

Shut up guys.

Let’s roll.

Dramatic music

Welcome, welcome, welcome

Welcome to your very own bank.

Yes sir!

Thank you…all of you…

that you let us enter the back…without checking our IDs.

All laughing and cheering

Why do you need an ID?

That’s for the common folks.

Your ID is your face!

All laughing and cheering

It’s all God’s doing.

Sometimes, the face betrays you.

Actually, respectability doesn’t suit him.

Neither does acting!

All laughing and cheering

You should open your lockers

so we can take out the money and put it here.

Why are you bothering us? You do it yourself.

Meanwhile, feed us something. We’re starving!

All laughing and cheering

All laughing and cheering

Sorry sir but you are forgetting something.

Your lockers can only open with your fingerprints.

At least try…maybe your prints will work.

Who will know?

Anyway, thumbprints are so delicate!

No sir.

Only you will open the lockers.

Excuse me.

What now?

We already knew that we needed thumbprints.

So, we got the thumbs of the politicians!

Hide them.

They have cameras.

Don’t worry.

This also works in our favor.

They’ll have one vote less in the next election!

Shush! Let’s go!

They create such differences

but you can’t tell them apart from their thumbs.

Take it.

Why don’t you try all four?

Why don’t you try it?

Are you son of a lord?

I am a lord.

From a family of…

Give them to me. I’ll do it.

Error beep

Error beep

Error beep

Even this one didn't work.

Verified beep

Cheering, inaudible chatter

Now try this.

At least take out the one that’s done.

Error beep

Error beep

Verified beep

Cheering, inaudible chatter

Oh... my leader's thumb!

I'll ask DC (Deputy commissioner) to put in an AC (Air conditioner) here.

It's your leader's thumb.

Verified beep

Verified beep

Upbeat music

♪ When there’s no ice in the thermos.

♪ And there’s such beauty in politics.

♪ When our parties have never gotten along.

♪ Even then, may we never run short of money.

Upbeat music

♪ Never run short x 12

Upbeat music

♪ Money makes their hands dirty.

♪ The hands need to washed with money.

♪ The money is not our father’s.

♪ They’ll have to lose that too.

♪ The crops have already been harvested

♪ Now something new needs to be planted

♪ Dance as much as you can,

♪ Because you’ll be crying in the next scene.

Upbeat music

♪ When emotions have no foundations.

♪ And the winds of poverty are blowing strong.

♪ Whichever month of the year it is.

♪ Even then, may we never run short of money.

Upbeat music

♪ Never run short x 12

Upbeat music

♪ My dollar, my money.

♪ My power is because of my money.

♪ Whenever there was criticism on me.

♪ I threw money in their faces.

♪ Money is power, public, politics.

♪ Our country is the best.

♪ Let it rest now, let it rest.

♪ The poor country is tired.

Upbeat music

♪ Oh my poor country.

Upbeat music

♪ When jail does not grant us bail.

♪ Pray our sentence is not too severe.

♪ May our hands never wear handcuffs.

♪ And may we never run short of money.

Upbeat music

♪ Never run short

They don’t know who I am.

I’ll get all of them arrested with just a call.

My Thumb!

Screaming

Upbeat music, phone beep

Hello

What?

Upbeat music

Okay.

Upbeat music

I’ll look into it.

Upbeat music

Upbeat music

Upbeat music, Screaming

Hold it!

Upbeat music

Gunshot

We know that you guys are fake leaders.

Good you found out.

We were feeling pretty ashamed.

Thank God, my self respect is safe.

Hands up

Irfan Pathan, get to your spot.

Right

Nice to meet you.

Why are you threatening me?

This has your money and mine too!

Sorry, right now you’re our biggest trump card!

Dramatic Music

Even in this, they’ve made me the truck driver.

Truck engine roars and reverses

Intense Music

Yes!

Intense Music

Machine roars back to life, excited noises

Christian Bail.

I trusted you and you’ve betrayed me.

The same way the whole nation has trusted you

and you betray them again and again.

again and again.

Enough.

Ok boss.

Such a huge betrayal.

But he is...!

He’s your informer?

Meaning that day in the bathroom…

Dance music

What?

Are you trying to come out of the closet?

Intense Music

Intense Music, Tear gas sound

Intense Music

Let’s hide there!

Come on! Come on!

Intense Music

1 second!

Dramatic music

Dramatic music

Hurry up!

We have to empty the truck and sell it off.

Get in, get in!

Buksh, don’t let them go!

Go catch them.

Dead or alive.

Otherwise, I’m going to bury you here. Understand?

I’m the grandson of Affaq Bilgrami.

How is your grandfather?

Is he well, haven’t seen him around.

Give him my regards.

Hope you didn’t take offense?

I will see you later!

They’re escaping in a truck, get them at all costs!

Rooster

Oh God…wake up guys!

Dramatic music, police sirens

Don’t shoot!

We’re not who you think we are

We’re the real politicians.

If these are the real ones,

then how are they on this truck?

Dramatic music

Let’s go. Let’s go. Your lives are in danger.

Put on these clothes

and get in the truck outside.

Go go hurry!

Dramatic music

We’re telling the truth.

We’re actually the real politicians.

Hands up!

Hands up!

This girl gave us these clothes and sent us in this truck.

