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THIRD WORLD HITLER

Flat tire, You blew the tire.

Why? because you are exactly

on the side that is heavier than mine,

you're weighing down the inner tube...

Now, what are we going to do?

lmagine that l got out of this car

this Volkswagen, at this moment...

Would someone help us?

These cars go by as if they were hallucinations

completely filling the road with cars.

Do you think that any individual will have the courage

to get out of their car to help us,

to come help me take off the tire, get the spare,

and get this one fixed?

No, we don't have be stuck here,

cursedly stuck here in this car

as if we were in a desert,

precisely at the moment when the population

is passing by on this road in masses.

Are we going to die here in this closed up car?

Are we going to rot, doing to enter in a state of decomposition?

And no one will pick us up.

lf it were easy... you ask:

Name: l don't know. Address: l don't know.

Single? l don't know.

Then they start to scream:

''A rubber inner tube in the ear changes the sound,

a scream isn't the same.''

Aaaagh...

l got really nervous.

You've got to pay attention to the progress of the screams

if not, the individual will die.

Be careful...

And this Guevara, where is he?

Where is 'el Che'?

Offered to el Che...

Fuck!

You were dust

in the mouth of your brother.

Received in Peking silver

the shared beings of evil

and the weapons of little Fidel

The dynamite!

Where is it?

Man,

and the others

where will your next attempt be?

ln the ear

of your dressed up communists

Worth your cell

in the prison!

ln order not to knock on the door, the old man said:

Where? Where? Where are they?

planes of the earth.

Right. Great.

Let's consult this entire part there

All this...

lt's subversive, right? This is subversive, isn't it?

And the old man asked for

MOle, MOle, more alive!

The smuggler returned home, came back...

He arrived! Stopped, stopped...

l found a good book.

Yeah, this guy is great.

The smuggler came back again...

He's there...

Knocked on the old man's door the old man answered.

Here's the book. Great, science.

Evemhing is wrong...

Then the other one says: Look,

the daughter, the girl's daughter,

the queen's daughter died.

Only you can go resurrect the girl.

''Go, go.'' ''No, no. l don't want to.''

PerFect.

The Coup d'état will be carried out by the robot.

Adolph Hitler is still a conservative democrat.

Death to the prime minister.

Radical fascism.

-Did you bring the money? -Here it is.

Come in.

A high level scientist is involved?

Specialists in crimes against the government.

He was recommended by the Central of information

about coup d'état in the Third World.

WonderFul. Turn on the robot. Turn it on.

Are you afraid of cockroaches?

No, no.

Are you afraid of airplanes?

Adolph!

Are you afraid of snakes?

No, l'm eating one.

Tastes like fish.

Two Japanese cooks prepared wonderFul snakes.

in garlic and oil.

The people help themselves, Adolph.

Do want to help?

The people needed something different.

The people looked for this.

Thus, arose!

Adolph Hitler!

l went early to rehearse

and Getúlio Vargas was seated

with his daughter, Alzirinha.

watching a flick of Tirano Power

that talked about India, a lot of that nonsense

that they were talking about in the US at the time

so it was a super production

When Getúlio was leaving, he was in a

hall, along which people were Ieaving,

and saw Getúlio looking at me from a distance

looking at my size,

l was always tall, always caught eveyone's attention.

That was the last image l had of Getúlio

that's how l keep him in my memoy.

He, with is low eyes, Iooking at me...

''But what a great man...''

He looked at me as one who was greeting

an elephant going by,

and he continued on his way the one which he chose

and to his suicide.

The Wedding on TVwas a wonderFul program

which tried to solve...

lt was to my despair,

l was a man who was excited by human loneliness

l wanted to do something for these

poor kids who were on the streets

and for these girls who seem to only have Sunday

when the sons go to their little movie session,

and l began to look for people, interview people

and came to the conclusion that

this loneliness was a great ally of these boys

and they complained to me like this:

Getúlio, you can't imagine what my life is like.''

For us, Saturday and Sunday are most frightening,

because we don't have anything to do,

we're obligated to be closed up in our room at the boarding house,

we don't have money to go to the theater, we don't have money to go to the movies,

we don't want to see a flick, we don't have anything,

we don't understand it rightly.

We're locked up.''

ln loneliness We

are alone.

A bunch who don't even have a TV,

they don't have a radio.

They only have 4 walls there,

and memories of the Northeast where they came from.

Come here, dear, come sit next to me,

tell what's happening with you,

What do you need, my dear daughter?

Moral assistance or material assistance?

Because we're help to provide both.

That's what we're here for.

Your bo_riend,

This Japanese guy, what does this Japanese guy want with you?

Oh, he wants to get your money....

and what do you want?

You want to say 'Nandinha,' you need to know what to say.

The voice, you have to be more imposing,

people of your size don't mean anything here.

What exists is the greatness of your spirit,

the intelligence of your brains.

Speak, Nandinha, make a speech to the woods.

Beg...

Speak, Nandinha, please, say something.

Speak.

You don't want to collaborate with the army of your county.

Vey well.

Do you know what l have in my hand?

Of course, your eyes are covered,

l'll show you.

l have toilet paper.

Do you know what for?

To make a ???

First we will Iower your pants.

But what a beautiful behind.

with this toilet paper and stick it in.

Fuck!

What an ugly dirty, ass.

These communists don't clean the shit from their ass.

and now it's fine.

and we want the paper twisted in the ass

And that's what we will have.

The central committee for moral control

determines that Madam Viva

will be decapitated.

Urgently.

Heil Hitler!