Otherwise we were pretty settled with Meena Begum.

I’ve been cheated here as well.

They cut off my thumb for no reason.

My area’s not defined

so I didn’t even have a locker in Pak Bank.

Dramatic music

How can they disappear with so much money?

Upbeat rock music begins

♪ We stole a truckload of money.

Upbeat rock music

♪ We stole a truckload of money.

♪ When converted to dollars,

♪ it fit in a bag.

Upbeat rock music

♪ Technology is making everything smaller.

♪ So why carry a heap of money?

Upbeat rock music

The police has surrounded you from all fours provinces.

Whether you move or not,

the bullets are coming.

Burn them up!

Dramatic music, shots fired

Enough! Enough!

Punjabi Boy, give me the bag!

I have a problem.

I can’t tell whether its meat or betrayal unless I taste it.

This time at least, I won’t taste betrayal.

Oh goodness.

I’ll take the bag and get away.

Even if the police catches you,

you won’t have anything and you’ll go free.

Later, I’ll come and give you your shares.

Don’t give him the bag.

His intentions are not right.

Give it to me.

Don’t give it to her.

Her intention is not right also.

Don’t be foolish.

Give me the bag.

We’ll be foolish if we give you this bag.

Trust me.

I will not betray you guys.

Betrayal only happens where there’s trust.

Aaaaagh!

What should we do now?

We have no option but to surrender.

I have an olive branch….

and the goat ate it.

Shots fire

Shots fire

Melancholic music

Soft Music

♪ Come see the color

♪ That’s never been seen.

♪ Those who have become colorless

♪ Show them that this is their color.

♪ Come raise a new voice

♪ Start a new (Online) trend together.

Soft Music

♪ Add 'Justice for' to another innocent name

♪ And make another hashtag.

♪ Forget everything before the next bad news

♪ Stop fighting battles with just your fingers …

♪ Now, raise your hands

♪ Save the ray of hope

♪ It’s time to wake yourself up

♪ Your blood is not so pale/colorless/white

♪ Why hide what is red

♪ Why hide

Congratulations Manager Buksh!

Congratulations!

Not manager!

President Bux!

Of course!

Sir

Zameer, Zarf,

throw him out.

And bring this chair back.

I’ll go myself.

Who goes here by himself.

Be thankful I’m just sending you out (abroad) and not to jail.

And come here.

Come here.

Take your stuff.

How long were you planning to hide it?

It was bound to come out.

So, I just exposed it in front of everyone.

Here, take all of your deeds some of which you didn't even do.

are crystal clear in front of the world.

Now get out.

And don’t come back.

Get out!

Get lost you moron!

I win!

Ruined my mood…

Victory music

For the development of Pak Bank,

now what’s your plan?

Music

Plan?

Music

You dare ask the plan?

Music

Did you ask him the plan?

Music

Who’d been sitting here for 4 years.

Lost all the treasure.

Music

It takes time to recover.

That’s right, Sir!

Look at the condition of the bank.

Music

Lost the treasury. Left it hollow.

Music

How will all this be recovered?

Is this easy?

Is this child’s play?

Music

What was the question?

Is there a plan?

Yeah, plan.

Right now…

Nothing!

Please forgive me.

Greed made me blind.

My arm is in a bind.

Shame on me.

If you’re asking for forgiveness because of greed.

this whole plan was built on greed.

We were greedy in the midst of a plan full of greed.

We should all apologize to each other.

Please forgive me. Forgive me. Please forgive me. Forgive me. Forgive me.

At least it proves one thing.

That you can’t steal back already stolen money.

That’s not the right thing.

True.

You can’t fix a wrong with another wrong.

Haven’t you guys studied Math?

He says in real life, minus and minus cannot be a plus.

Wow Irfan Pathan.

Such a deep thought!

And an example from Mathematics!

Who’s Mathematics?

Ok, forget that.

All of you. Close your eyes - and noses.

Oh no no! Stop! Please please! Please no! stop!

Soft music

Sahiba Begum?

Soft music

Sahiba Begum, forgive me!

Soft music

I couldn’t make you lady of the house.

I should be asking for forgiveness.

Soft music

My ungratefulness made you do all this.

Soft music

If I hadn’t made so many demands.

Soft music

you’d never have been behind bars

Soft music

And, I couldn’t even give you a water pump.

Pain scream

Bismillah.. Bismillah

I can’t even give you a water pump now….

What is that?

Until now, I haven’t thought you guys worthy of this tea.

But today, at this place, together.

you have proved yourselves worthy of this tea.

UNITEA!

Sister-in-law…Hip, hip, hurray!

Who says this nation can’t be united?

There’s one thing that can bring them all together…

This stick!

Always! give tea to this nation.

Soft music

Where are you going Kiran?

I’m right here mother!

Dramatic music

With the hope of seeing light

Why are you lost in the darkness?

That light at the end of the tunnel

That light is you!

Dramatic music

Sir, you got such an expensive car.

I don’t understand who’ll buy it?

There are some car lovers, who buy such cars.

Sir, recession these days…

Sir, I think we’ll waste our time with this client…

Do you think that he’ll be able to buy this car?

Even you are not able to buy this car.

Sir!! Too early for insults!

Dramatic music

Dramatic music

Soft music

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