We are going through a vey bitter moment.

Madam Viva will be decapitated.

-What do you have to say? -There is no other.

-What? -Another to put in her place.

Yes, many.

Great.

An 11-year-old boy,

a shepherd.

And the forensic tests showed signs that he had

been sexually abused by Madam Viva.

The horses are on the track.

lt is now first time...

Verb to be.

l am, you are, he, she, it is

We are, you are, they are.

l'm a boy, you're a girl.

Do you speak English Adolph?

Yes, l speak English.

Can you go to the United States Adolph?

Yes, l can, l can.

Oh, Adolph, you are wonderFul.

And you are so beautiful.

D'ya see.. four...

Left through the door,

the door was closed, Iater...

the gate that this man entered

he opened, opened the...

opened the lock, and then left

going, going going...

He opened another door and there was the other.

But it wasn't the guard.

He got him, Iooked,

looked at the document,

looked, flipped the pages, made some notes.

lntegral fascism.

Don't make pseudo-democratic pronouncements.

Public opinion, one percent fascists,

990/o indifferents.

Abundant distribution of emblems with mustaches.

Football, patriotic sambas, sports lottey.

Sexual relations twice a day.

Masturbation in the afternoon.

Now if it's faster.

Go down, down, down...

Oh, the shirt, the white shirt!

Now, now, now...

Go push, old man.

Look at the car it's about to arrive. Come o!n, come on.

He arrived, arrived, arrived!

he arrived, arrived, arrived!

He got out, eveyone got out.

You'll pay dearly for this.

l found out, found out, found out.

Conversation ended.

lt broke, broke...

Come in...

You killed it. Is it a doll? No, it's not a doll.

And you? No, it's not you.

Hey, be careful all right?

Be careful, careful, careful.

No. You can go.

Attention! Attention! Attention!

Be careful, careful, careful.

Attention! Attention! Attention!

Be careful, careful, careful.

Attention! Attention! Attention!

Pa, pa, pa, pooh!

Tah, tah, tah! Dead.

l really wish

that in my first childhood

l had dedicated myself to sports.

l would have liked to have been a great swimmer.

To have been evey

possibility of movement in the water.

To be a great athlete.

l'd also like to play tennis.

So, striking.

it must be important.

-What will l do? -Open.

- It's a woman. - Let her in.

War lord?

That's me.

lt's urgent and l must speak to you.

lt's a vey grave situation.

lt's about a boy, he's my lover,

he's being tortured.

l've nothing to do with that, that's with the Torture Department.

But l already was at the Torture Department

and they told me that you could solve this.

But this is a serious case.

He's a terrorist, he'll be shot.

But we need to do something.

Well, as it is for you, lady, we'll find a way.

l'll take care of it.

- When? - Friday.

No, Sunday.

Well... Sunday.

Sunday? Thank you so much.

Could she be a communist?

When l die

l want an honor guard of dead horsemen

on dead horses.

The dead horses kept standing on stakes through their bellies

and their feet free in the wind.

l've come to the old age of great indifference

Dictators have one day to rest per week.

and they see the work of their people.

l sat in my pajamas on the veranda ofthe palace.

l didn't see a thing.

Only carnival,

misey,

and death.

Play my favorite song.

Schubert's Serenade.

Keeping order in the Third World

is vey difficult.

Only a few moments of peace,

tranquility, in front of the flowers,

the plants and the animals.

l really like animals.

Two plus one

equals the unknown.

l am a real, fantastic being.

Pieces of matter Ioose in space

and a bit of energy.

l've come to the old age of great indifference

Dictators have one day to rest per week.

and they see the work of their people.

l sat in my pajamas on the veranda ofthe palace.

l didn't see a thing.

Only carnival,

misey,

and death.

My mom died three times. l loved my mom.

And she was a wonderFul creature.

l have the feeling she died full of holiness.

l didn't enter the room, absolutely not,

where she was, l didn't want to see,

and when... l spent the whole night on the street, waiting

waiting for my mom's casket to leave.

At the time my mom's casket Ieft

l denied myself the right of looking at the casket or at the funeral car.

to look at that multitude that accompanied the whole thing.

l can't explain it.

The last cases that stayed here on Earth

We were only together...

A galaxy which would be overlaid and stay

at the moment we were together,

the two universes

l could jump from one to the other.

Then, those guys came

with the space ship, right?

There was nothing more on the earth.

These guys didn't have..

Grotesque creatures. They had beautiful faces too.

Green, little things. There were millions.

l went down with such.. that l almost stepped on them.

The had to be many to represent

the only thing on their planet.

Quickly, quickly.

Mushrooms...

Great.

Do you like it?

Why don't you do that to me?

Eveyone travelling...

sometimes they passed and knocked me to the ground, l went rolling.

How l did take off my clothes?

Oh, come to seek more.

Well...

lt was a mistake...

Oh, a million times, right?

Skill is missing.

lf they were called, at this time.

A this point in time eveyone would go.

and you had more desire, since you were already on the ground.

Eveyone naked.

About 200 people.

l saw eveyone stark naked, there, hitting the ground.

Water.

-Who's the boss? -l'm the boss.

l want this. l want that.

Do it!

lt's an order.

Eveyone obeys me.

Put your finger here on my face Adolph.

Feel the fear of the cold....

Tears... l cried.

When l was born in paradise, house number 2,

the world said:

lt's a hero!

Congratulations, man,

after you passed our torture department

you finally discovered the truth.

The certificate.

You'll be rewarded.

Heil, Heil Hitler!